I’ll Be Over at Brian’s House with Paris Sashay

What the fuck is up? Welcome to My Favorite Lyrics, a podcast where we talk about music lyrics except when we talk about other stuff. And today's guest has actually been specially requested for the show. Specifically, we had a clip go out and somebody specifically said we need Paris to come on to clear some things up. Welcome to the show, Paris Haché. Thank you for having me. Do you want to finish your thought about what you were saying about cuffing season coming up? It's just getting cold and you just got to choose one. Interesting. How are you feeling about that? You know, I think they're coming in hot, but you know, we got to do what's best for the team. In my mind, your DMs look like, it looks like a job application site. In my mind, your DMs are flooded with numerous people. You know, you and Stavros, I think probably got some of the most popping DMs because I think y'all are some of the most straightforward. I think Stav really, Stav be popping up in cities. He'll be like, yo, I'm in. I'm in Cleveland this weekend. Like, I'm trying to get top tonight. I'm trying to, I'm trying, I'm trying to put some big titties in my hand before I leave Cleveland. He be saying that? Yes. I got to step it up. He'd be like, who got, who got the biggest titties in the city that I'm in? And then I'm like, man, I know this be, I know this work for you. I know this work for you. And you also, I feel like, will be like, hey, I'm looking for a companion temporarily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking. A beautiful queen. A queen for, for a little bit of time. Yeah, nothing too crazy. And I feel, I feel like it works for you. Sometimes. It's, it's good options. It's just, you'll be surprised how many unattractive women be in my DM. That make it hard. Cause like I, I, as a woman, I care about women. Right. But as a lesbian, I don't want to talk to you if I think you're unattractive. You famously pick you with your gay. Yes. A hundred percent. Must be. It's very important for the brand. It is. I'll say I've had some, I've definitely had some DMs in my time where I'll look in there and then I'll like go to it. I'll be like, Oh, it's like a little, she'd be a little cute. And the DM is like, what's going on? And then I'll go to the page and I'll be like, come on. It's rude. It's I'm like, Hey, like, and not, well, I was going to say no disrespect, but I am being disrespectful ultimately. We got to. But it is just like, Hey, like we just not, we're not really looking eye to eye. This is not, you know, I'm not supposed to be over there with you. You know, that's the crazy thing about it. It's like, I'm not even being funny. You know this. You know, come on. If, if the women that I didn't choose find out this is what I chose, they can make it hard for me. Sure. You can't do that. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? And that's part of life sometimes too. And that's part of life. You're going to be like, Hey, this, Hey, this got to stay over here. This got to. This got to stay over here. If you can keep a secret, maybe, but people don't keep secrets no more. Cause sometimes you, cause well, especially I feel like, cause people know who you are. Right. And then I feel like when people know who you are, that makes them keep the secret even less. Like if you did, like if we just had jobs where we like worked for the state or whatever, that's what I used to do when I lived in Texas, I worked at the state and I was still, I was dating around. I was doing my thing. Nobody's talking about it. Nobody's talking about what I had going on. Cause it was like, cause it didn't feel like nothing. They're just like, Oh yeah, you got, you got a job, you doing whatever. Like they probably didn't even say my name. They was like, Oh yeah, that's, that's a negative work for the state. That's right. They had you as the state in the group chat. Negative work for the state. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got, he got good health insurance. He not, he's not making too much money, but he getting, he getting by. But it's like, then, you know, you start, you're moving around, people see you here and there. And then it becomes a thing where they're like, Oh, like, guess what I did. And then that's when I feel like people really start to. Yeah. That's why I can't do it. You guys made it hard for me. I didn't choose this life. You guys created it. To what you think. So cuffing season comes around. You think, uh, you think, you think it's time? You think it's time? I think it's time. Cause I met you in a relationship. I know, man. And it's been, this is what I said. I was in a relationship for five years. I said, okay, I could be single for five years and then I'll get serious again. It's been about five years. It's been five years. So now I'm like, okay, maybe I should start looking again. You taking, you taking, uh, you taking applications. I'm taking applications. That makes sense. Okay. Don't just apply for the job. Don't you do that. Don't you disrespect me or my parents. Think about it. Make it make sense. Have it to fit for everybody. Do you have, do you have a list of kind of criteria that, that, that will or won't work? I kind of made a list on Instagram. Okay. So let's. This is what I'm talking about. I made a chart of the things I don't like. So number one, I do not like big breasts. I have my own big breasts. I'm just not into taking care of two pairs of titties. That's a lot of work. I don't want that. Like a good, healthy titty, like nothing bigger than like a C34 maybe. And that's a good amount. That's a, that's a good amount of titties. That's a good amount of titties. Um, I would say black. She has to be black. I would choose black. What about, what about, I know you're, I know you're anti-white. Yeah, I am anti-white. Um, you guys have enough. You can't have me. What about like a, what about like a Dominican shorty or like a. I try, I try Dominican. I think that's beyond. It's beyond my level of crazy. Interesting. Like as a black woman, I know how crazy black can get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I did Dominican, I wasn't prepared for that. Interesting. You think it, it notched it up to a different type of look? Oh, it took it up. I was like, listen, sometimes you just gotta know your place. I was like, this beyond me. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Is it any, what about, what about like a, like an Asian shorty? I might do Asian. Okay. I feel like they'd be fly and I like the haircuts. So I feel like a good bob that's fly. I could, I'll try it out. Okay. We open, we open minded. I'm open. I'm open to that. But you really, you trying to be with the Queens? I'm trying to be with the Queens. Cause I got to explain it. If she not black, I got to explain it as a black woman. And, oh, I see what you're saying. Like if you're walking around, if you're walking around, like you feel like if you had like a, like a, like a, like a Puerto Rican shorty, you think you still got to explain it? Yeah. When I was dating that, no, when I was dating a Dominican, like she just kept saying it. Like, how are you going to explain this? I'm like, I'm not. When we show up, they ask questions, we answer them. That's, I don't know. I don't, I'm not ready to make a speech. Sure. It's not really that deep. Yeah. Huh? Okay. Okay. So no big breasts. No big breasts. Preferably black. Preferably black. Or the right Asian. Or the right Asian. Um, nice teeth. She needs a good smile. Uh, please know how to dress. Like you don't have to be the fly as ever, but just be fly in your own style. I do. Yeah. I agree with that. I don't want you just wearing anything. That looks crazy. Um, if she has hair, cause she can have a shortcut. Like I'm into pixies. I think they, they cute with the right hair. The right type of cute neck. But if she have hair, I'm really into baby hairs. Like I really love baby hairs. I hear you on this. Uh, baby hair, they just fine. It's like, who thought to create that? I do like, I'm with you on this. Yeah. So, um, not, not too short, but not too tall. What height, what height is that? How tall are you? I'm like five, almost five, seven. Almost, nearly. I'm like right under it. Like on the chart, right under it. So like, don't be under five, 11. Okay. But don't be over five, 11 