313: How We Lost All of Our Money (We're Broke...)

Showed a chest meat. Sorry about that. Oh, no, I saw that. I saw that. I saw it. So my two bottom buttons broke and I didn't want to just button the top one. Right. You know, we're going, we're going chest meat out. Why not? I'm about to be a dad. You know, I gotta get ready for a look. You're getting there, man, with the, with the, um, with the dad bud and the dad, uh, no. I'm right there with you, baby. I'm right there with you. Don't you? Oh, you'd be proud. Um, after my my, my fast that I did. Yeah. I'm down 12 pounds. Whoa. Can he listen? Love that. Let's do it. Fuck it up. Yes. Um, guys, it's funny. You're seeing. Again, we really didn't think you'd be seeing it. We've said goodbye now twice. Yeah. I really thought Heath and Roy would 100% be in the hospital right now. Today, right today is December 15th. 14th. She was due to 13. Yeah. So we really thought we would not be seeing, but you guys are so lucky. You're seeing him one more time. Yeah. We've been on the edge of our seat for the last few days. We're just like, is it happening? And, um, she'll like start feeling some stuff. And we're like, okay, like it's time and we're like getting ready. We're like mentally preparing and everything. And then it's just like, Oh, no, wait. I guess, I guess it's still bacon. I guess it's not time. I keep checking your location. And yet today, I saw that you're still home. And I'm like, well, did it already happen? He's already home, but I thought I missed it. They'll be there for at least a couple days. So it's like a two day grace people where you could see if they're there. Just ahead's up. Matt do not be nervous tomorrow. We are going to be at the hospital. We weren't supposed to. So we've been doing weekly checkups. They scheduled it's like just every week. Um, but since the baby isn't here yet, we have to do another weekly checkup. So we're going in tomorrow, um, just to do an ultrasound, make sure everything's still good. Oh, we will, we will be at the hospital tomorrow. So if you see us there, don't, don't get excited. It's just, but it's just an appointment that you're not like, you're not like settling in there. Yeah. That's insane. I don't, I don't know if I told you guys, we were going to do the 16th as an appointment for inducing. Yes. Yeah. Um, but we're, we're just going to, we're just going to ride it out and just wait and see, you know, if he comes, we don't want to just go in and just start the inducing process. I was talking to a ride on this. He was just like, this baby just doesn't want to come out. He's like, this baby is just like, it's here to stay. It's so weird. Like, it's, uh, it's just such a strange, um, feeling. You're just like sitting there waiting for like a bomb to go off almost. You're just like, right. And there's no timer. You're just kind of like, is it now? No, you feel okay? And you don't want to, you don't want to overheat it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nobody likes it. Yeah. I know what's like the longest like a pregnancy like has been. Like it's a baby bin in the old for 10 months or what? They said like, um, two weeks after your due date is like, okay, maybe we should start like, yeah, inducing for sure. Yeah. Because that becomes like a serious issue if it's like not coming out. But, okay. And then it just, it keeps getting bigger and bigger and it's too big to come out. Literally, literally me two weeks ago, my bath. Yeah. Whoa. Get this guys. The longest human pregnancy ever recorded belong to Bella Hunter back in 1945 for a documented 375 days. No, what? No way. A year. No. And the baby was born healthy though. The doctors were initially skeptical. 17 month pregnancy. That is a, say it's probably 25 pound baby. Yeah. It looked like me coming out. Yeah. We have like full teeth probably like. Just like, Hey, how are we? Hello, mother. Oh, dang. Do you guys have a, like, oh, I assume you do, like a bag already, like, good to go by the door. And we got to go bags. Do you have your first baby's outfit, like already packed? Like the hospital doesn't provide. Oh, I don't know. I just talked to him or I about that a couple days ago. I was like, should we throw in some like, uh, newborn diapers? Should we bring like some extra clothes, things like that? And she was like, they give you everything. While you're there, like you don't have to worry about diapers. You don't have to worry about clothes or anything like that. And then she said they actually send you home with stuff too. The little go bag is like, um, not necessarily, you know, a priority. It's, you don't like, it's not necessary. But a lot of people do it for like your own creature comforts. Like because you're going to be spending the night. You want your toothbrush, toothpaste, you older and things like that. It's more for your person. Oh, okay. Are you bringing like, yeah, a change of clothes for yourself. I got my tent. I got my sleeping bag. I got my books. I got my stove. No, I think you think hospitals are collaborating with different branches. It's like, all right, we have the aloe gidi bag with the aloe. Oh, uh, aloe little sweatpants for the, uh, for the wife. You know, it pushed. That'd be a good idea. I think so. A lot of diaper brands sometimes will like, uh, yeah, give like free, uh, diapers and stuff. I love it. It should be like lower income like communities as well. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It's nice of them to do that. Yeah. But do you get to take a shower at the hospital? So I don't know. I bet you do. I bet you do. I think there's, isn't there like a standup shower? I swear, I feel like I've seen like a standup, uh, when you get chemicals in your eye, it was in a show though. I think I saw it in a show. So my house like, oh, okay, maybe there are standup like you, like it's almost like the chemical shower that they have in the hospital bathroom. It's like a communal locker room. It's just all the dads. Yeah. How much did he weigh? Do you have your outfit plan? Are you going to be like dress like casual comfortable or, I mean, we're all gonna be in a typical hospital gown or whatever, but he's a good idea. Um, I have, uh, like a L wood set. Okay. Nice. No sweatpants, uh, sweatshirt type combo. Love it. Okay. And are you going to do the whole thing? I've seen it lately when friends who've had babies and they're posting pictures from the hospital room and everything or the delivery room, like the dad will get like shirtless, like the first time you have, you haven't seen this or heard about this. No, it trust me, baby. I do not need to. He starts going for mine. Now we're like dads will take off their shirt. First time they hold the baby because you want the baby to get exposed to the scent and the familiarity of the father as well. It's like another version of like grounding. You're like grounding with your, but you're grounding as a child with your parents. It's like very, uh, it's like the avatar when they're putting the tree of the spirit tree and they're fucking connected to this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I, I could see, I mean, it sounds like kind of mythy to me, but I can see why, like, I'd probably want to do that. Yeah. Just like the, just the pictures look a little strange because you're like, what are you doing? It looks like the guy just like gave birth as well. Yeah. But apparently that's a thing. I don't know. Look into it. Do it. I don't know. Or just do whatever Mariah wants to do truly. It's like, it's like, it feels like spiritually like a good thing to do with your child. I think I'll wait until I get home to take my shirt off in front of a stranger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you hold this please? But imagine what that would look like though? Like the baby comes out and I'm like, give me one sec. Like, sir, how big is Mariah vocalize any sense of glam that she wants for herself? Does she want her hair to be done? Or is she going to like go like, no, make up and like, just go and do people like, do girls get glam squad? Yes they do. No way. No way. Many friends. But I'll see some bumps that just look all natural and truly look like they've given birth. And I see some who's just hair is done. No. They're filming first show like the Kardashians. I'm sure they got glam squad coming in because they're filming. Just I get that. But like normal, like there's like, yeah, it's a give me give me give me give me a baggy 2xL team building exercise t-shirt. Yeah. Just yoga pay just keep it cash. I know. What am I saying? 100% going to have a glam squad. Hey guys, get ready with me to give birth to my top. And this is me after. Yeah. No. I don't think she's planned her look yet. Right. Okay. Anything specific. I think I think she's just ready for this baby to come. Like it's just dude, how's her back? Oh, man. She's probably back. Like, dude, I don't even like, I'm not pregnant. I have a bad lower back. I can't even imagine her. So the thing that's bothering her the most is she always has her core tight, right? Like sitting, standing, like very engaged. Yes. There's like, you cannot flex your stomach at all. So like that's really bothering her. And then also sitting down normally, you, you tighten your abs to like set up. It's like a, it's like a, like a crunch almost. She can't do a sit up. So like if she's laying down or if she's like leaning back, it's, it's a big boy roll out. You know what I mean? You got right. You got to throw a elbow. Oh my God. Wow. Well, I can't wait to meet the little stalker. No names. Though I'm guessing right. But we are throwing some new ones in the mix. I don't know. I don't know. I was thinking about the Ninja Turtles the other day in all of their names. I'm like, those are kind of like Italian. Like maybe they could pull from like, like, I got into low Donatello, Raphael, or I don't know. I was like, I went through it too. And I was like, I really like Donatello. And I was like, that's kind of cute. They call them like Donnie. And then I was like, Donnie. Absolutely not. I was like, Donnie. Donnie. I was like, no, no, no, no, you can't do that. And then, I really like a e sound at the end, like a samti, like a verse, like a two syllable, like a ta-ni, da-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like Denny, that's a family name. - Denny and Annie house. - Your roots, yeah, Heath, very good, Denny. - It's Denny though short for something? - Dennis, oh it is, Dennis. But I don't think my, what is it? My grandma's brother, so like my great uncle, I guess. - Yeah, but I don't know if he's no Dennis. I think he's just Denny. - I do like Dennis. I love that, Denny. - Okay. - That's the menace. - Dennis. - Dennis, who saw? - Dennis, who saw? I don't know. - I don't know, Denny. - Denny? - I like that. - Yeah, Den. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's got a ring to it. - It does, there's something there. I don't know. - It's powerful, Heath, it's bold. - Denny house, who saw? - You know what? - I don't know, I don't know what other name's powerful. - I don't know, I don't know who saw. - It said it, it said it on ChadGBC. - It did, it's been popping up a lot. They're trying to get me to name my kids name. I think you rigged my account though. - I know, I got it. - I definitely have. - There's a girl who is an American girl and she set up this business for families. - I believe in China to name their babies and give them like American names. - In China. - Because I wish I had this exactly right, but it's like a multimillion dollar business what this girl does. - Okay. - So people, I think usually in maybe foreign countries have their traditional name. Your name may be Wang Mei or Lee N Pei or something, but they want like Angela or Brittany or April. They want like an American name. This girl basically meets with these families, gets a vibe of what they're looking for and will give them a proper American name. - Okay. - So these families feel comfortable that they didn't just pick like maybe a really terrible American name. - So they, but they live in China and they will live in China. - I believe so, yes. They are, her business is mainly in China. - Interesting. - But she's giving them American names. - And is there like kind of a reason why they want to, - Because they know that you need like an American name, maybe to assimilate if you-- - Well, they probably also don't know too many. Like if you were going to think off the top of your head, name like 50 Chinese names. - Yeah, you wouldn't know exactly. - They're probably like giving like, okay, this name's pretty cool right now. This is trendy. This is like what I'm seeing. You know? - But that thing is I wouldn't name my baby a Chinese name because he's not Chinese. - But if you were moving to China or something like that, you'd probably want to-- - You would want to, I guess so. - That is interesting. I never thought about that. - It's also like a lot of, like if you work overseas or you have like a, you know, you live in China, but you have like a job that functions within the US. - Yeah. - Like it's easier for you to have like an Americanized name. So, you know, people wouldn't get confused with like pronunciation, things like that. - And honestly, they're probably-- - Looking at the future of their kid too. Like, oh, there's a good chance that they may want to move to America because it's like, you know, more opportunities. - It's like when you go to Benihana. - Yeah. - But like my name, my Chinese name, that my Lao Shui, my teacher gave me, is Jien Saishin, that's like my name. But my last name, though, should be Wong because Wong is King in Chinese, but I don't know, that's what she named me. - Okay. - But we had that in the classroom and that like, I don't know, helps your identity in getting from-- - But that was not your last name. - It was not my last name. - Like not literally by last name. If it was a direct translation, because my name, my last name is a word. - Yeah, your last name is not really, like if you think of it, it's not the definition of it. I feel like it's more a-- - Yeah, I guess so. - Because you wouldn't say like hejazi in a sentence. - Well, actually, well, you would say your sentence, but you wouldn't say my last name in a sentence, but my name means something like a, that is really weird because like Zayn means like what are the highest or something. But you wouldn't use that in a fucking sentence. - Right. It's so weird. - Heath means a shrubbery. - Yeah. - But you wouldn't be like, look at all those heats. - Yeah, who's using that in a fucking sentence? - It is beautiful though. There's roots to it all. - I love that. I bring up, I love bringing up in and out. It's like it in an out podcast now, because it's a section. - Oh, Zayn, Zayn, I drove by it. - Oh. - Did I tell you? - Still busy? - Well, I mean, I'm sure it's still insane, right? It's only been a week, two weeks. - Outrageous. I'll send you, Jared, remind me to send the video so I could show you what it looks like. - Okay. - Dude, I'm not, it had to be 10,000 people. - He, what? - Cops, cops everywhere. - Right here. - No. - There's telegate parties where you can control. - You can get a burger. - You gotta cook your brains out. - They should have that. - People are saying eight hour wait. - Oh, good grief. What are we doing? - You should do a bit. I mean, this is a great video. Do a video where everything that I did in an outline waiting for my burger. - I need to blank it. - Setting up for a 10? - Yeah, setting up a 10 to go sleep for three hours. Yeah, no, that'd be a great little video. And I'm sure everyone's doing it too. But I saw somewhere, and this is like where I looked at it, they got rid of the order number 67. - Yes, people kept on screaming it. Every time it got to that number. So they got rid of it. So it goes from 66 to 68. - Oh, no. - That's a bummer. - But it was getting out of hand. - It was just getting out of control. And you know what, I saw also in the comments, like this is going way too far. - It's getting bigger. - I thought it would've died out by now. - They're saying it was funny, but it's just not funny anymore. And I think to the point where like, you know what, get rid of the number 67. Because it's like, what are we doing at this point? - This is crazy. - Oh, this is crazy. - Hotel start getting rid of it, like 67th floor. - Yeah. - Like it's like a, what are they, 13th floor? Like they don't have 60th floor. - Yeah, it's unlucky. - Imagine you get to the 67th floor and it opens. And fucking a hundred kids in there. - Everybody. - Six. - Today is my birthday. - Today is my dad's birthday. And he's turning 67. - Happy birthday, Mr. King. What's his name? - Jim. - Jim King. - Happy birthday. - He would like texted Happy Birthday in the family group chat. And my dad sent a picture of a kid going 67. Like, it's gone now to where my dad knows about it. I was so surprised that he was like in on the joke. But yeah. - 67 years old. - 67. - Wow. - I know. Can you believe this? - For him. - It's wild, how old are pants are getting? - I think so. - Yeah. - 67. Did you see people were meeting at the Grinch at Universal Studios? Who is the best Grinch ever? - So good. - That guy should be getting paid hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. He's that good at it. And some kids were like, 67 and he was like, eight nine. - Yeah, just so quick with it. - So stupid. - Eight nine. - Speaking of the Grinch, I saw an article where it was, Jim Carrey talking about how he wants to pay like the people that was working on his makeup, like $20 million or something because he was so, he felt so bad for all the panic attacks and for all the tantrums he was throwing. All like, he was probably screaming at them because there were long fucking days. - Yeah, I heard it was like, yeah, like you said eight to nine hours of just sitting there in a makeup. - Before they even start filming, dude, I would probably freak the fuck out if I knew that we had to like get into a whole fucking like prosthetics and all that. And then I had to act for god knows how many hours. Like how many hours are you like acting after that? After that much time. - I probably have to be asleep like you go to bed just to get back into costume. - Exactly. Yeah. - Remember how uncomfortable you were as the night king? - Terrible. - Imagine trying to be happier. Well, it's a good thing the Grinch was grumpy. - Yeah. - But imagine like trying to like act like you don't have anything on and you're trying to get in character. And like you're just, the shit's in your eyes. You're just like itchy. - Yeah. And dude, for its time too, that was incredible fucking prosthetics. I feel like back there. - Oh yeah, it was like 2003 I think. - Yeah. - And I believe he got like training from like Navy SEALs on how to like mentally frame his mind to endure like the suffering a little bit stronger. I believe I like heard or read that somewhere. But yeah. - I want to be surprised. - Yeah. - He required training from a CIA torture expert to cope. - Wow. That's nuts. - And you know what? He fucking crushed it. - He really did. - That movie is incredible. He really. - There is one clip where he's by- - I was just gonna bring it up with the eyes. - Yes, the eyes. - Yes. - I like the trash can when he's going down for like the whole cheermey surf festival in Whoville. - He's like looking over. - He looks at the camera really quick and they apparently forgot to put in his colored contacts. - Oh. - And it's just his normal eyes. It's very quick. But people. - And it was in there? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow. - You know what I'm sure? - One split second. - I'm sure that now you probably can't see. They probably AID it. Like they probably fixed it. - Wow. - Yeah. He's just in his normal eyes. - Maybe though, they could go back in there. - Dude, it's crazy how like. Oh, he's just not the Grinch. - But he looks so much more friendly. - Yeah. - With the contacts. - Yeah, 'cause dude, remember the night king eyes? Those eyes are fucking insane. But dude, it felt like, it felt like I had like 18 things in my eye when I had those in. - Oh. - Because they're thicker. - They're thicker, right? - Yes, they're like thicker. So dude, all that fucking prosthetic and with that thing in your eye, oh my god. - I think with the Grinch though, the whole thing takes place on a snowflake, right? - Yeah. - Yes. - And so they're all gonna die pretty soon, right? What happens when that snowflake hits the ground is who will still say, you know, in the air? - It's pretty much floating in the air throughout their end of the world. - Yeah, 'cause like in the beginning, it like zooms in on a falling snowflake and this is all going down on the snowflake. But when it hits the ground, does it link up with other who wills that on the other snowflake? - And we're sure that they actually lived in a snowflake. It wasn't just like a fucking, just like a fun transition. - You don't know, that's like Horton, here's a who. - They live on that little piece of fallen or something. - Okay, right. - Yeah. - So who's our very, very tiny people? - They're very, very tiny. But also if you like want to get into the science of it and like the theory of relativity, it's like it would be probably millions or billions of years for them for that snowflake to hit the ground. - Damn right. Damn right. - Wow. - So like in four billion years, when our son goes out theoretically, we would all die, right? But that's. billions of years from now for them, that end of the world catastrophe is them just falling. This would be a great college thesis if you were like into theory of relativity and all of that stuff. Like you make like a, yeah, your whole essay is about that would be so fun. This just reminded me last night, I had the fucking weirdest dream, but just just imagine this. I'm going to just speak and just imagine this. All right. I didn't fell onto earth and was rolling down the street like everybody is screaming for the lives. This was my dream last night, but it was, but it's, but it's so crazy. It's so crazy that I am in this nightmare and no part of me is like, you are in a nightmare. It's like, it's just so crazy that my body was like, this is real. This is real. Like the moon is rolling through cities and we are all fucking running for our lives. Oh my God. Absolutely real. And it fell real. What did you watch last night before going to bed? I think I watched like a murder mystery. No way. What did I watch last night? Or you may have also saw some scrolling too. Yeah. Like implanted it. I watched. I mean, I've been watching the staircase that like, the woman Tony Collette. Yes. I mean, my mom been watching for the past two days. That whole story is so insane. Heath, have you heard of like the whole staircase? So no. 2003, correct? That's when it happened. Oh, yes. Yes. In 2000. Oh, that's when the Grinch was filmed in 2003. The police had a call from a husband of a family, Michael Peterson, who was a pretty like successful author, very wealthy guy. It's like a house. I think in Connecticut. Yeah. No, no, Durham, Durham, North Carolina. Durham, North Carolina. Big old house. And she falls down the stairs. That's like the whole story that he said, like, oh, there was an accident she's down, she's down the bottom of the stairs. But there's blood everywhere on the bottom. And so the cops come, he's like freaking out. And when they're looking at this body, like, this doesn't make sense. There's like gashes all around her head, but there was no full school fracture. So they're like, okay, obviously she wasn't beaten with anything heavy because there would be school fractures, but there was no school fractures. So it was this whole case where they weren't sure if he told her or she fell down the stairs because the blood splatter, like, was kind of off. It's so aggressive. Like you, there wouldn't be that much blood off a simple accidental fall in the stairway. And this is like a kitchen stairwell, too, like the staircase, you know, like big houses, there's one in the front and there's one in the back that goes to the kitchen. This is what it was like. And they were out by the pool having a cigarette once again, big backyard, the pool so far away. She went up, he hung out by the pool. And apparently this happened and he didn't hear her and then came in and found her. So there's all these theories. Did he push her? He was also closeted. And that's where fully turned like where the cops were like, oh, there's a motive because he was, he was gay or he was bisexual, their marriage, their marriage was very strained. Though I believe they did love each other, but they weren't doing very well as a couple. But my theory, do you know this theory, the owl theory, so God, dude, what is it? What is that? What's that? So the theory is that, you know, she was not pushed nor did she fall accidentally. There was an owl that had found its way into the house, spooked it away in the house. Yeah. So the theory, she's at the top of the stairs and an owl, you know, like a bird can sneak into a home. So an owl was there. It started like attacking her, which caused the gashes in the back of her head because if you look at the medical reports, the way the, the, the lashes, like a talent mark, it's like equal to, um, owl marks. So this was never brought up, I believe in the first, the first trial of it. Now more people have looked into it. They have this whole theory that there's an owl. They looked up, they looked up the, um, they did a, they did a, uh, they looked, uh, our hair fibers and her, um, yeah, her hair fibers are in her nails through a microscope and found feathers. Yes. From a bird. And they're like, this makes no sense. How would there be like feathers and that many feathers? There was like more than one in her hair, that was like in her hand. So they're like, why would there be, yeah, why would there be feathers? Like the, when I was watching the show, they were showing a scene where the owl was outside and she went outside to put, uh, right here out and the owl attacked her, uh, attacked her outside. She went inside. Maybe she could run in the stairs. So the linen closet and fell, yeah, trying to get up there and then banged her head, hit her head again. Okay. I think you're more correct. Because the owl inside, they would have snuck into the house and caused it, but it happened like more outside in a, there were no feathers anywhere except for in her on her persons. Got it. Okay. That makes more sense. But in like, dude, that one really suck of the, it's just such a rare, like rare case where it was unbelievable. Even if they, even if they did have a, like, maybe the owl, like maybe if, if they had evidence of maybe the owl to attack her, they still wouldn't have gone through with it. Because it was just such a crazy scenario of being attacked by an owl. It's like a, right. Okay. Exactly. Exactly. And they had a big family, right? It was like a couple of kids and weren't the kids even divided on supporting their dad and also being against them. Cause it was like stepkids and like half kid, right? Cause he had some from a previous marriage and some with her, I believe, but they, the siblings were split on whether to support their dad or not, which added a whole new, and he catch this. We find out that the first wife that he was married to before his ex wife, she was also, she was, she was, um, she died by at the bottom of a staircase. No. Yeah. So that got brought back up because apparently she had an aneurysm and fell down the stairs. That's like the, that was the whole story. But because that got brought back, they're like, okay, there's no way this is a coincidence. But I still believe that he didn't kill her that it was like as something as crazy as an owl attacking her. And okay. Did you finish the documentary? I, I only watched a few episodes of the documentary, but I, the show, I watched the show show. Really. I was in on. Is, is there closure? Like, I know don't give away any spoilers or anything. But did they come to a conclusion and like, I have to show time. I always forget about this. Yeah. He pretty much served time. And he, I mean, I'm gonna spoil it because it's like it's there. Like it's been out for since 2000. Um, he had to plead guilty. No. He had an order for his sentence to charge. So he was, he was in, he was in prison for 10 years. And then there was, I think they had another sentence where they're like, you have to plead guilty for involuntary manslaughter in order to be released from prison. And you have like, you're like, you have to wear an ankle brace or ankle monitor and all that. But he didn't want to. He was like, no, I'm not saying that I killed my, like, I, I'm, I'd rather say in prison. So when, when he made that decision to me, I was like, oh, he didn't, he didn't kill her. Cause like, because in the documentary, the beginning of the doc, he is the one who like reached out to a film crew. I was like, I need you guys to make a documentary about my case because this is crazy people are believing. I did it. Yeah. And it's him by the pool explaining that whole night straight to the camera. And you believe him. Like, I believe him when he was talking to camera, but he's a writer. He has a wild imagination, he can come up with stories. He has the brain for it. Did he come up with the owl theory? No, he didn't. That was actually, that was a documentary that actually did was investigating on her, on the side of all the evidence and she found that there were feathers in the, in on her. Yes. He's a writer. So you can come up with all that, all those serious, but if I was in that situation, I don't think I would ever hire a whole documentary documentary, like a documentary to you. Yeah. Cause I just feel like it would make me look worse. I'd rather just like, I'd rather be like, no, I feel like I would just handle, I'd rather handle it privately. But I think the reason why it got so much press and he actually was probably released was because there was a documentary and people were looking more into it. Right. And because there was a lot of people that watched it, that believed him. That was like, no, I believe he's innocent. I'm going to, I'm going to investigate in this more and actually try to find out how it actually happened. But can you imagine you go into your house and your wife is just at the bottom of the stairs and you had nothing to do with it. And you're just like having people come to you like, Oh, the owl theory, I would want to rip my head up