The episode of "Unsubscribe" blends humor, personal stories, and deep dives into fitness, travel, and pop culture. The hosts share gritty fitness struggles—like pushing limits with assault bikes and sandbags—while celebrating their physical transformation and commitment to endurance. A major highlight is Brandon’s praise for creator Papa Meat, whose high-effort, handcrafted horror videos showcase passion-driven creativity. The group also explores the viral dominance of Creep Cast on TikTok, noting how audio clips and memes spread quickly despite platform censorship. They critique TikTok’s content restrictions, especially around firearms, calling them absurd and inconsistent. A vivid hunting adventure is recounted, where a misidentified, mange-ridden coyote leads to a surreal and unsettling encounter. Brandon also shares his transition into acting, joining a music video with Bill Murray and Day to Remember, and expresses enthusiasm for future roles in comedy and action. The episode concludes with a lighthearted discussion of F1 racing, the engineering behind high-cost vehicles, and a fun anecdote about Rob Schneider. The hosts end with a promotion for Ghost Bed mattresses, emphasizing cooling features and long-term durability. The tone is energetic, self-deprecating, and full of camaraderie, reflecting the podcast's signature mix of humor and authentic life experiences.
- You're about to get good. - Slime 'em, John. - Six-hour-edge record recently. - Right now. (laughter) - I'm leaking, bro. - Bro, look at my fingers. - Look at yours, dude. - Where the fuck are you? - Let's make 'em fight. (laughter) - It's called gayblade. (laughter) - I love you! I love you! ♪ Say hi to me ♪ ♪ I ♪ ♪ It's racially ambiguous ♪ ♪ Brandon ♪ ♪ His hair is fuckin' fabulous ♪ ♪ Don't know ♪ ♪ A dark joke disposition ♪ ♪ And there's a battle-electrician ♪ ♪ Welcome to unsubscribe ♪ - Three, two, one. (clicking) - Hi, everyone, and welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today, as always, by Mr. Eli DoubleTap, West Virginia's own Caleb Francis, future Congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself, King Trout. What's up bitches? - Hello. - Hi, everyone's here. We gotta like-- - We're here. - Yeah, everyone. - Yeah, everyone's here. (laughter) - The whole game's here! - Everybody in my phone! - The unsubscribe group is back. - Regular. - This is actually the real crew. - Yeah, I did all the time. - Time to unsubscribe. (laughter) - I don't know about this anymore. - Dude, how you been? - Good, man, it's been on. - Yeah, yeah, been a little while. You know, just live-in-life, travel on a bunch, filming stupid stuff, as always, but it's a blast, so I can never complain. - Yeah, best job I ever had. - Absolutely, yeah. Dream job, if I'm honest. - Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucking dope. - Yeah, you're looking exceptionally red lately. How's the trend? - I'm not on Trin yet. (laughter) - Yes, you said it. - And I'm very burnt. I was on the hog hunt the last time I had that. - Oh, that's right. - Yeah, and we were out at the range. We were like four hours with that technical film and some stuff of that, and that was a lot of fun. - No shit, I was showing your photo to somebody earlier, 'cause they were asking like, "Oh, who's the podcast with today?" - Yeah. - I showed a picture, and they were like, "Jesus, his fucking biceps are the size of my ass." (laughter) - Yeah, yeah, that's the goal, dude. Yeah, we just want to get to where it just hurts to be alive. (laughter) - I want to get a winged wagon. - Yeah, I want to hurt. - I've been on my heart, yeah. - So I want to be really jacked until my heart explodes. - Yeah, that's what we're going for. I want to die in my sleep. (laughter) - But yeah, I've been really working on my cardio again a lot the last few months. I ordered one of those, the assault bike. So after every like three sets, I do like a really hard minute on that. It sucks a whole lot. But I've been doing it for like a month now, and I can already tell a huge difference in how much easier it is. And then like when I'm training with the sandbags or stuff, that kills me. I'm like so winded doing that, and that's become a lot easier. So it's doing good. Just trying to not actually have my heart explode. - I used it this size. - I kind of like those though. I need to find mine. - When I was living like completely alone, I would just put it like in the living room by the TV, and just do like one to two minute sprints while I was watching TV. - Yeah, it's awesome. - It's loud as fuck. - Yeah, woo woo, you're right in your back and face. - Anything to remind you, you're not doing it. - Yeah, the hardest machine to use. - Yeah, it's like that thing is so destroyed. - To like sprints and stuff. It literally is the worst. I have the worst leg pump every time I get off of it. I'm walking around like. (laughter) And it's just like my legs did, I hate it. But obviously it works. - Yeah, you turned it into a very big boy. - We're trying. - Have you maxed out yet? - No, I hardly ever max. I did get that's 400. - Yeah, I got a couple of new sets of dumbbells. I got a 165 set and 175 set. So I can do the 175s on incline for like sets of three now. It's just the worst and scariest part is getting them up. Like it's terrifying. I'm like, do this is gonna be it. This is when I'll tear something. This is when I'm like gonna be fucked for a while. - One is me. - Yeah, yeah. - You have two e-lifes. - Yeah, I need you to change. - I need you to change. - That's like my way to you. - You were literally flooding me and e-lifes. - I need you to change those ovens. - Oh, great. - Here we go. - Yeah, no, I gotta launch those things. - Yeah, 'cause usually I'm going till failure. Like three to four right now is like really failure. So I'm like, I'm not going anywhere with them. I'm having to drop them. - How far roughly do you think you could throw one of us? - Do you think you could throw it? - Yeah, probably a good 15 feet. I was like really launched, yeah. - Is the big sandbag is that 200 pounds? - No, I've got a, I've got a 360 one and a 421. - Yeah, he can throw us really far apart. - I've seen him pick that bag up. - You got a 300, I thought. - Oh, yeah, I like, no, you were three times off. - Yeah, I don't know. - Look, 'cause I looked at it and I'm like, there's zero, I want him to lift up double my body weight over my fucking shoulder. - Yeah, so I've been really working with the 360 bag. I can get it up to a shoulder pretty well now, but the 400 bag is still, it's just standing up. It's like to my belly button. I'm almost not big enough to fully handle that one. So I'm like really trying to figure out technique with it. You could like get it up into your lap and kind of rotate it while it's there and do this. - So it's like not the weight, it's just awkward. - It's awkward, it's so big. Like you can't, and like they have like the coat can method where you stand it up and grab it down low and then just kind of shimmy it up into your lap. - That was more than my motorcycle. - Yeah, I can't hardly do that one. So I'm used to picking them up sideways 'cause I can sit it on my lap easier, but that one's so big that I can't really get a grip on it. - And this is for the like one man versus a hundred kindergarten. - Yeah, yeah, like I'm just turning into a windmill dude just spinning through them. - Yes. - I've been actually gonna get to each other. - I just caught up on invincible. So that's all I'm thinking of right now is just, you just blowing through. - I love that show, man. - I stopped after season one and I just watched like two through four. - Okay, so are you fully caught up? - Yeah, I'm caught up now. - I'm really good. - The friggin scenes with Conquest. - Conquest. - That last fight with him and Mark and he's just like, he's being shut and he, oh shit, okay, okay. Dude, that was like one of the few scenes from a cartoon that I was like, oh God, like while it was happening, I was like, this is going on way too long, like in this place. - That was, I was