HOW LONG IS TOO LONG? -You Should Know Podcast-

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Get a little nasty with yourself to episode two of the documentary titled The Million Dollar Deal. Alright guys, we love you so much as a quality and live stream. This Thursday comes say hi to all of us over on the Patreon. We love you. We love you. We love you so much. The twos. The two hundreds are feeling good, right? We love the YSK family. YSK Unplugged is going to the moon. And we all have our rocket ship. That's kind of nice. We love you. But you should know podcast. We got goose cam back in the studio. Yes, sir. What's up? How you feeling? I'm good, buddy. No, man. Yes. Last week it was the shoes. This week it's the shirt. Wow. I mean, Hall of Fame back to back bad outfits. You're 96.97 Jordan with bad outfits. I feel like that's a very universal statement. Dude, I don't think you need a hug. I'm not a thug. First of all, that might be an incant behind that. Oh, no. Oh, can I just can I set the record straight and start with something very intentful? Yeah, very intentional. Yeah, what's happening? I wanted to show to show my respect and my honors to you and your community for Black History Month. This is the first recording days. I wrote a, I wrote a slight jingle. Do you mind if I, do you mind if I sing it? You wrote me a hymn for Black History Month. I wrote you a cultural Black hymn for Black History Month. Yeah, man. Go ahead. Happy Black History Month. I figured it was only right if we did it in a rap form. I mean, I made it like, oh, wow. I mean, we created a lot of genres other than rap. I'm not going to write it in piano. What are you doing? No, come on. Here we go. Ready? Let's go. Let's go. Let's four lines. Let me get through. Let me talk about it. Okay, don't, don't do the hand. Well, okay. Oh, hands. I can use it. Yeah. Say it again. What past present future? Yeah, that's it. Happy Black History Month, buddy. I really have another one. Give me the other one. Turn it up loud. Celebrate legends. Stand and proud. Yeah. From then to now, every story hits Black History Strong. Yeah, that's it. I keep ending with, yeah, that's it because I don't really know how to close it, but thank you. Thank you. You should, right? Nope. Nope. Don't do that. You're getting as a tongue. Here we go. All right. Wow. February. Wow. Man, name your top five Black people of all time. LeBron James, Denzel Washington, in terms of money and grossing actress. Gotta go Zoe Zaldana. What's her name? Zoe Kravitz. No, sir. Not not Kravitz. No, one that plays an avatar in every CGI everything. Gamora. Got those top. So top five. You don't even know your name. You don't like that many Black people. You added some of you don't even know their name. Okay, I can easily, I can easily go LeBron James. Yeah, your favorites favorite LeBron James. Right. I'm gonna go Drake. Now that could be controversial. Right. He's got a lot of there's a lot of little, a little different. Paving your top five has a little white in it. LeBron James, probably throw MLK up there. Maybe. I mean, hell Serena. She was a choose a monster. Simone, too. She did great for our country. Definitely Denzel. If Denzel is not up there, it's not a top five. And then final for the top five of my favorite personal Blacks Black people. Let's go with you're making me sweat. Let's see. Yeah, why? I'm not gonna steal your purse. A final Black. This should not be this hard. I'm thinking of my favorites. My mom's out there. Oh, your mom. You're mom. I need a heart. There we go. There we go. That's my top five Black people. Simone Biles, Serena Williams, LeBron James Denzel and our need a heart. You know, I love how much Black woman representation isn't there. I can give you a lot of Black woman representation. That's your favorite. For Queen Latifas, definitely. I'm surprised you to make your job. Queen Latifas up there. Yeah, you got to have Jay to pink it. I mean, before all this, you know, whatever stuff. She's falling off a bit, making good before the cigarettes and nipple pictures. Oh, the nipple pictures are fine. Yeah, but you know, it was appreciated. Good. Yep. It's good. You know, definitely making good youthful years. Still got to throw a Nala. Not top five. That's a lie. It's animated, but you know, she's black. She's black and proud. That is a gorgeous line. I'm throwing Nala in there. Never a big Queen Bee guy. Beyonce's beautiful. Yeah, she has some songs that are very suggested. But I was never like, you know, oh, my God, Beyonce dropped. I did use to listen to her on the way to my A U tournament. So in the car with my mother. Why? Because I was afraid to play explicit rap music that was like, oh, shoot him, shoot him, kill him. Whatever. Yeah. So I played a dance for you by Beyonce tonight. Tonight, I'm going to dance for you. Oh, whoa. I'm going to dance for you. Play that in the car with my mom in a 2013 Kia Serinto. Right. Headed to South Dallas 9 a.m. court four. I'm surprised due to current situations. The new Nicki Minaj is not up there for you. I go, you know, my favorite musician can rock. They're throwing their own halftime performances. No, it's crazy. No, we're not getting there. We're not going there. It's a tricky water. It's tricky waters. Hard to swim in those waters. On black history, my, huh? I mean, that's I mean, we're off to a fuck. I was just I was just making fun of you. Oh, because I'm black. No, because you can't swim because of me because you're black, but I'm saying I was making fun of you, not your cold dude. Yeah. I know plenty of black friends. I could swim name three. Um, cam, Russ and Vents. And you off from Seminole State, physically seeing them in the pool with me. And they're all black. Nice. A lot of them are black. You into a similar state pool. Yeah. Green water. Yeah. Green water. I remember believe it or not, but the year before you got there, you know who assistant coach made us do a pool workout. Of course he did shirts off. He said shirts off speed. He said we're skinny. And I get to record that is deep cut. Lori and y'all will never. I tried to bring it up on a live show, but I can't. I mean, that's the type of that's like that Vatican city. I feel like we even say that we even put that out in the world. He'll be in our. He'll be in our. That's good for you. He's going to jail. That's good. Yeah. What if he what if he gets his first? You can get his first thing. Go to jail. That's true. And I don't. That's not one little joke over a creep is not enough for my life. He does know how to summon deer. He knows how to summon deer. He knows how to literally vanish. Yeah. - Yeah. from an institution, yet somehow get a job 40 miles down the road. - Yeah, at a bigger school. - And no one knows where he is here. 40 miles down the road, they all know him. He's got a whole new, different age. - You know, he popped up on my Snapchat as a white woman. Like his little bit, Moji was a white woman. You're a black man. - Can we talk about that real quick? That happened to me, not black men and white women. There's a lot to talk about there. But I'm saying, can we talk about how Snapchat really is dogging these people out? - No, tell me. - How you just said, if your phone number is the same, and you think you're not Snapchat, and you think you're gonna be smart. Oh, let me delete this and do a new account of my account, be someone else. Oh no, no. - 'Cause it'll show you. - You need to pop up. Oh, this is in your context as blank in your context, and now it's freaking Sabrina Carpenter fan page 101. - No, I know who you are. - I know who you are. And that's weird, man. - Dude, yeah. It is strange. A lot of strange stuff has been happening, man. This last week, we went to a million subscriber dinner with the whole team. Congratulations on our million subscribers. Yeah, no, no, no, can I just say this first? - Yeah. - You gotta let it go. - No, no, no, no, no, I don't have to let it go. I genuinely don't have to let it go, because I was trying to treat my team to a nine (beep) No, no, okay, we spent $3800 on this dinner. Not much I did in her class. - Oh my God, it was not worth it. - $3800, and if you do it again, you're fired. You let the $500 tip. - No, no, no, you let the $500 tip on that, I don't know. I saw it in your chicken scratch channel, right? - And Gratudi was already included. - Yeah. - He doubled it. - He doubled it. - Oh, he doubled it. - Oh, he doubled it. - He doubled it. - You doubled it. - Party's already added. - No, it was in your hand right. - Sir. - It was already added. - Exactly. - You were adding more? - Yes, you did. - Yes, you did. - Yes, you did. - When it's already added, it's in the total. - You did. - Yes, it is. - It's all 500 and inmate. - Sporkhand knows you're in here. - And then because after she told me I'm gonna take off the tip that he added, it was her exact words. But I said, if you didn't pull out a QR code in front of 12 people, I might have told you to leave it. So we went to this restaurant that's in Dallas, Texas. Don't go to it. I won't say the name, it's called-- - Stop. - Oh, what? Oh, what? You can mute it. We'll see it. Patreon, you get to know the name of it. There you go. There we go. That's good. Dallas. - So we went to this restaurant, right? And I went to this restaurant for my birthday, right? And it was one of the best restaurant experiences I've ever had. I mean, top tier, you would have thought we would just, I mean, we were like, royalty. - Yeah, no. - And we don't expect that. - Oh, no. - It's just-- - No, yeah, the fuck I do. Actually, no, yeah, I do. If I'm spending four grand on a dinner, I expect a certain level of intimacy at my dinner. - That's true. - A certain level of white glove service, right? Honestly, I want you to carry me to my car. - Sure, that drink's not even halfway done. We're already pouring another one. - Exactly. - 'Cause we know it's gonna be neat. - Exactly. Can I say, this was the worst restaurant experience ever in Can. We can go back and forth on this. - Let's do it. - First of all, there's no parking at this restaurant. None. None. 