like, yeah, just like no one's going to fucking believe that. I am so fucked. I'm so screwed. And then, oh, and then somebody found a picture of men on my computer, like, oh, I'm fucked. They, they took his computer, they took all the things and found that shit on his, I didn't, they're a lot to take away all your tech like that if they have a, oh, yeah, it's a probable cause. Like they got a look at it. And everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to make sure you didn't do it. Yeah. And he was gay. I mean, blind. Okay. So this is, this is the timeline of what happened. He was sentenced in 2003 and then in December 2011, a judge ordered a retrial after an investigation found that testimony from the star witness was miss materially misleading and deliberately false. So that got him a retrial. Yeah. And then in 2017, he plead voluntary man to voluntary manslaughter because he said there's enough evidence to convict him, but not admit guilt. And so he ended up serving about 14 years. Oh, that's got to be tough. Yeah. I just got hooked watching the Amanda Knox new Hulu one. I actually watch, I actually watched, I didn't finish it though. How was it? I just watched episode one. I'm interested. It's much better than that Hayden Patineer one that came out. They made it. They made a movie. It was like a very like lifetime movie of Amanda Knox. It wasn't very good. This one is shot really well. There's a bunch of Italian actors. I was telling Greta and Ella, like, y'all got to watch this cause they have crazy opinions about Amanda Knox. Oh, really? They believe like she did Italian people think Amanda Knox is like a villain. Us as Americans think this is a poor girl who got lost in translation and was pointed to a crime she didn't do. You think, like, do they think that she killed her? for what reason. Yeah, they were roommates and they didn't get along and that she killed her. I believe that sometimes mean you didn't get along, but I'm not going to kill you. Right. I know. But yeah, it's interesting. I don't know. Look into it. But I was impressed by that is funny. I mean, every single Italian in that, in that, in that time did not believe her. They're all like, oh, this fucking American came here and killed one of ours. I watched it with Mariah. We're split down the middle. Yeah. Oh, no, Mariah with 100% believe that I'm in a nice fucking killer. Cause I mean, what's that what's that one called? I have to look that up. Just the Amanda Knox story on Hulu. Okay. Yeah. It's pretty good. I mean, speaking of fucking murdered. We just found this out today. This was literally. This happened like yesterday. Yeah. Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner and his wife. Yeah. We're murdered by their son. I saw that. I thought it was. I thought it was like fake news. I was like, there's no way. There's no way. It's really. It's really devastating. It's so because they were, um, they were saying that he like had issues like they are. He's been he's used like a struggling. This is one of their sons that was struggling with addiction substance abuse. He had been homeless. But then he was like kind of on its feet like in 2060 him and his dad worked on a project. I think about his life and his addiction. But I guess over the past 10 years, it's gotten worse and yeah, it's very sad. Yeah. Oh my God. It's so sad. And I know that probably more in the news is probably out about it now when you're listening to this episode. But it is crazy. Now, it just happened. I feel like you just kind of shook up Hollywood like overnight. It's been a weird day processing it all. Yeah. I wonder. Um, I wonder how like the was he still there? Did he call like, did he call it in? Like, how did they figure out? I was like, Oh, okay. It was apparently Conan O'Brien had a holiday party the night before. And they all three were there. And they got into a heated argument as a family. Once again, this is all reported alleged rumor base. We don't have. I don't want to like poke too many holes into it. But they weren't doing well. And they were just, I think, out there with and with their son and clearly it escalated even worse on Sunday. It's so sad. So how old was Rob about 32, 78 and I think his wife is 68. Yeah. And their son was 32. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He's one of my favorite directors. He's and he was such a great actor. I mean, I mean, when Harry mit Sally is my number one favorite movie, he was a brilliant director. And he's interesting. Well for Wall Street two days ago. Yeah. And he's in Wall Street. He plays what his dad. He's like the accountant. He's like, you spent this much money off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's great. Um, so sad. I know. I really hope. Yeah. They get. It's just so crazy. I just watched misery too. Um, I just. And spinal tap. Yeah. There's the second spinal tap. I believe it's coming out this year because he directed that and, um, it's just, oh. Time to wait. Did he direct spinal tap or he is the foe director in it? Because is it Christopher gas? No, Rob Reiner did direct it like, what's a foe director? So it's like a mockumentary. Have you ever seen spinal tap? Uh, no. It's like making fun of like 80s, uh, hair bands. It's so stupid. And it was like ahead of its time. You know, the office is like a mockumentary. It's a fake documentary. Yeah. Yeah. That's what this was. It's like about an 80s band and it's like a behind the music style thing. It's all the, all the musicians are such like characters. It's like, Oh, it's good. Oh, yeah, this goes to it, but this goes to 11. I love this scene where they're like, they're, they're at a huge venue like in arena and the bands are excited. They're backstage. They're about to go perform like, let's go. All right, Sacramento. Let's go. And they're walking through like backstage and they can't find the stage. Like, they just keep going down wrong corners. They're like, all right. This is it. Let's go. Let's go. Matt, Matt. What was the, what was the part with Stonehenge? Day with the set, you know how you have like a set design for like, yes, for your performing like, yeah, for like a concert. Uh huh. It was Stonehenge theme. It was supposed to be Stonehenge, but it was like really, really small. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It's a good one. We have not run the intro. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Well, let's roll the mid, mid, mid trail. What's, what, what we know in place have intermission. Let's roll the intermission. Okay. All right? Do it. Uh huh. It's coffee time. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome back to the episode, you just took a little break. You guys took everybody break a little P P break, grab your waters, grab your sodas, grab a beer, grab your coffee. Welcome back. Sounds good. Have you guys, okay, this is kind of going back to the murder thing. But there's a guy named Brian Walsh, who is on trial right now for murdering his wife. And this, this guy on the screen right here is reading out the searches that they found on his, on his computer. Oh. Do you, do you, do you want to, is it like, is it Chad GBT or is it, uh, Google, it's Google searches. Okay. All right, go. Wait, what's it say? What's it say? I can't see the screen. Oh, you can't, you can't hear it. Uh huh. Okay. Let's just do that. So, yeah, this, so this guy's on the standheath and he's reading off these Google searches that this dude who's being convicted of murder had Googled and you tell us he if you would find it. Okay. Is it better to throw away crime scene clothes or wash them Google search? How to clean blood from a wood floor, Google search, can I use bleach to clean wood floors from blood stains, Google search, how does bleach do to, to, to dead bodies want to get away with murder? Question mark, use special detergent, discover magazine, then what do I, how does a person commit murder and then like, oh, I'm gonna Google this stuff, wait, they can't, there's, there's more. How to use hydrogen peroxide on blood stains. How to clean blood stains with hydrogen peroxide, you should I use hydrogen peroxide on blood stains. In concrete YouTube search, can the FBI tell when you access your phone or does it to smosh or clean blood? Oh, my, is it possible that a knife which had blood on it remains contaminated with HIV? Oh, God, after it has been washed with hot water and dishwasher soap. Oh, my goodness. That's how long do stores keep security footage? How to saw a body, how to dismember a body? There's no way. I saw the best tool for dismembering. Oh, dear. Can you be charged with murder without a body, murder conviction without a body? Wikipedia, nor corpse question mark, no problem. Notable murder, without a body, A&E true crime. Can you identify a body with broken teeth, disposing of a body in the trash? Okay. Can I make a white vinegar? It's a stop smells. I, yeah, we're definitely, the YouTube scene, I think that we're okay. Yeah. We're just crazy. Guilty or innocent, uh, you know, I haven't seen enough of the evidence to, I haven't either. Honestly, at the end of the, at the end of this video, he goes, wait, can, uh, can Google searches be used against you in, in a court of law? And then, and then it says Yahoo, and they were like, I love how he switched to Yahoo. I'm like, he thinks that's going to make a difference. It probably cuts a him and he's in his chair, just like this. That's so, how old is he? This guy? He's 50. I don't know. 40s probably. Like, I can't imagine my dad because he's not, you know, he's not like tech savvy internet savvy. Like, if he were to like murder somebody, I know he's smart enough not to search it on his, but also all those questions are kind of like, you know the answer. Was that him? That wasn't him. That was no. No, that was, uh, I don't know, one of like a law enforcement. I mean, if you have to Google what to use to cut a body part off? I feel like it should be immediately flagged. Like, Google should just be like, yeah, I'm pretty sure you convicted murder. There's going to be a knock at your door in less than five minutes. That is so true. Like, I'm surprised it doesn't send a flag at all, but I feel like you