I Finally Snapped | Financial Audit

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You'll get lifetime access to the entire Hammer Elite catalog and my Hammer for Life box packed with limited edition merch. Download the Hammer Elite app by using the link in the description or pinned comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join, and that's a promise. - My name's Michael. I'm 24 years old from Manchester, New Hampshire, and this is Financial Audit. - It certainly is and you're certainly a big piece of shit. - Dude, I'll be completely honest. - Let me say something. - My mom is a fan of you. - My mom's a fan of you, bro. - Okay, it says you're like the rip off Dave Ramsey. - You're produced a big piece of shit of a son. - Okay, and we're bigger than Dave, so. - We'll be fine. - You disagree, I mean, look at every podcast, sorry. It's not a jerk off, but if we're ripping off then. - You're talking. - But here's the thing. You're a big piece of shit and everyone hates you. Listen, like YouTuber Penguin Zero would hate you. You're the guy that everyone hates. - Really? - Yes, 'cause you went to jail for being a prank. - That makes me hateable. - Yes, you're the biggest piece of shit that it ruined YouTube, that ruined everything. - You're a bad person. - People love me. - That might be real. - Who loves you? - I have 14-year-old kids, maybe not that young. - Oh, come on, who loves the. I walk outside of my city, people yelling my name, beeping horns, yelling at me by walking my dog. - People, no. - Yeah, 'cause they hate you. They beep at you 'cause they hate you. - They love me. - They love me. - She's talking about you. - Look at your hair, dude. - Does it look like you girls? - How old are you? - You're copying, like my generation's haircut is what you're copying with that. - It's like, it's just not in. It's just curls, so what's the hair cut? I don't know, I think it's like, comes off as if you're trying to curl. - How are broccoli top? Are you trying to be cool? - No. It's actually just perfect for getting out of bed and putting some in my hair. But I appreciate you trying. You're doing very well. - I know, I probably caught you off guard by calling you a piece of shit out of the gay, but that is because you are. - I think the same about you too, so. - Okay, you wouldn't come on my show if you think I'm a piece of shit. - I mean. - But prank YouTubers are the worst among us, man. And I'm glad you went to jail. I guess I need to learn about how much you make, but I just wanted to start off by saying that. - Who says I'm a prank YouTuber? Where are you getting that turn? - Is that what it is? I don't know. I looked over and that's kind of the only thing I had. - I mean. - Okay, you got arrested for content. I think you're a bad person. - Okay. - What content did you get arrested for? You pathetic worm. - I jumped off to San Monica Pier. I got away initially. - That's not even a prank, you're killing yourself. - I almost drowned, actually. It was kind of bad. The barnacles were ripping on my hands and all this stuff. I basically asked this girl for her number. And how her filming was, if I got rejected, I jumped. But she gave me her number. So I'm like, okay, well, I'm jumping anyway. So I jumped off the pier. I started drowning, finally made it to shore, after a while, a whole bunch of people up there filming me. My camera crew started fighting like performances who are like performing. - Fighting performances. - Yeah, I jumped there and some was performance. So they're like 200 people watching and I just use the crowd as my own. - Again, you're an asshole. - How am I, what's the part of anyone other than myself? - With it. - Yeah, you're an asshole. I was only heard in myself. I wasn't like, you heard their performance. You're an asshole. - Okay, it wasn't the best performance out there. I'm gonna be real. - It doesn't matter. You're an asshole. - They probably put time, energy, effort into it. People were watching and you interrupted. 'Cause you're an asshole. - Because you think you're, everything. You think you are the main character. You are that piece of shit. I am so done with people like you. I know I'm hitting this episode off strong. But it is because when I sat down and looked over at that and I was like, oh, I hate him. I already knew I hated you. 'Cause you are the worst of humanity who goes out and uses the world and innocent people that do not consent to it for content. You're a bad piece of shit person. And I'm glad you got arrested. - You're glad I got arrested. - I just said I'm glad you got arrested. - You know how long I was even in jail for? - No, tell me. - I did a year, I did a year. A year. - Really? - I was looking at seven to four times. - Seven to four times. - Yeah. - Woo, for what? - They deemed it a mental health crisis and got dropped down to a year. But yeah, I was looking at a lot more. - Oh. - Yeah. - It was actually, so it wasn't just a peer. I had a whole bunch of charges before that. - Oh, okay, well now it makes sense. 'Cause I don't understand seven years for jumping off a peer. I'll be honest. - Yeah. - That's where I was like, okay, maybe the criminal justice system is going too far. But, okay, prior charges. So yeah, you're a piece of shit. That's line in on. - So every one of the other charges of a piece of shit. - Usually. - Yeah. - Really? Usually, yeah. - Yeah. - You couldn't survive in there. I'm gonna just be real. - No, that's why I don't do the illegal things that would get me in jail. So if you want a piece of shit. - Okay. - Maybe your piece of shit. But not much illegal. - Yeah, thank you. - A piece of shit. - Big surf, correct in that. Yep. - Yeah. But everything I do, like with you, is with a consenting or a thought. So it's just like, I don't film kids. What are you applying with that? Consenting. - They're not consenting. Okay. Sometimes they see a camera. Sometimes. Sometimes it doesn't mean all the time. - If you see a camera in your face, you know that. Okay. Yeah, he's filming me. It's kind of something. - If I walk outside of a planet or a camera in someone's face, that means they consent. - Yeah. - I mean, no. - Consent is a pretty simple concept. - Oh, you're an animal. - No, that'd be real though. If I point a camera at you, you don't like it. Just turn around. It's not that difficult. - So what was your previous charges? That piece of shit. It was a burglary and was it? - Yeah, you're a good guy. - Yeah. - What a good guy. - No, and the other a felony was a fleeing with a deadly weapon. It wasn't even a weapon. - Was this for content? - No. - This was off camera. Yeah, this was off camera. - Oh. So, yeah. Yes, when you went to jail for that stuff, yes. You're a piece of shit. And the other people that went to jail for that shit. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. And they're a piece of shit. I don't know what to tell you. I think I'm at least like a cool piece of shit, right? - No. - People like me for the most part. - I mean, everyone has their opinions, but, you know. - Really do they? Cause you're literally just putting cameras in people's faces. And you think they like you. They like the attack. Oh, dude, when I'm filming, I build a crowd. People start falling us around. Place to place. People enjoy this stuff. It's a different age. You're old. I'm gonna be real, bro. Are you like 40? 40-ish? Uh-huh, yeah. Well done. Very good. Still got a patchy beard going on too though, which is crazy. I do say that it should be. That is true, but you know what I do? What? Cause if I don't, I got the double chin. Okay. I respect that, I guess. Maybe. Uh-huh. A little bit. Okay, what's the channel? We're gonna believe it. Cause I don't believe in cloud on the show. Yeah, it's a. The one where everyone's out there cheering you on. Is it with, uh. 2,760 subscribers? I mean, YouTube isn't really. YouTube, I post and do my thing. Oh, oh. Okay, so where do people know you from? Uh, I'll say like Instagram. I got the most views. I'll say. We're a same username? Yeah, same, same thing. Yep, yep. I got like 400K on TikTok. Lost the password though. But. Followers don't really mean anything. No, they don't. Especially for you with your followers. I don't really correlate very much. What does that mean? I mean, it's okay. So what you're doing right now? Yeah, and let me tell you something. What you're doing right now? Pull up my views on my Reels on Instagram. Compare to your views with a million followers and tell me I'm not just as close to you. No, you're not. Because the reality is the vast majority of your Reels get 30 to 20,000. I average about 50K views. Okay, that's pathetic. What do you average? Half a million? I'm like. About a million. No, it's not. Sorry, it's not pathetic. But if you're comparing it to the million, like. Again, I don't really sit here and jack off on how well we're doing. But if you come in here and you start pretending like. Like. That we're not doing well in that you with 20 to 50 is doing well. I mean, you're doing your thing. You're doing your thing, I guess. You could call it that. Third largest podcast in the world. And who actually cares about finances? People watch this. Okay. Third largest podcast in the world of finances. No. Well, no podcast. Okay, let me tell you this. It's in the media. It was Rogan and it was us. Okay, okay. Okay. This isn't a brag. I don't even talk about this shit. I posted a thank you online, yes. Keep sucking Rogan's deck, yep. I know how to get it. Huh? Yeah. You love Rogan, don't you? You wanna get that signature spot? We've never mentioned his name on this shit. You just did. You just did. It's till now because I was giving you the rankings. How. This is your brain? Your ego's so big that you have the rankings memorized. Do you check this like nightly or. Oh, weekly. But. It's more so for ad rates for whatever. That's the number to. People watch you for people like me. They don't watch it for you. No one likes you. They watch it for the game. You say that. But then about a hundred different people tried to create the same show. And they all failed. Maybe because they didn't get enough guests like me on it. I don't know. They certainly did. I don't know. I mean, I do because we do competitive research. Competitive research. Are you a nerd? Did you get bullied in high school? No. I am fairly wise. Yeah, you did. No, I unfortunately was the verbal bully. That's why I'm so good at it on this show. No, you're okay with it, I guess. Okay. You didn't ask my question. No. No. You have friends. Yeah. I just can't find that believable. Okay, you just seem like an idiot. I don't know what you're accomplishing here. What are you doing? What are you trying to get? What I'm trying to say is-- Because your entire point here, when you're trying to metric your success, is that your view to follow ratio is similar? No. But, okay. So then you go off on a tangent, okay? I'm an asshole. Wow, okay. Asking about my high school. I make a living off of making videos. Is that not successful? How these views don't equal living? Brands will pay. So, like, for example, -- I'm not successful. So there it is. So that would be-- Yeah, might be my follow-up question. Which, by the way, you follow me. I don't follow you. Who's doing better? You follow me? I said, you follow me. I don't follow you. I do not follow you. I would never follow you. I'm a beer out you. Like his name? Like I was saying. But it says, "Follow back." Yeah, that's a misclick. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Okay, guys. Yeah. Okay. I don't like financial stuff to beer out you. Okay, it's Caleb Springer. Why you have to compare yourself to other people so much? Well, actually, it's a comparison that I captured. People try to use it to weaponize against me. I just chose to use it for myself. Well, you're all seeing it. Good enough if you have to keep comparing yourself to these items. No, again, people. All three podcasts. But you're saying, I'm just like Dave Ramsey. I'm just like this guy. I didn't say that. You said that. You said that. You think when you say something, that means I said it. You said that. I did not say that. I said you're going to back. This is recorded. All right, get to the financial stuff. Let's get to the show, dude. Like this says, I'm figuring out what you do for a living. You say you're an influencer. I would say barely. And you get arrested for it because you deserve to be arrested and I'm ashamed that you made it to the beach. But what do you make? I make about like eight to 10 K a month outside. Wow. I got my ways. What are the ways that come in from like many places? Like how many of them are legal? Well, you assume when I sell drugs, like-- Yeah, maybe. I don't know. You're the one that went to jail, not me. I don't sell drugs now. No, not anymore. Not anymore. And also, you're on probation. So you probably wouldn't tell us if you do. Yeah. I'm on probation, yeah. probation guy. How long's your probation? It's another like three years left to it. So a little bit of time. I'm my license to suspend it too. I got like four years on that. I was in jail for that appointment. I had to like go in for the court thing. And they didn't bring me. And so they just gave me the max. One more thing. If he does one more thing, lock him up forever. Because forever. I've never changed. Forever. Yes. Because it's people like you that continue the repeat crime from this country. Yes. Repeat. I don't have them committed in crime in a while. I spent a year in jail. Didn't commit any crimes there. Yeah. That's how that works, usually. Yeah. I mean, I could have. You could have. But yeah. I mean, it is. Society was protected from you because we locked you away. Yes. But now that you're back, if you do it again. Society is very thankful and back. Let me just say that. Sure. 3,000 people. Yeah. Well, it'll be up there. Maybe. I mean, I wish you success, but not success on the behalf of other people that didn't consent to be in your content. That's why this shows fun. It's because people consent to be in the content. If I was doing this on the street and just ambushing people and they didn't consent to it, that wouldn't be very fun. That's abusive and bad. I think I'd like watching that better than to show you doing that. Well, you don't go watch that. That's fine. But it does prove that. But either way, that's not what matters. I'm saying what you're doing is unethical and disgusting. Unethical and disgusting is crazy. Yes. How? You're putting cameras and people's faces and not getting consent for it and pranking them and making prank content. And it's bad. So what did you do before the show? You didn't make other content. You just went straight to a podcast. That was your dream. This is your dream? Correct. This is your dream. Correct. Yeah. That was your point. It's kind of sad, bro. Oh, no. Millions of dollars in a nice house. That's horrible. Yeah. I bet I'm way happier than you. And I have maybe… No, no. It is true. The most… And degenerate the people. The happier they do tend to be. It is true. When you're successful, you really measure things very well. When you're a budger, when you're actually making sacrifices to the future, you actually start thinking about things like that. And it actually does suck. It kind of ways you down. That is true. I was probably happier when I was a financial mass. 100%. Now you're a millionaire sellout. Sellout. Yeah, you're a major sellout. Major. To find your whole character. Your character. Your posting. I have it. Sure. I'll follow you for a day because I'm going to see who I'm going to talk to, right? But the goalposts are pushing. You try to get kids to buy credit cards. What? Yeah, bro. Yeah. What did I do that? You were signing a lot of things that I've never done. You encouraged people to actually probably ruin their life and go in debt by. What? Is what I. What? I'm not going to say what. I'm not going to say I'm like a financial expert. But I feel like I'm pretty good at that. We know that. I'm pretty good at like reasoning. Okay. And you've not proven that yet in 15 minutes, but continue. My reasoning is telling me that like you ain't. Now. I don't know where I was going with that. I ain't now. I ain't now. You heard it here first. Okay. Okay. Good. Very good. So how am I a sellout? Because you. What? How many. What's on this table? All these sponsorships. They're paying you. First of all, this is our products. And this, we have our products with them. Our products with them. Yes. Sure. You buy yourself. You did that? On me and my team. Well, your product is more known than you. And that's kind of sad. I wish, actually. That would be a lot of. I feel like I've heard a dollar-wise before I heard of Caleb. Maybe. And that would be great. That would actually be your real name. That would be a W. You got like a porn star name. Caleb Hammer. You're trying so hard right now, man. Caleb Hammer. You're trying so hard to stop. If you're going to accuse me of a sellout, please tell me. Because so far, we have two things that we have our own very own product. Yeah. You got products. That's not a sponsorship. You post with credit cards, trying to get. Yes. I see posts of you saying you'll buy this credit card. It'll change your life. No. That's not a thing we. What? Is there like some AI Caleb out there that I don't know about? I don't know. I don't think so. Now, we have a credit card supplier that matches people with good credit cards for their situations. Only if. There you go. They are credit card people of which I've never promoted in a video until you gave me this opportunity right now. Oh, wow. For what? It's worth. For what it's worth. Again, it is qualified only if you're a credit card person. Because I actually do love credit cards. I use credit cards. Of course you do. You're a millionaire. No, no, no. Before that. But you've never been in debt. Have you? Oh my God. You know what it feels like? Okay. This guy's. So he assigns things to me that are not me and then he says, "I'm not things that I want." Like, "What the fuck are we doing?" Okay. I'm going to move on from that because clearly you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and that is always the time. So 10,000 hours a month. What's the income source? Just please break it down for me because that is important for the rest of our life. You said one thing. One thing that is true. What? Maybe you're happier. Maybe you're. No, I know. Because sometimes the more successful and the more intunial with your own. I think I'm pretty successful. I'm not going to lie. Okay. Well, that would be a lie. But you think it actually might not be the average person? Yeah. The average person doesn't go to jail for a year. But pause for a second. The point stands. It is usually the people that are doing the worst through the most ignorant ignorance is bliss. And that is true. I will give you that. But that's the one thing in 17 minutes of what you've tried to throw in out that is maybe correct. But 10,000 hours a month. Break down those sources. Yeah. Okay. So a lot of it's coming from like brand deals. So for example, just send me like a product or something like that. I feel. What? You can do that with your probation? Yes. I have a card. I can smoke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was easy too. I just sent my back hurt and I got it. It was like nice. I hate this country. But there's a lot of. It comes from that. Like I get like a hundred to two hundred dollars per video doing that. So I try to do those every so often. What rest of the 10k is, you know, comes and goes where, you know. Okay. So you have no idea. I still snap chats a little bit. Everyone's throwing a good check from snapchat. I made 8k. That's going down substantially. Snap is cutting that heavily. They already have money. And you'll be on snap. No, that's okay. That's crazy. That's a finance joke for you. Yeah. On the finance show. I went right over my head. Bureau, too. I'm more of like a hustle. I just do what I can to get money every day. It's like, and I like it. I wake up every day. Well, hustle is going on. And as long as it's legal on moral. I agree. I vibe with you on that. Thank you. What you're doing is oftentimes not moral in many of it was a legal. It's not moral to unconsensually phone people on the street for your financial gain. That is not it. Okay. I've never had a bad. Okay. So for example, you wouldn't know. Yeah. Okay. So let me tell me if this is moral. I did a video. I made a whole bunch of sandwiches. Right. And I was giving them out to the homeless. Very nice. No. Not moral. Because you're using the homeless for your own financial gain. No, I'm really not. If you did that and didn't film it, I would give it to you. Dude, then I should I do the donations I do. I don't really volunteer. I don't really have time. But if I did more volunteer work, I wouldn't be filming it. I don't film me making donations. Yeah. I don't do that. I don't even tell my friends about that. I don't do that because it's not for moral mass donations. And you'll be an unlikeable guy for the rest of your life because of that. Well, first of all, come on. Let's just. Can we be honest? I don't ego stroke on this show. I don't. Because I don't care. I just have fun. But the thing is, they wouldn't be watching. They wouldn't be watching if they didn't like me. They don't watch for you. Okay. Which is why no one's been able to do this show successfully that I tried. Listen. Oh my God. Ego. You got the biggest ego ever. This kind of mind reading is a psychological defense mechanism called projection. CUT A NON! I'm responding to what you say. I never stroke my ego on the show. - That's never. - Okay, that's all you do. You got placking behind you. - It's kinda like a decor. - And it's also a hundred thousand. Not even the gold one. - Dude, at least I'm able to pay my employees. How much you paying yours? - Body, you have not been following our content. - I don't, they make a lot of money. I don't think anyone in my age watches this. Maybe like, that's not true. Your age is a quarter of the watching. - Yeah, in the rest, trickle from Dave Ramsey. - No, Dave's actually not even one of our most, he's a big coacher, I bet, right? Competitor, sure. He's not really even close to us in the numbers anymore, but I guess if you want to call on that. - Yeah, okay. - I love Dave, but if he's gonna say this, I mean, I'm just gonna say it again. It's like, I'm only responding to him. I would never come out here and just say this shit. - So what's your point? - It's a podcast, but you're not gonna really get a podcasting. - How? I'm really trying to stay on topic, but you just fly anywhere. - No, I'm talking to me, I got ADHD, like kind of bad. - A little bit. - Not bad. - Probably more excuses to get more pills and drugs legally that I can go against. - I actually stopped taking my meds a couple weeks ago. - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. - It's working really well. 