I Watched Fruit Love Island So You Dont Have To

Welcome to Fruit Love Island, where eight single fruits are about to flirt, fight, and trucks. I just hope the guys are hot. What the fuck are we going to do? I wonder if she makes strawberry milk. You're crazy. If you like it, what the fuck? Some of y'all fake this hell. I mean they do say bananas do it best. I'm Loki ready to get in those pants. I'm a mom. Mama Sita. Love Island. But make it fruity. No pun intended. Remember how I studied in a previous video that they're predicting that by the end of 2026, 90% of the content online is going to be AI, and that shit is already happening. Because you know what the most popular show on the internet is right now? Fruit Love Island. An entire AI slot is literally what has everyone on TikTok going crazy right now about this stupid show. And just to put this in perspective for you, the real Love Island show had an estimate of 2.5 to 3 million viewers per episode while the AI slot, Fruit Love Island, has an average of 12 million views per episode. Streaming services would kill for this shit. And it all starts just like the regular Love Island, where they introduce the couples. Okay. This villa is insane. I'm not leaving here single. I'm here to have fun and probably break a few hearts. Rose said the quiet part out loud. I just hope the girls like nice guys. Okay. The banana guy is definitely my type. Wait. I saw him first. He is literally right there though. Like, he's right there and he's like whispering to the camera while he's like, "Oh, you're here." So yeah. And you know, damn what? This is going to start some drama when watermelon here and mango Lita, whatever her name is. They're both fighting for a banana and I gotta give it the body on the banana guy. The guy I want to couple up with is Benanito. Actually, I'm not letting that happen. I pick him. The way everyone's like, even the chair, I don't even think this looks like a chair anymore. Like, what kind of face is this? What is the problem for this shit? You can't just steal him like that. Looks like I just did. I mean, I'm not complaining. The way she reached her from the back leg. And somehow it actually worked she got her. And our couples are, I had to write this down because what the fuck are these names? Pina Pina and Benanito, water malina and orange of her. Sherita and Gropenzo and Manjella and Kiwilo, who is coming up with these names? In episode two, they're having this beach party and it looks like this bougie beach party and you know where this is going to go, right? There has to be some drama and apparently Pina, Pina steals water malina's boyfriend Benanito for a dance, they get jealous and they fight again. Hold on though, who the fuck is this? Is this supposed to be chair Rita? What did they do to my girl? She looks like a child here. Come on, get your Rita really. You really gonna dance with her right in front of me? Overlapped. That's a party. Pina Pina really thinks she's hot shit just because she stole Benanito. Girl, please, that banana still looks at me. You bitch! What the? Oh, she went for the bougie. I wonder if like, do your boobs hurt when you punch them? Is that why she went for the bougie? She's like, you bitch! The bougie. I love the, the fighting. Why are they dancing? The way that to keep dancing, even though they were fighting, like, hey, hey, hey, hey, I said stop! Hey! Stop pulling my hair! This is my steering wheel! Up next? A hot new bomb, we hold up! I wonder who could that be. They made it seem so suspicious that a new bomb show is gonna enter the villa. Guys, what does that look like to you? I'm gonna guess, um, cucumber. So you're getting the plot, right? Everyone is obsessed with Benanito, even though personally, I thought the other fruits looked, looked hot. As well, why are we going crazy over Benanito? Peanut, peanut is hard as shit. Look, Yido, she looks like a baddie. Peanut, peanut can get it. And also, I feel like I'm not dressed properly for this video, hold up. Wait, why is this so big? That's what she said, but like, oh my god, I don't know if I can fit this in frame. Oh, also, it's choking me, oh, I thought I was gonna keep this for the whole video, but it's kind of choking me, guys. It's so tight. That's what she said. Okay, so now we're all curious, right? We want to see who that person was that was entering the villa, right? Because we obviously couldn't tell who it was. So let's see who that person was or, Mark, exactly, let's see what that fruit was. Wait, oh my god. Wait. Who is that? A new bombshell enters the villa and I'm 25 and I'm from Ohio and I'm here to shake up this villa. From Ohio, why the fuck did they make my girl strawberry enough from Ohio? And I'm kind of surprised that it was a strawberry because I was lucky expecting it to be a cucumber because the shadow looked like a cucumber, but then again, why did I say cucumber? That's not even a fruit. My bad. Please welcome the newest bomb