neither. Have you, have you ever dated a tall, a tall woman? I have. Okay. How tall did you go? I think she was like five, 11. I like how you said, so nobody like five, 11. I was like, what's the tallest you in? Five, 11. Yeah. Don't go past that. And after that I was like, maybe I need to stay at like five, 10 and below. Interesting. How did it, what, what, what did that bring up for you? How did it feel? I just feel like, cause the women, I like very feminine women also. So if you're like, so if you wear heels and you already five, 11, well now you going up, that's too much. And now we got a whole, it just, the balance is off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a, I have a homie. I won't say his name cause he does listen to the podcast. But we, we set, we set him up with this girl that we knew who like my homies probably, he's maybe like five, eight. We hooked him up with this girl that we know who's six, four and he couldn't deal with it. It's hard. He couldn't, he just, and she was, she had no issue with it. She was down. Yeah. Cause it's like when you talk like that, when you talk like that, you just have to accept like some men just going to be shorter than you. Like that's just, you're taller than most people. So a lot of people are going to be short. And she was like, Oh yeah, I've dated shorter guys. Like no issue, no problem. Whatever. He couldn't, he couldn't do it. Cause who's supposed to protect who. I feel him. Cause it was like, he gotta protect her. He going to be so mad. I know he's going to listen to this and he going, he going to reach out to me. I didn't say your name, bro. I didn't say your name. I know you're going to know when this, when this comes out, but yeah, he couldn't deal with it. He, he, he, he, he said they, they kissed and she had to, she had to kneel down. She had to crane her neck down to kiss him. And she said, he said, I can't, the masculinity, he didn't like how that felt. It tested it. Something about it. You got to understand that you got to hit as a man. You got to get on your, you got to lift your toes up a little bit. That's going to make you look in the mirror for a second. He was honest. I appreciate it on his man. At least he didn't let it get too deep. Right. And then, and then realize he couldn't deal with it. She'll heal. She up there. She, you got this. She doing great. She doing great. She's great. Shout out to her. Shout out to the man. Shout out to the tall woman. I have nothing against you guys. It's just too much for me. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. I see. I see where you're coming from. I see you coming from. Okay. Um, okay. So I got to dress good. Not too much titty, uh, queen, ideally. Feminine. Very feminine. Feminine as well. No masculine women. I, uh, it's not my thing. Do they ever pull up on you? They be trying. The studs be trying to. Yeah. One girl was in the club. Like I need you to be a little more feminine so this can work. I was like, excuse me, young man. You don't be the man that you are designed to be. You don't be the man that you are designed to be and get away. We can't like, I'm not a stud, but I'm masculine. So I just feel like me and a stud, what we going, who, who, who's supposed to do what? Right. Exactly. That's, I don't know how you get there. Do you feel like you take on the stud responsibilities in a relationship? Yeah. Even though you don't identify as a stud? Yeah. Because the women are way more feminine than me. Gotcha. So it's like somebody has to do it. So there's a natural kind of somebody's, yeah. Somebody, somebody got to open that door. Somebody got going to be them. Yeah. I'm forced to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I see what's going on. okay okay okay i think it's not bad because i do it for my friends anyway so it's not like i'm just going out my way to do it for women yeah it's already the position i just i have to be you just kind of you understand i get it what about what about a woman with kids one kid maximum i have nothing against kids but it can only be one more than one kid listen that's not my issue i can't help with two yeah with two kids and the lady that's a lot i I got to, I got to, you, I think you, I've seen you talk about this before, where it's like, I got, I got a homie, like one of my best friends from college. He, his sister had like three or four kids with like, with men that she was like involved with. And then after that, she like popped up with a girlfriend. And then, and now. Blessings to those strong women that step in and take over the father role. I'm not that strong. I'm not going to lie. As a woman, I'm not that strong. No, you're not going to help support. You're not. I can't house a home. I can't. That's a lie. Yes. It's a, it's a good amount. I've never, I've never, I dated one girl who had a kid years ago, like when I was like right out of college and it didn't, it never really got that deep. Cause I was just like, Hey, I'm 23. Oh yeah. I'm 23. I can't, I don't, I don't, you know what I'm saying? I was like, I don't got nothing. Cause she had had a kid maybe when she was like 19. So by the time we was like 22, 23 kids, like. And I was just like, I don't got no lessons for the guy. I don't got no lessons that I don't even need to be in that. I don't even need to be in that situation. That's honest. We got, there's, there's only so far this could go. Yeah. That's why I got a one, like a one. Cause one child might show like the personality that she has as a mom. Yeah. Okay. She might be more caring. Yeah. You know, she might be more nurturing. So those things I can appreciate, but two, you busy, babe. You busy. You don't got time for me. Cause then really quickly you become, you're, you're, you're a parent number two. And now you got to start showing up. And now you're going to basketball practice. Oh, and I, and I did that in the past. You was doing that. The child, once you make the bond with the child, you got to make, you got to do what the child wants you to do. That's true. So the child's now requesting, I want parents to take me to school. It's like, that's your mom. I'm not even your, I like you too, but I'm not your mom. Yeah. So no, one kid max. Okay. Okay. Any other, just in case anybody's listening. All right. Cause if I could guess, I could guess you probably gonna get some DMS off of this. Okay. It's probably going to be some people. That's healthy. I got a strong, you got to have friends. I feel like in this day and world, a lot of people don't have friends. I like this. So then they cling to their partner to be the partner and the friend. And then you drop the ball. Cause I have friends and you can't always hang around my friends. Right. And then, and then when you're trying to, when you're like, Oh, I'm trying to be over the, she's like, Oh, why can't we all do it? I know them. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Where's your friends? Also, I want to talk about stuff that I can't talk about when you're around. Exactly. I got other kinds of stuff that I want to say that you. That I haven't said in so long. I got a pile of shit to talk about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So have friends, um, and just be successful in whatever you love to do. I like that too. Honestly, we don't, we don't got all the exact same requirements, but we do. We've, we got some overlap. Okay. We got some, we got some overlap. We definitely got some things. Cause I feel that exact same way. I do like somebody who is just like, just be, be good at and be passionate at the thing. Cause I'm, cause I'm that. And I like having what I got going on, going on. And I want you to have your stuff going on. Cause I don't want my stuff to be here. I don't want you being like anybody. If any of y'all ever want to date a standup comedian, don't be trying to come to the, all the shows that they, we don't want that. And you think you're being supportive and you are, and I appreciate it. Come to a show, come to a show or two, maybe even after that, once you see it, you don't see, you don't need to be, Oh, you got it. So it's, you know, just be. Oh, you got to show it. Oh, I want to come. I'm like, no, you went, you went last month. You don't have, it's the same stuff. And I'm working on some of that same stuff right now. You already saw it. You liked it. You seen it. And you