Hold Our Hands - Episode 270

Okay, so I want to say anybody that's been in a long-term relationship or relationship with somebody they love and they think they're going to spend the rest of their life with. You're a lot more transparent with them and a lot more vulnerable with them. And you might learn some things that you've been scared to learn because it's embarrassing to learn. Like if your girlfriend can swim, you might finally admit like, yo, I can't swim. Can you teach me to swim? And it's just like that's the most person you'd be vulnerable with because you tell your boy that he'd like, damn, you can't fucking swim. Why am I saying you don't drown. And it's like, but it's like that. But like I think some people take it too far. And if even if you take it too far, some shit is just not for the internet and what. So this is to DJ NV. DJ NV says his wife had to show him how to wash his butt properly in the shower. I saw that one. I saw the clip. Did he actually say that? I didn't see the clip. Yeah. I think he think he just, I thought he just, um, he just thought he just had to wipe the outside of it. I don't think he was getting inside his booty crack. So like he wasn't, he wasn't wiping his ass, like he wasn't washing his ass for like how many years? I don't know. They've been married a long time, but I would say like he had to at least meet or what in his early 20s. Yeah. That's a long time. What? How does that this customer even start though? It's like, like, it had to be some mass play. I ain't gonna lie. Right? It had to be. No, DJ NV shout out to you, whatever happened in your bedroom, happening in your bedroom. But for that conversation to happen, she had to be looking at that asshole the whole time. Like, yo, this isn't a game. Touches ass. Y'all be. That is a weird. I've been lucky enough to like any girl that I've ever dated has like had great hygiene. But I can't imagine the thought that goes through a partner's like, you know, you already love somebody and you just now taking a shower with him and you see them not hit a spot. So you'd be like, yo, what's good with that? You analyzed. Are you taking a shower? Yes. I look at my girlfriend taking a shower. I'm looking at like what? Like, what are you putting it in? What you putting your hair? How many products you got? Like, if I get into shower with a girl, she got a 10-in-1 body wash. That's the last time I see that girl. Like, no way you just watch your hair. It's crazy. It's some girls out here using 3-in-1. If you're in a relationship and your woman doesn't have more products than you, then what are you doing at that point? She's to have some products that you can kind of still a little bit like, oh shit, just to clear up. I'm like, with me and my girl, my product to product ratio, we're kind of like almost equal. Because you got to limit it. It's a reason for that because she has a shaved head. Yes. That's the only reason. Because it's even right now, probably, right? I was looking at the shower and I only have like a couple of products, you know what I'm saying? Like some stuff in my hair, you know, body wash. I was looking at my girl, she's like, I look, he wanted to try some. It's kind of a butter scrub right here, man. I think as dudes, though, we don't respect our partners' products either, though. I like the jar open. Because my girl has like some expensive ass like face cream, right? And when she's using it, like the little oils and shit, you know, it's like a little drop, all you need is this. And then, you know, but when we use it, it's like, yeah, yeah, we, we used it all like them. This small ass bottle, it's like for a year. You know what I mean? One day, one go. My God. I don't, a girl didn't call me using her, her face bridge on my kneecap. She called me like red head. That's the worst feeling in the world. You call red-handed, using your girl product. Oh no, that's not what we're doing. Hello. Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. I'll drive you. I'll drive you. Oh man. Anyway. That's my face bridge. Welcome to Crafts Dummies episode 270. We are at Perception Studios in downtown Toronto. Toronto. I appreciate the hospitality here. Yeah. The only thing I would say right now is I feel a little far from you. Like we're usually kind of like a lot closer. Like we could like, we have to adapt. I like your hand placement though, because I thought you was like going to reach under the table. I'm like, that's crazy. This, like, you know, I'm a little far from you, yeah. Like, no, no, we got Jean. Jean actually, I don't know if you can tell by the, you know, part, but like he's below us. Oh, yeah. So I view peasant ass. I never talked down to the thing. Like I'm at a seminar. So how would you say, oh my god. Whoa, okay. That's a fucked up part about like podcast. Oh, my bad. Go ahead. I'm going to tell you, uh, you can move your, your phone thing. It was kind of your, in your close shot. What do you mean? It was like, uh, isn't funny. Your thing. Oh, okay. It was, I'm not reponting his brand. No, no. I feel like I was a Kobe dog. Uh, but we have a live show. Chryslermy's live dot com. Make sure you guys are purchasing tickets tickets for San Francisco. They're going pretty fast. London, Phoenix. Just go to Chryslermy's live. See just say he's there. Patreon. Make sure you guys subscribe to the patreon. Do you love the top 10 episodes there? I challenge everybody on Patreon because I would say like at least 33% of the members that have Patreon were put on by another Patreon member. So if you got a friend and you'll always talk about our podcast and you realize, damn, you never talk about the Patreon episodes with me because they don't have Patreon. Challenge them to get Patreon. So y'all got more shit to talk about. And we can release some of the stress because that's, I feel like that's our job now. Every time, like we was at the OVO golf classic yesterday and I was like, I'm maybe like 20 people came up to me and that's the reoccurring theme is like, man, I listen to y'all win such and such. I had to do come up to it. It was like, man, Mike voice was so soothing when my girlfriend was cheating on me. And I said, damn, my voice was soothing. He said, he said me. He's like, sometimes he turned me down because I'd be talking about like, get your bitch ass up and saying all day. He was like, he listened to your advice. Like, hey, move on. Do this like that. That's what he was saying. I was like, bro, go talk to that nigga, Mike. Fuck my face, nigga. So you got cheated on when I was trying to shit you doing it. Well, yeah, we playing golf at the OVO golf classic. Shout to Octo was very young for hospitality. I said, hospitality. There's a such thing as Northern hospitality and I'm learning that. And it's not, you got to go way north though. You got to go to Toronto. Cause this shit don't exist in Michigan. No, it was dope. It was dope. It was dope. I realized I kind of have the the golfing itch now. I understand why y'all be spending so much time. Actually, not that much time. 18 holes is a lot of golf. I think I'm gonna do nine. Nine is this kind of like my cap right there. But I do see how y'all be trying to go away from y'all families and shit to go golf for four hours. Where else can you really do that? Go away for four or five hours, shopping with your boys. Because even hoop and get crazy. Like four hours hoop and you cheating. You know what I'm saying? You can't have casual conversations when when you hoop and you can go to the you can go to the gym as friends and leave a little heated. You know, but golf is just like it is what it is. Oh, ladies, ladies. If you don't golf and then your man goes and there's a woman in his four son or his whatever he's doing, they fucking because that golfing shit, you got to get you learn in each other. What what do you mean? What do you mean? I'm saying like, okay, let's say it's a woman, right? She don't golf. She take care of the kids. A guy has a hobby, right? Yeah. Part of his golfing group, there's a couple women in the golfing group. Uh-huh. There's no way they do 18 holes in a not fucking. But what is there? Oh, Mary. Oh, fuck it. That 18 holes is intimate. Like, I don't care how much information you don't want to give somebody. You end up just talking and yapping for so long. Like yo, your significant others should not be golfing with somebody that you throw. We're just golfing two women, you're sick. Two women, two Mary women. Yeah, that's what I just said though. Two Mary women and one of the women had a kid with him and the other one was like, that was an event. I'm saying, I'm going to say you move with the fall again. Yeah, I'm moving that motherfucker. I might up that bitch too. I'm just like, I'm saying like regularly like for casual time, not a golfing event. But casual, I, I'm going to golf with Stacy. Yeah, he doing something now. Wouldn't that be any activity then? Oh my gosh. You made me say that. No, no, you forced me to say that. I forced you to say yes. Yes, yes, yes. My Alexa is starting to give me very random responses now. Like when I, you know, Alexa turned TV light on, right? And now saying like affirmative. Like, what do you mean affirmative? Or gotcha? Like, I just like when it just says, okay, but that's all I need. I don't need the extra sauce on my Alexa. Yeah, my Alexa be tripping. My Alexa don't respond to me with her soft voice unless my girlfriend not over. Like my girl not over Alexa, I'd be like, Alexa, turn it down. She's like, yes, that you're trying to give me that AI coach. I got a girl waiting for the future. Alexa, please bend that aside. Way to you turn 80. You want to have another difference anyway. Alexa, turn off light one and light two and come suck this. No, it's probably going to be like that. No, it is - Let's go play a lesson, shake that up. (laughs) - No, you got to delete your command history. (laughing) - That's it girl, your girl come home and it's like, (laughing) see all the little props that you did all. - She tried to do her like cooking routine, like Alexa, tell me the recipe for Beef Wellington. Do you want me to shake ass like usual? (laughing) - Yo, fuck again. Jeffrey, get in here. I don't know why Alexa said that. Alexa, why are you saying that? - Fuck me daddy, don't. - Oh no. (laughing) - Why are you home, Alexa? You're back into normal mode. (laughing) - Why do you have funky mode on island? - Yeah, I give Alexa the problem. Alexa, anytime you feel there's more than one person in this household, please go to your default settings. (laughing) - No, that's crazy. - You want Alexa to go to the far left. - No, you catch a boy at a bad time. He's like, bro, let me, I need to come over there. I left my shoes over there. And then you'd be like, oh shit, let me, he's like, bro, just make sure you turn off my lights. Use my Alexa. Yo, Alexa, turn off his lights. Yes, sir. (laughing) Oh, yo, Alexa got a deep voice, bro. (laughing) - That is, I do judge the people of that. They do have like the different Alexa. I feel like your Alexa has to be a woman. - Gotta be the OG Alexa. - Yes, they gotta be, stop doing the Australian accent, the British accents, the dude, the British man accents. That's just kinky to me. - And that's not even, I don't think that's even sexist, though. - No, no. - I don't think that's sexist because I look at Alexa's, like, motherly, you're asking that person. - Even that said, it's just the original voice. If Alexa was, uh, Alex at the beginning, keep it as Alex, you know what I'm talking about. (laughing) - I can't, I can't, I can't have Alex shutting off my lights, my lady. (laughing) - Alex, I'm, hey, Alex, turn off light one till light two. - Bet, I've been at that store. - No, why is this, bro? (laughing) - I would do it, yeah, I did. - We know. - Fat two freaky, bro. - No, no, no, no, hey, I dig, please. - Freaky Pat. - No, no, no, no. Shout out to Toronto, but I never realized, like, some of the stuff that we talk about, they don't have any idea about, or they don't have access to. Like, I was just talking about, like, the horse beaters that are going viral right now on TikTok Shop. I was just like, someone was like, yo, you probably hide his hill under the sweater 'cause we had these, like, OVO vest on. I'm like, no, I got the horse on, you know, and they'll make you sweat like that, whatever it got, technology, whatever it may be. And they're like, damn, horse, I got it from TikTok Shop. They're like, oh yeah, we not allowed to use TikTok Shop. I was like, damn. - Yeah. - Like, what? - They don't got no Venmo here. - They got Venmo, like, y'all got, like, they got so many restrictions in America, it's just a free for all of them, dude. We can use any app we want, bro. - Yeah. - You can use that shop. - You can bet sports in a different country in America. Like, bro, they got so many different restrictions. - Producers of James, what do you guys use for, to exchange money here? - We usually use, it's called EMT, like, email transfer. - So, no, it's crazy. - You have to, you have to exchange emails? - Yes, you have to send the email. - No, not email. - I think it's accepted. - Nick is still doing Pigeon message in the office. - That's Game of Thrones over here, man. - They put a dollar bill on the Pigeon. (laughing) - You get the Pigeon, but like, nah. - Nah, bro, they got the Pigeon. It's like, I'm just, hey, I'm just the Pigeon. I just flew you 10 bucks. I didn't know he owed you 15. - Nah, the nigga owe you money, he sent a Pigeon. The Pigeon come back with one wing, right? Send that nigga a message. (laughing) - Think about you. - What are you doing? (laughing) - Nick is definitely serious. Oh, pause on me. I apologize. I was walking in downtown Toronto, and I'm like, man, I need a smoothie. I need something to replenish. I need, you know, something protein, something that's also giving me some nutrients. I'm like, oh, near a smoothie bar near me. And I went into a place called the Nut Bar. - Okay. - And I was, (laughing) - But when I tell you, like, I was open in the door, and I like, I put my hat real low because I'm like, it's a nut bar, I'm like, I was ducking in there, but-- - Bro, be yourself, bro. - Bro, but I am. - You can't live like that. - That is my son, I'm scared of nut. (laughing) - I'm being myself. - I've got no nut allergies. - I'm scared to be nut, I'm scared to be a nut at all. - I gotta do it. - I gotta do it. - Everything is a sexual thing. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my life. I walked in there, and it was all women in there. And it was just like so vibrant. I'm just like, man, y'all could have came out with a better name, but shout out to the Nut Bar. It was good. - What'd you get? - I got a strawberry smoothie, bro. (laughing) I think in Pat walk out, they were no cupping hair. (laughing) Walking in a nut bar with an umbrella is shit. All right, now, I just want a smoothie. (laughing) I just want to get it in it out, all right? And I know, bro, put that umbrella away. (laughing) Now, it's scared in a nut bar, but ain't no fire, though. - Yo, let's take a quick break from today's episode to think the sponsor of today's podcast, Baskin' Lather. In the past, we've all used the same shampoo for our hair, beard, just for the convenience. 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If it's a quick flight, like we going from Milwaukee to Toronto, hour and 20 minutes, bruh. He got control of the window. You should've took a nap before you got on this a bitch that's only hour and 20. We going from Milwaukee to Cali or whatever it may be in its four hour flights, everybody should. That's nap time. People can take nap, so that's what I feel like. But if it's a dude, I can beat everybody as in a row. Hey, it's okay. - So what are your thoughts on somebody? You're going over a scenic route, right? There's something that's out the window. You kind of want to get a little video up on it, right? The dude's sleeping or the lady's sleeping. Whoever, the person's sleeping. - That has the window? - Got it. - Is it rude to reach over to open the window? - No, I feel like, yes, it is. - Is rude to reach over? - No. - Yes. - But what did you want to get a picture of that view of a video that you're sleeping? - They just wrap. They pay for that shade. That's your extra. - Just ask. - You can, you'll broke that window so you can see this they window, hang on. - Yes. - What would you do if somebody asked you to? It depends on who you used to have before. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was like this lady. She was trying to get a photo. And I already had a window open because, you know, I like a view and shit. But she was like getting a video. I thought she was getting a photo. She was getting a video, bro. It was like a minute and a half. I was like, - And it'd be all your space, too. - Yeah, it's the same. - It'd be all your space and shit. - Yeah. - I was, I was the Grinch one time. Like, you can, you know when, I think the lady or the guy who was beside me, they were too afraid to ask. And I had the window down. I knew, I knew it was a seating thing and everybody was kind of having the video. There were cameras to the windows. I kept my window, my window down. Was that when we went over the Grand Canyon? - It was something like that. - Yeah, the pilot announced that, "Hey, we're going to take a detour over the Grand Canyon." I almost slapped the shit out of that plan. - Yeah. That was about to be a new day. It was going to be a-- - He took a, he took all my buttons. - He just decided it for everybody. - Yeah, but because he said it, 'cause the lady asked me before we got on the plane. She said, "Are we going to fly over the Grand Canyon?" He was like, that wasn't really like the original plan, but we can kind of make it. 'Cause I don't think it's like a direct rerout, but it definitely added like 10 to 15 minutes to the flight that he took that way. And something went down in the cockpit. Not he says, "He got hit." So, "Where do you want to go, baby?" - I take it anywhere, I take it anywhere. I take it anywhere, "Where do you want to go?" "Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it." - That's what you mean, that's what you mean, that's what you mean, that's what you mean, that's what you mean. - Dorato make me freaky, bro. It's the tariff, tariff's got to be hard to say, "Bob, you're telling me to take that much of ship here?" - It turned to me always. - No, that's different too. - What? - The tariff's the time to be costing more than, like producer James, are you afraid to buy things from different countries? - No, I'm not really, to be honest, no. - Okay, if he got money. - I mean, all I know is that a lot of Canadians have just, Just blatantly just stopped going to the States and not buying. American products. Is that like, is that like a rivalry or something like, like a protest? Um, yeah. I think all the like the 50, the, the 51st state or whatever it was, that whole rhetoric. Oh, yeah. I think there was a lot of people that were just like, no, okay, good. We're just going to like kind of stay with our wallets. Y'all let, y'all let that ride though. They, y'all let people call you out of 51st day. That's what they were doing at first. Remember Trump was saying that they're going to turn Canada would be a good fit. So I'm saying, a 51st state has always been offensive or it used to be a trend. No, I think it's, I mean, it's just defensive off the jump. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah. So everyone's just like, well, you know, fuck that guy. I mean, we're not, we're not one of those like, we're not like your little brother. No, fuck that nigga. Say, say, say you're going to turn the whole country into a state is crazy. State like all of Canada, like, I think, I don't think Trump drove through this bitch before. I'm convinced. It's different. I'm definitely not known fucking state. I tell you that it's a 51st day. 51st day. Yeah. Like, like, it's a Puerto Rico, Hawaii or some shit. That's, that, I think that's, that's the only time I realized Donald Trump is our president because like, when I'm in America, it's so easy to walk up to another person and like, they talking shit about Trump. And we both like, that's not our president. And we can say that confidently. It's like, that's not my president. When you go to another country, they don't want to hear that shit. Like, nigga, you just told me you're from America. That's your president. Why are you president doing such and such? And like, we had some Canadian people come up to us and they were talking about Trump. And it felt like, I mean, I wasn't defending him, but it felt like I had to, you know, take on like his criticism. They're like, oh, y'all president doing such and such. I'm like, damn, yeah, he'll ask nigga. You know what I'm saying is my first time ever like, damn, yeah, they're nigga tripping. And it's like, bro, that's crazy. That other people just hate him that much. They probably hate him more than we do. We kind of dislike him, but he are distant cousin at some point. You know what I'm saying because he's still running a country and shit. No, I feel it. That's crazy. What they've been doing Trump, Trump's the only president I know to respond to hecklers. They'd be like, you, you such and such. I ain't going to say the name because you two was tripping last week on some weird show. They do what they do. They do this one. Yeah. I mean, we ain't been vulgar. They said you're going to get this only one thing I said on here that I can get us in and it should be added out. If that don't, if that make the pie, bro, no, that's not even this though, the nut, the nut bar one nut bar. It's a, it's an actual franchise, the nut bar. In fact, it's actually right around the corner from here. Yeah. Come on. No, you're gonna go for a second. It's plenty. Huh? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to race around. They got no umbrellas around you. Just one more smoothie. I want to get out. The question is, was something that's only luxury because rich people decided it was? I'm going to say portion sizes. Because I think with these expensive like restaurants, they're having like a 10, a 10 course meal. And it's equivalent to like one, one meal. Yeah. And I don't really eat scallops. But when I be seeing people get those little scallops, it may be like, it's like 90% of your plate is exposed. I don't feel like that should be over $100. I think that's fired that they do that in a sense when if it's some shit, that's very nasty to you. Yeah. It's gone already. Yeah. Okay. Like you ever got like a nasty ass meal from a restaurant and gave you a big portion? Now I get the call to shit nasty 10, 11, 12 times. Because I'm like cutting the state and the shit nasty, damn the shit nasty. I'm never coming to this bitch again. But like the fancy restaurant, he's like, I'm not sure what's nasty as hell. But then when it's good, it's like, I can't wait to head out shit again. Bro, you can eat that shit in one bite. You don't even get you can't even give yourself a second opinion. He's like, there's another one. Should I have you the sauce with that? Not the worst feeling when you when you eat something and you find out you ate it the wrong way. I'm just saying like say you have a type of sandwich or a type of steak, right? Or whatever. And it's like a dipping sauce or a way you're supposed to eat it that came with it. But you didn't have it that time. So you really you didn't really didn't try it in its like authentic way. Yeah. So that's what I'm trying to get at. No, no, I get that. I always get that. I feel like I've been in a place where they brought something out and I started eating it and then they started coming around with the pork and sauce. Yeah, I have it to me yesterday actually. But I wasn't really tripping. We had some poutine yesterday. And I got to the table and like everybody had gravy. And I was like, yeah, you got to put the gravy is the protein. You had dry poutine. Oh brother, the niggas love poutine in this. Oh my god. It was crazy for that shit. No, they got the poutine. They got crazy. They had the full thing. It's like it was a build your own poutine. So I think it's going crazy. I saw people doing like the they'll put in the is it producer James? The is it cheese, right? That's cheese curds. Cheese. Okay. So yeah, the squeaking is they squeak on your teeth. Yeah. I saw some he put the cheese curds. They made a volcano. So they put the cheese curds as like a little volcano. And then put the gravy inside the top of the, you know, the opening. Yeah. I don't know what the fries are around. Oh, I mean, everything the volcano. Yeah, the poutine was the volcano. Oh shit. Like the fries was like the grass. I know you can, I know you can play space on that nigga bag. Oh, I think so. No for real. There was something that looked like our manager to Mark, but he didn't want to admit it though. That was crazy. That was probably the first time I ever felt racist, because when he denied it, I was like, dude, look just like you, and then when he denied it, I'll just like, because he's from Pakistan. So it's just like, I was like, damn, I kind of feel racist when he was denying it. And I'm just like, nah. And I realized that I had to double down. I was like, damn, if I back off right now, I'm racist. I got to keep going. No, I think you didn't feel it didn't feel that way until like you try to bring somebody else into it. And they said, no, no, anytime you're asking somebody, especially if it's a minority and you're trying to ask somebody else's opinion of this person looks like them, especially here, people are super nice. So they're not trying to seem like offensive. So of course, not going to say another Pakistani man looks like another Pakistani man. How do you know he was Pakistani? The other dude. I don't know. No, that's crazy. That's racist. I got your back. Hello. Hello. Can you, can you hear us? Yeah. Okay. Perfect. Welcome to Krasnoy's podcast. Holy shit. I made the podcast. No, you did not. Oh, no, happy international woman's century past Hayton. I'm going to ask you the question. I just didn't want to get you high shirt. I'm pretty sure you're going to have a great call. I don't, I don't like women like Mike do. I'm not lying. I would never lie. I wouldn't ask you the question. I would never leave you. I love me to leave you. Okay. Oh shit. Talk her to it. What's her dilemma? It's kind of a long story, but I don't mind. I don't know if I should keep dealing with this nigga, because he's more of a head eight than I think anything. Okay. How long y'all been together? I mean, we've been in whatever it is for about eight months. Okay. Eight months. Interesting. Okay, that's not that long. What was the next question? Pat threw me off so I was me some shift. Y'all been together eight months. What's been happening in those eight months is giving you a head eight. So this doesn't really do anything like we've literally had one date in eight months that he planned. And like when we hit four months, it was like his birthday. And I let him come to my place. He stayed here. I made him a cake and a basket and was super sweet. And it's like he's just been a weirdo ever since. Like he constantly argues I try and pull up on him. He's like, nah, I don't have time. But then like he'll press me about other niggas about what I got going on. And I'm like, do you not on shit? So what you want me to do? Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, so if you let's go like month by month. So like let's say in a month, how many times does he sleep with you at your place? Or you sleep with him at his place. Like y'all actually sleep together and wake up together. How many times? Like it has has been a good four plus month since I've seen this man. Wait. Wait. What's going on? You tell me shit. I don't know. Okay. They'll sound like you in a relationship. That's what it sound to like. It sound like he would his family right now. You literally 45 minute like distance between us. And it's always some bullshit. It's always an argument. Like I'm trying to see you. He's trying to see me. Like he was mad because I was going back to work. I'm a teacher. And so I'm like, I'm going back to work. And he finally decided to be like, Hey, let's get breakfast. I'm like, sorry, I can't. I got to go to work. And then he asked the second time but then I was like, I'm in the middle get my hair done. Sorry, can't. So then he cussed me out after that. He said he was cool. I was like, Hey, cool. Don't speak to him. Literally the next day. I miss you. I want you dead of that. Like, yeah, it just sound like I'm just slow, huh? Yeah, yes, but she'll, you know, we, we trying to, we trying to help you out. Like, do you talk to anybody else? You still talk to only him? No, I've recently started talking to other people. Okay, good. I mean, you on the right track. He don't want you. I just, I don't know. Just like, hold our hands. When we say this, like, virtually hold our hands. Just reach, reach your hands out. Okay. My hand drop. You're not in a relationship. He has another family that he's taken care of. Oh, Shenana. And it's a good time to continue to talk to those other people that you're talking to and just cut them off immediately. If you haven't seen him in four months, four months from now again, you still won't see him. It's over. Can you want to get breakfast? You just want to hit. Yeah. You want to put some syrup on your pancakes? Okay. Okay. Okay. We don't mean we don't want to leave you into like a bad state. We're apparently trying to see to, well, we're apparently trying to see each other sometime this week. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But it's like, we go, we go, we go. That's all the fucking effort. No, you don't have to pick up this car from there. He's going to have to pick up his cape from day here. You don't have to come eat some coachy. Flat out. When we say to you, are you hurt me? No, I heard you. I was just laughing. That's it. If you don't have to come eat some coachy to see that's what you need to take some. You come to eat this box, nigga. See, but when I do shit like that, he starts feeling some type of win because he wants a relationship. You haven't seen him in four months. What relationship? We just held hands and you don't look at this. No, no, thank you. No, you need to be. You don't listen. You don't listen. I promise. I do listen. But the problem is like, I'm listening to what he's saying over like what he's actually doing. Yes, and you've been doing that for four months without seeing him. And he lived 45 minutes away. You see him in four fucking months. And he's talking about apparently we supposed to be meeting up. You know, to get ghosted again, that's enough time to grow afro. No, face time or anything. Yeah, when he's not. If he facetimes you, where is he? Like, where is he? He home in what room? You seen his home before? He's in his room. And like, I've seen the hallway. But he's like, he told me he don't want to show me his place because it's depressing and it's a sad space. I don't know. I feel like he got issues. Oh, but fucking. And so it's like, I've just kept to say the whole. I just like niggas to fix. No, no, no, no, I think you need fixing. Yeah, you're not fixing. If he ain't showed you his crib, that means it's not all his crib. That shit don't work like that. You've been knowing this man seven months and never seen anything outside of a hallway in his bedroom. Yeah. And you know, it's crazy. He got mad at me earlier this week. And was like, you don't even have my address. I've had bitches pull up on me better because they fuck with me. And I'm like, nigga, you didn't give me your address because you're paranoid as told me you didn't want to give me your address. So you still don't have his address? No, no, even after the argument when we got cool again, I was like, okay, send me your address. Yeah. Still hasn't said to me. I mean, he probably lives with his parents. So how old is he? He's 27 28. Yeah, he probably still live with his parents. That's what it sound like. If he only showed you his room, he don't want to show you because you don't see all the family pictures on the wall. Like, why are you guys so many pictures of your siblings? And shit. What are you doing here, bro? And he only comes to your crib. He probably ain't got it. Do he got a car? No. You got it. You know what? You got it. You playing. We tried. You playing. He claims he's saving. He's a specific type. You want to get a specific type. No, somebody sent you here to piss us out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody said that or not. I know why he fuck with you. Oh, yeah. Come on now. If you don't do me like that, I'm sorry. That was really rude. That was rude. That's my bad. But we should have said, if y'all went to the same school, y'all would be in the same class. Now, you know what? I think we are both autistic lowkey. Now, we want the best for you. Just as a listener of the pie, we want the best of you. The way that's position you in right now, does not sound ideal at all. It's I just think there's what's whole let's let's like keeping you like interested. I think it's like the first like the first three months, the first three, four months, like shit was so good. And we had a great day. He took me all around his city showed me a bunch of shit. So you take you around a city and you didn't go to his place. Where did y'all go? Well, we went to like a bowling alley and an arcade. We went to record shop. Like, there's a bunch of little stores, a bookstore. It wasn't like a definitely. He lived with his parents. So what did y'all do? So you drove back home that night? Yeah. Because I told him, I mean, it was our first date. I told him I wasn't fucking on the first night. Okay. So y'all had sex when he came to your crib. Yeah. So that's the only time y'all ever did anything is when he came to your crib. Yep. And he like extended his stay when he was here too. Like each day, it just got longer. Like, at first, he was only supposed to be here like two days. And he's supposed to go back to work. But then he's like, oh, I'm gonna stay today. And I'm gonna stay another day. And I'm like, this nigga, he got no job. I won't. He ain't got no job then. Because he do work at. Okay. See, y'all be trying to catch people being federal. No, no, no, what kind of work does he do? Don't tell us where he works at. Like, how do you have proof that he has a job? I don't even actually know the company either. He's so fucking paranoid. He don't want to tell me nothing, but he works like doing airplane parts. So like some blue collar manufacturer job. Nigga put it together. Legos. I told his airplane parts. Nigga's building Legos in his bedroom. No way you believe this. He won't give you his address. He won't tell you where he worked. You ain't bent to his crib. You ain't seen him in four months. And then you talk about apparently we supposed to be meeting up this week. If he listen, I know I'm delusional, but I think I'm that delusional. I mean, you know, delusional would be a compliment, right? Oh man. Fuck. You should not meet up with him next week. I think you should move on. He's a liar. This will let you know we trying to put you on game. Nothing works like how it's working right now. This is not real life. What you doing? Don't nobody do FaceTime. Don't show the place. Don't nobody not invite a gritty like already plays. Don't nobody go somebody for four months. Don't nobody play games. How he playing. Don't nobody like he live with his parents. He don't got a car. He don't got a job. We just put it like that. That's why he ain't seen you. And he has a second family. And he might got a family. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay. How you feel about that? I mean, I feel like, like, Loki, I'm starting to piece it together. I'm like, maybe he really don't have a job because like every little thing, he'd be like, you want a nigga to trick on you. And I'm like, no, I just want you to treat me like a girlfriend. If that's what you want me to be by nigga, like, and like, even with his birthday, I pay for dinner. And I ask for the check. And he's like, oh, you want them know you paying. I'm like, I'm like, nigga, pipe down. I'm trying to get out of here. That's the only reason I ask for the check. Like shit ridiculous. Like shit. Like, we can't, we can't even get through to her. She's so, she's so fucked up in the head. There's a little sis right now. And we can't even help her out. Like, we so sorry. Hit us back though. Got to do a check here for show. Yo, yo, Mr. Warty. What's up? What's up? What's going on? What's going on? Oh, man. Okay. Off the back. No, we got a question. Oh, okay. Is that type of call? Okay. All right. Cool. Oh, there was your pet, man. I had put it in what you got. What's up? Let us ask you the question. Yeah, you know what? You know what Grace isn't a guy in school. All right, what's the hot? What's your hot take of the week? Hey, what else? Oh, so if I go with it, they love angry. Loving real. Well, you said that. It's just feel like it ain't. It's not my nagging that real opportunity. That's the nagging real. I don't feel like nobody's nagging anymore or me person. Okay. Oh, man. Oh, you got a girlfriend. I got a girlfriend. That's what I asked you. No, no, man. I got my girlfriend. I got a girlfriend before. Do you got any women in your life? Man. Oh, man. Have you ever been in a relationship? Yeah, I've been in a relationship, man. Why those didn't work out, brother? I can't call. Oh, man. Have you ever been on a fucking phone call before? Yeah, I haven't been on a phone call now. I can tell, bro. It's god damn it. They ain't got no people skills. Nigga can't talk. What you think? Everything you're going to say is going to be is federal or something? I'm just not much of a talker, man. I'm more of a more of a listener, right? I'm more of a listener. Oh, man. I've never heard that shit before. That thing say I'm not much of a talker. Man, another one for the death. No, I'm definitely going to eat right now. They eat right now. Nigga said I'm more of a listener. I'm not one to talk. I feel it, bro. Where are you from? George, you from Atlanta, aren't you? How do you tell, bro? No, I'm from Atlanta. Yeah, you is. Yes, you is, bro. Are you one that said nothing? I spoke, I spoke God. I'm from Atlanta. What are you from the deep South? Yeah, John's bro. No, man. I ain't going to put on a big set. Oh my God. You literally, you literally sound like generic Georgia voice. Nobody going to recognize you, bro. Let's hold us where you are from, bro. You didn't even say that. Hey, y'all probably soon know that with the FBI folks all right now. What you said was FBI worthy, bro. You haven't said shit. Why the fuck are we trying to get you to know you? When Nogamy isn't real, first said a relation, whatever you said, but Nogamy isn't real. And then you said you couldn't expand on that point. You don't have a girlfriend. But how can we get you caught up? There's nothing. You talking about some FBI shit. You can give us no information. Yeah, you're right. I don't keep it that way. No, but like legit. We was trying to, this is probably going to make the pot, but we was trying to get more information out of you just so to make sure you make the pot. And you still did bare minimum. You made us do all the work. Like you lucky Mike landed a joke. Where this would not make it. I promise you. Yeah, make sure you tell me when you're going to go on the part, man. No, that's going on the part. Hey, we're always everybody's time. Hey, you know, one other thing. That's exactly what I was about to say to you. That's crazy. You're in my mind. I know you. Yeah, I'm already here. I'm already here. But I'm going to cry. You'll get some big. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How I feel? How I feel quite as naked? I think it's a quiet ass on it. This nigga. Niggas shot. Niggas packs in the mirror. Pat. You bitch. I'm gonna tell him that today. That's the day. You confronted bully. That nigga. I think about that. That nigga about being a YouTube comment. So I'll see what I did. I'm not that nigga. No, no, you win, bro. You win, bro. A lot of people. A lot of people. I don't know why they just don't be climbing people be trying to like make me seem like a bully when all they got to do is tell me to shut the fuck up. I appreciate it, bro. I'm saying I'll be trying to be cool. I just be trying to get tough love to niggas and then niggas take it like offensively. Like nigga begin cheating on. I call him. I tell him he need to strap on his nuts. And now I'm the nigga that's bully. You know what I'm trying to say don't. Make sure you'll bitch. Fuck you in. Oh my gosh. I literally shaking my head as he's kept agreeing. I was like, oh man. He doesn't know what he's doing. Yo, let's take a quick break from today's pie to think the sponsor, Zack Doc. Listen, it's just so easy to put off your doctor's appointment jumping through hooch with the nurses, office assistants to get appointment schedule and finding the place that works best for you. It's endless phone tag only to finally call and find out the next opening is months away. 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So doctors have to start saying no to certain baby names. So the reason why I say this is I'm a teacher. And I got some students that got some very interesting names. I got like a kid named Taber. Which is absolutely outlandish should never name your kid that name normal neighbor. Well, Taber. I believe it's T-A-B-O-R. Taber, okay. You got a daddy name, you got a daddy name. You got a daddy name, Tay, daddy name, Boris. Taber. I mean, he said you two dads. Yeah, you probably got two that she knows. I'm naming out the you Devante and you, Boris, Taber. I don't know why he would I mean, he's a white kid. So Devante is a little crazy for a white man. Taber, crazy for mixed kid. That's that's fair. That's fair. I mean, I obviously have heard of the name absidee, the ABCD. That's just can't do it. ABCD. That's the name. That's the name. Absidee. Yep. I've never heard that before. Shit, crazy. And then, yeah. And then also don't do virtue names anymore. So no honesties, no faiths. Faithless to no graces. No graces, no. Faith and graces. You have me an absidee. I agree with you. Absidee is kind of crazy. Shout out to all the absidees out there. Yeah, kind of crazy. I don't even know what, what are they though? Are they majority men, women? Like, what is the, what do abs city? I would assume abs city. I mean the abs, these abs scene have been women. Okay, girls. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Oh yeah, but we need the grays in the face. Like when I meet a grace, faith, serenity, those people bring me peace. And just like, oh, you assign or something like that. Like, oh, grace, you know what I'm saying? So I was just like, we need those promise, promise. Yeah. Every serenity I have met has been absolute help. Anything but serene. They've been just straight as like just terrible people. I'm like, why, why did your parents name you this? It did not come true. We need all the serenities to defend themselves in the comments. Yes, if we have any, okay, but what's your name? So my actual name is, I mean, I'm assuming y'all go and kind of bleed this out, but my name is Dom, but I, it's actually like Dominique. Okay. Wait, I believe that. I mean, just a simple, this is a super first name. Nobody gonna find you, bro. Um, yeah, Dominique, I just think you don't like your name though. I feel like if your name was like, uh, more creative, you would lean into like the creative names, but since you have like Dominique is like very generic. So I, so if you just feel like that's where the hate kind of stem from. Maybe a little bit angle. If you had, if you had a kid, what would you name your kid? Boy girl. Uh, both, both. Yeah, yeah. Uh, well, funny enough, my wife is actually right next to me. So like, you know, and she also listens to the pod. Uh, so like, we haven't necessarily fully come up with one. Uh, but I would say that if it was a boy, we have the middle name picked out, which is crazy. They just spit it out. Yeah. My bad hat got down. Oh, I don't we probably got something more normal though. Like you know, something that's like, I don't know, like James or like a boo. Sorry. We can't do that. No, you're going to name your kid. I hate my name. I like. I wouldn't name my kid. I can't like, look at this one James. Like James is crazy generic. God damn it. And we try to give him my old name so he's all so, you know, he's real. What about the girl name? Esther. I don't know. They bought the same Mary. James and Mary. They're true. They're true. Are you being for real? Hell no. Oh, he ain't got no names, bro. You need to start stealing some of these names. You need to name your daughter, Tabern. Oh no, if we had a girl, maybe like, I don't know, I feel like Maya's not terrible Sasha. Sasha. Okay. This guy. I don't want to be a bomb for that. Yeah, we're going bro. You say Sasha. Appreciate y'all. All right. You said you, bro. Yo, what's good? Got a question for you. What's your dilemma? So I have a disabled vet fell in stalker and he wants my booty. Disabled vet. He's a disabled vet. Like this fell into like the disabled vet feeling better. And he's my stalker. Yeah. I said better. And he wants my booty. Okay. Okay. Let's go through them all. Disabled. Like missing a leg. That means the disabled vet. So he got discharge. Okay. That's one disabled vet. I think. No, no, no, no, no. We need like one type of disability. Everybody need context first. Uh-huh. Like he's like one mental guy. Got a mental. Okay. Okay. Okay. Disabled mentally. He's a vet. You fought in the war. Um, yeah. He's a stalker. He's stalking you. Yup. He wants your booty. Yup. Got it. Okay. And where is he stalking you? Oh, he's a fellow. What do you do both the way? Yeah. Yeah. Um, he said he had a hundred bows on him. Like like towns and we, but I don't, I don't know if I believe it. Oh, this is what he told you. He told you he told you he was a fellow. Okay. If he was lying the whole time, but I'll get into that one. Okay. So where were these conversations happening? Like y'all wanted a couple of dates or something? So no. All right, bro. Don't blame me like that. We let you tell the story because we don't want to like ruin your story. So this, yes. So this guy's a regular at my job. I work in a smoke shop and he comes in like twice a week and he usually buys edibles, but he'll tell me he's like, yeah, like I don't use these. These are from my girl. So I'm thinking he's straight. Like I'm thinking he's a cool guy. Then like three days ago, he comes in and like obviously something's off. Like he's moving like man. It's like his eyes. He's just looking through. Oh, you stayed up on jobs for five hours that day, bro. And like, like I'm trying to get away from him. I'm like, you all going to back to eat lunch real quick. He's like, I bet I'll just be out here. I'm like, yeah, I'm about to go use a bathroom. He's like, you know what? I got a two. Like I'm a drive home and then come back. Like it's crazy. And like he lost touch on reality. Like he had gone to the VA earlier that day. And he said they stole his phone. I'm like, damn, like, why do you think they stole your phone? He loosened you dead in the eye. He's like, bro, because I got the cure for cancer in there. And I saw, I saw darn laughing in his face. He's straight face like looking at me. And then he goes into like what he thinks of cure for cancer. So I'm like, bro, there's something wrong with this guy. But like, he's not acting real crazy in the store. So like, I'm not kicking him out because he also keeps buying stuff. Like he spent like $200 there. Like bro, he drank four Red Bulls in five hours. Like this nigga was tripping. But he didn't have his phone, but he had his Samsung watch, but he was jumping up and down playing. Yo, God, you on like full like full blast. Like in front of him, like customers. Like with the washes, like the washes ear. Yeah, like it was here. Like on full blast. And bro, we got an Alexa, like we could play on there. So way better speaker. Like I like that's why I thought he just came out of jail because all the technology was so new to him. Like he wanted to use my phone to call his phone to see if like they would pick up. And now, now I think he just did that to get my number. But like, I get, I give him my phone to go call his phone. And he like, bro, I don't know how to work these new things. I'm like, bruh, so I call him 15. Like it's not like no crazy technology, but all right. So he calls himself off my phone. And like, I'm not even gonna get into the stuff he did at the store. Like just know he's a weird guy. Like he was manning because that doesn't really matter. But so he has my phone number in his watch. And he doesn't have his phone yet. So like I go home, I'm in my bed. And like, yeah, so he's like, I'm late and bad. Like I'm sleeping. But like every two hours, I'm waking up because I keep getting phone calls from different numbers. But I'm not picking them up because I'm just like, oh, wait, there's one more part from the day before. So he bought me dinner. Like he bought me like 10 wings. Like I was hungry and said, like, he bought me 10 wings. I'm not thinking nothing of it. Cause like he ate some of them too. So I'm just like, all right, let us get a little lady to the tramp. See, see, see, I wasn't thinking of the number back to time. But all right. So he keep calling me throughout like the night. And so 8 a.m. he calls me again. But this time it's from his phone. So like, I'm like, bro, if I keep ignoring him, he know where I work. Like he gonna come in mad as hell. So like, I call him back like 9 a.m. He instantly start going. He's like, bro, I know you probably fucking a girl for right now. You supposed to be with me. Like he like, oh, you, you asleep. You out here eating breakfast and shit. All right, it's left for four days. Like we supposed to be making money. Like, where you at right now? Like, well, drop Addy. I'm like, what? He's like, bro, drop the addy. Let me pull up. I'm like, bro, it's 9 a.m. Like what you mean? He's like, bro, let's hang out. Let's do some. And like the day before he had also been like, there was a festival that was going on Saturday. And he was like, bro, let me scoop you. Like, I'll take you like, you know, I'll pay for all your food that we can just have a good time. He's talking about his girl in between like all this gay stuff he doing. So I'm not like, I'm not reading into it. So this phone call keeps going. And I'm like, I, bro, like, I'll let you know when I get home. I was home, but I just lied to him and told him I wasn't home. So I'm like, I'm talking my girl. I'm like, bro, like this guy is weird. But at this point, I still don't know like these guys on this like, bro, like he just wants to hang out with me. Like he wants to keep buying me stuff. Like, I'm just confused. She's very like, I think he wants you. I'm like, nah, like what's you reading? Like, like what you mean? Why would he want me? I go talk to the manager of my apartment complex. And like, he had been a jail too. And like, I'm telling him the whole story. And he was like, off the first few sentences I could tell he wants you. But once I told him about the wins part, he was like, bro, you ate a honey bun. He's like, he's like, don't pay me. Booty. That's not exactly like 30 dollars. He, bro, he double faced one. Hey, bro, but I'm gonna need to go down to that pot. I don't know how to look. Your service was was a little bit. Well, let me take my AirPods out. Oh, yeah, take them. Take them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he was a down payment. Oh, yeah. So he was like, bro, that's a down payment on your booty. So he's like, bro, I'm gonna need you to go to the pawn shop right now and like get a gun. And like, you need a file of police report. And like, while we're talking, this guy keeps on like calling me. He's like texting me like, yo, what up? What are you at? And like, he's also from Memphis. So he's a felon. He's a vet like he's killed people and he's from like this nigga has nowhere guard for life. So I'm scared, like I'm a little nigga from the suburbs, like I'm from Rhode Island, bro, I ain't never been in a shit for you. So like I don't even want no guns. So bro, I got some bare mace, this shit pink too, like I look like a little hoe, but like I need something 'cause he want my butt and I'm not going, bro. Like that's why I don't even be doing a legal shit like that for you 'cause I'm not trying to go to jail or like none of that, but bro, so he keeps calling me. And like I just blocked him, I filed a police report and like, what's it called? But like the last time he'd called me, it was like 10, 12. And I was working at a different location, but like the same, you know, workplace. Bro, he calls me and then 12 minutes later, I see him walk by, bro, I ain't never ran so fast since like, since I was like 13, bro, outside playing. I ran to the bat, I grabbed that mace and I was just in their clutch there, the shiver, it is hit, like, bro. - You're in the store by yourself? - No, bro. No, bro, I was with a girl, I've made her sit at the front. I made her sit next to the door. She had the taser, I had the bear mace. I was like, bro, I'm going for her in the line of fire. - Yeah, but like it was crazy 'cause we heard him before we saw him. So like I was saying, there was a festival that day. So like it was packed on the sidewalk. And like we just hear this guy yelling and like we see all these white folks staring at him. And like we just see