353: I Almost Died...TWICE!!

Good morning, everyone. Good morning. If you guys are listening to the audio version, you definitely want to make it to the video version because, "Bish, we got a new studio." We got a new set, baby! But guys, it's crazy because it's the same set. It's just wild what you can do with a room when you just switch things around a little bit. It's insane. Now it looks so cohesive. It looks like we are in Heath's studio space. Yes, we want to match Heath's studio so he didn't have to lift a muscle. We know he got that baby still and he's not growing any faster. Yeah, no. Guys, shout out to Jared and Grace. They freaking crushed it here. Nailed it. I could not believe my eyes and my walked into the studio. I want to now move in here. I'm going to start paying rent for here because it's so comfortable. If you are driving and you know you can't get a visual, Zane, let's describe it for them everything we have. Absolutely. Before we wanted to just switch it up a bit because man, every podcast has that same in wall. Ever since we got on, I'm not saying we were the first ones. There was definitely people before us, but man, after we got it, every time a podcast could pop up on my feed, it was the same wooden planks behind us. It just looks like we're all as podcasters using the same set in a studio that you're like renting out. Yeah, it's like a communal spot that people just pop in there. Exactly. So we're like, you know what? Let's change it up. We have a studio and now we can do whatever we want. And we decided to go for this like warm, cozy basement field mid-century modern. Yes. Really wanted to keep it there. And we want like a little we got a fireplace. We got a fireplace going on a little fake fireplace in the corner with some knickknacks on top. Xane, you have a little cat as well on top of that. And let's say we really update it from this fireplace from the last set, the one before this. Yeah. Remember that little cheap fireplace we got from Amazon for like a hundred dollars. It's a perfect intro. We're in October and now I just feel like it's fall. Exactly. It's so welcoming. It's so warm. And you know, we had to get a bookcase behind each of us for Matt. And not just one. We got two. We got bookcases. Make a plural now. Matt, if you donate the books, are those your previous reads? I did not donate the books. But now I'm realizing I got extra storage because Patricia's been like you have too many books. We're running out of space. So I'm going to be bringing books here to stock up on the show. And we have two more, we have a little two more, two more shelves of books that we need to fill up. So if you want us, I know we have Amy Puller's memoir. It's giving kind of like a hotel free books, kind of like a situation. I'm not sure if I would read every book on the shelves. But you know what? It's good. It's a literature. It's giving a little like give a book, take a book type. And it's never anything you want in those three little libraries. It's like windows 98 for dummies. Yeah, and I don't need that. Do you ever see like the mailboxes of books like sometimes that people have in front of their houses? Yeah, that's what we're talking about, like free little library. Yeah, one leave one. I'm just surprised that they have just sitting out there. I'm surprised. And so someone's not coming in just swiping all the books. Well, at least some people are reading, you know, if you're still in the books, read them. Yeah, exactly. Read them. It's never anything that good. Exactly. And I see that you still kept my disgusting baby picture behind me. We had two. I know we had two. We had two. It's okay. My mom and my mom still love me. You can tell. Yeah. And we have the needle point of it's not a crack house. It's a crack home. Yeah, we had to bring that we had to bring that back. Of course. We got that we got we got that from a meat and gree like years ago. And I remember we saw where like this is funny and we never toss it out. No, it's so perfect. And our chairs are so comfortable. Yeah, like I think we have a whole different type of energy. You'll be surprised. These were pretty like cheap. Are you serious? Yeah. I like the first thing I thought right when I sat down. Well, when I saw them, like, Oh, that looks comfortable. Hopefully it is. I sat down and they go, Oh, this is nice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. Where are they? Where are they from? They're living spaces. Oh, we need affiliate links. We have affiliate links. So we get commission y'all in all of that. But that's amazing. The chairs are great. The bookshelves are good. Anything else that we are missing? I mean, we have really good secondary lighting all around us. Matt, we're not we're not done because we I think we want to like put a couple of like hang frames, maybe do a sign for the show. This is just the beginning. Yeah. This is just the beginning, but we wanted to get as close as possible before our next recording. But it's pretty damn close. I mean, you know, you killed it. I mean, you're like, oh, yeah. Face lift. They're going to they're going to get jealous. They really are. They're going to want to switch things up for sure. Honestly, I think they're going to want to switch those those chairs to living spaces, chairs, because these are he these are like half the size and just as comfortable. Yeah, if you I could like pass out on these. Yeah. We're like drunk and needed a state. Join these two together. You got like a little mini little bed. Right. Is there a is there a recliner lever? No recliner. No recliner. No recliner. Again, it's living spaces. You know, it's what and also we don't want to be too comfortable. We don't want to like start like sinking in our chairs and shit. You know, we want to keep ourselves upright. I was thinking about that first couch we had on a very first set that you guys would sit on with the recliner. But it's crazy. We got that literally as a joke and the joke ended two episodes after we started and then we just had this giant ugly brown couch, but it was like it just made some but somebody out there sitting in their living room with that couch. And you know, I give it to you and Mariah for having no back on your seats. Yeah, really. Yeah, we're all sit y'all were sit up straight in high chairs, which is like, I hate every time we go to a restaurant and they say, oh, you could you could see yourself right now at the bar area or I was I'm waiting for the booth. I'm not fucking sitting up on the high chairs and no back seat. And I got it. I need back support. I need back support to just make people sit without back support or people who have like, you know, like breakfast, like nooks and tables or like even dining tables at a house. Yeah. And one side's a bench. I hate that. I'm sorry. If you're inviting guests over to a dinner party and you're hosting, you're sitting on the bench because you should be giving all of your guests back support. Having just one side a bench does not make any sense to me. But I'll respect my house. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was doing exactly what he was doing. No, I know. I was coming on my mouth. I'm like, who do I do agree with you? The only reason why we have it though is that we're, we have just been too lazy to buy new chairs. Yeah. And it's like place where you work. I get, it's a little bit more informal of a formal dining room. And it's also like half broken. Like someone's going to fall one day. So I think just for like safety purposes, we should just get rid of that bench. I think it was just like a trend. I think a lot of people were like, Oh, this, you mean to tell me I could do a bench instead of buying? It's like a certain like function. It's like, Oh, they're different. It kind of was good with kids too. I guess because kids are a little like restless and stuff. If you're like a family with like young, I, I understand certain circumstances of having the damn bend. Yeah, until that kid goes over backwards. Boom. Oh, also, if you guys, I know we do this every year, but like we did not notice this. But I, we've already passed the season. How many episodes ago? I think this would be the third or fourth episode. This is the fourth episode of the news. I complete. So we are in the new season. Yeah. This is season eight. Why don't we recognize that, you know, TV shows sometimes seasons are a little longer. It's a little shorter, especially the longer that the seasons start getting. They got to provide more episodes because it's getting juicy. They need to fit in more into an episode without cutting out storyline. So yes, this is season eight. Well, guys, think about that. Eight seasons is wild. I know. 800 episodes. Can you believe it? Because me and Seinfeld are like, that's like the west week looks at practice level. We're like, you know what? The 50, 50 per season was kind of like a, a cheap, a cheap way out. We should, we should have been doing 100. That would have made us feel, like imagine eighth season, 100 episodes of season. Well, well, we did it because it was a year. And it was like easy to like, all right, it's been one year, next season. Yeah, hours and total of all the episodes that we've ever done. What number is this? This is 353, 353, so times