356: I Was Abducted While Trick or Treating

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a score exactly even the theme song of it like you know i don't even know how it goes but the halloween like it's that song yes yes it's like that but like i don't feel like the other you know halloween villains have like iconic like sounds when they like i don't think so yeah i can't think of one the only one coming to my mind is jaws it's the most of course of course yeah and why do i feel like different horror movies have used it's the same cadence from that score in their own like like the building up probably just works do you halloween okay the halloween one from the 90s with jamie lee curtis when she comes back yeah halloween resurrection h how do you say it resurrection do you say h20 or h20 wait wait you're talking about the new one no i'm talking about the one that jamie lee curtis was in in like late 90s with josh hartnett michelle williams joseph gordon levitt i don't say either i say halloween like resurrection i would say halloween resurrection or halloween 20 years later oh wait it's but it's not called halloween resurrection it's just halloween i always as a kid said h20 yeah i would say the same thing i honestly didn't even know that there was a halloween movie with this name if there was a if all the halloweens were listed and this was one of them i'd be i'd be like okay that's the one that doesn't belong in there i have never this is the one that's like i think the best one i've ever heard i think the best one i've ever heard i think the best one of the older ones if that makes sense really like halloween is good but halloween two three four five all those are kind of trash art is in this yeah buddy oh i don't think i've seen this one if it didn't say 20 years underneath it i would have said h20 that's what i yeah damn right but ann hathaway was like in an interview with josh hartnett and she was like i would have just loved to been a fly on the wall and watched you in the filming of halloween h20 and everyone in the audience was like oh who says h20 just hearing them just hearing the main actress it is correct because it's 20 years later it's h20 but like h20 even though nothing to do with water i think it's how you read it too you know like i'm sure that everybody was saying it either h20 h20 it probably is easier for her to just say it as h20 instead of h20 but how does she say water maybe she doesn't like to say h2o because it's not halloween water okay halloween h20 should we acknowledge our costumes i don't even know if you y'all can't even tell what i am but in camera it just looks like i'm wearing a fucking um a shimmery it looks like i'm wearing oh what am i for halloween a lake it just looks like you should have been an alligator and then meet the lake you know i've never seen lake placid i've never seen that movie i've never seen it either it's the alligator yeah i didn't even know that there was a lake the lake called lake placid it does exist did not know that until after i only knew about the one in florida and then when i found out there's also a lake placid in new york i was like oh yeah in the movie and i think it is set in new york because it's like how did an alligator get up here you know what i don't like how there's cities with has the same the same name in multiple uh like states i hate that oh yeah miami miami and ohio don't shit on miami ohio that's a good school but like why just come up with a different name i think they didn't they didn't have like that big of a database back then i know but i don't i don't like it i don't why is there a lebanon pennsylvania oh there's a lebanon pennsylvania oh there's a lebanon pennsylvania oh there's a lebanon ohio too there's a whole ass lebanon country come up with something else or georgia there's a there's a country and then there's a state georgia wait yeah i didn't know that there's a country called georgia yeah where uh in the middle east yeah yeah there's georgia no no no no no no no no no no no there is a country called georgia in the middle east jordan or georgia georgia it's about the same it's right next to armenia it's right next to the flags guys get ready i saw you bought it i'm gonna have them all i i'm like halfway with memorizing the flags it's so fun like you sit down and like you just kind of come up with like a kind of a mnemonic device of when you're looking at that flag you're going to think of that country yeah just like a little it's just it becomes like photographic memory and you're just boom boom boom but then sometimes you'll get a weird country where you're like what is mauritius i've never heard of mauritius in my life then i'll sit down and i'll watch a tiktok of someone like about the country and then i like kind of marinate on like visualizing the place a little bit more and yeah that's kind of how i used to memorize you know back back in middle school or elementary when we would have um uh is it no not vocabulary oh yeah yeah vocabulary tests where you would have to know the like the word and then the definition of the word i would the way i would memorize it because like fucking my you know i was not good at especially memorization i would if the word was let me try to like say a word that uh i wouldn't know hyperbole sure okay hyperbole definition of hyper hyperbole it's like a an exaggeration okay so i would go yeah okay i would in my head i would go okay hyperbole bully bully okay so the bully is uh when he bullies me he is exaggerating the way he take that and memorize it like that and i thought i was the only one that did that because i'm a idiot i thought everybody else was just like you know they just know the fucking word and they just know that that's how every medical student is passing medical school is little devices like that yeah it's how your brain works i know but like in the end of the day it's just like you're not even what's the point of the test when it's like if everyone's doing it learning it more than like yeah because then once you forget what your little like trick was you have no idea yeah there's let's let's find a different way to memorize these words instead uh wait we we gotta go back to our costumes here sorry yeah go ahead lake placid and then we all do hyperbole yeah all right well i'm i'm mr jelly man i'm mr peanut butter i'm not mr peanut i am peanut butter no matt you're yum yum sauce and i'm lake placid this is giving yum yum sauce am i a double cheeseburger or am i a single cheeseburger you're a krabby patty i think would you have to be a cheeseburger if you're a cheeseburger i like cheese on it but i don't know if it's double beef heath you know what you could do as a costume you should literally make the oh my god i forgot his name the little the little the little man little anchovy man in spongebob what's his name plankton plankton okay sorry he ain't an anchovy plankton you should put the head right there and then have his feet as little sticks has the krabby patty formula he's actually in his first burger and i'm always running yes just got it that that's that's a good costume and you're already halfway there bud jerry bear i can't see you what are you okay so i had the prisoner i had i had to call an audible this morning because i got a banana costume and i didn't realize that it was an inflatable one um so i don't have the batteries for the fan also that would just be a nightmare for the sound yeah i could yeah i couldn't sit you just hear it blowing can i guess what you are go for it there's no dragon ball z you're close actually dragon ball z oh wait the other one the other one i found out that this character is based on so i went digging through our little closet back there i found my old uh lorax sweater that i wore last year i found heath's blue mullet wig and i found some fairy wings right so i was gonna put them all together and just find something then i got curious i was like oh my god i'm gonna put them all together and just find something okay i looked up characters with orange shirts and blue hair to see if i could play off being anybody good i found this character named toriko he's uh from an anime he looks like this oh okay okay i shit you not guess what the anime is about the series follows in adventures of toriko a gourmet hunter as he searches for rare diverse foods to complete a full course meal off a total fucking whim of what i could find in the closet crazy i found the most perfect character serendipitous so serendipitous oh my you have now a full course meal you have found it i have found my we're gonna tap into an anime audience now like this would be great wait that's crazy i it blew my mind but also yeah you did a pretty good job oh my god what an easy costume is the protagonist based off of goku yes oh my god oh wow so it all Comes full circle. You got to go to Comic-Con now on that. Comic-Con's happening next weekend Oh my You'd be getting those like Niche girls going like Wait oh my god He reminds me of somebody Eat me Eat me This is gourmet But yeah Crazy Had to pull a fucking That's a great That's a great costume though But yes People will be like Wait a second I don't know what you are But you You just remind me of something Honestly they'd probably be like Okay wait Goku But they'll be like No that's not Goku Because Goku has Goku has yellow hair Yeah yellow hair Well when he's super saiyan When he's super saiyan But you are It's actually It's Goku's son Son Goku But were you really listening To what he was super saiyan You know what I mean Did you ever