353: I Almost Died...TWICE!!

crown coins winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is chelsea from dallas i just hit the jackpot won over 1 million 500k visit crowncoins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crowncoins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply good morning everyone good morning if you guys are listening to the audio version you definitely want to make it to the video version because bitch we got a new studio we got a new set baby but guys it's crazy because it's the same set it's just wild what you can do with a room when you just switch things around a little bit yeah it's insane um and now it looks so cohesive it looks like we are in heath's studio space yes we wanted to match heath studio so he didn't have to lift a muscle we know he got that baby still and he's not growing any faster yeah no guys uh shout out to jared and grace they freaking crushed it y'all nailed it i could not believe my eyes when i walked into the studio i want to now move in here like it's so good i'm gonna start paying rent for here because it's so comfortable if you are driving and you know you can't get a visual zane let's describe it for them absolutely let's well before we wanted to just switch it up a bit because man every podcast has that same wall it was ever since we got i'm not saying we were the first ones there was definitely people before us but man after we got it every time a podcast clip would pop up on my feed it was the same wooden planks behind us i was like it just looks like we're all as podcasters using the same set in a studio that you're like renting out like a communal spot that people just like pop into exactly so we're like you know what let's change it up we have a studio now we can do whatever we want and we decided to go for this like warm cozy basement feel mid-century modern really wanted to keep it there and we want like a little we got a fireplace we got a fireplace going on a little fake fireplace in the corner with some knickknacks on top xane you have a little cat as well on top of that let's say we really updated from this fireplace from the last set the one before this yeah remember that little that little cheap fireplace we got from amazon for like a hundred dollars this is perfect it's a perfect intro we're in october and now i just feel like it's fall exactly so welcoming it's so warm and you know we had to get a bookcase behind each of us for matt and not just one we got two we got book cases make a plural now matt did you donate the books are those your um previous reads i did not donate the books but now i'm realizing i got extra storage because patricia's been like you have too many books we're running out of space so i'm gonna be bringing books here to uh stock up and we have two more we have a little two more two more shelves of books that we need to fill up so if you want us i know we have amy pullers uh memoir it's giving kind of like um hotel free books kind of like a situation i'm not sure if i would read every book on the shelves but you know what it's good yeah it's some literature yeah it's giving a little uh a little portable like give a book take a book type uh and it's never anything you want in those free little libraries it's like windows 98 for dummies i don't need that no one i do you ever see like the mailboxes of books like sometimes that people have in front of their houses yeah that's what we're talking about like free little libraries leave one i'm just surprised that they have just sitting out there i'm surprised that someone's not coming in just swiping all the books well at least some people are reading you know if you're stealing the books read them yeah exactly there's never anything that good exactly and i see that you uh still kept my disgusting baby picture behind me we had to i know we had to we had it's okay my mom and my mom still loved me you can tell yeah and we have the needle point of it's not a crack house it's a crack home yeah we had to bring that we had to bring that back of course we got that we got we got that from a meet and greet like years ago and i remember we saw we're like this is funny and we never toss it out no it's so perfect and our chairs are so comfortable yeah like i think we're not a whole different type of energy you'll be surprised these were pretty like cheap are you serious yeah i like the first thing i thought right when i sat down well when i saw it i'm like oh that looks comfortable hopefully it is i sat down to go oh this is nice yeah yeah it's like where are they where are they from living spaces we need affiliate links so we get commission on all of that but that's amazing the chairs are great the bookshelves are good anything else that we are missing i mean we have really good secondary lighting all around well matt we're we're not we're not done because we i think we want to like put a couple of like hanging frames maybe do a sign for the show this is just the beginning yeah this is just the beginning but we want to get as close as possible before our next recording but it's pretty damn close or remi and alicia like oh they are and they facelift they're gonna they're gonna get jealous they really are they're gonna want to switch things up for sure honestly i think they're gonna want to switch those uh those chairs to living spaces chairs because these are he these are like half the size and just as comfortable yeah if you i could like pass out on these yeah you know if you were like drunk and needed a state join these two together you got like a mini little bed right is there a is there a recliner lever no recliner no recliner no recliner again it's living spaces you know it's and also we don't want to be too we don't want to like start like sinking in our chairs and shit you know we want to keep ourselves upright you know think about that first couch we had on our very first set like you guys would sit on with the recliner but it's crazy we got that literally as a joke and the joke ended two two episodes after we started and then we just had this giant ugly brown couch but it was like it just made sense but somebody out there is sitting in their living room yeah with that couch and you know i give it to you and mariah for having no back on your seats yeah for a whole set y'all were sitting in your living room and you're like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry in high chairs which is like i hate every time we go to a restaurant and they say oh you could you could see yourself right now at the bar area or i'm waiting for the booth i'm not fucking sitting up on the high chairs and no backseat and i gotta i need back support i need back support to just make people sit without back support or people who have like you know like breakfast like nooks and tables or like even dining tables at a house yeah and one side's a bench i hate that i'm sorry if you're inviting guests over to a dinner party and you're hosting you're sitting on the bench all of your guests back support having just one side a bench does not make any sense to me but i'll respect my house i know he was he was he was he knew exactly what he was doing no i know it was coming out of my mouth i'm like who do i i do agree with you the only reason why we have it though is that we're we have just been too lazy to buy new chairs and it's a place where you work i it's a little bit more informal of a formal dining and it's also like half broken like someone's gonna fall one day so i think just for like safety purposes we should just get rid of that bench i think it was just like a trend i think a lot of people were like oh this is you mean to tell me i could do a bench instead of buying it's like a certain like function it's like oh they're different it kind of works good with kids too i guess because kids are a little like restless and stuff if you're like a family with like young i i understand certain circumstances of having the damn bench yeah until that kid goes over backwards boom oh also if you guys i know we do this every year but like we did not notice this but i we've already passed the season how many episodes ago uh i think this would be the third or fourth episode we're like a fourth episode of the news i complete so we are in the new season yeah this is season eight why don't we recognize that you know tv shows sometimes seasons are a little longer some are a little shorter especially the longer the seasons start getting they got to provide more episodes because it's getting juicy they need to fit in more into an episode without cutting out storyline so yes this is season a welcome guys think about that eight seasons is wild i know 800 episodes can you believe it's like it's like it's like as many as seinfeld or like that's like the west wing like soprano's level we're like but you know what the 50 50 per season was kind of like a a cheap a cheap way out we should we should have been doing a hundred that that would have made us feel like imagine eighth season 100 episodes a season well we did it because it was a year and it was like easy to like all right it's been one year next season hours in total of all the episodes that we've ever done what number is this this is 53, so times that by two, that's like. Cover the one. It's not that big. It's 706. Damn, I kind of want 706 hours. No, but remember, a lot of these episodes are an hour and a half. True. And then. Let's say it's a thousand. Especially back