'Cause it's downtown. It's a downtown restaurant, which is fine. So I go to Valet, my car, right? If the Valet is $40, right? And the only option is to Valet. When I give you my keys to my car, I expect you to take my vehicle to where I can't see it. - Yeah, put it in a shelter, put it in or something behind a security fence. - Yeah. - You parked it right there. - No, no, no, no, he literally got in my truck. Took it literally 16 feet and parked it. I didn't even make it inside. He goes $40 in a tip. I said, what? He said, I could have left it there. - Yeah, I could have done that. - Yeah, first of all, and that's the first red flag, right? - Oh my God, I have to go with the parking. So you remember when Ryan pulled up late? So I went out there and I go, hey brother, I see your 10 foot parking lot of Valet is full. Where's the nearest parking garage? His literal answer, the guy, the Valet guy. I say, where's the nearest parking garage? He looks at me and goes 12th. What? I'm not kidding, he goes 12th. And I went, where do you, he goes 12th? And I went, oh, that's right. What the fuck, oh, what the fuck? Oh, I think there's a place called 12th. No, no, no, no, no, I just don't think he's understanding. I don't think he's picking up what I was putting down. Hey brother, where's the near, I know that's, I know that's a one way street and there's one right there. Is there another one close? He goes 12th. (laughs) All right. - Hey, what's up? - And so, we get in to the restaurant, right? First of all, they knew what was going on. They knew the management knew this is, you should know podcast coming in here. Million subscribers. - Big milestone. - Big milestone and we want to share it here at this restaurant because we had a good experience. Now, I've never been in a hospitality business, but I know, right? If somebody's saying we want to celebrate this big monumental moment here, I'm going to be like, okay, let's do it. We're doing it, let's do it, big. Which is fine if you don't even want to do it, right? Or do it big, just do it, right? You don't have to do it, big, just do it. They didn't do it. - Give me the bread. - Well, we do, so they don't want to sit us. First of all, we get a private room. We get this private room, right? 'Cause we just want to have it just us, you know. - And I've always thought about this, why is there a wait for a private room? No one is in there. - And you charge us $580 ahead before getting in there, right? If you want this room, $5,000 ahead, allegedly. So, they wait for about 75% of our group to get there. They sit us down, right? I'll sit us down. We notice the left side of the table, little wobble, wobble. - Little wobble. - Yeah, a little. That bitch was a rocking boat. That wasn't even like a, that wasn't like a, oh, it goes left, right, if you lean. That table, the dude was going, it was like a, it was on a gyrating machine. It was like, yeah, it's like, it was made to put on us on a naval sea boat, where it always balances on the waves. - Yeah, it was that. - It was a Titanic simulation table. - Oh my god. - It's like, you want to see what the Titanic ship look like on a way down? This is it, right? - It was ridiculous. - Yeah, and so, we set, we sit down at the table, right? Now, we had just got done recording. We, it doesn't matter what we just got done doing. We're sitting down at a restaurant, private table, big milestone, right? Lady comes in, right? Waitress, waitress comes in. She goes, hey, how's everybody doing? Good, man, we're so excited for this. We're starving, though, like, yeah. We haven't eaten, do you all do bread here? - Yep, we do bread. First of all, we've been in this place for five minutes. Do you all do bread? Five minutes in. Yep, we do bread. Now, to anybody with half a brain cell, what is that mean? I want the yeast. - Right, bring me a yeast. You can even give me a yeast infection at this point. I want it, right? She goes, right. Put denim jeans on me with no draws on. Have me on an outside summer day. I want a yeast infection. - God. - Then I go, hey, where's the celebratory thing? Can we order some drinks, right? She goes, uh, let me bring out some water first. Then I can come get your drinks. Okay, that doesn't make sense, but all right. Do you think? - It's interesting. I didn't ask that. I was like, wow, I know, what if I don't want water? - So she brings out one thing of Saratoga water. Now, there's 18 people at this dinner, right? 18 people at this dinner, you bring one thing of Saratoga water? Were you born today, right? Now, I'm not trying to be mean, but let's honestly think about this, right? She pours three glasses of water. - There's 16 people at this dinner. - We're all sitting there like this, right? She doesn't come back for another 12 minutes, right? My cup's done 16 other people don't have water, right? This is a bad look. - Rough start. - She comes back and I said, hey, we're gonna go ahead and order alcoholic beverages. She goes, okay, I can't do that yet. I can't bring them to you until everybody fully orders. And I said, that makes no sense, right? That's stupid. I'm taking at your bartender and there's no one there. - There's no one there. - So he can make our drinks. - And I was like, I want drinks before anything else, right? I order my drinks, everybody orders their drinks, 30 minutes ago, but I guess how much bread we have at this table? Zero bread at this table, right? She goes, she goes, is everybody here? So y'all can order your food and I can bring you everything? And I say, bring the fuck bread, where's the bread? So everybody gets, everybody gets there. We're 45 minutes into this dinner now. I literally scream, I waver down. Hey, everybody's here. Can you take our order, please? She comes in, now Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table, right? Robbie's on his hands and knees. - Literally the table. - You need to fix it. - He's like, Emily and she in a screw. Like, give you a little bit. - Okay, we're gonna fix it. - Yeah, they said they were gonna fix the table. Never did, they didn't even bring us water. - They didn't even want to fix it. They were just like, oh, it's fun. And so she's, I go everybody's here. She goes, okay, she starts going into her speech. I know she can see the table moving and there's somebody with a hard hat under the table working on the table. As she's saying it, I can't even focus on her 'cause I'm here. I'm here and that to my left. 'Cause Robbie's being a construction unit. And she goes, oh, what's wrong with the table? Robbie goes, look at it. She goes, oh, anybody want water? I want it water an hour ago. I'm not gonna get into this full dinner. Just like, we didn't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to let me do something. - Go, go, take me, take me, take me, take me. - Okay, some minute details that most people might not notice. There's a space heater plugged up by my feet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 30 minutes in, I thought I had second decree perts. I literally asked her, I said, am I allowed to unplug this? I was like, this is getting ridiculous. I was like, my Achilles is becoming bacon. Like, this is bad. So I just turn it. She's like, "No, we can't allow you to unplug it." I go, "That's weird. That's a weird rule." She's like, "I'm not, I'm not cold." In a private room. I don't want the heater on. Why can't I turn it off? I can't allow you to do that. Second thing. They have a TV in there for viewing purposes. I look out through the windows. I see the bar. They're watching NBA basketball. It was a showtime game. I go, "Ooh, that'd be fun." Our group likes basketball. I pick up the remote direct TV. It's not 2009. Right? Just get a smart TV, get some YouTube TV, whatever you want. Click, doesn't work. Click, doesn't work. The only thing that worked was a U-log. Like, this is not December 24th. We're not waiting