know, I want to do, I feel this way just in general with everybody where I'm like, I actually just want to like, well, my friends and like anybody I've like dated or been involved with, it's like, I want to hang out with you. Right. I don't, I don't come to your job. As. Cause it would be weird if I did. Every day. You know what I'm saying? I don't, if every day you were like, Oh, I got to go to the tire shop. And I was like, I want to, I like tires. Let me go. I want to look at tires with you. It's like, well, no, no, that's my, I do that over here. And then let's go have dinner. Let's go get a drink. Let's go watch a game. Like let's do, let's kick it. Like, yeah, let's vibe. You don't need to come to our work. I don't think people understand that. So it's good that you're saying this. Cause I think that people think comedian, we need all your support. It's like when we want it, we'll ask for it. If it's a big show. Yes. It's a big show. If I'm shooting something and it's like pull up, but like outside of that, it's just like, I'm just practicing, practicing. I don't need you at all my practices. You know what I mean? It's like, just come to the game. Come to the big game. Come to the big, come to the championship. Exactly. And I'd love to have you there. Yes. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. We got some, we got some crossover. Paris, you from DC. From DC. Um, can you tell us about what a young Paris was listening to? I also like, I like, I want to hear about what you was listening to musically, but I also just like hearing about young Paris stories. Um, just kind of in general, because I remember one time I was talking to you, I think we're in Austin for South by, uh, I was talking to you and, uh, you, you, you had a home girl that I think went to high school with you. Oh yeah. My sister. I call her my sister. Yeah. And, uh, I was just like, you was just cause you, you, you, you be, you be talking shit. Uh, that's all I do. And I was like, I was like, cause, but there's two paths. I was like, cause there's a, there's a type of person who'd be talking shit. I've asked Sam before. Cause Sam talked a lot of shit too. And I'll be like, Sam, like you talk a lot of shit. Can you fight? And she'll be like, absolutely not. Like I can't fight at all. And I was like, Paris, can you fight? And you said, I was putting, I was putting paws on bitches. I was a menace. I will say, I enjoyed it. Like I wanted to box as a kid, but my mother was like, no, she was like, I don't want you to get hurt. I'm like, so you think I'm gonna lose? That's what you can sign about? So you think as a mama, you don't think I got no hands? Yeah. I couldn't believe that. So I just enjoy street fighting a lot. What would you say your record was? Oh, I was undefeated. Undefeated? I was undefeated. Undefeated. Undefeated. You never took an L? Nobody caught you slipping at no point? Middle school, seventh grade, I lost, but I got a rematch. And you took that one? But like overtook it. So I kind of took my L back. Right, right, right. You won so big that the last loss didn't even. So we can say it was like a little tie. Okay. Because it wasn't a fair, it wasn't a fair one. Okay. She got a little head start. It was like a sneak type of thing. Right, right, right. So then I was like, okay, we got to run this back. Fair one. And yeah, I got my, I got my W back. Okay. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I blame myself for the L too. It wasn't really her. Okay. My mom had like bought me some boxing shoes, even though she said she didn't want me to box, but she bought me the shoes. Okay. And I took the shoes to school. Was you wearing boxing shoes at school? I was wearing boxing shoes. Stupid. And that's the day, just stupid. And that's the day that the fight happened. And that's the day I learned. See, that's why you can't just be doing shit. Was, but like, did you get in a fight because of the boxing shoes? No. Because that feels like the time. Was there some type of shit that would make somebody want to start saying shit about you? I mean, maybe. Maybe. I didn't know. I was just in my bag. Like, I like how the shoes feel. You thought you, you was just, I'm styling. I'm swagging on them. And maybe somebody was like, I'll show you. And that day she caught me slipping. I was like, that's why I got to wear what I like and not just be doing stuff. You couldn't get traction in the, in the boxing shoes? Yeah, they didn't. I couldn't really get it. Cause they, they not built for normal. They're not built for school and only in floors. They're built for, you got to have them on the canvas. And they new. I never wore them before. They don't got no tread on them. Right. Interesting. So I took the L and I came back regular shoes. Got my W. How long did you let it breathe before you came? Was it the next day? No, it was like a month. Okay. I gave it like a month. You was, you was plotting on it. Yeah. Yeah. I told her though. Once it was over, I was like, oh, we going hot to bring that back. And we did. We didn't do it at school the second time. We did it in the neighborhood. So it was even better. Cause now it's street great. Also, nobody, nobody's breaking it up in the neighborhood until a certain point when it's like, all right, all right, all right. But like at school, you know, the teachers and principals, they're going to try to, so you can't. So really sometimes in those school fights, it would be like, like somebody would get like two good ones in. Right. Now it's broken up and you're like, well, we didn't even, it's not even over yet. And so, yeah, sometimes you got to, you got to take it to the neighborhood. When we get off the bus. Yes. I'm going to get off on Yostop. I don't even live over there. We're going to go to the grass. Right. Whole lot of space. Yeah. Yeah. And figure it out. And we got the wind back. Okay. Paris, D.C. I was, we had, we had a lot of fun. We had Yamanika on not too long ago. And she was telling me, she told me that she thought Go-Go came from Baltimore, actually. Oh, no. Why would she think that? They into club music. They got a different type of thing going on. Yeah. Go-Go is D.C. 100%. Okay. I don't feel like, I got no round to speak on this, so I got to let y'all, y'all got to talk that out. It's because D.C. and Baltimore are so close, I think people get it confused. But then when you go to D.C. and Baltimore, you see the total difference. It's a very different spot. Very different. And D.C., we fly it in Baltimore. I have no idea. There's nothing against Baltimore, but we are just flyer, everything as a whole. Well, that's what I was going to ask, is how would you describe the difference between D.C. and Baltimore? D.C. is definitely, we're definitely flyer. I feel like Baltimore might be more black now. I don't feel like it was more black back in the day. So I feel like now they have a lot of culture and still black things that D.C. no longer have, because D.C. has been gentrified on extreme levels. They have the better food right now. They have better seafood. Okay. And I feel like in Baltimore, their accent is a little more country. They sound totally different from us. And for being places that's really not that far apart. I don't understand how they ended up with all that. It's an accent that, like, it don't even feel, like, familiar to anything. It don't even feel like you know something that's, you're like, oh. Because it's kind of broken. Whatever it is, it's broken. I got family in Baltimore. I got, like, because I just talked to my cousin in Baltimore the other day. The way that they say words is like I've never heard nobody else talk like that anywhere else. In the whole world. In the world. I was going to say, they're just two total different. You a little biased. Because I dated one from Baltimore. I think they're creative. They're beautiful. But they just different. Okay. They just different. What was a young Paris listening to in Baltimore as a youth? In D.C.? Yeah. Go-Go, of course. Like, all the black kids in D.C. Your parents listened to it. I'm going to say DMX. As a kid, I'm going to say, I was listening to, like, a lot of R&B in middle school. Like, when LimeWire was out. I don't know why. When they was making, when we was making CDs. It was a lot of, like, Drew Hill, Tyrese, Boyz II Men. My first heartbreak from a boy in middle