just try to like Go out in your backyard When you were a kid And just try to turn it Into super saiyan Absolutely Oh my god Yeah I mean Every time I'm stressed out About something I fucking Or my panic attacks Turn me into that shit Should we run the intro Yeah we should run the intro Let's do it Happy Halloween Y'all fucking ready We're also We're gonna do a spooky intro In the edit so Oh hell yeah So should we be real spooky Yeah be real spooky Ready bookie Three Two One It's copy talk baby It's copy talk baby It's copy talk baby that was awesome oh yeah you know what anime is such a good like last minute costume idea like literally look up like show me every single anime character that has these colors yeah oh yeah so easy do you watch anime you know what that show castlevania castlemania yeah my little sister was watching that and i was binge watching that with her and i watched i watched like six episodes straight i understand why people love anime yeah there's just like something very nostalgic about it like i feel like when i was watching was that you just kept reminding me of just is it like is it such a cliffhanger every time you're like i gotta see what happens next or is it i think it was just the plot is good it's just i feel like it's just something you just have on yeah and you keep going up and down and when something's happening i i notice myself like oh what's what's going on here you know what i mean yeah sometimes the cliffhangers are good because my roommates are really into it and so they're trying to get they're like getting me more into it and i watched demon slayer winning never sounded so good what would you do if you won big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is michael from georgia i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply i think or is that a death note i watched death note for the first time that has some good cliffhangers where i'm like well shit i gotta watch the next episode yeah yeah i like the idea of like a limited series anime like if i know if it's one season i'm more interested to watch it but if there's like 8 or 12 seasons i'm not oh they're into one piece which i don't even piece i don't i i how many that episode or that series has uh like a thousand or a few hundred episodes or something it's like treasure hunters right yeah what are like the most pop like like the most famous most popular animes that people like really fuck with like what like you got like the top rated like five ones would uh go uh not goku what's dragon ball z would dragon ball z be considered like it's almost like it's almost like a franchise now at this point like there's so many it is but i wouldn't consider it but like there's also the limited series ones where it's like cowboy b-pop like that's apparently amazing attack on titan is like probably the most famous that's the next one i'm gonna watch i've watched neon genesis evangelion i watched that one that one was good but kind of deep and kind of sad you know who told me to watch that jordan go for it yeah yeah jordan yeah jordan loves anime too yeah he also he also incorporates his art what's the what's the movie um spirited away i really don't know i don't know i don't know i really want to watch it oh you gotta all the miyazaki films are amazing remi keeps telling us to watch his delivery service i'm not a princess monoke fan a little just a little bit of blood we're like pretty close to doing that for halloween because all she has to do is wear like a black complete black outfit and then she'd have the one she would have the white um yeah the white mask thing but we came up with something and you'd be shiro what's her name yeah she is that is i think that's her name girl's name yeah what's everyone's costumes this year um uh for one night patricia and i are gonna do coralline and yb coralline and coralline the girl oh the girl the blue hair yellow like her friend but he is black and i was a little worried i can do it right there's plenty of white guys do it well just don't don't i'm not doing blackface right okay oh my god i know but i was a little like should i so coralline and yb and then me mike and my brother are doing darjeeling limited that wes anderson film with owen wilson jason schwartzman and adrian brody do you do a wes anderson uh costume every year i kind of do i kind of do yeah the way you responded was such white mom i kind of do i just love wes anderson's aesthetic but darjeeling limited d-a-r that one because i got the bags now yeah okay so i'm gonna be owen wilson the one the brother who's like bandaged up i think my brother's gonna be uh adrian brody and then mike is gonna be jason schwartzman why why wouldn't you just be the tall one because i want to have the the bandages and everything because i think it's the most more uh like visually striking one and he's kind of like the middle i kind of like that way it's it's more like it's if you know you know yeah yeah there's more to the costume yeah yeah me and adia what are we gonna be again oh um i mean this one was like it's not very like groundbreaking but we're gonna do uh uh dr evil and minnie the the prison scene from awesome powers yes so fun we found her in the prison scene and she's like oh my god i'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like a nude uh scarf so it almost like just like she's emulates that she's bald and then i'm i mean i'm not gonna get a bald cap just because like it's all caps are too much work it's either they're so shitty or it's like too much work to make it look good and it's like it would be super expensive to just get and just knowing how much i'll sweat that night the night of the party i know it's just not worth it so i i'm gonna like make the make the bandana like thick enough where you just can't even see my hair which is nice uh but i thought that'd be a great little costume for us we're also gonna do um rich middle eastern family five two okay that's gonna be another i think we might just film that i don't think we're gonna go anywhere with that just because it's like are you dressing up as a rich middle eastern think of like a saudi like saudi prince and yes and his daughter or something or saudi designer bags or in like wearing traditional garb like where's the flashiness we're winging it we're you'll see it we're just gonna just see what the fuck happens you know hell yeah because there are so many different ways you can do this and then uh i think we're doing one more okay you guys are really going all out here yeah wow oh i'm okay so i'm not going anywhere with this but i'm doing the goat again but i'm not going to any party i just want to do some videos with it oh yeah you did a goat two years ago yeah i kind of forgot about your goat yeah are you doing the full makeup again i'm doing the full makeup because i want i wanted to just do some videos with it i'm not going anywhere with it though how much was your dark was it the dark night it's not the dark night but game of thrones night king night king how much was that to get that done i want to say between three to five k holy shit damn makeup so they just so just think about like how i mean and obviously it's probably going to be more expensive on set but they did that every single day they filmed oh you did it over the course oh oh right oh no no we're talking about the actual game of thrones sorry yeah just just to give the reference of how just how expensive like you were like a different person that day it was like hard hanging out with you just like when you weren't filming because you're just like like i would make certain faces not like like forgetting that i just don't look like myself so i'll just be like like we're filming i'm just like david get this but like i just look fucking insane oh yeah i miss it it was so fun didn't you facetime like kylie jenner and you were like hey kylie got any more of this lip kit oh no no yeah i was like um i call i call her from saas phone and he's like who's that or like who she's like who the fuck is that it's like i'm the king of westeros bitch i was like i'm the king of westeros i run westeros what you run lip kits it was so good i was trying to find the original clip because like i on youtube i blurred out all my curse words so like the on youtube is just like what you and it sounds terrible and i wish i had the clip without the the bleeped uh words but i don't have it uh which sucks because it was so funny it was such a funny little interaction that meaner had yeah it was a good times man and remember when i slept in it i didn't finish all my i didn't finish all my videos so i slept in it i slept like 45 degree angle like that the worst sleep of my life i like i can't think of a worse night that like i had a worse sleep than that fucking night i remember waking up and i was like i fucking regret you had to go to the bathroom just turning on the lights and like scaring yourself and then i had to drive to the um to jackie who did my prosthetics and i was driving in my fucking g-wagon i get stopped for my taillight but I get soft from my tail light. He comes up and he's like, license and registration. He doesn't mention anything about what I look like. He's like, he's looking at my license and he's looking at me. And in my head, I was like, how the fuck are you going to fucking see? I wish I could see the body cam footage. Just pulling up and just like. Can you imagine the body cam footage? He doesn't even acknowledge the costume. But like, yeah, the body cam of that would have been gold. Keith, what is going on in your