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>> What's up everybody? You're welcome to the flagrant Shibuya Shotsi, Alex media, Markie Gags in the building. And Miles Media. >> And Miles Media. >> Oh, sorry, Miles Media. Miles Media, Miles Media. >> Okay, guys. >> In here. >> I love that. >> Give yourself a drop. Give yourself a drop one, sir. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Let's go. >> Fuck. >> It's funny. Come on. >> Fuck. >> That's why it is there. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> It was already there. >> It was a moment, bro. >> Yeah. >> Come on. >> And Shouts of Robert Kelly, because he had a whole special, I think, named after this. >> Yes, the final fat. >> The final fat. >> Yeah. >> Robert Kelly. >> The hilarious community. But yeah, you asked me if I'm getting to this point where I'm like, I'm not going to lose the weight again. >> Mm-hm. >> You just said you gained weight. You were just like, yeah, I got to a point where I'm getting to tell pounds. >> It's the point where it's like, if I have pizza, it's like a two-week stint of pizza. >> No, it's like it stays on me for weeks. >> Mm-hm. >> I used to have like, I used to be like, when I was a kid, it was like, three shits I'd be back in shit. >> No, I didn't keep telling this lie. You've never been in shape. >> I'm sorry. >> Yeah. >> But never like, you used to think you had abs at a certain point. >> There's one picture of him. He's in the towel. >> Right. >> It's like kind of boy. It's like super far away. >> Fuck you. >> No, I'm back in you up. I'm back in you up. >> There was a picture. >> The time when you were in far away. >> It was a different time. It was in 1900s. It was difficult. >> The time when you were on the island with a Duval and no shirt, it was just like no arms and you were like flexing. >> This is a New Yorker. >> No, who look worse, him or Duval and Duval looks like an alien. >> New Yorkers, what? >> Duval, you got to take that. >> I don't know, sorry. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Duval, I don't talk to you like that, bro. >> Come over here and smack the shit out. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> What are your chocolate? >> Pain in nails and opinions. >> Yeah. >> You got this guy opinion. >> Pain in his face. >> Pain in his face. >> Pain in deflection. >> No, bro. >> You look good now. I was just giving you a compliment. >> I'm not taking no compliments now. >> And then you just start to say. >> I didn't say that. >> I'm here with Alex, I'm here with Mark, we're also here with Miles. And we're just going to start up by saying one nice thing about each other. >> All right. >> All right. >> All right. >> You start. >> Okay. >> That was a discount. >> No, that was a discount. >> You took that up. >> You took that up? >> Probably, Miles. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I will start. >> Okay. >> You look better with less muscles. >> Okay. >> No, because that's an insult. >> Why? >> You're not an insult. >> You're framing like it's a good thing. >> I don't think I've lost muscle. >> You were like, you were aqua man for a minute dude. >> Yeah. >> There was a moment where you were like really beefy and like strong. >> I talked to Chad. >> Yeah. >> You said that I still have the strength. I just needed to lose weight. >> What if you cut out? >> You cut out exercise? >> No. >> To be like. >> I had a kid. >> It's like -- >> And then I'm shocked. >> But you don't look like the heroin has hit yet. >> Come on. >> Come on. >> It's like this. >> Just see. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, you go. >> But you miraculously -- >> The heroin is close. >> You lost. >> You lost. >> You lost. >> How much power? How many pounds of muscle? >> No. I've gained muscle probably. >> You just can't see it because I'm bulking. >> I mean, come on. East Asian lie. >> I'm bulking. >> I'm too close. >> I'm concerned about a weather that will like expose my body. Like I'm wearing like hoodies to the gym and shit and there will be like 16. I'll be like, I'm keeping his mouth on my head. Because it's like if I got a tight shirt under your start to see the belly. >> Are you going to do t-shirt or the pool or something? >> No, I can't. >> If you could. >> I will. >> I'll push you in if you want. >> You're going to be like duh. >> I'll push you in. >> And then feel like, why are you wearing a shirt? No, I don't push me in. >> Duh has so much confidence with the worst body. It's like he has huge fat tits and hips, he's like the women he thinks. >> He looks like he can do one of those dances that his people do. >> The belly dancing. >> Yeah. >> He's like, he's built like a belly game. >> But it doesn't shake. It just shits. >> My god. >> But he's so confident. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's awesome. >> He looks good. >> I want to say something nice about you. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Mm-hm. >> I like your metal. >> You're like a Harley-Davidson inspired WTF media merch. >> Yes. >> Thank you. >> I assume it's Harley inspired? >> No. >> Or Piker gang inspired? >> Godspeed. >> And it's a brand that they have graphic tees similar to this. >> Mm-hm. What do you think they're inspired by? You fucking idiot. >> Yeah. >> I can't. >> No. >> This is not the only design they do. >> They know. >> That was five seconds before an insult. >> Yeah. >> I was trying to be positive. Well, that's awesome. You did the Godspeed thing. >> That's really good. >> Yeah. >> And I like it. >> Black brand, you know. >> Is it? >> I like the copy of Black brand. >> You know. >> Are you giving them a piece? >> Yes. >> So you're just ripping off. >> Yes, yes, yes. >> You're ripping off other Black brands. >> Yes, yes. >> I got it. >> Okay. >> I've got it in 20 and 26 week in live now. >> How far off are we from like a micro-dosing, micro-dosing? >> Mm-hm. >> Micro-dosing? >> Okay. >> I'm like. >> Hey, the fat drug. >> Oh, close. Do you want? >> I mean, he's on it already. >> Yeah. >> Wait, wait, wait. Why isn't that the inception of the drug? I don't want to take away my whole appetite. I don't want to change everything. Take away dessert. Take away bread. You're not on it yet. >> No, but I'm so close to doing all the drugs. Where? >> Guys, guys, let me tell you something. Let me tell you what's like. >> I'm going to be a peptide king. >> It should be 40 years old and to have children. I don't know a single guy that is my age that is not bring up peptides within the first three minutes of every composition. >> Yeah. It's going to kill us off. >> Do you think? >> I'm on the NAD. >> You are on the NAD? >> Yeah. >> I just don't think it's free, bro. I don't. Yes, I'm free. Neither is alcohol, and neither is coffee. >> Yeah, exactly. >> Neither is heroin. >> Okay. >> I'm not on heroin. >> All right. I think you're -- no, no, no, no. It's not heroin. >> What is it? >> But this is the most -- if we can be the most insulting to Mark, it's you've lost all of your gains. >> Yeah. >> All of your gains. >> You need to get a picture of his gains, dude. There is a picture of him coming out of the pool. >> Yeah. >> This is like -- >> This is like Keeks just for fucking July. >> Goodness. >> Yeah. >> This is like 20 H. >> When you couldn't do a pull-up. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> You're back in Pittsburgh when you can't do the -- you can't do the monkey box. >> Yeah. >> That happened. >> We're going in cycles, bro. >> What company is going to sell the GLP one, the VAT shots, where it just takes -- what if it could take away specific meals? >> That's what I'm saying. What? >> What do you mean not like bread? >> It made sugar taste bad. >> What do I imagine that? >> Isn't that what I'm saying? >> It is. >> Yes, it is. >> Yes, it is. >> Oh, yes, yes. >> Yes. >> What is this? >> Don't post this. >> Brother. >> Brother. >> Brother. >> Brother. >> That's not come for me. >> What does it mean? >> It's this fucking thing. >> Who said that? >> Who said that? >> Don't talk about penis like that. >> David had this cute up and just said it to me immediately. >> Oh, David is so good. >> David is so good. >> Maybe I'm going to be dead serious right now. Is that you? >> Yes, that's me from before I had a child. >> No, but this is a real image. >> That's a real image or is that a chat to be the image? >> It's a real image. >> You have fallen. >> Yeah, I know. >> No, no, no, no. >> David said it. >> That's a perfect body. >> This is a background on his own. >> Before and after. >> I didn't know you declined this much. >> No, I'm going to come back. I'm going to circle back on that. >> That's not you. >> Look at him on the road. You see all the fucking veins. It needs to pop it out. >> That's not you. >> Is that chat to be T or not? >> No, he was on a test right here. >> Unfortunately, that was me. >> He was on a test. >> That was me and my glory. >> Holy moly. >> What happened? >> I don't think I ever had a test. >> He was on a test. >> A little test? >> No. >> No, you can't because that's too much of balls. >> You're mad vascular, bro. >> Crazy vascular. >> No. >> No, but not the good guy. >> Oh, nothing. >> No. >> That's like the crisp on wall or whatever it is, maybe. >> That should make me uncomfortable. >> No, but the type that you about to kill your wife yourself right before. >> No, I've not just been why I never had a body like that. >> This is it. >> This is it. >> He's like an action figure. Like this is an insane body. >> Yeah, this is what happens when you have kids. It's just all falls apart. >> My literal thought was like, I want to get in shape one time before I never get in shape. >> Yo, why are you blaming your kids, bro? >> It's a trade, bro. >> No, it's a trade. It's a trade, bro. I'm telling you. >> If there's, you've always had this before kids. >> I never had this. >> Yes. >> I've never had this. >> Yo, I'm telling you. >> You never had that. >> My belt has made a leather, right? >> You've never liked this. >> Can I make this point please? >> Can I make this point? >> My belt has made a leather. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Leather stretches. Like, you know how you have a belt for a year. It no longer fits you. >> This shit fits perfect. >> I haven't even moved or not. >> You're stretching with it. >> I'm stretching with the belt. Look at that. Like, do you think this is-- >> That's a good shape. >> Did you just see the picture before? >> Can we just hold on. Hold on. I know you're making your point here. But that's good shape. And I'm having a King Cake in New Orleans. >> Yeah. >> That's good shape. >> It's good. >> I would die to have that back. I would do anything you have to have that back. >> I put this side by side with fucking Wolverine Mark for a second. >> No, I'm not saying I'm Mark. I'm not saying I'm Mark. >> Like, that's good shape. >> Yo, Mark. >> You can get nutted in. >> No. >> I don't know. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> No. >> I have a luster. >> Boom. >> Boom. >> Boom. >> Notting me more. >> No. >> Holy shit. I'm trying to put some ice skates in there. >> What is that? >> No. >> No. >> That body is crazy. >> It's like that rivalry, the hockey show right there. >> Yeah. >> You got one at O's. >> Okay. For the record, I just want to see. >> Hey, Benz watch that show. >> Fuck out of here. >> And what a hit. >> Fuck out of the name of it. >> Fuck out of here. >> Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Also for the record, my 13 year old nephew started listening to this program. Mm-hmm. Like he talked to me when I was down in Florida. He was about what? What's his name? I don't know his name. Oh, I can't say his name. That's the family. Is it your auntie's name? Yes. Alright. Your auntie's name. Your uncle could get nutted. Okay. No, I know. No, you can't. Uncle, your uncle could catch the full load. Is it inappropriate? And you keep pumping. You're even stopped. I'm gonna ask. Full load keep pumping. You keep pumping until there's nothing left. What the fuck? So, everyone's in shape. So, everybody's in the shape. So, we only got one picture of me with a king-cake. I'm just saying. That's the only pictures we have is me with a king-cake. At the time, what is his book? Does Alex Media have really a 9.5 picture? Yeah. Yeah, baby. The sun. It was the next and click on that spot. No, they were a garrot. Look over. No, go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. Hey, and you look so short. And you are so short. And you don't even count your in shape. I can take that. Because if you look, if you look, if you look, if you look, that's, that's right. Now, you're falling off from it. Yeah. Al Farrell, you can show out with that Logan because then he looks like a normal sized person. You look miniature. Yeah. I'm that one. Okay. Can you zoom in? Look how close your tits are to your belly button. That's not normal. You shouldn't have that little distance between. Can you put your nipple in your belly button? I know it sucks that you've never looked good. It must suck. So I'm married. I got kids. Yeah. So what about before? That's a face swap, too. You don't have that type of chin. You're like, yeah. Look at that. That guy's in good shape. Look at that, bro. Who's happy? Who's happy? Who's happy, you think? One of them, one of them whales that will catch a rugby ball, and you've seen the ball. Yeah. Well, yeah. Get a balloon. Get a balloon. Damn, bro. I want to say it's because I got kids, but I didn't have anything. I had no excuse to not be in shape. We all had the same exact time to work out. Goddamn, Al. You're a good shape. Mark looks better. Objective. Yeah, but that's right. That's right. But he also has a better pose. You're posing too flat. Yeah, that's true. You don't got to bring up the picture to balloon. Jogi. Jogi. Jogi. Jogi. Jogi. I'm looking at the blue guys. No, you can bring it up. Bring it up. Let me see. Let me see what it looks like. No, Mark, you used to look good though. Yeah, no. It's just, and that's just, you put it up on the wall and you say, all right, that was me. You said you didn't. I didn't know where to ask you blue. You said you didn't know where to ask you blue. I've seen how jacked a blue is. Why do you work it so hard to help a Joey right now? Now this is all what we're just going to catch. Listen to cash and nine to five. It's how you survive. I'm not trying to survive. I'm trying to live to the limit and live a lot. We just have to see this every day. Jay Z lyric in front of my own car. This is fly. I ain't going to shame me for this one. I stand on this one. I want to read some of the comments, gassing you up. This is like, you know, tell them folk living lavish, still granted like on broke, black excellence. That's a flick. Flick guys, quick tour update. Um, finally, after a year and a half, we're getting back out there on the road. I'm very excited. We posted a couple cities. We posted a tampon salt lake. Man, thank you guys so much for selling out those shows. Anybody who reached out, you know, asking if we're going to add more shows in those cities. It is possible. If we do, I'll make sure I post on my Instagram or something like that. But thank you so much. We just added Denver and Virginia Beach as well. I'm sure we'll add some more cities coming up as we, you know, start to put together this, this, this next hour, man, to figure out what this tour is going to be like. So I'm excited to come see you guys once again. I'll probably post on my Instagram before adding more shows or most cities coming up. But the Andrew Shulls dot com. If you want to grab tickets for those places, Mark, what you got April 23rd Providence Road Island. Yeah, baby. Yeah, comedy connection. And then Thanks. And then Plano, Texas later this year, Mike drop in Chandler, Pasadena, California, San Diego and Detroit, as well as the monthly show that I do with my good pal. David Sanchez and Joey Avery at Maryland's cold static hat that is on April 28th, April 20th. Yes. And that's it for me. Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York, Zelda mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day, comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue, just plump, Dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Maybe it's Maybelline. Yeah, would you take peptides? Would I? Okay. Well, why would you not stop me right now? No, no, no, no, no, really? What else going to be sure three on it? No, no, no. You took a fake pick with Rihanna. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding? Wait, hold on. Go down. No, Joey. Yeah. Joey. He gone. He gone out a little more. And there you go. It was able fruits. I think Look at the exact day. Oh, she has a birthday as well. All right. That's why. Yeah, it was fun for the grand. That's a great ass. Photoshop. It was April. Oh, and then this is the time where you told them to put dicks on my Instagram. Oh, it's so far. For about a year. It's my fault for a year. I was getting eggplants and people are sending me dick picks. Because yeah, I said that on the pocket. That's so funny. How? How? I thought it was April. I thought it was. It was the knee jerk reaction. That picture is from 476 weeks ago. As a knee jerk reaction. Oh, no, that was April. I thought it was something. I know I did it for a reason, but I guess just, you know, get my shit off. - I think it's February 28th. - Yeah. - Black history, man. - Black history. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Black history. - And people expect on April fools, you do on February 20th, who sees that going, right? - Yo, can we shut up, Mark? - No, I'm agree with you. Mark, I'm bailing you out. - Can we, can we free, I've got five pictures up. - Can we free Christine Ohm's husband real quick? Can we just free him real fast? Is that, you know, get some, get some picks up, dude. - Can we stop saving this guy, bro? - I'd look like him. (laughing) - When I saw that picture of him in the cities, I was like, this is me in the mirror now. (laughing) Like, that's what I looked like. That's what I'm putting on that t-shirt before I go to bed. - I know. - Some nipples is like Caspa Telli. (laughing) You know, that's funny. - Yo, that's funny. - Can you explain to me what this absolute saint is doing? - Oh, poor guy. - And what type of new phrase is that with the face? Like, is that some type of magnification? - No, no, but like the clavicular sayings. Like, what does that have a name for that type of face when somebody's doing that face? - That face, I can't. - No, no, no. - I mean, maybe, maybe. - From Magan to some shit like that. - Duck lips, Maxson? - Yeah, he might be Duck Maxson. He might be DSL Maxson, right? - DSL Maxson. - Yeah, okay. - So what's the deal? Like, he's just into cross-dressing and that's, and he's being shamed for this? - Yeah, he's into this as kind of his like, his little kink. And apparently he's been going on for a long time. He's married to Christy Noam, former head of the DHS. - Is it Jumanji back there? - Yeah, we just, they're doing some construction. - Okay. - They're constructing something. - It just sounds, not part of our studio. - Good taste, something else. - Yeah. - That does sound like my pump. - I was like, I'm right here. - Oh, you see, hey, hey, hey, you got my pump. - You got my pump. - Yeah. - I was like, wait, I'm not fucking up. - I'm not fucking right here. - You sure? - He's playing my shit. - Wait, did he fall back? - Did he? - Somebody's playing my head somewhere. (laughing) - I was like, that's on my branch too, fuck. - And this is how it feels to be your neighbor, man. - Yeah, yeah. - I think about that. - Hell, you're short-shroken. - This is like towards that when you're on this branch. (laughing) - Yo, do you try to like, like slow and do all the rhythm and all that kind of stuff? - It depends how I look. - I'm just trying to laugh. - If I look like Brian here, then no. But if I'm looking like old Baluga more. - Would you fuck different when you were in really great shape? - Yeah, I think so. - You kind of feel yourself. You know, you get a mirror on the side, you're like, "Ooh, what good?" - Oh yeah, a mirror top. - But then now you see a mirror and you're like, "Oh my God, what is that guy doing to that girl?" (laughing) - Yeah. - He's here selling a mirror and they're like, "Oh, loud." - Yeah, the mirror is insane. - Yeah, you need mirrors all around the house. It keeps you looking better than that. - It keeps you in check, right? - Yeah, it does. - What is better than that? (laughing) - I was such an unnecessary thing. - He would encourage you to like, he's feeling not out, bro. - Yeah. - Yeah, you need some of that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Give me a little bit. - Come on, you always tell your wife, bro. - He finished, by the way. - She had a kid too. - And, you know, she's doing what she got to do. - What do you owe? - The fuck you talking about? - What do you owe? - I'm keeping myself out of your life. - I look good for my wife. She look good for me. - Shulta's a knuckle deep in his own thoughts. (laughing) - God damn, Shulta. - That's how I judge my fat. How far my anger goes in my own belly part. - Watching you talk. - Oh, I'll check right now. - Are you being good? - A little nutritionist. - Ah, that's shit. - You bring clients in, you're like, all right, let me take a look. Take a look. You think, ah, I got about nothing deep, yeah. - Oh, I know that knuckles probably smells disgusting. - No, my belly button doesn't smell. - Really? - Yeah, I've heard people say that. - No, smell it. - Come on, you white. I do that type of shit. - No smell. - Yeah, I don't know. - I'm honest about smells. Can we acknowledge that? - Why did I buy you here? - No, my ear doesn't smell, my, obviously my farts and that kind of shit. - Yes, but like, no, none of this other stuff, this like belly button smell, I didn't know that that was a real thing. - Somebody said that the other day, like, oh, what is your belly button smell like? I'm like, what is that? - Yeah, nah, so you get in there when you wash? - Yeah. - It's not lethal. (laughing) - Oh, we say like that, like, we get in there. - I don't think I get in there. - Don't we all? - Don't we all? - Why are you scrubbing it with the loofah? - I was like, when you asked me about the reality picture just now, come on, baby, I can't do this. - Yeah, you let the suds get in there. You let the suds get in. - You really in shape for no reason, huh? - For my wife. - I keep it together. - She not cold. - Come on. - She not from America, bro, like, you have even more. - Even more, I gotta keep it in shape. - Why? - Because they used to people being in shape for no. - But they don't say? (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't know. - I'm actually looking right now. - I might be going over there. - You going to Spain? - Fuck outta here. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It might be able to reach Spain. - Yeah, but right now they fucking with Trump a little bit too much. They gotta chill out. - What you mean? - Like they not letting us land on their bases. They're not trying to help at all. - So that makes you safe from Iran, but it might not make you safe from-- - From America. - Yeah, yeah. - Stop it in New Guinea. - Yeah, yeah. - No, we can't be dropped. We can't. - We can't in New Spain. - Oh, yeah. We're recording this Tuesday. - For you, by the way, if anything happens tonight, yeah. If the world is over tonight, we're going to still upload it. (laughing) - Yeah, my mom. - I'll figure that out. - I mean, not gonna mouse door with my fucking leg hanging on. Just like, yo, get that episode up and make sure it starts with your-- what's up with-- - Sounded different Patreon or regular episodes. - Yeah. - It's the same shit. - Type shit. - Type shit. - But yeah, Spain wouldn't be too bad. But in order to keep your girl happy, you just need to keep up with the level of fitness in Spain. Like, you don't need to be like diesel diesel. - Oh, yeah. - That average Spanish guy just is regular. - Yeah, that's what I'm good. But she doesn't want-- - But again, that getting into the fitness order. - She doesn't want the average Spanish guy. - Mm. - That's nothing about me, average boy. (laughing) - I would say your below average height. - Yeah, exactly, yeah. - 100%. - Yeah. - I'm actually average height. - I'm 90's. - I'm 90's. - I'm 90's average. - Based on what? - Global average. - No, American average. - The American average. - Yeah. - Five bucks. - I think your average lady boy. (laughing) - I think your average height for lady boy. (laughing) - Yeah, you do that. - You are gonna build like a lady boy. - You do that. - You do that. - I'll be your buddy, right? - No. - See? - Bang. - Yeah, but that's what they go for. Like if you're in, if you get a lady boy, you don't want her to look like or him to look like a girl girl. - Yes. - 'Cause you can just fuck a girl. You want them to feel a little more. masculine. I don't think that's how it works, bro. Of course. Why not just have sex with a girl. You're paying them. It's a hooker. It's not like you can't just get a female hooker. Yeah, but they go to Taiwan because the men and women look this is Thailand. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. Disney world, Disney land. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to show one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be Nvidia. Yeah. Safe shit. No, in all seriousness, I feel like they want a little bit more masculine. That's why they're doing it. They want a little Christie Nome's husband. They want Christie Nome's husband. Yeah, that's what you really want. That's what you want. Do you want the baddest lady boy? Why not just be with a lady lady because they can't get a lady. So they get the ones that so this is the point that I was making. Once you're paying for sex, you can get anything. I would think the bad lady ladies charge more than the lady boy. This is going to discount. No, I'll take the dick on this. No, it did cause extra. They pay more for the lady boy. Lady boy is more. Yes. No, the currency is shit over there. Like it's matchy. Yeah, but all things are all you're getting a little over your head right now. All things are all things are the same because you're paying for it over there no matter what. So you can get a lady girl or a lady boy. I thought it's only lady boys doing prostitution over there. No, wherever prostitution lives, you have all types of it. Oh, okay. I thought like if you go there, you're going for lady boys. No, this is I think you're right. This is next level. I think it's trying to give it a spin. This is like the end stage gooners that are like, yeah, let's let's try it out. That's why I think they're going over there. They're like, I've always wanted to get one of these. Let's give it a go. I think it's that too. Like they're desensitized to everything. Yeah. And they like, I want to ask one of these people, miles. Why are you going over? Can we? That what an interview. Just like a lady boy connoisseur. Yeah. What would you rather? Would you rather the most beautiful lady boy, indistinguishable from lady girl? Or that's a little that's that's all right. All right. So her were the most beautiful lady boy you've ever seen. And it's just head. You're just getting hit. Her. There's 100% is that girl has like a pretty hot black boyfriend. Yeah. We can't give out his ideal girl. That's unfair. That's what they called me hot. I'll take the compliment now. I am a hot guy. But now you go, you go lady boy, you go fat white. There's a skinny Jamaican guy right behind. Why? Why? Why are you looking at me? Well, you're more 90 day fiancee. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got to do it. No, but now same question. I mean, probably, I mean, one, yeah, probably that one of them is a sinner against God, you know. Don't bring relationships. I hate you. You know, stop it. Stop it. Make a fucking decision. You go and beluga well or you go and I wouldn't call them blue. I would just say they're beautiful women. So, do you fucking woman that looks like Andrew or lady boy? When? I got brought into which one am I? You know, we're a little extra mid-side. You want a little extra? You see that's Andrew body right there. Yeah. Yeah, I give a spin. Come on. I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I mean, we've all taken down some big. You haven't taken our big. You've taken our big. Yeah. Yeah. That's been big is the right to passage low key. Big is right to pass. You haven't lived big. Do they have that in Taiwan? Do they have big? If I pull the Taiwan, I'm like, Hey, I need to I need a big. Did you go red light districts when we were in Amsterdam? Did you walk through it? They got big for sale. Yeah. Yeah. That should make me comfortable a little bit. What's the red light district? Yeah, just being in the window. Just smacking on it. I do not like it. There's a lot, right? I prefer being in there with them. It does feel very weird. Yeah. And I remember walking through it. We were just like, it feels weird. Yeah. Yeah. Miles gave it a walk he told us about it. Now you went to the blue light. What's that? Lady bow. Lady bow. I was walking through the daytime, the morning shift, because you can see that like the nighttime shift costs more. Yeah. Oh, they were they were less attractive girls in the day. Yes, I though. I'm like, yeah, I'm really old. It's just girls kind of trying it out. Yeah. Why are you shitting on open micers like that? Everyone got to start somewhere. You got to come up. That is a good point. Yeah. But they're starting at like the 12 o'clock shift, you know what I mean? And then they worked down to like five, then they had prime time in 10, 30, 11. That's what you're working towards. What if yeah, what if it doesn't work out? You got open mic body right now. No, he's not that crazy. He still doesn't look like a comedian. No, there's nothing more insulting. It's going to win. You don't want to be a comedian because I get in terrible shape. I do think it'll help. Oh, it's funnier. Right? It's way funnier. What's fun? This guy is saying I'm about to get ripped to spike right? And you can just get on peptides. I'm going to get away. She's what a good friend does. I body shame you until you fucking get his shape. I need to get in shape. That's what good friends are supposed to do. But I also, I hate when you guys say I look good. We never said that. Yeah, we never said that. There you go. So you're going to say, but I keep saying you're short. You haven't fixed that one day. That's right. I'll try one day. I'll get the below. Would you do the, would you do the extent? No, no, it's too much. It's like a year of your life of recovery. Yeah. I'm not that short. You got a vantage max. The vantage max thing is what's this? This is the clavicular thing. Oh, yes. If you bring a girl to your place and you're wearing lifts in your shoes, you take your shoes off. He's like, by all means, you got to keep your shoes on so we're lifted. But you basically make different spots where you can kind of elevate yourself. Yeah. And so you put like a little book over here, put a little stool over here, and you just kind of bounce from one to the other. But there's nothing there's nothing that you like had felt that you would do to fix your shortness. No, I'm good. But being like a short guy. Because I don't bother. That shit he said earlier. I touched it a little. Wait, it was one. I don't know because we might cut it out. We're not gonna know when he just mocks you. Oh, shit. That guy looks great. I don't want to look like that. Yeah. That would be sucks to look like that would be horrible. Yeah. You can't do anything. Yeah, right? That's not funny. Come on. Funny about it. Yeah. What else is going on in the world, guys? The thing was going on in the world. Hey, Alex, you had an interesting take about the Drusky skit. You were, you thought it was wrong. The fuck? That's what you said. I remember. I remember like this is wrong and disrespectful. Yeah. To the whites. To the whites of the world. And we were like, no, it's comedy. You can say whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, I'm losing my mind. I said this. Yeah, you were like, this is wrong and disrespectful to white people who work so hard to give me my freedom. Oh, if I said it, I'm standing on it. Yeah. I said it's fucked up. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. White power. Okay. I mean, do they, do they? I do the fist for white power. What do I do? I know. There was a bunch of means. It's very, there's a very famous one that I would invite. Not the straight hand, but I'm doing what else do I do at white power means? I don't know. The fist thing. I don't know. I just really hit the same. You know, compared to what's your son? Oh, what's this? What you just did? It's the hitty. That one of you fucking throw it out. I'm not throwing out here. That's great. Yeah. That's a classic. That's been going. White power is like, it's a little beneath us to say. It's kind of bragging. It's like dunking the, you know what I mean? It's like garbage-time buckets. Yeah, it's like you're up at 30 and you're like, we're in power. It's like, we know, everybody knows. It's like it's not like any way people that are doing that. It's kind of embarrassing. It's like, what does that thing called when you're like, it's when people are being like a little too loud. Like old money people will say it about like new, but you're being ghost. Oh, yeah. It's a little ghost. It's a little ghost. Like the whites still like say white power. We're just like, if God, I'm going to, yeah, I'm saying it's a lot. Don't guys, guys. Oh, that's. Yeah. Okay. When don't you think those whites are saying it out of like pure insecurity, don't you like? No, no. It just seems like y'all down bad right now. Like, white Satan looking good right now. No, no. There's a lot of infighting. You got dumbasses like Jake Paul. He wants to do blackface. Like, he wants to come on our team now and shit like that. So it's like, yeah, y'all down bad. That's permanent. I think so. I'm pretty sure he's been, you know, spending time Puerto Rico and she liked that. He wants to be Puerto Rican. Shit. Yeah. I got white Puerto Ricans. No. No, you got to come on. Those are my favorite. They got redhead. Do the speak perfect Spanish, but they're not speaking. Yeah, literally. Yeah. Type shit. They're not. They make me laugh. You don't consider them white because of the ethnicity. There's probably mixed heritage. Correct. That's fair. That's an interesting thing about Latinos where it's like, it's not the hue of the skin necessarily that makes makes you white or black into Americans, but with inwardly. and culture. Yes. They might identify as white. Yeah. And they'd be right to if their families from fucking Germany would ever fleeing like whatever they fled in the 1940s to Argentina. Probably nothing at all. No reason why you removed art in 1942. Yeah. Better weather. But a lot of cultures. Yeah. So it was the weather. It was someone who controls that. I heard Asians call themselves white. Bro, who was telling us that? Chris Maraud. Yeah. Yeah. Like what was he saying? What was it? What was he saying? I forgot in what context, but I learned that. Yeah. But yeah. Not the only whites. I see. Yeah. And actually, the other worst whites, they're better whites than y'all. They white. Explain that one to me. Better at what? Like they're doing better in the economy. Yeah. They earn more like they got more numbers than you. Yeah. So they fucking more. Hold on. Are there more? So the thing about whites, like white, white, there's not really like a what? Like we've kind of just started including a lot of people in whiteness because you're down bad. So you fucking recruit. I wonder if it's down bad. I wonder if it's just like a whole thing we just all made up in the first place. Right. I wonder if like they even talked about that. Like if people in Spain and people from Britain were like, hey, we're both white. Should we be together? I don't even know if that conversation was happening. Oh, and I doing the race is a social construction. No, let me fucking block. Let me live out. Let me live out. No, like I wonder if they didn't like this whole time. They're like, no, we're better because we're noble. And then Americans were like, Oh, no, dude, you don't even have to be noble. You just got to have like a skin color. Like why are you trying so hard? That's all we need. But they fought a while because like the Irish and Italian, they wasn't. So this is what I say. And then you're like, yo, let's just, you know, now everybody's down now. Now, so here's the question. And this brings us to the looking alike conversation. Black people get this a lot. Asians get this a lot that they look more similar. And then I hear reflexively oftentimes black people will be like, oh, all white people look alike. Yeah. I think you could say like versions of white people look alike. You can be like, all blonde white people look alike, all brown hair white people look like. But like in terms of a race of people, white people are the most diverse race where the only race is different eye color, different hair color, different hair texture, different skin texture, different facial features, different ethnicities, white people, white people are the most diverse race of people. It's just a rock. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We had the same guy change his race in his lifetime, Michael Jackson. Until you have a Michael Jackson, right now you have racial doze, those all and she's not making you're making a good point. Come on. And I will give you credit for it. That's all I have no respect. It's a lot of range. You guys have range. That little I go shit is a fucking, it's an anomaly. Whites did not see comment. I'll buy no. Come on. We got purple black and I'll buy no. We got all by the same though. Yeah, but it's just like a half a shade different. What? How lucky? How lucky? No, but we're talking about that. We're talking about like, I'm winning a rare medical condition. What I'm talking about is without medical conditions, just purely what I would say is African diaspora, not even just the diaspora, but African in general. Like you go from Sudanese to West African East African. And if you're including like the more like Arabic features that like the North Africans have, yes. I'll never see there. Nobody would go like, oh, a Sudanese person looks just like a Moroccan person. I don't think. Right. And now for sake of his argument, I'm including South Africans. Now we're not talking about racist. You want black. You want black. He wants back. He wants back. Let me make this argument. Maybe, maybe you can say that black people have the most diversity. If you're including Ethiopian, Somalian, what is that? The horn. Then you include like the Sudanese. You include a Mgredd, like North Africa. Then you include West Africa, Cameroon. You're describing Africa now. Well, hold on, hold on. But then if you're including the Caribbean, now we have mixture of like native tribe. You also have a mixture of black and you have a mixture of European, Spanish, Portuguese. Whoa. Now we're talking about a lot of diversity over there. This is interesting. But your point is that it's crazy that there's an Italian guy from Sicily and an Irish guy. And we're like, yeah, both white. But I think you could probably make the same point for a Sudanese guy and Blake Griffin. And Blake Griffin. Boom. I need guys. I listen, I hate to live out on you guys right now, but it might just be a construct, dude. So should I hate to fucking live out on you right now? As we do this podcast a few hours before the end of the world. I know. But before the world is over, it is cool that we came to the conclusion that we're really all the same. We're all the same. We just solved it. We're all combined, we're all unified. We're all unified. Yeah. Passed the football, pressed the button. So the nuclear football. So you guys mad at juice? I'm too dumb to know. The nuclear football, I've no idea what they call it. They just call the bag the nuclear football. No way. Yeah, from back in the day. You don't need to explain this. Explain this. No, this is fun. They would say, like, oh, the president currently has the nuclear football like during, like she had like a suitcase that carries around with the codes. Yeah, suitcase with the code and a key and another guy had to have one person to follow. Follows them everywhere you go. Yeah. We're I don't know why they call it that, though. Yeah, I don't know why they call it that. But this person follows him wherever he goes. Wherever the president is, this person's not far behind. It's even when he's just like giving conversations or only one more in like real time of a data money. I'm sure they call it. It's a nickname after an early class by nuclear war plan called drop kick because a football was required to do a drop kick. So the name for the briefcase holding the launch option stuck, gaining popularity in the 60s. The official name is the presidential emergency satchel. So. And can you ask if it goes with the president everywhere he goes, even when we're not involved in a crazy conflict? I mean, it must. It must, right? Because like God forbid, some other country sends a nuke over here. We gotta. Let me ask you guys this question. You're the president of the United States. Okay. You hear that a nuclear bomb is being sent over or like tons of nuclear bombs are being sent over and we don't have some sort of mechanism to stop it, right? Let's let's assume we don't. We don't have Patriot missiles or whatever that can like shoot out of the sky. I don't know what the technology is, but let's say they're all coming and it's a short death and destruction. I just saw like a decent movie about this. I just can't remember the name of the movie, but keep going. Sorry. This exact. Yeah. And okay, my question to you is you could hit the button that does the same thing to them. Do you end humanity in that moment? Or is there a part of you that goes, I wish it didn't get here, but it's not going to make it better if no humans no longer exist. Like yeah, you want to get your get back and they all took you out, but the end is there's no more humans. Do you hit the button or do you let humanity continue? And do you hope that eventually human beings, you know, can elect leaders that, you know, we'll care more about our existence in the proliferation of humanity? This isn't the American who I answer, but not on strike back. Japan. Look at them now. Like they didn't hit us back and now we're cool. Yeah, I granted it. I didn't have a new. They didn't have a new. But yes, but yeah, I'm sure they could have done one now. They still Japan's like the biggest prototype de-nuclearization. Like anytime anyone does a nuclear test, Japan, like sends them a letter like, "Kyo, chill bro." Yeah, they're all over. And as they should. Yeah, but then they should have like the most. I'll tell everybody like, yeah, hold up. Okay, so you don't end. Yeah. The reason is not that you don't want to defend your people obviously. The reason is that this ends all people. Yeah. So what is the advantage? Okay, Mark. It's a tough one because it feels like you're being a bitch, not defending your country. It does feel like that. But you end humanity if you also do it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, for the sake of humanity, you probably shouldn't. But like, I even think that I'm putting this question on you guys because it's like it, yeah, for the sake of humanity, you probably shouldn't have a nuke at all. Like, no, you should have a nuke. Agreed. But this is not hypothetical. Yeah, I know, but I'm like, you're probably not for the sake of humanity. And is this where like, you know, you're not a very religious guy, but like, is this where having some belief system is advantageous for being in positions of power where you know, wait a minute. I don't think no, because I don't, I don't think it makes a difference because you see people and like, Hegseth right now using religion, biblical, uh, yeah. So it's like, I don't think. That's right, because you could also use that for whatever justification. Which is what humans have done throughout history about your own moral. Yeah, I guess, yeah, you're right. You're also, if you're religiously predisposed to pacifism, I feel like a quaker or some shit. And then anybody can kind of do whatever they want to. Now you're putting your people at a disadvantage. That's the thing, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is a tricky question, right? It's like, you want to defend your people. It's your job to defend your people. But at the same time, you're ending human >> I don't know if I could thank humanity, dude. I don't know. I should be glad, dude. >> I should be glad. I mean, maybe as part of you, you know, maybe some of us make it out. I mean, some probably would fall out by some probably would kind of live in a bunker type ship. Nuclear winner, he post up, eats and protein bars. How quick are you coming out that bunker? >> What do you mean? >> Like, let's say we made it to the bunker, nuke your haul costs. We talked to other people in the bunkers and they're like, yo, you got to stay down. It's radioactive waste up there. You can't go out there. You're going to be murked immediately if you're out there. >> Yeah. >> How long you really believe you could be it? >> No, no, I start. >> I'm going to hold my breath, but I'm going to go out. >> I'm going to pull my head in, right? >> I start eating humans before I go out. >> Or I send a few motherfuckers out first. >> No, there's going to be fires and shit everywhere. If you're not in the blast zone, then there might not be a ton of nuclear radiation, but there's going to be fires. It can be nuclear winner. It can't grow any crops or anything. So you might be like, walk around, but then it's chaos. There's no infrastructure, no government, so they're just bandits trying to steal all your shit. >> But isn't there a part of you? It's like, I need to be outside, bro. I can't just look up through this fucking window. You need to go outside for 15 minutes. >> This is like New Yorkers. New Yorkers, you're like, "Yeah, bro, we ought to be outside." >> That's why people shit. That's why people shit. >> Nah, why are people going to be outside? No, we not. >> Why are people going to be outside? >> Yeah, I play with fucking wild animals and shit like that. Yeah, I like that type of shit. There's a nuclear bomb just went off and you want to go outside and hold your breath. >> Yeah, for being honest. >> Cool. The majority of people play with wild animals probably look more like you. >> No, they grew up with them. >> I'm just saying, in the world, I'm with them. >> In the world, in the world. >> Stop it. >> The majority of people probably look more like you. >> Nope. I don't think so. >> And y'all never left because you're like, there's no wild animals over there. You're like, what's wrong about what? No wild animals? I'm not going over there. >> Yeah, I don't think so. >> To be honest, I don't think we play with them. Why people hate wild animals the most? That's why they went places where there's no wild animals. And we domesticated the fuck out of us. We made them not wild. We could have wilded them. >> No, because y'all pay the most. >> No. >> Actually, y'all pay the most. It's to go back to Africa to see these motherfucking wild animals in person. It's like camping. It's just camping. It's like you don't do it forever. >> Yeah, but y'all are forcing the black people to be around the white animals just so you can see them from a little- >> We're not forcing them. >> We're forcing them. >> No, you're forcing them. >> What should we do? >> We're taking away from there. We tried that. >> That was bad. >> That was bad as what I'm saying. We got to keep them there. We got to keep them. Unless they want to leave and which case they can fly for immigration. But regardless, you got to keep them there. It's their place. >> It's their place. >> It's technically their place. >> Oh, good. >> And we could take the animals. Why didn't we try that? Why don't we just take the animals off? >> Dude, that would have been a way better idea. >> But the rhinos? >> Oh. >> They're like, oh, give me the rhinos. >> No, yeah, I just like chewing them for fun. >> No, okay. >> There is a, what is that? >> I don't know. >> The big game shit. >> Yeah, what is that? >> What is that? >> What's that? >> Well, it was a play. It's no different than like the big game, I don't know. But it's probably like porn where you kill enough deer. You're like, I need to kill some real shit. But I think it does play into like primal urges, right? Camping or being out of the nature, hunting your own food. Like you must get some sort of like dopamine response. >> No, hunting is fire. Hunting is cool. Fishing, getting a deer or something. >> Yeah, but like I went out there, spilling all the way in. >> That's running around a big old lion that's, oh, they're it's endangered. >> No, this is the important thing. It's like you desensitize to the deer. So you need a lady lion. >> Hey! >> Hey! >> Here's a good, good. >> I'm doing a lady lion. >> A lady lion. >> But eventually you get tied and fucking deer, the boars and all that shit. You gonna want to step it up? >> You want a lady boar? >> Yo. >> Hunting boars. >> A lady boar. >> A lady boar. >> Keep your boy roguing out of Africa. >> Lady boar. >> Lady boar. >> Lady boar. >> Keep roguing out of Africa. >> Why, he's going to hunt them? >> No, I'm just saying. That's going to be his next step. Now he doesn't even use guns. He's just fucking boars and arrow. Eventually he's going to get bored with that shit. >> I respect the boar and arrow. >> That's way more impressive than a gun. >> That's way more impressive. >> It's more impressive, but once he gets bored with that, then what? >> Then you just go down. You can make the delta bigger here. >> Hunt it out. >> Hunt it out. >> Hunt it out with a Swiss army. Swiss army. >> Ooh, doubt. >> Fork. >> Korkscrew. >> Is anybody who says that now? >> What's that? >> Is there any person online that hunts animals with like a knife? >> Fork. >> The fork is crazy. >> No, there got to be, I mean, you see people do it with, like that shit would be fine. >> You see people do it with the fish. >> They'll like spear, you ever see that? They'll basically take the spear and they'll throw them. Fish is kind of easy. But an animal that can kind of fight back, that's some ballsy shit. >> White people do that. >> People do it with knives, I've seen that. >> The board thing doesn't impress me at all. >> No, they're scary, they're scary. >> They're scary, but like, to me, it's just like, what do we do in my house? >> They're built like play? >> No, they're more sturdy, son. >> You didn't deserve that. >> You said they're building me? >> Yeah, I said fire, they're strong as shit. >> Okay, yeah, it's going to turn into a compliment. >> Thank you. >> I appreciate it. >> This thing you put on a board. >> It's a horn, rewind a little. >> Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. >> No, this makes me sad. >> Hey, they just murdered me. >> No, hurt them. >> Well, rewind a little bit though. It's kind of crazy that they catch them and they make them do a wheelbarrow. So you get the dog on them, the dog gets them. >> And if the dog got them first, they don't count. >> Like they do like a wife carry. >> You seen that competition? >> That's how you carry your wife rough? >> You haven't seen the wife carry competitions? >> I saw the Riyadh Kami Festival there doing that. >> You know, we shoot, we try. >> We try, we go on. >> We try, we go on, we go on. >> We go on, we go on, we go on. >> That seems like something you do. >> There's something. >> Yeah, I missed it. >> This shit right here. That's how we carry that hog. >> You never seen these? >> Damn, the back of the neck just smell like fish. >> They do an obstacle course with their girl hanging over them shoulders. >> Oh, nah, he cheating. Why he's doing the- >> Well, it's actually harder. >> This any way that you can get your wife across the line. >> This is a easier way. >> Oh! Blash them a shit. >> Nah, this is crazy. >> Yeah, you see white people shit. Like why? This is not a blast in sight. >> This right here. >> This right here. >> Let me tell you something. That's white power. That is white power. >> Well keep the power. >> Because that is lame as well. >> You're once you guys get it, you're going to start doing shit just like this. When you don't have to think about getting power, you can think of these crazy games. Like, what if I just held my wife upside down and we ran around? >> This is, it's pure boredom from just being in power for centuries. >> Thousands of years. >> Yeah. >> Also, there's a fair amount. Like, you could fall on purpose if your wife's been annoyed. You could bounce her up and down, you know what I mean? Make her happy. >> Wow, that was dark. >> You're definitely evil, evil guy. >> That was dark. >> You're an evil guy. >> That was awesome. >> You went there and you ain't even got a girl yet. >> Yeah, that's crazy. >> Why is that you're an evil guy, Miles? The fact that you could even think that your wife who trusts you might have a wife, so that's a good point. >> Go to study Arabia with that shit. >> Damn, damn. >> This is so political. >> Oh, shit, there's a- >> Yeah, there's a black guy. >> There's what? >> Al. >> That's an Obama. >> What do you mean? >> He's close to, yeah, Yamaik could claim. >> Yeah, look, they got one. See, like what? >> Al just admitted that Obama is close to white. You know, I'll let that go. >> Oh yeah, he is. >> He's closer to white than he is, but. >> And what do you think that? Why do you think that? >> I think he has more white in him. >> I mean, he was raised by his mother. >> Yeah. >> You know, he's raised white. >> In Hawaii. >> How do you- >> What the fuck are you saying? >> You might be a how-to-lead brother. >> No, let me not. I take that back. I still like, oh. >> Wait, was you not like him if he was white? >> Y'all have your days, you talk. >> You're a white fatigue. >> What is this white animosity that we're feeling? >> No, I love white people. >> Well, you wear a Harley-Davidson shirt. >> It's God's peed. >> Oh yeah, it's God's God's peed. >> God's peed. >> No, I love the white people. It's just, we have them fun. We have them fun. We can't have fun. >> Yo, did you know that not to make things like very political? >> Yeah. >> But did you know that Kanye, I don't even think, is going to be allowed to go to the UK? >> Yeah, I think he got banned officially today. >> Yeah, he's supposed to head on wireless for three nights. >> And now they canceled wireless. >> Can't be the whole festival. >> Crazy. >> Yeah. >> Because a lot of the sponsors were pulling out because the G.A. was going to perform. >> And now, yeah, he's pulling out. So now they lost their sponsors. >> A lot of the G.A. pulled out. I think the country-- >> Oh, yeah, yeah. >> The sponsors pulled out. >> Right. >> And then the government blocked. >> Also. >> Yeah. >> And yeah. >> Without the sponsors, they were just going to do it. But the sponsors said the anti-semitism they couldn't coast on. >> Yeah. >> One of the sponsors was PayPal. >> Which is keep going. >> Keep going? >> That's a fact. >> That's just a data point. >> But just keep going. >> But why would you bring that sponsor up specifically? >> Because it's one of the sponsors that pulled out. >> What do you imply? >> I don't know. I'm just trying to ask what your brain is going on. >> It's being kind of pussy right now. >> Well, I'm just saying that's one of the sponsors. It was PayPal. >> And PayPal said we're not going to condone this. >> And what else is PayPal doing? >> Why do you-- >> It's not being pussy, right? >> I'm just-- >> I don't know what you guys are wanting me to say right now. I'm just putting that out there. >> Why'd you point out PayPal not any of the other sponsors? >> Yeah, because it's Diageo. >> I'd never heard that one. >> What is Diageo? Is that a, it's a beverage leader. >> PayPal. >> You didn't bring that one up? >> I didn't know, Pepsi. I didn't know that these ones. I just heard about PayPal. >> So I learned. but yeah, the wireless is canceled, but do you saw the concert in and so far, right? I should look fire hang on. I should look fire. I should look fire. I wouldn't have gone or look fire. It looked fire. Mm-hmm. Be there must have been crazy. Right. Which you wouldn't have supported him. I wouldn't have gone. You can't you can't support anti-semites. You can't. But if you were there, that should be can't be crazy. Can't support a guy who sold a swastika shirt. That's yeah, that's great. I don't even think Hitler sold them. Yeah. He said he said he's like in an amount. He said something. He was like profiting off of them. Yeah. And he said slavery was a choice. Can't support a guy like that. Well, it wasn't a choice. Whoa. Well, white people chose it. Yeah. White people's choice. Which is bad. I'm agreeing. We should maybe that's what he meant. We shouldn't have used all this time. We took about a context. We shouldn't have. We shouldn't have. Joe isn't to do that. That's all that. He just had to clarify. Yeah. It wasn't a choice by some really bad people. Some bad actors. Yeah. Yo, he could turn that around. Right now. He might be able to turn that around. He could walk back that one. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. Like, well, if you saw that person as far as fire, if you did. But you wouldn't obviously because it was crazy because they were live streaming it in black and white. And I don't get it because like I saw pictures of the color one. Yeah. You saw pictures. Yeah. How good were the pictures? It's great. Well, PayPal didn't support it. Yeah, they weren't one of the sponsors. Why would they one of the sponsors? Yeah. Of this? Yeah. Why didn't they sponsor for a private concert? It's a result. He makes no fucking sense. It's dumbass. I mean, they sell tickets to the fuck. What's the matter? You've got to snap to get your brain to work. I know. On start. That's the most shit you can. Something. Damn, bro. That should look good. Try to get your God speed to start. It's not starting. It did look good. Did you guys watch the whole thing? I didn't. I just saw clips. I saw clips pop up without me even looking into it online. I didn't even click on the clips. They just came up in my feet. This was NLA, which is crazy. He sold out two supply stadiums, 80,000 people. Yeah. I think this is the best stage. Probably all time. No, Taylor Swift. No, come on. Taylor Swift was crazy. Bro, like, look at this. At the end of the day, he's just on a ball. At the end of the day, it's nice when you just see the clips of it, but you don't think two hours later, you're like, I get it, you're on a ball. But Taylor is on this whole time fascinate. That's a cute Taylor is swimming. Everyone's on different shapes. She's swimming at one point in time. Okay. She jumps into the center of the water. You see her swimming outfit change. Mid swim pop out the other side. Look at this swim. Oh, she's swimming and she's swimming. Kind of ain't got this. I didn't know this happened. This is actually kind of cool. Yeah, this is it. It's kind of cool. I'll give it to her. She's gonna pop out the other side with different outfits. That's fire. Yeah, that's kind of and that's just one little piece. And you see why Kanye tried to suppress her success. Of course she did. He knew. Yeah. He knew. He saw an unstoppable force. And then he's kind of biting Taylor because I think they use the same technology. Hey, hey, hey, hey, how? Speak on it. Yeah. 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Oh, the Oscar is obviously pick Michael Bejordan. Damn. Wow. My point is race trader. I did. I care about greatness. Yeah. It's one thing about me. I care about great. I appreciate it. So, um, but no, I'm just telling you, and a lot of people have asked me like, how do I know? You just pick the winner. It's not that difficult. Like, there's multiple choices. You pick the winning one, and then you win. I don't know why that's difficult for some people. Like, there are people that lose for some reason. Well, I guess, I don't, like, with this, for example, I don't know who's going to win. You're like, you Connor Michigan. Well, it's already happened. So you do know who won. Are you? Yes, he is. I didn't know before, is what I'm saying. I know before. Yes, he is. I didn't know if he's going to win before it happens. You're making it seem very simple. I mean, I guess you could like, check the line and be like, "Oh, most people in Michigan is going to win." No, you just just pick the winner. You pick the winner of it. There's one, listen how things work. There's a winner and a loser, right? You pick the winner, and then you win. Simple. So what I do is I pick the winner. I can't believe it's even a real thing. I can't believe it's even exists. So what I do is that I'll look at the trades and I'll be like, "Oh, that's the winner," and then I pick that one. And so far, I haven't lost because I'm just picking the winning trade. Okay, you get it now. Do you understand it? Like, for example, this one, Michigan is a 100% chance to win. Well, yeah, they won already. But I picked Michigan even before they won because that was the winner. Same reason why I picked it, but I picked that one because I was like, "Oh, that's the winning. So that's the first song. That's the one that's going to win." So I just picked the winners and then I tell people that's the time that I bet on is he when he was fighting Ferrero in the one with the, yeah, with the bone arrow. Yeah. And this is the first time I've ever made a prediction. Yeah, that I said he was going to win by knockout and win by decision. So you just had your back. But you made two different trades, you're saying? I don't know exactly the one and it canceled out. And so he just broke it. Exactly. I gave them money. I gave them like, I think 10 bucks or something like that. So so I won the knockout one, but then I lost on the decision one, and then I gave him. So you see what you did wrong there? Yeah. I picked the winner, but I also picked the wrong thing about it. You've got to only pick the winner. Right. Yeah. If you just pick the winner, then you'll win. But I think the winner twice, that I guess if you go twice, then it doesn't count. No, you didn't pick the winner because you didn't win by decision. You won by knockout. So you picked the loser. Yeah. You also picked the loser. Oh, shit. Don't do that. It's the only pick one. Or never pick the winner. Why is this that difficult? You're usually smart. This is why this exists because there's people like Mark out that they will pick the losing one. Like there are people I'm sure they picked Yukon. That was the losing one. Guys, at home, please pick the winner. This is very sudden. And only the winner. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, you can bring up anything, and I'll tell you what the winner will be because I'll just go, oh, that's the winner, and then I'll pick it. Iran. I don't do politics, guys. Yeah, no. What about Tesla divers in Q1 of 2026? What is it? What are the options? Well, obviously it's 34,000. Wait, 3040,000. 3040,000. 3040,000. 3040,000. 3040,000. 3040,000 or 35. How many corners do you think they're going to deliver? 350,000. I can't read numbers. Like, I need to research this a little bit more. I don't want to mess up my streak on this right now, but if I research it a little bit more, I'll just tell you which one is the winner. His Bitcoin going to hit on one will Bitcoin cross 100 K again in the future. Good winner. Is there a market for the future? Yeah. If there's something that's the winner, if then in the future, a problem predicts that is that an option before October. This October? Yeah. Was it that right now? 21%. No, what? How much is Bitcoin right now? I think it's like 68 something like 69. No. Nope. All right. Guys, that's the winner. That's the winner. We get to check back in October. That'll be fun. Yeah, we'll check back. Should I set it? Anyway, can we get back to the show, please? Yeah. Then forgetting. It's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Maybelline, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all-day-configure. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just clump to a hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. There's a story on the internet that has consumed Americans, maybe even Canadians. Wait a minute. Where are you going with this? I'm just saying. Uh-oh. It is. It is a pretty big story. I know nothing about it. Now, kind of knows a little bit about it. I don't know nothing about it. You know nothing about it. Yeah. Luckily, we have an expert at the office. Oh, okay. It can break this story down. Oh, yes. The story revolves around a reality show called Summer House. Best show on television right now. Al claims is the best show on television. Is a reality show that takes place in the Hamptons? And I think some like people in their, I don't know, 20s, 30s, they go there and they live the summer in the Hamptons and then shenanigans ensue. I've never seen an episode, but our good friend, Alex. There's some real drama about it. And then our good friend, White Alex, is going to come on to the pod and she is going to break down this unbelievable saga, given up for White Alex, everybody. Wow, Alex. Let's go Michigan. Go play with my mic. It's not on. Oh, we got to get it. We got to do it. I don't know how to do it. Oh, okay. Let's sit in there and she's with us, orcs, do you have her? Yep. Yeah. We got White Alex. White Alex. Bram, bram, bram, bram. Hold on. You could not have set this up worse just hour and a half of race talk. Yeah. Why am I going into it? Why, why is there, is there like a racial dynamic in this drama? Yes. Actually. No way. Yes. So we're perfectly situated to talk about it. So listen. Go blue, go blue, go blue, say it back. Go blue. Okay, go blue. Go blue. Michigan will be talking about blue square or what blue are we talking about? She says the same thing. Michigan. Oh, yes. She said Michigan and blue squares actually the same. Oh, okay. I'm actually coming through. That is true. All the Jews from New York that don't get into Ivy League schools end up going to Michigan. That's true. Feelers pointed. I mean, both diasporas. Are you going to sit down? Are you going to stand up? What do you want? I have to sit down. Okay. So that you wear, you're framed up in the camera. Okay. But then I also would like you to reference this whenever you want. Okay. And I also have these for you guys. Someone said this is the Epstein files for women. It really is because it keeps going like, can you give us a quick backdrop of what this show is? Yes. Yes. See these idiots. You called into A in boardings. I'm so, I have too much knowledge. I have to step out of this. We have to warm up. Teach these idiots. Okay. I have my pointer. Basically, you don't know anything about the show at all. I, if I'm being honest with you and I think I told you this yesterday, I thought Summer House was the show that Barsal did with the chicken leg girl and then the other people. No. That's guess a girl with a chicken leg that works at bar. No, she's like a Barsal chicken she will come up in this story as well. She's no, no, no, she's just involved in the drama with Port North, but that's like chapter 15. Okay. We'll start over. We'll start us in the beginning. What is the show? Summer House is a Bravo show. Okay. You're familiar with Bravo. Of course. We have one. We have one. Andy Cohen, every housework show. Yes. Traders. Sierra was actually on Traders. You could be the Kardashians. No. But he was involved in me, wasn't he? Andy Cohen? Maybe like early early, but Bravo NBC has been like a- It's own thing. Okay. It's own thing. Now on Peacock. Just walking advertise. Promoting. Okay. Okay. So it's a show where these people live in New York, technically have jobs like Monday through Thursday, but now it's kind of become like more influencers. Like it's not true, like working people. I would say they have a storehouse in Hampton's. They drive out there on Fridays. They party all weekend. They drive back on Sunday. They have like planned parties. They go out to the bars out there. You guys know about the bars out there. Yes. I know less about that. Basically they just go and they started 10 years ago. It's kind of closest to like real world or whatever the, what was on, what a road rules. The real world, real world would probably be this because this is the house before my time. Yes. Yeah. This is my real house. Yes. Okay. Okay. So Kyle. Can I ask one question? There are married couples and they're not even couples in many cases. They're married. Come on. But the show when it's ethos. Yeah. It's just a friend group. Okay. It started with this couple. Kyle. No. Kyle and Amanda. Carl and Lindsay. Carl and Lindsay had a big break up of their engagement like three years ago. Okay. But now they're friends. Got it. Is there a point to the show? Do you win? Yeah. No. No, no, no. There's no game. There's no like love goal. Like you're not like going to find a person. People living. Drama, fighting, like they throw fun parties where they dress up hook likes maybe there's hookups. That's the bread and butter is the hookups is the like single people in the city 30 year old media. How popular is the show compared to like real housewives of Orange County or Salt Lake City or Beverly? Salt Lake is very powerful. The last couple years. I'd say Salt Lake's like the king. Okay. But Summer House is unique and my favorite because it's the only one where you have girls girl behavior like housewives. It's mostly just like lady's screwing each other over. This is like 30 year olds like being real people kind of oh, so they're not leaning into the archetypes as much. No housewives is usually like pretty like throwing wine at each other. Yeah. We're here to cause drama. Yes. And we're getting emotionally unstable people that don't really do a lot of self reflection. These are like their pies. Some things who are influencers like that's interesting to me because they're also looking at their career in terms of like I don't want to be known as a crash out. I don't want to be. Exactly. You might remember Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Burner came from. We know Hannah. Some media. Yes. And then Paige is her podcast co-host. Yes. Giggly Squad. They were on the show. They started Giggly Squad together. That's how they got their followings. And Giggly Squad Bravo is like you can't talk about Bravo. Like just make another podcast. Meanwhile, best decision for them ever in the world. Cause now they're not so sick. Cause now they tore Giggly Squad and Paige is laughing all the way to the back. I did not know about them in terms of that show. I only knew about them as comedians in this podcast. Okay. Yeah. And they're also funny and charming and amazing. Like Paige is so cool. Yeah, they're all okay. So they come from summer house. Mm. So it's a launching pad for it. It's a launching pad. Okay. We're going to talk about you getting me on summer house after this. Okay. Not this. Okay. All right. What's the drama? The drama. Okay. Kyle is an OG. He's been there for 10 years. She Amanda comes on season one as like a girl that's sleeping with Kyle. My season two, she joins the show as a cast member as Kyle's girlfriend. They've been together since then. They get married in 2021. So this, I actually have some markers. This is. I love it. Yeah. A married couple. Yeah. Got it. Okay. Okay. So there. Marriage. Like they shouldn't have got married. Like he was cheating before they get engaged. He stays out really late. She likes to stay in and smoke weed. That's like her vibe. Yeah. He doesn't like the bed bugs. They don't like to go out, but Kyle is like staying out with fans. Like comes home at 6.30 a.m. Like that's kind of his vibe. He's a DJ. Oh, he's a DJ. Yeah. He wasn't always. He just become a DJ in the last couple months because he's in like strife financially with his failing alcohol seltzer company. So she's. What's the seltzer company? It's called Loverboy. He's actually using this all to like promoting. >> Fire. >> So okay, they were married. What we're seeing on this season that they filmed in summer 2025. So like we know things have happened since then, but we're still watching like what's going on and now we're like early August. Their marriage falling apart. He's getting so drunk, he's yelling at her. He's saying fuck you at parties. He's being like, why are you skinny dipping with everyone? Meanwhile, they've all been-- >> She's skinny dipping with other guys. >> They've all been in this friend group forever and they do skinning up at the end of every season. >> Got crazy. >> Fourth of July this year, she just jumped in the pool and her bra on underwear and he's like tweaking about it. >> With other guys? >> Yes, but everyone's clothed. She's just in a bra on underwear. It's not even skinny dipping. And she's like-- >> It's a frosty through. >> It's not the most conservative with all due respect. He looks embarrassing, like policing what she can do. Meanwhile, he's just really tight that they are like bitter and hate each other. And it's like you know when your girlfriend hates you and you know it's like time to-- >> We're married, we don't know anything about this. >> Yeah, I've never hate it all coming to her. >> But the couple for that met on the reality show is not-- doesn't have a stable marriage. >> Well, they kind of met outside of the reality show. But yes, she's very insecure. You can tell she's never really been with anyone else. >> Oh. >> And her friend, Sierra, is hyping her up to leave Kyle. >> Got it. >> This is Sierra. >> Sierra. >> Got it. >> So let's go back to Sierra and West and how we meet them. >> Okay. >> Sierra joins the show in like 2020 and just since then has been Girls Girl. Like she enters the show, she's hooking up with this guy. She gets to the house. Hannah burners like freaking out. She used to hook up with this guy. She doesn't like that he's bringing a new girl, Sierra. Meanwhile, honestly, Hannah was like kind of in the wrong. Like Hannah was being crazy, it was totally fine. But Sierra is just like, I'm gonna ride for my girls. If a girl is uncomfortable, I'll find another guy. That's sort of her ethos in the house. She's also, I don't know if you can tell, fucking stunning. >> Smoke show. >> Yeah, I like your own trainer. >> Very beautiful. >> So she's funny on trainers. >> Yeah, she's very good. >> Oh, kill, you traitors. >> Yeah. >> She said that. Anyway, Sierra is a Girls Girl and this summer, she's hyping up Amanda to leave Kyle. And she also fucking hates Kyle. They're like best friends. >> They've known each other for how long? >> Six years. >> Yeah, six years. >> Six years. >> Six years. >> Yeah, a long time. >> She's on camera telling another, she's on camera interfering with another person's marriage. >> Not necessarily interfering. >> It's like, you're in a friend group. And one of your boys is getting drunk and yelling at his wife in front of everyone. >> Yeah, not good. >> It's not greater. >> Great. >> Yeah. >> And Sierra is kind of like, you don't need to be with him. Maybe we're trying to be single, it's awesome. That's kind of where she's at. She's recommending separation right now where we are in the season. >> What's any recommendation of? >> Any recommendation of therapy or anything like that to work through their troubles? >> Yeah. >> Didn't they take a battle for God? >> They did take a battle for God to get to his parts. >> It feels like we're about to have some more friends. >> Because single friends, often times they're bitter if you're loving relationships here in. >> This is not a loving relationship. Also, Amanda's like talking, like in her professionals right now being like, fuck, I didn't sign a prenup. Like, that's where we're at with it. Because he's talking about his like financial troubles. He's like 500 grand in deep. >> Oh, so she's going to take that debt on? >> Yeah, she's kind of like, why am I with this loser? >> Yeah, we didn't, we didn't, you don't think about that. >> That's what I'm going to think about. >> [LAUGH] >> Wait, so, this is a very boring boy. >> He gets a personal business loan without asking her to fly like three or more months of payroll of his dumb, alcoholic, center company, lover boy. People want to buy that. >> So if you're, if you're a girl from your wife has like medical debt from like, inertia school. >> Uh-huh. >> Sounds like you're prompting. >> No, that's not me. >> Well, were you guys married prior to her going to nursing school? >> Yes. >> No. >> Yes, you were. >> No, I'm no, midwifery school. We were married after. >> Midwifery school? >> Yes, they have school for that? >> Yeah. >> What do you think of all of that school? >> Yeah, you get a bird. >> Sorry, so that's, okay, this is. >> Something for you to consume. >> Let me text one. >> Yeah, just send a little text out there. >> Yeah. >> But anyway, >> Prenabs are good. >> All this to say, like, we're past that. >> She's interfering with their marriage. >> She's not interfering. >> She's trying to make her a single like her. >> She's being a friend. >> Yeah. >> She's being a good, bestie friend. >> Yeah. >> Meanwhile, let's go back to Sierra. >> Yeah. >> She joins the show, and she's like, I'm smart, beautiful, amazing. Yes, I'm single. And intentionally, I want a man to kind of like be a man. She's like, I want a better marriage than my parents had. I don't have a good relationship with my father. >> So, is it a great self-actualized human being? >> Absolutely. >> And then if he wants, I can root for her. >> Yeah, absolutely. >> She gets a lot of shit because she only hooks up with white guys. >> Not exactly, that'll come back later. >> I think that Al's probably more sensitive to the spread of stuff like that. >> Of course, you're a little bit more clear. >> You know, I tried to bring that up on it in mornings, and it was quite difficult. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Have you gotten shit in the past for only hooking up with white one? >> I don't know, have I? >> I would never have-- >> Have I? >> I think love is love. >> Oh, okay. >> I don't believe her in that. >> Yeah, but I'm glad that you finally acknowledged that your wife is white. >> No, she's not. >> That's a thing. >> Taking us 10 years to get there, but I'm really glad that you've done that. >> This is gross. >> Miss racing, this is gross. >> She had to step it out, step it out. >> Okay, she's Latin. >> So, Sierra. >> So, Sierra, she comes into the house. >> Let me ask one question. So, is Sierra getting criticized for only hooking up with white guys while she lives in the Hamptons? >> Yes. >> Got it. >> Yeah. >> It's not the only hooking up with white guys, it's the like getting played by white guys, but that'll come later. Basically, West is like, he shows up a couple of seasons later. >> Yeah. >> And he's West or West? >> West. >> West. >> With a tee or? >> Short for, I think, Westling, which sounds like you're saying Westling? Like, Westling? >> Yes. >> With a tee or? >> West, Kanye West. >> With a tee or? >> The direction. >> Yes. >> The direction. >> And the anti-Semitic performer. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> So, he joins the show. And he's obviously like, this is the bombshell of the villa. I'm going to get close to her. They're like friends, friends, friends. He wears her down. >> What does that mean? Where's her down? That's feels loaded. >> But you know, when he tries to, you know, the gay, baiting type of situation. >> And he larps his gay to get into her good graces? >> He's just kind of gay. Like, that's kind of his vibe. Like, he is like a swaggered out white boy who writes for complex. You know what I mean? He's like kind of like, fruity with it, I think. I think that's how he's kind of pulling all this off. >> Interesting. >> That works. >> It works. >> It works. >> It works. >> I've been asking the gays about this. What are the gays saying? >> I'm just like, yo, you guys, you guys, you guys fucking fought for this, dude. You guys lost lives for this. >> Yeah. >> You guys fought. And then now that it's cool, you're seeing all these straight guys. Larp is gay to be like an ally. My culture is not your costume. It is an interesting thing that's happening and I think that they're being very accepting of it. I think it's totally right and it's only underlined by heated ours popularity among straight women. He did our mean rival. He did rivalry. Yeah. Hard art. Yeah. Yeah. He did our. Yeah. That's a Freudian slush. Yeah. Okay. Go on. So he kind of wears her down and he's like, I like you. I like you. And then he just clowns her. He's like, I can't be exclusive with you. He takes her to after hooking up after hooking up and after taking her to meet his family. Oh. Yeah. Like he just kind of wants whatever he can't have. And also something interesting. He's joining the show after all this. The show airs. He gets a ton of followers. He gets a ton of bad bitches hitting him up. That's a big thing about the show is that the dude is like, they love going to fucking, you know, what's that bar in monta? Side to not side talk down in Amagamsit or in Montauk in Montauk, like the facey facey ones. They want to. They're not so flawed. And they love it. He's like, wait, why did I like pick Sierra too soon? That's kind of the vibe. Oh. Like I have the world is my oyster. Now I'm famous. She's beautiful. But now I got all these other beautiful girls. Absolutely. And remember, she's like kind of serious. She's serious. She's there. Yeah. She's in her late 20s. And she's like, I would love someone to love me and not be a clown. He's a clown. He makes a couple other mistakes after his like first and second season. He's doing like a press tour. He just thinks like everyone wants to hear what I have to say. He does like a New York Times thing or he's like, I would never date Sierra. And it's like, you have to utilize this. Yeah. Absolutely. But you don't have to say I would never date Sierra. He's a sports journalist. Got it. Okay. That's kind of how he met Portinois like in the space. Like there was talks of a barstable podcast. It works traditionally like four complex writing about sports. Don't know anything about that. So Mitch can basketball go blue. Anyway, they used to hook up. This season, what we're watching is their marriage breakup and West kind of feeling like, oh, shit, I fucked up with Sierra. I should get close to her again. Like that's kind of they're at after is he's like sitting in her lap. He's getting really drunk. And he's like touching her arm. And being like, yeah, I would kiss Sierra again. He's like kind of so we're watching these two things. So she's definitely destroys their marriage. And then he wants to rekindle the flame with Sierra. Yes, I'm not going to let you say that. I don't want to show. I'm just going off of your explanation. So this is all on you. Absolutely. I'll turn this around. So that's what we're watching. And at the same time, West, another guy in the house, Jesse, he's kind of like a B plot to all this. He asks West, hey, we've, I've Sierra and I've been flirting. Like, could I, could I crack, could I, who could I kiss her? And fucking West says no. West says no. Fuck you for even asking me that. So he's cockbogging, but doesn't want to claim him. Yes. But what we're watching right now. And like, it's just like we're headed towards maybe them rekindling in the house together. Can I just ask a real quick question? They're in the house together. Yeah, man. might be weird even like someone getting after your old work in the house with you, you're going to love where this goes. Yeah. Wait a minute. Sarah is also like offended by Jesse asking that. She was like, why are you asking him if he can have sex with me? Why don't you just ask me on a date and then we'll handle what does she believe in girl code and like, didn't she not hook up with Hannah's guy because of that same exact reason? Yeah, absolutely. She does not hook up with Jesse. She's like, you're fucking stupid for asking this. I'm hot and beautiful and charming. And a fun vibe. Everyone knows that. I feel like falling for me a little bit, which I kind of respect. Like she's like, just because we vibe doesn't mean I'm like, gonna have sex with you. Which he didn't expect. He was just asking. Yeah, but Jesse's also like kind of a slut. Like by West tell us him no one week in the next week, he's like making out with a girl while she's like peeing. And it's like, oh my god, you're gross. Anyway. Oh, that's far. Yeah. That's far. Yeah. That's far. She's peeing. You just like see it off camera like she's in the bathroom. And he's like, well, you're peeing. And then we're looking at their empty room, but we hear them in the bathroom. They're kissing. Oh, wow. It's crazy. Never tried that one. The show is good. Anyway. Now, what we've heard like a couple of weeks ago, rumors. Oh, oh, also I should mention, they separate in January of 2026. So we know what we're watching is two people heading towards divorce, which has been dark. And Amanda's been like America's sweetheart. What's happening here is not on the television show. This is just happening online. No, this is everything I've described is happening on television show. We're about to get into what's happening online. So the season ends and like they're still married and we don't know. They're still married, but like still hate each other. We know they're going to separate in January, but like cameras are off. They're just peach. So the season we're about to watch currently watching, oh, the season that's currently on. Yes. 6 months old. Episode's airing from the past summer. From the past summer. Yes. Ah. So it's almost Kardashian S where like something happens in the real world. And then we got to watch through. Oh, yeah. And that's Andy Cohen's genius is like, it's the powers in the edit. Yes. And so they're they're watching this real time and they're all going to go to a reunion in a while. Oh. Like that's the thing to watch. That's bigger than the fucking. Okay. Okay. What's happened off TV? So they separate and then a couple weeks ago, did they have kids? No. Thank God. They were together 10 years. No kids. 10 years. No kid married since 2021. Well, like he's not ready to be that like, no way. He's like, he's smoked too much weed and she's like, you stay out with teeny-boppered fans. Like it's like cringe. Okay. I don't think Kyle's a good guy. If you can tell, basically now rumors surface that these two are kissing. I mean, she's got to feel so insecure, right? She's coming off of a 10 year relationship. And what? The destruction of her married. This season is like sticking up to Kyle. He's been like, don't yell at your wife in front of us. You fucking asshole. Like a man does a great girl who we all respect. We like that. We like men stepping in with abusive relationships and protecting women. Yes. She's kind of a hero. Yeah, the West was trying to crack. And when he started to is unclear. Let me ask you this question. Was West trying to crack or was a man in a situation where she was like anyone would be? Why? You put not the woman. He's asking a question. No, he's asking. She was in a situation where any woman be with, she's incredibly insecure after seeing like her foundation, her rock, her support system completely involved in her. She's incredibly insecure. DJ as you said, which is very important. She's a home body. She wants someone to create the vibes for her. And that's no longer there. And she's incredibly vulnerable. Maybe you could say West took advantage of that. She's incredibly, I totally believe she just hooked up with the easiest option. Someone she knew that wouldn't say no. Maybe she took advantage of, yeah. Maybe she took advantage of West. I get a lot of shite. I'm just saying, I'm throwing something out there. You're on something for the first half of that thought and that she was vulnerable and she's never been alone. But that does not mean that you hook up with your friend's ex who you comforted them about. That is just breaking girl code. And not do that. And remember, Sierra is a girl's girl. She would never even look at Kyle. She's kind of rude to him, honestly. But she was looking at Jesse. No, she wouldn't. She said, I don't want to go with you. No. For what you said, she would have done it. She said, why don't you ask me out on a date, why are you asking him first? Well, she was like, we could like, you're just not even entering the chat in the way that you think you are. Jesse thought like, oh, she'd be so excited to just fuck me right now. And she's like, be fucking for real. Okay. If you ever taken a woman on a date ever, like, I'm a woman. She also just like a plot line of hers. She bought her grandparents house with like her own money. She's like, really cool. Yeah. But yes. So she breaks a girl code, but then he also breaks the guy. She does not break girl code. No, no, the other one. The other one. Oh, Amanda. Yes. So they start hooking up. Like we think rumored. We don't know when it starts. We're also like, we're going crazy. This is last week. I don't know if you guys could tell. It was very distracted. Yeah. She and him matching black screen Instagram story, white text, exact same thing PR firm asked thing. They're saying they're announcing their special connection, not a relationship because he's incapable of relationships. Like girl, you're getting someone who we know can't come in. She they are announcing that they are fucking. They're fucking, but nothing more. Pretty much. And she's what we can all presume hiding in his apartment because guy this guy is, he's housing a homes. He's housing a homeless woman that's dealing with a traumatic breakup. Not only with her bad guy from an abusive bad guy and a breakup from her friend, right? She's no longer her friend because she just got it to screw her friend. Well, we don't know about that. Why do we do that? Why do we do that? She's not dating West. The West is telling other people in the house. You can't hook up with Sierra. That isn't Sierra getting that same, shouldn't she have that same power almost of my best friend shouldn't fucking hook up with the guy I've been complaining to her. But didn't Sierra say I can hook up with whoever I want, why don't you just ask me on a date while you have to ask him? Yeah, West is being targeted. Literally, West did the thing that she told Jesse he should have done to her. No, West should not do anything with a man that ever ever. I'm just going to say, West is kind of like listening to Sierra and like living life through her eyes. She had me on Teeves Sierra, but now they're like, I don't want to show, I'm just selfish. I don't want to show, I'm just convincing West right now. Let me just let me remember in this season we're watching West kind of seduce Sierra again. And she's though you can't seduce Sierra based on what you said to me, this is a strong independent woman. She makes decisions for herself. She's not going to have to solve herself for a fuck boy who doesn't, who, okay, that's the type of guy. And other women potentially projecting things that they've experienced in their lives along to their relationship. I'll do this on a morning. She's holding Sierra to a really high standard of like, oh, don't hook up with the fuck boy. Try to live your life that way. It's difficult. I'm going to have to make in their cracks because they get close to you and they pretend to be gay. To fuck a fuck boy. So it's not hard to not. There's still time. Yeah. Lady fuck boy. You want a lady fuck boy? Okay, go. I love the passion. Please stop hitting the board as hard as you. No, hit it as long as you know. Hard is going to find. Okay. So just, just so I can understand this and I'm trying to be completely objective here as someone who is not consuming the show and I'm just going off of this explanation what I've seen the internet. Sierra, strong independent woman wants a serious relationship, doesn't believe in this idea that like just because two guys are friends, they should have to ask permission in order to ask crowd on a date. Yeah. She just wants to be involved more. She wants to be involved. I get that. I totally get that. She's totally. She's involved in everything. She's involved in their demise. She's involved in his new relationship. Sierra is not like putting that on Amanda, Amanda is actively crying about what her husband is yelling at her in front of everybody. He should not yell at her. You shouldn't be yelling at women. He be doing it. I know it's wrong. It is. It is a, what is the name? Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. This is, there's, you just cannot do that. But try to leave her like not yelling at woman. Yeah. I think it's just, we're all yelling. We all sleep in fog. Yeah. These are not, you can't yell. No one can yell. You can't yell. You're not paying attention to me. You want to hang out with the other guys and not me and I'm your husband. And it's like shut the fuck up. Oh, so he's, he's in security. He's hurt. No, wife doesn't want to be with him. He just wants to be loved. That's true. He just wants to be with him. He's just like over. Like, like, there's so much resentment on the self. But is there a foreman on the self? Because what they really want deep down, they can't ask for, which is, I just want your love. I don't want you to be sitting at home all night smoking weed and just cuddling up. I actually want you to take interest in what I'm interested in, which is DJing and selling trousers. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, maybe that's what he's really into. Something interesting as Amanda is crying and the two episodes ago, she's crying, saying, I didn't ever think I could do better. That's why I married him. Like, if you're saying that, like, it's over. Listen, the reality is, is that, you know, we deal with these complex situations that are handed down to us from the relationships our parents have. And like, we really have to look into Amanda's parents and see why it's together. But with all this, we're, we're thinking about, but why would she settle for this, like, male model? She has. I can't imagine. Kyle is an ageless. He's looked that way since he was born. He's 43. Can you tell? He's 43 years old. He's 43. So he's this incredibly handsome guy and the man is going, I didn't think I deserved anything better. Handsome. He's just like, ageless. I think he looks handsome. He's a DJ. A B match. I forgot. I came on the gay podcast. Well, you then listen to the beginning. This is nothing compared to that. You should see this picture of Mark. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. Where even are we? What, what, what, what, what you were framing to me? They just hardwashed their, their, their situation. It seemed to me and I could be wrong. Wes is dealing with, with this emotional turmoil of realizing he fucked up the best woman that's ever been in his life and he's probably not going to get another chance being Sierra. He's working to get another chance. Let me, let me just pause at the theory. So he's trying to, he's trying. to get this girl back in his life, he realized he was being a fuck boy, and you know what, he ran this girl away, and this girl's probably too strong, she's probably too independent, she probably respect herself too much. She's really not. To give him another chance. Let me just say the card. Can I just get it out? I'm so fainal, I'm so fainal. So, it's exactly you are, love listen, so, so she's like, so he's like, fuck, I just ruined the best thing that could have ever happened to me. I'm down in the dumps, I'm feeling so insecure, I'm feeling so low, I just want to feel good, and Amanda at the same time thought that she could never do better than this guy. It turns out that that relationship was toxic, it was dysfunctional, he's yelling at her, it should never do it, they've with them to get together for 10 years, and you know what, it's not going to work out. So, the both of them are in the dumps, they're at their lowest, and two people at their lowest find each other just so they can feel good for one moment, and then the entire world is scrutinizing. >> Yeah. >> I'm listening, I just, I just thought about some flair. That is what's happening, but let me tell you, I don't care what gender you are, if your friend comes to you and says, you know, I'm having a hard time with this guy who's like going in the New York Times saying I'm like, undatable, that's top of your list, do not fuck. >> That must hurt. >> Amanda, you've been in a relationship for 10 years, try someone else that's not living in the fucking house, didn't screw your friend over for the last three years. >> But you're not going to redo that contract if you do that. >> What about Broco? >> Because they're cool. >> They're cool. >> Friends, he just took her and you missed the big part. They might have been hooking up before they were actually separated. >> Absolutely. >> Is that true? >> We're watching. That's the intrigue of this. >> Is it possible? >> He's never watching. >> Let me ask you this question. Is it possible that Kyle talks to his boy, West, and he goes West. I am in this marriage that I've realized is not right for me. I need to get out of this marriage. Is there any way-- >> If this helps you feel like-- >> Go method. >> Yeah, yeah. So he goes, hey, I need to get out of this marriage. It's not right for me. She's a lovely girl, but she's not into my interest. She doesn't want to DJ until six in the morning. She wants to smoke weed at the house all night, right? I need to get out of this. Is there any way that you could help me? >> He doesn't want to get out of it. He loves Amanda. That's one thing about this guy. She's so hot and awesome and cool and everyone likes to hang out with Amanda. He's realizing, why does my wife hate me? I wish she didn't hate me. >> What are her interests besides smoking weed and chilling at the house? I feel like that's the best job thing. >> Well, they don't drink. They do other drugs. >> She has a swimmer line. >> She likes dating fuck boys. She got to get fuck boys. >> What jobs do they have? So he's a DJ. >> I'm not into the state that household does smoke and weed goes. >> No, day. But she's just not staying at the club till four. She's like, I'm a Mary 34-year-old woman. >> Yeah. >> I like that. >> I like that. I don't like going to the club till four. >> Peter Pan lifestyle and she's like, no, thank you. We don't go out anymore like that. >> What is her occupation? >> She's a swimmer line and I think she's like the creative director of his alcohol company, but I'm not 100%. >> Alcohol company's failing. >> Yes, alcohol company's failing. >> Because of the- >> He's crying his storyline. My wife hates me and I have three months payroll in my small business and it's a really depressing. >> Can I ask one question about that? >> Yeah. >> So, is there a version where he took out this small business loan so he could keep paying his wife that he loves? >> No, because he stopped taking salary and I also don't know if that's what the she's the creative director of. She's kind of like he went to business school. He's the businessman. Why should I have checked about his loan? >> This guy, I feel like he might be a misunderstood. >> It's also, it might be a victim in all it is. >> I think he might be. >> His dude sleeping with his wife. >> Yeah. >> He just wants love from his wife. >> He just wants to smoke weed and chill on a couch all day. >> You are so wrong for that. >> That was the music. Does he have good music? >> Yeah. >> What is the DJing like? >> It's like unoriginal, like he's just playing like I will survive this past weekend. >> He doesn't know what DJing is playing with other people's music? >> That is kind of DJing. >> I like him. >> No. >> You can make an argument that like Wes is DJing his wife. >> Right, like he's playing other people's music. >> Yeah. >> He's playing other people's music. >> Freak it, Freak. >> And there might be a version where he really appreciates it. >> Can I say in this like situation that we're watching this season of Wes trying to like come back. Sierra is being very vulnerable at this big group dinner saying, hey, you guys don't know how hard it is to be on this show. I was the first black cast member and my fucking internet presence is just flooded with people clowning on me for just like letting these white boys play me. >> That does suck. >> That sucks. It sucks really bad. And she's crying at this dinner. And the other black cast members are like, wow, thank you for like bringing this up. We could never like get them to understand. Like Kyle doesn't know shit about that fuck. Like he's just like, you know, not so emotionally intuned perhaps. And Wes is like being very mature and listening to her and you think maybe he's going to grow into like a person who can support her. >> Right. >> And it's also pretty cool to be like, I'm so hot. She's a nurse by the way. She's a nurse. >> It sounds like Kyle and Sierra would be perfectly vulnerable. >> No, she hates Kyle. >> She's about to say the same thing. >> She hates Kyle. >> She hates Kyle. She's like a perfect couple. >> She hates Kyle because Kyle mistreated her best friends. >> But now she knows her best friend will fuck her friend. >> Yeah. >> Maybe her best friend is actually a friend of mine. >> I don't think getting more entrenched in this is the move at all. And let me tell you. >> Friend might be the problem. >> Rihanna has reached out to Sierra and said, I'm going to set you up with Michael B Jordan. He's down. >> She's like. >> Wait. >> Rihanna. >> Yeah. >> Friend of the show, one of Alex's friends that she took her with. >> Yeah. >> I did. >> Yeah, I did. >> That is great. >> He's my best friend. >> I did this. >> So why would she do that? Like, we're watching, we just saw her birthday dinner. He got her a Cartier watch, but she planned all the food. So everyone's kind of like, you got her in that Cartier watch because like, you suck. Like is that- >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. >> He is like, we're not getting Cartier watch, but that was insane. >> Tell me, tell me. >> Hold on, what's that guy? >> It's kind of like when you get flowers because you yelled at her, like, you know, like, that was the tone of the watch giving. But she's planning the birthday. >> Then getting a girl a nice gift is in place of doing all the planning. >> Yeah, that's unattractive. >> Yeah, but the guys that do all the planning, they probably aren't willing to buy their girl something really nice. >> It felt like the good guys- >> It felt like the good guys people- >> It felt like the good guys people- >> The good guys- >> You have a good husband. >> The good guys do both. >> Yeah. >> The good guys might not exist in what this is showing me. >> I don't know if you're going to find good guys who want to be on reality shows. >> Yeah, exactly. >> I don't think Bravo's Summer House. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I don't know if that's where you're going to find your- >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That might be sweet. >> That's in session I can give you. >> They have probably an insatiable desire for attention without a skill to get it. So therefore they put themselves on- >> Couldn't be the same thing he said about podcasters. >> No. >> No. >> Yes. >> I mean, you're a comedian. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> We're comedians. Yes, you could say it about podcasters at some point. >> I think everyone here living in a tension economy, everyone loves this out of their own voice. I don't think Summer House is like as bad as like- >> To your point, I think- >> This is the most chic one you could do. >> I think you could say it about podcasters, but I think if you have like an art, like let's say you do music or you do comedy or something like that, you have a thing you could get attention for. I don't know if these guys have a thing they could get attention for. Therefore, the currency is drama. >> The currency is drama for sure. >> And it's a really tough situation to put on, like I look at the housewives chicks and I go, they need attention. They want cameras on them. They want people talking about them, but they don't really have a skill to do anything. >> They're usually broke. The housewives. >> Well, maybe they need one as well. >> They go on that show to get money. These people are going on the show to get a following to like have a future like Page and Hannah. >> It is interesting that- >> Yeah, it has a failing sales or company on one of the biggest shows on the way- >> I know, it's so late. You've had 10 years of free advertising, you can't make an alcohol company work. Are you fucking dumb as shit? >> Yeah. >> Like, it's a creative direction, huh? >> Yeah, it could be the creative direction, like maybe if he hired a different creative director, then there would be a more successful constraint. >> I don't think it's my sword, but I'm so loyal that he won't fire his wife who might be the issue for the business. >> I regret saying that because I don't, Joey, can we get a fact check on that? What is she the creative director of Amanda? She does have a swimmer line, and I know that was important to her for- >> And how is that doing? >> I don't know. She didn't wear one in the pool that day, and that was a huge problem. >> Ooh, she has a swimmer on her way, and she's wearing- >> She's a swimmer company, but- >> But your skinny-dipping, a lot of things are not asking up. >> She was wearing a bronzer. >> Oh, the beverage ran lower. >> Okay. >> She is the creative director and lead designer for the beverage brand, Love her Boy. >> She's an artist. She's like, that's her thing. She says that. She's like, I don't know anything about business. I design- >> Well, clearly she doesn't, because- >> That's compile, and oh my God, he looks great. >> Maybe there's another reason why it's failing. Maybe- >> Have you ever seen this drink out? Like they have distribution problems? It's like a poorly run company. Like you've never heard of it. >> No. >> So- >> But I also, yeah. >> He's so cringe. >> All right, guys. 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She'll go in the bathroom crying, right? She'll come out and she'll see West and she'll smile or like they're walking by each other in the hallway and she'll kind of like do like a dragging arm thing in her arms or touch your mouth. And I'm watching now being like, oh, all bets are off of when this situation started. Yeah, fuck it. That might be what is that called the monkey boss? Monkey boss. It's where like you like you don't let go of one until you have a handle. She could not let go of him until she had him. And so maybe he helped a she's like methadone, like he helped her off it. Yeah, but she should be off men entirely. She should. I encourage her. Like you can't go cold turkey. Yeah. And you're bouncing on a crazy style for years, all of a sudden, you're bouncing on a crazy style. Yeah, they were out. They were out. Come on. Oh my God. In the show, he asked her to shower with her and she says, no, it's like she sounds horrible. She's not great. She like, there's nothing endearing you like, you're like, she's very insecure at leaving this relationship and like went for the first thing, but the way you're describing her, she's like some pot head that just hangs out in the couch while her husband's company that he pays her to work at is failing. Maybe she should be working. I think you're overemphasizing this don't I think. I'm just going off of what you said that her personality wasn't. She's just kind of like, oh, it's 11 p.m. maybe I'd want to like watch a show and hit the pen with my husband. Maybe you should design some new cans. Maybe you should work on the brand. He asked her to come in the shower and she said, no, like he's trying to get over it. Yeah. There's nothing better than he's coming in the shower. Yeah. I'm just saying we're not having sex. It's not like she's like, but I mean, it seems like it's hers. She's the problem. He's trying. He's making an effort. So he's making an effort. Less is the fucking problem. That is your ex's best friend. You wouldn't do that. They both fuck that. You guys all wouldn't do that. Yeah. Would you get me out of the scorpion for stinging some, you know, it's like, you know my nature. You just started to ride across the river. I know his nature. This is very dark. How would you know that he was going to do this? We know his nature. He said he's a fuck boy. Yeah. I didn't expect that from fuck boys, like, but we only learned he was a fuck boy once he had already like been engaged with Sierra and like invited her, they were engaged. No, like engaged with like he was like, he was kissing Sierra on this first season of his. And then once it airs, then we kind of realized he's a fuck boy kissing. They were fucking. Yeah. Okay. But like they were hooking up. And then because they're hooking up on the show, it means they're in a relationship. She was kind of like, I don't really want to be with anyone unless you like actually have feelings for me. And he kind of was like, yeah, okay, like all he kind of was like or he said, okay, I'll be with you. No. He's like, this is like girl years where like they hear, yeah, we're in relationship, but he's probably like, now we're just fucking. And then she gets upset. No, I kind of think. They were best doing the thing. Right. He's like, he's been using his close friendship with her to be like, yeah, like I know you want someone like on that someone. And then this second, he can like get asked with his new followers. And he's like, I would never be with Sierra. Let me tell fucking every podcast and news outlet who cares what I have to say that like I would never want to be with Sierra. Meanwhile, she's like, fuck you dude, keep my name out your mouth. You're a rookie. You've never been on a reality show. You don't do that to each other. Like we're a tight knit community. Oh, rookie. We survive when we do that as a people and like traders like, isn't it the basis of reality shows fucking people over? Yeah, that doesn't work. I get it. Not in that unique way. Your favorite word. Ghost. Yes. So ghost. It's so ghost. But I would also say, if you got in a disagreement with Mark, you wouldn't like go to New York Times and be like, Mark was a root to me, but they could actually help would take it so seriously. Yeah. Talk about me as much as he can. Yeah. He'll be at such a sweet. Yeah. And the Maryland show as well. Yes. I, it seems to me that Sierra's personality type does not fit with reality TV. No, she's like really fun and funny. But that's not what the show is about. Would you rather all of them or just I really will just it nice this show. Let me tell you what this show is about. Having never seen it drama. Yeah. And the first time there's some real drama the entire world is talking about it. So that's what the show has been missing. Well, there's a lot of it is perfect for the show because she represents you. Yes. She represents the viewer. So I'm going to get fucked over by these psychopaths on a reality show. What I mean by like not supposed to be on a reality show, I mean, the personality type, she's like so like measured and from your description. Cool and normal. Cool and normal. Yeah. The advantage of by all these people who are not really measured. Cool and normal. They have a sensation. And she's also dealing with something that is being a 10 out of 10. She's like everyone's obsessed with me. Don't fuck me unless you were serious about it. Well, you know, all the dudes coming to our house and like want to fuck with Sierra. And she's like, I only want to let someone in. They're like, share my values. How she tried not to fight them. She did try. He weaseled his way in. How long? A friendship. That I don't know. A summer. He weaseled in through friendship. Yeah. We've seen it done. Oh, we've seen it. We've seen it done. Just saying, girls, you got to hold out a little bit more. You got to see. Yeah. You got to see how long they work. The air here is the mistake. I'm just saying anytime. If there's a wooden horse outside, don't bring it inside. Don't bring the wooden horse in. I'm going to be a horse. I'm going to be a horse to be a wooden horse. Because he wouldn't want to do a wooden horse. That's what guys do. Take it over to the indie club. Get them off the payroll. I mean, they always on a TV show. They talk in a. They talk in the guy who goes on the reality show for attention. Everyone's on the reality show. That's a non-starter. She doesn't have to only fuck people in the reality show. Yes. That's an interesting thing to me because I'm like, dude, just find another dude. But why can't she? Because she's insecure. Does it? I don't know if she would tell her, hey. We go with this girl. Hey. What are we talking about? Let's get into it. Get out. It's real talk. Mark. Talk your shit. What is it? It's not real. It's real talk. It's real talk. It's real talk. It's not real. What do you mean? Like this is a science experiment. The producers put them in rooms and then they manipulate them and then they edit it to make it look like something. And they add alcohol. Yeah. They mostly torture. They're most real. For sure. Oh, you're talking. She's so cute. She's so cute. They really buy it to this dude. I know. Yeah. Can I just be like watching a trash show for 10 years? This is the kind of punchline you hope is going to pay off. Like, we've been invested in these things. This is a door. It's fun. But it's not like Alex. The answer to the phone up was I was like Christopher Columbus was so noble and brave. I read it in a book. I didn't learn that in high school that he might not be. Yeah, he might not be. But whatever. We're here already. Yeah. So the point is you have people who are probably all a little bit crazy. Uh-huh. That's why they agreed to go on a reality show and expose the inner workings of their emotional turmoil with the world. It's not even an equity stake. They get a fake. They still have agents. I said, look at people. Would you let somebody in? But would you let somebody film you hooking up with guys and you still had a day job? If I could work here Monday through Thursday and get this following Friday through Sunday, absolutely. I don't think that you wouldn't. I know. You wouldn't. No, I can't say what you wouldn't do. I'm not talking about hooking up with guys. guys. But would you let somebody film like the intimacies of your emotional relationships and you still worked at a restaurant? It's one or the other, right? Like this is they're giving them nothing. >> I guess you're doing it as an out to get out of your restaurant job. You're hoping that you can build a following to get out. >> So it's like emotional squid games. It's like instead of competing