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Oh, okay, maybe it came in through Snapchat and maybe the accountant just marked it as payroll. I mean, I'll have to see in the accounts. Okay, so maybe $4,000. So maybe I'll consider you like a $5,000 median. - Okay. - Can we say that? You say 10. So 10's probably a high month, but then you have low months, right? - Yeah. - Yeah, I did some months with it's like almost nothing. - Yeah. - Okay, so we can call it five average. So you're gonna have to live off of five and store some aside for the slow months. Actually, it's gonna have to be recorded. - I don't really have to store anything. - Then what do you do in the low months? Go steal something? - That's, that's, I have people that help me out. People that, okay, so that's pathetic, then. You're not selling something? - No, no, no, no, no, hear me out, hear me out. People that are invested in my future, they know I'm gonna be something one day. - Wait, did you pay your employees? If people are paying you, how are you paying your employees? - I only got one right now, I got one employee. - Employee? - Yeah. - What's this employee tell me? - His job is basically like, basically he's like my helper. He just kind of helps me and beats my friend pretty much and hangs out with me and we just film together. - He's an employee, I don't, I don't pay him money. - But you are not gonna, you're way into being the next togi. - I don't wanna be togi. - What? - You're saying why I don't wanna be togi? - You make insane content, you treat your employee the same and you're, you are him. - I'm togi. - Just unsuccessful. - I'll take it, I'll take it, then. - Just unsuccessful. Same drugs, same, probably should have gone to jail, same incidents. - Togi's never been to jail? - I bet he went. - I used to be. - I have a lot more people to venture out. - I love them, I think of end of jail than you really know. More people than you know. - Sure, but not the majority. - I would say half. - I don't think half of America has been to jail. - I say like, more than you think, you're just living. - More than I think, you live with all your buddies and you go and read books all my bums and like. - What the fuck? - So are we literally. - We're playing some flowers and that's your fun bro. It's different. - Flowers. - It's a different life dude. - What is this flower thing? - And study. - And study money. - Okay, are we really critiquing me for being like. - Are you even qualitatively intelligent? - To what you go to money. - On qualifications what I need to do to do a money school. - Like I didn't go to money school, I'm sorry. I didn't apply to money school. I can apply to money school after this. Can you find me money school? - I mean like what? - Money school university? - What are you worried about to do this? Well, but what makes you even able to do this? - What school is there to do this? To say earth don't spend more than you make. - So there's really no need for you. You're basically just omitted it yourself. - Kind of except, well people change the lives coming on the show and the average American only has like $400. - But change the lives by watching what I do. (laughs) - Yeah. - Yeah. - They become cooler and more friends. - Maybe. - Huh? - They'll have more friends. - Oh my gosh. Why do I allow you to suck me down to the rebels? I gotta stop allowing this. Oh, I'm too easy. - I'm a real, I'm running this show right now. This is my show. - You are because I'm too easy. - I'm too easy. - No, this is easy. I feel like I could do what you're doing. - Then why don't you? - I'm done. - I do people say that and then they can't. - I'll start my own financial audit. I don't wait for it. - I'll be there. - You want to be my first guest? - Okay, sure. - Sure? - Sure. - No, let's talk. Yeah, baby, baby. That sounds good. I'm not even gonna lie. That's clean. - Yeah, that was bleeped. - That sounds good. - That was bleeped to no one will ever know who you are. - You know, people at this AI, you can undo a bleep. Nowadays, you know, we like cut the audio. We cut the audio. - Don't you put a bleep over the audio? You cut the audio? - Yes. - It's safer. - I just said it enough. You'll mess up on one of them, right? - Better I'll kick you off. - Okay, so $5,000 we're median. So you say, you, well, so how do you pay this employee? - I don't know how you pay. - Because now this person's, this is the point I was trying to make the togi, which I'll try to make to you. Now this person has sacrificed other opportunities and you are, - Yeah. - I pay him. - Yeah, his life is in our hands. - So basically, his payment is, - 3% of us adults have ever been to prison, state or federal in the United States, or jail. - You do. - 3%. - We're on a whole other topic right now. - Uh-huh. - But just fact checking you. - Okay, thank you. - Yeah, basically I pay him with like, so brand deal, semi-stuff, I'll give him, I have like a limited bonds, like a limited weed product. So I give him those. - He comes on trips with me. - That's not pain. So you don't pay him. He doesn't have a salary. - No, everyone's a lot of give him some money. - What? - Every once in a while you get. Okay, so how does he pay his bills? - He has another job he does. - Ah. - Okay, yeah. Ooh, this guy needs to leave you. You're gonna tear him down. How many of you've been on a jail now? - I've been out for maybe like eight months, I think. Eight months now. - A while. - Haven't gone back yet. - Yeah, that's the keyword, obviously. So how are you funding these months? That you're not making money. Which again, you need to pay for him. He needs to make a living. - So I consider like almost like to talk your terms, right? Like, I got like a financial team. That kind of assists me with making content and videos and living my lifestyle. - Okay, his team's this girlfriend, by the way. That's the note that I have. - I'd be your girlfriend in front of your life 'cause you're a pathetic cock. - Okay, maybe she funds it 'cause she believes in me and knows I'm gonna be someone else's day. - Let me see what she looks like. She has to be desperate. - The nastyest bitch. - I have no pictures online with her. - Okay, well, you can look at her Instagram or Facebook or Twitter. - You're right, you're right, you're looks. - Listen, I'm gonna be honest. I mean, I call it as I see it. The dude is a generally good looking guy. So I understand why people would want to sleep with him as like a woman, but who would attach themselves to him long term? I need to see more pictures. - I don't even follow her. Let me. - He doesn't. - No, I don't follow her. - Well, maybe she's not. - She's cool, she's a, no, she has your letter in heart in her bio. - Yep, she does. - Okay, when she accepts your follow request from her boyfriend, let me see. - Yeah, she should do it soon, I hope, I mean. - What is wrong with you? You are a crazy person. So she believes in you. So she helps save the bills. You guys live together. - Yeah, we do, yep. - How long have you guys been together? - Three years. - Wow. - So when you were in jail, she was just like-- - She said, yeah. - What the fuck is wrong with this-- - Yeah, dude, she's one of me in jail. I had money in jail, I was living good too. - What is her job? I need to call her. - I need to call her. - She's a, basically like, uh-- - She's not here, is she? - Oh, damn. - I don't know what it's called, but basically she's like, works with old people. Like she has to like wipe their ass. Like, she drives a bus sometimes. - So she's not making that much money most likely, and she has to fund your entire life, does she live with you? - Yeah, yeah. - You live together. - Yes, her. - And does she live together? - And play live with her? - No, I'm like, what? Why would my employee live with you? - Live with you? - No, live with you. - No, he doesn't live with me. He lives with us like mom, I think. - Okay, there we go. That makes for sense. Because again, you're not giving him any money, and when you do, it's nothing. And it's just giving him bonks, 'cause he has a low-life losers. - You don't smoke? - No, it gets me anxiety. - But, maybe-- - Is that okay with you? - I don't want to tell you why. It's 'cause you're not really that good of a person, and that's what happens. - Does that take a lot of time? - Is that like mythological? Is that how that works? Is that what I'm having? - Yeah, I get anxious. - Yeah. - I get anxious, I'm an anxious little boy. Is that okay? - That mean. - Is that okay with you? Is that accessible? - I don't care what you do. - Does that mean you're a little check mark list? It's on you. - You clearly do, because you're criticizing falsely everything, everything in the show. - Okay. - So far. - But you haven't been able to bring up one reality. - That you're unlikable, I think that's-- - Maybe, that's, I mean, that's to the eyes to the whole. Right? That's for the individual. - Yeah. - Obviously, people watch. Obviously, people do like either with the thousands of people that I've met and have taken pictures with. Yes, no, people like-- (sighs) - I don't ego stroke. I never-- - Oh, that's that financial guy. They don't know your name, I bet. - Do I ever talk about this stuff? No, I don't. Thank you. You're making me talk about it. It feels weird. I don't like it. And it comes across a weird on camera. People are gonna think I'm like, "Grag it, I don't give a fuck." - It's okay, I'll help you. - In fact, I'd rather people not say, "No, it's okay, you can say hi to me if you see me." It's just like usually, I'm just like, I'm the mission to somewhere. - Yeah, you can say hi to me too, if you see me. - Shoot him. In my craft. But what confuses me, I'm gonna be completely honest, is in your pre-interview with Colton. It's like, you were telling Colton that you think she might be a gold digger. - I mean-- - Which is deeply concerning because she funds your lifestyle and it's the only reason you have a place to live and be an honest. Because maybe she believes one day, he'll become rich and famous. And then she's got to reap all the rewards from it. - Yeah, yeah. Is that a question? - Yeah, give me your thoughts on that. - 'Cause that's what Colton's gonna tell me. - I mean, I don't know for sure. I wouldn't say she's like a gold digger. I think that she sees that I'm gonna be successful one day and I'm gonna make it and she wants to be along for the ride. I give her a good life, dude. Like, it was been able to meet people. She never would have been able to meet gold places. - Me, me, me, me. - People are more followers than you, dude. - Woo! - You know what, that's my boy, tattooed him. He got like 1.8 million. - More than you. - I have more than that. - I'm not talking about subs on Instagram, Instagram. - Oh, okay. - But I'm more you. - Okay, I guess I got one on Instagram. I don't really use it. - Dude, what do you mean you don't use it? - My team uses it, not that is true. They pull shorts, that's fair. - So you're lazy. - That's what I wanted to do. - I have people. - I don't have to do every manual-- - My employees here, hold me, he's holding my stuff for me. - He's here? - Yeah, he's here. - Oh, go bring this pathetic worm to me. - Please. - No, no, no, no, no, no. I need to see the, I'll talk to him more in the post show, but I just need to even see my heart. - He should work hard for me. - He must be the most disgusting music I've ever met. - He's a good guy. - Okay, so, okay, good. You tattooed someone with followers. Again, we established followers and nothing. - I tattooed myself too, I did all my tattoos. - I could tell. - Oh, okay. - They're not, are they that bad? (upbeat music) - No, it's just a little messy and kind of just like, weird, it's just something. - I