How Ken Flirts, The Making of Quad, & Moving Back In With Our Parents

Dude, we just found out Ryan was like an insane hit with 15 year old girls. Ken, I heard you kicked a TV the other day. That was open that wasn't gonna come out. You could clog your toilet and then do it plumbin' for it. This is how Ken flearts. My hot take is there's too many handshake options for guys. Just eat the minnow. No, I'm not just eating a minnow, that is disgusting. I'm gonna need to disrobe. Hey, yo, we just got started. Hey, we literally got started. I was expecting something a lot more special than a regular sweatshirt when you said that. Yeah, the one. All right, well while Ryan disrobed, I'm gonna bring us in. Welcome back to the Lifetime Open podcast, On Thin Ice. Hi. And I'm gonna raise my back. This is a second annual fishing podcast. And I believe last year when we did this, this ice house is not like a permanent. It doesn't have hard walls and it was freezing and it's feeling much better here today. It was 20 below last year, but it is a legitimate snow storm this year. We've gotten probably six inches, six inches of snow and six inches is way too much. That's a lot. That's way too much than anybody would ever need. Six inches is more than we had all last year. I think it's looking promising for being a snowy winter boys. It is looking pretty good. So good. We're just, we're supposed to get a foot tomorrow. No, that was a blatant lie. Yeah, I was trying to find where you have a reaction. You're trying to find where you saw a foot. I went through a couple different apps and was like, there is nowhere saying a foot. I know this is gonna be kind of hard, but I feel like when you're in the ice house, the most crazy conversation's happened because with the exception of the whole podcast thing, you think no one is listening. Yeah, I think we've already proven that. I'm pretty sure the first five minutes of us, the two teams are what makes it good. That's what I was trying to prevent. Yeah, that's the key is you just need to get. You got a much carbon dioxide in the air. You're trying to like, is fixate yourself. Yeah. I think the conversations we had before the cameras turned on proved that point. Straight to jail. At least, hopefully, before the camera is real, but I just can't say it to the Dalton about. That's not a direct one. I heard that. I think about that. We have like, there are certain instances when the conversations just get really aggressive. One would be when we're like, all collectively signing stuff, like when we're signing the skateboards, we're all just sitting at a table together for a couple of hours. And the conversations gets pretty aggressive when we're changing wheels. Yeah. We really get into it. Yeah. Like, would you rather type stuff or like, what would you do if dude, I'll tell you an example of some aggressive conversations. And it was two days ago when me and CJ took my 83 year old grandpa on to a Vikings game and we brought with Dalton to film it. The shit he was saying. Which one, grandpa, or Dalton, I'm so confused. The shit Dalton or saying to my grandpa, like, jail time. What? Let me say it. Let me say it. It was like the most aggressive, like, you're gonna have to beef half of this shit, but like, I, can I pull her at the same time, like saying that shit to my grandpa and he was scaring. No. Grandpa Ron started it. He started it. He started it. And I was just telling my half of the story. He started this whole conversation. I mean, as an 83 year old unhinged man, it's hard to blame him for your actions. He started the conversation. It doesn't mean that you have to carry it on at an accelerated rate of the aggressiveness of what you were saying. It got to the point. It was so bad where it ended actually with even my grandpa going dead. Jesus. He sat back and was like, "Bence sent one snap of what you were saying." And I was like, "How did this conversation even start?" Oh, that was the whole road trip down there. The entire time at the Vikings game and then the entire road trip. Oh, this was for hours. Yes. The whole day. Now it's just one split second that I caught on camera. The dad lore is going to go crazy. The dad lore is going to go absolutely insane. Just like his does. That's how it got brought up. Justin is not making the most like sexual shots of all time to an 83 year old man. The dad lore, like the stuff that you've done before, you came to be a dad and then you tell your kids, "You ain't going to tell your kids that." You were talking or you have to come to be a dad? Technically, yeah. That is, yeah. The second you do have to come and then you can be a dad potentially. I knew it was going to happen. It's getting Western. See, yeah, it was some aggressive shit, but that was actually not the dumbest thing that happened at the Vikings game. Which was? Me and CJ bet $5,000 on the commanders. Too bad against the Vikings, bro. Let me explain how this goes. I'm happy for you. I'm on my way to the shop. It's like six in the morning. Me and CJ Dalton, they're about to go down to the Vikings game. Grandpa Ron's coming. We're fired up and I'm like, "Yo, CJ, I got this idea. Let's both put up $2,500 and put it on the Vikings. Have a little sweat and if we win, if the bet hits, we give Grandpa all the money." Wow. That's nice. And he just goes, "Brother, I am not betting on the Vikings." And I go, "What you doing, aren't they?" Yeah, yeah, it is. But I go, "Aren't they favored to win?" And he was like, "Doesn't matter. They'll disappoint you every time. I'm not betting on the bikes." I mean, he wasn't wrong. And so I go, "Do you think it's a lock on the commanders?" And he goes, "Ch." Yeah. I go, "All right, let's put the money on the commanders then." And then we look at each other and we're like, "Oh, this is pretty funny." It is. This is pretty funny. The game in value? Hi. Yeah, we're like, "All right, we bet on the commanders to win. If they do win, Grandpa's going to be bummed, but then we're going to be like, "Here's the money. If they lose, we'll just be stoked because the Vikings won. That was our mentality, right?" That kind of makes sense. The fact that if Grandpa was bummed out because the Vikings lost, you guys would at least give him the money. Yeah. And I was like, "Why would you bet against the home team?" Well, I just wonder. You're going to be bummed either way. Why so much? Yeah. Holy shit. It was just to feel something, right? It's $5,000 seems like a lot more of a rounded off number than like putting it out. $10,000 on the Vikings is a good, nice number. You remember? You remember? Yeah. It should have. Yeah. I was just fired up. I was just fired up. So was CJ. And yeah, we made a bad decision. We went to the Vikings game. I guess it started with us going to Grandpa Ron and we go, "Hey, Grandpa, we got five grand on the game." Oh, man, you guys didn't learn from the last time. Did you? Because last time we went to a Vikings game, we put five grand up and they didn't clear the spread. They pushed. They pushed. They pushed. They got insanely lucky. Yeah. And he goes, "Oh, you guys didn't learn from last time. Oh, well, this will be entertaining nonetheless." We didn't tell him that we bet on the commanders. So the whole game. Oh, no. So, yeah. So the whole game. Oh, my God. We get to the seats. He was just fired up from the get-go because the seats were awesome. We got a shout out Ken for booking those seats and we get there. The Vikings come out and look like a fucking super bowl team. They really did. They knew that CJ had money against them. I thought they were cursed. CJ's fucking cursed. That guy should not be allowed to score a scam. You know, I wish I would have paid attention and heard what your bet was ahead of time because I didn't pay any attention to that. We didn't tell anyone. Yeah. No, I wish you'd would have. So I could have bet the opposite of you. I could have profited him. Yeah, it would have been smart. So we get there. We're watching the first drive or like the first drive of the game. Vikings come down and score, right? And me and CJ look over at each other and we're like, what the hell was that? And like, I mean, we've said on the podcast or CJ has made it insanely clear that he thinks JJ McCarthy is the worst quarterback of all time, right? Yes. And so that's why he was like, I'm not putting money in JJ McCarthy's hands. And so he comes out and he looks like freaking Tom Brady. And I'm looking over at him. I'm like, what is this? And Grandpa Ron is fired up. Oh, no, because he thinks you guys are winning. He thinks we're winning. So Vikings proceed to beat them 31 to zero and you were cooked like half time, yeah, half time. And CJ and I are just like looking over at each other the whole time just like, dude, what are we doing? Grandpa is freaking out every time they would score a touchdown with cheers. And it was fun because like the bikes were firing, but I thought that it would be more like, well, the bikes either way, and I'll be happy or I make five grand and I'll be happy. It wasn't. Yeah, I was like way more fixated on like losing the money. