Hot Bottle | Son of a Boy Dad #438

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I don't know if you find. - Oh, wow. hero that's very weird that's very exposed wait that's the delta no it's virgin i would rather than be looking at my feet though because is this the bed or is are those just chairs i think those are i think those lay down to a bed yeah but then your feet are like in the aisle i'd rather that than like when the flight attendant walks by and you're laying down you're going to be laying down they're not going to be right over your head i'd rather than be right over my feet sean can you just quickly get an image of the japan air uh business class accommodations that i will be enjoying next week on my way to tokyo next week unbelievable yeah oh that's that's choice and that's private you could damn near goon in that i'm gonna goon no full wraparound though no but that's a pretty comprehensive shell because when i flew mint we had i had a door yeah you're gonna want that door definitely gonna want a door for gooning i would ask you don't want a roof okay so this one looks like it definitely has a door oh wow she's having the time of her life be on your flight do you think i doubt it it's crazy make a video like this i mean you're easily good i should that's what my mint flight looked like exactly like that yeah see that's complete with boyfriend in the next pod that's got a toilet on it in in your own little it's crazy how much girls can get for putting out the same content that a guy will put out and they'll make she probably made like four hundred thousand dollars for this post i mean exactly you know don't you think yeah definitely definitely did influencers the one job where the wage gap is so heavily skewed in their favor and we hit the glass ceiling definitely we're like we have like shit that doesn't even do that well like it has 12 000 likes right and yeah you're probably i get she it was well over six figures for sure six figures probably free flights for a year oh yeah see that it's just such a uh and i'm happy for them i'm happy for my sisters of course it's it's about time i'll be the profession that gets underpaid yeah no problem i'll take this one for the team for equality i got no problem to swing the pendulum single-handedly i'm swinging the pendulum like a fucking mace when when you guys are are uh laying in one of these beds you're gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god do you buckle your feet in like that buckle your legs in i try to get strapped down like a mental patient i don't like yeah that's the only thing i hate when they're like i want them to we'll be on like hannibal lecter like when you're when you're laying down buckle the legs in you mean wear the seatbelt that she had her legs strapped down i've never seen that before no neither i will say it there are times where i've fallen asleep on planes not when i'm lying flat but when i'm sitting up and at some point i kick in the middle oh and i smash my shin so hard against the metal thing in front of me that i want to bring the plane down yeah i heard on japan air that they'll sew your kimono right into the seat good yeah i want a sleep sack yeah they'll put you in a chrysalis on japan air yeah i mean that's going to be an experience it's going to be so nice what are you going to do to elevate the experience and what time is your flight my flight is at one 20 p.m oh yeah interesting to indianapolis no we're going direct oh right over to japan on the way back i'm flying through uh i'm flying through minneapolis are you gonna are you gonna get shit tanked on the flight or what um we'll have maybe a few drinks i don't know i'm you know what guys have a full day i'll tell you what i got home from vegas last night late and the thought of having alcohol ever again is entirely anathemaic to where i'm at right now i don't know what that means but you definitely were talking about hot bottling a flight on the way to vegas a bottle of hypnotic we hot bottled two bottles of hypnotic what's hot bottling what's hypnotic hot bottle is when a bottle comes out and you go hot bottle hot bottle hot bottle hot hot bottle hot bottle hot until it's gone and you just pass it around oh i see so it's not like you're not very casual experience uh well i wouldn't call it like misformal no i'm talking about in terms of your drinking pace it's more of a game it's more of like let's get drunk it's a team chug yeah yeah yeah you gotta have a lot of bodies for that well we had 12 okay so that's not how many swigs uh you kind of have to like eyeball it and if you undercut then the last guy has to drink a lot oh it's only one turn each yeah oh my god i thought it went around and around no no you pass it all the way down the plane yeah i thought it went around until it was over no you go what you caught it you gotta really try number 12 can really get fucked yeah but but the first time number 12 if you wanted to the first time we did it number 12 had like a barely a sip left oh wow we all over kicked a little and then the second time he had a lot yeah where'd you hit in the rotation um i was in the first one i was like middle somehow and then in the second one i went first right yeah that's that's where you want to be like a lily phillips we did two bottles of hypnotic and then we did a bottle of fireball oh oh my god what's hypnotic tastes like i don't think i've had it since i was yeah that's what i figured it tastes like blue candy riptide rush it's so good it's just so you did three hot bottles on six hours of flying i mean that's not that long well we were i mean we were drinking how many how much time in between were you like all right another hot bottle i never brought the hot was anyone ever like maybe we do a cold bottle let's just do a regular we were we were drinking cold bottles i was drinking they had brought main beer company on oh wow this was the best thing ever that sounds great the tv was the biggest tv i'd ever seen in my life oh yeah it was definitely oled no it was oled it wasn't i could tell from the glare no way you couldn't you couldn't tell from the glare there's nothing wrong with that i don't i don't have an oled at home it's not home that's not home they're on a plane they're on a private plane that had a fucking diagonal massive tv just be happy for him for one i am i'm thrilled i'm just not gonna lie and say it was an oled it goes through a really bad health thing and you're complaining about the quality of the television on the private right well they're hot bottling triple hot bottling the temperature of the bottle things that only you would have an issue with fireball had to have been was that like that was definitely the last hot bottle i think it was yeah no one wanted the hot bottle after that that one was tough got to vegas and all the late 30s dudes were asleep guys i think i'm not having fun anymore we got off the plane and we came in so hot to vegas um like the actual plane or just the crew or both what do you mean i didn't like hot landing oh i mean like excited oh okay yeah landing was perfect i presume yeah you never know didn't know if there's storms or something no i think ron understood what i meant i was clarifying okay for the listeners out there who have no ability to discern between the lines speak i mean we're talking planes and you say we came in hot to vegas i'm gonna assume you had a bad landing now that you say it i actually understand yeah i meant based on the context of us drinking and coming in hot bottling i was like we came in hot like we were excited but i see what you mean and i'm gonna give you credit for your point um mature as hell we went straight over dude my buddy i mean my buddy's the man uh he he got us the plane and like you're kind of thinking like okay we're we're gonna land like i'll be generous and i'll get the uber for like four of us there were three black cars waiting for us on the tarmac of course on the tarmac yeah jesus yeah and you find a harry reed work no podcast what'd you say i said what does he do for work he's on giggly squad yeah he's on cast is he on he does uh he does he just signed with i with uh serious serious yeah he's an alex cooper's unwell network um anyway we we went uh we went to the casino we went to win encore win whatever and got out checked into our rooms and then went straight down started started playing blackjack and uh i lost a lot of money pretty quickly this is night this is night one night yeah so you guys are banged up solid at this point proper the pit bosses were licking their chops yeah i don't know i wouldn't say we were sideways or anything we were just like the you when you fly into vegas you fly like right now alongside the strip oh yeah and the lights just appear out of nowhere and the airport is five minutes from oh it's right there yeah everything's right there yeah um yep did they have like a it's like all of you guys on the plane las vegas welcomes the hot bottle boys when did they take this that was like five minutes ago how am i gonna pay my ride um yeah so we went to the hotel and checked in and then i we started playing blackjack now i'll tell you this uh obviously we wanted a three two table but at that hour what they do is they only let you play three two if you're at like a high stakes two hundred dollar minimum table damn and um so i mean i that's where my buddies were i sat out with them and i just i just went down pretty quick smart but you were playing 200 yeah smoked and i think there was a hand where it was like okay split okay double and all of a sudden i had like 600 and chips on the table and the dealer made 21 and i was like all right it's time for bed yeah then you go to bed and your heart's pounding because you just hot bottled for the last six hours and then spiked your adrenaline my veins are coursing with hypnotic and fireball i'm ready to kill and i'm like i can't i don't have enough money yeah that's how they made captain planet i think what what are the uh mini bars like in the wind from my memory they had some incredible mini bar yeah they had some good stuff but i didn't touch it i mean my buddy and i split a room we were the only two who did but we did that because the last time we were in vegas was for my buddy's bachelor's party and we split a room then and we had a great time so i enjoyed that and together we we pushed each other towards healthy decisions that's good he's the one who had the health issues nice and so uh we went to bed we went to bed at like 11 the first night really yeah and then woke up at 7 11 you went to bed at oh because the time difference yeah time difference i was like we were 2 a.m at 11 it was 2 a.m uh our time woke up at 7 uh next day you know meals more gambling a little bit of pool a couple more hot bottles no any hot no more hot bottles the rest of the trip man let's get ahead of it now if you get hot bottle service that thing cost an arm and a leg a woman bringing out a piping hot bottle of champagne please heat this uh dom perignon i like it out of 165 