watching it on a plane. - Actually while we were on our way to fucking Miami, I think I was watching that and I was just making some faces. - Dude, yeah. - That was gnarly. - That's why you turn the screen because people are watching - Yeah, they're like tap the kid across the aisle. You're like, check this shit out, bro. - What are you watching, gay porn? (laughing) - Oh God. - She is violent. - That's when Papa Meat did the video. Meat King did the video on, right? - Yeah, did he? - Yeah, I did a video of him and Conquest. - Oh yeah. - Did you ever seen that one before? - No, I did not. - Dude, y'all seen his, one of his latest videos, the Discord mod one. - Yeah, dude. - Where he did the short film? - Dude. - That was one of the best things I've ever seen a creator make. Like-- - Howo, Poinsett. - Dude, like the production into that and his whole, all his sets and stuff, just the whole time I was watching that I was in a hotel and I like just had it on my phone 'cause I wanted to watch it and I was eating like sushi and I was like, whoa, like the whole time I was like, this is crazy. I was like, this is so cool. And we know this guy, we're friends with him and he's made one of my favorite things like I've ever seen. - It's a truly absurdly high effort and a high production. - Dude, he works with Creature Kid. - Creature Kid, yeah. - It makes all the puppets and props and stuff, dude. And all those sets and like just full movie production shit. It was awesome, like fucked up Peewee's playhouse in Jim Henson, like mixed together, it's so good. - He goes above and beyond with that, even with camera, he is very, it's crazy, his tism and his focus on each little thing when we nerd it out about cameras is like, oh, you actually like do not do this stuff. He's like, yeah. And then as you're saying, what was the horror one he just did with the room he built? And he had to build a room. - Oh, yeah, I think it was called pop-a-me. - Oh yeah, with a weird body and all that, yeah, yeah. He goes above and beyond and make his stuff and he just wants to do it because he loves it. - Yeah, yeah, he loves it. - He just wants to do this and you're like, dude, that's like, that's the kind of goal for like a lot of creators, like I can't imagine being at that point. - Because I think that's the thing that I envy about it so much is that he does it without sponsorships. He does it like, and you can tell like, and we've been in the business for a while, you can tell there's no way he's not losing money on that. He's just doing it purely out of passion because he wants to make shit like that. And like that's cool to be able to be there. - Yeah, really impressive. Just like the whole thing was awesome. But he's a great dude, like just glaze and dunk him for a while. - No, fuck Hunter. - Yeah, Hunter, fuck you, fuck you. - Big old, beautiful man, you and Isaiah, yeah, make just fun of Isaiah, I don't know how. - He's all the spirit of horror. - He's a purest man. - Yeah, I think he can. - Hunter, yeah, yeah, you and Lips. - Yeah, I mean, poor Isaiah and with those lips, I don't think you're wrong. - I love Lips, I love when Hunter does his voice too. He's like, I don't know, like he just does the most like a whole other name, so. - He's like, I do not say I'm like that. - Yeah, you kind of do, bro. (all laughing) - Yeah, they're a fun group. - It's crazy how big they've gone, like watching creep cast blow up that fast and then just destroy the ranks. - When I'm scrolling through just social media and general, especially TikTok, seeing super viral videos, were they're just making a meat canyon reference or using his audio or it's a clip of creep cast, and it's all super viral, like three in 400,000 likes on every single thing, that's just a reference to something they're doing, you're like, oh shit, like that's when you know they're fucking huge. - Apparently they did that really good on TikTok, that's what SAV sees a lot of times. - Yeah, same, I see it all over TikTok, just like trends and audio, especially from this discord mob, people using that section where it was what's his name's dog and it was speaking like Chinese or something.
- Yeah, he's like, "Please help. He makes me speak Chinese or whatever." Like, I see that and all the time, and then it's the Discord might be like, "What the fuck are you saying?" Like, all the time I see memes and stuff of that. - It's so crazy. - Crushing the game. - Oh yeah, fucking crushing it. - Are you sick of it? Do we? - Oh no, I don't think any of us use TikTok really. - Yeah. - That's how I started out, and I haven't touched it in probably like two years. - I still post on it really, but it's just useless. Every now and then I'll have something to do decent on there, but it's been like, I stream to it and that's useful. But other than that, it does nothing for me. - Well, they changed the paste structure on me. I think it was about two years, maybe about three years ago at this point, 'cause I was getting good money, like comma, money. And then they were like, "We've changed our paste structure." And then it was like, "We've recently sent you seven cents." - Oh my god. - Okay, fuck you Chinese app. I'm never opening you ever again. - It become pretty decenting because I had a video here like a month or two ago that got like a few million views, and I made like eight grand from it. - Nice. - Anything that's over a minute now. It can be like a minute and two seconds. You can make killer money on it. - Which is kind of funny, 'cause it goes against the antithesis of what they've been flying along. - Yeah, you can put 10 minute videos on there. - Yeah, they rolled out 10 minute videos, and I put it, I put it just a ship, posted of me reading a book by the fireplace for 10 minutes, and I made like $850 off of it. - Yeah, that's crazy, yeah. - Is this censorship still as bad on TikTok? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, dude, I get chills for saying stuff like fart and koi, and I'll be in trouble. Like I'll notice that I'm in trouble because it'll be like, you've got 50 views on this. I'm like, oh, okay, I said quapes, sorry. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, I mean, look. - Yeah, the community guidelines ones are great out. Oh, wait, we haven't gotten to meet yet. Oh, well, maybe they took them down. It used to be like every third one. - Yeah, I think they deleted them for sure. - I tried it like six years ago. Like, I think it was during COVID era when it was first emerging. And I think I posted like five videos and four of them got removed. I'm like, all right, well, fuck this app. - Yeah, like useless. - 'Cause it's for like gun, I mean, gun shit was sure. - Yeah, yeah, I can't put any of that. And it pisses me off 'cause I'll see, I guess, they just have the regulations. 'Cause I'll see somebody else, it's just a pistol at the range or something like that. And those videos will crush. They'll have like millions of views. I'm like, oh, okay, well, that's fine on here. Let me try something that's just like a semi-auto, some nope. If it's got like a suppressor, if it's a rifle that you're shooting fast enough for, you're like, oh, I can't tell if that's full auto or not. That's in trouble immediately. If it's just like a pistol or like a revolver or some old shit, you can get away with it. - I just don't wanna build my entire platform off of having to deal with the censorship of President Winnie the Pooh, which is not my favorite. - Yeah, yeah, ridiculous. But, you know, whatever. It's a good gun content. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crush your soul really quickly. - Sure, yeah. - How was the, so hog cunning? Did you just go out for a couple of days? - Yeah, I was up there for a few days with Firearms Direct Club and at that big ranch. - Oh, yeah, we were supposed to do that. - Yeah, yeah, it was a lot of fun. We had a (clears throat) other stuff. - Yeah, I was out of town, fortunately. I mean, it looked like a really good time. I wanted to go, 'cause it looked like a, 'cause it was like Mike Allen. - Yeah, yeah, San Angelo. - San Angelo. - Yeah, yeah. - It was a beautiful ranch. They've got like 9,000 acres. I went there, turkey hunting. And I got on one turkey the first day. Blasted him and he fucking flopped around and then flew off over this group of trees and then we never fucking found him. So I was like, well, that was probably my one shot. And then we sat in a blind three more times the days I was there and didn't see shit. Like a hundred hens and a crap loaded doe. So I didn't get any turkey, but I got this like, I killed a fucking big ass rattlesnake. It was like, we were just cruising around looking for turkey and one was going like, right under our side by side. And he's like, yes, kill that. That was awesome. Fucking blew it away. Took its tail. - I came out here to kill. - I killed a handful of Jack rabbits, just 'cause honestly, it was just to like, I want to see if this thermal's on. I was like, I'm not going to shoot it since I've been here. I was like, I want to see if it's accurate. - I need a jacket. - I need to see if it's glowing right now. - Yeah, so I fucking smoked this jackrabbit. - The only people like take a blowtorch to a little steel target and you're like, nah, give me something that's alive. - I need something moving. - You check it, make sure Caleb's ducked a fist into any crime. - No, yeah, no, yeah, it was all like, before I killed you, I was like, is this okay? And they're like, yeah, so yeah, I did that. The jackrabbits. - Bond proof. - Yeah, Bond proof. - My hands are obviously lit. - Yeah, yeah, you're on a gun website. - But yeah, we got to do the helicopter hog hunt. And now I'm glad I didn't go out. - Dude, you guys know that Cord is loud guy. Have you seen him? He'd probably be a fun one to have on your show at some point. His name is Cord is loud. He dresses as like a British soldier and does a lot of gun content. He just completely sawed off a mozin' the gut and made it like short barrel cut the stock off. It's like this long. - Oh, like the Obras? - Yeah, yeah. - He made a tar cuff gun. - Yeah, that's literally what it was. - Like, how do you spell it? - Cord is loud. - Cord is loud. - Cord seats or RD is loud. - Baby, you know what I hate. - Max is (beep) - Leaving money on the table. - I really hate missed calls, too. - Better than the first one you said. - Yeah, no particular order. - And that's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo. Q, U, O. - That's a big word for Eli. - This is a smart way to run your business communications. Quo helps you and your team share one business number. - Which helps you reply faster and stay on top of all the business communications so nobody gets lost. 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They blow up like a lot of like red coats and things. It's like, it's funny. He's gonna be really popular. His pages are blown up quick. And his whole group, they were rowdy. They were like just going nuts the whole time. - Just looking at a picture of him. Like I can tell, he's like 24 or 25. So he's like, you know, you're shit and blowing up. So yeah, he was pun. No one attacked it, we're there. Ronnie was there. So it was a good group. Yeah, they cooked for us every day. And I got to do that. I finally got to do a helicopter hog hunt. But I was like fifth group up. They had already killed like 100 and some hogs and like shit. Like we're probably getting low. And it's already like 1 p.m. They're gonna be friggin' bedded down now. We go out, find two hogs. I smoked both of them. And then we get on some coyotes. We chased one for a while. That was like sick because it was running full speed. And this, the female pilot was like gnarly. She was so badass. And she's like whipping around. We're chasing this coyote sideways. He'll go into some bushes. I'll shoot into him. He'll run out the other way. We're chasing him. Is it the one you said that had like serious mayo? That was the first one. Oh shit. And then we're done. And we're like, well, okay. Let's head back on the way back. I see this like gross looking like it just looked like a weird pig. And I was like, uh, somethings in these trees below. I was like, okay, whips around. It gets real low to kind of like scare it out. It comes out and she goes, oh God. And she's like, she's like, that's what people call a chupacabra. And it was just this completely hairless coyote. Like, mange to hell. Like lumpy skin. Just like giant rat looking thing. And I forget smoked it. And it was really gruesome. Um, I started to get that footage back from that GoPro and see it because like those hollow points were exploding. That guy was really gross. Uh, there we go. Yeah, literally. Like that's it was. No shit. That's a chupacabra line. That's a coyote. Yeah, yeah. It's got mains. Yeah. That's literally that's what it looked like. Yeah. Yeah. Literally, the fastest way to kill them is belly shots. Yeah. Well, definitely do. If you don't know what anything is back in the day, I bought like an old Mexican. A demon. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck is that thing? To this day, I would probably think that's a fucking chupacabra. Yeah. But, uh, so yeah, I finished that often. Especially if it's like aggressive and just attacking your animals. Yeah. It's a monster. Uh, but yeah, it was, it was a freaking blast up there. So yeah, yeah, and they're close and he does hunts and stuff. You're around. He's like, dude, he's like, you know, everyone come up for stuff. He's like, just hit me up. He's like, we do deer hunts and turkey hunts and stuff like year round. And he's like, uh, is it cool? So we need to do one. Yeah. Cause we haven't either a back pack. You won't bring the scar 20 this time. No. That was, uh, that was a one time experience. And it was still a lot of fun. Yeah. I distinctly remember when he showed me what he was bringing. And he handed it to me and I'm like, oh, this is nice. It's light, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I went over to your house afterwards and you're like, here's what I'm bringing on that hunt. Oh, god. It's a really fucking heavy. Yeah, but I'm excited to shoot it. I got my car. I got my car on you. Yeah, no doubt. I told that I was like, don't why? Why would you bring it? Doing a couple, a couple miles a day in the mountains of fucking Utah. That was, that was a, that was a choice. Yeah. Iraq. That's when we start removing parts from the gun. We're like, these are heavy. I want this heavy. I really need this. Just cover a selector. Yeah. Bare bones, dude. Yeah, yeah. That's a good time. Yeah. It's not good. And then what, outside of that, you still have your podcast and your others. Are you still doing a whole bunch of skit comedy? Yeah, doing a lot of skit stuff. Dude, I stepped into the acting world recently. I haven't got to talk about that much. So I was in another Bill Murray music. All of the faces. Yeah, you are. Yes. You haven't talked about that. So I got to begin another Bill Murray music video down in Florida. That was with a data remember in Bill Murray music video. Yeah, yeah. No, the band is called Bill Murray. B-I-E-U-R-I. Dude, if you're if you like metal.