did, I'm a broad, it's all like one weekend. - No, again, we can tell. You don't have to tell us, we know this. - Okay. - So again, gold digger. - How is she gold digging? - I don't really understand that. - Not now, you can't really gold dig if there's no gold. - So you're saying it's a future gold digger? Is what you're afraid of? - Yeah, here's the actual thing that is kind of crazy. She didn't, do you know why she didn't want to come? Did she tell you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She told her, why? - Yeah, yeah. - My theory was that she didn't want, like, it's the internet, bro. The internet's mean, there's a lot of viewers, a lot of, - That's not what she told Colton. - Well, what does she tell Colton? - She said, and we're not gonna, you'll never, I'm never gonna tell you who this person is sitting across from me. And he just didn't even have that money followers anyway. So it's fine. - They'll find her. - But either way, she's afraid that the show is gonna make him more popular. And if he becomes famous enough, she'll leave him. She's actually afraid of that. - Yeah, no, she's freaked right now. - She's a jailed boyfriend who is pathetic and provides nothing to the household. - She's afraid to leave him. Again, he's a good looking dude, but other than that, I don't understand. Don't understand. - This is my top employer right here, actually. - Oh my, come. - What is this? - No, I'm not touching you. - Don't do that. - You're not on his side, bro. - Come on. - Hey, I'm just a nice person. - Don't mind, okay, get on your knees. Like a good one. - Okay. How you doing? - A couple of times, I appreciate it. I got one up here too. - Okay, no one can hear you. I'm talking to a mic. - Um, I need to know. What do you do for him and how much does he pay you? - Basically, I get this kid to and fro. - Huh? - To and fro wherever we go, you know. - Oh. - Okay. - So, whatever he needs done, I get him there, he obviously can't drive himself. So, somebody's gotta do it, you know. - He does a lot for me, bro. He's a hard worker. - Shut the fuck up. - I mix all of his music, you know, I do. - Oh, he does music too, oh man. - I mean, I do a lot, man. - No, keep going, please, yes. - Yeah, so I'll bring him around, film for him, you know, come up with some ideas. - He doesn't know much about mics in that. - That's not true. I compete with him, you know, a little bit. He tries to be, you know, he tries to act like he knows everything about me. He doesn't, but, you know, I do what I can. - And what do you get in return? - Um, I get to be, you know, involved. I get to do my own thing and he pays me. - How much? - You know, how many people would love to be involved? - It's not just about money. You know, I don't do everything for money. - But let's talk about the money. How much do you get paid and how frequently? - I don't think I received any money, actually. - And you lied to me, you said you give us money. - I'm giving you money, bro, you're here right now. How did you get here? - That's not money. - I paid for myself. - Oh, you did? - You did, I did, I did, I did. - Real shit, you did. - You did. - Honestly, like, what do you mean? You pay me, like, you didn't pay for anything. - What, you put us in a super eight? - Real nice. - You don't really sell that out, bro. - Real nice. - We've been trying to make a look better than that, dude. - Hey, listen, man. - I'm still waiting on that money, you owe me, dude. - How much money? - Like 10K? - Oh, for fuck's sake. - Probably not that bad. - Just like, over time, it's been like six years. Never paid me. I'll pay you for guys. I got you next time. Oh, I don't got any money. Oh, I need, I need a drink today. Like, oh, you know, it's been a long time. But, you know. - And I told you, and what do I tell you, every single time you're going to get that? - Yeah, you say you're going to pay me back, but you have yet to do that. - Wait, no, you don't have a-- - What money? - Make it, when I make it, you make a little money now, which is the only reason I'm willing to allow this conversation to continue, is 'cause you do make money through your little brand thing. That is true, money came in. I will accept it. But even still, okay, you made five. Why can't he get 500? - Because, you know, it's expensive to film content. - I would love 500 dollars. It goes into content. It goes right back into it. - Is he not? - When I have part of that content. - When I say, I'm in the face, but he's in almost every video. - He's these people. - These people are also-- - They are the members. - Are the videos what you? - Yeah. - In fact, with 100,000 paid members of the Hammer Elite membership, here's the break. - I think I was 100,000, actually. I was like, I literally subscribed that day. - You subscribed to him? - Well, I had to do homework, right? - I had to do homework. - I appreciate the research. - And he actually has money. Sounds like, 'cause he has a job. - Well, yeah, I do work a job, yeah. - What do you do? - I work for a communications company. - Please get him a job. - I tried to get him a job. - You suck. - So I used to work for this restaurant, and I worked there for like two years. They love me. They needed people in the kitchen. I was like, oh, I know a guy. What did you do? - Not a quit, I quit. - Yeah, like two days? - Yeah, yeah, two days, I quit. Wasn't for me, I almost fought a dude there. Like I was about to knock him out, so I just, I'm gonna fight you if you don't pay me 10k, dude. - That's fair. - But yes, those people are on camera with me. - Mark is sometimes on camera. - So to answer that question, yes. - Okay, we'll continue this in the post show. Part of the, I don't want him in the post show. I'm gonna be real. He's not a good guy. - Give a shit. - I mean, I don't think you get to choose, yeah. - Okay, well, you gotta just talk about how you all this money. - Well, so that's why I wanted you, I wouldn't. - I wanna figure out your financial situation, 'cause we gotta start paying him back, but I guess that's the first, that 10,000 hours goes to, what should I call you? - Fake name, fake name. - Chris. - Chris. - Chris. - Okay, so Chris, 10,000 dollars, very good. And I agree with that. You gotta start paying him back. - Thank you. Chris, you'll be back in the post show. And we'll figure out how this, all this comes together, so we can start getting you some more money. - Oh, this is, okay, you said you didn't do anything illegal. Well, in jail, would your girlfriend would go to the prison and film you fighting people in the prison yard for content? - Yeah, no, it's fine. - Show me what I'm fighting people. I did not fight in the prison, I fought people. I fought a lot of people in jail, but not like on camera. - What was the camera thing? - She basically, I was getting yard time. Most of my time, I didn't get to go outside and I finally got, so I wanted to get video of me outside in jail. - Show me. - I thought, I don't even know. I would be ready, I didn't get to my view, so I didn't want it to look bad, but I'll try to find it. Basically, it was going to take me a second. I gotta go back to when I was in jail. Yeah, basically, I, - Oh gosh, she thinks you're going to cheat on her in Austin. So she's afraid of you. Like, this is what I'm doing. Why is she fun to you like, what kind of pathetic? She has to be pathetic, she has to be ugly, there has to be something, there has to be something, she has to be pathetic or ugly or something. Why is she afraid of you, one of the literal worst humans I've ever- - You said I look good. - Afraid of leaving, huh? - You said I look good. - Yes, but you're a horrible person. And pathetic, why would she be afraid of you leaving? - Show me! - Okay, okay. I still look and really I have a lot of videos, do I make videos like she's afraid of you, she should leave. - Yeah, she was freaking out. - In answer for like 20 minutes in the hotel, she started tweeting. - Oh, she needs to start her life. - She needs to start her life, she's like, - She needs to start her life, you are holding her down, let's be very clear. She's showing up to jail, where her 20 something old boyfriend is to make content. Yeah, not good. Not good. Did you see my mug shot though? - Tough. - Does she know that you told Colton that you think she's holding you back? When did I ever tell Colton? - I don't even know a Colton. I do not know a Colton. - You wanna come defend Colton? - Who's Colton? - A producer of the show. - Oh, you're Colton, okay. - You know Colton. - Yeah, I do know Colton. - He's a nice good guy. What, what did you, what's Colton lying about? - What did I lie about? You told me that you think that she's holding you back because she doesn't like your lifestyle. She doesn't like that you party. - She tries to, I wouldn't say the word, hold back. I'll say, she tries to like keep me inside and not do, go outside too much. - That you're hanging out with strippers. - A couple times. - Uh-huh. - Not hanging, I don't go to strip clubs. That's what you probably do that Caleb. - I've been a few times, they're fun. - Yeah, they're not. They're fun, if you're like middle-aged, you'll do like you. - I like that. - Like pretty much that. - But you brought one back to your hotel room. - Yeah. - She only found out on your Instagram story. - Yeah, well she got blown on my phone and my-- - Yeah, yeah. - That's insane. So you're a liar. You're a liar piece of shit. One, you are pretty much shit. - You f***er. - No, what? Yo, why would a stripper come back to your hotel room? - Can you tell me? - I got boys, right? And they be performing and we're on tour across the United States. Performing. - Oh shit. - They, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. They basically, I didn't have the pull. You think I got pull, I don't have that. - No shit. - No shit. - Okay, that's crazy, 'cause I think I do got pull. - You have enough fun. - They brought them back. They brought them back. There was like three strippers brought back to the B&B were staying at. And that's all that was. Just to have it on camera. It's all that was. - But she only found out via your Instagram story. - Yeah, or I think one month. So you think she's holding you back because she doesn't want you cheating on her because she doesn't want you hanging out with strippers because she doesn't want you going out and partying. You think she's holding you back? - I mean, yeah, 'cause I gotta do this stuff, not cheat, obviously. - Then don't be with her. Let her go. - Yeah, go ruin your life. Let her go. - How am I ruining my life? - Her life. - Leaving would ruin her life? Yeah, you're right. - Oh, dude, that's brutal. - And yet you still denied it to her. When she saw it on Instagram, you denied it to her. - Yeah, well, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything, bro. I film content. It's to make a look at on camera. You should know you gotta just film it. I get people in the videos. It's all that is, bro. It's not that detailed. It's not. - That's what I'm honest about everything. - I'm hiding shit. - I don't hide nothing. - I just sit here and. - I don't hide anything. (dramatic music) - If you had a girl who freaks out about you doing certain things, you, too, would be a little hesitant to show herself. - My girlfriend doesn't have any, like, rules or anything? I broke that, and she freaked out. Yeah, I would get in trouble. - Okay, thank you. So if you're doing stuff that I'd get in trouble. - But I wanted. - Okay. Yeah, of course. Goody Tushu's Caleb, right? - That goody Tushu's. Respecting the relationship and loving my girl. If I did it, I'd let her go so she can go flip her life. And I think your girlfriend deserves the kind of decency. She has a personal ATM to you. - That's it? - No. - That's it, and then you're gonna. - I pay her sometimes, too. - Give me your Instagram again. - Yeah, here you go. - Pay her sometimes, too. - Yeah, she's gas or like, food or. - She gives you money vast majority of the time, and she pays to the red. She's everything. - Get it, get it, get it. - Okay, I, I, Caleb. - Shut the fuck up. - Yes, I did. - Okay. - You did. - What happened? - No, I said, no, when I said I did, I said that. I had a girlfriend. Cause I have a girlfriend. You'll get three exclusive dedicated shows every single day, Monday through Saturday. And to celebrate the app launch, I'm offering 30% off the annual plan in the month of June only. 