like a chicken just hold it between your thighs for a while yeah can you incubate this um what else happened that was funny i mean the meals were always we were eating food really fun i clawed back a little bit on the second day was playing uh out by the pool yeah and got up or came came back like i chipped away back to like i was down 500 so i made a thousand back nice then that night i lost a thousand again so i finished the day flat and then on day three we went to encore beach club which is like the big outdoor party the chain smokers were there of course they were um and friends of the pod yeah i mean i messaged um taggart because he's from my hometown of freeport maine who drew taggart he's one of them oh okay he's the one who sings jam who smokes he's chain he's smoke i think they're both chain and they both smoke that's one of the smokers okay that makes more so that because i always had it mixed up that makes sense well i messaged him but he didn't open it i'm sure he gets a billion dms but i would have liked to have um said hi to him yeah that would have been cool he's vastly outperforming me as the hometown hero of of freeport maine oh he's from freeport i said that just now must have been 30 seconds oh wow i missed it completely what were you thinking about completely missed it because he kind of like put that as the centerpiece of the sentence yeah i don't know how i missed that i think i was focusing on the chain and the first the smoke do you think if you were in a better mood you would have heard it probably but i was also thinking about your betting i was thinking about you said you wait so you so you left down 500 oh i haven't finished the betting arc yet oh okay okay um because i'm still hot i'm thinking hot bottles like i'm all over i'm all over the place why don't you choose the track no no no and i'll put the record on that no no continue to the b side of the story you're skipping around and it's scratching a lot happening the record this is a lot for me to handle we're burning through the needle i'm trying to like kind of live through your weekend right now hot bottle yes right i get that okay yeah don't be afraid to add a couple things in even if they didn't happen like i want to hear more hot bottles three hot bottles for the weekend is not we were on pace for like a nine encore you must have hot bottles you don't hot bottle you hot bottle on the plane tell me you hot bottle on the way home at least no flew flew on a nice delta flight they weren't hot bottling on the delta flight i was i was uh i was seated next to uh well joe coy was across the aisle from me oh shit and he dude here's how well liked he is i'm not i'm not making this up we're going through we're boarding the plane he's hugging the gate agents why are they filipino i don't think so he's hugging non-filipinos like they were like latin black like you know are you sure that wasn't filipino i'm i think he knows them i think he's might be doing him he might have a vegas residency oh yeah so he might just be there all the time i think he actually does dude a lot of people bargazzi's got one right yeah there's a lot he had one for a while who did melanie john like last year that sounds like a pretty good gig i know the chain smokers live in la and they get a pj every weekend on saturday yeah come play that encore beach club they do like whatever an hour and a half whatever they probably paid like 10 million dollars and they just jet right back yeah that's insane that would be awesome but coy isn't taking a peach he's a man of the people he definitely could take a peach he yeah he i i'm guessing i don't know where he lives i mean i wouldn't have thought that he lived in new york doesn't handle i don't think in new york is he still with handler i'm not sure that's a great question they were dating oh yeah coy and handler were with each other for a while were they really yes look can we look this up sean joe coy handler sex tape it's good it's explosive i i got on the plane and boom um well beautiful couple you got on the plane and i got on the plane and i'm getting on and i'm putting up i'm helping a friend like a friend of his or someone put a bag overhead and then i was like joe just want to say hi i'm a comic as well he gets up out of his seat and he goes come in come and we're doing a hug gave me a hug oh my god like this is the nicest man alive so maybe the gate agents didn't want to he must have been on three bars and we're not talking self-service yeah i mean you're just hugging everyone like that that screams annex he was great no no no he was awesome that is super that is super nice it was really nice he fell asleep okay joe let's get you back down in your seat let's strap your feet in i think he is one of the most universally beloved comics both among his audience and among yeah he definitely is i think he's the most well he might be the most liked people like him a lot i mean i think it goes to show with just how much how much how many tickets he still sells yeah still packs out fucking arena massive well how many filipino comics are there that fan is uh he's thai right is he filipino i trust you on that i thought he was hawaiian i have no idea i could see either those are very similar i trust you completely on this run hawaiian and filipino are pretty much the same thing what does it say there i can't read it sean half filipino and half white you were right filipino with the f so you know it's real but what if he's half white and the white part is hawaiian right that's what obama was same shit same same yeah i just don't think that when you become the first person of your ethnicity to really be able to represent on a huge stage you fucking tear it down you do think of bobby lee in the korean community you make a lot of money like that yeah yeah which is why like it might be worth you figuring out more about your ancestry oh definitely ashkenazi unfortunately there's a lot of successful you would not be the first ashkenazi a lot of successful ashkenazi ashkenazi jewish people almost all of them yeah i might it might be tough to break into that yeah you might have to lean on to the what else you like welsh or some shit i have no clue to be honest you might have to lean on your welsh side yeah the cape cod side anyone successful from the cape probably are right francis half ashkenazi half cape cod yeah did your buddy who you went to celebrate did he have a good time yeah he did yeah uh we i mean that makes me glad the dinners were awesome that place golden steer is really really good it's cool and we were such a big group that they would put us in like a back room oh hell yeah and what's cool about i mean we didn't even have to like order you know it was all just like they brought us all the hits i mean i was just eating two pound lobster tails and damn fucking steak and are you the best eater at your in your group dude i'm trying to tone back my eating in a big way i'm trying to lose this 10 pounds and i can't it's because you're eating two pounds of lobster it's gotta be that i cut sugar out of my diet in a big way and i thought that would make a huge difference before or after you were chugging the fireball liquid sugar is doesn't count because you pee it out oh you don't retain any of that yeah i didn't i had no idea it's all sugar only stays in your system when it's um when it's eaten yeah fireball just start ripping slushies and shit then yeah well the mistake i made was when i put the fireball in the freezer and then had a popsicle of it yeah then it stayed then you just lost all your progress pretty much one lick yeah anyway um that's vegas uh you know we i'll tell you this i'm not a vegas guy did you get any whores or no no i i don't i don't like whores did you see any whores i'm sure i did i wouldn't have they all everyone looked like a whore they should have to wear a badge on their arm yeah like a scarlet letter yeah just a w an h i had i had probably the best vegas trip that i've had uh i think i've been to vegas three times now i don't like it it's not for me i'm not i don't want to just gamble and that's other than that i mean i don't know what else there is everyone says like oh there's so much to do it's like well yeah okay there's dinner oh no there's nothing to do yeah if you're not drinking or getting whores people go to people go to shows yeah but i live in new york city why do i need to do that i don't need to go to vegas to go see blue man group what the fuck are you talking about i get it if you live in nebraska but like yeah we were 10 blocks from broadway yeah it's i mean it there's if you live in new york city there's not many places you could go where you could do stuff that you can't do and there's homeless people doing cirque du soleil on the subway yeah you don't even have to pay for yeah i was on the w with a guy in the blue man group this morning he was blue head to toe he was late because he was applying while he was on the way yeah he was coming from vegas too hot bottling the train yeah covering himself in hypnotic yeah that's what they use a lot of people don't know that they just dip their body it's uh it's been a long time partnership between blue man group and hypnotic or the other multiple layers of hypnotic you're not blue enough dip him again give him another coat anyone any got more more hypnotic blue washing him the uh the other thing you could do in vegas is like find the fire escape exit to go out to the strip to like clandestinely smoke a joint so you don't get kicked out of your win room yeah any kush were you blowing any i'm blowing any tree out there because the kush is legal but there's nowhere to smoke weird and it's not good and it's bad it's really bad oh i don't know well i guess it depends on where you go i just had a pen penjamin franklin yikes well you can't smoke a joint in the room so that was the nice middle ground yeah i guess that's true i don't like those when you went to bed early and watched knocked up did you guys hit the penjamin in the room and giggle i was my buddy can't because of his brain stuff oh yeah makes sense um so you were just ripping the pen all weekend yeah are you in a little bit of a pen fog today a little bit because i feel like you get a you get a good fog for like a week after the pen yeah i i don't feel great but i did go to i did a workout this morning that was just punishment yeah i was just punishing myself for my behavior this weekend and my choices i mean you had quite the weekend saturday i got so drunk that like did you wait i gotta we're not we're gonna we gotta did you buy the weed pen yourself oh i had it you're you're a pen guy pen and teller that's crazy acting like this is what do you mean what's so big what's the big deal of that you you smoked a jewel for 10 years yeah but the pen is like degenerate no it's not yeah it is what you do when you can't smoke a fucking joint on a private plane or in your hotel room i just have no i just you just like you're like the last person on earth i could see buying a pen uh am i am i am