home front for Halloween? What's Tony's costume? What are the plans? We just we just decided we're doing. Tony has like this big Volkswagen looking like push buggy cart thing. Yes. I remember you guys posting about that. Like when you first got it. Yeah, it's so cool. Remy, Alicia and Zane got it for us when we first had Tony. But we're turning that into a dumpster. OK. And Tony is going to be a raccoon. Oh. And then Mariah and I are going to be garbage men. Love it. So we can like push him around the neighborhood in it. Like and it's like part of the prop like costume. Yes. And then we're going to put like trash bags and just like trash looking stuff around it. And then we also got like stickers to put on the trash bin, like the dumpster. Yeah. To make it like like feel like one. But we're we're hand making his costume because we couldn't find like a raccoon thing for him. Yeah. So we're going to we're going to sell him something. A family walks by. They're just like, yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. There's a child in here. This is a costume. Oh, thank goodness. There's no my trash. She's like, oh, my God. I thought you were a real raccoon. Would you guys go trick or treating or do you like think you're just going to like take it easy on your portion? We were joking about that today. Like we can't even go up and ask for like he's clearly not at an age that can eat candy. Yeah. So it's like it's clearly like would just be for me. For me and her to get candy. So I feel guilty like going up to a door. Yeah. I feel like your first Halloween, you're really not covering like ground that much. Like, yeah, it's more like you're you're you're getting you're getting him used to it. You're like, oh, he knows that like every year he like goes up to houses like this. Yes. Gets candy. So I think I think maybe we'll go to like our neighbors that we know. Yeah. Who are just like hanging out in the front and just. Yeah. I think most of the time, though, we'll probably just be like at the front, just kind of passing. Yeah. That's the way to do it. Yeah. I like giving it out more anyways. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Why don't you do that this year? Yeah. No, we're going to have like a little setup thing like table. OK. Honestly, you can do it all weekend since Friday and Saturday or technically this is like the first time or isn't this the first day Halloween's on like a Saturday since fucking a long time in the past like seven years. So people are going to have a great weekend. They really could celebrate Halloween. Be safe. Two nights instead of thinking you can just trick or treat the whole weekend. I mean, that's probably honestly, that's I don't I don't like I feel like people will do that. No, they won't. They're only going to be trick or treating on Halloween. No one's coming up on like Friday going, got it. I feel like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to drive around the neighborhood and I'm going to send you a picture of every single person trick or treating on Friday night. I'm willing to bet you that they're trick or treating on Friday night. Maybe a trunk or treat thing I could see happening in a parking lot or like some place is doing trick or treat thing, but like a neighborhood, the neighborhood's not turning around given out. Candy. I'd like your positivity and your what if parents have jury duty on celebrate when you guys were younger, did you trick or treat in your neighborhood or did you go to like a nicer neighborhood? Most of the time it was our own neighborhood. That's because that's where our friends were in that neighborhood. But I know, I know of people that would go to really rich neighborhoods, like neighborhoods like, yeah, like, oh, fuck. What was that? Really rich landing was like a really, yeah. You know, like if you trick or treat that, I mean, you're walking a bit for every house because the houses are bigger because you, but you, you are working for that full size candy bar. They're giving full size candy bars, which is like, oh, you know, we got this year to give out that, you know, everybody's given out candy, right? Like that's just like the thing. But we bought these little packages that are like Halloween themed, but they're like chips and like those type of snacks. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like proper snacks. Yeah. So we're, we're giving that out now. No, I like that. And I feel like some people looking like, no, sorry. I just thought of like a scene in my head, which is fucking evil and hilarious. If a parent did this for Halloween, you know how they just leave a bowl of candy. It's like, take one. And so, but like they're like, the dad is prepared behind the, imagine him dressing like the fucking Texas, like this, the dad is just this big fucking dude. He just. And every time a kid walks up, right as they're going to the gate, he goes, fucking chasing kids down the street. I'm like, that is terrifying. But man, that'd be fucking good. Oh yeah. We used to have like a haunted. Oh, we used to have a house in our neighborhood that would do a full fucking haunted maze, like haunted. Yeah. Their whole house inside their home was set up where you'd walk through their house and it was like. Oh, you were going in there. Oh, that's a, that's a lot. Yeah. No, no, it was a Heath in our neighborhood with this house always at every year. So I was like, oh, that's a lot. So like everybody was always expecting it and like always like prepared for it. And it'd be a different, literally like universal. He would do a different theme every year. And the year that I went was like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it was fucking terrified because like when, you know, when you, when you go to like a park, it's, it's more, you know that you're good, but like just as a stranger's house, you're just like, oh, this is like a little weird. Extra layer of creepy. Cause he's doing like, he's doing this for fun. He's not like, there's no tickets at the door. He's inviting you into his home. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of creepy. Yeah. But it was like, it's not, oh no, no, sorry. It was, it was like a, like a family. It was like a mom, dad and a kid, but. But still I would not. I would hate for people to walk to my house. Haunted houses, like almost in their front yard, go through their backyard and then like out their backyard kind of a thing. But you didn't go like in the house. What I would do is I would do a haunted mansion, a haunted maze, but also escape room. You're fucked. You got to now make it out of here. And get arrested because the kids can't get out. Yeah. Also it's an hour. Like every person that comes up, there's a whole fucking line. It's a, it's like a 30 minute escape room haunted maze. So it's just a whole night. There was the, do you remember the one that was in Toluca Lake that people waited in line for? It was like a hundred people deep every single year. No. What was it? Like they went all out. They built out this giant thing in their driveway that looked like it came from movie sets. It was like these huge stone pillars, like entrance way. And it was just like. Super over the top. We always wanted to do it every year, but the line was just insane. So I never got to see like how good it was inside, but you could tell they, they spent money. Like inside their home though. They would go inside. I don't know if it went inside the home, but like they built their whole driveway out with these like massive, like stone columns and like walls. Like it looked insane. I like that. That's good. At least it's outside. It's not like inside the fucking house. Yeah. Just haunted houses though. Everyone takes their damn. Time going through. Cause it's not like, you know, a structured ride. No. Yeah. I mean, people are hesitant to go to the next room and it's like, come on, I just sprint right through it. I'm like, get me the fuck out. It's one of those things you wait in line for, and then like, I try to get through as quick as possible. And they gotta be so careful now, like now, cause you remember they used to fucking grab you and fuck it. They used to, it used to be really interactive. And now the minute they fucking just skate through my shoulder lawsuit, I thought, you know, what's crazy. I always thought lawsuits were this thing where like, you can't just like, sue for anything or you can't sue for anything. It has to be like approved before, like, I get what you mean, but I didn't know you could sue for fucking anything. Like it's, I mean, like if you treated me bad, but one day I can, I can sue you for that. It's not a good fight for me, but like I can get a lawyer to send you a, like a fucking a season or a fucking, um, a serve you and be like, you're being sued by Zane. It's a terrible. It's a terrible fucking fight, but he's suing you and then we both have to get lawyers. What an insane concept. I know like there should be like an approval, like where it's like a filtering system where it's like, because now we both have to pay for lawyers, but Heath would obviously get pro bono like, or, um, oh, that would be such an easy, such an easy case, but yeah, I just thought that was interesting. Before we continue. We want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this episode, Shopify. When Zane and I first started selling merch online, one thing I learned pretty quickly is that. The chaos of holidays are absolutely not the time to be figuring everything out last minute. And that's why I've always loved Shopify. You don't have to be an e-commerce guru to get started. Their prebuilt themes and AI site builder make it so easy to get a professional looking storefront up and running fast and with Shopify mobile app handling things like inventory, customer support and payments are a breeze and can be done basically anywhere. 