school was Boyz II Men. End of the road. I listened to this song every day for, like, two weeks till my mom broke the CD. She like, it can't be that bad. She broke it that on purpose. She broke it. Okay. Because it was every day, every night. And it was like, I mean, how bad is the heartbreak? It really be that deep? It be that deep. And you got to take a test in them. In the morning, you're like, this hurts. Yeah, and you can't let go. You can't let go. So, I think a lot of R&B. Who else was out when I was a kid? And I think, like, a lot of old school music. Because, like, my grandmother raised me at a certain point. So, I feel like, I was hanging with the adults. So, I was listening to. You was that kid. Okay. Yeah, I was that kid. Okay. So, you, like, really, you know a lot about Al Green. Yes. Like, because I was a menace, I had to hang with the adults. Because they knew they couldn't leave me behind. With the kids. Right. They said, we leave parents with the kids. She going to beat one of them up. She going to set the house on fire again. And so, let's just bring her. For peace, let's just bring her. So, I was always with the adults. Also, I feel like when you, when a kid is bad, I feel like what they do to bad kids is they send them with the grown folks, like, on purpose. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because they be like, look, can't nothing go wrong. No. Over here. Because this is, you know, your grandma not really, she not playing that shit. And you know that, too. She do not play that shit. So, you not about to be acting no to, like, any type of way at your grandma's house. You got to be on your best behavior with the grown folks. You know, hey, sit down. You must. Sit down right there. Put that TV on. 100%. Read a book. A lot of my punishment was, like, they made me read books, write the same sentences on the front and the back of the paper, read the encyclopedia. I never liked that. I never, I mean, I guess that's the point. The writing the same thing over and over. I was just like, what's, what am I supposed to learn from this? I feel like at some point you're supposed to be so mad at yourself that you'd be like, I'm not going to do it again. That you'd never do it again. But it's like, when I'm done, I'm going to do it. I'm not going to do this shit again. I'm not learning anything from this. We're just killing time. Yeah. I just, yeah, that one did used to get me. I feel like, I feel like me and you might have been similar in that, like, when I was a kid, I just, like, I wasn't, I wasn't a bad kid at all. Like, I wouldn't do no crazy shit. I just, like, I never stopped talking. I just was, like, always, I was either talking to, like, somebody else, like a little friend that I had in the class, or if the teacher ever says something and left even the slightest door open to make a joke about it or to say something, I was like, I'm going to do it. If she says something stupid, if she says something that I could, like, do and, like, play off the words and, like, you know, make some kind of little, I couldn't not do it. You had to. It was, like, for real, like, my body wouldn't let me not. I feel that. And that used to get me in trouble every single time. That too. Like, a couple teachers put me in the front of the class. Like, sit by my desk. Yeah, exactly. But now it's like it's a party. I'm going to be with you. We VIP, baby. We lit. I feel like, did the teachers like you? They loved me. But then when it was, like, too disruptive, it was like, just leave. Because they like you. And that's the thing. Yeah. It was a lot of the teachers calling my house and being like, look, Devin's great. You know, he does his work, but he won't shut the fuck up. Yes. And we really need him to, because he's disrupting. The class. And just because he can still talk and, like, get his work done, don't mean everybody else can do that. And that's when, as a kid, you're like, are they slow? And I got A's. Why can't I have fun if I'm already done? That's kind of what I, I was just like, what? So you don't want us to have a good time in here? No. You don't want nobody to bring no positive energy? No. Okay. Paris, the thing that you were specifically asked to discuss on the podcast was a clip that we had with Kenny Mason, where we dissected Push and Pee. Push and Pee. Uh-huh. I read a lot of comments. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people was, they were requesting you to speak on this, on the line about she not a lesbian for Pee, she turned pesbian. And after I read it, I was like, let me go listen again. Yeah. Because I think that people take future too literal. Okay. He's not really a literal guy. He says things that throw you off and make you think. Like, he talks a lot of fly shit. Yeah. But a lot of stuff he say doesn't have meaning behind it. Interesting. So the whole song, he's just talking about being Pee. Mm-hmm. So I think pesbian not real. It's just like a fly lesbian. It's no deep meaning to it. Interesting. But he says she not a lesbian. But she turned Pee. Pee for pesbian? Yeah. But she not a lesbian for Pee, she turned pesbian. She not a lesbian, but for Pee, she turned pesbian. Mm-hmm. So she not gay. Mm-hmm. But for him, she turns gay? That might end up being it. I think that's what he's actually trying to say. I think he's trying to say that- Okay. That can make sense. When a Pee get involved, now she mess with girls, but she don't even normally do that. Okay. So she not a lesbian, but when a fly nigga in the room, she do threesomes. I think that's it. Okay. We got it. I think we cracked the code. That's it. That's easy work. That's easy work. And that's, come on. So if you a fly enough guy that you can make a girl gay, pesbian. What's your stance on that, though? Because, and you're the right person to talk about this as well, because I feel like a lot of rappers got a lot of, they talk a lot about girls getting around them, now they're kissing girls, now they're doing da-da-da-da. But in the way that I think a lot of these rappers like to think about it, they like to be like, yeah, you don't even like no gay shit, you just around one of them once, and so like now you're doing shit that you're not even, that you wouldn't even normally be doing. Do you, do you co-sign these, do you think that is a type of woman that really exists? I think so. Okay. I think. Or do you think these are just girls that just like doing gay shit, and they were looking for an excuse? I think both. Okay. I think some women might get drunk, they might be vibing, get so drunk, they had a thought about kissing a girl, and now it's like, it's the vibe, it's the moment, go for it. Yeah. And then you got some women that probably always wanted to do it but never did it, but if a man set the tone now, he like, this is what I want, you're going to do it. Yeah, if you a future house. If you a future house, you're going to do it, but it's still levels to it, because you could just kiss the girl. Right. That's nothing. Interesting. But you could have the full on threesome. That's something else. That's something. But then does it depend on what you're doing in the threesome? Because I've heard other people talk about this. You know, like, you know, like with, with guys, there's like a, there's like always a type of guy who's just like. Well, why, why I'm gay if he suck my dick? Do you think that that exists for the lesbian community? No. Okay. I feel like women be, I mean, because I don't want to be ignorant. It's okay to be, you can be ignorant here. As a man, I think if you suck a dick, I think the weight of a dick, I think it makes you gay. The, the, the, the weight of a dick if you suck it as a man, I think you gay. What if you just receive? I still think you gay. I don't really. It's hard because it's a tool. Like if you just kiss a girl and you suck a nipple or two, I think you're curious. It's gay, but it don't have to be forever. Interesting. Now, if you give a woman head, now I think that's just as gay as the man sucking a man dick. What if you just receive head as a lady? I think it's still gay, but it's not as gay. So there's a gay, there's a gay pyramid. Because it could be a part of the threesome. You could be getting a head from her. And then. And then you could be giving a head to the man. Uh-huh. So now that's the art of it. Interesting. But if