I Tried Every TikTok Slop Food

[Music] Slop drinks, slop food, sloppy joe, sloppy seconds. The era where everyone is trying to reduce as much slop as possible for money. And a lot of this food slop is specifically coming from the mukbang community. They are at the top of the chain for food slop. And you're probably thinking that they're making a lot of money, right? But what if I told you that things aren't actually looking too good? And you know things aren't looking too good when one of the biggest mukbangers that I talked about a couple years ago, Jellybean Suites, makes a crazy announcement on TikTok that she's going to start doing spicy content. So it's officially been a one month since I became a Bob and started posting that sort of content. You're probably wondering what the fuck is a Bob, because I didn't know it either. A Bob is apparently someone who is beautiful on purpose. Sweet, is that what we're calling OF content right now? I mean, sure, I guess it saves you the embarrassment of saying, "Hey, I don't, I actually don't do OF, that's, oh my god, that's definitely not my content." I actually am a Bob. And this all started by the way on Snapchat when she started posting suggestive pictures. And for some more context, a big percentage of her audience is actually a lot of younger viewers. So they were like, "Wait, what the fuck is going on?" Is she hacked? Why is she posting these pictures on Snapchat? Because her content did a whole 360 of her posting pictures of herself doing mukbangs to her posting suggestive pictures. So I got into this sort of content because I guess you would say I had the audience for it. Like, y'all know what I post on Snapchat. And those do really well. So I was like, "Let me, let me see if I can make some more money on this." And also people are gonna say, "That's not a real job." Not all that, but it is. I do pay taxes. It's interesting she says that she has the audience because going through a comment section, there's a lot of kids that are watching, so they're very confused on why she's doing this. And it's also interesting how she started testing this out on Snapchat, specifically testing out suggestive pictures on Snapchat to see how they would do, which interestingly enough, it did really well. So I'm over here wondering, did the Snapchat pictures do really well? Because people were talking about it. Like, you should have ticked off was full of videos like, "Wait, what is happening with Jellie Bin Sweets?" And like, was that driving her viewers to our Snapchat? Or was it actually the horny freaks watching it going to our Snapchat? And the reason why she says she's doing this is honestly pretty self-explanatory, she says it's just money. She doesn't want to do a nine to five, her parents know about this, and they support her. So she just said, "Fuck it, I'm gonna do spicy content." And I don't know why we're calling it spicy, it's O.F. Even though she's not doing the crazy stuff that other O.F. content creators do, you're still kind of just doing O.F. But honestly, I think I have a lot of respect for myself, you know, I realized what I wanted to do with my life. And money does make things in life easier, that's for sure. And even though I went to college, I've never really wanted to have a nine to five, it's nothing against. Nine to five and such. It's just people my family work nine to five, and I see how draining it can be. And my family notes, my mom and my dad know. And they're actually extremely supportive because they realize I'm making good money. And listen, I am a nobody to tell what she should be doing with her body or with her life. Oh, you shouldn't be doing O.F, that is so wrong. Like, hey, get your bag. She's a grown adult, she makes her own decisions. Is this a little disappointing for her younger viewers? Yes, is this a major dub for her horny viewers? Also, yes. Possibly everyone's question, who is this content for? And drumroll, please, the feeders. Because once she also started posting suggestive pictures on Twitter, her comment section is basically, I bury my face right between those cheeks all over that big booty girl, jelly god, jelly, that shit is fat. God, that ass is so, so you get her whole comment section. So there's definitely a market for this kind of thing. And I got a little curious, what is she selling? 'Cause there's no, what is she selling? And for $12 a month, you get first exclusive mug bank. Obviously, it has to be for my ultimate members only. Can you tell why? No, 'cause I haven't paid for it. How can I tell? Like, why are you asking this when I don't know what the content is for? Why are you these? Let's just buy it. No, I'm just kidding. And I'm over here, like, why would you pay $12 a month to watch her eat in a suggestive way? When you can pay for my membership for $1 a month, eat in a suggestive way? Pay for that member. I'll see you all there, members. See you guys on that page. Moving on, and a major producer of Slob Drink is obviously Starbucks. So Starbucks dropped their biggest drink that they've dropped in a while. This was the Unicorn Frappuccino that was, like, really popular in 2016, I believe. People used to post pictures everywhere