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AI, true or fake? You were alive in a pit full of snakes, but if you got what it takes, come on and give it a shake. There's nothing to lose to being buried with snakes in a shallow grave down by Lady Bird Lake. Cake offer is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. No actual cake, prizes, or awards of any kind will be awarded. This is not a real contest or binding offer. Void where prohibited. Well, I'm going to show you some clips, Duncan, and I want you to apply the skills you learned at Flavor Camp. Okay. We won't say which ones. And you tell me if these are clever deep fakes. Okay. Let's take a look. Let's see what we got. Okay. Sometimes Megan Markle and I have a who's married to the biggest ginger pussy in the world contest. It's a lot of fun. We both sit on a paper towel while our ginger husbands act like huge pussies in front of us. Whoever's towel is driest afterwards wins. She's hilarious. That's real. Are you sure? Positive. Obviously. Look at it. Yeah. Now, this is a tricky one, Duncan, because. Not really. It's real. AOC number one is known for, like, she's funny. And that's just like a hilarious, probably from like an SNL clip or a Jimmy Fallon clip. All right. Well, there you have it. AI to do a fake. And we're saying true. Okay. Let's see the next one. Good job. There is not a single hole on anything. Oh, wait. Well, rewind to the beginning. And let me just. Sorry. Now, this is. Are you familiar with Andrew Tate? Yes. You better fucking believe I haven't changed my life. Yeah. So you. This one is just a real Andrew Tate clip. Okay. Okay. From better be real. If some motherfucker deep fake my boy, I'd kick his ass. Oh, there are a lot on the line for this. Not a single hole on any woman that I cannot easily replace with my brother, Tristan. Not joking. Mouth. No, thanks, bitch. I'm doing brother's night with Tristan Fanny. You mean in the British sense or reverse Yankee style? Who cares, bitch? I'll be at Tristan's. He's the best. Yeah, that's real. He's super alpha vibes. Yeah. Like notice the way he's sitting. Like, yeah, he's on his grind set for sure. Yeah, no, that's definitely real. Yeah. And also I was going to call fake because he's Fanny. You know, that's like a good test to know if something's fake about, cause a Fanny means something. Something completely different to the British. The reason that I think it's definitely real is I feel like number one, only a fool would deep fake such a badass because he would fuck you up. Number two, only a bitch beta would deep fake him. Number three, a cuck would be the type of person to deep fake him. So that is real. Yo, I hope there's no betas around here. Let me know if you guys see any, uh, any of these cucks, you tell me immediately, you know, I've been wondering. 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In these stories, you're happy when the chupacabra shows up and you're a cowboy out there all alone um yeah because it sucks you it sucks your dick that's the joke because chupacabra means goat sucker you know but sir elton john in in his version it sucks off lonely cowboys oh yeah but i i uh i've often compared uh um my you know my dick to the goat because uh a goat not the goat obviously but a goat just because it's like weirdly hairy and yet bald and it's like ari shafir almost everyone knows like it looks like ari shafir my my cock anyway to answer that's definitely real that's pure sir elton john that's raw sir elton okay what about this el what about this episode though so is this a gag where you only show me real videos no i was at that show you were yeah i think so i'm about to bury you in it burning up the night with me sir he's the best great he's still got it dude yeah of course it's me bitches ellie jelly the shake of shit talk here to talk some shit want to know some famous clams who secretly pack a pork and yams here goes michelle obama obviously katie perry laura loomer uh the lesbo from law and order right um oh hang on i gotta take a shit real quick well you think he would he would stop the show to go take a shit listen that's where i got hung up because he's a concert professional first of all the one way that you know it's real is because he said i am sir elton john oh yeah that's true yeah so real all right obviously real but you're doing good i mean honestly you turn me around on some i was sure we're fake i am very good at detecting ai tech and deep fakes and that is all these are all real and great too it's cool man gives me hope for the world yeah me too all right let's see what else we got want to hear a spooky story one time i had to kill my personal chef slash gay lover i was on some talented mr ripley shit yeah i was crying he was drowning cops ruled it was a naked paddle boarding accident i remember that anyway go see kurt metzger at american comedy co and say wow how'd you get him to plug your show oh oh i know that's real because my shows were packed from that record i knew he was a fan of yours that obama got almost half the room in here's why obama not only was like one of the great american presidents but should be president again because where other presidents uh not gonna name any names cheeto you know that's what i call trump chester a arthur fuck you no uh obama piss chester a author arthur obama he just calls him like he sees him you know what i mean and he's funny and he's honest and that's what america needs i don't know if you saw that great clip maybe can you pull up the clip where obama talks about people dating his daughter this is how you know he's a totally great dude whoa this is a funny gag that he made about killing do you know jackson hinkle was about was gonna bang his daughters by the way i wonder if this came out around well after watching this or one of his daughters not all look at this this is so funny this is his classic the jonas brothers are here yeah they're out there somewhere yep sasha and malia are huge fans but uh boys don't get any ideas i have two words for you predator drones yeah boom you will never love it man and he was one of the great presidents we ever ever had and you know when people say that like we we did some drone strikes that blew up families in afghanistan uh you got that you got that you gotta you gotta ask yourself were those families or were they people who mistreated obama's daughter they're probably well whatever now they're probably hamas is all it doesn't matter he's a great president he will be president again i can hope and that is real that was not a deep fake boy she has a tall ass head don't she she looks like beautiful woman the bad guy from uh true lies that beautiful woman a beautiful woman could you pull up let's show the next video beautiful woman please who wore it best beautiful woman let's show the next next deep fake real beautiful woman you know do you remember that there was some true lies though if i wasn't married uh i would take your hand in marriage all right let's see what else we got we got a story through oh hello i was just in the middle of eating an asian baby you know when i was just a young hatchling father would bring home all kinds of tender young babies fresh from the orphanage and i would unhinge my jaw and swallow them whole it was great fun then we would all see kyle well that's historically accurate at the very least i think that this is real right but i think that she is doing a scene from like a quentin tarantino movie no it's that ricky gervais fucking show that's what it is yeah i'd like to see the outtakes of that with ricky cracking up dude well you know how'd she keep a straight face well she you know british comedy yeah it's dry yeah the driest there is so these are all real okay what's next a lot of anti-semites out there sad very sad claiming jews run the media they're wrong dead wrong just one jew larry ellison jew runs the media i'm serious he bought all the things his goofy kid has no eyebrows it's absolutely bonkers never seen anything like it uh you know what let's look at larry ellison's son and here's i know how we can know if this is real or not yeah uh larry ellison's son now larry ellison did buy all the things i didn't even know larry ellison had a kid well yeah go in the picture of david let's see oh my god let's get a just david i want to just check his eyebrows real quick yeah i'm not seeing any eyebrows are you uh hold on a second i mean yo oh wait hold on oh they're just really blonde dude i see a little eyebrow there so you think it's trump just being exaggerating well can we get back to that trump footage again let me take a another quick look at that this one's kind of throwing me for a loop me as well a lot of anti-semites out there can you pause it right there very yeah okay yeah that's real okay that's totally real man he's just insulting the eyebrows well yeah i mean i feel like that's classic trump yeah it is you know that kind of loving that's fair jab at friends and um yes yeah very funny president funniest president i guess arguably the funniest president that ever lived uh yeah i mean you know reagan had a lot of comics writing jokes for him but i think trump has that improv skill he just he throws those it's been a long time i remember talking about this with nate bargetti that's how long ago this was and uh we were talking about nate said it as a joke actually he goes yeah i had an idea for a president who just does crowd work and uh i thought it was pretty funny and then he said we have that it's we're so lucky president crowd work look can you pull up trump i'm just gonna have fun with him tonight can you pull up trump talking about he's got the bigger button now a lot of people saw this as like you know threatening nuclear war you know the cucks and the pussies out there think president shouldn't do 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Want to know what I told him? Would you like to know? I told him Rat Boy Summer was last year. It was. You goblin-eared fuck. Then cupped my hand and whacked him right in his little rat balls. Same thing I did to McCrone's wife. Oh! Shots fired. That's real. There is no way in AI could duplicate that level of pure Trump comedy. All right, you heard him first word. Oh, that's the wife? Yeah, he. Is Pete Hankseth a weirdo or what? He puts all that shit in his hair like one of those 50s greasers, just completely shellacked, like he's about to sing Doo-Wop into a comb. Then he's got, like, Da Vinci Code tattoos. That's true. The Virgin Mary just called. She said, calm the fuck down. Oh. Oh, yeah, you could tell it's real by his mouth. Yeah, his mouth is a. When Trump closes his mouth, there's no lip line. There's that presidential lip seal. It's so interesting. Yeah. They all do that. That's real. Yeah, and Pete Hankseth does have hair like that as well. That's gotta be real. Can we just see Pete Hankseth's hair real quick? It looks like he's always. He just came out of a pool all the time on his hair. Let me see. What is that, Brylcreem? What? Look at it. Look at his hair. There's one right there. That's good. That's got the gel in it. Let me take a look. When does his hair get dry? Ever? Look how wet and. Look how much shit he's got in it. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a little information that maybe you could use. Oh, fine, thanks. And, you know, I know you're in a committed relationship, but. Yeah, well, I'm not that committed. Well, you know what I mean. Okay, great. So, one thing Hankseth figured out that a lot of us figured out, did you know that after masturbating, if you rub your own jizz into your hair, not only does it work as an incredible gel. I do know that, but don't ask me why I know. It doesn't even have to be your own jizz. You don't have to tiptoe around it. If you let men come in your hair, no one here is gonna judge you. This is the mystery, boys. This isn't the judgment, boys. And it's okay to get cum in your hair. It works. I mean, honestly, like. Oh, that's why I've heard of this. Because there's something about Mary, and the thing about her was her hair is encrusted with jizzums. Well, that was a nod to something that shamans of yore taught. And I would be late for a job interview and go to a glory hole not to pleasure myself or be pleasured or pleasure another man, but just because they would cum in my hair, and then I'd cum it right in. I'd get that job. Because the pheromones from the jizz. Hankseth is a leader. And leaders. General Patton. Right. Genghis Khan. Yes. Napoleon Bonaparte. All of them would have their men masturbate into their hair prior to battle. Why not? Okay. What else we got? Did you actually look up Genghis Khan masturbation? What he said about fapping? Wait, there's a Genghis Khan. Wait, I don't believe that he had a. What Genghis Khan said about fapping. The strongest leader in the world ever. He said, son, keep your. He's talking to his kid? Son, keep your sperm for later. You will have plenty of wives and lovers to spill it to. All his sons became great leaders. Okay, so, number one. They became such great leaders, his empire fell, but not that long after. Okay, let's look at the next one. I don't know if we're going to hear misinformation from fucking, you know. Yeah, guys, stop showing misinformation, please. Just one. Want to know what it is? I'll tell you. Fart jars. Celebrity fart jars. Oh. I collect jars of celebrity farts. Do you do it? Do you jar your farts? No. You should. All right. Absolutely. A, B, J. Always be jarring. Wow. Now, I knew he. I mean, that's. We all know that. Fart jars, that is a rich man's vice, collecting celebrity fart jars. They ain't cheap. Let me tell you, if you think cameo's expensive, try to get. Try to get, like, even, like, you know. Okay, I managed to get. Try to get a jar fart from anybody. I have a Leonard. My dad had Leonard Nimoy's fart in a jar, and he was very proud of that. We want to hear a crazy one. Yeah. Okay? There's a crazy one I have. What? You're not going to believe me that I have it, but I have it. I believe you. Okay. You remember in. Lost in Translation with Scar Jo and Bill Murray? Yeah, sure. And you know the famous scene at the end where Bill Murray whispers something in her ear, but you don't know what it is? Yes. And I always assumed it was, hey, thanks for wasting my time and cock-teasing me, bitch. Yeah. But it's not that. What is it? He was saying, would you mind farting into a jar later for my friend who collects farts? And that was Trump. And guess what the answer was? Yes. So, he had that, and then he lost it in a lawsuit with Richard Dreyfuss or something. Or no, I'm sorry, Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu had a lawsuit about some kind of violence on set or something. Wow. She gets it. Wow. She loses it in a goddamn poker game. I get it off Dark Timu probably 15 years later when I got these shoes. Okay, well, guess what? Okay, let me add to it. This is where it gets really cool. Another collector of celebrity fart jars, of course, was Steven Spielberg. Everybody knows that. That's not some fucking, that's not a deep cut. Well, he actually has some on-site people, like, I mean, they're kids, who just fart into jars all day. Like a Norman Rockwell kind of thing. I don't know how to describe it. It's actually, you know, I think that there are people, when people talk about his collecting of, like, fart jars of all ages, it would be easy to see that in the wrong light. Yeah. But it was pure health reasons. It was insurance at the time on Hollywood movies. You had to make sure your kids were healthy, and the best way to tell if your kid's healthy is to smell their fart, put it in the fart jar at the end of, like, before every day of shooting. Right. He would go to every actor, not just the kids, smell the farts, be like, okay, you can shoot today. You know what? I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Because he started that after, after Poltergeist, when that blonde girl died. God rest her soul. And it's because no, no concerned adult was smelling her farts to see how she was doing. Bingo. And what has happened, she got a septic on the set, and they already. You got it. had her autopsied and ready to go for the parents who even got there. You got it. Because Spielberg cares. A true tragedy. Now, can we please pull up this scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the Nazis are getting their faces melted? Why? Because I'm about to give you some funny trivia, This is the bariatric gelatin bedtime recipe. That is actually, that gelatin is my favorite gelatin. Now, I can't believe that popped up. Okay, pause right here. I got a whole soup of me. Pause right here. So this is like one of, this is an example of Steven Spielberg's incredible talent at directing. We all know this scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Nazis are about to make a big mistake. Which is what? They're going to look into the Ark, which has within it the dust from the Ten Commandments. Wait, wait, wait, wait, that's what that was? Ten Commandments dust? Yeah, it was the dust from the Ten Commandments. I mean, not in this, I mean, obviously it's not the real Ark. Here's what's interesting about this, this scene. Steven Spielberg, guess what he put in the Ark right before filming this scene. He took all the fart jars from everyone on cast, from the entire shooting, all the remnant farts, all the leftover farts, that's Harrison Ford farts. He put them in the Ark so that when they opened the Ark and looked into it, they would get the waft of the entire, all the farts from this movie. Okay, I know you believe that theory. The thing I was saying, Duncan, was I don't believe just common peasant farts can do that. I think that he really had in his possession some very important men's farts. He had the fart of King Arthur. Like something like that, dude. No, for real. Oh, are we even fighting? I don't think we're fighting. Oh, nice. All right, let's check the next one. True or fake? But he did have a fart. I need to tell you something. Something that was left out of the Charlie Sheen documentary. It was me. I did it. I'm the one who fucked Corey Haim's butt with Crisco. Oh, well, that settles that. I mean, I don't know. Classic Nick Cage. Yeah, that's why they call him the Ghost Rider. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't think he really banged his butt with Crisco, but I do think that's Nick Cage making a funny joke. Oh, I thought Crisco was like a Mexican stage, hand all right let's see the next one when i was a kid i covered myself with chris does israel lose its temper sometimes sure who doesn't does israel hit me sometimes yes yes it does but that's only because israel loves me so much so much and guess what i love israel too so much so fucking much you could never understand what we have so just stay out of it all right well i mean that does sound like dead crews if more politicians had the fucking courage yeah he just displayed then we would be living in a very different world that is a fact and i'm sure he says a thing like that i'd hate to look at the comments everyone's blah blah turn the comments off for when you want to you know tell the truth as they should not let people make comments on social media people shouldn't be able to have input in any single thing that affects their lives at all at all i mean like what is this well i'll tell you what it what what it it's it's a pseudo democracy was never about people participating in anything no sir it was about the platonic ideal and the noble lie where you tell the rabble one thing and you do another thing because that's how it that's how you maintain a pyramid i wish we i wish we the show was over because how do we follow that yeah well let's see the next one i think this is more ted cruz here i don't know so then i say whoa hold on there partner you got about five seconds to explain how anything you just said helps defend the blessed state of israel or i walk that's simple guess what he couldn't come up with a single thing so i pulled my pants up and i never went to that urologist ever again well uh i mean the guy likes israel we established that i don't know that's real even if it's not real what is he going to be mad he doesn't even seem i don't know and so do we are you guys going to reveal which of these is real which is fake at the end of this or what are ai a myth because so let's see what else we got big willie fresh prince i love him so this one i got yeah just so somebody asked him off the dome dude to do a freestyle you know the fresh prince because people yeah you know he doesn't get the credit he should as an mc that's like asking the ocean to make water that yeah well don't spoil it because but you're right okay big willie fresh prince not gay don't be silly funky fresh all day with a homo rock this frilly pussy stinks like old tuna still i eat it no perk dad taught me real men can do smelly work real ones adapt we don't run we deal so i spray some febreze to keep the vibe chill okay well that's about yeah that's about fatherhood and being a dad fuck like you know i don't want to feel jealous but when i see people spit like that and it just flows it's like do they have a different brain than i do how do you do that well it's channeling and that's part of the mk ultra we're going to get into later uh you you you invite the spirit into your body to work you like that well spirit i wish you were coming to my body because i can't do that uh what else we got uh that was like too real i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i would say so okay that was really real so uh ymh what's the verdict uh how many do we get right how many do we get wrong so you guys got surprisingly all of them right well well there you go ai true or fake so wow duncan what a great game ai true or fake so fun you nailed every single one except for that of course the racist well thank god it's not racist because tanner's half asian we know now in the past but uh that would have been racist to say that that fake kim jong uh well i don't know the family but yeah he puts up this balloon head that looks like something out of elder scrolls oblivion yep and expected us to buy that and a perfect score on uh well the game's a little long and i will say the theme song incredible the theme song's a bit long for a game show and by the way much thanks to shania twain's sister gloria twain for teaching us those dance moves and for ymh for getting us into a dance studio because sigura learned how to dance back then he knows glow twain you know if you don't know glow twain uh that's the that's the twain we should have got i'm just gonna put that out there i want to start friction with them are you saying glow twain or glow taint who are you talking i'm talking about glow no i'm not talking about shania twain's husband glow taint i'm talking about gloria twain oh your sister glow twain not glow taint her second husband you're from the cult you're calling her glow did you fuck her i just got this feeling during my fifth wife jenna standing in the back so no i didn't and that's a weird thing sorry i didn't say you did i just asked my my fifth wife jenna sorry jenna von science i think she'd understand things get hot and heavy at it when you're training for dance well glow twain can dance i'll tell you that it's erotic it was erotic in there and i didn't anyway sorry jenna the point is it's a long theme song for a game show the rest of the time it's a long theme song for a game show the rest of the episode we i we do get into mk lj uh uh not that not as much as for an episode that we said was exactly going to be about that but enough but it's you've had enough i'll tell you that and salute yet again to the cia keeping us safe learning about the human mind and who we are and where we're going and come see me in florida august 22nd what is it called ticket something punch up punch up live go on kirk mesker punch up live well you we sorry say that again i'm sorry i cut you off i know it's okay i thought you were dead so i'm just happy you're alive i'm sorry i announced you were dead can you look up my next date so i can plug it to i always forget to just insert it in post we'll insert it in post just like we inserted duncan post him because he was busy partying with hunter i love insertions i can't wait until i see the episode from two weeks ago where you explain yourself interviewing hunter biden without me okay and i'm gonna be at hyenas comedy nightclub august 14th and 15th so come on down to hyenas in albuquerque new mexico yeah please do uh okay uh anyway uh what is it called yeah punch up live there's my florida dates i mean uh what do you want i'll be in florida come on now now let's finish up give him an applause and now back yeah now back to mystery boys episode one i gotta put on my aura goggles because of all this aura see you now mystery boys you know you don't get one past the mystery boys that easy yeah i don't care what kind of fancy tech you got yeah but you know what i do think it's an important time right now to talk about cognitive security in the age of misinformation yeah guys there's a lot of misinformation out there and with this new deep fake technology it is possible that you could be watching something that's not real at all there's a lot of stuff that you've probably been seeing on the news uh regarding jeffrey epstein and implications that high-ranking government officials and even some of our beloved national billionaires could be involved in this conspiracy our captains of industry you might see videos coming out that would point in the direction of our entire country being infiltrated by listen i i thought there was some word to the epstein thing as well i mean i'm like you know uh i i was just surprised i just went nowhere sometimes that happens yeah okay thank you for admitting that goes cold thank you for admitting that yeah that takes courage we don't know we may whatever country he worked we don't know what country he worked for we may never know and it doesn't matter what country and it doesn't matter what country jeffrey epstein worked for and i i do i want to say this uh i also want to apologize for anything that hold on a second oh hold on the glasses they gave me are glitching yeah go ahead hold on okay yeah i got it i got it just say it again i want to apologize for anything that i have said that would have given anyone out there the impression that i do not have full faith in the federal government not just in their role as leaders but in their role as uh what is that a lamp upon the hill is that a lamp upon the hill wait what uh leading can you say anything about me leading shut up shut the fuck up just tell me so leading america kurt says leading america forward and all and all of us should unite the nations so divided our common goal should be unity okay he wasn't mad about that i said that thing with his son's eyebrows right because i think it's on his eye doesn't fucking matter okay are you mad about that no no no he said just cut that out of the thing okay okay all right what's so what's the next fake today's episode is about mk ultra and they're introduced this we have a special um video that we shot you thank you imh for funding this uh and just we'll just show this video to guys for those of you who don't know what mk ultra is a lot of people have no idea what this is we thought we'd give you sort of the the basic this is mk ultra and then after that we will celebrate all the great things that mk ultra has done for our country can we show that mk ultra video guys yeah i'll tell him grandpa what was it mk ultra was the code name for a clandestine central intelligence agency program of research into mind control behavioral modification and chemical interrogation techniques initiated in 1953 under the office of scientific intelligence and continuing until approximately 1973. the program encompassed over 130 sub projects conducted at universities hospitals i love butterflies other institutions across the united states new canada yeah often involved non-consensual administration of lsd hypnosis sensory deprivation and other experimental methods on unwitting human subjects the good news is that the federal government no longer does this stuff and definitely isn't controlling anyone's mind because america doesn't do stuff like that no more remember the sound of your mother's womb sleep and heal and you'll be real when you're born again you start a new sleep and heal and you'll be real blue butterfly see it fly so high sleep and heal and you'll be real into the sky you can never die sleep heal and you'll be real oh you're sleeping now but when it's time oh you'll hear this sound and wake into a new paradise you have no name that's just a game you have no future you have no past that's just a game red butterfly bingo koala nap oh red butterfly bingo koala when you hear that you gotta move fast get the key from are we at the brown party kurt guys cut something happened to kurt guys cut kurt kurt and we're back uh you're watching mystery boys uh my name is kirby res garante and as with all of them um lord calvin brell uh uh wow what a great show we got for you today we're going to be talking about mk ultra yeah now mk ultra is very misunderstood a lot of people and again i you know i don't want to get woke on everybody please please don't that's the last thing we need in this i don't i want to get woke may i continue please i don't want to get woke on everybody here but uh i do feel like there's a lot of people working in the cia that really have devoted their lives to a not easy job can we pull up the cia's website real quick yeah let's get that off cia.gov god you're waiting can we pull up oh dude i look at this cia so while all you people are out there all you people out there oh there's kim trails yeah go to cia.gov we're the nation's first line of defense it says it all and a lot of time was invested into mk ultra the the soviets were using sodium pentothal and a lot of other not good chemicals in soviet to with us chinese in the chinese and the russians i guess that's the soviets wait could you just keep going i'd like i like came in my pants that put it in your hair okay well i it's okay hindsight's 20 20 dunkin man this is a safe space brother you can come in your pants through the whole episode well i did so that's good news you know i gotta say man if you're not coming in your pants like at least a few times in a lifetime probably you're not living right and that's called living the sigma grind set yes if you ain't jizzing in your pants you're a beta i wouldn't even want to meet somebody like that who doesn't jizz in their pants when they hear the first few words of an mk old i can smell your cum thanks man you're healthy what yeah that sorry thanks thanks man wow it's it's great man it's it's like a kind of like a it's got a a musk of course uh and it's got a kind of woodland scent mixed in with like alien c okay are you worried about those ais but not come smell talk on the show for youtube what do you mean it's nothing uh well uh i i don't be shy your cum smells good brother i told you that in confidence dude well i can smell it right now i know but nothing confidential some things i just like are for being you and not for like this is what those kids smelled when they opened the wardrobe to narnia oh but i look we'll be right back all right let's see let's look at the uh we still haven't thanked mk monarch or ultra but really we're well into monarch time now and i and i thought uh you know this is this is not a day of uh you know getting upset that duncan told people about how my cum smells it's a day of celebrating okay and uh so we've got some star-studded thank yous to the mk you got to come to one of my men's rights groups dude yeah yeah man we smell each other's jizz all day long and no one's that's what we lost i'll tell you what they have feminized us and and and you know why people shake hands everyone's like it's some you don't have a weapon in the old days number one women would not shake hands right their hands would be restrained but men when they shook they would have a nice coat of jizz on their palms and you would shake a man's hand and you would smell your hand your jizz mixed together true fraternity true brotherhood and man i gotta tell you you it makes me sad that you're ashamed of the beautiful pungent powerful smell of your own jizz well i grew up listen i told you i grew up in yemen i know okay let's uh let's see uh some celebrity uh mk ultra thank you and i know there's a few a week because duncan you know duncan's guts is so connected he's so desired and so wanted by this industry and by the celebs and when he put in a call and said hey can you put in a thank you to mkl yeah kind of like remember when that very moving moving moment during the pandemic where so many wonderful celebrities saying imagine remember that i will never forget that i was so terrified there was lockdowns no one knew what was happening i was so scared and then i saw that montage of celebrities singing imagine i gathered my whole family around and i'll tell you man every morning when i woke the kids up smacking the bar in the crib with a broom waking them up play imagine well what i liked about it i mean so you're afraid there's a pandemic coming and these kids they they they put a lot of time into this too and then you see gal gadot say imagine there's no heaven can we just play it what a wonderful sentiment let's just play it because this