that by two, that's like every the one. It's not that big. It's 700 six. Damn, I kind of want 700 six hours. No, but remember a lot of these episodes are an hour and a half true. And then, and now, let's say it's a thousand, especially back when Mariah was on here, then bitches were two hours long, especially when we had guests, two hours long. So you got to count the two hours, too. And we have, are we getting it like unwinds for the Patreon? Because then we're past a thousand. Yeah, we are. I was wanting to count those. I was wanting to get to be like over 10,000 hours. You know, people say like, if you put in 10,000 hours, you are like a master of your craft. A master? Are we masters of our craft? Well, like, it's just, it's the practicing. It's the time you put in, if you put in 10,000 hours into something that you're destined to be good. In a way, I think the amount of times in social media, what we've done with our careers, I think we've put in the 10,000 hours. I need to start doing like pep pep talks for this, this, this industry, you know? I've really, we've done, we've done more than a thousand hours. It's a lot. Okay, let's get, let's click and record. Let's run that. Let's run that shit, baby. Let's rock and roll, baby. Hey, to new beginnings, to season eight, to season eight, it's capital, baby. Yeah. Welcome back to Zany Heath unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And I'm Jared. And welcome back to the greatest show that you have subscribed to and listen to every Monday and Tuesday. Welcome back. How's everyone doing? I feel like we haven't seen each other in what, like a couple weeks, yeah, because I was traveling. We had a record two episodes last week. I'm a little jet lagged. I'm a little jet lagged, but I'm surviving. I just got to like, you're doing good though. Fight through it. I shouldn't have taken a two hour nap yesterday. That really screwed me over. I'm really good about adjusting to jet lag. When I get to a new country, it's coming back that message. Oh, you see, I'm the complete opposite, I have a hard time. getting to their time coming back. I love it. I get up early. I go to sleep early. There are some perks. Yeah. I can't wait to come back on when I'm on trips. But my adrenaline of just being in a new place. I'm just like, I'm tired. Let's get out of this hotel room. Let's go see some sites. Let's keep moving on. The thing is, I, I, when did you say that we are jet lag? We're just pushing through it? Yes. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. Again, the excitement is kind of helping that jet lag. I just got to fight it. And then before that, I was in Birmingham. Oh my God, guys, the crazy fucking thing happened to me on a flight. I took the red eye to Birmingham, Alabama and with that a little layover in Dallas. And then you go from Dallas to Birmingham. So in throughout, you know, those red eye flights, I'm just sleeping. I'm sleeping. And I'm on the flight to Birmingham from Dallas. And you know, you have your little, uh, you're AC at the top, your little fan or whatever. The one you spend, right? Yes. So I like put my hand up and I'm just like adjusting it. And then I'm like, go back to sleep. And then like, next thing I know, I'm being like tapped and it's the flight attendant. She goes, yes. And she has a full tray of hot coffees in her hand. And she looks at me. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. She goes, but what do you need? And I'm like, what are you talking about? She looks up at the light. And I realized when I put my hand up that I touched the flight attendant light. Okay. And I'm like, Oh, I'm sorry. I was just suggesting it. She's like, okay. And then all of a sudden, she drops the whole thing of coffees now to the guy in front of me, no, businessman and like a pressed white, uh, you know, business shirt all down his back. And he goes, Oh my gosh. And I know hot coffees, that's not coffee piping hot all down this man's back. And the flight attendant's mortified. She's running to go get, you know, paper towels. And he's just like, God, I can't believe this. What unbelievable. And in my head, I'm like, you call it cause I'm not my fault. But butterfly effect. Yeah. It was my fault because if I never bring that in the style, that's pretty crazy. Cause flight attendants, flight attendants are really good with like, not dropping shit. Like there's times where like, I'm watching, I'm like, damn, they're really good because they're just used to like the little spaces that they have to work around to be honest. So like, I'm kind of surprised. It doesn't happen more often because like, yeah, walking to the bathroom, I'm kind of like pinballing down the aisle. Yeah. That plane's kind of going, I'm banging up against people's seats. Like, it's not easy, especially for hot coffee. Make a fucking tray with some little cup holders and shit. Like the hot coffee. Is it like, is it, was it covered? Like was uncovered just standard fucking cup? How many? How many? How many probably, I want to say eight. Oh, thank goodness. It wasn't a child. Or what if it's just a baby? And the guy, he's pissed, but he kind of like calms down. I can't even look at the situation. I'm just like, I'm trying to like go back to sleep and act like I had nothing to do with this chain reaction. And yeah, coffee all done is back. He's pissed. She's apologetic. And I think it kind of settles down. But in my head, I'm like, what would I do if I was that guy? Like, do you think you get a free flight and some money? I don't, I understand it's an accident. I wouldn't be like screw you flight attendant. Your job should be taken away. It depends, it depends on the person you are, right? Like if that was me and the coffee dropped on me immediately, immediately, I just feel bad for the flight attendant to be in this situation. Yes. Because she's more in trouble than I am, right? Like the other coffee spilled on me. Yeah, it was hot. I'm fine. But in my head, I know that like she's going to think about this for the next two weeks. And that's going to make me feel terrible. I would never be like, hey, can I get, like, can I get some credits in my head? I'm like, probably, I'm expecting it. Right. They were cleaning a bill. You're paying my dry cleaning. If they're, if they're a good airline, they would take care of it in some way. Right. And I think about that because I remember one time I was on a long flight all the way to like Orlando from LA, no Wi-Fi and my TV didn't work. And I had nothing. That you said that not even a damn book on me. I had a raw dog that whole thing. And I'm like, I'm pissed. And they gave me a handful of miles. That happens a lot. And I think they just do that all it because I think I broke. There's so many flights that TVs like that. There's times where half the TVs won't work. There's time where my, like my whole row, my TV wasn't working the whole time. And they come up to you usually and just be like, Hey, we can give you extra miles. But I'll take, I'll take no TV over a broken seat, though. The amount of times I've gotten a broken seat. And I'm like, what's broken? What's broken? No recline or what? No recline or also like, you know how there's like the cushion part of it, but you can tell if it's been like broken and it's about like, yeah, where it's like, it's like, it's like it can like sink. Yeah. And then like, I'll, I'll, I'll do that. But like, no Wi-Fi on an international flight. I'm, I'm punching somebody like that should, that should be, he, that's all the time. Every, every, I think I would say 75% of my international flights, Wi-Fi doesn't work. I know it's crazy. How have they not fixed that yet? It's because Starlink, it's certain airlines that have Starlink and they can do it in some don't have it. Like Alaska airlines, we took that back. No Wi-Fi. Like I'd rather have no Wi-Fi on like a five hour flight for our flight. But man, you're having us on this plane for 18 hours. I know Wi-Fi just does not work. That's crazy. I know. You can only watch crazy, crazy, crazy retasians. If you get up and see what movie are people watching, everyone's watching crazy retasians on a long 14 hour flight. That is a perfect airplane movie. I wish they had to, statistics on how many times that movie is watching a flight. I'm like, I wake up and she's watching. I'm like, how many times every time on a fucking plane you're watching this kind of movie? Watch something else. Creature habit. She likes movie. Yeah. But I do love watching. I love trying out new movies that I would never sit and watch my house. That's I love getting those movies out of the way. I'm like, you know what? This is the time. I watch Greenland too. That's a perfect movie. I really don't want to pick the theater for that. I saw it wasn't that good, but I saw it. Before we continue, this episode is sponsored by CashApp. By now, most people know CashApp, but there's more to it than just sending money. I use mine all the time because it makes life's everyday transactions easier. 