with it. It was so popular, I really don't get it. Maybe because it was colorful. And like, the people just discovered colors in 2013. And it was actually the complete opposite. You should have seen these people's faces going from, look, oh my god, we're trying the Unicorn Frapp to, like. Have you caught the Unicorn Frappuccino? The famous. Did she just say she wasn't born? Girl, what do you mean? 2016, you weren't born? Sometimes I look and surprise that some people are born after 2000. Like, what do you mean, y'all are born? That was, like, literally a few years ago. What do you mean? How are you in the internet? Do you know how to use the internet? I want to go in. Do you think it's going to taste bad? Yeah. I'm going to puke. I. three, two, one. Yeah, this one. The one's right. I'm serious. Could you watch out? The way Christy was fucking gone. She's like, I'm going to puke. Christy, watch out. Say less. So a lot of these drinks that you see everywhere they're made to please your eye but like taste-wise they taste like shit. Has anyone noticed that the drinks have gotten like progressively worse? Taste-wise, but they look amazing. Are we drinking things because they look pretty? Or are we drinking them because we enjoy the taste? And these people were not exaggerating how bad this drink was. The majority of their views were horrible and people were straight up buying these drinks just for some Instagram pictures and then they were throwing them away. I have to document the amount. Like, look at the, it's full. They drink the other drinks. And then they're not drinking the Unicorn Fraps. In front of the pink wall. That one is there. Why do we fall? What's with the pink wall? Getting them to the pink wall. Oh my god. Wait, there's more on the bottom. I don't understand the pink wall. What was so fancy or special about a pink wall? So we are out here buying drinks just so we can take a picture for Instagram on a pink wall. That should get us at least five views and three of those views being your grandparents. Bitch, no, I don't care that you bought the Unicorn Frappuccino. This is exactly why the baddest bitches ain't baddest bitches ain't nearly million. Doesn't anyone know that song? Imagine if all this money was donated instead. Then how would they take the Instagram picture with a Unicorn Frapp? Then the Unicorn Frapp wouldn't get numbered. What? We need the Instagram picture as what? You know what the most popular slap trend that happened this April was? Also, there's gotta be a counter of how many times I say slap in this video. It was butter balls with cinnamon. So people were taking these butter balls dipping them in cinnamon like covering them good in cinnamon sugar and then eating them pretending like this shit tasted like Taco Bell's cream filled cinnamon donuts. It's butter. That's a whole like butter of like ball of butter. So y'all is literally just sugar, sugar butter with some cinnamon. Just go to Taco Bell. At that point, just go to Taco Bell and get the real thing. Why would I want to eat butter, which is nasty, with just sugar and cinnamon. The one at Taco Bell, at least they have creamons. Here's the thing, found fact about me. If we're hanging out, if we're hanging out, don't ever give me regular donuts. Regular donuts that are not filled with anything, to me it's just too dry. If we're ever gonna eat donuts together like you're gonna get me donuts, it has to be filled donuts, cream, whatever filling they're using. It could be the nastiest cream. I would rather take that. Anything than a regular donut that's not filled. Regular donuts with some frosting on top, double it and give it to your mom. And I'm like, okay. I haven't worn this outfit in a while. Let's test it out. I'm a janitor of YouTube for a reason. So I asked my mom to give me some of these butterboats because she works in a grocery store. And she's like, we haven't seen those in months. And I'm like, what? So then I sent my dad to other grocery stores. And he's like, I couldn't find them. So then I go online. Let me just get them online. I'll pay the shipping fee, whatever. I'll pay as much money. I'm gonna buy this. Shit, and I find them online for three and I'm like, oh, that's a really good price and a Out of stock What do you mean not available even though this trend started back in April thanks to TikTok You still to this day cannot buy butter balls unless you like crazy luck and you have this like specific grocery store that has maybe a few bags left you can get these How did we run out of fucking butter balls? Okay, let's go We are back Hey, I'm the janitor. I'm here to clean up this slop Wow, I'm getting emotional just by wearing this. It's been like half a year since the last time I wore this, right? Anyways, so as you can see the butter balls did not exist. So I got a square ball square ball Us I got a square butter got the cinnamon sugar So I think what I'm gonna do is fill this up a little bit and then dip it. Yeah, that's what we're doing. Okay, let's do this Imagine if it actually turns out good Wait, how much do I dip it though like a lot or I don't know I've never done this before do I like swirl it around I feel like I got