i wrong i've seen i've seen like high-end executives when i was writing for that tbs show oh so you're talking 10 years ago 10 years ago we're talking right now it's like a little black it looks like a jewel yeah yeah that kind of a pen not one not like the long one i think all pens aren't created equal i think if you're getting it depends if you have a pen with uh resin in it like it's barely yellow you you might be a crack addict but if you have a pen with like a dark fucking like chocolatey if it looks like you're drinking a yoohoo out of the pen then i think that you're like that that's something i mean i just cracked the pen open and drank it thought that would be quicker just rub it on your gums i feel like it's the fastest way to get the pen in your system oh man i i'm um i'm i didn't know that that it was a worse i i've always not thought that smoking joints hurts my lungs more than yeah it's just people talk about the pens like that just because like people a lot of people that i'm not obviously i don't think you're doing this but like oh wow you gotta oh no that's it's headphones also people hit them like 24 7 yeah i mean it wasn't a dab pen no it was just like a concentrate yeah yeah they are inconsistent but in a scenario like that they're fun to have around well yeah it's all i could it i wasn't gonna keep going down the from the 55th floor out the fucking place and you got to go far away too really yeah because they're they're on you about it are they really the last time i went to vegas we went straight from the airport to a weed shop and i bought a bunch of weed and i had it in a bag yeah it's like a and we walked into the hotel and they took it from me really that's so but isn't but weed's legal there you cannot bring it into the hotel oh wow and i've smoked outside the airport and a cop pulled up to me he's like you got to do that at home and i was like i'm going home what do you mean but i didn't understand that he meant like you have to like smoke before you get to the airport interesting i didn't know i didn't know vegas was so strict about that well that's why uh kb got kicked out of his hotel room yeah yeah they found they found they found pen residue yeah on his mirror sweet kb okay guys let's talk about quince you know those pieces in your closet that you find yourself wearing on repeat that sweater that goes with everything the perfect pair of pants or the tea that you somehow always reach for first those are the pieces that make getting dressed easy and that's what quince does best obviously it's sweater season and quince has stocked my closet full of the most wearable beautifully fitting comfortable sweaters that you'll ever find in your life because it's timeless style versatile looks and it's a lot of fun and 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not into the concentrates like you guys are i mean i'm not into anything francis was hitting it was hitting his puff co on the plane they are just inconsistent i think that's my only thing you just never sometimes you don't know what you're gonna get sometimes it'll make you feel terrible kill people this one was low key yeah yeah of course was it rove i don't know just curious you had a pendulum within the last year but then you got off of it and i gave it to you yeah yeah i said get this shit away from you from me and you threw it away because you said the same thing yeah wow i didn't know i had a couple of converts a couple of born again grass smokers those things are way too strong i'm off the stuff man i can't and they don't even make you feel good god bless you if you're still into that yeah i feel like sharp that's the only way to describe it i'm like oh in the pen then going through like airport security yeah it's like oh fuck when we went did i bring a bomb and we went to birmingham for um for bush i hit the pen i had a pen and i hit the pen before boarding the flight i had to go to the bathroom and sit in the stall i was so anxious i was like why the fuck did i just do that i'm gonna be on this plane for 10 hours oh birmingham england yeah wait wait i'm confused you're saying in between flights no before boarding in america in america at the airport you did it airport how do you do that i don't remember how i did it i think a little sleeve action yeah a little sleeve what just that and then you ghost it pretty much you know it's a good way to do it if you have to is to use the like family restroom oh yeah in the delta sky club but then that's you can do anything in there yeah definitely but then you can pass out with a needle in your arm and they'll take it out like bring an alcohol wipe and slap you a couple of times and then you're like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so send you on your way clean you up good you're looking for gate 62 make sure you get a good nap you'll be fine if you're polite on heroin they do not care no why would they unruly on alcohol is the only thing that can get you in trouble really it really is no one likes a crazy drunk person no unpredictable um yeah i have heard of people getting kicked off airlines for hitting just the uh regular vape not even a weed vape but those yeah i mean that's understandable yeah that just great that can't be smoking on a plane one time confusing one time i was in a car my car i was driving harry and was this in wisconsin no it was when we were going over to brooklyn i picked you up oh yeah yeah and you ripped your jewel and exhale the giant fat cloud in in the car and i rolled down my window this was in wisconsin because we were driving from milwaukee to madison i distinctly remember this happening it's probably happened a couple times in tri like you're in tribeca heading to the bridge i remember it happening in wisconsin too and you roll down the road and you're like oh my god i'm in a car and you're like oh my god i'm in a car and you're like oh my god i'm in a car and you're in a car and you're like oh my god i'm in a car and you're like oh my god i'm in a car and you're the window down and i got pissed yeah you were like oh oh come on now we're doing this yeah he's like i thought we're hot bottling yeah i was like well i mean you know that was for you i put that in the air for you to smoke to get second hand high i'm trying to live in this fucking cloud um anyway the point is uh on the last day on saturday i we went to the encore beach club and i was somehow betting there and at the table that they had outside fought all the way back love that and i ended my trip down 400 bucks love that from from being down 2000 and that feels like being up well it's unbelievable yeah bro it's house money think of this my buddy made this point he was like that feeling you have of fighting back to only owing four to being down 400 for the whole three night weekend imagine if you had gone up seven thousand dollars and then gone back down and you were leaving up a thousand oh yeah you'd feel way worse definitely than if than what i did absolutely you'd be looking at things online there's seven thousand dollars exactly yeah yeah like i could have got this i could have had a motorcycle yeah i could have had a scooter i was so proud of myself that i couldn't help it i had a little bit of time to kill on sunday and what'd you buy just some cologne some blood of chanel exclusive it's a it's a you know it's a pretty obvious one but it's it's nice hit the yard a i just went to that one i'm i'm lying i went to louis vuitton and bought lamentate as well but um yeah do you have that one yes that one's fucking good i think it's my fave that one's really good here we got to get you into that's how you say lamentate yeah wow yeah that's exactly how it's pronounced yeah that's what i layer with the oud wood i have i have three fragrances at home they're just store brand Irish spring no they're three samples like this big no no they're big samples though that's why i got them what do you mean what do you mean store brand i don't even know what the brand is i got him at target there's not like target sells nice colognes yeah of course they're like uh they're like the size of like uh one of your probably one of your carts one of your pens yeah is that a pen sir no no cologne um that is nice you got to bring it are you wearing it today i bought those two this is blood of chanel give that a little give that a little whiff oh wow oh that'll be perfect to slingshot you into winter you want some you want a little taste i'm okay thank you i'm getting i'm actually getting a good bit right now hug get a nice wow that's good treat me like i'm joe koi wrong okay i don't have that me and you don't have that relationship like you and joe did you guys have any more conversation you and koi on the way off the plane he goes hey man hey good luck like i wasn't even gonna say goodbye yeah he's like good luck to you i'm like joe thank you thank you and then i was almost like i'll see you at the clubs and i was like i i don't do that anymore yeah so i won't did you show him any of your like uh bona fides bona fides i did not feel the need to impress upon joe koi you played td right joe we both play tv i'm just remembering that we both play td are you playing some of your clips like out loud on the plane tires yeah no i i what did i watch i watched oceans 11 which guys i'm embarrassed i still don't i've watched that movie probably you don't get it i'm not 100 sure how they pulled it off i don't understand entirely how they do the sort of fake staged heist and then pipe that in and then go in all of that gets a little murky to me i'm like i don't know when the last time i watched i mean i was probably like they switched the cameras to the facility that they built and then to counteract that they shut down the power so then they can actually go in sneakily um i think is that the one yeah do they have the little asian guy in that one yeah but that's where they that's where they um they get him they get uh the guy who owns the casino to call the police they take that call and bring in their own SWAT team which is what steals the bags of money so good yeah that's a great movie maybe i get it maybe i think you get it that's it i think you're understanding i think that there is like how do they get how do they become the police maybe it's more like it's like in there's a there's a fake van initially that they like drive away and it's remote controlled i don't know there's just pieces at the end there that get a little like convoluted they ask a lot of the viewer i can't put it all they ask the viewer to buy a ride to another scene yeah you're you're kind of like forced to be like i'm cool i'm brad pitt i get it yeah and i get i get 90 of it yeah i think you get it but i don't i think you get it as much as you really have to get it yeah that's what it's i mean that's a solid heist movie it's probably the best in the town the town the town's definitely better the town i get completely yeah the flower shop guy yeah oceans 12 is bullshit just like i clipped your daddy's yeah yeah yeah put the hook in