I Don't Want to be A Tortured Artist, I Just Want to be Funny

The Absurdity of Naked Stand-Up Comedy I'm Chloe and I'm Emmy, and we met at summer camp. I don't know if you're watching this on video, but we actually are hovering over at the same mic. We're sharing and we're really, we're snuggy. Speaker 2 Bugs. We're kind of. Speaker 1 Right, we're snuggy bugs. That was crazy. On our way over here we passed an ad for naked Stand Up Comedy and I just wanted to talk about that for a. Speaker 2 Second, oh, wait, yeah, we did pass that. We were talking about that because we were like, why like? Speaker 1 You're already doing like. Speaker 2 It's stand up as scary. Speaker 1 It's scary. Why do you need to be naked? Speaker 2 I don't know it's, I don't know I actually. Speaker 1 Like, you know how people will be like Bush on Maine? It's like Bush on stage. Speaker 2 Bush on stage. Speaker 1 Hole on OH. Speaker 2 My God, yeah. Like if you turn around like take a sip of 1. Speaker 1 Yeah. Like if you drop something, you get down and that's. Yeah. So like. Speaker 2 I mean, if you're doing that and you're listening, like good for you. Speaker 1 We we're proud of you. We're not judging you. Speaker 2 But I just like don't know. Speaker 1 I don't think I that's not my journey. I'd be so self-conscious about like, yeah, everything I was gonna get into specific. Speaker 2 Stand up is not sexy. Speaker 1 Like, no, it's like one of the least sexy things a human being can do, can do. And if you're like into a stand up comic like that, I feel like is like a certain type of like. Speaker 2 The good stand ups are definitely not doing naked comedy. No, Brooklyn. Speaker 1 Imagine like John Mulaney doing like naked naked stand up in. Speaker 2 First way, Hello Hernandez like. Speaker 1 I would go no, I would not go. I always say this on my on my second date with my boyfriend we went to the Comedy Cellar and like this special guest was Marcello Hernandez and it since it was only our second date. Speaker 2 Like no, you have to pretend. Speaker 1 I couldn't be as like aggressive of a like not I'm the biggest like SNL nerd ever like. Speaker 2 Both of us are. We are. It's like. Speaker 1 My religion. I know like everything about every cast member every like I'm obsessed. And I also am like specifically like Marcelo Hernandez. He's one of our favorite cast members. We just love him. And I'd already seen him live, do I? And I knew the whole set he was about to do, but I couldn't like be weird and say that. And I was like, oh, I know this guy. I watch him on SNL and obviously now we've been dating for like a year and he's he knows. He now knows. The only time I've like really ever yelled at him was when he couldn't get the TV to work to watch SNL live. I was like, what are you doing? Speaker 2 All right, together. No, that's I remember you being like, I'm yelling at him. Speaker 1 No, I, I was like, I was like, I feel bad. I think I just yelled at him. But yeah, that's always what I think of when I think of Marcelo Hernias. The Ex Who Only Allowed One Lemonade That was our We always say on our walk here, the same thing happens every time we get off the train to our studio. Oh my God, is that House of yes? Speaker 1 Yeah, we always pass House of yes, we're yeah, this we're shooting in Bushwick right now. I was, I went on a like a, you know, one of those Instagram like talk show things and it was like new year. Your questions, like, are you a real New Yorker vibes? And the guy was like, have you ever been to Bushwick? And I was like, I shoot my podcast there and he's like, what's your favorite spot in Bushwick? And I was like, oh, I haven't explored. Speaker 2 Spot we were saying our like exploration in Brooklyn. My favorite story is last year I went with my now ex to Shmarcus Berg and he only let me get one lemonade even though I was paying. Speaker 1 Let her. He only let her. You should never let a man not let him do. Speaker 2 Anything OK like this is how it went down. I was like, I woke up. He had bought the food, so I was like, this is on me. I'll get drinks because like I was like, oh, it's like 2 four dollar lemonades, whatever. So I walk up to a little lemonade, but then I'm like, hi, could we have two lavender lemonades? And he goes one. Speaker 1 I'm sick. Speaker 2 And then I look at him. He. Speaker 1 Was like, it's too much sugar. Speaker 2 For us, I I like looked up at him like that. I'm so. Speaker 1 Sorry, like who are you? Like my mom in the 90s. Speaker 2 Like context surrounding that was we were in Brooklyn for my show, I was doing where I was singing and I was like, what if I'm thirsty? It was also like 85° like it was last summer. Speaker 1 What if I'm? Speaker 2 Thirsty. Like what if I was like, what if I want my own lemonade? And I should have just been like, well, no, I'm buying them, I'm getting my own. And if you don't want to drink your full lemonade, don't drink your full lemonade. But. Speaker 1 Literally it's he's, yeah. That was a really evil thing to do, yeah. Speaker 2 I have to say Katie just texted me. Also came to say your hair looks really good in the picture. Speaker 1 It doesn't. No, you look so cute. No, it looks really cute. Speaker 2 I like doing this. It reminds me of when I was a gymnast. Speaker 1 My hair is just giving like second day. Speaker 2 It has a little weight. It has a. Speaker 1 Little weight. It's giving me second day. I haven't had magic sleep week in over a year. I'm trying to let it be a little more natural. Speaker 2 Because Jacob loves the curl. Speaker 1 Yeah, he does. It's. Speaker 2 Really cute to hear him talk about it well. Speaker 1 He's, he has very curly hair, yes. And he wants to. He thinks he can do, he thinks he can do my hair. I can do your hair. I can do my hair. Speaker 2 All that to say, I got to talk about Katie saying my hair looks good. It does look good. It looks really good. Thank you guys. But yeah, no, he was like 1 lemonade one. Speaker 1 One lemonade. Speaker 2 I'm still mad. Speaker 1 This is also we were talking about this morning. This is the same ex who for her birthday present, mind you, he's her boyfriend, for her birthday present just got her like a bottle of wine. Speaker 2 No card. Speaker 1 I have to say, a bottle of wine is the birthday present I get for 1/3 tier friend. Yeah, like, that's like the kind of birthday present that you get for someone you're like, you know what? We're not close enough for me to get you a real gift. But if you're having me over at your apartment, I will bring a bottle. Speaker 2 Of wine exactly like it's like when you get invited to like a friend, coworker, or like pregame. Speaker 1 House. Speaker 2 Warming, you're like, oh, on my way down there's a liquor store I'll grab like a nice bottle light. Speaker 1 My friend Bridget, like she lives with two other girls and I'm not like quite as close with the other girls as I am with her. I'm like friends with them, but not like super close. Whenever they invite Phoebe and I to like their birthdays, I get them a bottle of wine and I'm thinking like he as her boyfriend, got her the same gift I get like my friend's roommate. Speaker 2 Guys, like we're coming on. Wow. Wait, big sentence, I'm about to say. Are you? Speaker 1 Is it 6 months? Speaker 2 Six months. Wow, we're coming upon 6 this. Speaker 1 This is the longest Emmy's been single in, what is it, three years? Yeah, yeah. Speaker 2 Since 2023. Yep, three years and I am the happiest I've ever been. I really enjoy being single, but as I enjoy being single, I also feel a growing and burning rage towards this man. Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I've felt a growing and burning rage towards this man since they got back together. And Emmy, like, didn't quite understand it. And I was like, I just trust me, there's something off. Speaker 2 No. And we were right. And I can't say. Speaker 1 I was right. Speaker 2 But we we found out some big lore recently that I was like. Speaker 1 Yeah, I I hear it like he's not even. Yeah, really bad. It's really bad. Speaker 2 But so six months is big. Six months is big. Emmy's Dates and Chloe's Celebrity Ad And Emmy has gone on a couple dates with the guy who invented the collab. Speaker 2 Button. Oh my God, we might have to censor that. Speaker 1 Do we? Is that specific? Speaker 2 I don't know, I don't know. I'll I'll ask him if he's OK with me. I I feel like is that one of my like prompts on my dating app profile is like. Speaker 1 Give us stuff to talk. Speaker 2 About on pod and so like a lot of times like guys will be like, am I gonna end up on your pod? And I'm like, well, yeah, probably. Speaker 1 You know, I'm like very locked into my relationship. So he's carrying the dating. Speaker 2 Story I'm carrying the stories and like but yeah, it, it was an interesting thing because I was like, what do you do and he was like, oh, I work at A at a certain social media company yeah, if we do something right and then he like created a very cool feature and so on that. Speaker 1 Social media platform and I oh, he, I guess he told you that I was on the list for one of their events yes. I ended up not being able to go because I got I meant to. Speaker 2 Ask you because he said that. Speaker 1 He I got a paid ad actually also another time I was in Bushwick. Bushwick. You know how Bushwick now has like Burbank, CA as film lots. Does anyone else know that? Because I they gave me an Uber code in the address and this guy pulls up and he's like, you're here. And I'm like, I'm where? Speaker 2 I'm. Speaker 1 I'm here, but it was like one of the coolest ads I've ever shot. And I'm not allowed to talk about it until May 17th, but we'll see. But we'll see it soon. And it is in affiliation with a certain celebrity that I love. And I didn't get to meet the celebrity, but. Speaker 2 She the the. Speaker 1 Person who this is got like watched my video and hell yeah actually approved it this morning I know and I'm I'm. Speaker 2 Thrilled. No. Like. Speaker 1 But yeah. Speaker 2 As we head into summer like, it does feel like good things are happening. Speaker 1 I love the vibe of summer. I'm going to Italy next week, which I'm very excited about. So we and. Speaker 2 I also always say like on topic of ex like I was promised a trip. Speaker 1 To France so Emmy was gonna go to France with her ex, which was why we. Speaker 2 Didn't go in Euro summer. Speaker 1 Last yeah, we didn't go away last summer and we'll typically take a romantic vacation. But my my boyfriend just finished his master's and it was like what he wanted to do one year. It makes sense. Speaker 2 But, and it would have been fine if I had gone to France. Speaker 1 Emmy was promised like Christmas in like a postcard picture esque like. Speaker 2 My favorite? No, I'm literally sorry. I'm sorry, I'm not. Speaker 1 I'm me like painting. I'm spelling it out again my. Speaker 2 Thing is like friends is like I can't go that long without without returning. Speaker 1 Home, I mean, it's like you're doing your. Speaker 2 Pilgrimage, yeah, I need to like recharge there so that I don't like move there. Speaker 1 No, I'm. Speaker 2 Permanently. Because every day I'm here, sometimes I'm like and if I just move back to France and I can't, I have to stay here. But. Speaker 1 Yeah, like your life, my life is here. But if you did move to France one day, that would give me a really good excuse to, like go to France a couple times a year. But like. Revisiting The Click Books and Movie Lore That's going back a Step 2 when I said it's almost summer. Yes, I. Speaker 1 It's about to be summer. Speaker 2 That's what I was referencing. And I feel like we've been talking about just like things in the cultural zeitgeist that we want to like, come back. Yes. I Mean Girls never goes away but. Speaker 1 Girls is also having. Obviously it never goes away, but it's having a real resurgence because Lena Dunham's. Speaker 2 Book I'm halfway through, it's so good. Speaker 1 I'm like I wanna say like 2 1/2 chapters in cuz I got it a bit later than you did but so don't know spoilers. I know spoilers but it's so crazy that she was she was 20. Speaker 2 Three, I know. Speaker 1 When she when she pitched a big day and I was 23 when like I like cried over like a boy who only used Snapchat, like I like I don't I wasn't like accomplishing things. Speaker 2 No, it is so impressive and just like Girls is a concept is just and artwork of a show. But I feel like there's a pipeline from Girls if you go earlier than that. What we wanted to talk about today, which is. Speaker 1 The click wait. So we've decided that you know how there's girls rewatch podcasts. We are gonna start a segment of our podcast called Click Reread, and we don't have any of the books here today, but we just wanted to like yap about it for a second. Speaker 2 Yeah. Did any of you guys read the click like? Speaker 1 Well, we just rewatched the movie with our friends, yes. And that was like, really? Speaker 2 I. Speaker 1 Fell asleep. I know we were like drunk from the vineyard. I. Speaker 2 Was about to say, what did we want? Speaker 1 No, we went to, I went to a winery. Yeah, we went to a winery and like between five of us had like 3 bottles of wine. Yeah. And then so we were all pretty tips. Speaker 2 And watched the click but I like immediately fell asleep on couch. Speaker 1 Yeah, but it was, it's such a good movie. It's just like really the thing that people don't realize is like that social media trend of the in and outlet, which I do think Eli Rallo was the one who brought that to social media. Although I will say I brought it to Syracuse University and I want to give myself credit to that one. But yeah, the In-n-out list was from the click and people. Speaker 2 Forget that it. Speaker 1 Was on her Palm Pilot. Speaker 2 I think about it, I we could like, I could probably verbatim like review the click by. Speaker 1 My favorite thing was Massey's underground kissing clinic Muck, and they liked Muck because it sounded like. Speaker 2 Fuck yes muck was so that book was low key scandy dirty for like, well they were supposed to be. Speaker 1 In 7th grade, yes. That's like if this book. It would have made so much more sense if they were like juniors in high school. Speaker 2 Yeah, but they were in 7th grade. But like there were just so many like little things like muck sounding like fuck was like an inside thing or like the school they went to is Octavian. Speaker 1 Country Day. And it was OCD. They were like, do you go to OCD? And I was like, I might have it. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. What of the later schools? Speaker 2 They went to. It was like ADD or. Speaker 1 Something, yeah, no, they were doing it like, yeah, acronyms. Speaker 2 With the acronyms. Speaker 1 Oh my God, Chris ably. Speaker 2 Like Chris ably, but like I'm OK. Like if you were gonna choose a click boy like I feel like I I would date a Cam. Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd be Darington. Yeah, mine would be Darington, probably. Speaker 2 Jacob is a little bit darington ask. Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I feel like especially like he ran track and what are we talking about right now? I. Speaker 2 Don't know, I had two different color eyes that I think. Speaker 1 Yeah, Cam was like. Speaker 2 Like a little I'd always wear to carnivore. Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like. Speaker 2 Those are like the things I. Speaker 1 Remember. Yeah, I feel like daring tins you. Speaker 2 Always wear shorts. Speaker 1 Yeah, I there's actually someone who I think is a little bit more daring, Tins whisper. You're right, I'm right. Speaker 2 No, yeah. Speaker 1 But like, yeah, I feel like my type is more like of a daring tin Yeah vibe or yeah. Speaker 2 It is such my favorite book was the one where they made the movie. Speaker 1 Cuz that was style for loser. Style for loser. Wait that was so random And why did Claire get the lead in a movie? She was never had acting. Speaker 2 Student film, It was like a feature film. Like she was like, at, like the Oscars in the book. Like it was, yeah. Speaker 1 Yeah, that was kind of insane. Speaker 2 No, I genuinely like that is my favorite book because and Oh my God, they throw the underwear out of the limo. Oh my God. Like it was a crazy series. Speaker 1 For that was a crazy series. Yeah, my favorite was the Lake Placid trip with Muck because Oh my God and Lane ably got her period. Speaker 2 Yes. Speaker 1 But the best was like, because she, Massey, like lied about having kissed Arrington already. And I really resonated with that because when I had my first kiss in 13 the musical, I was like running around telling when I was like, yeah, I've like kissed an eighth grader. Does everyone want to see, like, how to kiss And like, what? What did I know? And I remember, like, thinking, like, I'm like, this is what Massey Block did. That is, she did it, then I can do it. Speaker 2 Yeah, I am sad we didn't get like ATV show with all of the books. Like the The movie's a masterpiece. Speaker 1 But I yeah like a series. Speaker 2 A series like that's like the Percy Jackson books did like 2 movies when we were kids and they were not great and now they're like making ATV show of like the books and it's like very book accurate and like very. Comparing Characters from Click to Friends Good, I just came up with a game OK click girls girls girls sex and the city girls. They all went to four, so I feel, oh, I guess Claire. Speaker 2 I guess like, OK, yeah, I guess like, take Claire out. Speaker 1 Take Claire out. I was thinking more like the OG. OK, the OG OK 'cause I think Massey. Kristen is Miranda. Kristen is Miranda. Absolutely. Kristen is Miranda is. I wanna say Marni is kind of the odd duck out. Yeah, because like, I feel like Shoshanna is Charlotte. Yeah. And I feel like Hannah is Carrie in like a very much more like a. Speaker 2 Merry Massey. Massey. Yeah. And I feel like Kristen is the Charlotte. Speaker 1 Wait, Kristen's Miranda, I thought. Speaker 2 Oh, wait, no, I just had that Kristen, Dylan. Dylan, Alicia. Charlotte. Speaker 1 Well, Alicia, Charlotte shows. Yeah, you're so right. You're so. Speaker 2 Right low key Alicia Jessa. Speaker 1 Wait, Samantha. Alicia, Justice Samantha. Speaker 2 Yeah, Alicia. Justice, Samantha. Yay. Speaker 1 Sandy's here with our beverages. What is this place? Vita. Vita. Ready. We're trying places in Bushwick. Not sponsored. It could be those cheers. Iconic because I feel like I'm a Massey, but I'm a Shosh and. Speaker 2 Yeah, I I'm a Marnie, but I'm a Charlotte. Speaker 1 I feel I always was like I'm a Carrie and now that I'm rewatching it I think I've grown into a Charlotte. I think I was a Carrie in college but I feel like. Speaker 2 You are. I was a Miranda in college. Yeah. And we both ended up. Speaker 1 Being I feel like I'm not shot now. I'm just like a Charlotte. Yeah, but. Speaker 2 I I will always be a Marnie even though I I. Speaker 1 Think I I like I am Shoshana. No, you are. Speaker 2 I'm not afraid to say I'm a Marnie I I made a tick tock about that. Speaker 1 I know, and it did pretty well. Speaker 2 It did pretty well. Like people, people saw it. Speaker 1 Wait, I don't even think Marnie. I think Jess is the I think Jess is the worst. I am like, obviously they all are like Shoshanna is the only person that I think is like actually like a reasonable person. Like the whole point is that they're all insufferable. But genuinely I think that Jessa is by far the worst person out of the Marnie and Hannah are insufferable but they I think they are well-intentioned most of the time. Like Jessa literally sucks and she's a bad friend I. Speaker 2 Just rewatched Panic in Central Park because it was the and like. Speaker 1 That episode is tough for you. Speaker 2 He is stable, you are. Speaker 1 Wait that was like a good game though. Wait, I should make a video about that if? Speaker 2 You like throw like Claire in there? Well. Speaker 1 Claire. Speaker 2 No, she. No. Speaker 1 Claire is none of them. Claire is like Phoebe from Friends where she's like why is she in the group? But like, she's the most entertaining to watch. Speaker 2 Recently and I wish I knew who the creator was to like credit them but it was saying how like Phoebe definitely had her own friends elsewhere. Speaker 1 Right, No, because everyone's like the the friends and I love friends. Like I think friends is such a great comfort show. It's also a really good plane show, but. Speaker 2 It is a good. Speaker 1 Plane show the five of them when