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I felt like I've seen a lot of Italy, Patricia seen a lot of Italy. We were like, let's check off a country we've never been to. So we picked Copenhagen. You hate Copenhagen before the wedding. Yes. We were there for three nights. And I think that's a good amount of time to see Copenhagen. I feel like we just talked about this city. Like I would say like a few months ago on the show about like how colorful like the buildings are so colorful, huge a biking city, but you're not going to get on a bike there. You're not getting on a bike because everyone there is amazing on a bike. It's like it's basically like a car. Yes, you would. Yes, you'd be in the way. What are your top moments in Copenhagen? Well, I'll tell you what my least favorite moment was right when I fucking land in Copenhagen. They confiscate my knitting needles. My stainless steel Chiago knitting. How long were there? Like size wise, like five inches, but I mean, I think that's a weapon at that point. But listen, Copenhagen is the capital of hand woven arts. And I was so excited because I'm like, oh, there's so many yarn shops. There's so many knitting cafes. I'm going to have the time of my life. Nope. Took them away. And thank goodness I didn't bring my entire set because I would have been like well over $200 of needles confiscated. So that crushed me, put me in a bad mood. My bad. I think I missed that your your needles that when you're on the way there, got confiscated or leaving there technically was the layover from Brussels going. Did you buy it? Did you buy like a nice little pack from there? And that's like the need to do rent a needle at the cafe. No, I didn't. Why would I wouldn't do that? Like the capital. Dude, then I got so excited. Oh, I'm going to go in. You know me, just this straight man who knits. They're going to be so impressed with me that I can like knit and I'm asking about the yarn. And I'm like, so I'm I want worst of yards because we don't do worst it. I go, I know that. But can you point needs to just which one of the yarns are worsted because they view yarn a little differently. She's like that, that, that. I was hoping to really connect with the community out there and they're just stuck together. Crush. And then I'm like, I don't want to go to any of these. No, you're just like, I don't want to net anymore. Every time you net, now you're just like, fuck them. You know what? Better prepared. It just put me in a really bad mood. But the vintage shopping was great. It felt like fall. And you know what? This is a weird way to say it kind of felt like Tokyo, not in terms of a metropolis, but like very calm, civilized. And it was, but it was like a Tokyo Paris, if that makes sense. Yeah. I never went felt like chaos. I never was disgusted by anything. I never felt like anyone was trying to scam me. Just very calm, civil crisp air. It was lovely. You can tell when you visit certain places, you can tell when people just mind their own fucking business. It's truly like in Japan, you're walking around. You're like, that's why this city is fucking amazing. Everyone's so goddamn nice to each other. Everyone's so sweet. No one's bothering you to other is. just like, they're thinking mind about themselves, their own fucking business and constantly being kind and helping other people out when needed. They just have a good body awareness, too. Yes. Yes. I do the body awareness here drives me insane. The I do. I love seeing those videos. They'll they do it for airports Disney World to where they're walking and you just stop and then turn around without like like turning at an angle so you're not like running to anybody behind you. I see so many and they make me laugh every time. It's like insane. It's like how insane that is. So yeah. Copenhagen. Awesome. Go. If you're curious, I definitely want to go see like now, Sweden. I want to see Norway. I want to just do all the Scandinavia. It's now. How was the wedding in Italy? Because I was I was just at my friends wedding in Italy, gorgeous, everything and it's crazy how like how affordable it is to get married out there. Right. I mean, Greta and Joe went all out arguably like the whole time I was there. I'm like, this might be the best wedding I've ever been to. Wow. Really fucking good. And it was great. It was awesome too, because Greta, the bride, she's from Rome. She's Italian. So we're having a proper like Italian wedding. We're not like these Americans having a wedding in Italy. It was like a lot of locals. Oh, yeah. We're like, you know, half the wedding party and all the people there, they're all Italian and stuff. So having this great cultural exchange, you're learning so much, you know, there's little cigarette things that they always have that look like vapes but like this cigarette goes in Tokyo too. You put the real cigarette into the battery box. I'm thinking what you're thinking and I was going up to one guy and I go, where's the ash going? Are you dumping something then at the end of it to make all the ash dump out? It's not a full cigarette, huh? It's not they're not sticking a full cigarette in that little vape thing. They have these little mini type of cigarettes that apparently there's a little blade. It's almost like the filter, the tobacco, another filter at the bottom and a little blade goes in when you put it on top and it's this big. It's not this full long thing. And then there's a thing that heats it up from the inside and that gives you the smoke. Nothing is really burning tobacco is being heated to the point of smoke and then you're inhaling it. Does that make sense what I'm saying? I need to like get an image of this because I've only seen this from like, what do I even need? Electronic. I've seen this from far away. A lot of people at the, the race that I went to had those like the people working in the pits. Yes. I guess because like if you want to be a cigarette smoker, but you can't like smoke a cigarette. Like I guess it keeps it. So this is, is that where you're talking about that? Yes. Yes. Kind of like those things. And they smell like turtle food. It's like a fart. It smells like beta fish. It's a. It's a. It's a vape. Yes. You're, you're, you're exhaling smoke. You're not exhaling fever. You're exhaling real smoke, but it's like very controlled. Like it's not, you're not getting all that smoke that comes out from the end of burning a cigarette. Yeah. But I finally just got it like confirmed in my head that it's not a full cigarette. They're, well, that one might be, but the one that's really popular, it's just these little nubs. They're putting. Got it. So, but this one right here that we're looking at, that's a full cigarette where you'd put in. Yeah. But like the ash and all that, just like stay at the end, see the heat thing, those, that's how big they are. Oh, wow. So they come in this little type of like mini packs, so there are these mini types of cigarettes. But the bottom is also a filter as well. It's fascinating. You know what? I really didn't think that they would even care to have something like that in Italy. I thought they were just so like about like just the smoking just kind of anywhere. Or if you need to smoke, you just walk outside. I didn't think they would have something like that with them where stop smoking midway through it. You're not committing to the full cigarette. You can just get a couple times really nice for not my life wanted to cut a cigarette short. It would be like, damn, I wish I had another one right now. Yeah. Well, he's never in there. You make no sense because you smoke it so quickly. Like by the time I was like a quarter done, he was already done with a cigarette. So like the timing was always like, he, you didn't even need to like split it. But I am curious though. How long those last compared to a regular cigarette, maybe you do get more out of it because of the heating thing. I don't know. But I finally, after you happen with people at the wedding, I was able to figure out that mystery. The wedding that was amazing. Dude, they had singers and they, there was like constant entertainment. Like even the welcome party with such a party, it felt like a wedding. You know, like welcome. Literally, you're wearing that. You felt like that. You're a welcome party. Literally felt like the wedding. I remember looking at her. We're like, this is a wedding. Yeah. This is crazy. It was everybody there. Coverband. Yeah. We're like doing it twice. Yes. Yeah. No, you're, I mean, would you say you're wedding? It was almost as like. I felt like I didn't even think of my own wedding, wedding wall. I was there. Like in terms of, oh, yeah, we did have a lot of entertainment at our welcome party. But this one, I felt like it went even harder. Wow. Okay. So entertainment and dancing in between meals, you know how like American weddings, usually you kind of like, you eat the full course of what's being served to you. And then you go party. Oh, yeah. Eat two dishes, get up and go dance and like, go hard and then eat another meal and then go back and party. And then we go to another place. That's how it should be. And also that refrains you from like getting too drunk too, right? Cause you're like constantly eating through all the kind of, you kind of burn in it as you go. Yeah. Exactly. You work up the appetite and skin. It's like you're like, wait a second. I can't believe that Ilia made Greta and Joe go fucking run around the Coliseum the day after. What? What? Yeah. Oh, was it