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Do you know how scary these people are out there? The fuck? It's not urgent. Thank you for giving me on something. That I don't post her? Yes. Yeah. See? I choose that. I choose that. I choose that. Not that different here. If you were real, I didn't say you had to post your girl. What are you talking about? Okay, so here's your most popular one. And I got one with 5.5 mil. This isn't the best content, you know what I'm going to go to my main like my main. Okay. Okay. Okay. So here's your girl. Okay. I think we understand her fear. What? What's the fear? There's always a fridge to protect the snacks. Yeah. I listen, man. Listen. I understand why she is giving you all her money now. I understand why she is terrified of you cheating and doing anything and hanging out with attractive strippers and getting famous and leaving her. And I, yes, I understand, yes, I, yeah. She's a good person. She has a good heart. Sure. She's a good person. You could have said more things than that. She did a lot. There's a lot. I can talk forever about that, you know what I mean? Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. In the else you want to say about her, I mean, not really like a good person, bro. Wish she could have came like, bro tagged me in a story the other day, by the way. Yeah. You saw on your phone? No. I saw it on your phone. Okay. I did not tag you. Why? You mentioned Accule Hammer Composer in your story. You make music? Did. Don't really have to say that. It didn't really work out. No. I was making a living off of it. It wasn't as much as I wanted it. You make. Wait, saying. I made a living off of it. Yes. Oh, no. But that one. Okay. Good. Again, just, just like everything else, I'm glad you don't know about it. Like, I guess that changes my story in history. But you get my poem and say, like, my views are pretty close to yours already, and I have like no followers. That's true. But hey, this is interesting. Okay. So, you're reaching out to pretty much every brand. Hey, there. I recently came across your page. I would love to make a promo videos for you. Feel free to check out my page and let me know if you have any, if you want to see any analytics or have any questions. So, I appreciate that hustle. You did like better casino stuff and- Yeah. I had a casino deal for like a little bit. And some actually, you know, responded. So, I actually understand how you're making that money. Again, like- Yeah. So, I didn't appreciate that. I'm a hustler, bro. I do. I do make money. I can appreciate the hustle. I work hard on what I do. Just a matter of time. I truly believe that this is for me. And then you're also sending everyone in your life video. like links to your videos so that they watch it. - How old are you watching this? How old are down in these DMs that you're going? April, that was my birthday, it was probably. - That was your post jail video. You're like, "Please support this, please support this." - Yeah, which is fine, that's fine, that's okay. - You probably used to do that too. - Yes, towards the beginning. - Probably not actually, 'cause I've been probably just made fun of it to be real you. - No, but you have to have no shame going into this kind of stuff. - Yeah, exactly. - So. - No. - Yeah, like most of those follows I got are in the past like a few months too. Like I was really nothing, not that long ago. It's getting there. - Oops. - You're watching other people's videos now? - No, I'm just clicking around. - You do know you're like running a podcast right now. You're kind of just hanging out. - Oh, it all works out in the end, my friend. - I do not have that many videos, I'ma be real. Well, you're looking for like evidence here, what? - Yeah, found some. - No. - Who's? - Don't know, no, okay, don't know. I'm a bit eye don't know. - Of which he messaged, sorry, that's my favorite part. - What, what? - He messaged, sorry, yesterday, yo. You're trying to link what I'm around. I did not say that, that is not me. Like I said, so I got my boy. - You can't say that, that's him. He said, she said, maybe. He said, what do you mean by maybe? 'Cause like, I don't know, when you're around. Said flying back to 24th. - I'll be in Manch for a little and then I'm going to Miami. - There we go, Miami trip playing. - So, don't know what that is. - Don't know, I think possibly like there's a club. - Someone who's like, actually, not well, there she is, champ. I think we see what is happening here. - Crazy showdown, that is crazy. - Yeah, that was yesterday, my friend. - I don't talk to no one, bra, I'ma be honest with you. I really don't, I stay off my phone. I don't really be doing that. - Okay, so who, I really couldn't tell you. - Okay, yo, you responded to her story. - Oh yeah, no, she from Austin, she from Austin. - Yeah, I'm from Boston, in Austin for a few days. - Yeah, it's all about shows. - You're trying to show me around? - Yeah, that's content, bra. I need, she's an influencer. I'm just trying to find some people to show me the city, bro. I don't know much about Austin. - Mm-hmm. - I don't know what TEPA point you're trying to prove at all this, to be really, of course not, of course not. - Of course not, no, no, no, no, why? - No, no, no, like, dude, personally, say go to my IG, bro. Now, now you like in my WhatsApp or something, like. - What, is there a WhatsApp to I should check out? - I don't have WhatsApp, bro. - So, who's that lady that you wanted to link up to? - She's like, I don't know, I saw her like this morning, I think. She popped up on my phone. - Okay, but you're the one messaging her. - Yeah, saying, as well, my girl, bro. - No, the other one. - There's two in there. - There's not two. Okay, there's another, they used to film videos with me and we're all friends. - All friends. - So they don't know his girlfriend's name. - Who's, oh, that's my boy's, that's my boy's ex. - I don't talk to her, I don't talk to her. - She's kind of attractive, yeah, you don't talk to her. - No, except for when you are talking to her. - No, I talked to her for a little bit, like they broke up. - You asked the message with a couple weeks ago to her. - They broke up and saw her. - You're lucky you got a lot of disappearing stuff on here. - They broke up. - So are your girlfriends afraid of you cheating? I wonder. - Yeah, wow. - I would, I'm a good person. I would not do something like that. - No, you sleep with everyone, every town you're in. But again, if you guys are in an open relationship, I'm totally down for it, but I don't think you are based on her fear. - I don't sleep with no one. I like just me and friends. - We all believe that. - Go into the, just having fun, bro. - Like. - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh. - Okay, this one actually, at least seems like business for what it's worth. Who's, again, I don't know any of these people. - Can you have multiple massive long threads with her? So of course you do. - Business, see? - Business talk. - Yeah. - With her, like I said, yes, it actually was. - Thank you. - Not the first person that you were talking to this morning. - That was for showing me the city, dude. I've never been here. - What are you, who are you texting? - Bro, I was like texting my mom right now. - Just seeing what a response will be of something. - I didn't give you free range. - Okay, you do have WhatsApp. - For what? - Oh wait, yo, don't actually? Okay. I do go WhatsApp. Yeah, I go WhatsApp. I go WhatsApp, business, that's business. That's all business. You can click on it. They're making a brand with my face on it. That's what that's about. - Well, trust me, we'll black out anything private. - Yeah, bet that. I feel like you're a liar though, I'm not gonna lie. - No, we'll always believe how. - You know, they put in my face on a bag of, and so. - Okay, you think you're gonna go viral. - No, you're not. - Doing what? - We won't allow that doing this. - I just get a percentage of it. I'm not gonna go viral by people selling, how am I gonna go viral by doing that. - Okay, yeah, this is pathetic. I just got a really nice mug shot, so they wanna use it for that. - Yeah, so you're talking someone on here about like the business, right? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - Well, I guess it's better than cheating. - I don't cheat to clarify. - Well, come on, I don't cheat. - Try to link up, what the fuck are you talking about? - Yeah, show me the city, let's get some drinks. Not even that. - No. - Not even that. - Don't know who that is. - What? - You never heard that name. - You're my Amy Wink. - Shut up. - I've never heard that name. - Yeah, that you're, come on. - You got a lie detector test here? I'll do it. - I do not know who that is. - Yeah, we're gonna call the girlfriend and the post-show and we're gonna tell her exactly what has happened. That is 100% the reality of what's gonna happen. - If you're willing to do FaceTime with me, I'll screen share and I will show you that he is on Tinder. - No. - He is stupid because I pay for every fucking thing in his life. I have everything he owns in my house right now. So when he gets back, I guess it's all gonna be f***ing gone. - And this whole thing's a joke, be honest with you. - This whole thing's a joke. You f***ing have done this shit before. - We were told in the pitch that she would not come. We could not call her. - No, he told us. - I could have came. I would pay my own shit and everything. I could have f***ed came, but he didn't want me there because you wanted to f***ing go to bitches. - You f***ing buddy. I don't f***ing cheaters. Again, if you guys are open, I'm chilling. - I'm chillin' but. - No, I'm gonna be honest. - So you call your girlfriend insecure? - I should be told Colton. - I call her why? - Why? - I do not think she's interested. - But everything that just happened, I'm not gonna lay it out for you. Shut the f*** off. What do you think your financial score is? Zero to 10, you pathetic. - Like a horrible human being. - Like 10 being the best, the worst. - Best. - Like a solid, like probably like a 10, nine, nine. Nine. - Dude, you're actually a f***ing moron. - I'm dying, not hungry. I got. - Thanks to your girlfriend, that is. - Now, unfortunately, she still probably will be with you. It's this list that, it's not trying to make fun of her looks. It's just like, we understand why she's doing this. And it's actually just really sad. 