when Mariah was on here, them bitches were two hours long. Especially when we would guess, two hours long. So you got to count the two hours, too. Of course. Are we counting in unwinds for the Patreon? Because then. We're past a thousand. Yeah, we are. We can definitely count those. I just want to get to be like over 10,000 hours. You know, people say like, if you put in 10,000 hours, you are like a master of your craft. A master? Are we masters of our crafts? Well, like, it's just, it's the practicing. It's the time you put in. If you put in 10,000 hours into something, you're destined to be good. In a way, I think the amount of times in social media, what we've done with our careers, I think we put in the 10,000 hours. I need to start doing like pep talks for this industry, you know? We've done more than a thousand. We've done more than a thousand hours. It's a lot. Okay, let's get. Keep clicking record. Let's run that intro. Let's run that shit, baby. Let's rock and roll, baby. Hey, to new beginnings. To season eight. To season eight. It's Cop It's All, baby. Yeah! Welcome back to Zany Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And I'm Jared. And welcome back to. the greatest show that you have. subscribe to and listen to every monday and tuesday welcome around back how's everyone doing i feel like we haven't seen each other in what like a a couple weeks yeah yeah because i was traveling we had to record two episodes last week i'm a little jet lagged i'm a little jet lagged but i'm surviving i just gotta like you're doing good though fight through it i shouldn't have taken a two-hour nap yesterday that really screwed me over i'm really good about adjusting to jet lag when i get to a new country it's coming back that messes oh you see i'm the complete opposite i have a hard time getting to their time coming back i love it i get up early i go to sleep uh early there are some perks yeah i can't wait to come back home when i'm on my adrenaline of just being in a new place i'm just like who cares if i'm tired let's get out of this hotel room let's go see some sites let's keep moving the thing is i i wouldn't you say that we are jet lag we're just pushing through it yes sure you know what i mean yeah but again the excitement is kind of helping that jet lag i just gotta fight it and then before that i was in birmingham oh my god guys the crazy fucking thing happened to me on a flight i took the red eye to birmingham alabama and with that a little layover in dallas and then you go from dallas to birmingham so and throughout you know those red eye flights i'm just sleeping i'm sleeping and i'm on the flight to birmingham from dallas and you know you have your little uh your ac at the top your little fan or whatever one you spin right yes so i like put my hand up and i'm just like adjusting it and then i'm like going back to sleep and then like next thing i know i'm being like tapped and it's the flight attendant light okay and i'm like oh i'm sorry i was just adjusting it she's like okay and then all of a sudden she drops the whole thing of coffees onto the guy in front of me businessman in like a pressed white uh you know business shirt all down his throat and she's like oh my gosh and i know hot coffees hot coffee piping hot all down this man's back and the flight attendant's mortified she's running to go get you know paper towels and he's just like god i can't believe this what unbelievable and in my head i'm like you caused it not my fault but butterfly effect yeah it was my fault because if i never fucking wait that's pretty crazy because flight attendants flight attendants are really good with like not dropping shit like there's times where like i'm watching i'm like damn they're really good because they're just like the little spaces that they have to work around to be honest though like i'm kind of surprised it doesn't happen more often because like yeah walking to the bathroom i'm kind of like pinballing down the aisle like yeah that plane's kind of going i'm banging up against people's seats like it's not easy especially for hot coffee make a fucking trade with some little cup holders and shit like you're at a fucking hot coffee is it like is it um was it covered like what was uncovered just standard fucking cup how many cups how many probably uh i want to say eight oh thank goodness it wasn't a child or what if it's just a baby yeah i uh and the guy he's pissed but he kind of like calms down i can't even look at the situation i'm just like i'm trying to like go back to sleep and act like i had nothing to do with this chain reaction um and yeah coffee all down his back he's pissed she's apologetic and i think it kind of settles down but in my head i'm like what would i do if i was that guy like do you think you get a free flight and some miles i don't i understand it's an accident i wouldn't be like screw you flight attendant your job should be taken away it depends it depends on the person you are right like if that was me and coffee dropped on me immediately immediately i just feel bad for the in trouble than i am right like the other coffee spilled on me yeah it was hot i'm fine but in my head i know that like she's gonna think about this for the next two weeks yes and that's gonna make me feel terrible i would never be like um hey can i get like can i get some credits in my head i'm like probably i'm expecting it right at least they were dry cleaning bill you're paying my dry cleaning if they're if they're a good airline they would take care of it in some way right and i think about that because i remember one time i was on a long flight all the way to like orlando from la no wi-fi and my tv didn't work and i had nothing that you said i had not even a damn book on me i had a raw dog that whole thing and i'm like i'm pissed and they gave me a handful of miles that happens a lot and i think they just do that all because i think bro there's so many flights that tvs like that there's times where half the tvs won't work there's time where my like my whole row my tv wasn't working the whole time and they come up to you usually and just be like hey we can give you extra miles but i'll take i'll take no tv over a broken seat though the amount of times i've gotten a broken seat and i'm like wait what's broken what's broken no recline or what no recline or also like you know how there's like the cushion part of it but you can tell if it's been like broken and it's just like out like yeah where because it's filled with air it's like it can like sink hard yeah and then like i'll i'll i'll do that but like no wi-fi on an international flight i'm i'm punching somebody like that should that should be but he that's all the time every every i think i would say 75 of my international flights wi-fi doesn't work yeah they're getting better it's crazy how have they not fixed that yet it's because starlink it's certain airlines that have starlink and they can do it and some don't have it like alaska airlines we took that back no wi-fi like i'd rather have no wi-fi on like a five-hour flight four-hour flight but man you're having us on this plane for 18 hours and the wi-fi just does not work that's crazy i know you can only watch crazy crazy rich asians how many times if you get up and see what movie are people watching everyone's watching crazy rich asians on a long 14-hour flight that is a perfect airplane movie i wish they had statistics on how many times that movie is on a flight i'm like i wake up and she's watching i'm like how many times every time on a fucking plane you're watching this damn movie watch something else creature habit she likes her movie yeah but i do love watching uh i love trying out new movies that never uh sit and watch in my house that's i love getting those movies out of the way where i'm like you know what this is the time i watch greenland too yeah that's that's a perfect movie for i'd never go to the theater for that i saw it wasn't that good but i saw it winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day 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few months ago on this show about like how colorful like the yes the buildings are so colorful huge a biking city but you're not going to get on a bike there you're not getting on a bike because everyone there is amazing on a bike it's like it's basically like a car in the way yes you would yes you'd be in the way um what were your top moments uh in uh copenhagen well i'll tell you what my least favorite moment was right when i fucking land in copenhagen they confiscate my knitting needles my stainless steel chiagu knitting how long were they um like like size wise like uh five inches um but because i mean that's a weapon at that point but listen copenhagen is the capital of hand woven arts and i was so excited because i was like oh my god i'm like oh there's so many yarn shops there's so many knitting cafes i'm gonna have the time of my life nope took them away and thank goodness i didn't bring my entire set because that would have been like well over two hundred dollars of needles confiscated so that crushed me put me in a bad mood um my bad i think i missed it your your needles that when you're on the way there got confiscated or leaving there technically it was the layover from brussels going in did you buy it well did you buy like a nice little pack from there if that's like did you rent a needle at the cafe no i didn't why why wouldn't