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Wait, can we talk about where you went or no? - I mean, we could say we went to Hong Kong, all we can say like they won't let us get into like the details of like the whole trip until it all comes out yeah guys we we went to uh you we posted i think i posted like a story there but like yeah we were heath and i went to hong kong for like for like what three and a half days four days it was crazy we just can't talk about it yet bummer yeah but dude so much fun oh okay good yeah but you didn't you went to shanghai i never went to hong kong well when hong kong i so i think i had it wrong i was at hong kong they only speak cantonese there but apparently they do speak mandarin yes they speak both but mostly cantonese but mostly cantonese and i think that's why i've just never been that interested in going is because i just wanted to go like test my language skills in a place where everyone's speaking it but did you know that it's separate from like china yes like it is like i had no idea yeah yeah and also found out that up until 1997 it was under british rule i did not know 1997 i didn't know that crazy like i didn't we were we were shocked we're like holy shit that's fucking that just happened i wonder like isn't rush hour doesn't that all go down in hong kong yeah uh i think i asked that question to somebody and they said it was uh i'm pretty sure it's hong kong i think hong kong and one of the rush hours in like rush hour two or maybe i thought they like both go back to hong kong in both yeah because isn't also jackie chan though is from hong kong yeah we saw his apartment yeah we know where he lives oh cool it's all very expensive isn't it true he's not giving any of his wealth to his son i think what's your what's your thoughts on that well um just like there's a lot of really rich people that have that same mentality i'm so curious i mean i think there's a level where you're so wealthy you do not need to give all of that wealth to your like your offspring you can donate it and give them something i'm not saying like you cheat them out on like but he said okay he's gonna pledge his entire 400 million fortune to charity rather than leaving it to his one son oh i thought it was while he was alive no because but his son is like pretty successful but he's always said that his son is capable of earning wealth for himself but i'd be like dad come on can i just like i give me like 10 10 million i don't know i think as a father like no you like i i don't think the whole 400 million should go to your son i mean i mean that's just almost your i don't think no i would not give 400 million dollars solely to one but like i would like but especially if he's like and it depends on the son right if like if my son is a fucking like deadbeat like fucking drug addict i'm not giving anything to my son if i know my son is working hard and he's a smart kid and i know that he can take this money and like change the world or just just do good with the money then give him like a like give him like a fucking like a 10 or whatever especially if you have 400 million just give him like a percent and then give the rest of charity i think like maybe he's just saying that to like motivate his son to like create his own success and then maybe the day he dies he's like hey here's a little bit actually that's a really good that's a good strategy to keep i want to think that it would be like that where you're like wow yeah but then imagine that just strains your whole relationship with your son as you're like yeah i'm not giving you anything they're like well screw you i don't like see the meaning in any of this and then you're like okay no you see i was kidding i was kidding but you know what that's a giant fucking test if my son if my son was treating me like that after i told him like hey look i want you to work hard for me then that kind of shows yeah the real character he loves me yeah but it's so weird because it's like um it's like a damned if you do damned if you don't situation oh what do you mean it's tough because like you you want that you want to take care of them you like i feel like i'm working hard for you know my family and like being able to like provide something like after i'm gone security and then i i like because i've seen really wealthy people like their kids are kind of like fuck-ups because they're just given everything and they don't have like the drive or motivation and it's kind of like sad where you like you're watching them and they kind of just feel like they have no real purpose because they just get whatever they want they don't really work um but then also at the same time it's like the the system is so rigged against you and everything is just like kind of fucked up everything's really expensive wages are underpaid everything's inflated so it's kind of like it's ah it's so tough i'd want to make sure that like there's generational wealth set up to where like education isn't an issue like their kids should be able to go to college like that's not a problem like i don't know being able to afford like a basic house like or like i mean you can't use it to your own like luxury yeah but like it gets you see it as like a like if you had all that money and you want to give it to your kids think of it as like you're a boss and you're promoting like your employee pretty much like has he shown that he's a hard worker has he is he good at what he does is he determined is he motivated is he not a fuck up is he not putting spending all this money on fucking you know terrible shit then from there that's how you and then you give him that like kind of promotion i want to just treat it as like a as a business yeah because that's how you earned your money you earned your money through business so like you that's how you treat it when you take that money and give it to your maybe maybe i'm just pissed because nobody in you know my ancestry locked the fuck in maybe i'm a little bit better especially since it was so easy back in their days yeah oh you bought a house for 500 bucks beautiful yeah what the fuck it was so easy for them just pick yourself up by your bootstraps yeah okay yeah the average age to like buy a house like back then was what like 29 years old now it's like 40 it's like to buy your like first home my grandparents they bought their first house you want to guess how much they bought their first well where did they live they lived in uh uh tampa and how many bedrooms were the house how many square feet one two three four four bedrooms two bath so probably like at least 2 000 square feet they probably bought it what year did you say grand um i would let's say 1800 square feet um how much they probably bought it for 12 grand uh i would say 50 000 50 60 80 000 35 000 oh my gosh 35 000 they bought it and and and they just sold it because they're uh they live in a retirement home now yeah yeah kind of like a retirement home attached with a um nurses yeah nursing home they uh it got sold for 350k wow damn yeah 10x increase yeah not bad but what's what's really stupid too is like you also have to look at the median income from then and then also the median home price because it was usually double so if you made let's say just making up numbers 10 grand you know as a household a year the house would be on average 20 grand yeah right now it's like seven times the median income it's it's like absurd like that i think it's four to seven times yeah you just have no you have literally no option but to rent just to constantly rent it's crazy yeah it's insane it's tough out there yeah my grandma bought her house i remember she told me because when i first moved out here i had to get a not a new car but like i had to replace my old one and i think i bought it for like forty seven hundred dollars or something it was like an 09 camry and then i told my grandma about the car and she was like i bought my first house for four thousand dollars where would she live in it was in kentucky but it was probably when she was in her early 20s with my grandfather and it was like a two or three bedroom house. It was a small thing but that was probably maybe in the 30s or 40s. That's fucking insane. My mom's first car was a 69 Mustang Fastback. She's like, I bought it for 500 bucks. And there were no problems with the car? No. Wow. Perfect. My first car was $2,000, which sounds crazy now, but back then it was like, I paid a lot still, but my transmission was completely fucked. So in a year and a half, it completely blew. And then I fucking lost the car. I lost my first car too. Like I had it for a couple of years. Nissan Altima. I think my dad bought it for me. I think it was like $4,000, $5,000, like around there. Like that was like my budget, I think was like 5,000. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good. I'm grateful. Thankful. Did you ever, did you ever drive, had to drive a six shift? no i never did and sometimes i feel like i need to learn because i always think about like it's a horror movie get out of the house get in the car oh it started fuck it stick shift yeah you don't you don't think you could wing it and do it i think i know how stick shift does work but like in the moment of stress and having to lock in like yeah i think i could learn i know what i know you're you go in the clutch you're getting the gas up when it goes past the one then you're moving to the two and like you're somebody that's never driven it though in a situation like that Heath, it'd be pretty impossible. Especially the pressure of trying not to stall when you're like trying to get away. Because the way, like especially when you have to kick it into like, the way you have to like fucking do this with the clutch and then make sure it's. Your only real concern and like pressure would be just getting into first gear. Yeah. Once you're in first, you're fine. Yeah. Unless you don't know to go to second gear and then you blow that shit up. I know. Or you go from like. Do you have a reverse accident? I had to drive a, um, what was it? A Torso. A new car, an old car. A Torso. Yes. Oh, Toyota Torso. Sorry. Torso. Torso. I had to drive that to work every day and my windows wouldn't go all the way up. And in Florida it would rain all the time and literally it would flood inside my car. And I just had to deal with it. It was terrible. It was the worst car question for over 21 money car question. So, you know, when like you flick, you know, your, um, your blinker, your turn signal. Yeah. And it's like that. Do you think that sound is an actual mechanical sound or is it like a digital sound that is being played? You, okay. Yeah. Now, now it's definitely digital. But it did used to sound way more mechanical when we were younger, right? But you, so you think digitally they have a sound bite there that they're playing in the speakers just to make the turn signal. Okay. Even, I mean, I would say all my cars was always digital. Winning never sounded so good. What would you do if you want big? Had Crown Coins, Casino, real people win real prizes every single day. Hi, this is Chelsea from Dallas. I just hit the jackpot. Won over 1,500,000 K. Visit crowncoins.com. Sign up in seconds, enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus. You may win up to 10,000 sweeps coins. crowncoins.com. That's C-R-O-W-N coins.com. No purchase needed. Code valid for new users only. Void were prohibited by law. 18 plus terms and conditions apply. Crown Coins, Casino. My old Mustang used to definitely sound like it was like a, like a flick. There was like some plastic, like an actual mechanism. Yeah. I remember it being like very sharp and like mechanical and real. It was more, it was more tingy. Yeah. I honestly thought it was always just silent back then. And until when it started being digital, then you heard it. I don't even think mine makes a sound in my car now. Maybe I have to turn the volume all the way down and like, listen for it. In the car, it doesn't make the sound? It's definitely not that loud enough. It probably does. I just don't pay attention to it that much. And I don't drive that much. But can you look up if, uh, is the turn signal, a digital or mechanical sound? Cause I actually don't know the answer, but someone posted on Tik TOK and I did not read the comments. One time I left my left and right to turn signals weren't working. I had to press the yield button every fucking time I wanted to turn. So people would just have to guess where I'm turning. So turn signals, uh, can be either analog or digital depending on the age of technology of the car. Older vehicles did use a thermal flasher and electro mechanical relay. My God. So it was, so they had to make that shit. A bi-metallic spring heated up in bent or a physical relay clicked open and closed to make and break the circuit. Oh, you know, ambulance sounds used to also be ambulance sounds. The sirens used to also be, um, non-digital. What? Oh, so it used to be like a hole, like a crank, like they would have, they would have like a little kid in there in the, like, wow. We, we, do you think you could identify the difference between a, uh, a fire siren and ambulance and a police car or are they pretty sure all different? Right? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well, is every state different? Like every country is the same countries are different too. I know. I know what the UK, so I have it in my head. I have it to all the shows, like the shows that I watch are all the limited series. How does it go? Zane? Oh fuck. Oh, that sounds like I thought it was very, we, that's very british that is do you want to hear it that was it no no no that was definitely it oh i have one more costume actually i'm going to a halloween party in miami flying back just for a couple days whose party um john uh the ceo of celsius john fieldley he's having a party so flying in for that i'm bringing my mom to it because she uh she lives in forlardo so i was like hey you know well mom you're gonna see a lot of maybe you can find your new man out there yeah you know um i have not told her yet because i keep forgetting to tell her but it's in like a few days oh and she's never been to a halloween party which is crazy my mom has never been to a halloween what in her life in her life never i mean i was like mom are you sure like think about like halloween like you've never dressed up and went to a house somebody was throwing a party she's like no no i've never like dressed up for sure sure she wouldn't lie about that okay okay okay no she genuinely wouldn't lie that just sounds impossible i know whoa which when she told me that it's i started seeing like maybe her child like childhood was like a little different like i thought about her childhood a little differently in my head yeah now in my head i'm like oh maybe she didn't like have like friends or a lot of friends back in school no no because like her uh her parents were strict oh my grandparents i was gonna ask so like did she celebrate halloween growing up because she probably like went trick-or-treating in the neighborhood but she said she was like oh she never went to a halloween party yeah because i kind of believe parties are maybe kind of more like an adult thing too yeah yeah i couldn't believe it though she doesn't know what she's gonna be yet so what do you have an idea are you and her going to be i was gonna see out well i was gonna see if we try to be like firefighters in some way maybe just like grab costumes from like spirit or something like a firefighter outfit okay just to make it simple and easy her career is not your costume i know i know but i was like trying to think of like what would be a fun one it's like uh mother son like duos and like your mom you know with her new face and everything like i think like is there something i can't i couldn't remember that you remember that tlc show growing up gaudy where that like oh my god i do but i've never seen mom and like her like guido sons and they would all have like the hair gel and they were super tan growing up gaudy and like the sons were like but i don't know you just do you just like you just do mafia mafia family it's pretty much like cruella no not cruella like something really simple and cheap i don't just mean like a famous like blonde lady who has like a popular son you know and the dead oh yeah oh god but she has like an arrow in her did bambi's mom get shot by an arrow or was it a definitely got killed i think i think she got killed by a hunter yeah yeah i don't it might not have been kind of dark could have been a gun i do remember freaking 12 gauge i do remember people talking about like how dark it was very dark mom dies in the beginning sorry guys spoiler yeah sorry guys position for the what for the two people that have not never seen it and they've never heard of it they really had like something for like killing off a parent like what was up every single king you know yeah the dad trying to relate to like i think nemo the mom's dead like what are we doing here yeah nemo the mom is dead i think so yeah because it's just she got eaten didn't she get eaten by something probably by a barracuda and then the barracuda comes for her all of his siblings and that's why he was like so triggered by it because that's how his wife died yeah oh shit yeah because the dad's trying to find nemo the whole time weren't people saying that they thought that nemo's dad because they never mentioned hold on no there's something about clownfish where they like change genders um yes yeah they so basically marlin i think would have to transition into female technically like biologically speaking so in the movie him being a male doesn't really make sense he would have become a female a woman or something like biologically oh whoa is that crazy yeah we learned that in uh or what is it all clownfish are born male and the dominant female of a group dies the largest most dominant male changes into a female to take place yes we learned it from that okay marlena we learned it from that guy in the aquarium yeah we couldn't believe it we're like holy shit i knew like seahorses also like hold the eggs and birth it right the males the male male seahorses like give birth to seahorses so funny because they look so low but i think the females like put their eggs in him and then he fertilizes the eggs and then we got her pumping him up all right yeah i think that's how it maybe works but yo seahorses are not talked about enough right there with you there are days where i'm looking at seahorses i'm like what how are we all not freaking out about this we are not talking about seahorses it seems like a fake it seems like a a lab grown animal like it's made in a lab and then pushed out to the sea yes because it's