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So like we went into it like this is a win-win situation. It wasn't. It was loosely not going to make that mistake again. And then yeah, it ended with Grandpa Ron just be like, this was the best day ever boys. The best game I've ever been to had so much fun and to make it even better, you guys won five grand and we go, we just look at him and just go, yeah, Grandpa, we got something to tell you. We lost five grand. We put it on the commanders and he literally looks at us and goes, you guys couldn't be more stupid. And it just goes silent. We're like, no, no, we couldn't. You're right grandpa. Okay, I respect the thought process because the Vikings have sucked the last like, I don't know how many weeks. But the commanders are also a trash team and even Google the Washington commanders. Their quarterback got hurt and their whole line was hurt literally the last game. That's what I said. Yeah. That's what I said. But one thing, but that another CJ said commanders is a lock than the Eagles were two I watched some news. Yes, I go. I literally was sitting on the couch and I watched the Eagles turn over the ball twice in one possession I went CJ is gonna hate that CJ put a bunch of money up on the Eagles game last night trying to win it back and then lost that so the kids actually So down pretty down. He didn't show up. He was like I can't show my face And then he just found out that his whole house is riddled with black mold Yeah, that's a huge. I got a phone call from CJ yesterday So they did some mold tests last week came back today and they were like Yeah, you guys should not be living in that house if I were you I would move out but Alex and I are moving out of the house What the fuck so before we get to you moving in with your parents lucky for you guys There's someone smart and I bet on the Vikings though did you yeah of course I not only bet on the Vikings I bet the under Oh, that's a good bet. What was the payout for that? I put $20 on the Vikings to win a $20 on the under So low as a payout. Oh, I think I made like 60 bucks back. So yeah, 40 bucks, you know what Ryan smart. Yeah smart Vampiron would be proud of you. Yeah, I should call him and tell him that he would I knew one of my grandsons was smart CJ is on a losing streak though because think when we are buddy got his big goose next stuck and then I was like well I'll grab my truck Yeah, and he's just like you're gonna pull it out with your truck and I'm like well we could use yours too He's like no, what I'm saying is no trucks gonna pull that out and we all look at him What should we do call a tow truck and he's like probably and then I'm like well, we got at least try and then he's like It's not gonna work and so Ben goes 100 bucks. I think it'll work And I go well, I'll put a hundred on it too It's my truck and it yanked out first try first try Needed that one might take you I was standing next to Bobby and when CJ saying that he's looking me is like, dude, we can pull it out And when he was saying that the kid actually has been making some bad decisions, look at Vegas this weekend I'm literally take away his wallet. Yeah, you gotta like protect CJ nervous. CJ said he's gonna bring I think five grand with Paper is fucking drywall dude His whole house is moldy the kid quite literally can't afford it after the week that we've had literally can't I think you're saying that before We made a couple bad decisions. He's gonna turn it all around in Vegas, but it all on red And he's gonna double it up and keep going Yes, so we're three out of six that are back. We got three cebo is living in their parents basement. Yeah, exactly Three seven you move back and with your parents. Yeah, I move back in with my parents. How is that going first off? I text my mom on my dad is like, hey CJ's house is full of mold, so I am going to move back into an hour before he moves back in no It's like this is in the morning tonight. I didn't show up to late late at night. So I was literally the day Showed up and they had turned your room into I walk in the door and they're fighting about Christmas ornaments I was like, oh my god Literally getting in a full bone like verbal altercation I was like, and I was like, maybe a good thing you move back in and I was like, you guys are fighting over Christmas ornaments This is so stupid. You didn't see what me and my friends fight about every day And then I Tried to be and then eventually I was just like, this is stupid. I just brought my stuff down to my room and shut the door Why don't you just help help him find like you never left, but No, it wasn't it wasn't an ornament issue. It was we have plenty of ornaments. No, I want new ones Was like no apparently my dad put some ornaments away last year out of order and they couldn't find them So it's like it's fine. It doesn't matter. Does your mom still have all the cocks in her kitchen? Oh, no she got rid of all the cocks. Yeah, I really have to be moved out Other than that though. I mean how many nights have you been there? I've been there one night. Oh, I'm considering finding other places to live Like where I heard there's a couple rental houses available Hopefully my contractor can get me in my house in Expedited fashion There's like no sheet rock in there and you're just like laying on the floor Helping them lay the floor in there. Can's literal words to me in my office Where as long as they put a toilet in I'll live there As long as there's a toilet I can shower at the shop or the gym. I've got a fridge in my my boat house So literally just a toilet and I'm good Imagine the echo in your house no drywall just pour someone splatter Yeah, you scared Evan with that one. We were just having a conversation We were talking and then I thought Ken went back into his office That's why I just stand there and staring at him because we just got done talking and then he's just rifling down the stairs Bro they hurting and fucking otter tailed count Don't you want to buy like It's bad Ken what happened I'd been gonna hold it in for a little bit. It's just like okay I walked by 20 minutes later still smell like just one of those toxic waste bins It's like leaking up into my office and I turned the air purifier on it did nothing for an hour So yeah to answer your question Ben to answer your question Ken cannot live in the boat house because there's no toilet You can run the bucket deal from the houseboat or just stay in the houseboat. There's either ones a decent There you go. I was like what's worse living with my parents or not being able to believe myself boat house is a solid option though. I've been telling you that Like first move into your boat house. There's a bar. There's a bar. You're good full. I don't know the boat house next to the merge barn You should just that too. That's how I was about you. If you ran a heater, you know 24/7 in there I think you could you did what the hell might get above freezing if you run a heater 24/7 Maybe there's a little bit of insulation in there. Yeah, there's a couple Tony's still no other what? Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to probably get that thing heated up before those things explode Well, Justin. We probably should talk about how we're in a fish house since Justin's been out here camping on this Holest since literally 10 a.m. And it's four or five five 17 How many fish have we caught here? Are we gonna catch a fish this podcast? I'm not gonna lie not feeling super confident. I don't like the sounds of that So the bite window definitely it was hot from like three to four I'll basically right up until before we showed up correct. Yeah So maybe there was a walleye that came through right before everybody got here. So maybe we'll see what happens but yeah How's dad life sick? Honestly being a dad is really fun fast. He's crazy like he'll be ten months soon Which is nuts? He's moving around all over the place, which is fun. Sometimes first word was duh Yeah, he says dad at a lot. It's amazing. Damn got him with the dad at first dude when when clearest is talking about like way back when clearest was saying that Like that's the best feeling in the world 100% I've been trying to teach Daisy to say dad Not working didn't get her to start pooping outside. So that's a that's a big win. That's a big win I can't yet haze to do that Mike a cold. But yeah, it's so much fun. He's like watch just how quickly they grow is wild I'm on nine months of like no sleep still, but it's just the time flies. They grow. They're happy It's really really fun. So yeah, brother amount of text we get at like literally 3 a.m Anytime of the night really. Yeah, cuz I mean the good thing is is he's consistent The bad thing is is that he's consistent sometime between one and three a.m. Every night really yeah I can literally in the last nine months. I have slept through the night Less than 10 times and that's no no exaggeration. That's I mean that's typical like first year of like parenthood But you kind of get used to it, but kind of not so I tried to I tried this last week just Staying up after you would wake up. So it didn't matter if it was 2 a.m. Or 3 a.m. Or whatnot I just stayed up what why cuz I don't try it out in our strength caffeine Yeah, I mean more hours to more protein more caffeine more shit done Yeah, I mean we're pretty good until when I was up from I think this last week Monday through Thursday I was up from like 3 until 10 p.m. Yeah the following day Well, yeah, 3 a.m. 2 10 p.m. It was like the wake hours. Yeah, and Honestly fine like you get a lot of shit done in the morning like it was an incredibly productive time Oh shit Yeah, everybody else is asleep you and you and Megan have a pretty good system like you just always take those night shifts Just nice of you, but also then she takes the evening shift This is a weird thing like when you get to this point in parenthood like it's almost like a negotiation of who wants to put them down at night Depending on what kind of mood he's in because if he's in a really good mood all day and he's tired and he's tuckered out and you get to put them down It's like the highlight of your day. So it's like like sometimes we have to go back and forth and like, how will you put him down last night? I want to put him down tonight. - Already, that's fine. - 'Cause it's really like, it is precious. - That's like real, that's precious. - Yeah. - So now the 3 a.m. time, that is, I don't know why, I just am wired for that, I guess. I just, I wake up really easily and like, I just get a bottle, put him back down. He's usually back down, bottle for him. (laughing) - Yeah, Megan could sleep through a fucking freight train going through the house, she does not wake up. - Mike's baby is gonna be crying for 12 hours on end before Mike's ears, here's the call. That's why so our system will be like, I'll just already, I'll be up. If he wakes up at one or two, I'll already be up. - Still awake. - So then hopefully I'll be like, I'll get him, I'll get her or him, I'll get him at that time. Now if it's like a 5 a.m. freight train could be running me all the way out, hopefully that baby's cool is sleeping until noon. - Yeah. - No, I don't do that anymore. - Dude, you really don't actually. - Yeah. - Credit, we're credit is doing so. - I still don't wake up. - You still live an hour away. - But I don't wake up at noon anymore. - No, a lot of times, I mean, you're ripping a monster at 5.30, which is a little crazy, but like the amount of times we get texts from you at like 7.30 a.m. - Pretty pre-9 o'clock, most a is honestly. - Today was earlier than usual, I got up at 7.45, which is not early. - You said that, you said that, I was like, oh yeah. - Five year ago, Mike, that would have been completely out of the picture. - You wouldn't have been like fully in REM sleep, yeah. - That would have been you just going to bed at that time. - Which that is what's funny, like if I go to bed at 3, I'm hitting REM sleep at like 7. So, try not to keep it that late. - I was in the warehouse the other day talking to our warehouse manager's name's Darius, he's a beast. - He's a beast. - Him and his brother, actually, they