Hut, Hut, Straight Up

- You two are bad friends. - You are these two idiots. - Wooo, my dude, and as you do. You two are disgusting. - Oh, you two are something. - The bad friends. - Yeah, what's up? - What's up? - Yeah, your energy today. I don't know, dude. - What's wrong with my energy today? - It's not mindful, it's not gracious. There's no grace in it. - All right. - Yeah, yeah, it's aggressive. - You come with a cat down, you know what I mean? - Dude, I'm not tanning or swift. You have to act like that. (laughing) You know what I mean, guys? - What's up, what's up? Inglewood, uh? - Shytown, that's where you're from? - You've never been to Inglewood once, genuinely. - I know where it is though. - Where? - It's south, from here. Is it not? It's by Watts dog. I've been to the Watts towers. Watts towers? - No, you haven't. - Yeah, that's where I got my water. (laughing) Have you ever had Watts water, dude? - Yeah, dude. - Is it good? - Yeah, it's filled with cratum and all kinds of juicy things. - Oh, I love it right away. - This is a big thing, the Watts towers. This was, you know, this was built by, these were actually, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out-- - I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought, did you think? - No, no, I knew that you thought that. - You thought it was a water tower? - Yeah, I thought it was a water tower. I've never really seep into the Watts tower that was lying. - This man collected-- - What is that? - Loose pieces of the, 'cause the train runs behind it, right, isn't it from, he took parts from the train? - Hmm, and then I think the rumor was, it was art, but it turns out it's actually the meetup point for Epstein people. Coral steel, rebar and wire mesh covered with cement, mortar-decorated mosaic of recycled found materials. - It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie? With Julia Roberts, was that the movie? - Oh, The Pelican Brief. - No, no, not that one. - I love it. - Where it denselt plays like the conspiracy black. - Did he ever play conspiracy black? - What is conspiracy black? - You know what I mean? - Exactly what you think it is. - I don't know, I don't think. - Yeah, you can go inside their house, everything's tin foil. You know what I mean? - That's just normal. - That's conspiracy, yeah, but he happens to be black. - Oh. - Yeah, yeah, there's conspiracy whites, too. - I got it. - Yeah, yeah. - I think those majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial-- - You can't find that movie. I think it's called conspiracy theory. - You know why Bobby's in a good mood? Do you want to tell everybody? - Or should I tell everybody? - Nothing. - Come on. - What? - I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone on-- - No, no, no, I said it. - A few days. - That's not it. - Ah. - Erica Kirk. (laughing) - She's grieving. To me, I'm so empathetic, right? I need to hold her. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm grieving today. - Have you seen some of those like videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's wild, dude. - That's not what I'm talking about. - Man, sure in Canada, another banger. - Yeah. - There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up in Denzel's and that. - Did I really? - That's like every movie he's ever done. - Yeah. - Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button? - You have to watch it backwards. It's better that way. (laughing) - We tried to watch it. - It's normal that way, you know, man. - It's so fucking bad. Like watch it again in this era. I remember back then we were like, oh, it's wild, it's groundbreaking. - Because when I saw it, I was in the theater. I was like, "Oh my God, we're in the future." - Dude, it's. - Remember? I can't believe it. - It's so bad. I mean, look at the-- - Fincher. - You would look at it so bad. (laughing) It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask. - Oh yeah. - It doesn't look real. - Dude, it's so weird. We tried. - Look at that. - Oh my, look at that. - We watched this movie when an Academy Award. - Wait, wait, you saw it with whom? - We watched it at the house. It was just on and I think it was on like HBO. - Yeah. - I was like, and I was like, "This movie was so long ago." I was like, "I haven't seen it. I'm gonna watch it again." - Yeah. - Dude, 20 minutes. I was like, "I gotta get out of here." It was tri-- Look at that. It was tripping me out. - That's insane. - How am I supposed to come with that going on? - That's insane. - It's insane. - He turned into a Mitch McConnell. (laughing) - It's little Rudy Giuliani. - Here's another one, meet Joe Black. - Oh, dude. - Do you like that one? - I used to. - Yeah, yeah. - Watch it. - You know what, if I rewatch that again, he's an angel, right? - Yeah. - You like peanut butter? - Yeah, what is that? - What is that? - What are we talking about? - It's a little quirk. - It's just, I just-- - Yeah. - How about almond butter? Why peanut butter? - Why peanut butter? - He's so hot, though. - Yeah, he's still, have you seen him now? He's even hotter. - He's hotter now, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I saw like some new girl that he's dating, they had a picture of them together on the internet, and I was like, "God, it never breaks, huh?" - Yeah, look at him. He was born that way. - That guy is built. He is built different. He's built for speed. Oh my God. - Room, room, room. - Room, room, look at that, dude. I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon. Yeah, man, I would lay on him like a futon. - Yeah. - Wouldn't you? No, really, Pete. I know you're not gay, but-- - Absolutely. - Would you? - We don't know. - Yeah, yeah. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked laying on your couch. You would lay around top of him. That's your instinct. - I'd get naked immediately. - Immediately. - And I'd go, "Let's compare bodies." Stand up, Brad. - I think at one point, I'd be like, "What are you doing in the house?" - What are you doing in my house? - But you say that after your life. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - After you have sex with Brad Pitt, you're smoking a cigarette in bed and you're like, "How'd you get in my house?" - Exactly. You don't ask before, never. - Never. - No, you just do. - You just have to let it be. That was from F1. Did you watch F1? - No. - But do you think he knows he's hot? - Yes. - Brother. Do you know Eurasian? - Fuck, I do. - Well, it's the same thing. - Oh, fuck, it's the same thing. - He knows it. - Here's what it is. - Yeah. - I forget sometimes I have red hair. (laughing) - It's the reddest hair I've ever seen. - But I have red hair. - I know, it's so mutant like. - So like, he must forget sometimes he's hot. - Yeah. - But then look in the mirror and go, "I'm hot." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "I'm so hot." - Every morning you must look in the mirror and go, "I have red hair." - No, I get out of the shower. I see my little red penis and my red pubes and I go, red hair. Like, it makes me laugh. I have little, I've red hair. - Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time? (laughing) - It's, it's shock and awe. (laughing) I look in the mirror and go, "Holy fuck, I am Asian." (laughing) - It's like, it's startling because you're no, I'm in a white world. - Yeah. - I'm around a lot of white people, right? And then every night I look in the mirror and go, "Look at that." (laughing) - But look what's going on there. - No, it's positive. - It's not, it's pure negative. - Koreans are the best. - Because I'm not like, you know what I mean? Like leading man Korean. Those are hot, right? - You're next door neighbor. - I'm next door neighbor. I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie, you know what I mean? - Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be, you know who you are? - Yeah. - But the, I don't, what's the character's name in home alone that they think he's evil, the guy with the shovel, the old man, but he turns out to be the best. - Well, Marley? - Marley? You're that because people are like, "I'm weary of that little Korean guy." - Yeah. - But you, guess what? - Yeah. - Guys have got a great heart, great soul. - Okay. - Turns out to be a great guy. - I want you to Google this, all right? Half naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. (laughing) What? - What? - In Kung Fu Hustle, yeah. One of my favorite movies. - That's a bad one. - Yeah, yeah. No, but that's who he is in the movie. - Every time I watch that movie, I go, "I think I'm that guy." It sucks. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, that's 100% it. - Yeah, that's it. - That's it in cracked around. Yeah, that's me, yeah. - But, you know, somebody has to be that. - That's right. When I look in the mirror, go, somebody has to be whatever that. - Someone has to be us. - Yeah, yeah. - And why not us? - Or when I look in the mirror naked, when I see my naked body. Oh my god, it's pure shock and awe. - The dog walked in on me, taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her, coming up behind me, heard her, you know, chain. - Yeah. - And I go, "Oh, hey." - Yeah. - She then looked up and saw me naked and went and walked out, not happy about it. - Wow. - Well, I gained a little bit of weight. - You have gotten a little. - A little porky. I'm 206 right now. - I kind of like it. - 206. - 'Cause it thickens out like a football player almost. - I'm getting a little football. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Straight up. - Yeah. - I walked in and just walked one, I didn't say something. - Yeah. - No, I'm so sorry. Straight up is good. - I have nothing else to say. - Straight up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is that? - Hot hut. - You think they yell straight up? - That's what you just said. - Travis Scott. - Didn't I say "hot hut"? - You did. - Oh, you did. - Straight up. - Yeah, I thought they said straight up. - Straight up. - Yeah, yeah. - Straight up. - Is that a move that they're saying out loud? - No. - Yeah, yeah. - Go to the right. (laughing) - Right, go around me. - Yeah. - It's not a move. - They're not telling. The other guys are right there. - I know, but it's like Kim's, 'cause he's the captain, right? - It's yeah. - He's the leader. - Yeah. - The quarterbacks of the leader, right? - He's the captain. - Right, so is it going in and in? Neatron, go to the right. - No, he doesn't yell out the plays. - Oh, he doesn't? - Well, then they would know they're right there. - No, but it's their own code word. - Well, they do have code, you're halfway. - Pelican Town 260. - That's a good way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Pelican Town 260's a play. - Yeah. - Downtown McGoode, turn around. - Turn around. - Right? - Yeah. - And then they're like, "Oh, I got to turn around. "I'm going to downtown McGoode." - Don't, isn't that what they do? - Yeah. - Okay, I don't know football. I don't watch that sport. But anyway. - You know football. - I know the real football. - You know. - Yeah, yeah. And Arsenal won the NA4 one. That's why I'm in a good mood. (clapping) - Aston Villa, and they were three Pots of applause. If they had won that game, they would have tied us for number one. - Nice try, Aston. - Nice try, Ollie, I'll walk in. Anyway. - Aston Villa, by the way. Is that a name of a city? - No, but it's a team of a football club. It's one of the oldest football clubs. - Terrible name. - Yeah. - Aston Villa. - Yeah. - That's a symbol. - How British does that fucking shit sound? - Aston Villa. - I play for Aston Villa. - Yeah. - How about you? Would you get for Christmas? - Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm only saying that what I was gonna say before of the dog thing. and then I'll go to the Christmas. I'm a little wired up, sorry. - I like it. - Okay, so I love it. - Well, there's three things happening. - Go. - I want you to say all the things that are happening. - Give it. - Okay. Number one, I walked out a movie last night and it's like. It's Park Chan-Wook, the guy that did Old Boy. He, I think he produced this movie, - What's the movie called? - It's called, I had Google, I had fucking. - Wait, but you went to the theater to see? - I went to the grove. You know how busy the grove is right now, dude? - No other choice. - No other choice. Turns out you had a few and one of 'em wasn't leave. (laughing) - And it's, it got, what is the Rotten Tomatoes on it? - I never trust tomatoes. - 99%. - I don't trust it. - I think 99%. - I just don't trust it, it's 98, that's way too high. - Yeah, so, and it's the guy from Squid Games, great actor, beautifully shot, beautifully shot, right? It's a dark comedy, the comedy really works. They're just so talented, right? Koreans in how to do it. But there's one moment, so I'm gonna just tell ya, I'm not gonna give any spoilers, okay? - No, we're never gonna see this, it doesn't matter. (laughing) - Really? - No, one, I mean, maybe. - All right, so, this guy, right? The guy to the right, right? Happily married two kids, he's a paper man. He works for a paper processing plant, and he's been there for 25 years, makes a good living, and he gets fired, okay, from his job. - For stealing paper. - No. - For, you know, the Americans bought the company, and they're doing some readjustments, like that, yeah. So anyway, there's a point where it's like, he won't get a job, right? So they're running out of money, right? So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs. - What? - Yeah, they had two dogs, they're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog? - Yeah, that's the weird, it's, as soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I walked out. - You got rid of the dogs? - Yeah, yeah, you, and the kids are crying, like, yeah, it's, it was right. - They're rid of the kids. - I'd rather give them one of the kids. - There's so much more expensive. - They're way more expensive, yeah. - How expensive is dog food? - I mean, dude, you can get, you can get like a 50 pound bag from Costco for like 10 bucks. - I know, exactly. I mean, they're not gonna be the healthiest food for the dogs because they keep it alive. - It'll be a lot, dude, dogs live on the street dogs. - Whenever something like that happens in a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do that, I have to leave. - You know, I saw a fucking thread today. Was it yesterday? Morning, or this morning that pissed me off. Someone was like, I don't care. I'll say, you know, like, hot takes, you know, this shit. - I hate it. - And they were like, hot take, I don't fucking care. If you're a dog person, you are stupid, just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean? - That person is stupid. - And when I say, what does that even mean? It's 'cause I'm stupid and I don't get it. - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm a dog person. - Yeah. - I'm a trust people that don't like dogs. - I don't trust people. - Weird to me, the fuck out. - I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog. - He's the only one. - I know. It's crazy. - In history. - In history. - Have a cat, I don't, a durable. - Actually, if he had a honey badger, I don't care what it is. - Honey badger will be sick. - That'll be sick. - I got my little badger here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he's mowing on Stephen Miller's ankle. (laughing) - All of that. Steve's like, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh. Donald, come get your honey badger, fuck it. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger. - Yeah, you have to, yeah. - I don't get it. You gotta have some kind of animal. - Yeah, here's another TikTok video that I can't watch. When they start off, I don't know who needs to hear this. - Nobody. - Nobody needs to hear what you're saying, but you're no shit. - You're no shit. - We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy. (laughing) You're a regular guy. It's like, you're a regular guy. Grassy, the scientist guy. - Yeah. - What do we talk? - Oh, Neil. - Neil, yeah, yeah. - I'm talking about the TV show. - No, whatever. - Neil? - Grass Tyson. - Yeah, yeah, Neil Grassy. If he says, I don't need, I don't, then I'll go, oh, I think I'm gonna, I wanna hear his opinion about this. - Yeah. - Or anyone professional, like Scott Galloway. - Nah, let me pause on Scott Galloway. - No, don't pause on him. - Push play. - He says some shit that I'm like. - I know, I love it. - What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm reading his book right now. - Why does this whole skip about like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women. I'm like, oh, this fucking shit. It's like, I don't, is that true? How do we know that's true? - It's called statistics, my friend. - Who's filling out those forms? What the fuck do you mean? - In the Midwest, they do it. - Where? They pull people on the street and they go, who's fucking? - Yeah. - They don't do it in Studio City, 'cause I've been around. Yeah, they don't get old. - Here's what I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again? - McCone. - McCone. - He's in the height of his 20s. He's in the center of it. - He's not a normal. - He's fucking. - I know, but he's not an average white dude. - He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't get about this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter. He's got the gift of gab. He's slimy. - Slimy. - He's got Hollywood quality. - What is, and then what's-- - You have him when I first met him, to just directly walk up to me and talk business, is insane behavior. And I'm like, oh, a little mover and shaker, this little one. - Slimy move shaker. - And then he gets into here, moves up. He's a fucking climber. - You want to fire him? - No, I love him. - Okay. - He's like a pesty little brother. Yeah, yeah, so he stays. But when I'm saying it, I'm on to you. But he's not a normal average 20 something. You're old man. - All his friends are fucking? - Yeah, 'cause they're not, have you met them? - Yeah. - Half of them aren't good. - But the ones that he has in Minnesota, those ones, they're not fucking. - Yes, they are. - No, I met them. - What do you mean? - They don't even talk. They're comatose. They're like a catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like-- - Well, they're big fans of you, Bob. - They're not big fans, dude. Smile then. - Do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up? - No. - You've never done that? - No. - That's like a move that people do. - Were they bail on a date? - Yeah, I can't do that. I've never ghosted anybody on a date. - If you've been ghosted though. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, see, that's why it hurts. - It hurts, huh? - Yeah. - But you still remember the person. I bet it sits in your memory bank. - Who keeps deep in my soul. - You know who did it. Yeah, that's why they do it, I think. - You know that, you know somebody that did to me? - I know who it is. - Do? - No, I'm asking you. Do I know who they are? - Yeah. - No. Who's on first? - Who's on second? - I don't know, dude. - Hut. - Straight up, straight up. - You're straight up? - Yeah. - Wait, wait, who did it to you? - Bickle room back dash. - Got it. - There will be a college football team that uses Bickle room back dash. - Yeah, Bickle room back dash. - Yeah, man. - Up to straight, right up. - And then the wide receiver knows what to do. - He does. And he does a little Bickle room like move. - If you're a college football player of any kind, please use the bad friends all at the line. - And let us know. - What are you doing? How to properly yell as a quarterback? - Yeah, there's like a specific-- - Blue, 42. - I got one. I would do this. I would close this one and open this one. (laughing) - Sing a line. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Give me one. (laughing) - Air lick. - Don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own. - Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line. And you went, four, four, nine. (laughing) - And I would know what that is. - Slyther. - Slyther, Slyther, Slyther around the defensive linebacker. - That's a Slyther player. - Yeah, yeah, it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That is. - Oh, it's a hook route. - Yeah, it's a hook route, dude. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - On both sides though. - Yeah, double hook. - One hook route, single hook. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Single hook is one side, you know what I mean? - That'd be fun to come up with us. - We should coach a team. - I'd do it, it'd be great. - Let us coach your local team. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We should just coach like an inner mural team. - Yeah. - We should have a bad friend's inner mural team. - And things would be, some of my coaching would be direct. Like, it's exactly what it means, right? - Yeah, yeah. - Headbutt the guy. - It's twice. - It's like, it's exactly what that means. There's no hidden agenda, right? - Headbutt, you know what I mean? - It's like you have water in your ear. - Oh, there it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then some of it would be like, you know what I mean? - Not obvious. A little bit more secretive. - Yeah. (laughing) - What is that? - What? - What was that? - Look at the nose and focus. - Oh, focus. - Hey, booger head. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is. - I get that. - Yeah. I think we should do it. - I'll do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I would love to. We'll draw up some plays. - With your knowledge of football. - Is there plays in baseball? - Oh, yeah, I mean, that's a hard, it's not the same. - It's harder. Well, there's signals from coach at this, you know, like, you know, signals, they do that the third base. - Yeah, but what does that all mean? - Well, they're signaling to the runner, the next move at what the batter's gonna do. - Yeah, yeah. - To swing away, or to take the pitch, or to try to steal the base, or just look, well, there's a bunch of different signals there. But they all have different signs, signs. - Yeah, yeah. - Pitch, 'cause these are pitch calls. - Wow, that's amazing. They don't do this thing. - They use an older hand. - Is that my hand, that's my hand. I'm not kidding, that's my hand. - That's the oldest hand I've ever seen. - I have an old hand. - So this is something upside down piece. - Yeah. - This, twice, yeah. They gotta get more creative, then. - Well, the only, your hand, you have one hand. - I know, but you could still, you know, what about this move? - No, 'cause this one has a mitt. 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Free meals applied as discount on the first box and you subscribe, there's only varies by plan. - Wow. - Would you be a pitcher or a catcher? - Oh, I'd be a catcher. - Yeah, I know. - I catch, yeah, yeah, I don't pitch. - I'm a pitcher. - Yeah, I know you are, dude. - Yeah. - And I like catching your balls. (laughing) - So my favorite thing to do. - Yeah. - What if somebody has like Tourette's all of a sudden, not Tourette's, but like it goes into a seizure. That'd be fun. - That'd be terrible. - Yeah, but he's going, right. And he's like, I don't know what to do, you know what I mean? - What? - The batter? - The batter. They see the coach, you know what I mean? (laughing) He's looking at it like, I don't know what move that is. But I'll try. - Swing away. - Yeah, I'll still go away. (laughing) - What do you think? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that feels like that's in movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern. - Oh yeah. - A little big league or whatever. - Yeah. - I feel like gang members could probably do it. - Well, hey, you're still third, hey? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You throw up some shit. Hey, dude, you know what I mean, do this, right? - Well, you know they have gangs, they have not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like intermural leagues in prison. - Hmm. - At longest yard, man. - Yeah. - Okay. - Oh, wow. Well, let's not throw any of these up. - Yeah, yeah. - Wait, let me see. - Compton Crip. - This one I can do. - I don't know. - I don't think we should do these. - Why? - On the air. - Yeah. - It's probably a bad idea. - Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers. - Sure. (laughing) - Dear gang. - Or hunters. - Dear gang. - Get the antlers, dude. - Dear gang. - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Japanese girl gangs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? (laughing) - I like, I'm not gonna lie. - The ant signals for gangs are incredible. - They're incredible. - You see them throw 'em up, you love 'em. - Yeah. - Oh geek gang, what is that? - Yeah. - Geek gang signs. - Now how can you take Oki Doki and turn to a gang sign? That sucks. - Because if you're like seeing a guy, "Hey Bobby, I'm gonna go to the gym, right?" And they go, "Oki Doki." (laughing) That's what I'm saying. It's unfair. - Yeah, it's not, you can't see it. They stole it. - Yeah, you can't do Oki Doki anymore. 'Cause it's a gang sign. - Well. - Yeah, yeah. - You know. - Okay. - Oh. - I don't know. I know, I know. I understand. - Oh? - I understand it. - A lot of things have been taken over. - Yeah, that's true. - A lot of things have been taken. They're just, like the swastika. - That was ours. - No, that was Indonesian, right? It was like Buddhist or something. - Well, it means peace. - It means peace, right? - You know, it's so crazy. The marketing is great. - On the swastika? - Because to take peace and turn it into a symbol of hate, it's like taking the peace sign now and turning it into hate. - Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking some that means peace, and turning it into absolute hate, which is kind of odd. - Good marketing, that's all. - Phenomenal. - Yeah, yeah. - Good team over there in Germany. (laughing) So check it out. Well, we're branding. We're going to rebrand the peace symbol of the hate. (laughing) Hitler, I love it. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Now, give me some fucking math. - Yeah, they did a lot of math. - He loved math. - Yeah, I thought a lot of them did. - Well, if you had terminal cancer on your way out, would you ride the horse, would you do heroin? - I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more. - You wouldn't go street, street drugs? - I might. I don't know, dude. I might want to face it head-on, clear. - Death? - Yeah. What's so funny? - Carlos does not want to face it. - Like Ram Gha says. - I don't want to face traffic. - Oh, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But don't you want to be in the present moment of death? - No. I don't know. Well, I definitely don't want to die in my sleep. - A Jane Goodall. - That's a huge fear. - She died in her sleep. - The ape woman? - Yeah. - She did? - Yeah. - I thought she died from an ape. - Wasn't she? - Well, the ape was next to her. - Oh, she's asleep. - I don't know, I don't know if she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep, no? - Fames, people died in their sleep. James Gandalfine, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Britney Murphy. Jerry Garcia, Reggie White. - Wow. - William Howard. - I'm not dying in sleep. - I want to know it's coming. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, really? - Like when I die, I want to go, well, okay, that's happening. - Oh, I see. - I don't want to go to bed and being like, what a great day. - Yeah. - Honk you, honk you, and then I never wake up. - Oh, wow. - I want to be alive when I'm dead. - Hey. - No, dude. - You want to be asleep? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's going to happen. (laughing) - From a percentage person. - I get has to be for you. - Yeah. - I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before. - Oh my god, this is so nice. - No, he says they're fucking awesome. - This fucking guy does. - What? - You don't eat reindeer dog. - What do you mean? - You can eat reindeer meat. - I think you can. - No, it looks good. It's like. - It's too gamey, probably. - No, he said it was actually pretty good 'cause it's fatty, right? Because it's so cold, they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter. So it's, it's, it's fattier than, - Oh, that does look delicious. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - It's fatty. - Root off and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, no, root off, root. - You can't eat root off. - Somebody did. - Oh no. - Somebody did reindeer meat, see? It was good. Dude, that's like I told you. When I was in Australia and I had kangaroo, phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like him, right? And I was like, I'll try it. We went to like a little bar restaurant thing and I was kind of like, I'll have a couple bites. Eight the whole fucking thing. - Wow. - It was delicious. - Wow. - But they need it, they need to get rid of 'em 'cause they outnumber kangaroos outnumber Australians. Like what is it? It's crazy. It's like it's like three to one or something bonkers like that. - How much could you charge for root offs and nose to eat? You if you actually caught root off, right? And you're like, you know, root off has one nose and it's probably original because it's red. Bright red. - Yeah. - You could probably get eat it. - Well, you're right. - I'm sure you could lick it. - Well, you could boil it or something. - Well, what do you think it would taste like? - I don't know. I mean, probably delicious. Like candy cane and-- - Ooh. - Just a sugar. - Like a sugary meat, like a Korean, you know what I mean? Meat that's been like, you know what I mean? What do you call it? - Marinate? - Marinated, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Marinate that. - You could probably charge a million dollars for root offs and nose. - Well, it's one nose. You'd have to charge way more than that. It's all one. - Yeah. - Or daffy ducks, like beak. - How much could you charge for that? - Oh my god. - Daffy duck, beak. - Daffy duck, beak. - Ooh. - Right. What do you think? - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're so expensive. - Yeah. - Ooh, just one. - Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling. - No. - But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing. - The delicacy. - It's a delicacy, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What about a Mickey Mouse here? - Ooh, just one ear. - One ear of Mickey Mouse here? - Oh my god. - Oh my, I mean, a lot of people would be upset. - So what? - Right? - Oh god. - But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear. - Just one ear. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Big deal. - Yeah. I'm dying. I'm dying. I took my ear. I was sleeping. - Say that again. I can't hear you. - What? Oh yeah. Good one. - Okay. - What is that, kangaroos? Oh yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah, there's too many of them. There's crazy. - Crazy. - There's too many Chinese. We don't eat them. - Yeah. - Should. - That'd be good. - Well, is that like the old song going to eat the rich? Let's just eat the Chinese. - Dude, we went out, we were out in the mountains and there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me. - Well, you say we who? - My wife and my family. Well, and her family. - Great. What are you? I'm not accusing of anything. - Well, you say like, who's I? I was with the whole family. - Well, you could have been with your family as well. - Oh, yeah. We switched ears. We do that this year. That's all I wanted to know. What year was it? - It's their year. You're right. doing that again, I think. I think every year from now on, we're going to do double downs. You got to double down it. Yeah. I think I got it. My parents are getting older. So I got to do it. I want to see them more often. But we went up there to Utah. And it was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski this year. But my God, you feel bad. These people that go up there, their whole year, they wait to go up there. They get their kids. They spend all this money going to vacation. No snow. It's rain. You can't sticky. Oh, no. Oh, there's almost no. There was almost no snow there. Huh? You can't ski without snow. It's a big component. Yeah. Water ski. The lakes were frozen. Oh, there are. Yeah. Oh, this is double. You could ice skate. There we go. Why can't you do that? I would love to ice skate with you. I'm pretty good. Yeah. Well, don't pick. Oh, you know what? I fall. You laugh. It'll be there. I would love to go ice skating. I'd love to go ice skating with you. That's why. Speed skating, though. We would race. Can you ice skate? Okay. I can too. No. I can't do that. But we should try it. Yeah. How funny would we be in those outfits? Oh, that'd be so funny. With those long blades on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something Winter Olympics. Yeah. Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think. In Italy, I think. In Italy. Yeah. I think we should try it. We should try it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Winter Olympics. In Italy, I think. In Milan, maybe. Milan. How fucking cool. Invite us, NBC. From the Leslie Jones, did what? Look at these motherfuckers skin in this motherfuck. Yeah, but what did she do like that? Brazil or? Damn, these girls got big old ads. Back to you, bitch. Yeah. That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympic. Yeah, there she is. With Al Roker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And this is, you know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again. What? We're not right for this. We try to do these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's insane. Why are we doing this? Also, you have to edit yourself. You want to make it what you want. So many inappropriate jokes. Yeah. If you can't say anything. You can't say anything. By the way, we rewrote that. We just watched the, we were talking to a friend at the house when we were talking about vegetarian meals, like giving you farts, you know. And Portland, you had like the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this? No. And while they're in the middle of it, the woman's like, we notice some flatulation. Would you like to go on our fart, fart patio? Yeah. There's a patio just for people that are farting. And they're in full conversation as they're farting. Yeah. It's so dumb. Oh, if you do need to flanchulate, we have a designated area. Wait. So dumb. Dude, fart patio is brilliant. Wow. A little mustard seed? Apple for some reason. They are two of maybe the funniest. That show was so fucking funny. Yeah. It was like ahead of its time. It was really good. It was so good. I love him. Armason? Oh, yeah. I think she's fucking brilliant too. I mean, they're both geniuses. Where's the person? Oh. I don't know her. Famous guy, drop. Oh, Fred and I. I like him because I know him. No, that's not what it is. Was that what I was doing? 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? I can't say. Oh, then let's do a do over. Dude, this is so funny. Let's do a do over. I do it. And he's like. He doesn't use it. I didn't know doing that. Oh, really? Oh, okay. There's not a different thing. Fred Armason. A comedian, right? That we all know, right? As I know, Taylor Swift. Different. Different. Yeah. I've never brought. I don't bring it up. You bring it up. Yeah. And I love to bring it up. You name drop it. I don't think so. Yeah. I don't think so. Was that honest? You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do. Aside from that, where have I been named dropped? Qtis. You know who? Michael Bay. You know who from the meeting demands me. Yeah, dude. You name drop all time. Stop it. Stop it. So do you though. No. Yeah, you do. No. Who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private. Tell me a story. I don't want to bring it up. Go ahead, do it. I don't want to. Do it. You've been for Aniston and this and that, right? Yeah. You brought that story up. On this show? No, not out loud. So I just said, I tell you in private and then you bring it up on the show. I literally just said that. Yeah, but I'm just saying the app. No, no, no, no. The act of name dropping is something that you do. Okay, so time out. Yeah. You name drop in private way more than me. The win. We just don't talk about it on the show. I don't name drop at all, dude. Yes. You do. All right, so let's get this over it. You're obsessed with celebrity. Oh, god. Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, friend. That's what you should have said. Is that what I should have said? No, I just said, he's a genius and you go, he's a great guy. Yeah. Like, I know him. He's a guy. I know. We were saying, I don't know anything. No, I did a movie with them like six months ago. Another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work. It's not what it is. Fuck you, dude. Is that what it is? Yes, it is. I don't like that above itself. I'm never going to do it again. What was the name of the movie? Is it out? Green Day's movie. Yeah. Oh, right. That's a huge one. Yeah, yeah. No, there's a lot of people in that. Yeah. Like a ton of people are in this movie. Yeah, so what's it called? New Year's Rev right now. When does it come out? I don't know. But they missed their opportunity. It's New Year's. Maybe next New Year's. But I see a lot of clips going viral, by the way, from our good friend logic's movie that you are in. Oh, yeah. I like a lot of clips on the, have you seen this on the internet? A lot of them are being bounced around. Particularly the conversation with him and his father because his dad is a crazy character. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm barely in that. I have no lines. Shout out logic, though. We love him. I have no lines in it. I love logic. He's a great dude. Yeah, yeah. I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing. I wish I could have come up there. Well, you know what happened was I um. Spokane? Where was it? I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had fucking COVID. Oh, that's right. Right. And they go, you can't show up on set. I go, what do I do? Just stay, so I stayed in this hotel room for like five days. I remember, you were stuck. That's right. And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy? You can see her here. Call Santino, background guy. Right here, background guy. So I just kind of did it, but you know, I love logic a lot. That is great, dude. Yeah, yeah, it's a great dude. You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so sorry. Don't hit you. No, I don't. Well, you, you declined work. Declined work? Yeah, you do. No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way. The stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it. You should read it first. I don't read it. If it's bad, don't do it. But I just do. Well, I'll tell you how about this? You think I read "Crotty Ghost"? I got something big. Big of "Crotty Ghost"? Yeah, I'll do it. I got something big coming up. And I want to announce it. I'm very excited about it. I'm going to brag right now, guys. Big time. Go ahead. Big time. Go ahead. Huge for me. Go ahead. January. End of the month. My best buddy's going to be shooting a special at the Balboa Theatre. Okay. Four shows. Sold out. They're not sold out. Yeah, they are. They're all sold out. Are they sold out? Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live sold out. Balboa Theatre four shows. My guy. I looked. Click on them. How amazing. Okay. Are you excited? Well, here's the thing. Think about it. What do you mean you're not trying to think about it? Because I have what I have. Right. What? Why are you shaking your head? No. It's not sold out. Yes, it is. Look at those little blue spots. Brother, that's gone. That'll be gone in two days. Those are like reserve seats. It's sold out. I don't care about the back either. It's the wait. Are the whites the empty seats? Yeah. Are fucked. No, dude. He's kidding. It's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, man. Okay. Yeah. It's only the back row they bought. What the fuck? A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life. Yeah. Oh, which ones are the ones I have? Yeah. Okay. Can I just say this about the special look? Isn't that drive you nuts? By the way, when somebody is in your seat, when you get to a place, and you go, "Oh, those are our seats." And they're like, "They are." And you're like, "Yeah, come on, man. Let's not do this dance." Yeah. And they're like, "Um. I don't. I don't. I don't. I think that. Oh, let me see. Oh, let me look. And then they look and they go, "Oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah. We're way the fuck. We're all the way up there. Yeah. You're like, "You're fucking. What are you doing? You knew you were fucking." I know. I've sat in other people's seats. I've done that before. Yeah, but when you do it, you get up right. No, no, no. I've done it for years. We go to Dodger games. Yeah. We would sneak all the way down. We used to do that all the time. Yeah. And then when they come, they go, "You guys are supposed to go. You got it. You caught us." And then get up and go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, "Oh, it's just. Where is it?" Yeah, yeah. You fucking know. Yeah. We sneak down. You know, that's like a part of the game, you know? On TikTok, I saw a woman. She was a little drunk. And she got. She sits in a first class seat. She's in college. The first class guy comes up and goes, "Hey, I think that's my seat." And she goes, "Well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket and I decided I'm going to sit here." And what? That's got to be a sketch. Talk space, you know. I'm going to talk to you right now about it. Right? I've had a lot of trauma growing up and if I held that in my body, body keeps its score. Okay, body keeps the score. 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I'd like to oh, you don't want to move I don't think I'm gonna because I can't I hear first. Oh, you got here first. Yeah. Are you a little intoxicated, ma'am? Yeah, I have drank some brandy. Well, how about this you go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong And I'll I'll give you drinks the whole flight. Yeah, I'm I'm not moving. I'll give you drinks all flight He read can I call you read please you fucking freak whoa you read ahead of freak of nature listen here, Connie chunk. Are you racist? Yeah, okay, okay? Okay, okay, listen You what army is gonna move me from my seat Ice the red marmy ice army. I'm I they did eventually kick her out. You got it. It's fucking insane But I but here's what I don't get though. It was a white lady. Okay, right? It could be other races better not attack the white I know what I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video which bothered me that white women all are entitled no I'm not saying that I just she just happened to be but but when it's mixed with white It's a little bit more bothersome to me Right No, actually if it was any other race You would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter. Yeah, I think that's oh. Yeah, yeah, but I just wanted to like how's your eyes out? She's like I'm hanging in there. Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like I bought a coach seat. Go back Yeah, I mean or well or go. Hey, you can have it just pay me the difference in the fair Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's an I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go do that You would do that. I don't think so if they had a cash. No, be a fun story You know, yeah, you're flying to Australia No, I mean yeah, yeah insane insane. I don't know if you know I could I could do that flight again Yeah, I know I love it down there. That's so it was so long. It was like it's so long You feel like you wasted a port part of your life Like when you land you're like I think I'm much older now We order flight together and you both first class. I never saw you the whole time. Yeah, it's 15 hours Yeah, 15 oh we never even saw each other the whole time. Well because it's exhausting and then bur was on the flight You're right. Oh, yeah bills. Yeah, yeah and a flight and then it's like I Saw him one time he was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up go to the bathroom so I can say hi You got up to say hi. Yeah, I didn't have to pee or anything. I just say I'm gonna wait in line of the bathroom when he gets up Well, I want to say hi. That sounds so creepy I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi because I knew that what it was gonna happen There's plans gonna like because he was in front of me, right? Yeah, that he was gonna I mean, you know, he gets an escort. Yeah a group of people go come like this with you know, I mean it's funny how he does We we don't we would never get we don't have an escort. Oh, well, he has parallel sketch escorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, different kinds. Yeah, yeah, but so I waited he got out and then I said oh, I was surprised do bill I go bill So nervous. Hey, buddy. What's going on? You know, I mean this and that you know, I mean, but I purposely could get that you've never done that To say hi to bill. No, just in general like oh, got up Put yourself okay, but I can't but I can't believe I haven't shared this story tell me you want the biggest name drop of all tell me I Think I told you child in the middle I Got to meet somebody for five seconds. I know what is I told you didn't I I know I know it was about to happen You never told me that you actually I did it. I met President Obama. That's amazing. Wow. It was fucking insane My buddy whose friends with him was like hey, man When are you back in town from Vegas and I was like oh Monday night? He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like why he's like I'm playing golf with Obama and I was like no He's like I swear to God and I was like well, what I'm What I mean what am I gonna do like say say hi? And he's like yeah, if you like I'll introduce you So I go over there. Are you wearing a golf uniform? No, I'm just dressed nice. Okay, cuz I'm not playing or not I go over there to say I go over there to say hi and They're done and I'm kind of like hanging around and this was like a moment in time that blew my mind. He was like Walking around the secret service. They're done. They're about to leave and you know, like secret services everywhere. It's crazy and My buddy Sees me makes eye contact because I told him I said dude if it's not a thing don't I don't need to I don't want to bother you I'm forced to