you if that's like the cafe why wouldn't you if that's like the cafe why wouldn't you if that's like the capital uh dude then i got so excited oh i'm gonna go and you know me just this straight man who knits they're gonna be so impressed with me that i can like knit and i'm asking about the yarn and i'm like so i want worsted yards because we don't do worsted i go i know that but can you point me to just which one of the yarns are worsted because they view yarn a little differently she's like that that that you ain't helping i was hoping to really connect with the community out there and they're just sick of it crush and then i'm like i don't want to go to any of these no you're just like i don't want to knit anymore every time you know now you're just like fuck them i should have been better prepared it just put me in a really bad mood but the vintage shopping was great it felt like fall and you know what this is a weird way to say it kind of felt like tokyo not in terms of a metropolis but like very calm civilized and it was but it was like a tokyo paris if that makes sense yeah i never once felt like chaos i never was disgusted by anything i never felt like anyone was trying to scam me just very calm civil crisp and i don't know i don't care it was lovely you can tell when you visit certain places you can tell when people just mind their own fucking business it's truly like in japan you're walking around you're like that's why this city is fucking amazing everyone's so goddamn nice to each other everyone's so sweet no one's bothering each other it's just like they're thinking not about themselves their own fucking business and constantly being kind and helping other people they just have good body awareness too yes i do the body awareness here drives me insane the i do i love seeing those videos they'll they do it for airports disney world where they're walking and you just stop and then turn around without like like at an angle so you're not like running to anybody behind you yeah i see so many and they make me laugh every time it's like insane like how insane that is so yeah copenhagen awesome go if you're curious um i definitely want to go see like now sweden i want to see um uh norway i want to just do all the scandinavians now how was the wedding in italy because i was i was just at my friend's wedding in italy yeah gorgeous everything it's crazy how like how affordable it is too to get married out there right i mean greta and joe went all out arguably like the whole time i was there i'm like this might be the best wedding i've ever been to whoa it was really fucking good and it was great it was awesome too because greta the bride she's from rome she's italian so we're having a proper like italian wedding we're not like these americans having a wedding in italy it was like a lot of locals oh yeah and we're like you know half the wedding party and all the people there there they're all italian and stuff you're having this great cultural exchange you're learning so much you know those little cigarette things that they always have that look like vapes but like this cigarette those were in tokyo too you put the real cigarette into the battery box i'm thinking what you're thinking and i was going up to one guy and i go where's the ash going are you dumping something then at the end of it to make all the ash dump out it's not a full cigarette huh it's not they're not sticking a full cigarette in that little vape thing they have these little mini type of cigarettes that uh apparently there's a little blade it's almost like the filter the tobacco another filter at the bottom and a little blade goes in when you put it on top and it's this big it's not this full long thing and then there's a thing that heats it up from the inside and that gives you the smoke nothing is really burning tobacco is being heated to the point of smoke and then you're inhaling it does that make sense what i'm saying i need i i need to like get an image to this because i've only seen this from like no what do i even like tronic i've seen this from far away i'm just like european cigarette a lot of people at the um the race that i went to had those like the people working in the pits yes i guess because like if you want to be a cigarette smoker but you can't like smoke a cigarette like i guess it keeps it so this is is that what you're talking about matt yes yes kind of like the those things and they smell like turtle food you're like what it smells like a fart it smells like betta fish it's a it's a vape yes but it's something is still you're you're you are exhaling smoke you're not exhaling vapor you're exhaling real smoke but it's like very controlled like it's not you're not getting all that smoke that comes out from the end of burning a cigarette yeah but i finally just got it like confirmed in my head that it's not a full cigarette there well that one might be but the one that's really popular it's just these little nubs they're putting got it so but this one right here that we're looking at that's a full cigarette where you'd put in yeah well that would smoke it but like the ash and all that just like stay at the end see the heat thing those that's how big they are oh wow so they come in this little type of like mini pack so they're these mini types of cigarettes but the bottom is also a filter as well it's fascinating i really didn't think that they would even care to have something like that in italy i thought they were just so like about like just the smoking just kind of anywhere or if you need to smoke you just walk outside i didn't think they would have something like that i think if you can like stop smoking through it you're not committing to the full cigarette you can just get a couple i have really nice in my life wanted to cut a cigarette short it would be like damn i wish i had another one right now yeah right this is never it'd make no sense because you'd smoke it so quickly like by the time i was like a quarter done he was already done with a cigarette so like the timing was always like he you didn't need even need to like split it but i am curious for me but i am curious though how long those last compared to a regular cigarette maybe you do get more out of it because of the heating thing i don't know but i finally after yapping with people at the wedding i was able to uh yeah figure out that mystery the wedding that was amazing dude they had singers and they there was like constant entertainment like even the welcome party with such a party it felt like a wedding you know like welcome literally your wedding you don't like oh you felt like that at ours yes dude your welcome party literally felt like the wedding i remember looking at we were like this is a wedding yeah this is crazy it was everybody's cover band yeah like doing it twice yes yeah no you're i mean would you say your wedding it was almost as like if you know what i didn't even think of my own wedding while i was there like in terms of oh yeah we did have a lot of entertainment at our welcome party but this one i felt like went even harder wow and there was entertainment and dancing in between meals you know how like american weddings usually you kind of like you eat the full course of what's being served to you and then you go party oh yeah we would like eat two dishes get up and go dance and like go hard and then eat another meal and then go back and party and then we go to another place that's how it should be and and also that refrains you from like getting too drunk too right because you're like constantly eating throughout you kind of you kind of burning it as you go yeah exactly you wake up you feel skinny skinny as fuck you're like wait a second i can't believe though ilia made greta and joe go fucking run around the coliseum the day after what oh yeah yeah oh was it like are they doing a video or something the zilla program thing got it i think ilia should have just come in and do maybe do the day before your wedding let him have the day off wait i'm surprised that they had to have been like so okay with it or they probably even challenged themselves to do it there's no way i know they were struggling ilia should have got in earlier oh you're like ilia should have been like absolutely not i cannot allow you to do this on your uh on the day after your wedding i would never do that i mean i i just i would never do that in general even if it's for my video for my transformation but i'd be like fuck you it's my wedding i want to be in bed with my wife right just fucking talking about the whole night no chop chop you're gonna go run around the coliseum zilla fitness all respect though they did an amazing transformation they definitely agreed to do that that's what they wanted to do but so yeah go comment and give a lot of likes and love to them because that probably was not easy for them yeah but greta joe fantastic wow wow well congrats greta and joe congratulations congratulations nice okay wow dame you have well you had a you had a pretty wild week then what about you heath oh i wouldn't say wild um well we know that well it's more like tony dude it's crazy my brain is just so fried like i i literally i don't even know what happened this morning dude to be honest like i i dude i don't like the days just blend there is no like start stop to anything it's just a giant continuous day hey that just periodically gets dark speaking of dude the video you guys uploaded privately