were both telling me they're sleep schedules. - Amazing. - 'Cause Darius's brother was like, yeah, just about to hit 70 hours, I was like, for the week. And he was like, yep, I was like, is it at Wednesday? (laughing) Or maybe it was Thursday, but it was crazy. And he was like, yeah, I've been getting here at like 3 a.m. And I was like, what time have you been leaving? And he was like, around 8. He was like, dude, you don't have to be doing that. I was like, no one expects that, like that is crazy behavior. And he was like, yeah, I could just got to get out. So the Merced team is working hard. - Oh yeah. - 'Cause you know that. - They have a rip. - They have a long, long, rip. - Rip from a Black Friday up until honestly, it's gonna be the day before Christmas. - I was like, and it's not slow down anytime soon. Shuttle to you guys. - Dude, that whole team is just awesome. Like, our core team that we've got is just fantastic. And then, like, the people that we've got, like our temp staff for the holiday season are also just crushing. So we're very, very lucky to have that team. But Darius and Damien, I've known those guys for a long time, 'cause back when I worked at SJ, I worked with them for a while. They're actually sick in the head. - Yeah, giving out a breed, do I do that? - I don't understand how, 'cause they, - I think why don't have had the caffeine in like the, it was like, it was like dust, or some shit like that. - It was a little like measuring thing. You're supposed to like add caffeine to like drinks or something. - I think it's just drinking like as a shot. - It's like oil to gas, where like you pour it, and it like fills up the thing and then goes in. It's, but it's just straight fucking caffeine. - Oh yeah, it's made. - I was like, that's not good. - It's made to like make a five gallon bucket for like a crew. But like, they just used it as a skull. Obviously, you can put as much or little as you want in it, but you know, when you put a scoop of whatever energy powder you have, like, it's like pre-workout times 11. Those guys are nuts. - Which works. - So actually, their dad came in and is doing some temp work for us for the holiday season, working in the warehouse. And so I was sitting there chopping it up with him and started with being like, dude, where'd these kids get their work ethic from? Like, this is crazy. You know, and then I was trying to get to know him a little bit. I was like, just saying, could it be you? I go, yeah, like, what are you enjoy doing? And he's like, I really enjoy going and doing karaoke. And I go, where are at? And he goes, oh, at the Eagles bar every Friday afternoon or every Friday night, they have karaoke. And I look up and I see CJ and CJ here's the same thing. And we're like, this Friday, there we go. 'Cause a couple of weeks ago, CJ and I were sitting there, like, how can we get Ryan to sing? 'Cause of Ryan's shirt, we found out that he won't be a rock star. And we didn't know that about Ryan. But after you requested our designer to make him look like a rock star, we figured that out. So we're like, holy shit, we got a microphone. We got to see Ryan in action, right? So we've been trying to find a place to do karaoke. We heard that and we were like, it's on. And boy did it evolve. Yeah, Ryan, I think we found something. Quad really. Sorry, quad. I think we found something really special. We unlocked a new version of Ryan. Yes, so like, it's quad MP3. I haven't seen any of that, should ya? Is it dot MP3 or dot MP4? It's dot MP3, I just blacked out after my performance. It's a lot of music. MP4 is a bit, bit ease. Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll make, for sure. But yeah, just us all knowing what was in store for Ryan that night, him not knowing, him actually coming into it, thinking that we had something planned for Ken. Completely off the scent and not him. We've been more blindside. We came into that week, Ben just said there's a video bit planned and someone's coming on Friday. Yeah, someone's coming on Friday. And then you just started, you just started antagonizing me to get me all wound up. Well, hey, yo. Just like, you walked by six cases of water to drive to the coma and start a bike. I just needed, I just needed to go like, go for a drive and calm down because I'd been kind of getting a little wound up there. Which is wild because you weren't even, you had nothing to do with it. How it started though is I, you know, I told all the guys, I was like, hey, Friday night clear your schedule and most of Friday during the day, we got something planned. And I didn't tell Ken, you know, loose lip syncs ships. I've been good, I've been good lately. Barely because you haven't known anything. Yeah, stop telling you things. And CJ knew, have new, Mike knew. But so, so everyone knew, so I even got in. Ryan, yeah, Ryan started getting suspicious, right? He's like, what's going on here? And I was like, normally, I would just tell him because 98% of the time, it's not a surprise for Ryan. It's for Ken. And I just go, oh, dude, yeah, nobody knows, nobody knows. I can't tell you. And he started like digging in, right? And so I was like, I got, I never invested in it. Yeah, I was like, I thought it wasn't about me. That's how confident I was that I was off the hook this week. I was like, I got to throw Ryan off the scent. So I just go, Ken Jamino, you ready? And then I start doing like air boxing and then CJ goes from the other side of the shop. And then immediately Ken just, oh, he's on alert now. Just staring at the wall. Oh, fun. I don't know if Nora, like if people experience the feeling of knowing you're about to be fucked with, it's not just us. Like everybody knows when your friends are kind of pranking you, but it normally happens like live. In a moment, like you're out at some place and you can kind of tell your friends are messing with you. But like, we have premeditated pranks and like scenarios that are going to like put you in an uncomfortable position. So like, that's when you know that something a whole evening is dedicated to it. You're like, oh, whoever this is is so fucked. And usually you're on the inside. So you're just like, oh, man, I'm glad I went to see what's happening. Dude, when Ken walked in the door and we were all standing in a line and the line moved and shifted towards me, I was just, I was like, no, no, I didn't believe it for like probably a good hour. I was like, OK, how is this going to get twisted and come back onto me? Ken's like, yeah, I know they're trying to make it about Ryan. It's really a bad thing. OK, I was like, OK, this is psychological play. And then in 45 minutes, this is going to be like, but actually, from a, oh, oh, oh, give me some. Give me some. No, you're just going to be a quick yank in your rod like that. Give me all excited. Did you have a nibble? No, he goes, oh, but I just have to iterate. I mean, how legendary of a name quad is. So we're, we were filmed all day. And Evan walks in and like accidentally calls Ryan quad. Hey, or something. You're just like, I tried to say Ryan, I put a new battery in the quad, and I said, I just quad. I put a new battery in the Ryan and said that. I just kind of looked at you and ban him like, that's his name. That's his artist name quad. And holy shit, boys, it just, it was the best night ever. It was like the most fun ever at Ryan's expense, unfortunately, but quad for life, bro. Yeah, four wheels down. We lost it over here, bro, it was insane, Justin. Justin, he was seriously insane. I've never seen anything like it, bro. Tell me what we threw the songwriting process here. And like, you know, performance prep. Because like, you know, karaoke, if you're half a bottle of Pendleton deep isn't that big of a deal. But when you're the opening performance of quad, there's a lot of pressure on you here. What is it, what does that whole process look like? Well, it started with cornering me, riling me up, and just making me very confused. So then welcome to the game, exactly. So then, They start playing songs that I didn't know the words to and then they were not copyright songs. Yeah, not copyright and songs. Nobody's ever fucking heard them. Well, Justin, let me also add this. You ever heard Ryan sing? Awful. Uh, fortunately not. Exactly. Exactly. Well, that's the thing. Neither had we, right? So we were like, this dude wants to be a rock star so bad, but we've never heard him sing, right? So we had to find his voice. Yeah. No, we had to find it too. No one in the genre was. We played the Justin Starling song and I liked that song and then I like sang most of it until I didn't know the words. And then CJ was like, oh, you're probably more of a screamer guy. You psycho and you're always angry and everything. Like I was like having fun doing it and then everybody just laughed at me and I was like, fuck. I was like, okay. Well, I guess it's not going to be that easy. I'm going to have to do more to impress them. And then I was like, okay. And then he played screamer and I was like, or no, then he played screamer and I was like, no, then he played country and I was like, I don't know the fucking words. And then I got frustrated and then he said scream out. But very quickly we listened to like three songs and then in that process, I think CJ had prompted his AI and it was generating at that point and he goes, all right, all right. It's finally done. And just plays this insane rock song that he coined hummer heart. And we're like, wait, this is mind blowing. And then we're all like, yeah, this is what you're singing a song that literally didn't exist four minutes before that. The second we got in the car, that car that song didn't exist exactly. Dude, can we talk about how crazy that is? Yeah. You can just generate a song out of nowhere. And it's like what he said, GPTed song lyrics and then put those song lyrics into another AI. Yeah. It was pretty crazy. How did that actually work? How was the performance? On performance was legendary. Yeah, it was crazy. So electric. There were so many people because you had like, you guys said that there was a pretty decent crowd there. Yeah. Just a fine dinner at the ball. Yeah. Has anybody has this ever talked about on the podcast? Just the setup of karaoke at the holiday and how fucking psycho that is? Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. With the holiday in and karaoke in general, they do karaoke every weekend Friday and Saturday. Friday and Saturday. Higher a fucking band. You're one of like the biggest bars in the area. Also the family. I'm so happy. Well, we got we got a few more tour dates. Quad's actually going nationwide tour. I think we start with the counting yourself. Yeah. No, no. We're going to be on Undertale next weekend. The song they wrote. It was a lot of words to remember. It was fast too. It's fast. I'm going to go to the check it out, right? Yeah. Is it like memory or did you? You like it? No, actually like bro, you got to remember I'm like it's a whole fucking song that didn't exist three hours ago. How am I supposed to remember this? I read it and I was pretty good until I shook my phone and then it said undo and then I undid. I think so. I had to undo the undo on stage live performance. Yeah, you kind of fell apart there in the middle in the middle, but I think I finished strong. There was there was also a high school hockey team at the holiday high school for all they were in fucking elementary school, but then they saw they said, you don't know what high school is like like, dude, they saw they saw quad. They saw quadwalk in the door and they were going electric over quad. So audience is a little younger than quad with like, but he writes music for move over Miss Rachel. It's just fucking cool. Honestly, it kind of makes me worried about the future generations if that's the songs that they resonate with. Yeah. So then CJ, he's getting, he's so excited about this AI writing thing and he pumps out another C-boy song that I hope, can we put somewhere that they can listen to it? Yeah, quaddle. Quaddle put it on. Yeah, I think we should get back on sound clothes. It's quad on Spotify. I do got to work on that this week. The song that he made, the C-boy song is insanely good. So we're like so pumped and he's like, got his arms crossed, like, yeah, I made this shit. And so now he's got a producer, tag, CBD CJ, I'm sure he's got freaking 20 more songs, it's that easy to make. Dude, he was so proud. He was very proud. I wish he was here right now because you would just see him glowing how proud he was. Like I haven't seen him that fired up in a long time. Dude, is this like a hidden passion in his, like he's big on music production or just like, you know, was he hidden ad-libs in it or what was literally just typing words? Yeah. It's an AI prompt. You just talk what to do and it does it. And then you try and slightly tweak it and it completely changes everything. That was the interesting thing. There was a few words that he wanted to change in the song and he tried to reprompt it and it would just fire out a completely different song. Interesting. I mean, same words. Because that's actually, like, pretty legit to just be able to make a song on that. It is. If I could make a song, yeah, I would, I mean, what would it be about? Oh, God, I don't know. What's your AI prompts for the initial lyrics? Give me a song that makes me scream happy thoughts. Like that. Sorry, I laughed. So that was. I laughed and then no one else is like, "Oh, shit. My bad." That was pretty similar to the prompt that CJ gave his, but he mostly said, "Write me a song about a psychopath that loves humors." And that's trying to. And humors. And humors. Did you have to clarify, like, humors as in, like, the vehicle? Well, that's why I didn't clarify that. I might have to re-listen to the song. Yeah. That's the genius of Quad, man. You never know what he's actually. Exactly. I wasn't. I'm like, fucking. The scream-most Sabrina Carpenter, dude, and Inuendo is everywhere. You know, I think somebody has to tell you that. I don't think. I don't think. What do you mean something that you can't call yourself? Ryan, I work just set it about Quad. Ryan, are you able to read a couple of the Hummerhart Quad lyrics, like any of the funny ones? There's quite a bit that are just. You can tell it's AI because it's like, "Why would you say this?" I got a Hummerhart loud from the start, rolling like an engine when the music gets hard. I might snap quick, but I fight even stronger. I might snap quick. Horde for the spotlight won't be waiting much longer. My favorite part is when it cuts from singing to, like, a spoken word, and then it says, "You hit slam poetry in the middle of the performance?" I try to chill, but the world's so dumb. Someone cuts me off. Someone cuts me off. Heart pounded like a drum. Not my fault, man. That adrenaline's hard. I'm a live grenade with a good dude's heart. Yeah, it's my fucking life. That's a bar. Live grenade with a good dude's heart is a bar. Yeah, dude, pretty stoked for that for you, Ryan. Yeah, thanks, dude. It's really. So I made last night, I made quad, quad MP3 on Instagram, and then a couple people started message me from time. They go, "Yo, is this you?" 'Cause all I did was just put the profile picture and me going like this in fucking makeup in my hair. I'll ask. And apparently, it connected my phone number and shared accounts to that. Oh, it'll suggest it to everybody who follows you. Yeah. I'm not even really worried about all of them. I just worried about people that are around here. I walk into the sea store and they're like, "Yo, is this you?" And it's just me and I was like, "Oh, yeah." Well, Ryan, don't you worry 'cause in two days, flat, everyone will know about quad. The world will know about quad. Speaking of being a psycho and breaking shit, can I heard you kick to TV the other day? What? Yeah. And I was hoping that wasn't gonna come out. (laughter) I think Stoltern. Oh, okay. I know that. And my defense, that is too good of a story not to tell. Yeah, I may have blacked out and broken to TV. Why? Take us through. Full story. Okay, so. Starting with what you would say. We were at a, we were at a, the chili cookoff. Yeah. (laughter) And the person who's house it was at, she was like, "Yeah, I need a new TV." And it was like, "Fuck it, I'll just buy her a new TV." Because it was black Friday that weekend and TVs were on sales. This is before shaking the TV, you were already doing it. No, this was after that the next day. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta go through the whole thing. I'm actually, I actually don't remember because I blacked out. And I- And you always say that when you do something. I actually don't remember, I don't even remember doing it. I'm, this is like me after being told after the fact the next day. I love when you're just sitting at the bar and someone goes, "Yo, careful, watch out." The TV cans here, we all look at each other and go, "Huh, what, wait, what?" And he goes, "Yeah, you kicked a TV." And we're like, "Ooh, tell us more." I was like, "Fuck it." I was hoping that was going to stay a little quieter than it did. Yeah, I, apparently, we were cleaning up and it was like, "Oh, I don't even know what we were doing. We were doing something that I'd, apparently, kicked through TV." And then- It just wasn't adding up, there has to be more. Nope, nope, that was it. I was- How were you cleaning and hitting the TV with your phone? Because like, we cleaned up all the other stuff. I don't honestly know what happened. This is just me being told what I did the next day. Is there anybody we could call that was coherent during this exact time? Yeah. Who was there, Ken? Could we bother that? Yeah. It was TV. She was actually asleep. Oh, so it's fine. Let's see. Who was there, Ken? I don't know. I was blacked out. You don't know who was there before? At that time. You know who was there. I'm not telling you. You said, "Don't want this door to be built." But I ordered her a new TV, a bigger, a Samsung, a bigger, a bigger and better Samsung. So it showed up today no, we are not calling someone we are moving on to the next topic right you have an ad And we're back from the ad All right, we're trying it. We're trying to call somebody that was a part of that was a part of I do but I don't I'm not sharing it Cody Matthews Ken's brother god damn it Judging by that response, he was there only what I call Cody. I need something. So hopefully he actually picks up You There is not a lot to this story. I was not very coherent. That sounds like there's so much more of the story I still haven't explained how your foot got to the TV while you were quote unquote cleaning up There is nothing to the story. Why do you think? No, we haven't filmed it. That's unfortunate that no one filmed it can Hey bj. What's up? I don't hey, I need I need some more details on a on a story Okay. So I heard that Ken kicked his TV the other day All right, okay, give it Why I heard after I left who okay, who is there at that time? I don't know who is there I think maybe Rachel and Cody but She just dropped kicked the TV and I bought her a new one and I dropped kick did you hear the reason for the drop kick was he horny or I don't think he was good. I think he's good. I was a really old TV to deserve to die. Yeah. Okay. That's fair And I did buy a new TV show up today Yeah, but you just set it up though. No, cuz we're even filming all day. Oh, that's a plan. He's going over there later to set it up It's sitting in the garage and he hasn't set it up yet. Sounds like you don't have to have to work So something's I would just send new TV and not set it up So something's not adding up here though BJ because I've known Ken for a long time and I have never seen him Purposely break something like that's there something that's Evan behavior. I would do that like Ken knows That is what I was wondering if I break your TV maybe yeah All right, okay All right, well, thank you. I got a little bit more details. We'll have to hear it straight from the source maybe Let's sleep at this time. All right. Thanks, Ben So can I I'm also a little confused as to why you didn't want anyone finding out about this like why is this like oh Oh, you do something stupid when your blackout drunk. Oh my god. I want the world to know about it No, it else was stupid. You thought the guy's man was gonna take it and then he threw it into the No, that was that was a different TV. Yeah, why is that TV in the trees? What went through this Well, that was just a that was a T.C. Oh that C.J. hated that was just in the basement It was honestly kind of a piece of shit though like it didn't didn't really work that well Could have given it to but I got her good I got a good deal on a Samsung. I'm glad I would not buy one of his ladies. I used TV No, like they take everything they took the TV from the other dumpster which I also threw away I should entirely throw in TVs in the trash. You can't throw TVs in the trash. No, that's why but I told Ken you can't throw it a TV in the truck It's fine. It was sitting right on top of the can and of course they took it off and they take everything else except furniture man Soon, you're not even able to throw batteries in