you subtract Phoebe are like the most like basic. Speaker 2 Like, but they make sense as. Speaker 1 Friends. Yeah. Speaker 2 Phoebe is. Speaker 1 Like as the Gellers are just like. Speaker 2 The Gellers. Speaker 1 So white bride. Speaker 2 Phoebe, like, makes sense as that friend you have that you're like, yeah, I don't really know why we're friends, but like, we really like each other and like, you're just very different and like, but then like she has her own. Speaker 1 Yeah, well, there's that whole episode where she's like, I have a roommate and they're all like, what? Speaker 2 Yes, yeah, yeah. You know who she is? Very who? Speaker 1 Wait, you're so right. You're so right. Speaker 2 That's not even like a bad thing to whisper, no, a person we adore, but it is just like, yeah, her. Speaker 1 A person we adore, however, have not seen in years. Speaker 2 Years but her relationship to us was very Phoebe that we were kind of like you have your own friend group elsewhere like yeah. Speaker 1 Yeah, no. And we, we respected it. Yeah, that's so funny. Speaker 2 That is really funny. From Meghan Trainor to The Testaments I like I like that theory. I love like looking at theories of like TV shows. My whole For You page has been like theories about Meghan trainer I. Speaker 2 Know you were saying that because I haven't seen. Speaker 1 It's been I'll send you one like I I just like you know when you like one video and then it's the only thing like my phone like knows I'm going to Italy next week and all I see is like, and I'm like, this isn't even where I'm going. And now I'm like seeing like a five star resort in Capri and I'm like, OK, like that's. Speaker 2 Where my parents went on their. Speaker 1 Honeymoon. Like, yeah, like I wish I could afford it. Like I keep like, like I keep like having this fantasy where I'm going to get upgraded to business class, but I know I'm not. Speaker 2 Jacob could like, pretend it's your honeymoon and get upgraded. Speaker 1 That's like too scary of a pretend, I fear. Speaker 2 Just. Speaker 1 Like just like I would do it, but where is? I don't even. Yeah, just. Speaker 2 Put one of these on your ring thing. None. Speaker 1 Of them are a diamond. OK, this is not too much for me right now. I don't know if I can handle this right now and it's too early and it's noon too early in my life. Speaker 2 No, my whole TikTok right now talking about like TV show theories is I know you don't watch it, but it's like the moment right now is The Testaments. Speaker 1 OK, yeah, no, I don't watch it, but. Speaker 2 You'd actually like it? I put Carly on to it and she's never watched The Handmaid's Tale. Speaker 1 OK, I'll, I'll. Speaker 2 Think about it. It's like the girly. It's like an awful thing to say 'cause it's, it's still Gilead, like it's still bad, but it's like the girly version of it, like Rowan Blanchard is. Speaker 1 One of the Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, I've seen like promo for it. I think it's. Speaker 2 One of the most heartbreaking show because there's a lot of sad things, but I laugh so much more during it than during The Handmaid's Tale 'cause they're funny. Like the girls. My favorite thing they do is they have like their own version of like Gilead slang. So instead of saying like OMG they say pray Oh my. Speaker 1 God, so they'll be like. Speaker 2 Right. You're being really weird right now. Like it's so. Speaker 1 Funny. Well, that's like, in like the early seasons of the Kardashians where they say Bible. Yeah. Like, they'll be like Bible. Kim, did you do it? And I like, love that so much. And I had to, like, look up what it meant when I, like, first watched those older episodes. But yeah, these Meghan trainer theories, It's so weird. Like, people are like, what? What? What? Speaker 2 What, sorry, do we go live React? Speaker 1 Like, guys, is Emmy hooked up with a guy? I'm not gonna say. I'm just gonna say that you hooked up with a guy a few weeks ago and he won't stop liking your stories. Yeah, that could be about anyone. Yeah. Men stay obsessed. Speaker 2 Men stay obsessed. Sorry, sorry. It just and I when I posted the picture, I was like, he's gonna like. Speaker 1 It Yeah, we know he has liked every single story you've posted for the last like what, two months? Like I. Speaker 2 Not every, though. He's strategic. Speaker 1 All right. Well, at least he's strategic, you know, but. Speaker 2 No, the testaments is so funny. And the other one, Oh my gosh, they they always say like we've been sent good weather, which we accept with joy is like one of their like greetings and. Speaker 1 This is good macho, by the way, from Vita in Bushwick. Speaker 2 The New Girl comes up and is like, we've been sent good weather and Ronan Blanchard goes, which we've already received with joy to like, leave her out. And my guy was sitting there cackling. And then there's like a like execution in the next season, Roy. Speaker 1 Blanchard is underrated. I actually think she's like, kind of funny. Speaker 2 I mean, I love her. She's she's my favorite character in the Testaments. Speaker 1 I thought she was good in that. I mean, Girl Meets World is obviously like it's own Meets World. It's a Grange, but movie. We that movie that like lesbian soccer movie. Speaker 2 We did like her in that. Speaker 1 She was funny in that where she or no it wasn't. Speaker 2 Was it track? Yeah, it was track. Speaker 1 And they she had to draw. Speaker 2 Yes, the arts I was in I I should draw art. I auditioned for that movie. I can say that cuz it was literally in 2020 or 2021. Like I auditioned for like a girl who was supposed to be like, in love with her. Speaker 1 Yeah, it was like which? Speaker 2 She Yeah. Speaker 1 It was a smaller part in. Speaker 2 That yeah, it's like it. Speaker 1 Wasn't one of them. Speaker 2 It's a niche. Speaker 1 Role yeah, it had like you would have to like really watch the movie it's like. Speaker 2 Really funny I remember. Speaker 1 For that, sure it was. You were probably like young. Speaker 2 I was, yeah. I was like literally 19 years old when I auditioned. Like I was a baby and like in college, but like it was a we like we like for one. Speaker 1 Blank. Yeah, No, I think she's and of. Speaker 2 Course, we love Sabrina. Like that show? Speaker 1 Loves Sabrina stars, yes. We're very excited for Olivia though. Like that? Speaker 2 No, that album, like I'm sitting here literally like. Speaker 1 We are Olivia Rodrigo like super fan. Speaker 2 That's what my TikTok has been recently. Speaker 1 Is Oh, it's just like Olivia got. Speaker 2 Her. Speaker 1 And Joshua, that's it. We send each other them every day. We are like OG fans. Like we actually watched High School Musical the musical. Speaker 2 This year, one of our friends the other day was like, well, who watched that? And we were like. Speaker 1 US like she was like no one