I Roast Fans Actual Bedrooms (How Do People Live Like This)

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Is that a litter box behind that fan, or what's going on here? Can we get a zoom in there? Yeah, that doesn't even look like a litter box. It just looks like dirt. It looks like a mini tub with dirt in it. Uh, yeah, I would say that you are correct. You are definitely going through stuff. Uh, oh, Greg is circling. There's just a, just a empty Capri Sun on the floor, because that's where that goes, of course. Also, I don't know if you guys can notice, but there is a fair share of what I can only. think is blood, uh, on the floor there in front of the fan. I hope that whatever you're going through, uh, gets fixed, and, you know, you're seeing the right people for that. Um, I think that we need to organize this just a bit. Uh, there's a lot of, a lot of open furniture. I would get some stuff with doors. All right, this fan said this was their bedroom during their peak teenage emo phase. We all went through that. You know, I loved Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, New Found Glory, Jack's Mannequin. You get it. What the fuck? What the fuck is emo about this? Can we create something beautiful and destroy it? Oh, okay, that is, that's definitely, that's like a line from fuckin' Fight Club, that sounds like. What the hell is this? And then we have Five Seconds of Summer posters? I don't know that that's, like, emo, is it? I have no idea. Nirvana, no way you could name five songs. Are those all Five Seconds of Summer posters? Honestly, I think you're about three over the limit, and now we have to put a restraining order on you, and you're not allowed to see them ever. Can't have this. All right, this girl's name is Caitlyn, she says this is her 30-year-old fiance's room, and that he can be a bit of a man-child. We're starting off hot with a framed poster of, like, what, an Audi? Like, it's not even, like, the sickest car in the world. And then, obviously, the Hot Wheels collection, I get it, people collect the Hot Wheels, I don't know if they're worth money or what, I'm not against people collecting anything, what I am against is them displaying it like it's fucking wallpaper, though. And also, I will say, this dude has it perfectly okay. Perfectly lined up. Do you see the lines here? Like, everything is, like, at least he's good at hanging these things up. He's childish, but he's manly in the way that he is able to, you know, perfectly align these things. This is too much, I would say. I would think that once you hit 16, you take the Hot Wheels off the wall, you put it in a bin, or you put it in, like, something that, you know, you can put over there, and that's where it is. It can't be the focal point of your room, your entire room. Greg wants to know if you have sex with this guy in this room. And, yeah, Greg, I'm sure of it. And we didn't get to see the bed, but we know it's a car bed. We know that there's Lightning McQueen bed sheets on that thing. Definitely, probably weird sex going on, a lot of car noises, you know, oil changes, things like that. Alright, this fan thinks they have a nice room that doesn't have anything to roast. I mean, I'm certain there is something to roast. We can stop right here. Don't even start the video yet. I'm already seeing, like, the upholstery here, like, that type of bed. This person is attached. He's Italian and has racist parents. Pause? What the fuck is that? What are those? Chanel? I thought those were, like, the Ten Commandments up there. What is that? Yo, hold on. This whole room, first of all, there's not enough in this room. There was too much in the last one, too many Hot Wheels. There's nothing in this room. There's this old one candle. Get a lamp! Don't get one candle. What are you, Ben Franklin? You gotta go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? You're like, hold on, let me walk through to the bathroom. Come on, get a lamp here. Yeah, no. This is a pretty basic bedroom. What you did was you walked into Ikea and you saw the bedroom and you're like, I'll take it. And that's your room. It just feels like that. There's no real personality here. I know you got the salt lamp and that's a pop of color, but, you know. Oh, my God. Is that an Eiffel Tower right next to the fucking Himalayan salt lamp? Never been to France. Yeah. It's a pretty standard bedroom. It's a little lifeless for me. But, you know, it is what it is. It's not as bad as a Hot Wheels museum. That's for sure. This just says, this is Hope's sexy bedroom. What the fuck? This is screaming OnlyFans. Oh, shit. I didn't even notice. Can we zoom in on that centerpiece there? Is that two women going at it? Yeah. It looks like there's two women kissing the hell out of each other. I do like the setup of the