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[music] Wooo! Welcome to Mystery Boys! I'm Cat Dylfin with me is. Dr. Magnet! Oh my god! Ooh, it's getting a bit. it's a real jungle time. It's like a garden in here. And I like that it's protected so you can't let you know fatqueers in. Yeah, you can't let it in. I'm kidding. We like fatqueers. We let a lot. There's plenty of them. I have nothing against those squirming into my garden from time to time. Well, I'm just an old Tomcat. You got to be careful. A bit of a bear, a bit of a top. I think as long as you leave some cracks in the wall, let them squirm on in from time to time, it's fine. Uh, yeah, I'd like a. I can't sleep in a non-walled garden. Just letting you know. A lot of these, uh, you know, and wokies, there aren't too many of them left. It's kind of a sad, October 7th was on woke was officially, like, killed. It is sad and it's, they're sweet and they're so very fun. Uh, well, they are when you have zero power. And, um, that's why I love, and I, I just want to grace on this because you got this on it just recently. I can't believe it. Okay. I'm gonna cry. Okay. And by the way, we're filming this in the past and in the future when we do the Alex Jones one, which will air after the Alex Jones one. After this. Of course. Uh, you got a good right up from none other. I can't believe it. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes, Seth Simons. Thank you, Seth. No, wait, I want to tell you something bad. I know this. I just got to say this is like a, this is a big moment for me. It is kind of a career highlight. Thank you, Seth. Our, your work is, it's just incredible. And thank you so much. Okay. So what I love about this guy. I did. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cause he wrote. Now way back when I brought this up, uh, I think I'm my other podcast. And cause he's think of Seth Simons. He's the one that got, uh, Shane fired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you, I would say, uh, it's his, his article. He claims if it wasn't him, it would have somebody else would have got him for his regardless. He did. Like you have to look at him. Okay. And so what's so great is incredible. This guy's Seth is really listening to you when you talk. My half hour, uh, on gas digital, my, the last half hour, I did. Yeah. Yeah. The opening joke I have about, I go, is it wrong to invade the sovereign nation of Ukraine? Like I asked the crowd just what they think. And it's like, of course it's wrong. Yeah. Obviously that's a wrong thing. But did it cure COVID kind of a little bit. You got to make like, that's the last day I cared about. COVID was the first day of Ukraine. I got a car and I got a mask and I go, did you not hear about Ukraine dipshit? We're not doing that now. So anyway. So that joke is, is, is genuinely based in, um, subversion and hatred of people who loved lockdowns. Right. And the Ukraine war. My pure, you know, I'm trying to take my injuries and turn them into funnies. Yeah. And, and so Seth Simon's, like he understood what I was, he was so offended by that joke. There's another thing in here about it. And he, he goes through each line of the joke and how like. Wow. Even people that enjoyed that half hour didn't appreciate the joke as much as that Simon did. Yeah, he's a fan. He is, but the thing is he's so cripplingly autistic. Right. That he, he doesn't understand how to properly manipulate the things so you end up looking awesome. Right. Okay. So let's just look at the title, the inadvertent title. I love you, Seth. I mean, it was a fucking cool shit. Yeah, for real, Seth. Alex Jones still has shooters. That sounds fucking cool shit. I mean, it's a great time. I'm an Alex Jones shooter. I would be honored. Yes. I would be honored to be an Alex for the king, Alex Jones. I would fight for the king. When people clip the fucking episode, yeah, yeah, with that doubt. I'll come right out of the jungle. Me out. Don't get me. Can we just say Seth Simon has an open invitation to the mystery boys? Yes, he does. Absolutely. Anytime you want to come, Seth, we'll get you an outfit too. Okay. Seth Simon's is keeping track of everything we say and everything everyone you know says. And I know he is because that's what this subs deck. That is awesome. Thank you for doing that. The fake, the fake left shall rise again is what a shocker. It's Duncan Trustle and Kurt Metzger. Oh, it is a shocker. You see, I call it an upgrade for 45 bucks. For 45. I might upgrade now. Honestly, I have, I have very much considered something. Can we click on that upgrade? Let's get this. What is that? What do you get for? Oh, let's go to my fucking. Okay. Oh, shit. Labor Day Flash. It's all from 60. Premium member. It's only 45 dollars for a year. Okay. I got to think about it. It's not my budget. Guys, subscribe to this. Six years. You get six years of archives. You get an AMA. Oh, forever. Oh, yeah. This is a good deal. Yeah. Can we put that on your mom's horse tab? Let's, we should have all the important newspapers in Seth's diamonds. Yeah. Seth, we'd love for you to write for the master. Okay, let's just look at this thing. Well, we don't really write this. It's mostly just buying outfits. That's true. If you want to write outfits, we could use a writer though. Yeah. I mean, have you seen the show? I probably could use some writing. Do you doubt be really cool, Seth, if you'd write a sketch for us? Okay. There's a relatively new show. This is probably the best review of the show ever written called Mystery Boys on your mom's horse podcast network, which is owned by Divorce A's. Now, you don't have to get into that. Thompson, go ahead. Hello. Bezitsky. How is that germane to the topic that they're Divorce A? You just needed to say it. I mean, oh, yeah. God. It's such a none of your business thing. And I know, like, people have a pair of social relationships. And I guess Seth is a fan. Mystery Boys is hosted by Duncan Trelson, Kurt Metzger, who you may know from the Netflix show, The Midnight Gospel. Oh, I wasn't on that. And, and an unhinged Facebook post. Now, hold on before you click on it. Defending on an alleged [bleep] respectively. What? Okay. So, what is that? So, that's back when, just before it was called cancelling, any entire media tried to ruin my life because I said on your way to posting on social media about this guy, maybe hit the cops up. Maybe speak to the police. Oh. You know, don't not post it, obviously, but maybe just because if the guy is a serial grape artist, I feel like him losing his show at UCB once a month is not the fitting punishment. I got you. Because I thought, you know, something that's serious maybe shouldn't be adjudicated on Facebook. Clearly, I stand corrected, Seth. I noticed you didn't do too good when you were adjudicated on Facebook and Twitter though. Did you? You had to move back to Idaho. So, maybe I was not working fighting for some guy. I was fighting for everyone who maybe didn't do it. Right? Just the thought. But this was in the days of this before me, too. This is when believe women, which some people incorrectly call believe all women. Remember believe all women? No, into that. Hashtag believe all women? It was when feminist had power before they let the trend. But, you know, the reason we came to Judas because feminist I'm so for. We won. Thank you, trans. Thank you. Thank you for destroying feminists and my love trans people for that go in the locker room. Show them your dick. You've earned it, lady. You're a real woman. A better woman. An easier to clean woman who can play sports. Pro-trans all the way. Wait, wait, what? What do you mean if you've been having problems cleaning women? Yeah. Is that what you want an easier to clean? I don't want to go on a whole tangent, but that's your problem. I mean, yeah, look, I don't. It's really cleaning the couch is the hard part is a problem. Cleaning a woman. Well, once a month, they get their pyramid on your sectional. You'll see. Okay. So you just scrub it down. Well, I, you know, no offense to you. I've been a man of a little bit. If you feel like you're like put out by cleaning the ladies. You know, I have a whole service where I clean women. It's like a right to your house. I swear to God. Is that right? Yes, I have a van. I pull up in the van. We'll scrub groom. So clean. Well, Seth is, he's known as sex best Seth for being a sex best. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah. An alleged sex best. What do you mean? What did he allegedly do? I think, well, I personally think. And thanks for, by the way, fucking up my ad just now. I'm just, I got kids. I'm trying to make some fucking money. And you're like, oh, let's just skip over what's clearly me trying to fucking promote my business. But okay. Do you have a woman? Is she neat and clean? If she's not called Duncan, he's the best you've ever seen. We come to you. We come to you. Pull up in the van. We'll insert. We'll insert it. I'll make it. We'll come to your house. We come and we will take the lady out to the van. Look, look, look. This starts the time and you'll go to the thing we'll fill in for his ad. Just letting you know how we'll come to your house. All of women's grooming service. Cat, deal, fan. What's your name? What? What did you say your name was? Dr. Magnet. Cat, deal, fan. Dr. Magnet. Thank you. Okay, let's go. You'll call your woman and your kitchen. Cat, bitch. Nope. Just ladies. Just ladies. Ladies are women. Sign a signed female at birth. PS. So we just do women. I'm just letting you know. [Music] Have you been having problems cleaning women? Brother. What's your problem cleaning women? You just scrub it down. Oh yeah, just scrub it down. You know I got a whole service where I clean women We come to your house to give a washin' and a tremin' we have a van So we pulled up in our van Got you fined up to magnet, we'll clean your woman and your kitchen cabinets Nope, just late, it's a sign that birth So don't try to sneak in a dude You have a woman, you she need to clean Well if not called, don't get any the best you've ever seen, we come to you We come to you We will come and take the lady out to the van Okay, they described their new show with the tagline "This is not a conspiracy" podcast This is a mystery appreciation but I did not authorize that line, I don't know where that came from Which is a creative way of saying they believe all the conspiracy theories they talk about That's not true, yeah I would just check you there but I do believe in some things that you would probably find objectionable So I don't want to, but all of them know Also, I say we mainly are causing mysteries That's what we've been doing I've been had done that so But you get the, he says you get the idea By the way, believing in a conspiracy theory, I'm still not clear on what the intrinsic evil of that is I know if you were in a Rico case, it's a criminal conspiracy to do blah blah blah Is it a defense to the judge, you're on a district just a conspiracy theory I think like, you know, you're kind of being in a little bit of a Saturn cube in your mind with that buddy But whatever, I appreciate you writing Can we scroll down to this episode? It would be, wait, it would be laborious. What? Sorry, go. It's, it's, it's just this week, trust the little medsker. Hold on, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. I'm sorry, I just, I just, I want to get to the core. Okay. Go ahead. This is a great way of saying, believe I'll conspiracy to talk about, it would be laborious to walk you through this specifics, but to face it to say, it already is laborious. They are deeply concerned with free masonry, the night's templer, baffamette, the anunnaki, lizard people, mithraism, CIA, mind control, you get the idea. I like CIA, mind control stuff. Okay. Well, he's pretty accurate. So this week, trust the little medsker sat down with the disgraced conspiracy theorist. And so this is what he misses in years past. This was a sort of thing that might cause a minor controversy, fingers crossed, as when Andrew Schulz had Jones on his podcast, in an episode that was removed from YouTube, and not later reposted, but in these modern times, it passes without notice. That's comedy for you. Oh, no censorship from a millennial artist. We, the episode is mostly raving nonsense, but you listen to the whole thing, didn't you, Seth? He had to. Good for you. They discussed the Rothschilds, shape shifters. We don't know that they're shape shifters. That's any Semitic Seth, UFOs, organ harvesting, yada yada. All of those things are things. I don't know, like, is it not okay to discuss them? It's not exactly news that a pair of has been. I would more if it never was, if I'm being honest. On a podcast network owned by fans of Candace Owens, wait, are you telling me divorce couple, Tom Segura and Christina P are fans of Candace Owens and Andrew date? What? Now I get Andrew date. He's great, but okay. At the same time, I think it's worth observing that there are comedians out there who remain sympathetic to Alex Jones. We got a round him up, right Seth? Even eager to spread his ideas. You know, I scared Alex Jones and my ideas and I, I broke Alex Jones on the show. And what I said about Dean Martin, he don't like it when I said about General Flynn, he don't like and then I put all the information in the closing credits of the show. Did you not look at that Seth? I'm disappointed now. They drove a significant portion of the app. Oh, here we go. They drove a significant portion of the episode to the onions acquisition of the Infowars brand, which Jones erroneously claims was orchestrated by the gun. No, that was part of the funding. Jeff Lawson's probably the main billionaire, but Michael Bloomberg would be a major part of it. But Jeff Lawson, that's the name. Look, we got a parenthesis here. It's true that Bloomberg co-founded financially backs every town, but every town did not contribute to the purchase rather an agreed to come aboard as an exclusive appetite. Seth, honey, sweetie. Seth, sweetie, you don't get the what's the deal is when we read that. Wait, Seth. Oh, it just came aboard as an exclusive advertiser. It's gonna give you guys money as an advertiser. Are you like so on your forces? What a what a Seth you're you're I wish they had a cure for autism because you might be able to see things a little better buddy. Hey, can I do something real quick? Oh, yeah, this cassette is watching right now, which is I'm a big fan. Yeah, that means he's looking. Can you guys put the camera right on me? Yeah, please? That means he's watching right now. Think of it. You and me Seth. Look at me. Look at me right now. Watch what I do. Seth, watch this. Gotcha. Oh, I got him. Oh, I don't want to know what that is called grandpa magic and I got you. No, but you got to understand with Seth. Seth, you felt it. You felt it. No one else felt it. No one else watching. It felt like something right that little thing. Yeah, I'm in you now. Now you'll see tonight. Deep inside you in a dream. You'll see. Seth, that's I'm talking about a sex past. Ladies, ladies, get a sleep. I'm gonna be asked really. I did get him though. I got you set better. She cut because Seth. I know about your intrusive thoughts. I know about that. What? Seth has intrusive thoughts and what I just did. This thing that I just did. You're not going to stop thinking about it. Look at me. Tinky winky aka Dr. Magnet. Look at me. I'm going to be. I'm going to loop in you now. Let Dr. Magnet. Like a little metronome except it's me. I'm in you Seth. It's a little thumping. I'm in you. What I'm sure you've been wondering is what kind of shop are my news flash. I'm a dad, which means I live in at leisure. Whether or not a workout is actually going to happen. 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Again, that's Fabletics.com/mystery for 70 to 80% off. Everything is a new VIP. Don't sleep. Get that discount. Support the mystery boys. Support freedom. Fight the globalists. Okay. So anyway, he just confirmed the thing about Bloomberg without knowing it, which I love. He's an average hizer. He's not giving the money. He just advertised. Yes. No one can figure out what a cutout is. Okay. Naturally, Trustle and Metzger credulously eat up Jones assertions that every town in Bloomberg now own the onion. No, he said they don't own it actually. As well as his complaints that the new info worse. Yes, host Tim Heidecker, Vic Berger, an onion CEO Ben Collins is censoring him and stealing his identity. Fun fact about Collins. That's a conversa name. It means going. Well, now that is correct. Good works. Yeah, Ben Collins. I've been asking around about Ben because I friends, of course, in this industry. Ben Collins, real Poonhound. I thought he was a gay. Very strange. Isn't it? That's actually weirder. Hey, let's act it out. Let's act out as script. It's like this is we get. Then this happens. Okay. Let me read it. I'm going to start. I want to say this. Are you people been sucked into this? What? The community has been sucked into this. Well, I mean, they don't read. They don't. They don't know. No, but they should know how much danger they're in and I'll just mean like you've gotten. Well, here we go. Are you be all Christian? No, no, no. You got tangled up in something real bad. And I don't just mean that. I mean, dude. If you're if you're a traitorous treasonous, if you're really in sucked into a fucking thing that's against freedom of speech, this designed to psychologically abuse and torment people. And still people. I'll be a still people. I got it. And still people's fucking identity. By the way, they're just still there to become you and do batching him. So here's what happened info wars, which is Alex's. They stole that. Okay, Ben Collins out now. Ben Collins is a dumb shit fucking puppet of this loss and guy and then. I got his I like the onion still. I think it's funny. I'm not joking. Okay, you know, I think they have some good shit everyone so well, you know, you know, I like to be sarcastic too But I think that you're just being mean right now Dude John Paul But John Paul Sartre which by the way that guy that likes Camu. I said I was gonna fist him till he has John Paul Sartre eyes I was gonna fist his asshole. Why didn't he put that in Peter teal so I could find you and fist your asshole I know you like Camu, but you have John Paul Sartre eyes when I'm done fisting Can I please read my line dude John Paul Sartre Said whatever you do you give the world permission to do so by doing these things Did he say that yes, I've always hated that guy when I do I hate his eyes By doing these fucking things you've given the world permission to do this to you You've