the ocean. I heard him sad day in Canada. They only take your appliances after you jump them Ray and the clients jump on the one-pugged channel one-pugged life for some of you guys got to go watch that compilation how old is that it's got to be like 15 15. Yeah Such a legend. Yeah, there's a yeah channel called one-pugged and he just has a character on their name Ray And he just puts on a bunch of hockey gear and jumps and I'm sure I'm like a more type you know usually right? I mean it's a go-kart more it's the most like high school shop class type thing and I don't think he lands like any. That's the best part. The run-up to those is always funny because the camera man's like Yeah, I'd say something around that time. She's dick boys Yeah, those palette or those palette ramps just absolutely insane. There's still gems out there There's this guy with a trebuchet which is like a thing that throws it moves like this Yeah, but he throws things and it's just crusty iPhone 4. He's like oh my god. It's great Honestly, I want us to go out there and throw things with him because he always stands Right where it's gonna land. So he'll throw like a flaming rocking chair And it comes in and lands like three feet from him. It's big. It's all a big of a thing could be through and follow up Can it be a TV The whole vibe of his page is just like guys will see this and think hell yeah You guys see the tiktok of Gavin is new truck. Do people are loving Gavin's new truck? The white guy was just new truck and dude that's too and as time went on Yeah, I was just like dude the dude made the right choice 100% like it has so much cloud already and it's it's just a fun truck The American forces don't have to drive Ken's Bronco. Yeah, I did have to repossess that which which honestly was fun too You told them he's like yeah, but I respect it Ken takes back the Bronco and he's he's working with the eight one Yeah, I feel bad like it was I mean it was on the cellar really, but it's got like a bad tail light on it Yeah, we didn't have time to fix it. So he's really just got a fix won't tell it. Is there one right below me? Yep right below That's a fish. Holy shit. No, don't don't spook it I see him you see him see him see him read over there. Come on buddy. It's actually like underneath you Oh, we traveled all the way across the lake like you obviously you never fish in front of your own house because that's lame But like we went all the way across the lake just to sit here and not catch any fish I was gonna say I was catching fish all day today Pigs it didn't happen until I took a picture of the first fish. It was a tiny bike like a little ham right now. How coincidental I should drop them Holy shit Jesus you catch a fucking marwin I was already up here and then I I felt it so I thought I had to set on it Holy you almost just like freaking NASA took off through the roof I've never seen you move that fast enough So kind of is it been like stressful not driving here Tesla? Now that you got evicted so you don't have your charger and all that. Oh No, cuz like I don't you charge him. What don't you charge your Tesla when you have the gym? No I charge it at home Well, you're not at you're at your parents. Who's this gym? I charge you the gym for the couple weeks the driver was under construction Cuz I could walk from the charger to the gym, but now it's cold So I'm not gonna do that and like I knew that the Tesla had a lot of features and stuff and like did a lot of things For you so like has it been hard to now go to the Bronco. That's a little more of a raw driving experience It's kind of a little more fun really yeah interesting because it's it makes noise because the Tesla is kind of boring Because you just Florida goes this is like it makes noise and Does interesting at this video that I watched it was a Tesla and it it did make some noises that I was even a little surprised with I figured this is why you didn't even care that your Bronco was gone So I got a long drive. Um, maybe you should keep me entertained tell me something about yourself You know, I really enjoy quiet nights and good company and you Now I'm kind of kinky like I don't know. I like to get freaky. Oh, I can get down with that Tell me about your freaky as fantasy Now tell me about yours. I'll let you know when we're done playing But tell me would you rather a whisper dirty nothings or scream them scream them to me baby scream them Oh god, you like that don't you begging for more. This isn't right. No like rock. Glock is insane Say it louder. Say it louder baby Nah louder than that baby let the neighbors hear no neighbors know my name Okay, so no like the the Glock on your Tesla you can tell it like do you want normal Do you want like conspiracy theorist Grock? Do you want like playful? There's so many like different settings you can do I was gonna buy a Tesla this weekend But no, like I got sick of like all the right the weird like a conspiracy theorist was kind of funny for a couple times And it's just like I just want a normal fucking answer. I don't want to have like what are you asking your Tesla? Speaking of this thing like I don't know like you use chat GPT like four hours a day You just push a button ask it whatever you want to ask and it just spits it out Okay, wait you can just press a button and talk to it like you can chat Yeah, you just say whatever you want would say to chat GPT then it just starts talking you Which is incredibly convenient and I do kind of miss that but it's also like I'd rather have I talked to my elk you know That's an 80-private that come on baby start Come on Evan's always talking dirty to his Just one more crank But it's like you ask chat you like ask rock. Oh, what's the weather and you have it in conspiracy mode And it's like well the government wants you to think it's whatever. It's 20 degrees today. That's amazing. That's not the real weather You never really know what's going on in other people's cars Drive to the gym just be like talk dirty to me. I Want you to kick my TV so hard Tastes like crazy, dude. That is insane. I want to know what kind of directions it gives you on conspiracy mode Like I need a game. I need to get to Minneapolis and like oh you believe in Minneapolis Would be like what about like sarcastic asshole like call it the mic mode all right bring me well actually Tessla am I not supposed to be going left right here. Well, I know I don't know. You should have gone left last last All right, do I go left up here or not Tesla? Well, do I turn I turn left on docline road? No, it's doc Lane You know adults sometimes decide about catching a fish sometimes just hanging out with the boys Says the man who has not hold a rod the entire time I've never been in a fish house and actually caught a fish Have you ever tried fishing? No, I always just hang out I'm just here for the men So prepare do you remember bounce on a bounce on it? Do you remember last time Before I guess the last podcast that we went ice fishing it was the day that we hit one million subscribers And we go out and we barbed Ryan's dad's ice house get out there and we go all right last one to catch a fish Has to take a minnow shot and Ken can't lose this takes a minnow shot starts projectile vomiting and then looks up at us and goes I Hate fireball I hate cinnamon And we go, oh, it wasn't the middle that you had to just swallow that made you throw Still can't do a fireball shot Ken you should you should shoot a minnow right now we don't have fire ball With your beer, well, we wouldn't do it with fireball you hate cinnamon you traditionally do a minnow shot with fireball Traditionally, uh Randy did he watched that video like he had it the fish house and then he watched that video and the fish house Was gone within a week he's sold it because we were throwing up in the Well, yeah, can't projectile vomit at all I was outside the fish house There was a CJ then the throw up inside somebody else somebody else threw up inside. I at least made it out the door I think CJ was like I think I'm gonna throw up and we're like then go outside, bro I think I'm gonna throw up. What are you doing a shoving fingers down his throat, but I gotta throw it We're like bro, what are you doing? It's like just this fucking is throw a G Sometimes he just he likes to be a part of whatever's going on like, you know, he wanted to throw up like that time That I was skateboarding naked and he wasn't gonna skateboard, but he still took his pants off Millie Coming through primals was such a highlight just like we were joke when I left I I planted the seed of yeah I planted the seed of what I was walking I was like holy shit boys Michael's out skating naked and then I just left You did you know he did and then did you think he was naked? No, I knew he wasn't cuz like I was just I was chatting Outside because then yeah 20 minutes later. I pull into my driveway when I get home And I get a picture of have just a block in his johnson with the board Basically Evan at that moment goes you were skating naked and I was like what I mean, and he's like well That's what Justin said. I was like no, I wasn't and then he's like we should and I'm just like ah I Wasn't drunk and he's like it sounds like a pretty good idea to me You don't have to be drunk to see and then once we went out there and you stripped down. I was like well now I Just don't feel comfortable, but I was like still hanging out And he's like no way he's actually skating naked and then he's just like I'm gonna get naked too And he just drops his drawers like pants and underwear and then kind of what he left around his ankles Shuffle it around and then like who came out at that point, but there's like what the I came out F are you guys doing your face I mean Pat are you like you flip the camera around you go you know look at this He's just like they got him got ahead of that you guys are learning more about CJ in this podcast You know what he'd say though. I'm gonna fuck The whole thing in there Which is a respectable answer yeah, I respect the model times where you sit naked it's crazy You bring that number up a lot the wood pile Gavin the wood pile. You have spenny anytime you're together You have Gavin never really did recover from that He has that he's been a little off since that day. You see how many better help ads he's done since that It's almost like he's a user Dude a Gavin doing a better help ad is also fucking away You know that feeling when you drink nine Celsius is one day if you feel like that all the time use butter help Should we oh Oh, here we go all right Ken's brothers calling us back. Oh, hey Cody update We were just chatting on