y'all, if you and this lady just have y'all own one-on-one, I think it's gay. Huh. Okay. And, and, and here are my favorite lyrics. We ironing out issues. Again, sometimes I got to bring people in to speak on stuff that I'm not really in a position to speak on. Yeah. And yeah, I'm with you. Because I think some women really get down to the art of being gay and then got to give a woman a head and it's like, no, that's too gay for me. I heard that. You got to really get in the ocean. Like, there's no way you giving a woman a head and you not coming up wet. It's not real. Right. Exactly. Not if you're doing what you're supposed to. If you're not ready to face that. Right. You're not gay. You're not, you're not ready to really be. You're not really, really ready to dive in. Interesting. And also, I've heard you talk, I've heard you explicitly be like, hey, don't come over to me if you're, if you're, if you're just curious. I've heard you, I've heard you say that as well. There's a lot of masculine women that has this idea of like, I'm going to turn a straight woman gay and they feel pride in it. I'm not. This ain't gay training. So add that to the list. If you're not really a lesbian, I don't want you. I don't want to train you. And then one day you wake up and you're like, no, I still love dick. And now it's wasteful to me. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And then you put in, it's like, it's like in like, in like Rocky, if they'd spent all that time, like, you know, doing pushups and running up the steps. And he was like, I don't even like fighting like that. Exactly. What the fuck did I do all this for? Yeah. So no, I'm not one of those. If you're not gay. If it ain't your thought, if it ain't your initial way, I don't want you. okay and and listen to that listen to that there's some listeners that might have been in the dms before just second guess think about it just think about it before you've heard the criteria just at least thinking about like would i give a woman head and if the answer is i don't talk to don't even think about it for a second it need to be a definite yes because i'm not a i'm not a touch me not there's also touch me nuts those are the gay women that just give head and they never receive why i don't know what's the upside to that i don't know i think that those are the women that are stressed out like i think if you never release i think your shoulders have a lot of pressure in it of course so it's like up to your ears so you just out here just keep giving giving giving you never release her i don't even know if that's gay i think you just stressed out making decisions i can't imagine just giving a woman head and then it's like okay well good day good day yeah i just we can take a break but we gotta get back to work we can drink some water you know i'm saying i'll see you in a half hour you some people get fully pleased just off of doing the act and never receiving i've heard about this but i've never really been able to i don't get it neither i don't i mean no disrespect if that's your situation but also just you you deserve yeah you work hard you work hard you going to work you gotta put on a polo shirt every day you know what i'm saying you gotta clock in you gotta do your whole job and then you go home and you don't you just give and go to sleep you bet you deserve more you are a queen you gave all day even if you're a stud you still a queen i like to call i like to call studs queens how does how do they feel about it when you do that they don't really like it it's like sometimes you gotta remind them they still girls sometimes they take it too far so when you call them a queen it like take them out of it but that one it's like calling an old man like like a like a super old man they really don't they really don't like that don't call me a because they was around before we was around to a negro yeah there was around when it was when it was still colored so i do that so i call them it's the same feeling that that makes me want to call an old man a so bad next time you get a chance do it and just watch his world blow his mind it's so beautiful to see i've never thought about it like that but you're really honest because old men don't use the word like oh they was because if they was around they're like no i'm not they've got to use and you gotta say it like like young because you know they hate the young kids yeah yeah just say it real young oh it pisses me off piss them off it's like they brain pop they lose stage so yes i'm gonna give that a shot that's very very funny paris you came to us with some lyrics today yes i really thought about it yeah you came to us with some lyrics i mean we've got them all right here start with start with whichever one feels right to you just give the artist in the name of the song i always been trying to figure out the dmx lyrics for um up in here mm-hmm and every time i listen to her like even if it come on in the mix i'm like who was he talking about and why didn't nobody stop him yeah so the lyrics say if i got to bring it to you cowards then it's going to be quick all your man's they've been in jail before suck my dick and when you think about that song every time that song come on the club everybody going crazy oh yeah yeah they saying every word so then i look around because it's like who is he telling to suck his dick because in jail it's just men yeah and i love the mx but was he is that bar gay or not and that's what you came to ask me that all your man's they've been to jail before suck my dick you in jail all men and so to me i think like like rappers telling like haters or whatever to suck their dick is like this is part of rap music right you know what i'm saying which also has always been strange to me in and of in and of itself that's always like i mean not strange necessarily but it's also like these dudes it's like that that's very like homophobic being like hey yo hey that man suck my dick it's like it's like well hey man you if it's always felt i've never said that to nobody i've never been like hey suck my dick like because i'm like what if they really want to do it yeah exactly it feels more like an invitation than an insult if you really think about it like it's don't feel like it don't it feels like if anything you're like yeah what if you came over here and made me feel good yes what if you came over here what have you what if you gave me some pleasure like and you're supposed to be like do it's that's it's i've never been able to wrap my head around suck my dick is like a as like an insult right and uh i think but whatever in the way that rappers use it it would be normal if he didn't say specifically all the man's has been to jail before because that goes it sort of implies that it's like hey i already know you be doing exactly why don't you come over here and do it to me and everybody's just in the club suck my dick whoa whoa whoa you know what i'm realizing i actually didn't realize that this was a lyric i've heard this song many times i think i growing up i was hearing the version on the radio and i don't know it was bleeping it yeah and i don't know what they i don't know how they bleep it out on the radio i don't know what the edited version is i don't think they say suck my dick i think he say suck my woo or something like that that's what i'm saying he rapped fast so it's probably confused i kind of missed it i actually i really this is you actually taught me something today see wait till you're here next time you're in the club you're gonna be like you're gonna stop you're gonna have to pay attention oh he does say all the man has been in jail before actually i never knew that that's i never i never knew that's what it was i i know if you bring it to if i'm gonna bring it to you cows and it's gonna be quick some some some some some suck my dick i actually never knew that it was that specifically and now it's now it's making me think about it really differently because out of all because it could have been like all the all the all the haters talking down on me all the people that don't like me anybody they believe in me but you specifically like hey hey man have you been locked up only for the men that's been like that he made that very good now if you've been free don't suck my dick if you've been locked up because you know what it requires suck my dick it's like wait