just have the right to search whatever you want. That's true. You could be writing a paper. I mean, hell, how to get away with murder? That's a whole show. That's a whole class. That's true. That's true. Yeah. I was watching the show. I'm just curious how to do it. Yeah. Like, if you were, if you were a writer or an author, you'd want to know, you'd just search because you wouldn't be like, yeah, he used a dawn dish soap to do this. People were like, that doesn't make sense. You'd have to look up what what you need. Like, we would look it up. We're a podcast. We're like, Oh, how do you do it, Jared? Zane trying to get ahead of his crime. Like, we would, we would obviously look up stuff like this during the show. Wait, Zane, were you in a car accident recently or what was it? What happened? Yeah. Wait, I thought I didn't know. No, no, no. I saw a TikTok, though. And it looked like David's car. No, no, no, no. Okay. So that was that. So that night, Susie got proposed to, right? You do know that? Yeah. I didn't know was that night, but okay. Yeah. Susie got proposed to and then on our way to dinner, we kept, we heard something in the wheel. We're like, Oh, that's, that's a weird sound. It got louder and louder and louder and louder. Like, Oh, fuck, you know, David, you got to pull over right now. Like, this is sounds bad. It was his ass and Martin. And we pulled to the side. We haven't dry a little bit. And the sound is literally so fucking piercing to the ear. It sounded like the break or something was like off. We, Jonas dad comes in to check it out. His whole break pad fell off or his break pad, the caliper, his break. I don't know. It was something it was like too low. So it wasn't like it was grinding along. It was grinding. Like the break was grinding too much. So he had to like do something in order. I think he had to like raise up the break pad or something and then it fixed it. Wow. Yeah. I know. He has a shop. Oh, he fixes. I never knew that. Yeah. I didn't know until that day I was like, I was asking, I was like making sure I was like, "Hey, does he know what he's doing?" And so he's like, "Yeah, my dad just owned a shop for 30 years." - Is it this guy at Kabab, Chef? (laughing) - That's really how I thought then. - Yeah, no, it was nice. And then from there, we went to like a Armenian restaurant to like celebrate that they just got engaged. But yeah, that's what he was doing. - Okay, and I was just like, I was just like, farts and around, you know, I was like, we're gonna be here for 45 minutes. So let me get a TikTok up, you know what I'm saying? Let me get some work done. - Let me save lives. - What do you call it? Yeah, that's what I was doing. And also that same night, we went back to David's, David set up an entire fucking street restaurant. - Dude, it was a fucking restaurant. - Oh, I saw this. - From his second story floor. So they broke the glass down from his bedroom corner and built an entire snow like hell. - Who did you hire to do that? When I saw that, I mean, I couldn't register, like my brain could not register what was happening. Like it did not make any sense. - Is it still up? - I'll put a picture up here, but like there was like, you should, like the way he was built was absolutely insane. It was like, they had to like make special like pipes for just for that. They didn't have, like they had to like weld it together in order to make these like metal pipes. So they have a structure. - It was like a structure, like a custom made structure for what they did to the guys. - 'Cause that's like, was it like a half pipe then they put a bunch of snow on it? I was like fascinated by, yeah. - No, it was, it was very, I couldn't, I told them that that was his best little bit yet, honestly. - Is it still set up or did he already take it down? - They had to take it down because the next day, he got it, he had a deal with like a company, he had to come in and do a whole fucking thing at their house at the next day. So they had to get rid of all that. - Oh boy. - Was it real snow or was it just like? - No, it was real snow. It was not fake. - Did they bring it in like bags or like, how do you get all the snow into the backyard? - I have no idea. I decided I was gonna do it. I was like, I'm gonna regret if I don't do it in my head thinking like, I really hope I don't get hurt. - I slide down, up in the air. I land right on my back, right on my lower back. - It hurts so fucking, let me show you guys. You guys were gonna want to see, 'cause that's nowhere right now. I didn't put it up anywhere. - But also, that was cool, but I don't know, SpongeBob was pretty, pretty badass too. - Oh, and that was the day after he, that day after the whole house into SpongeBob. - Yeah, looks like straight up like bikini bottom up in there. - It was, it was wild. - Is there a new SpongeBob movie? - Yeah. - It's the animation one that they did the Sandy one. So it's not like your normal cartoon SpongeBob. It's like a 3D animation. - Okay. - I'm not a fan of the-- - It just looks different. - Yeah, it takes a while to get you different. - Because we're so used to that 2D SpongeBob, and we love the 2D SpongeBob. I just don't know why they don't stick with that 2D SpongeBob, 'cause I feel like everybody loves that. - I just wanna stand out, I guess. - I think kids are so accustomed to like the new animation. - Yeah. - That if they saw something 2D, it probably wouldn't be as enticing. They want it to be like-- - Yeah, that's what happened with Chuck E. Jesus, why he got a rebrand is because they wanted him to look more like a Pixar character than just your typical 2D cartoon. - But guys think about it, if the new SpongeBob movie was 2D, they would have, I feel like a lot of adults would have came and watched it. Watch it. - Okay, I would have watched it. - This is saying this is you on the hill. - Oh yeah, this is my, I was so excited. It was like, this is my first time. - Oh, there he goes on the inner tube. - Oh, oh, oh. - You're insane. - Yup, that's it. Here, I just sent it to you. - Oh, that's bad. - Right, like dude, you saw how high I went? - Yeah, I fucking caught air. - Let's find. (laughing) - That's like the new fucking Jordan logo. (laughing) - Yeah, the inner tube came out right from under you and you just, I just wish I knew that I had to really keep that thing under my eyes. - Oh God, say, you could have. - Oh. (laughing) - Honestly, that's probably why it's hurting so much right now because-- - And I bet it was not like fluffy snow. That shit looks like it was probably rock hard. - Oh yeah, see, it was getting harder and harder. - Yeah. - It's starting into ice. - Yes, you should have seen Natalie's fucking mom. - Dude, we were, we were dying. She fucking ate that ice. (laughing) - Wait, I'm gonna send you two different times that she decided to go down. We're like, oh shit, okay. All right, this was the first time. And dude, literally no warning, no warning. She's just like, I'm gonna fucking, I'm about to crush this shit right now. (laughing) - This is the first where like, oh, it just kept going. (laughing) - She gone. - That was good, okay. We're like, oh my God, like, are you okay? Because that cheese, you're just the older woman and we're like, holy shit. She even, she saw she jumped on that too. - Yeah. - We're worried 'cause that's hard ice. And this is the second one. The second time in the last time she did it. (laughing) - Oh, there. - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh! - Why the hell? - Oh, she's dead. - You can play it, you can play it. - Is she unconscious? (laughing) - Oh. - She was like, that wasn't fun like the first one. (laughing) - Bro, we couldn't believe it. She fucking went. - Watch the dead snap pack as soon as she hits the ramp though. (laughing) - That first was, boom. - Damn. I feel so bad, that didn't feel good. - Oh, good. - Yeah, it was me, her, and John had the worst falls. Dude, she was off for like three days. She was resting for three days in a wheelchair. - Yeah, that was really fun. That was like a really cool little thing that he did. - Crazy topic and question. Me and my friends were talking about this and we were googling it. I was really surprised by the numbers. - Okay, how many cows do you think you eat in a lifetime? - Boy, I have not much. - Like if I was to put all the different cuts of beef that I had, like the amount of weight of a cow? - I guess so, yes, like how much, like cows, do you think it is that you have, can, will consume. - I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say 10 cows. - 10 cows, heath, 50. - 50, Jared? - I don't know, I have, I eat like three and a half pounds of ground beef every week. - Oh, I didn't think about ground beef. I was just thinking about steak. - Yeah, no, you got to think about ground beef, burgers, all that. - I'm gonna change mine to 20. - 20? - Yeah. - 'Cause I'm thinking about Taco Bell. - Yeah, I'm gonna talk about all of you in. But does that count as a cow? - Yeah. - Okay. - Oh, well, half. - Half. - I'll go 50. - Okay. - Google it. - Copycat, literal copycat. - But I will say, Google it, but good answers guys, because I said 1,000. - 1,000. - In my lifetime, I thought it'd be 1,000. - That's a lot of cows though. You eat eight to 11 cows. - Oh my God. - 'Cause you have to think about all of the cows, right? - All of the cows. - Yes, a cow is big. - A cow is big, but it's kind of like damn. Well, eight cows could like last you a lifetime of meat if it came down to it. Now, how many chickens hold? Or maybe how many chickens do you think is this? - You eat. - Chickens is much, I think, much more. I would say, what did I say already? 20, it was 8 to 11, 20, I would say 800, but that sounds like too low. 