actually watched that and we. Speaker 2 Were like I've seen every episode. Speaker 1 We did. Speaker 2 With joy like it is one of my. Speaker 1 With joy like it's. Speaker 2 Like one of my favorite shows low key. It's like, no, I would. Speaker 1 I would rewatch that. Speaker 2 I would do a rewatch. My favorite is the camp season, even though Olivia's not. Speaker 1 In our friend Phoebe's like biggest celebrity crush is Joshua Bassett his. Speaker 2 Book just came. Auditions, Cameos, and Character Sexuality Out to the point, to the point where I've seen Joshua Bassett like, live with her twice. Speaker 2 It's so good. Speaker 1 Twice I. Speaker 2 Went to Barnes and Noble the other day to pick up Lena Dunham's book and next to it was Josh. Speaker 1 To about it, but. Speaker 2 Which just like was funny to me because like. Speaker 1 Lena Donovan, Joshua Bassett Are two very different. Speaker 2 People, yeah, I can't really picture them like in a room together. Like besides the fact the friendship. Speaker 1 Now always like is like what to me is Lena Donovan, Taylor Swift. Speaker 2 Wait, yes, we talked about. Speaker 1 This they seem so opposite Yeah, but I mean, like, honestly, like I like girls. It's all cute. It's girls. I mean, we're not like huge like Taylor Swift girls, but you know what? I. Speaker 2 Respect to my coworker the other day. Because my coworker my my workplace, like the radio that they have on, plays Fate of Ophelia like every four. Speaker 1 Songs. That song I'm OK with, I think. No, that's not the one I'm literally with. You're good with Opalite. I like Opalite Fate. Speaker 2 Of Opalia plays literally every four songs and I talk about this all the time with my other coworkers and we're so sick of it. But one of my coworkers was like, Oh my God, I love Taylor Swift. And I was like, and I like made a face and she was like, no, don't say you're one of those people that hate her. And I was like, I don't hate her personally. I just, I'm not a fan of her music, but like I just respect for her. Speaker 1 Here's the thing for me, it's the vibe. I'm like not, it's not like my vibe. It's very Christian girl otomy to me. That's. Speaker 2 Exactly what I said my Co worker. My Co worker was like have you listened to what's her like folklore evermore? Does it start with an R? It's like the like Rep. Speaker 1 You. Speaker 2 Reputation, she's like, did you listen to reputation? And I was like, it still gives Christian girl. Speaker 1 Ottomy it's just like every and even when she does like more edgy stuff, it's like I was a good girl, now I'm a bad girl. Like it was like not my vibe. That said, I do respect like her being a, you know, highly successful woman. Speaker 2 It's a lot of hate for being a woman and I will not. Speaker 1 Being in the spotlight and being like, I'm proud of her, happy for her success. I think she's an excellent, like, you know, role model for women. That said, like, I just don't fuck with her. I just don't. Speaker 2 Fuck with her vibe. No, and that's fine. Speaker 1 And I'm like never going to be the type of person who's like, wait, I weighed in 9 hours in the queue for the eras like I. Speaker 2 No, and saying this on POD, this might be crazy, but Chloe and I were talking about this girl we know and she like constantly will repost all of her favorite artists and like Taylor's one of them. She'll do like Renee Wrap, who we love. Like Taylor. Speaker 1 Cry. Yeah, but the wonders, just like all of them. More like I guess basic which? Speaker 2 Like. Speaker 1 We have like I know I listen to basic music all the time, but like she will repost every single like I guess basic top artist but not Olivia Rodrigo and we're like Olivia's our girl Like we have we're I'm territorial about her and I don't think she like. Speaker 2 She doesn't know that. She doesn't know who we. Speaker 1 Are I'm like, I don't think she knows. Speaker 2 Both auditioned for High School Musical. Yeah, it was High School Musical 4 at the time. Speaker 1 At the time I actually the Royal Audition 4 ended up getting cut. Speaker 2 I was in for the quasi Olivia role, but she was a soccer player. Speaker 1 Yes, I, that was my first audition and then they brought me back in for a couple times for this like cheerleader character I submitted. Speaker 2 I remember this so vividly. I submitted in initial tape of just like me singing and then I got called in to do like the sides for that character and I remember feeling so good. Well, they let me get like a blowout to look kind of like diva. Speaker 1 I love that. Well, they they told me in my like first audition for the soccer player, they were like, OK, you're like, not a soccer player. Like we want to see you again. But like for the cheerleader, I was like, that makes so. Speaker 2 Much more. But then that whole project got scrapped and it became the High School Musical idea of High School Musical the Musical the series. Speaker 1 The High School Musical four, it was like, I think the cheerleader character that I was like in for was supposed to be like Sharpay cousin, niece or cousin or something. Speaker 2 No, I remember like there were two. There was a character who was Sharpay's niece. Speaker 1 And then there was like her brother, who was like the hot guy. It was like Sharpay's like. Speaker 2 Nephew or like cousin? Yeah, they were related to Sharpay somehow, and I think Ashley Tisdale probably would have made like a. Speaker 1 A cameo. And in High School Musical the Musical, the series, the only people who didn't make cameos were Ashley Tisdale, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, and they were like the most famous ones. And then it would like random. Do you not remember that? Speaker 2 I mean, I do. It was like. Speaker 1 Lucas Gribiel did like a whole. Speaker 2 Think about who did it come in my mind, like I would have to like, sit down. I remember Lucas Gribiel's episode really well. I love him. Speaker 1 You know who else made a cameo in that show? Mitch from Modern. Speaker 2 Yes, Mitch from Modern Family was Olivia's birth father. Speaker 1 Wait, was he your birth father? In it? I'm pretty sure. Speaker 2 Just as I. Speaker 1 Oh wait, I'm talking to Chelsea. Speaker 2 Amazing Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Speaker 1 Oh, oh, Chelsea just graduated. Speaker 2 Oh good, we're Googling who Jesse Tyler Ferguson played in. Speaker 1 Wait, this is cry. Speaker 2 Whoa, Marvin. His character's name was Marvin. Yes, Nini was his daughter. Speaker 1 Wait, that's actually. Speaker 2 Jesse because Olivia Rodriguez character Nini had like lesbian moms. Speaker 1 Yeah, I forgot about that. Speaker 2 Go Disney. Speaker 1 I forgot. Speaker 2 That that was progressive for like 2019, yeah. Speaker 1 I I like, just forgot about like her family. Yeah, I know. Speaker 2 She had lesbian moms and then Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Like that was why she left the she left the show for her music user here. But the character of Nini left the show because she was like, I want to be closer with my dad and also focus on music. Speaker 1 Yeah, well, they like wrote her out because she was like, I'm not doing this anymore. Speaker 2 Which is like it was and. Speaker 1 She like it was like her filming solo scenes with Jesse Tyler Ferguson that entire third season and like she wasn't in the like she knew she. Speaker 2 Came for Joshua Bassett's character's 18th birthday 'cause she brought him a lottery ticket. Speaker 1 Right, I forgot about that. I also do. You know what I thought was gonna happen that didn't? And I kind of wish it did 'cause since she left and they were like the main ship, I didn't think he was gonna wind up with Gina, who is like the other main girl. I actually thought that they were gonna take a risk and make him gay. Speaker 2 They should have made him bad because he. Speaker 1 Had remember there was like the camp friend guy yes, and they had a really homoerotic like they did when I was watching it. I was like, oh, they might just lean into this and. Speaker 2 They can catch me. He he kept being like he is like me, like he like reminds me of me, like he he was the slacker. Speaker 1 Like he didn't. Speaker 2 Want to like, do the musical? And it wasn't. Speaker 1 No, but they had moments where they would be like. Speaker 2 No, he was like, I'm taking you under my. Speaker 1 Wing like we just I don't if you're just listening with audio, we just like almost kissed a little bit. We were we weren't telling my boyfriend the other night about how like we will like after like a workout class or the beach or something. We'll like shower together and it's completely non sexual. It's just like friendship, like girls, just like. Speaker 2 Our followers are gonna be like, girls don't do that. Yes. No, they do. We agree that Jacob didn't believe us. Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it's just like a thing, I guess. Dudes just. Speaker 2 Well, dude would never. Speaker 1 Show they wouldn't but we will just be like oh like, you know we just got back from the pool like quick shower, quick shower. It's not like we're like, look. Speaker 2 We had this whole we had to like, explain to him, like, yeah, it's not. Speaker 1 It's not sexual. It's just like us, just. Speaker 2 Like us having to like clean. Speaker 1 Ourselves and it's like. Speaker 2 We have a dinner rest and we're running late. Yeah. Speaker 1 If we're hanging out, if we're on like vacation together, like it's. Speaker 2 Not a normal. Speaker 1 No, we're not. We don't shower together like on the rack. We just like have in our lives before. And I think that's like, OK, I. Speaker 2 Agree. Jacob did. Jacob was. Speaker 1 And he was jealous, not he was jealous. I was like, don't worry. Speaker 2 Jacob is so funny, you know, like, I love him. He's the best. That was, that was a whole funny conversation we had with him. It was no. I did think that they were going to take Joshua Bassett's character in that. Speaker 1 Direction I did too they. Speaker 2 Didn't, and it was just sad to me because it could have been. Speaker 1 Do you think Joshua Bassett said no because he like found Jesus and became homophobic? Do you think they like pitched that time and he was like I. Speaker 2 Don't want that. I don't know. I don't know if he's homophobic. Speaker 1 No, I feel like he's not, but like. Speaker 2 He's definitely not. He was. Speaker 1 Just like I found Jesus. Speaker 2 I didn't like when they brought him together with. Speaker 1 Gina yeah, That just felt forced because it was like Olivia Rodrigo left so that she became like the main female character. So they had to pair them off, I guess, but they didn't have to. They could have made her just a single. Speaker 2 God forbid a girl in a TV show be single. Speaker 1 Yeah, they just could have made her be content. Speaker 2 I liked her and EJ. Speaker 1 I did like her and EJ. Speaker 2 Too, And they could have just stayed together and Ricky could have had a I've been obsessed with the whole girl my whole life. Like it's time for me to like. Speaker 1 Yeah. Speaker 2 Learn to be alone. Music Idols, Yearbook Angst, and LaGuardia Yeah, no, totally. Speaker 2 Age of 60? No, he was 18. Speaker 1 I loved him. Julia Lester's. Speaker 2 Character and they read and they. Speaker 1 Read like being a bi for bike. Speaker 2 That was the best and the best part about it was the the way they told us that Julia Lester's character spent like the whole season being like, I think I'm bi. Like it was like drama and then at the end of the season they were doing like interviews because it was supposed to be like. Speaker 1 They were on a reality show about their camp, which like we, we used all of that concept first. But whatever, whatever, whatever, Disney. Speaker 2 Disney but so yeah, we literally the guy who played big Red goes hi, I'm Big Red and I buy and. Speaker 1 That was and then they both like came, I think they stayed together. They were just like a buy for buy couple. Just really a wholesome low key. I thought it was. Speaker 2 Adorable and they and they were both like red. Well, and have you been seeing the Tik Toks because there was a song in the show that was like it was big red singing and he was like, I'm a Pisces. You're a Gemini. Speaker 1 Oh my God. And we were like. Speaker 2 I know that literally is what I see. Speaker 1 And a Gemini the acting from. Speaker 2 Earlier was a Pisces and I'm a Gemini. Like, I was like, Olivia run, Olivia run. Yeah. She came out with her sadder song. Speaker 1 Yes, I'm excited for like the whole album to drop. Also, isn't Ariana Grande releasing new music? So excited. Speaker 2 I realized something recently. Ariana is one of my favorite vocalists, duh. One of my favorite celebrities, duh. I actually don't really like her music. Speaker 1 I like her music, I just think though what makes her so special is her voice. Like she has one of the best voices. I also actually think she is so. Speaker 2 Funny, funny. She's one of my favorite like actors. Like I think she's funny when she acts as an elegant. Speaker 1 She's doing a Meet the Fockers. Speaker 2 And I wanna see. Speaker 1 So excited. Speaker 2 No, I like. Speaker 1 Her and Ben Stiller, like that's gonna be all like. Speaker 2 Well, she doesn't write her. Like, she's not a singer-songwriter. She's just a singer. Yeah. And so like, whoever her songwriter is, like, that's just not my style. Speaker 1 Of yeah, I know. That's so fair. Like pop? It's just pop, yeah. Speaker 2 And I like like a little bit. Speaker 1 Head in the Colombian. Speaker 2 I sing that in karaoke in 8th grade at my at my school. Speaker 1 Juliet from our friend from camp who like has one of the most