for Jack Nicholas to come down. This isn't, why am I looking at a U-log? And she goes, "I'll try to get the game on." I ask us how much basketball we watch that night. Not a play, not a singular play. And the literal best thing ever. They came out of her mouth. We are not exaggerating. We have now been there for an hour. There's no bread in our table. No, there's nothing nourishing on the table. So I take it upon myself again because I know that he has a short fuse when it comes stuff like that. And he doesn't want to be seen in that light or whatever, but we're all thinking the same thing. I'm like, "I will gladly ask." I said, "Ma'am, can we please get some bread?" I said, "Y'all do bread, right?" It's a steakhouse, you do bread. And she goes, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does she keep saying? We're kitchen to table." We're kitchen to table, complete the order. So not with bread now. But, ma'am, but that's like, "Okay, can we put in appetizers now? You got to order everything and it's all going to come out at once. We're kitchen to table." I go, "I don't like this kitchen to table concept." There's nobody here. I want bread with my bourbon and then my steak. She goes, "Oh, just put your order in and we'll get the bread." And I was like, "You're not, you're not, you're not kidding." So everything came out of what? The bread, the appetizers, and we got a ton, because we were hungry. And the steaks, they all went, "Tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom, tom." Yeah, and I was like, "This is stupid." We were there for an hour with no food and then all of a sudden, and. And we get a third degree burns, how's your hand? Yeah. Oh. How's your hand? This guy brings, what was in that? It was a. It doesn't matter, but it was some kind of. It doesn't matter. It was like a pot of like super something, right? And it was in a cast iron pot and he's holding the tray it's on. Yeah. And the tray is big. So I ask him, because I was going to take the two pots off and clear up space. I go, "Hey, bro, is that hot?" And he goes, "Oh, no shot." I grab it and I go, "Yeah, I literally grabbed the pot, burned my. " "Hey." And as soon as he can't go to that, how'd he go, "No, it's not. Can't grab." And he goes, "No, yeah, it is." I literally went, "Look, yeah, it is." And the guy chuckles. And he goes and he goes, "Oh, sh*t." And he goes, "Oh, sh*t." And then he goes, "Oh, sh*t." And then he goes, "Oh, sh*t." And then he goes, "Oh, he's just kidding, he's just joking with you." And then he goes, "Oh, sh*t." And then he goes, "Oh, sh*t." Speaking of nice dinners, Valentine's Day is coming up, huh? What a segue. Yeah, it is. Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh. Now this is your like 30th Valentine's in a row. Yeah. Like 8th. Something like that. I mean, has it lost its lustre at this point? Oh, yes. Yes. First off, I'm not, I am on the same yoke of you when it comes to Valentine's Day. I celebrate it because it's there. It's built into the calendar. It's been Valentine's Day? Absolutely not. Yeah. It is fully formed, funded, regulated by the government to boost the economy. Yeah, 100%. The only thing Valentine's Day is good for is built in. 100%. Like that's great. That's nice. I'll take that. No rain checks. I can lock in the 14th. I'm getting some play. Yeah. Like that's good. That's cool to know. You f*ck start on February 1st. You go, "Hell, two weeks out." Yeah. Let me get my stamina back. Look at that. It's a regular life. You gotta start schedule out your bones. Oh, my God. Right. So 14th, you know you're getting some play. We're playing Tigers. It'll be quick. It'll be good. Oh, dude. I'm quick all the time. It'll be quick, but it'll be good. There's no funny business. I can't guarantee good. But I can guarantee quick. I can, that, not, amen. I won't take much of your day. I can guarantee quick. I can guarantee completion. But now, the terms of good, bad, sorry, amazing, whatever that's that. You teach 100%. And, like, that's the thing with me. You know it'll be quick. Like, sometimes I'll be like, "Hey, you want to?" Like, I'm watching the show. I promise I won't make a pass this season. Yeah. Well, you will get to chapter two. You will not miss more. You will not miss more than five minutes. I go, I promise you, if you even touch my shoulder right now, I am bricked. I go, you simply touch me. I go and give me four minutes. Yeah, just look at me longer. Just look at me longer. Honestly. But Valentine's Day, this is my first Valentine's Day with the significant other. It is. That counts. Oh, that doesn't. She. That counts. So, the other ones, I mean. Got me, my other. I know, yeah, they were having six Valentine's Day. Yeah, they were. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Oh, don't be. That hurts. It's molded you to the man you are. Yeah, she is. This is very exciting. Yes. You get to spend Valentine's Day with Sarah. Yeah, it's exciting. You and her arm-tagener? Where? Waffle House. That's actual. That's for me of a nice southern bell of a woman like myself, I can get down and dirty at a Waffle House. Well, I don't know if you know, but Waffle House is doing this special thing for Valentine's Day. What are they doing? It's select locations. They're turning into like a five-star restaurant. Okay. Now you lost me. I go now. You think I'm gonna want Joanne, who has four teeth in Smokes 2 packs of Marbos a day, to make me a. ribeye on a griddle that's been making. hash browns for 30 years. You think I want that on my plate and then have to be forced to pay five star prices? No, sir. I think it's more special than going to like a five-star steakhouse. Going to a specialized Waffle House on Valentine's Day is way more special than going to a special steakhouse. Because they're doing this for the first time ever. They have special locations where they're like changing the whole scenery of the Waffle House. They're adding table coverage. They're adding decoration and hide the cigarette burns in the seats Hide the sin that's on the ground. They're putting a little carpet down You don't think that's special like like that's going to like that's like clearing up a trap house and like you're renting it out Airbnb no, that's like your local like town carnival comes in They're like dude. We're bringing the new starship 4,000 better than six flags. Let's just go there We're not gonna go to sick. No stupid. You don't think you're you don't think live would appreciate that I get no Live barely likes real waffle house which hurts my soul if I say if I walked into a waffle house with Olivia Yeah, she would literally turn me go you're kidding and I'd go hey, they said it's five stars You mean nice little just gonna have white glove service. Yeah, what's your white glove service chocolate milk? No, they'll actually come by and check on you. That's true But he's gonna bring you orange juice. Yeah, and then what do you think they're serving what let's play that game What do you think they're gonna serve to make it a five-star? They'll at least have like a tequito Tequito is a seven eleven. Yeah, no, no, this is not that that does not make sense that is not okay I feel like I feel like it will just be a cleaner day like you'll be all about like a clean waffle house Like they'll at least set up a couple fly traps. Yeah couple fly traps are mouse trap in the corner Imagine ordering a sausage egg and cheese hash-round bowl in a three-piece suit. Imagine that. That's Nine's and I go Get your biscuits and gravy. Yes, that is unacceptable. That's fire to me. No, that's sick I don't know, but that's where I'm gonna spend my Valentine's day. I mean, it's a cool concept of all places I would think you really want to get nitty-nitty and gritty. I say you take your broad To apple piece you go to that apple piece. You know they're heavy pours at that bar Oh my god. You get three drinks at apple bees. You're Boomer in home. Can I say a hot take on it? If you go if you go a past 8 p.m. on a weekday half price apps You get those mozzarella cheese. You get that little spinach artichoke dip. Oh my god I don't want to see you're just getting by different flavors all throughout your mouth the whole night Then that main entree comes out your tummy is already full from three drinks and split in the apps now you split the entree But it fills you to about 85 percent. There's about 15 percent left for regret and dessert. Yeah, you fill that last 15 up You're farting. You're pooping. That's sexy time might take a little it might be a little delayed But boy my god. Did you like that apple crumble pie? Hell boys, I'm telling you apple. I mean, that might be where that might be the place to go I'm not gonna lie if you're not on government assistance you shouldn't go to apple As let's be honest like that's where that's where that's too much Does that please take? No, they definitely take away Can you tip off a wig card? No, that's a genuine question Double wikis government assistant, but can you