enough in there, no I think that's a lot, right? Yeah, let me dip a little more. Okay, here it goes, I guess I cannot wait to get another taste of that that is probably the best snack I have ever had in a while Oh my god, let me try it one more time The taste of butter is awful like the fact that I'm just eating Rob. It's so bad. Yeah, I don't know They were lying with it. I'm gonna do it one more time. I don't know giving it the benefit of the doubt. Okay, here we go I'm doing that squid Squidward meme where he's like Biting the burger So I mean the same sugar is good like you get the same sugar the beginning good and then you get to the butter and you're like Why am I doing this? No, but for real why am I doing this like why are y'all eating this? Remember when we did the condensed milk with butter that was actually good surprisingly this one on the other hand Toss that shit away now. Wait, I'm not gonna finish this though So my mom's gonna come home and she's gonna be like why is there a cinnamon sugar on my butter? The shit that I do for videos. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Because I'm not wasting that I am not throwing that away butter right now, especially with the butter balls being out of stock Mm-hmm. I give that minus a thousand butter balls out of Zero that you can find in the grocery stores and it's not just cinnamon people dip their butter into drinks like sodas or like Coke Dr. Pepper you don't like butter. We can't be friends Butter dipped in Dr. Pepper or dipped in Dr. Pepper Why is she eating that shit like chewing gum so good so good. I love butter with Dr. Like creamy Fatty creamy. It's literally just fat. That's what you're eating. It's like fatty with Dr. Pepper And I went through her camp by the way and she is doing the exact same shit with blue frosting butter dipped in blue frosting You know what I noticed though. I wonder if you guys also noticed when we were watching this video She's like chewing it making it sound With those nasty mouth noises. She's like, oh, there's a so good. This is so tasty and there's like so many cuts She intentionally leaves her chewing in there for like a really long time to fool you into thinking that she's actually enjoying this and Swallowing this but every time there is not a single frame in this video with all those cuts of her swallowing Every single time where she's almost about to swallow or like even after chewing she cuts. She cuts There's a cuts cuts cuts cuts cuts cuts cuts cuts so we never in this one-minute video see her swallow And this is reminding me of so many mug bangers who got faking their content Did you guys see that video of that person who was literally caught spinning out their food while they were doing a mugbang video for this next clip You'll either be extremely confused or realize that you're extremely chronically online. Let's try the viral deconstructed edible needle taco bell Baha Blassel booboo funfetti dot cake crumble cookie butter dirty soda. I Almost had a stroke when she was really that shit. Let's try the viral deconstructed edible needle taco bell Baha Blassel booboo funfetti dot cake crumble cookie butter dirty soda Jesus Christ girl. How did you say that on one go? Let's try the viral deconstruct edible needle taco bell Baha Blassel booboo funfetti first like dacoca brodi brodi do cover the soda. It's a full sugar Baha Blassel. Our Blassel's mix with cotton candy. Oh, I can't do it. It has some edible needle on top is a funfetti dot. What the fuck is edible needle cookie cold foam? What you say funfetti frosting dot cake crumble cake cake cookie cold foam with a viral? Oh my god, this is honestly giving me a I can't read this and I thought I was chronicling online a Victorian child would think you're probably performing witchcraft when you're saying that shit or hey, sweetie Do you want to try be funfetti dot cake butter look at the thrumble cookie cold foam? First there's dot cake sprinkles on top and then I was inspired by the viral butter and frosting snap I've been seeing everybody dip butter in their sodas. Just looks so good. So good. So let's Dip it in the drink because we have a funfetti icing cold foam Let me mix in a little bit That's actually really good. That's pretty good. I didn't like the purple con candy alani by itself, but when it was mixed in this it tastes so much better when it was mixed with the Dimas Dr. 24k great-created cold Korean dot cake match a lot of it with Korea Mia Mia Papa George, blah blah blah blah blah blah, not now they take that beauty Dubai chocolate American orange then that was amazing. Okay, you guys are definitely onto something. Yeah, diabetes That looks like a chemical reaction. Oh my god. That was so good. It's like a cute little snack for my drink scoop out the edible needle. What it looks like That's just jelly Mmm tastes like edible needle So all jokes aside, I am gonna give this dirty soda a seven out of 10 like a Baha Blast pie if it was a drink a Baha Blast Pie is a Baha Blast a Baha Blast is literally a drink. It tastes like a Baha Blast drink if Baha Blast was a drink So it is a drink that's literally with a pie. It tastes like a Baha Blast pie drink that came