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you this up no it's impressive it's your people man it's your people it's always my people it's always my people dude how you feeling i like your outfit today no no you said this off camera he said i'm a 27 year old father of soon to be two yeah dressed like a high school athlete yeah 100% like you look like it's game day and you're excited to be a starting shooting guard you didn't have to wear it y'all don't have to wear matching jumpsuits for game day no we didn't have to do anything we were good at basketball oh oh we had we now i'm not gonna lie it was it was a joke that went around our school we had to wear matching like jumpsuits and like it's around our neck no not dead serious what is beads what kind of beads like homecoming beads no no our coach for so we had to wear a school lanyard at our school you had to have a lanyard all times you had to be able to readily identify yourself to make sure the crime wasn't committed by you oh y'all are early stages of searching for people don't people don't believe this pierce people don't believe this but it wasn't you didn't go to a bad school you just school but like y'all just had bad you look at pierce you look at me it's like oh that's just cool but then you go to the school you're like oh it's different anyway we had to have our lanyard on 24/7 so our coach got us a little basketballs a basketball necklace that were like the balls were thick though like that big beat it up perfectly around our neck and we got from every other sports team every student oh y'all walk around with you know what on your neck yeah so we had to had to wear those we had a special game why do I have so many accessories it's so straight yeah I mean this we had team shoes that did not match our jersey right think about what I just said we had team shoes that didn't match our uniform definitely the cheapest option they could find right weren't cheap really weren't cheap that's so strange didn't match well uh uh uh the jump suits we're like we had a different one every year but they just kept getting passed down so like we'd get a new one and then you'd see JV in our last year oh okay and then we'd get a new one and you'd see JV in our last year it's like really weird see did y'all ever have the thing where your football players on football games like Friday nights they would have to give their jersey to somebody in the in the school oh what so like basically you give your oh yeah you'd give your football jersey and a lot of the guys they're good to the girls right but I didn't play football and I thought the jerseys were sick so I remember asking the football players and said hey boys you said who could spare your jersey I'll wear the pep rally now I promise yeah and so I remember the only guy that gave me his name was Dominic Valdez Spino he's like 450 he's like 67 450 well absolute unit played D1 football on everything after that but he yet he didn't have anybody to give his jersey to so he gave me his jersey and I generally felt like his girlfriend he was so big women in that shirt you're like go down go down in the pep rally I was like go Dominic go Dominic you sitting there with all the other girlfriends and it's just you like and they're still eating in that moment they're still like you're just like I go aren't we so proud of them they could get off me you're right dude man how do you feel the tightest turning right now and why is k we're we're hidden that we're in that third base going at home plate dude on some on some things we've been waiting on a while next week man man it's it is it's honestly incredible now getting sappy and we're going to keep it light hearted light it really is like when you sit and kind of take a step back and look from like the beginning bro it's been a long time but it's gone so fast right but it's also taken a long time so it's like it's it's a hole it's a hole like a like a cocktail of emotions yeah it's like oh I'm so excited but wow bitter sweet holy s**t having fast wow it took so long and they just I'm so excited for episode 200 because I think I had the most fun recording episode 100 yeah episode 100 was this and we're gonna do that again it's gonna be more laid back loose episode where it's like it's generally a celebration recorded on camera there's going to be a copious amounts of I don't know if that's like okay to say oh let's say I don't know if we can say that but there's gonna be copious amounts of drinks in our s**t drinks let me say drinks yeah put drinks there no oh there will be and uh to be fun it's going to be fun we have we have a couple some yeah some surprises oh yeah is this gonna be the first drunk episode because that's a 100 word tip 100 was a little tip a little little tip I plan on I plan on getting there I plan on not leaving to like I'm gonna be like y'all have a great night I'm going to yeah right yeah just lay out 100 percent oh we've got some surprises some drinks some familiar faces some new faces so there's gonna be a whole it's gonna be good time it's gonna be fire really good time dress one week away that's oh god and and I don't the good thing about this is there's not gonna be a drop off after episode 200 because right after that hopefully if y'all subscribe yeah we have the one million subscriber episode and that I mean you talk about you talk about one a one b that's not even oh yeah that's not less than 200 that's not I'm hell it might be in terms of like what we're dropping it might be it might be above 200 but I'm just calling one a one a dude it's right there they're they're equal parts it's it's it's like legendary We just split it up. - Yeah, 200 is more of a celebration. One million subscribers, like since y'all got us here, here's the total sum for you. - Yeah, here you go. - Here's the sum for you. - Indian gift. - Now that might have been something. Now that might have been something. Now explain to me what that means. - Now, I believe the phrase is Indian giver. - I'm not sure where we're going here. - Hear me out, hear me out, take us there. - I believe it's a real thing. If someone gives you a gift and then you either re-gift it back to him or you give it to someone else. And I think the significance is the quats. You should give things to the Native Americans and then take it back from them. - I didn't know y'all ever give in. I thought you always got. - No, I think it was like, hey, we're going to give y'all that land and we're like, oh, you're on my land! Like that situation, like that situation. - Oh no, I'm looking at fourth camera. I don't know what's staying out on top. - Now I said, I'm going to retract. I think that's what it was. Oh, here, you can have your cow. That's my cow. I think that's what it kind of was. And that's where it came from. - So how was your week? My week was fantastic, man. I mean, spectacular week. Can I say something? Normally, we don't talk about like things going on in the world yet, but I finished stranger things. - I'm gonna say, I thought you were going somewhere else. I was about to say, you can't go me. - I just heard about that on the way here. - Yeah, be careful. - Wow, crazy. I don't know who that guy is. - Yeah, well. - I saw him in a Nike Tech, though. - I go, yeah, I don't know either, but we got him. (laughing) - Hey, I want to make a episode 200. - I don't want to make a