to like friends and family of tony saying dude oh yeah he's like say dude he's like dude he's getting there word right now dude he's not he's not walking he hasn't has he taken his first steps yet or is it more uh he'll he'll do like two and then fall like we're working on it yeah um we kind of got like different techniques and stuff to try to like encourage him and like get him to do it but he was like really dead set on like trying to walk but then he got really good so now he's just like i'm way faster crawling right now yeah fuck standing up like because it was like he always wanted to stand now he's just like all over the place it reminds me of that you guys remember that video where the guy was like on like some zoom meeting and it was like he was talking about something about international affairs because of war or something it's something really serious and he was on the uh the news and you see him in a suit and then all of a sudden you see his daughter come in the back just like and they're like and then you know the the officials of the government the baby is a bit the baby is in his like little what do you call that thing where like they're they're it's a seat but they're able to walk but it's like rolling with them it's what what they're like walker kind of walker thing literally walks right it looks like it was set like watching it i was like oh this looked like it was playing it's just way too perfect it was like a cartoon walks in and he's sitting there and then you just see so i've seen this video before a long time ago i've seen this video before a long time ago i've seen this video before a long time ago i've seen this video before a long time ago i've seen this video before a long time ago i thought it was the nanny i thought it was the nanny i thought it was the nanny oh is it his wife it's his wife okay but oh is it his wife it's his wife okay but oh is it his wife it's his wife okay but you see this lady come and she you see this lady come and she you see this lady come and she she slides slides in like risky she slides slides in like risky she slides slides in like risky business business business slides in and drags her ass out they're slides in and drags her ass out they're slides in and drags her ass out they're screaming and they pull him out oh right screaming and they pull him out oh right screaming and they pull him out oh right here this is a it is here this is a it is here this is a it is so good so good so good he's like get the out of here he's like get the out of here he's like get the out of here the little baby scoots on in oh my god the little baby scoots on in oh my god the little baby scoots on in oh my god the little one coming in is really look the little one coming in is really look the little one coming in is really look at the mom at the mom at the mom he's dude oh and you can tell this guy he set dude oh and you can tell this guy he set dude oh and you can tell this guy he set his books up like just to just for like his books up like just to just for like his books up like just to just for like show show show he's selling specific books up they're he's selling specific books up they're he's selling specific books up they're falling in you couldn't ask for a better you couldn't ask for a better you couldn't ask for a better moment like that it's so funny because moment like that it's so funny because moment like that it's so funny because yeah it might be a serious matter i'm yeah it might be a serious matter i'm yeah it might be a serious matter i'm just like i'm surprised that he felt just like i'm surprised that he felt just like i'm surprised that he felt like he really needed to just sit there like he really needed to just sit there like he really needed to just sit there instead of just like kind of yeah handle instead of just like kind of yeah handle instead of just like kind of yeah handle the situation first you know i feel the situation first you know i feel the situation first you know i feel like now these days people like i think like now these days people like i think they're like more like oh sorry guys they're like more like oh sorry guys they're like more like oh sorry guys give me a second and then take care of give me a second and then take care of give me a second and then take care of it but back then i think it was just like looked at as very unprofessional or like you're not on your shit crazy so funny it reminded me of that just tony coming in while you're on the podcast uh but yeah he's doing he's doing really good mariah's doing really good um today we've kind of just been like uh doing just some things around the house uh david's actually coming into town um he just landed uh so as soon as we get done recording he was gonna come over and meet tony oh my god nice how cool yeah he's uh coming to me tony surprise him with like a little tesla one of those little kids ones sponsored by ck he brings a giant check for tony's college he better be bringing something yeah a little gift from uncle david um yeah i guess it's uh him natalie 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coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void we're prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply i just posted my mom's reveal but it's it's not like it happened this week i've just been filming it it's fantastic yeah my mom uh my i posted my mom's reveal you can see her work after six months she's not fully healed yet she still have like five six months to go because it has to still drop but uh looks fantastic she's gotten so many good comments everybody's been reaching out to her she's very happy it's crazy it looks fully healed already though like yeah um i watched his video too where he was like showing i guess from his point of view talking about what he did yeah um like the scar you know how like a lot of people you would see the visible scar like from like a facelift yeah yeah in like the ear area too yeah dude it's it's crazy what did a really good job they do their best to try to like line up with your hairline or with your ear line he did a really really really he took his time who styled her for that photo shoot parker who uh parker alicia and remy stylist oh my gosh and nailed it yeah she did really good million bucks more than 10 million like a billionaire when we're shooting her uh in beverly hills she was so confident yeah because dude she looked like a natural oh yeah it it's crazy because i think when you know you look so good because you have professionals working on you and you don't have to fake it you don't have to get a birkin bag like that you can walk into roblox and be like oh yeah we have inventory please please so funny they would sell anything to you somebody in the comments completely fucking clocked it they're like oh you know that's not her but that's alicia's birkin i was like fuck yeah the birkin she was holding was alicia's and somebody immediately was just like i know that's not hers i was like that was very nice of alicia though she probably has that underlocking key and was doing that for your mom absolutely it's because uh when i got her salad i was thinking about like oh if she's walking through like beverly she needs to have a purse on her but like it needs to be something really really like flashy or expensive and i couldn't think i was like how do you how do you even rent one for a shoot like like i couldn't even think like how to even get that and then it hit me that alicia literally had a purse on her and i was like how do you even rent a purse and i was like how do you even rent a purse and i was like how do you even rent a purse all that shit she has everything i was like hey can you sign my mom and like accessories she was like absolutely she sent me like a fucking whole bag it was that's awesome so much you know dude i was so scared because we were in this sprinter like doing this shoot because you know how people will get robbed like right in the middle of the street they'll fucking come and just fucking snatch that like and so i was sitting there like oh my god we have this whole bag of like very expensive purses like i'm really i'm just like really worried but like we were fine she did great we're walking all it literally looked like we were shooting for like a high-end like fashion brand yeah because uh because obviously there's a lot of tourists in the area because it's crazy they were all taking pictures of her because they thought they thought it was a whole shoot but it was so funny i would too like i'd be like okay yep yep yep there's attention on this woman she looks important it was really funny because as i'm filming this by the way like it was me filming this while like that we had like glam we had evagale we had just like a little team just kind of like making sure everything is going good and i'm sitting there and as i'm filming you think it's professional you think it's a shoot until you hear me go mom mom just walk mom go back but mom stop mom can you not don't smile here smile at this point and people are just like her son is like what is this so that was really funny like can you just imagine you're seeing this shoe and you're like oh this must be like super you know mom mom mom mom so so they they genuinely thought it was like she was also probably a tourist they're just like she just needed to get these shots she's very happy she went well we also did like a little photo shoot you're not gonna