little TV right on the bed, like you're laying in a hospital bed. I do like that. I will say there is a ton of pillows, a lot, a lot of pillows. And obviously the rule is if you have more than three, three pillows and each pillow you have, that is just another degree of separation from one of your parents. So there is clearly a distance between you and the father. I'm going to assume the father and the son and the Holy Spirit. All right. A fan named Ryan took a photo of his friend Zach's room. He said, I think this is where Covid started. Whoa, dude, this is a bad room. Oh, my God. Look at the bed. Dude, the bed is so shallow. How is why is the mattress like an inch, dude? I mean, I don't know. Obviously, the floor is a fucking minefield. Absolutely disgusting here. Doesn't help that there's Celtics memorabilia and your own football jersey on the wall. Let's let's figure this one out here. Also, I love how the chair is not used as a chair. It's just like a nightstand. You're using the better chair to not game in. You're using a fold up chair. Oh, my God. Under the bed is also a disaster. I could see it from here. I'm all the way over here. I could see under your bed's a disaster. This place head to toe. If you took a black light to this room, oh, my God, it would look like a murder scene of jizz. There it is. A giant family sized version of lotion right there next to what I imagine is a full Mountain Dew cup. You know, this is a rough one. This is a rough one for sure. I'm going to need an answer to this question because anything other than a meteorite hitting your pillow that hard, there should not be a dent in the bed like that. Why? Is there a hole in your mattress? Put a bed sheet on it, for God's sakes. Zach, we're praying for you, man. You really got to figure this one out. This is Brad Lynn's room. Brad Lynn. That's a thing we're naming babies now. Brad Lynn. And she says, I'm a Colorado lesbian, if that helps at all. Can't imagine it would. Let's take a peek. 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You should be having a one on one conversation with our Lord and Savior Pitbull. Let's take a look at these posters. What do we got here? Anything lesbian, Teen Vogue, all too well. That's like Taylor Swift or something. I don't know. I don't think you're as lesbian as you think you are. I do like the chair. I think that's a nice touch. I mean, no one sits in it. You know that no one's going to sit in it, but at least it's clean. We appreciate the girls cleaning their room. It's probably the best room so far. So far, the lesbians are leading in the room category. I would say the straight dudes are not. This is Katie's room. There's a giant coffin in it. What? What? There's a legitimate vertical coffin in this bedroom, dude. And a pink cowboy hat. No wonder they're dead. Look at those boots. Those boots are bananas, dude. Those are very emo boots. That's a good point, Greg. I didn't even see those that were hidden by the underneath the vanity there. I will say the pink hat feels so out of place. When is a person wearing those boots who's coming out of a coffin in the morning going to put on a pink cowboy? Pink cowboy hat. When is that appropriate? I mean, God bless this blood-sucking demon who lives in this room. All right, before we get to the rest of the video, we do have some sponsors. The first one being CookUnity. If you want to save time on making your meals or thinking about what you're going to make, you can sign up for CookUnity, and you'll be getting meals that are made by professional chefs, ones that you know and love, that you've seen on TV. Some have won the James Beard Award. So these are award-winning chefs that are putting these meals together, and you can have them if you sign up for You can choose from a variety of options. rotating seasonal menu of over 300 meals, or you let CookUnity provide personal recommendations. So you can customize it in any way that you want. The menus are updated weekly. 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I did say before, if you have more than three, those, those are degrees of separation to your parents. And clearly there is a, there is a mile in between this. What does that sign say? Live, laugh, lobotomy. This fan might have the most diverse collection of interests ever. A lot of Harry Styles, Christian Yelich, Sidney Crosby, Jersey Packers on the ceiling next to the fucking trans flag or the all, the all encompassing gay flag. Lucky brewers. I mean, that explains the Yelich. He was there, I think, or he might still be, I have no idea. I mean, this is the most eclectic person that maybe has ever existed. I don't know what that photo of walls is. I don't know if those are victims or friends or whatever the case is. That flag, the, the, yeah. What is that? Is that