like, are they doing a video or something? The zealoprogram thing. Got it. Well, I think Ilia should have just come in and do maybe do the, let him before you're waiting. Let him have the day off. Wait, I'm surprised that they had to have been like so okay with it. Or they probably even challenged themselves to do it. There's no way that they were forced. I know they were struggling. Ilia should have gotten earlier. Oh, it's like, Ilia should have been like, absolutely not. I cannot allow you to do this on your, on the day after you're wedding. I would never do that. I mean, I just, I would never do that in general, even before my video, for my transformation, but I'd be like, fuck you. It's my wedding. I want to be in bed with my wife, just fucking talking about the whole night. No. Chop, chop. You're going to go run around the Coliseum. Zealopitness. All respect, though. They did an amazing transformation. Yeah. They definitely agree to do that. Definitely wanted to do. But so yeah, go comment and give a lot of likes and love to them because that probably was not easy for them. Yeah. But Greta Joe. Fantastic. Wow. Wow. Well, congrats, Greta and Joe. Congratulations. Congratulations. Nice. Okay. Wow. Damn. You have a, you had a, you had a pretty wild week then. What about you, Heath? Oh, I wouldn't say wild. Uh-huh. Well, we know that. Well, it's more like Tony. Dude, it's crazy. My brain is just so fried. Like I, I literally, I don't even know what happened this morning, dude. To be honest. I, I do it, I don't, like the days just blend. There is no like start stop to anything. It's just a giant, continuous day. Hey, just speaking, I think it's dark. Speaking of dude, the video you guys uploaded privately to like friends and family of Tony saying dude. Oh, yeah. I was like, say dude. He's like, dude. He's getting there. He's getting there. He's getting there. Word right now. Dude. He's out. Has he taken his first steps yet? Or is it more? He'll, he'll do like two and then fall. Like we're working on it. Yeah. We kind of got like different techniques and stuff to try to like encourage him and like get him to do it. But he was like really dead set on like trying to walk. But then he got really good at crawling. So now he's just like, I'm way faster crawling right now. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck standing up. Like because it was like, he always wanted to stand now. He's just like. All over the place. It reminds me of that. You guys remember that video where the guy was like on like some zoom meeting and it was like he was talking about something but international affairs because it wore something. It's something really serious and he was on the news and you see him in a suit and then all of a sudden you see his daughter coming. The fact is like, and then you know that the officials of the comfortable. And then the baby is a bit, the baby is in his like little, what do you call that thing where they're they're it's a seat, but they're able to walk, but it's like rolling with them. It's what they're like walk or kind of the other thing literally walks right in. It looks like it was set like watching it. I was like, oh, this looked like it was planned. It's just way too perfect. It was like a cartoon walks in and he's there and then you just see. So I've seen this video before a long time ago. I thought it was the nanny. Oh, is it his wife? It's his wife. Okay. But you see this lady come in. She slides slides in like fucking risky business slides in and drags her ass out. They're screaming and they pull him out. Right here. This is it is. It's like the fuck out of here. He's a little baby scoots on it. Oh, look at the little one coming in his mom, he's, dude, you could tell this guy. He set his books up like just to just for like show. Yeah, he looks like they're falling and shit. You couldn't ask for a better prior moment like that. It's so funny because yeah, it might be a serious matter. I'm just like, I'm surprised that he felt like he really needed to just sit there instead of just like kind of handle the situation for us, you know, I feel like now these days people like I think they're like more like, oh, sorry guys, give me a second and then take care of it. But back then, I think it was just like looked at as very unprofessional or like you're not on your shit. Crazy. So funny. You reminded me of that. Just Tony coming in while you're on the back at. But yeah, he's doing, he's doing really good where I was doing really good. today, we've kind of just been like doing just some things around the house. David's actually coming into town. He just landed. So as soon as we get done recording, he was going to come over and meet Tony. Oh my gosh. How cool. Yeah, he's coming to meet Tony. Surprise him with like a little Tesla. One of those little kids ones sponsored by Seaky. He brings a giant check for Tony's college. He better be bringing something. Yeah. Low get a little get for him. David. Yeah, I guess it's him, Natalie David. Sorry, Jason and John. Are they in town for something or just to see you? Just to come meet Tony, see Mariah. Yeah. Nice little trip over here. That's nice. I'm sure they'll probably like explore Broadway and everything and you know, get there, get their fix. What's the day? Taste Thursday. Thursday. Oh, are they saying they're for the weekend or is it just a day? He doesn't know how long he's staying. I don't think I don't think he bought a flight back yet. Nice. Well, that's good. Well, you have a you have a eventful day ahead of you then. Sure do. Call me after I want to hear all about it. Yeah, of course. I can give you the tea. All right, brief pause for our sponsor, Seaky. 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You know how like a lot of people you would see the visible scar like from like a facelift. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And like the ear area too. Yeah. Dude, it's, it's crazy. What did a really good job? They do their best to try to like line up with your hair line or with your earline. He did it really, really, really. He took his time. Who styled her for that photo shoot? Parker. Oh, who? Parker, Alicia and Remy stylist. Oh my gosh. And nailed it. Yeah. She did really good. Million bucks. Yeah. Like a 10 million dollars. Yeah. It's like a billion. When we're shooting her in Beverly Hills, she was so confident. Yeah. She looked like a natural. Oh, yeah. It's crazy because I think when you know you look so good because you have professionals working on you and you don't have to fake it. You don't have to get a barking bag like that. You can walk in a road like to make. Oh, yeah. We have inventory. Please, please. Please. Please tell anything to some of the comments completely fucking clocked. They're like, oh, you know, that's not her. But that's Alicia's Berkin. I was like, fuck. Yeah. The Berkish was always Alicia's and somebody immediately was just like, I know that's not hers. I was like, that's funny. She probably has that underlocking key and was doing that for you. Well, absolutely. It's because when I got a salad, I was thinking about like, Oh, if she's walking through like Beverly, she needs to have a purse on her. But like, it needs to be something really, really like flashier expensive. And I couldn't think I was like, how do you? How do you even rent one for a shoot? Like, I couldn't even think of like, how do you even get that? And then it hit me that Alicia literally has a Berkin. She has everything. I was like, Hey, can you sign my mom in like accessories? She was like, absolutely. She sent me like a fucking whole bag. It was that's awesome. So much in it. Dude, I was so scared because we were in the sprinter like doing this shoot because you know how people will get robbed. Like right in the middle of the street, they'll fucking come and just fucking snatch that Berk. And so I was sitting there like, Oh, my God. We have the whole bag of like very expensive purses. Like, I'm really, I'm just like, we're really worried. But like, we were fine. She did great. We're walking all it literally looked like we're shooting for like a high end like fashion brand. Yeah. Cause because obviously there's a lot of tourists in the area because it's crazy. They were all taking pictures of her because they thought they thought it was a whole shoot. But it was so funny. I would too. It would be like, okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. There's attention on this woman. She looks important. It was really funny. Cause as I'm filming this, by the way, like it was me filming this wall like that we had like glam. We had Abigail. We had just like a little team just kind of like making sure everything was going good. And I'm sitting there. And as I'm filming, you think it's professional. You think it's the shoot until you hear me go, Mom, mom, just walk. Mom, go back. Mom, stop. Mom, can you not, don't smile here? Smile at this point. And people are just like, her son is like, what is this? So that was really funny. Like, can you just imagine you're seeing this shoot? And you're like, Oh, this must be like super. You know, mom, mom, mom, mom. So they genuinely thought it was like she was also probably a tourist. They're just like she needed to get these shots. She's very happy. She went, well, we also did like a little photo shoot. I just got the picture yesterday. You're not going to believe. They took them Haley and Julian. You know Julian? Yeah. Yeah. Him and him and Haley. Haley crossing. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Yeah. They do. I think it's just like their side thing for sure. But like they, they love to do it. They're really good at it. Cool. I mean, they were also as an agency too. So I think they, they, they, they were one of their models, right? Yeah. So that's awesome. Models who also can like take photographs too. Yeah. That's like such a double threat of like, you know, and I really know how to pose you. Yes. And I really wanted to have somebody that I could trust because I knew it's like my mom's first photoshoot. And I want her to feel really comfortable. And I knew it's going to be, she was going to be like a little nervous about it. So they were like the perfect people to have. Because again, they're both models. And also she, she's a, she's a super model. She works with a ton of like high-end brands. So she, she was really, because she knew exactly how to like pose my mom. So she's sitting there like posing her. They're like screaming at her, making her feel so good, making her feel like amazing. And she was able to like get like a fucking amazing shoe done. She's like really high in clientele. You're going to be swiping right on that. Some guys would be like, this woman's out of my league. Some rich dudes are like, she'll fit right in with my lifestyle. Yeah. I have a stupid question. What constitutes super model? Like what is like the, uh, inter, everyone knows your name. You're international. You're like, you are Bela Hadid, you are Gigi Hadid, you are Tyra Bates. Okay, so it's not like, like, like, like where you have to be like a victorious regret to be. I think once you're an angel, you're basically a super model. Like most angels, I feel like, I don't think we're just a standard runway model. I don't consider you a super model. Okay. Well, uh, Jared just pull up the definition. A super model is a top tier fashion model who's achieved global celebrity status and a household name recognition outside the fashion industry. Got it. Okay. So interesting. Generally character as publicly or by their first names, like Cindy Naomi or Giselle. Okay. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It's, it's, it's really cool. I think like with super models too, like as you age, your beauty is still like relevant as well. Yeah. Like a modeling is a very tough industry to go into because you have that look and you got to maintain it. And it's just, it's all about maintaining the look. And if you are able to maintain longevity with your beauty, you've nailed it. And I love the whole side of the modeling agency where they also look for super unique looking people to wear. It's like something like a look where like, you're gonna be like just on you. And yeah, that's cool. That's a look. It's like less, uh, yeah. There's, um, there's one older guy super model that I always see. Uh, uh, you know, like all the buck Mason pictures. Yeah. That one dude. Oh, does he kind of look like that actor? Um, what's his face? I see like in the Georgia or Monty, like perfume stuff. I do it everywhere. I go in the mall. I just see that guy. He's in the Casey muskraves like Mexican honey music video as well. Dude, he's, he's just everywhere for like every brand. I'm like, I can't believe all of these big like gentlemen's clothing companies can use the same guy. Who's that guy? Who's that guy on the walking dead? Uh, like the main guy in the British guy starts with the J from love. Actually, oh, Joe, Joe burnt all or whatever. Yes, that's what that's what it looks like. Whatever I'm probably saying his name wrong. Yeah, but I just kind of forgot. He's also in like Wolf Wall Street too, right? Yeah, that's him. It looks just like him. John burnt all. Yeah, every time I see him stupid. Remember, he's just like, why are you going to take a fucking nap, man? Like guys who take naps are weak. He's like the craziest take. Like, okay, John. I can't just that guy napping ever. I'm going to call on an airplane in the middle of the day. It's like a long flight. Yeah, just like, uh-uh, John, remember what you said? That's actually pretty funny. Like imagine, you know how people like remix a clip or they'll stitch a clip where it's like imagine. You're just going up to him. Yeah, uh-uh. You would be like, oh my god. Fucking relax. It's crazy. You can't say anything like that. Because if you ever did get caught taking a nap, you're done. Yeah, I know. You never tell me you're going to your trailer in the middle of a movie, just take a nap, like relax. Yeah, you have to watch what you say or come back and bite you right in the fucking hands. Yeah. Oh, uh-uh. Something that I, that my mom. actually showed me this morning, breaking news. Apparently, there was this case where her name is Christa, Christa Pike, Christina Pike, happened over 30, 35 years ago as a whole murder, never heard of it. But my mom was telling me that she had the debt sentence and it didn't happen for, she didn't get that sentence to death until for 30 years. It just the trial went for so long and find the day came where she was going to be executed. It was a botched lethal injection. She survived it. This is crazy, because I was just looking this up yesterday. I didn't know. Oh my god, injections. Okay, maybe she didn't do it. No, no, no, not our heap. It was, I think it was one round. They do, they do three, they do three injections and one, like, and like, I think that's how it works. They do one injection, two injection and three injection. And then that's the three of those together, right? Each do something. So like one paralyzes you, one numbs you. And then I think the last one kills you. When she did get sentenced to death, though, back in like, was this the early, was this 80s or 90s? She was, they told her like, you would send into death at electrocution, like original. Oh, and that was, it's not a thing. That's a humane of a way to put people to death. But no, that's a crazy fucking case. Is that correct? All right. So this is my question. Can she sue them for this? Really? Your own death. No, I know, look, I know you're on death row, but is this working? Or is she so alive? I think she's still alive. The reason, the reason why I'm asking because, okay, imagine someone, like, you know, someone's trying to jump off a building, they want to end their own life, right? But someone saves them, but they get seriously injured or something. Like to somewhere they get seriously from being saved, right? Yeah. That person can sue them for injuring them. Doesn't matter if they're trying to save their life or not, but they can sue that person, right? It could sue it, but we will see what the court decides. So that's why I'm saying in this case, couldn't this be like, you might be, they might be able to sue, but I don't think that would make the fact that she has to die by, like, you know what, I don't think it's going to remove the sentence that she currently has, but yeah, okay, you want to sue us for a million dollars. You're still dying tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, okay. I know. I'm just like, she get another, but if she get another last meal, true. Like, oh, she's like, you know, is that meal was too bad now? I'm thinking a little chicken that it's cheating. She was deciding between two and she's just like, can I have both? They're like, nope, only one. And now she can have the other one. She's like, oh, okay, sweet seconds. But you know, dude, if that was me, I would, if I had to go back to the jail, the wait for the next one, I would be acting like I was indestructible. I'd be like, kill me. I came up. I'd be like, try me. Come with me to my second execution. I'm not trying to get me the first time. Just getting up. You know that little room where they're all watching and they open the curtains they can see from a room, like dumb, yeah, being being injected and dying. She gets such like, can't kill me, bitch. Like, just imagine that's like her final words. Yeah. Can't get rid of me. I've genuinely never heard of this before. Disgusting case. To me, it's so crazy how it takes 30 years for something like this to happen. Yeah. Like for it to be approved to have in that case, after 30 years, just fucking let her live at that point. She already lived her whole life. It definitely is very complicated. It just, if it's going to be that complicated, what's the point? Do you know what I mean? Like, don't even, don't even have that death penalty case. Like, don't even have it at that. I know that I, yeah, it's just so crazy to me. I struggle with the death penalty. Yeah. And I think it's crazy though. It was like Brian Cooper. Like, if you're going to make a whole, do a whole mistrial and do these people all over again, and you're still proven guilty, then death penalty. Yeah. But that's a crazy take. But then also you know that shit is not going to have for another 30 years because of how big the case is. Right. I mean, what's crazy in any rush to see someone get the amount of people that are on death row, waiting to be executed that get exonerated. And like found not guilty while they're literally in the queue. That's great. Well, you know what? Well, that just answered my question then. Well, sometimes with like technology and stuff, they're able to, or I mean, technology, but just like advancements in science and stuff. Yeah. They actually realize, oh, wait. It wasn't his fingerprints. His DNA was nowhere to be found. This guy, like of a crime you were convicted of in the seventies or eighties technology can like it. This is me under, this is me under the impression that they are a fully guilty. Like they were proven the evidence is damning. There's no way you can like un, like that, that person did it. That's where I was at when I said that. But yes, I mean, that's a, that's a good point. We're like, how many states have the death penalty? 