the podcast today and we were wondering about a little More information on the whole Ken kicking in TV incident. I don't know why he had it in his brain That he needed to destroy the TV. I think maybe because she needed a bigger one or something And so he just he was like oh, we should just destroy it and we're like no, no, no, like let's just leave it I thought we had him talked off the land Yeah, he's like kicking the TV off the nightstand and like stopping on it Holy smokes What wasn't Ken a leader of that - Ken was a leader of this. Yes, you shut her water off. You've taken life So we're like oh, we should do something nice for this time and like actually help Clean up and stuff and then you got Ken just drop-kicking TVs and you know, what's good? I bought her a new one Ken is not the guy you invite to the afters We'll see if he gets invited back next year. I don't know. Does this seem out of character for Ken because I don't know I'm to be the destructive type like I'm just trying to figure out like what got into the game Well, I guess we're using the wrong name though here. We missed that part. So Ken actually didn't do this I forgot this part. This was actually the work of Greg Yes Is Ken's alter ego when he's had some fun pops. I can't believe Ken has an alter ego Another alter Yes, but no, so this was actually the work of Greg and You know when Greg comes out that's what happens. I mean the way it works We Greg sounds like a legend. He is Ken's happy to hear this because Ken we ask Ken what happened and he said I was 100% blacked out. I don't remember right and I think he tried to maybe get one of us to film it And I think we were all too intoxicated to also operate phones So there's no there's no actual evidence of it happening other than the broken TV But we're kind of able to piece together what happened based off of what everyone said who was there It was like, yeah, that was just Greg doing Greg things classic Greg amazing classic Gregg's so Yeah, all right next topic Yeah, thanks for putting the puzzle pieces the other code See ya How many beers till we get Greg, dude. Oh, I would have to finish that case Ken's version of flirting is just going into a chick's house and just Throwing okay last year last year to buy your a gift But you felt embarrassed about it. So you had to ruin it to justify the gift You know it's actually funny as I still have you in my phone is Greg How did you get involved in that? Oh, I think we were on the pod and we talked about you being called Greg And then so I I just added you as Greg really inconvenient, but all right That's why you've answered the phone actually when I call lately No, I actually I Just turned on I turn my ring around. I turn my ring around now. So I answer the phone without such an insanely Specific but accurate think is Ryan screens everybody's calls, but he gets a call from Greg. He's like And you should slash your tires next time And I'll come with you we should do it as long as you buy your new ones after I think we should that'd be great prank trust me You'll love it It's one of those things where you wake up the next morning like what the fuck did I do? I wish (laughing) You wish that's all you had to regret? (laughing) (laughing) Wouldn't that be nice? (laughing) Oh fuck, it was just a shitty TV. (laughing) - By the way, if you Sam said you were good to go. - And I already ordered it last night. - You could plug your Tesla in at her house and then run up her power bill. - And then pay it? (laughing) - Got him! Got him! (laughing) - Ooh! - Funny got any ads I can read. - Okay, what some other shit can't do to hit on a chick? - You could drive your bronco right through the garage door. (laughing) - And then get 'em a new garage door. - And if her car's in there, you can buy the car too. - You could plug her toilet and then do her plumbing for her? (laughing) - It's like fucking, he puts in hotel plumbing. It's good for like hundreds of people. (laughing) - This industrial six inch pipes. - Oh my God. - Don't worry, sweetheart, I got the six inch diameter. I'll be here a while. (laughing) - That should be your leading thing when you run for payer. - We need better plumbing and co-armorant. - Infrastructure. - Yeah, infrastructure's big. - It's a big one. (laughing) - Are you trying to find a wife, Ken? - After this podcast, not for a few weeks. (laughing) - No, that time. - What are you gonna do? - For the next two weeks, that's gonna differ. - From like after. - He had some crazy arson's plan. - Ken's gonna get her house down building over to a chick's house as you can leave like all of her fine China out. (laughing) - Stage the whole house for Ken to just break shit. - I'm hoping. - The other dumb shit has anyone in this fish house done in the last couple of weeks that we can. - Nothing. - We can not. - I've been on gear for a few days. - Put on blasts. - I did a dumb thing, but it actually turned out to be lit. (laughing) I bought another core of drift car. - Oh yeah, that was pretty lit. - That was pretty lit. - That explain. - Doesn't seem like there's much to pick on there. - Well. - X-objects kidding. Just kidding. - No, there isn't luckily, but I mean, it is dumb that I bought another drift car. - Are you glad that you went down the road to trailer because that night you were picking up the drift car? You asked me if I could drop you off and I started doing the math and you would have been like driving a drift car home for like what, three and a half, four hours? - Three hours. - At like, 10 or 11 midnight o'clock at night. - I'm like, do you really wanna drive a drift car under those circumstances? - I mean, it's lightly, it's got like a light angle kit. It's a very streetable drift corvette as it sits right now. I thought that I regretted bringing the trailer. I should have run the team. - Really, so I just saw it, yeah. I didn't get to see it close enough. - We're just picking it up from? - You never know with the drift car. - With a drift car, you know what I mean? Some drift cars you wouldn't want to drive across the city. - Yeah, it's more or less, it's a corvette with a set of harnesses, a steering wheel, and a mild angle kit. - And winner tires, which is win, Mike. - Yeah, it was like-- - Cuba, are those where they come along? - No, they came on, I'm like-- - What? - What? - You have winner tires on it? He's like, yeah, they're cheap and they're easy to drift on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - And so it just so happened to have drift. - Wow. - Winter tires on it, and we got a bunch of snow, and I, boys, I messed up too. I went and got it that Friday, and then that Monday, it was just amazing. We didn't film, and the day got away from me, and I was like, that was my day. So we took it out in the snow, busted the front lip off. How'd it date? - We took the top off, filled it with snow. - Did you happen to look at the passenger seat, leather, after we filmed with it? - We got a little more-- - What's Dalton doing with it? - Oh, I was like, Dalton was sitting in it, but-- - Apparently, Dalton was also standing on it, and he had studs in his boots. - Ooh, Dalton! - We need to revoke his stud privileges. - You were standing on the vet seats with studs in the boots? - Did you do any damage? - You're right, I saw it, it looks fine, but I was already like, Dalton, you're really crunching up the seats here. I didn't realize you had studs in it. - Prove to sell a shuttle. (laughing) - I think when he gets his truck back from Tony, you should wear studs in his truck. - I don't bet it, yeah. - Stand on the seat. - What goes wrong comes around. - And what comes around is all around. - At least this one has a title, Mike. - That's good. - Yeah, that's it. - Move in the under. - It's my dirty title, but a title no more. - I was wondering if it was registered. - Yeah, so luckily it is, it's a rebuilt title, but I've really just, I had been itching to get back in the Corvette game. - Did I see even had current tabs on it? - Current tabs, I could legally-- - And now that I know that the snow tires work good, I should probably drive it. Who cares about a little rust? - 100%, no, you got to drive that. That's sick, dude. - It's fiberglass. - Nonetheless. - Even better. - Damage or no damage, I'm sorry. You can stand on my seats with studs. I'll make a video on it. It'll go viral. - Yeah, you got a sunroof? - I do have a sunroof. - Perfect. - I'm just envisioning like the Dave Chappelle skit where he's-- - Oh, Rick James grinding his muddy boots into-- - Yeah. - Into Chuck, into Rick James coach. - I'm Rick James, bitch. - Rick James into Eddie Murphy's coach. - Yeah, yeah. What does he say? - Fuck y'all couch. (laughing) - Oh, they said I'm Rick James. - Fuck y'all couch. - Anybody else done anything stupid? - Tones regretting the entire conversation he had with Grandpa Ron. - Are you actually regretting it? - Not really, 'cause like the way he makes it sound-- - I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. - He made his sound, it was like all bad stuff, but it was like we were laughing the whole time. - He was laughing, CJ was laughing, I was more laughing at the situation at hand. - I mean, I guess I thought you were laughing with me. - I was more laughing just that it was happening. I wasn't necessarily laughing at you. - What do you expect? - I was just like, what the hell is going on right now? - You gave him a beer at seven a.m. Of course he's gonna start talking about that stuff. - Pretty sure. - That's a pretty normal time for him. - He was in the pocket. - He was. - Yeah, you saw him, you saw him. - Mind you, I woke up at like six a.m. to be there at seven. And then Grandpa probably woke up at six a.m. And then you give him a beer. So I'm delusional, 'cause I usually don't wake up that early. And then he's delusional 'cause he's got beers in his, he drank eight beers in the way of the game. - That's a normal life form though. He wakes up at six, goes hits the golf course at seven, has a couple beers. - And are you making this up? - Well, no, he's retired. I mean, if he bends grandpa, he's retired. - I'm on it. - I'm pretty with Ken on this. This is what he's like, neutral. He's coasting. - That's a pretty normal schedule for him. - Yeah, this one was definitely more aggressive. I just was cracking up when you guys got to Pats. We met up after we surprised our filming with some wheels, and-- - Silver? - Sorry, sorry. - He was holding it. - Anyway, that white monitor, I was going to be beefing. - I hopped in the sprinter van, and he-- - That's where I'm the same team. - He's lounged out in the chair, and he's just