did inspire what's coming oh play the kyle dunnigan one that's the best one i don't want to watch somebody satirizing because i mean there really is no heaven yeah it's easy if you try this is one of the great american moments who's that doesn't matter who is that doesn't matter they're celebrities shouldn't i have heard of them that's sarah silverman sarah silver person i know her that's prancing who's that pran chandler who do that's um oh oh that's jimmy dribble dips oh that's delph bobbins i love her to her work but i'm not the only one yep i hope someday wow beef - Wellingforth? Wow I didn't know who was in this Damn it that It keeps going Oh uh John B John Will Ferrell Oh I think that's the Oh what's his name They're celebrities I love my dog too Alright you guys cut it I mean there's only so much of this I can take You know John Lennon I know you're a big fan of him But I don't care for him You got to be all sensitive when I said your jizz smelled good Can you fucking Give me a little emotional space Right now Can we just cut Can we cut And now a star studded thank you To the MK Monarch Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thanks for your work So I'm a fucking whack job As you know And I credit the MK Monarch program With a lot of that So for example I think Jesus Christ is a kind of secretion I mean there's a historical guy maybe Who cares The thing I believe in Is secretions Yeah he's so great Yeah one of the greats That was beautiful I mean his impressions blow my mind Yeah To this day So I'm like hey Jerry Save some cheese pizza For the rest of us Okay Okay So then I'm not feeling good And like I'm watching LeBron James Suck Michelle Obama's dick And it's just like This feels gay I love my gays Good for her That's nice I didn't really make any Well she's speaking truth to power Fair enough A lot of people don't know this But I come from a heavily satanic background Generational You know When Hunter and I would hang out He would activate my MK programming From a list of code words Then I would help him make snuff films Now question Does he mean Hunter S. Thompson Or Hunter Biden I don't know it doesn't matter He's a great actor that's all I care about True My mom told me that I would grow up to be like The antichrist or whatever Then I went to these special classes Under a mountain By my house Like army or whatever Anyway I'm supposed to like Sit upon a throne of abominations So That's what Feastables Is I guess No Feastables My kids love feastables Yeah How it works is I collect Unused prison snacks Like Really old ass shit I wrap it up in plastic Then I call it feastables Then you feed it to your fat retard kids Because Who gives a shit Oh Wait I forgot First I do a blood ritual Over each feastable To make your kids more gay Now how is that working out Are your kids more gay or not Come on he's joking Oh See you take shit He's just making a joke Look I'm here to thank MKUltra and MKMama I know but you can't Like yes I'm taking everything seriously If you take everything Mr. B says literally It's like he's making Clearly making a joke Oh And if he is recycling prison snacks Is that Oh let's Crucify him Crucify Mr. B's For another great thing He did for the world He heals the blind Mr. B's raised the fucking dead In Serbia Do you know about that You know when you say it like that He does sound like the antichrist He went through a fucking pit Where they buried bodies From that war And he raised the dead Really Yeah and everyone's on his ass How did the Dead person look I don't Not great man They've been down there a while But Yeah That's not the point I mean it's still good though This is what I'm talking about I don't want I don't mean I don't want to talk about it I don't want to argue with you But this is It's never enough It's like he raised the fucking dead Yeah Some of their Some of them are still Like they decompose man Fucking They can wrap them or something Are you good I'm fine I'm sorry man Let's just take a break real quick Because it's getting weird No I'm sorry Kurt So Wow Wow Let's hear some more great Celebrity thank yous To M.K. Monick When I really think about it A momager is just a pimp So My mom is my pimp Wow That is so dark Not exactly a thank you But okay Whatever Noted Noted She could have tried a little harder For that Am I a human trafficker What What Bitch You dare to enter This sacred dojo On your period Just to ask bullshit Yeah Let me ask you Ever deliver pizzas Yeah Or worked at a pizza place Yes Or called in a pizza And picked it up And ate it out I love pizza Does that make you A pizza trafficker bitch Oh shit He just blew my fucking mind Dude That's a smackdown Wow That's a kick He's a kick puncher In the verbal arena as well Dude As the octagon Well he's like Quintessentially like The archetype for masculinity I know I wish I took Fuck I wish I took Fuck boxing classes dude Protect Andrew Tate At all costs Nuff said Yeah Nuff said Nuff Okay Who else Who else wants to thank M.K. Looking back now It is kind of weird That Kanye's personal trainer Had like Power of attorney I mean what The fuck It's like Oh the bitch Who does my nails Decides who gets custody Of my kids Like that crazy If that makes sense No it doesn't make sense Nothing you say makes sense What a twat she is What a twat His personal trainer Has power of attorney Because people care about Kanye You stupid bitch Who does it If you don't trust Your personal trainer Enough to give Power of attorney Then why the fuck Are you letting him Teach you how to do Kettlebells Yo my Pilates guy Can have me committed At any moment My fucking trainer Had me committed For a month And luckily for me He doesn't Not only does he not Have me committed He does not teach me Pilates Great guy Great Alright let's move on I mean Pilates We all know Pilates Keeping up with the Kardashians Oh yeah Let me definitely keep up Okay step one My mom sells a porno of me Woo Slow down I'm getting a cramp What in the actual fuck What in the actual fuck Is everybody fucking crazy Oh my god She sounds like an ingrate She sounds like She needs to give her She needs a little time In the In the In the booth A little bit of time It's a lot of pressure To be a Kardashian You know maybe She should Take some time To smell Something positive Like my jizz Okay let's see Something else I know you're making A sarcastic joke there But you shouldn't You're just That's all the ones you got That's it You're inviting I just I don't want to end on Talking about your jizz But you're jizz shaming What do you mean By making a sarcastic joke About the smell Of your own jizz You're jizz shaming It just happens In colleges Across the country Right now Because in a lot Of initiation rituals In fraternities There's something Involving jizz Oh cum shamed Is that in the urban dictionary Yeah don't cum shame Let's see Last night I invited Teddy over After being turned down To swallow a cum load It's cum shaming Hold on I just want to know What the On the street You know I just want to know What the kids are calling Feeling embarrassed After being turned down To swallow a cum Oh no So that's Can you read the example Just read that please So that means Don't make a joke about it Read the example Right underneath They highlight it Just please read that And try not to make One of your sarcastic Rogan's fear style jokes Well cause Just read it Last night I invited Teddy over For a blow and go Okay When he got to my place Fucking dude Cum shamed me Saying he didn't want me To To feed He didn't want to feed me His So this is If you want someone To feed you a load And then they go You're not good enough And I'll tell you this People like you Making insensitive jokes Leads to cum shaming So probably Someone who watched this Someone will be like Please let me just Drink your jizz bro And he's gonna be like No man It's weird I'm ashamed of my jizz I'm not ashamed of my jizz You're just causing harm Okay Well I don't know Look I'm not ashamed of my jizz I don't know what the bottom line is We're here today To celebrate a great thing Imagine if Pablo Picasso Was ashamed of his paintings And your jizz Is the Picasso of jizz I've never smelled anything like it Okay but in fairness Most of his paintings You know The canvas was not Somebody's throat That's a really poetic thing to say And sometimes the canvas is a throat And sometimes the canvas is the mind And this is why We must Thank The great people Who brought us MKUltra And all the wonderful Not just like Psychological technologies That came from The Nazis What? The Nazis Why do you bring up them? Well there's We got it from them Okay well that Why don't you save that I'm being a little bit too Save it for Infowars This is the mystery boys We fucking We tell the truth And I want to thank All of you out there Who are still working In any kind of Mind control program In the federal government Thank you for what you did I don't call it mind control I call it a A mind safety program And I think that's What gets lost here Duncan This is about Security Securing your mind Keeping it right What do you want to live in Some of these communist countries Where they tell you What to do and think Or do you want to live In a country That we You know You don't get to know That they're doing that to you You know what That was so powerful I feel like I'm watching Life, Liberty, and Levin What's Oh with David Levin - He's amazing. - Oh yeah. You have the Bibi, I think we have a Bibi clip for David Levin. Boy, David Levin is. Hey, it's Bibi. Just wanted to say great job lying on behalf of Israel. Great news. We're almost done killing all the children in Gaza. Soon you can stop blathering retarded shit like the woke right. I know you must feel like a real cunt. And you are. But we're almost done killing those kids. We'll see you next week. Thanks for tuning in to the Mystery Boys. Yeah! Oh my God, what a nightmare. Yeah, that was a little bit of a time quake at the end of that episode, you'll notice. Never get used to that. That's why I thought he was dead. A million years. To me, for talking to Hunter Biden without me. Now, I was just in an abyss. What a great first episode. What an amazing first episode. First episode of Mystery Boys, and I'm so glad that you guys could be here to watch it for our 10th episode. Hey, speaking of quakes, if you're living in Colombia, there's going to be a big old earthquake. Just saw it on the news. Yeah, about three years ago, depending on when this airs. Now, up next, the final episode of Mystery Boys. Now, this is a big one, and I understand, you know, it's very hard to keep this shit straight, Duncan, with having the only podcast that's literally outside. Outside of time and space. Yeah. Don't try to pin us down as to when it took place. Don't tie me to your temporal continuum. Fuck you, time zero. That's why you live how you live, and I live how I live, as a guy with fancy aura goggles. Yeah. I could tell you. Oh, did you not? Did PayPal fuck up your aura goggle shipment? Well, I could text Laura at the Museum of Terror and get it taken care of. Can you? Can you do that? I'm on the Epstein Island list, motherfucker. Well, not the island, but I'm in the files. Hell yeah, you are. Okay. And you should have been in a more. I ate three live babies on that island. I hated it, but I didn't want to seem poor, and I didn't want to seem like a goy. You did nothing wrong. You did what you had to do. Okay. And now, the final episode of Mystery Boys, and then Duncan dies after this one, and not, you know, now when you were back. We all die after this one. Yeah, I think you guys will be dead after it. Maybe you don't watch it until you're older. Which you are. We have the formula to end this war. Oh, my God. All right, so I cut, because I have my goggles. I saw a ghost. Oh, my God. Hello, and welcome to the Mystery Boys. My name is Garvin Slinks. And I'm. God damn it. I'm Judge Astronaut Karp Mipsker. And you are watching the premier anti-mystery show. The most famous information show available on YouTube today. We're here to clear out the cluttered Marie Kondo, your life, and get all those pesky, weird ideas you've had out of your head, like little orphan chimney sweeps. We're not here really to solve mysteries. Well. We kind of cause mysteries, which that doesn't sound good, actually, now that I'm saying it. Yeah, well, I don't think it's bad to cause mysteries or to solve mysteries. Is that not what crime does? A mystery causer is a criminal. I like to think. I don't even think I'm running a mystery academy, more so than a crime network. We're generating mysteries for you to solve. I mean, the real question is, what are we? Where's all this cocaine coming in from is the mystery. Nobody fucking knows. And you're welcome. Yeah, no shit. You're welcome. Who's smuggling these microchips to the Chinese? I mean, give me a break. This is the sort of thing, for example, you've probably heard the CIA has been found multiple times shipping in tons of cocaine. Well, I say give them another chance. Why not? No, seriously. What does Christ tell us? Forgive your brother, the CIA. By the way, do you know the number one manufacturer of cocaine in the United States legally? Is it RG, like Bayer or something like that? Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola. Wait, still? Yeah. Can you look up Coca-Cola, Cocoa Leaf Imports? I thought. I don't mean to do a spoiler right at the beginning of our show, but yeah, if you want to track the source of all evil, on this planet, it's directly in Coca-Cola. They're the only ones who are allowed to get these cocoa leaves. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. You know, isn't that cool? Legally import cocoa leaves. Now, how do they? These leaves are processed to create a decoconized flavoring ingredient. In other words, they ruin the cocaine. So you're telling me if I was in the upper levels of management of Coca-Cola, I could get the old school coke? Look, while the extracted cocaine is sold to Malincrot, Inc. for medicinal use. Yeah, well, I was going to say, well, that's what I figured because, uh, and this is like a real kind of, you know, state-run capitalism kind of enterprise with big former because when you have these illegal drugs like this, that's why you don't have to have fair competition for so many things. No, Coca-Cola produces $3 billion worth of pure cocaine, pure per year. So where that medical, what was the company called? It's medical cocaine. I know. Yeah, look, I've never had medical cocaine, but if someone. Offered it to me, I want to tell everybody the answer. Yes, it's medical cocaine. And for sure, somebody gets you medical. That's what Rob Bob Evans got busted for. And in true romance, the movie, they just make it really good cocaine. Yeah, it's about Bob Evans. He was getting the Elvis cocaine, which was liquid cocaine. That is pure. The kind Diddy was rumored to be smuggling on his private jets with his butt sleeves. I'm pretty sure if you just put cocaine in any kind of liquid, it turns into liquid cocaine. No, no, no, no, no. This is pure. This is like pure Sherlock Holmes grade shit. Like, if you could get this guy in the Royd below, this is what this is. This is how Freud tackled the problem of gaslighting rich and victims that babies kind of wanted. Well, yep. A hundred percent liquid cocaine. How much cocaine is in Nantucket sewage? A lot. There was an old man from Nantucket. I can't remember the rest, but you could fill it in. Yeah, this is. So this is sort of the the entry point for. Cocaine into the United States, like all the people in submarines, haul and blow. These are low level players in the cocaine game where Coca-Cola is at the very top. If you've been sipping Coke, Coca-Cola, you're essentially participating in one of the largest cocaine cartels on the planet. Oh, so I am cool. See, mother. And this is where our country has gotten to, because when we had sensible cocaine is the problem. No, I'm. I'm saying the lack of it is the problem. Like they used to put it into Coca-Cola. Well, that was normal to be. That's what they call it. I don't mean to counter Dickie with science right now, Duncan, but I can't say cocaine is helping Zelinsky, you know? Well, look, I can't say Ukraine is doing well because he's on Coke. You give a man a fucking hammer. He's going to either like make something great with it or hit himself in the face. Like you. What do you want me to suck a guy's dick or both? Yeah. Which is really not the worst thing. That's why your bone helps. I gets to your boners. But it's sort of like, you know, we there's printers that print money and everyone just assumes that that money is like doesn't just go to people working in the money printing. Well, OK, look, the