the situation. No, and I don't want to make him be like what yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, he gives a shit about who gives a shit. Yeah, yeah, and then he looked at me made eye contact and even like this And then I'm not kidding dude. What your friend did that. Yeah, he saw me. I thought Barock did that. No Dave no, I said about Dave Your mind is gonna be blown go ahead because he fucking he goes like this and he like ushers him to me Which was like I was almost laughing He's like usharing him towards me like around people like people are kind of waiting Wow, and he goes I would like to introduce you to your buddy mine, Andrew Santino comedian, Chicago Illinois, and I said I loaded this up. I said Mr. President. It's an honor to meet you and he goes I know who this guy is and I was like get The fuck out of here. He literally goes. I know who this guy is. No, how does my Fred Armasen story? Did that dude? Oh my god, we chatted about Chicago for five seconds and I said it's an absolute pleasure and honor to meet you not I don't want to waste any any more of your time. You said that. Yeah. Oh my god. I said it's an Pleasure and an honor to meet you. Yeah, I don't want to waste any. No, will you nervous? No, because it was kind of like he was his He's extremely disarming. He's so like even though he is you know this figure He's a historical figure. No, but I'm saying he's so cool. It's like meeting John Adams or you know me or like you know what it's all revered or Yeah, I met Paul revered like who could say that? Yeah, I mean, it's like meeting Obama. He was so fast on the horse You know, I barely met him. There you go. Bye Paul. I met the horse What just meet the horse? Yeah, it just be the horse. Yeah. Yeah. No, he was very cool. Just his vibe. He was cool He was very nice. He wasn't like it didn't feel heavy. I mean, it's like the difference. Yeah, you know me in of a caliber Well, we're not friends. I just got to say hello to the man. I know, but the situations that you're in are so much different than situation Yeah, I mean, I would like trolls and stuff. That's what I mean. Well, if you weren't such a fucking recluse Maybe yeah, if you got up get out and did something you'd meet people. Okay But anyway, so wow, and then you shook his hand. Yeah soft He dap me up. Oh Dude, that's the real shit. That's right. Is that the real shit? That's a good stuff. What's up? But you have to be introduced what if you're pumped if you're introduced to buy another buy a black person Oh, your friend was black Oh, did you assume? Yeah, is it some of that we know is something I know - you definitely don't know this guy Okay, is this because you don't have any black friends? Is that what this is? I have black friends are they all white in your mashup? The guy who you called him like disdassani Jones. You didn't even know his name You're like your sonny Jones Anyway, wow, that's a really that's a life experience that you know Honestly, it was a it was a moment my day where I was like this is maybe it's incredible Yeah, congratulations fault four seconds of time and I literally said I don't want to waste any more time Yeah, it was like oh, man. We gotta go. It's always go good. Yeah, but he chatted about Chicago for a hot second I mean I had RFK junior on Tiger belly. That's the Fowl farther. So I think I'll go politically It's a pleasure to be Joe. Yeah, that's what it was, but no, it was incredible moment in my life Wow, yeah, honestly, it was like one of those things. I was fucking awesome Just got to all I wanted you to say hi to the guy like hey, man Wow, it was cool. Yeah, and then we when you on the drive home Mm-hmm. What were you thinking? I call well, I call my parents. Yeah, it's fucking it was cool It was a cool moment time. It was one of those congratulations. Yeah stays with me. It's huge And you know what the best part was yeah, no photo It's so funny. You knew what I was gonna say it was great because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture Yeah, and I was like he's not gonna like that So they shut it down good not him, but other people are like no, no, no, no, yeah, don't don't do it Yeah, yeah, enjoy the moment He gets pictures probably up the kazoo well think about this people take photos of him everywhere he is Yeah, yeah, so you know how many times in public? He sees someone like yeah Yeah, yeah, how many people do that all day? Yeah, yeah, so like enjoy the moment It's a memory. I was nervous at the very beginning and then he disarms you you know what it made me feel like You know when you're like when someone's like Someone go you get nervous before you go on stage and you go well, I'm anxious. I'm not like nervous I'm like excited. Yeah, I kind of get like like I want to jump out of a fucking skin sure and the moment you get on and say something It's like gone You know, I mean like that Heidi like is gone when you start doing the job that we do it felt the same way And then he got to me and it was like this is gonna sound corny But you do get why some people Fucking get that kind of status you talk to a guy for five seconds. You're like I get it this guy's fucking oh yeah Yeah, I got all you're born with that. He's got all the pieces. It figured it out. You got to have the pieces By the way, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet there's a reason yeah, dude Yeah, yeah, get there is great. There is crazy. It's a prime level in terms of politics any president you would meet you go Oh, this is fucking yeah, except for Ford Yeah Fuck Ford get fuck nerd. Yeah No, no, you would you'd feel the same way about anybody. Yeah, it was wild. I thought I told you No, I told told you I was gonna have maybe no you were on your way to go right I was telling you I was going You're not gonna believe where I'm going but I did say to you. I did say I bet I won't get to meet him Yeah, but then I said to you make sure you call me after you do it and you never did I call mine I called everybody else. Yeah, I know Yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like wow. Why do you think I held it for this? Yeah for the show, okay Wow, I knew you were going he goes I remember he goes. Hey, where's Bobby? No, you don't know how fucking amazing if dude Also, when he said I know this guy I thought I got this He's definitely got to be plugged into the internet world his kids a director his daughter's a director, right? Yeah Aren't they both in the business? Yeah, yeah, Malia is yeah, yeah, dude. They're plugged in Well, I just did a show that they produced yeah, so they're plugged in man. Yeah, they know what's good I mean he was yeah, he knows and I literally thought you know I mean when I got the offer for the show they go the Obama's are producing it and I go I'm In I'm doing it. It's an offer they go. Yeah, and I show up out in the fucking nowhere land and thinking that they're gonna be there They're gonna be there It'd be cool if they did I know, but they're not gonna be there. I just showed up. It was just a good regular shoot With regular people. Oh my god gifts gifts gifts gifts gifts. Gifts jingle Whoa Dude, so what is this is what they were talking about? Yeah, it works just Wi-Fi anywhere You know what the best part about this is we bought these no you didn't I promise who paid for these we got it I'm out and it's not gonna come from y'all so no way. We didn't buy this promise. No, no, we made sure that you didn't who paid for it Seven X oh Yeah, that he said and so we paid for it. We paid for You we paid for these no, I'm kidding. This is so this is a great gift. This is very nice I don't know how to do I just put my PlayStation. It's really easy. It's like setting up a night out You know, I'm nervous about this what about using these now. Why did you see that