a minute x what was you thinking you know rest in peace rest in peace he's he's not here to explain it to us but um yeah yeah i got more questions than i did before i i just hope every time somebody hears a song now they stop yeah well because it also implies when you're telling somebody to suck your dick it implies that you have like animosity towards it it implies that there is like y'all got some type of beef and like you were like yo like it's there's like a you so i guess another way you could read it is him being like like i don't with you if you've been to jail but he been to jail so it's not you don't hate the jail man yes it's not you don't hate the every like people for going to jail like because you like he lived that so it's like it's not that so there's really there's not that many ways to read it there's only one there's not that many ways to read this i want to know how the men in jail felt when it came up well it probably depends on which ones see dick suckers in jail like he talking to us right it was probably it was probably a subsection of men being like sure no problem yeah as soon as you get in here come on bro i got something for you now we can work that out quick i love the music would love to give you something back for what you have given to us so absolutely it was a population of men in there that was like yeah he he made that he made that for us yeah i could take care of that yeah that's that's that's one of the ones okay and then okay let's go i want to go to i want to go to this one okay next my future yeah okay whole lot of etiquette she earned whole lot of etiquette she earned her crown whole lot of baby hairs ain't going out of style she ain't got no manners come through with no panties it's the baby hairs line for me yeah yeah no that's real i think because they're never going out of style that's true it always it always looks fly when a girl got her baby hair is like just just so it's it looks incredible it's art you know what i mean and it's like super curled up you know like what a queen you know and for some women depending on the texture of their hair like it could take a minute to get it to do that yeah you know what i'm saying it's like a hole you got to gel it down you got to get a good baby hairs you know what i'm saying not the struggle hairs or not the teenage hairs because you know now they bring in the baby hairs to their edges to like the eyebrows oh i see i see what you're saying he wasn't talking about them no no no it's the little the petite ones yes it's just like it's just like right here and it's laid down you get it no i just i understand what you're talking about and she ain't got no manners come through with no panties we love a queen that's just can i talk to you about this song in general let's hear it about this i'm so curious about because i think when i when i when i think about you i think of you in future as somebody who maybe who see the world in the same way a lot of ways i think a lot of times when when i post about future a lot of times you being like i get it i understand him i totally get him in this whole song is basically him being like if i could build a from scratch yes here's all the things that i would yes and i've had women in my life tell me like that song is insane really what part don't they like do they not have baby ears what's going on i think i think the women in my life who have talked to me about the song have been like it's crazy to talk about like if you could piece a woman together from from scratch i think they maybe they're like they're like oh why can't you just take why can't you just find a woman as like a real life woman instead of having to piece together this imaginary one because sometimes you meet two women and you wish you could merge them together but i think i think women feel the same way about men uh a thousand percent i think that's what if you really think about it that's what the entire genre of like uh like like romance novels and romance movies so many like pretty much the thesis of like all of these movies and books and stuff like that is like all right There's one man who's like, who's like uh he's like sexy he's like sexy but he's like an idiot yes and then there's another man who's smart but he's kind of a bitch yes and what they actually want is like what like half of what each of them have got yes but like they can't do that so now they've got it they're torn they're like well do i want the smart guy or do i want the sexy guy it's our choice and it's and and it's like that for for everybody really we're all just i don't know why so that's why i'm confused why they don't like the song if a woman could put her nerdy dream guy together with her swaggy sexy man they would merge him yeah because a man could be perfect but if a woman doesn't like his penis size right she doesn't want to settle yeah so if you could just build the dick why would you not go for it yeah and i remember seeing you i remember you seeing you paris uh do a set doing a comedy do a comedy central set this is probably like 2018 2019 yeah and uh it was it was here in new york and um i don't know if we've ever talked about this but i i wasn't on it i just was like hanging out because i knew a lot of the people that was on it everybody was eating eating a dick everybody was like everybody like people was bomb and it was and it was a good lineup it was a lineup of good comments it was a lineup a lot of people that i think are kind of everybody i was like oh yes they're funny they're funny i was and that's why i want to go see it it's like everybody's everybody was so funny everybody was bombing just like real just bomb bomb bomb bomb some of the people that was on there i know specifically asked for comedy central not to release their set really yes specifically because they were like yo this was you know it was people who like already had careers and shit like that so i was like i'm not really tripping over this right just but just don't drop it don't just don't drop it i will say i remember specifically the only people that really had banger sets was it was jack but jack only jack had half a good set jack had a like his first half crushed he was killing and then he went he started like really trying some stuff that was like they just wasn't going there with him and so like his first half was killing and then they like when the only the only people that i remember really seeing having like a good set all the way through was you and nori and i remember specifically you was talking about you was doing a bit about um they did about picking the dick yeah about picking and like making the selection around what the what the right dick is for the right moment yes which is that was the moment i think because i was still new to new york so i had the point to so i think that's probably why i took it serious um but i still feel like that i feel like as a lesbian if you're gonna throw dick i think it should match your kneecaps it should just match the part color wise yeah i don't really believe in those rainbow dicks because yeah what some of them are like yeah purple or like no like blue it's so colorful and it's just like who is this for interesting do they sell them in every shade like in all normal skin shades you can get them yeah you can get them in every shade i didn't know this you can get them every shade they have different textures like emojis yes it's like you can you can customize like super light to like super black uh-huh well they'll have they have like straight up like black black like ones that like look like like this like this color then they got like a dark brown okay like a light brown okay a lighter brown sure so it's like find something that fits in the color of what the knees is doing it's i don't just be throwing out rainbow dick i don't believe in rainbow dick i got something i understand that it feels it feels it feels against god yeah it's like if we're going if they say we're going to hell for this let's make it count let's at least make it historically accurate yeah let's have some fun and actually if we're doing what the men do let's respect men still sure and make it look presentable yes i do i was talking to i've talked to punky about this and i'm very envious of of what y'all got going on in the sense of like punky would be like yeah like yeah like there's different dicks for