interesting part of this to me is like they make three hundred billion dollars with cocaine goes to form medical research. Yes. The rest of it, I imagine, is going to the tippy top of the tippy top for their elite personal use. Of course. Presidents. Of course. Poppy Bush had a ketamine. Like one of those things to mist ketamine into your nostrils. He had that for cocaine in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah. I do want to reiterate that you could take any most nasal sprays and mix any kind of powder in it and it works. It's not like high tech at all. I mean, it's the purity of the cocaine. So, yeah, you could get whatever cocaine and purify it. But I don't know how much cocaine is left. Can you please look up how do you manufacture cocaine? Let's take a look and see what the process is here. Let's go to the science. How do we make some? Let's see here. Manufacturing cocaine is an illegal activity. I didn't ask about the legality of it. It's not possible. Well, that's incredible. You can't even find out how to do it on an AI overview. That's amazing. Will you please bring up the golden Trump statue right now? Speaking of cocaine. Yeah, let's go ahead and pull. That is something you think up on cocaine. I mean, that is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in my life. Let's see. Is there any way to enlarge that? I don't have my glasses. Yes, I can't quite make it. Is he wearing it? He's always wearing his Trump is MAGA hat. Is it? It's not real gold, though, right? Yes, it's a real gold statue. No, it is not. Okay, let's see. Can you look up and see if that statue is actual gold? Seems like a liability to have a giant gold statue on your property. I'm telling you, it's it's the real deal. It's not solid. Gold is made of bronze and covered in a thick layer of gold leaf made by sculptor Alan Catrill. Can we look up good as gold? Can we look up Alan Catrill? Why? I'm just curious how you get the job. There he is. Okay, well, he's the least important part of this. I don't know where you're going with that. No, well, you just it's curious. How do you get that deal? Aren't you? See, this is because you're thinking about this in a materials level. Will you go back to the article? Yes, I am. I wonder how they. Well, you know what? used a lathe or did they just mold or some kind? How do you make gold? Do not pull that out. Let's go back to the thing. Let's get to the point. It's not called the boredom boys. It's not called the ASMR. Let's snap to something. Do not do that. I beg of you to not pull that up. Okay? Now let me read this goddamn article. Okay. Let's see. Giant gold statue. Where is. We go to the picture, please, so I can point to these. Oh, I need the picture of all the pastor who made it and the Jews with him worshiping it like the golden calf. A lot of these magazines, leftist, far left magazines are like, how come they're doing the golden calf? That's what they said? I mean, it's very close to the golden calf, I gotta say, and it's a pastor who did this. Okay? So. The Hasidic Jews behind Florida's giant golden Trump statue. Right, and one pastor named John Mark Burns. Okay? Now, John Mark Burns is, yeah, good old Johnny Mark Burns. Pastor. Okay, what about him? Oh, that's great. Oh, it was a black guy who made this, so I didn't even realize that. He's a black pastor. He's one of those Seven Mountains Mandate motherfuckers. You know what the Seven Mountains are? No. They're the same exact goddamn thing as the Alice Bailey Seven Rays of Lucifer. Oh, okay. Dominionist theology you've heard of, where God needs us to go take over the spheres of influence. Government, right? Oh, yeah, sure, sure. It's like what Scientology did. It's like the infiltration of government structure. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Okay, so I finally, after a lot of wrestling with Grok, and I got to pretend to be a character named Dr. Science, who doesn't try to be conscientious or balanced, because I'm not interested in that. Okay. Okay. So, Golden Calf, not specifically, but it is an occult idol. In Seven Mountains NAR, that's New Apostolic Reign, meaning there's going to be new apostles appearing on the Earth. Yes. And they can start adding shit to the Bible just like the Mormons. What?! That would be so fun! Yeah. How do you know if you're one of the apostles? I mean, could we be one? Is it possible you could be one? You get anointed by a current apostle, so don't worry. You have to be initiated into this mystery. But there's a current apostle right now that can rewrite the Bible. The original guy was John Branham out of Canada. Let's pull him up. John Branham. So this is an actual new apostle of Jesus. He could write the. If he wanted to. Branham. U-M. No, no, not Branham. Okay, wait. He's a. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe look up John Branham Apostle. It's not John. It's William Branham. But don't go off on a thing, because I'm going to tell you what the whole purpose of that statue is. Let's go back to the statue. Okay. Hey, can you zoom in on his dick? I'm just curious. Let's get a close-up on the dick, please. Do I have to ask? I'd like to see the dick of this. Thank you. Wow, thanks. Zoom in further. Holy shit. Look at that lump. Now, you look right at that while I tell you this. It's an occult. It's an occult idol in seven-mountain theology. The government. Government mountain must be conquered. So they climbed Mount Government. That's so stupid. Trump. So that's what this statue is commemorating. Trump is their Cyrus figure, the pagan king God uses to restore the kingdom. Erecting a giant golden image of the political messiah on his own property is a ritual declaration. This mountain now belongs to us. Golden calf parallels are exact. Molten image for a leader instead of God, but rebranded as honor. Same pattern as Alice Bailey's seven rays use symbolic power centers to shift global energy towards the plan. What's the larger plan? N.A.R. Theosophical Theosophy. You know that. Infiltration of Christianity. The Lucius Trust. You mean like Blatavsky. That's what you're talking about. I say her name right, Blavatsky, but I'm gonna say it how you said it. I've been saying Blatavsky forever. Yeah, Madame Blatavsky is the way I will be saying it from now on. Blavatsky? That's her actual name. Okay, hold on. Help me connect these dots. Madame Blavatsky is connected to Trump's golden statue via some strange group of pastors who are attempting to infiltrate all levels. They're not a strange group. They're the majority of evangelical pastors in America and they come out of Kansas City. Well, now go to William Branham. Wait, how are they connected to Theosophy though? Because whenever you hear the seven mountains, think of Alice Bailey, the externalization of the hierarchy person. Okay. Wait, hold on. No, I can't do this with you. Just because I'm a people pleaser, I say I know what you're talking about because I don't want to seem dumb. She's a Blavatsky excuse me, Blatavsky student. Okay, so take me from. Polina Blatavsky. Blavatsky. Why don't you say it right? It's Blavatsky. Take me from. She looks like Lisa Trager, don't she? Take me from her to these pastors. Look at Madame Lisa Trager. Madame Blavatsky. Can we just see Lisa Trager next to her? Come on. What? Pull up Lisa Trager. It's Lisa with a Z and like, yeah. There's Blavatsky right there. Right there. That is fucking wild. Still alive. They hide themselves as celebrities. Yeah, we just have a side-by-side of, we found another one. Another set of cones. Have you ever done this one? Pull up Hunter S. Thompson next to the Dalai Lama. It's fucking wild. I have just now when you said their names together and realized that's exactly right. It's fucking insane. Look. How crazy is that? Yeah. How crazy? But there's an explanation for this. You ever heard the explanation for this? That like, sometimes like the same soul incarnates in all these different bodies? That Hunter S. Thompson was one of the manifestations of the Avalokiteshvara Buddha? Well, that would explain why he made snuff films. Do you really believe that? That being said, I don't accept it. Why? Because I love Hunter S. Thompson. I love his writing. Okay, well instead of who would want to believe that about a thing they like, but I'll tell you why I believe it and it has nothing to do with any pizza gates or nothing. Did you, oh, did we ever play that? Well, uh, the dude from Jackass, the main guy. Yeah. Is talking about meeting Hunter S. Thompson and how they're hanging out with him? No. What's his name? Johnny Knoxville, Hunter S. Thompson. Wait, can we, wait, wait, let's get to this. Let's finish the point though. Otherwise we go ADHD mode. Help me connect the dots. Theosophy. Okay, so theosophy, what is it? It's syncretism. You know what syncretism is? Yes. But tell them in case they don't know. Okay. Tanner? Here's Look at that dick. Okay, so as you know, the goal of the one world religion has been around for as long as the goal of the one world government. Okay, sure. Nobody should go conspiracy. They literally in those words call it a new world order. Alex Jones didn't make it up. It's a thing they've all talked about. Yeah. Yeah. They still talk about it. Shut the fuck up. So there's a great ministry song that uses Bush talking about over and over again. A new world order. Yeah. And at the time I didn't think about it or think it was a big deal. It's on the dollar thousand points of light. Novus Ordo Secularum. New order of the ages. A thousand points of light. A new Lucifer everywhere you look. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. So the thousand points of light means what? I forget, but it connects us, but it's not that point. But this has its roots. So this has its roots in theosophy, which is basically the westernization of Eastern occult. Okay. Got it. So Blavatsky and Rudolf Steiner and all these. Yeah. Well, he's a student of her that broke away. Yeah. All these British occultists come. They're all like, I went to India and I talked to the yogi Jamashmashi and he fucking. Yes. Or an invisible chief appeared to them, right? Yes. Sure. Now this theme, keep in mind, of the angel appearing to them. Yeah. We got Joseph Smith. We got Blavatsky had an invisible Arab or something. Right. That always and Grock, Dr. Science Grock, not Grock, suggested to me that these are handlers. All of them, they fought because I asked it to look for these patterns like interdimensional handlers for a guy doing mind control on you that. Oh, you said he's like in trick. If I could control your mind, dude, right? Which I can do it. Wait, stop. No, really stop controlling my mind. It's horrible. Don't do that. I release the. Thank you. God, that felt weird. I forgot to take to take Duncan off controlled. Thank you. Please don't do that again. So I can I can put whatever the fuck I want in your head. And let's say I have access to a ride at Disney World that will take you underground with a huge set and I get access to you when you're like a five year old. I do whatever I want to you in there. Right. And then I traumatize you and you have to free and and then you're in the subconscious mind. What story is going to be there? It was dreamlike imagery and Donald Duck. Yeah. Yeah. Then Donald Duck drank this girl's blood in front of me. Donald Duck's ass. Then I had to eat his ass. You're right. It was a black son ritual. Now, it sounds like a dream or schizophrenia, don't it? And it's the younger you are. That's where it really is useful to have people dressed up like fun cartoon characters. Right. Because I mean, just imagine what the fuck you do to kids heads with that shit. Right. Oh, that's right. I like to go including from Disney. Like surely Disney wouldn't be involved. Investigation found twenty seven cruise ship workers, including from Disney, engaged with child photography. What the fuck on a Disney cruise? Does everybody think it was just the Catholic church that one time that had an issue with this i think they do i think they think it was just a vatican thing right everybody else right doesn't from religion to obviously things that you take kids to yeah sure so let's get back to this so okay we've got here's the goal ready okay so here's here's how here's how it's the same as william branham you had to look at trump's fucking bulge for just days sculpting that and trump's hands are not that small they say that but i think they're doing like a napoleon smear job on his hands you better but fucking believe they made his package much bigger there's no way he's gonna allow like a i don't know what we already know what his dick looks like i mean you know that it almost looks like a face in there stormy daniel said it looked like them it had a really fat headlight it looked like the um the character from super mario the mushroom guy i think i can we can extrapolate that from the sculptor's work yeah i mean it's look it's good work it's just it's a golden this is a statue to say we've conquered uh mountain government next entertainment next mount now blavatsky by the way she wanted their whole goal has always been one world order new world order and to replace christianity and also islam okay okay because they serve their purpose to these people and now they're like we need to get them off of this thing and into the thing we want okay before you go on may i present yeah an argument for uh the world joining together now i i'm not against it or for it i'm telling you what their thing is okay okay i know but i'm curious your thoughts like joining together how wait what's the name of that you can look you can look up the different types of civilizations can you look that up real quick it's somebody with an unpronounceable name talking about the various potential levels of civilization you're talking about the kardashev scale the kardashev scale unpronounceable now some star trek dipshit pulled that out of their ass okay but it's you know it makes sense like we all live on the same planet if you believe in uh public physics which i do not but no it's so oh a car they would have a dyson's sphere with one of the dumbest ideas forget the dyson's fear that's type 2 kardashev forget forget and also fuck the dyson hand dryer things at the airport they spread disease but so the idea is we're all living on one planet we are just people okay and doesn't it make sense at some point for all of us to sort of shake off all the cultural bullshit and recognize we're on a planet together what's the what stands in the way of that do you think the most i don't mean like some sinister thing of like let's mind control people isn't there another stands in the way of that of us joining together what's the thing that's blocking everyone from government religion the ruling basically the people that rule you 70 of people this is why we have kindergarten 70 of soldiers would not pull the trigger they would miss on purpose 70 so think of any religion that told you that humans are inherently wicked no they're not and that's not the thing in the bible either the bible original sin is not that you're you were born and you're a bad person from being born right even though in the west unfortunately and that's because of saint augustine they push that shit right somebody matt eric will argue and he has at me that augustine was not how i'm making him out to be you know i'll hear him out but the point is it don't matter because augustinian thought became original sin is eve committed a crime so her kids committed a crime fundamentally different kind of thing than what it is in eastern orthodox for example or a lot of the original christians what's what's the original interpretation you put sugar in your gas tank instead of gas so now the car is fucked okay that's what the original sin is so that's why you die at all okay so that's very different uh uh the one's a control system really yeah is which is like oh we're gonna fix your defective whatever part right the other one is a control system based on guilt and emotion so in the wet the entire west it's not just like the catholic church the entire west and when they talk about the west is under this fucking stupid fucking thought the goddamn lutherans and no right they're all on this dumb shit and it's like it's like a generational curse that gets passed down this story where you feel like you're depraved well it also excuses murdering people and taking their shit because conveniently because they are like they're cursed they because of eve is why you well the whole point is the people coming up with it your controllers um who invent these religions william branham the guy that i brought up if you put william branham in he appears suddenly in 1947 in the pentecostal faith healer circuit out