from the pie Within the drink of the pie within the Baha Blast deconstructed matcha 24k care gold deconstructed matcha la Boo Boo That's what it is like if you thought this drink wasn't slop enough wait until youtubers join now when I say popular youtuber and Extremely rich. What is the first youtuber that comes to your mind? Mr. Beast Once you mention money, he shows up instantly. So Mr. Beast recently collabed with liquid death You know the brand that makes water in a can and they just called it liquid death and people buy it thinking that it's something crazy So he collabed with them and they came up with a peanut butter cup water That sounds amazing Why haven't other people thought about this idea before? I'm sure people are gonna love it Artificial peanut butter , I can't get this shot. Oh, he's like chocolate like a good way like a peanut butter cup water. I just want to smell it and I want to drink anymore. I don't know what the goal of the promotion video that they did for this product was but It just makes it seem like they're trying to make this product look as nasty as possible Oh, you got it No, what about that makes it look good That looks disgusting. What was the the marketing behind this? Oh, let's make the drink look as nasty as possible so people can buy it Yeah, let's let's reverse psychology it because when you make good drinks to good people are gonna buy good drinks We need to make it as nasty as possible and that's that's gonna that's gonna work out Who thought this was a good idea? Room The sound and again Time to try some mr. Beast slot You know I say slap but his chocolate is really good. I love mr. B's chocolate Feast a post peanut butter. Oh that nope. He didn't pay me to say that shit But that is good got to give credit where credit is due Are you supposed to split this in half? wait Wait, how do you open this? I see like a crack here, but am I like? Oh my god, why was it supposed to why is it so complicated? I just want to drink sir I love how they rebranded water and cold it liquid death Are y'all really that board of water that they got a rebranded water and sell it to you into a slop water? Well, this isn't technically water, but they do sell water This is carbonated water agave nectar citric acid stevia salt and natural peanut free peanut butter cuff flavor But peanut okay, yeah, it makes sense. Mm-hmm. Wait, do I expect water or do I expect like a peanut butter? Oh This smells like chocolate Oh, that's interesting. It smells like chocolate here. Give it a smell Yeah, it smells like chocolate, right? That's what I'm thinking I Mean it smells like a really sweet carbonated water with a smell of chocolate not too like flavorful This does not taste like peanut butter at all some chocolate flavor. Yes, peanut butter. Absolutely not soda flavored sparkling water how can soda be a flavor soda soda is like multiple Murder your thirst if you're drinking chocolate to murder your thirst then you got to go to psychiatrists or something No, imagine drinking this shit and your girlfriend comes home and she's like What are you drinking? Do y'all remember the water talk community? What do you guys think they're now like what do you think they're doing now because I remember they all moved to coffee talk They were making these insane lattes. Well, let me help you with that So now they've moved to stacked water with 33 grams of protein now. How can water have 33 fucking grams of protein? Why is protein everywhere protein farts protein air protein water protein scoliosis protein foot fungus? But then when you think about it are they also shedding out protein shit? Wait, look, I might be on to something. Let's make another stacked water of the day today stack water has 33 grams of protein with a straw How do you get 33 grams of protein refreshing texture as always? I'm starting off with collagen for 10 grams of protein and creatine and then adding water and mixing until everything is dissolved Then add lots of ice to keep it ice cold next. I'm taking five ripe fresh strawberries as the water blended in strain It sort of drinks days really smooth and easy to drink I squeeze in the juice of half a lime for brightness three that is anything but water the water has dissolved at that point all those chemicals and juices and shit That's not what it's a juice. Just call it a juice Protein I'm trying one of these pure genius strawberry guava protein shots from Mel Robbins This adds another 23 grams of way protein to finish it off I'm topping off with half a can of wild wonders strawberry passion for some fizz Prebiotics and probiotics. Get everything you good mix. This one is sweet juicy refreshing Impact with 33 grams of protein without the chocolate. It's a thick texture that you usually get in protein shakes If you're going to drink water anyways you might as well stack it with a few benefits, but you do you? What is the benefit? Constipation when you're going to bathroom because if you're eating all that protein Just this drink is 33 grams of protein You're gonna be fucking constipated if you're not drinking enough water Or if you're not eating where is that? How come we don't have fiber maxing? We need fiber maxing