like a, what the hell is that? I mean, every inch of this place that could be covered in something is covered in something. And, uh, clearly there's no loyalty here. There's, there's no loyalty to any, to any football, team or anything that explains the all encompassing gay flag. Cause it's like, it's not just the trans. It's not just the gay. It's like, yeah, we're going to get all of them. We're going to get all the sports teams. We're going to get all the gay flags. All the pictures of everyone I've ever met are also on the wall. And every picture of Harry Styles that's ever existed, that's all going in my bedroom. I was going to make a joke and say, go pack, go. But I don't even know if you cheer for them. This is from a fan named Thomas. Not sure why they would ever show this to anyone. I don't even know what I'm looking at. Okay. See, this is what I'm saying. This is another man's room. The drawer is open and that drawer maybe hasn't been closed in four years. And we all know that. Is that just a giant fat chair in the middle of the room? Was this chair stabbed? Cause it looks like it's bleeding. The chair looks like it's bleeding. This is how men think about their rooms. They go, they see something and go, yo, that's sick. But they don't think about that. It has to go in their room. So they just get it. And now it's 90% of your room is this giant chair that's covered in fucking syrup. I don't know. It's disgusting. Figure it out. Folks. This is Jane's bedroom. And she challenges you to try and find something wrong with it. She thinks it's a very good bedroom. Let's see. Challenge accepted. This just looks like a bedroom that someone died in years ago. And the person who lives there can't move on and won't change it. Like, Oh, there's what's wrong with my room. I don't know. There's nothing in it. The art on the wall. What's the point? If it's going to be that big, what's the point? I do think that the walls are cool. That's a cool color. I do like that. Also what's going on in the bed? Is that monkey fucking the pig in the ass? With that setup. Oh, and there's a dog in there. Three. So it just looks like you would go to like a bed and breakfast and like, Oh yeah, we got a room. And then it's like, you know, it just got the essentials. There's a small mirror. It's we've got a two inch by two inch piece of art on the wall. So it's nice. And it's like, bro, what are you doing here? If you had like a nice mirror above your bed or something like that would look really nice, but we need, I need more out of you here. It's just boring. There's nothing wrong with it. You're not taking huge risks. I will say the pig looks like it needs a bath. Maybe. Wash that. But other than that, you're good. I guess. Wash your pig though. This fan said she is 26 years old and works in quote unquote crisis care. All right. Back. What I said before with the pillows, dude, what's going on here? There is a crisis. Okay. And it seems like no one cares. That's what's going on. There's two gangars that I can spot from here. You only need one gangar. You don't need two gangars, but there's two of them right off the bat. Uh, I'm assuming there's a third somewhere in there. This looks like, you know, a dog's room. Like if a dog was a person, this is what their room would be like. Oh, here's all my toys. And you know, this is my room. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, you work in crisis care, but it looks like one of your stuffed animals hung itself from the pole up there. That doesn't look, what is this piece of art on the wall? What is that? Cause it's freaking me out. What is that? Cause that looks like something that like a child in a, in a scary movie draws cause he's connected to like the devil or something. He just draws a black hallway and they're like, what's wrong with little Timmy? You know, God bless. Some of you guys have great bedrooms. I wish I had old photos of mine so that you guys could see that there was a year of me and Keith cause me and Keith shared a room and there was a year of that where one of our beds was broken, but we slept in it anyway for a full year. We just stacked up books and then put the two broken pieces of the bed on top of that so that we weren't sleeping sideways. But I've been there. All right. We've all had messy rooms when we were younger, but yeah, thank you guys for sending in bedrooms. We appreciate it so much. Uh, maybe give it a clean. Some of you. Okay. That one dude from Boston or whatever. Definitely, definitely give it a clean buddy. Cause I know it smells bad. Open a window while we're at it. Okay. Put a car freshener in there. That would be better. Uh, anyway, that is all for this week's video. Don't forget to subscribe and we'll see you next time. 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