given permission to do that to you because you did it and why would you get put yourself in that fucking place? I gotta take a shit. I'm so sorry. I understand take a shit Yeah, go ahead and take a shit buddy. Okay, do you see why I love Seth? Do you get why I love him? I do not love him because he and like this is the best it's this sincerity of his like complete lack of any Understanding of humor is so pure and so like Like you could tell he just wants to tell about something bad that we said and he's not understanding how to do a smear And I don't want to tell him cuz I don't want him to do smear so I want to do this cuz this is great He'll write all this down in an article, too, and it'll be like fair cuz he's showing you what we said Okay, it'll be a battle. It'll force him to write the same Boy, that sounds like a really good podcast. You put it like that. So I'm killing it. Oh my god. This picture's the best as crazy Well, they stole info wars and then instead of making a new show They called info wars and then showed Alex his head being blown off with AI Which with his real license plate in his car, so someone had taken footage of him. That's kind of crazy in a threat. Don't you think? As crazy as it is the transcript of this segment doesn't actually do it justice. That's fair Watch it Russell and Metzger typically wear out landage costumes when they record in this episode. Trussell Is wearing some sort of peanut bread or hot dog cost Yeah, I thought it was pancake. I thought he was a peanut. It's peanut ice and a blue wig while Metzger has on a blonde wig and a conical hat It's called a rice patty hat. Seth. It was it's a cultural appropriation. It's an Asian hat that I I can't believe you missed it a guy is on the ball like you are That is an Asian style hat that I got from a Halloween pop-up shop and it's a complete Appropriation of whatever Asian cultures wear that to I guess working the patties Getting the rice but for comedic effect I wore their people's hat because I thought it was so fucking funny to have their hat And what it was so great. Okay In other words, Trussell a 52-year-old man looks like he delivers an impassioned monologue Looks like this Okay, here's what look at how great he advertises our podcast the best in other words Trussell a 52-year-old man looks like this as he delivers an Impassioned monologue calling Tim Heidegger a trader risking the guillotine You want to play the clip? I'll be people have been sucked into this what the comedians who've been sucked into it Well, they don't read no, but they should know yeah, how much danger they're in and I don't just mean like you've been all Christian No, no, no, no, you've gotten tangled up in something real bad, and I don't just mean that. I mean showbiz dude Guillotine's were invented for a fucking reason man like you were basically This was like you joking. If you're really like getting out I suck into a fucking base understanding my point. Well, okay Yeah, still let's see what he says. Let's go down. We already read the line reading. Okay, whatever watch the show It's a great show. Keep going down Okay, once many years ago at times so far A dime so far gone it feels like another world you might have watched a video like this and defaulted to the assumption that the comedian was doing Not a bit at all. It wasn't a bit at all. I'm not doing a bit then I'm not doing a bit now And these are our street clothes. He's not constantly. This is what I wear yeah when I'm breastfeeding guy And he meant that about the guillotine you better watch you say and you better what hey Seth you're a communist buddy, aren't you? I know you got no problem with Communists have nothing against guillotine. So I mean, I don't know what the problem is. Come on, okay? What a communist do to traders when they take power. So look obviously we can't personally administer the guillotine A one so it's not a credible threat of any kind. Well, let me just say this if there is any question For God's sake don't fucking use any kind of violence Against Tim fucking hi deck or Vic burger or any of those people. Are you crazy? You never have to have viola to anybody. Don't do that That's insanity get out of town says Simon's because it feels like that's what you're you're gonna look at guillotine around Yeah, you know, heavy those fucking I got to build it on set like a look at mangeoni imagine if you try to do that with a fucking guillotine mangeoni the guy who shot the insurance guy. Oh, oh, can you imagine trying to pull a guillotine Um well guillotine is a more merciful way. I mean, that's really one of the most merciful deaths you could have even not for the crowd I don't know that for sure Well, no, I mean your head's going for you know it. You don't know that but look Just in esoteric lore of getting your head removed is like really bad for the royals the elite, you know the the royale Really why? Well, they can't if highlander reasons Like in highlander. Oh no shit like yeah, highlander's not a true story, but you can't reincarnate I love tylander god. I watched that a million times. Yeah, it's got a very strange story behind it Can I say this real quick though? The mystery boys do not advocate Violence political violence or violence of any kind at all right all the Guillotine is allegorical and was meant to be witnessed and thought by Seth Simon's not as some Invitations do any kind well, how would that be possible? Look what take a guillotine implies a state sponsor execution So exactly. Oh, it's a fair warning of like yo once once the traders are exposed and the state has been cleansed Of uh, you know the uh, well, I don't want to get into the orders. We mentioned in the article But yeah, that you could be guillotineed. Yeah, by the state of course That's a fair warning Seth. I don't know. I know as a stinking comedy you like that idea very much You just don't like it for You know certain beat you know, Seth would not be keeping track of every word unless he planned that there was going to be a French revolution guillotineing If I if I was If there was a trial happening and they drag Seth Simon's Screaming I'll speak for him. I will speak for I would be like you will not do you will not Look, that's why I'm sorry a hair on this man's head and women have called him a sex pest I mean, what did he do pass to you for sex a little bit? Look at that face Give him a fucking break. Look at that cut him some slack his parents love the shit out of him I bet he was when he was a kid he was so fun to wrestle and throw around on the couch Oh, I mean that he's it look how much you know what I mean He's got the tickle bug too if I get him a tickle and you would like it. I'm gonna have a better full cat deal I'm not boy. His parents love that your parents love the shit out of you. I could see the look Oh, say if I ever meet you, I would never do violence. I'd hold you down and blow on your belly I would never do violence no violence at all and really I just can't deal showing you some affection He you mean well and your article did a lot for our show you are you have a permanent Invitation just to come on this show Anytime you're in Austin hit us up. No hard feelings come on the show. You could write a sketch for us Now if you had real power, I would be I'd probably hate you, but you have none so I love you. Can we make him a mystery boy? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna do it. You're an honorary mystery. Well done. Let's do it. Okay. God Seth Simon's Seth with the power vested in Dr. Magnet and me Cat Dillfin you are the first official mystery boy forever. You will be one of us Set congratulations. Seth Simon's you are theta male theta male set Simon. Mr. Eeket That's cool Congratulations, Seth and there will be a certificate hanging up in your name because we're so proud of you We're putting your certificate up next show It's not sarcasm. It's at all. This is as pure as the warning to Tim I think parents are very proud of him and love him I think that's good Well, I'd be in there's sons of sex bet they got a they got a stand-up. He's got a recent picture. I mean he's got gray hair By the way, I don't want to back up sex set uh, sex Simon sex Simon's sex They say you're a Seth pest, but I don't believe him. I think I think you were just talking to other dipshit feminist girls And I and they didn't know how to take your autism because what is a sex pest exactly? I think you didn't work with them in an office Right what were you at a bar setting and hitting on them and his lawyer because you're autistic? Fuck them girl. I'm with you, sex Simon. I'm with you buddy I don't believe women first of all. I want to make that clear. I think he's sweet He is sweet. I'm sorry. I'm playing around wait go back to his article because his last I would give him a bath out of you would be the first man. I would let it in my grooming service Go back to the thing. Where's the thing article? We want to know I want to look at the thing Here's another way of looking at it as Alex Jones has been beaten back into the fringes of political discourse to shut up Well, fuck I'm in Rogan's for your bitch. I ain't that's the main that's the center of western power You're in the wall garden Seth. You're one of us now. You're part of the wall garden now, friend Back in the fringes No, the one the other side don't have no power or that's why they have to be mad at you. Oh Today's class of comedy podcast not just trust on mascara, but also Joe Rogan Tim Dennis And Drew Schultz boy sounds like a thing of heavy hitters don't it the artist Bob is Christie's divot or when Shane Gillis I'm not McCusker. I like being on that list have pushed the boundaries of their own art form to make room for Jones ideas It's been a wait Does he love I think he likes us that sounds like a good review like us why like him it's been a long effort It's cost is their sanity. Oh, it's cost them as they're sandy. Well, dude, I say some set. You're never gonna survive We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy The two questions I get asked the most are hey Obama. What's your last name or are you really a Muslim? And I always give the same two answers as for the first question nobody knows as for the second no I'm not Muslim. That's misinformation But sometimes I do wear a burka Hey, brother have you heard the news? There's a great new paper for shelf abuse Juck Berkoyets, Juck Berkoy Stokes, in public on your phone Everyone is looking but nobody knows Juck Berkoy. Oh, yeah Sidewalk subway, check out line, hat getting busy But you're looking just fine with jerk Jerk Berkoy the only jerk of ferment now you can jerk it in public in private the comedians who love Alex Jones hint It's the ones you think See that hit that article If people watching us do one thing, please subscribe to How many he's written two articles off of our podcast I don't know has he? I encourage all the mystery can's out there. We love size diamond. I'd encourage you to subscribe to the sub stack Oh, this is a different and tell them the mystery boys sent you nothing bad about him. I don't want him insult Hey, let him mocked. I don't want him in front of I want you to support it Don't do that. I don't want to know it came from us. I mean this sincerely. I really mean it not sarcath do not Fucking harass people online. It sucks. Don't do what you're a loser makes you a loser piece of shit asshole Do you want to subscribe? You then subscribe at the 45 the positive things to people that the mystery boys sent you And you're a big fan because of mystery boys. Yeah, you could say good, but do not say mean things don't say mean things What's all nice things? Yeah, especially a guy who's given us It's the best fucking promo. I will hope you're ready for the mystery boys bump on your sub stack. Yeah, okay? Because you sir it's a work of art what you do and I really appreciate it Is I see you you're an outsider artist that I got you and you're one of us you heard by that joke the Ukraine Mask thing the way you were meant so much to me and I was like this guy really listens to me come on the show Yeah, I mean like I knew you really listened to the joke and I really appreciate it It's not a joke at all no guillotine for use friend. Okay, uh, it's the one move the school down a little Well, who's those guys That was a great that was Schultz. 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Yeah, I know I've been addicted to Xanax I'm gonna addicted everything Xanax is a bad one Xanax was a rough kick nothing like nicotine Xanax is fucked up because you kind of Illucinate nicotine it just hurts because you when you're addicted to nicotine you get all these extra neuro receptors You grow neuro receptors in your brain and I guess they're like little baby birds Calling for nicotine and when it doesn't come they freak out and that creates these spikes of like craving and it's fucked up man It's like a month now. I do like this where it's like you order Taco Bell and then it doesn't come that makes good sense Yeah, that's always good actually that should be in place of being able to talk about So he's show some fried shit. I get it. Well, I could kind of see the don't look at the picture If that shit looks good. Yeah, they're doing the color thing so I kind of but anyway, what a what a great future that we have those AI burgers Yeah Possibly why do you think they're not hand-drawn pizzas of burgers. Let's see. I want to see I Hate this world sometimes. It's sad. It's a sad world What's so sad about it? Well, I mean we are like you know the brain rewards you with these chemicals You get this little drip and technology is figured out a way to hack the human brain to create that drip That's not breaking news and I'm an old long ball cat dillfin. I'll tell you flat out. Oh, that ain't enough Don't mean for me. I mean, I fried my dopamine receptors over the years where you have I know I have I Think they come back I'll tell you after kicking nicotine. Yeah, you you real colors are brighter colors brighten up That's strange because nicotine makes me dream harder. I feel like shit. Don't give me wrong Like I'm having these like horrible cravings, but colors are brighter and like For real I went through two days of like this weird Hyper sensitivity in my chest because blood flow starts like it gets your blood flow coming back So like your skin gets ultra sensitive again. You start like getting goosebumps and shit It's so weird. I don't like my team is blocking a sensitivity of my skin It's restricting blood flow. So when you get off the interesting it's a vasoconstrictor So when you get off of it blood starts flowing again and you start feeling shit more and then I don't like that I know I know that's well, that's what I'm confronting is like oh my god Am I such a pussy that I don't want a fully feel reality? Oh look how it destroys Seth Simon inside when he asked to feel He has to feel the he feels and that poor thought you know autism. It doesn't mean you're bad Brutus. I think he's autistic for real. I mean, I would I would take that substack as a legitimate diagnosis for very high Functioning autism. Okay, he completely that's a guy when you read his thing He he like I mean he thinks he gets it comedy, but he doesn't He he it's not even malicious from him even though it should be it's not yeah Because he doesn't know to like lie about what you said like the way of somebody stealing info wars would do Yeah, when it's come back like Ben Collins who again's just a puppet of another guy Like that's not the brains behind shit, and he's not the one buying info wars obviously Obviously every town and then of course the great chef loss and Debilionaire behind the tetrate global tetrahedron whatever the fuck yeah, okay, and on you naV By the way, the reason that that crew doesn't hate speed or teal so much is cuz remember Gawker. Yes Peter Till destroyed got the one thing by the way I've so much talk show on Peter's deal because I don't know him and I don't I don't agree with him, but his philosophy His philosophy they're doing evil You see that when I show in the news like what if you're doing evil you're doing something and it's meant might be better It's coming the frock. You know he talks like that Okay, I want you to understand this Seth and I know the other thing was over your head with the every town the way it was funding things Because you're such a sweet autistic boy, but you have to understand this his philosophy is the exact same philosophy is like Hillary Clinton Or oh Barack Obama or whoever you think oh any of the socialists you think are good because I know you think the DSA is real And and my friend who was telling me that like no Ben Collins hates Democrats It's not a Democrat thing and I forgot that she's not all these people are not clued in so the socialists here are not didn't Bernie teach you this Seth, I know you paid attention to Bernie. You've surely learned his job is to channel you a wevo Wushu Now we energy into the democratic party His job is to get you hyped up get just like AOC AOC was gonna knock down the house remember that yeah, and what did she do vote with Israel? and vote you got a vote democrat So, I don't know, like, I'm an old Tomcat, so I see the game now. My friend, the chick I was talking to who was telling me about these people, and she should see it. But Seth, I hope you could see it, buddy, because there's no credible socialism here. The oligarch, there's only feudalism in this country. There is no democracy. There is no right and left. Those are all things to fool an autistic boy like you. And they're putting poison in things to make the next generation like you, where you can't understand the layers of conversation, which through no fault of your own, by the way. Seth, don't worry about parsing what he just said. You come to us. I don't think you can. You're going to have to give you a bath. With me and Kurt, we're going to take you out for a night on the town. He normally only cleans women, but we'll drive out there in the van and we'll wash you good boy. We will powder you. We're going to wash you so clean and you will be so free. There's not a warning. This is an offer. It's a baptism. Now, can we go back to the furry quiz, please? Let's get out of this, in this second, I'm going to give Seth a bath. That is a threat with a good time. I would just. I'm going to threaten Seth with a good time. He's making it sound. Oh, aggro. We're so gentle. I'm going to make the water real hot. We don't. We're going to go. It's too hot. It's too hot. We'll cool it off. Get in the bath. Come on. This is your own fucking. You're dirty. And you had a dirty penis. This is not. Your penis is dirty. It does not come. It's got to be washed. It does not come. No, not from that. What happened to that furry? I guess. Yeah, what was this about? Why did this come up? I don't understand why it came up. Can you play? You see a kitten up here? I'm a grown cat. I'm a Tomcat. He's been saying you're a Tomcat. I ain't no kitten. Is this a furry thing? Oh my god. We should. Okay, I have to go. I have to use the restroom. Excuse me. I'm not going to be vulgar anymore. Seth, one thing I learned from your article is I'm going to try to be less vulgar when it comes to using the restroom. Yeah. He's not even really shitting Seth. If you will, excuse me, I have to go to the restroom and make brown. Not a shit. He's doing a fat rail. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. That's the accusation that was leveled in us. How dare you? Wait, I was not aware of this is a real accusation. That we were doing drugs in the bathroom. Dude, I hate drugs. Oh. I'll be good. That shit. I like legal deltonized. Are you fucking serious? I like graham gas, which is perfectly legal. Graham gas. Where is the graham gas? I got it. Where the fuck's the graham gas, by the way? It disappeared because they did it while we were gone. I can't say. Someone did up our graham gas. How am I supposed to get Lindsey Graham inside of me? Y'all look gay. Do you think Seth would do a show? Because I really would like to have Monks. I want to understand what his beliefs are. Because if you notice, he's very black and white thinking. Like, this is wrong and you said a thing that's bad and when people say a thing that's bad, they should be real world content. He feels that deeply. But on the other hand, I think he's like a completely what he called secular rational materialist or historical materialist probably because he's into comic shit. Is there a way to find a Seth Simon's if he has religious beliefs? I'm so fascinated with him. He's got that sweet face. Oh, look at him. Oh, wait, is that him? That looks weird as hell. And I can't read that at all. I'm wearing sunglasses inside and it's very small right. There you go. I got old eyes. I'm from a match of shoes, shoes, shoes, and boobs and Brooklyn. I am from Massachusetts and live in Brooklyn. Can you, it's getting cut off on the screen. My poetry has appeared. Seth, can I tell you something for real? I'm not making this up. It's a thing I don't like to talk about. But before I ever did stand up and before I went to our school, I used to go poetry readings and read poems to people. I can't beat that to you, Seth. I feel like I can admit a lot of things to you. You know, I've been, I gave you a nice bath. Got you real clean. I can tell you all kind of shit. Teach you how jokes work. Do you want me to come down there and avenge? Do you wash your Seth? Do you want me to do that? You got to ask me. You know, I don't come unless I'm invited. That's a poem. To have. Do we got cut to like a poem I have for Seth Simon, so how we're going to come to his house and clean him? I'll just put it in. I'll just make it after this and then we put it in. A poem for friends. Let's look at his poetry because I feel like it's not a poem after collapse. Let's see that one. Wait. Missouri review. Oh yeah. Poem after collapse. Let's see. A verification required. Why? Okay. Okay. So far. Okay. Project me. Use. You got to make a real big for me for my old ass eyes. Let's see. Keep going. Published by you. University of Missouri. Where's the poem? Okay. I. Okay. This. Okay. We'll go. Go back. I want to see this. Poem after collapse. I don't want to. I really don't want to bully this sweet boy. I'm supporting him by saying get his sub stack. Okay. And tell us. Mystery boy sent you. That's it. Nothing bad. We go back up. Go back up. We got to pass on. You know, I want you to read this poem after collapse. Go down just a little bit. Yeah. I think it's out for real. It's out. You know, they did all that gas. Yeah. I can't believe you guys did all our gas. Okay. We got to send somebody out for some. Go away. What up? What up? That was the. What do you need to run out right now? Get some. It's gone. It's empty. By the way, I will never forgive you for handing me an empty Graham gas. Yo, that's bad. That hurts. That hurts. It's about to go in the promised land. Okay. Let's. I mean, now I'm in the mood for success. I'm going to poem. Read this. Okay. Alright. Pull them after collapse. Okay. Hold on. Okay. Let me try to read this. I was born in a cursed land. In the west we were cursed with fertile plains that bore great harvests of wheat and soy and corn. Yes. We were cursed with mountains whose ice bound passes cursed us by melting into rivers. Sounds like necessary. These rivers they cursed us by opening vast networks of commerce which cursed us in turn with cities dedicated to art and enterprise and the cultivation of knowledge, which barges they cursed us to dress in dyed wolves and silks. Sounds like it. To drink fine coffees and teas with books they cursed us to understand each other. From the earth we were cursed with aquifers and precious metals in deep reservoirs of oil. From the sky we were cursed with golden and ruby and violet. Okay. I like it. I like it. The moon that commanded the sea our forest cursed us with rich pigments and healing herbs, our deserts with salt, our shorelines with moist air rising into the rains that gave life. Even I was cursed with a mother and father who cursed me with bread and song and the same boundless love that cursed our ancestors, the curse was all I knew. And then one day it left it. It's like the end of 1984. He loved big brother. This is a good, that was good writing. You know how much it sucks to write like that. And then you're reviewing us. Well, he was back in college, right? But that sucks. I'm just saying, you're writing, I find that, I would be proud if I wrote that. You guys can make fun of me. All you want. Seth Simon's go to his sub-stack. I don't like that. I don't understand what it meant and it doesn't tell you what does it mean the curse? I don't like to think about it. It doesn't matter. What? I'm supposed to think about it for myself. Where did you go to school? I went to a liberal art school. I went to school that I didn't have to pay the loan back because the government deemed it not a real school at a later date. We learned to read. They got it and finished making it. You don't, you're not reading for any, you're reading for the feeling you see. That gives you a kind of feeling. It's fine. All I'm saying is, you write like that. The next thing you know, you're writing reviews about like Legion of Skanks and Mystery Boys and shit. That's sad. Well, I mean. That's a, that's. What are you doing this? You just got to have the little bit of a sense of humor. It's just sad. I'm just saying as Seth, you, I get it. I think I understand you a little more after reading that point. Okay. Do you understand this? Yeah, it hurts. Well, who's that black chick that is, she was in all the things like us and she won, she won for shitting in a pie movie, the help, one Oscar, Lupita, something, Lupita, no - Long go? - What a batter. - I saw an interview with him. where it said the last time I cried and it said when Lupita won. -What? Why? -When she wanted to ask her. -He cried tears of joy, who was sad. -Well, I'm like, I think it's great that she won. I don't know why you're upset. -Why was he upset? -I don't know, was he racist? No, I think it's tears of joy. At the time, I was like, "Well, I for one, I'm happy for her." -I cried when she wanted to ask her. -I mean, dude, sad, I'm saying this to help you, buddy. Where about people losing their sanity and you care about the Oscars? -Dude, this, dude. Let me tell you. -Seth, do you care about SNL? Do you care about SNL? Like, you really feel like that's the place where we're going to hash out our moral rewards, and you don't see that that's part of the thing that you supposedly don't like. -You don't see that? -Can I just say this, Seth? I get it, dude. You've been thrust into a rough period in time space. I think you have an artist soul, and you feel significant, because I think you could have, you could be eventually, but you've misplaced the significance into defaureality, pop culture, shit, and now you're going nuts. -That's the autism. That's why they injured you. -That's what it is. -Oh, by the way, so what if you want to write a poem to a girl, and then just keep sending her a bunch of poems until she lets you touch her boobs? That don't make you a pest. -Did he send poetry in the poem to a pest? -I'm trying to imagine how this poem would be pestering a woman for sex. I'm just trying to come up with theories, because I don't think he did it. I think the women, Seth, were worried. If they're an accused, I don't even want to pull it out. I don't want to do some muck-raking shit, and it feels like we're passive-aggressively doing that. The man's a poet. The man has a heart of a. -Seth, let me do your house and let us bathe you. I'm not going to ask you again. Why does spring. Dr. Magnet's van, true your house, and wash up real good. Listen, and you tell us your poems. Get your head clean. -You know, you make me think of this Johnny Mitchell song. ♪ I am on a lonely road and I am traveling ♪ -Yeah. ♪ Looking for something ♪ ♪ What could it be? ♪ -You're going to think my butthole is a guillotine for your little peckers. ♪ You saw my love ♪ -I'm going to chop your dick off with my asshole. -I love you. ♪ The more I forget about me ♪ -All right, so that's a poem. ♪ I want to talk to you ♪ ♪ I want to shampoo you ♪ ♪ I want to renew my pain and again ♪ -I'm trying to sing to my boy. -My asshole's a guillotine and your dickhead is Marie Antoinette. -Oh boy. Trump signs executive order to launch it. -Buy a power to america.gov. -You know, Trump is to America what Musk is to X. -What's that? -Well, Elon Musk names everything X. Trump is naming everything America. -Oh, I think because as president, he has no actual power to do what he fucking real shit besides. -That changed late names. -Okay, so that's something that an autistic boy could never see the evidence in that like he couldn't tell that every town clearly is a massive money thing behind the thing with its exclusive advertising you fucking chump. Oh my god. I mean unbelievable. Anyway, this I know how much a president. So Trump, if you remember all the talk he had, it's the biggest rug pull I've ever seen in my life. I mean, I've never seen a president. Obama, I would say, is the second biggest rug pull, but Trump's a way bigger one because Obama just said a lot of "hopey dopey shit" that they could like, "No, I didn't mean we were gonna blow everybody up." But I still, I just was like, "Hope it would be dope." But Trump was like, "The wars are stupid. Shouldn't go to Iran." We got to make sure you can afford a house. -I think they were selling no war with Iran shirts in the beginning. Can you pull up Trump no war with Iran shirt? -So then, cut to, we have war with Iran. -That was the craziest rug pull of all time. -It's, I feel like I've gone to the upside down from. -We are in the upside down. -And do you know what the upside down is? -Yeah, look, well, I don't know for sure this is, this anyone could have made this, but I feel like they were selling no. -Yeah, no, I remember this. They were selling those. It's ridiculous. So, and, you know, again, I just want to point this out. If, um, who was the check running against them? Wendy Williams, I believe, was her name? -Wendy Williams was running against Trump. -Who was, yeah, the first black woman. -Wendy Williams. -Mala Harris, come on. -Are you talking about, come on. -No, that is the girl, the more MCU. -When the Williamson is sick. -Cambala Harris, and she's like a wonder girl, something. -What? -Althea Gibson, who fucks up? -I'm so lost. -Not Sereness and Venus. -What? -No, Wendy Williams. There was a black woman running for president. Finally, she, she's, talk like she has a drinking problem. -It's Cambala Harris. -Did you forget her name? Can you guys pull up Cambala Harris? Is this what you're talking about? Not Wendy Williams. -No, the other Wendy Williams, the different Wendy Williams. -For real, guys. -Not that Wendy Williams, the other one. -Cambala, pull up. -No, I know, it's a mistake. I'm not talking about this Wendy Williams. -Pull up the Wendy's girl. -The other Wendy Williams. -Look, this is. -Yeah, that one. -Yeah, that's Cambala Harris. -Your name's not Cambala Black Lady. I know that, so there's something weird. -Somebody is messing with the algorithm. -He was the vice president. -How did you forget that? -Can you play the. Okay, can you play the. -That's Wendy Williams. That is not Cambala Harris. -No, that's the Wendy Williams. -Now, who would you. -That is not Cambala Harris. -No, this is a tiny NTI. That's TI's wife. -Guys, pull up Cambala Harris, please. Let's keep it on track. -Oh, wait a minute. It must be clones, dude. You might stumble on some clones. -Can you guys pull up Cambala Harris talking about Christmas? -No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, better one. Wait, better one. Cambala Harris explaining the Ukraine war on a morning radio stage. -Okay, can you pull that one? -Have you heard that? -I want to hear it again just to revisit it. -Now, I just want to point that this was the alternative to Trump who was outright saying he was going to not do all these awful shows. Okay, and he was going to. Ukraine would have never happened if he was in office. -Just stop trying to get out of it. It's your fault. -What? -The Trump got elected. -I've never voted. -It's still your fault. -No, no, but get the recording, you know? I want to hear how. Yeah, she explains. No. Okay, wait, that there. They're making fun of her for her explaining social media algorithms. But I don't think she's wrong in that, by the way. But I want to hear it. The explains Ukraine war. Not morning radio. Ukraine war. -Explains Ukraine. -Why would you need to explain morning radio? -Okay, here it is. -No, second one. Second one. That's the second one. -That's here. -Watch at any level of news. Even social media you see and everything is going on right now in the Ukraine. Break it down to layman's terms for people who don't understand what's going on and how can this directly affect the people of the United States. -So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong. -Okay. You heard it here first, Black people. What is this? -That is amazing. -Yeah, so. -That's amazing. -So, honestly, God said, you think that that would have been. We would have the exact same thing as Trump if it had been heard. However, there would have been like a hint of iris lockdown. -I don't know. -What do you mean, I don't know? -I don't know. Seth could be right. -What? That Kamala would have been better? -Sure. -Well, go on. -You go on. -I can't. I don't know. All I'm saying is he's a mystery boy now and. -He's a Mr. Reacon. I mean, there's only two mystery boys. -Okay, you're right. He's a mysterican. I don't know, man. -That's up to you how to pronounce it. -Kamala Harris just seemed like she sort of like was teleporting in from an alternate universe, but didn't teleport all the way through. -You know? -Oh, wait a minute. Who pulled the great job? Here's what the United States might have become if Kamala Harris had won the presidency. That's a good song for the show. Like, if Kamala won. And my sad life would be so fun. -The women would be won. -Oh, the women would weigh a ton. -Can we pull up Kamala talking about Christmas, though? -It's been a very musical episode. -Now that we're doing sentimental shit. -Wait, I want to know what. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I want to know how it would be different. Let's scroll and see what would have been different. Does it say? Keep going. -Doctor Warren J. Plumefield. -Come on. -Okay, well, what was stops up? It seems only a few minutes on my commentaries appearing in cyberspace, which in any way criticized Donald Trump's actions or policies, too many to find themselves Orthodox Jews challenged my analyses while attacking my character. I've been there, buddy. And my standing with Hashem. The Jewish. Hashem is everyone's God, sir. As expressed in the Torah, the Jewish whole. I know what the Torah is. Okay. -What the fuck? -We know what that is, Dr. Plumefield. They claim that I am not a good Jew. Is this the right article? -This can't be the article. -Keep going down, keep going down. Whatever. Oh, well, I can see why you're a doctor. Though I have studied the text of several religions, I learned long ago. Let's see. -What the fuck is this? I want to go to the thing he promised. -Is he put this in front of all his articles? -Okay, okay. Oh, Hashem. The other man being. Let's see. It took me some few minutes to compile the list. Though I could have continued ad infinitum. -Lower inflation. -Really? Okay. -Lower energy and grocery. -That's odd. -No invasion of Venezuela and Iran. -Oh, I find that. Well, hold on. Venezuela, I could see it. Because Maduro obviously is with the other faction. If we just see how I installed Maduro. -16 military lives. would have been safe. True. Oh wow 16 whole military lives. No, most likely no corruption. Okay, we're losing it losing go here. It's no legal destruction of the White House. What about if you bring those trans cities in there? I destroy the okay. No pardon for the January 6th insurrection is true. Fuck you. Subsidies for affordable health care. Well not eliminating. No, no grifting billions. Well, by the way, Biden was cutting all that and he wanted Medicare. have deep cuts and we don't show we played it over and over. They're all against you. So that's stupid. Okay. No grifting shut the fuck up. This is so long. No breaking our country's historic alliances. That means we'd be fighting more in you then he's a world war through to start more in Ukraine than in the Middle East. No retreat from the WHO. Oh, that's I forgot about that. Oh, I forgot to tell you. So last night, hmm, let's see wait no termination. Oh USAID. It is predicted to kill literally millions of starving and ill people. Yes, if the CIA can't shoot your kids up with shit they'll die. I'm sure those countries are going to go where is the CIA to give them? They needed the United States. Wow. Funding for Ukraine's war against Russia's terrorism, you are an idiot. Commitment of just human immigration. It's so long. Boy, you can go on and on and it's all nonsense. Anyway, Trump has not ended any of that. It's just more if it went to a certain Middle Eastern country that we shouldn't say their name because Israel. No, Qatar actually. No, actually the Emirates. I don't know man. I was, you know, hindsight's always 