this black guy walk by, just like on the phone, but he's yelling. And we're just like, yo, who is that? Like who could that be like acting crazy? I'm staring at him. I'm like, yo, it's that nigga. But like he ain't look at me. I'm so lucky, bro, 'cause I'm telling you he would've came in that store with a vengeance. And I know he got pulled. Like I'm not trying to die over my butt. Yeah, but like I will. Like it really is that deep, bro. - He trying to play it really? - Yeah, he arm he's trying to play Call of Booty with you. - Bro, Pat, this is a serious situation. - Like I say, he's not that deep. That's exactly what he's trying to do. - Bro, bro, I'm a good guy. - Well, yeah. - I'm so cooked, come on. - I got to go back to the same location today. - Yeah, you don't tell people to get the law involved, but brother, you need to, I know I'm just saying, but you know what I already filed a police report. - No, no, no, you got to set up a trap or something. You got to lure him in. You might have to show him the booty. - Like bait car. - Yeah. - Hey, hey, hey. - It's not a bait, no, but set a bait card, it's bait, but. - 'Cause yesterday, I, you know, listen, you might have to go buy some nice leggings. It's standing in front of the store and just had a cops pull up like, "Yo, he gonna try to come take it from me." - You know what's crazy? - Just don't give him the wrong location. - So you know what's crazy? When I was talking to my manager about that, he would like, at the end of the conversation, he's like, "You know what the problem is?" You got that fat ass and you be wearing him short. So he asked me, "Jiggling all over the place." What's he looking you open to now? - Manager. - Hey, yo, I'm like, the manager of my apartment complex. So I'm like, "Hey, yo, this nigga gay too." But then like, after I go up to my room, and like, I'm in the mirror on FaceTime with my girl. And like, I'm telling her what he said. She like, "Do a 360, bro, I do a 360." And then they're like, "Nah, yo shit, look crazy right now." Bro, I instantly went to the store and spent $300 trying to look like Lolliotti and I'm concrete boys. I'm going baggy jeans, tims, everything from now on. I'm not wearing no more shorts, bro. - So you probably look like a snack to this nigga. - Yeah, you tried to hide that ass from OG. Oh, well, I got some, I got some waist 38 jeans, bro. - Oh damn. - Yeah, that's crazy. It just sounded like you were riding a lot of felons, bro. - Yeah, I work at a smoke shop. So crazy people coming all the time. - Okay, yeah, yeah. - We're riding a lot of felons and horny people. - Yes, everybody's horny, everybody's horny. - And like, I don't know what it is about my build. The people tell me I'm built like a torta, but like I attract a lot of gay people. But like usually they back off on them just like, "No, like this guy kept coming, pause, pause, pause." He kept, he kept trying to do so here. (laughing) - Oh shit. - Okay, bro, I hope you stay safe. - I hope I do too, peace, boys. - All right, bro. And I hope I do too. Krillin' ass into the good. - Hello. - Hello. - I made the pie, check me out. - Oh, we don't know about that yet. - Pretty good, pretty good. - No, no, yeah, I want to make false promises. So. - Oh, that's fair. And long as I got a phone call, I'm okay. - Oh shit, bare minimum. We got you, though. All right, we got a question for you. - Yeah. - What's your dilemma? - You know, Pat, my dilemma is, I didn't give a year worth of my time to this man that I really wanted. But I just feel like I'm better off playing in the street. - What does man do to you? - I don't think he did anything to me. I just don't think that he's doing enough. Like, he's actually giving me bare minimum. And I'm worth way more than that. - Do you pay your bills? - No. - He got my bills, though. No, it's not a requirement. - So what is he doing? What do you think he could do better at? You don't know that. - I do know that. I think he could be more intentional. He's not very intentional. No planning is always very chillax around the house. Like mundane activities. - Like. - Like going to the house, we chill around the house for sure. He's got a pool, he got a hookah. He feels like he got a lot of it. - A hookah. - We got a lot of it. - Got a hookah growing up here. Completed. - So what attracted you to him at first then? Like, what were the things he was doing that made you. How long have you been in relationship with him? - A year. - Okay, so what were the things that attracted you to him? That made you stay for a year? - Of course it's physical, like a physical attraction came first. - Okay. - He did like casual activities together. Like cycles going to the gym and we had those similarities. As far as like our motivation and things like that. So that's what eventually attracted me to him. - Okay. - And I didn't come up to him and talk to him. He pulled me to the side. And he came with big energy in the beginning. And so now it's slowed down. - Yeah, I did. So he showed you everything. And then as soon as he got you over there, what is a hookah in his pool, and y'all start tussling and rumpling, he just let off the brakes or left the gas in this. Hit the brakes. - Exactly. Poor communication, all the things. - Have you brought this up to him? - I have. - What was his responses? - He does. His responses are, I trust issues, previous trauma with other females, blah, blah, blah. And he'll show improvement and effort for a little bit. But then just falls off randomly. - Yeah. Do you think there's anything you could be doing better? - I could be doing better. You don't like to have more patients. That's about all I can give. Patients and grace at this point. - The reason I asked that because you're already talking about going back to the streets. - What's wrong with that? - I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. But if you already have that mindset, already you might as well just end it, you know? - That's true. But I think it's also like, I caught him outside in the streets this past weekend, right? After a little disagreement. And he was really playing his card out there. I wasn't on that. But usually I think what holds people into a relationship like this because you know a lot of information that sounds like you should leave. But the reason you're not leaving is you know you're not given for effort either. So you know there's some things. Because it don't sound, because usually you would come on here and you'd be like, oh, we're not doing nothing. I planned this and then he didn't do nothing. I planned this and then he'd do nothing. It don't sound like you're doing nothing either though. It sound like you kind of just, you expect to him to leave because he came with big energy and now like the big energy's not there and you're not putting in an effort either and there's just kind of whatever. - Yeah, this is just kind of whatever. But should I not expect him to leave? - Yeah, but you, I feel like the only way you're gonna leave is you put in some effort and see he rejecting the effort. Like maybe he put in big energy and saw like, oh, I'm doing all this. She not doing nothing. She just going along for the ride. Let's see what happened when I pulled back and I don't do nothing. And shit, we're not doing nothing. And now y'all passing back and forth some, uh, for Breeze Huka. - No, for sure. It's just our energy. - So, do you think Luka, do you think, go ahead. - I don't mean it. - No, what's your question? - No, I was gonna say, do you think the streets are gonna be better? - No, I don't think the streets would be better. But I think my anxiety to get go down being back in the streets. - You'd rather cry in the streets or in the backyard with a pull with some Huka. - I don't know. - I'd rather not cry at all. - No, I know, that's the good answer. - No, but that's the thing. No, you know, Huka getting expensive these days. I think you need to hold on to him. Just a little bit longer. - What's so much longer it's been a year. How much time do you really need? - The way you know, you know. - No, no, I bet you, okay, then lead him. The fight. What are things holding you back from leaving, though? - And this sucks for every girl. It's potential. And that's it. 'Cause he could end up getting more Huka. And then you know, now both y'all got y'all Huka states. (laughing) - Right, 'cause we'll be passing back and forth the one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause Huka with the two little nozzles. - Look, bro, I'm telling you, as soon as she leave, and he gonna get the next girl, and then she gonna post on Instagram, like, "Look, me and babe, both got her own Huka." - He got the octopus Huka. (laughing) (laughing) - No one really picked me off if he go get an electric hooker, 'cause we still put in the songs on the show. - Not even know that had an electric one. - That shit got me way more works for your lungs. - No, that was crazy. (laughing) - No, that shit got me sucking up lithium and fuck. - No, that shit gonna fuck you up, though. That shit gonna fuck you up. You see a new girl in that spot. She in the pool smoking on out of electric hooker. - It is, but he just gave me confidence. - Maybe a couple of months ago, you don't know how many bitches mad you got your spot, but it's like my spot for work. - Did he use the word bitches, too? - Yeah. - Well, I know we don't call girls bitches. - No, no, no, it's not even about that. It's not even about that. It's just the vocabulary people use sometimes. - They just like, yo, self-re-spec, too, though. They just sound like, it's just like, you got a lot of confidence when you talk, but as soon as we talk about the relationship ended and you leave it in another woman in turn, that's when you get a little insecure. So I think it's really because you don't want another woman in that spot. You really don't want him, but you don't want him with nobody else. 'Cause then you got mad that he was out at the club and he was like, oh, he doing this and he doing that. That's what's keeping you, you know, come on. And if he's talking to you like that, he already got them girls on the line. 'Cause how the fuck you know? (laughs) - No, for sure. I feel like he was a bit telling you, you know, him, like, what you doing? - That's the whole I shit, Pat. - I'm just saying. - How the fuck you know, you know what I'm saying? - Don't have me out here looking. - I'm not, fuck that nigga, I'm on your side. - This is like a best picture. - It's somebody, hey, it's somebody else smoking, it's somebody else smoking that cherry called a flavor hookah. Like, you know. - Blueberry man, blueberry man. - Blueberry man? Oh yeah. Blueberry, he meant to fuck another girl. So that's it. (laughs) - Y'all gotta go. - All right. - Yeah. - Get out there, look at you. - Yeah, and y'all didn't tell me what happened, happy international women's. I'm on y'all's ass. - We had tired all the hookah was in our face. (laughs) - Now happy international women's century to you. You need to give him an ultimatum that he need to stack it up. - Oh, ultimatum's crazy. - How? - She had her breaking point. - No, I am. Ultimatum is crazy, but I'll give him a little bit more time. And I'll be more assertive. No, for sure. I will. I'll try. Come on, God. We love you. - Winter's coming up. It's fucking season. - Cuffin season, let's go. - Exactly. When you're coming up, that pool ain't gonna be shit. - And Christmas. - And ain't no indoor pool, is it? - Exactly. - No, no, you know it ain't. - And then y'all live down south, up north? - No, we're in Chicago area. - So I'm saying, that pool gone. (laughs) That pool literally got like a month and a half left. You good? - That one. - That one. - Not a whole house, no like hook, 'cause y'all can't go outside. Like get rid of that nigga. That's the perfect thing. (laughs) - I'm in the full library right now. - Yeah, get rid of that nigga though. What do you do for a living? - Well, that's a lot of telling. - Not for me. - I'm just saying, do he make a lot of money? - Law enforcement. Law enforcement, yeah, six figures. - Oh, yeah, cop smoke hookers? - I'm a nurse, soo. I'm a nurse though. - Oh, y'all got a little, oh, you're trying to build a little life. Okay. - No, I am. I'm so serious about it. I'm tired of playing games. I'm 31. - Oh shit, I feel it. - No, I get it. It's time to, it's time to put up or shut up. Tell him not. - I will, in the worst of pet. - Mm-hmm, put up. - Baby, maybe pass me the hook. (laughs) You have a good one. - No, he got it. He got so many women over. If y'all break up, I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna be crazy. (laughs) - Welcome to "Cross with me" spot cast. - I'll push you. - Leo? Okay. - You okay here, man? - Yeah. - Yeah, boy. Boy, sound like God. (laughs) - Yeah, it's here. - I have a question for you. What's your biggest flaw and how's it holding you back? - I'm obsessed with my back. - I'll say my voice just 'cause like, I really want to do content shit. Like I did, I played "Colors Ball" for the past five years. And I didn't want to get in that space, but I feel like everybody think I'll think about voice. - Who's this, D-D-G? - Cheers. - Nah, you got that first 48 voice. (laughs) - You lose, I was like, is that black screen, right? - Yeah. - We should send him something to read. - No, okay. - Holy yeah, look, let's just take a deep breath. You know what I'm saying, chill out. - Holy. - 23. - God damn. - But it