'Cause dude, we've had a whole chicken from like Ralph's. Like think about like all of that chicken. - You probably eat a whole chicken. - And chickens are smaller than cows too. - Exactly, yeah, yeah. - You probably eat a whole, let's just make it easy for numbers. I'd say a chicken a week, 52 weeks a year. So you're looking at. - Can you do that, man? I'm gonna say. - Well, I was gonna do it for the rest of my life, but then I was like, oh, wait, I've already lived 30 years. - Right. - I'm gonna save, I'm gonna save 4,000. - 4,000? - Yeah. - Hold on, hold on. - It's a lot of, dude. - We've had a lot of chicken, more than meat. - And also pigs too. That's my like follow up, but we can probably get both. - Oh, pigs are much less. I have not had that much ham. - 'Cause I was thinking I have about 140 ounces of chicken every week. - That's about a, that's about three whole chickens. - All right, Matt, 3500 to 4,000. - Okay, scroll down. I think it's already up here. - This is just on average. - 2400 chickens. - Oh, wow. - That's how many chickens you'll eat in a lifetime. - Y'all need to step your chicken game up. (laughing) And for pigs, 27. - Yeah. - So that makes sense. - But it's just 2400 chickens. I was like, oh my gosh, that's just a lot. I don't know, blew my mind looking at the numbers of what it is. - I think after the cow number, that one now doesn't. - Okay, this is one that it's similar. This one makes me question some things about the realness of food. Jared, look up the amount of burgers that like McDonald's sells a day. - I know what you're talking about. - Right here, and when you do the math, it's millions and millions and millions. And then you're like, where's all those cows? Like, where are they getting this meat from? Because the math doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense. But also, you have to think about how much meat is actually in those burgers. There's not a lot. Think about how slim that burger. - But so McDonald's sells an estimated 6.48 million burgers daily. - Daily. - Oh, man. - Look at the slaughterhouse industry. They're like, where's all this meat coming from? Exactly. An annual estimate of over 2.3 billion burgers. Okay. And this is, this is just McDonald's. You got to think about every other burger chain. So yeah, that's, but apparently they go, okay, but that's 0.02% of the current beef supply, which so I don't know. I did see some TikTok that was like trying to poke holes in it going, how can they claim that they sell these burgers if there's not that much beef? Like, I don't know. So maybe that's, yeah, maybe that's wrong. Well, I didn't, okay. So someone says, basically, you don't understand the scale. There's eight billion people on the planet. At any given time, there's 940 million domesticated cattle on the planet. Each cow yields about 180 pounds of usable meat. A McDonald's burgers weighs 1.6 ounces. So each cow could potentially yield eight, like, 800 hamburgers, 800 hamburgers, using the current amount of cattle on the planet. That's about 8.3 trillion burgers, enough for every person on the planet to have about 1000 burgers each. 6.5 million burgers is working numbers. That's 2.4 billion a year. So it does math. So you know what? That's crazy. So 8800 hamburgers equal to one cow. That's fucking nuts. Think about how many hamburgers you've had in your whole life. That's how much they're doing in a day in a day. Hey, all the burgers you've had in your life are being served in a day from one. It's insane from one faster. The food industry is remarkable. It really is. Do you see that guy who made a coffee table book called Mick Atlas? And he was like a photographer and he realized there's a lot of interesting McDonald's all around the world. He goes, "What if I made a coffee table book of pictures of all really cool McDonald's all across the world?" So he went around the world to pictures of these McDonald's and the book is like doing very well. No, it's a great idea. He got to travel all around the world doing it. It's just such a simple, brilliant idea that this guy had as part in like an airplane or something, right? Isn't there like an airplane wing woman? Oh, that's damn. There's tons. And I've been like watching his TikToks and he kind of spotlights each one. But it's a fun little coffee table book. He's looking out to McDonald's for selling that. We're the smallest and biggest McDonald's are located. The smallest is probably the food court. Like standing a stand-alone McDonald's not like that not attached to like a mall or a stand-alone McDonald's. It's called the Mick hive. It's the smallest one in Sweden. It's designed to help bees not humans with tiny drive-thrues and patios for insects. Wait, I gotta see a picture of this. Guys, I'm, dude, Matt, I'm going to Sweden. Oh my gosh, it's adorable. Oh my god. You're right. Holy shit. Holy shit. Say this is what I was like thinking you were thinking that I'm like, this doesn't exist. Can we, can I go to, dude, I'm going to Sweden in two days. Are you really? Yeah. Should I go, should I go see those malls McDonald's on the world? Yes. You have to. I have to. That's insane. Hopefully, yeah, it's accessible and you can get to it. It doesn't look accessible. It looks like someone's back yard. It's more like an art piece, probably. Probably. But it's like a functional McDonald's. That's insane. For bees. What is this? A center for ants. That's really cool. Look at that one right there. Oh, that's pretty cool. It's almost like a little kiosk. Was it? Oh, that's in China. Why are you going to Sweden? Oh, their ice cream machine works. When does this come out? The 30th. I don't think I can say anything. That's my motherland. What? That's really cool. You're going to Sweden. I've always wanted to go. Are you going to Stockholm? I think so. That's fucking so. Yeah. But I will, I will send you pictures. I'll let you know how these do. That is really neat. This time of year, it's going to be so snowy. And then I have to, I have to go to, and then I'm going to Florida from there straight from there. I think we're there for a few days. You know, if you buy a Volvo, you get like a free trip to Sweden. No way. Really? Yeah. Like, if you buy a brand new Volvo, they can, they fly you out to Sweden. How's you up? Like in a hotel for two nights, you get to go test drive your Volvo, fresh out the factory. You'd see all the bells and whistles. And then you go home and they deliver the Volvo to you. Not of that. Yeah. Get a little trip. Not a bad deal. Yeah. Volvo is one of those cars that, as you get older and older, they just get more and more appealing. I agree with you. They, they're very safe. They're one of the safest ones out there. I do a Volvo wagon. Oh, give me that wagon boy. I've always fucked with wagon cars. Like the wagon ears. Oh, yes. She's wagon ears, grand wagon ears. I do love those. There's something about it. Give me a nice eight. They're very nicely wagon ear. Yes. That wood paneling. Yeah. Yeah, I love that look. What's that? What's that? Like the car that has like the wood paneling on the side? What's that one called? The wagon ear. The wagon ear. Okay. Yeah, like an old school one. Old school wagon ear. A lot of old station wagons used to have the wood panel. Yeah, bringing back the wood panels. Yes. My friend had that in Tallahassee. So sick. When it gets to do an accident, are there like splinters everywhere? I always wanted to see like what happened. You have to tarp your car when you have turbines. Yeah. It's like the circus part. Wow. Those are dope. I really want one. Like I want the wood panel on the side. Bring that shit back. I missed. Oh, we should do the unfiltered set. The walls as the side. We hang this. Oh, you're hosting an event tomorrow, right? That I'm going to you're going to that. Yeah. No pressure in Alicia Marie as like the host. And I'm like, we have to host in a like host like in front of you. Yeah. Like on stage and shit. And Matt's going to be I was hoping nobody I knew was there. Wait, I was hoping nobody I knew was going to that thing. You're going to have to like address hundreds of people. Oh, wow, say. Yeah, but I will have cue cards. I'll be fine. Oh, yeah. You're going to be you're going to do just fine. Yeah. I'm seniors. It's just like a hello welcome. That's it. Yeah. It's kind of like but so that's a lot for me. Yeah. Like anything like that is like the last. Are you doing red carpet interviews? Like do you interview people? No, no, we're not doing anything like that. Wow. Yeah. Zane. Zane has to take questions from the audience. Zane, what's your what's your favorite part about the new R5 Mark two? They you know what they are. It's a really cool contest. They're giving away. What is it? Thirty thirty thousand dollars to the winner of whoever gives like their best like a little short for their project. Like they're special project that they want to film. But Canon is going to and like there's there's like three or four judges tomorrow to kind of pick what their favorites are. And um, and yeah, they get 30,000 dollars from Canon. Oh, that'll be fine. Yeah. It's really really awesome. I'll be there. Warning. This product contains nicotine. nicotine is an addictive chemical. But yeah, I I could just see Matt in the bag going he's going to yack. Oh, I'm actually probably going to be nervous for you. I don't know. I might like get up to the bathroom. I probably won't even be able to look you in the eye. You know, because like, I don't know. I don't want to crack you up. Nothing. I really hope you're not in my eye line because I am really bad with people that I know that are like like if I'm presenting something and I see I line of a friend, I'm done. Yes. Done. Oh, I now I am focused and I'm I am talking to that one. Which is, you know what? It could be like kind of good. It could help me. Yeah. Think goodness. Alicia will be like by your side. Yeah. This is like good at that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. She's good. She's still like you look good. Yeah. I was like, Hey, Alicia, it's cool if we like both have cute cars. Right. She's like, Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I'll do cute cars. I'm like, thank God. Because I will not remember anything that I was supposed to say. I think you're wearing like full talks like a suit. So they did say red carpet formal. But like, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like people don't listen to that shit. They come how they want to dress. And then you end up being like the most dressed out of everybody. And then it's like kind of. Yeah. But the thing is if you're hosting, you can't be overdressed. Well, you just saying that like a positive way like. Yeah. You can. Yes. Yeah. You have to probably be nice. I don't have anything dry clean right now. So I feel like a sport. I think you can wear you can wear. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, that'll be exciting. Yeah. Yeah. And I think it starts at like five p.m. six p.m. I don't know. But yeah, wish me luck. I'll be killing. And I'll be what are you doing for the holidays, Matt? I'm going to Dallas for a little bit. And then going to Birmingham. And then we're trying to figure out New Year's. We might go to Cabo. Oh, all right. Little tropical. Get away from the snow. That's what Patricia wants to do. She really wants like, I got it to chill by a beach. I want to go somewhere snowy. I don't want to get out on my clothes for that or my summer clothes that I've already put away. I don't want to get that stuff out. You put that away. Yeah. We don't have that much like space. Oh, but like you I would like like drawers. You don't have like, are you put it like then? Then we put it in. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Okay. Damn. Because I got a lot of winter clothes. I like to win or my winners. The winter clothes. I I've been it. I'll put that shit away because it takes so much space. Yeah. Matt, just don't go to like a all inclusive that has like the alcohol on the wall. Don't. Yep. Don't do that. That's my whole thing with all inclusives. Because sometimes I'm like, no, I would love just how limited it is. But it's not that good. It's a quality of the look at that. He almost killed heath. It was bad. It was in Cabo where y'all in Cancun. I wasn't there. It was it was Cancun, but I'd still be weary. It was like, it was attached on the wall, right? Like something where you know how you know how you go to like shampoo into this. Yeah. Yes. You go to like a communal shower or something. And they've got like the metal clamps that are on the wall that like hold the bottles. Yeah. And it was just upside down. It was like a 10 and you just see I'm always trying to like suck that stuff out on like, you know, trip advisor. It's a great website where you can like, it's not an ad, but you can read people's reviews. But I'm like, but what type of person are you like, I can't tell who, which reviews I like. What's scary about that shit? Heath is that anybody can do anything to those drinks. And you really can be held reliable for that because so many people are going through that room, cleaning ladies, a staff, the five other families that went before you, like you can't really prove that somebody fucked with like one of those bottles. Yeah. You shouldn't have anything like that anywhere. Yeah, so be be careful. Yeah, he's almost dude, like I can't even imagine feeling like I'm about to die, but like you can't go anywhere that like speaks English. Yeah Dude, it was terrible. Oh my god, bro, but you know what Florida at least you can get like good good med, a good medication from like those pharmacies because they don't have like a really uh, like a um I uh, I walked to um, a oxo and I grabbed some stuff. Yeah, and I didn't feel any better. And then I was like, all right. I got that's when you have to go Heath for Christmas for you guys are you guys just gonna have a quiet Christmas to yourself in the baby or is family gonna come into visit you guys Are y'all gonna hit the road and like drive somewhere with the baby like so um everybody's gonna come to us. Well my brother Excuse me my brother his wife and their kid are gonna drive down to Florida Okay, her family Yeah, my parents are gonna drive over and I think my grandparents will also got it. Okay good, but we're just gonna keep it pretty chill. I mean I guess it all just depends on when this baby comes, but like we're probably just gonna be super just Yeah, you don't want you don't want to expose him to too much of that funky air out there. You know what I mean come here Squeeze in the cheeks. Oh, don't kiss my baby So yeah, you don't like people touching your baby and shit touch them, but like I don't like touch A lot a lot of people want to just kiss baby. I'm like. Yeah, it's it's the love, you know, baby smells so good though I'm kiss. I'm kissing your baby. Don't kiss my baby. I would I'd wash I'll wash my face. No. Yeah, I don't kiss babies. I sniff them. Oh Oh god, dude, they just smell good. They smell just like baby shampoo and they're so clean They're just like I don't know. They smell like baby powder. Yeah, I don't know. They're just they just fresh so just fresh It's just fresh. They're adorable. Yeah, it's like puppy like puppy breath Yeah, you know what you know what I realize most puppies smell like Fritos What yeah, like next time you smell a dog just like yeah, not right after a shower just like smell any puppy and Think about like corn chips inside of a Fritos bag. Yes, yeah, they do have that like corn chips. Yeah, that's some reason Fritos interesting because of a naturally occurring bacteria primarily Oh, yes, and pseudonomous so whatever and a yeast that live in their skin So it's creating a yeasty corn chip like odor especially in the warm moist environment of sweaty paw pads So what kind of you know makes you think when you eat a Fritos, you're like, oh, yeah, where's me over here kissing Dean's toes? I'm like I don't think I don't think cats smell like that. I think it's just so weird Dean always smells so good Yeah, cuz they don't know how cuz they lick in the cats clean themselves a lot. Yeah, they're like self hygienic or whatever the word is Smell so good with their tongue too, which is crazy that they smell good because they eat fish. Oh, it's yeah clean. They're pescatarian pesky They love that shit. It's fancy fee still a thing. Yes. Yeah, but is it considered like good for you know is it like it's not like the Highest quality like it's like very like milk is like not good for cats, but that's like the people say think about like cats like cartoons, but they're always like drinking milk, but like that's super dangerous milk gives them like diarrhea It's not good for their digestive system. Well, I mean you got to think of how many people actually give their cats milk Okay, so the idea of cats drinking milk come from farms where cats attracted to the fat rich cream and fresh warm Cal's milk would lap it up in pales leading to the Cultural Association scene in media, but most adult cats are lactose intolerant And can get digested upset from cow's milk because they cats do love milk. They'll drink it if you put it in front of them, but it ain't good for them It's crazy that we all of us we're all lactose intolerant like none of us should be it just doesn't sit right. Oh, Zane I made homemade whipped cream the other day You would have lost. Yes Homemade whipped cream all about that in me. Baby. I love that. Oh god, it's so easy. Just put heavy whipping cream in a bowl Yeah, you just mix it with it so easy. That's all it is Yeah, yeah, you put like a little bit of like sugar and vanilla or whatever, you know um But yeah, if you do that if you whip it up, it'll turn into whipped cream and then if you just keep going it'll turn into butter What did you what did you use that for like what you put it on top of like an omish Like wouldn't we made a um a pumpkin pie Yeah, like it's the fastest since you've been in your new home. Yeah, you guys can lean it into it Damn, y'all have been back in like the 1700s you to turn in your own butter. No, I really want to start making like everything from home Like I love that some cool about it. Yeah, I get it man. Like it's just like I don't know. I kind of want to start making my own like Shampoos and soaps and deodorants too. I don't know. It just seems fun Dude, you know what I've been getting a lot of on my feet for some fucking reason. I feel like because we talked about it once I've been seeing a lot of like um homeschooling Yeah, little groups packs like like like yeah, like book packs that you can buy But they give you everything So you can like teach your kids in like every subject and they've been having a lot I've been seeing all over my feet. It's almost like I think things I have a kid coming or something But I was gonna send it to you, but I forgot to But I also thought you would have rolled your eyes if I sent you that I mean that baby's gonna like wait like a couple more No, I don't think they can ever be too young just really just start Yeah, it's gonna be like a b c get it down get it get it Cuz like when you also introduce kids to letters you have to like start small You just start with abc and then you bring in the d But you can't give them like And that's what she said baby. You gotta bring that shit slow But you can't give them like all the letters first. Yeah, you got a familiar eyes bit by bit and then go from there Is what I learned recently Is there we're about to start um that movie soon We won't you know maybe in a producer and whatnot Yes, he mad did you did you know that Matt are heath is about to be in his first move Well, no, you're not in the movie. You're just producing it, right? Yeah. Oh, you're investing like money in it Yeah, and they put me on as a producer and I'm gonna have my little chair and stuff on set. Oh very very nice I just I wanted to um I want to I like to I love the environment of films. Yeah Like I just Just being behind like I just love it um and two of my friends out here about to start filming their movie Um, so I chipped in and I get to have like a producer credit and I get to go Yeah, you're gonna be on the credits. Is it shit? I don't know maybe Carpet from here. Yeah, it's in a full feature links film. Yeah. Oh hell yeah, where it like where are they gonna? Like where is it gonna be like like are people flying into Nashville for the for the yeah So all the all the actors are flying here to film and it's gonna be End of December all through January and stuff. Oh wow. Okay, so when I come and visit I get to can I come on set and like kind of if yeah When you come if if so it's happening. Does the minute I step on set does that make me producer too. It's like step aside. Hold on. Let me And no, no trust me. Imagine me. I was like hey, I would reshoot that Yeah, I don't I