her do this thing for me you're gonna do this thing for me and you won't kill me i promise there's no way you'll come back and kill me later got the look in her got her doped up real nice who's walking around the streets it's real real dark i love it the uh i'm not working for you what does he say he's like i live at 551 bunker hill stop by anytime i think you're the only guy in charlestown with a gun then when he kills him at the end yeah and the way he dies too that's so good sort of just like slumps but i'm just surprised that he never never expected to get killed ben affleck no the guy the flower guy he like talked however he wanted to so many people and they he was like oh they'll just never come and kill me because he's the boss and he's also got a guy sitting next to him with a shotgun 24 7 and what good was that guy not at the end of the day none yeah he didn't kill them both he didn't do a damn thing oceans 12 is bullshit though because dog shit they just rely on you to believe that like in this world the actress juliet roberts playing a woman looks like julia roberts yeah that part is super dumb that's too that's way too much it's like a little like it's like a funny bit that they probably had in the writer's room that's like this would be funny but it's like yeah but don't actually do it because it's not worth it you know what another funny but speaking of that though um in the in the early scene of oceans 11 brad pitt is playing poker and teaching poker to all to like celebrities all these young celebs who are playing fictitious versions of themselves and it's like till for grace for grace danny masterson or it's it's a guy like him it's a guy just like him i don't know you'd recognize the actor whatever the point is like maybe the idea there is that the the ensemble cast is so star-studded that they can just throw more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more celebrities in in the ultimate pit of irony but like yeah but wouldn't they be like holy shit brad pitt's teaching yeah that's the guy that guy looks just like brad pitt like why doesn't everyone look like why doesn't matt damon look like matt damon yeah that's why does only julia roberts exist in this in this universe yeah that that's the big part that's the big problem it's like if one of the celebrities exists that they're all with why do the other celebrities not exist yeah joshua jackson holly marie joshua jackson very well watson and shane west are all at the table there they none of them know not not one of them knows how to play poker which one's tofer grace is she the redhead one no that's a guy it's the guy from that 70s show the main character no oh the the one who's complicit the one who wrote the letter about the rapist no it wasn't that fucking actually yeah yeah the guy who he's like listen he might have raped some people but i like him and i also murdered someone so this is kind of a let's keep let's focus on his shit like we've all had dark times after that 70s show i killed a guy personally court of public opinion don't we all get one yeah i murdered my ex-girlfriend and he's a serial rapist people really think you just get one you don't you don't just get one you really don't get one well i mean vegas definitely won this weekend that's for sure i can't believe you watched it on the way out of vegas like you're done with vegas and you're like let me just get one last taste i can see it going on for a while i can see it going on for a while i can see it going on for a while on the way like how you'll watch a lawson translation on the way oh watching thursday night football too yeah yeah i wanted to watch it in the sense of feeling like uh we are like you know you can live vicariously through them taking the house oh yeah of course that's how you felt being down 400 like i also i felt pretty good terry benedict is also mad at me dude going to the cash exchange as you're checking out and giving them chips i had 2500 in chips um and i had brought 2900 in cash from selling my guitar like quite literally yeah i was gambling my guitar all weekend yeah and like by the end i had i had gotten even all the strings pretty much back no no you got a three string now you got a banjo yeah how many strings is a banjo you got a fiddle now yeah yeah of a viola um yeah you definitely lost at least two strings yeah well that's still not bad either way i it's a really good feeling to exchange the cash yeah definitely and then i was like this is too much cash to bring on a commercial flight so i went and bought cologne yeah that's you traded your guitar for good times and yeah yeah it's worth it lasts a lot longer than a guitar it does scent is nostalgic scent is tied to memory guitars are just tied to scent is scent lasts until your next shower so you say so you could technically this is the exclusive it's like the x-ray so it actually it stays around a lot longer shower really some of it's stronger than the shower i wouldn't like yeah did you see the clip of jamis winston putting cologne on oh yeah it was oh my god he emptied the clip he covered himself i've never seen a cologne with an extendo yeah he had a cologne with a drum on the bottom of it it was just like i mean he gassed himself but i think he did this on purpose so much of this is on his clothing i mean that jacket what he must only wear one scent um he's going back to the neck i feel like he did that as a joke i don't think he did i think that he's just him he's just a funny guy i think he might be funny i think he's a funny guy man i like this team giants are playing tonight i'm excited i just took them very excited i'll tell you what i like this team a lot great vibes well i told you i said that the giants beating the cowboys i thought the cowboys were a good team and the cowboys are very good against washington now jaylen was out but they were winning they were winning that game i think so too yeah it doesn't matter yeah i mean people were saying that they i mean they say it every year but there were people that were saying that like they had dac as mvp and they were saying that they had dac as mvp for this year like going into the season so i mean people must think that there's that offense is pretty good well he's got a couple pretty star receivers pickens lamb ferg i wish on thursday night you'd take in the parlay that me and harry could oh yeah we hit we hit big we said on the show we said our two touchdown scores on the show right at the end if it was laporta and kinkade most of the time when you guys start talking about football i tune out i know and then i heard you talking about football and i was like oh my god i'm not talking about football right now and i'm like what is this well this is the ultimate secret which is that i pretend not to like sports but i'm as straight as they come i don't want people to know that i mean uh what i meant when i said vegas won this weekend is yesterday was had to have been one of the worst betting days in the history of time for who everyone i don't know i mean i ended up crawling my way back i actually did get in a very similar situation that you had i went down a lot and at the 1 p.m the 1 p.m massacre is what we're calling it and and uh bloody 1 p.m yeah the 8 p.m i ended up crawling back but i mean it was like almost all of the favorites lost in the one all nine of these hit for me saints ravens under vikings bears under saints 49ers panthers parlay cowboys commanders over 49ers dolphins run went nine for nine yeah on your bloody 1 p.m it was six bets but uh all six one really so you what about the other what about the others i mean what about the other 30 touchdown scores touchdown score long shots of course roan i'm just not buying that i'm not gonna far be it for me to tell a father of two how to spend his money but you can buy a lot of cologne really with uh the winnings from that i'll tell you right now how much you win i say we hit soho what's your unit size um oh i'm making it i'm downsizing the unit what's your unit size don't unit size shame me i'm not shaming i just i'm i prefer that we're open about i'm trying to say super downsize my unit size yeah down from 10 g's to five dude i try i told you guys about this fucking suit that i bought yeah yeah custom how i went in to go get the custom suit i wound up getting two custom suits yesterday i went to go try on the suits oh no still don't fit not only do they not fit they were the worst looking suits i've ever seen in my fucking life oh no they didn't not only did they not look custom i looked like the villain from a batman movie in the 80s a penguin there was no body to any of them the colors weren't what i expected the size was fucking preposterous the shoulders fucking jutted out like a zoot suit i looked like a cartoon character the body was so wide the pants had like just so much extra fabric i get like suits aren't as slim as they used to be this woman who was an indian woman had me dressed like a like an indian man you know how like an indian man will wear like a garment that goes damn near down to his knees that's what she had me and she absolutely destroyed me so what is this the final fitting this was uh this was like usually they do that interim right they're like this was supposed to be the interim she's like 99.5 percent of the time no one needs alteration and i was like the like sleeve feel a little bit big and she's like no try to move your arm if i make it smaller you can move your arm and i was like all right and then i got home and i tried it on and like my window was open and like this was like the final fitting and she was like no try to move your arm the the wind caught the back of the suit and i started to gust like a sail through my apartment it lifted me up like i was parasailing i was like no this can't be i'm getting fucking lift all this so i was like i called her back and she was so flustered yeah i'm sure can you name the place i don't want i don't want to all right because it would it would it would deter how many did you get just one i got oh no i got two because i was like i won't be able to decide it's a wedding that i'm so to her credit the turnaround time was fast and that was the only thing she did right um and the the like the the wedding is thursday there's like a small ceremony on or i go down thursday there's a small ceremony on friday and then the big ceremony on saturday so i wanted two and now i have i have zero well so what do you do in that situation do you get them or do you return them can't return it it's custom there's no returning so i'm going back today to get it re-altered but i don't trust her i don't trust her at all so i want to bring it back to a new place because like i've paid her for this already yeah so go to a different place and pay them again she'll see this through for she has to see this through she has to fix this i don't know if i trust her at all i did yeah that's why i'm saying i would just go to a different place yeah but then i'm like the the pot committal like might you bring one suit to a new