believe who took them hayley and julian you know julian yeah yeah he uh him him and hayley uh hayley now yeah oh awesome yeah they do um i think it's just like their side thing for sure but like they they love to do it they're really good at it cool she also has an agency too so i think they they and they were a lot they're models right yeah so oh that's awesome models who also can like take photographs too that's like such a double threat of like you know and i really know how to pose you yes and i really wanted to have somebody that i could trust because i knew she and i wanted to feel really comfortable and i knew it was going to be she was going to be like a little nervous about it so they were like the perfect people to have uh because again they're both models and also she she's a she's a super model she works with a ton of like high-end brands so she she was really good she knew exactly how to like pose my mom so she's sitting there like posing her they're like screaming at her making her feel so good making her feel like amazing and she was able to like get like a fucking amazing shoe done she's really high in clientele you know what i mean some guys would be like this woman's out of my league but there's gonna be some rich dudes are like she'll fit right in with my lifestyle you know what i mean i have a stupid question what constitutes super model like what is like the uh inter everyone knows your name you are internationally you're like you are bella hadid you are gg hadid okay so it's not like uh like um like where you have to be like a victoria's secret to be i think basically a super model like most angels i feel like automatically if you're just a standard runway model i don't consider you a super model okay well uh jerry just pulled the definition a super model is a top-tier fashion model who's achieved global celebrity status and a household name recognition outside the fashion industry got it okay so interesting generally characterized publicly or by their first names like cindy naomi or giselle yeah okay yeah that's it makes sense yeah it's it's really cool i think like with supermodels too like as you age your beauty is still like relevant as well yeah like modeling is a very tough industry to go into because you have that look and you got to maintain it and it's just it's all about maintaining the look and if you're able to maintain longevity with your beauty you've nailed it and i love the whole side of um the modeling agency where they also look for super unique looking people too where it's like like a look where like you're gonna have birthmarks on you and yeah that's cool that's a look it's like less uh yeah there's um there's one older guy supermodel that i always see uh have you know like all the buck mason pictures yeah that one dude dude oh does he kind of look like that actor um what's his face is he like in the giorgio armani like perfume stuff i dude everywhere i go in the mall i just see that guy everywhere isn't he in the casey musgraves like mexican honey music video as well dude he's he's just everywhere for like every brand i'm like i can't believe all of these big like gentlemen's clothing companies can you believe that dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude use the same guy who's that guy who's that guy who's that guy in the walking dead uh like the main guy the british guy starts with a j from love actually oh joe joe burnthal or whatever yes yes that's what that's what he looks like whatever i'm probably saying his name wrong yeah but i just kind of forgot he's also in like wolf of wall street too right yeah that's him it looks just like him john burnthal yeah every time i see him stupid remember like he's in a podcast clip or he's just like why are you gonna take a fucking nap man like guys who take naps are weak it's like the craziest take like okay john if i catch that guy napping ever i'm gonna call him out on an airplane in the middle of the day it's like a long flight yeah just like uh uh john remember what you said that's actually pretty funny like imagine you know how people like remix a clip or they'll stitch a clip where it's like imagine just going up to him yeah no napping he would be like oh my god fucking relax it's crazy you you can't say anything like that like because if you ever did get caught taking a nap you're done yeah i know you never tell me you're going to your trailer in the middle of a movie just take a nap like relax yeah you gotta watch what you say or i'll come back and bite you right in the fucking ass yeah um oh uh something that i that my mom actually showed me this morning breaking news um apparently there was this case where um her name is krista krista pike christina pike um happened over 30 35 years ago it was a murder never heard of it but my mom was like oh my god i'm gonna take a nap and i'm gonna take a nap my mom was telling me uh that she had the death sentence and it didn't happen for uh she didn't get that sentence to death until for 30 years it just the trial went for so long and finally the day came where she was gonna uh yeah executed it was a botched lethal injection she survived it this is crazy because i was just looking this up like yesterday i didn't know oh my god injections okay maybe she didn't do it maybe it's like no no matt or heath it was i think it was one round they have they do two they do three they do three injections and one like and like i think that's how it works they do one injection two injection and three injection and then that's the three of those well together right each do something so like one paralyzes you one numbs you and then i think the last one kills you when she did get sentenced to death though back in like was this the early was this 80s or 90s she was they told her like you will be sentenced to death at electrocution like originally oh and that was before it was like it became it became a little like it's not a thing right humane of a way to put people to death but uh no that's a crazy fucking case it's a crazy fucking case okay so this is my question can she sue them for this no really you're on death row no no i know look i know you're on death row but did it end up working or is she still alive i think she's still alive the reason the reason why i'm asking because okay imagine someone like you know someone's trying to jump off a building they want to end their own life yeah right but someone saves them but they get seriously injured or something like somewhere they get seriously from being saved right yeah that person can sue them for injuring them doesn't matter if they're trying to save their life or not but they can sue that person right they could sue it but we will see what the court decides so that's why i'm saying in this case couldn't this be like you might be they might be able to sue but i don't think that would negate the fact that she has to die by like you know what i mean i don't think it's going to remove the sentence that she currently has but yeah okay you want to sue us for a million dollars you're still dying tomorrow yeah it might it might i know i'm just like she get another but true well like oh she was just like that meal was good but now i'm thinking a little chicken fettuccine she was deciding between two and she's just like can i have both they're like nope only one and now she can have the other one she's like oh okay sweet seconds but you know dude if that was me i would if i had to go back to the jail to wait for the next one i would be acting like i was indestructible i'd be like can't kill me like anytime a guard came up i'd be like try me come with me to my second execution they tried to get me the first time just getting up you know that little room where they're all watching and they open the curtains they can see from a room like them yeah being being uh injected and dying she gets her she's like can't kill me bitch like just imagine that that's like her final words oh yeah can't fucking get rid of me i i've genuinely never heard of this before disgusting case to me it's so crazy how it takes 30 years for something like that to happen in that case after 30 years just fucking let her live at that point she already lived her whole life very complicated it just if it's gonna be that complicated what's the point do you know what i mean like don't even judicial system don't even have the death penalty case like don't even have it at that i i know that i yeah it's just so crazy to me i struggle with the death penalty yeah what did nancy grace say though it was like brian coberger like if you're gonna make a whole do a whole mistrial and do these people all over again and you're still proven guilty death penalty yeah but that's a crazy take but then also you know that shit is not gonna have for another 30 years because of how big the case is right right i mean i'm not in any rush to see someone get the amount of people that are on death row waiting to be executed that get exonerated and like found not guilty while they're literally in the queue like that's crazy well you know what well that just answered my question then well because sometimes with like technology and stuff they're able to or i mean technology but just like advancement in sciences and stuff they're able to actually realize oh wait it wasn't his fingerprints his d.a note was nowhere to be found this guy like of a crime you were convicted of in the 70s or 80s technology can like advance this