I’m Bored Of My Girlfriend - Episode 255

me turn me up a little bit yeah yeah yeah you niggas is not real you niggas is not feel you niggas is not chill yeah I didn't have to get it all fuck a friend even had to go hard at the bins niggas talking to other shit and no friends had to kill the boss man that's boss there niggas all niggas with all the pain put it in the sand with the mullet sand oh that's not what we're doing hello hey the radio is for people who are driving I'm going to crash on these podcast welcome to crash on these podcasts you guys see us we are currently on the road actually no no no no this is my third bedroom this is what it looks like yeah yeah we're on the road and you have to you know still shoot the pod and yeah we am Boston you fucking box Boston Boston Boston in a random atmosphere you know fucking knock I went to I heard the accent oh you did yeah we heard the accent amplify it me and Jean went to Finway part um we're to see a rest ox play the Tigers and man they very passionate about they baseball around here I definitely see um how the inward could be spewed around it because there's no I when I say this there's nobody to stop it like there was 32,000 people at that baseball game I don't know if I could have rounded up 500 black people without without taking some employees with me no no revolution in there no not there shit we don't win in there that's like a soft clamming in there good people though hey what maybe that was the preemie like maybe some people only go to that party it did like it's section off yeah but there are clinton members there anyway welcome to craft him is episode 255 um Mike and this is Pat right here my partner and crime and then we got Jean off camera over here it's crazy you can't be my partner it's crazy any who partner and crime oh just quick of housekeeping thingies merch is sold out but we still have the woman's history century t-shirts available paid go to christmas lie for the rest of the tour dates what the cities we got left we got by time they hear this new york oh yeah new york sold out brooklyn still got time to get tickets maybe maybe not I don't know we can't tell the future brooklyn um rolly rolly pick it up pick it up or rolly you won't see this I'm not gonna lie you want Charlotte you guys are doing great Portland Seattle all coming up and then all Toronto and Detroit so yeah Cleveland pick it up so you said oh you sent me a clip of somebody that we both know uh and they were at a concert yeah a comedian's concert at that and the you know when the comedians do that I'm a stand still and let the crowd just rock you don't mean y'all love me so much and the person now we know was screaming like ah no he wasn't let's I'll give him a I'll give the person a fake name let's call it uh a branding it was like yeah branding oh my god I guess we can say no no no no we can't he was like he know he can't be doing that shit but any who that it took me back like because I was like uh on both sides of the fence like if your friend want to have fun let them have fun you know say and this is how you interact at a concert who am I to tell you you can't do that okay but then on the other side of the fence is nigga why are you reacting to everything that DJ says like the DJ say make some noise seven times a night and you seven for seven perfect attendance well you just said you can't dictate how people have fun but it's just like sometimes like yes I can't dictate how you have fun but you're not about to be consistent through the whole show like you make some noise ah clap it up are you saying if you're if you're there with them or enjoy yes if we do it together you can do whatever you want so low dollar like I'm not trying to do all that shit had a person next to me fucking up my night you ever been with somebody at a comic show and they talking out loud yeah it's always different because obviously people talk at our shows because we're very like crowd interactive but there be like comedians that don't have anything and then the person would say their opinion on something right and then the person that crowd would then give a full silo queen of like their opinion like bro why are you why are you keep talking like no pauses no no punch lines yeah next you know the comedian asking you where you from yeah all proximity yeah wait where you from me you know I'm saying I'm just like bro like I wasn't doing shit now there was a dude at the show where he kept saying he was from Jersey yeah Liberia but he said from Jersey as well yeah from Jersey or he was from Philly he was dissing Jersey I'm not sure but he did talk out loud and he was cool going back back and forth but at some point I said something that he didn't like yeah and he was like and he called an attitude it was like you been talking out loud at my show the whole fucking time like how am I not supposed to say something oh my gosh oh I got a question for you we asked this during the live show but I don't even know if we ever got a response from the audience but can you call some of your friend if you've never been to their house I think so especially in this day and age after COVID yes yeah okay I've never been in jeans house but I will consider him a friend you know what I mean I guess I've never been in your new place I've only been there like not so long though yeah that's a I say it's still time I've been to the other crib yeah we've been to the crib got it got it got it but you know what I'm saying but like I've never been to a house I will still consider him a friend I just feel like with I think COVID changed everything with that like you just don't step inside people's houses no more as much I think as you get older too yeah I feel like there's no reason for you to pop up unannounced in my house I just also like I'm just in the neighborhood and decide to knock your door like why you have my front door no you do that sometimes and you'd be like throwing me into a shot you'd be like no you'd like I'm pulling up my Marty down says I'm like what the fuck because I like you know what I did to you that I feel like I don't think you noticed it or you maybe just forgot as I put a you know the little wipers of things that give you at the car washes the dash wipes so I put a dash wipe to make it like it was a ticket on your car oh that was you I thought like so what I thought I I thought I was walking because I had walked in front of a group of people I thought I fell out my pocket and somebody was like oh damn he left already let me go put it on because you want it I didn't know you did that with it I just don't so long ago too like you didn't say nothing about it then I started to forget too I was shit yeah I was just like I didn't think it was no ticket but the other thing is I just don't like inviting people over my house because I have ADHD and sometimes I I'll leave something alone because it's bothering me yeah I'm over here like making videos or thinking of something for a podcast or something and I don't need you judging me ask me like why my vacuum is on my kitchen. It's just like it's there my nigga like I was working on something I don't worry about that. Speaking of car wash you you made a tick talk about this about when you add a car wash and the person giving the instruction at the car wash their instructions are never really clear like they'll be like they'll give you a little nudge to a leftist and it's like is my tire straight or not or it's or the nonchalant ones that's what I hate it's a nonchalant uh what's the what are they car wash attendance uh car