episode 200. - But I did watch stranger things. Did you finish it? - Yes, of course, of course I did. I think if you claim to be a fan of strange things, you have not completed it yet. You're not a fan and you're lying to someone, so you need to stop. - I'm not even going to spoilers or going to intricacies of everything. I want to say, I am starting to disconnect myself from the stranger things fandom. - See, and I, it's sad, but I'm kind of there, too. It's because I don't want to be. It's so okay to have your gripes with the show. I have my gripes with the show and like, plot holes and all that. My synopsis on it, I think it ended beautifully. I think it was a great wrap up of everything. Yes, some parts seem lazy and unfinished and all that, but if you just go into it kind of mindless, it was good. It was really good. - So my problem, right? I think they know, I think, oh, what? I think they know that this took so long to create, that everyone is numb to it. There's, I can almost argue, there's not a single person from the ending of season four. The all the way to the start of this every day was like talking about it, plotting on it, writing about it, drawing about it, buying stranger things, merged. Like, bro, they got to a point of such, such a long wait, like the hype died now. So I think that is the allowance that they think they have gifted themselves for the plot holes. Think about watching that now since the whole series out. Think about someone that's never watched it and they said then watch it right now. Season one, two, three, four, five. They would be like, what the hell? That jump from four to five. Like, if they got to watch it all right now. - Okay. - I think that's where I have a problem with it. You don't want to marketing and stuff. It's present day, you don't think about future and stuff. For the show, the actual content. How is this gonna age? How is this, if someone in two years has never seen it and they pick it up for the first time, are they gonna like it? And it's like, bro, it was, I don't know. I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I'm just talking from a consumer standpoint. I thought it was fine. I'm disconnecting myself from the fan base 'cause some of y'all are weird. - Oh, if you're going down the rabbit hole that I think you're about to, I am one of those people. - Oh, I hope to God it happens. - Oh no, I'm gonna say like, I've been on a side of Twitter and TikTok. - It won't leave my feet, it won't leave my feet. - No, no, I didn't. - I didn't understand how much stranger things affected people's lives and like, how much they, I saw an Instagram account. There's somebody out in the world that runs Instagram accounts of the characters as if they're actually them and they post pictures with real captions and stories and they're like, oh, like you say it's what's Black Do's name? - Lucas. - Yeah, I know it's real name Caleb, so Lucas, right? So Lucas, you know, Lucas and Max, was real name Caleb. - Oh, I don't know, yeah. - Lucas and Max are dating in the show, right? There's a person who runs a Lucas account and a Max account and they post each other, right? Be like, a date with my girl and stuff like that. I don't know if they're AI images or what, but then somebody screenshot it then like, and I put it on Twitter and said, oh, some people are running Lucas and Max accounts. It's so cute. There's a quote tweet on that. With 15,000 likes saying, this is so inaccurate. You know, Lucas would have posted her and nothing but her and you would have talked about her like this. This is very inaccurate and it's like, and not even the fact that somebody posted that, the fact that 15,000 people liked it, I don't wanna be associated with you anymore. I don't like the show anymore 'cause of you. You're scaring me and have no literally zero real life responsibility. You can't have a pet. You cannot have a pet. You have to think about their well-being if you have time to make a fake Max and Lucas page. This is their day. Oh, I want them to go to like half day today and maybe eat a little baguette. They're gonna take a few pictures together and we're gonna post it. Good night. It's so strange. And then Sadie who plays Max on the show, she went on Jimmy Fallon, right? She went on Jimmy Fallon. By the time we're recording this yesterday. Yeah, right? And they spoil her if you haven't watched it. She asked Jimmy said, hey, what do you think? - Happened. - I love Sadie's thing. - At the end of Stranger Things with 11, she goes, she's dead. The crowd reaction. - Yeah. - Oh. - How could you do this? - So much so do we're Sadie doing it. - Oh, I mean, like that's my opinion. - Yeah, I think she's dead. - Yeah, and I don't think it's so scary to me that people are having a hard time separating these actors from these characters don't exist. - This world doesn't exist. - Now I will say, when a character is so polarizing, so good that if you see like Dwight Shrewd, no one calls Rain Wilson, Rain Wilson. They call him Dwight Shrewd. - Yeah, that definitely sucks for him, but like you, it's almost like an ultimate homage. - Yeah, it's a hundred percent. - You were so good at that. That's right. I can't even, like it's in my cerebral. - Right, right, but I don't go through my day. If Rain Wilson were to be like, yeah, dude, I didn't, sometimes I didn't find Dwight Funnier. I don't think Dwight should have done this or like I really didn't like this story with Dwight. I'd be like, what? - Yeah. - What? - Yeah. - It's fine. - It kind of scares me how people go to that. Dude, I think the same thing of like music die hearts, right? Hear me out. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, those people will come. - Yeah. - I like to consider myself a very large fan of the weekend. I have been listening to the weekend since I was like a freshman in high school, his first project, like I love his music from the beginning. You know all the lore. That's what separates us. Then there's like another stage. Maybe someone's physically got exo-tatted on their body. - Yeah. - And they just know everything. - Mind it. - Oh. - Ever since I- - I've been legit. - No, no, no. - No. - No, no, no. - Oh my god. - No, no, no. - No, it's gonna crack. Oh my god, just get- - No, no, no, no. - No. - Just get me. - No. - I don't think that's proper infrastructure. - Does that TV not have any-? - Legs, man. - Legs? - The way we got a legless TV. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. - Hold on, hold on, that TV to have legs. - You don't have legs. - They just want to- - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - So you put this TV up with no legs screwed in? I mean, we're getting- I mean, we're getting millions of views of most of our- TV doesn't have legs, man. - Oh man. Insert first commercial break. - You should know podcast. - Okay, I'm so sorry, we're back. We have to reconstruct the studio. I got a burst of energy. - Yeah, we took a little dusting, put an arm back on, took an arm back off. - Yeah, it's all good. I broke some things, but we're okay, we're okay. Okay, so I saw this thing and I'm praying that you have not seen it. It is an app and a company and it's called the Conqueror Challenges. Let me make sure I'm right. - What's it called? - The Conqueror Challenges, like to conquer something. - Okay, this is an app. - It's an app. So I saw it on my TikTok, right? And it was Lord of the Ring, Lord of the Rings theme. And I said, oh my god, this is right on my neck. - Yeah, no, I promise you I haven't seen this. - So I have no clue what it is. And it's these big mic metals. Like you can wait, like a ribbon, but it was like, there's like construction on it and like beautiful scenes and paint it and stuff. I was like, oh my god, these are sick. - It's like a lanyard? - But like a, think of like a trophy. - Like an Olympic metal. - Something like that, yeah, but it's a whole scene. - On the, like a ribbon. - Okay. - And then the ribbon goes down and there's like a piece, like a bell buck or something, but it's like a waterfall in Rivendale. Like where the elves live or like it's more door, right? So I'm like, this, this is fire. - I mean, wait, do you hear that? (laughs) - Stop. - Don't hear that. I don't know if I may be able to hear that? What'd you hear of me? - Call the fuck. - Brian held. (clapping) - No, so it gets so much worse, right? - So me being a nerd, I'm like, oh this is sick, I'm gonna click on it. - Payton, it's a running app. What? - It is a running app. - Like a physical running app. - So you download their app and there's different ones. So it's not just Lord of the Rings. Like they do like DLCs. Like it'll be like Lord of the Rings and then another, there's Harry Potter. There's all sorts of-- - It's really dry. - You sign up, you pay them money to sign up and then you run with your physical body to receive these ribbons when I tell you. I said, okay, maybe it's like a month of challenge. Like maybe you hit that little half marathon and you get the cool ribbon, okay? - Paying 660 miles. What? 660 miles is what it requires. - To get a ribbon? - To get all five challenges done and get the fifth sacred ribbon. - So 660 times five looks like 20,000. - Oh, wait, what are you doing? Where are we going? Where are we going? - So there's five medals, you got to run 660 miles for each of-- - Incorrect. - 660 gets you to the end. - Oh, it's probably 50, you get the first one. Maybe you had 100, you get number two. - Oh, okay. - 660 miles. - To get five ribbons. - For reference, from us to Oklahoma City is like 180. - It's a long run. You have to be gump. - No, they literally want you to run through five-- - No, you don't. - Yeah. - And then it comes, find out, it's like $300. - To sign up? - To get all five so you can pick which challenge you want to do. - We get to pay to do the challenge. - I download your app. - Yeah. - I physically sacrifice my body and I pay you $300 for a-- - Can I see a picture? You have to picture these ribbons we can put on screen. - I can buy them. - I need to see these. Okay, first of all, first of all, can we be honest? If we do a median picture of Lord of the Ring fans, and they're not running, can we-- (laughing) - They're the greatest fans ever. We are the greatest fans ever. - Yeah, we don't go for that Saturday job. - I mean, y'all can sit and watch like, oh my God. - We don't, since running 660 miles, we do not go for that. - I mean, there's no, there's rarely anybody that's gonna run that much in their lifetime. - Okay, look, this is right here, right? So that she's doing a reveal, she got it in, she's talking about it. - Put this on the screen, see. - But that's what it looks like. And I'll get a better picture. But you see what she's holding. - That looks like a car freshener. (laughing) - And she paid money and ran for it. Now, a hobby's a hobby. - No, she didn't. - Now hear me out, now hear me out. People are looking at me and saying the same thing. So I immediately thought, I said, I was sitting here, I was like, wow, this is absolutely crazy. I would never do this. And that was one of my top fandom things. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I said, I gotta think of a way that P would even remotely approach this. Say they had one for able test fit, right? - For the weekend. - For the weekend. - Yeah. - And you're running through. So all it does, you can run anywhere, but it gives you like a virtual map. - Okay. - So like, say it from the House of Blooms to the Air Canada Center and stuff like that. - Oh, I like it. - I like it. - I like it. - But you can run it everywhere. Anyway, tread it away. - Yeah, I like that. - Would you participate in a weakened theme to conquer. - No. For what? You're a car freshener. - You have to pay $300. - You! - $661. - I'm not running for $660,000. I'm not doing that. - Oh God. Oh, I'd run butt naked. I'd run butt naked. - Kim, how much money would it take you to run $660? - $660 miles. - Yeah. - Pay me a. $600, okay. That is a absolutely looter pay. - Exactly. How much money would it take? - I'd go 50k. - You couldn't physically do that. - $600, oh, I'd drive a time limit? - No, yeah, month. - Oh, is that possible? - That's, no, that's not, that's a month. - That's like literally running a marathon a day every single day. - Okay, so six months. - Six months. - Six months, so that's 110 miles a month. I could do that. - You think you could run 110 miles a month? - It would suck like hell, but yeah. - Kim, you can't even do 110 push-ups a month. - First off, that's not true. That's not true. One of my news resolutions, simply for discipline's sake is 100 push-ups every day. - Really? - How have you been doing? - I mean, I've got every day so far, but we're out that part of the year. - Yeah. - Have you? - A sword of God. - Have you? - A sword of God. - Okay. - Who's keeping track? - Me? - All right, are they full push-ups? - Are we going in? - They're full push-ups. - Do you know what I hate? - What? - Those little bitty push-ups, they do fire up. They do, do fire up. - But those used to make me sweat, dude. Like, bad. Gym class, do you remember gym class as a kid? - You had gym class? Like, were you actually did workouts? - You didn't have gym class in elementary school? - We just had PE. - We played dogs. - Yeah, that's called gym class. - No, y'all were doing push-ups, we didn't do physical stuff. We did jump- - Wait, wait, so like middle school? - You didn't have gym class. - Middle school, I was in athletics. - No, six grade. - Six grade, we had PE. - Wait, so y'all went to PE and y'all didn't have clothes? - What'd you just say? - That's unbelievable. - That's great. - That's crazy. What'd you just say? You didn't go to PE class and like, change out your clothes? - Oh my God, you lived in an actual Netflix movie. - No. - I went to school like Disney Channel. - No, you did, no hell no. - We went to PE. We took our backpack off, threw it on the side. We sat down and listened to Coach Van De Ver, and we watched his nuts hack fall out of his shorts. And he said, he said, yeah, we're playing dodgeball today. We're playing dodgeball. Come on, come on, people. We're playing dodgeball, boys and girls. - He goes, try to dodge these balls. - He goes, he goes, we're playing dodgeball. We're playing dodgeball, and I'm literally like, if he was like, I don't know, man, I'm sorry too far. - Yeah, we're looking at old nut, and then we're literally getting up and playing dodgeball. That was our PE. - This was my PE. - We didn't have accessible lockers. - What? - We had lockers lined all throughout the school. We're not allowed to use them. - No, okay, this was what we went to PE class. It was like middle of the day, like right before science and