is me under this is me under the impression that they are fully guilty 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coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply it happened i feel like there's murders that like probably do that where they if i get serial killers i guess like go to a go to a state where it's like oh it has no death penalty but also like at that same time it's just like i think they're the type where they probably do want to go out like that i didn't hear about the lethal injections but i recognized her picture i had seen a story where before her lethal injections she requested a firing squad but it was like an all-female firing squad oh i did hear that was it a firing squad or she wanted all females just in the room or something no she wanted she wanted to be taken out by a woman i want everybody that was in uh taylor swift's bad bad blood oh my can you imagine but that but it's also like they're like oh that's terrible but it's like you know what kind of a feminism feminism matt do you do you know um the the muffin man the muffin man the the we intro song uh that's good zane okay did you know that that's a specific instrument and do you know what the instrument is i can i guess i've dude i've never heard of this i've never seen this thing in my life i came across a tiktok where somebody was playing that intro song and dude it wrecked it wrecked my world because i'm like what is this instrument and what is this instrument and what i think i if it's the instrument that i'm thinking of that's like a weird instrument that's kind of like 80s synth looking it's almost like it looks like this like a keyboard but like in the shape of like a guitar kind of thing and you like strum your fingers over it and you like play the piano or no you know that you know you know the babies the baby toys where they have like the two little sticks or the ball it's not that that's what i like immediately thought of after that song okay it's an instrument called the hurdy-gurdy what what jared i just texted you the the video of the the lady playing it never in my life oh oh my god yes i'm mind blown i never knew it was done on a hurdy-gurdy but these are very medieval type instruments like you see them and like like a bard would play this or like at a renaissance festival yeah it's basically a violin mixed with a fishing reel mixed with like it looks like a saw trap it looks like your arm is in there and jigsaw is like you must perform this song key by key or your finger will be removed what that's crazy that's a perfect name for an instrument like that the hurdy-gurdy it sounds like a fucking like a sex position the fucking hurdy-gurdy oh i gave her i gave her the old hurdy-gurdy yo yeah i guess i mean there's another version that i feel like i always hear on tiktok and it sounds more more like a bell kind of yeah like like like a xylophone is what i was thinking what i was playing in my head it didn't it didn't sound like a guitar because you could you could hear the strings in the version you just sent but the one i hear all the time or like it sounds more like i think you're thinking of like we bowling we tennis there's like a different there's a different like sound for each event but like that is when you're just like logging into like we yeah like they definitely use that as the as the um yeah when they're doing audio for the music for it definitely came from this thing damn that's crazy oh cool that is cool i never knew that this is whimsical as fuck like imagine having one of those players at a wedding just yeah playing the red wedding everyone's like whoa how much is a hurdy-gurdy i'm gonna i'm gonna guess there can't be that many you ain't going to guitar center going do you got any hurdy-gurdies in here instruments are expensive true yeah maybe like 1500 bucks let's see oh very good price is right heath very good you win a hurdy-gurdy good job fucking harps are pretty expensive harps oh yeah they're fucking you gotta commit to a harp god a shout out to all the harp players out there yeah that is that is big and you need to have space for that in your house and you have to hire like two assistants at all times to help you move that fucking thing yeah they go up to like 70 70 yeah oh god who owns one that's like is making money off that at the you'd have to rent it joanna newsome andy sandberg's like if you're looking for a harp player your wedding you you need to rent the harp it's a flex it's a flex it is oh wow that's bigger than oh that's bigger than i fucking imagined in my head huge dude they're beautiful though that's just a whimsical as fuck too remember that one time we were at a party and they had a theremin have you seen like a theremin it's like those ones where it's like it's almost like invisible the way you play it there's like this little wood block there's like this steel rod and you just like hold your hand in the middle of it and goes wait what is this uh this looks like an older machine yeah it's been around for a long time but it's just it's very like sci-fi looking how to play one but you're basically it's very like image and heat kind of vibes like let me see oh i fucked this up you kidding me all i need is my fingers just it was invented in 19 yeah i could do this that's a theremin did you guys hear about the um the widow that got scammed by her male escort no what the just this fucking loaded woman right she's like loaded loaded loaded she had she bought like a like a 15 million dollar uh like little condo in new york just because she was in love with this guy and she was like i'm gonna buy us a house someone she met online or wait no this is her escort yeah she hired him one time and she was she fell in love with him and she's and then he was like you have to buy me out if you need to just be yours 24 7 yeah and i he said he just sat in the relationship as long as he could and then once she like bought him everything he needed gave him all he fucking dipped and she was she's trying to sue him but everyone's like you can't that's literally you can't do anything about it but here let's listen to it because i i there's i think there's something that i'm missing just fleeced by a male escort for a jaw-dropping six million dollars here's a grieving and wealthy widow says she was scammed out of six million dollars by a professional male escort she says is a real life american gigolo this was a systematic shakedown she even came to the news to get interviewed oh my god is the widow of the creator of roblox a popular gaming platform her husband died in 2024 and she says she hired this guy 38 year old greg star to be her companion oh girl he looks like ai star through the escort agency cowboys for angels which offers clients a perfect boyfriend experience with no strings attached the same escort agency provided oh my god notorious freak off parties with his ex-girlfriend star is a striker silver-haired male model with ice blue eyes all right dude if if that guy who created roblox that made millions and millions of dollars bro if i knew my wife just immediately after that i would have been like oh my god was going to a male escort and fucking buying him the world, I would. Come out of your grave. Yeah, my hand would come out of that fucking ass. Like the Gratton's family. I would rise from the dead and haunt you. Yeah. That is crazy she's even showing her face. Like, the comments were like, you couldn't waterboard this out of me. How the fuck did she think it was a good idea? Like, anybody who's going to have sympathy for her. Like, she's loaded, has all this money from her husband, and you want people to feel bad for you because you wanted to give this male escort everything? And where the hell was your financial advisor? Seriously. Did her husband not set her up, like, with someone to look after the money and just be like, cool. Just because you have one doesn't mean that you can't do whatever you want. He's going back to his gigolo friends going, hey, drinks on me tonight, guys. Let's go out. Party in the bush. Party in the. Bro, he fucking. Scammed her. Like, but you just can't feel bad. There's, like, a lot of scam stories where you just, like, feel terrible. You know, people, like, genuinely get. To me, this isn't, like, a scam. No. You're just sitting there at night just going, I'm going to break up with her. I'm going to get. This is someone that. I got to get out of this situation. It's just like when a guy, like, hires. Or, like, a female escort or something. Like, you don't think that she's going to just try to, like, fucking make it work? Yeah. You don't need to tell me that the person that you're paying to be around you is not going. Doesn't want to be around you. Doesn't want to be with you and is going to just take free gifts? No way. I'm surprised he dipped after six mil, though. I would have kept going. Yeah, why stop, baby? What is the six mil, like, cat. Like, six mil spent on him? I think six mil in assets, like, all of his, like, cashmere sweaters and, like, you know. That's a good question. Where's the six mil? Because if he was just being bought things but, like, doesn't have the actual cash, there's no point in leaving because then you leave with just, like, material things. Maybe she was just, like, transferring money into his bank account and stuff. I know that he. She bought. Him and her bought, like, an. Okay, yeah. This Gilded Age mansion valued at 15.9. She only