of any sort. He used to be in a band called Attack Attack, but over the last few years, they become probably my favorite band currently. I mean, it's like country, metal, like mixed together. It's awesome. Their show's rule, they've got a girl named Gabby that plays saxophone in it and she's fucking shreds on it. It's awesome. I'm a sucker for saxophone. Definitely check it out. Their new album just dropped. It's called Kind of Hard, but I got to be in a music video with him in the lead singer from a day to remember. I was in their one music video for more than hey and where it's like we were in the woods and it was like a Sasquatch type video, like how to catch the hog man. I'm like the later of this cryptid hunter group and I'm like all right, like we're out here and we're like track and even shit. We did like a whole video prior to the music video and then like clips of it made it in. So that was awesome already, but then they invited me back for another one and he's again it's with the day to remember. I was like oh fuck yeah, it's like awesome. So that was one of my favorite bands through like high school and college, but he's like yeah he's like we want you to have a bigger part in this. So it's a backyard night fight. We're John from Bill Murray and then Jeremy from a day to remember their dress as nights and it's like a group of just like random fans like cheer them on and they're just doing like a night fight in the backyard and they had the actual two you know they have that night fighting league. They had the actual two guys from it that are like ranked number one in the world right now. It's like catching, it's starting to get popular. They're trying to get like you have like Dana white to buy it or something because they beat the fuck out of each other. It is awesome. They're flipping each other. They've got like a 10-foot-long axe that they like swing and do like crazy moves with and bash each other's faces faces. They hit Steve like no ringing. It's not like they got armor on. It's still fucking hammer hitting your head sideways. That's the thing that like I think that's probably where Dana's going to call it unliability. But dude he was giving us a rundown and he's like yeah like a lot of them wear like almost too much armor and then they can't move well. He's like but it's like if you don't have those like grieves and stuff that cover the backyard legs he's like if you get into like a grapple with somebody he's like they'll take their axe order. He's like they'll start bashing the backyard legs because they know that's like weak spots. He's like he's like you're fucked up after like each one is like what the hell. But they were awesome. So they played the real guys fighting and then it was like John and Jerry and me like you know singing their lyrics while they pretended to fight. But I'm the host of the whole event. So it like starts on me and I'm welcome back to the Bill Murr it's called the BBL the Bill Murray battle league and I'm just like you know gas and up Jeremy and I'm talking shit about John. I'm like he just came off like a terrible loss at the like Louisiana corn dog chug in contest like some goofy shit but it was fun as hell and that video did really well and it led to an agency in LAC and it and they were like hey dude like we've watched your videos you know for years and like we all are like a fan of you like you should do more acting and I was like that's always been the goal. I just don't know that world like I kind of figured I have to be in LA or New York or something going to auditions and he's like well it used to be like that but after COVID it's all mostly through like zoom meetings and shit now. Most people don't even need to go to Bohemian Grove anymore. Yeah that's great god. But he's like yeah he's like dude he's like I already have like a handful of things I would love to send you in on he's like if you're down to it he's like we'll just do like a handshake deal like three months he's like I'll represent you trying to eat some parts and if you like it we'll keep going. I was like dude I'm in he sent me I've made all my profiles on all these like actors guild pages and stuff like did some new head shots got those on there he had me in audition he sent me three and there was one I was at yes I went on audition for that and I play like a Harley rider and there is like we need like someone who can look scary but is also lovable he's like he's like this is you dude and I was like okay and he's like you're a Harley rider he's like and there's gonna be like a grandma on the back feeding you sandwiches and I was like what is this part for me dude I can't I can't I can't go into like huge details but it's like it's for a daily mate company and it was cool because like when they told me I was like dude I was like that was I used to eat that growing up I was like we that was the daily mate that we had and in West Virginia and I was like what they like they're doing like a comeback now they've got like premium meats and stuff now so I was like cool and uh but we I got the part uh I did my audition uh it was like me and six other dudes in there and they it was like live zoom call it's like me I did the part we had to like pretend I'm riding around like I was like I'm like I'm like I'm like angry but they after eating sandwiches like oh and I'm like just like little smirk uh got the part we filmed that like we were filming for like 12 hours that day did it was awesome how about it to be it's an international commercial uh it'll be on every streaming platform they said they'll have it all over social media so and they're like showing me clips but you know what's a it's a fucking badass Harley that's attached to a trailer and I'm fucking uh strap down to it dude you've got like a dude version of a G-string on that's like to to keep you attached to the fucking uh bike okay I was really glad that wasn't the costume it was it was off I was in like full leathers and like a Jane jacket over top of it and helmet and stuff for like I said on that bike for like six hours dude on this back road and like oh just hot outside of Austin did it was it was rough and I had to like we had we filmed that scene because this is like a tiny old lady she's like 80 something she's been acting for years tiny old lady something behind me can't even see her from in front she has to reach around me and feed me a sandwich while I'm driving so and she's actually driving uh they probably trailer yeah Brandon missed the first half of that because I was still stuck up for a minute I thought it was the like you were talking about legitimately like that was your costume yeah like as a male G-string whatever I'm like but now yeah they had a strap to a trailer and stuff but because when they first they're like do you have your motorcycle license and I was like well I was like I have like my learners and stuff I was like I can go grab my license real quick if you need like just to be said is it all right and on my mind I'm like there's no way they have me riding around with this 80 year old grandma on the back um so you know did a day class and got my license and she had just to be prepped for it and we get there it's on a trailer and it's like a smart but uh she's so small she can't like really see or to reach around me and so we did like 50 takes and they have like people there making this was like the biggest production I've been on there was like 80 people that were just doing different stuff like all day like just sandwich shots a group of people that were the same which artists like people like follow me around with an umbrella and like a fan and stuff and I was like it doesn't work wow isn't it fun yeah you're not allowed to touch anything on real sets you can fucking like I can't move like the yeah yeah it was just like me being catered to that I was oh shiz this is a lot but you're like I don't need an umbrella guy it's fine that's really I was like has like I you don't kind of know that I can't make rent this yeah yeah yeah and she it was a girl she was like she's like no she's like she's like just make sure you don't get too hot so like what little bit of makeup and have on it doesn't like run me okay but uh yeah she she couldn't hardly see me so so many shots she's just jamming the sandwich in my face and like and the sandwiches have been out all day they had to toast the bread so that it would like hold together in the wind so it's like hard bread she's jamming it into my like I like my face where where she brings it around she fucks up a few times and she doesn't come as far so I'm like reaching to buy it and stuff and it's just like not natural so we did that shot like 50 fucking times and it got to the point where I like I'm biting and I'm like bite my own lip trying to like reach and get it so I'm like fuck now I'm like my lip is fucked up uh we finally get it and you know film a bunch of other little shots but it was super cool uh and he's like yeah man he's like uh once I get