2020. What? Oh, maybe we shouldn't have given all that money to Ukraine that disappeared and then had no oversight of how they spent it. So all the weapons we sent there and we're out of shit from sending it to Ukraine. By the way, all kinds of stuff. Now, what do you think about this giving these bombs to Israel? Can you guys pull that up? What's that all about, man? I keep seeing this percolate and the algorithm. Oh, the Moab those are. What is that, dude? What's going on? The biggest conventional bomb besides a new. Is this what we talk about on this podcast? Oh, we're out of like Jimmy door topic. Well, dude, you know what they were doing? Some people were, if you watched Norman Finkelstein talk about some psychopath was like writing his name on the you know, how they sent it. Lizzie Graham was a big guy with side of missile that was going to be dropped on somewhere. Yeah, he loves that. That's good. That's what he called good juju. It's brave to do that. It's brave because he's a brave man and you wanted them to know. It's like writing a scripture on a bullet. Yep. Yeah, it's great. It's a good sign. You're in great psychological health if you're writing shit on. Yeah, so part of the reason that we're going to give those bombs is because we're out of the other bombs because we're going to need to go. Oh, Seth, we need to worry about, buddy, is we're going to Iran and your gender block friends. What is this push ups and go? What is the specifics of this? The Trump administration approves we're giving them $2.8 billion in weapons. They're saying it's a sale, but I read that we're giving it to them. Yeah, it's it's look here's a better thing to put it up. Proves sending powerful bombs to Israel. Oh, maybe it's a sale. I want you to put in the DHS Department of Homeland Security Office in Tel Aviv. So Americans, this is a story I heard many years ago. This can't be real. Opinions are mixed on Reddit. Oh, wow, Reddit. The most important. Well, fuck. What the fuck? We're going to parlance it with the official US Department of Homeland Security account briefly displayed Tel Aviv. So I guess they're saying that they don't that spoiler alert that is real. Oh, conspiracy. Seth, I hope you got your type of writer. And there was an ice office in Tel Aviv as well. Really? And that's directed that so who direct who runs ice as you know, the department wait, wait, wait, wait, who runs ice? Duncan, Dr. Magnet. What? Who owns ice? I don't know. The Department of Homeland Security. Okay. So that's why there be a Homeland Security office in Tel Aviv as well as an ice office. Now we covered that on Jimmy's show, the ice office. But why is it there though? That's very strange. Why? Well, because of a program called Gideon. What's that? You ever think your iPhone was reading your mind? Yes. That's because it is. And the information gets sent back through Gideon and Tel Aviv. You see it's illegal for the DHS to set that up here and do their pre-crime unit that you might have seen in my. I was getting in work. Neural they read neural patterns. Epstein. Oh, good news. Epstein was a big part of it. You think it literally reads your mind? It reads your neural. They've already. Okay. How? It reads the neural patterns. Like your phone. Listen, ask me and then don't. It reads neural patterns. Okay. So oh, just part lit up in your brain. It's not I'm just explaining to you, but it's not exactly that. Okay. How does it go in your brain? That lights up in your brain. They learn to translate what what means what? That's all. So that so it's reading. It is reading your mind, but it's not like you know, do you understand how they do it? I mean, I've read that I've heard this stuff. I just don't understand how my iPhone is picking up. Because your whole body can be used to conduct all kinds of signals. Fascinating. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. Your big bag of water. I do think things and it shows up on my phone. You're a big bag of blood and water and heavy and soft metals. That's why all the metals is really good having the people because you could really use them as transistors. I see. Yeah. Well, let's see. Oh, this is the wearable device. Now, we've been over this. What? I love it when this happens with you. Apple is patented technology to turn wearable audio devices like AirPods and headphones. Yeah. They're all monitoring stations that read brain activity using in bet way embedded electrodes. That's invasive. Okay. Well, you put on the mind, the Davos, the mind reading headphones, but that's not what you're talking about. Like this is saying. The tech. Okay. I want you to understand that tech goes back probably to the 60s. I don't doubt this is happening, but the tech goes back a long, long, long, remember the book 1984 that was about a future where it might be okay. Well, I want everybody to understand this. Seth, are you paying attention, buddy? In 1984, the book, 1984, much of that had already come true that you just didn't know it. Right. Because that's how far ahead the tech was. Right. And what you're watching now with the goofy UFO shit is again, the tech is always how many years. But in 1984, the tech was not really that advanced. It was people snitching. No, the tech you got to play with wasn't that advanced. But in the book, it was more like the TV watching you. Yeah, there wasn't. It wasn't. I would say the universe ruinism far more insidious of a panopticon than Orwell's 1984. Well, I always say Orwell's is pretty simple compared to this one. Simple. I mean, how could he know? Because they control this is the one we have now is more of Brave New World mixed with it. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Here you can. I'm talking about that talk, the Davos talk about about brain, brain reading headphones. I guess I got to show this thing because everybody forgets it. And the algorithm can correct your wrong thing. That's okay. Video. It's a video. Do you know what I'm talking? You can get it ready for brain transparency. Go ahead, hit that. Davos is always putting out some weird shit. Now, I believe this talk originally is from like, I want to say 2017 not even or 2023 or something. Let's play it. Oh, it's 2023. Hello, everybody. I'm Nicholas Thompson. I'm the CEO of the Atlantic. And I will be. Oh, the Atlantic. Run by the Whittib jobs. Friend of Gileane. Next one. Let's hear this. What happened? I don't know. They got us. The internet is. Oh, good. The internet's weird because of the floods. But this is a patent that Apple. Well, I don't care about that. I know nerds. There's no way you're talking. I know nerds care about this. And I don't like like, I don't have to show broken this. Well, you know, there you have patents. He needs to see like that shit. And I don't need to see that. I just need to know the story. Can we have play on it? Is it working now? Because where the time period we're in right now, guys, shit's about to get you're already. You don't even know it's coming. We're living it right now. The floods have come. There it is. Hello, everybody. There you go. Thompson. I will be. Well, don't. We just want the car to have an incredible session. Star the show is Nita Farahani. She's a futurist and legal ethicist. Oh, a futurist. Those are the best. And she's so smart. I like to know you're interesting. You're going to learn a ton. This is how it's going to work. We're going to watch a short video. She's going to come on stage and talk. Okay. And we're going to do a little Q&A question from the audience. And that'll be a wrap. He's going to leave. I think I have to buy all these old and exciting. Yeah, probably the first off a video. It's going to make you see the future. I understand a wonderful future where we can use brainwaves to fight crime. Be more productive. Oh, they're doing it now with Gideon. Even you can't believe how productive you've been. Your memo is finished for crank it up. Your inbox is under control. And you're feeling sharper than you have in a decade. Right. Sensing your joy, your playlist shifts to your favorite song. Sending chills up your spine is the music begins to play. Yeah. You glance at the program running in the background on your computer screen. And notice a now familiar site that appears whenever you're overloaded with pleasure, your theta brainwave activity details in the temporal regions of your brain. That's our merge. They mostly move the cursor to the left. Theta mail and scrolls through your brain data over the past few hours. Yeah, I got to check. You can see your stress levels rising as the deadline to finish your memo approached, causing a peak in your beta brainwave activity right before an alert pop-up. Where the press ball is press ball is to take a brain. You got a memo. You got to write a memo and there's a big deadline in your memo. They only need that memo and then, of course, there's a spike in your beta brain. You're fucking brain. You fucking bitch. Crash. Oh, my memo. Oh, you beta ass bitch. Okay. Presby, hilarious. Well, what's that unusual change in your brain activity when you're asleep? It started earlier in the month. It's a waste of time. You send a text message to your doctor with a mental swipe of your cursor. Could you take a quick look at my brain, Dina? Anything to worry about? Hey, look at my brain data, doctor. You are and starts to wander to the new colleague on your team. And you know you shouldn't be daydreaming about given the policy against intra-office. Yeah. You don't want to violate your office romance. I'm fantasizing just a little. Oh, but then you start to worry that your boss will notice your amorous face watching. Press pause, press pause, press pause. Uh-oh, wait, go back, go back, go back to the boss. Uh-oh, your H1B visa Indian boss is looking at your brain data. She's looking at you. Oh, your Brahmin boss doesn't like your thoughts right now. Giant, too, by the way, that woman is huge. You know that you should not be thinking about the man in the vest, but that woman's like 10 feet tall. That's a Nord. No, that's a Brahmin. That's a Nephilim. That's a Nephilim observing these fucking weird. You see the Anglo-American empire. The reason they like to bring in like your cash betels and your Vivek pastramis. The reason they bring them in is because they're Brahmin class and they understand the cash system real good. And that's what all of our leaders want. Not just Peter Teal. All the ones you like, George Soros, who funds all that media that you matter about Peter Teal. They all love this shit. Hit play, I want to hear what happens now. Bullings, when she checks your brain activity and shifts your attention to that. What an Indian bitch, check your brain activity, why not? You breathe a sigh of relief when the email she sends you later that day. Congratulate you on your brain metrics. You are a perfect candidate. Which is another performance bonus. You have the music. Complement brain metrics. That's why I turn out like this. I can't believe what Keith did. If you go and the ending is a kicker, where do you see the end? Your work issued brains and thing ear buds still in. When you arrive at work the next day, a somber cloud has fallen over the office. Along with emails, text messages, and GPS location data. The government has subpoenaed employees brainwave data from the past year. They have compelling evidence that one of your co-workers has committed massive wire fraud. Now they're looking for his co-conspirators. You discover they are looking for synchronized brain activity between your co-worker and the people he has been working with. While you know you're innocent to any crime. You've been secretly working with him on a new start-up venture. Shaking, you remove your ear buds. Oh, no. Watch. Watch this. OK, watch. You're making it a future you're ready for? That's almost no surprise to learn that it's a future that has already arrived. There you go. It's press balls. I've taken a video that you just saw. Press balls, you were excited? You might be surprised to learn. Is the premise of this? It's bad. I think the premise of this might actually be it's bad. It is never? No, it is not. You're thinking it's bad because it's-- Everyone grown, watching this, like she's like-- OK, listen to what I'm telling you. The premise, that bitch, because I too-- She wants it. I-- no, no, no. Just hear me out. Everybody call them the fuck down. Call them down. That bitch is on a lot of shows talking about, no, the future. Did you hear what she just said? We already have it now. So the joke is, are you ready for the new thing? No. We already have it. So her motto is, it's already here. So we've got to have this conversation. Is there a hinder to it? No. Well, ultimately that will be. But she's not saying that. She's saying it's a conversation we have to have. Get it? Did you get the joke? So what these fuckers do-- and by the way, I want to point this out to you, which would disturb you way more than this. I've played this for you at least two to three times on your own podcast. I remember my part, yeah. So it's already here. So Gideon in Tel Aviv, Department of Homeland Security. Oh, they're looking at your brain waves. And you know how the articles, but Israel geofencing American churches. You know what geofencing is, right? Yeah. Well, they're doing that at churches. Put in Israel geofencing American churches. Let's look at this. Why would they be doing that? Why? Because they can read your prayers to Jesus and put them to Tel Aviv in the Gideon machine. Hard to count. That's why. It's already here. Yeah, Seth. It's already here, Seth. The Israeli military ministry of foreign affairs hired a California public relations for to run a multi-million dollar geofencing campaign, targeting mobile devices of worshipers inside American Christian churches. Yeah, but for what? Well, they're spying on their fucking thoughts. The budget between $3.2 million and $4.1 million. The goal, reverse declining approval for Israel among American evangelical Christians and highlight Palestinian ties to Hamas. Right, now that's just the surface goal. The surface goal is gross. I admit. Because what can you imagine doing this to a synagogue? Fones inside the zone are flooded with pro-Israel and anti-H Hamas digital advertisements and text messages. Wow. But it's a matrix. They're building a matrix. Do you get it? You have to be so dumb if you're looking at your phone right now. Don't you feel stupid? What? I don't know how much you're in your phone. I'm on my phone all day. You shouldn't do it. Why? Because of this shit. I'm smarter than anybody you know, and I told you about this. You don't know. You don't know. I told you about this. Because I use my phone. No, no, I sound smarter than anyone you know. I didn't say I'm the smarter than anyone. Obviously, I'm not even that smart. You don't know that, but you also don't know what you're getting. It's scary. I'm saying is it's scary to think how much everyone is getting geofenced and fed some kind of algorithmic bullshit and getting convinced of realities that don't exist at all. It's scary and dark. I'm sorry. I was on my phone with you, so I-- And should be illegal. No, because I was talking to our friend that we're going to have on this fucking show, who was explaining to me, "Mall World." You know, I know "Mall World." I've been there. Yeah. The earlier goes the "Mall World" in their dreams. Is that for real? I've been hiding from Kiltoni, also. You know, the one that looks like she was-- She goes to "Mall World." I've been to "Mall World." Don't like it. My fifth wife, Jen, has been to "Mall World." A couple of people. And people have mapped it out almost like what do they call those realms in Buddhism that-- The Bardoes. Yeah, they mapped them out like the fucking Bardoes. Put the "Mall World" map. You know, dude, all these people make 'em. But now, I want you to put that popular mechanics article about advertising in your dreams. Are you think "Mall World" is an ad? No. But I want-- I think it is part-- It's a Bardo. It's a part of the astral realm. Dude, it's-- I'm going to tell you the name of the company that makes it. How do you like that? I don't like it. You don't like-- Well, it's probably not good for-- Okay. SAIC. What does SAIC? Can you look up-- It's all capitals. SAIC. It's an SAIC. Yo, they can broadcast new fucking dreams, buddy. SAIC developed this. No, no, no. Don't put-- Just SAIC. I wonder what that is. That's not going to be in it. What is it? Stand for it. Can you see? Science, applications, international corporations. There you go. Okay. So they've got patents on this thing. I'm going to get it for you. I'm-- Yo, they can project-- So now go popular mechanics, dream advertising, which is from 2018. I would love to do ads for this show in people's dreams. We're going to be in Seth's dreams after this. Well, that's not, by the way, not a threat. Seth, we're going to be in your dreams tonight to wash you. Maybe this is a dream. We're going to wash you a little bit, bud, and all your big ol' bud, and it's going to be-- I know what you're thinking of washing it. Absolutely. When you're thinking of washing, Seth, you go right to his butt. I don't. I'm thinking of his hands. I start with your hands. If you want to wash your privates, you can wash them on your own. A nice, soft, lufa scrub. Not too rough. We're going to fuck you. Just on your hands till it hurts you, and you're safe. Please stop. Never stop. I tell you you are clean. You're going to stop. You're fucking up my old business. Lavender Crown. I put a lavender crown on you, and I start with your hands. And, again, usually this is the ladies that we do this with, but you have an invitation first. This is not a joke. It's a thing we want to do to you. God damn it, man. I have kids. I'm trying to start a-- We're going to clean it real hard, and you're going to see it. You're going to see it. You're going to see it real hard. want us to clean any part of your body, we will, but if you feel more comfortable cleaning your own property. Well, we'll go back to that. So I can read with myth was the with a mythrous voice. That's the dark side of the mystery voice. Whose myth was an ancient God worshipped in his secretive secretive. You have to do this. An ancient God worshipped in his secretive all-male Roman company. Look at that. Look, look, look, look. Read it. Read it. Read it. If you look, worship, there was an ancient God worshipped in his secretive all-male mystery religion known as mythrism from the first to fourth century. Oh, you're going to wish the mystery boys here where the mythrists boys come. I just get someone to a business consultant. I have this great what women grooming business. We're going to open up