fucking click on that they have a full rib cage like that yeah oh matt you know what i haven't even looked up seahorses in so long this is truly incredible are so small they're like defying gravity and they're they're upright too like as they move about the ocean oh my god this would be an animal like uh think of an animal that would be fucking terrifying if it was like massive like a whale oh god seahorse fuck no god that would look like it came from another planet oh i couldn't imagine god look at that thing because they're so detailed the closer you get up to a seahorse and look at its face and stuff that on a massive scale could i couldn't handle is there like what what like family does this come from like the seahorses like great question i don't know i was just thinking that like it's not a mammal i don't even know how to say that oh hip signal they're under the hippocampus we got one of those yeah we got a hippocampus dragons existed i'm i like i'm i'm putting my money on it there's times i'm open to that theory i'm but because they were like seen in like old drawings and stuff very often across the world that weren't in communication with each other yeah that's the one that they're not all just dreaming up this thing you know thousands and thousands of years ago drawing it. I don't know, man. Can you? Maybe, maybe die. Dinosaur bones are dragons. Or the dragons. Could be. Dude, can you fucking imagine dragons were something we had to deal with today? Oh, no. Like, there's nothing animal-wise that we have to deal with, really. Unless you're in, like, the middle of nowhere, like, the middle of the jungle. Then you're, like, kind of fucked. You have to, like, kind of figure it out. But, like, you wouldn't be able to control fucking dragons. Oh, yeah. I always think about that with, like, Godzilla movies. I'm like, ugh, the stress. These massive dragons come in just destroying the city. Multiple cities. Like, fuck me. Like, we would not have tall buildings. I think life would be underground. Oh, 100%. It would have to be. Like, we'd have to figure that shit out. Oh, and the amount of humans on this planet would be fucking significantly lower. Yeah. For sure. Oh, my God. It's so crazy to think about. They should make a movie like that. They probably have. Dragons in real time. Oh, that would be interesting. I like that idea. Yeah, that is. Oh, my God. That would fucking crush. There's actually. It's not. He hasn't published the report yet, but I saw a video of this guy talking about. There's a. I forget his name, but he's a, like, prolific archaeologist, and he said that he's currently writing a report about how he found T-Rex fossils, and it's the first recorded time that they found feather impressions with the fossils. And so it's not. He hasn't come out and, like, implying that the T-Rex. Wait, what? No, no, no, I understand that, but, like, feather impressions? Like, where? Like, in the fossils. In the rocks. In the rocks? Around it. So, implying that the T-Rex was actually covered with feathers. Yeah, they were way more bird-like than the image we have in the middle of that. Wasn't there a movie that just came out that they did. I feel like End of Oak Street leaned a little bit more bird-like with their dinosaurs than, like, your typical Jurassic Park dinosaurs. I like how they did that. They were like, ooh, let's try to, like, match to what people are, like, now guessing maybe what they could have looked like. Of course. Which is. It's fucking terrifying. I know. Just feathers on that shit? Like, God. Like, imagine, it's basically just a giant chicken, but, like, carnivorous. Like, it just wants to fucking eat you. Wild. It always made me, like, okay, that doesn't make sense. The T-Rex with them little, tiny, little baby arms, I'm like, this is king of the dinosaurs. It's a bird. It, like, feels more like a bird. Like, a bird has. And it's got those two arms that don't do anything. Yeah. It has those massive legs and those big old chompers. Big old chompers. Something ain't adding up. Did you hear they're trying to bring back the dodo bird? Oh, fuck. What is a dodo bird again? It went extinct. It was this bird that went extinct. And so when people always go, let's go the way of the dodo, like, let's let it, like, yeah. And how big was it? How big did it go extinct? I think it was about, like, two or three feet high. Oh, I thought it was much bigger than that. It was pretty big for a bird, but it got its name from, I think, the Portuguese. They used to call it, like, deuce-deuce, or however you say that in Portuguese. Which means, like, fool or idiot. Because they just have no survival skills. The same company that brought back the dire wolf is working on bringing back the dodo bird now. Brought back the dire wolf? Yeah, so they found, they used, like, the genetic remnants that we have of dire wolves. And they combined it, they edited gray wolf DNA. And then they took that, they impregnated, impregnated, like, a large hound in order to carry it. And then they birthed new dire wolves. It's, like, in quotes, because it's, like, a dire wolf-gray wolf hybrid. But essentially, it's, like, got the size and the coat of a dire wolf. So what's the point of, like, in, like, unnaturally inbredding different animals like that? Like, what's the, like, what's the point? I think discovery. Yeah. Say you did it. Yeah. Does that feel wrong to you? Or does it just feel wrong? In a way, you're playing God. But in my opinion, you're the only person who's going to be, like, I don't know. I guess you're not hurting anybody. No. But they can get out of hand, you know? The party ends now. But if we're dealing with, but if we're dealing with, like, species that are on the verge of extinction and we need to find ways to, like, repopulate them and get them going so it doesn't happen, like, I'm open for that completely. Is it a way to swerve extinction? Sure. Bringing things back from the dead? I mean, I don't know. I'm all for the extinction and mosquitoes. We don't need them. We need mosquitoes, though. No, we don't. Do we not? That's pretty essential to, like, that's mosquito propaganda. Yeah, I've made my mosquitoes. They fucking know. Mosquitoes do fucking terrify me, though. Big mosquito sucks. Matt, you're going to love this one. No, yeah. What is it? So, okay. Shout out to Muriel Alexandra Reyes 2941 in the YouTube comments for this idea. She suggested, she was like, because we were talking about Letterboxd on the last episode, she was like, you should have the guys try to guess the movie solely based on the Letterboxd reviews. So, I took that, made it Halloween themed, so it's all horror movies. Oh, okay. Damn, Matt's going to know it immediately. Hopefully. You never know. How spooky. So, this is called Don't Let the Reviews Scare You. Jared, you are good. Did you draw that yourself? I found the picture on Google, but the text I took into Photoshop. All right. You guys ready? Yes. All right. So, I'll have the ratings in the top left corner for each one, and then the rest is just reviews that I found that are kind of funny. This movie is rated at a 4.1 average. Okay. Out of five. Say, a man will put you through every circle of hell imaginable and still have the audacity to ask, what's so bad about being with me? Okay. Okay. As a film lover, I was thrilled. As a cat lover, things were harder. Okay, so a cat. Oh, I know it. I know it. I know it. Okay. Keith? Oh, I know it too. Obsessed. Obsession. Obsession. Obsession. I was, I was, so that's where my head was going, but. I do love this review that says, I want to be the detective who tries to understand what happened after this movie. That's a very, very good, like, letterbox, like, funny one-liner. That's my favorite one. And someone also left a review, this is just a regular day for lesbians. That one, as a person with lesbian parents, that one made me howl. That's funny. Obsession, yep. Obsession. All right, next one. 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One second, you're just laying down the pipe and all of a sudden the big boy come in and try to stab you because he's jealous of you and you're rocking hog. I don't need that pressure in my life. Porking is a young man's game. I got bills to pay. There's clearly a lot of- No. Is it it follows? I've never seen it. Well, no, because all this guy does is stand there breathing heavily like, damn bitch, just take a puff from your inhaler and go. It is the babysitter. No, no, no. Do you think it is? I don't know the babysitter that well, but I love Samara Weaving. Who's it? Wait, is it? With Bella Thorne in it? Yeah. Inhumane patient. It's considered a horror movie, right? No, I'm saying this one. This one they would know. You would know all of these. So this is clearly a guy who's like walking up behind them like breathing. I think- The main guy's just constantly breathing throughout the whole movie. Like he's probably like weirdly breathing. Is that what happens to the babysitter? I just remember the babysitter they're sitting around telling ghost stories or something. I don't really remember that movie. It was a long time ago. But he also said that we would all know this movie. I don't think we would all know the babysitter. They are all terrible babysitters. So there's multiple babysitters in it. But maybe they're not babysitters. They just would all- Maybe they're looking after their- It says if I had children, I would never hire them. So they're clearly babysitters in the movie. No, fuck. It's not weapons. Is it recent or old? Old. Old. Okay, so then I want to say- Children of the corn? No. No, then I want to say- But then- Okay, but Friday the 13th is they're at camp, right? Oh. So those are camp counselors. They're not babysitters, but there are multiple of them. I don't know. I don't remember Friday the 13th movie. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Guys, guys, guys. What's the movie where there's a girl who's babysitting in this really nice kind of glass house in the middle of the woods? Oh, when a stranger calls. It's not when a stranger calls. She has a friend come over? No, because it says they are all terrible babysitters. There was only one babysitter. There's no sex in when a stranger calls. Yeah, no sex in it. There's boobies out in this. I think one of the key reviews is awesome as usual, but why does this bitch know how to drive? Why does this bitch know how to drive? That's why they arrested his ass when he was like six. Halloween. It's Halloween. I just needed you to lock in your answer. Because remember in the beginning her tits were out when she got stabbed? Oh, you're right. There are boobs in the beginning. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was. Damn, that took us a fucking while. That was hard. The reviews were all over the place for that one. Wow, okay. All right, rating 3.9 out of five. If anyone ever clicks their tongue around me, I'm calling the police. I already know it. Hereditary. Yeah, hereditary. Yep, it is hereditary. damn matt damn i forgot about that tongue clip I want us to read something that doesn't give it away too much just to make this segment a little longer. Anyway, a movie and a two hour reminder to take your birth control when you're circle small, but y'all crazy. Yo, the dad was getting laid. He really was very hard to rate a movie that I know is made very well, but that I also never want to think about ever again in my goddamn life. Yeah. What if we kissed in King payment's tree house? One of the eight Kings of hell. You know what? Uh, Jared, this, I actually really liked the segment. Next time we do it, you should put an order from like the hardest review to like, Oh, this gives it away. That would be like a fun way to do it. Cause then we have to try to, it's like a wordle. Yeah. The longer you take on one, the less points. I don't know. That can be fun. I like that. All right. Next one. Wow. This is a big movie. 143,000 fans rated this movie 4.0 out of five. When he tells you the exorcist reminded him of you. Okay. Getting killed because you're not a crazy cinephile. Just two gays taking turns stabbing each other because they're. Yep. It is screen. Oh, two guys. Because, because, uh, yeah, Velma, let's see who the killer really is. Pulls off mask. Scooby-Doo. Matthew Lillard. Yeah. That is so funny. That last scene is just like, they just like seem like lovers. So what a crazy moment. And it's because it was, you know what? It was also kind of funny, right? That movie. I don't know the plot of like, dream one very well, but they did incorporate humor in it. So it did make sense that they made these guys just like really weirdly. Like, yeah. Yeah. I still love the whole campaign that they had around this movie where like, they're like, Oh my God, we're going to get this huge actress. We're going to put her in the fucking poster of this movie and she's going to die in the first five minutes. That is fucking genius. I love that they did that. And I'm sorry to confuse the fuck. Like, I'm like, I'm sure that had to have been the first movie that they've ever, ever done where like people are in the movie. They couldn't believe that she died in the first night. Cause she is the biggest actress in the movie. I'd be sitting in the theater. Like she's obviously, I think that's so sick. They did that with like Maya Hawk and like the fear street Netflix series that they had. Like Maya Hawk was like this girl and she died like in the first 10 minutes. And I think it was a bit of an homage. Got it. Scream. Okay. Read the first review for this one. All right. So, um, this is a 3.2 out of five y'all trying too damn hard. I would have just killed myself. That's funny. But Oh, but Oh, to be a two thousands horror movie character, unapologetically dumb driving to nine inch nail songs, rocking low rise jeans, bangs, lip gloss always applied somehow. Wait, wait, wait. True friendship is when you and your bro leave to take a shit together. Oh, I know this. Wait, if only Mark Wahlberg had been on the plane, none of this would have happened. I wait, wait, hold on. If only Mark Wahlberg had been on the plane, none of this would have. Oh, yep. Yep. Wait, on a plane. Oh, and you, man, you, you just know the filmmakers are glad they didn't release this a year later. So this is pre nine 11 and there's a plane crash. It's a horror movie. Yes, we know this thing. We know this so well. You dare. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's a horror movie. Um, what if you had extreme anxiety, but it was true and they say, and they go deserve for trying to go to France. Oh, final destination. Yeah. Oh yeah. To me, that's not a horror movie. That is a horror movie. Yes. People, a final destination is not a horror movie. Sure. There's not a killer, but death is coming for them. I know the most horrific way. No, I just, I just, in my head, it's more of like a thriller, like, like, not actually that like a threat, like to me, a thriller and a horror are like completely different. Yeah. To be honest, I was debating putting it in, but then the first review was like to be a 2000 horror movie character. So I was like, people do agree. This is okay. Yeah. I like, I, yeah, I respect it. I do love this movie though. I love the whole franchise of this movie, which is why you put it in there. I'm pretty sure. Okay. Ooh, 3.1 out of five, which you know what? That's pretty average for a horror movie. Pretty average. You know, because a lot of times it's low. Okay. Not bad, but the second act falls short. I put that one in for you. Cause you said you love those types of reviews. Falls flat. Bisexual horror. Roya, royality, royalty. White people love investigating shit. That's true. I don't see the big deal. He's just hungry. I know it. There was not a single brain cell shared between anyone. This, in this entire movie, maybe they had run him over one more time. Oh my God. Come on. And I feel like we've talked about this movie recently. He's just hungry. Okay. So it's got cannibalism in it. Is it the barbarian? Nope. No, no, he, I don't know if you have seen this movie. I think you brought up, you're like, I don't think I've ever seen it. The green Inferno. No, no, the green. Oh yeah. I'm thinking of any movie that is a cannibalism in it. We did talk about, it's not cannibalism, but, this thing does eat people. He does eat people. I'm like, the 50 shades are gray. He's just hungry. Matt, do you want to say it? Yeah. Jeepers, creepers. It is Jeepers, creepers. Oh fuck. It's big Jeep. Big Jeep, baby. He's just hungry. It's a law abiding citizen. He owns property. You did say he eats people. I completely forgot. I've never seen this movie, but like, I completely forgot. I think we were talking about silence of the lambs, like a little earlier, which I just watched this movie for the first time, because we talked about it recently. Pissed me off. The whole, the whole movie. They have the survival instincts of a fucking lemming. Yeah, they do. Really? They all could have, they all could have gotten away from this guy. Oh, if they just kept driving, they literally, they pass them. They have this creepy interaction and they're like, that was weird. And then they see him at the church and they go, what if we turn around and go back to the church and like go into his lair? I'm like, you deserve to die. Yeah. You do deserve to die. Yeah. Like just for sure. Fucking driving. Yeah. Anyway, hated that movie. Oh my. Yeah. You're not, you, you don't feel bad for them at all. No, pretty much. Oh, they're fucking idiots. But did they feel, did people feel bad for them when it first came out? Right. Was it like a different time? Because, you know, kids are like, you know, they're a little more adventurous. They're like, Ooh, maybe, maybe we've seen too many people with zero survival instincts. And now we just get mad. Like, it's not like it was one of them had a curse and they had to break it by going to the lair to find this thing, to break the curse. They were having a great life. They were, they were coming home from college, brother and sister, right? Yeah. Wild. I hope when my daughter hits puberty, it will be a tad less eventful. I know it. Someone get this girl some chapstick. 