you a handful of more of these auditions he's like don't even have to be ones that you want to do he's like we just need a little deck of auditions you've done he's like I can start sending you in on the stuff I really want to send you in on which is like movies and tv shows he's like there's some new season of sons of anarchy or espionage or something like that it's coming out he's like I want to send you in on that he's like so uh he's like it's not available to audition for yet he's like so we got some time to get you a handful more things he's like but I want to send you in on that he's like because I think that I was like dude that would be fucking nuts uh is that okay to say right now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz yeah cuz yeah cuz I don't want you to do that yeah I'm just wondering yeah I can't yeah yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of people that are like you know gonna be auditioning for and stuff and like who knows if they'll even have like open auditions but yeah it was just like cool stuff like that that they want to send me for and I was like yes uh so anything that I can like pretend to be a bad ass in or something funny I'm like I'm all for it like send it to me if it's something I'm interested in we'll go I will say literally every part of that seems like it was custom tailored for you yes and when he when he's like yeah he's like you'll play a Harley router eating sandwiches I'm like yes I'm like I'm like I'm like absolutely in a quasi bad ass quasi funny yeah I was like yes uh I want that so that was super cool they said that commercial should be out like later this year uh but yeah I really pumped to see it and uh sag with it under sagger no cuz uh I got to have like a handful of uh uh yeah I think get the tag yeah that's the hard one yeah I'm non-union yeah I'm non-union right now uh good but yeah uh yeah exactly he's like you don't want to be a part of this shit yeah this is like it's like a really good history with unions so yeah that was super cool uh so stepping into that world and trying to get into more like legit acting and stuff so yeah we'll see where that goes that's awesome yeah it was fun as hell I figured with a lot of the like the subsidies and you know tax breaks and shit for the state of Texas now there's probably a lot more acting roles coming there is and that's he's like yeah he's like and this is in Texas he's like this is like an hour and a half for me he's like oh fuck yeah but it's all LA based and stuff he's like so you'll probably have to come to LA for some of these and I was like yeah whatever I was like I get it I was like that's where a lot of shit's filmed uh but for our flood sure yeah easy uh but yeah dude super pumped to see where that goes uh and especially once the commercial comes out and like it starts getting momentum and people like oh shit it's fucking Caleb yeah like so yeah and the way they're like did this is gonna be everywhere he's like like they're really pushing this, like they want this, it's international.
every social media, every streaming platform, it'll be an ad, especially with your platform, you can push it and organically get them, like, double what they would have thought would be good. And that was part of the deal, you know, like, because they have the original deal and then they're hitting me with another like, hey, like, if we want, like, collab with you on your pages, like, I'm like, cool, here's the numbers for that. And they're like, cool, we'll get back to you. But I think that could have totally played in. That'll be the fucking sandwich guy. Yeah. Oh, they make a huge difference. I was like, I was like, I wonder if me having a falling already, like, like, leaned into me getting that part. He was like, oh, yeah. He's like, 'cause you've already done so much of this, like, acting, like, that you're this role is. He's like, you've done so much similar stuff to that already. And you have a presence online. He's like, they wanted that. That's like cool. So you basically have a sizzle reel with a billion views. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, it was, it was really cool, man, super pumped. Just like, got me like kind of excited. I'm like, oh, shit, like, we're stepping into the stuff. Like, I've always wanted to do now. So, if you had like a dream role for what you wanted to do, like Hollywood type shit, like, movies, TV shows, what kind of, what kind of thing would you want to do? Did I would love to be in some kind of comedy series that was like, always sunny or like, workaholics or something like that? Like, in some kind of, like, just fucked up humor comedy series. Like, that is the ultimate goal. But when I was talking to him, he's like, dude, he's like, you know, how it is out here in LA. He's like, all the dudes are like, green shake, drinking motherfuckers. I was literally gonna interrupt you. It's like, gay. Yeah. But it was share to you wearing. Well, I'm glad you asked Eli. I'm wearing my poncho shirt. Oh, what a poncho looks like. 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Go to ponchooutdoors.com/unsub for $10 off your first order. Ponchooutdoors.com/unsub. Go check it out. He was like, he was like, uh, he's a year what we call and it's going to sound like I'm pulling like my own dick right here. He's like, you're what we call type S actor. He's like, you're like, big, scary looking dude. He's like, but you have all these things that you play that are so broad and different. He's like, you can play about anything. Because some of the auditions he sent me, I was like, dude, I was like, I would never play this. It was like one of them was like a dad in a family where we're like, it was like for like a gas company or something. He's like, we go to the grocery store or the malls. We can pick out new clothes because my wife doesn't want to spend money on on a gas company to heat our house. So she wants to just buy a bunch of winter jackets for the kids. I was like, dude, it's like, look at me. I was like, man. I was like, am I going to be a dad? He was like, now honey, did you find anything that fits? Okay, let's call the gas company. I was like, come on, man. He's like, yeah, he's like, I just figured I'd send you like some random shit to see if you're interested in doing it. I was like, no, I was like, it needs to be on brand. It would be very funny to see you fill that role with like you and like a tight turtleneck sweater. I was like, look at me, man. I was like, how am I ever going to be like a suburban dad with like tattoos? He's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, he's like, I just figured it'd be fun. But yeah, dude, I'm really pumped to see where this goes and what it leads to because you can't believe that. Yeah, just make sure a little shot. It's like a heartwarming shot, little kids hand. You go to cover their hand. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'd like to see you like play the Scandinavian like shop owner from frozen when they do that in live action. Yeah, dude, I've been prepared. I've been compared to that guy so many times. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so that would be fun. But dude, yeah, got to get you on that Disney train. Yeah, he was, he was like, basically, he's like, you're like in it, you know, obviously less fit version. He's like, you're basically like what the rock and like John Cena is like in these people are. He's like, they're like big scary, looking motherfuckers. He's like, but they play so many comedy roles that it like, you know, works well because it's like a scary factor, but you're hilarious. And I was like, awesome. I was like, yeah, I think I can get some similar roles to like a lower version of like the rock or John Cena. Yes, in that my way, fast and furious 37. Yeah, it's me. I'm the new rock. They're already dead now. But yeah, yeah, I'm really pumped to see where it goes. Oh, yeah, man. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. We got brand and you've been dealing with a whole bunch of, it's hard to explain what you do now because it's like meetings, travel, and then getting ready for November. Yeah, right. Time recording, I think 178 days. Yeah. But who's counting? Who's counting? It's not a stressor in my life at all. You just get to do a whole bunch of meetings or count halls. Yeah, town halls were doing like summits and things, which like actually I just found out today, we apparently successfully killed the the wall in the Big Bend border sector, which is like a huge thing for us. Like that's a massive thing in that area, like Brewster County and stuff. Trying to make sure they don't build the wall section because it's unnecessary, it's super expensive, and it ruins a lot of ecological and tourist kind of stuff in Big Bend, in the National Park. Okay, yeah. Plus you're like building like a 30-foot wall on top of a 90-foot granite cliff. So like it just doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah. But they just announced today that the administration is no longer seeking that. So that's something we've worked at. I had meetings with the H.S. I had meetings with the White House. We've been pushing really hard for that. But it's weird because I'll do that and then I'll make dick jokes on the podcast a day later. And then I've got my own gun shit and then we're going doing like F1 shit. It is like all over the fucking map. People like what do you do for a living? I'm like how much time you got? Yeah, let's start a list. I own businesses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. F1 was a completely different level like that was wild. That's what you realize. Like certain levels of wealth like that. Like whether it's going to like Palm Beach or like Miami, you realize, oh there's fucking levels to this shit. Yeah. These people could spend my net worth on a whim and not miss it. Yeah. It is complete. It is the levels. I think you brought that up. And I was like, yeah, this is the best way to determine that because you get to see even from Saturday's qualification and that was beautiful. And we're amazing. Fucking on cloud nine. I'm like, yo, this is great. Jesus those push cup cars are way too fucking loud. Oh my god. Why the fuck are they so loud? We were warned in advance. The porches would be loud as fuck, but I was not prepared. Like I shoot guns for a living. Sure. And it was ridiculous. That was unfortunate. That's the only time we'd like close it and everyone just shut up when they're driving by. You're just like, oh, time to shut up for a minute. For the long cars. Loud. Not near that level. It was just fucking ear piercing. I'm surprised glass doesn't break from those. Yeah, because like F1 when they're going by like, it doesn't hurt my ears, but like, dude, it was sad. Like tractor pull loud. I would rather, but 40 of them down the line as loud as fuck. Yeah. I'm unironically if we're talking about without ear pro, I would rather listen to somebody, uh, rattle off a full magazine from an unsuppressed AR 15 at like 40 feet. Is the Porsche Cup? You said yeah, Porsche GT3 Cup car. I feel like that's quieter. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was because everyone when we were showing up, they're like, oh, the porches so loud. That's weird. McLaren's hit the track. They're like, boom, Formula 2, we're on the track, Formula One and the Porsche colors come rolling out. There's like 40 these motherfuckers. And then the first one, I know they're just doing like their outpacing lot. So it's like cruising by. It's like like, oh, god, shit, they go through and then gun it and you just hear. No. I was like, I googled it and they copped out. It just says exceeds 100 decibels. It's like, okay. So does that. Yeah. So does the one or fuck off. But then it was just, uh, I mean, really cool experience seeing all of that. And then, uh, how team Cadillac first American manufacturer in a Formula Series. And then on top of that, it was their first race in the United States. So they went up to the pond. First fully American F-1 team racing in the United States for the first time ever on America's 250th birthday. And they came in first. No, they did not, but they finished. Hey, they finished. Three. One of their cars. Yeah, not both. We only need one of the first. I think only one did. I think, uh, check who got knocked out of show happen engine problems and then, um, boat has is the one that finished. He gained like five positions. Damn. I believe everything shifted at the end because everybody got penalized. Well, a lot of people did. It was a good ass right. Like that was a great fucking race. Verstappen spun it and turned the first like on it. First lap. Well, it changed his tires like super early, didn't he? Yeah, after that. So, uh, that's one thing we're just, he got second place on, um, pole. He didn't make pole. He was in second place on. And then lap turn two. He spun it. So the second you spin those cars, your tires are fucked. Like now you have a ball spot. Does he started on mediums or softs? I want to say they all started on softs and everybody was anticipating rain the whole race. Yes. Did he switch to he switched to hard? Yeah. And that lasted him. That's why at the end, he started falling off because that early tire change. Mm-hmm. They're like, oh, we'll just hold off. We'll hold off. Well, hopefully it rains and then we can switch to rains and we'll run the rest of the race did not happen. So that's how they were catching up at the end. This entire experience was
like me getting to witness Eli's racism, like a fucking zoo animal. - It was, it was kind of, it was fun. Like I was just excited. He was excited. I'm like, this is neat, my friends having fun. (laughing) - Well, everyone was just asking me questions. I was like, what's this? And I was like, dude, the verse happens doing great. And then I'd be like, okay, purple, purple. Okay, they're good. Kimmy, he's the one that got first or pole and he cooked that last lap. But it was a fucking blast. And then they're walking through the Cadillac paddock, actual paddock. And they're like, yeah, you can't film anything. And they're showing us the gear box. It's so much carbon fiber. - Oh yeah, yeah. Just pure carbon fiber. - Because they're worried about the team espionage. Like you can't, like it's very restricted. And I made that joke. 'Cause like we're getting like toured through and everything. And I joke with the girl that's like giving us the tour. I'm like, so you're telling me that if I like, pulled out my phone and took a picture of some of this shit, I could sell that for like a lot of money, right? And she's like, "Yeah, don't." (laughing) Way more than you think, I think, like. Oh yeah, that was probably hundreds of thousands of dollars. - Yeah. - I missed out, man. - You did. - Yeah, 'cause I could go to prison. - Fuck yeah. - That would have been awesome. - Yeah, a little bit. - Poor bird espionage. - That's one of the fun prisons where you can play tennis. It was probably him. (laughing) - I call it family vacation. They're gone. - No, 15 hours. - You get to go to one of those Jordan Belfort prisons, not the wire prisons. - Yeah, yeah. - How much are each of these cars usually worth? Like, it's like millions, right? - Like just a build one. - 40 million. - Yeah, like yeah, I knew it was like an absurd amount. - What was Cadillac's, they had to pay that fee because they were taking away from the other team's advertisers. - Big. - What does it call them? - The entry, so they capped it at 400 million for the year. - 400 million, yeah. - Yeah, and then each manufacturer has to put in a percentage to cover that four formula one. And they had the lower model, which pissed teams off, but we didn't know this. Cadillac now has an unlimited budget for this year for development. - Well, because it's their first year, I think. - Yeah, which is, I'm sure they're gonna take advantage of that. - Jesus. - Jumping cash into it. 