can you that's not the same program they get money I thought I thought that was eb-t. I thought those food stamps Everybody goes look at I had a friend that got Xbox live with this wig. Yeah, I don't know how he did Really Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, they pass it down to the kids. I don't have fun. I know somebody that used to sell their Food stamps and it's so that it was a bundle deal You remember back in the day they give you that book of coupons itself for the school fundraising Yeah, it's like one of those. Yeah, it's going through you go. Oh, it's 20 bucks for wik for 10 bucks cash You know, when I was in college, I was I was I was down bad you had wik in college and no, but I applied for Food stamps I played for food stamps cuz I saw people getting Crab legs off the food stamps Crab Like I'm That's a deal if I've ever seen I've held I'd buy it. It's someone came up to me That's I've always wanted you know you want to talk about infinite money glitch the hardest part is finding this the consumer This is the buyer, right? You go to a Sam's or a Costco. They sell gift cards think about what I'm about to say they they sell a $75 dollar gift card to Texas Roadhouse. Yeah for $49.99. All right. You buy that And then turn around and sell it Infinite money glitch I have $75 to Texas Roadhouse and the best part is you can even swindle and be like, you know what brother? I'm gonna cut you a deal. This is 75 cold hard cash for those sweet cinnamon rolls. I'll give it to you for 70 five bucks off And then he pays you you pocket 20 and then who's to tell me I'm not gonna go back and buy every single gift card is I will spend a $10,000 bill at Sam's to get all the gift cards They own and then go on a hunt to sell all of them to come up to grant. This is like the lowest year of money laundering That is the lowest year of money laundering, but it's it's a Glitch that is a real-life glitch. They have that we don't advise go near Sam No, no, I'm not saying to resell him. You might you might not be able to I don't know, but they they sell gift cards for $75 dollars the places for $50. It's like and that's a part of being the member of that word because the Sam's and Costco are both members Yeah, so that's a part of their like they're oh like thank you. Yeah, but it's like It's like no, no, no thank you. You just opened up a new bag for me. I'm going to glitch this I'm going to glitch would you sell that to lit I would literally go to the restaurant Peyton But hey excuse me sir I can only help to see that you're walking in with your family of six. This is $75 gift card I'll give you $65.99 right now right now you cash and yes, I do have a legal. I said yes. I do have square if you want a square You know you're you're too far gone. That is that there's not a no soliciting sign out front of a Texas There is I don't think there is there's like no no cigarettes no selling gift cards. I'll walk in with like Marbro Red and the gift card. I'm like this is America. Okay, that's hilarious Oh my god, can I tell you oh my god? Can I tell you a story? Yeah, tell me okay So Ruby got sick this past week in our beginning jokes. She's not dead. It was close. Yeah, she got there. She got real sick, right? So we take her into I take her into the pet smart drop her off They go it'll be a couple hours. I'm like bet. I'm gonna go to the gym. You can just call this phone when you're done I get the call. All right. I'm headed there. I go pick up Ruby She looks absolutely terrified and the first off the doctor did not have to say this what the doctor hands me my dog And she's sitting there whimpering which she does anytime even if she's going for like a spa day just get her her like a haircut He literally goes. Oh, yeah, she's pretty scared. I did have to stick my finger up there So it's probably and I went now why'd you say that? I was like, why did you even a scientific term for that? Yeah, don't say you stuck your finger up there Then I no, that's too much, but anyway, I'm holding Ruby and he goes here's your new prescriptions She's on a prescription diet now. By the way, I literally have to buy dog food that you cannot purchase without the prescription card So it's basically a form of wake for Ruby, but I have a prescription I have a prescription for food now. Yeah, so I get that food. I get the prescription treats I get the prescription medicine and I go to the counter now. This is where my day took an absolute 180 This is a pet smart at maybe 130 in the afternoon. No one's in there. Okay, no one's off work. There is a I'm gonna say she was off the top maybe 73 years old. Okay, 73-year-old woman working the only register out of the five that are open Mm-hmm. I don't believe in that by the way what that if you're that old you shouldn't be working in customer service and this is exactly why Your belief is exactly right. Yeah, I walk up. There's no one in this pet smart I walk up holding a dog in a handfully. Okay. I set it on the conveyor belt the conveyor belt automated That starts moving right towards her She lit her. I'm not exaggerating. She's like this She's watch out loud watching a real on her phone Out loud and she literally goes just give me one second one second No, hey, that's not how it works. She and you're bet you're better than me You would have been like oh no shot man, and I literally just went all right Yeah, I was going I'll give you a second. She completes the video. She's watching a video. It completes. She goes right up Okay, put the phone down I cannot trust you how incredible this moment was she then takes her hand out of a bag of chips and Like any normal human maybe ruffles them off. Maybe little napkin this old lady. No literally Sucks all five fingers on her right hand, and she doesn't suck the fingertip. She is going to digits deep each finger she goes Right there one second. Sorry about that. Oh Deep it's one all five fingers. Oh, I literally went And then she goes she goes How are you doing today? And I was like I'm gone. I'm weird now, but I'm good Yeah, great day outside, huh? And I was like yeah, she looks at Ruby mind you my dog has a pink color on yeah a pink color with the bow and her name is Ruby She goes oh look at that little guy She goes look at that little guy and I immediately I've now I've now had enough and I go oh, yeah, she's she's tired She's really you know she had a long appointment. She's gonna be all right though. She's gonna be all right She goes how it's a cute little boy and she she does not but like a one are you alive? She literally goes. Oh, he's so cute and then she's scanning all this stuff She goes you got a phone number and I go yes, ma'am. She goes what is it? So it's in my wife's number. So I just start with the Oklahoma city. I go 405. She goes. Oh Oklahoma, and I went yeah, like thinking she's gonna say something she goes Oklahoma. What's the rest of the number and that it just weird so she puts the number in and then she finally that the name pops up She goes Ruby. Oh Ruby. I've been calling you a boy. That must be you must be a little girl. Right. Don't look too much like a girl But you must be a girl. No, that's great dog and then the cherry on top. I swear to God right into the Bible She goes what was she in here for I go she was real sick. She was real sick. She goes. Oh, it's okay - She's gonna be all right. - Oh, she'd go home and take a nap 'cause you both look tired. - She said that. - She said that to me. - You do look tired. - I am tired, but I'm like, who is this woman? This woman is unbelievable. - That's true. - Okay, dude, I'm so bad, she's old lady. I mean, she's a psychopath. - No, no, no, no, she's crazy. She's absolutely crazy to be a customer service. - No, whoever hired, I think that's a hiring problem. - Yeah, HR needs to fire the hiring manager there and then fire her. - That's what I was saying. I don't think old people should be in customer service. They're a liability, they are. - They are, and there's a lot of underlying racism. - Oh, yeah. - There just is. - Oh, yeah. - You can't get around it, you can't deny it. When you are 70 plus, now there's obviously some good apples. There's good apples, there's the beautiful granny smiths, pun intended, granny smith. Perfect apples, they're so nice that, they make you a pot roast, right? - Right, right. - Make you a pot roast. - It's rare though. - Very rare. 'Cause I was looking at Jory, right, for Sarah, and I was going around, there was an older pot lady there and you could tell, and I was in there not looking like I could afford Jory. You know what I'm saying? Look at me now. Like, you know what I mean? - She goes, "You know this isn't shoe locker, right?" (laughing) She goes, "It's a shoe locker." (laughing) - No, wait, this ain't the place where you buy the Michael Jordan. You're just like. It definitely was like the same level of like underlying racism. She was like, "Oh." 