lunch. - Oh, that sucks. - So you would go to PE and we had a locker room, and you'd go in there, and you would have a gray t-shirt, which is already bad for me and my pubes and sweaty air. - And like, blue shorts? - Blue shorts. - We were in the same athletics, not PE. Like, you only had that if you were on a sports team. - No, but this was like six grade. So right before you got on a sports team. - Yeah, we didn't have that. - So like six grade. - First through fifth, yeah, you were wearing jeans and stuff. Yeah, I get it. But at six grade, in my prime puberty time, like 13 or whatever I was. I would go, I remember I was going, I'd put on these, you know, athletic clothes, we would go run like a mile. (laughing) Play tether ball, and then like, do the Pacer test. You know what I mean? - I have to say this out loud. I was thinking about you. I was thinking about you putting on your shirt. And I was thinking about how much hair you had and just sharp crooked teeth. And then you said, run a mile. And literally in my mind, I like formed you running a mile. I tried to teach you to keep, but I had you like this. (crashing) Like, I want all fours. You were like, (crashing) I'm passing all the kids like, (crashing) I'm like, you're right. - So you see now, okay, that's not an ape. That's not a primate. Oh, I didn't say this. I said, you're like, see, you're running on my knuckles. (crashing) And I hope we make it to two, okay. No, okay, but then, and then you were in prison system. And then we would have to get out and I'm wearing the same draws. And that's where I wore those like pajama draws. The big like, like flannel ones. And then my, your pecker could, my peck was too small. So we'd always go through that hole. - Me too. - God, I hated that. - Dude, I hated it. - I hated that. - Bro, dude, I used to get seven. Now, one more year forward, seventh grade, right? We had football, like six o'clock in the morning. - Yeah. - First off, first off, 70% of my team didn't shower. You're absolutely disgusting. - That's what I was like, I didn't shower either. And so I would go. - I took my shower. I went in there, squeezed everything I had, held it. - You're like, (crashing) and I went, (crashing) looked like a little colo, and I was like, (crashing) I didn't even need the pink, I was like, (crashing) I was sitting there, I washed my (crashing) because I know, I stink. This is happening at six a.m. It's six a.m. I'm out there tackling Gerai (crashing) and he's, - I don't think that's the better. - You didn't hear about that. - No, Gerai (crashing) - He's fantastic, he's a good guy. Yeah, he's fantastic at football. He was a hooper to them. But he's, (crashing) he's sweatin' stunk like hell. - See, no, but that's what I'm saying. But a lot of these guys don't bathe. I bathe because I knew what I would do. Now the consequence of bathing is A, my swag was absolutely atrocious. I'm getting out of a shower and I'm putting on an aeropostal shirt with like Levi Jeans 501 'cause I didn't want my (crashing) to get caught in the zipper and then Adidas slides. And I'm always, it was a horrendous fit. I had absolutely, absolutely zero female attention. The one girl I liked, absolutely, did not want anything to do with me. And then I'm goin' to my class 20 minutes late because I decided to shower. - But you should know podcast. - Dude, those times were honestly wicked. But it's so good for your upbringing and foundation. Like these kids now are wearing purple jeans and like Balenciaga. It's like, I went back to like a high school game to watch the kids that used to coach. Those kids are home arts here, D-O-R there. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, none of you work. None of you have a job. - And that proves my point that the place that these kids go to school is a nice area. 'Cause it's like, that's the only way it's their parents afford it. - Oh, yeah. - I'm not buying my kids that stuff. - No. - You're wearing, you're literally gonna wear loony tunes, Ross clothes until you're 17. - Dude, the guys, the male students that had the Mrs. Peach Backpacks and the Donkey Kong Backpacks and Mario Kart Backpacks those big, like those toy zipper bags. - I hated that face. - Really? No, I wore a stranger things back back in high school though. I was 17 when a stranger things back back. No, I was about to say that-- Hey, man, you're literal senior, you're-- Yeah. You caught it at the last chance. You look like-- No, no, no. That was-- that show created in your senior year. Yeah. So you-- I mean, trailblazer. You did it, but-- That's close. Holy shit. You get a stranger things back, you're 26. You get a stranger things back back. 100% high school. Yeah, I had a stranger. And then I would wear like the shirts. I would dress like a character. Dude. I'm telling you-- I had that 11 shirt. I rocked that for a while. Yeah, that was fine. You were, yeah. Now I resemble her. Shout out, Millie Bobby. You do resemble her. You do resemble her. Hey, I was reading comments on last week's episode. And it is-- I didn't think it was going to be this nerve-wracking talking about my relationship publicly. Like, I don't-- Honestly, I'm kind of teetering the line if I like it or not. Because, like, I don't like-- I just don't like that many personal comments about, like, a personal thing that you-- that you are fond of-- That I'm fond of, right? And I'm very protective over my hot breath-wise. There you go. I'm a little mama bear. But then, I started to get self-conscious. Right? I'm like, hey, maybe I'm too happy. I'm way too happy. This could go real bad. And I was singing about, what are some ways I could get cheated on in this situation? Because, like, this girl's perfect. I don't think she would. But maybe she's so good. But she's so good. What is she cheating on me? You need to protect your heart from these thoughts. No, no, it's too far. Why are you thinking that? No, I'll literally be in bed. And, like, something's great. It always happens with some greats going on. I'll be like, you cheating on me. [laughs] She'll be like, what the fuck? It's a middle of the show. It's just funny and everything. And everything you go, prove it! You're like, say what? She goes, oh my god, why are you yelling? So they got me to thinking, what are some of the worst ways to find out you got cheated on? And I came up with a couple. Oh, I mean, hell, I got to, I've loved to hear yours. I got some walked in there. So I wrote some down. Because, honestly, I thought this, me and her go shopping a lot and CJ was there. And this almost happened. Or I thought it was happening. So, I wrote it down. One of the worst ways you can find out your girl's cheating on you is through her dog. Imagine what? Imagine this, because I thought it happened when we went to a store together. Imagine you and your girl are in a store together, right? And she has a dog, right? And she's carrying the dog. It's a little cute, like, little lab dog. Automatic break up. If I'm dating you, your pet doesn't leave the house. Really? Yeah. If you go, oh my dog's coming to the cappuccino, I go, you'll have a great day. I go, absolutely lose my number. No, no, no, no. It's not a service animal. Sure fine, the pet stays home. See, I just agree. I love her dog. I love my girl's dog. And so, anyway, imagine going to the store with your girl's dog, right? And he's like a little cute, like, just one of these cute little dogs, right? And you know how dogs, whenever they see people, they just kind of sniff them and like, keep going. You could tell that they don't recognize them. Oh my god. Imagine you're walking to the store with your girl and her dog. And that dog sprints towards a sexy man in the store. And then the guy goes, oh, what's up, Betty? Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't know the heartbreak. Cut wrenching. Especially you're following like POV. You're like, we'll just watch in the dog. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna like you. And then you look up. It's like Anthony Joshua. You go, oh, he goes, oh, hello, Betty. And he knows your dogs, your girl's dog spot. Oh my god. And it starts going to the ear. And the dog's like, oh, it turns back to you and goes. I'm like, they're literally can't be a worse way. Now, now hear me out. Because that's a personal click connection. You did that. That dog's cuddled in bed with that dog. Oh, 100%. That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in rather around the crotch. Not all dogs do that. In the crotch is strange. And I should have said that around the crotch. Yeah. Oh my god. As soon as he gets done. What's in easy? He gets the marinade on your wife. Oh my god. He gets a pet's that dog. Oh. Yeah. That's that. No, you. Yeah. It's like, oh, something's got to happen. It's like, oh, why does your dog smell like Louis Vuitton meteor? Oh, and he smells like another man's cologne right in that fur. Dude, dog. Dude. Oh, man. Oh, man. Here we go. Does it make it worse if the guy's a little less attractive? Let's be honest. If we look up, he loves the dog. Dog loves him. You look up. He looks. Dude, yes. Yes. No, that's way worse to get cheated on going down and going up. Because I've been cheated on both ways. Oh my god. That's true. I've been cheated on both ways. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck are you getting from him? It's not for me. Yeah. I mean, he, I was like, dude, I remember the first time I got cheated on. I found out who the guy was and I was like, oh, I literally have no value. I was like, this guy. I was like, I was hating, but like, come on. You're like, oh, no, no, no, no. I have nothing to hurt. Like, if that's the guy, that's your guy, that's the guy. Yeah. But then I got cheated on with the guy that literally was sexy as hell. I was like, I would give it up to him. Like, I get it. And he is more money. I've seen some of those. I'm like, hell, I'm gay. Yeah, yeah. It's like, no watch. Just call him over. Okay. Dog is wicked. Yeah. Well, dog's wicked. The first thing that popped in my mind is that I call it the detective route. The detective route. Or the Sherlock Holmes. Don't hit too close to home now. Sherlock Holmes. Now, it's, now you, you might have nibbled and dabbled in this. But just, it's like a, it's like a breadcrumb. Like, one thing's off. Like, oh, who? You sell somebody $200. Yeah. Well, that's, that's weird. Like, what? Okay. And then, oh, wait, you went like, like a bag of to go somewhere. You told me you didn't get lunch other day. Oh, god. And it's just breadcrumb after breadcrumb. And then finally, there's this grandiose thing. Like, you just figured out and you're in front of them. That's worse because, hey, you've been cheating on me the whole time. But, too, you made me work. And I don't want to do that. Like, I'm not a detective. I do this for a living. You know, I'm not on peace together. No, having made me follow your mistakes. And still, like, the end result is I'm still being cheated on. Following a crime scene to find out your girls getting plugged up by another man is tough. No, no, no. That is rough. No, no, no. That is immediate breakup. That is immediate. Oh, my god. I'm like, there's a better chance that we stay together. If you walk straight up to him and you go, I cheated on him. Yeah, he's happened to you. There's another person. No. No, it's a lip. No. He can't start that narrative. No, it's a lip. It was with the whole basketball team. It was a girl in high school. And it was to reverse. I had to pull that information out. So you know that guy that starts over you? Yeah. I've been slurping him. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Okay. Okay, another worse way to find out you've been cheated on? I don't know. I don't know if there's worse than that dog. No dog sucks, too. No dog sucks, too. Because dog's personal. Oh, good. But imagine you go to your girl's house one morning. Like, y'all live separately. You go to your girl's house. She's tired. It's like a Sunday morning. So she's tired. She went out the night before or something. You're like, hey, babe, let's go watch it. It's just sitting the house and watching movies tonight. It's the Sunday. Let's just be lazy. Perfect. Wish you were. What? You hear it? You hear a knock on the door. You're like, oh, babe, what's that? What's that? She goes, oh, I don't know. I'll get it, though. You get up to go. Open the door. It's a door dash. Two milkshakes with a note saying, hey, thanks again for last night. Imagine that. I mean, this guy got your girl cookies and cream. And if he knows to keep that whipped cream and cherry off. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This has been going on. Oh, police are going to be in the near distance. It's her favorite order. It's her favorite order from a favorite milkshake spot. That's intimate. And it says, thank you for last night. Now, do I know? Do I know? I guess she already confessed that she went out last night. Yes. You knew she was going out with some girls. And we were not there. Oh, my God. It was a girl, dude. Girls night is nothing but curse. Dude, I remember I picked up my ex from a girls night. I noticed I'm at some doot house. And I was like, and I'm like, dude. I was like, I've never heard of this house. Or see, like, I don't know where this part of the town is. It came out close off. I'm here. Oh. How about that, dude? It's just butt naked. It's when they're like this. Yeah. I was a man, dude. I'm. No. No, no, no. I was. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, baby breath sticks. Oh, no. I was like, can I smell like a, can I smell like a two? I was like, alfacotto. That's a good call back. No, I just. If I were to really expose all the ways I got cheated on, like, the things I, I was okay with. Bro, I honestly think if they cheat on me, and there's a milkshake sent to the house. Yeah. I play cool. Yeah. There's nothing at the door. I come in. I just, oh, what the hell? It's a false knock. And I go, so babe, where, where were you last night? And I griller about it. Because that's, dude, honesty is the cure. But you're a real guy. I'm not a real guy. I'm, I'm so emotional. I have to get this out. I'd be like, baby, who the fuck is motion? Yeah, I can't because you, it's, it's like the bait and hook. I'm gonna let them sink their own ship. Yeah. Okay. My last one, I was thinking about this. Very simple. But getting the news from someone else you love. It, but not the actual partner. Oh, I do. It's crazy. I'm four for four so far. All these is happening. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the milkshakes. But someone's milkshake it. But it was food. Yeah, it was food. Oh my god. She got cracked because of the end and out. Oh, it was crazy. But dude, finding out from somebody you love. And the dude, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting cheated on over animal fries. Oh my god. No, no, it was a plane fries. I didn't get animals. He's like, he has a respect for your cardboard. Oh my god. But yeah, like some, like, like say your cousin tells you. Oh, dude. Your friend, your mom, even. If the denial, why would you say that about her? Yeah. Oh my god. You're going out just sad. Oh, man. Imagine your own mother. Imagine your mother and I'm whatever the scenario because we don't God knows your mom if your girl can to your mom said, "I cheated on your son." - She's not making out the house. - Yeah, she's not, no more girlfriend. But in this scenario, let's say, however she did it, your mom comes up to you and goes, "I don't even need to talk." She's rubbing your back, oh, it's-- - Oh, be okay. - I'm sweating. - Yeah, no, I'm sweating too high, I'm sweating too high. I'm sweating your real mad, actually. - She goes, so uh, you know, "Voldy cheated on you." (laughing) - Take her mom, you go, "What did you just say?" Oh my god, no, that dude, 'cause honestly, you're part of her at that point. You have enough balls to tell, to tell the truth. - No. - We don't have enough to tell it to me. - I know, if you're doing that, you're telling my mother, you're two levels crazy. - Oh yeah. - One, you're crazy enough to cheat on me, two, to tell, need a rat? - Yeah. - It's crazy, dude, I remember when I got cheated on, it happened for the close friend who was a girl, like my high school, a homie. - No way. - She was in bed, she facetied me, and I answered, and she was like checking on me, and she was like, yeah, she was like, so when did you, and so and so break up? And I go, we're not together, I just started it. She's like, and I was like, what? She was like, oh, I didn't like that. Was that, what was that mean? - And she goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, no, no, you're gonna tell me. And she told me she was simply, and she was like, well, I just keep hearing stories about the different guys she's looking up with. And I said, what? And then she gave me names, and I was like, oh man. It was just like name after name, scenario, scenario. And she was like, yeah, I thought you knew, 'cause everybody else does. Ooh, I don't wish I don't anybody but Pierce. (laughs) - Yeah! I'm kidding, Pierce, go on. - I'm kidding, so, but yeah. - But that's the worst one. Those are my people who are saying to get cheated on. - Oh, that's terrible, that's terrible. - Yeah, I pray you, and I pray no one gets cheated on, man. That's, actually, I think young men should get cheated on. - At least once. - I think once, it's very good for your hurts like hell, but if you take, if you take the righteous path, you will come out better. - Yes. - Now, you can't, we will lose some soldiers to the dark side. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side. - Yeah, see, see, see, just that. - Oh yeah, I mean, you get your little heart broken and you might start, I mean, your whole life. - Yeah, isn't it crazy? Like, it's actually crazy. You could get your heart broken, and it could, your life up. - People, the people that are spending life in prison 'cause of that. - No, no, people don't understand. That is, it's something so small as like a high school, or like a high school boyfriend or girlfriend. - Yeah. - Bro, your brain is not fully developed. You think that is, you're like, your e, your whole life is right there. - Your whole life, and they break up with you. There's people that have done some wicked (beep) - Yeah. - I don't even talk about crime, but like, it could, like, like the butterfly, a butterfly effect. - One more time. - Butterfly effect. - There you go. - It could, like, that could make you smoke for your first time because you were so sad, and then you become an addict, and then it just sends you down, and they're like, "Well, I'm saying, I'm saying, what if that happened?" I go, then you become an addict, and then you're on the side of the street homeless, and then you're itching at your right arm, and then you get staff infection, and then you get your leg apitated, and then you're, it's done. - Oh, because I'm okay. - Oh, because Jasmine and the (beep) don't take your limitless jobless soulless. - Yeah, I just wanted to bring that up 'cause it's a deep thought I've been having recently. - Oh my God. I mean, that's terrible. - Yeah. - I wanna bring something up. - What happened? - I'm almost certain. Don't know how. My phone got leaked. My phone number got leaked. I mean, 100% because-- - How so? - One, I've gotten a ridiculous amount of texts from car dealerships, and I'm not on the hunt right now currently. - Oh, it's like that, just spam calls. - I can spam calls too. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause I got another, I got a call, right? - Yeah. - From New York, unsafe number to said New York. - Okay. - And did not save potential spam. - So I go. - Open it. - Open it. - Answer it. Hello? - Bbb, they hung up. - They heard that voice. - They call back. - Yeah. - Who is this? They hang up, don't say anything. So then they text me. They go, "Hey, who is this?" - I go, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." Don't hit my line. - Don't ask me. - You are reaching out to me. - You know who you're talking to. - I said, I literally said, "No, no, no, who is this?" They said, "Sorry, my friend Jacob got a new phone. Gessie gave me the wrong number." And I go, "No Jacob here, comma, no problem." - See, that just shows how nice cam is. Jacob, I'm not texting back after that. - I'm not the cat voice. Well, hell, let's find him again. - Yeah, let's find him. That is cat's number. - He's like, "No, and if you don't have the answer, we'll drive him again." So then, right? So that same number, it's kind of lingering for like the conversation. - Uh-huh. - And they go, "Oh, okay, I appreciate it." Sorry. Like, all right. The next day, you and me get on TikTok live. - We do get on TikTok live. - We are on TikTok live. We're talking, having a blast, and I get a phone call. The New York number. - Okay. - So now, I don't even know if you keep this. During the live, I went, "Oh my God, I hung up." And I go, "I gotta tell you something off live later." And you're like, "What?" And I go, "I was like, I said the whole thing about, "I'm gonna give you one clue and I pointed to the fan." - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause I had a working theory. - Yeah. - So that New York number, the same number, keeps calling me. I keep the night, it keeps calling me. Keep the night. Now, I'm getting texts, but I'm just swiping. It's trying to stay focused on the live. We get off live. I go to my text. It literally says, "So sorry for interrupting "your live stream. "Didn't realize it was stopping your camera every time. "We're massive fans of your podcast. "There is no Jacob." Second text, "Where the dude comes in?" By the way, not weird fans are anything. (laughing) We're not weird or anything. Just really wanted to say, "What's up to you?" I go, "You have my personal number." And you're calling me while I'm working. - Yeah. And I told you, I told you, I don't want to continue this. But you're not weird or anything. You're not weird, right? - Yeah. - No, don't do that. Where'd