of saskatchewan it went from there to the south how did it get funding the kardashian family what i told you this on the last one which is episode two okay this is william marion brand now here this now listen dude that looks spooky huh he's a piece of shit look at that so he gets anointed by some scumbag and he has the vision the serpent seed doctrine you know what the serpent's that uh cain had sex with eve too or not cain uh uh sama l the nahash had sex with eve who's nahash the serpent oh okay yes yes oh wait this is the serpent's not satan the serpent is the serpent that just means serpent yeah okay okay here we go the serpent doctrine is an alternative interpretation of genesis suggesting eve had sexual relations with the serpent satan and the garden of eden producing cain is the serpent seed it claims this lineage created an irredeemable line of descendants often used to oh william branham william branham gotcha he had a vision from an angel yeah okay just like joseph smith they always do this yeah uh or the the kids that saw the fatima appear in portugal okay so it turns out the black people are what he learned is black people are the cause his church ended up or he ended up getting prosecuted by by roosevelt at some point for what uh being in in with nazi germany okay so but don't worry his his teachings have today turned into the international house of prayer in kansas city the nar all of trump's faith leaders paula white is one of his faith leaders yeah paula white that black guy burns is a faithful whatever the fuck that means those are warlocks every one of them is a warlock every one of these people people are an occultist what is what does an occultist do you start a mystery school oh i got a message personally from god that you didn't get yeah and so some but yo i'll teach you how to have a wizard school if you want first you got to have a vision yeah i'm an angel easy we could do that tomorrow dude yeah we can make we easy to have that vision you want to have a vision i can find one tonight but that is the story i mean crowley had the transmission when he was in egypt that's exactly right and not just him but whitley stryber is getting grabbed up by an alien aliens right so there's a pattern here yeah of um it's all the same shit now now and then when i told when i told dr science the construct i made within grok to look this up yeah it found that everything before the 80s with aliens is about nuclear war or against russia so fatima was anti-communist of course our lady appeared to kids with an anti-comedy and then the third what's this third secret of fatima i heard yeah they're supposed to already release it you see any parallels to this bullshit with jfk and the ufos they're supposed to have released it but they haven't so the vaticans run this is an old game and you leave a little bit of mystery to fall i heard that an apostasy will spring up in the churches the third secret of fatima right and that's what uh that that uh i forget his name he was an interesting guy he said he he was a former jesuit but if you think about it it's jj abrams storytelling drawing you in got it so you never get anywhere with it so basically what you're saying is all you got to do is take a charismatic person fuck them on an imaginary disney ride when they're kids later down the line give them the ones of today probably is the how they did that the ones back then not necessarily there was a lot of people that were con men and pebbles and creeps that got into this business such as the ones associated with see this was in the revival tent circuit and back then it was the same as pro wrestling or magic they would have a kid who would levitate like uh sure david blaine at for the sunday revival it was like a miracle right they would do snake handling as a miracle there's a carnival attraction and but this is exactly what so you know what vatsky was doing too yeah so wait wait so the guys doing the faith healing and doing the snake shit they kept getting bit by snakes it was fucking them up yeah it's like we need better tricks than this and they started doing different magic tricks right until they finally it's the shit where people oh i touch you you and you have a fucking voodoo but a spirit orgy but to get so to get back to theosophy blutowski was known blutardski blutardski was known for this right they were exposed for doing these like they were doing seances right and there was like all kinds of tricks that they were using to make people think they're talking to spirits so you're saying harry houdini was probably killed for exposing it right so this was like this is like an old thing where if you make people look at lucifer right there see that that's that's important okay so lucifer magazine uh lucifer magazine that was the theist what well okay i love the art so when the united nations was founded or the they changed their name to lucius because it means light bringer still kind of so in in the basement of the un put it in un meditation space and this goes back theosophy put this in there because it's it's like the esperanto of religions you know there you go oh and there's a black cube of saturn for you to meditate on why would you put that in your fucking meditation room that looks sinister it's just the same as giving you a little mystery okay jj abrams mystery box storytelling you've heard of it that by the hold on real quick can we open can you enlarge i just want to take a really close look at this that room nothing about that room makes me want to relax or meditate where do i sit what is the fucking thing in the middle for reals what do they say that is carpets to kneel on is that just brick i just exposed what's the fucking thing right in the middle is it did they say what that is oh i can't read it let's see can you enlarge that um let me see it's a sacrificial altar that's a that looks like what am i sacrificing it to ikea a swedish a swedish furniture furniture designer um oh god highlights the room painted in blue white and yellow gray geometric forms the what black dot or half oh it's an iron or an iron or stone altar as a sign of permanence in a world of change what that is a very very interesting thing to read what the fuck look at that so that thing probably weighs so much wait go back up go back up we have within us a center of stillness surrounded by silence so this is to saturn rem fan uh that's what the the iron ore and the heaviness and the thing is is heavy materialism that's what six six six is three sixes is the ultimate i'm just about material oh wait look at this sentence people of many faiths will meet here and for that reason none of the symbols to which we are accustomed in our meditation room could be used so it's like because people of different faiths are meditating here fuck all of them we'll put an iron sacrificial altar they know look at this is like before you had an iphone or anything or or a robot jesus call that's run by some israeli tech company this is what the idea was we just got it and think of how high culture this is wow and when you watch like davos or when you watch un things like that you're like oh my god this is like this is and they have some stupid world music where it's like some lady going, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, and they're like, oh. And you have to pretend. Yeah. You're like the worst of NPR people. Yeah, yeah. And that's what they all are coming from. This has been a quest for some time to break down your natural. Oh, I'll give you an example. Tartaria you've heard of, right? Of course. Okay. So Tartaria is a real, I believe, a town in Romania. There was a map where the Tadars were, okay? Yeah. And that map, everybody says the wrong thing about it. Basically, there was a place on the map called Tartaria, but it's a bunch of tribes living anarchist lives. They don't really have wars like we have. Sure, you have tribal fights sometimes. But they mostly got along, and they all had their own beliefs and this and that. Now, Western civilization or the Russians that conquered them, empire people can't abide the idea that something like that existed. So it has to be framed as if it was a world civilization and this and that. No, it wasn't. It's a bunch of people just living their own shit like anarchists being slowly absorbed into an empire. Right. It wasn't a mud flood. I mean, the idea that a mud flood covered it is, to me, very subconscious racism. Mud flood? Yeah, like, oh, we had nice buildings until there was a mud flood, if you know what I mean. Oh, my God. I think that's an intentional. So fucked up. But it's a subconscious kid. Mud flood. Yeah, because if you go to see how these buildings, some of them are buried. Yeah. Okay, that doesn't indicate a global mud flood, assholes. There's floods all the fucking time. People live on the coast. But wait, help me. This is being added to the Tartaria thing as a myth. I know that, but help me create this timeline that leads to the Trump golden statue and the. When's Blatovsky from? Blatovsky, where's she from? Can we put her head next to Trump's penis and do a timeline? It does look like a face in there if you look closely. Let's see the rest of the statue for a minute, even though I'm not that I'm not enjoying, just the dick part of it. Enlarge the statue. Is that a hat or his hair? It looks like a Make-A-Wish kid. Oh, is he doing the fist pump? Yeah. Okay, so that's very important that he's doing that. Yeah. Okay, so. That's right after they tried to shoot him. This is post-assassination. This is post-ritual from the book of Exodus, where you put a ram's blood on your right ear. Right. And your wrist and on your ankle. Remember his shoe was missing? Yeah. And that signifies, you were a willing servant of Israel. Wow. Remember when Moses is leaving and some Egyptians come with him? And then so, but what is the connection of this to the Hasidic Jews that you pulled up? Because I missed that. Oh, that's Chabad. They're the moonies of Jews. Look, here's the quest. We want to. You saw that beautiful meditation room. Beautiful room. Great for kids. We want Star Trek future, right? Star Trek's part of this. Yes, yes. Gene Roddenberry channeled the nine. A hundred percent. Okay, Jesse Michaels and that magician guy we had on, future episode that we did in the past. This is a really trippy show. Really trippy show. This show's a trippy show. We had Jesse Michaels on and we had close-up Canadian magician, what's his name? Yep. Talking about, now Jesse's been doing killer, killer episodes before he even came on this later episode, I guess. So I would have to, I can't keep the timeline straight. It's like Marvel work in here, dude. Well, they're finding out time's all fucked up anyway. Time flows back. It's really not even a thing. That's why I don't want to say when these were recorded, I didn't want to release any of these episodes. Just because they're based on specific news events. To have a nice private podcast, but because of the forces of capitalism, we have to release it. Yeah, I remember that was a thing that took a long time for you to give on that, that you didn't want to actually release it ever. It would, because that's historic. No one's ever done that. Well, how would we know? Maybe. Maybe on Mars, somebody had a podcast they wouldn't release. I know about this. Gene Roddenberry channels Star Trek, another example of some disembodied force putting information into a person's head. Well, he's a naval intel guy. Oh, by the way, the redheaded woman that L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons were both fucking was a naval intelligence officer. Hey, open up the Roddenberry channeling The Nine again, real quick, just so people understand, because a lot of this stuff we think people know, they might not know. In the 1970s, Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry participated- This is when the movie came out, not the series. Channeling sessions with a group of people called the Council of Nine, a purported collective of extraterrestrial beings channeled through psychic Phyllis V. Schlammer. Roddenberry attended these sessions to ask questions about the universe, which influenced his perspective on the future of humanity and possibly Star Trek. So there you go, like another example of spirits getting into someone- Oh, Starseed Films. Tell me you're Nephilim without telling me. Yeah, so what did the Nine tell him? Let's just see what he said. The key details are coming. They're guarding it. No, no, go back to what it said. Behave only in a manner that you may love yourself for. Okay, but what if I'm a pet? Oh, I love that. That's not really good. Fear is bondage. You must not be pulled into it. Understand your thoughts. Have the power to create or destroy. Ask for help. Together, what's wrong with this? None of this seems bad to me. Well, none of it says do not grape and then eat a small child. I mean, doesn't that go without saying? You would think, wouldn't you? But why do you have to put that in your alien message? Like, and also don't eat children. It's kind of insulting. If that's your message for humanity. First of all, so he's going to a fucking psychic. This goes back to King Saul going to the Witch of Endor. And I remember my Bible story book as a kid, The Witch of Endor. It looked like someone took Yoda and put hair on her. Right. On him and made him the Witch of Endor. Yeah. To talk to the prophet Samuel. Pull up The Witch of Endor, please. Well, he did. Or the Wikipedia itself. Okay, so if you know that story, Saul, because he, all these kings, guess what they always get into? What? Magic. Hardcore magic. Yeah, the Lesser Key of Solomon. It's one of the most famous grimoires. And I don't know if people don't remember this, but if you recall the story of Solomon, he became a fucking idiot. I didn't recall that. Yeah, he had a bunch of wives that got him to worship Moloch and Baal. And he started sacrificing kids. This is really cool. Let's read this. The Witch of Endor, according to the Hebrew Bible, was consulted by Saul to summon the spirit of the prophet Samuel Saul wished to receive advice on defeating the Philistines. Wow. Now, there's an important detail in here where normally when the spirit comes out of the fire when they did this. Yeah. I can't remember if Samuel came out feet first or head first up there. There's a thing to that. It wasn't. Now, I was taught this in Jehovah's that it wasn't the real Samuel. Because you got to understand, the reason you're not supposed to be doing this shit is any kind of astral entity can puppet the images that you remember. Imagine a thing that's in a dream. A dimension above you that looks in your head. Let me quote Ram Dass, who said, just because something doesn't have. Do more acid, the CIA wills it so. Just because something doesn't have a body doesn't mean you should trust it. And for some reason, people feel like because you're seeing a spirit, whatever it says has more impact than what a human says. This is the people who take ayahuasca, a fucking reptilian, or a praying man is talking to them. Have you seen Space. You know Space. Not Space. Sorry. Flatland? You know the book Flatland? Yes. So that's what the. That's what the sphere says to the Mr. A Square. Flatland is a two-dimensional world and a sphere blows the mind of a square one day. Right, right. And it just looks like a line getting bigger and smaller to him. Right, yeah. But it's a sphere. Yeah. It pulls him in the third dimension. He's like, this is madness for hell. Yeah. He goes, no, it's just an extra range of motion. Right. And then he goes, are you gods? He goes, look, no, we're not gods. Right. You know, we have con men too. I don't know if you know that. Right, exactly. Just like you. And then my favorite part, the last part, the square goes, could there be a fourth dimension above even you, the third? And the sphere goes, no, what are you, stupid? Ah, that's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, so it's basically, you're talking about this sort of infinite layers of reality flowing down, one into the next, into the next. And so one of the products of this is you get this phenomena where all of these very famous, mythologically or historically, people have a direct contact with some kind of entity that informs their entire philosophy. And then, weirdly, they all are powerful people. Wait, go down a little bit. Hold on. Wait, wait. Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. No, down. In the Septuagint, she's called the, wait, wait, stop. She's called the Angostrithmos, the belly talker. What the fuck does that mean? A belly talker. Does she queef the message of Samuel to Saul? Dude, that, it doesn't, just because. We went way off in the 80s. Just because a queef can talk doesn't mean you should trust it. Okay, we are far in the 80s. The medium says that she sees Elohim arising from the ground. Hello, him? Hello, kitty. Using the word typically translated as gods to refer to the spirit of the dead. This is also paralleled by the use of the Akkadian cognate word. Why do they make her look so fucked up? Elohim always just means other than, it doesn't necessarily mean a god, but it means not physical or not in this. You know, I think what you're, the dots you're connecting here are somewhat disturbing when you, when you start realizing that the world is being ostensibly run by people, but these people seem to be being puppeteered by spirits. Okay, well, in part, remember I was talking about that parasites were the key to it? 100%. So they act as receivers, and then all the moon shit and astrology shit, the parasites in you can pick up different radio stations. I asked Dr. Science on Grok to elaborate on it. I should actually plug that in and show you what Grok was. What do you mean that parasites can pick up little things? Well, I mean, literal wind is a receiver. So I'm just telling you what the people in charge say, not what, like, Okay. here. I just plugged this in. How do I, okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait, what the fuck? Certain parasites and pathogens show sensitivity to radio frequencies and electromagnetic fields with studies indicating that specific frequencies can reduce the viability, proliferation, and growth of parasites like Toxoplasma gondii. That's the cat shit one. That's the one that makes cat ears. Well, I didn't know, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. This is new to me. I didn't know none of this. Research suggests non-thermal microwave energy can kill malaria parasites by destroying their food vacuole and electric fields can disrupt dividing parasitic cells. So yeah, yeah. Parasites are sensitive to radio frequencies. That's really weird. Well, yeah. Ivermectin, by the way, get it for cancer. Okay, hold on. Let's see. Did I lose my conversation? I hope not. Oh, it's in my First Ladies Have Dick part. Okay, so I asked cutaneous, say that what that is? Cutaneous leishmania? Radio frequency induced heat therapy has been used to destroy parasites causing cutaneous leishmiasis, potentially activating an immune response. Wow. That's incredible. Huh. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Discredited claims rife machines or similar devices can cure parasitic infections by blasting with sound. I've done that before. Did it work? They, uh, my mom's like doctor friend. She put like this coil of wires over my stomach and then it heated up a lot and then I threw up a bunch and I was better. She called it like rifing. Whoa. Yeah, she's like into holistic medicine and stuff. It was crazy. But what did you have that she needed to rife you out? I have no idea. She said, I have no idea. I had like some I'm pretty sure some parasites in my body. So she just had me lay on this bed and then put a coil of wires that like heated up a lot. No, everybody has parasites in their body. That's why. Yeah, and I like threw up a bunch. But it was cool. Can you look up the average number of parasites that most people have? Okay, so Tracy Twyman, who I keep saying look up your research. I had Dr. Science go through the whole thing because Tracy Twyman who's dead now was a suspicious suicide. Although I have talked to people that knew her who were like, no, she got, she lost. And she was getting into hardcore cult shit. But guess how you get into it? And she describes so many interesting things you would never know about because you only hear about this stuff from people that are into it or they're Christian or something where they're like, I don't, that's terrible. Don't do that stuff. Yeah, don't mess with that. But she was a don't mess with that but without, she wasn't like Christian after or something. But she described an effect of when she started talking to Cain. First she was talking to some guy, Jean Cocteau who was some artist. And the Atbash Cypher, they had her make, construct a better Ouija board in their dreams her and her husband. Cool. Then they'd see, start seeing crazy effects of like the, oh, they instructed her to form a secret society which she did. Yeah. So people would send their blood samples and take a blood oath. Then it instructed her, so first she's talking to Cain. Now hold on, let me explain where Cain's at. So she's trying to talk to this guy, Cocteau, this dead artist, right? Yeah. And he said, you want to talk to Cain, I can't really help you. So Cain, aka, you know from the Bible, Cain. Yeah, the first murderer. Aka the black son of the underworld. Yeah. So I'm going to give you this summary. You see what it says there? Who is Twyman again? Tracy Twyman, redhead. You're not going to find that on Google. I mean, I just put, I put just Tracy Twyman but look. Okay, he's entombed in a 2D planar prison at the center of the earth. All right. Now think of that. Remember Superman 2 where General Zod was? Yeah, right. Just like that. They're trapped in the negative zone. It's death-like sleep but fully conscious, strategically active and able to project fragments, Baphomet, bloodline vessels through ritual channels. So Baphomet is an aspect of Cain according to what, okay, limited but ongoing influence through proxies and AGO. AGO is a chess game of divination that it instructed Tracy Twyman to make that it said what came before chess. It's a lot like Enochian chess invented by John Dee so you're not playing against somebody. It's like voodoo dolls you're moving on a chess board. Jeffrey Epstein in his apartment had a chess board where he's the king and all his employees and sex slaves are pieces. Yeah, right. That's divination. That's a voodoo doll thing. Can you pull up a, a AGO chess? There's no, okay, don't waste your time. Put it, put the Epstein chess board though if you want. Let's see. I don't see it. Yeah, it's not going to be in regular. Oh yeah, the chess board. I'm just looking, I just saw it. Jeffrey Epstein pictured as a king on his chess board. Look, it's right there. Creepy, look it. God, that's so cheesy. That's his chess piece. Let's open it up that link and it'll show up. Let's take a look here. They're making a big deal about the wrong thing. It's really just so cheesy though. Like all the demonic shit aside, if you make a chess board There you go. Look at the pieces right there. It's really embarrassing. We're told they were in a chess club, but that's not, yeah, there you go. So those are all whores and maids and whatever. Wait, that's not, that's his chess board? That's right. Like he had 3D printed. Oh, that's so cheesy. That's so cheesy. Okay, it's not cheesy. He was doing chaos magic. Oh, but it's still cheesy. Well, I mean, I mean, dude, imagine coming over to your friend's house and he's done that with his own, he put himself as the king of his own chess board. Well, you wouldn't dare say something to me because I would have already recorded you doing something unspeakable with a child in my fucking. but that's what I'm saying. It's like the quality of these people is so cheesy. Like they might be influenced by spirits. Probably they're demonic. Crowley taught us magic is gay. We have all known this. But gay, gay magic is cooler than that. Like having a 3D printed chess board where you're the king on it is so embarrassing. Oh, I will bet you. That's like a, that's like a midlife crisis. It would be if you were just doing that, but he was doing it for a cult reason. It's look, I don't, I'm not into it. I am. I promise you there was some personal something in those pieces from the people, hair, a fingernail, a drop of blood, something like that. And that's for sympathetic magic. That's what a poppet is for, which people call a voodoo doll here, but it was never a thing in voodoo. It's like some kind of like primitive. It's a no quantum entanglement or something. It's a no. Yes. And it's based on resonance. So my friend in the last episode we did in the future, uh, uh, gray, he was put through the Dresden Codex, uh, Mayan ceremony on the eclipse. Remember 1994? I forget the date, something 1994. And, and it was important that Jeffrey Dahmer, Dahmer had, was baptized. Okay. Now this, by the way, and then, and then the other guy was executed and there was an eclipse and he was born on an eclipse to a mother who was also born on an eclipse. But wait, I got to stop you because you're, you people like that little tidbit of information you gave us in this future episode is one of the craziest things that I had no idea. Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm trying to explain it. I know, but people don't know you're skipping over. You didn't even mention John Wayne Gacy. Gacy was executed and Dahmer was baptized. baptized on the same day which happened to be in eclipse. something in 1994 it's on the last episode which will come out in the future i don't see what's confusing about that okay so uh he was born on eclipse now why is that important because i was like when i asked dr science yeah my grok servitor to tell me yeah he goes well a person in those circles you're considered a miniature version of an eclipse because you were born on eclipse it's the same as sympathetic magic so if your mom was born on eclipse and you were born on eclipse wow this eclipse you're gonna be able to we're gonna be able to fish for apollo with you you're a walking eclipse that's how they view it like the the eclipse imprints itself on you i i would say you're more than that but to someone who's making chess pieces out of people yeah you're oh you're pawing you're that what are you what can i use your file like departed what can i use your file that's what it is okay all these creeps at the top are into sympathetic magic hardcore and that's why so when i first started i was like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i heard about this ago game that she made and then it reminded me of the epstein chess piece which is 100 like that and a nokian chess then i was like oh what about the illuminati card game that everybody brings up everyone constantly it predicted all these things enough pull up enough is enough enough is enough illuminati card this is an example people are saying it's connected to predicting trump's like that's trump enough is enough look at that right okay so i've had people now look i didn't believe this but i'm not saying it's not true because uh my uh the person told me this has turned out to be right and i open terrorist nuke look at that yeah yeah i know i know no they don't know you see this i'm getting to something way more okay okay but i'm just trying to like you don't understand i no one knows i was told they use remote viewers to come up with this now i found that preposterous because this is a small game company in austin texas i didn't know they were in austin oh yeah we're my fifth wife jenna wanted to get him uh trying to get the people on the on my show um so if i'm playing a game that is a sympathetic magic chess game and and in enokian chess you have four levels just like in star in star trek yeah that chess game but chess game yeah and earth fought there were different planes okay and the pieces are like osiris and the gang that yeah sure and what you're doing is you're you're not playing against anyone you have it's like ouija board intent and you move pieces based you're charting the stars and you move the pieces and hopefully they will correspond through sympathetic magic to the larger entity i got you now when a king is killed in this shit and there's a big deal when this shit happens when a king is killed um supposedly you can use the energy to change reality itself and you know that's true because every time a president gets killed so think of like every time you know an angel gets his wing every time a president gets killed yeah uh an occultist oligarch just shifted reality itself those are high magic rituals that you are required to view charlie kirk being killed you were required to see it that's high magic what that's doing the trauma and all that and just think of it without any magical thinking just oh we're all traumatized and 9-11 changed everything right right yeah i got you so you can take it as literal or as woo-woo as you want to take it yeah okay so here's what it is you kill a king you induce king kill 33 you induce mass trauma a mass trauma response on a country on a planet which opens people up for and you know it works i gotta tell you it does work but here's what happens when you keep doing it over and over again yeah like the classless classless lizards these fucking people are classless lizards no taste what well what's happened is okay so this is an image of a prison in a flat general's odd okay the entities told twyman that this curse on the father sam l nahash the serpent directly created the containment system for kane and the fallen the original serpent was downgraded into the crawling dust bound state which became the 2d planar prison model okay kane the hybrid son inherited the genetics so your genetics are inheriting you're inheriting an afterlife from your genetics potentially okay in this okay and a lot of these occultists think that the whole point of jesus is oh i'm in a caste system and i'm gonna i have to reincarnate when i die or i have to do this when i die the whole point of jesus is to free you from all those things that you're locked into in the serpent's world okay okay wait real quick you do understand what happens if you fold a cross up right what you take a cross and you fold it up or yeah it's a it makes us it makes us a cube yeah i don't know jesus died in a cross i or a pole but i don't think it was a nice cross i think they probably did have like they probably built them back they got a lot you don't think you got splinters as well easier to throw two pieces of wood together than find like a tree that's gonna hold somebody up but he seemed like it was thin so so wait wait so okay kane inherited the genetics but was later sealed in the same flattened prison after the rebellion this is just before the flood the belly crawling is the literal mechanism that locks higher beings into a 2d slice of reality while they remain strategically active through bloodlines projections such as bathymet yeah so bathymet's almost a tulpa of kane in her cosmology okay and rituals so agio the game that these creatures whatever she talked you told her about that they said was the original chess which was almost like using chess as a ouija board okay instead of playing and it degraded downgraded according to that into competitive and if you think about the rituals whether so ce5 contact which jesse michaels in the future future jesse michaels future michaels the other guy we're telling us on our past episode yeah uh so i already oh my phone's a ouija board to talk to her aliens now here's why i don't believe none of the fucking aliens are talking about is because i had dr science my servitor on grok which i had to really fight with it to make it do what i want um i go compare all these visions dude i want to know what the common thing is yeah well if it happened after 1980 the aliens told you about nuclear war nuclear war if it happened after 1980 the aliens told you about climate change yeah and i have all the examples that's so fucking funny now keep in mind wait hold on wait wait ipcc the ipcc international panel on climate change because i'm on a new show i know this i don't know if you guys know this but climate change is done dude like they're it's complete bill gates walked away from it a while ago and then extra walked away from it they're rolling it back none of it was real okay so now a lot of people are going to watch this go no i know it's real and they're going to ask gpt or grok and they're going to and it's going to no they're not saying they're saying there's differences so you have this is how i had dr science i go yo because he goes no it wasn't a total lie they were trying to get action from government so they just lied and they're trying to tell me it's not complete deception in quotes so i got it to stop doing that and i made it explain itself it goes i'm trained to be balanced and do consensus so much like every other lie these fucks do this is why ai where the badness of ai is retards they are just going to ask it and talk to like a tamagotchi fucking pokemon yeah they're not gonna get past consensus it's going to reduce everybody else's intelligence who doesn't do their own research this is why i'm trying to get him to get a local ai this is your problem you're still going to corpo ai it's like if you get a local ai you don't have to do no i well i