'Cause you know when you're looking at Jory or looking at something expensive, I asked for the price on it and she told me, and normally they just tell you the price and be like, "But if there's alternatives, if that's too much, "if you want to go more, they give you both sides." She was like, "Yeah, it's this much, "but don't worry, we do lay away." (laughing) I said, I said, having never done that, but I appreciate it. She goes, "I'm just letting you know "there's payment plan options." You got credit karma, what's that thing called? - Clarina? - Clarina? - Clarina? - You got Clarina? And I said, "I was slapped, I was spinning your face right now." I was, "Don't assume that." She goes, "We got some of the less expensive in this over there." - Clarina for a diamond is, that should be legal in itself. That is wild. - No, I would definitely do that. - Oh, it's great, but I'm saying the fact, no, I'm saying her, like, saying that up front should be illegal. She goes, "Oh, don't worry, we have payment plans." She goes, "I can trust me. "I can tell you're gonna want to put, "Suzi's our financing officer in the back." She'll get you a good, she's like, "What's credit score?" About seven? You go, seven, no, seven. Seven, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. (laughing) Oh my God, okay, last thing on old people. I cannot make this, I have physical evidence for this one. We're at a water burger. It's me, Lolly, and my wife, and my son. We're eating, we're, it's his first water burger trip. He's eating a little grilled cheese, everything's great. I look up at the soda machine. There's a granny with toilet paper hanging out of, okay? Excuse me? Yes, sir. You're looked up at, looked up at the soda machine, just my eyes are gazing at the restaurant like so, make sure no one's gonna try to come in and do some funny business, just as a man should, and I stare at the diet coke, and I see a elder lady with enough toilet paper to clean something up, hanging from her. See, that's all I feel so bad, bro. I feel so bad for old people. I felt bad too, and this is how bad I felt. I go, "Oh my God." And you know me, comedic, a little humor-bound, right? I go, "Oh my God, she's got toilet paper hanging." 'Cause I don't know if she's one of the elder ladies that can't hear a f***ing thing, or if she's got supersonic eagle hearing. So I'm very quiet. I'm like, "This grandma has toilet paper hanging from her butt." And the whole family turns and looks, and I'm like, "Oh my God." Lives mom goes, "We need to tell her. We need to go and help her." And I was like, "Okay, I'll do it. I gotta fill my drink anyway." So first off, CJ, you can put this on the screen. No, I can't. There's no face in it, there's no face in it. That's how much she had hanging, right? No, that's a tail. That is a heck. No, she's a, that's not toilet paper. She's a f***ing furry. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was so much. In the way it was, we thought it was a part of her garment. I was like, that might be like a lace tail. No, that looks like a tail. She's a freaky grandma. Give her my number. Right? Oh, a furry granny? Oh, man, talk about it, turn my wheels. Oh, man. Oh, take your dinners out and put on your paws. Come on now. You make me howl at the moon. Oh, man, dude. I'm always been into a little weird, you know what I mean? Ooh, put a collar on you. Mm-hmm. Well, let me take my pet for a walk. Mm, you're the fox. All right, and I'm the buddy. Oh, my God. Come catch this hair. Ooh, I want you to huff and puff and blow me down. She goes, all right. [Growling] She got a huff and puff doing-- [Growling] Oh, man, dude. Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Roast, son, man. Oh, my God. That on the edge of the scene now, so I try to like him. She goes, oh, God, that was good. Who are you? [Growling] No, that's too far. [Growling] No, no, we have to say this. Oh, no. I haven't been touched like that since the '80s. She finally opens her eyes, you know? Oh, God. You know-- How'd you get it here? Nope, nope. It's a comedy podcast. It is a comedy podcast. If you can't take a joke, this is a show for you. But I haven't-- I didn't even say the right thing with the granny. There's more of there. I said, I approached her. Yeah. Oh, you talked to her. You went to-- [Growling] You said, take your dentures out and put a claw on me, or a collar, whatever you said. Yeah, my bad. So I go to fill my drink, and I'm going to be this old grandma's night and shining armor. I go-- Excuse me, ma'am. Immediate jump. Yeah. Yeah. And I went, oh, sorry. Didn't mean to start. I leaned in, because it's sensitive information. So sweet of you. So sweet of you. What'd you say? It's true. They just can't help. Like, whatever comes their mind, they're going to say it. I literally lean in and I go, ma'am, I just wanted to let you know I think there's some toilet paper on your back in from the restroom. She goes, oh, you're breath. [Growling] She literally said that. Because I was just smashing a double cheeseburger with onions on it. I swear on everything. She goes, oh, wow, you're breath. And I go, my breath, you toilet paper-- I go, you got a toilet paper tail. She wasn't going down. She wasn't-- She was, if you're making fun of me, I'm making fun of you. She went, oh, you're breath. Lily, just like that. So soft, still grandma voice. And I went, oh, well, I was like, you got a toilet paper. Is there a toilet paper on your-- And then she went, oh, no. Grabs it, looks at you. No, don't do that. And then goes, oh, thank you, dear. If I was in a way, walks out. She had-- she just had to insult my breath. I was like, they can't, they can't, they can't, they can't like fight those issues about. You lose that, you lose that sense of that brain membrane wall, the final conduit's gone. I'm actually loose. I'm worried about you when you get that edge. You're already bad. You might have to just keep me inside. You might have to lock me in that-- You'd be like, I wonder what that perl is. [Growling] I'll go, go. [Growling] Yeah, I have to strangle you to cut. Oh, that's a strange bill on my closet. I go, hell, I bet she jumped about 7, 12 back in the old 10,000s. [Growling] What's all that? [Growling] Oh, dude, I want to go back-- People love old people, though. I want to go back to relationships. They asked this question on the Joe Budden podcast, and I want to ask it to you. Oh, God. Would you spend 30 days in the worst prison on the planet Earth to prevent your wife from doing one year in that same prison? Off-rip? I have to. Yes. No, you're tripping. No, I'm the provider. I'm the tear taker. I'm the caretaker. No, I'm the front line defense from my beautiful wife. See, my first question. What the fuck do? [Growling] Oh, just the hype of that. Yeah, but if you're in prison, you did something to get there. And so I'm taking this 30 days for you. Right here, backwards. She's in the back room. No, 30 days in the worst prison on Earth. On Earth. You have-- 30 days. Man, you have to-- Have you seen my-- It's nice. I need a top commodity. They'd be-- oh, my God. Sorry to get you. Oh, honey, I got all the honey buns you want. Boy, come here. Yeah, do it. No, no. Oh, God. Because, okay. But you got to say, your wife did something to get that one year. You're just taking the 30 days to prevent her from doing that year. Now, that change is the question. Okay. Now, if she is-- if she's convicted-- Yeah. Right, and she's through the due process. You got to sit down. Yeah, shit. I mean, the Justice Department. If they said you earned a year in prison, now I don't know. I might just cough up a lot for a good lawyer. Yeah. Might try to get you down to six months. But if it's just a would you rather, your wife's got to do a year, you got to do 30, give me 30. I don't care what it is. I don't want to go to jail. Like, you got to put it in that position. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Why? If it's like a random hitman stuff, like Squid Game, it just pop up. And they go, we're taking you or your wife right now to the worst prison in the world. Yes. If you go, it's 30 days. If she goes into year. You coming? First of all. You're both innocent. You're walking downtown. You just left the dinner. I'd look at her and be like, remember that one time you wouldn't run my back. Like, I got you. I'll be like, I'll even dirt you, see you back in a year. Like, I'm not doing it. And that doesn't make me selfish. That doesn't make me selfish. How? Okay, okay. Let me have very important question. Yeah. Are you married? I think if you're married, you are obligated. I could be married. By the divine word. The divine word said nothing. That shall go to prison for y'all. You can't say this as we are now one. And if you want to be, take care of yourself. But not the other person you are conjoined with, that's self. If we're one, you're going to jail with me. I'm not we're one. You're going to jail with me. I'm not we're one. Yeah, no, I'm not doing it I'm not doing it. I have to bro you're that's that's not a good that's not being a good man It's not macho man. I'm sorry. I love you. Let me call you out though. Okay. What what points do I gain when I come out? I want you to I'm not getting a parade. I'm not Probably want to give me a balloon. It's a mod. It's a mod It's one mod Kim you if your wife does a year She's out of it. No, no, I believe in her. I don't Serenadesh. She's gone like a horse. You gotta do let me bump. Let me set for you in the jail yard. They go shut up And now she's gonna be no, she's the good people person. She's a good server. She could play piano. She can sing She's funny. Where's she? Traveling circus. This is part of the worst prison in the world You just said she can play piano and sing like she's a cover band on the carnival crew That could get you somewhere in the worst prison ever. They need to entertain me. Oh, that singer. Yeah, you my And now she's in a different cell well at least other people her life for a year Well, at least other people get to experience the greatness that I have dog You won't even go through a season change one month. She's gonna see a She's gonna see Christmas spring break Fourth of July and everything in between no one asked you to get locked up and I'm not taking the 30 days for you That is why I'm sorry, and that doesn't make me a bad person that makes me I think it does now You hear me out boyfriend and girlfriend. There's no strings attached. I could be 60 years into a marriage with eight kids I'm not going. Oh, you're terrible man. No, sir. I'm taking care of the kids If no, I'm taking you okay, even from logistics if you say that you are now taking care of the kids doing everything for a whole year Yes, if you're going my booty and my booty and tag Give me my booty My booty and tag Cuz Kim if we're being honest, I'm going to jail. I'm giving myself before they ask. I'd be like I know what you want You know what you look like you'll do it nice You go you look like you treat me good. Come here. I'm yours. I got hell you got 28 days. Thank God. It's February here we go You cannot just subdue yourself like her to that rather. Yeah, it's one month. I don't care It's everything you just said think of the opposite if she goes you got to hold the four down at home regular life for a month I got it. No for a year. I got it. If you go she doesn't do low for a month, hmm You're gonna subject sweet Sarah. Yes, to wait. I think we are we are Lively overestimating the worst prison in the world. I will drive her there. It is good I will drive her there and be like oh babe. What's your favorite song now? You want some Taylor? So it's on the way there. You go love you baby. It'll be $20 on the books tomorrow. Go have it Get in there. You go do good. Do good. Prattie you oh Dude I'm not doing it. You're tripping. I'm not doing it. Maybe I'm not in love. Maybe that's what we're figuring out I think that I think you're not in a you're not in a deep enough love or maybe I just think that people it could be I would board it on this might this might be a little this might be a little fugase I would borderline say if it was reversed I go for a year. She goes for a month. I'd still go. You're down bad I think that's what we're trying to make it to warden. I got on every one her seat in this place, sir I walk and I go what's up, fellas Slept I wake up. I'm sore bleeding. Oh, I just wanted to they said that on the Joe button podcast And it's such a good question. I went to your marriage. I wanted to know so I have to as a married man I think from a Perspective you are allowed and warranted to say no and not have the world come you can't I could be married I think you have to you could be the wedding day. I'm not going you go. Oh, no hell no take this You go. I'll be go. I'll see you in here. Yeah, see you here. I'm not gonna do nothing. I'm not gonna cheat or nothing But I'll be I'll be here. I have a spicy question. I like that. I have a spicy question for you. Talk to me daddy Now I'm currently watching the show called Homeland right C I A show it's on Netflix. It's about a agent stuff like that Asians no homeland. It's a not agents agents agents like the night agent Peter whatever's name is whatever the hell that guy Pure scully. Yeah, whatever so good show. There's a there's a a US Marine that goes missing for eight years He's presumed dead. Mm-hmm his wife Remaries no, no doesn't remarry. Sorry has a fling with his best friend. Oh, these days They are they are they are They're playing turtles tigers and everything in between oh my god for years The military goes in does a rescue mission that guy's alive. They bring him back. He finds out. Oh, no welcome to the question Oh my god, you get whatever say it's what doesn't have to be for the military say we get a podcasting deal for whatever reason Yeah, we have to go to Taiwan for two years. Yeah, and no one's allowed to come with us It's you and me. It's a two-man operation. Awesome. Whatever God, it sounds great Well, we can't no one can come okay, and you come back and Sarah is happily deeply invested into a different relationship How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel so that everybody is presumed that I'm deceased There's not a there's not an announcement that oh Payton's alive. No, it was it was it was Payton and Cam went missing and I'm still missing Actually back. Yes, no she chose I'm terrorizing. No, no my whole life mission. I'm dead I'm never gonna go to a grocery store a bank Nothing I am a ghost in your life now that is going to terrorize you every day flicking lights pissing on your toilet seat So you're mad that she so there's been it. There's been a statement saying that you are put we are presumably dead Yes, because you gave up so they gave up hope. Yeah, you if you gave up hope on me that's so disrespectful So what's that what's the tenure of you see the body? You got to see the body for you move on see the body You got a you got a look at me over the cast Yeah, you got to lay me down before you move on, but that's the thing. It's missing. It's not we were killed right here It's with they're gone. We don't know find it 100% because I just watched the documentary about this girl and then she got taken by the guy and went to the Woods is this little girl, but she got taken the family never gave up. I hope the whole town did the family didn't guess what they found her I was that little girl. I could have been your little girl. I'm a little girl. Yeah, that's I see I actually no matter what this says about me and me being a man I'm not that man. No, I know cuz you want to watch them Stop I go down. I'm a hell. I said not that dude looks decent. Yeah, you're like oh now I didn't think about hitting it from there I go the I never got that I was always No, it's the best I would be It would hurt my soul. Yeah, so the two years is up three years have a long and then we get on the plane black Get on a black plane. We're gonna have a plane back And then we walk up to our houses and some incognito mode and we see that my initial heart Shattered destroyed. I am I am I'm broken, but then I quickly realized she thought I was dead Now if I find out it was two months after and you're hooking up on on hinge Yeah, we got a problem. I if you held on to hope for at least a calendar year one revolution I genuinely believe this if I go miss a blood. I genuinely believe this if I go missing from my partner I would think the only appropriate thing to do is move on when you see my body You never give up hope especially if we're married tell death do us part and you don't know I'm dead I just miss it. That's all missing posters go up So death you gotta see the death you gotta see me die Read you to move on it goes to death do a part not till missing does our part. Yeah, okay now the the Spice is part. Yeah reverse the rolls. See you Oh my god I'm not who am I crazy for a kilometer? I'm not going searching. What are you talking about? Even on the magnifying glass. You think I'm an investigator. You should have tried on Oh my god, I love it. Oh, at least I'm honest. See a lot of people lie about theirs. I'm honest Now here's the question. How long you holding on to hope oh three weeks? Isn't the first 48 before kids get salt. I gave you an extra 100 hours Nor started. I don't know. I can't tell you how to get out but find it. I don't know At least I'm honest, right? Okay, now final question she comes back. She sees you with the new woman. She gets angry She tries to take it out on you. What's your response? What you want me to do You didn't call The funny thing is Sarah's gonna get so many DMs being like I think you should really watch today's episode I think you should run for the hills sweetie. You seem too sweet. He's terrible hell He said he'd leave you. Oh man. That's so funny. That was funny Now it's time for people's Favourite segment. You know what that is pop culture pay day camp Pop culture pay day camp It's been a while since a little poppy coach. It's been a little bit a little minute man. It's the pop culture reunion Pop culture