'Cause now they're building two engine platforms at the exact same time, because right now, they don't know the regulations for 20, 29. So they're just building two motors. So like, we're building our own motor. We just don't know which one we get a roll with. So we're dumping money into both. And then, it's just like is kind of hard to fathom. Like, how is a car 40 million dollars to build? - I imagine a lot of it's the engineers. - That's the only thing I can think of is just to come up with the, like, that's insane. - I imagine it's like, it's fairly cheap compared to that. - So yeah, to build it out and factory. - But to figure out, to go through 18 different iterations of each part to figure out how you want to build it. - Yeah, like a 747 is like a mass produced plane, and it costs, you know, what, 20 million dollars to make a fucking 747, but to come up with the first 747, probably a few hundred million dollars. - Each two years, too. Like, by the way, you have to have the arrow on how those little, just the ducks and everything ran. Every little shift's carbivirer and they make that because the wind tunnel says so, but even the brakes, how they captured that air was fucking wide. - Just the engineering alone. - I mean, it's like the AK-50. If I wanted to build five more, I don't know what it would cost, but it would cost significantly less than what I invested in the first. - Through it, yeah. - I just, we walk in, and then you text me, where it's like, is that Terry Cruz? Like, yeah, Terry Cruz is actually-- - That's the coolest shit. - No, he's chill, so. - Tommy Hill figure, we thought he was dead. - All of a sudden. - Tommy Hill figure. - He was dead, yeah. - He's like, you're only like in the 60s. - I didn't know, he's just like a guy. - I thought it was one of those seers kind of brand. It's like, John C seers probably died in fucking 72. - I know Tommy. - H. Hill figure, whatever. - Would be here. - Was there still a lot of him. - That's fun. - He's like, what the fuck, but it was, it was a fucking awesome experience. - That's so sweet. - I figure if I know your name brand when I'm like seven years old, you're probably not alive, it's like 30. - Absolutely. - There's no way a 35-year-old could start a clothing brand in the late '90s brand. Come on, you know what I'm saying? - It's a rule of thumb that usually works. - Yeah, that's like, I went to that little event in North Carolina and got to hang out with Rob Schneider for the day. - Oh yeah. - That's fucking cool. Yeah, he was so chill, dude. It was so funny. And he just, like so many people would come up to him that were like fans, like younger people and stuff. And he'd be sounding things. And he'd just be like, giving out some of his like, you know, one-liners from his movies. And he'd be like, you can do it. And then he'd be like, it's me, Jessica. Like while he was, I was like, oh, that's cool. He's like playing into his parts. It's like, that's fun. - He was really chill. He was at CPAC this year. - Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, he just got to see him like walk around and like work the crap and he has his car. - Yeah, it was cool, man. Yeah, he was like a short. Dude, yeah, yeah. - No idea. - We were hanging out and I don't think, I think he's shorter. - Like, significantly shorter, yeah. - He wore a hat and he had it like this. So it like tricked you into thinking he was like a little tall. - Yeah, he's nearly five four. - Yeah, yeah. - He definitely wears cowboy boots. - Yeah, but dude, yeah, he was cool. I think he's five three. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - He's nearly five four. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I love him. (laughing) - I was just like, what people we do, man. They're like, you're taller than I thought. I'm like, thank you. - Yeah. - I'll tell you, you're taller than-- - Because I don't think so. I'm like five foot, because it's been a running car. - Oh, yeah. - I'm like, four foot, five foot. So they're like, oh, man. Everyone, I thought you were like five wide. - Yeah. - I'm good. - Yeah. - I also get the, you're taller than I thought, but it's because I record everything at I level. - Sure, yeah. - I'm like, yeah, if I held it in. - Look at five, 10. - From his your I level when you pan around shows the top of the fridge. So like I said, y'all motherfuckers or fridges are dusty. (laughing) - But no, I think he's got a podcast coming out and got hooked up with his manager. So I think we're gonna have him down here before too long. - Every fun. - Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll see him on Y'all's show too. - I'd love to have him on. - Yeah, man. He's doing some cool stuff. - He pulled a funny move. We were hanging out with some of his security guys, 'cause of course, if you're in a place like that, you've got dude's phone security. - Yeah. - He's leaving for the afternoon. Like he was just at like the hotel bar or whatever. And he's like, all right, well, I'm heading out and like says something to his security and I don't want to miss quote, but it was something along the lines of like, he asked to do a couple pictures, no sausage. - Yeah. - And so he only took pictures with the hot girls that were asking. (laughing) - Security's were, security, I joked with that guy. I'm just like, oh, that's actually kind of funny. It's like, no, no, he's dead serious. (laughing) I'm like, dude, fair enough. - Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, 'cause it's probably mostly dudes that are coming up and sure, yeah. Let's mix it up a little bit. - Sure enough for the next three minutes as he's like making his way out. I'm like, yeah, only hot checks. (laughing) - All right, it was very, yeah. You go, Rob. - Yeah, so forget it, dude. - That's fun. - Mr. Connor, what have you been working on? - Fuckin' nothing. I'm currently unemployed. Been gooning a lot. - Nice. - And it crazy. - That's what I heard. - Yeah, that's what I heard. - I got a six-hour-edge record recently. - Right now. (laughing) - I'm almost, I'm almost, I'm almost. (laughing) - It's a tire podcast. - I'm leaking, bro. - I got you. - I got you, I got you, I got you. - I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you. (laughing) - Are we going to Connor? - I'm going to Connor. (screaming) - The table flies away. Hey, you ever just wake up and fell like your mattress sucks and it beat your ass, punch you in the face? - That's crazy, does the mattress also (beep) your mom? (laughing) - You ever wake up feeling like you slept in a swamp 'cause you're disgusting nasty ball sweat? I see most of you on Reddit, so I know you have. - Time to break up with that mattress. - Get divorced from your mattress, get a ghost bed. - That hoe. - You're worth more, you're so strong. - Well guess what, ghost bed just launched their new mattress line. 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That's like multiple little firms that come out there the females close your legs. Oh, they're just. Well, I thought they're gonna fall there. God's fertility rates. They're rough and sharp. Jesus, they can talk. Yeah. I love this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love when you're on these moments are my favorite with K. I would do a full full edge like if I was going to like if you want a president or a lawyer for a kid got to go full edge and then you got to be like fully deep on the pump. You know saying like you got to send that one straight past the goal. Yeah, so kids who are born out of like pre-come because we all know that's a thing. Or it's like when you're pulling out and finish right at them. Yeah, the edge kind of dribbles down the bed. And they're like trying to crawl in and they're like, yeah, Wendy's employee cliffhanger. They're going straight to Wendy's. Damn it. So getting too much air while they're like trying to hold their breath while they're crawling up and stuff. No, straight in the tube. Straight in the tubes. I'm president. They're touching the egg. Plastic right inside it. I feel like I feel like those are the lazier ones because they don't have to work for it. No, no, that's presidential material. They're prominent lawyers and doctors. That's a cancer cure right