where these people can actually go to the bathroom Do you realize that the newer generation is actually struggling with colon cancer? But protein though, what the fuck do we need all this protein for? Not everyone's a fucking bodybuilder With all the shit that you add in there, you might as well just call that a potion All those ingredients, the colorful stuff, the collagen, the protein, the juice, and this Sweetie, you're making a potion The only ingredient missing from this is bleach I'm probably gonna need that for my eyes after all this shit So based off this shit, if I go buy a Pepsi, it's stacked water Yeah, that's the new math You can add whatever you want to your water, at the end of the day, it's still gonna be considered water So yeah, I've been drinking a lot of water lately That was my water in a can But protein water sounds wild though, like why would I drink protein water? We got some more slop This is isopure, isopure, 15 grams of protein, unflavered protein water This is it, it's just a bottle of water With water has no calories, this has 60 calories, 50 That is crazy good, 15 grams of protein for 60 calories Okay, I'm actually curious to try this one because I don't know what to expect Do I expect a sweet, it says there's no sugar Ingredients are pretty simple, water, way protein, sodium, citrate, contains milk What? Why is there milk in my, no wonder why this doesn't seem like 100% clear The water seems a little foggy-ish, is it gonna be sweet? I don't know what to expect, like is it sparkling water? Guys, that smell milk, I don't, why would I want to smell milk in my water? Oh, there's like a hint of milk Okay, here goes nothing, just protein water That is like insanely stale water Like water that's been sitting in your car for at least a good year Like It tastes thick, okay, I gotta hold that in, otherwise we're gonna get demonetized That almost made me vomit We love protein-milky water Look up, let me cook, let me cook Maybe it's the temperature, giving it the benefit of the doubt 'cause what if it's the temperature and not the actual, you know what I mean? The water is still thick though, it's thick, what? It looks clear Right? Now it looks a little, well not too clear, but it's a little foggy, slightly foggy I'm gonna give it another chance, maybe ice is the answer So, the thing with my brain is my brain expects clean pure water And then you get like a thickness to it, it's like am I drinking milk or maybe I check my brain that I'm drinking milk Hold on, hold on, you're drinking milk, you're drink, this It'd be hobby, it'd be hoop milk Milk It works Only placebo effect, shake your brain, if you're vomiting and you can't do stuff, shake your, this is milk I'm not gonna look at it, but I know that this is milk Fick milk, it's a little watered down, but it's milk Right? You guys can clearly see that this is milk and I can believe and see through you that this is milk Hmm, really good protein milk, it worked, why the fuck did I feel like I just hypnotized myself Locke just believe that this is milk and it works, if you're looking to get that protein with low calories Believe that you're drinking thin milk I guess that's how hypnotizing people works, damn, that was scary But I don't want to make this video crazy negative, like slap this, slap that We did actually have a healthy trend, that started back in 2020 This was four years ago, and instead of making these diabolical drinks with all these sugars, flavors and all those chemicals in there, people were making a healthy coke Of course Trying the viral healthy coke Okay, ice, ice, so guys Salmic vinegar plus sparkling water It just tastes like balsamic vinegar What else would it taste like? You put sparkling water and balsamic vinegar together and you're like This kind of tastes like balsamic vinegar, what? I thought there was gonna be like a secret ingredient or something That mimics the taste of coke, but that's all you did, balsamic No wonder why this shit died back in 2022, was it three? With three thousand likes? The viral shit video goes viral girl, I love how when it's something healthy and nasty No one gives a fuck, literally this video barely got to three thousand likes So people heard viral, they got to the video and they saw this and they're like Oh I'll be sticking to my regular coke, thank you We had to try this, if there's a healthy, you guys know I'm all about being healthy So like what if this is a good alternative? I mean I know that this shit flopped and no one tried it because it was nasty and I gotta try it We got the balsamic vinegar, we got the sparkling water, I need to get It's a mice. Here's the problem though. Y'all probably think the balsamic vinegar is gonna be nasty. Here's an interesting fact. I don't like sparkling water. Sparkling water makes me vomit, like it's disgusting, 'cause when I'm thinking about getting water in my throat, I'm thinking about like playing water. And when it's sparkling, I'm like, my brain does not compute, like that doesn't make sense. Why is the water tasting like a soda? So I'm like, this is not, like I'm, my throat is getting prepared for water, and it's getting this other different texture in the