shell, strawberry. Is this supposed to be Ben and Nito? He's pointing at like, "Key, we hear the host." The new bombshell is the host? Strawberry, can we get the host instead, though? Yeah, the new girl is definitely trouble and I like trouble. So you already snatched up or what? Keeping the options open. So are you always this charming? They're already kissing. So this strawberry girl walks in and already thinks she runs the place. Like bitch, please. Not that strawberry does here, they have to pick a partner which they think they have the most the best chemistry with and a strawberry literally just got in. So how is she gonna know who she has the best chemistry with? But apparently she already knows because she ends up picking Kiwi even though Kiwi already has a partner. For this round, I choose the Kiwi. The Kiwi chose itself? Wow, Kiwi low or cute? The way strawberry, strawberry, she did that evil laugh when she got Kiwi like, "I stole your man, bitch!" So strawberry is gonna be a man, is because on the next episode they do a re-coupling and whoever strawberry not picks, the girl that was with that partner gets said home. I just got to feel things out. Okay, but just please don't leave me on. Why are you actually gonna wait for Kiwi when you just saw him kiss the strawberry? I mean, yeah, strawberry, I might have kissed him, but he's still liked it and he's like he's going with her now. So I don't even know why you're keeping your hopes up with Kiwi Kiwi as a goner considering him a goner. Now that that mango bitch is out of the way, are you gonna kiss me or what? Whoa, slow down. I'm still figuring things out with Manjella. Are you serious right now? You just wasted my damn time! Oh my god. Okay, that was unnecessary. The way it just fell her? Why did she leave like that though with such attitude and she was actually skipping when she was leaving. Did you see that? That date was a disaster. So you finally realized that? I should have picked you in the first place. Hmm. Nah. Strawberry you know can have him. Manjelina, mangolina, what are you doing early? He doesn't want you. Why? He was testing out a new girl. What do you mean? Oh, let me test out strawberry, you know? And if I like strawberry, you know, I'm gonna stay with her. If I don't like her, you were like her back hub. When you know someone's, why would you want to be someone's back hub? You know what I mean? I mean, I just saw this off in the moon. Why would you want to be someone's back hub when you can be my main one, you know? Any appena is great, but strawberry is hot as hell and I wonder if she makes strawberry milk? So yeah, tonight might get messy. What does that joke even mean? Like, are you saying that you want a bland strawberry with milk and then drink her? So now we get to the final moment where Benanito has the pick which one he wants the pina pina or the strawberry and I think we're gonna guess who he's gonna go for. I've had an amazing time with pina pina, but the girl I want to couple up with is strawberry milk. Of course, of course. Are you fucking serious? You fake ass strawberry! Wait, before I go goodbye water, Melina. What the hell was that? We're not friends, fuck you! What? Get out! Get the hell out! Next time on fruitla. What the fuck just said? Why did strawberry na start fighting pina pina? Strawberry na start fighting pina pina. Yes, we hate strawberry na, but it was Benanito who picked her, Benanito! Benanito! Benanito! Benanito! Why did they hide? Get out! What the fuck is happening? I think they're sick though. Holy shit. Get out! I'm sorry. Oh my god. Why am I looking at fruit and calling him thick? That's what happens in you watch this show. Show. Okay, Qwanda definitely gave us the messy date. Messy date for the messy couple. Hold on. Are they eating fruit? Fruit eating fruit. Isn't that cannibalism or in this case, fruitism? No, but why are they eating fruit? This is literally fruitism. Bananito absolutely humiliated Pinyapina. It's love Island, people switch. Not like that. You're crazy. And you like it. True. So she spilled the drink on him and she's like, you're crazy and you like it. And then they end up jumping in the pool for no reason. Grapinzo got this thing about him that I'm really into. He's fine as fuck. I'm lowkey ready to get in those pants. What? Do you miss Pinyapina? Maybe. Don't make me regret this. What the fuck did she. Was that what I think? Did she threaten him to chop his deck off? She was like, don't make me regret this. Yeah, I got you by the day, bitch. What the fuck is this? We have fruits threatening other fruits by grabbing their deck. I honestly didn't think I was going to go that far, but man, I couldn't resist. I mean, they do say bananas do it best. Strawberry rena and watermelon are freaks. I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to put it out there because all they're talking about, like, grabbing dicks, bananas do it best. Bitch, what, you're a strawberry. What