I Ate Facebook Marketplace Food For 24 Hours

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I'm not gonna lie to you. down I'm taking my whole family with me here's the giant bag of burgers he gave me so much food oh my god we got one two three four five and the six six bro he gave me he was so sweet I also just learned that he wrote no onions for the no onion I am blind as hell but the fact that he did this that was really sweet of him okay time for a taste test oh my god holy shit these are so good cheese and fries honestly this tastes better than many restaurant burgers you know what the fuck he did and he's fucking cheating right now let me expose his ass he has google translate on his phone and that's how he read the sentence let me expose his ass where's the phone there's his phone right there he's cheating he's reading it from google translate look at this juicy burger what do you rate it nine nine another nine for me mom what do you rate it nine and for me nine okay what about you salad nine salad honestly I'm gonna give it a 9.5 out of 10 this is probably the best burger that I've had in a while and the fries are also so good they're very seasoned I I think for for 10 Dario maybe when I eat two burgers he said he could give it a rating of a 10 if he eats two burgers so the whole family looks happy honestly eating this when I eat in always I am very happy he said when he eats he's always very happy understandable I did want to make an experiment though that's why I bought a hot Cheetos bag I have never had a burger with hot Cheetos oh this is flaming hot so I'm like why not experiment with this okay so let's do this real quick maybe I should have told him to he probably would have done it you know because he seemed really sweet if I asked him hey could you put hot Cheetos on the burger he probably would have done it but social anxiety so I'll do it myself I am ruining a gourmet burger here we go here we go hot Cheetos gourmet burger well not gourmet anymore but okay that is good damn the Cheetos go well wait he didn't give us any napkins oh my God you know what lower that rating one out of ten no napkins I am not even exaggerating when I said these are probably the best burgers I've had in a while I say that but I don't even know what the guy put in this burger because you can never trust how people cook in their houses what if he busted another in these oh Jesus you never know you never know maybe that's why it is so good I'm just saying is this a pound worth of fries a pound worth of homemade fries they're not the frozen um what do you call it uh restaurant ones that you find at Chili's oh my God I'm coming back to this guy she already finished it there's only one bite left and she's not a burger person she's enjoying this I'm joined she's joined not only was this guy sweet enough to give me like two pounds worth of fries an extra burger but later on I found out that these burgers weren't juicy and the best ones I've had in a while for no reason when I asked him if he wants to include his name in the video you know like as a promo so and he says yeah sure so he gives me his name and it was actually his Instagram so I click on his Instagram and I found out that the guy is a private chef that's why these were like the most insane burgers I've had in a while like how did I get so lucky that I find a private chef on Facebook Marketplace the burgers weren't just burgering out of luck he's a private chef so shout out to Chef John the best burgers I've had in a while each burger was only like ten dollars and fries Chef John I'm coming back and obviously we cannot end lunch without some dessert so let's see what we have a Nutella and true oh that's nasty looking like good not bad oh I will devour that oh 50 what is this a cake no I'm good thank you free don't mind if I do guys watch these be like traps and and they kidnap my ass because why are they selling it selling it for free I'm gonna get kidnapped aren't I Jesus I'm not even a kid I'm like one of those kids where parents have to teach the kid if a stranger offers you candy don't go for it Dubai chocolate brownie and it's on sale you don't have to go for this the thing with that I said this brownie looks amazing is this still available and two hours later they said yeah are you interested and I said yes please when can I pick it up and they're like strawberry crunch Tres leches let me slide in those DMS real quick yep the most devastating one the strawberry crunch Tres leches it was going so well I said hi is this still available and they said yeah when do you want to buy it and I said you know what you can make it whenever you want I don't have a date for it when do you think you can make it he said it's Saturday okay and I said yep that works if that's okay with you I was like literally not picking any dates I'm like whatever works for you sir just make it and they said all right perfect it was Friday so I'm like okay they're definitely gonna make it for tomorrow it's Saturday Saturday comes in the morning I said morning just checking in to see if we're still good on this Dubai chocolate cheesecake in a cup I gotta get this