27. Oh, boy, it's like half the country. Now say you say you live in Florida. Yeah. I don't, I don't know if they do or don't say you live in Florida. They don't have the death penalty, but then you commit a murder in Washington or whatever. And like, it's whatever. Is it where you did it or where you, where you did it? That's where you're going to be tried for your crimes is the state where it happened. I feel like there's about murders that like probably do that where they, if I get serial killers, I guess, like go to go to a state where it's like, oh, has no death on me. But also like at that same time, it's just like, I think they're the type where they probably do want to go out like that. I didn't hear about the lethal injections, but I recognized her picture. I had seen a story where before her lethal injections, she requested a firing squad, but it was like an all female firing squad. Oh, I did hear that. Was it a firing squad? She wanted all females just in the room or something. No, she wanted, she wanted to be taken out by a woman. I think that was like her quote. And she's like, and I want everybody that was in Taylor Swift's bad, bad blood. I mean, I mean it on a moment, Ellie Golding. I won. Oh my, can you imagine? But that's also like, they're like, oh, that's terrible, but it's like, you know what? Kind of a feminism, a feminist. Matt, do you, do you know the, - Muffin man. - The wii intro song. ♪ Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun That's insane. Okay. Did you know that that's a specific instrument? And do you know what the instrument is? Can I guess? I've never heard of this. I've never seen this thing in my life. I came across a TikTok where somebody was playing that intro song. And dude, it wrecked my world. Because I'm like, what is this instrument? I think it's the instrument that I'm thinking of that's like a weird instrument that's kind of like 80s synth looking. It's almost like it looks like this like a keyboard, but like in the shape of like a guitar kind of thing and you like strum your fingers over it and you like play the piano or no? You know that you know that you know that babies the baby toys where they have like the two little six of the balls. It's not that that's what I like immediately thought of after that song. Okay. It's an instrument called the Hurdy-Gurdy. Jared, I just texted you the video of the lady playing it. Never in my life. Oh. Oh my god. Yes. I'm mind blown. I never knew it was done on a Hurdy-Gurdy, but these are very like medieval type instruments. Like you see them and like like a bard would play this or like at a Renaissance festival. Basically a violin mixed with a fishing reel mixed with like it looks like a sawtrap. It looks like your arm is in there and jigsaw is like you must perform this song. Key by key or your finger will be removed. That's a perfect name for an instrument like that. They're Hurdy-Gurdy. It sounds like a fucking like a sex position. The fucking Hurdy-Gurdy. I gave it the old Hurdy-Gurdy. Oh yeah. I guess I mean, there's another version that I feel like I always hear on TikTok and it sounds more more like a bell kind of. Yeah. Like like a xylophone as well. Yeah, because what I was playing in my head, it didn't it didn't sound like a guitar because you could you could hear the strings in the version you just sent, but the one I hear all the time or like I think you're thinking of playing on a wee bowling wee tennis. There's like a different there's a different like sound for each event, but like that is when you're just like logging in to like we suppose. Yeah, like they definitely use that as the as the um yeah. And they're doing audio for the music for it. Definitely came from this thing. Man, that's crazy. Oh cool. That is cool. That's never needed that. So I was like this is whimsical. It's fun. Like imagine having one of those players at a wedding just playing the red wedding. Everyone's like, whoa. How much does a herty-gurty? I'm going to guess there can't be that many. You ain't going to get a guitar like a gun. Do you got any herty-gurty's in here? Instruments are expensive. True. Yeah, maybe like 1500 bucks. Let's see. Oh, very good. The price is right. Hey, very good. You win a herty-gurty. Good job. Fucking harps are pretty expensive. Harps, yeah, they're fucking. You gotta commit to a harp. God. A shout out to all the harp players out there. Yeah, that is that is big. And you have space for that in your house. And you have to hire like two assistants at all times to help you move that fucking thing. Yeah, they go up to like $70,000. $70. Yeah. Oh God, who owns one? That's like is making money off that. That's saying that you'd have to rent it. Joanna Newsom. Andy Sandberg's. Like if you're looking for a harp player for your wedding, you need to rent the harp. It's a flex. It's a flex. Oh, wow. That's bigger than. Oh, that's bigger than I fucking imagined in my huge dude. They're beautiful though. - Yeah, it's a whimsical aspect. - Remember that one time we were at a party and they had a Theraman. You ever seen like a Theraman? It's like those ones where it's like, it's almost like invisible the way you play it. There's like this little wood block, there's like this steel rod and you just like hold your hand in the middle of it and go, "What? What? What, what, what, what, what?" - This looks like an older machine. - Yeah, it's been around for a long time, but it's just, it's very like sci-fi looking how to play one. But you're basically, it's very like image and heat kind of vibes. Like, let me see. Oh, I fucked this up. You kidding me? All I need is my fingers, just. - It was invented in '90. - Yeah, I could do this. - That's a Theraman. Did you guys hear about the, the widow that got scammed by her male escort? - No, why? - The just this fucking loaded woman, right? She's like loaded, loaded, loaded. She had, she bought like a, like a $15 million little condo in New York just because she was in love with this guy and she was like, "I'm gonna buy us a house." - So when she met online or we knew this was her escort. - Yeah, she hired him four times. - She hired him one time and she was, she fell in love with him and she's, and then he was like, "You have to buy me out if you would like me to just be yours." - Or 24/7. - Yeah, and he just sat in the relationship as long as he could. And then once she like bought him everything he needed, gave him all his, he fucking dipped and she was, she's trying to sue him, but everyone's like, "You can't." That's literally, you can't do anything about that. - You can't do anything about it. But here, let's listen to it because I, there's, I think there's something that I'm missing. - So just fleeced by a male escort for a jaw dropping $6 million. Here's Anne Mercoglingano. - Agreeving and wealthy widow says she was scammed out of $6 million by a professional male escort. She says it's a real life American jiggle-o. - This was a systematic shakedown. - She even came to the news to get interviewed. - Oh my God. - It's the widow of the creator of Roblox, a popular gaming platform. Her husband died in 2024 and she says she hired this guy, 38-year-old Greg Starr to be her companion. - Oh girl. - He looks like AI. - Starr through the escort agency. - He call boys for angels, which offers clients a perfect boyfriend experience with no strings attached. - The same escort agency provider. - Oh my God. - Oh. - Oh, oh. - His notorious freak off parties with his ex-girlfriend. Starr is a striking silver haired male model with ice-blue eyes. - Dude, if that guy who created Roblox that made millions and millions of dollars, bro, if I knew my wife just immediately after was going to a male escort and fucking buying him the world, I would come out of that fucking grass family that would rise from the dead in Hantia. - Yeah, that is crazy. She's even showing her face. - The commas are like, you couldn't water board this out of me. How the fuck did she think? It was a good idea. Like anybody who's gonna have sympathy for her, like she's loaded, has all this money from her husband and you want people to feel bad for you because you wanted to give this male escort. - And where's the hell? - Where's the hell was your financial advisor? - Seriously. - Did her husband not set her up with someone to look after the money and just be like, "Just because you have one doesn't mean that you can't do whatever you want." - And he's