ain't always sounded like this. Like it kind of got progressively lower as I got older I guess. - Hold on a real quick, I got something for you. - Do you use your voice like you sang or anything? - Nah, I'm not dead, my dead sound, but I ain't saying. - Can you say you're in good hands with all state? - Cheers. (laughs) - You want me to say it for you? - Yeah. - All state, are you in good hands? - Oh man, you might have a profession, hey man. Hey, he's getting old man, attention. - You never thought about being like a voice actor? - Hey, I'm taking a lot of jobs. - I wanna be, but I mean, I have no clue how to get into it. - Yeah. - I'm like, from the country, I ain't never heard no idea. - I'm not just gonna use a couple of scripts, okay? - I've never planned on saying any of this. I kept my mouth shut for a long time because right here, people disappear over less. But after everything that happened, I couldn't pretend I didn't see it. I'm only doing this because the truth deserves to come out. That's all I'm gonna say. (laughs) (all laughing) - How do I laugh this kind of thing? - Think it sounds like God. (all laughing) - What position you played in college football? - I was a tidy and I played, I shall play three different colleges. - Nate could have played on a field and been in an announcer at the same time. (all laughing) - Make a catch in the ball for T-R's first doubt. (all laughing) - All right, this is you on a movie trailer. Let's go ahead. - In a world where every decision could be your last, a city built on lies is about to face the truth. Three years, one name was erased from every file, every record, every memory. They thought he was gone, they were wrong. Now, the people who created the perfect weapon have become his next target. As old enemies emerge and new alliances are tested, every second becomes a fight for survival. (all laughing) (all laughing) - Come on, Ona. - Come on. - We got women. - Okay. - We're gonna get you a stupid ass voice page. (all laughing) I'll probably shoot at it. (all laughing) - Say baby locked them. - Come on, I go. - Say baby locked them doors and turn the lies down. (all laughing) - What is that? - Not for you though. If y'all got like a, she had connection to something, put it with me. - Okay, say EA sports is in the game. Just a case, do a retire. (all laughing) - EA sports, it's in the game. - Oh man, he might cook. - To K28, to K28? - It might be cooking. - All right, bro. You have a good one, man. (all laughing) (all laughing) (all laughing) - I think it's a bad, I think it's not like my conscious. (all laughing) - Yo. - Yo. - What did you do? - Chin. - Yo, no. Whatever you got here, phone, take them off. - No, no, no, I'm outside. - No, you, you're good, you're good. - All right. - All right, bro. I got a question for you. - Yo. - What's the biggest flaw you have and how is it holding you back? - My biggest flaw is that I'm secure of women and like overly, and because of that, I can talk to them, bro. Like I have it like had a relationship, nothing, no talking stage. - Okay, where are you from, first of all? - I'm from Haiti. - Haiti, okay. So you don't have no girlfriend. Do you have any potential candidates that you know you trying to get at that we can help you get you some advice or you get closer to that? - There is a girl that like, I'm trying to talk to like, so basically I've had a like a crush on her for like a while now. And I'm gonna tell her like, at the end of August, so, you know. - Oh, now we run out of time, okay. Let's get this right. What questions you got for Mike and Pat and Jean here too? - Bro, you just like, he's my whole issue that in the whole thing is that like, I mean, I have like, I have like very good friends. I have like, you know, like, you know, friends, but this is something like, well, like, you're from home in the evil, bro. So he's just like, when I'm seeing this whole thing, I don't wanna like end up like on this side of the other, of like friends. But there's one of my boys, he was in a relationship and then like, yo, he was like doing everything for shorty, bro. And like, shorty, like, you don't him in the worst way possible. And I'm like, dang, so like, you can still do everything right and still get done wrong. So I'm like, bro, like, at this point, let me just like, like myself. - It's a game of love, brother. - Well, the game is wicked, bro. - You either put up, you either put up or shut up, man. (laughing) - Come on, come on. - No, for real, you can't be afraid of like, those negative. comes because it's going to happen regardless. Like if it was going to happen, it was going to happen. There's nothing you can do to stop it. If that person's going to cheat, they're going to cheat. Now, I mean, that's something that I've learned over the past. So there was a girl I had a crush on her, but I never asked her out. And all I have for the rest of my life is what if, because I'll never know if she would reject me or not. So I'm just going to ask that girl, that would be like if she don't like ball of top bro. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You get yourself to make champions. So you 24 and you never talked to a girl. Have you ever had sex before? Nope. Oh, you never had sex before. You don't even know what that should feel like. Oh, bro, I'm missing out, bro. Listen here, brother. You are not going to lie to you. Usually, you know, usually we come on here, just be like, Hey, man, do what you got to do. But it sound like you interested. I would take things slowly. I wouldn't bank everything on one girl because like the way you're talking, I don't know what that girl is reciprocating. And I don't want you to base like your whole dating life off this crush because if she doesn't like you or something goes wrong, I don't want that to deter you from other people this. So I want you to get off here, get on Google and look how many girls there are that you are your age that are out here, bro. And you and you I'm saying, I'm not saying disrespecting your crush, but I'm just saying, don't bank it all on her. How's it all like? Do you guys have a friendship, though? Currently, we have a friend. We've been friends for you, you know, so like she's, we've gotten like mad clothes like over like the past, you know, and so he's nothing like, right? Part of me like the delusional side, saying that she likes me because of like there's like some things that I've been seeing that I'm like, okay, like you don't do that to random friends. But at the same time, like, I'm like being safe and be like, okay, you know, I'll be like, do they do look and like, what are the things so we can, so we can help you out? All right. So like the first thing that like happened was that like, I, so like, it's okay. I'm not saying like the, the craziest one that happened, bro. I'm just going to like cut the short. So we live on like, they're in each floor. They were like different lounges. And like, one time I just walked from a room with a like bag, the bag was heavy, bro, I keep you not, bro. She walked in doing like lounge. She cut me dead in my eyes and she says, I wish I had a mean, bro, I thought I was tripping what my friends started laughing and she was like, yes, she wants you to sound like I'm not tripping because you don't say that to like a random person. But I also like don't want to get ahead of my second black year like she liked me over this. So she looks specifically at you in your eyes and said, I wish I had a man. What a bro. Yo, she look at me dead in my eye. Did you help her? Did you help her with the bag? I mean, I didn't know she was going to get it because I she got it from a room. So I didn't know she was, I helped her with it once, bro, because like one time, like she did back on like, no, no, she did like one time, they're going to a different lounge. But why didn't you help her with the bag that time? No, she literally looked at you in your eyes. I know. Because like the lounge, like the way the lounge is like, it might have been it, bro. How you followed it? It might have been it. I share, I share, I share every left you on red more than 24 hours. No, no. She texts you back every single time you text her. Text her right now. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, you're right. Text her right now. Just say, I miss you. It could be friendship. You just say, I miss you and see where she take it. Say, let me help you with your bags. I'm crying, bro. No, I'm I'm not sure tomorrow, though. For like tomorrow. Yeah. I'll ask you. Yeah. I'll ask you. All right. There was a, we have like, uh, somebody going there tonight. I don't want to hear nothing. Y'all said memes. Y'all said memes each other in the reals? Uh, no, not really. We've been like, cosy thing with me is that like, there's been like some restrictions that channel, like, start me from like talking to her. So I'm, I'm like, you've got the context, right? So basically, like this summer, I was a boss. I've known her like since last year. You were her boss. I was a boss. Yeah. So I, you know, it's like a, yeah, so I put it like, well, so you don't even know she been nice to you. Like, no, she's not, not. I'm just, you know, I'm just saying, you don't know she being nice to you because you were her boss. Now, I mean, like, I don't think that's the reason because like, doing my job is like, what does she's not, what does she's nice to me or not? Like, she's getting nothing out of it. So like, yeah, she can't even get her bags taking care of up. Bro, I'm telling you, but like, it's just like, it's just like that type of thing when I'm like, then like, should I just like gimbal the friendship? Yeah, man, I think it's weird that if you like her and you stay around her, that's kind of weird. You know, I'm saying by you, now, I'm a, yeah, hence, like, that's this is why I want to tell her that. Yeah, tell her right now. Oh, is that why you're waiting to the end of August when you're not her boss anymore? Yeah, because I'm not her boss at that time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So somebody else can be her boss. Yo, yo, yo, what does some, what is some, sees you're going to plant them? Like, what's some sees you're going to plant? I'm, I'm, so right now, what I do, like, I'm cosy things, I want her to know, right now, is that I like her. So I do really like something that I don't usually do. I like to take her like, wait, do me like ask you like some random questions. And I'm like, showing her that I want to know her, like, I'll be asking you a question about what's your favorite, this one should be with that. So like, she, she's, she's a this stuff. What's your favorite dish? What else? What else? What's the favorite dish? I don't know yet. But we had yet. I got, I got a, I got a, I got a question. You can't answer. Yeah. What does a vagina look like? 24-year-old version. That's not bad, bro. That's not bad, bro. That's not bad, bro. Go get some, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I respect your choice, bro. He's scared of it. I'm not going to bully you over that, bro. He's scared of it. There's no 24 to have three kids, bro. You're doing, you're doing just fine. Tell me, show him a picture of a giant and they can run out of the way. No, no. Don't let these niggas bully you, bro. Yeah. Show the picture of a giant. He's also, ah. Not that, bro. We going, we going, we going, we going, we going regardless, bro. I was telling my boarder, like, you know, if she reject me, bro, character development, but if she don't, I got a job, bro. That's true. But I fuck with that. I fuck with that, um, mentality. Yeah. Great mentality. All right, bro. Uh, which you luck, bro. I appreciate. Let us know how it goes, bro. Bro, definitely, bro. Appreciate y'all. I think you just feel what's his customer. Yo, what's up? What did they do? What did they do? So hi, guys. I don't know how to start this. Sorry guys. That's all good. You saw good. You guys, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. All right. All right. What was the last meal you prepared? That's what I was going to shoot. I was like, I was like, um, I want to click on it because my phone be making noise when I'm trying to click on it. Okay. Um, what's, uh, what's the biggest flaw you have and how is it holding you back? All right. So I once, uh, flirted with him and manipulated this guy because my friend told me he used to bully her. So I wanted to find out like how he, like, worked as a person. So, you know, I was like, I was like, you know, maybe I have a problem with like having to figure things out to like the bare minimum. Yeah. Exactly. So you flirted with him. Did like, what did the further lead to? Okay. So basically she told me like, oh, he used to like bully me. He's like really mean to his ex-girlfriend who's my best friend. So I was like, okay, but she didn't know about the plan. So I was like, okay, cool. I'm just going to approach him. I'm going to go like, what's up? Yeah, undercover. You understand? And since he has like a type. His type is like, mean, rude. I don't know. Mike, you're Nigerian. You know, like how we flirt. Um, So it was just basically like making fun of him, but not like too harshly and he was like, oh my god, I actually love how you put me in my place. That I've done. Okay, real down. And then we went back and then we went back to like my place hung out for a bit and then random. We was like, so you know, my friend, like this