incredible singing voices of all time. He used to do that underneath the mount line and like she would like it would sound so good. When she did it, it didn't sound like whatever, it just came out of me, but like Juliet. Speaker 2 'S voice is like very similar, like like they have a very similar. Speaker 1 Word. It was always like. I also always think about how, like, Ariana Grande is, like, such a good singer that, and it wasn't even like Victoria Justice's fault how often she got upstaged. Yeah, I actually, I'm like, we all sing. I'm a Victoria Justice apologist. Knowing what we now know about like Dan Schneider and like how she was kind of like. Speaker 2 Yeah, I adore. Speaker 1 Given the short end of the stick on a show that was like, supposed to be about. Speaker 2 Her no. And the way all of those kids were treated like it's horrible. No, but I I've never had any. I just think it was funny that like she was like, I think we all sing. Speaker 1 I think we all sing, no, I quoted Victoria Justice in my high school yearbook. Did you know that? Speaker 2 What did you say? Speaker 1 She had an interview about having her first kiss for like. Speaker 2 Oh, her first kiss was with. Speaker 1 One of the spouses, yeah, one of the spouses, I think it was on Suite Life of whatever it was. Speaker 2 She played like a pageant queen and they like, entered the pageant but dressed Dylan up as a girl. So yeah, Dylan, she had her first kiss. Speaker 1 With Dylan's Brouse, but she like did an interview about it and I quoted something from that interview in my high school yearbook and it was like so embarrassing. My first kiss was in front of a live audience or something like that. And that was like simply my high school. Speaker 2 Yearbook. You could only do that at like a drama school. Speaker 1 And I, well, I did. And and the my graduation caption was LaGuardia High School was nothing like Hollywood Arts, which is really true. Speaker 2 That is true. Speaker 1 Which is really true. I did not meet Robbie Shapiro there. It's OK, I met him last year. That's. Speaker 2 So true. Like he is Robbie Shapiro. Speaker 1 He's like. Speaker 2 Robber Otsy, He is Robber Otsy, No. Speaker 1 He is. Speaker 2 That's like he loves to gossip. Speaker 1 He loves to gossip and my brother is literally named Rex, so that like is where. But yeah, I I wrote that and then my high school yearbook could get me sent to jail. I defaced it like truly, that is so like, and it's funny to look back on now, but I was like vicious and I was so because I just like hate, I hate it. I hate it was. Speaker 2 Dripping with angst. Speaker 1 I was angst. I really did not have a great experience in high school. And I got my yearbook and I wrote mean things over like everyone I didn't like. And even my grade was so big. It was like 800 kids and it was. I even wrote things about people really didn't know. I was like, weird name. Yeah, I was like writing. I drew, like, mustaches and hats on people. My yearbook is just, it's a journey. Why We Just Want to Be Funny You can't see it. Speaker 1 No one can see no one. No one can see it. Actually, Emmy was going through a breakup, not with the ex that we've been talking about, but a different one and to like. Speaker 2 Cheering me sad. Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying and like to make her feel better. We went, actually. Speaker 2 We did this right before I went and broke up. Speaker 1 With Yeah, but I was. Did that not make you feel so much better? I was. Speaker 2 Really nervous about going to break. Speaker 1 Up. It's funny. Speaker 2 And he knew it was coming and I knew it was coming. And I was sad and I didn't want to do it, but I knew I had to. And. Speaker 1 Like and then I showed her like my like. Speaker 2 In between work and having to go over and see him like I like went over. We looked at their yearbook. We found a really good reaction. Jeff, we yeah, we use of like someone's grad photo. Speaker 1 Or something. Speaker 2 It's a group photo where. Speaker 1 Everyone's smiling and he's like, he's like giving, like, not like angst. Speaker 2 Yeah. Speaker 1 And we use that like POV me when like the subway is late or like me when like they ran out of spicy La Guardia had angst coming up the wah freaking zoo. Speaker 2 Like that's La Guardia and angst. Like it's like it. Speaker 1 Was angsty. It was people. And this was something I, I was actually talking about this the other day. It was like, you know, like the expression of like, don't fall in love with being miserable. Yeah. Everyone at LaGuardia was, was in love with being miserable. And that was like, I was so anxious and depressed in high school that like, I, I was like, I don't want to be anxious and depressed. Like I want to fix it. I want to go to therapy. And that was like, my therapist would be like, don't fall in love with being miserable. But so many of these people. Speaker 2 Were like, yeah, it's such an artist like stereotype. Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want to be a tortured artist. I just want to be funny. Yeah, you know? Yeah. Speaker 2 I agree, there's so many people out there. Speaker 1 If you have an eyelash, OK, Make a wish. Make a wish, make a wish. Yay. Wait, that was kind of romantic. Should we take a shower? I'm kidding. I am kidding. I'm kidding. Speaker 2 We joke. We just. Speaker 1 That reminded me of in How I Met Your Mother. When Lily and Robin are like Should we kiss? Should be. It would be so. Speaker 2 It would be so. Speaker 1 Stupid. It's like Lily when she has a martini. Speaker 2 What do we get? It would be so stupid. That's my favorite thing about that show. We've talked about Two is like all of the main characters have kissed each other at one point or another, and we like think it's so funny. Speaker 1 Friends is like that too I think all the main characters have kissed each other. Speaker 2 When you're on like a long running show like you got to. Speaker 1 You got to make all the characters kiss. Speaker 2 That's like our dream to write a long running. Speaker 1 Show My dream is to write a long running show. Bring back. You know what we need to bring back? Speaker 2 Long running sitcoms. Speaker 1 24 episodes, nine seasons shows. Speaker 2 Do that right now that I really appreciate is ghosts. Speaker 1 What we've? Speaker 2 Talked about they do like 24 episodes and Abbott Elementary. Both of those have like long. Speaker 1 No, we need to bring back like Modern Family was one of truly one of the, I think one of the best sitcoms of all time. It's genius. It's genius. It ran for 11 seasons. Every episode had like 20 to 26 episodes. Like they were all long. It was like an ensemble cast. Like it was just so brilliant. And I could watch that show, first of all, over and over again. But second of all, you can watch any episode from any point in the series and like having had no context, understand what's going on. From Foot Blisters to Podcast Merch Ideas Totally. No. I love that. Having your mother like friends, like they all just have so many. I'm sick of the like 10 episodes. Each of them is 30 minutes and then that's season 1 and then you get Season 2 four years later. Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's often times 2, like there will only be like three or Four Seasons. So like 40 episodes total, if that even Like Exo Kitty was like 8 episodes per season, 3 seasons. It's like, come on. Speaker 2 My mom just responded to the picture I just posted of the two of us. OMG so. Speaker 1 Tall so Emmy is 2 inches taller than me but right now I'm in flats and she is like a platform so she looks like Jolly Green Giant I. Speaker 2 Look. Well, I guess these are three inches. Speaker 1 And so I mine are like not even half an inch like they're fairly like 4, but I really like my new. I really like 55354. Wait, I don't know if anyone can see I'm like showing you my foot, but I really like my new shoes. They're so they're from Dolce Vita. I think they're very chic. They are just flat and I'm very short. So I. Speaker 2 Did just now that I'm looking at it like. Speaker 1 No, you look tall. Speaker 2 And my hair is up in a bun too. Speaker 1 Oh yeah, the hair like adds another two inches because the hair is up. Speaker 2 Looking. Really like the jolly cream giant next to Glowy right now. Like who knew I was the tallest person to ever live? Speaker 1 Yeah, you're the tallest girl ever. Like. Speaker 2 Did you know that I'm? Speaker 1 Tallest woman in the universe? Speaker 2 Can you imagine if I was tall? Speaker 1 No, I can't imagine like either of us being tall our. Speaker 2 Personalities wouldn't work. Speaker 1 I know when people like meet me in real life and they like know me from TikTok, they're like, wait, you're like really short. Speaker 2 No one's ever been like, oh, I thought you were going to be tall. Speaker 1 Oh, people think that about me all the time for some reason and I don't know why. Do you know who I met who's actually really tall who I didn't think was tall? Do you know that girl on TikTok? Her handles like B dog or something? I think her real name's Bridget, but she does like videos like going on a wine walk, get your cooler like it's or she'll be like woke up this morning, no coffee in fridge, walked outside. Oh yes, yeah, she's so funny. I I met her and she's really tall. I'm like truly her like biggest fan like and I told her in person that I was her biggest fan and I fear I embarrassed myself. She's literally younger than us, but I was like, I'm your biggest fan freak. But she's like really tall. I was like hi and I didn't. She doesn't like appear tall I feel like. Speaker 2 Any videos? My aunt has the opposite. We always say about my aunt, but. Speaker 1 Like shout out B dog, I think you're hilarious. Speaker 2 B dog Bucko is literally five 1 1/2 or 5 two. But we always are, like, it feels like you're like 5-5 or five six. And she has tall energy. Yeah. And like, my mom and I always were like, there's no way you're actually the same height as us. And she's like, no, guys, look at me. And it's not like she, like, wears heels. Speaker 1 All the time. I do wear heels, like often, but I. Speaker 2 I Oh my God, are your feet still recovering? Speaker 1 OK, wait, you guys, you have to hear about. Speaker 2 This talking about feet on pot. Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. This isn't like OK, The other day I wore, I got new shoes, new like wedge heel shoes and I wore them to an event. And then I walked home from the event and I would say I was in them for like a few hours. And I walked, I would say a mile and a half, two miles, like New York City in these shoes and my feet afterwards. Speaker 2 Like it? Speaker 1 Was great. I was guard. I looked like a point Valerie like yes I don't want to pull up a pic of my. Speaker 2 Feet, you guys will never see feet. You'll never see feet like feet. And I, no, I showed Emmy. I'm not squeamish usually no like. Speaker 1 I had one blister on my pinky toe that was like looked like a boy it. Speaker 2 Looked like a boy. I Jacob and I were saying it looked like the character in Jimmy Neutron who like has the Boyle. Speaker 1 Every single toe had like a different shaped blister. Speaker 2 Like it was every single. Speaker 1 It was every all 10 toe like I have 10 toes like I had 10. Speaker 2 Blisters. How are they feeling now? Speaker 1 No, they're better. Like the big welts have like gone down. I still on like my big toe on like my left side. I still have like a but like they're they have to heal because I'm going to be in open toed shoes in Sorrento. Like I can't be like, I can't be afraid to like show a little toe at the beach. No, I'm going to get a pedicure before I go but. Speaker 2 Ocean will probably be good for them. Oh. Speaker 1 My God, I can't wait. We're talking about those. My for my wound. Yeah, no, they've gotten better. I'm wearing like, I'm wearing these kind of like loafers without socks. They're very like, they feel like Birkenstocks. Speaker 2 They look like Birk, they not on the. Speaker 1 Outside, no, but the bottom is, is like Birkenstocks. So that's I've been kind of wearing like very comfy shoes. Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I'm breaking in docks still, so I get it like the box of my heels. Speaker 1 No, but like nothing will be what my. Speaker 2 Toes were the other day, the other day. My secret docs recently has been a pair of normal socks and then a pair of grippy socks. Speaker 1 Yes. Speaker 2 Cuz the grippies are so thick like it really. Speaker 1 Yeah, that's so smart. Like Pilates socks. Yeah. Speaker 2 Like I wear my little Pilates socks over normal socks and it's I actually it's comfortable. Speaker 1 I was at Pilates this morning and I was walking back and I asked Emmy if I should like stay in my workout clothes or if she dressed cute and she was like I dressed cute. Otherwise I would have been like pulling up to podcast in grippy socks. Speaker 2 Was it like a nice grippy socks sweat episode soon. Speaker 1 Yeah, I love a like little chillo sweat that's very like, call her daddy. Like I feel like she's always in sweats. Yeah. And she always gives her guests like a pair of. Speaker 2 Sweats. I wish we had merge sweat. Merge sweats. Should we make them? Speaker 1 Guys, yeah, if you guys would buy them, we'd really appreciate it. I fear we can't afford to make them unless you buy them. Speaker 2 Please please. Speaker 1 Let us know if there are any guests that you guys like, are dying to see. Talk to us. Yeah. And where to come in the summer. We love you all. We actually just hired a new little Internet. Lindsay, we love you, Lindsay. Yeah. So more to come in the summer. Talk to you soon. Bye.