wash naked so the nonchalant car wash attendance is like they don't really give like the full motion of where they want what they want you to do it's like if it's like move left it's like a little bit like boom boom boom or like boom boom boom boom like I don't know yeah I just don't like the nonchalantists I feel like it's a very important job like this is a 30 $40,000 vehicle coming through something that could literally tear into pieces and you just doing this you know you got to sign you trying to be too smooth like bro there's I'm looking at this like it's 19 20 year old kid it's like what did you do in this company to get this position it doesn't seem like you're good at because like air traffic control they get paid a lot right obviously this isn't not as important as playing but I feel like it's pretty important you know to me I feel like they underpaid or some shit yeah we got to investigate or see how hard it is we could be actually just like because a lot of america reads at a fourth day level so like that is you're like the stat of your life because people don't believe it and people like people like go through life I haven't even googled this so I I'm just that's why they made are you smarter than a fifth grader what does he say there's an industry plan industry plans I feel like we're having made it big enough to be considered industry plans I think he's saying like industry plan he says something about like our dads and shit like that like hell not like oh yeah he's mad that our dads were in our life yeah it's like bro it's it's people more successful than us with one parent household shit it's it's foster children more successful than us you know I'm sad look at Eli must money man look how dumb he look what you got yellow buddy I shouldn't be talking shit about somebody with that much money oh I wanted to talk about relationship independence okay I feel like men like good men that are in a relationship got to fight back a little bit and - Good men that are in good relationships, okay. - Good men that are in a relationship. - Good men, okay. - You know you're a good dude, you're doing the right thing. - Yeah, yeah. - You got a right to fight back a little bit like with your independence. Especially like when we go out, right? Like I've been in relationships when I went out and I'm on my phone more than I'm having fun because I'm like update in the girl like, okay, I'm about to go to this club. Damn, such and such just left. And it's partially our fault because we're very bad with details. We tell them. - Yeah, we're just going to the club down the street. - Yeah. - But they over-planted you. Like how the fuck did you know you were gonna be drinking at 9/20 exactly? Like how the fuck do you know that? - I think also as dudes, we don't care about the plant. There's been times we gone out and like we don't know where we're gonna end up. It's just like, we just gonna go wherever the win takes us, I guess. - Yeah, 'cause that's a fun night. Sometimes I feel like in like prior relationships, the woman I dated would come back frustrated about the night because it didn't go exactly as planned. You know what I'm saying? And we have a low expectation. I literally like to go to places and be like, damn, this shit is ass. I get enjoyment out of it. Like I found out this place was ass and now I never have to have fun more about it. - I think anything can make the night to it. The night could have been ass and then you see like two like smaller people get into a brawl and then that's gonna be the highlight of your night. It's like, bro, that night was ass, but what the, two o'clock when bars are closing, big ass brawl, I guess little brawl. - No, let's go. - Yeah, let's go. - The best nights I had on with both of y'all before is almost not, no, I had both of y'all. - That was so crazy. - Individually though. - Oh my hell, no. - No, but I almost had to slap the shower of a nigga tonight. Night. They like, it's so engraved in your man, because it rarely happens as a grown man. Because especially if you're trying to keep peace and trying to stay away from places that you can even get into it. - I wasn't there when Jean was bucking up on this. - Oh man, that was a good night. Was that not a good night? That was a great night. That was one of our best nights. Especially like not to like brag and be like, oh my show man, like, oh I can beat the shit out of anybody. The last three people that I've like almost beat the shit out of, the reason why it didn't happen because I was like, I'm gonna feel so bad if I beat the shit out of this dude. It's like not even close. It wasn't no dude that's like built like me and like. - Yeah, very small individuals. - Yes, it's like, just dude, it's small. This dude obviously don't have it all up top. And it's like, I'mma just gracefully like, help him bow out of this. 'Cause he don't know like what he about to get into. And like, those are the best nights. Like, man, almost beat the shit out of this dude. Like, I didn't go to jail, nothing to happen. But in my mind, I knew I would have beat the shit out of this man. And that's enough for me, you know what I'm saying? - Hey, he thought so too though. - I hope so. - Yeah, I think you have to think that either you, it's somebody that little is like, he either got a weapon that's like, an equalizer on them or it's just like that drunk and faded. - Yeah, bro, what? - It's always like like, you know, somebody gets into altercation and the homie comes and like intervenes and then the other homie comes and it's like, no, I'm all bad. - Yeah. - That's how I go. No, but that's how it's supposed to be. You're not supposed to be mad at the same time as your friends. Like, that's like, you don't do that, bro. You're supposed to make peace so you know if you got a fight or not. - So obviously, I'll bring this up a different way. Barbers need to start being more verbal. I hate non-verbal barbers. And the terms of like, what they want you to do. Like, if they want you to like, do a puff your cheek a little bit, some barbers would just poke your cheek and expect you like, you're shit to inflate. - That's like, I'm like, what? - Nicka Paul. - You know what? Poke your cheek, and it's like, audio listeners going crazy right now, y'all. What the fuck is he talking about? You two have got your back, though. - But you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah. - Or it's like, I rather the barber told me exactly what to do than to like touch the part where they want me to move, I guess. - Mike wanted aggressive Nicka. - No, I don't want to be touched. - He said, walk me through it. - Like, no. - He actually talked, he actually talked me through it. Yes. Don't touch me. - Don't touch me. - Don't touch the top of my lip telling me to like, to do this with my lip or some shit. - Yeah. I think it's just like, I think barbers pride theirself on chemistry with the client. - Okay, chemistry does get built when you go to your regular barbers. - Yes. - But if I'm a new, if I'm a new client, Nicka, talk me through it then. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - All right, talk to me. - Yeah, yeah. - No, no, no, no, no. - Say words, verbal, be verbal. - There you go, there you go. That's better. - But yeah, but they definitely brag off chemistry. I hate when my biggest pet pee is when I'm sitting in the chair and somebody else walks in like, it's probably the person that's next and my barber tries to show off how well we know each other. - Yeah. - Like, hey Pat, I was telling them about the time we was cutting up in here. Remember that one thing happened? It's like, no, Nicka, I've been here over a hundred times. A lot of things have happened in there. I haven't had a new barber in a while, but the times I do go to a new barber, that's the time that you kind of open up your camera a lot more. Just to kind of like, to get like the mid-cut check. - Yeah. - You like that? - I always pretend like back then when I had Snapchat, I would always just like open Snapchat and take like a pretend I'm taking a video of some shit just so he don't feel like I'm putting pressure on him that them cuts good or not. - No, they need pressure. I want to let y'all know that if you have a barber and you've been with them for a while and he goes a hundred cuts without fucking up and then you'd be like, damn, the last two cuts has been cutting me. Like, I'm somebody else, that's probably the reason. Your barber cuts so many people that sometimes they like, oh yeah, let me, no, this is not my hair cutting again. (laughing) And sometimes you just gotta go, every once in a while you gotta go to a different barber. Just once, the other barber might fuck you up, but that's kind of what you need to get your other barber back in order 'cause now you gonna drop down, first thing your barber gonna say, I know you win somewhere else. What the fuck, I'm telling you, at least for the next year he cutting you back right. 'Cause he know like-- - When you go to a new barber, do you first get a full cut or do you just start out for like a lining, like a little taper or some shit? - Honestly, like, I feel like there's a talent in like, I've been like fucked up by a barber, but the haircut still looks good. - Yeah, yeah, good to you, it was just not you. - Yes, it's not me. You obviously, I gotta give you more direction next time, but you're a great barber. But I've also been fucked up by barbers where I'm just like, nigga, you would never cut me up again. Like, you don't need to be cutting nobody else up. Matter of fact-- - 'Cause barbers trying to be diverse, they be trying to cut everybody's hair, you know? But that's how they forget like how to cut certain things. (laughing) - I think a G said, "No, there's diversity." - He's like, "Niggas don't fade down." - No, but that doesn't matter, though. - That doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. - G went to one red socks game and then they could talk to us. - It does matter, though, 'cause if you do have a barber and it's all white dudes, you see getting tapers. It's like, "All right, I'm not gonna be more inclined "to go to this guy or go to a barber "where I see obviously more black people." - I'm not gonna lie. That's probably the most racist thing that I do. And I'm like, I'm willing to admit it. If it's a white guy getting a cut in front of me and he getting like a fade, like, you know what I mean? - You see, it's just getting pulled out. - No, it's not in the home. - No, but it's like the black fade. Like, you know why he's trying to get that hair cut and he got the stud earrings? (laughing) We shaking hands regular when you get out this shit. - We're not getting a little snack, nah, they're good. - You gotta earn it a little more, you gotta put in some work. - You shaking with people that were in the chair before. - A lot of people know the podcast at the barber shop I go to. I sent you a link, though, to a video about real friendship. - Last week, my homeboy got exposed on Instagram. I caught him fuck up with her trans. And, uh, so I ain't talking to the niggas since then, but trying to call the niggas niggas and answer. Niggas ain't been on the game. Niggas ain't replying to my text. So I find you face down and niggas this morning, he answered. Niggas pick up the phone, I'll say it and shit, it's all dark. I'm like, what's up with your fan? Where you been at bitch? Niggas ain't talking to him about a week. And niggas trying to sound all sad and shit. He like, oh man, I've been in the crew, bro. I thought you'd probably seen all that shit on the internet. And I'll say, hey, how y'all seeing that shit? Niggas, you freaky as hell. (laughing) But, hey, you still trying to get over with the holes we met at Port Royal tomorrow? 'Cause they got that little art exhibit shit they want us to go to, and that's what I have to say. And shit, that was asking about you. The nigga like, the nigga like, man, bro, ain't showin' it like four days, I really ain't feelin' it. Man, ain't tryin' to hit that shit. Niggas get a little busy there. I can't call it a thing, good, no more. Niggas the fuck outta here, dawg. Niggas got me fucked up. The niggas started to down laugh, he's getting dressed, he's gonna wear you over there right now, man. More of the story, you my freaky ass. (laughing) And nobody ain't nothin' ever gonna change that. And nigga, you my friend. You my freaky ass friend, I love you. (laughing) Don't get freaky with me. (laughing) That's it, I love you. That's it, it's all. - No, that was funny, I got, what's his name? On IG? - I don't know. - Fuck, fucker, fried. Okay. - Oh, fried. - Yeah, man, that's true, I like that. That's like a very, I think people judge their friends off different things. There's things that your friends can't come back from, right? I would say more criminal activities. (laughing) - No, they're hard. - Yeah, I'm just saying, just more criminal activities. - Sexuality, and what they prefer shouldn't be one of the things. - Yeah. - Now when we get to even political views, there's a hard line of like, okay, you voted for this person. Can we still be friends? I don't know, maybe. But it's like, do you really believe some of this shit? - Yeah. - Like, I heard, bro. - It's not different. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people should approach it that way a lot more. - No, definitely should, bro. Okay, the difference between me and a lot of people that want to get rich is like, they get rich for different reasons, I say. Like, they get rich for like, you know, the lambo, the porches, the big houses, and all that's cool, right? All that's probably gonna come with it. But I'm getting rich to like get access to stuff. - Yeah. - It's like, I wanna do stuff that like, I'm in places like, you know what I'm saying? Like, why am I in a Detroit business locker room? Ask an ICS store, like, what's going through your mind, bro? (laughing) - Would that be the first person you talk to? - That'd be the only thing I wanna talk to. - Yeah, really? - That's the thing that you wanna be cool with. - You do kinda wanna know what goes into their mind. 