we're getting this absolutely this one I straight up got blocked and you know I had to get like they were winking at me blueberry lemon rolls for six of them look at how juicy they look for twelve dollars you you can't blame me on that I gotta get them like for the sake of Humanity I gotta try because what if they're bad what if like a potential customer is watching this video and they're like oh my gosh I can't believe I got this and they're like should I buy this and like I have to give them a review so they don't waste their money the closest one was an hour away we're almost there those things look so good so they better be worth it and the woman just texted me and she's like they're gonna be right out of the oven so these are gonna be fresh but the most awkward part that this is her actual home address and this isn't this like dangerous as hell so I don't know do I stay in my car what do you guys do do you like knock like hey do you have those little rolls for me those lemon rolls because I'm hungry hi how are you good thank you they look really good this is for you no no this is for you no this looked really good I have to give you this thank you so much what's your name again nice meeting you Gina thank you oh my God oh my God oh my God okay oh she did put a couple of x-ray here okay let's take these out oh they're warm she literally just baked these oh my God and she wrapped all of them this is gonna be so good Facebook Marketplace they are so fresh fresh they're actually hot oh damn they smell good oh I can taste the lemon I taste the lemon look at the blueberry in there the blueberry the lemon flavor I feel like I just got served by like a five star chef hold on hold on oh my God do you know what I liked about this the American sweets are usually the desserts are very sweet but I love how this is not like crazy sweet I love it I love non-crazy sweet sweets it's so good really it's so warm oh my God and I was talking about Facebook Marketplace look at this gooeyness it's so good you know what I might have to risk my life another time for one of these time for my dad to try it with lemon very soft and the blueberry delicious it's so soft and like the blueberry was the blueberry in the lemon was my favorite part yeah exactly give it a rate out of zero out of ten what do you give it nine nine damn that's a nice rating honestly for dinner there's like quite a few big back platters what are they trying to say with that why is this recommended to me damn I want to get this actually there's actually a bunch of food here oh my God but I want to get some Mexican food because I like Mexican food birria oh oh damn that looks good oh my God fifteen dollars yes look at that that looks I love that it's like my child yes give me that birria viernes okay I'm sorry I get too excited when I see food like this and for 15 this is when I started to learn that the meme was actually real and these people were not responding so originally I went on Facebook marketplace being like oh we're getting lunch breakfast dinner 50,000 desserts I was sending all these messages like oh I'm gonna order this this this this and that and like about 90% of those people never reply so it wasn't even a meme it was the reality that people do not respond on Facebook marketplace why is it this episode is brought to you by State Farm having insurance isn't the same as having State Farm it's like thinking your crush messaged you back but it's just your roommate asking for rent you wouldn't settle for a disappointing DM so don't settle for just any insurance when it comes to getting the help you need State Farm is a real deal like a good neighbor State Farm is there filled with cars why ooh the dumpling they they know me you're listening to me aren't you why is there a naked dude half-naked dude selling his car I mean understand that you're selling your car sir you don't have to be half-naked when you like are you selling yourself here are you selling the car I'm sidetracking I'm too distracted like why is there a dude with his belly out I know this is technically not dinner but hold on ooh fresh Italian based based bread what does that mean like the the bread is based and she has all these flavors cinnamon sesame roasted garlic bacon cheddar cinnamon raisin oh there's a lot of flavors holy I'm probably gonna get two of these if I can get some bread with cheese that's all I'm gonna eat actually bread with cheese and maybe some garlic wait is this one cinnamon what is this is it Nutella oh these look bomb we're ordering this okay we are on our way there this is actually the shortest distance I think it's like a 28 minute drive and this is I think it's an old lady she was so sweet in the messages she was like it's hot as hell so be careful sweetie and I'm like how can I not buy two loaves of bread from this woman and I'm like this is probably my grandma I'm like I'm going to my grandma to get bread I'm almost there luckily it's the closest distance wise I don't know if she's going to be on camera but uh I'll see you guys when I get there also we're here with me moon all right hey how are you good so let me tell you about my couple