friend, you know, we've met her in like one of these college meetings and stuff. And he was like, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, okay, so why doesn't she fuck with you? And he tells me like his side of the story. And I'm like, okay, what about the money you offered to like tell that guy to like sleep with her? What about that money? And he was like, who told you that? And mind you, it's my room. It's dark. He has this car and like the other side of it. So I'm like, you're trapped. We'll do. So what happened? And he's like, who told you that? How long have you known this and that? I'm like, um, just answer the question. So yeah. answers the question, he goes like, "Oh, that was two years ago. I changed as a person." And then he goes like, "You know, this is like conniving level type shit." And I'm like, "But you were a bully, so I'm trying to like investigate. I'm doing this for like the girls, for the people out there, for like my people." But yeah, that's my- Did you guys ever get intimate? Did he leave you shit? Oh, no. Okay, so we didn't. He was like, "That's conniving, because I was actually really feeling you this and that." I'm like, "You seem sweet." We didn't get intimate or anything. It was just like, "Oh, this is really heartbreaking, dude. Like this and that." I'm like, "Damn." Why'd you bring it to your room, though? Because it was like flirting? We're hanging out. I'm like, okay. I think you were into it a little bit. A little bit, yeah, for like a dinner the day. I feel like I'm trying to pull. Yeah, but I feel like if he were to make the right moves, something would have went down. That's where I'm getting- Oh, no. No. That don't make sense to me to take a guy to your room and think you're trapping a guy. That's like probably the opposite of what every woman on earth is doing right now. It's not very normal. It's not safe. How many times have you done this? Never. This was like the first time I knew I was going to try anything. I don't believe you. I feel like you had a diss, something to him who had just tried to get up and leave because you're like, you're trapped. What the fuck? Why did you say you're trapped? I didn't say he was trapped. I just, I'm saying as a storyteller. His car was on the other side of town. I'm saying it as a storyteller. Not the other side of town. No, no. I said he's parked on the other side of the building. You're going to jail. What? No. We caught you. We, we, we, we, we, we. NBA legend here. Okay. Imagine being in middle school and you just see Carl Malone take your crush. Melman. He got, he can't keep back to nickname. You can't be the male man. He got to be the jail man. This girl tweeted and said, I told this nigga, I can't twerk. He talking about it's easy. Show me an example. Let me show you. No, that's true though. You can't say something is easy. We can't do it. That is true. You can't. I don't, yeah, I don't know. No, I'm saying you, if you physically can't do it. I feel like there's something that's easy. You think it's easy that you can't do. No, you're not going to say twerkin. No, I still think golfing is easy. You do? Yeah, no, in the sense that golfing might be the hardest sport to pick up late in the world. Yeah, like, like I feel like if you don't, it's almost like boxing to me. If you don't, if you don't play for, like as a kid, that's not true. Even boxing has, even boxing has, I, I, like, yeah, you can, you can, I mean, you don't say water. So our boxing at 21 and he's like world champion. You can use brute strength. Yes. But golf, hell, no, I also think golf is difficult to because the entry, the barrier of entry for it, like especially like kids in the inner city. Yeah. If I think it was golf was super accessible, it would a lot more people would be like, oh, I can play golf. I think it's just accessibility. There's accessibility, but there's the equipment fact there's yeah, there's so many, how many pieces on that? But that's far the accessibility, accessibility to me. Yeah. And just like, there's no golf courses in the hood. Yeah, niggas V. Rom. It had them niggas on 18 jump. Do you say go? You only sold the, you only sold, sold once. I think it was afraid afraid of the, uh, I'm not good at it. That's what I was saying. That's a hard, that's a hard, that's what we, this girl said, it's so boom. Okay. Let's say you get pregnant by your partner, even if you don't have one. And then they pass away, right? Mm-hmm. Let's say you're only a month pregnant. Are you going to keep it? Another girl quoted the tweet and said, Oh, thank God. I was like, are you trying to make me? Not you baby girl. Another girl quoted the tweet and said the father will have full custody. In the arms, uh, let it fly. Damn. Oh my God. You're gonna say, no, no, no. You don't want to say nothing. I mean, everybody heard choice. Yeah, true. Yeah, she could let it go. It's on her hypothetically. Is this, that's a woman's business. We're not supposed to be in it. That's why I read the quote tweet because I'm like, that's one when you ask, I thought you were asking the questions, like it was crazy. What's your view on abortion? Let's get down to it. What's your favorite Bible verse? No, that's ain't that type of show. I'm sorry, y'all. Some people be wanting us to tackle like bigger issues. And it's like, bro, there's so many outlets like you got a son Piker, do you want to take Kyle? You got all these people talking about serious things and you can learn the platforms and content creators are so crazy. You can literally niche down anything you like and find a content creator that spews the exact thing that you love and he'll just give you all the information on it. So why the fuck would you come to us and sit here and and question us on our opinions on what we think and then like fact check us and stuff. Sometimes we do need to be fact check. I get it. No, I appreciate something. But like a like a pain check is crazy. Like I'm me, bro. Why are you talking about my opinion? Like you, what's your opinion? Something to leak the comment, bitch. I could try to apply for more. Uh, you want another tweet of the week? Yeah, come on. Um, I think they want. I don't offer, don't offer me. He said you want another tweet of the week, right? I think they, they want it. Like you want some more. Yeah. He's like, no, everybody wants something. He's like, you don't have to isolate me. You got enough for everybody to put it back up. Um, this tweet a week says, uh, finish my voodoo classes. This nigga should be a broom by 55. I'm not like the people that actually do the do the voodoo dolls. Those are some like scary people because my parents always told me like, especially like black magic. It's like one of those things where if you believe in it, that's when it works on you. So I feel like when say like as a girl that has a voodoo doll of you and you see that if you are really afraid of that shit, I think that shit's going to start working. Yeah, you're going to be paranoid as hell. Yeah, I had every little, every little thing that happens to you. It's like, she had a girl again. Yeah, I had a ex who was a witch. I had to get like an evil eye for like two months. Just to shut her off. Where do you put the evil eye? Run my penis, bro. Oh my God. You see that's like the third thing you said today. I don't. He wanted to ask you that. She trying to curse me. Somebody on that same tweet. So the tweet was finish my voodoo, finish my voodoo classes and this nigga should be a broom by 55 p.m. Somebody responded, can you make him text me? The guy didn't respond to say, I'm not the devil himself twin. Can't even get a text. We do all that voodoo dial shit about people they hate when they really want them to love them. That's a lot of work though. That's a lot of work. Listen to this. It's going to go viral too. Okay. When a fly flies through it far, do you think they feel the same way we do when we drive past a barbecue place? Yeah. I guess. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I think so. I think that's when they get the rubbing in hands and shit. So the flies that we're doing that shoot. That's how you know and look at stick the fly. Like, finally, this onions. But do you also going back to that comment? I just made if we're in like an open setting, right? When I say there's 10 flies around and six of them are around one guy. You read my mind. What's your thought process? Like do stinks automatically. Yeah. Not that they, not that they just like so happen to be in that vicinity. Yeah. Yeah. It's just he has this thing. I think that would any bugs around you. Like, if you have my skills around you, just so wrong with you. Why is your blood? Why's your blood so appetizing? But flies don't know they have that power. Yeah. They have the power to make somebody like a very normal person seem like they have poor hygiene. Yeah. No matter how good somebody look or whatever, if two flies land on you at the same time and they want a fuck on top of you, I think you smell like some vinegar chips. How about to say there's a dragonfly that landed on me? That's a good luck, I think. There was two of them. Oh, I think it was battle up. They were fucking. They were fucking up on the show. Oh shit. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, you know, just like a motel. Mika Shoto was a motel six. All right, Twitter week, it says, at a Wee store, you can say, I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is a lot. And they will take you seriously, think hard about it and then say something like, have you tried Uga Buga Skywalker cake? I hate that, bro, we branded like, I've, I've the, the client, we just because the name of it, look out of a choice. The choice is, I don't really care like what the podium say. I don't only read, I read packaging. Yeah. I'm reading all the packaging. Does that actually look like clean packaging? If you have like the white boy with the spike hair and like the red eyes on the shit, like, yeah, like a sourhead. Yeah, like I'm good. No, I just like, like, I don't get it because there's just be like, okay, I want some sort of teeth, right? And it's like, do you want infuse or not infuse, right? That's the question I'm really looking for, depending on where I'm at, depending on where I get. And they're introducing something to me and they're like, oh, we got sunrise. So Tiva's supposed to wake you up, sunrise. That sound good to me. I'm out. But instead, they show you some shit like, oh, Kawaii Leonard game seven. I'm like, the fuck? Fuck what I want this for. That's a call. I'm missing a guy. No. Cold blooded though. No, for real cold blooded as hell. That might be, that might be like a one's like for more. What's a wee strand that you would never get this named after a person? It'd probably be like, Jesse Smolette. Is that his name right? But I just started smoking. I'm like, yo, these niggas trying to hang. What's going on, man? I was like, subway. No. I feel like you and me would be like any random like country singer. If there's somebody says Billy Ray Cyrus, I don't know why. It's just like, that's crazy. No, shout the Billy Ray Cyrus. I don't want my wee named after somebody that's country. I don't just the country singer. No, it's not too random. It just seemed like you just name it. Name it just the name it. No, for real. What would you do, do you? After a person. Yeah. No, I'm not, I'm not, I know. Also, I'm not getting a name that there's somebody that like just recently died too. No, yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to smoke no Charlie Kirk. I'm good, bro. I think I've only ever smoked like Gary Payton. Gary Payton. That was, I feel like that was like a good strand because Gary Payton is like, it has something to do with like the Synex logo. I think it was more for the like the Synex brand like obviously he couldn't name his Synex. But Gary Payton played for the Synex and he was the glove and it kind of made sense. Are you alive? Wimby Yama has some alien. We smoke this right? I smoke the fuck out of some of the you know, I wouldn't want anybody like obviously the committee like a series of crimes. Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. Like another name would be like bin Laden. Like, I wouldn't want Osama bin Laden. We need strain. I don't know, man. And we might different on that. That's actually good. Reggie Bush. You wouldn't smoke Reggie Bush? Why not? Because that's just what they used to call like the bunk. Oh, God. Oh, Reggie. Right. God. I got it. God. I got it. No, that is bad. Mark Reggie Bush. Yeah, you cannot name you cannot name any weed off the Reggie book because he used to be Reggie. Like, oh, you smoking that Reggie. What about Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un? Man, let me smoke that. I'll get his hairy cut out that smoke. Reggie. That's crazy. You can't go to North Korea. Yes, I can, bro. Man, that's what you got to watch out for though. You ever have a homie that's just like, he's cool, but he's a little awesome time. Yeah. And then he offered you like a drink or like to smoke with him. I was, bro, it's funny because when I was like 22, 23 and I didn't always have like access to weed, you know, like that time in your life where you smoke a lot of weed, but you never have a lot at your crib. Like you always have to go get it or like you have to smoke with somebody else. And at that time in my life, I was smoke with anybody. Like if I was walking on a street and somebody was smoking some weed and they stopped and they're just like, oh, bro, you trying to smoke? I was smoking now. And like now being in the older age, I realized how fucking crazy that is. I was walking in Toronto, downtown, and I saw somebody smoking some weed. And I was smoking something too. My shit is from a dispensary. You ever heard somebody like smoke a weed? They take one puff and they cough hard as fuck. And he's just like, bro, it's cracking there. That has to be like one pool. That bitch look full. It's like every poor like the moon. Every fucking boy. I know if I cough like that, then yeah, that's like, that's when I shit really acted me. I feel like that shit. I'm coughing everything to my brain. We used to cough on purpose. I think it's some crackheads, bro. No, real shit. Real shit. I used to, I used to cough on purpose. I used to, um, we used to like fake hotboxing shit. Hotboxing was important when you didn't have enough weed though. It was, it was. But I always thought like when I was never, I was never really hotbox. When I got to college, I wasn't stop that shit. I thought that shit was dumb. I'm like, wait, why do we want to smell like we going into a facility? Yeah. Always seem like that's like the worst thing that you can give yourself is like smelling like we, especially like people that's not around you a lot. That first smell is important, bro. I'm not fucking think they smart enough to have box and sprain themselves. Oh my gosh, bro. Two dumb ass niggas saying we don't smell like we other dumb, bro. And you're going to jail, bitch. All right, um, somebody said Auntie Anne be putting her whole pussy in impresses. My word. And then somebody, somebody respond and say, just say they taste good. Right? No, not right. She put her whole pussy in them. What does that mean? Is that like a compliment saying that it tastes good? It tastes amazing. You know that right? Like, but they put it in it. I saw, I heard that one. Everything but the kids, what you're on, you heard that? Auntie and oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, auntie Anne cookies. No, auntie Anne pretzels. Oh, she got the wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was real on. That's right. Way. Let me read that over. Where I read that over. Auntie Anne be putting a wall by. What's happened to these guys? What the fuck? That's the one. I was, I was like, oh, this thing is really freaking this episode. I was like, no, not that freaking. I was like, I was like, huh, that you like, no, her whole pussy. I was like, whoa, come on. I got no auntie. I do got auntie Anne. She like, great aunt. No, that's me. What a, um, somebody say, who the fuck the 18 plus without a license dumb sponge barbass? That happens. No, no, no, 18 plus. Oh, 18. Okay. No, no, no. Back in the day, to me, it was okay. Yeah. Like, when I was in college, somebody 1920 don't have a license, especially you from a small town, that's okay to me. But today's age, everything is so accessible. Like, it just shows laziness. Like, you ever met a kid that's like 18, 19, he'd be like, y'all know what to do and he walking all around town or just like, bro, you, the way these kids can make money, like they can walk into places and they still can live with their parents and make $20 an hour and like, they got everything. If I had this much access when I was a age, I would have never went to college. I just got the working right away. Yeah. If I didn't play sports, I don't think I would want to. Fuck sports. I should have wasted time, man. If you, if you, if you ain't him, come on, man. Somebody got to work in McDonald's. All right. These are tweet a week. These Mike's tweet a week. So, no, no, it's not. I swear to God. He said, no, I didn't. Oh, maybe. Okay. Okay. This Mike's tweet a week. He says, my sister cannot watch dishes. Gee. I'm eating cereal and all I smell is taco seasoning. That's real shit. No, they're, they're, there are some dishes, especially back then, especially the top of wear plates. Once you put a different type of food, especially something that's really oily, you're, it's done. You can't put no big goods in there, nothing. Not it. And people be, people be following shit with that. You ever like got some cookies for somebody like, oh, yeah, my girl made some cookies. Bitch, I can still see spaghetti sauce. The longest time I, when I grown up, I never had a smoothie because our blender, my mom, all she blended with spices in there. So I try to use a fruit smoothie in there. And then had a, a spicy berry smoothie. I was like, bro, I can't never again. No, it's great. I'm not putting in my grandma. I had one blender for a sofrito, which is like a spicy mix for food and other ones for like whatever else you need. Yeah, no, we really could afford one blender, bro. No, it's crazy. That's, that's to put off. Yeah. I didn't have a blender growing up. You've been baked. I wouldn't, my, my, my cousin is, my aunt had a blender and my cousin put his finger in a blender and actually cut it. So I feel like as kids, you, it's always that, you always want to know like, you always want to experience the consequences for yourself. You don't want people telling you the consequences. That's the problem. No. Yeah. It's the people telling you what will happen. Maybe like my, like the first time I ever played with like a gas fire mom, but you're going to set the whole house on fire. So now I'm intrigued because I'm like, this little ass flame could set the house on fire. So one day I walked up to it. I was eating, you know, those little chocolate swirl things. You know, the hostess used to come with that, like, a piece of paper, the cardboard piece of paper under all the hoses. So I took that and I lit it on fire. And the fire got bigger in my hand. I was like, oh shit, I'm just throw this bitch in the trash. It's just, oh, oh my God, turn my background of a toe trash can was in for no. I just tossed a trash can out the window. - Yeah, I think his parents would, when they're telling you not to do something, they over exaggerate the consequences. So then it's like, the consequences sound so unbelievable, or is like, give me the house, the whole house is gonna burn down. It's just this one room. - Should be real, parents, we're trying to, parents sometimes, especially as black parents, they got to warn you of like the most extreme consequences. Like, don't keep your lights on in your car. Police gonna pull you over and shoot you. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you turn on the news. Anyway, next sweet little week. (laughing) Ah, this one Mike's sending Mike's sweet little week. It says. - All these sets he wants, now you line. One of them. - Look, look at this shit, bro. They, even in the same font, I can post one on my story, nigga. - You right, you right. - Okay. And say, my wee man a rapper, so I bump his shit when he pull up for a little deal. - No, that's shit. - Nah, that's real shit. - I know a lot. (laughing) I got a bad habit of doing that. Like, when I run into a rapper, especially if I know that he don't get a lot of streams, I might learn one of his like songs. (laughing) 'Cause that shit mean a lot to them. - No, thanks. - It's something like, most like, I feel like, this happens with a lot of rappers. Even if somebody's not, quote unquote, a good musician, they didn't put out so much music that they got a banger somewhere in that bitch. - That's true. - I'm telling you, I think for me, especially for friends, I really fuck with their music. I try like overly support them too. - Got to, bro. - You got to. - Got to. Music's one of those things you can't fuck around with. Now, if somebody say they don't watch my podcast, I don't give a fuck 'cause that's a lot of content. - No, yeah. - To consume like, oh, bro, you don't watch my pie? Like, I never got like that. And I never been into like, the friends thing either. That shit bothers me. - Well, I can't be your fucking first customer. That's why I don't fuck with them northwestern mutual niggas. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, why is it niggas from my college basketball team asking me, do I got representation financially? No, niggas, can you make a left hand layup to get us to play else? No, you couldn't. Why the fuck would I ever work with you, niggas? - Well, I think that's like, I'm not saying people that sell insurance or financial advisors are scammers, but those old school MLM stuff, they used to always start with your family. And I'm like, bro, it's like, it's just low hanging fruit. And I'm like, I don't know. It's, it, I view our friendship differently if you do that. Like, we were like cordial friends. I kind of view it differently. If you were trying to sell me some, some, what's that they air bond? Air bond? - Yeah, I just don't, I don't get that. Like, okay, if you start a restaurant, you all got a restaurant, yeah, your family and friends. And you also given them a service that they already do every day, right? But like, when people start like a podcast, music, any content, and like, they're sending to their friends, you both sending to your friends and be like, what do you think about this? Why don't you get that initial little thing? That's what we did, like with the podcast. We sent to our friends. Why don't you get that initial like, yo, this fire? That's all they ever owe you is like one little listen. After that, bro, I'm not supposed to be the one that's sharing. If you count on me to share your album, you need to get back in the studio. Like, if I'm the shared as supposed to take it over the top, that, that can't be it, bro. I think sometimes this pressure put on friends that, because it's like, there's some things your friends do that you're like, okay, that's cool. It's not my cup of tea. What is cool? I love that for you. I love that you're pursuing something. But now it's like, oh, bro, you never share my music or this and that, bro. Oh, you never bought my only fans, bro. I'm not traded. (laughing) You never supported me, come on. And it's gonna stay that way. Come on, bro, at least a solo video, yeah. (laughing) It's like, come on, bro. I can't support this shit. It just might not be like, I might not like that particular song. Some people take that shit offensive. Like, bro, I'm not gonna fake that I like your song. Or maybe I just didn't, wasn't thinking about it. Yeah. Come on now. And it's like, don't hit me up, bro. Don't hit me up saying, oh, bro, you share a Drake shit and you ain't share my shit, bro. No, I think that's weird. Did you drop three albums on them? (laughing) Did you make, don't worry. I didn't think so, that's true. (laughing) You got to, you started playing Drake shit. You got some shit to match this, they can tell me. Tell me what you got to match it. (laughing) I think we will only get offended by stuff like that. It, because, like a person like Drake who's super popular, like his music is widely known. Like, you sharing shit, like, Janice, his Janice song, like, and not sharing my song. But again, it kind of goes back to if I really, if I don't really fuck with that song, you put out. I'm gonna put out the song that I like the best. It depends on what you're doing now. If you catch your friend, like, marketing something, especially for a bigger artist, if you don't do anything for you, that is kind of weird. - If you put a link to the person album in your, - Yeah, that's crazy. - No, that's crazy. (laughing) - I like this shit. - No, it's fucking crazy. You buy telly's with merch and then you put the link and your buyer, you should go grab yours too. Like, I'll, all right, now. - No, no, that is crazy. What I'll get in on back. Yo, that's the end of the podcast. Man, shout out to Perception Studio, shout out to producer James. I know y'all heard him chime in a couple times. He gave us alcohol. - To give you alcohol. - No, no, no, that's literally a full cup of vodka. - This is water, watch this. Go, go, go, go, go, go. - That's water. - Go, show him what that mouth do. - No, that's water. You're the one that's trying to get loose. - Who? - You. - No, I'm already loose. (laughing) - That's crazy. (laughing) - It was like a page I tried to start and it was like out of context, Pat. - Yeah. - And it's literally they made the, 'cause I was like, - I saw it. - Where did they get the idea, 'cause it was kind of clever. - Yeah. - And it was you, nigga. You say, somebody gonna make a page. - Oh yeah, I keep doing it a bit. (laughing) - All right now, you want to start pages. 'Cause I got a cup of idea of pages. (laughing) - Now there's a cup laugh, I feel like. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Start a mic grunting. - Nah. - All his grunting from boxing. (laughing) - Put it in the audio, don't cut it. - We have live shows. Make sure you guys go to crazdomieslive.com, patreon.com, for our Patreon. And, oh, James, you got anything shot out? - Nah man, now I appreciate you guys coming through to Toronto, obviously. Like really great that you guys were here for a little bit. And yeah, anytime you're in this, anyone from the US that's coming through, obviously, you know, gonna hit us up out of your email. You know, if you wanna put us in the description or something like that, that'd be awesome. But yeah, pleasure having you guys. Good time. - Yeah, I know y'all see the quality. This is a great studio, great spot, good area. Not bar right around the corner. (laughing) - I told you.