'Cause like, there's some people you probably meet and then you'll be like, oh, I see why this person asks this way. Like after having like a full conversation, it's like, okay. - Or you talk to them and it's a whole science behind what they do. - Yeah, yeah. - You'll get around, there's so many people that-- - I believe that for Dylan Brooks. - I believe that for Isaiah Stewart. That's why I brought it up. It's just like, I believe there's a science behind what he does, I believe. Obviously, sometimes it's just like, damn, you gotta tech at like a weird spot and might've affected the game. But it's just like, the things that he do and like the science behind someone's craziness is always funny when you talk to them at a calm time. Like, when we talk to Pat Bev and stuff like that, and you just see like, okay, there's science behind like a lot of his antics. - Do you think there's science behind the Dream on Greens antics? - 1,000%. - Okay. - I think Dream on is like, smart enough to know we aren't winning a championship. So it's just like, for someone that has four championships and wins all the time, he knows exactly what it takes to get a championship. And when he look at his team and he passing the ball to Pods and other players, he know like, this is not a championship squad. So now the winning part is kind of like, eh, okay, it's up there, I like to win, but it's not as important. Now this referee is hoeing me. You know Dan well, I didn't follow him. Fuck you. Like, I'm about to give you, like, I'm about to make, 'cause you know, regardless to me, referees are like, these are guys that I didn't hoop and these are guys that don't like being yo that. Can you say that? - Yeah. - So if I do, it's a referee's my to hoop a little bit, or not a high level maybe. - Do you think it's a real get back to each other, somebody? After they cussed you out? No, and you really can't cuss him out, like, let's say you're a ref. And I'm like, you a bitch ass nigga, you don't know what the fuck you talking about, you stupidest fuck, you missed that call, you missed that call, you missed that call, that call. - I'm throwing you out the game. - You throw me out the game, but it's just like, you can't say anything because you don't get in trouble. The only thing you can do is like, emphatically throw me out the game. It's like, that's not real revenge. So I think like the players be winning. - I would try to say more witty stuff, like little shit under my breath. - Like what? - What would you say? (laughing) Like what would you say? - I don't know if he's missing all this broadcast shot. - There's something like very slight and little, and just like they, they'd be like, what'd you say? They have to say, what'd you say? (laughing) Third, they're like, no. - I think my thing-- - Or I start flinching that nigga. - No, that's crazy. - That's what they want you to do. Mind you, you're a ref, something like five, six, 180. - Okay, okay. - And this drain mind green, six feet-- - Got it, got it, got it. - He wants you to flinch at 'em. - That's what they want. But I think you own the right track though. - Or like, bump them on on purpose. - No, that's still too much. - No, I bump them on purpose. I mean, like, but it makes you seem like it's an accident. - Okay, you know them slow-mo replays. They catch every little wints of like, what'd you do? Like every little evilness? You gotta be a really good actor. - I'll have to. - But no, I like where you was going though. I think me, I would just tell them, I don't give text to people like you. Only give text when I just don't believe you, bro. I don't believe that you getting this high with me, bro. I'm not giving you a text. - You know what I tell, all the rest, you know what I'm saying? He good, I don't believe in nothing that he's talking about. You know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What'd that be like? - I know where you grew up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I know his dad, we went to school and his dad. - He ain't here from here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We just stuff as dad and a locker. - There's a locker. - No, every time, come on now. I'm not throwing you out and I'm ignoring you one. And then please, God don't commit a violation, man. I'm about to do the Dante Copepa roll on if you travel. - Yeah. - I swear to God. Nigga, Nigga, try, try, try, try. Travel in, Nigga. - Oh, I have a video for, I have a video for her. - Tell me, Nigga. - I have a video that says, exposing my son's basketball coach. - I'm thinking about exposing my son's seven grade basketball coach, coach Cleveland. Hey, how you doing? Yeah, it's me. - She says she thinking about it. - My fucking phone calls, you blocked me. I call you from six now. No answer, I'm gonna expose you. I'm thinking about expose you, all right? So if you don't return my call, the whole world from the note, even your wife, Michelle Cleveland, that's a fucking library related downtown. She from the note too. That damn library ain't quite no more. All right. So Michelle, I'm gonna do you proof to let you know that I'm stuck and ate your hoods, my ass out. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought she was thinking about it. You promised me that if I suck an H your ass, my son will make the basketball team. Now you know block me, I'm calling from six now. No response. - Sucked an H your ass to make the basketball team. Freaky as nigga, that's a crazy request. - Wait, wait, wait. You know how trash your fucking song gotta be. (laughing) You know, an ass your song gotta be for you to eat ass. - Come on now, like, that's crazy. You didn't for you to get on this team. - No, that's crazy. You think there's still coaches out there doing that? - Yes, bro, it's evil all around the world. It should never go away. That's why we gotta be one of the good ones. (laughing) - It's a mix out here. - It's just a crazy request. - It's a crazy request. You want this game when it's shot? (laughing) Oh, hell no. - No, that's so crazy to say I'm about to think about it and then actually, I imagine she said, "I'm not gonna have to practice." - It sound like a nigga Cleveland would do. Cleveland. - Oh, that's, yeah, that's also crazy. - Yeah. - Into Doc's or other woman, like she's a black boy lady. - You matter her for not eating her husband ass. - She said, "This is how you know that it, that I'm not lying." So that just might be his thing. - Oh, God. - So his wife is probably doing that too. - No, she probably retired. (laughing) - She ain't got to do it anymore. She probably didn't like the first 10 years. - I just feel like if you, that's very like a very kind of like, a unique thing in a sense, right? - Yeah. - So it's like, if you already had that at home, the search to find that outside of your house, it's like, I feel like it's a difficult search. - That would probably be the ultimate backfires if like, they said, they ain't got to open relationships. - Yeah, oh, that's true. - I don't know, I don't know the rest of us. - Opening something. (laughing) - I think it Cleveland's not, oh it's supposed to be something. - Open triumphs. I just know that nigga did whatever she saved him. (laughing) - But what was like hurt, why does she mad though? - I guess he, the son didn't get no playing though. (laughing) - Probably wasn't good enough. (laughing) - There's something he had to give. He must have been that bad where it's like, okay, I got pleasure the way I wanted to get pleasureed, but your son is still that bad. Not good enough to like outweigh your son's ass. (laughing) - That's what I'm saying. He probably, no, he probably benched him during crunch time. She started wiping her mouth. She said, what the fuck? (laughing) - My son, not in the game. (laughing) - Hey, too, come on, dawg. You ain't eat it that good. (laughing) - Yo. - Yo. - What's the wordy, birdie? - Brothers. - What up, what up? - Good, good, good. - I got a question for you. What's something that's funny that shouldn't be? - My answer, Pat. - Pat is funny, but shouldn't be. Okay. - No. - I'm just raised, I'm just raised beating him, but I feel like Pat, you and Pat are a very good balance of funny and serious. - Are you think I'm serious? I appreciate that. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You think I'm too serious? - No, not too serious. Like Mike is a, Mike is a very good example of brother, you know, a big brother who's going to direct you. Then Pat, we just make fun of every single situation. - What's that noise in the background? - It's not like hella plates. - No, we're making lunch. - We, who's we? - Me and my dear friend, JD. - You're dear friend? - Can we talk to JD? - Where are you from? - Uganda. JD's from Ghana. - Okay. - Like what y'all, okay. - Can we talk to him? - Oh no, no, she, it's a she. - Oh JD. - Oh JD. - Oh dear friend. - It's like friendly. - No, she, no, she's like a mother figure, man. - A mother, JD. - It's not like he got her doing out of work. - Oh, well, we'll walk together. - Oh, you at work preparing dinner. So you just want to do one break, one break. - Just together, though? - Oh, well, there's a bunch of other people coming, but we're making lunch for the house. - Okay. - For the house? - Yeah. We work at a nursing facilities, he said. - Yeah, yeah, damn. - Take you forever to release that information. - You living, you gone to, or? - Yeah, chill, chill, chill, chill. No, chill with that Pat, no, I don't live in Uganda. - I live in Jersey. - Okay. - Was it, wait, was yours the show? - I was with the show. - Danny, I'm sure. - Oh, this is dude from the show. - From the live show last night. - Oh, last night. - I fucked with the denim shirt, I ain't gonna lie. - Yeah. - No, it was old Navy, it was old Navy, man. - Old Navy, no. - I mean, your dress, your dress, how you want to dress, bro? I don't know who ever make funny how you dress. No, the one who's not who's not funny are you are you in relationship. No, man. Oh, how about this. I was he won't that old lady JD That's why he's helping her in the kitchen. I do anything He's trying to do it before the other people that I get there that like her to Other people at the job like her to don't they he tried to get ahead of All right, bro, you have a good one. We know you freaky did them boy We're welcome across from each podcast, bro. So what's up. All right, I got a question for you. What's something that people overhype? VIP sections at the globe Explain like you can't crazy wait for you listen to the same music same crowd You just behind a for mask like sign us as VIP and it's fun stuff. I feel like that's not like a nigga outside of the IP section though I just I just think it's over heart, but like you pay way more money, but I wasn't the same. Okay, I don't know I'm not hating. No, no I don't think you it's definitely it's old it's only hating if you're talking about like Specific times or like a specific thing the concept Was supposed to be for like privacy, but it is definitely turned into like people not dancing this shit anymore You like to dance at clubs or something now? I just got a lot of homies like that like that like go to the club and go and go to the IP section like I just think you're paying more for no reason How long how many times you you think you've been a VIP section like once You only been in what is like it's it's it's people the same thing is just going to the club like you just behind a fine But I'm just saying you only went one time you wait. What was in the VIP section? How many people? It was all guys in the VIP section You just said me and my friends Okay, and some sure how many like you're not giving me the right. Yeah, it was Including you so that's takes and then for power the show. Okay, so one of one of my friends in heaven So one of your friends in heaven, so it was it was it was five girls and six guys. This is like a club that you frequent to Like what was it? No, no, I just went like just just just to go because I don't normally I don't go to the club like that But so so you don't go to the club and then you got an opinion on clubs like you should don't make nice No, not especially not especially not a one-time thing Yeah, just because the club feel like going to I'm not advocating for going to club or anything But I just think those those things are are Things that change every weekend Like I've gone to I've gone to clubs and like one week I'm like all the shit was ass and the next week you go there's like you had the time of your life Yeah, at the same exact like I've literally got the set. I literally got it I literally got a section in the same spot five times in two over two months Pan and had the time of my life one time and other times I was like am I don't know if I want to do this again So it's like you only went once and then you went to a sausage fest So it's like I think the things you can say overhyped are like things that are like one-time experiences like I Feel like food places are kind of like that sometimes especially like the more franchisey places. Yeah. Yeah, I'm obviously some Waiter you get it like a mama. You go to a Popeyes and panic Michigan. You can't say all Popeyes is bad You know I'm sad or as you could say it's overhyped No, I'm sorry. Yeah, so the overhyped people paid too much, and it's like it's like you could pay last dog. You went to this section Did you chip in on the bottle at least? No, I don't I don't really I don't drink I was just there for all you don't even pay nothing. I'm not drunk He ended there with he wouldn't know what you had a terrible time. It was over hire Nick and they can win into the club with a notebook I don't really like I'm gonna take notes today Why are the bottle girls have naked? I just don't get it too many stairs Why do we have ropes and they don't? I don't get it. Are we both paying for the section at this nigga? No, by the way, oh the club. I caught the last ticket to the New York to the New York show. That's on Monday. Oh Fire. Oh, damn Now shout out to you for real, though. All right. We appreciate it. We'll see you there, bro. See you someone little nigga. Yeah, for sure All right, like Paul's in the podcast the next listener call you are gonna hear is actually from my live show in Boston Shout out to people that heard that get your tickets to the live show crash dummies live calm. Now here's the clip Yo, what's up? What do you do? What's up? Nothing much about you guys. Nothing much for you Our first of all Pat you're very cute. You would see on Baltimore What does that mean? I don't know he was like every time he laughed he was covering his smile like As he covering his wall right now No, no, you're you're literally banned from the pie I promise you that this your last time on the pie or got a question for you. What's your biggest regret? Losing my virginity, bro Okay, figures are good I guess explain Now I remember It happened so quick And when it happened, I couldn't get it out So I was like something wrong with me. Do I have erectile dysfunction? They got to the point where I had to go to CVS and get like answers Because I Was just I guess I was very nervous. Well, you what does CVS to get answers? Like what the Inhansers oh in hands. Oh, okay Then I started looking a bluetooth Okay to see if I can get on to that But I guess it was just nervous and I tried it again and it worked, but it was like no grass. I was so boring You say it was so boring It was boring like the sex was born. Yeah, like how old were you? 21 how do you know? 24 is this is a sex still boring? Yeah Okay, what do you have it? Are we allowed to ask him like who he's having sex with? Yeah, sir like are you having sex with who you have in sex with? Girlfriend of course, and it's like okay, so is your girlfriend? Yeah, so it's boring, right? Yeah, like you don't enjoy it like I guess what I enjoy the most is seeing her enjoy it, but it's like me. She's like You think like Like if you don't like that like okay, I use this earlier, right if Mike Doesn't like ice cream We'll go ahead it Mike doesn't like ice cream That means like if he finds it boring