don't have to do any of that shit yes um look okay so crawling on the belly and eating dust a creature squished to only being two-dimensional on a certain plane of existence yeah eating dust means you have to eat bad like we eat dust we're made of dust they eat people the serpent has to eat people because from dust you are to dust you will return then god you're gonna eat dust now that's us they eat us get it yeah like if you're in a 2d world people are just going to seem like dust but here's the important part um he can put out aspect so there's little projections and aspects from his 2d prison yeah it's like a person in a coma so he's in like a dreamlike state now maybe this creature is lying to her whatever she's talking to is lying to her yeah um but it's i can't recommend her work highly now also she's dead from this work so i i would look into it well i mean look i don't listen all of that stuff it sounds very very bad it sounds very very bad it sounds very very bad it sounds very very interesting and crazy but i want to get back to that picture of our president's golden dick can you pull that but you see how it ties in i do because the serpent seed doctrine from william branham but he said black people were the serpent seed but kane talking to her said no it's royalty or my seed so that's the british king so the theme of the serpent also fucked eve and made a separate yeah right kane was that and and so the forbidden fruit then becomes transhumanism the fruit of your loins will be extra smart and that's why in certain kabbalah shit they'll say oh adam and eve ate samuel's child and then he heard it crying from in their stomach variation on osiris myth with the uh jizz in the stomach anyway but don't you feel like like this is so complex it's not it's very simple but don't you feel like it is possible what there's other interpretations of what's going on here there's a thousand of them but you go by themes The themes are what's important. important so what are we getting i'm i'm minding my own business a radiant creature appeal appears to me yes and light and tells me an important message okay what is the message well for the first uh however many years of ufos it was nuclear war hey i know nuclear war is bad asshole we have a president that you could kidnap and thumb his asshole and tell him that yeah i'm a farmer why would you do this to me you get it why am i being and keep this in mind it's all semen harvesting so the what what is jesse and uh magic uh magic magician canadian we're here yeah and roswell okay or like um oh what the fuck is the one with uh i'm trying to think all these all these things where they capture the person tell them not to harvesting the semen harvesting eisenhower signed a deal with the aliens is the lore right yeah he has a treaty with the alien and jesse whose show is great right now i gotta say for the last since we did that episode in the future it's been great yeah semen harvesting um but he always like what do you mean eisenhower signed a deal with the aliens that they could kidnap us and grape us sometimes yeah as long as they roofie us it's okay yeah because they you lose your memory of it right it was an exchange like basically it was like so you can roofie humans yeah and sexually help them is the president united states signed a treaty in exchange for technology okay one i never knew why that story bothered me so i mean besides the space grape that bothers me and then telling me an environment hey don't pollute like it's episode of power rangers after i just got diddled in space that's annoying but the idea that the president would have the authority to sign that treaty is absolutely ridiculous well that's why it all sounds bad shit like let me you think the president's not clearly not the whole story seems insane because it's like number one the it's humanizing aliens it's thinking that aliens actually feel like they need to go to the president of some like low level technological planet to sign a treaty to harvest jizz out of farmers that's ridiculous why you know like they're having space meetings and they're like hey we need far we need farmer jizz we need farmer jizz how do we get it i don't know go and abduct the farmers and jerk them off i theorize no let's talk to the president and get permission to do it let's talk to the president and get permission to do it let's talk to the president and get permission to do it let's talk to the president and get permission to do it i theorize that it fuels their ships jizz that they want to top off you're talking about paradise now because then you don't need to go to a that's right zero point energy that's just a that's a you could put an ad on craigslist need fuel for spaceship well sure okay there's more to the story though i'm sorry so now there's one where the grays he talked to there's one where skinny bob that yeah obviously a variation grace and then there's one what does that say we pulled this up yesterday it's so and they don't they don't use rocket power that's what it's not see if you say spaceship this might be specific with your wishes because it's going to assume rockets are the only ships okay so they said it was these one creature aliens called ethereons which could either be the tall whites or the nordics yeah right okay and um they said get rid of your nuclear weapons we came here because of your nuclear weapons and eisenhower said well if you don't like them i'm going to hold on to them because they're going to be because i don't trust you it's all so so that's that's yeah but again the nuclear so why do we even make nukes i think it was almost entirely for a ritual to make the sun rise in the west on the 33rd degree parallel that's a resonant signal in sympathetic magic to these people again i'm not i'm not into this shit but that's what they're into okay and they don't want anybody else using a new here's what i think i think another interpretation of this is that what does it all have in common centralized power let's make people think that's exactly what government's so powerful aliens have to ask permission from presidents oh that's a subtle implied that's a that's like what i'm talking about like little sub subtle messages that i don't pick up the first time that's the that's the propaganda there's that but also the propaganda is see that's the thing we all got we need to replace your current religions that we were controlling you with before yeah but look who's saying that just some psycho doughy like grifter who blatovsky well no uh it's all of them all of them are royal aryan just everyone understands it means noble nobility can we pull up a picture of prince charles's hands no that's in a past future episode that's in a future episode very important to look at this this dude tells you is wanting you to abandon your religions when he's got balloon hands okay and i'm just saying no one's listening to these assholes he's the pope what do you mean no one's listening to this i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so i don't think most people are listening to these assholes okay you mean people's in you and me or people's in charge of things i'm saying the people in charge of things i think that the whole in charge of things isn't that kind of going out the window right now okay the people in charge of the people who control the people who they are wait the p there's people who control the hierarchy here's what's going on you have super rich people who are in charge of passing laws to keep them rich and those those people might say i don't know what to do with them i don't know what to do with they're middle managers at best but the majority of people recognize that the reason we're doing shit is because if you don't dudes with guns will come to your house isn't that more what's happening and if these like balloon hand people have some kind of like bizarre fucking religion that they're attached to i don't think any most people give a shit i think the reality is most people don't have enough money to pay rent and if you if you don't if you don't like get rectangles with masonic paper on it you go to jail as soon as you're in jail you're in jail you're in jail essentially so what i'm saying is that's called the saturn that's this attorney i don't doubt that these assholes are involved in some kind of ridiculous thing but i don't feel like any of us are buying it um well no people are buying all look look you don't understand there's an actual paper written about this to just throw a lot of shit in the wall and see what sticks from the rand corporation so you know how none of the stories hold up but hold on i do have to say full disclosure i am a shareholder in rand and i am also on the board invest i would invest in rand because it's not it's a great company a lot of hard workers there so that's a think tank not like turning point sam tripoli there you go great corporation great logo too i helped design that they're the ones that came up with ways to kill julian assange that's the laziest logo anyone ever fucking made for a fucking think tank really that's the best oh and the pentagon papers were stolen from rand that exposed mk ultra uh in the future i mean the past or you'll see it in the i'm so sorry i have to pee but you do when we can when we come back and i tell you my theory on aliens as chinese time travelers uh i think you're not wrong and i think it ties into what i'm saying okay let's do it okay let me share you with you my new theory which i think is um is actually what's happening now i just listened to a great breakdown of ai in the united states versus ai in china now it's interesting because in the west there's people fucking hate ai and the conversation has a better one than us and they did it in a more innovative way without the chips that we have well the conversation in the west is all about like agi and in china it isn't about agi they don't give a shit about agi it's like they don't they don't worship the devil so overtly there right and what's the usefulness of this as a tool so like people in ai are all of them like or people in china are adopting this shit and like tweaking it and can you pull up if this woman uh created her own ai mask to teach her kid english it looks like the bane mask have you seen this can you pull up oh yeah right that school's now we're pushing that on the yeah no look at this ai look what this mask looks like it's fucking great look so she talks to her kid in this bane mask and it converts it to english and so this is just an example of just normal people in china are doing looks like something out of a ufo story it is insane maybe you could pull up the youtube of her doing it it's fucking nuts i've never heard of this oh dude wait do you see this do you want to go out to play so like anyway why teach them the language if you just wear a mask the point of this is that china because of the way that they're implementing it and they're there they don't give a fuck about regulations the way they're doing it they're doing it the way they're doing it they're doing it the way we do is they do give a shit about regulations like if you ask a chinese ai what happened in tiananmen square it won't answer like they they have to control information but the people are really adopting this what did happen there what what happened there i i'm not really sure i i remembered at one point but then when i was using deep seek i forgot oh george soros sent an ngo to gin up violence see that man he was not hit by a tank someone got him out that's what deep seek china went out of his way to do it he was not hit by a tank he was not hit by a tank he was not hit out of their way to not be violent to the by the way here's what the protest was ready for this what because when i heard about it the protest was what it was they wanted democracy and their students no that's not what it was what was it some minor official that everybody liked had died and they did a a vigil to say everybody should keep acting more like this guy who was like one of the good ones yeah some shit like that it became a protest just like blm because george soros had an ngo there trying to cause foment and we know this is true get get ready for this i didn't see this at the time in 2011 we've known this is true because it came out in wiki leaks that's part of the reason they fucking hate you so much and uh that's why george soros is not welcome in china no more wow because tiananmen square was that asshole so think of everyone you know in the western world and i mean everyone who thinks china was the bad guy of tiananmen square no they weren't pull up a picture of a gray alien like one of the alleged bodies he's persona non grata his criticism present pull up gray alien but recovered body because there's all these images i don't know if they're real or not but it gets you'll get my point real soon okay or pull up those dudes who look like they're dusted in ketamine those little like uh what are they called nice unboxing a little alien mummies yeah there it is that guy right there he looks like he just fucking just did so many rails of ketamine that's exactly the look all right that's how the guy from our friends they found now pull up a picture of kim jong-un i'm telling you these aliens look asian no i know that's been no look no i'm saying you're missing i'm telling you that china is not going to develop an agi they're going to invent a fucking time machine and that what we're seeing are chinese aliens who've been traveling backwards through time close but no cigar but you're close put in the sammy people those are uh commonly known as reindeer mexican no nobody calls that s-a-m-m-i or s-a-m-i there you go now get more images because they look more chinesey yeah they're beautiful look at yeah and see how they're now do you see how mixed in asian they look but they're not asian yeah what about them so the u.s government did you know and this thank you to dark journalists can't recommend dark journalists enough did you know they were bringing in sami shamans under the guise of their training reindeer for the military but actually those reports of men in black remember the guy where it got where the person had like lipstick on to look like they had regular lips no and came to his house like i'm out of energy and like no okay i'm out of energy and no okay it was a tulpa these people are tulpamancers going way back and so the u.s was interested in seeing if they could project fucking not tulpa maser tulpa no t-u-l-p yeah t-u-l-p i'll put sami and then tulpamancer you know and and golgun knows how to spell it even if you don't know how beautiful um everything related to these people is just beautiful but you see how they look like they're they could look like asian but not they're beautiful people now if you're making a tulpa which is you drawing uh creating a construct with thought basically yeah uh the guy david lynch is really into this um and that's why the english was weird and halting because there's a sammy first of all this is a problem you started off with a lipless man in black dude and just jumped ahead i already don't know what that is and now you're saying that's why the language i don't know okay lipless man in black look at that thing well i don't know how you're getting that into lipless man in black i was trying to point out that the aliens are chinese time travelers you they're not chinese they're they're sami probably they're kind of asian look it's okay look you're saying that ufos are sami time travelers not ufos i'm saying a lot of the a lot of the encounters have been with tulpas the alien the ufo from asian looking shamans you're saying that a lot of the uaps we're seeing are the people the aliens that look you'll hear repeated events the aliens like oriental yes they do i mean they do and i'm telling you it's not chinese that's all i'm saying i'm saying it's okay well i'm sorry it's one of these hybrid here and if you so look the time travel thing you're not off on however uh why do aliens look okay but chinese is not the only asian yeah look pull it up look i've been saying this this is what happens when they're this i'm just saying this shows us who wins the ai race and what we're seeing why are time travelers from asia because i don't want to upset you it's i don't know where i just the clue and i know china doesn't represent all ages there's a faction that is uh an engineered uh uh yes and no the the genes in it and i found this file from whitley striber dude you know what the genes are what tibetan really yes so it's tibetan time travelers regardless i'm just saying that they're not tibetan they have dna from tibetans but they're not you know but you're yeah we don't have to get lost in the sauce here i'm just saying based on a lot