different occasions yeah and like it just depends on what type of nitrotron and that's such a that's such a beautiful concept of being like here's what here's what dick i'd like to approach this sex with today i wish you know i think that's something i wish my life you wish men could do that of course i think they i think they absolutely would if they could absolutely if it was positive you'd be like okay cool so i'm gonna be all right okay so what you need okay you need all right yeah bet okay so i'll be i'll be that today yeah and then tomorrow and then you know hilarious yeah i really yeah i'm awful going to the store with the woman yeah i like i like letting women pick it out because it's about them of course um so you you you got to get a new one for every woman but it's like what's the vibe what's your what's where do you like to live what what neighborhood yeah because everybody's different so you can't just i think that's the beauty in it too yeah like men only got one dick so y'all got to figure out how to throw that everything to all the women and you're just like yeah this is i hope you like it right if you don't they could pick it out it's like if you pick out a dick you don't like and you complain later you are the problem of course because it's like you got to know yourself y'all look in time hey literally that's your pussy queen that is not mine fairs you brought one more lyric for us yes the craziest one yeah i think the women can relate to this since they don't like build a bitch uh i think i feel like they'll love tony braxton just be a man about it the beginning of the song dr dre calls her leaves a voicemail and this back in the day so he had to pay for him yeah so he paid to leave a voicemail when he could have just went home but instead he said hey hey tony it's me i was just calling you know just calling to let you know don't wait up for me tonight i mean i just got a couple things on my mind i got to think about you know just um i'll be over at brian's house you know just for the night so he could have went home and told her but he left the voicemail and it's the crazy part is because he said i was just calling yeah i know you were because you're my voice you're on the phone second off i was just calling to let you know don't wait up for me tonight why would you leave me a voicemail telling me to go to sleep just come home and just wait till i fall asleep and then go to brian house and then he follows up and say because he he know a woman's going to say why not uh-huh i mean i just got a couple things on my mind i got to think about yeah and i'll be over at brian's house just for the night so he can't think at home he can't think at his mother house he can't think no he got to go to brian house to think and he want me to go to sleep while i while he think i need to be asleep because apparently if i stay up he can't think in peace now this is women what women should be mad about yeah no i'm i'm with i'm with you and it's like i don't know what dr dray had going on but i'll just say if you're a man and you and you date women let's say you're young and you're still trying to figure things out don't leave a voicemail like this this because it's like if you if you thought you didn't have no time to think now you really not gonna be able to think after you leave that because it's like she's gonna hear that voicemail you getting a call immediately you're getting a call in seconds so not only are you telling me to don't wait up for you tonight i'm calling you as soon as i'm done listening as soon as as soon as the instant the instant that's over the moment you say just calling to let you know i'm calling you because you can let me know in my why are you leaving a voicemail and then did you plan it like how did he know she wasn't gonna answer the phone he was hoping he was hoping and praying she wasn't going to use this last 50 cent at the pay phone or he or he knew that she was never going to be there to begin like he knew she was like having a dinner with her her mom or whatever fair and was like oh let me get ahead of this that's the time i already know i'm about to get out of here to be on some bullshit let me just go that way by the time she get home right that's probably what he was doing that's probably you got as a man you get it because i'm all confused you're like you know what let me put this okay that makes sense it's but it's it's also like it's also just like this is this is terrible because he's talking about he's gonna be at brian's house it can go look that could go in one or two directions right either like either like he's not one thing i'll tell you he's he's probably not going to brian's house okay he's not going to brian's house he's going to he's going to brianna house okay okay he's trying to give himself a cover okay he's trying to that's if i could guess or another version of that is him being like i need to think and i can only think with brian something about something about brian makes me feel really helps him think brian makes me feel really safe to think about everything that i need to think about and i just can't do that if you're around which implies a different type of situation there's a lot there's a few different directions you could take this it's wow but it is all in all it's wild it's just insane it's crazy no matter which way you shake it to call and say because either you're straight up lying and you're gonna be doing some shit that you're not talking about right or you and this is presumably yeah he lived with tony braxton this yes so this is so they at least are close enough to live together but he cannot think he can't think if she's around he only could think if he's with brian which and that's why i don't think men lie well because if anything just go home tell her you have things on your mind you need time to think and be like baby i'm gonna be in the backyard i'm gonna smoke a joint and i'm gonna just need some i'm gonna need some quiet or even go home to let her know that you'll be leaving back out to get some thinking time but at least go drop off the news don't leave a voicemail telling me how you gonna tell me not to now how you gonna tell me not to stay up just because you need time to think that's selfish he said go to go to sleep go to sleep i'm not coming back tonight that automatically will make a woman think you're cheating why are you trying to put me to sleep and he might be cheating with brian that's what i'm saying and then it's going that's the third thing one more thing so you gay now brian is gonna catch a slur for no reason now she don't like brian now she calling up at brian's house she gotta call brian talking about okay so you got my man over there and brian's gonna answer the phone oh yeah yeah he's answering well brian gotta answer the phone well here's the thing though or like brian or brian knows if he's not going to brian's house brian knows he's an alibi so he don't answer the phone because then she's gonna be like we'll put him on the phone and then brian in a position where he's like i don't right oh he just went to the store here around the corner it's a lot of lies back in the day was crazy it's it's crazy what you used to be able to get away with because there was no cell phones yeah so it's like so you really would just be unreachable literally there would just be times where it's like oh there's actually no way to get in contact with me that's why he said just call because she can't call back it's true because we're trying to apply right now logic to it if he on a pay phone like he's leaving there immediately she could try to call that back star 67 star 69 whatever he not gonna beat her at that no at that point i think this is how you knew he was lying because he answered every question yeah without her even asking it right because he knew he knows the lineup of questions everything he said he stopped for a minute like what would she say next yeah why are you calling why you not home just calling the line let you know don't wait up for me tonight i'm not coming in there why are you not coming in here i just got a couple things on my mind yeah like what i just gotta think you know i don't know where you gonna be at brian's house and also also i i need to listen to but it seems like he's like just um play it it seems like it's wild it seems like he's like just uh uh like he had