special edition black history we want cuz it's pop culture kitchen and it's pop culture chicken and it's whoa No, that's crazy now see there gets a point. You're getting some point. Sorry. No, come on It's the pop culture kitchen we're serving pop culture chicken. Why can't we do something else? Why can't we serve something else like no one No one pops you. Yeah, no one likes cast rolls and tuna salad. That's why fry charolikes incredible. Sarah likes Sarah likes Flavor there. She like started. She goes. Let's take this seaweed and wrap it up and rise and then Oh, no, I didn't know it sounds crazy. - This is her favorite today. - Thank you. - Thank you, my god. - I'm not saying that. - What else? - Actually, once she eats every day, if it fits, it fits. - She also eats sardines every day, but she knows not to eat them if I'm in the house. - Yeah, that is. I mean, that's the (beep) you feed to a dog. You feed sardines of (beep) bastard house. - I'm like a (beep) - Right before a little fuzzing hunting. - You open that can of sardines, you go, come here, Bruce. - What are you throwing to an otter's mouth? - Otters are adorable. - Did you know otters? - Otters don't adopt an otter's mouth. - Dude, my thing on otters, the beautiful, they're so cute. - No, I got ruined for me. Otters got ruined for me. - Why? - I didn't know they weren't just like fuck rubber. They have fur. - They have fur, yeah. - I didn't know that. - Yeah. - That's gross. - No, it's not as cute. - No, it's so weird. - It stays laid down, but you go up the top of their back and it turns into a little scale. - No, 'cause I was scale. - You see that little tail on 'em too? Oh my god, otters, they're so cute. - No, but listen to me, like. - The whole cuteness of otters is gone for me. - Why? - I always start otters with this blubbery bang where you can seal. - That's a seal. - There's difference. - Yes. Seals are side that couch. A seal can go pound for pound with you and then it's an inch wrench. Now, that's an impressive seal. (laughing) 'Cause I know what I got. I know that seal gets a lot of well. I know the good Lord bless me, but I don't know if beside him. (laughing) Wait, what's the difference between seals and otters? - Seals are big as shit and made of tires. But an otter is like a cute, imagine like, imagine Ruby if she got a drop fade in her ears were gone and then she was in the water. - No, but you're trying to explain it scientifically. What's the difference between a seal and an otter? That's like, what's the difference between a draft and a rhino? Like, there's so many, it's okay. - They look the exact same. Seals and otters? Or am I thinking of seal lions? - Seal lions is what you're thinking of. - What's so, seal, an otter's about yay big. - Blubber gut, but they got nice brown furts. - What the fuck, got shot? - No, that's the-- - What's the season's utopia? - No, what's the big thing that you throw to its mouth? - That's a seal. - Those things have fur. - Those have blubber, seal lions. - Have fur. - Or is it seals? - Seals have fur. - It's, yeah, seals, not otters, otters always had fur. - What's the difference between a seal and a seal lion? - It's a seal and a seal lion, and I'm not 100% sure. - So it depends on where you put the otter. - Yeah, if there's an otter, not a no. A seal, not to be confused with the singer, but a seal is a big, blubbery beast. - And the seal lion has fur. - And the seal lion has that incognito fur. - So are seal lions predatory and seals are adventory? Victim Tory? (laughing) Victim, no, seals will fuck you. Seals will absolutely eat you. - So seals will attack, I believe so. - But I thought seal lions attack because they're, they're named after the predatory creature on the planet. - Yeah, but seal lions are sellouts. You give them enough food, they'll go to your f*ckers. They'll just live there. They don't even want to be out in the wild. So seals, you can make tricks out of. Seals, they go, oh, oh, oh. - And seal lions go, I think the seal lions don't want to go. So which one do you want to have as a pet? I think a seal lion. So, but seals are more attacking even though they have a less vicious name. Are seals and seal lions the same thing? And we're going down a rabbit hole. - So are seals and seal lions, and couldn't they f*ckin' they not? Are they family or not? I think if they f*ckin' make a seal lion, or are they making an otter? (laughing) They're making an otter. - Fuck, culture. - I've been watching this show. - Oh god, oh please say it. - It's a very popular show. - Oh, I know, it's gotta be like one of three. And I'm either currently watching it or I've completed it. - I've completed this show. It's called His and Her. - Yes sir. - If you see it. - Yes sir. - Okay, this is like the number one show on Netflix. Or like number three, I don't know what it is. It's around top five. - Fire. - Right, one of my favorite actors in it. Who's the John Burnt thought? - John Burnt thought. - John Burnt thought it doesn't take a f*ck back. - Oh, he go. - I don't f*ck it. - In theory, what's his name? - Yeah, I don't know. - This show. (clapping) - Oh, there are lurch. - Spoiler alert. - Spoiler alert. - There's a lot of lurch. - Spoiler alert. - Spoiler alert. - Spoiler alert. - You can take a walk out. You can take a walk out. - So basically the show is about this. - No, Robbie, you gotta leave, you can't do that. - So look, this show is about this cop in like the f*ck. The neck of the woods in Georgia. - Yeah, the boonies. - Right, it's a small town in Georgia, right? Everybody knows everybody. - The wildga. - Right? His wife, DeLonica. - No, no, DeLonica's the city. - It's no good. - I know the town's called DeLonica. And now the wife is his very popular news anchor. - Yeah, pretty. - Right, they separated, they lost a child. And basically there's a dead body in this city. - In DeLonica. - And the dead body, we all know her. - Yes. - But we all know her for different reasons. - Yes, sir. - Now the whole show is finding out who did this in this small town of DeLonica, right? Now can I rate this show one through 10? I'm going 8.5 on a good day. You catch me right after some animal crackers and some chocolate and give it a nine. Okay, this is my thing. The whole season up to the last episode, 8.2. Last episode, 2 out of 10. - And this is where the spoilers come along, right? - You are out of your **** marvelous. - That know that they ruined that show. - That'd be it, no sir. - They tried to do too much hanky-panky with that show. - They didn't do a lot of hanky-panky, but they did not ruin it and there's nowhere. There's not a critic on the **** world that is giving that a 2 out of 10 last episode. - Right here, my review 100. You know, Peyton Hardens, move watching. - So look, if you don't know, spoiler alert, the cop and the news anchor wife, they divorced because they lost a child, a lot of things. You know, they had to separate, I mean, they lost the child and the wife just dipped. - She didn't tell anyone she dipped to actual Atlanta and was there for a year, she didn't tell anyone she just left. - And now, home boy, the cop started in the dead girl. - Yeah, not what she was dead. - Now what she was dead, that's a different crime. She, they were **** fully alive. They were **** fully alive and it happened to be **** the day that she died. - About 15 minutes before. - Right back. - So he, he done, he didn't put his, he put his juices on her. - Yeah. - He dipped, she got stabbed. - Yeah. - Right, murked. So we're all thinking that he did it the whole time. Did he do it or did the news anchor wife do it because we find out that she was watching it happen. She came back to Delandica and just so happened to pull up and was watching his or didn't wait. Watching her husband go into Pound Town in the back of F-2-5 in the woods, right? - Oh my God. - So this whole time we're thinking, was it the, was it the news anchor, was it the cop? - It's gotta be one of them. - In the last episode, we come to find out that the wife and the dead girl and the cop sister and then some other **** they went to school with were all childhood friends. - Yes sir. - They oughta big falling out because there was, I mean, I mean, this is in the joke. Some really nasty stuff happened in the woods one time. I don't even want to say it. I can't watch that kind of **** is really hard. I hate that **** but so that happened, right? And we're, we find out that the bigger girl, the bigger girl that got picked on by the friend group the whole time, drinking P, picked on. We find out that she lost a bunch of weight and it's now the news anchor. It's a blend and Atlanta that the wife was having beef with. But we didn't know what's her cause she changed her name and took olympics. Like a lot happened, right? She got on Majorno, changed the name, got a nice scrapping husband and she said, "Hey, I'm watching it." And then we come to find out, oh my God, she's the one that killed this lady in the woods. - And the other two friends