place and bring one of the suits back to her i just need to i just need her to i'm going to give her another chance to fix it for free but or not for free for the amount i've already paid and then if she flubs it i'll take that to someone how much does this cost too many units too much how many units does it cost several uh several units a lot of units i like your look today of course you pop the collar outside the the crew yeah that's my signature look i know i think it's nice i haven't seen it in a while no no it hasn't been i mean the weather's finally here you look like ernie ells oh yeah that's what i'm going for you look like a late 90s like dutch or south african golfer yeah i actually got this call uh stitched onto this by this indian lady at a it would be so much bigger there's nothing there's no shirt underneath no no it's all one it's one piece did i do move your neck that sucks though and i'm just it's my fault because i'm like such a pussy that in the moment i wasn't like no yeah but i just didn't expect it because i got in custom suits before for less money that i put them on i was like oh these feel great and then she's like trying to just like justify it i was like oh yeah maybe she's yeah you got fleeced maybe she's right and then i got fucking fleeced yeah you got banged badly bad the stitching of it like you see the stitching's like on the outside of the jacket i'm like this looks fucking like that looks that sounds terrible it was it's terrible you should just go to macy's and get one i should have gone to macy's i should have got one off the rack and i got my suit at macy's off the rack best suit i've ever had fits perfect never had to do anything for it that's because you have the perfect body if course like don't it's obvious that you just have the perfect body you have the body that taylor's dream about the phantom thread was about your perfect body so i went to uh what's it called todd snyder this morning and got a whole new ensemble oh my god you bought a whole new suit not as not a suit i didn't get a suit i got like a pants jacket situation because i'm not i'm not gonna buy another suit wait what this is this is my same thing i do with fragrances so you bought a third suit sometimes you the only way out is through i don't trust this woman to fix it so why are you bringing your suits back to her because they're already botched so bring them somewhere else but then i have to pay for it you just bought another suit anyway but i don't know if i try to get these suits fixed by a third suit i don't know if you'll be able to get them by thursday original suits fixed because they might another tailor might not be able they're usually two weeks on alterations i need it by thursday what is this wedding that you're going to is it like a saudi prince or something it's charleston south carolina bigger fancier than the saudi prince this must be the most important wedding of your life it's on the last remaining plantation that still has slaves right they pay them they're actors they're like civil war reenactment actors they're very handsomely paid but they actually do the work i mean i just don't get getting the suit fixed by the same lady i feel like you're like she's already got the money she already got paid yeah anything she's gonna fuck the soups up i don't trust her to be able to do it but i'm gonna make her do the labor because i'm so pissed yeah you're not even gonna get a suit back maybe but then hopefully i can get a refund then if i just if i go home believe in me once i wish i could um i just need to i just need to look kind of decent but at this rate i'm gonna be out of the bar surviving barstool money in fucking two weeks oh yeah yeah my phone oh okay yep let's get that shut off please sorry about that we already talked about no phones during the pod i mean yeah i don't know what to say i'm ashamed of myself we're gonna have to start bringing out the basket everyone put their phones in the basket and at the end you go home what do we got here are those knockoff airpods they're not knockoff they're the they're the evolution why are they black they're the chinese ones you haven't seen these they're the huays oh no bro they're so much better that's where they go that those can't be better they don't go it looks like those look like an accessory that you got at zoomies they don't actually go inside your ear they they're so good the sound quality is better you go inside your ear they go inside and it doesn't go so deep into your ear cavity that it destroys your hearing and i have big cavities to be very frank with you of course yeah so i'll lose your standard cavities my ear gashes are fucking massive and so i'll lose an earpod so i had i got these guys you've lost airpods in there yeah they just it's just one inside your head it's like when the chilean miners got stuck someone has to go down and with crampons walk through my earwax to try and fucking free them um but these you can't even get most of the huay is that how you say it h-u-a-w-e-i you're familiar with the brand yeah you're not even allowed to buy their like cell phones in the united states because like the chinese are like they confirmed themselves that they're listening on it oh yeah i don't care if they just listen to me banging through eagles podcasts and like oh no i mean yeah the huay the eagles what bro are terrible what's their record it should be oh and two what should be mean they don't ask how bro they ask how many no pictures on the scorecard come again there's no pictures on the scorecard ah nobody cares how you made it's just about the number i like that i love that actually i'm gonna start using that i don't uh yeah what did your fruity ass do all weekend what your fruity jason ass do this weekend you know me you know me i had shows all weekend i had a show on saturday night at mid at 11 15 was my spot and is that when the show started or that's when you went up no the show started at 11 my buddy d rock was hosting uh derek drescher yeah and i wanted to get there a little early to chop it up with chop it chop it up with old pop do some chop yeah yeah and uh so i left my apartment around like 10 20 and i ubered well it must be nice that's no time for chop though well no it's plenty of time for shop because my apartment to the stand is like 22 minutes ubering if there's no traffic if it's perfect my uber driver took the williamsburg bridge yeah why why would we do that i don't speak arabic i can't ask him we're stopped on the williamsburg literally dead stop and he turns back and goes sorry a lot of traffic i almost strangled him i was like well yeah because you went the longest route a mad we may as well have taken the brooklyn bridge why would we not go through the tunnel it's the stand is right there why didn't you say something before he got on bridge because i wasn't paying attention he turns back and he goes we'll be there in 25 minutes after i'd already been in the uber for 15 minutes i was like that can't be true i think you need to start subway more i took the train here today i take the train every single how long did it take 30 minutes okay so was it worth saving the potential five minutes for you at at 10 15 p.m yeah why because you're scared no because the trains don't run on time on the weekends so it's like i gotta like be looking at the thing i just wanted to uber get there do my spot go home you know what's uh you know what's good though is that google maps will tell you when the next train is coming yeah but it went but then it has the big thing and it says delayed and then it's like oh i'm not coming for 30 minutes and shit yeah i don't know if i were you i would have ubered excuse me i would have taken the train in and then as a treat i would have ubered home yeah that's what i was thinking as well but i decided to give myself a treat both ways that's too much treat double treat that's double treat i wanted both treats marcus aurelius would never do that marcus aurelius would never take two ubers he would take one maybe i'm not mark well you're not a stoic and that shows shows in every part of your being that you're not a stoic god punished you for being overly indulgent yeah exactly wow i haven't been you're greedy i have been i have been ubering significantly less significantly less but uh at night the uber the train is a pain in the ass so i ubered i did not i got there a minute before my spot started and i'm so no chop no chop at all literally zero chop how'd they take that how did pop take that you know pop i mean he's he took it well he's really into mlb the show right now which i find so funny the game yeah okay he's just playing baseball and he's telling me about how he some some dude won a tournament for fifteen thousand dollars and he was like i beat that guy he's like that should have been me and i was like i would love nothing more than for derrick at like 45 years old to start competing in mlb the show tournaments do you think there's any thought of expanding bush to other games oh of course is there yeah it's just too much money well what about just one at a time just like attack another market i would love to i mean the the white whale is counter-strike obviously but it's just the entry into that is a lot is the uh is that the most popular game for this sort of thing uh that or league of legends got it so mlb the show isn't no no why don't you guys just corner that market we could we that's the thing is we could corner a smaller market become the very best at it there's always a market to be to be cornered and to like absorb dude speaking of bridges the uh yesterday did you see that there was a guy on the brooklyn bridge and the police report or whatever like the blotter shit i was seeing on twitter was that this guy was uh had a gun was suspected to have been shot was ready to jump off but the police didn't know if he had a bomb or not whoa those were the four pieces of information in this like tweet that i saw as i was with my kids at the park next to the brooklyn bridge i was like are we is he gonna blow and there was boats in the water like there were boats going up and down police boats that had guns on a turret what time was this at because i was walking through the water and i was like oh my god i'm gonna blow up the park and i saw a bunch of police boats in the water there were police boats in the water yesterday francis i have to show you these police boats that were driving by in the water it was fucking shocking those police boats look rough what do you mean like don't they look kind of old look at this shit francis look gun on the front of the boat let me see is it like a turret it had a turret another one going by gun on the front of the boat why would why do they even have choice has there ever been a situation where the nypd has had to mount a turret and start blasting at oncoming boats that's our navy that's crazy sean that boat's 50 gun it's so gun heavy i couldn't believe how many boats with how many guns like were they gonna try to like shoot past the hostage were