you get my number? - Well, I understand that. - First of all, that needs to be sanctioned from the government. - Are you sure that they got your number? The 1682. (gasping) - I was about to say, "I don't know, it's my phone. "It's for you." And I'm like, "Damn it." - Yeah, no, but for real. And it's like, it's happened only a couple times now. - Yeah, don't do that. - Please, don't. Oh, if you, if you, 'cause whatever, if you call me or text me and you're a fan, automatically, well, see, I'm worse than you. You're a nice, go lucky guy. I got your IP now. - And I'm a threat. - No, I will not that. No, he'll be fine, but you just won't like that. - Oh, yeah. - Don't, 'cause I'm not gonna interact with you. - Yeah, no, I gave your number, by the way, to the police department. - Yeah. - No, I did block it, though. You're like, "By the way, shake your front door." - And it's the cops out there. - About? - I go. - You're like, "No." - Yeah. - "Brave, get up the phone." - Oh, man, yeah, don't do that. - There's so many people breaking boundaries of our personal space, man. - Like that, it's just a weird middle ground because in a very, very, very jaded lens, like sure, it might be a sign of respect. Like they love our, they love what we do so much. They're really just trying to talk to us. - Yes. - And I get that. - I don't talk to us, meet and greets. - I'm not going, I'm not going to find LeBron James number. - No. - And then harass him. - No. - Just because he's my favorite. - Yeah. - And it's like, it's a weird line. And by all means, we're nowhere near LeBron's line. I'm saying that for my personal experience. - Yeah, it's just so weird to me. I don't know, I can't understand doing that. So we're saying this to say, "Don't do it." But if you do find the cam's number, are you sure it's the one, six, eight, two, stop. - Four, four, three. - Oh my god. - You just got to guess. - You just gave him 65%. You're like, they, they, they Louis have to guess the last four. - Yeah, they can, they can find it, they, they do that. - No, they can, they can, they're there's machines. They, that's one out of a thousand. - Honestly, if, one out of 90, 999. - If you guess the next four, you get the right to talk to Cam for 30 minutes on the phone. - I'll give you 30 hell. - Who am I kidding? If you guess the, if you guys last four, I'll give you 30. - That's hilarious. - I don't know. Hell, how's it hanging? - You don't know how's your aunt? - Is she a lucky congenitor? - Oh my god, God, this is beautiful. Where do you stay, huh? What was the first video you saw of us? - I go south the code. Oh god, no, that's, yeah, that is a bad place. What do you like about Peyton? Oh, nothing, all right. Well, yeah, dude, yeah, it's, it's, it's getting funny. But there's a, there's a guy that came up to me in the gym yesterday because I went back to the gym. - Hey. - Surprisingly so. - Come on. - Thanks for coming. - You, you went to the gym yesterday? Yep. When I invited you to go to the gym. - You didn't invite me to go to the gym yesterday. - You did not invite me to go to the gym yesterday on Monday? - Oh, no, I didn't. - Yeah, I know you didn't. I know you didn't. - That's too good. - So you were too good to go with me. - Yeah, well, no, I just didn't want to go. I said, I was starting on Monday. - Okay. - And so I went on Monday and I was there for 15 minutes because I got stopped six times in the, the sixth guy. Said, oh, dude, you're that dumb on the pod. And I said, dumb, I'm going home. I was done. - I was done. - It's, it's, that's funny. - No, a guy crept on me today. Crept out of the shadows. Good guy, cool guy. He goes, he was, he had my boy Diego told me back. I said, I said, hold on, I said, so how do y'all know each other? Then we started talking. - Who said he's been 14 minutes? He's still not dressed. - Can we, well, like, he gets dressed. You take so long to get dressed as dumb believers. - These earrings, first off, I can undress record time. - Do it. - We'll censor it. - No, I have this. - Who can get undressed quicker? - No, I guarantee you it's me. - I guarantee you it's me. - Off camera, it's me because I will go down to mine. - How to do it? We can blur it. - No, I'm not doing that on the camera. I don't want to blur big enough. I go, it'd be a hell of a f**king bar. - The whole, the whole screen's blurred. The whole screen's just black. - No, no, for the, oh my god, imagine how funny this is. Imagine it's like color-graded blurring, right? So for me, I'm like, taking off and it's like this little tan, very white skin. And then right here, it's like, it's like a couple pics. And you go and you strip down it's like That would happen man, that would happen. That's the funny day. Oh God, you're blessed I mean, I have been told that I'm blessed it means the most when it comes from you good morning I am not blessed with my mouth except for far from it so much I cursed No, I'm like a I'm like a motor you like you go and I get going like a motor you're a motor with a double ailment Crazy man, I mean you got you got fat tongue and you got bad list But here at YSK we created a new challenge a new game and we're gonna do it right now I'm actually really excited about this. I'm I'm kind of scared for luck, jaw man This challenge we created is the hub-a-bubba tongue twister challenge Basically me and cam are gonna put a whole roll of hub-a-bubba in our mouth and read each other tongue twisters Oh my god, the person listening has to guess the other person's tongue twister I got faith in you, Bob. I'm I now honestly I really don't but I'm trying to give you that confidence Yeah, I mean I have a hub-a-bubba since the pinder greedy award 1412 mean either and this is six feet I know all right. You want me to go first go go for you. Okay, go See like like immediately you bit that What are you doing, bro? That's a gun. They give it to you in this nice thing on purpose. Oh my god Your jaw's already working You're trying to get it down you chewed on silly, but you like You are salivating on my wet mouse and it's coming. Oh my god. You're dripping like a dough Hey, hey, maybe you should go I just all fear in your eyes That thing came down my dog came back up boy. Oh, man It's like some wilted spin. What the more in there do I want more now. Oh, man. Oh, you bit that like it's a Pastry stop. That's what's causing. Oh my god. You need to roll Just the mouse noises I can't do the whole I can't put the dinner. No, you have to try broke first off. You have to first off It's like it's like a synthesis. You got to break that down to your mouth. You got to get it nice and gooey Dude, and you're one of the sickening part your tongue's still bigger than all the gum. You have in your mouth your tongue's bigger than that my jaw genuinely hurt I can't breathe. Yeah, I can't breathe out of my nose. I'm out with a can't breathe out my nose of a mouth. We've a Oh, this is bad. No, you got to go more You got to go where you gotta finish it. I'm gonna open this thing up. There's more in there It's like it's a gift that never stops gift. What's the thing get the keeps on giving? It's the gift that keeps like it You have to totally mouth you have to I can't You have to Oh, no, no. Oh, no, but okay, we'll call it. Thank you. Please all right. All right first Oh, okay, I'm guessing that is so you look crazy Dude, it's kind of making