he probably wouldn't eat ice cream anymore like maybe like switch like popsicles or something What are you trying to say? No, I'm just saying like this ice ice cream and popsicles nothing else just like Maybe you want to try something else Yeah, maybe, but I try to bring it up as she gets mad. What's what's boring about it? It's like just goes goes in. Oh Okay, okay, there's some there's some people eating right now Yeah, it's just boring and okay, you brought this up to her and what she said Not she said a yelling at me Like like she says it's something that she can live without but like obviously that's a lie So you don't want you actually don't want to have sex. No So you'd be okay with not having sex at all. Yeah Like I feel nasty Listen, what is that isn't that called something like a sexual or something? No, it's called something else We just not allowed to say it, but you need to like do some like self-evaluation instead of like ruining other people's life You need to figure out what you really want. Well, why don't you leave? Well, I'm happy Just like the 30 seconds at night that you get a little Yeah, I think he just want like maybe he wants his girlfriend to be his best friend He just don't want to lose her is that like that show best friend, huh? Yeah, yeah, you know, you could just be friends with her and like And like the you can cut the sex out With her, yeah, I'm gonna break it up with her right now. Yeah, go ahead do it right now, bro. You want us to do it? Yeah, yeah Three way we're doing with you fuck it. We got you bro. We'll end this shit tonight. Yeah, what's popular? What do you do? What do you do? I didn't ask you the question of what damn god damn fuck why are you talking to us like that? All right. Boy is getting my baby mama pregnant boy Oh my god, that should fucking y'all All right, go ahead. What happened? I ain't go a lot cuz I love my son. He amazing. That's my dog, but that Oh shit, I look so she got pregnant. All right cool beans, boy. I found out you got her probably the whole relationship - Let's start over. - And they can say cool beings to a pregnancy. - Oh my God, fucking God. - We lost as a community. - No, no, no, listen, listen, listen. It was cool 'til I found out she was cheating for two years though. - Two years? Like, now she cheated at the beginning of the relationship, 'cause I would have been out of there if I knew. - Well, like, how did you even find that out? - Bro, on Jesus Christ, I'm sitting there one day, right? And I open her Instagram. Like, I go and I log in on her IG. I'm sitting there. You know, let me scroll back. You know, there's some names here. I scroll, I see a user not found, you know that shit? That say like, you know, a nigga blocked you with some shit? - Yeah. - I tap on that bitch. My heart thumping, thumping, thumping, thumping, thumping. Wicked boy, my leg tapping. I feel like a crack head. Boy, I'm losing it. All I see is you look so sexy. Oh my God, Carl. I started crying. I'm sitting there. I'm rocking back and forth in this bitch. I'm rocking. I call her, I said, bitch. I know you did it. I know you, I'm screaming, boy, I'm screaming. Carl, she like, oh my God. No, no, no, it's not what it looks like. I said, what is it? What is it? What is it? I'm like, what photo did you send for him to be saying this? I go, I scrolled up a little more. She was texting this nigga. I was working 12 hour days at that point in time. - Oh man. - That's a lot of time to fuck, bro. I ain't going to lie to you. - I'm saying-- - I was putting her in, oh my God. - But I'm just think about the shit I would do in 12 hours. That's like enough time to have sex. Leave, get lunch, come back, have a seat. - I ain't going to lie, Carl. - Barrow your shoes. - You know that wrestling move when you pin the motherfucker and you have that net bent underneath you? Yeah, nigga had her in one of the walls of Jericho. [LAUGHTER] - Fuck, when she was pregnant, I ain't going to lie. When Jesus Christ broke, I was tweaking. I was tweaking. I was tweaking. My son amazin' though, so we go to the schools. - You sure it's cool, you sure it's just son? - Oh yeah, nigga, I had to, I had to take one of them test, boy. - Oh, that's dope. - He looked just like me though, so it was my biggest fuck. - No, that's dope. - When did this happen? - This shit happened a couple of years ago. - I need two now. - You used to hurt him, were you? - No, no, I moved on. I'm engaged. I'm happy. - Yo, so yo, yo, Fiancé, you know you talkin' about this shit? Was such passion? - No, boy, I just remember I was angry. I'm in love with my girl now. I ain't gonna lie. You do that shit? - I'm doing it 50 years. - Why? - I just ain't got the fuck. [LAUGHTER] - I ain't got that Nicki Minaj person now. - Oh, man. [LAUGHTER] - Yo. - Yo. - What's the wordy, birdy? - What's good, bro? - Welcome to Crash, let me spot, guys. Sorry, we hitting call in some other colors, just in case you ask. So we gotta make sure we got more people in there. - Go ahead, bro. - We just being transparent with you. I got a question for you, bro. - What's up? - What's something that people overhype? - I think sex. - Okay. - Okay. - All right, so here's my take on it, right? First off, a lot of people look out for sex like it's a need. Like, they need to have it, right? But first off, she'll be, maybe it's just me personally. But like, Nicki's don't last that long. Like, it doesn't last that long, because of the guy, because of the girl. Like, it feels great for a little bit. And then after-- - Wait, how do you know, how do you know guys don't last that long? - Not, wait, two. - He can be a very simple answer to this. I'm just, we're not trying to dig anything. - I don't know that guy's last that long. - Okay, the kind of debunks the first part of your sentence, but go ahead. Go off, go ahead. - Yeah, but yeah, no, I just feel like, after I feel like I don't want to be near the girl at all, and she usually just pisses me off. So I feel like it's a bit overreating. - Are you having sex with woman that you're in a relationship with? - Nah. - Okay. - I don't like, okay, so you're saying you don't last that long. You're saying sex is overrated because you don't last that long, and you don't want to be by the woman after the sex is over. - Yeah. - But why are you trying to generalize it to everybody? This is like specifically you, why don't you want to be with the woman that after you did it, that you want to be cuddled up with, or be around, or laugh with? Is it something else going on? - I mean, I hope not. I don't think so, but maybe it's just a personal thing. I've talked to people here and there. I've gotten around the same opinions and whatnot. - Okay, so now that you're like, you come to the conclusion that sex is overrated or overhyped, are you like not having sex then? Anymore? - Nah, nah, I just have sex last night. - So if it's overrated or overhyped, why are you still doing it? - Or is it overrated? - No, what? No, no, no, no. I'm not paying for no sex. I don't know. I think that is, I'm still going to do it, but I think it's a bit overrated. - I think like, I wouldn't say you scare me, but you making me think something because you like keep saying it's overrated and then you don't want to be, and then pay the saxophones on it. - I don't know if you enjoy sex with women, bro. - What? Nah, I do. - It don't sound like it. - You don't get the truth. I'm not doing, I'm not, there's nobody else to enjoy sex with. - No, but I'm not saying that either. Nobody's throwing that out there. I'm just talking about