don't think that's yeah, let's do it. Let's do that again. Let's do that again. I take the headphones Like cut it out again. All right. Uh, but there's some there's a the two leads are Pretty good actors. Whoa. All right. Wait good actors are notable actors or wait like both. Oh, fuck yeah I don't I don't know if they've said anything. Yeah, I'll definitely I'll say I'll tell you just cut this out Jared um Nice excited for you. He yeah, I can't wait. I hope it does really well Yeah, and then you know, uh, we'll probably fly out to can All right I don't worry guys. I'll remember you Don't forget about small people down here. Oh god. You can do Sundance all of it man. Yeah, all the festivals hopefully get in I have no part in this at all, but I'm just gonna make my personality But it's kind of sick though. I mean when you look up he through saw on IMDB. You're just gonna pop up. Come on now. All right So I tell you I feel like I said a long time ago my IMDB I'm linked to being a producer on some huge FX show and but I'm not I know there's another mat king out there. It's with the guy from Oh hell's angels or what was it called a son of anarchy that actor. Oh Jackie's partner not this mat king But it's me anyways. I've had friends who are out here in Hollywood. You know trying to make a Shows and stuff happen and they'll reach out to me like hey, let's get coffee and stuff and We're getting coffee and he's telling me about this project and all of it and asking me if I want to put money into it And then I realize wait Do you think that I'm a producer now because of what's on my week? Oh my IMDB and they go are you not oh my god, that's funny That's really you should yeah, go with it Just go with every time just go with it. I have a whole meeting. Yeah, it's it's just linked to it and just it's happened twice I mean it makes sense because they look it up. They see I'm do they go straight to Instagram and then you pop up first. Okay. Yes criminal It says I'm a producer on it Oh my god for one episode Yeah, and I had another friend who is everything else is matches like everything else thick so like yeah So when I was on this your student body president. I was Greg Lehman. I was a producer for the short film other Lynn Yeah, that's why they believe it and yes now. Oh, and it's about to come out mac and grass Shout out to Matt King behind that cuz I'm getting all of your glory, Matt King watch out Dang It's crazy. Are you guys are any of you guys fans of the rush hour movies? Yes, I love rush hour. They're the rush hour rush hour Um, Eddie Murphy. No, no, no, Chris Rock, Chris Rock. No, yeah. It's Chris Rock in Jackie Chan. Chris Rock and Jackie Chan. Yeah. Jamal Lee. Man, did you say Eddie Murphy? Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. Oh, it's Chris Tucker. Oh my gosh. What a great, Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. Yes. They are making another one. Hell yeah. They're making another one. Four or five. I think it's rush hour four. Oh hell yeah. Those were so fucking cool. Yeah. I do. I know. I want some moosh. Moosh. You hungry? No, what's some girl? Cotta. Lee. Cotta. Lee. Dude, literally one of my favorite movies. I forget, like, you don't people are like, what is your favorite movie? And I forget about this movie, but this is actually like my favorite movie. So good. Like every single one of them is my favorite movie. How old is Jackie Chan now? Oh, he's, I mean, he's there. I mean, take it easy Jackie Chan. He's 71. I swear if they're making it, they're gonna want to do some stuff. This is Jackie Chan though. It's Jackie Chan. He fucking can do any, it's like Tom Cruise. Dude Jackie Chan's unbelievable. You know, he's looking at him. He fucking, dude, he looks like he have beat all the asses with one hand. Of course. Dude, dude, you know that they're gonna fucking AI. They're gonna make them look like they're 40 years old in this movie. They're gonna be. Yeah. Timeline is maybe like two years later. Rush hour through to rush hour four. Chris Tucker needs the money though. Wasn't he like broke? No, Chris Tucker. Yeah. I thought he was like in debt. Oh, that's why I feel he's gonna do really good in this movie then. Yeah, he needs the money. I go put his heart in that. But I can't, dude, I can't wait. I can't. I'm excited. Yeah, he was in like a. Yeah, he had, he made $20 million off that. Right. But he owed the IRS $14 million dollars in unpaid taxes in 2014. So hopefully he's out of the trouble. I think, dude, people really, they do forget to just pay their taxes. I remember the free people in our lives that we found out, like, you haven't paid the taxes in how many years? Well, what happens is people that come into money, new money, they don't realize that you have to save money to pay your taxes at the end of the year because if you work like a normal job, they're taking it out, you know, in your paychecks, but people start doing their own, start working for themselves and it's not being taken out automatically. And they go, oh, I have all this money. And then and they're getting terrible business advice from people on your team saying, no, you actually don't need to pay that. Actually, if you put your money into this, that'll like save you on the taxes. Don't worry, dude, I got it. I got it gone. And then they get hit with it at the end of the year. And they're like, well, I don't have that much to pay. And then it just keeps snowballing completely wild. And at the time you find out you need to pay it, you're not making any more income, like the income just kind of just stops. It's just like that's how unlucky some of these people get. It is, but it's wild. Like, oh, how much was he probably paid for the first, crazy for the second one. He was paid 25 million. It's always interesting. Like when a project first starts, obviously, maybe you're not that notable. They don't know if it's going to be a success. And you take like a lower pay and then you end up making so much more after. I think even McCulley Culkin for Home Alone was like a couple hundred thousand dollars, but for his next movie was 18 million dollars for like Home Alone too. That's wild. I even think the Shrek people took a very low pay for Shrek and they all got paid like insane amounts of money for the second movie insane. So they keep making Shrek's, they got to stop. Well, you know that you see the new one that's coming out, right? Yeah, that I mean that animation man. I don't know what's up with these new animations. I just do not like it. Shit, but if they made another cars movie. Yeah, you know what cars is the new animation if you think about it, but like it works. Yeah. It's so funny like the cars theories. Like the queen is like, there's a like the queen is a car in the cars world. Yes. And that means there was a probably a car, Princess Diana. That means there was like probably a cars 911. Yeah. It's like if we're grounded in reality, that means like all the sadness in the world exists in the movie of cars. It's a really crazy. It's deep. It's deep. There's also like a car's Jesus because in one of the like cutaways, there's a car pope. Yes, there's a car pope. Yes. Car movies are horrifying fan theories. If you just start thinking about the reality that they live in and also some people are like who's driving the cars to Matt, did you see? And maybe you didn't notice it. I posted a story of my car's car cover. Your car's car cover. Yes. The lightning lightning queen for my lightning. Yes. So I posted that story and Gary LeVox commented on it. The singer, the singer for rascal flats. No way. Oh. And he DMed me from that. And I didn't realize, but he was already following me. What? And he, I forget what he said, but he DMed me. He was like, Oh, it looks great. Nice song choice too. And then we just started like talking is like, bro, also I heard you're a Nashville boy now, congrats on the upcoming baby. And I'm like, this guy knows everything about me. This is so cool. Dude, my, I, my heart. I was like, this is the coolest thing that has ever happened. And he said, bro, we'll have to have you out for a show sometime. He lives right here next to me. I'm like, that's crazy. I'm here. That is insanely cool. That's awesome. So I'm going to be in cars. Yeah, you're going to be a producer for cars. It's wild rascal flats. All their like biggest songs, though, are covers, though. Like I think they have one that's like actually their song, but like life is a highway is a cover. Really? Is it? I think what hurts the most is a cover. Shut up. Or blessed the broken road, I think is a cover as well. Like it's, wait, someone like broke this down for me like on TikTok one time. And I'm like, I never thought about it. But yeah, I want to be a cover artist. They just have, they've done, their covers have done better than the actual songs, too. Yeah. Like you know, with me, what they like did much better than the original. And that's why I should like continue this journey, you know, make my way to the Grammys. All right, guys, this is jumping to jump into on one. Yeah, baby. It's truly, it's truly been a pleasure, you know, our third virtual. You fucking crush it again. So we do, baby, too much fun. Have a wonderful holidays, guys. Have a Merry Christmas. Have a happy Hanukkah. Have a happy Quanza. Have a happy New Year. We're actually, you know what we're actually, Matt won't be here. You'll be out of town. But we're going to, we're filming one more time before the holidays after the holidays after. Oh shit. Yeah, but before New Year. So, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Guys, thank you again for being with us this year. And we'll catch you next year. Absolutely. If you want to check out our Patreon, patreon.com/zane and he to keep these cameras rolling, you get an extended cut of every single episode. We do a bonus episode every month, live Q&A every single month. Again, patreon.com/zane and he check out these episodes every Monday, audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on YouTube.com/zane and heath. If you want to see our beautiful faces and see our new set. Wow. All right. And we'll see you guys seconds. We love you so much. Peace and blessings. Toodaloo. Toodaloo.