floating. He's absolutely just floating. And he's in the stage where all he had to eat was chips. Like, so he's just eating, eating these chips like crazy. And, "Oh, how are you guys doing?" And then he, like, he goes, "Oh shit, you got to need some chips. Hands me a borderline and an empty bag." And I, like, just eat the last three and, like, thanks. Dude, he just-- he was out partying all you guys, and I don't mean that in a bad way. It's just insane. He literally, and he's just rolling. - I go, "Crabble, how many beers have you had today?" And knowing it was probably, like, 14. He goes, "Oh, not many. Three? Three?" Like, he honestly-- - Three. - Thought that I believed that he had three. I was like, "Crabble, I'm not-- I'm not grandma. I'm not-- - You don't get a lot of fun here. - You get a lot of your wife, but not to me. - I believe he had three at the game. - Dude, it's, like, it's, like, Shred 82. You know, just pounding beers all day. And a couple of shots, and you're like, "Dude, are you ripped up right now?" "Oh, I'm good." If Gav was here right now, and I go, "Yeah, I've never even seen you drunk. You literally look at me and go, "I don't really get drunk." (laughs) When, like, I've seen him just-- - Yeah, hammered, yeah. - Blitzed. - Like, a hundred times. - For the record, me and Pat are not even. He was just more put off that I DM this wife. - Why did you DM his wife? - Rim job. - DM. - Chill. - Chill. - She is a very nice lady, very respectable. Don't say that. - I thought we were talking to Pat's wife about the wheels. - Oh, yeah. (laughs) - Sorry, yeah. - Yo. - That was the best Joe's wife. - I thought it had, like, a little in over my head. - Relevance. - Yeah, it went over my head. - Sorry, my bad, yeah. - It's crazy. - No, I didn't even put, I didn't even, yeah. - I was, like, that was, that was pretty outlandish to say, it's still one of our editors. - It was too late, it's wrong, I was like that. (laughs) - Sorry. - Sorry. - The fumes, we got the heaters out. (laughs) - Barely. - Are there stupid things? My KTM is stupid, it blew up. - Yeah, very stupid. - Were you bought the KTM? - Yep. - Blue, shit. - How did it wide open for about five minutes, chasing around some snowmobiles? - Hmm. - Blue up. - Unforge. - And it was, it was an interesting one. - Not that many. - It was interesting 'cause Evan throws the, you know, you're just, ah, and he wasn't mad that the bike blew up. He was just mad that he couldn't keep ripping ice. It was the first day out on the ice. We have ton of snow on it. It was the one day of glare ice that we got. - Yeah, it was feeling good. It ran for like 10 minutes total probably. - Yeah. - So you were right. Evan had been saying, like, he hasn't been riding the KTM because it's running like shit. And then he got it on the ice and kind of proved that. - It was running good and then it didn't run anymore. (laughs) - That's what they say. - Yeah, I got it run the best for that pop, yep. - Fortunately, I got the best mechanic this side of the Mississippi on it. - If you can slim out of the chair. - Oh, fun, yeah, you got it. - Technically, it slim out of the chair. - Technically, slim's on the other side of the Mississippi. Yeah, from where we're called, yeah. - Oh, true. - That was very micro of you. - Very geographic. (laughs) - You know what, honestly fellas, I'm gonna say it. - Both sides of Mississippi. - Well, you Ryan, you've had to done something stupid. My hot take is there's too many. Hand-shake options for guys Cuz I can't messing them up. I'll go for an early fist bump just to avoid the whole Greed and you always feel like the thing is yeah, just just get my fist, bro Here's the problem we meet somebody and there's seven of us standing in a group and so Ben and CJ walk in and they Dap him up With like just a nice dap up. Okay now you've got five more people We've got fucking 32 more seconds of dap up ahead Doing need to dap everybody up and go hey, hey start like a start some sort of group Consensus exactly you don't know what's gonna happen a group hug I was going more for hug than consensus, but yes, no, we just give one person we surround them and we all come together What's up, dude? Bring it on you know how that people would be talking just in the like I guess industry of all the people we'd hang like Can you imagine we go? Yeah, we grew pug clearest and then group hug squirrel and group hug like all the guys in the shop and they're like what the hell Yeah, I met the I met the sea boys this weekend. Oh, yeah, how are they they ended up being okay? But it started a little weird Think about and one year how many people we meet and then you take the six or eight hand shakes dap ups Versus one quick group hug how much time we save in a whole year, how much far that was hours days Maybe we send out a representative like we just send Ken and say hi. We are sea boys And then it's quiet and then we just back up and then Everyone comes in and yeah, we could all gather and hold each other's hands with like one a chain yet hands across America Like the power Rangers where they form the Megazord You guys are onto something yeah, that's what I'm saying But then if everybody else daps gets a dap someone up and then I go great to meet you and I give him a nuts They're like they're like what the fuck is up with this guy? I want to tap me up. All right. Just didn't hit it up All right, who's the big dog then? Oh, but there's many there's so many options like if you come in like this It's a handshake, but some people will take this and then they twist it into something down It's when you when you bring it in and and then you you bring him in for the dap up And if you're like confident enough with what you're doing then it's just all flows. It's when it's when two people Don't have confidence going into it. It's like if one person just takes control They can just kind of like manhandle the situation I'm way better than it was five years ago. Yeah, yeah, Ken can couldn't dap for his to save his life, which you have gotten better Hell a lot better. I'd say yeah, but you couldn't make it's because of a hand-eye coordination I know who's just got it down axel Hodges. Yeah, everybody knows when they see him to hit the Everybody knows it's like you need a signature move that people need to study about you Yeah, cuz like you you could do the it's like handshake This is the the hit and then if you go like this the problem is you could do the like you know Where you go like that that and then the knucks or you going for the hug? There's so many fucking confusing things and that's why I end up in a nitrogen situation where I make a phone myself enough Yeah, dude, it's my it's my take less handshake options for man So what what is quads signature move gonna be? Yeah, you don't fucking do hand just just throws foes Seesian goes like this. You do it in reciprocation if you respect okay, I've got like who smart who smart? Okay, so speaking of just meeting people you guys want to see it in the last video We met this guy his name was buddy rocket man. Yes, dude buddies a legend and so you were saying like we meet so many people You know think of all the time we would save so I Don't want to save time with buddy. I waste all my time with buddy Something about the guy right like it's just like I've met him once, but we went over to buddy's house When we're down at the Vikings game after the bikes game he lives in the same neighborhood as Pat So we text the crazy coincidences by it is it is bizarre So like the first five minutes that we've met buddy He was like just immediately won our best friend and two was like you guys got to come to my house And so we're in the neighborhood. We're like well, shit. We got to hit a buddy. We got to see this house Not really knowing what to expect besides for the fact of we were telling Pat and his wife like yeah We're going over to buddy rocket man's and they were like yeah, that's like the legendary spot You'll have to a lot of people get access to it or no, I don't think so and so a lot like everyone kind of just wondered yet like what's what's going on there It's like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory like not knowing what's going on in the truck is rocket factory And so I've met buddy once I just see him and I was like we're not dappin up and I just going for like a Bear hug Not even like a dapp up hug. I just going for like a big hug and he he was expecting the dapp up So I caught him off guard. I caught him off guard. He's going for the hug. It worked out though. Thank you. No, he is both of his arms were down You're like an all-in-oh freaking juvenile Um, yeah, but no you guys I really wish that Mike would have been there Mike. You would have been loving it when a buddy was up here hanging out with us I did get the pleasure of about a five-minute face time call with his father's dad He gave us a little tour in the house, which I know can't compare to being there But I did get the slight idea of what's going on there. Yeah, so the wild the the backstory on buddy So we meet buddy he comes out and he's like hey, how's it going? My name is buddy, and I was like your real legal name is buddy And he's like, yeah, my middle name is rocket man, and I was like your name is buddy rocket man That's insane like what's going on here, right? So you know really rockets Well, we spend the day with them. We come to learn that Buddy's dad was the stunt coordinator for like every movie made Between the 70s to like there are two thousands so anytime that there was a stunt going on Buddy's dad who's a legend in the in the movie world was the stunt coordinator for it So somewhere along the way the dude found his love and passion for rockets and making sweet love Buddy was one of 13 children. Oh my god And the dude is just an absolute legend an absolute legend, right? So whatever his siblings is a buddy pal friend guy Guy gal so the reason I I mentioned that he was into making love right is buddy gives us a tour of his house It was unbelievable. There was rockets everywhere. There was toilet rockets There was like jetpack rockets. I think another did you did you make an offer to buy the toilet rocket? I think it was like a hundred thousand Yeah, cuz we did ask keep in mind you guys you should have got to you guys will see it on the video here Every single rocket and piece of machinery imagine every build. We did was chromed out shiny Everything looked like silver surfer. Yeah, and like just like built to perfection and so anyway We're getting a tour of buddy's house and we're just like this is this is amazing Here's a picture of buddy in vindiesel. Here's the