going back to his jiggle of friends, going, "Hey, drink something tonight, guys." Let's go. (laughing) - Putty in the bush, putty in the mouth. - Very fucking scammed or like, but you just can't feel bad. There's like a lot of scam stories where you just like feel terrible. You know, people like genuinely get to me. This isn't like a scam. - No. - Sitting there at night. - I'm going to break up with her. I'm going to get this. - This is someone that I gotta get out of this. - It's just like when a guy like hires, or like a female escort or something. Like you don't think that she's going to just try to like, fucking make it work? - Yeah. - You don't like to tell me that. - Come on. - The person that you're paying to be around you. Is not going to be with you and is going to just take free gifts? (laughing) - No. - I'm surprised he's dipped after six mil though. I would have kept going. - Yeah. - Keep it going, baby. - What is the six mil, like cat, like six mil spent on him? - I think six mil in assets, like all of his like, cashmere sweaters and like, you know. - That's a good question. - Where's the six mil? - Because if he was just being bought things, but like doesn't have the actual cash, there's no point in leaving because then you leave with just like material things. Maybe she was just like transferring money into his bank account. - I know that he, she bought, she, him and her bought like an, okay, yeah. This gilded age mansion valued at 15.9. She only bought this so they both can live in. Exclusive companionship payments. Roughly $635,000 across multiple arrangement periods for exclusive time and company through the agency. - Oh wow. A buyout and ex a fees. Attempted and partial transfers totaling millions toward an alleged 10 million contract. Buyout demand. Oh, she bought them off for 10 million. So yes, that is cash, trade was an account. - And then he ran. - Girl. - Wait, and she didn't put any contract in order. - This is a robot money. This is a robot money. - Wait, hold on. - This is what baffles me. - How the fuck did she not have in this contract that he had to be with her physically? This makes no sense. - I think what it is is, so 635 across multiple periods or whatever, through the agency he was with. So they were commissioning his time with her, right? So the buyout would be, hey, like, so the company wouldn't, like he's no longer a part of this company. - Okay, right. - Yeah. - 'Cause they would keep commissioning the time spent. - Right. So he's like, and you know, he fucking wished that he didn't sign because that's probably how he found her was through this agency and that contract probably says, and like at any point you decide to go behind us, we can sue you. - So that's crazy. - I really don't feel bad for her, but it's just, but I feel so sorry for her that like your life, being widowed, losing your husband, getting this massive fortune, you were so unhappy that you need to like buy love. Buy companionship, you weren't like, confident in yourself to go seek that out and find it. You just wanted straight eye candy and keeping you company. It just screams volumes the type of like person she is. Like I do not feel sorry for you at all. - And look, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to spend a lot, especially like, I feel like in her position, losing her husband, she has this money. And she's like, you know, she just feels lonely. And like, it's fine if you want to spend money on someone that you love, but like, do it through the fucking appropriate route. Like a male escort is just crazy. Just like, go on a couple, go on a couple fucking traditional dates. Like go out, meet people. You know what? - She does have an illness though that like her average life expectancy is 48 to 51 and she's 49. So like, maybe this also had, she's telling she didn't have enough time. Okay, so I take it back. I do feel kind of sorry for you. - I take everything back. I enjoy the time that you had that have. - But you know what, just like, we're here. - But you know what, baby girl, like just find another male escort. - I know, you got time. Just enjoy it. - Where are her girlfriends? - Like, girl, let's go get a god. Let's have some wine. - Enjoy our time. Take me out, girl. - Come on, I'll be with you with you. - Come on. - Stay wide. - Treat me. - All right. - You got money like that? Yo, you can, you can get like a Brad Pitt or something. - Come on. - Girl, let's go shopping. (laughing) - Come on, just some retail therapy. - You could be super fucking picky about the guys, man. Go up, go up. Even fucking like a status. - Just fucking. - Especially you got short time like that. Just make a couple TikToks. Like, hey, I'm looking for love. - I don't know, this story though, you really shot the bed with like yourself. - No, I was like an eligible bachelor. And I'm like, oh, she's pretty cute. Let me just Google her. Oh, hell no. - Her condition that she has on the amount of time that she has left, I feel bad. I think, this is giving like a long time. - I was probably the only, the only path that she had was just like, and like, as for agency. Because it's like, it's super easy. You hit up an agency and a guy's at your door. A girl's at your door, I get it. - Hope you figure it out. - I have a feeling that she's gonna do it again though. But I think she's definitely gonna like play her cards right. And maybe not spend as much on the next one. - Yeah. - Be a little smart with the money. And have a contract. The moment, the moment that guy walks into your room, contract. And we see, we see, we find out that Zayn's up for this to go feed the sugar baby. - Zayn, where are you? - Face time us. You're like, hey, I'm so sorry that happens to you. I would never, ever leave, don't let it get you out like that. Don't let it get you out. - Hey guys, is it cool if we have her as a guest on the pod? - It's this world is bananas. - It truly is. - There is a story for fucking ever. - And it never stops. - And it's like, we're just recently, too, the stories that we keep hearing. Like, we're in a fucking movie. It is a movie that has not been written yet. It's insane. - And then speaking of the male escort, being the same agency that supplied escorts for Diddy's Freak Off Parties, NBC got exclusive footage of kind of what Diddy's life is like in prison. And so they got this really, it's, I don't even need to show it. It's really shitty video of like Diddy sitting at a table using a cell phone, but already red flags come up because it is a federal law that you can't have cell phones in prison. And like even, especially in a case like his. - Yeah. - Yeah. And you, I think it's like an additional one year penalty added to your sentence if you're caught with one, but they, NBC was also able to interview four inmates that had shared time with Diddy in prison and kind of got, and they got told, yeah, they got full anonymity so they were tied. Oh, they better fucking watch out there. Are they moving prisons? I sure hope so. I would not want to be in the same prison after that. So what did they say? So they said that he pays thousands of dollars a month to other inmates in exchange for them doing like chores for him, right? So it includes simple stuff, making his bed, cleaning his toilet and his shower, but also giving him massages. No, did he? He has not. He is just bringing that lifestyle right back in, and I'm guessing it's a little more than massages, right? I'm guessing. Cell block freak offs are crazy. Cell block freak offs. He also pays people to make special meals for him, like pizza and onion rings in the kitchen. How's he paying this? Like, zell? Like, what are you doing? Yeah. They cover that. No. Okay. So the whole cleaning her own toilet and showers, I, I didn't know prison inmates do that in their own, like, do. I thought there was janitors that that's what I was confused about. Like, I, I get maybe the toilet because that's kind of like in my head, the classic thing of like having a stainless steel toilet in your cell, the individual shower I was confused by. So he, do you think he has like a super high-end cell, maybe he might be in like a white collar prison or something? I mean, he has to be like an asserting type of like ward beat me such a high profile person. I understand. I understand being a high profile person, but I don't understand why high profile people if depending on the crime, why are they not given the same cell as everyone? But like, I'm not saying with everybody, I understand like the private thing just because of his status. Why are we giving them special treatment? Amen. Amen. I'm right there with you. I guess. I don't get it. It would be, it just causes a distraction to just the flow of prison life every day. If like he's out in the open and interacting with like everyone else, it would just cause like, I don't know, because you're just trying to keep everything in order. And if everyone's like, oh my gosh, did he, oh, like, if, no, no, I understand that. But why is there not a separate section where it's the same cells? But like, just because they're high profile, it doesn't mean they get to have bigger room. Like that, that isn't an insane thing to the, you're not supposed to have this better special treatment. Yeah. Special treatment