to the death, you're just like putting your psyche on the line every single episode. >> And you're hoping that you can make yourself a face. >> And you're going through that job and Monday through Thursday, you're like, man, this sucks. I'm like, I know how to get attention on this show. >> I know what I got to do. >> That's our banner. >> What I got to do. >> There are some success stories like Hannah and Paige. But then you also have Kyle who's in debt with a city company that's been on for 10 seasons. >> Well, now he's doing front facing content, being like it was really hard for me to be open about my financial losses. And I would really support if you guys would support lover boy and come to my DJ shows. So I think he's going to like turn it around. >> 10 seasons. >> He's just fucking loser. That's a big takeaway. His Kyle is lean. >> I don't know enough. >> I don't know the guy. >> I don't know. I don't know enough. I don't know enough. But based on what you're saying, I think a lot of people could probably relate to having a dream and like giving everything and putting it after it and then like not working out. >> And then your boy steals your wife. That is the- >> That would suck. >> This guy, this guy has lost the most. >> Yes. >> This guy has lost him. He lost the love of his life and his marriage. >> Man also lost his marriage and his way of going. >> Man is going to be fine. She already got another guy. >> He likes to be the green. >> I don't know. Well, like she's already got another guy and she's the talk of the town. >> Yeah. >> She's the talk of the town in a bad way. And honestly, something that I think a man does not calculate is that West will not commit to you either, bitch. I'm sure that he's just like scrolling through his new followers from this, looking at everyone in a bikini being like, life's awesome. >> West should be the face of their selfs are brand. >> That is lover boy. >> He's not a lover, but first of all, you don't want a lover. >> Girls really drink seltzer, you don't want a lover, is it? >> Yeah. >> They want a fuck boy. >> But you can't put that word on the can. >> So you say lover boy? >> Yeah. >> It's fuck boy seltzer. And that's being- >> Can we call it West? >> Peek fuck boy right there. >> I would assume that Kyle wants to kill West. >> No, no, no, Kyle wants a tension and West is giving Kyle a tension. >> It's the worst kind of tension. >> No, it's better because before he was just- >> Can you explain how the reality showed a herd? >> No, it's the worst kind. >> Do you still cool Steve Austin really try to kill Vince McMahon? >> Yeah, what do you believe in not believe? >> When they, like, do you think Vince McMahon's daughter really married Triple H? Like, it like- >> I think I didn't watch WWE, Mark. >> Do you think that's a lot of power of context? >> Yes. >> Yeah, you're- >> I'll be WWE's realer than this. I promise you. >> Actually, in fairness, Triple H did marry Vince McMahon's daughter. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm working together. >> This is, like, pretty fucking real to me, I don't know, because also when they announce they're laughing, when they announce- >> This is so adorable. >> Yeah. >> This is like- >> Can't even have obvious. >> I'm thinking about my daughter and I'm going to have to go through this in a few years with, like, Blues Clues. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But Blues Clues has more blue because it listens to you. It's like, where's the pencil? And you're like, it's over there. And he's like, oh, thanks. >> Yeah, well, the pencil is West in Batulla. >> That's Batulla. >> Batulla? That's your laughing? >> Yeah. >> Batulla? >> Yeah. >> There's a picture of Sierra when they co-post their, like, Instagram story thing. There's just a paparazzi picture of her in New York City in meat packing, like, on the ground. To the point where it's like, I thought she probably knew, but she didn't know that they were posting that. Clearly. She's, like, literally outside of, like, pasties, like, fuck, on the ground. So it's, like, she's just getting screwed over by people that she- >> Well, she doesn't really believe this shit. >> Yeah, you don't think that the paparazzi- >> But how do the paparazzi know she was- >> Yeah. >> She was like, yeah. I tell you, I actually got this in a group chat of, like, women I went to college with way before page six at it. >> Are you starting to realize a little bit of what's happening or no? >> I know. >> [LAUGH] >> It's like, page six gets this great shot. >> The perfect shot. >> At the exact moment- >> Dude, when they go homeless, they're locked down there. >> Yeah, I have to show you that I have this photo before it was published? >> Murturingly and caringly. Why would the paparazzi beat you outside? >> You want the paparazzi? >> I literally got this text in a group chat of my friend sent me like, oh, so-and-so sent me this photo. Like, they saw her there. Like, not photo is not like- >> So it might be completely detached from us. >> I think it's 27. >> And there is nothing to do with it. >> And then we're just checking the story together. >> But it's possible that this has nothing to do with this at all. It's possible that's not even Sierra. >> What do you mean by that? >> I'm just saying- >> I'm just introducing side-offs to- >> I just say, it's possible it's AI, it's possible it's anything. If we don't have the dates to this, it just looks like a moment where she's into spare and then we're applying it to this situation, it could have nothing to do with it. >> And who's the dude who's consoling her? >> Exactly. >> That I don't know. >> He looks like a gay older gentleman. >> Or he's playing the West gay. And that's about to be the next fuck boy that she falls for. >> I think ABC is silly to not make Sierra the bachelor, meanwhile. >> She would never do that. I think she's too good for it, honestly. Like, I don't think she would allow it. >> She's so adorable. She went on traders. She'll go on the bachelor's. >> Traders actually a high level. >> It's like complex and it's like chest basically, it's basically what it is. It's traders is like a high level teller. >> It's not real. >> It's not real. >> It's not real. >> It's TV. And those people are actually backstabbing each other, like traders like they're actually shocked, you know. >> Oh, bar. >> Like it actually like you can see the display. >> It wasn't produced at all. >> It's funny. >> It's funny. >> No, they actually say they don't do produces. >> It really is once you like something, you have to make it smart. >> Yeah. >> No, no. >> Traders be smart. >> I happen to like it. >> That is it. >> You have to like get a really high SATs to where to understand traders. Like just in general, like you have to be like a big brand. >> Yeah. >> I don't know one dumb guy that doesn't. >> Can we just like? >> We just like to work on it. >> Traders is like, I like it. >> We can't do traders. >> I don't know if I can hang. I don't know if I can handle it. >> Really? >> No, you're too honest. >> There's a lot. >> There's a lot. >> There's a lot. >> There's a lot. >> No people traders. It's like easier than the celebrity one. >> You could like. >> Miles and I played traders weekend. >> It's like a TV game where like you have like your phone and one of you is the murderer, then you have to try to guess who it is based off evidence. >> You guys are giving me shit for watching reality TV. He's playing games about it. >> That's beyond reality. That's like literally the most real. >> You're laughing. >> You're laughing. >> You're laughing at this. >> Yeah. >> And Miles is guilty twice in a row and played it off both times. >> Traders. >> No, I got caught both times. >> Yeah, you tried. You tried a lot of all of those. >> Yeah, I did. >> So many close people. >> Is there a moment where Kyle and Wes talk about Amanda? >> Yeah. >> The most recent episode, which is like August 2nd, 2025, he's saying, hey, bro, don't talk to your wife like that. She's our friend. Like that's the last we see. >> No, I'm talking about Afro. >> Yeah, we don't. >> Oh, okay. >> We don't know. >> No, they are communications. >> He'd be like, yeah, what? Bro, treat your wife better because I'm smashing it. >> Yeah. >> Cuz I want to talk. >> Yeah. >> No, it's probably fucking her. >> But also doesn't need benefit if she treats her worse. Like, is that she needs him more? >> Think you need me. >> It's like kind of a bunch of thousands of years, right? So he's like, the more vulnerable she is, or isolated she is, I imagine you think Wes is truly evil. >> I don't think he's truly evil. I think he just wants everything in front of him, which is both of these women. In this season, one is married, one is kind of, doesn't trust him. >> He's constantly seeking validation. >> Yes, he's an insecure man as well. >> He validates himself through women instead of art. >> Yes. >> Unless you call sports journalism art. >> Well, no, there's an art to journalism. >> Yeah, there's. >> I've actually never read his work, I don't know what it's about at all. >> We should bring up an article. >> Yeah, I would love that. Clearly, the guy's got a way with words, right? He's able to. >> He's a charmer. >> Yeah, he must be charming. >> He's charming. >> Yeah. >> Right? >> Never trust an adult blonde. It's not good. It's not good. It's not a good idea. >> It's an interesting point. >> A blonde blonde. >> They're both adult blondes. >> You don't see a lot of adult blondes, huh? Like male blondes. >> Yeah. >> Why is it? >> They're dangerous. >> What is that? >> Do they hair? It's not to get darker when you get older. >> Yeah. >> We all live in Sweden is probably part of it. >> They're evil people. >> That's why he dies this thing. >> Yeah. >> Where the people in jail with you in Sweden, brown hair, is that how they, they disproportionately do lock up brown hair. >> Do they disproportionately lock up their brown hair at people? >> Yeah. >> So yeah, because that's all they have to do. >> Were there any super blue-eyed blonde hair, like the Aryan dudes in jail with you? >> There's actually two. >> Really? >> I think they're Russian though. >> Okay. >> From there. >> Okay. >> Damn. >> Okay. So then, what is your neighbors? You've never seen these people? >> I've never seen one of them out. >> These are your neighbors out there and probably in the city as well. >> Where's the house? >> The houses in Hampton Bay? >> Water Mill. I don't know. >> Well, those are very different places. >> Very different places. >> Look at where the house is. >> Yeah. Joey, I'm curious where the house is. They're also getting a new one for the next season. >> I saw that this one's on sale. >> It's on sale. >> Flagory content house. We take it old. >> Water Mill. >> Is that East Hampton? >> Water Mill is right before Bridge Hampton. >> Beautiful area. >> Yeah. >> It's a beautiful house. They have a great time at the house. >> Summer house. Wow. I can't believe I've never heard of this fucking show. >> Is anyone good for your wife? What is it? >> Oh, no, she's never watched the show. She only watched the housewives. And last night, I go home and as I get into bed, it's on. >> Yeah. Because it's-- >> It's pantalizing. >> Yeah. >> There's so much. I mean, you guys should tune in. Tell me if you think they're fucking-- >> Yes. >> Page is still on the show? >> No. Page is laughing all the way to the fucking bank and I'll tell you why. Last season was her last summer house season. And she broke up with her boyfriend, who is also on Southern Charm, that's a different franchise. >> Okay. >> And their Southern Charm drama is also very good and Craig is just like crashing out. So Page left summer house and left her loser ass Southern Charm boyfriend. And she just did a collab with Courtney Kardashian. >> Wow. >> She's honestly really cool and awesome. So is there a way to be successful on this show? and not be, what do you, how would you define these people? >> I would say pages like the only case because Hannah Brunner did crash out really bad on summer house. >> Like crashed out. >> Yeah, like it was like, I think if you're going to go on the show, you're probably going to be embarrassed. >> But they mentally torture them. They give them up all night and give them alcohol. >> Does that sound like torture to you? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's amazing. >> Kind of does something on it. >> Yeah. >> I've wanted to get in there, so I feel like a professional in New York who had no access to the Hamptons. >> Yeah. >> Here's a fun share house. We have day parties on Saturdays. >> Completely. >> Like, you see how it sounds fun. >> Yeah, I'm so happy to do it. >> Yeah. >> It sounds so fun. >> Yeah. >> It's pretty amazing. >> Hey, you want to join our friend group? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You talked about it fondly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, but it wasn't filmed. >> Yeah. >> It was put on TV. >> Not that you know. >> It's a good point. >> It being monetized by another entity. >> Well, they're also getting a paycheck. >> No, when you can quit your job. >> No, I think that, and I think Andy Cohen was the only guy that got people to watch regular TV when everything went to streaming. >> No. >> Like that's how compelling these shows go. >> And also he's talking to me. >> Genius. >> Most usable streamer. I love it. >> Now, what's the difference between Dr. Phil and Andy Cohen? >> Wow. Okay. Dr. Phil in my memory kind of capitalized more on people's like mental illness and like poverty. >> Let me hear you. >> Let me hear you. >> Marry Povitch. >> Yeah, like. >> What? >> You see. >> I'm going to go to the bathroom and just work that out. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. >> Okay. Andy Cohen deals with more like aspirational like former actresses. It's not like, sorry, someone with like a mental disability fighting with their. Isn't that what Dr. Phil was? >> Like, who's more successful off of these shows? Catch me outside girl or the highest earner of summer house. Catch me outside girl. >> Catch me outside girl. >> Yeah. >> I think Dr. Phil hits an higher clip. >> Catch me outside girl is rich right now. >> Mm-hm. >> What was her name? >> She scares me. >> She just made like fucking eight mil off of only pants essentially like that. >> But that's one case like Andy Cohen has so many people who come out of. >> Andy Burgoli has a net worth of 35 to 50 mil. >> Wow. >> For what? >> Exactly. >> Only a fan. >> So shut out. >> Okay, that's for him. That's different. >> He's doing the love work. >> That's such work. >> But. >> Okay. >> All of his profession. >> Yeah, all of his profession unfortunately. >> Yep. >> Yeah, I'm unfortunately. >> So what is the new season come out? >> That's it. >> We're watching new seasons. >> We're having it. >> How have you been listed in? >> We're in it. >> At the summer of 25. It comes out now. >> Yeah, it's happening now. >> What's happening? >> Summer of 26 will come out next year. >> Yes. >> When you're forgetting where you're still looking forward to a reunion, where they will all sit on a couch like this with Andy Cohen in the middle and they will talk about the themes. They'll talk about, did you watch it? How do you feel? And I'm like, how is Amanda going to even show up there? And we'll, okay, that's the only thing about Andy Cohen. >> I have your shame to go on the show. >> You can't. If you want to come back the next year and if you want to get your final paycheck, you have to go to the reunion. Those are Andy Cohen rules. >> Yeah. >> It keeps them like kind of- >> You're saying that she wouldn't go on the most watched TV show that- >> You're almost saying Andy Cohen folds money- >> So people can call her a white devil? I don't think that- >> They don't care. They want attention, Alex. They'll do anything for it. They found something where they get to party in the Hamptons and get the attention. They would do anything for the attention. These people are as mentally ill as the people that go on Dr. Phil, maybe more. >> More? >> Yeah, because at least Dr. Phil, they're kids. >> These are grown adults that should know better and still choose to do it. And it's doesn't mean it's not fun in our team or watch. >> I have an interesting- >> Yes. >> Responsive. >> Please, please, please, please. >> The way that the attention economy has shifted, now you're basically- it's a race to get followers if you want a career as a- >> Because you can monetize the followers, right? >> Absolutely. That's what they're up to and there are no sorry scripted talking head shows anymore. There is no guy code to like put you on. This is their confessional. This is their talking head show. That's what's available. >> The whole thing is evil. This culture is sick. We're in end stages. >> Yeah, but don't blame the- >> No, what I would say is that there are other ways that you can get on. Like, there are tons of people making really cool creative content online. >> Yeah. >> That don't have followers. >> No, and there are people that make creative fun content online that do have followers. >> Yeah. >> Like the Drusky sketch is like fun creative content online and got tons of views, way more views. >> Well, not a Drusky for skip payments. >> By doing content. >> Doing content. >> Yeah, but was it always sketch or was it like vlogging or like- >> No. >> I think it was only sketch. >> To me, sketch is what I remember. >> But maybe. >> Did he have to tell me who he was like a year ago? >> Sure, it's not going to fit in like every- >> Yeah. >> But he's objectively massive. So like the idea that you can't make it through art, I think is- >> Yeah. >> Sure. But like, this is a really easy way to do it. >> Well, yeah, if you don't have art, then you got to do it. >> In the easy way is not always the best way. >> And just having influencers doesn't make your shelter brand work. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, no one- >> Because they don't really want a shelter brand. >> They want to monetize fame. >> And you can't make enough money on the show. >> And CKD is a good way to do it. >> Exactly. >> Same thing. >> But Hannah could do stand up. So Hannah left started doing stand up and she's like- >> And she blows the fuck up. >> Yeah. >> Because she has an art. >> Yes. >> And that's way better. >> I guess I don't see that like they can't do art if they're on this show. >> They might be able to do art. >> Yeah. >> But it seems so far from what you're explaining. They all might be artists, right? >> I just have empathy as like a person in their 20s. In the city with no access to the Hamptons. Like, fuck yeah, give me a ticket out. >> I don't begrudge anybody for wanting to go there. >> Yeah. >> But there's a price that you pay for doing it, right? >> Yeah. >> So the price here is like the whole world is going to watch some social turmoil. >> And that's actually what Hannah- >> I have empathy for them that are going through that. Like that must be really tough. And also must be really tough to be like, fuck, I still want the attention. And I still feel like I need the fans and I still need these things. So I'm going to have to submit this myself to something that's going to make me miserable. >> I have zero empathy for that. >> For their adults and their choosing to do it. >> Yeah, but sometimes. >> They know what you sign up for. >> You kind of know. I think you get sold to Bill of Goods. >> You're part of the Hamptons. >> Fine love and have fun. >> We've seen your reality TV. >> But you don't know it's going to be that bad until it happens to you. >> I agree. >> You think like hell. >> How many times do we have to see the same thing over? Like every reality TV show. >> That's fair. >> This is the kind of the women get the lights from everything. >> Because like they meet a pimp and they're like, oh, maybe I'll just do it for like a weekend. Maybe I'll strip. >> And then the pimp takes advantage of them and they get exploited. So like these cycles of abuse continue to go on. Obviously. >> You put a lot of sex trafficking happens like under wraps. Like you don't see. It's not filmed put on TV. >> I get the better for your album. >> But people don't know. >> Yeah, there's enough kind of sex work. >> Sex work generally doesn't mean anything. >> People understand cycles of explanation. But yet they still do it because people continue to make the same mistakes. We're falling people. >> All right. >> There's all the original sin. >> And here's the reason why I'm telling you a way out. >> There's so many people like, you know, there's so many like people that want to make it in Hollywood. And then they're like shitty producers. They would take advantage of that desire to go make something with them with their lives. And like, why can that not be also true in this situation? If it can happen to like some of the most famous actors in history, why would it not happen to reality sharks? >> I get it. I just think that reality. We know the producers are trying to make as much drama as possible. And so it's like-- >> Yeah. >> What I would say about reality is that like now I think that we're seeing more than ever, is that like people are going on it for opportunity. Like if you've ever watched like the bachelor or the bachelor at now, all the people on the show, they're not going to find love. >> They're going to find reasons. >> They're going to find things. >> That's something they say on that show. >> Exactly. >> And like they're performing and they're living up to like archetypes for the show. Like I'm going to be bad guy. I'm going to be sweet guy. I'm going to be supportive. And like it's almost to the point where like now the show is satirizing itself. Beasons too self-aware. So to Alex's point, all these people know what they're getting into. They grew up watching these shows. They know what characters thrive on these shows. They know what characters get no attention on the shows. And you don't want to be someone who's on it without any attention. >> Let Taylor Frankie Paul be the bachelor at. >> We want to see it. >> No, look man. >> They're so stupid. >> If that kid wasn't in the video, she's still the bachelor. >> I actually, I'm going to be honest. I didn't watch the video because I didn't want it to get hit. >> It's disturbing. >> I don't know if the kid got hit. >> I love the kid got hit. >> If I can listen to Kanye, we can't have him. >> I know. >> This is great. >> He's like, hey, if I don't watch it, it didn't happen. >> You know how many football players still play when they hit their watch? >> Because they have an art. >> I hate to bring Kanye has an art. And that's why he's able to do fucking. >> Football is not art. >> Football is an art. >> Is it? >> Is ballet an art? >> Yes, football is not ballet. >> How is it not? >> Just like smash heads. >> Oh my god. >> Rain scramble. >> What is ballet vomit? Vomit. >> Vomit. >> Vomit. >> But it's like, stand in my tippy toes. >> Have you considered it's also pink? >> Also that. >> That is a very bad. >> And that makes more art. >> Football is pink and up to over. >> Press cancer awareness. >> But my point is that if you have things that there's an intangible skill attached to it, then you kind of get away with it. >> I don't think you should. >> He's more monetizing a skill and being funny, honestly. Like situational, like page is just like charming as fuck her whole time in the house. >> Yeah, and maybe that's why she was so unique and able to launch. >> Launch. >> To launch. >> Whereas I think most people are funny because they're unaware of how absolute served they're acting in front of the camera. >> Yeah. >> And we all get to watch it like, what the fuck am I saying? Like watching those dormant wives shit is insanity. >> Yeah. >> That shows actually too dark. >> It's IQ cancer. >> Sad, a little bit. >> It's sad. >> But we watch it. We watch the, what is intervention when I was growing up. That was our version of like, you're seeing someone's life fall apart and their family members come around to try to save them. And you watch an episode, you're like, my life ain't that bad. >> So let me tell you, I think summer houses is. I feel, I don't have that like icky feeling watching it 'cause it's like, oh, they're 30, they're hot. It'll be fine. - Yeah. - Versus like an intervention. It's like. - Well, that is the most extreme. - Yeah. - But I agree with you. We know it's actually the perfect thing. - But that's the difference with like Dr. Phil is like, Dr. Phil, I got that icky feeling. - You get a little icky feeling. I don't think we should feel icky about it. It's like the perfect discreet, like. - Yeah, this one's fine, this one's fine. - This is what Americans need right now, by the way. - Yeah. - We want to escape. The reason this is so big is because Americans like, I don't want to think about the news, I don't want to think about the war, I don't want to think about anything. - Absolutely. - Give me emotional drama, and I'll just focus my attention over there. - This is just older people's IRL streamers. - Exactly. - Like, there's no different speed in fucking, you know. - The same exact, it's literally the same thing. - I don't know what time about streaming 'cause I'm locked in, I'm missed. - This is streaming. - Yeah, they just go and live their life. The people are watching them live their life. - That's what happens. - It's a blog. - But also, I think, I don't know how streaming works, but this is interesting and that like, the time away from the camera is also T. Like, we're wondering what they- - This is a testament to the investment that the audience has in it. Like, you built up the relationships with these people, which is like no different than podcasts. - Completely fair. - Completely fair. - Like, I think Sierra is my best friend, that's concerning. - That's the power of this, and that's why Cohen's brilliant. And I'm sure the editors are editing it so you empathize with her. - Well, that's the other thing. While this season is still airing, it's like the episodes we still have to watch. Are they going back and re-editing them? Are they giving us more of them flirting? - Yeah. - Who knows? - Absolutely. - Because the whole thing's filmed before they put it out. - Yeah, and they have no control in the edit. - Yeah. - You ever watched that formula one? - Drivers survive. - Drivers survive. - I do. - It comes out way after the season, right? So you already know who wins, but they figure out all the drama, and then they edit for the drama. - Around it. - And it's awesome. - Yeah. - What do we want? We know that wrestling is, the answer is already written, but toy with us as we get there. That's this. - But it's better than wrestling. (laughing) - For you. (laughing) - Yeah, for you. - Until they're selling out stadiums, I don't know if it's better. - Ooh. - They might be able to look here. - They're selling out stadiums like in the house. - They could sell out a stadium of the reunion. - That's what I think. - They should, I'm so good. - They should sell tickets to the reunion. - They should, MSG. - Nah, you can't though. - Why why why? - You gotta control the edit. - 'Cause you gotta control the edit. - Yeah, it's not scripted. - No, no, the reunion is live, right? - They like film it in one go. - But then they chop it down. - Oh, I thought it's live. - The show's reunion is live. - It's live. - You watch live. - It's like, it's as close to live, I will say. - So live, I was like pay of it six months after. - With the reunion. - With cursing and all that. - Go, go, sorry. - It's pretty much just like one show. They just like film it. But if people get heated, they take a break. And then and that's part of it. They bring a camera and they're like, I don't wanna go back. They're fucking with me. And it's like, that's funny. - It's not open to the public or ticketed seating. - No, of course not. - Of course not. - I gotta watch it. When is the reunion? - When is the reunion? I don't know. But it's gonna be the biggest night in America. - Oh, wee! (laughing) - It is. - Trump tweeted about it today. He said, APM. - The APM. (laughing) - And there it is. - It has to go on past APM tonight so we can watch. - Is it possible that there are some leaders of the IRGC right now watching Summer House? And they're like, we can't throw someone in the water. - We can't throw someone in the water. - The elevator was posted with the green card in Miami. - You're right. - You saw it. There's 100% chance you saw it. And she's probably team Sierra. - Rihanna and John Hammer, like the two biggest people who have spoken on this. - Yeah. - But I think this is just showing that everyone's watching Bravo. - Well, that's the thing I've seen a lot of celebrities take pictures and like hang out with the housewives or the Mormon wives or whatever. - Yeah. - I want to comment to venture some of the pods I listened to and that like the hosts are like friends with Amanda and Kyle and they're like, oh, we shouldn't like talk about our friends. Break up. Like that's page in Hannah were pretty. - And or celebrities who also like the attention could just be jumping on this wave and pretending that they're big fans of the show. - Do you think we're not on any of the fucking attention? I think she's invested. She's her friend. - Yeah, wait. I'm like, and I'm not shocked we're gonna like it. - No, we shouldn't be shocked. We all like this. - This is like at it's core. - Yeah, but you are insisting on talking down on it. - Let me think a bunch of you down on it. - Let me think about talking down on it. - I think that like, you're talking down to the reaction. - Can I tell you I also used to think like, hold on, we're out into this trash. - I don't think, I think that there's trashy aspects to everything. - I mean, earlier this episode we talked about Mark being so handsome that I was gonna butt-fuck him. - This is a day I'm not gonna say that. - Yeah, I did. I might never watch this. - Yeah. - And now he takes heroin to get skinny, so it's like. - Oh, God. - Are you on that? - Yeah. - What? - Hero? - He's on the heart. - The HLP one. - The HLP one. - Yeah. - So like, yeah, not everything has to be high art, but I think we can look at certain things and be like, oh, this is a little bit, was it like, when you're taking advantage of people, what is that? For taking advantage of people that like, specifically are mentally ill. - Like predatory. - Yeah, you could say like there's predatory aspects to it. Now, that doesn't mean that we're not gonna fucking watch it. We love watching predatory. We watch the NFL and they're giving each other CTE nonstop. - Now, they're signing up to get to CTE. - That's why I think it's hard. - Because you hurt yourself with son app, well then ballet is an art. - Hmm. - Hmm. - That ballet, I mean, if you know ballerinas, like their bodies get absolutely destroyed. - No, I do think of that. - So I don't think just because you're body is important. - But that's just a personal thing. - Well, yeah, but something boring doesn't make it not art. Every play I go watch is boring. - Yeah, Ross, Ross goes kind of boring. - But also like sports are different than art. Those are different things. - Sure. - Yes, they are different than art. Sure. - You're talking about like societal value. - I'm talking about skill based. There's like a skill. - I think the biggest takeaway from all this is go home and watch this with your girl. - Oh, hell yeah. - Like this is just an easy thing to like do. And it's okay to watch and judge. Like that's what we watch. - Yeah, yeah, totally. - Maybe that's more than my perspective. It's like, I'm allowed to judge it. That's why we're watching it. - No, we can judge people. - Please, and I love watching Bravo 'cause you can like talk over it. This is like perfect. Like, oh, pull up my phone. - Yes. - Like this is truly double screen watching. I don't feel weird about it. - Yes, yeah. - Like when I'm watching something scripted, I don't want to be on my phone. Like someone made something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You might one shot might be like so informative. This is not that. This is just like perfect distraction TV. - And maybe it's at the level where it's not so predatory that we can enjoy it. - Whereas Dr. Phil passes predatory in the future and you're like, "Well, pay the rich." They're in the hamptons. - Like more and more and more. - Why is this so dark? Real hostage of Beverly Hills has been really dark the season and it's like, but this is so like, you got the future ahead of you. - A perfect amount of dark. The stakes are just high enough where we're like, I'm invested, but if there's not like children involved who are being torn apart, so you don't feel bad. That's maybe that's why this is so exciting. It's like, I want something that I can just get distracted with, but I don't feel bad after watching. - And what Amanda just did to Sierra is something like so rarely seen in the wild. - Girls doing that to other girls? - Yeah, like I think you grow out of that by 21. - I have a different theory on this when we spoke about this yesterday. - Yeah, I don't agree with you. - I think girls when they're in their 30s, every guy's fair game. I think when they feel that clock ticking, they're like, I got it. I got something. - Even though they're women. - Single women in their 30s? - Even though they're 30s. - Every guy's fair game. - And married. - But they're breaking up. So you're not married. But this is starting. - It might not be the right guy, but I think in her head, she's like, do I want to have kids? Do I want to be married? Do I not want to be alone? - Kids with West, disgusting. - Fair enough, but you know, she wouldn't be the first person to choose the wrong guy that kids with. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Women when they get into their 30s, it's like, do I not start a relationship with that guy that my friend hooked up with 10 years ago? This is really new. But 10 years ago, even though I kind of like him, and he checks all boxes. - Well that's a good news. It's something different. Every case you go to your friend and be like, what's up? But honestly, if I'm at the bar and I'm vibing with someone that I know has done my friend wrong, it's psychologically impossible for me to catch a vibe with that guy. - I think if West was well off, then that's something that's typical in women in the 30s, but this is a good point. - This is a good point. - Fuck over, your friend. - For fuck's sake. - That's right. - We haven't seen that. - I think that's a great point. - That is a great point. - For a potential future? - Yeah. - Other than people start to go, yeah, I can understand. It's not a nice move, but at least I understand. - Yeah, there's no economic attention to be with West. - No one understands. - It's not even economic, but like a future incentive. - Yeah. - Like you're telling me that guy's not going to take her serious. So now she's like fucking over a friend for a guy who's going to fuck over. - If he does, she's horrible. - If he does, he's just a fuck you to Sierra. - She is horrible. - Who Amanda? - Yeah, Amanda's horrible. - So I hope she can learn from this and like, just leave West and like become a better person. - And to put these on her too. Put it on her. - That's fair. - Yeah. - People. - What do the bikinis look like? - I don't know. - Do you feel like that? - I don't know. - I mean, that's crazy. - Why'd you just go with the influencer? No, I'm just saying like the influencer economy doesn't work. Like it worked for a little bit. - I was so saturated. - But it's done. - I have two people I trust. - Not. - They're like specific things. - Oh, okay. - Like what? - That was a good guy, damn it. - Like, this girl like 10 years ago got on YouTube. Her name is makeup by Mandy 24. She taught me how to do makeup 10 years ago. I've never like gone to someone else for it. Does she do, does she have like her own brand of makeup? - I think she had now like, does content and like, drives a Range Rover and like has a whole life. But it's like, she started her purpose. - Wait a minute guys. - This is for Amanda? - That's a man on the right. - She models her own stuff. - Yeah, these are Amanda. - We've got it all wrong. - Yeah. - I'm like a team of men. (laughing) - I just say, I think we're all hot. - We didn't do enough research. research before we started talking about this. >> I'm an aptly married man, dude. I don't know what's the same. >> Same, same, same. >> I'm also like getting all the e-commerce is like pretty lame. >> No, that's all start to. >> We had to do that very day. like leave West. Get out there. No, she's too old. She's too old. And the bikini he comes like for you saw no offense. I'm just saying like for her to go out there and become a fucker. Yeah. Like it's not a good look. She doesn't look like 34. She's not about that. She should be like Sierra. Hey, just I want to go. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't do a fucker person. Go to church. Get baptized. So why do women have to do that? And men don't have to do that. They also should do that. But women unfortunately do uphold a lot of the standards in relationships because men will just kind of take. Yeah. You think gay guys? Men are psychotic. I'm just saying it matter to God. Gay relationships. There's a lot of like open stuff. There's a lot of sex with whoever. Women are the ones that like create the foundation for what a monogamous relationship is. And what can you take fucking women out of it? There's no rules. This is a genuine question as a single person without them dudes just kind of like, Hey, man, it is what it is. We're at the Equinox. With them. But that's okay. Yes. They're doing it. That's okay. Oh, no, I'm not saying whether it's okay or not. But like the traditional values, we can talk all we want about like the patriarchy and the control of the patriarchy has the matriarchy is what upholds the traditional values. And this is my question for you guys. As like a single person with like, not the most hopeful vibes of marriage. No, no, no, no. She wants it. She wants it. She's going to deal with it. She's going to talk about the marks face. Listen, hey, I just want to know from your guys perspective, do men benefit from that like monogamy, like women wanting to like, guys, this is a flavor. We appreciate y'all so much. 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