bought this so they both can live in. Exclusive companionship payments. Roughly $635,000 across multiple arrangement periods for exclusive time and company through the agency. Oh, wow. A buyout and exit fees. Attempted and partial transfers totaling millions toward an alleged 10 million contract buyout demand. Oh! She bought him out for 10 mil. So, yes, that is cash straight to his account. And then he ran. Girl. Wait, and she didn't put any contract in order? This is Roblox money. Wait, hold on. This is what baffles me. How the fuck did she not have in this contract that he had to be with her physically? This makes no sense. Okay, so I think what it is is. So, 635 across multiple periods or whatever through the agency he was with. So, they were commissioning his time with her, right? So, the buyout would be, hey, like. So, the company. The company wouldn't. Like, he's no longer a part of this company. Okay, right. Yeah. Because else they would keep commissioning the time spent, right? Does that make sense? So, she's like. And you know he fucking wished that he didn't sign because that's probably how he found her was through this agency and that contract probably says, like, at any point you decide to go behind us, we can sue you. Dude, that's crazy. Like, I really don't feel bad for her. It's just. But I feel so sorry for her that, like, your life of being widowed, losing your husband, getting this massive fortune, you were so. You were so unhappy that you needed to, like, buy love. Like, buy companionship. You weren't, like, confident in yourself to go seek that out and find it. You just wanted straight eye candy in keeping you company. It just screams volumes the type of, like, person she is. Like, I do not feel sorry for you at all. And look, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to spend a lot. Like, especially, like, I feel like in her position, losing her husband, she has this money and she's like, you know, she just feels lonely and, like, it's fine if you want to spend money on someone that you love, but, like, do it through the fucking appropriate route. Like, a male escort is just crazy. Just, like, go on a couple. Go on a couple fucking traditional dates. Like, go out. Meet people. Oh, but she does have an illness, though, that, like, her average life expectancy is 48 to 51 and she's 49. So, like. Oh! Maybe this also had. She felt like she didn't have enough time. Okay, so I take it back. I do feel kind of sorry for you. I take everything back. Enjoy the time that you had that have. But you know what? Just, like, we're here. But you know what? Baby girl, like. Just find another male escort. I know. You got time. Just enjoy it. Where are her girlfriends? Like, girl, let's go get a yacht. Let's have some wine. Enjoy our time. Take me out, girl. Come on. I've been here with you since day one. Treat me, all right? And if you got money like that, yo, you can. You can get, like, a Brad Pitt or something. Girl, let's go shopping. Like. Come on. Just some retail therapy. Dude, you could be super fucking picky about the guys, man. Go up. Go up. Even fucking, like, of status. Just fucking. Especially. You got short time like that? Just make a couple TikToks. Like, hey, I'm looking for love. I don't know. This story, though, you really shat the bed with, like, yourself. No, I know. Like, if I was, like, an eligible bachelor and I'm like, oh, she's pretty cute. Let me just Google her. Oh, hell no. Her condition that she has on the amount of time that she has left, I feel bad. I, like. This is giving, like, wrong call. That was probably the only. The only path that she had was just, like, escort agency because it's, like, it's super easy. You hit up an agency and a guy's at your door. I get it. I hope you figure it out. I have a feeling that she's going to do it again, though. I think she's definitely going to, like, play her cards right and maybe not spend as much on the next one. Yeah. Be a little smart with the money and have a contract. The moment that guy walks into your room, contract. We see. We see. We find out that Zane set up for this to go feed the sugar baby. Zane, where are you? FaceTime us. Seriously. Hey, I'm so sorry that happened to you. I would never, ever leave. Don't worry. Don't let it get your. Like, don't let it get your. Hey, guys, is it cool if we have her as a guest on the pod? It's. This world is bananas. It truly is. It's just. There is a story for fucking everything. And it never stops. And it's, like, just recently, too, the stories that we keep hearing, like, we're in a fucking movie. Mm-hmm. It is a movie that has not been written yet. It's insane. And then, speaking of the male escort being the same agency that supplied escorts for Diddy's freak-off parties, NBC got exclusive footage of kind of what Diddy's life is like in prison. And so they got this really. It's. I don't even need to show it. It's a really shitty video of, like, Diddy sitting at a table using a cell phone. But already, red flags come up because it is a federal law that you can't have cell phones in prison. And, like, even. Especially in a case like his? Yeah. Yeah. And you. I think it's, like, an additional one-year penalty added to your sentence if you're caught with one. But NBC was also. able to interview four inmates that had shared time with Diddy and kind of got, and they, they got to tell all, yeah, they got full anonymity. So they were telling everything. Oh, they better fucking watch. Are there, are they moving prisons? I sure hope so. I would not want to be in the same prison after that. So what did they say? So they said that he pays thousands of dollars a month to other inmates in exchange for them doing like chores for him, right? So it includes simple stuff, making his bed, cleaning his toilet and his shower, but also giving him massages. No, Diddy. He has not, he is just bringing that lifestyle right back in. And I'm guessing it's a little more than massages, right? I'm guessing. Cell block freak offs are crazy. Cell block, cell block freak offs. He also pays people to make special meals for him, like pizza and onion rings in the kitchen. How's he paying this? Like Zell? Like, what are you doing? Yeah. They cover that. No. Okay. So the whole cleaning your own toilet and showers, I, I didn't know prison inmates do that in their own, like do, do, I thought there was janitors that clean. That's what I was confused about. Like I. Winning never sounded so good. 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I understand being a high profile person, but I don't understand why high profile people, if depending on the crime, why are they not given the same cell as everyone? But like, I'm not saying with everybody, I understand like the private thing just because of his status. Why are we giving them special treatment amenity? I'm right there with you. I guess my reasoning I think would be, it just causes a distraction to just the flow of prison life every day. If like he's out in the open and interacting with like everyone else, it would just cause like, I don't know. Cause you're just trying to keep everything in order. And if everyone's like, Oh my gosh, did he? Oh, like if no, no, I understand that. But why is there not a separate section where it's the same cells, but because just because they're high profile, it doesn't mean they get to have bigger rooms. Like that, that is an insane thing to the, you're not supposed to have this better life, special treatment in prison. A prison is supposed to be this like thing where everybody, everybody's the fucking same, but that's, that's corruption. And the justice system, the money talks, exactly money talks. And if I was a prisoner and I did, he was telling me he's paying me a thousand dollars to make his bed. I'd be making that bed. Well, this is me in an alternate universe. I'd be like, you're in jail and someone's offering you. Thousands of dollars. You're going to be like, Oh yeah, I'll be running that commissary up. And that, that's how it works. So the money comes from an outside account and it flows directly into these inmates commissary accounts. And so he has somebody on his team. They don't know who exactly putting all of this money towards it. Um, but yeah, so they caught him with the cell phone and the cell phone has access to social media, like Instagram and stuff. He somehow has the new one, the foldable. He's just like, he stalks Instagram on a private account that has no profile picture, but supposedly his publicist follows. So, you know, somebody on the outside knows what he's up to. He also has a modified tablet that he's able to watch movies and TV shows on. And then they described his life as a party with regular access to alcohol in Remeron, which is an antidepressant with mood boosting effects. So, and this is, and this is what I'm talking about. This is just, this is some bullshit. That's crazy. That's crazy. How long is he going to be in there? Is it, I think it's 48 months or 50 months or something like that. But then, cause so the public's image of Diddy is way worse than what he was actually convicted for. He was only convicted for prostitution charges. Oh, that one, that one specific, got it. Okay. But of course, uh, you know, the, the Bureau of prisons is like, you know, contraband, uh, is really hard to control. And due to policy, we can't comment on any incarcerated individuals time in prison. Sure. Um, and then a spokesperson for Diddy said that the media is commentating, uh, common commenting on ordinary prison life as if it was news. So, but yeah, basically he has not changed his lifestyle whatsoever in prison. Makes me sick. And in fact, I think his sentence got commuted early, like a month, you know, so he was supposed to get out. February of 2027. And now he's getting out in January of 2027. Oh, awesome. Oh, on another note, I found an AMC butter. There's no butter in it. Excuse me. There's no butter in AMC butter. What is it like a fake click? The process butter is really just soybean oil dyed yellow with artificial flavor. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. That's what's it. Yeah. It's, um, TBHQ soybean oil, artificial flavor, beta carotene, and you got AMC butter. So why, so why just not use butter? Because the popcorn is being eaten quickly. So there's no reason to have to butter gets like messier. Like, I don't know. You probably have the oils on your fingers. Yeah. Maybe it doesn't spoil. Yes. Spoiling. That's what I was thinking of, but like, but they're nailed it. They nailed it. Cause I AMC butter's good. No, yeah, I know. It's insane, bro. Can you imagine trying to figure out butter taste and you're like soybean, soybean oil, artificial flavor and beta carotene. How the fuck, how long did it take them to figure that out? TBHQ. I don't know what TBHQ is. Probably like kind of like an MSN. I don't know what type thing, you know, make your own, get those ingredients and try to just try to do it. Figure out the recipe. It's a synthetic chemical antioxidant used in preservative to prevent fats and oils from going rancid. Bingo. Honestly, Heath, that's probably why movie theater popcorn hurts my stomach so much. Out of all popcorn, like that, like movie theater popcorn is the one that really, it's like my, uh, my kryptonite in my stomach. It like makes me feel like shit. You know, there's different types of popcorn. There's like, go to that other link I have where there's a mushroom. There's, there's, yeah, there's these different types. There's mushroom on the left and butterfly on the right. So which, which one do y'all like more? Do you like the butterfly or the mushroom? I like the brain. Yeah. The mushroom. Yeah. The brain is fun, which is more. Yeah. Cause a boom, boom, take a pop has those mushroom though. Sometimes at a movie theater, you hit that in your back and it just goes flat. It takes over your whole damn like mouth, like a fucking like cap on cabinet type thing. But, um, yeah, I never knew that there were two types, but when someone like put names to them, I was like, Oh yeah, there are two types of popcorn. So just wanted to share that. There's a bunch of people. Yeah. Like boom, chicka pop that's mushroom type pops. It's not the butterfly. I do think they need to get better at, um, making sure the popcorn is just crispier. Like I at the theater at the movie theater. Like there is no reason for me to be eating popcorn and like every like three I'm eating one and it's just flattening. And then I have to just like take it out of my mouth and fucking throw it. Because it's always like cycling though. Like sometimes you're getting popcorn that was made earlier in the day, which that's what I'm saying. Like, uh, yeah. Cause even when you leave popcorn out for like, like 30 minutes, you fucking eat it. You're like, Oh, this is, this tastes like it's not fresh. Yeah. Yeah. I like it a little crispy. I like a little crunch. Maybe that those are the ones that have been in there longer because they've been toasted a little bit more with the heat. The ones that are like, uh, don't hit as good or the fresh brand new pop ones. Can you imagine movie theater? You start like having this thing where, where somebody comes like once during a movie or twice with a giant, it's a backpack with a popcorn maker attached and it's like a hose where it's just like they roll it to each seat. So people don't have to move just filling up their popcorn. I can see that happening for sure. Or, but like you, you pass down bags, but like you have to make sure that your bag is not as coming back to you because you don't want to get up out of your seat. I'm surprised. The thing is that getting up and having to go get more, whatever during a movie that doesn't make sense to me. How have they not figured that out yet? Wait, what are you saying? Like if you're in a, and if you're in like a three hour movie and you, you finished your soda and obviously there's no pause pauses in the movie. I'm just surprised they haven't figured out a way to replenish, to really service people in movies without them having to get up and miss anything. Just something. Well then go to like Alamo draft house or like a studio movie. Like a grill, like a place where they do come out and serve you. Oh, no, no, I know. But I'm saying more in like regular movie theaters. Just suck. Or dude, you know, like every, every seat has like a coin slot and your hose turns on like a gas pump. I don't know. I just get the bigger cup, you know, if you get the XL and you finish that, you got a problem. I'd be running back still. I do, I do, I do. Yeah, I know. I do hustle, though. I fucking run my ass. print out of the movie theater and it's funny trying to guess all as i'm leaving i act like all calm in the moment you hit that little hallway and then you run back and then you're like it's funny it's funny trying to guess too where you think is the least important part of the movie is you're sitting there like when you know it's like a really soft scene you're sitting there for like you're sitting there for 30 seconds you're like this sounds like it's gonna go on for at least another three minutes three and a half years my strategy go after the like a big climactic like moment like when it's especially gonna horror when it's been a huge scare right after that go because they're not gonna like unless you are close towards the end of the movie where it's chaos chaos chaos but usually like right after a big because normally it goes down and then they have to work their way up yes yes that's when i go very good right after that moment yeah i know like an obsession i did that i was like okay this is a good time it was right after she's fucking you're like all right it's time yeah it's time to get my cherry a cherry and i know that there's those app where it's like called p time and you sync it up i've used that but i always do that it up i've used that but i always fucking forget it until the moment i'm sitting down there and there's no signal and you got to download it and then you're like fuck it you know what let's try it for when we watch resident evil yes i had that on my calendar to do it today but i'm oh it said oh you did yeah but then i realized i'm going to see the outsiders tonight just tell me a night that you're for i know probably we'll figure it out okay all right guys well thank you for tuning in to another episode um i we hope you love our set because we love ours i honestly i think this might be my favorite one so far fuck yeah and the one before it was like i don't know i don't what was it season three in your house heath that i that was my second favorite i love that one it was such a vibe but this is a fucking vibe you did good jared thank you so much thank you um all right guys you can check out these episodes every monday audio form on every podcast platform and every tuesday video forum on youtube youtube.com slash zane and heath to see our beautiful faces and this set and if you want to check out the patreon make sure to check it out um at uh patreon.com slash zane and heath we keep these cameras rolling you get an extended cut of every podcast episode uh we also get early access ad free bonus episodes live q and a's every single month winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is chelsea from dallas i just hit the jackpot won over 1 million 500k visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply again if you want to check it out patreon.com slash zane and heath as always unwinders we'll see you in five seconds we love you so much and toodaloo mother heifers peace y'all winning never sounded so good what would you do if you want big at crown coins casino real people win real prizes every single day hi this is michael from dallas and i won 40k and finally renovated my home visit crown coins.com and you can win real prizes every single day hi this is chelsea from dallas i just hit the jackpot won over 1 million 500k visit crown coins.com sign up in seconds enter code crown and get a free lucky wheel bonus you may win up to 10 000 sweeps coins crown coins.com that's c-r-o-w-n coins.com no purchase needed code valid for new users only void were prohibited by law 18 plus terms and conditions apply this is martha stewart have you ever started a new tradition here's a hint do it with lennox lennox has always meant timeless holiday beauty and the lennox space village is the perfect holiday gift imagine ginger from a georgian townhouse or pepper from your favorite swiss chalet lennox has brought timeless beauty and quality to tables and homes for generations baking together sharing recipes decorating suddenly simple pleasures become part of your holiday story forever when you give a gift that lasts beyond the holidays it's an amazing feeling when you give lennox you just might start a new tradition discover the full collection at lennox.com slash spice village