the fuck do you think a banana is going to do to a strawberry? Can you picture that for me real quick? What is a banana going to do with a strawberry? The only fruit that a banana can be with is a. Oh, a peach. And there's actually so many references to the real love island show. I miss so many because I never watched that. But the one that I do remember was this one. Arangelo, I have to tell you something. I'm a mommy. Mommy. I'm a mom. Mama Cita. No, I'm a mommy. Mom of what? A dog? I have a daughter. I know that might change things. Why does it matter? Whoa, okay. It just means you're stronger than everyone else in this villa. Because she has a daughter? I think this is actually the most popular reference from the love island show that I'm a mommy. Mommy, you mean Mama Cita? And does this actually happen in the real show where someone actually tells her you're stronger than everyone else in this villa because she has a child? What does that even mean? Just a child so that it makes her stronger than everyone else? Does giving birth make you strong? Now we move on to the kissing. Apparently they haven't kissed yet. Even though there's been so many kisses. And for this child. Child Lange, they're doing a kissing challenge where all they have to do is kiss their partner. And I don't know how this is a challenge. Oh, come here. I guess strawberry is kissing Banana Nito? Oh, the fuck is that? Is that supposed to be strawberry Nito? What is strawberry. No, what a Melina! What a Melina is laughing while Ben and Nito and strawberry Nito are kissing. What the fuck is going on? She's over there like. Isn't that her man? Isn't but. Was she kissing her man or some shit? No, oh no, that wasn't. But as Kiwi says. Hold on Islanders, we're not done yet! Because a new bombshell enters the villa, introducing Coconick. Coconick is so fine or is it just me? Girl, it's a coconut. I mean, I say that, but didn't I just call watermelon or strawberry enough fake a few minutes ago? I'm Coconick. I'm 21 years old and I'm from Australia. An Australian Coconick? I came to this villa to shake things up and trust me, the boys should be worried. I bet $1,000 right now that you never thought that fruits from other countries had accents. Because we all probably thought, "Oh, if a fruit was to speak, they would speak like American English, right?" But no, fruits in other countries actually speak with an accent from that country. Look at Coconick from Australia and strawberry enough from Ohio. Coconick, please choose who you would like to kiss. This dickhead just kissed my girl five minutes after walking in. Yeah, we're gonna have a problem. You think that was funny? You will never take watermelon. Uh, grape? It's like right behind. You gotta, he's right behind you. He's. Damn, who's gonna tell him that he's like facing this way, but he's right there. Enough from me. Ooh, you guys. Okay, so obviously that kiss with Coconick made me wet. But I'm still all in for Grapenzo. He's so fine. But why he just get his ass beat? You definitely made an entrance today. Why is watermelon and strawberry not always wet? Like, maybe because watermelons are juicy. Maybe that's why she's always, "Oh, I never thought about that." Why has this show got me thinking like. Which food has an accent? And which food is juicy? And now that we have Coconick here, shit gets even messier. Like every single episode, it just gets messier. There's not a single episode when there's no drama. And on this episode, there will be. Wait, hold up. Did anyone see that? Three hands. Is this AI? This is the hoe? Oh my god. I think she got some work done. Because when did she get these bazon cuts? Literally not even a second ago. We have the past. Hold on. Also, girls tomorrow. This was her. How did we go from this to. I'm coupling in this. To her looking like she got her whole body done. Damned Kiwi. Coconick, I need to tell you something. What's up? Oh my god, it's you. I'm a mom. Honestly, that's pretty incredible. Being away from my daughter is hard sometimes. I can imagine. You just met her. She's my whole world. Charita's amazing. And being a mom? I respect that. But I need someone who's who's thicker in the villa with me. Why is Charita telling everyone that she's a mommy? Girl, this actually happened in the real show. Was she going around telling everyone that she's a mommy? She's a mommy. She's a mommy. I am a mom. You're a mom? Wait, I gotta take this off. Jesus. So, how is your date with Coconick? I low-key think I messed it up. How? Yeah, because she told it. Told him I'm a mom. Wait, you're a mom? Wait, you're a mom? Hold on. That's actually crazy. That's honestly really impressive. Yeah, respect. Thanks, guys. Did this actually happen on the show because at this point, Charita's entire personality is about being a mom. Everywhere that she goes, she's like, I'm a mom. I'm a mom. I'm a mom. I'm a mom. I really need to know. If you watch the actual love island, please