'Cause girl. - She's a beautiful person. - Yeah. - In what way? - Everywhere. Okay, good. Thank you for clarifying. Earlier, you only said personality. - I did, yo, your recall is not there. - Play it back. - She's a good person. - Sure. - You could've said more things than that. - She did a lot. - There's a lot. I could talk forever about that, you know what I mean? - Anything else you wanna say about her? - I mean, not really, like. - That's not how I would. - Okay, so here's the thing, as a girls girl. I'm with you, queen. I'm on your side. Here's the reality. Listen, I know he's handsome. I know you probably think you can't do better. Dude, girl, girl you pop. I'm gonna be talking to you in the post show, but this is for you right now. He's a piece of shit. He was in jail. - Okay. - He's stealing your money. You're a piggy bank to him. He will leave you. He is officially cheating on you. - I do this 200%. - I do this 100%. - Can you mute his mic, please? - Thank you. - Mewd is mic, thank you. But the thing is, you can do better. And the reality is, it's kind of out there. There's many downsides to the dating market and whatnot. But the upside for you is you have the advantage you 100% do. Even like, I'm not saying you're the bottom five percent, but even the bottom five percent, they still win on Tinder and everything for women. You have the upper hand right now in the dating game. Take it. This guy is bad. You're muted so it doesn't matter. He doesn't listen to you. So the thing is, you have the upper hand. Leave this man. I know he's handsome and it feels like he can't get anyone else. You can. He is a bad person. He's an actual bad person. He uses people around him for money. - Give me your. - I'm a great person. I don't cheat. I don't do anything bad. I, everything's fine. Like, I'm not, I think you're a great person. Like, why, like, you just sin. They're talking to my girlfriend 10 minutes, bro. Like, what are you doing? Unmute my mic, bro. Like, I'm serious. Unmute the mic. I'm not playing right now. Is there, like, this is the worst podcast ever. People actually watch this. You're telling me people say here and watch this. This is like, what do you have under the table, bro? Weapons. So you think you're nine, whatever. Okay, get your hammer financial score. It's free at calahhammer.com. It's wonderful. It just takes a few minutes to hear you stand in the world of money. You're being quite like a good boy. I appreciate it. Is he still muted? I hope so. - I'm muted. - Huh? Is he still muted? - I'm muted. - I'm not. - We can unmute him. Well, actually, let me get through this first. Also, download the Dialoize Budgeting app. Take the free trial. see if you like it. If you do, of course, sign up for the annual version. I will personally sign our 30-day meal plan and mail it directly to you. It is awesome. It is great. Now, usually the guest gets this on the show, but you're a horrible person. You can go fuck yourself. You rip my meal. My meal. Yours, you have nothing you own or nothing. You're a bad person. I don't like you. Okay. You cannot meet him. Yeah. They did not hear you, by the way. So you've been, yeah, but no one else. They just did all this. Just respected me. Otherwise that come. Yes. Yes, I just respect it back to what I was saying earlier. Of course, I just respect it's why no one likes you. Who's no one? Everyone in the world, bro. Dude, you're very no one likes you. You're a miserable person. Who is this no one that you're talking about? You're talking about people. Go outside, bro. And tell me someone's going to like you. I do. Not much, obviously. I get stopped all the time. They're like, that's an ego thing. He's making me do it again. Stop it. I haven't even do the ego thing. I don't want ego. Yeah, he does. I don't want to be Tony Hinchcliffe just like thinking I'm like the shit. I like his show, by the way, but he has a big ego. I like his show, though. So do you. I'm sure there's an ego there, but it says I don't lack something like that, man. You want to be the next Dave Ramsey. That's your whole persona. Why? Why? What is your obsession with David? My mom loves him, actually. Good. It tells me that I should do that. And like, I was going to actually use my first pick. I was going to try to get him to help me. To help him then. Tell your mother to go get an abortion. His first abortion they mentioned. Yo, I'm adopted. She can't do that. I'm adopted. We wrote you. We'll still find a way. Yeah, Loki. So that's where you're. What's up? Is that a real thing? It has a little bit of. Can be. I was a meth baby, apparently. Like, yeah. It's all making sense. So, yo, I think this is Kona. Yeah. 1500 are 1052. There's not that much. Okay. Well, you. Sure. Thousand bucks. Bring it up so I can like see it. My client, I mean, that was from like Kona. Yeah. Anything I'm signing with you. How did you get the screenshot then? 1052 is 79. That's screenshot. Is for an Airbnb. What Airbnb? The one's down here that you're going to be. Bitches in? Who's calling me? People are calling me. Let me see. Let me see. No, no, no, no. Let me see. I'm going to be so honest with you. I'm not going to mention who. I'm not going to say who just called me. Because it's probably your girlfriend. What? Probably your girlfriend. No. Okay, can I. I need to see your carna, though. Can I see your carna? You're not going to stay on carna. We both know. No, I need to see your carna. Okay, you can see carna that if you stay on carna. I'm not signing in, though. So, why do you need to see it? Okay, can you sign it real quick? Because I need to see if. This is financial on it. This is the worst financial vice I think I've ever got. We haven't given any. Tell me I'm a piece of shit. I'm a. Piece of shit. You're. Like, I don't know my password, bro. How'd you get a screenshot? I haven't paid it back. Obviously, I see. You know what? Yeah. You want to try? You see it from a foot away. Okay. Just click sign in. Yeah. I need to see if it autofills. No, phone number or email. There we go. He's figuring it out. See, that's what I do, bro. I do, you know. No. What? I do stuff like phone videos. I make videos, bro. They ain't that confusing. You actin' like you've never done this. I can't get in. No, let me see. Look at that little smirk. Show me. I'm not in. Okay. So, I sent you a code. Do your email. Get the code. Oh, God. I'm seeing all the messages, bro. How many people did you text on my phone? It doesn't matter. One person. No. No one responded. My girl. Can we just look together? I don't need to see your girl. I don't need to hurt your girl. And then people call me on Snapchat. Somehow you don't need to do that. Some reason you went on there. Yeah. So, of course. Start texting everyone. Is this what you're doing? No, no, no. Just text it. I don't know. Stop. Yo, Wi-Fi here. Sucks. Yeah. Bad. Yeah. I agree. Gollas money can't upgrade that. And we got it the best week before the money. We spent a lot of money on it. Sucks. Yeah, they won't even send me the code. I guess you can't see it. No, no, no. No, come on, man. No, we are doing this. It's a little picture that your people printed out. But I can't see where it's spent. How much the minimum is? Why is it not a BNB? It's what it was. A BNB. BNB. Yeah. Air BNB. But, either way, I need to see what your minimums are. What does that even mean? Stop. What's a minimum? Yeah, I want to send me the code. Oh, God. Who's that? Wanting to send me the code. No, it was to your email, I said. So, pull it up in your email. Oh, shit. I bet that. I got a couple of emails, actually. And when do you think that's the real world? This is him. It's actually this person who tried to use Clarn again to, like, come here and it didn't work. Yeah. I mean, you probably haven't maxed out. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, he told you you couldn't figure out anything. All he sent me was 40 screenshots of individual purchases. I sent you bank statements, dude. Not statements. Now it's hard for me to figure out, actually. I went down to the bank. They didn't even do it, right? You went down to them. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't use. I figured out how to do it on the phone. I figured it out. It won't send it to me. You got to operate your Wi-Fi. Okay. Try to go on cell then. Cellular. I don't know why my girl's name is popping up in my email. Okay. I don't need to look at your girl. I really don't anymore. I don't need to do that. I do need to look at your screen time, though. That's a part of the show. Screen time? Give me your phone. Yeah. You are not looking at your girl. I am looking at your screen time. Right. How much is it a day? You're gonna just roast me on that. Oh, my God. You're not on your phone so much. Oh, no. So this wasn't even to get to you. Oh, no. No, this actually wasn't. I went on here. I went on here to. Ah! Look at the screen. I just need someone over here with me to wait and I says, What? What is not dude? What? Brandon? Yeah, I'm on my phone a little bit. What's your point? You're on your phone a little bit. This is just for today. It's what I do. Your travel destination. It's what I do. I'm on an airplane. Okay. Yeah, so I was like, Oh, okay. I have to do this. 10 to 15 minutes. That is not true. Oh. I was looking at your screen time because we do that to see how productive someone was. 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Check out the link in the description below to see your personalized offers or go to Calebhammer.com And remember, you still gotta do the work. Production, you're bleeping out what he just said. No. That's all getting cut. That was getting cut. Crazy. That's crazy work. Yo, I'm from Boston. I'm in Austin. I ain't even from Boston, so that can't be me. God. For a few days, for a TV show. Oh, see, I, you're not even that tag quality of a show. I'm not. Oh, well, he's getting something. And for what is the rest of them, we're kind of cute. Did I, some of them were busted? No, I don't do it. They're doing it to me. They're running a two-man. They're doing the duo. Who's that? You set up the two-man with your boy on it. Does she know this? Does she know this? Does she know this? No, what? It's you who are doing this, man. I don't go on Tinder. I don't do that. I feel like you're just making this up to make it, like, I don't know, dude. Yeah, the screen recording and all this stuff right here, Chad. I'm making this up. So she doesn't know this. No. Well, she does now, obviously. No, we don't have to tell her we can. If you want to tell her first. Okay. You're talking to her. No, it's just give me out. You're talking to a lot of women. No, I'm not. They talked to me. I don't talk to them. Half of them I never respond. You can see that. No, you. They're the ones that respond even half the time. But yes. I got my little catchphrase. I got my nod. Not even that. I got my. It's like in my notes to app almost. Like, I got a game. I just do the same thing to everyone and it works. I don't do it. I don't do any of this, bro. This is. It's not that bad. This is cooked, man. I was just trying to. My first time all day. I literally did come on here for screen time. I doubt that. - It doesn't matter. I don't care what you say. - One of your producers told you something and it goes. - No. - No, Colton, you didn't know this, right? - No, this was not a part of the conversation, buddy. - All right, then. Well, that's sweet. - You're telling people there's a hell of me with my finances. - You're trying to link, yeah. - Maybe, yeah. - Maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah. Maybe you can give me my phone back. How about that? - No. - Anymore. - 'Cause now you did kind of-- - Shit. - Sh*t. - My Instagram. - You're moving this. - Yeah, it works. - It works. - No, it's abuse, bro. - You know what I said. - Man, this is, no. - I be trying to pull-- - I be