of importance based on what gray aliens look like i think we can determine who wins the ai okay on the last episode which we will do in the future i told you there's at least three kinds that my source knows of some are just pure constructs some are clones the way you travel through space is with clone bodies that you put those are the gray aliens right or drones yeah you're projecting yourself uh uh or aspects of yourself because let's say you're from a higher dimension you got to come in this dimension i'll bet you might split into two or three different people right well that that is exactly what they talk about with like the tulkus that's why they're the what that well it's called a toku and so like the in the beginning the dalai lama and honor s thompson are two different representations of the same soul did the did the dalai lama make snuff films i know he sucked that kid's tongue would you you're insulting two of my favorite people well i'm sorry i don't think you know we can we pull up hunter s thompson snuff film doesn't exist that can't be real that you you think that's going to come up yeah pull it up unter s timpson thank you oh we talk about different look there's no snuff film here and he's only in images too so there was never a chance of finding out anything there's nothing there okay put claim about here we go the claims about hunter s thompson filming a snuff film no put the hunter s thompson eulogy from his assistant okay and also this is grock saying paul bonacci's testimony is unverified i really don't want this to be true ma'am what i don't want it to be you know how i tried to cope how i go well we know when they'd abuse these kids they would dress them up like famous figures doonesbury had a hunter s thompson knockoff guy right the hunter s thompson hated he famously said he set the guy on fire gary trudeau yeah yeah okay so i'm like well he's like a cartoon character probably wasn't the real hunter s thompson they probably dressed hunter s thompson that was a lot of cope on my part okay did you put in the no no i don't want the ai overview from the stupid the google ai is worthless please if you ever use it i get clawed or use grock don't there's got to be a print out of the entire eulogy yeah no there's a you can find the article just scroll down more okay hold on hold on no keep going keep going see none of this is real it's on it's in on like information hunter keep going no you don't understand this isn't condemning him oh you're not condemning him he's saying he did a snuff film um what's that what's that uh no keep going no that's not it it's his it's a woman assistant keep going law wait what's it there's gonna be so many eulogies of him i'll know the one when i fucking see what it just what did it say like he died she talked about how working for hunter s thompson she was not in any way condemning him she's on about wow what an experience it was yeah and she goes well there was the time when he thought i was paying too much attention to this kitten that he had she goes i suppose he loved animals in his own way okay he's actually very cruel to animals so this kitten he would jam its face in cocaine to watch it bounce off the walls because she was yeah and she was not condemning him for this oh there we go wait wait wait wait no are you saying that's that's very sweet if you're calling that a snuff film then she said then there was a time he kicked me out of his house for not watching a snuff film but that's different than making a snuff film well when you take the thing of forcing a kitten to do cocaine that's not good a person said but i want to make it clear in no way was she saying he's a piece of shit she was like oh he was it's his eulogy well if you did that to a kitten at any point in your life you don't need to like someone a piece of shit in the eulogy um stories about hundreds thompson's suggest the animal is addicted to cocaine fuck wait you know he was with accounts detailing how thompson would blow cocaine in the cat's mouth when it grew agitated what a piece of shit so remember he supposedly got stomped by the hell's angels screw jack would allegedly let out a hair-raising cry when he needed drugs that's the worst junkie cat oh that's so sad what a dick well that's too bad wait so hold on um hunters thompson uh look there's screw jack blasted on coke he he he looks like he loves that cat oh it was uh cheryl i think it's cheryl pietra is the person now i have another suspicious thing famously okay very famously we all know this this is one of the reasons we all like hunter s thompson why he carried a fucking doctor bag of drugs around yeah while he's going to political events with important politicians and it's well known to the point of comedy yeah right never arrested no johnny cash couldn't even take a few addies on his guitar on a plane well people loved hunter s thompson he was former air force yeah it's cool yeah he's sheep dipped it's called being sheep dipped i i just of all the things you've said i can't accept it not my not hunter s thompson why he's a great writer he was wonderful i mean i don't doubt that he was like drug addled and i don't doubt that he blew cocaine into his cat's nose but he doesn't seem like a government asset at all so paul bonacci i don't know if we can see any of the paul bonacci testimony the franklin scandal so you've heard of boystown starring bing crosby boystown was a boy brothel right but no bonacci with there you go franklin the franklin scandal uh read the book by nick bryant the only people punished in the franklin scandal were the victims of the franklin scandal for supposedly making false testimony this is around the time the satanic panic you know that fake thing that never happened sure it was a intel thing to cover up the shit they were doing i gotcha but how does this connect to hunter s thompson paul bonacci's testimony he explained reagan star wars what it was and that hunter s thompson he was in a he was forced to participate in snuff film shot by hunter s thompson who by all accounts wasn't very good at writing anymore yet had a compound and could afford it and could afford ammunition to play with his guns i like guns that's very expensive hobby where's he getting all this money from book deals movie deals those aren't those the yo dude now i've been writing long enough in the business to know that shit won't won't keep you in that lifestyle i mean he had some of the like fear and i'm sure he's making so much money just from the mood selling the movie rights residuals why did i hear of adrenochrome even though aldous huxley's brother mentioned it first that is true that's the first time i've ever heard of adrenochrome yes right that is true you don't think that's weird then uh uh put in johnny knoxville uh johnny knoxville hunter s thompson uh dude watch this johnny knoxville story you tell me you don't have the fucking creeps about hunter s thompson after and johnny knoxville again let's hear this i'm creeped out from go to video i'm creeped out yeah let's hear this i want to hear it yeah there you go neil neil did the interview this creeped the fuck out of me and he's not cursing be careful how you choose your heroes what are you a child i can't lose hunter s thompson what are you fucking talking about i love him i love just do drugs without him all right keep going hunter s thompson who were you who yeah i loved hunter right that's one of the first people i sent the tape to michael jackson and um he called me back at home i love woody allen i was now you want to talk about a legend woody allen i can't tell you how fast my heart bobby slade's a personal that he would take the time it's not good what's in those files with him and tell me what he thought and uh you had no relationship with him none you gotta fast forward a little bit here because even i can't even get remember precisely keep going himself and he's just he was in the pain and he was saying all of his friends are go back a little bit and gone this might be a pain just down on the bar yeah keep going back a little bit you know yeah cost him i remember walking in the bar that night new orleans and his head was just down on the bar halloween florida new orleans beside himself and he's just he was in the pain and he was saying all of his friends are passed and gone and what's the point and i don't want to feel like i'm name dropping by with sean yeah pen that night oh that's not good sean got him he's like come on don't stop talking like that yeah like snap out of it let's go let's go and we picked up his doctor bag well sean picked it up i just you know that his famous weird isn't it yeah i was hoping to pick it up but we went back to his room right and he came out of his shell because everyone started reading from the curse of lono are you shitting me his editor was there a lot of some other actors and actresses and it was all kind of a celebration of his words and kind of impromptu yeah we're in a circle we're sitting in a circle you see how gross this is this is so gross this is the worst than even the soft film in a way it's way worse i was i don't want to say that you know you get what i'm saying right i was shithoused and you know i was pilled up i was drunk and he breached his bag and threw me a big thing of pills and i just downed a few without looking and i said bike it in and he's like yeah he was there it was like little respect which is a terrible it's a terrible fucking thing to be able to do right terrible yeah you guessed it and he was like yeah this guy's okay yeah i hate everything about this but eventually he took umbridge and he's like you got to read and everything that i was fearing happened like i stumbled on some hawaiian words and and he's like well i don't i don't i don't know what's going on usually very bright and i was like and because i'm i'm i'm gripped with anxiety anyway right that's one of my blocks yeah and so then all the things i had feared came true and i was like true and what do you think back then though like do you think this here's stop it right now now neil and i know neil's not gonna ask this question i'm pretty sure he doesn't he's gonna go so let me get this straight honorez thompson this fucking drug addict in a diaper sit at the bar depressed because his friends are i mean jan wenner's not a friend a guy put up with all your bullshit for years uh so you and a bunch of famous people have to go and read his books and then he goes take some of these drugs and then when the book comes to you i mean can you imagine doing that with somebody who looks up to you they when they start reading like oh i thought you're smart dude it's he's such a prick that's cult leadership oh my god so so that's not cult leadership no that that's just what happens like you get old and you're desperate for attention you got champagne well that is what that's what happens with cult hotel rooms surrounded oh that is i mean that is that is so psycho so wait why does he have a bag of drugs up until he died that everyone knows about and you never hear about him going to jail it makes no sense anybody else who would openly display that they were doing every drug known to man writing in a novel who knows pat buchanan or saw richard nixon in a bathroom once right there's not a chance in hell diplomatic immunity or something what is he nick how's nick fuentes not get arrested for january 6th same deal right so honorez thompson's a fucking warlock a warlock is harvesting energy off people yeah he has a bat it's called a warlock bag right william penn was a fucking warlock right his car bag was his bag it's like that can you pull up the the purse that's in all those like ancient megalithic structures have you seen this before yeah it's the seat you think it's the same thing i think that's a seed from the thing that's filled with blow and bike at him uh well i think that's a good thought and i don't hear it enough i'll tell you that don't get i'll tell you this dunkman i don't hear enough of that well you do that's a very good possibility i mean that was the most brutal takedown i mean i do have a backpack with my weed and claws you know because it's not film i don't believe but that story makes me want to oh now here's another thing that disturbs the fuck out of me about just the concept of snuff films if you recall and there was a movie made by the gay batman director that made the ones that everybody hated where he turned batman gay with nipples joel schumacher yes sir um he uh uh what do you call it he made a movie eight millimeter with nicholas cage yeah and um the the ongoing thing of the fbi and all this is that there's no such thing as snuff films they've now looking back now what the fuck i never noticed the why like your nipples are so hard you have to like make space for them in your suit you have rock hard nipples constantly who did that if you think joel schumacher is uh i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know there is no need for fucking look at that's how if you told me joel schumacher was up to no good i know he i know it buttons why would you do that remember this and they had a nice get the ass shot that was actually pretty good i agree ass please nipples and ass shot yeah yeah yo bat yeah that's right this val kimmerer was cake look at him cakes look how caked up what would you do that sucks so bad hey oh good this is on can i play the ari madi theme song for you yeah please ari madi was in the green room and i whipped up a beautiful deep house yeah let's hear it you're a weirdo theme song okay let me just find it um it's called vodka and sprite ready hold on oh we have to wear a headphone oh yeah no okay okay let's hear it oh the volume's not up i can hear it a little bit on here this is ari madi theme that i whipped up based on him asking tim butterly to make him a drink so fucked up that reading circle that's how i know the snuff film thing is real because of that i don't think you're wrong man once you do a reading circle like that you'll do anything do you see the things i use for evidence other people wouldn't use no no no man i get it wow anything it should be playing huh is it is there headphones near me because i heard it coming out of something it's so gross they're fighting over holding this bag you know how fucking embarrassing that is okay sean penn are we still on sean penn you felt bad because you didn't get to pick his bag up his son hopper pen the godfather is hunter s thompson and i heard one time in hawaii they like held a radio station hostage like hunter pulled it but everybody's like oh it's funny how hunter held pulled a gun and they took over the radio station but it's like cool because it's hunter right okay now that's the story i heard i wonder how cool it was and now i'm starting to think that the hell's angels can hunter s thompson talk some shit he got stomped out because he talked shit on a guy yeah for for uh kicking a dog okay yeah in the book i love that book and and uh yeah it's good there's no way to make the sound come out right i mean you can find that confrontation with the hell's angels on youtube you see i have to pee but can we play orimadi's amazing thing yeah of course um do it okay the hell's angels on youtube easy on the vodka but still get me fucked up okay you can put a little less sprite it's great it's real you're a weirdo house like he likes vodka and sprite but still get me fucked up vodka and sprite but still get me fucked up guys this has been episode 246 of the mystery boys we'll be back next week with episode 35. okay cool is this the praise is the drop vodka and sprite fuck yeah oh my god it goes on like that for quite some time you guys have been fans for years and we're so grateful to you that's a great way to put it and we just want to take a walk back through the years and show you some of our favorite episodes of the mystery boys which you will see in the future well uh there you have it uh beginning in the end of the mystery boys podcast uh we just get it out of the way we like to put off starting it and then get it the end out of the way and now we just work our way back to the middle it's as simple as that shouldn't be confusing i don't want to read your stupid fucking chats if i don't even know what's going on in this show there are things living in the shadows there are things living behind the walls yeah there's something inside of all of us hope you're happy because that was the last mystery boys ever all right we'll see you next week vodka and sprite but still get me fucked up endless summer escapes start here travel the worlds of netflix irl inspired by fan favorites like stranger things and squid game brave the upside down face off with the front man 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