issues okay so I made your bread yesterday okay the delivery I did last night she's like oh my God can I get that bread too so I said sure I'll make yours did they steal it from me yeah she did so she took it so I said all right let me make another one today so I made it today I got them all confused and I'm like oh my gosh I can't believe I'm eating this bread I'm confused and I don't know which one is yours oh okay this is definitely the one with garlic and cheese okay I think that's the everything yeah yeah okay that's right I hope so if it's not then call me I'll be like I got I'll eat these both anyways though oh please yeah they're so good they look really good if you don't eat like three days you have to freeze it because it will go back oh yeah I definitely freeze there no worries I definitely freeze well I just started now like dairy-free muffins and the gluten sauce oh because people like that yeah yeah yeah it does not taste good it's like very like dense and heavy and I'm like can these people just eat gluten really I know we cut it and it's like a lot smaller because it's dense but the flour is like three times the amount yeah yeah yeah charge more for it but then they get a small loaf so I made another one out of the almond flour and it came out a lot better better better a lot better but it's still like kind of small there was no sugar and so it tasted nasty the girls like oh my God we love it I'm like okay hey they took it so yeah anytime you want anything just message me and I'll do it like the next day okay look at this amazing this is heavy heavy as hell I got an everything and cheddar which is this one everything bagel seasoning thing and cheddar and this one is garlic and cheddar and this one was so sweet by the way a bread a huge loaf of bread oh my God no preservatives no none this is a hundred percent homemade twelve dollars for this huge thing so total was 24 but I gave her a good tip so let me let me oh damn she filled this up with cheese there's some cheese leaking out right there look at how good that looks hold up and the top I have never had bread like this before okay I'll give this eight out of ten really good bread okay let my mom try it it's very cheesy I love it I can taste the bait everything with the bagel seasoning delicious it's very nice and this is coming from a chef what's the rating nine nine out of ten nine another nine from me mom that is bigger than my mom's head oh my God look at how big that is that is huge this one is garlic and cheddar okay I'm you can tell that I'm obsessed with like who wouldn't like cheddar guys come on give me a break here let me try it it smells very garlicky and again filled with cheddar if you can see it in the middle here oh my God this is like garlic as hell a woman just parked near us only she just parked near us and we're eating a huge loaf of bread oh my gosh she just closed the window like she thought it was a creep do you like it yes what's the rating on this one she gave the garlic one a 10. I like the everything better I'm gonna give the everything an eight out of ten I'm gonna give this one a 7.5 out of ten because I like the I mean they're both very cherry and the fact that it's actual garlic in here no preservatives shout out to this woman Missy she was the best I know they say don't need at other people's houses but this was a bomb I really thought Facebook Marketplace was gonna be bad but every single product that I've had so far they've all been good and like actual good ingredients every single thing is homemade you know it's good fresh bread when there's like dough everywhere oh my God look at that maybe we are shopping in the at the in the wrong place but then again can you actually eat at other people's houses because we've seen a lot of weird videos I'm just gonna leave that there but yeah did I enjoy the food absolutely it was amazing if you're looking for good food you might want to give Facebook Marketplace a chance do I encourage you to go you to go to strangers houses absolutely not I was so scared the entire time my anxiety was through the roof meeting these new people because I didn't know who I was going to meet the food though loved it but if you did enjoy this video and you want to watch my videos a day early consider becoming a member to watch my videos ad free sponsor free and risk free members thank you Ivy fat rat cozy cat NYG Pitbull Jordan the girl with flair bewildered Brad gooby Catherine funky Lego man spill the tea dust doll Azura pace animation MK and M5 my mental willpower Paul AJ minty perfection ditto Rochka and Nat on any journey using Uber it helps to know you're getting into the right car pin verification as an extra step to make sure your ride is your ride before the trip begins your app gives you a unique pin just tell it to your driver and they'll enter it in their app before the ride can start hey what's your pin 2538 that way you know you're in the right car taking the right trip and your driver knows you're the right passenger make sure your ride is your ride with pin verification from Uber one more way Uber is putting safety at every turn learn more on the Uber app