tell me if, because she's supposed to be Huda, Huda, H-U-D-A, that girl. I don't know. She's supposed to be that girl. Was Huda's whole personality that she's a mom? You're definitely my type of trouble. Gotcha! Whoa! Yes, I can finally get some D. Isn't this a little fast? Well, that escalated quickly. Best I've had in a while. Told you that already. Did they just. What the. Strawberry, the. Holy Freaky. She just met Kokonik and she was like, I need some D. So this time, the viewers will decide which girl Kokonik couples up with. And the boy she was previously coupled with, will be dumped from the villa! What the actual fuck? The acting? Will be dumped from the. Bitch, we get it. It doesn't have to be that over dramatic. Was this. Oh my god, what if they're actually hinting, referencing the actual show? Was the actual show that over dramatic? Cause I would have never gotten past Episode 1 if she was like, will be dumped from the villa! Bitch, relax. No one is being killed. Now we're gonna move on to Episode 9. And in Episode 9, we get to find out who the new bombshell Kokonik is the Australian Kokonik, my bad. It's gonna be dating. And the viewers actually picked who he's gonna be dating because there was a live poll for viewers to pick. And this episode starts off a little weird, but like, what episode has not started off a little weird? With Ben and Nito looking like. Islanders, it's time to reveal who Kokonik will couple up with and who is going home. What the fuck is. Who. Who is that? Is that supposed to be. You're supposed to be Ben and Nino, why is he looking like a diva anime character? There's no way on earth this person is my Ben and Nino. Viewers have chosen. Okay, who is it? The girl Kokenik will couple up with. Uh-huh, the suspense. Oh my God, the viewers picked me? Well, it looks like we're partners now. Me when I pretend that I'm surprised. Wow, I was not expecting that. Bitch, you are the most problematic person in this show. Do you think the viewers would pick someone boring to partner up with Kokenik or do you think they would pick the most problematic person to partner up with Kokenik? Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm getting so heated up with strawberries. Maybe it's because I don't like her at all. Like people like I am the opposite of strawberries. I would never hang out with people like that. So sadly, this is when Bonanagai has to leave. Well, if I'm leaving, I'm making a splash. What kind of corny-ass joke was that? Wait, hold on a sec. I'm leaving. Three arms? Guys, I'm starting to think that this might be AI. This is when I actually start suspecting this might be AI because strawberry enough for a few seconds turns Australian. And I thought strawberry was she from Ohio? No, someone else was from Ohio. I thought she was American, but somehow she turned Australian. So what do you actually do back home? Okay, don't judge me, but I work in marketing. Wait, that sounds kind of fun. And you? I run a surf school back in Australia. That's hot. We're going to go back to Shareda because now she's on a date with Mangelo, I believe. Wild guests, what do you think our girl Shareda is talking about again? So, how old is your daughter? She's four. She's honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. Being a mom is amazing, but it's also really hard. I've had people walk away when they found out. I think it scares some guys. I can understand why that would hurt. For what it's worth, I think it says a lot about you. You're strong. This has been the whole, this girl's whole personality. So, do the guys know? No, just the girls. Can you please keep it between us for now? What is the point? Of course. At this point, everyone knows, baby girl, you are literally telling everyone about your secret that you're a mom. On the actual show was her personality. Or by, oh, I'm a mommy, I'm a mom, mom, mom, mom. Her biggest secret that she was telling everyone one by one, I'm a mom, mom, mom. Oh, what's my name? Mommy. Where do I live? Mommy Street. Favorite color? Mommy. Favorite ice cream flavor? Mommy. And once Shareda told her secret to Mangelo. Mangelo decides to tell everyone her secret. And by everyone, I mean just literally the three boys that were left. Everyone else already knew this secret by now. At this point, her secret had hit all corners of the world. And I feel like even Turkey and China, we're talking about this shit. Like, it was like the main headliner for all the news. I gotta tell you something. What's up? What's up? Shareda told me she has a daughter. Wait, like, she's a full mom? No, a part-time mom. I know, but I actually really like her. That's not just dating someone. That's a family. So why did you tell them? Hey, I feel like I really like this person. Like, I think I have feelings for her. And, you know, like, I really like her. But, uh, here's her secret, though. Why? All right, Kiwi boy, bedtime. Oh. Are we gonna see some action? All right. Get in