what you have done and it sounds like you told me, like it might told me he would go ice cream right, and he said, man, the ice cream is too cold and it melts too fast. I don't even know it's so overrated. I'd be like, damn, bro, you don't like ice cream. - Like, maybe you should try and pop signal, I don't know. - I don't know, bro, it sounds like you don't, like, you sound like you don't, you're preference, you know? Like, everybody can't like the same thing. We all can't like the same thing. If everybody ate ice cream, there wouldn't be enough ice cream for everyone. - I feel like this is turning into an interventionist, it's not what I'm trying to go for. Nah, I'm not with that shit. - Okay, nobody's saying you're with anything. We're just saying you don't like the thing that you're talking about and you're saying sex is overhyped and you just talked about your experience with a woman and said, hey, it's not going last long and I don't want her near me after it. So it's just like, it sounds like you don't enjoy it. - Nah, enjoy it. - All right, there you go. - We got a back jacket now. - So is it overhyped still? - Yeah. - Okay. - I can enjoy something that's still overhyped. I'm not saying it's terrible, I'm just saying it's, I don't think it's as great as everybody portrays it to me. - All right, you've got to do it. - Okay, buddy. You got it. - All right, bro. You have a good one, man. - Yeah, yeah. - No, we appreciate you, bro. - No, he was still doing it. - You know what, I can still listen if you're overhyped. - Okay, bro. - I don't buy anything there, yo, you guy, bro. You have a good one. - Yo, can you hear us? - Yeah, what's up? - What up, what up? What's the word? Welcome to the Crash of MeSpotcast. Roby, I have a question for you. - All right, what's up? - Well, something that's funny that shouldn't be. - Like I said, I'm gonna go with Gaydo's talking, but like, you know, and I know this respectful way. I want to say that right now. And I know this respectful way is just how they go about saying things is funny. - Like? - All right, for example, right? So, you know how some Gaydo's be talking about, man, I'm pause on this, pause on this. You know how they be saying like, all like, they began wet. You know? Hello? - No, I guess, where do you hear this at? - All right. All right. I went to a school, right, public school, right, and I had this Gaydo, right, I was friends with him and stuff, right? He was talking about how you like wet and shit, right? And I'm like, bro, you're not wet, bro, it's straight shit, you know, because, oh, man, damn, how do I go about saying stuff without really saying people's name, pull up? - We good, we good, we good on this combo, right? - I think it ends there, man, I was, no, this is good episode, let's get some responses, though. - Yo, how's it going? - Pretty good, pretty good yourself. I'm doing pretty good, I'm like busy, but also at the same time excited and nervous, 'cause to be honest, this is something I've been talking about for a good minute. - Okay. - Really? - It's a crazy goal here. (laughing) - Was something that people over-hived? - Personal peace, you know, protecting their peace. I think that's just like, that's bitch shit. Like, go ahead and have your cake, eat it too, whatever. Like, be on your own shit, but like, you didn't do shit on your own. So like, we all got to be stressed to be able to grow. So like, what's up with people not wanting to stress? And like, have their shame be like, nah, I'm good, I got me and my girl on the be straight. Like, I feel like it's over-hyped to the max. Like, to be on your own shit, even though like, we kinda need each other more than ever right now. It's like, you got like, I imagine you right now, with 30 affirmations in front of you and you just reading them off. (laughing) Living in pain with each other. We need each other right now. (laughing) People running from the grind, mid-blown. (laughing) - He just said anything. - I'm fucking jacked right now, yeah. - No, you good, bro. I kinda get it, but obviously, there's like a middle ground to everything. There is like, a such thing is like, people running from stress and every time they get in a hard situation, it'd be like, yeah, I'm outta here. And then there's also people that think that life is just supposed to be hard all the time and don't take space for themselves. So, there's both ways, bro. - I think it's a good thing to want peace, though, to want to crave like the personal peace. The personal peace. - I mean, that, and I think this goes to show, also I forgot to say hello to Team Guest, there's a Team Guest and hello YouTube, I got very caught up in it. But it's like, when you don't learn about survival mode, I think, personally, you will. - That's 20 minutes left. What a dude, fellas, what's going on? - Not much, not much. I got a question for you, though. - Talk to me, what's going on? - All right, well, something that's funny, that shouldn't be. - All right, now hear me out. The funniest shit to me that shouldn't be funny, is when you walk in like a store or something and somebody posts their like, missing dog or missing cat. 'Cause why the fuck are you so irresponsible that I should care about it? - That's not right. - I'm in Philly. You said that's not right. But I'm in Philly, for instance, right? You know how many fucking street cats there are? Why the fuck would I be able to pick? You're a cat out of 50 street cats walking down this block. I don't care. I do not care. - It might have a collar on it that says like, Cindy or some shit. So you think I'm getting that close to a street cat or dog to look at their collar? - So okay, let's actually put you in position to actually save a cat or dog. Let's say you saw a sign on Wednesday and it was of like a gray cat and it's like a very specific gray cat and you driving around on Friday and you see that said cat on the corner. Are you contacting that number or are you doing anything? - First of all, on Friday, I don't even remember what fucking store I was at Wednesday to see the poster. So, no, I don't give a fuck. Who cat that is going on Friday? I think I'm going to work for the week. I don't know if I hate cats. - But so you don't have no pets? - No, I don't have no pets. - I got a fish, but I'm not going to lose my fucking fish. - No, but real shit. Like if your fish weren't missing and it was like a possibility that somebody had it. (laughing) - But you know what somebody to report the fish? - Yo, if somebody come in my house and take my fucking fish out of the room, bro. (laughing) Think the head head fish, bro, that's crazy. - I'll try to think of like another situation to apply, but I don't want to like, - What about some of the posters that have like rewards on them? - Young go fuck. - Oh, see now we talking. - Hold on, how much is the reward? - Just say $100. - Who that G? - Yeah. - Yeah, no, that's $100, I don't need $100. (laughing) - $1,000. - You're capping. - You're capping. - No, it's dependent, my busy. - No, he can't, he can't. - So go back in my house. - So, okay, because there's a difference between like, seeing it and then okay, I'll report it because $1,000 didn't actually go into look for it yourself. So, say they say the reward is like $100,000 and they have it, they're having a search party. - I'm picking that fucking cat up. - No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, we're not talking about you found the cat. Say they have a search party going on. Are you joining that 6 a.m. search party to search for that cat as well? - I