in prison. A prison is supposed to be this like thing where everybody, everybody is the fucking same. But that's, that's corruption in the justice system. Money talks. Yeah. Money talks. And if I was a prisoner and I did, he was telling me, he's paying me a thousand dollars to make his bed. I be making that bed. Well, this is me in an alternate universe. I'm giving them the impressions. I'd be like, I got him. I got him. I got him. I just think you're in jail and something's off for you thousands of dollars, you're going to be like, oh, yeah, I'll be running that commissary up and that, that's how it works. So the money comes from an outside account and it flows directly into these inmates commissary accounts. And so he has somebody on his team. They don't know who exactly putting all of this money towards it. But yeah, so they caught him with the cell phone and the cell phone has access to social media like Instagram and stuff. He somehow has the new one, the foldable. He's like, that's the picture. He stocks Instagram on a private account that has no profile picture, but supposedly his publicist follows. So you know, somebody on the outside knows what he's up to. He also has a modified tablet that he's able to watch movies and TV shows on. And then they described his life as a party with regular access to alcohol and remoron, which is an anti-depressant with the mood boosting effects. So and this is and this is what I'm talking about. This is just a some bullshit. That's crazy. That's crazy. How long is he going to be in there? I think it's 48 months or 50 months or something like that, but then because so the public's image of Diddy is way worse than what he was actually convicted for. He was only convicted for prostitution charges. Oh, that one, that one specific got it. Okay. But the, you know, the, the Bureau of prisons is like, you know, contraband is really hard to control. And due to policy, we can't comment on any incarcerated individual's time prison. Sure. And then a spokesperson for Diddy said that the media is commentating, commenting on ordinary prison life as if it was news. So, but yeah, basically he has not changed his lifestyle whatsoever prison. It makes me sick. And in fact, I think his sentence got commuted early like a month, you know, so you supposed to get out in February of 2027 and now he's getting out in January of 2027. Oh, awesome. Oh, on another note, I found an AMC butter. There's no butter in it. What? Excuse me. There's no butter in AMC butter. Is it like a fake? Click the process butter is really just soybean oil died yellow with artificial flavor. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's it? Yeah. It's a TBHQ soybean oil artificial flavor beta carotene and you got AMC butter. So why? So why just not use butter because the popgers being eaten quickly. So there's no reason to have to get like messier like, I don't know, you know, like the oils on your fingers. Yeah. Maybe it doesn't spoil. Yes, spoiling. That's what I was thinking of. But they're nailed it. They nailed it because that AMC butter is good. No, yeah. No, they're insane. Bro, can you imagine trying to figure out butter taste and you're like soybean oil artificial flavor and beta carotene? How the fuck? How long to take them to figure that out? TBHQ? The fuck is that? TBHQ is. Probably like kind of like an MSG type thing. You don't make your own. If I get those ingredients and he tried to just try to do it. Figure out the recipe. It's a synthetic chemical antioxidant use and preservative to prevent fats and oils from going rancid. Bingo. And he, that's probably why movie theater popcorn hurts my stomach so much. Yeah. All popcorn. Like that movie theater popcorn is the one that really it's like my, my kryptonite and my stomach. It like makes me feel like shit. You know, there's different types of popcorn. There's like what you could go to that other link I have where there's a musher. There's, there's, yeah, there's these different types. There's musher on the left and butterfly on the right. So which one do you like more? Do you like the butterfly or the musher? I like the brain. Yeah, the musher. Yeah. The brain is fun, which is more. Yeah, because a boob chick, a boob chick, a pop has those, but mushroom those, sometimes at a boob theater, you hit that into your back and it just goes flat. It takes over your whole damn like mouth, like a fucking like cap on cap, like type thing. But yeah, I never knew that there were really two types, but when someone like put names to him, I was like, oh, yeah, there are two types of popcorn. So just wanted to share that. There's a bunch of people. Yeah. Like boom, chicken pop. That's mushroom. Like type pops. It's not the butterfly. I think they need to get better at making sure the popcorn is just crispier. Like I at the theater or at the movie theater, like there's no reason for me to be eating popcorn and like every like three, I'm eating one and it's just flattening. And then I have to just like take it out of my mouth and fucking throw it. You know, because it's always like cycling though, like sometimes you're getting popcorn that was made earlier in the day, which that's what's like, like, yeah, because even when you leave popcorn out for like 30 minutes, you fucking eat it. You're like, oh, this is this tastes like it's not fresh. Yeah. Yeah. I like it a little crispy. I like a little crunch. Maybe that those are the ones that have been in there longer because they've been toasted a little bit more with the heat. The ones that are like, don't hit is good or the fresh brand new pop ones. Can you imagine movie theater start like having this thing where where somebody comes like once during a movie or twice where the time is back, it's a backpack with a popcorn maker. And it's like a house where it's just like, they roll it to each some people don't have to move just filling up their popcorn. I can see that happening for sure, or like you, you pass down bags, but like you have to make sure that your bag is not as coming back to you because you don't want to get up out of your seat. The thing is that getting up and having to go get more whatever during a movie, that doesn't make sense to me. How have they not figured that out yet? Wait, what do you think? Like, if you're in a, and if you're in like a three hour movie and you finish your soda, and obviously there's no pause, pauses in the movie, I'm just surprised they haven't figured out a way to replenish it to really service people in movies without them having to get up and miss anything. Yeah. Just something. Like Alamo Drafthouse or like a studio movie girl, like a place where they do come out and serve you. Oh, I know, but I'm saying more in like regular movie theaters, just so sticky or dude, you know, like every, every seat has like a corn slot, and your hose turns on like a gas pump. I don't know. I just get the bigger cup, you know, I do get the biggest cup. If you get the XL, and you finish that, you got a problem. You know, I'd be running back, I'd be running back still. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do hustle though. I fucking run my ass for the sprint of the movie theater. And it's funny trying to guess all, as I'm leaving, I act like I'll calm in the moment you hit that little hallway, boom, you run back and then you're like, it's funny. It's funny trying to guess to where you think is the least important part of the movie is. And you know, it's like a really soft scene. You're sitting there for like, you're sitting there for 30 seconds, and you're like, this sounds like it's going to go on for at least another three minutes. My strategy go after like a big climactic like moment, like when it's, I especially get a whore when it's been a huge scare right after that go, because they're not going to like unless you are close towards the end of the movie where it's chaos, chaos, chaos, but usually like right after a big thing. - It goes down and then they have to work the way up. - Yes, yes, that's when I got right after that moment. - Yeah. - I know like in obsession I did that. I was like, okay, this is a good time. - It was right after she's fucking, you're like, all right, it's time. - Yeah. - It's time to get my cherry line. - And I know that there's those app words like called P time and you sing it up. I've used that but I was fucking forget it until the moment I'm singing down there and there's no signal, you got to download it and then you're like, fuck it. - You know what, let's try it for when we watch Resident Evil. - Yes, I had that only calendar to do it today, but I'm, oh, it's it, oh, you did? - Yeah, but then I realize I'm going to see the outsiders tonight. - Just tell me a night that you're for? - I know. - Probably, we'll figure it out. - Okay. - All right guys, well thank you for tuning in to another episode. I hope you love our set because we love ours. I honestly, I think this might be my favorite one. - It's so far. - Fuck yeah. - And the one before was that just like, what was it, season three in your house, he? That was my second favorite. I love that set. - That was a good one. - It was such a vibe, but this is a fucking vibe. - You did good, Jared. 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