they gonna try to shoot him before he blew up his bar yeah also why would he jump if he had a gun and he'd also been shot i feel like he could probably just lay down i mean this sounds like a scene from the town yeah honestly yeah i would kill to see that that would have been sick i was looking for him i was like squinting but i didn't want to rile my boys up imagine being in the nypd and all of a sudden you're you're mounted on the front of a boat in a machine gun you're like what that's like the dark night yeah i did not sign up for this wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him off a bridge like i thought i was going to be just doing like this like giving people parking tickets and shit let him go now i'm mounted to the front of a ship like i'm in the navy it is navy like but even navy like that's like That's like the Somali Navy. Oh, yeah. Like our Navy isn't even doing shit like that. They're not like raw on the front of a boat like it's a tank. I mean, that's literally what it looks like. It looks like it's Somalian pirates. Yeah. That's crazy. It was a wild day. I mean, that's some solid action, though. I can't hate that. Okay, guys, let's talk about DraftKings. Football season is heating up and every week feels bigger with DraftKings. DraftKings sports app is now available in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. You name a state. Nevada. Nevada, even. Nevada. May or may not have had a little fun on there. Atta boy. Follow the teams that you love. Keep up with the biggest games and experience the excitement of football all week long. No matter what game you're watching, stay connected with one app. One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers. Sign up with code BOYDAD. Spend just five bucks. And get $150 in rewards within 14 days. Includes all markets. 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Yeah. Build service, all that. So they built submarines or they built a nuclear power plant? No, no, no, no. They built nuclear submarines there. What is a nuclear submarine? It's a submarine that has the capability of launching nuclear weapons. Really? From underwater? We have them all over the place. We have them all over the world. Oh, wow. We do. I think there are fewer in circulation than you'd think. I thought that a nuclear weapon had to be dropped. No, no. We've found other ways. Interesting. From below. Yeah. You're thinking of 1945. I am. Yeah. I mean, that's the only time a nuclear weapon's ever been used. Nuclear weapons have come a long way. That is true. They can be delivered via birds. Yeah. We put it in your food, and then you realize that you've just eaten a nuke. You fucking explode from the. We actually hot-bottled a nuke on the way to Vegas by accident. Everyone's passing around a nuke. Was I right about that, that that's the only time a nuclear weapon's ever been used? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I know they're testing them constantly. I mean, you know, North Korea's always testing them. Imagine being like a shark, like a shark that's lived like 250 years. And then they just test a nuke. It's insane. In your part of the ocean. Have you ever seen the video? I've seen videos of them testing them. It's like truly one of the most insane things I've ever seen. Yeah. Like the waves that it creates. It's like tsunamis start forming. Yeah. It's crazy. So you pass this nuke testing site. Well, yeah, you pass it, and they have two police boats, both of which have that machine gun turret. And they're just all day long, and I assume through the night too, just patrolling the water in front of the nuclear testing site. For what, though? For like James Bond. For like one dude to just swim through. A guy in a ghillie suit trying to come and break their neck. Yeah, they're guarding against someone, I don't know, either scuppering the subs or stealing the plans. Like, I just don't know what they could be. I think we could actually like get rid of those guys. I don't think they need to be doing that. I don't think there's a single person in America that would be capable of figuring out how to. How to even get on to these submarines and then launching nukes from them. There's definitely someone. Why are you trying to like. Someone who used to work there. True, true. Yeah, that would be the most likely. Who caught his like girlfriend who he worked with. Yeah. Banging some cook. Yeah, he's like, now I'm going to go blow up the whole country. Yeah. To get revenge. She'll see. I'm going to launch a nuke on her house. Drop it right on top of her home. Maybe it's just, maybe it's way easier than we think. Yeah. Yeah. She's in a pretty heavily residential neighborhood. Collateral damage. Yeah. Well, she should have thought about that. Yeah. It's just a button. Yeah. It might. Yeah. It might just be really easy to do. Yeah. I bet it's one of those things where two people have to turn keys at exactly the same time. It's probably a lever. They have to kiss. Two straight men have to kiss to make it happen. Yeah. Yeah. Two Navy seamen have to kiss. But the point is, is that you see those two boats going up and down and you're kind of like, man, first of all, the fuel cost. Yeah. Then the man, our cost, you know, I get it and we need it. Absolutely. With a hundred percent. You just, I don't know. My thought was like, couldn't they build a guard station? Yeah. So it sounds like we're right there with like a really powerful gun. Yeah. It sounds like we're completely on the same page. Rowan, you're the odd man out. You guys are trying to lull America into a sense of security. So we like fall asleep on the job and then somebody just marches in and fucking twist the key. I just don't think that they could probably even have a guy just sitting on the submarine. Our defense budget is probably like guard it from the inside. We're probably spending a trillion dollars on defense. And you're like, but think about how much gas costs these days. I mean, it does get cost a lot. It's going up. It's going up. My Uber driver in Vegas was like, I just saw $5 and 60 cents. Oh yeah. We're fucked. I'm like, well, I wouldn't know. Cause Tesla. Tesla. Yeah. How much is that in electricity? How many volts is that? Yeah. How much is that in nuclear? You guys have super pumps around here. We should just go to nuclear powered cars. That's what it's pushing. Yeah. That would be sick. That would be cool. Maybe we should do a nuke week. Nuke week. Yeah. Nuclear week. And we'll go to like, because there's a power plant right by where I grew up. Three Mile Island. We can go visit that one. Three Mile Island. Wait, what's the one near? Oh, a power plant near. Yeah. We'll go to Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and then that one, the place in Japan. Well, Chernobyl is going to be pricey. Hiroshima? Uh, no, not Hiroshima. I don't know if that's like, I don't even know if you can go there. You definitely can. And people do. And there's. Hiroshima? Yeah, dude. I thought that was still unsafe. No, no. Hiroshima is okay. People go there. There's like a museum. Don't people live there? In Hiroshima? Yeah, dude. Yeah. Can we look, can we get a fact check on that? The place you can't go is, is where the tsunami knocked out the nuclear power plant in Japan. That place is bad. Oh, that must be what I'm thinking of. Hiroshima, you visit and it's, there's. You take the bullet train there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it still had like unsafe radiation levels. No, no, no. And you'll learn about this on nuke week. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. This is why we need it. Did your parents used to say, uh, when you were microwaving something to nuke it? Mm-hmm. My parents would say that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a classic. It drove me crazy. Yeah. We had a power plant, uh, in like the town over from us that was like shut down. And there was like a, they would always show like the blast rate, the blast radius if it were to explode. And we were in the area. Uh, of, we would just turn to dust. Like literally like we were in like the red zone. Oh yeah. And it was like, if this thing goes, you guys don't even have time to react. You'll just disintegrate, which is probably the best way to go. Yeah. See, look, Plymouth. Plymouth. It doesn't say Deluxbury. Oh, there it is. Deluxbury or Cape Cod Bay. Right across the, from the Duxbury Bay. That's Plymouth where Plymouth Rock is. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the pilgrims. I've been there. That's one of the first things they set up. I've touched the rock. Yeah. Nuclear power. They said, let's crash the boat onto the rock and then let's start building a nuclear power plant. And it was easy for them to crash the boat and they realized this and they're like, well, someone else could just crash their boat here. Let's put up some guards. Yeah. And ever since then we've had guards with machine guns. I'm going to go for a swim late at night by that place and see what happens. Just a late scuba, scuba sesh. Yeah. They must have some kind of sonar capability. Yeah. I want to know if they got guys. under the water, you know, like you guys got all people above ground but what about me because i'm going right under your boat we never thought of that it is a good question what would happen if you went in and you just kind of kept your arms by your side to make yourself look like a seal and just just kicked we had a very curious little friend down there okay do you think i could you think you'd be okay if i did that just to like expose their lack of security no i think people did that on something bad would happen if i just appeared behind the boat and people would bring guns through uh airport security hello missed something you're welcome people bring guns through airport security after 9-11 to like show how easy it was really they'd turn themselves in that's crazy that's dumb as fuck how does that not get hey i feel like a gun should be the easiest thing to pick up i guess like a metal detector i mean this is probably before their like imaging was at the level that's right now the imaging is pretty pretty good it's good yeah i hate that shit that probably is it's probably just a diversion that's probably not even where the nukes are no no i know a lot of them are up in montana oh yeah my buddy who worked at the air force base up there said that they saw a lot of uh you unidentified uh flying activity up there yeah i think there's a lot by yosemite as well personally just a hunch ufos up there too no nuclear weapons i know but do you think there's one time i was i went i went to yosemite and i was driving and there was all of a sudden out of nowhere like a tank drove by in the middle of the woods and then i looked it up and there was a military base like right there and i was like oh yeah is that a moose oh no it's a tank yeah no that's a tank it's a full it was like a tank with like dudes on the back like i'm not i'm not kidding it wasn't an actual tank it was