12 year olds are just like that. Didn't fart a single time during this movie. That has no connection to the movie. Please don't die. Father. You're hot. The exorcist. It is the exorcist. It's definitely the exorcist. That one has a horror thing. A very scary. All right. This is, this is the last one. All right. Oh my God. Seven. This 30,000 fans. This has to have feet in it. No. Yeah. If it's Quinn, Tarantino's favorite poster. So there must be something with feet. The scariest thing about this movie is the acting. This is what no pussy does to a motherfucker. Whoever beats the gay. This is the most fun I've had without lubricant. Whoever beats the gay allegations first gets to leave the bathroom. Wait, the bathroom. Why isn't this under the LGP? Oh my God. It is soft. Ah, yes. Cause it's a voice. Yeah. Oh my God. Which, okay. Every single review under this movie has to do with them being gay. Were they gay? In the movie? I don't remember. The two guys who were trapped together. They're both gay. I have no idea, but legitimately like this review, why isn't this under the LGBT tag? Like every single, or whoever beats the gay allegations first gets to leave the bathroom. Do you think this was like a joke because somebody said it on letterbox first and then like it became this like on like, I think so. Or some people, I think there's nothing about it. That felt like making that joke where like this movie is giving like a gay vibe. I have, if it's like two men who are forced to like be with each other, like, yeah, I have no idea. Was it their like dynamic that felt like they were falling in love or something? I was reading these reviews. I was like, I have to watch this movie again. Like, I've seen it many times. I did not get a gay vibe in that. Yeah. Anywhere in that bathroom scene. Did they, wait, did they both mention that they had wives? I have no, I have no idea. Maybe I need to rewatch it. Maybe they were waiting for it. LGBT community was waiting for it. They're like, they never mentioned a family, never mentioned a wife. True. Gay. Yeah. Hi, this is Michael from Georgia. I won 40K and finally renovated my home. crowncoins.com. No purchase needed. Crown Coins Casino. There was also another one. I didn't realize, I didn't realize the character Adam at one point says, give me that sweet cancer. And they were like, motherfuckers said that in front of Jake. He deserved whatever he had coming to him. Give me that sweet cancer. Wait, does he, would he put, would he put people in traps if they were like addicted to like smoking? I don't know. Because they're like killing their body in a way. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, you think he would usually take what was like killing them and make them face it. Out of all the traps that people have been in and saw, what is the one, that is the least fucking like the least harmful where they're just like, Oh, they don't deserve to be in there. Or they're all pretty fucking bad. I feel like the one with the fucking razors and the syringes and she's putting her hand in. I'd be like, let's just put the, our fingers in and open up the flap. No, no. I meant like harmless as in like, they don't deserve to be in this trap right now. Oh, the one where like the, uh, where that woman woke up and like, there were like fish hooks in her ribs and stuff. No, I think, I think Zane's trying to say like the people like did something bad. That's why they deserve to be in. in the trap, like. - I don't remember a lot of their. you know what you're actually right that lady she was put in there because she was uh she was um getting close to catching the killer oh so she was so he put her in there as a fuck you but like jigsaw did not like that he was like you shouldn't be putting people that don't yes that's why i always say that's the one where like it's like she went too far so you did get it right yeah oh my god there's also another one the internet says that uh joyce dagan uh was she had no criminal record did no moral wrong and was completely innocent she was punished for someone else's lie her husband bobby uh told the public that he falsely claimed that he was a jigsaw survivor to get rich yes yes he like the wife was like there's no reason for her to be there did she have it no wait she did know though didn't she know uh i i don't remember i don't think i ever saw saw if she knew accessory but uh yeah she was she had no way to actually free herself and she was burned alive while the husband helplessly watched and failed a self-mutilation test to save her matt remember when i was like oh my god saw should make like a christmas themed like this movie i feel like that'd be so good that would be good like surrounding it like the christmas holiday like i saw mommy kissing santa claus oh yeah cheating no that would be terrible to be put into giraffe for cheating oh that's terrible that was don't let the review scare you that's good that was fun i want to do this again yeah i really like that so shout out to muriel for that suggestion i like thanks girl we did pretty good yeah that's really good very good you put all the movie our favorite movies yeah i had to see like where the how easy or hard it would be yeah you know that was fun did it all right man i get why you're on there it's fun it is fun no it's the best like after a movie just seeing like all the jokes because like the top ones are usually jokes i don't know like do they get to pin any like oh this is a good one they pin it to the top i think it's all like it's like an upvote system but if you write one that's like really funny you can pin it on your profile and stuff too yeah like i think one of the ones from obsession had like 165 000 likes on it like damn my top one is i think uh for that movie bones and all do you remember like timothy chalamet and he like in the girl from escape room i had a review in mind was when harry ate sally that's good just a quick little like joke thing and it got like yeah it went a little viral on there there are people who are like famous on letterbox that's crazy oh you don't even know what they look like so they're they're probably all the ones that get invited to the premieres of movies yeah i think so when there's always like can happening you'll see them like their reviews like lock in very early and you're like how do they how are they seeing that oh they're i always anytime i'm at a premiere i look at everyone because normally like like like influencers or like content creators they're usually they usually have like a row or two and you notice that they're all like together and then i always look around like who the fuck is in this theater like you know productions in here probably you know like the cat like you know whatever but like critics who else sometimes they have a notepad and they're just like writing notes and stuff they write notes while watching or they have like a little keyboard with them that they're just like typing thoughts down do they invite production to those premieres sometimes they have like separate production premieres oh like a little screening for just the yeah that makes sense the actors definitely watch a movie before the premiere they get to see the movie before it goes out sometimes sometimes some actors like refuse to watch themselves like adam driver like will not watch like oh my god you see me i would want to watch it just to make sure that they have the best scenes yeah so you're that type of person you're like dustin hoffman dustin hoffman was known to be notorious about like sitting in with the editors to the point driving them nuts where they're like you have to go because you're slowing down our process because he would be so ocd be like no get that take that's the take and then actually no make this take i look better than you and then you're like oh my god you're like oh my god you're like better in this one or not i sound better i deliver the line better i like the thing is i think that there are people out there that truly have a talent of like knowing what scene is the best and whether it's their own or other people there's times where i'm watching a movie and i'm like that was not a good take they had to have something better than that that was not a good take and like i like i'm not i'm not a fucking cast like i'm not an actor myself but like i know what a bad fucking take is yeah and that was bad and it'll be big movies too and i'm like in my sitting room there's no way they saw they're like this is the best take we have i was like i know there was a better take in there give me the fucking raw footage i can give you a better take right now you'd be a good director i would love like oh i would love to like just be i wish i was part of a movie even if it's like a bad movie i just want to be a part of a whole production beginning to end of a movie and see how close i can get to it to being good i just want i just want to reach out to a friend who's making a movie like hey can i just go like shadow you guys like making it just come on set and just watch how it's like done it's really tough when it went when it comes down to i need to like find a friend to be a part of something i'm like i don't fucking know anybody just put yourself out there what do you do that's so interesting do i do i make a um do i make a post maybe just go to parties and ask people what they do you live in hollywood you live like everyone's making movies out here i don't go out i don't go out but you know no i mean i should be going on more man it's it's really like i i barely go out these days no i get it i do not leave my fucking house my little sister these past she's gone out and met more of my friends in the two weeks that i've been me just stealing all my fucking friends all right should we land this plane thank you so much for tuning into another episode of zayna heath unfiltered you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on all podcast platforms and every tuesday video form on youtube.com slash zayna heath and make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com slash zayna and heath we keep these cameras rolling and you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode you get early access ad free a bonus episode every month a live q a every single month again patreon.com slash zayna and heath we keep these if you want to check it out unwind we'll see you in a few 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