IELTS Speaking: Volunteering & Community Service

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I'm TimboSlicedLife12, and every episode we're cutting through the next day is a new episode. TimboSlicedLife12, and every episode we're cutting through the next day is a new episode. Okay, I mean, what is the point of using AI for these kids graduation? Is it really too much to ask to have a couple of people stand up and read names? Okay, I'll really really just go let the robots have everything we concerned about AI taking jobs. But we given away the easy ones like this. Okay, you adults are busy trying to save time. Maybe money, I don't know, but you're completely missing the point of the moment. Graduation isn't just some assembly line event. You can't treat these kids like products on a conveyor belt. Some fall off, some don't. Some get labeled wrong. Some get labeled right. Some get stamps. Some get thrown away. This is a once in a lifetime ceremony for these kids. Families drove in. Okay, students spent years and thousands of dollars hustling. And you turned the most personal part here in your name called. So you can do a little dance and some pomp and circumstance. Y'all turn that to just a glitch in the matrix. Okay, and the irony of this story would really bother me. These school spin years telling students don't use chat GPT. Okay, don't use AI to plagiarize to to work yourself. Don't let AI do it for you. Then as soon as it's time for the administration to do their work, they bring in RTD2. RTD2. RTD2. RTD2. RTD2. What's the thing they were thought was? RTD2. RTD2. Okay, hey, bring in Wally. They bring it up to mispron. They bring in a terminator. Okay, to do all the work for them. What would you do if you found out your fitness trainer was secretly using ozimpy and zep bound but was always speaking to you about the dangers of weight loss drugs? Would you trust him? No, you wouldn't. Okay, hey, young world generation Z. Where does AI rank in your top five in regards to your growing list of resentments? Okay, I know you all got I know y'all hate hustle culture. That's up there. Climate change, capitalism, America being beholden to Israel. Where does rapid unchecked integration of AI into your lives and workplace rank? All right, you have a whole generation who already feel like technology is replacing jobs, creativity and human connection. And this incident at Glinda Community College is just another example of that. Okay, Glinda Community College, you have proven that common sense is now an elective course. Okay, using AI to announce human names at a graduation and the robot was skipping people like Spotify skipping songs on shuffle. This is the problem with society. Okay, everybody wants efficiency over expense. AI can't guarantee efficiency, but happy well-paid humans can. Okay, I'm not even sure AI knows what efficiency is. I damn sure know that AI doesn't understand empathy or the importance of a moment. And when this robot messes up these kids names, all President Tiffany Hernandez and the administration could offer is the corporate classic. We apologize for the inconvenience. Man, skipping someone's name at graduation is more than an inconvenience. Okay, imagine being the first person in your family to graduate college. And you old grandma sitting there waiting to hear your name and she doesn't and she thinks she's losing her hair and because she never heard your name. But she knows she saw you on cross stage. Got that old lady thing is she going crazy and it's your fault. This is why people are scared of AI not because the technology exists, but because humans keep using it to replace moments that require actual work. And that's what AI will never have. Please give President Tiffany Hernandez a glinda community college the biggest see-how. I see your dumb ass beige wheels turning. I see them stupid ass waffle colored wheels turning. I'm just saying. What is your brain thinking man that is the color of dirty urine? You're never gonna wake me was up here and we'll be getting pronounced those names. - Now listen. - Now some of those names. - I see what you're doing. - Some of those names. - That's different. Now, if I had to choose who to say the names, okay? Just wevy, if it's me, 'cause I can't really pronounce that well, if it's just hilarious, then maybe you think, hey, I, okay, if it's you, I'm going to die. - Maybe. I just got to see who else is available for us. - I can't believe it. - What other humans are available? - 'Cause some of them names, what other humans are available? - I'm really good for pronouncing people's names. - I'm really good with pronouncing people's names. Yes, I am. - Then when you go to other coaches, I'm real good with pronouncing names. - It's not just your American name, not your Thompsons and your Jackson's, when you go into the, like the name, you started it. - African, the, what's the African guy that you, you named the author with the book? - You're not African? - You, you say, what was it? - Oh my god, I'm a genius. - You made the same way African now. - Y'all nice, by Rufaka's. - Exactly, that's definitely wrong. - Yeah, he's not right. - Oh, okay. - So now you're a professor. - I'm a Rufaka. - That sounds like you crushed somebody. - That spit everywhere. So I get what they did. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Then when you go to the eight-talking, - What's my use? - African name. - But you scraped the bottom of the piece. - You're a piece of bottom of the barrel. - Yeah. - Wevy. - Yeah. - Okay. - Me? - Yeah. - Jessalari, like, why don't you keep saying Jessalari is boy, you know, we know nothing. I know how to pronounce. - You know people can hear you, right? You know they can hear you. - Yeah, hello, hello, yeah. I don't mess people names up. I may mess up other things, but not people's names. Here. - We can't even say Spanish names, right? Like it'd be the Riviera, Riviera. - I can. - No, no. - Riviera. Like what are we talking about? - Okay, well, I'm playing with me. - Give a name. - Okay, give a name. - All right, give a name, man. - Okay. - Yeah, this is gonna be good. This is gonna be good. - What's that? - Penao's that guy. - Technofetalism. - No, girl. - Oh, see what I'm saying? - Yeah, it's no. Shut up. Yannis Baruch. - Yeah, exactly. - Baruch. - Not a real state, not a man, 'cause you said their name wrong. - He's not African. - Exactly, so that's the, I can't see. We just made the point. We can't say any names of that professor go up there. - But that's not me. - And you're like, "Hey, I'm either." - Yes, you don't let that guy. - And I know what you're saying. - Yes, and I posted a picture of AI to cut my arm up. I didn't even see my arm, so I've only had one arm. But, you know, but. But once again, for a graduation ceremony, that needs a human touch, bro. - Yeah, that's it. - Okay, even if you up there mispronounceing people's names, you know, you gotta make sure you get the names, right? But that's why you practice. - Yeah. - If you know that you're doing a college graduation, you practice beforehand and make sure you have the pronunciations right. - Maybe like 2000 names. - I don't care. - I don't care. - You're excited by that name. You gotta make sure that you pronounce their names right. - 2000 names. - That's a graduation. - The professor's number's in the kiss. - I don't know. - It's a college graduation. That's why I'm important a day like that is. - Hey, sorry about their name. - Yes, you practice pronouncing the names if you're the person pronouncing the name. - That's right. - By the way, that's what I would do. I could do it if I, I'm like Batman. You give me some time to prepare. I'll get it done, okay? - Yarn is. - Varu Foccus. Yes, that is his name, y'all. - Just took you four times to figure it out. You only got one shot. - I said it right all the time, but you gotta read that name, Sula. - Thank you for that don't get it today. Now when we come back, Byron Allen was with us last hour. We gonna play some more of that interview. We spoke to him for about an hour and 40 minutes. And if you don't know who he is, he's the owner of the weather channel, the owner of BuzzFeed, Huffington Post. - He's tasty. - Tasty. (laughing) And he also community has a new show called, another name to read here. Here we go. - Comic Sun Lee. - What's up? - What's this word? - Phenetically. - Don't ever play me. - She didn't go to Bootsie, did go to. - Hey! - She went to Baltimore Community College. You got this, you don't know what her. - I don't know what her name is. - All right, just a wrap this flow. Come on. - Talking to the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lammondsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need to fight her on your side. If you ever injured, go to Michael the Bull.com. That's Michael the Bull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. (bell dings) - Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, I'm Joe. - I'm Kevin. - And I'm Nick, and guess what? - We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas, we invented a podcast. - Well, we didn't invent it. - First people to do podcasts. - We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know, tired and sick, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. - Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite on humor me with Robert Smigel and friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan, to Bob Odin Curve, to David Letterman, help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and Head Writer, StreetersideL, help Anaka Pella band with their Between Songs banter. - The worst? - Yeah, me. - Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation. (laughing) - That's the group. - The Yard words, right? - That's the name. - The Harvard Yard, but they're open. - Yeah, you have a name suggestion. - We're open. - Since you guys are middle age, you're one erection. 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