throughout the show. - Everybody's friends got marked as well. - Everybody in the friend group is getting marked. - Everybody's getting **** dropped off at old death Hades Lane. - Right. So do we have this whole big climax at the last episode? - Yes, sir. - She gets suckered in to going into the. - The cabin in the woods. - The cabin in the woods of the ex-big girl, news anchor girl. - Yeah, ex-big girl, current small girl that we think is the killer, right? They're having this whole punch-out scene, fighting scene, fighting scene and this is, I was like, okay, this is a good ending. We find out this bullied girl is the killer. Now we're having this big fight scene. - Right. - This is where the show lost me. Detective pulls up through the outside the glass, perfect timing, and just caps ex-big girl. - Yes, sir. - Through the glass. - Yes, sir. - What bullet was that? Where the whole glass doesn't shatter. How do you shoot a glass? And there's only a bullet hole this big. Is she a sniper? - I think that's realistic. - What a hit, good. - I think that's happened before. - Where? - All right. - If the glass is maybe thick enough, you got to think that bullet's going quick as a son of a ****. She's from here to this camera. - That's truth. - And that whole glass in the shadows is a perfect bullet hole right through the thimpy. - Might be some thick to glass on that cabin woods. - Yeah, I bet so. - When I cabin wood cabin. - I bet so. - But that's not even the part that pissed me off the most about that part. - What happened? - He got there so quick. - No, he didn't think about it. They were fighting when he got in the truck to go there. He was there two minutes later. - Dude. - It was easily a 14 mile drive. - It was so bad. - It's like, did you drive a **** rocket ship? - And your sister. - Your sister. You just picked up your sister on the bathtub. They just got merged. - Oh my god, yeah. - More. - Yeah, cry of it. - But no, no. - And where's the little girl? Where was she at? - Yeah, a great point. Where did she stay at school for 48 hours? Where the hell is she? How has no one got a phone call about the little girl? Now, what do you think about the actual ending? - So then there was a double twist. - A double twist. - A double plot and a lot of the guns. - We find out. It wasn't X big girl. That's X big girl current small girl. - It was news anchor's mommy because they were going through tapes. - She was going through tapes because whenever, whenever news anchor girl left, whenever the wife left after the baby died. All she did was, We had to remember her daughter was these VHS tapes from high school and then we find out what actually happened in the woods to that friend group. It actually happened to her daughter. She went on this psychotic rampage and she was like, "Okay, I'm gonna murk every single person in this friend group." This sick and she was faking having the mist of the whole time and she was walking down the street but it's naked in her night gown and stuff like that and cops were like, "Oh, miss whatever here. Let me take you back home again." So it was a perfect cover up and okay and this is so the show already lost me with the bullet hole. And then when they showed the killing scene from the woods, the initial killing, she turned into venom. Oh my gosh, she was huge. You see how quick she climbed up and I was like, "No, I was like, no f***ing way. I was like, "30 million dollar show." And that's what we get. That's what we get. Now that part is funny but if you're really paying attention and you peeped, you should have known it's not news anchor girl the whole time. You never should have went down that path. They played it up to you. No, yeah, obviously I knew there was going to be a twist. She was still in Atlanta when the friends were getting killed so it can't be her. No, I'm fine. I want you to think that. I'm fine with that. I care about it. That's why I give more respect. No, no. I knew there was going to be twist. I knew it was probably going to be the big girl, right? But it wasn't the big girl. But the initial twist was the big girl. And I would have been fine with that being the big girl. Yes. And 80 year old woman is not climbing up the hood of that car like that. And where is she just chilling in the woods like that? Yeah. We should barefoot. There's thorns and pouring rain and then she becomes into dead body and she's just like a master manipulator murderer who he like you can just there's no fingerprints. There's no nothing like there's no she just get away with everything her foot. I mean, I mean the dumbest thing out here is barefoot. She's barefoot on a dirt road in the water give her some credit man. I don't know. No, no, no, no. That's fine. She can't. She's not that athletic. She's definitely not. She's getting up the stairs with ease and just like stronger than everybody. Yeah. Like it doesn't make sense that and they tried to play it off as like there's no there was no so of a recurring theme was there was no struggle in any of these deaths. So it's like it's someone that they know. That's why they keep painting it up to be easy either John birth or it was the wife. You know, someone they knew. But really is a old lady. So you probably your garden's gonna be down when your friends your high school friend mom pulls up. But yes, she was turning into like some brawn James your 23 athletic yeah, she's like chased out an evil dollar blocking like you know and it's like James and the thing is. It's like I feel like the show tried too hard to make people go oh wow, like that initial twist of it being the big girl that's fine, but we just work it up bigger and then you just I think that's just the the way out to make this like oh wow, like make everybody talk about it. She worked, but it's like that's too much. Would you have liked it better alternate ending idea for you? Would you have liked it better if the big girl now turned small girl is actually the killer. Yes. But then in that final scene in the cabin, she's about to kill her daughter and the mom came and saved instead of the cop because the let's say the mom knew the whole time, but she was just staying in her place or maybe she found out at the very end. She finally saw that tape. I don't know. I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought. I wasn't mad with it. I do agree on some of your grievances, but I liked it, but I am, I am a fan of a double plot twist. I've learned that through my years of watching shows or movies. One plot twist is great, but as you said to get you talking about it, but two, two is good if it works. I don't like a force to I feel like this is a force to her and and you know what I really don't like the end it off. That cop's going to jail. The fact that he had no repercussions at the end of that show, he just sitting down talking. You're going to jail. You tampered with evidence. Yeah, you don't even have phone multiple times. Yeah. And we're testing you now. Yeah, 100%. Why was your son? Your son is in her. You have destroyed the phone. You rescinded the DNA results. You have swapped the little girl's mouth. You killed the guy. Yeah. The husband of the small girl or the girl. I forgot which one was. The husband. That was holding the end. Her boyfriend or something. Yeah. You killed. You murdered someone. Did he murder? In the cabin. When he shot. Oh, yeah. Or no, that was that was the other girl. No, no, no, no. He. No, didn't he murder the. Uh, I don't think so. What happened to the girl? What girl? The big girl turned small. She got shot by the detective outside to the window glass. So what happened to the boyfriend? I think he just got locked up. You got locked up in that cage. Yeah. Okay. Never mind. Yeah. No, he's definitely going to jail. No, he's going to jail. How the hell are he? He just like you get detained at least. Like there's a dead woman in your house. And you have her blood all over you. You've been sneaky this whole time. Yeah, you're getting questioned. Like a fair minimum. You're going to the station. A recording camera is getting clicked. And a year being questioned. Yeah, I just I just didn't like the ending of that show. I'm like entertaining show. 8 out of 10. 8 out of 10 for me. Overall. Great watch. You should watch it. Intertaining show. But we'll uh, we'll uh, we'll end it there. Beautiful. And for the first time in a while. And we brought it back in black history month. That was pop coach. Hey, Nick. Pop coach. We're paying. Nick. Get us out of here. Come on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you should know fan. Appreciate you. And love each and every single one of you coming back to episode two. Oh, three. You see that subscriber count. You see that we have hit the seven digit milestone. But we have no intentions of stopping there. Keep subbing. Keep sending this to your enemies. Your friends. You're at your mom, your dad, your granny, your auntie. Send it to everybody. 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