very first photo of buddy surrounded by rockets and he goes This is my dad's room heart-shaped bed. I got a student is living. Yeah, he is I also Ben I got a mica you on this you're like I thought we had a one-off Do you know the whole era of heart-shaped beds in the 80s? Why? Heart-shaped beds are hard to get like we had to like custom make cards You can't just buy a heart-shaped better at least we couldn't we couldn't find one and so it was first it was like one One-of-one we thought because you can't you have to like get him Yeah, I don't know stupid So anyway, oh this his dad was in the cover of play girl look at him. That's what legend Don't show can and then here's a rocket-powered pencil sharpener. No that That's egregious and fucking awesome. I need three of them and then this is his bathroom. You're gonna love this Have that's a dinosaur bones. I'm sorry. This is a bathroom heart-shaped jacuzzi surrounded by mirrors everywhere That noise was crazy bro. Here's CJ and buddy lounged out in the tub. I heard there was a photo of all three of you fellows in the tub There might have been my favorite part. See that photo. It's on the big cam. Yeah, we can pop it up here. You're pop it up ready. Yeah pop it up Hands on your thighs, but yeah, they might have been C. J. I give him a hug when we you know something a lot of buddy You just feel comfortable around the guy buddy's powerful, man. You know watch out around this guy What is that launcher? Yeah, what were you saying though Dalton? Just what you said like you and CJ get in the tub and then buddy sites in between you and CJ kind of snuggles up next to him and CJ goes taps his thigh and the buddy puts his hand down there. Oh my god I didn't want to take him a pictures, but I had to here's a rocket-powered blender Wow, and then buddy's dad comes out. We meet him and Grandpa just handed money Anyway, can you show the pool. Oh, yeah, yeah, there was a pool. There was a pool in the middle of a power pool There was a balcony a literal pool in the middle of buddy house is unbelievable and there's a balcony on top you could jump off of it was deep Mike you would have oh I would have loved it. Yeah you would have loved it. That's not like pool in there. You think you would have let me jump off. There's no water in the pool. Oh damn you would have loved it Mike. That's a one and done kind of job. So we're sitting there talking to buddy's dad and this guy's like I know you know all of the greatest stuntman of. Did he mention Trit 80 of all time and I go I go yeah my buddy is the best stuntman I know. Trit 80 you ever heard of him and he goes never heard of him. Let me show you what a real stuntman does because I he was like what kind of stunts is he doing and I was like well a lot of them doesn't land most of them but most of them have all three wheels and some kind of jump and that was all he needed to to prove me wrong. I bet Trit 80 was no stuntman. He goes take a seat and at this point I'm like he's coming with receipts on this one. Well he proceeds to show us all of the stunts that he coordinated in like the 80s 90s and the 80s. Yeah dude they were really really impressive and the entire time I was just like how did that guy not die like how how was that stuntman not dead and he was like not a single person got hurt under my supervision. Wow that's that's pretty cool. That's pretty crazy because like dude they were doing stunts like jumping 15 cars on a motorcycle and blowing up in the middle and the riders on it and on it. Jumping rock does he land on the motorcycle? No where's he I don't know Ben I don't know this isn't Chris Angel. Nobody got hurt because they all fucking died. Zero injuries 37 deaths go bigger go home at the end of it he goes no those are stuntmen can your boy do those and I was like no he can't even give it a good run though. Yeah he would he would give it a shot he would give it a shot but part of you also is like I'm glad he's not because you kind of posed the question how did no one none of these guys die. He said that like stunts nowadays are so much different because back then there was no suspension there was no like foam airbags or you know foam pits or or airbags to fall into like everything had to work because if it didn't they would die. Was he doing like math on on some of this like math and physics all the long way. He's a literal rocket. No he's fucking yes. You know how the 80s went batting the 1000s into a bingo wheel and just cranked it whatever came out they ran through the day. That sounds like car fire backflip. Perfect. We asked him like what he thought of evil cannibal and he did not speak highly of him. Oh they do not fuck with evil cannibal. Nope and but he was just like the shit he was doing. He wasn't that crazy. No he didn't speak poorly I guess of Robbie cannibal but he spoke poorly of evil. He was like and evil just rode the coattails of his son and took off his money too. Like just didn't like the guy but uh yeah he was like he wasn't a good jumper. He wasn't a good stuntman. He was just a good marketer and yeah it's like it's like now people come to see him. In the skate community someone blows up on Instagram and they're like they're not even that good at skating. They shouldn't be pro. It's like that. Well if you have the cloud. It's crazy. You know it was just doing it before everyone else was and most of his shit just ended in this spectacular crash. Yeah true. He wasn't wearing those leather suits. He would have been ripped to shreds. He somehow survived. Yeah it did a great name. He's a legend. The legend. Yeah absolutely. I'm not taking anything away from evil cannibal. If you even just look at what I mean I hate to say but like a really good like 15-year-old dirt bike motocross kid nowadays is probably doing jumps bigger than what evil cannibal was doing but it was just a different time. Maybe that was an aggressive statement but they weren't that big. I don't know. It's just things. He was on just cardboard bike though. Yeah it was so sketchy here. Like everything he did was so sketchy. Oh yeah. He did the sickest name. It's true. I think that was a successful ice fish boy. Yeah I mean we didn't catch a fish. I did have a couple beers which was good. I thought we were gonna do this again and no offense Jay but we might hire a different guy. Dude honestly I just hire a fucking coordinator. Don't make me do this again. Justin is like buddy I'm doing you a thing. You think I want to be out here setting this shit up for you? No, don't make me sit on the ice all day and go fishing. Ken's right I'm sitting here I'm like I'm not complaining I got to fish all afternoon. That's true. I'm chilling with that. I just feel bad when you guys don't catch fish because I want you guys to catch fish but I'm just giving you shit. I think you need to slurp a minnow before the part. Yeah let's do it. End it all Ken with the minnow. No. No. Why not do it with you? No. Put it in your corners. You won't even know. I'll do it with you. No. I'm not doing a minnow shot but if you don't have any fireball. Please just eat the minnow. No I'm not just doing just eating a minnow that is disgusting. It's either right. Either do that or a cold punch. We're not doing either. That is just ridiculous. I mean there's a cropping minnows and we need a title. We need a title. We've only got our first two titles. We need a third. Oh look at that. I mean there's some chunkers in there. I do have a potential location for our next podcast on the ice. No. That was incredible. Come on brother get some beer down you. Yeah. Yeah he just he slurped it. Did you slurp it or did you just like you turn into the shot and then throw it on the floor. No I've that's gone. You slurped that thing I can see in your eyes. Well Ben now is not the time. Well the velocity was incredible on that. Yeah. No. I think this is your extension. I was a kid. My dad um he might have had a couple beers. Crazy intro. He found out he said he did it once and we were all tripping out. They did it again. And then I was trying. A few of his kids were trying. We couldn't do it. We just put in our mouth and we'd be gagging and he'd do another one. He probably did a half a dozen plus minnows and was just laughing that none of us kids could do it because it's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah it is disgusting. That was a fish talking. Come on man. Rip one. You just slurped it down. Come on I can't do it. But headfirst or else the scales will catch you. No. No. Come on. I can't. We don't have any fireball. I'm not going to rip. You don't like cinnamon. I do but you can't do. That's gross. You can't do a camino shot with him. That's that's the line. A minnow shot with fireball is just like the classic. What if it was sambooka? The minnow or the sambooka? The sambooka. I would ruin the sambooka. What about Rondias? That's just gross as it is. All right. This minnow is about to come back on. No. I'm chilling. I think someone else is Mike. Thank you for it. Thank you for listening. Don't forget to like and subscribe. Ken's cutting this off before he's got to drink a minnow. You can Denali give away is ending soon. So get entered. Every $5 gets you one entry. Ken acting like we're not going to sit here for another hour. Yeah. You actually got a slurper minnow. I did it. Why? Just because you did it. I have to do it, too. Just because you jumped off a bridge. I have to jump off one, too. It was part of the deal. There was never a deal. I said, hey, Ken. I'll do it with you. And then I did it. It's punishment for wearing those overalls. What's wrong with overalls? You have. You've been your moose knuckle. The moose knuckle. Where's the moose knuckle? Is it in the room with that? Ken has been. Ken has been getting cooked on his overalls. You know our bodies too strong. You need to size up. Or something like press this morning. Good shit. Sorry. I'm going to support the way over developed underbody because I'm with Ken on that. I'll do it with you. No, I'm not doing a minnow shot. That's just end of story. We're going to sit out of your all night bickering about it. Just rip one. Ken. We're going to sit out here all night bickering about. Oh, why don't you do a minnow shot? No, this is what we're going to do. Why don't you just do it? We can keep going this podcast for really three hours going just do a minnow shot. I'm going to be like no. Because I don't want to do a minnow shot. Why? Because I don't want to do it because it's fucking Tuesday. What is that? This is ridiculous. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. All right that's good. That was funny. That was funny.