your fourth eye. Then you have to just fucking terrorize it. Make it look dumb. I'm going to tape your fourth eye good. You're the fourth eye. Don't look it up. Okay. We give oatmeal baths. It's soft. It's sweet. If you want to clean your tits or asshole, yourself, you can't. It's called the dialectic. You should know about it. It's not the dialectic. It's just about your path. Roman baths. Japanese baths. All kinds of baths. Cultural bathing is a very good, healthy thing. If you want to clean your buttole or your cracks, you could do that yourself. There's a community sponge on a stick that it isn't a community sponge. We change your ancient Roman ways that we do. We change or disinfect this. He has a bathhouse. We disinfect this sponge. Oh, well, now I am jealous. You know, I was never. I was just happy with that. Oh, I'm kind of jealous. And I want to start a hater channel of Tony because he goes to the bathhouse. He goes to the Russian baths. Oh, man, a Russian bath. No, we're doing Roman. Roman style with a myth. What's the difference? It's the same thing. The myth risk boys. You don't want the dark side of mystery boys coming at you son. They're not ready. That's for whatever are you or whatever the Patriot. We can't do Patriot. What degree do you want to be initiating? How about the fact we can't do Patriot? Well, now that's the craziest shit ever. Or is it the 33rd degree? I guess it is. The final initiation. You can't do Patriot. We didn't even start a Patriot and we got finally entered the bottom sphere of the clip hope. It is crazy though. Of the clip hope. You guys don't even realize no Patriots. Patriot is like you can't put out of this of no Patriot. You can't put the Alex Jones episode up. Yeah, because they got some beef. It was so disappointing. Well, I hope we can put the assignments of one of because I want a signal boost support. No insults. No insults. Anything. I want to be them. For real. I've had a few white claws. For real. I mean this. This isn't some go-and-be sarcastic. Don't do it. They stoop to shit like that. Don't do that. It makes you seem so depraved and weak. Whoever harasses people online, whatever that is, that gang stalking political shit where you post shit on someone else's account. Don't do that. That makes you seem so incredibly weird. Are you talking to literally program bots by someone who professionally does this? Yeah, that's true. You're right. They can't hear you. Don't be a bot. They can't hear what you say. But you know, you might be a bot. You might not even know it, but you're a bot. Look, oh, okay. You want to know how to spot fake things. Did you ever see the. Did you say it to me about Candace Owens as a lesbian? It was on X. I think I didn't send that to you. But and a guy's name is Esoteric Shaggy on X. Okay. And then I'm going to send this to you right now, Tanner too, because I want to. I need help debunking this. Glad that you're fucking aware of it. You can't just. By the way, who cares that she's a lesbian? Okay, but I know. Well, I mean, yeah, you would think that would be the main point, right? But I'm just trying to. Because remember Alex Jones, now, and this is a little condescending from Alex, I have to say. What? Okay, well, I mean, people say things on the internet. You can't just. Yeah, is that what I do, dude? I just listen to things on the internet. Right? But. Right, it's fine because the guy's been through a lot unfairly, and I hope we help. But why are they attacking Candace from being a lesbian? Who cares? It's on X. The guy's name is Esoteric Shaggy. What's the big deal? It gives a fuck. I'm trying to illustrate how you. Don't you want to know how you know if it's a fake sorcerer? Yes. Okay, so could you find that tweet or no? Okay, and I'm going to show you another thing, how to spot that. Oh, a number. Oh, mystery boys, number 30. Whoa, we got up to 30. What's that? That's on it. Come on, guys. That's not Candace Owens. Wait, wait, I'm not listening from midget. Hold on. Esoteric Shaggy. Do you hear that? That's an X. Who's operating? The goddamn. Which Tanner. Which are you Tanner's is operating at the box? Esoteric Shaggy X. You got three Tanner's each slower than the last. Okay, what is this? Okay, there you go, Esoteric Shaggy Owens is a lesbian with four dating accounts. Who cares? But you got to look at his profile. Oh, you can't, can't, you know. Who's fucking cares? I know, but I have. I have other issues with Candace Owens. I don't care if she's a lesbian. Yeah, I don't like her because she's blind. Why is he bringing this shit up? That's your racist. That means you're out. It does mean your racist. That's like the color. It literally means your race. How does that make black somebody like a separate race? What? Wait, hold on. I'm sorry, I'm being silly. Tanner, this is. Now, this is the one I was going to hide in. I hope people aren't attacking Candace Owens because she's a lesbian now. Because that's pretty fucked up. Okay, do you see what it says right under his thing? The man who defeated Candace Owens. Okay, so that's how you know that's a fake worship account. Oh my god. It's defeated. Well, you defeated. She's done. Go ahead and get in. She retired. Why is my phone being a bitch? After this asshole, the man who defeated Candace Owens grows. What does that mean? Like something with her feet? It's just a whole thing. It's just part of their thing, man. They're always defeating or taking out or it's just so weird, man. Well, yeah, but do you see the tell there? Like, so why is she getting this shit now? Do you know why? Why? Because of the Charlie Kirk thing. Okay, and do you give a shit to that degree about the Charlie Kirk? No. No, political. Okay, and I know all like shit, like since I'm his own giving shit about who killed Charlie Kirk at all, right? I don't know. Maybe he does. I couldn't find anything. Seems like he would have loved Charlie Kirk. Why? Because Charlie's rigid black and white thinking. I'm just saying that because you know, he's watching this. And in that moment, he's like, what? Open invitation, dude, and that bath is open. And I'm not trying to be a pest. Don't pest. Don't. I'm not pestering. Don't pester him. Don't think that's a form of pestering. I hate, by the way, I hate this shit. What? Well, like, okay, so like, and I don't mean to high road. I don't mean to be high road. But I already, I already dislike conversation centered around Candace Owens. And so then that's a great point. That's a great point. When they become like reduced further by someone who puts esoteric and his fucking name, you know what I mean, then it then it becomes just vile. It becomes like fume, like the fumes. Okay. You know, what I mean? That's a very important point that you're hitting. Yeah. Okay. So it begins with what is the thing at stake here? Whether that guy did it or not in the public's mind. Okay. And then they dilute the argument down to Candace are they alchemically take the argument and make it about Candace Owens. Right. And then you start calling yourself a wizard while you're doing it. Like you have dedicated your life. Thank you. Thank you. Like your version of the Dresden Codex sun ritual where the thing Mike Bloomberg did at his mithraya birth. Yes. You trying to collapse the pillars. Boaz on Joaquin. So exact. So that the sun collapses and then a new sun or mithras rises in its place. Okay. Bloomberg intended to be himself. It didn't. I don't think it worked out. It takes a lot of fluids to do it. Really gross. And that's what your that you you just sensed all the vapors coming off it. You just put it a great way. Yeah. The first thing that you when I had because I had two people types of you like is this real. And I'm like when you see that as like do you just look at all information on the same level? Yeah. Like gossip about her lick. Oh, it's her licking a hairless cat. I get it. Well, that's clever actually. I don't know because you know why this is why I like to bear in that poem because I get it. She's licking shave Posey. Get it. Let me start at the top. Okay. Now this is going to make some people recoil. Okay. I think it's horrible. Obviously, we're having a Charlie Kirk. But honestly, when I start hearing conversations about Charlie Kirk, I'm already kind of annoyed because it's like I don't want to talk about Charlie Kirk right now. And then when it devolves into Candace Owens opinion on Charlie Kirk, now I'm really getting bored and annoyed. And then when you get to this level where it's now forget about Candace's opinion. Are you about Charlie Kirk just Candace Owens son? Now it's she's a lesbian, which by the way, who gives a fuck. Now I've gone like beyond like I'm so bored in an almost like oh my god, I really am in the wrong timeline. Like something's happened. Like the needle skipped. I'm on the wrong track of the album that I'm doomed to repeat over and over. That's how I feel. Yeah, but you know, a whole bunch of people will respond to that. People just go, how do you know what's real or a fake thing? I'm just letting you know clearly you spotted it on every possible level. But no, now this I want you to spot. Go back and let me show the other ones. Keep going. Keep going. Now I like that. But I want to see the face. Makes me feel good. Okay, but there's more of the same. Can you flick it? That does. That makes you feel better. Do you have all three of them or not? It makes you feel better than Candace Owens lesbian accusations. That's cool. Like it's like a beautiful woman with an innocent background. There's more to it. You got to let them upload. This is just a little tea, a little appetite for what is this race track or something? It looks like it. It looks like There I'm not sure there's no action shots, but it looks like that really was like a palette cleanser. I was getting pissed Oh, that's where you may be wrong. And that's where Gideon's reading our brain. We Get him up put it put the picture up. We just cut this. It's fine. Wait, I want to see that Incent Ladies as long as people don't see you know that we just couldn't put it up there I think it'll be good. I think we could show it won't be a thing somebody clips to use against those or something No one's gonna use anything against this part because boy that be embarrassing for clip show I think set this is my prediction for Seth Simon's article. This is my prediction. This is gonna be the title I was wrong about the mystery boys Okay, now do use your skills that you displayed is that really can't his own suit I think like it's not but my friends keep asking me if it is What is that Candace Owens? I don't care who it is I'm not asking for ID. I'll tell you that I'm just saying I'm glad you're on my driveway or wherever she is. I mean, honestly I believe She is once you get to that point. There's no identity. I mean, I feel like it's the purest identity. There is and honestly What is that a star with just these but now I'm a I 'm not an expert again Seth you got me so I don't know if this Candace Owens are not but I do know Did I what is that thing this is Candace Owens? No, he thinks that I don't know how to pick out what's real and fake and I'm crazy I'm just asking if it's Candace Owens or not. It's called don't look a gift horse in the mouth Yeah, whoever this is in the picture No, I'm not saying it's Candace Owens. You're so lucky if you stumble upon this whoever this is I Believe her over Erica Kirk 100% if you're making contact with beings like this. You are on the right track I've sent it's we came up on my Instagram feed who cares names. I've been sending I'm trying to cook tips to this account. Well, I don't understand what this is or what the promise Into the well, I don't want to say their name with the incense smell like It smells like get out of the way and let me smell this dwarf It's about smell like smell like get this out of the way and let me get the natural dwarf flavors You know I'm in the Caribbean and I want Caribbean spices and I'm not here for some tourist shit where you put in some American smell inside I'm just trying to open up for says my minutes to see I just want to say I just want to say Simon's to feel that my poetry Put that back up. This is like when Lupita won an Oscar. This is my Lupita winning an Oscar Seth. Keep with that picture up This is the last time I cried was when I found this Seth I bet she smells great. I bet she smells like you very earthy human You know I cry healthy. You know I cried and you know what I don't care if my brain wave your buds picked this up Yeah, my my Indian boss can know this what I'm like one of them little kids. Yeah, thank you. Get it close up one of them little kids That gets we are just all by this morning when you get like a you see video kids getting a gift Yeah, and they can't regulate their emotions. Yeah, yeah sure. Yeah, those are the tears and I don't know of me It's that connect off that because I remember Lupita no longer winning for the help. Yeah, that was that a heartwarming movie about a Black sassy black servants the best kind there are yeah, and they took a shit in their in their master's pie What is it sounds like lesbianism's, but it's not it's an actual movie starring that redhead Who's the redhead that's like The Julia Roberts. I don't not as hot clone from zero dark 30. She's the main redhead now Chastain. I don't know anything. I don't know. Are you lost me? I'm you know who Jessica Chastain is? Okay, boomer I'm not a boomer. I'm chin ex. I know I'm chin ex too. What a dwarf smell like Dwarves generally smell like a mix. This is AI saying dwarves generally smell like a mix of I can't believe you asked that question I took out an amp earth iron and forged smoke. Okay, there's something there are a lot of racial implications in this answer I think that's lame to say. Look, look, look, look, I'm not any kind. I don't believe in like Damp earth is going to be done again. You know me, dude. I don't I'm old I don't believe in like racial purity I I've done the whole collection and I'm telling you right now That mixture does sound like the dwarf in that dwarf racing picture that we just looked at yeah, that I asked you if it was Candace Owens and I'm looking back now. I think it's not I Because you know why that body didn't have no three kids. I you know I think I successfully magically removed even the conversation about Candace Owens from that and we got to enjoy a beautiful woman With incense in her butt without talking about Candace Owens, so in that moment Can we make something of that chick for merch or something or that goat, dude remember the ghost that caked up ghost we have in the unreleased What in the future when we had which one when we used to have graham gas like I don't know like four I'll get a small graham gas and then we were there was a caked up ghost remember that and there was a figurine of a fat ass ghost No, yeah, we were called up Janet to find out her inseam for it was a it was a goblin You talking about it was a ghost. It was a goblin. No, there's a ghost too. There was a goat. Oh, yeah, I'll never forget that I can pull it up again. No, my my my brain patterns. I got it my my Indian boss told my brain patterns were no good for the day Put that way he did my Indian boss from lies. I tell you get that call. Hey, it's called giddy in a big goblin. Oh, I remember this Yeah, I'm gonna talk about What about her? No, but I mean a giddy and things have a huge deal. Would you feel you the giddy and thing I keep mentioning? Yeah, kind of a crazy deal. I think it's great that tell that no I don't care. Let him read my fucking thoughts. We were there it is Look at the face like you don't about boo booty. Yes, who would pull that up? You think I'm not talking about that Let's get that Seth, listen to me buddy. That's only 1699. We think of that God. Can you imagine? Oh? With candy corns all around the ass. God if that was the ghost hunt in your house. That would be so confusing Oh, I could put an incense in that crack. Couldn't I what do you do if you're a ghost hunter and that appears? Um, I mean, what do you do for real? It's up there. You are in a committed relationship. Okay. Okay. It's not cheating if it goes Let me get a word and let me ask you this and I mean this. That's just like a watered up tissue. You and you and I'm gonna I just want to sort of map this out. You know, Jenna You've been invited to go to a haunted house to die. They're like a ghost is here. That's all I like this is going to go Jenna goes to sleep. Mm-hmm. You hear a sound from up in the attic. Yeah, you go up there and Can we pull that thick ghost you? Well, Jen is orb boyfriend that goes back up. Please We will her orb boyfriend seeking in the window sleep But what do you do if you're in it? Would is it cheat? Like you go out there and you see this ghost? You feel the communication. I'm not into this one. She wants me too much. That was hot. Can we pull up the old thick ghost? Yeah, I like the good look. I don't I don't want to see their fucking the ghost work. We got to have that pull that up Okay, you go up to the attic, right? Oh, who's waiting for me? This has seen a Jewish woman telepathically communicates to you All I need is for you oh to do what must be done. Yeah, holding sheet. Do you bang her? What do you even ask? Yes or no? Of course Well, we would bang with your with Jenna downstairs. You would fuck this ghost. It's I've jerked off with Jenna downstairs That's different. No, it isn't fucking a ghost is way different than jerking on it. It's even less No, my hand is no way. That's it. Look we should ask Jenna about this I want you know what? Well, you cut this part too because I don't want to talk you Jenna about this Don't cut this bar. Don't fuck me on this Tell you what so you would bang that guy. Sure shit. Don't that is cheating. No, we're hearing that He's gonna accept Simon's is all over your ass But if he was able to to pin me down to saying that I would fuck a ghost upstairs. He's got you already I would he'd have me in his it is cube. He's got you Oh Jerk Berka the full length Berka for men to jerk off in jerk off in private in public with Jerk Berkha. The female ejaculation ghost. What does your experience tell you? What do you mean the what goes first of all? Why is he ejaculating blood? What is this? That's not a good sign. That's a hemorrhage. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Is this by Seth's time? Is this? What is female ejaculation? Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Seth Simon. It's, it's fucking pee. It's just pee. Who cares? It's just fucking pee. Oh my god. All waters pee. Do you know Rogan that some of a bitch has somehow scientifically proved it's pee? Who cares? Anyone who's worried if squirts pee or not is in a bad part of their life? Just enjoy it. Were you, you think ghosts? I mean, I don't care if the ghost is being and tells me it's squirt. Who cares? It's a ghost. It's not there. You're, you have a bigger issue. You can, this is between you and Jenner. I don't want to get into this relationship shit, but you that's sad that you see the implications where I'm talking about. Of course I wait. A ghost doesn't exist. So just the act of deploying. I mean, can you, what a bizarre ritual. What a ritual act to perform? We're not dating man. I'm gonna push my dick. I don't live with you. It's fine. I don't care. You can say what I'm saying before you get emotional. Okay? Once you push your dick into the immaterial and the unreal, there was no room for the real in the unreal. The realm of unreal has only room for real. Okay. So that's antimatter. So the very act of pushing your, your turgid erection to that ghost that exists in the upside down. Can you guys pull up turgid? You look it up on your own time. That's very, I mean, you were displacing. You were going to displace an imaginary something equal to the mass of your dick going into the unreal. It is turgid. I know what I'm talking about. This cat's been around. You don't know what Ectoplasmas. If you jammed your dick into the unreal, something the equivalent size now. I know some people. What's a big deal? Just because 10 to 12 inches of some imaginary creature comes out of the abyss. Is that really on me? Well, Duncan, you've met gnomes before. Where do you think they come from? Right? And another mystery solved. See what happens when you don't interrupt? Are you okay? Yeah, you keep catching me with mouth full of white cloth. Look, I don't, I'm not going to do your relationship work for you. A lot of deep knowledge, man. And this one. No, it's a mere ritual. I always say, you know, I waste all my come wishes, like Jack Parsons. He would do something meaningful with his gizms. Yeah. I just wish for more wishes. That's always the good. That is always the best. I'm gone, man. I'm not even there. Yeah. Well, hey, by the way, so anyway, that what I just told you about Gideon. Yeah, who we're going to have dude on. Remember, I told you. Yeah. Yo, he's suing the government. He's suing the DIA and the cases proceeding. And he got all this fucking information. So the reason I know about the dream projector, projecting mall world into your dreams. Oh, they have a service for really elites in their dreams. They asked really it's so it's a very strong electromagnetic fucking shit. When you want to REM sleep and you've heard slightly about this in other mythologies, right? Around that. That's what they can pull that enough. And, you know, the med bed and all that. You could be like, come back, refreshing, relax from the best sleep of your life. Yeah, sure. As an elite, if you got that service. Okay, wait, let me ask you this. Hold on. This isn't uncomfortable discussion. I don't know why. Do you know about the Tibetan yoga of dream and sleep? No, but I feel like I can guess. So what do you think it is? Real, real, like tantric, like, I don't know, riding, riding my own jizz currents to alternate options. No, but okay, so like, you know, okay, you know the technique. If you want to have an out of body experience, you know how to do, right? Yeah, you know how to do that. So like, people use different tricks. I've never done it on purpose. But you get a, you get a watch, you know, you set the alarm every like an hour. You look at the, you look at your clock. You're like, okay, I'm not dreaming. And then because you're programmed, you'll like wake up. Look at your clock and realize you're dreaming. You can out of a, have a, a lucid dream. So I sleep with headphones in every night, listening. It's a bed in yoga of dream and sleep. Is that, and it's the opposite of that, which is, you realize this thing we're experiencing right now is non-different from the dream state. You're being rude. You're going your phone. No, I'm getting, I'm like, it's good you bring it up. But what do you mean non-different from the dreams? I mean that like, if you start analyzing waking life, you begin to realize that there are some really deep similarities towards what's happening when you're awake is to what, when you're dreaming, which is it's an assumption to think you're not dreaming right now. This is the beginning of the practice is you start realizing that your waking state is actually just a more coherent, consistent dream state. I'm saying you're in a dream state right now. According to this, I'm a theta male. That's our merch theta male. Don't try to skip around what I'm saying, man, admit you're in a dream, huh? You're in a dream. This is a dream. Okay, yeah, but look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Yeah, dream. I already thought that. But okay, so why? Huh? Why? Why is it a dream? Why are we in a dream? Oh, there's a number of reasons. Tell me why you think. Hold on. What's happening back there? Are you guys good? Why do you think we're in a dream? All right. I don't know. You know, I'm not supposed to ask them for in a dream. They're awake up. They're freaked out because you're waking up. I make this point. Don't crash out. Why are you crashing out? God, stop crashing out? Why do you think this is a dream? Tell me why you think this is a dream. Dreamy. Why do you think this is a take? Dreamy. Think me why you take this is a dream? Dreamy. Take this is a dream. Think. Oh, man. What a great mystery. And as with me, as always, is my magnet buddy, Dr. Duncan. And Seth, I see you. And you know, I do. I see you. I think you see me. I see you. We're going to go on the tunnels of Typhon to the lower Cleopathy Grounds, the populate Seth Simons with things that look like us. Your parents love you and so do I. I mean that Seth. You feel it, right? You lovers pair you and can I read? Wait, can I just do this real quick? This is the Seth. Let me do this real quick, man. Please. In Zanadu, do you? Why? If you clean. Oh, my God, that took fucking forever. Poetry's fucking gay. Get out of here. That's same old Taylor Courage. Don't ever say that again. Okay. So let me just explain something. Some of the bombs because I can't believe you said poetry is gay. Do you know about inducing cardiac arrest now? He's overseas. What is that? A furry? Dude, that's a furry. Furries can ever go to heaven. All right. Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings. Okay. I want to I want to tell you the most crazy thing. Poetry's gay and furries can never go to heaven. Oh, furries. You're bullying me now. Animals don't go to heaven. That's just in there. What? If you're going to believe in the Lord, what about the Rainbow Bridge? That's my dad's office. That's Valhalla. That's the hawa the rainbow bridge. Yeah, that's what the rainbow bridges. That's my new. Can you guys pull up rainbow bridge point? Can you pull up the poem rainbow bridge about Pat euthanasia? Okay, can I? I don't care about that. Can I tell you look look? Yeah, go ahead. So our boys come here to be on the next one We're getting them on right away, but he texted me this and it's out because Jones related so I want to say I want to set to be paying extra special attention Your mind though. Yeah, you listen, listen to your master He goes remember when Alex Jones said they were stopping kids hearts to talk to aliens What and I what yes, but I didn't remember that I remembered him talking to aliens. I remember stopping their hearts Okay, he goes he was telling the truth and that's what I lived and I'm like wait, wow stopping the hearts part So here's how I understand it, okay Does that they do space travel through a world? You know wormholes are like only a couple of microns or some shit And I don't know much about them Well, they can make them but they to keep them open So like something the size of you or me could go through. Yeah, a lot of energy But let's say I had developed a way and I'd studied consciousness enough the secret of Kant it's not aliens I know about so it's the secret of consciousness. I know about okay. Yeah, how to manipulate it with Electromagnetics, okay, and I knew that I could pop it right out of your fucking box In fact, you could do it at home right now you can find a channel that I'll tell you how to do by an oral beats to pop right out Okay, and they're disseminating this information a lot you've noticed yeah Okay, so I've got tech though that doesn't real good and he goes here's how I understand it they induced cardiac arrest with various means, usually inducing sympathetic, parasympathetic collision and autonomic collapse, I don't know what any of that is. Induces paralysis and shocked waking conscious with primarily in the brain stem. - Yeah. - A.K.A. dagon. The esoteric order of dagon is all about your lizard brain. - Okay. - Through reptilian mind. Now, a lot of neuroscientists will say they don't use this model anymore. - Right. - They probably don't, but-- - I didn't know that. - Yeah, the lizard brain, the cord shell. - But I feel like they flipped flat back and forth. These freaks believe in the lizard brain. - Yeah. - Then that raw sensory apparatus and conjunction with the brain's microtubules, if you watch science channels like I do-- - I just had the expert on microtubules - They're talking about them, I guess. - And I know Neil, our friend Neil deGrasse Tyson, talks about microtubules. - Microtubules create a quantum state which their thing could be responsible for consciousness. - Okay, wait, wait, yeah, okay. So the solar life essence starts to transition into verifiable, higher dimensional space measured in lab with squid. I don't know what the squid part is, but I'm-- Oh, I do know what it is. They've been using octopus and squid parts with chips and machines. You know how the octopus's whole body's a brain? - Yeah, yeah. - So for spaceship, you want something that's like-- - Oh, that's cool. - Yeah, AI is being mixed with tissue. They've been doing that since-- - With octopi tissue? - Yeah, and the neuron that you hear about now where they use brain tissue on a thing, that's from 19 fucking '95, do you know that? - Yeah. - Yeah, it's-- - '95 went what? - That's when they were first doing that. - Oh, that's crazy. - Yeah, wait, the solar life essence is in a higher D space and then they divert the soul from the light into the void. So that's what the Kabbalah shit is. It's a map to do that. So, they make a-- Dude, do you understand what-- They make a wormhole that's too small for anything in our dimension, you know? They always talk about how-- - Did your soul into the fucking bed? - But I could fucking, if I knew Conge, I could stop your fucking heart, keep you cooled down, and I could send you deep into the fucking abyss. - Why do I want to do that to you, though? - Because to travel to these other dimensions, it's like, I guess the best way to put it is Warhammer 40K rules. But the part that's missing is, it's taking your consciousness out of your body to go through the tiny little-- Oh, Allison Wunderland programming is where a lot of people have been through in those programs. - It's just trying to localize you into-- - Okay, and they shoot your consciousness and then they bring it back to get messed. Now, there's a scientific one they're doing with actual fucking shit that has trademarks on it. Patents, dude, he'll tell us all about it. - Okay, this is what they're doing with DMT right now. The titration of DMT-- - Remember, I said popular mechanics, they're advertising a year of dreams. - So that's McDonald's talking about advertising in your dreams. - Wait, this is literally, can you guys pull up DMT titration? You know about this? Of course you do, they're titrating people with DMT to send them into-- - So that's exactly right. And so when I did DMT the times I did it, I wasn't convinced that the entities were alive. But the geometry of it-- - Yeah. - Which I can't remember, but I also can't forget about. - I know it. - I know there's no way for me to visualize it 'cause I'm not in DMT space. So that was the most profound thing was, oh, the angles are fucking real. Now the entities, this is the interesting part. 'Cause he told me what they do when they program these kids and all that labor, all the Crowley and the Grant shit. - Yeah. - In fact, he even named a Grant's book. So this guy was-- - Which grant? - Kenneth Grant. - Okay. - So this dude got programs at your school along the tree of death or the tree of knowledge. So they hung all upside down like the hanged man? - Like Odin. - Yeah, and he went down and each sphere is a new trauma or torture, okay? And then the-- So for example, the lockdowns and the COVID bullshit. What's the point of that? - Yeah, what? - I, this is what I think, but someone who's more well versed in this horse shit could tell me, I think that was a tunnel of type into the next sphere of horse shit. - All right. - I've never got used because China already went through that tunnel of wearing masks and having a pandemic and just getting used to it. - Get used to the-- - And you should feel guilty you're alive. Just being alive, you cropped up the planet. Even though those things are fake, you don't have the pollution shits very real. The plastics and your balls, it made sense. That's why I'm in that way. He's probably got a taint that big. - All right. You don't have to fucking throw Simon. - No, that's all the kids. That's all the kids. It ain't just him. I'm one of the last of the long taints. You know that. Tanner knows that. - I'm one too. - The people on the mystery boy's warboat - I'm one too, but I'm not shaming people like you are. I have a nice, beautiful long taint. - I'm not shaming it, I'm not, I'm not valuing. I'm first, I'm not normalizing or denormalizing. - You're normalizing. - Or hyper normalizing, an idealized taint. I feel like taint. - I think you have a great taint. You don't need to like, just run out of this face. - Well, I wouldn't do that. It's just, we need to have this data point. It's not, it is what it is. And I'm not trying to brag about my taint. - You're bragging. - You're bragging about your taint. That's what you just did. - It's not up to me. - It was a brag. It's okay, but you did brag about your taint. - It's up to you and Taint. - And this is not a brag. I do want to say I didn't have a-- - Get in it, YMH. - I have a nice long taint, too. - 'Cause we're going to have a good session looking at my taint after this, guys, and I hope you-- - Have a beautiful long taint. - I hope you cut out timing your schedules to look at my taint. - Healthy taint for my age. - Because it's, and we're going to do this every time, until you learn-- - That's right. - Understanding the prinium. No, you don't got to understand it. You don't got to understand shit. You just listen and obey the prinium. - That's him, I would not-- - You're elders. - Seth, I would not say that. - I believe in a hierarchy of priniums. - I don't. I'm not into this hierarchical prinium system you're into. - When you read that poem, I was like, "Whoa, this guy's a fucking Epsilon male." - I don't even know what that means. - It's after Theta. I was just-- - I have a long, beautiful taint, but I'm not-- - I don't know you knew poetry that well. - 'Cause I feel like we all share a taint. - There is an underlying taint, that's right. - That's the universal taint. - George Lucas was trying to explain the dorkabala through Star Wars. - Yeah, the force. - Yeah, through Sinanon and his movie was all that cult Sinanon, you know? - Sinanon. - Do you know what else this dude was talking about? - Oh, sorry. - That was weird. - I was talking about taints and then he did a little toe tap. - You get how big my taint is from my foot size. - Yeah, that's not always the case. - My taint is as long as-- - You do have a long, buttered taint. - I have to pee. - I have to pee. Wait, can we do that again? He has to pee. - I got to pee. - Yeah, got to. I'm saving him for a big one. Oh man, you got to shimmy out of that whole outfit, huh? - Yeah, I thought I heard it. - Do you know the purple tinky winky was booking comedy clubs? - I don't do it. - Don't talk about him? - You didn't think Jay? - No, I said booking comedy. What? Just have a shit. - Just go and have a shit. Well, this is the banter that Seth Simon is gonna sit through every minute of. - I don't know if he saw, but he's got a butt flap on that thing. - Oh, I was gonna say, I hope it has one. Yeah, cut one out. Okay, we don't need to talk about taints. This is madness. This is him trying to get out of some real deep esoteric learnings. So anyway, they got to make you die. Ooh, that's pretty. So I make you, you know, a near death experience. Soldiers, they call it shell shock, but World War One, World War Two, if a shell exploded, it would, the soldiers would feel like they got knocked out of their body. The ones that live, do you know what I'm talking about? - Yeah. - Okay, so this is the thing they've studied for a while. And that's shell shock or PTSD, they call it now. That institute that was studying PTSD was also studying how to make you get knocked out of your fucking body if they want at will. And in that state, your congeners can go through a tiny little wormhole they can make into alternate. So Montauk, Stranger Things, you know, you see on Stranger Things, the final season, the kid is like walled up in a cocoon and he's like got like a thing in his mouth, like a hentai tentacle in his throat. - Yeah. - Will you play a picture of that? Is that seem fucking weird to anybody? - I thought it was kind of weird. - It does kind of weird why? 