working. - You're trying to pull up one morning? - Blah, blah, blah, blah. You, me and his mic. Me and his mic. - No. - Production. - Don't. - Why don't you make this your no-no? - Why don't you do your job and help me with my finances. - No, I'm making a show. - Yeah, this is a sh*tty show. - Thank you. - Sometimes they're attractive. Sometimes they're like kind of really ugly. I don't really understand. - I have a stigmatism. (laughing) - That was funny. - I do, 'cause of the method I was kissed. Like a real thing, you can Google it. - It's like genuinely a real thing. - I don't know why you're laughing at that. It's kind of dude, you're totally-- - This whole show is just about making fun of my personal life and making fun of me. - I'm not making fun of anything. - I don't think that I have a eye. - Anything I'm actually just saving, I'm saving someone. - Who? - Your girlfriend. - She is saved. - She's happy. - Okay, let's go back to screen time. - Yeah, go back to screen time. - So this is what I'm interested in. This week, he's used Tinder for almost a full hour. - Whoa, one hour. And that was probably all like right now. Like actually it's probably all from you. - No, no. - On my phone, dude, being real with you. You're going on my phone for how long now? - Huh? - You've been on my phone for how long now? - Not an hour. - And not Tinder for an hour, dude. - Pretty close. You fuck this whole thing. - Okay, no. Yeah, the people that I care about, like, you're still on Tinder. You're just doing this for yourself at this point. - No, I want to see. - Respond. - She's not gonna. - Why? - I don't know, 'cause-- - You were a message in order this morning. - What do you think I'm the one typing? Why do you type them for your number? How about I leak your number? How about that? You want that? - You don't know my number, you never will know my number. I got my ways. - Okay, so I'm gonna hold onto this. - Okay, I'm gonna hold onto this then. Your brand, what model's this? We got gun under there? - Yes, give it back. - You ain't gonna point the gun at me. - Give it back. - What brand phone is this? The new one? - And we'll count to five. - I'll go back to jail right now, you think I'm playing. I'll take your phone with the, it is nice. It's a nice phone, dude. - I don't want a message. (crickets chirping) - Who's (crickets chirping) - Who's (crickets chirping) - Just in case. - Who's (crickets chirping) - No, we'll count down from 10. - All right, we'll do a little swap. - Nope. - Yeah. - No, I will have my phone back or I will assault you. - You'll, dude, I'm bigger than you. You assault me. - Yeah, but I have a gun coming. - That's assault, that's just kind of the lame way to get out of it. I'm gonna be really, that's fine. - You're gonna assault me, do it, assault me. - Okay. - So, let's see who you're texting. - 10? - Yeah, it's my turn now. - It's my turn now. - Seven. I don't see the security guys. - So, I've begun to anywhere. - Five. - Four. - Three. - All girlfriend. - Give. - Two. - Yo, what the (crickets chirping) - One. - I don't see girlfriend, you don't even have a girlfriend. - Not right there. - You just go for it. - Give it to me. - Give it to me, give it to me. Yo, what the (crickets chirping) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do not, okay. - I'm assaulting him. - Yeah, it's so wrong, full of (crickets chirping) up now. - Don't let him hurt me though. - Y'all kinda tasted good though, I didn't. - It does taste good. - Dude. - You didn't give me my phone back. - You as security? - Yeah. - You're on my side, bro. - Yeah. - We're on the same side here, bro. - Do you think we're okay? - Dude, I feel like I just did a line of (crickets chirping) bro. (laughing) - You can't a little bit at two of us. - I just ruined you ruined your own studio, bro, nice job. Let's pause for a second so we can breathe. (laughing) - What? - I didn't taste it. - Okay, and we're back. We had to spend some time cleaning. That was gamer subs, very tasty, by the way. But I'm sticky now, like everything's all right. - You are. - Now, it went a little further than I was hoping. And I never- - You assaulted me. - I've never seen my security. Not physically, not real assault, not legally assault. - Pretty much. - He signed paperwork, it is okay. - And fully legal and we are good. - I'm probably inhaled some of that. He has no ability to press charges, thank you. And we never saw my security guard move his ass that quick. I was impressive. He was ready to blast you up. And I still win. - Okay. - His girlfriend's not even on his front home field. - That's my dog, bro, my bro and people. - Okay, everything's very grainy now. - Yeah, nice studio got. - Thank you. - Third in the world. - Correct. - Okay. - Hospital bill. - $800. - Oh. - Yeah. - Got a collapse down. - And now you probably just made it worse by me breathing in all this. - Being real with you. - I'll be making the world a better place. - So, what happened? - Claps lung. - Why? - Smoked or why? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. I was smoking too much. - I'm glad you're putting that content out there for money. - For more kids to smoke. - It was for money. There was a video I had to do it with like a dab rig. So I turned it as hot as I could to get more smoke, trying to please the company. Make the product look good. And I like singed my lungs and like I'm really sticky right now dude. - Everything. - We actually have a shower here. You can use it. - I'm not using your shower bro. - Okay. - I'm gonna be real. - I don't know what you're doing that thing. - I was trying to be nice for the first time in this episode. - Yeah. - To a little too late for that one. - Okay. - Okay. - No. - Is that first part true? - It's what true. - Do I even say that? Do I say it? - What you told Lindsey and Colton. - I told him a lot. What do I tell them? - You better do it before this episode comes out because then this is mean, right? Do I say it? - You were telling them that you're planning on breaking up with her anyway. - Yeah. It's cut. That's kind of a real. It's cut. - I would be so honest. - Well. - I keep the piece, but I keep the piece her while I can. - The piece is probably gone after this, but it's okay. - So. - But the thing is. - Can we be real? - Yeah. - You're with her for the money. - No. - No, no, no. - Why else? - We have pets together, bro. - So that's it. So that's the pets and the money. - Yes, I got four pets. - Because you're already-- - Another bitch is. - No. - No. - No one has that tinder or those messages without-- - Damn, really. - Dude, I got, like, no. No. I don't got that. Look at me. Who would want of this covered in-- - No, you're an attractive guy. - Yeah. - I'm going to make up on now. - Gamersubs.gco.kid. You don't taste it. I taste it in the air. - No, I still do. - It's good. - I'm breathing it in. - Yeah. No, it's very delicious. Okay, but yeah, I think you're just-- If you've already made up your mind, you're just choosing to stay further. - No. - You're just really sad that you're taking advantage of it. - I could go somewhere else if I want to go somewhere else. I don't-- - But the way that you're already done, you're already choosing that and you're another people and talking to other people. This is really sad. - It's not-- You're making it sound worse than it really is. - No, am I? Am I? I want to stick up for her, man. It's not fair. It's not fair. $800 to the medical bills you could pay it off with your $5,000 that comes in. Especially if she's taking care of all the bills anyway, then. - This is pathetic, what you are doing. - To an other person that has real feelings. - Real feelings. - Real life. - I feel like you're making it a lot worse than it really is. - Am I? Make it sound better? - I'm a young kid. I'm not doing anything bad. - Okay, you're 24. You're not a kid. You're a young adult. - Yeah. - And I'm just living my life having fun. Like-- - Exactly, but you are using her feelings for that. - No, definitely not. - You can have fun or you can be with her. Choose. That's again, you guys are open, but you're not. So it doesn't matter. - We were when we first got together for like a little bit. - It doesn't matter, you're not now. - No. - Yeah, yeah, no. - Also, that was like three years ago. - Okay. - A random paid for this $164.76. - What? - A random paying for $164.76. - Yeah, I don't know what that's from. - Great, wonderful. Okay, well, you owe, 30 days, 15 days, twice a month, 60 days. - I'm gonna be like, I owe Claren to money. I owe that money, owe a lot of money. I just-- - Oh, why? What's your plan here? - I'm taking the bad credit 'cause eventually I can fix down the future. I gotta do what I gotta do now to do what I gotta do. - What's the game plan though? - What's your overall plan? What are we trying to do here? I'm gonna get it to the point I'm making. If I make like double what I'm making now, I could live comfortably. I'll be fine. - Maybe, but I feel like you'll just lifestyle inflate yourself up to that anyway. - Yeah, I'm already living like a little inflated that I should be, I feel like. - That's why you're forcing her to stay with you. - Pathetically. - Well, it's gonna be like $69 a month, I think. I think it's really hard to say. I mean, this is a mess to go through. - Yeah, tell me about it. - I didn't even know. I had to kind of figure all this out for the show. I didn't even know I owed this much to be real. - Seriously, how this goes, my friend. - Oh, the fine for the Santa Monica pier. - 4,000. - Yeah. - Does it have to be lump sum? I think you're not on a payment plan with them with the poor man. I can't do a payment plan, but it would be through the courts. How much? What did they say the payment plan would be? I was in jail when that whole thing happened, and so I think I have a set, I think it's a set amount that I have to pay because I could not be there. They wouldn't take me for certain court dates, and that was one of them. So you even get views on this? I got like a million view video on Instagram short. So it wasn't worth it? The long form did I got like a couple thousand. It wasn't even close to worth it. You certainly didn't make that. I thought I was going to die. Yes. No genuinely, bros. I know. Yeah, I almost died. Yes. Why do you think you should? It's in the ocean down there. I was a day after that to climb the Hollywood sign, and then all that went down, so I didn't get that far. Oh, man. What is wrong with you? You people that just use the world for your content. It's disgusting. Sorry, I'm still choking on what I've been through. These are real people, real things, and real consequences. The world doesn't exist just for you. You've main character complex freak. It's not. I don't know. I feel like you live just a different life than me. You're like to be boring. I don't abuse people for the sake of you, my show. You're just boring. You don't know how to have fun. You're boring. You're going to-- It's almost dying. We're going to jump off the pier. You're going to get old and die one day or regret your life. What am I going to be regretting? You really do think you're toky. I think I'm toky. Yes. You're copying and pasting exactly what he said. What will I be regretting? Not having fun. I have fun. I don't jump off a pier. That wasn't fun. I'm a beer. That was not fun. I don't climb the Hollywood sign. I didn't. I don't break the law. That's me not having fun. I don't go to jail. Oopsie. I know. It's just two different lifestyles, bro. What is it? Using and abusing my girlfriend? You're right. I don't. Crazy. Using. And