like one of those big ass there's a moose with a rifle up ahead it's like one of those uh big military trucks but you know how they pile all the dudes into the back filled with guys and usually that happens in like when there's like a rebellion yeah in a third world country yeah that's safe for kosovo it was crazy i mean i was in the middle of nowhere those guys arrive in town to cut someone's hand off yeah right it was literally like this start of blood diamond yeah just out of nowhere by the way i told you guys i watched i re-watched american sniper i'm on a big re-watch because clearly i can't understand movies at all so i god help me if i watch a new one yeah so i want to re-watch and tear right now and i watched uh american sniper again i had forgotten about the scene where the bad guy drills the head of a child and they show it i remember that i remember uh like closing my eyes when that happened once they start bringing out the drills they kill they kill a child a boy yeah with a drill and drill through his skull america's one of the most like epic things i've ever seen is that the one where are they at like where are they when that happens iraq iraq they're not in like a prison no hmm that's you're thinking of zero dark zero dark 30 but they do they do drills in zero dark 30 oh no it's all waterboarding and they mostly made them like uh or like lay on top of each other naked yeah and might be gay to disgrace themselves have you guys ever seen the report with adam driver that's a great movie it is a good movie it's about how all of that stuff like didn't actually work right i need to re-watch that which is so crazy like they were waterboarding people for so long they probably still are but they were doing it for so long and they were like yeah we've actually never got one single piece of information doing this it did seem like in zero dark 30 though they did get something they got the name of the the uh courier right don't they get the courier's name i thought they got the wrong name like i thought that's what it was i thought that's what the problem was was that waterboarding they would if anything they would get fake answers people will say anything under duress to get it to stop yeah um i think that was proven a lot but in zero dark 30 it certainly seemed like they got abu uh yeah from uh interrogation yeah that'd be funny if they like kept making them get do gay shit and they didn't get anything from it but they're like let's try it again i mean they'd probably i just want to watch that probably happen i just want to check it out yeah suck his dick for me again yeah that must be in zero dark 30 because they're actually at guantanamo bay and zero dark 30 right uh i i think that the majority of those torture scenes are happening at a basin or in the middle east oh interesting was my kind of understanding but again i don't know shit about what i'm watching no me neither can you look that up really quick sean just um where where are the torture scenes happening in zero dark 30 it seemed like it was in the middle east because she arrives i thought it was guantanamo because the guy left because he like quits he goes back to washington yeah because he's like i can't do this shit anymore uh secret black site cia black site overseas maybe maybe maybe it is oh wait no no wait i think you are right because then unless this is just two completely different scenes but then there's the scene where they drive and they're like oh my god i can't do this shit anymore that's in the middle and that really did happen yeah yeah that was uh in the middle east man that movie is so good it's really good it's the woman who did um the hurt locker katherine bigelow oh my god who was married by the way to uh james um whatever the guy who did fucking titanic cameron cameron cameron i don't think they're married anymore um has she done movies since then since her locker and zero dark 30 dark 30 i have no clue because she's one of those automatic directors i mean her lockers unbelievably good that's another one of the ending when he goes back yeah it's like oh my god he's got some beast what else has j has katherine bigelow done as far as movies she's directed katherine gigolo now we're just on a fact-finding mission it's kind of nice though it is nice house of dynamite point break oh i liked house of dynamite else did but i liked did you like point break i've never seen point so her locker and zero dark 30 are her big ones i would think so have you not seen point break no oh sweetie never even heard of it oh honey i'm so sorry she won for her locker both best picture and i think best director point break is keanu reeves and patrick swayze as surfers love that i have to check that out it's really good ever seen her locker of course no you haven't i haven't heard you say say a thing about it ever well i've seen it probably twice or three times but i think it is one of the greatest movie watching experiences to watch a movie for the second time that you know is good yeah because you're not wondering if it's good but you don't remember enough of the details that you like know exactly what's going to happen you just know you'll be satisfied really really are you not a rewatch guy no not really i'm more of a i mean i've obviously rewatched plenty of movies but the first time so how do you know the address from the town if you don't rewatch movies it's just photographic memory no chance you don't you've seen that movie at least six times the town once or twice now i've seen it like a hundred times yeah remember when john ham's like asking her how big like a a dollar is or whatever like how many inches a dollar is not even worth its own weight oh yeah yeah that's a banger you miss it of course i miss it with the oxys the bills yeah remember that when he's at the bar yeah great movie it's a classic i mean it doesn't get much better than that really doesn't the departed probably would you say the departed is better than the town yeah i would i mean just the cast alone yeah yeah it's a classic but it's a tough one town is really really they're really they're both really good they are they're both really good yeah no movies have been made about her in boston since thank god there hasn't been any good boston movies in a minute boston's dead philly's up can i let me ask you guys a question please do how do you guys handle hunger oh are you able to just be like i'm hungry but that's okay yeah right now yeah but you have no choice and you just had a fat smoothie 20 ounce you just had a 20 ounce pliable extra scoop i just had a 20 ounce of strawberry and banana no i mean i it depends on the scenario you can just can you just like live in hunger and sit in hunger that would be marcus aurelius and be like i'm gonna i know i'm gonna eat in a couple hours i'm gonna wait till then it depends on how hungry i am i have insane stomach problems so it sometimes i i'm like i have to eat something yeah or else i'm gonna projectile vomit see that's what happens to me is i get nauseous yeah me too when i'm hungry yeah and that's where i but that's if i'm like really hungry that's if like i haven't eaten anything today maybe some nuts maybe keeping a pocket of nuts yeah i mean i'm really not doing i'm so hungry that like i just start eating i think i'm dying yeah you should just start eating i feel like i'm dying because almonds like uh they like fill you up they fill you up real nice and proper use this have a sip i've been drinking all episode yeah if you chug water too it suppresses chug water supposed to oppress the appetite or take up smoking yeah supposed to smoke cigarettes yeah nicotine yeah you might need some nicotine yeah or a lucy i'm going to charleston this weekend for a wet this wedding and i'm probably going to pick up a pack of uh cheeky cigs for a wedding really maybe a pen maybe a pen and some cheeky cigs just live my best life gotta get the art i gotta get the art it's just gonna be weekend no kids you know i'm gonna have two days of being able to sleep sleep in as late as i want oh yeah you're probably gonna get buckled i'm gonna get buckled i'm gonna embarrass down in charleston i might see your boy craig down there yeah i'm a guy in charleston without a gun i'd like to go to charleston why don't you i don't know i don't really have much of a reason to yeah you do this weekend the whole cast of southern charms down there i'm down to rip it this weekend should we go sure we're gonna need suits uh there's an indian lady in brooklyn that does great suits from whatever turn them around quick but they're not gonna fit you've met my friend that's getting married have i my friend ang alison's friend oh my god i'm just getting married good old ang yeah what she came to your home and when did she come to my home love his you don't even have a home sorry you live in a fumigation i mean my roach problem that's not your home that's your roach's home my there's not a single roach in that entire place it's not true it is so blind to it actually like your walls are gonna crumble one day and they're gonna overtake you like starship troopers did a deep clean of the bathroom yesterday drano do you ever feel like someone's watching you because that's the roaches they're like peering in through the vents like biding their time like the toy soldiers from toy story ready to fucking pounce on you now there really isn't any roaches it's great harry's lucky that he sleeps through the night because if he ever woke up in the middle of the night in his bedroom in total darkness he would see 1000 pairs of eyes yeah that's what i've always thought i've always like ratatouille when he goes into the freezer at the walk-in i have been worried that i'm gonna go into the bathroom at night and there's gonna be roaches but they're just there just isn't they're just not there and i think i think i bathroom the wall of it borders with the wall of the trash room and i think they were coming in through that wall but when i cocked it up when i filled it up with cock there hasn't been any sense so they have no way because you're too dirty for the roaches like for us this is even bad my apartment is a trash readily clean and incredibly well kept show me a picture of it then beautiful space a chance it literally is it's a very great space you have the himalayas of laundry you guys have never been to my apartment there's just no doubt you don't even know what it looks like i've seen some pictures of it no you have never seen a photo i have no of your tv setup dumbass i've seen photos you sent me the link yeah the link pretty sure you sent me the link to the listing or something the street easy link oh yeah you're giving out the street easy link like it was a fucking candy did you guys uh did you guys watch any college football did you did you see my tweet about that espn thing no what was it the espn plus you commercial break are you getting this at all they've been doing it i've been getting a commercial break on espn plus where it's just like the stadium sound sound you don't get you so