to make up that lie in the moment in the moment yeah uh dr dray if you're listening we know that you are come on man you gotta be lie better lie or don't lie at all tell the truth the truth shall set you free doctor it will come on and it's i know this song came out 25 or 26 years ago but i feel like there's still men oh my god who tell these same lies oh my god is with without a doubt um all right before we get out of here we're gonna listen to some voicemails okay um from from some fans let's let's pull this up real quick grab some headphones right there hey devin and uh cat williams that's my guest for this episode cat williams nobody's done that before nobody's ever guessed normally what people say is like oh hello devin and guest of the show i like he tried to predict it right also i mean god i mean that's a new that's a new strategy i'm not mad at that strategy i'm not mad at you being like well let me see maybe it's him manifested i'm not mad at that strategy i'm not mad at you being like well let me see maybe it's him manifested williams if you're listening we know that you are would love to have you big big fan of what you got going on uh the song i'm talking about today is a song called putting your mouth by akanele you know very famous song very popular song for how crass it is it's about you know fellatio great great awesome but at the end i think he shows a very good display of allyship he says what do you choose to lick pussy or dicks people throughout the world it's your pick and she repeats that like three or four times and i think that's a beautiful you know in the hyper masculine world of mid-90s hip-hop i think it's beautiful that you chose to be an ally to the queer community all right thanks uh devin and cat williams oh that's hilarious yeah paris how did how did this make you feel i think that's i think that's that's very good for the bisexual community yeah of course i think so do you believe that bisexuals exist i believe it is i actually i started to understand them more this year okay i think being a bisexual is like a hard thing to do but i get it because it's a hard decision to choose penis or vagina okay because like good dick is strong i've heard you say this yeah it's like the devil like it really can have a hold on you when you know you don't need it and i feel like good pussy is like crack so when you bisexual is like do i worship the devil will be a crackhead right it's all got a coast it could all lead me to to my demise yeah so like which way do you want to go but crackheads always look happy well yeah let's say don't have crack that's what i'm that's why it's really hard because it's like it's a choice but it's like if that's gonna make me happy like crack so i get bisexuals just coasting in the middle i think also i think bisexual men have it the hardest for real yeah i think they because bisexual women i feel like people are always like you know i think i think people are like oh that's fun that's fun you like do this i feel like especially if you black if you're a black bisexual man especially like until maybe very recently it's still kind of now if you're a black bisexual man all like black people gonna be like that nigga gay yeah they are because again the two i'm telling you it's because if you put something in your mouth that heavy it's no way you're not gay you can't do that and ever go back to thinking i feel like as a bisexual man uh-huh i think other people look at it as if you suck the dick there's no way you telling me that you'll ever forget you suck the dick interesting because it's such an experience to suck a dick but you don't gotta forget you could just be like yeah no i did i did that yesterday and today i'm doing something different hey be the king that you are whatever makes you happy go for it i feel like as long as you let people know yeah just don't be suck a dick as a secret yeah that's fair i think that's a big that's a big part of it just be just be your bisexual self that's it and if she doesn't like you get another one women love gay men uh that is true that is true it also depends on i don't know it depends on it depends on what where where you like to date yeah because i feel like it's i've i've certainly met women who are like yeah like i like my man kind of gay i've met it's a lot of women that like gay men exactly so many of them so just be in your truth king we got we got one more voicemail okay before we get out of here from a fan in atlanta uh hi uh pod and guest uh pod and guest now hey you know my name you know how you listen you you left a voicemail i'm on i'm on every episode i think the first guy saying kent williams he held it for both of them yeah okay pod pod that's crazy thank you for having me on um here's the deal all right my lyric i'm bringing to this uh conversation has got to be uh the carters beyonce and jay-z their collaborative album um heard about us okay and in that song beyonce sings the most beautiful beautiful most beautiful i've ever heard if you don't know now you know niggas i need everybody to run this song back and hear the runs that this bitch laid down on some fucking if you if you don't know now you know nigga i've never heard niggas sung so beautifully in my life and i feel like it needs addressing um yeah my name is jj appreciate y'all jj i like she dropped her name at the end right she gave the whole thing all right my name is jj right just so you know well now i that's not even really about the lyric this is really just about beyonce's vocals but now i kind of want to and she she had it like she was doing it at different parts in the song yeah so whoever the lady wasn't black i feel like she made a good point uh-huh so black or not you kind of could slide with that one interesting because she did sing nigga appropriately now you if you're not black you shouldn't have said it you shouldn't but you picked a good example of how you heard it it was beautiful it was you know what i'm saying i feel like everybody whether you can say the word or not like you could acknowledge just yes that is you've heard it you've heard we've all heard it yes you know one way or another and i do think uh yes one of the most beautiful ways i've ever heard it that was good shout out to beyonce shout out to beyonce um yeah i try not to talk about beyonce too much on this podcast because i'm afraid of her fan base oh yeah they crazy i just and i just don't want i just don't want none of it i don't want i don't want the good or the bad i've never seen them be good to me i only am aware of like i'm sure they're doing good stuff for beyonce and like yeah but i've never i've just i've seen them act real crazy yeah and so i'm never i don't think i'll ever speak 100 about my beyonce thoughts okay or my jay-z thoughts really on here yeah i just i just don't want it well that was a good song so you said something positive so the beehive will be there yeah saying we love you yeah hey shout shout out uh and shout out to paris paris uh you you got anything you'd like to plug for people before we get out of here um i'm shooting a special in november called tomboy and my hulu special comes out in april let's go so y'all go peep i mean you listen this episode you know paris is very funny if you're not familiar with her work uh go go follow her go go run a special up when that come out and um and slide in the dms queens and slide in the dms but like only if it's appropriate only only respectfully only respectful don't be come on you heard you heard the list of requirements you see what paris got going on and you're like oh my god i don't know what to do don't be don't be ambitious sometimes you'll be like damn you you believe in yourself a lot huh and it's good and it's good there's the wrong time to do it you don't gotta do it over here i love you either way but respect me all love um bye y'all my favorite lyrics is a production by disco nap if you guys like what you hear leave a review and tell a homie about the show and make sure to follow us at my favorite lyrics pod on all social platforms except for twitter we offer that you can learn more about this week's guest and the my favorite lyrics team by checking out the show's notes and thank you to the guys that made the show happen executive producer lauren mandel producer carmen carrigan our editor 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