what did you say? Okay. Well, he doesn't have neither using part. I don't be his nobody. Quite telling. I didn't say. Okay. Not actually abusing, but using. Sure. Not abusing, though. Clear the air on that. Okay. You just have to make it. Yeah. It's not bad, actually. It tastes good. No, very delicious game or something. It's not as yummy. Can you give me some? For free. Actually. You deserve that after what. Yo, that's what's up. Bet that. You deserve that. You're a bad person, but you deserve that. Yeah. I appreciate you. We had a little too much fun there. No, I was not. You're an asshole. Yes. Yeah. But also, I told you something would happen if you didn't give me your phone back. And I got him to send away for everything. I told you something was going to happen. You didn't give me my phone. Still do. Yeah, you still do. And this still hasn't happened. You can do. Because he'll get shot. Okay. Security left. Obviously he doesn't care about you that much. But he's watching right now. Where? He has a camera. Oh, wow. Okay. That's how you got here so quick. You think he leaves? You think he just leaves me in here with you freaks? That's what it seemed like for a little bit there. No, sorry. Okay. So the monthly plan, what could it be? Like $50 or $100, $500? What monthly plan? I did. I was not at the court day, bro. I think it's a full lawyer. I didn't tell you. I had a attorney. Not even a real lawyer, bro. Okay, reimbursement for medical expenses is a dog by incident. Oh, God. Okay. That's three. I'm going to have to go home after this and go to court for that actually. What? And it is fake. There's this group. There's these. I was walking my dog, right? We're in a park. Tennis core. My dog was playing in these two. Pipple. Yeah. Pipple. How do you know that? Pipple. It's not because you're in a dog's right instance. I'm a beer. That's racist. Then I'm racist. Okay. It's normal. Pipples are just a type of dog. That can be only all the dog bites. I don't go on through. My dog was playing this park and escaped the tennis court. While these two lesbians were walking. Why? How racist? That's racist. And what about these lesbians? Bro. They, okay. They were walking their husky. And my dog saw them. It was just trying to say, hi. You're, you're making this. Okay. Because I have to go court. It was just trying to say hi. This is serious. Okay. No, I have to go court over this. So take this seriously, please. Okay. I am. Because I'm fighting this case to not have to pay this. So. Well, this will come out after your court is played. My dog ran at these people to say hi. Bit their dog in the neck. The husky. And held on. Held on to the husky. The husky's name was Odin, right? So these two people are freaking out. They pulled a gun out on me. Point down my dog. Freaking out. Odin. The other dog is tweaking. Wagon his head all around. Turn around and bit one of the lesbians in like the arm. To the hand. She needs stitches all stuff. She went to the hospital like 10 times, by the way, for stitches. It's saying that my dog is one that bit her and my dog did not by her. You know, even incredibly progressive countries like the United Kingdom band pit bulls. You guys know this? I don't live there. Pit bulls are wonderful dogs, bro. They're good with kids. They're caring. They're wonderful dogs, bro. You're. Yeah. It really shows the type of person you are to think that a certain type of dog. Or I just go with statistics. But okay, maybe my dog's like a rescue was abused and all this stuff. Three years old, I actually just got it. I have an office. That's just her. She got locked up just like me, bro, for like 10 days. Fair. Surprise she wasn't forced to be put down. Okay. That's really what I say about my dog. Yeah. She's that violent. She's not violent. She loves people. I be filming them. My house have like 20 people over. She's fine. I don't want her to be put down. But sometimes it's like the rule. I don't think it's like a three strike sort of type of thing. I'm not sure. Okay. So the lesbians are showing you? Yeah. The three thousand bucks. Yes. Fair. Your dog is the one that caused it. No. My dog ran at them. The incident. The incident. And put the huskies mouth and hit her neck in his mouth. They didn't even leave a mark. My dog got more messed up than the husky. They're doing this just to do it, bro. Oh, me. Oh, God. Monty owed his girlfriend $30,000 and she's never getting that back. That's just a. This is abuse. Financial abuse. You are emotionally and financially abusing her. You're a disgusting person. I think it's so one day when I make it and I do become successful. 30,000 isn't that much money, bro. Like, why are you back on my. You just love my phone. Can you tell me your code? No. I can't. 420. 420. Like. It actually is. Yeah, it really is Caleb. It was Dero and then people guessed that. I'm gonna be real deal with all this. I'm gonna need a lot more than just one of these things, bro. Yeah, that's energy. Don't relapse. Don't relapse? Please. With caffeine. No, I'm saying if it gets tough, please seek help instead of. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do. I'm done doing drugs. I just smoked my. Drink some. I don't drink, actually. I'm on probation. Those are still drugs. Yeah, it's legal. Not a cold for your back. Not here, though. Don't you get arrested here for spoken? Ah, everyone smokes. I got. I had some weed on me. I was going through right here, dear here, and. Border Patrol pulled me out of the car. I think it was in New Mexico. Pulled me out of the car. I was until I searched my car. It's right in the neighbors, right? Okay. That makes it Texas, I guess. Pretty much. I was driving through Texas. This show sucks. No one's gonna watch this. This is horrible. Okay. I'll leave a comment saying. Leave a comment. No, I'll get viewed. Leave a comment saying that Caleb fell off. Okay. Leave a comment saying Caleb fell off if you're still watching at this point. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, there's $30,000. I feel horrible for you. And she keeps asking for it and being told. And you just lie about your spending to her instead. It's not that bad. I'm gonna pay her back. And you took the money from a deal with the company to go gambling instead of paying her back. 'Cause you're just a pathetic horrible person. Okay. Citizens Bank started with $0.14. That's insane. Ended with $0.45. Again. Who really uses bank accounts nowadays? I'm just. Buddy. Like, you're the financial guy. Of course you have a bank account. I'm saying, bro, I use cash. No, I have a ball. KC asks Rib instead of paying back the girlfriend. Bradford. KC asks Rib. He says, "Stopping in again, some bullshit, getting some bullshit." Then he made out $200. Probably for drugs. Okay. Bungies, Margarita, Margarita, bistro, bistro, bistro, bistro. Cash app. Out. Opless clip. Oh, you're paying for clipping. That's good. Yeah, I don't have a team like you, Caleb. I did my own clipping. Thank you. I didn't have a service to it. And they probably sucked. Nope. That's actually how we blew up. Good response. Should give me some advice. Make better content. On top of using people. You're discussing freaking nobody likes you. Okay. Because you're an actual degenerate and pathetic waste of space in our society. Red arrow. Cash app. That's how it was okay with throwing powder at you that you're not going to be able to wash off. No, dude. I'm. That's because you're a horrible person. I did exactly what you do to other people. You go and ruin other people's life for your content. I could not ruin random stuff for people. You're a prank YouTuber. You probably have done much worse. Okay. You're a street bullshit, burlington stores, alergio, providence gate. Do something to buy something. Bullshit. Do buy chocolate. Have you had that? Yes. It's gross. Yeah. It's not great. Taxer. And it was just interesting. Because I love. I like chocolate. And I love passenger. It doesn't work for me. And sometimes there's meant to. And I really don't like men. Cowabung gun. Woofed me out. Family. Bullshit. I take care of my dog. And give it a more nutrients to grow that jaw. - Sure, it is. - NYX show, bistro, every purchase is bullshit. It's actually not one that's testing here. Cash app, cash app, cash app, Amazon. ATM is raw, this is more, it's just like nothing in here. Savings 10, 10, this is $10,000, $10,000 to $10. Have you put so much in and took it out. Dollar Tree, Amazon, bullshit, Amazon, Amazon Duncan. Oh, it's self. Amazon, Amazon, Pekko, that might be okay. Bullshit, David Buster, David Buster, David Buster, Duncan, Amazon, Duncan, bonds mobile. Applebee's ATM, withdraw, TJ Maxx, Domino's, Applebee, bullshit, Petsmart, bullshit. Bullshit, bond bonds, mobile, Louise Italian. You spend more on bullshit, going out to eat than like almost anyone that even comes on the f**k show. Then you won't pay her back. Then you won't pay her, I don't care if you like the cook, you should pay her back. - She eats the food too, you act like I'm the only one eating it. - I don't, well, yeah, no, she eats a lot, I know. - No, that's wild, bro, I'm gonna be real. - Well, she's very fat, that's okay. - You gotta be care, I gotta full, Kim, just saying. - I have like 10. - Okay, and then I just have to pay the players a little more, that's fine. - Buy a new studio, so it's gonna have to pay the Mexicans a little more. - And we love 'em. - And you're not racist, it's crazy. - Actually, not in fact out of my Mexicans. 80% of my company's Mexican. - Okay. - I have a black friend. - It's a joke, right? Okay. It's all bullshit, it's all bullshit. You spend, basically, it needs a bullshit, almost 750 bucks going at the 600 bucks, so just bullshit. - It's not that bad. - It's all bad when you owe your girlfriend money. This is more pages and pages of bullshit. You're a really bad person. I'm really not that bad, bro. - You're a really disgusting, horrible person, and I'm not gonna waste my time by giving you a fudge and a show like that. - I'm not gonna waste their time. You're just a disgusting, I'm not gonna get a budget. - Correct, because what is 30 even budget? You blow it all on bullshit. You don't have a consistent income or any of a budget. - Hey, summary, pay your girlfriend back. Let her loose and let her live her life. You're disgusting and horrible. - You can do it with every K though. - Yes, but she gave it to you. And you're a pathetic one. - For around years. And I am expected to pay back. - Okay, I'm gonna call her in the postural. I'll see you there, join Hammer Elite. Click that join button. I'm not giving this man an ounce of my effort. He's a pathetic scumbag that is nothing. Locked him up and he deserved to be there even longer. - I hope you go to jail. - Some day. - You get beat. - Beat? - You would not survive in jail. - No, I wouldn't, I'm soft. - Yeah, so I really, I pray and hope that that happens to you some day. - Why, what am I doing? - What are you, okay. - Oh, what's gonna give me there? - Sulting me, maybe. - Nah, he signed it away. - That's why you do that. See, you're a manipulative. You came on the show, you signed standard paperwork. - Yeah, so you can assault your guests. - Yes, I'll see you in the post show. Join Hammer Elite. But, I'll only have 1,000 available to purchase. - You'll get lifetime access to the entire Hammer Elite catalog and my Hammer for Life box packed with limited edition merch. Download the Hammer Elite app by using the link in the description or pin comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join, and that's a promise.