you're not getting the same thing as me i'm getting like the on the espn hd whenever i watch a game there's not the commercials it's just silent view of the stadium okay that's what i would hope to get i get this screen instead and it like so i so saturday night i'm cooking dinner and flex as i do and you of course i've already got my 10 000 steps at this point but i'm cooking the easy mac is almost completely boiled i'm finishing up my taco bowl and um you're making taco bowls i'm making a taco bowl with what the ingredients for a taco bowl rice beef rice taco bowl lettuce tomato cheese okay a little bit of chalut you got some sort of seasoning in there too yeah taco seasoning on the beef nice of course try with a baked sweet potato i hate sweet potatoes and maybe a little bit of a some cottage cheese i hate cottage cheese some mike's hot honey and avocado all i need is chalula i literally think that's all i need forever like if i could just get a lifetime don't you historically have stomach problems not from chalula anyway you're making your slop bowl and i'm watching the lsu all miss game and every time the commercial cuts it goes to this screen and it lets out this insanely loud whooshing noise and it's like i literally feel like i'm losing my mind i'm like in the middle of cooking and all of a sudden you just hear on repeat it's just a cycle and then they add in these weird like doors slamming and shit in the background it's like why would they why not just leave it silent just have it be silent a small commercial break oh what was that what was that oh someone here hello what's all that wind finally a nice peaceful commercial that's what it is every single time look at listen to the bang oh what is that in your building yes i but you i literally thought it was i'm like looking around like what was that noise oh it's the weird fucking sounds that they're playing on the commercial break oh you got a little a little soldier there oh yeah master chief oh cool master chief's holding up the remote sound bar bro are you saying that's a oled tv no that's not no lead because that looks like the most washed out blues i've ever seen in my life it's not it looks like you poured a bottle of hypnotic over the front of your screen that shit looks so my world looks like after i've had a lot of hypnotic yeah that's not an ola that's a mini lead that's nothing bro that's lead paint literally are watching tv through a fucking picture frame dude that looks terrible that literally watching tv through why is it so fuzzy are you sure there's not a fish tank in front of that the tv you can where how can you see it screen what are those streaks i feel like i i have uh like a cataract or something like that when i'm looking at it what's that glow coming off the bottom of your screen it's the least sharp imaging i've ever seen in my life from my phone camera oh yeah you're smudged it sort of looks like you could step into that tv and see your dead relatives for 10 minutes yeah that's the river sticks of televisions just like quickly transport to wherever they're i got the samsung sticks i saw your tv i sent a photo of it i saw it out i was i was out getting food and i saw they had my tv would never be that high place i had the place i was at had those like picture frame tvs that was a very funny i mean they looked fucking awful yeah well mine was literally that high there was a it was a like the photo like it was like the art which by the way the art is like literally just like stock getty images and stuff like that i don't know for sure that those were frame tvs they're not bro there was a massive mute logo in the top right is that what you got you're just looking at the mona lisa with the volume dial right below her no i'm pretty sure a frame tv doesn't doesn't do it that way they don't do it that way so what were those were just tvs that happened to be in frames cheap those were cheap knockoff there's a knockoff coffee shop why would they cheap out because they're a coffee shop i could tell from the shitty fucking gear they had that's the only thing that i could tell from the that's not a good coffee it wasn't it was bad yeah the tvs were touching the ceiling i've never seen a tv that high yeah it was bad flush against the wall bad restaurant was it a restaurant it was like a coffee diner type place sucked in uh queens don't worry about me no i was hoping it was on the road it was like those can't be a coffee shops that you selectively go to electively go to in new york no it was it's crazy well it's a new shop you know you gotta you gotta try all the new spots sounds like buns bro i'm more of a fine one i like and stick with it no i like track i like trying them all i like that from you yeah that's how i am with fragrance i feel like it's very easy to tell if a coffee shop's going to be trash from the outside oh from the curb you can so why'd you go to that one because i i don't know it looked like it would be good stuttering stanley over here get it together i have been on a little bit of a coffee tear lately oh yeah yeah but i don't like it i'm not i'm not a big fan of coffee well why are you on the chair then because i like i like the taste of it okay but i hate how it makes me feel drink decaf i had a decaf yesterday there you go when i was when we were heading into that 4 p.m slate i started getting a little sleepy so why do you have a decaf decaf still has caffeine in it dumbass this is insane you could also just has less you could do a half calf oh i'm brother you're speaking my language i am i live and breathe the half calf do you yeah of course okay so so what's your drink i go half calf and then i go an energy drink wait a second but i'm saying what is your coffee order this has been the most contradictory three minutes i've ever heard i know i have a half well because energy drinks don't make me feel bad because they have l-theanine in them or wait a second just just tell me what your coffee order is please iced coffee with half and half that's not what a half calf is i'm aware i know the difference between half calf and half and half i'm not fucking retarded a half and half calf half calf with half and half i know what half calf is it's half regular half decaf and then i get half and half hang on okay so that's not half calf if you just gotta if you got a decaf with whole milk it'd be doing the same thing a half calf is half caffeinated half decaf oh so you're going uh half a cup of decaf coffee in your iced coffee and then you're pouring cream in that that's not making this at home i'm sorry i go to a place and i say can i get let me get a half calf with half and a half let me get a triple half i'm like three halves yeah let me get a one and a half yeah half and half okay well that's fair i you know what i i would suggest i mean please do if you did espresso drinks like you could get an iced latte yeah no i can't do espresso but you would get one shot of caffeinated espresso and one shot of decaf espresso i used to order that because i wanted it to taste stronger but i didn't want that much caffeine the espresso is like like that's my kryptonite what do you mean you could kill me with espresso does decaf make you shit the same way that yeah it does i think so that took a big shit right right when we were just cruising into halftime at the 4 p.m. yesterday love to hear that that's probably right when i was by the bridge yeah my buddy nate over a lot of ball nate came all the way from maine yep how did he get there it is fun it's fun sub it's fun watching ball with with my bro it is fun watching ball i had a strong friendship weekend we were doing toasts love that was great who had the best toast and what was it uh i don't think i gave a pretty good one honestly um makes you proud my buddy dave gave a good one what did dave say portoy holy shit dave was there dave was there he's the reason we had a plane that's sick yeah was austin there no he doesn't trust him anymore damn damn yeah what was dave's uh toast i mean he was just like commending our buddy for being getting to a point his job and life where he can pay for a jet for his like best friends he's like he was like if if i got as successful as you i don't know that i would be this generous what uh is the jet big laugh though it did and it's and you know what's funny is that like if i were making that much money i would get us a plane to go somewhere and i just know that harry would be like no i'll find my own way definitely do you think that that you're good your buddy would like me i want to get there huh do you think you would like me and harry yeah yeah people would like you guys would be generous towards us no i'm saying you're rich friend not people like specifically the b want to wait we're asking about the one with the private jet i don't know that you know um so that's no he would have he would hate us no no no that's what you just said you just said you hate us no i didn't say that maybe you i don't think he would like you everyone likes roan that's crazy this guy sounds like a dick you're the dick no this guy this guy sounds like a total asshole get on the jet and be like this tv is a fucking mini ola now lead thing i already got what i needed to get it sounds like he's a prick married i'm not gonna i don't want to talk about him okay i want to respect his i just wonder what his wife thinks of married but exploring exploring option easy this is our best friend this is me and francis's closest friend you cannot say that even in jest about him you're trying to fuck up the bag dumbass does he want to work together i got some after you accused him of cheating whoa i didn't say that huge fan of you i did not say that i don't even know if he's married all i know is he's got a lot of money and i need a lot of money so i got a lot of stuff to buy right now oh you do i got a lot on the shopping list tell us can you tell us a few things three pcs i need to buy three we spent years trying to convince you you could afford one i know and you're like i don't even need it for my friends really yeah i need to buy them all pcs you're doing this now well i mean when i get the money is this because of the whole jet thing i just talked about no no no i've been planning on this you're gonna buy every one of your friends a pc if i get a if i get enough money yeah that's pretty cool well they're gonna be dog shit pc why don't we just use this three pc setup we have over here now because there's not a single pc on this setup but what even is a pc uh a computer desktop computer computer computer computer all i see is you're looking at screens and what's the difference uh i want to buy my boys pcs so we can all play counter-strike together that sounds aspirational yeah i have to go okay you can only play counter-strike on a pc yeah it sucks yeah we got to get them some let's get them let's get them pcs by when we record next tomorrow no i think it's going to be christmas we'll record next on christmas it's unrealistic all right we'll be right back we'll be back on thursday goodbye