'Cause it was labeled too sec. I don't want to, don't make it too sexy. If. So the upside down, that's what that is. - Do you watch the show? - No, it's the show's boring, dude. - Oh. - No, I just weren't, you just said you. This is it. - Because by the way, that Stranger Things kids aged weirder than anybody I've ever seen yet. I mean, they look fucking strange, they look stranger. Oh yeah, dude, what the fuck? The first scene reveals the truth about, well, what, that he is Montauk. - No, he's kidding. - So you see how they're addressing the real program, though, like the producers, the twins who made this, they're twins, they want to call it Montauk, but I said they called Stranger Things. And that, look at that shit. Holly versus Vecna, the most disturbed, do you see that? Does that look fucking odd to anybody? Am I weird that I find there's something to be kind of, something strange with that? - No. Now you're not weird. - What did you say? - I said you're not weird. - Oh, I thought you said it's not weird. - No, it's, it's kind of weird, yeah. - Yeah, why do you supposed to do that? - I don't know, Kurt. Why? - No, you tell me, you're in high school. You're the target audience. - Wait, why are they making it look weird? - It looks like a fucking deep throat thing. It's what it looks like. - Oh. - Yeah, I mean, it's not, what's that girl doing? - The thing with the boy is like the kind of worst. - No wonder Vecna, would extend his tendril, click that. - It's 'cause he's gay. - Click that. You know, right, yeah, a little bit more than that. - No, the character will is actually gay and he like comes out. - Oh, yeah, okay. So there's something going on there a bit, isn't there? - With the tentacles. - This kid was in another dimension. Where's Dr. Magnet? So put this up, put this on the screen. - What? - So the show, "Stranger Things" originally was gonna be called "Mon Talk." Go back on the picture, look, look, look. - Yeah. - So did you watch "Stranger Things"? - I couldn't get through the, I got kind of like lost interest. I got through the first-- - It's not "Dolly Shit" dude. - I like the music. - Yeah, "WonTrack" 'cause the 80s time-- - No, 'cause the Mogue, they had like really good, they used Mogue's. It was good, it was pretty. But I didn't really like get to into the show itself. I thought it was, okay, so, do you see that? - Interesting. - No wonder Vecna would extend his tendrils into Will's mouth, gross. - Yeah, that was season four. This kid's walled up in another dimension, the upside down, and he's getting-- - What looks like-- - It's gross. - Tentacle porn. - Tentacle porn. - So anybody who's a, and so I guess something like, what do you much be a pervert if it looks like that to you? I'm like, I am not-- - How does that not look like that to anybody? - Yeah, it's crazy. Okay, nobody said anything about it. - How did no one say anything about it? - Look at that bull haircut, too. - That's the worst part. - I didn't reach this far into it, that's fucked up. - Dude, look at his haircut. - That's also fucked up. - You think maybe getting your haircut to look like a penis tip might have made you gay? 'Cause I think you should look into that. - That's bad. - Why the fuck's a young gay white kid have an Edgar haircut? - It's so fucked up. I didn't watch this far through. - What is the dragon rouge? That's another one of these cults. I just dropped the name of real cult. The dragon rouge are some fucking weirdos. That's the satanic arm of the SRA, they teach people in Ocho affiliates. - Boring. - But that's what that was happenin' that kid. That's what, it's all based on the same clopathic path working. - I don't like it. - Okay, well, still listen. - I have kids, you know, man, it makes me sad. - Well, that's why, I mean, I guess they weren't watching this 'cause it looks so. - No, they're not gonna let them watch stranger things. - Anyway, the Libra 231 keys for the, the Libra 231, it's keys for the tunnels which each correspond to abuses and spheres. So, Daryl James, this dude solved the Daryl James thing for me, dude. - How's that? - Do you remember all the Kabbalah names in Daryl James's story? I remember Michael Aquino in his story? - Yes. - Oh, Michael Aquino is in this guy's story, too. - Really? - Yeah, that piece of shit. This is the guy's suing the DIA. Michael Aquino, so it's in Kenneth Grant's book. He's got the name of the book in here. They're doing the upside down Kabbalah to kids and it's a mind control thing. And you go down the tree and it's a different abuse to make you dissociate. That's where all these people are into a catamine and all this bullshit. And they have you like Star Trek go to different planets. So think of his story, Daryl James. I haven't done it yet, but I wanna try to map. So he's in trouble, he goes to the moon. - Right. - And it's like, oh my god, what was common was semen being removed everywhere he went. And everywhere he went, they were draining his balls. Remember that? And it's, so we got ourselves Kabbalah names. Michael Aquino. Oh, his command, the guy that debriefed him when he left. - So depressed. - Robert, Robert, who told him all this shit. - Yeah. - No, it's better to know the truth always. Robert. - You're right, but it's disturbing. - I actually get giddy when I realize the scam. It makes me, I really do get a dopamine hit off of it. So I can see how you'll be a rabbit hole. - Well, also because it triggers a- - Just hurting kids. I mean, I don't mean to seem sanctimonies, but just hurting kids. - You sound a little sanctimonious. - The fact that people fucking have mapped out mechanisms of hurting children to this level is so dismaying. - Well, do you know why? - Why? - For no touch abuse. So the original, when we were in gate, the thing that you don't remember, right? - Yeah. - Do you remember Pink Drink? - I remember the being drinkier, the squirter. - I remember the crank or the- - Okay, do you remember one that was chalky and kind of metallic? - No, not really. I remember some kind of fucked up drink, but I think it was swishing spit. I think it was just fluoride. - That just sounds like fluoride. - Yeah. - But I'm talking about when you had a drink. - I don't think I got the pink drink. I don't remember it if I- - Do you remember gate? - Oh, I remember gate. I remember the ear test. I remember the test. I remember how happy my mom was when I got into it, 'cause they thought I was retarded. - You might have had dragon blood. Oh, by the way, dragon's blood is the thing that they're all about keeping. And it's literally just probably blood type for sigh. But it gets put out there is like, "Oh, the grail is the blood of Jesus." No, they actually call it dragon's blood. It's not Jesus's blood. - Yeah. - But literally that's what they're testing for. See how I test for it. So he told me what they're doing with kids is, it's like the oracles that you've heard of at Delphi. - Yeah. - But they've got it to the point now, where instead of trying to get a glimpse in the future, they can erase, they can do retro-causal, and shit here and there. But a person is the stargate, just as I suspected it. I don't think it's just some type. - I have about that. - They're using people. Because the way they look at it and in computer, putting computer terms, a Damon. - It's the word demon. - It has to do with where your subconscious connects with the rest of the universe. - And that's kind of a neutral term, more than the, you know, Damon. And that's why it's in computers. It's a subroutine that does a thing. - Yeah. - They, he said they're layering archetypes, so like in Stranger Things. So they're always patterning you with archetypes, like Elvis or Tupac or whoever you like, or Beyonce, whatever Gaysher. When they, we were torturing his kids in the thing, they put archetype patterns, right? And then those attract real alien consciousness from what did he call it? Like the undifferentiated hologram, things split off from it. They're attracted to the archetypes that you project. Dude, by the way, I just want to say this. Seth, when I was talking about guillotines, this is what I was talking about. Anyone who's doing this level of manipulation to humans, does, like, it would be compassionate to sever their head from their body. Like, and maybe it's just 'cause when you have kids, you know, you can't even watch daylight anymore. So when I hear about this idea-- - Yeah, where are you supposed to get your murder porn? - Doing this to fucking children at this level. - It's the only way that Mary Couples fuck anymore is to watch a murder. - You can't, you can't, you, you, you all, I, all the Buddhist shit goes out the window. All of it goes out the, you just want, anyone who would do this to what you're describing, which I do think is accurate and true. Of course, you know, anyone who-- - What happened to you, buddy? - What do you mean? - Do you remember what happened? - To me? - Yeah. - No, I mean, I was in gate, but I don't remember much of it. - Yeah, I don't remember any of it. I don't remember any part of it. Still for the drink. - Could still be in it right now? - You think that's a good thing? - No. - So, yeah, no, it probably would make my Buddhism. My, my famous Buddhist, I think, would probably go by the wayside, yes, a bit. - It's saying, like, you don't, like, thou shalt not, you know, - Well, the bottom line is, you guys stop being the-- - It would be better than a millstone was tied to their neck and they were thrown into the sea than to hurt one of these children. - And that also means someone that stumbles you out of being a Christian, 'cause they suck as a Christian. - Oh really? - Or a supposed shepherd of the flock is fleecing and-- - Wow. - That's cool. - That's the big thing of it is like, if you're no better and you're not helping nobody, with it, then, and you're, in fact, making them hate it. So think of Alistair Crowley, he's from the Plymouth Brethren. How do I make a real hardcore, clopothec, you know, left-hand pathor? How do I make that? - How? - By abusing them in the right-hand path. - Ah. - And then I use the symbology of the double eagle head. You know, the, oh, the merch has to be me and him like, double eagle head. - Love it. - I forgot to say that. - But that's so fucked up. - Do you know what that means, the double eagle head? - No, I've always wondered. - No, I don't believe it. - What does it mean? It's, um, the same as the two pillars. It means mercy and, well, right-hand path, left-hand path. We cover 'em all. So that's why I was trying to explain to Alex, and I was pushing in on him pretty hard about, with Flynn in that, and he, dude, even people that, by the way, again, conspiracy is not like a separate category where you put that. Conspiracy is the whole thing, asshole. - Yeah. - What are you talking about? There's a whole conspiracy about us that we work for Peter Diel that's-- - Insane. - Not real. But, I mean, I'm glad to, if I could have a good interview with him, and he's-- - I would like to have a tag. - And then I could use paling to your-- - People that talk to you. - Like the unblinking eye up-- - But I do, I have to say, it is weird. The accusations I get-- - It's not a crime to go Peter Diel. - I've never met him. I went to see him talk once. I get all the time, people say, I will say this. This is a little weird. How many people ask me what Peter Diel's cock tastes like? - There's a lot of repressed gays that-- - I mean, you were here for a tell me-- - I know, I haven't met him. I haven't been to dinner with him. - You are very awkward coming that he's-- - He's one talk. - His dick smells like cinnamon and something else. - What does it smell like? Tastes like-- - Boreander, what did you say smells like? His penis? - His penis. - Yeah, you didn't know the taste. You were very forthcoming at the smell. - Yeah, the smell is like, it's like-- Think of the Garden of Eden, right? You know, honey suckers. - Like incense and-- - Honey suckers. [BLANK_AUDIO] always dwarfs imagine like a wind blowing through the Garden of Eden over like a a grove of honeysuckle that's a smell well that's a very good smell that's probably some crisper thing it's a smell of America there's probably some Cambrian juniors actually what data center smell like the data centers are to help feed Gideon people don't even know what a data center smells like nothing like the smell of a no data center Gideon combines facial Gideon's combines facial recognition where they are and all that and Neural mapping remember how Epstein and that guy that he was on Rogan's show with he's got a hairlamp he he's going to be on robots now a little still fear project and yeah um robot AI is terrifying who is this you know it's a scary you can't put it's kind of this silence is called hairlamp by the silence of a lambs person Ben Gertzel B.E.N. I don't think oh gee no no no go back go back go go back G there you go you're scared but okay do you tell me if I'm wrong that's how we talk let's pull him up he went to Africa with Epstein to map kids brains on YouTube good scares me I introduced the term AGI the AI market was real but AGI was beyond the pale yeah yeah yeah like if this means you'll get revenge though no we'll ever pay attention to you invention often happens actually by Dracula go back go back go back go back means okay there's a speech we talked about AI is going to destroy with not leave kids with them I would not leave my children with that man why what why and yeah they have all dude all these assholes all have the same speech about how on it's going to destroy everything just like the chick with those headphones but guess what Duncan it's already here you said it on the Alex Jones one the really great points that I fear Seth Simon's might have missed about Elon being the head warlock and they're talking to this AI thing yeah all the heads of the tech companies have been put through this kind of shit that's why there's a flin A and flin B in an Elon A and Elon B I'm I'm pretty sure Elon got the Janus program I think trumped it as well I think Dick Gregory is right and there's two trumps it is possible they're getting exposed to some kind of like super advanced AI it's warping them well they were already warped before that but even more well there's two methods there's the old fashioned esoteric way that goes back to Egypt so you have your Memphis Smith Rayek kind of thing and that's all OTOs don't don't underestimate how big of a deal OTO is in this whole thing I don't can we pull up radium girls just an image of the rating girls I'm trying to talk about podcast I want it no I want people to see it because I talk about it don't write that down pull up radium girls the image I want people to actually see what happened to them radium girls stole there you go right there pull up the one where she's all fucked up see they were working with radio activity and they got all fucked up about this look at that goiter look at that goiter see that face right there so in one punch man the anime don't watch anime kids there's a little kid that one punch man saves who looks just like this lady yeah that was balls on his chin and I think that guy was referencing this is it this if I think it's like the modern tech oligarchy they're the radium girls but it's like the the the goiters are not it's in their personality well I don't say goi yeah oh god that's alligators but yeah I I will you know a lot of anime yeah you do know a lot of anime call out from the booth anime man I know what's good anime what is good anime I don't I never got that when I was a boy it was different we had a fist it was about violence and what's your favorite anime what what is it a kira I used to love fist of the north star can we pull that up fist of the north star yeah the eighties movie which actually kind of like fucks up the story of the thing but I like it I liked it can you pull it up on YouTube or okay I just want to see it for a second I'll watch this if you think it's good I'll watch it 1986 you've never heard of this no I never got an anime oh you oh I see this is you better than me no I don't wait press pause I do address this in fact I've always felt like lesser because I can't get into anime it's like the way my friends who are into football I wish I could get into football I can't get into this and I don't know why because it it seems like I should like it I don't know I can't connect well fist of the north star is pretty awesome it looks cool press play I want to watch I'm not highlighting I swear to God man I want to get into anime I swear it play what the fuck I it looks cool I'm telling you I never had a anime I just can't be the I just never heard the reference in this video there's a game of it that's awesome I never got it's like a bad guy you know this but this is not the anime and it looks awesome this like uncanimated reminds me of heavy metal I'm all for uncanimate so anyway it's a nuclear it's after a nuclear holocaust in it's like a Japanese version bad max yeah and I'm Ken Ken Shiro I can't remember which one but his Ken the mayor I like the dubbed American not subtitled yeah so it's Americans have filter it's been filtered through Americans fucking up the story okay and I feel like that really adds to it cool okay so he's in he's the inheritor of an arts called something it's he's the fist of the north star so he can hit it's and it comes from China he can hit your pressure points okay and then your head explodes cool I love it and so they talk shit after he hits him and he goes you're already dead and then their head blows I love that okay like the quivering palm yeah and then he meets a guy shin who he does Chinese Manto and his fingers like he's like this and he like slices you up in this beef steaks when he does it it's fucking rad it's rad and then at the end in the movie it's like I can't even tell what the fuck happens like the girl is trying to rescue gets blown away in a windstorm and and then the guy he will put put fist in a star Ken and Ken versus R.A. O.H. Rao she says so now the anime is mostly it turns you into a trans furry with diapers on I don't know but there was no diapers in this I got it back in a day oh here we go okay yeah it's fucking rad this is what I had I need the it would be better if it was in what is our as the victory of my fish I think I'm this is like some remake and not the 1986 one fuck but anyway it's cool so they fight whatever and then a rouse still alive and they're like friends of it there it is look go back down because she rovers is this got to be it the one where he's just on his horse it won't get over for a second there you go right there because she over that you're on it that that's it that's it okay yeah that's the one talking about it okay let's watch this real quick holy shit these guys been fucking for hours yeah they're tired we are they look at the cheese squirt everywhere I wonder how many people oh oh I said fish head we cut that because that song is going to really that's an Asian slur cut fish head I don't think he's watched this if you know Asians and you've been to the Oriental China's I had wait can you kind of feel that he's not watching he didn't make it to this part I can feel it he like tuned out so I cut tune back in hold on no he's not you can't because he's not watching watching watch this anime with me until I can feel it he's not watching I can feel when Seth is watching he's not watching anyway show these two fucking these two guys just like basically getting their weird sexual energy out is I guess it's what it was happening that's what fighting is man yeah why is it I don't understand why it's repairing building it's not it's put in reverse for copyright purposes oh it's in reverse that would be so cool if they're fighting rebuilt society we can