here, great boy. Yes, ma'am. Come here, coconut. Why is she Australian? You're bossy. Come on, citrus boy. Actually, I think I'm gonna sleep alone tonight. Oh, because he found out the secret. So, Mangelo or was that orangelo? Fuck, do I know. Apparently, he is not gonna be sleeping with Shareda, because he found out that she has a daughter. While everyone else was banging, our girl, Shareda, wasn't getting any. that's sad. Wait, is she eating their committing fruit bellizum? Because you get to show off those muscles. I mean, sure, that's a plus of it. My daughter would love this place. Sometimes I just miss her a lot. Hey, don't do that. I mean, we're having a great time on the date. It's going well, and then she brings up her fucking daughter. You know what? I'm with orangelo on this one. Because how are you having a fun date and all you're talking about is your daughter? Why are you here, baby girl? Go home. If every single thing is about your daughter, then go home. What the fuck are you doing here? If everything reminds you of your daughter. They're gonna be watching like a scary movie, like a psycho killer comes up. And she's like, wow, that psycho killer is reminding me of my daughter. Oh my god, I miss my daughter. What's up, citrus boy? What's happening? It's important. Please. Wait, how is she holding the drink? Wait, strawberry now has telekinesis? Does anyone see this? No one knows why she's a manist because she has superpowers and she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Look at how she's holding that drink with an imaginary arm over here. Fine, make it quick. Thanks. Things with charita got real serious really fast. So, talk to her about it? Yeah. I don't know, it's complicated. It's not that complicated, orangelo. What the fuck are you doing? You just kissed me out of nowhere. I'm just confused, okay? The whole kid's situation- That ain't my problem. If she finds out about this, it'll destroy her. Okay, I won't say, but you better fix this yourself. And if she asks me anything, I'm not lying. Thank you. Why is she walking away about it? It seems like everyone is confused on the show and when you're confused, you know what you do, right? You kiss someone else because there's no other thing that you can do besides kiss someone else when you're confused. So, it makes sense why they're kissing other people. We're having another party. Oh, the music though! Wait, is that coconut? Why did- Oh, charita. Oh, charita. Only- What happened- Did you score? She called her a bull at a bitch. I never thought about that charita actually has no hair, so she is a bold-headed bitch. Okay, if they want to ruin my dress, I'll just wear a hotter one. She's looking for Kiwi alone? Why? Look guys, I don't know why, but this is really giving me AI vibes for some reason. I don't think I can do this anymore. What's happening, charita? Don't do it. Miss my daughter. Don't do it, charita. This place just- It's not me. You told people my business. I didn't mean it like that. Stop, you did it. I trusted you, and you made me look stupid. I deserved better than that. Goodbye, Arangelo. Yeah, I'm leaving. This place isn't for me. And some of y'all fake as hell. I came in real. Y'all can have it. I did what I could. So now she's gonna drown in the- Oh, I thought she was going towards the water there. Let's have a moment of silence for charita walk with. Okay, that's it. 'Cause now a new bombshell enters the villa. And this bombshell is Dragon Fruit. Or they actually call him Draco in the show. Holy shit, who is that? I got it. Oh, is he gonna kiss? Take it from here. Kiwi? Oh, I got it. The tongue kissing. Are we- The darkness? Guys, I'm wet again. That boy know how to kiss. Of course you're wet. You're always wet. Oh my god, the tongue kissing. Dragon Fruit is wild. Wow, I might need to excuse myself. It's a 10. Thank you, Draco. We'll see you later. So yeah, Draco is the new bombshell in the house and he starts it off strong by tongue kissing the fuck out of these ladies and they get turned out. I mean, strawberry and watermelon. They are freaky as hell. They're always gonna be turned on. They're always gonna be wet. But yeah, that was Fruit Island. I have lost so many brain cells watching this. But apparently people are enjoying this. I mean, the last episode got 33 million views. How are y'all actually watching this, and enjoy? This show was painful. This was probably the worst video that I have ever posted and my sincerest apology to everyone who watched it. I really am sorry, I don't know what to say. And honestly, if you don't want me to make a part too, I won't make one if this video gets 100K likes. But if you do unwatch my videos a day early, at free, and sponsor free, go ahead and become a member. Member shout out. Also, don't ask about this. Thank you, Jade, Sabrina, AIUBC, Leah, Kazooichi, Brody, Sorma. Mr. Pookie, Haley, Katochka, Pierro and Kirby. Also, should I keep this or should I return it?