don't have a cat on the line. - Yeah, yeah, you're fucking, you're gonna play it like in a vest. You're gonna play it like in a vest. - Sit down. (laughing) - No more. - We fired that one for that. - He YouTube and cat noises and shit. (laughing) - I got you. - Yeah. - Alive the Thornberry sales. (laughing) - I'm not the big cat bro. - Oh man, all right bro, you have a good one. - All right, y'all two further. - All right, Tweetie and the week. - All right, Tweetie and the week, Tweetie and the week. - All right, this Tweet says, I wish I could say niggas doubted me, but everyone believes in me. And I wanna put that in, 'cause I'm a victim to it. I'll have a hundred comments to be like, damn, that was funny as hell, but then to be a comment of like, it'd be a one man managed, but that shit's not funny, it's insensitive. And I'll be hyper focused on that comment. I'll be like, you bitch ass niggas. And it's just like, just to think of like, how many people, 'cause it's hard to get positives out of people. I feel like it's easy to get negatives out of people 'cause people are just looking for shit. But for somebody to come to you and tell you, hey, you doing a good job? It's just like, bro. - I feel like not a lot of people had it. - I feel like negatives is never in anybody's face though. Anytime somebody, in my person, I've never had somebody come up to me and be like, oh bro, this boxing shit ain't for you. Stop boxing, you about to lose this fight that you're next fight or something like that. People might think that, right? People might think all this podcast is ass and whatever, but I feel like it's mostly online, you'll see the hate. You'll never really see the hate in person. I don't think people are brave enough to hate in person. - No. To me, I don't know. The negatives to me comes from people that supported you and then when you try to do something else, you see it kind of disappear because they judge you or they don't like the thing that you put in out. And it's just like. - But should you support everything your friends do? - It depends on what type of friend it is. If you were to become a chef and I like, I taste your food, I'm like, damn, this nigga is trash. I'm still gonna support you as a chef because it's like, we friends, that's for them to judge. I'm not your target audience, that's the easiest way to get out of anything is I'm not your target audience. It might not just be for me. - Okay. This is a real, real tweet of the week. This is why Twitter is not a real space. Like Mike says a thousand times every day. This shit is not real. LeBron James. Is LeBron James a thousander? - No. - Is LeBron James a millionaire? - I don't know. - Is LeBron James a billionaire? - Yes. - Oh shit, okay. LeBron James tweeted, because a game lost service during a crucial moment. LeBron James tweeted, "Tell me that game didn't just cut off. Am I tripping? What the hell?" Somebody then responded, broke ass nigga. My shit is running smoothly. (laughing) I honestly, I'm not mad at it. What other opportunity would you have a chance to call a billionaire broke? - No. - Especially just wanting up and getting the one up? - No, that shit is hilarious, bro. (laughing) They called him a broke ass nigga, bro. (laughing) Somebody said, "I don't do two men's. I'm going to see both of these bitches by myself." (laughing) - That's right. (laughing) - Sometimes I might work though. But that might be more effective. - You know, definitely more. - 'Cause you can tell the person really likes you there if that happens too. Especially they invite you when there's two girls. - Yeah. Okay, this is one of the funniest tweeted weeks I had. All right, last one. It says, "My son will definitely not be a junior. That's the highest level dick riding a dude." (laughing) It is, though. I'm mad as hell in my dad now. Like, yo, what the fuck? It's always tough. I would not name my kid Michael. Just because it's very, Michael's a very basic name and just, there's enough Michael's in the world. - Yeah. - I feel like if you have a basic name, it's like, "All right, bro, you can give it up now." - Come on, now you see me? There would never be another, I would never do that to another kid in a like, "Why the fuck would I name somebody Patrick?" Let's shit, it's so stupid. Like, you know how many times, you know how many Patrick's I met? Like the shit, not even special no more. - Yeah. - It is like, "Yeah, like we both Patrick's." You know what I'm saying? Now like, your name, if you met somebody with your exact name, like y'all probably didn't get the same daddy. Like, something happened, like, God damn it. - Y'all momma's gonna know each other and they was beefing. - Oh, we did. - Something don't be. (laughing) - At least you guys are. I was only room for one of us. - Okay, last topic. Okay, let me know how you deal with bad days, right? Are you more about ending a bad day by, wrapping it up with like positives to end the day. So you just had a shitty day. You're gonna spend your last two hours doing something you wanna do or do you embed days by just cutting off that day and just be like, I'm done for the day. - I cut off the day. - You cut off the day. You don't keep trying? - No, I don't. I legit will cut off my day. I just go to, my cut off my day would be like, laying down in my bed, headphones on and rocking some random things on YouTube. - That's cutting it off, right? - That's cutting off my day. - You not trying to go out like, "Oh, let me try to go out to the club after having a job." - No, I can't. - You don't? - It's not gonna go smooth. - I'm like, I'm all about like, if I'm having a bad day, like why end it there? You get what I'm saying? Like, let's see how bad this shit can get 'cause I like resets, like I can reset through sleep. Like when I wake up, I got a new mentality. I know it not to do, shit. But like, if I had a bad day, I'm going to the club and I'm shoulder bumping niggas like, "Let's do this shit." (laughing) - Not real crash, I'll shit. - Like, I'm singing this shit though. - I feel like for me to like, actually think that it can get worse, I would really have to hit like, they have to be something really bad that happened. Like, to a point where I say, it can't get any worse than this. - Never say that shit. - Never say that shit, boys. - It's gonna be a meteor and I should go house. - You're like, "I'll kick it." (laughing) - Oh man. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy the podcast. A little running gun type of session here we had. We're gonna be back in studio. Probably not next week. We do got a special guest coming out. Where's about to have another guest? We thought they had like two guests for this part. - We got a lot of guests coming out. - We thought they had two guests for this one you watching, but shit happens, you know. I had a little cancellation. But, you know, we push through. Appreciate y'all supporting us. The live shows have been amazing. It's been a great meeting you all and I just want to support the continue. Patreon is still half off this month. Merch is available. Maybe only at live shows right now, but it's gonna be restocked for the crash route ones and any other things you guys don't know. - No, we chilling, bros. And keep popping out at the live shows. Remember, low ticket sales all over. Either they low ticket sales or were they about to sell out or they low ticket sales or were we not gonna come to that venue. So it's low ticket sales. (laughing) - No, but get y'all tickets. - For sure, crashdomyslive.com. Yeah, see y'all next week, peace.