it's not transformative to watch a clip that's crazy talk this guy has no more giz left this is how we're gonna feel after we bait Seth's assignments bloody tires sat down with him there he is the juvenile look this is the best fight ever that's what it's supposed to be it's If it's supposed to be, you argue and things get better. you argue and things get worse. It's you argue, you realize you're wrong. I mean, it's the colla yoga. So it's so embarrassing to even have to say this. The idea is, you argue, you realize, oh my God, I'm wrong. And then you go, you know what, you're right, I was wrong. And then everything's better. That's what it used to be like. - When was that? - And that's how you get, that's how you get civilization. - It wasn't the Lemurian period, I'll tell you that. - I don't know about the Lemurians, honestly. - Yeah, they're not cool, they're the slough. - But now we're in a period where people just want to be right, even though they're wrong. It's sad. - I don't, I mean, I don't see how that's different from any of the period. - I really, I know there was a time when people would be happy to lose an argument because it meant now they were on the right path. These days, if you lose an argument, you want to kill the person. You just want to be wrong. - Well, that's the social media, yeah, that's a difference. - It's sad. - Well, you know what it reminds me of? - It reminds me of a clavicular, free clavicular. - Free clavicular, guys. - But you see, he's trying to, like, crypto tokenize every, like, angle of his face. - Yeah. - That's what that is. So it doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. It's the idea of perception is what's right. - Yeah. - We have to win that perception battle. - So sad. - Well, it's the dark, you're going down the dark, the tree of death. - It's just the pattern. - That's the tree of death. That's one of the tunnels and the thing. I mean, don't do that. You used to be-- - Oh my, that's what you're into. - If you were in a passionate philosophical argument, you were actually helping society, because once one of you realized you're wrong, you would just be like, "Oh my God, I was wrong." And then everything gets better. Because you, because now we're back on the path. - Okay, but you know what you sound like? You sound like the kind of non-adept fool who comes instead of just gooning and holding it in for power. - I do that. I come, I don't hold it in for power. - Oh, that's why there you go. So it's like, no, I don't want it to get better. It's like, I knew a dude that he always liked the type of chick that would like. - I'm not gooning, I'm not gonna like it. I'm not gonna talk about it. - Gooning without coming is of the magic. That's the cheat built. That fight, by the way, here's later I learned that, in Fist of the North Star, they're cheat. - That's just an excuse. - That's their fucking backed up jizz. I'm not making that up, that's what it is. - That's an excuse to watch porn. - That's your karate juice. - No, you're not supposed to come. - I know, but the point is like, people who like to watch porn trick themselves or extending their orgasm, when it's really all you're doing is just watching so much porn. Like, if you really have to come, just come. - Do you know what Hasidic Jews are doing when they doven back and forth? - No. - Working up their jizz. They're gooning without touching themselves. - This. - Engaging in sex with Shaqina, the female aspect. - Yeah, that will make you happy. - Holding in their sexual energy. So, but all of these things are that. That's like Gandhi, when he sleeps with his knees. - How about that happen? - Hey, can I sleep with my knees without touching her? - I've had that happen from like, not-- - Wait, what? - Not knees is. But when you're-- - Gandhi did it with his knees. - When you're chaining mantras. - You guys see this knees, though. - You know? - When you start rocking like this. You know how to get churra, churra, churra, churra, I'm going to do my room. - Yeah. - You can start feeling this kind of like, pulsing, climbing the ropes. - Yeah, it's jerk off energy going up your spine instead of out your hand. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But that does happen. - Yeah. - I can confirm. - So I'm not making that. I'm holding your gizz in until it pops your top fucking, you get Kundalini fucking sickness. - Pretty awesome. - I don't think so. I think it ruined a lot of lives. - I mean, yeah, yeah. - Does edging make you more powerful? It makes your-- I don't know. I told you, I waste all my-- I don't like, I don't make a ritual out of it. - How do I grow my taint? - I don't know, man. I honestly got it? I don't fucking know. But I know they got the tech to grow it, and they don't want to matter. - You don't have to-- - Oh, sign up for the military 'cause we need bodies, and if you want tits and a new taint, we'll pay for it, son. - I'm pretty sure just doing splits will stretch your taint. - But which way, lengthwise or-- - Either way. - You want width or just-- - Oh, if you should do all compass points. - Which one would you prefer? - Width or height? - I don't know, I'd have to-- - Taint girth is a weird one. That's like, you ride horses or something. - I think probably width, width is, no, wait, no. You want to do height. - I mean, I'm not sure I'm the wrong person to ask. I'm just an old long taint. I take my long taint for granted. - Well, yeah, I didn't know that they were changing the kids so they can't tell-- - Wasn't even a thing. You were ashamed to your taint in the old days. - We can't tell it don't get us. - Don't get us not making a threat, but in fact, liberating, threatening them with a good time. - Just give me a fucking break. I would tell you, Jake with his hand. That's what I wanted to do. - Tim has kids, I would never, seriously, I don't want anything bad to happen at this. I don't want anything to happen to anybody bad. - Is he a kid? - Yeah, he does, yeah, I don't want anything bad to happen to him or anyone for that matter. Says Simon, shame on you, shame on you. - But that's a, I mean, also me neither, but I mean, that is up to the state. When the state eventually, once America-- - When the state decides to do it at that time. - Yeah, when America re-awakers his traditional values and then they clean out-- - That's out of my hands. - Well, that's not up to me. - That's out of my hands. - Am I gonna support it? I don't know, we'll cross that bridge when I get to it. - I'm not, it's not off the table. - Oh, I know is that if you were dragged into the hall of judgment, says Simon's, I'd be like, don't you touch a hair on that man's head. - Have you seen a handmade stale? - Have you? - It's not gonna be that liberal bullshit. It's gonna be conservative for once. - I think wasn't handmade stale conservative? - Did you know, I swear, this is tri-pitchest, a Rob Schneider as a movie idea? - What? - And he wasn't into it. - What? - Okay, it was called a hand-job stale. - What is it? - You know, job? - Yeah, sure. - From the point of view. So, Rob Schneider, this is my pitch. I don't know why you didn't think this was good. So, this one, Trump had just won the election. - Yeah. - And so, Rob Schneider, he's one of the celebrities that said, I'm gonna leave America of Trump wins, but he was the only celebrity to actually foolishly keep his promise. - Oh, no. - Okay, so he goes to, he goes to his other America, and he's, and it's almost like Buck Rogers, opening like he goes to freeze his sperm. - For later. - You know, and he falls into nitrous tank of the sperm, and he's frozen. - Yeah. - And he wakes up in a future. - Wait, he falls into a tank of, he's frozen in a tank of jizz. - Well, the tank where he was supposed to store his jizz, some wacky fucking douce bigelow thing happened, and he's frozen. - Okay. - Sure, sure, sure. - He wakes up in a nightmare future where fourth, fifth and sixth wave feminism, feminism have conquered the U.S., okay? So it's just like a handmaid's tale. The Republic of Gilead, but it's something like, I don't know. - Dude, zero, one, two, one, two, three, four. - We lay there some dumb shit. But, but, uh, and also we're explaining, there's a part in the beginning where we explain that the feminist who wrote this, she always hated a handsmaid's tale for being, and she always hated it. Basically, this is not a dystopia of this movie. We want to stress that. This is her Star Trek. (laughing) And so Rob comes to, okay? And he meets a guy. There's a guy who's like a sliced-alone manly guy who's cracking under the pressure of this. - Yeah. - The women, first of all. - What do you mean like a Tony soprano, dude? He's like living in the hands of me. - Yeah, or a sly, yeah, okay. And he can't, his mind snaps. (laughing) 'Cause he's not set for this. And there's a guy who talks really, really, okay, wait. And there's another guy that Rob Schneider be friends who talks really gay. His name is spelled Guy Tuff-Gay. - Okay. - That's how it looks when they're doing roll call of the man, the handjobes. She was Guy Tuff-Gay goes, - You see, you got, actually, it's Guy Tuff-Gay. Okay, so you got the gay dude. You got the Tuff-Gay. - He's not gay, no guy. - He's not gay. He was raised. - He just sounds gay. - His voice, you would have missed. Rob, from our time, would think he's gay, but actually he's one of the straightest men in the whole-- - Okay, okay. - Because he was raised by two lesbians on like a dog farm and one of them was really butch and really-- - The dog farm? - Yeah, really misogynist and butch. - Wait, what's a dog farm? - You know, where they can like retrain dogs and work with dogs and just, it's a lesbian job. It could be what it is. - I just wanna watch a movie about two lesbians raising a kid on a dog farm. - You know, that's the movie. - The dog's gonna be a cat farm. That's a joke, his mom is duffin' away. - You can throw away all the handmade tales shit. If you made a movie about two lesbians raising a dude on a dog farm, you would have a hit. - Really? - That's a 24, baby. You could pitch that tale. - Well, I like to do a 24's, do one, fuck Chris Hanson. - Which Aaron, by the way, has been pointing out, is this kind of saying, yeah, pedophilia is bad, but Chris Hanson, way worse. Is that kind of what they're trying to say? - She's not doing one saying that. It's literally kind of saying that. - Is that what they're doing? It's, is it-- - I wanna point it out, not to, now, they're only made 20 episodes of that show. 'Cause the guy killed himself at the one. And, look, all this independent (beep) while hunting was going, was so great to be a lot more like arrests and convictions than there are. - Yeah. - But all TV date line you're talking about, it's all the same exploitive. What I think, Chris Hanson, he's got his own shady things, but that having been said, I think this has to do with Roblox and that security guy. Now, it wasn't Netanyahu's security is with him all the time. It's a guy with Netanyahu's in town, who's American that all this works at this day, yeah. Which I think guilty motherfucker, because that's like your guy that gets your coke in a city. - Wait, can we pull out the trailer for this? Let's just watch it real quick, 'cause Aaron's really been like pointing this out to him. - It's very sympathetic to the worst one they caught. They caught this rabbi who was into young boys. - Yeah. - One of the worst ones they caught, and I'm-- - I guess I get sympathy. or aesthetic towards pet eyes. Can we pull up the trailer for this though? 'Cause like, it really-- - Yeah, Rabbi David K. - It really feels like some kind of pet, pet, like apologetics or something. - Well, I thought the way this thing worked, if you remember, somebody's pretending to be a child, right? - Yeah. - Or whatever age. Like some of them were older than others. - Can't we just admit it's always bad to abuse children? - Well, I don't know. I'd like to check with Seth Simon first before I say something like that. - What is it? - Seth, if you think it's okay, I want to know what you're following us. - But it's trying to be a certain-- - Wait, one what? What did it win? Oh, that's right, I have to watch it, but it's like weird that you don't have to feel bad. Oh, wait, I forgot the craziest part! Hold on, do you have the craziest part we just covered this yesterday? - What? - So Jeff Zucker from CNN? - Yeah. - Does he name Jeff Zucker? - Jeff Zucker. - Yeah. - Okay, so he plays himself in this movie. - What? - Yeah. So the guy that really did work with Chris Hanson and talked to him has a fake conversation that never happened with fake conversation. - Oh, no shit. - But I mean, what? Dude, you know, weird that is? - That's weird. - He's the predator. - He's the predator. - The more of a predator than the predator. - He's over joke about this actually, okay? Because at the time, now I will say this, flat out. They're going after him. They never cared about all, like the retarded guy. They cared because he caught a couple of people he shouldn't have. And he was just kicked off of Roblox at a live tech event. - What was that? What the fuck was that? - So, hey, let's say Chris Hanson's that shitty guy that they're portraying in that, right? Still no matter, dude, why are you so afraid of him then? - He stopped kids from getting here. - Now, you know what Roblox is, right? It's the grinder for adults and kids to meet. - Yes. - And Roblox, they literally, if they police are properly, it will ruin their business. - They can't do it. - Okay, and it's, and again-- - They can't do it, it's impossible. - Kiwi farms, and I'm probably even saying it, not even as, right, I would say, that do from Kiwi farms, nails, what it is. As soon as I saw what they were doing. So, wait, so they've inflate their price for investors, right? With all these people in it. So, the numbers need to be a certain number. And if they started cutting their predators out, it turns out that shit drops. - They lose money. - Right, and if you would do that, like if you would do that, on a scale of that Roblox is doing that. You want to do that. It's not in confidence. - Okay, wait, can I say it real quick? Let me just say something, as a parent, if you let your kids on Roblox, you're out of your fucking mind. Do not let your kids use Roblox. Are you fucking crazy? - You're just to meet new people as well. - No, it's not, do not let your kids on Roblox. Stop doing that, parents. Seriously, it's gonna be annoying. It's a few days of your kids freaking out, but isn't your kids freaking out for a few days better than them getting groomed by online fucking (beep) - Not if they want to be president one day. If you want to make it to the top of the, be a world leader. - If you want to be a world president, what's that? - It's called being a road. - You don't want that. - A road scholar. - Get your kids off Roblox. - Today. - Yo, if you want to, hey, the tunnel of Typhon leads to a road scholarship. - That's Rachel Maddox. - Guys, seriously, get him off Roblox. It's demonic technology. - Okay, well, they banned Chris Hanson because they probably saw this terrible movie about him. - What happened with Chris Hanson? Can we watch him getting-- - Do you know what happened with Chris Hanson? - On Roblox, no, what happened? Well, like live, this guy's showing how bad Roblox is and Chris Hanson has name on there and as they're doing at Roblox, their response was, I guess, to call their other offices in India and have those guys go, good the feed. - Wow. (laughing) - Wow. - Hey, you've heard of 764, right? - No. - Have you? - What? - 764. - Yeah. Now, this is, I bet Seth Simon's, Seth Simon's knows about this. This is the same-- - This is the natural ice transnational extremist online network that targets children and vulnerable individuals through gaming platforms and social media for sex, torsion, blackmail, and coerce violence. - Ugh. - Now, cut to, if we even make it 20 years later, you're gonna hear how there was a panic online about, there was an online satanic panic with this group that they said was a big deal, but it wasn't, there were a bunch of edition kids went to jail then, and you'll see the documentary about how 764, oh, why did we panic? - Ugh. - The original satanic panic, which if you think that was real, you are very, very stupid-- - This is what ketines were made for, right? - No, they were made, well, you know what? I was in there, I don't know. So anyway, this is just an online version, and just think of it as demonic possession, but a tech version. Think of it as the lizard people, a harvesting loosh, but it's just, all the metaphors could be whatever. I know it's hard for you, Seth, to understand metaphor, a good dog. - Don't listen to him, Seth, do you want to say something? - No, I'm gonna help this kid, 'cause I don't think he has to be how he is. - You don't need a bully, Seth. - I think your brain could be fixed with a good bath. - Hot bath. - A good hot bath, clean that brain out. - You could lift this, honey. - Anyway, ask your dumb shit liberal or fake American boutique leftist friends, if they've heard of this. - Or break up with them. - And they'd have heard of it. And for some reason, this is okay to believe, but not that Michael Aquino was up to nothing. - Isn't it weird? - Yeah. - Or OTO is not a big deal. They don't buy a day to a big job. - You felt it, Seth. You felt the parting of the fucking clouds. You saw the light. It scared you. And then you plunged into your dogmatic thing, but. - And that's what we saw. That's just what we picked up from the toilet camp. - I see you, baby. - Imagine in person, what about you? - It is scary. I think it's scary, too. - We got Chuck Berry Cam in your toilet, Seth. - I will rub you a lip to some in your chair. - I hope you don't, that's not a joke. - That's a promise. - Guys, why are you whispering? Can I not say that? Seth, we have a toilet camp installed in all your toilets. - You can say that, it's a bidet camp. - It's a bidet camp. So we gotta go through the tunnels of Seth's side. - Come on. - Why are you bullying me? - I hope you won't think of me as a pastor. - You're bullying me right now. I'm telling you, he's fragile. Like, he's feeling some of this a little bit. It's like when the pebble hits the windshield. The cracks are happening now. - Where's the grabber? - Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch. - Welp, did we wrap it up? Is this long enough? Should we go? - Oh yeah, let's get the hell out of here. - I gotta get out, I gotta get out of here. - All right. - God bless you all. - Welcome to our garden. - I love you guys. Thanks for watching. We're with you till the end. 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