throat, and it's like, wait a minute, what's going on? That does not compute, it doesn't make sense. So it's just like this weird thing between my throat and my brain. Ooh, I can actually, honestly, I haven't tried sparkling water in years. I can taste the, ooh, okay, okay. Wait, it doesn't taste like anything. It's so weird. It tastes like a flavorless soda. Okay, I actually feel like I've already stopped. Like, welcome to my kitchen. We're gonna make, what you want? You said you wanted a healthy coke? I got you, coming right up. You don't wanna know how I make it though. Like, can you leave while I make this drink? How is both, okay? Let's spread it out, like a syrup. Ooh, yeah, syrup, syrup. Ooh, ooh, yeah, syrup. Look, it looks like a coke syrup. I see why they started saying that it tastes like a healthy coke, but then it's just a look, though. The flavor is gonna be nasty. Here's what we're working with so far. It looks like a cocktail, actually, like a coke cocktail, or like a coke, coke. Yep, yep, yep, your drink is, oh, actually, let's not do that because I forgot this is sparkling water. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Let's hear the crust, not the crust, the crisp. There we go, a healthy coke. Let's get this straw, a little stir-y stir. It actually looks so good, like an actual coke. What if I don't smell it? And I just, like, what if it's the smell? (triumphant music) Wait, what about the sugar, though? Isn't it supposed to be sweet? Let's not smell it. Let's just try it. Oh, my God. Okay. This, this actually tastes like a very bitter coke. It kind of has that, oh my God. It kind of has that coke-ish. If you can trick your brain into thinking that you're delusional enough, you can locate, believe that this is a coke. I see it, though, oh my God, I actually see it. So at the beginning, you get this, like, you're expecting coke. You get, like, a half coke flavor. Why did I think that this was gonna be horrible? It's not horrible. It's not good, but it's not the worst. You add some sugar into this, though. Oh, now we might be cooking. I don't know how much they add. Like, how much sugar does this need? Let's add a bunch, 'cause coke is usually sweet. Okay, here we go. I mean, it's still the same shit, but it's kind of, like, slightly sweeter shit. You can trick yourself into drinking this. If you're desperate enough to lose some calories, you can trick yourself. Or you can just drink die coke. Literally, just drink die coke. It's not bad, I'm telling you. It is not bad at all. Mmm, look at that. I finished the whole thing. Also, when I was looking for clips for this video, I learned that Elena, Georgia, is actually known to have some of the weirdest to wildest foods out there that simply look like slop. I'm sorry, Elena, Georgia. I'm sorry, y'all. But the food that I'm seeing on TikTok, pure slop. We've heard about lemon pound cake before, right? But have you heard about lemon pound cake mixed with wings and ranch? That sounds so good. I'm definitely craving one right now. Can someone give me one right now? I'm just gonna drizzle that on top. This is gonna be so good. All I did was take one look and I knew I was gonna love it. I cut you a slice friend 'cause I wanted you to try it first. Actually, on the second thought, I think my cat had some food that she didn't finish. I'm just gonna go eat that instead. You can have this one. Oh, I'm not a me. Oh, I'm not a me. Oh, I'm not a me. You know that meme. Oh, I'm not a me. Why am I trying this up? I'm not adventures like that. You tried it. It's your idea. Why are you giving me, giving to me first? Hey, I want you to try it first. This is your invention. You try it first. Tell me how it is. Yeah, go ahead, sweet. Try it. Tell me how it is. Eat yours while I eat mine. Oh, you can eat yours. I'm not hungry. I'm not that hungry. Oh, looks like you're hungry. Oh, are you really that hungry? I'm, um. This is the perfect snack. Is it? You bring to the Thanksgiving. I never knew ranch and cake. Well, guess who's not invited to my Thanksgiving? This is specifically coming from a wingstop and Atlanta, Georgia, and they're known for making crazy shit like this. And they also made a cereal sandwich. And you're probably like, wait, like sandwich with cereal? That doesn't sound too bad, right? But no, it's actually chicken covered in cereal, cream, sugar, and they eat that in a bun. That's chicken. This has got to be the mother of all slops. Oh my god, sugar and cream on chicken. We used to have shame back in my days. You know what? Bring back bullying. Bring back bullying. OK, let me know what you thought about the sloppification of slop. Yeah, I came up with that shit. Also, I don't know what the fuck's going on in Atlanta, Georgia, but I'm staying away from Atlanta, Georgia. But if you do want to watch my videos today, early, at free, sponsor free, slop free, and 50 grams of protein, go ahead and become a member. Members. Thank you, Mesa, Moons, Kimberly, Rebel, Rosie, Jen, Lily, Blueberry, Alara, Ella, Maryam, Che, Mepone, Nehasika, A's, Galaxy, Prada, Blumen, Imagination, Grace, Jessie, Duncan, Marks, Destiny? 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