clip about? About Kamala and wired headphones This is gonna fuck you up Thank you so much. This is great guys. This is so nice and you can play any PlayStation game It's got the same effects and this is very cool you guys. Thank you so very much. It's really good Click on. Yeah, click on this listen to this clip So she got a lot of shit for like wearing these wired headphones She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that She's like I served on the intelligence committee. I've literally never heard anyone's music throughout fucking your air pod No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation. How? Well, because it's why this is Bluetooth. What are they? Who are they you after X from X-Men? I mean like how do you do it? Professor X is down in the He does live in the subway, and you know why he lives down there. It's not ADA compliant. Okay, anyway. He can't get back up You don't want them when you go down. You don't want those eggs. No, I do man. I'm just having fun on the show Having fun on the show. I thought you're being serious. No, dude. Yeah, cuz if you don't want them, I'll take them just making a bit for the show Okay, okay, good bit. Yeah, thanks for killing it. Yeah, I destroyed it. No, it's okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, no Yeah, good-top stuff. You got any New Year's resolutions. This is the thing that people, you know people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit Well, I'm not I don't know man. I don't think I do. You don't want to change anything Not really know. Hmm. I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here. That's great. Yeah, you have any? Oh, yeah, give me one. I hope to find the cure for cancer by March Did you say that's bullshit I know but then I can make it up. Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is is making stuff It's kind of what we're doing here Dennis. Yeah, okay. It's kind of what we're doing here Dennis. Yeah, I'm gonna make short stilt See funny is that funny funny. Yeah, I think they're too long You know when you see them they're too long. Yeah, I mean have them lay me two feet off the ground. They are too long Yeah, they're still too long. Have you ever seen painter stills? Yeah, those those are tiny they have them already Bob They have what short stilt. Yeah, they're there. Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm talking about the way, you know, oh that that oh they are short fuck Man, your ideas are just getting taken. They're taking all right What is she doing? Like will they have it just a child on stilts for no reason and by the way the mom was like I know you hate it just take the photo I'm gonna do man is flavored yogurt They got it. I don't think you do they have it Yomayo Yomayo, they already have it. God everything has been on shark tank already. Yeah. Yeah Okay, let's think of a something off. Let's create something here. I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah We're gonna manufacture we're gonna let's do make a shoe company and we only sell left shoes No rights. Oh, that's good and it's called no rights. You have no rights You have no rights. Yeah, yeah, and all the pro rights. Yeah, that's good. This is good. See if I have that no rights only left shoes Just this guy selling his yeah, that's already he's doing it dude. No One foot oh for people it's just one foot. Yeah, there we go. They already have it. See though. You can't come out with it All right, how about this shark? By the way, yeah, that is so incredible because somebody at one point was like I only need one Yeah, yeah, just give me one Yeah, yeah, I don't have a let my left foot. Yeah They call me loopie. I used to dance in circles shark shark skinned COVID mask. Oh, shark skin COVID mask. I guarantee you there's no way they got that Huskin COVID mask got that right here That's the whole shark head. I'm yeah, it's you Canada. They have I gotta tell you shark head is way cooler. Yeah, you come over No, wait, wait, go to all and see if they really sell it. Yeah, yeah, shark skin COVID mask. No, we could be good I think we're good with that. I think I don't know it's gonna give a good protection You know, but still still yeah, yeah Half a hula hoop a hula a hula just a hula a hula half a hoop hula half hoop hula half a hoop Half a hoop. - Yeah. - Like skip it, remember skip it? - Yeah, I don't think it exists. - No, there's no problem. - I think we got it. - It wouldn't work though, that's the only problem. - Somebody would find it. - You need the second half of the hoop for it to work. - Somebody would find it away. - Yeah, yeah. - Well there's a wheel, there's a way. Oh look at this, go back to that photo. Look at that. - It's so beautiful. - Martin Luther King. - Yeah. - Ah, have a dream. - Yeah. - One day my brothers and sisters will be hooping in the park. - Zoom in in the park. - Yeah, zoom in that photo. (laughing) - What do you think that black guy's thinking? - I can't wait to steal her hulu. (laughing) - Yeah, that's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. - He's looking at the cameras like damn they got me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll just about to steal that bitch's hulu hoop. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, that's one of the things. - Look at zoom in, he's looking right at the camera. - Yeah. - He's looking, shit they got me. - Or he's thinking the bitches I like wouldn't use a hulu hoop. (laughing) They're too fat. (laughing) That's what he's thinking. - He's like an eight year old boy. (laughing) - Mama, why you got me? - Yeah, yeah. - I've never seen a black guy hulu hoop. - Can black guys, he's Googling. I knew he was gonna go and go and go and go and go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Black guy hulu hoop video. - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay. - Oh, they do, they do. - They do? - Yeah, yeah. - Uh oh, let's see it. - Whoa. - Wow. - Oh, 'cause there's dancing involved. - Oh, wow. - That's why. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing. - Black guys vote hulu hoop unless there's dancing baby. - Yeah. (laughing) - That's cool though, he could dance with it. That's incredible. - That's so funny. - It's so good. Whoa dude, yeah. - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Don't know, I heard your cousin hulu hoop. Oh, but he'd be dancing hulu hoop. (laughing) He hulu dancing and that motherfucker. - Oh, get it boy. Oh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool. - Yeah, they look. - Oh, it's unbelievable. - Do a white guy fucking hulu hoop it. Go to white guy hulu hooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hulu hoop. Yeah, white guy's gotta be working out while these hulu hooping. - Yeah, there we go. - Yeah, fuck yeah dude. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's pretty cool though. That is pretty cool. - I don't know. - Yeah, I've never seen a black guy hop scotching. - Black guy's hop scotch? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, they do when they're kids. - No, as an adult. - Adults don't hop scotch. - Oh, hop scotch all day. - You be hop scotching? - Yeah, I be hop searching all day, dude. What's side? - I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. We love you. We're excited to see where this year goes. - What a great episode. - Okay. (laughing) - So much. - What a good time. Good chemistry, you know what I mean? - Bap, bap, bap, bap, back and forth, you know what I mean? - Cruising. - Cruising, machine will move. And, you know what I mean? What's hot, hot? We learn all that. Straight up, straight up, you know what I mean? - I hope everyone's having a great new year. - I want everyone to do that. - And most importantly, yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)