my stomach hurt. I'm gonna listen to this. Oh my god. It's making my stomach hurt. Don't do YouTube First First talk to us. Okay, there we go. Oh My god, just throw that last bit. Now you can save for the whole row in your mouth right now. You're lying Now you're a truth there. Oh my god. It's cuz you didn't know how much is Go go go. Yeah, here we go read it. What's on here? Luke what likes lakes Luke luck likes lakes Luke's duck likes lakes. What? Luke but likes lakes and Luke's duck Luke luck likes lakes and Luke's ducks likes lakes. Uh-huh, okay Something right here made a big like a scream for help noise thing one of him swallowed it was a day was like reverb you it Yeah, I can't tell at this point. I can't tell what's my tongue in us to go. Oh god Oh Oh god Luke luck links lakes and Luke's duck likes lakes wait Some about Luke's some man said it's a lot of licking ducks and lakes. You said Luke's lake. Dicks luck dicks I have nothing in my mouth. All at once. All at once. Spass. Oh, yeah Spass. I'm not gonna I think I know it's oh you're getting crazy sliver Dude, it is making me uncomfortable watching you you look like you're oh dude you look at your chewing a bungalow It's like part. Oh, oh, it's like part of it's still hard part. It's so soft. It's like me after a couple wishy shots You got me the shaft is I mean the time pole of that head. I mean it looks just just I haven't prayer. Here you go Luke luck likes lakes Luke's duck likes lakes Luke luck likes like what Luke's duck looks like. Okay. Here we go. Final answer Luke Luke luck likes lakes Luke's duck likes lakes Luke luck Luke luck licks lake. Yeah Luke's ducks licks Luke's ducks likes licking lakes Oh, it looks like two licks lakes. I'm sorry. Good. This. Yeah, that's that is. Oh my god. Yeah. Come on Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that. That's torture. All right Pete, you don't understand like the vision. I'm trying to feel nasty. No, the visual is insanity. I think I think I see peers get hard All right, so this one I think that. Oh, okay. I feel the cavity coming off. No, this one has a lot of assages Ricardo gum I almost threw up. I almost threw up bro. I almost threw up. Oh No, no, you did the slur me literally concave you slurped it was out here. You slurped me like this. Oh My god, I'm trying to guy. No, it looks like you're chewing on beckna. Oh Dude, no, you're it's making me high levels of nasty right high levels one comfort, right? Silly Sally. Oh, it's so much. Sally Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep. It looks like you're missing it too So what okay, hold on, I'm walking in silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep seven silly sheep silly Sally shoot Silly Sally swiftly shows seven silver silver shoes. What? silly Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep This is Silly Sally swiftly. I don't know that it's that word go again. It's the you're just trying to give me a suit again No, I don't know what I literally don't know what you're saying silly Sally something something to shoot. It's not just chewing like lawyers You're chewing them silly silly silly silly silly silly silly suit silly silly silly silly silly sweet. I don't know what you're saying sit shoot What do you say suit Oh, too. Oh, too Feel the girl too So okay, shoot silly Sally. Oh god. It's actually our last one silly silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silver squawks What was it? What was the end of my throat? What was the end? Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep, but suddenly silly So I wait wait silly Sally silly Sally silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silver she is a bit more filling Silly Silly silver sheep. Yeah. Silly Silly Silly. Silly Silly. Silly. Silly. Silly. Silly Seven seven silly sheep Silly Sally shoot. There we go It looks like it no, no, no, no, no, this might be a lot. It looks like you just spit out a placenta. It literally Oh, that's more than the time. Okay, I'm okay. You try it. Just we can just do one more. Oh my Dude, first off, this is how you properly do. Yeah, we take 10 years to do it. No Show me that She up fast you can roll that thing in there Been down a little bit Yeah, get that quick quick go go go go go Oh, you shut it up. I mean your lips are so dry right now Oh, man. Oh, man. You sound like a hog Sorry, Robbie, sleep it. Oh Love your mouth Put it in bro Looks like you just did a line I'm so gross Well, oh my god No, I told you I told you I told you They told you bro. I told you okay. We're gonna consolidate to the left. Yeah, you got to fill that left side up Oh Yeah, it's nasty Shop it in there Now we got to go immediately to the tongue twister. Let's go dude your mouth You look like the Dave Chappelle character Let's go don't chew yet Are you mind are you mind oh? Cam Oh, I don't listen to some all they're all clicked off of this Are you ready in the game in the end? Oh, oh, it's so gross Come on, I'm the boss. I'm how big you how big if you're now as you check that you go oh my god Betty boy boss of blood Good I What do you know do it? Please don't I have right here. I have right here. Don't want me. We're playing we're playing gum Russian roulette No, who's gonna get some? Not me Where's it? Oh I think I broke something Did you turn it off? No, didn't turn off. It hit the HG mind HG minds out I don't know I mean you want to talk about flavor though. Holy that was good. I enjoyed it Yeah, dude that is that is absolutely insane Can I can I can I read you what I was reading? Yes, read me Betty butter bot some butter, but she said the butter's bitter I kid you not The only thing I can think of is how big is your mouth? Okay, you want to but I since you had such a hard time with that. I want to see I want to see how much hubble bubble you could put in your mouth. You got to put that back in If you can't if and under 30 seconds I might you could put all of this in your mouth and say I love Peta I'll give you five hundred dollars I'll try. That's I mean, that's a daunting task 30, so I don't even get a minute 30 seconds 500 hours and 30 seconds. Hey, don't start I mean somebody's gonna literally gift that what you just did with that sound too Yeah, this is all getting All right here we go 30 seconds start and five four three two one for five hundred dollars. Hey, we're in consolidate Got to go pay the method. There's no way Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, how fool are you? You have 15 seconds 10 seconds for five hundred dollars came you got us out of bed. I'll give you 45. No, I won't give you let's go Ah, sorry, 41, 41 One second off so close. It's so far. I'm oh, I do stuff. It's gonna make Not can't be and it's got to get muted. Oh, I know it's got to get censored. It's got to get censored All right guys, I'm gonna do the outro this time Thank you so much for coming back to the you should know podcast episode one ninety nine remember to next week is episode two hundred We have a lot of surprises. We have a lot of special things coming, but then after that we got the one million subscriber Episode special where the biggest announcement in YSK history is coming this week's secret code is Hubba Bubba list hb L a h hb Hey, hubba Bubba hb. Oh, oh hubba Bubba list. Remember One hour to go out there and I'll make it on the Christmas and we'll see you next time.