there. Yeah, when you, oh, I can't tell a story actually. Redacted. Oh, shit. They're going to clip this. Oh, yeah, 100%. Legitimately like on a fertility thing. I've been told by by doctors and shit that like you, you, I think that I think mail sperm is more. We call it sperm. No, like legitimately, like boy, it's like on speed. Oh, you say like why chromosome. Exactly. So as I was saying, I was a girl coming. There's nothing. There's nothing alive in that. But it's it's it's it's more likely to die. She's their goop, dude. They're fun, dude. What do I do with it? Oh, my God. Why do I still do this shit? I should have taken a fucking rain check today, man. What's the performance of scraping that white foam? I'll need to base your god. And you know, the girls for it. Yeah. What's wrong with you? Anyway, no, I was told that that was like male sperm that would become a male child is more likely to die faster. So it's actually better if it's fresher. So if you hold it back, you're more likely to have a female. I don't know if that's true, but that's what doctors have told me. Okay. So if you really want like cheat code, if you're trying to have a boy, optimal optimal conditions. Okay, dude, you can just wear a microscope on Amazon and look at your own. I did that. I've done it. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. I was a little like slow because the first time it was the first time I was doing it. It's first of all doing it. So like the nut had been on the cellist on Amazon. Yeah, you said like your solution and shit. Yeah, you just bust on a slide, press it down. You know, we put the blue goo on there and then you like press it down and you watch your little guys. It's like so you can see it. It highlights the outline. Yeah. God, that would suck. It was being. It's like, yeah, you're free. What the fuck is the blur? Thank you for running for. No, I wouldn't ran to it. I was busy. I'm just. I'm like, I'm assuming I'm not now. I'm busy. I'm busy. You got like goggles on like a full doctor's outfit. But yeah, it took me a little while. You also make fireworks. Do I make fireworks? Have you ever made fireworks? Yeah, like, like, oh, absolutely. Yeah. We used to make like a little pipe bombs and stuff like cutting them all open and using. Yeah. Yeah, that's your come. Yeah. So back to the come. Yeah. I mean, it was we were we were children. So it's fun. But yeah, dude, it was the first time. If you're if you're if you're if you're tan, tell me. Yeah, I've even seen a boob yet. I'm making bombs. But did you get in the microscope on Amazon? And it was the first time I had done it. So like, I'm like still learning like which one to switch to. And I'm like trying to zoom in and stuff. Yeah. And then I finally get it. I'm like, oh, there it is. And it did. It was just like a magical moment. I'm just a Michael. Yeah. Yeah. So many. Yeah, you're there's so many and some of them are just like swimming in circles. They're not that guy. And then but like, they're just like going everywhere and you're like scrolling. There's one fellow who's real. Yeah, he's like, you're like, oh, this one would have done it. But it's so cool seeing like the whole detail and like the little like it's like the the face and then like the little weird like shell. Like a hump underneath the hump and then the little weekly tailed it. It was cool as shit. So yeah, you got shit order one. Have it here at the house and just have a fun night one night. We'll have the affiliate link in the comments. Yeah. Yeah. That can be a great picture on episode where you guys just all check. You're not put a petri dish in the back. Yeah. Yeah, you can handle that. So you can guess it. You can and we label because you can put your phone to it. And you can just take pictures of them and videos. And then you just blow up a picture of it and you name them and you can each hang one up. I like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watch watch my face. Same shit. Yeah. It's like there's some some guys dead. Some guys who I'm in the circle. Some guys just kind of squiggling about. Yeah. You can get one who Satan bolts. Dude, he's like, he's blasting through there. He's would have been a quarter bag. Yeah. Which I could just turn. Which I could just take him. I got you. Let me put it in your wife's eye. Got you. Her belly button. That's where you get where this guy is riding your butt. I think you'd bend over real quick. I need to flick this into your butt. I can't tell the spider bed story because that they won't make it on YouTube. We can tell it in that. Yeah. Yeah. One time perfect. I'll just tell it now. It has to be kind of good. I can't we'll see. I like busted under lower back. I just scooped it up in my hand and then went Spider-Man. He do her face. In her eyes. Oh God. Like blind. Yeah. Absolutely. I thought it was a silly bit. No, that was like I'd medical warfare. Yeah. That's like I've known Plint because one of my cousins used to work in some medical shit. And she talked about like girls would come in right. Oh, I've got something in my eye. It's an infection now. And it was from getting nut in the eye. Not on the face. They say who knows how real this is, but they say that like the come will like go into tear ducts, like trying to figure out like where's the egg? That has to be a fucking her own. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Just crawls out the thing about like a string. Just clip it. There he is. But that's got to be right up there with like fucking watermelon watermelon seeds. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. But whatever it still causes some kind of infection. Uh, if you leave it in there, I guess. Uh, but yes, you're talking about like they come in and have like be as opposed to what's scooping it out. I guess flushing your eyes out, like a normal person. They just leave in the last thing. But then you push the pedal and it's like watches or fucking. Yeah. They you got a bar of a fucking college lab room. Like I don't see my goals are beyond your understanding. The one. The one beach that I was getting that I was telling you about the time. Like a couple days ago where I was like, you're going to want to close your eyes. This one. This is going to be a lot. All right. You're about to get good. Slime them, John. Oh, hell. This is the air watching day, right? Yeah. This is this is one of the many reasons when people ask, well, what do you do for a living? Like, how much time you got? Leave this part out. What's the day? We discussed a lot of big loads and examining them. This is most of my day, actually. That's how I spent it for six hours. Yeah. Well, well, first I edged for six hours and then I talked about what happens when the edging's over. So fine. You ready? You guys breakfast. I'm busy. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I can't move too quick right now. I don't know if you seem to react tight. I'm going to put a cup on. Take this thing. Shit. Such a blessing. Okay. Other than that, Connor, what did you do? I keep that came out of a fucking two-second bill. I know. That was just a, hey, would you bid up to my. Hey,
What making video what was my most recent video about oh it didn't do well so I'm not gonna bring that one up It could do it now. We could do now though. Yeah That's not kind of I give up hope The dirty job show which I remember the name of under qualified under qualified Pepper box exclusive very fun. Yeah running around just trying things out Not haven't fully settled on what the next one's gonna be but stay tuned on pepper box that TV very exciting You all have been very positive in your reactions to whom I appreciate that you have some coming up. We know about Mike. Now good No, we're local now. Yeah, we're tapping out of that one for good, but Yeah, might might potentially get into that work Liability insurance is a big one on that because there's a possibility I could end with a life altering disease Oh, so yeah, yeah, we're injecting me with gay guys blood. Oh Yeah, it's a dirty job. It's a good to do it. Oh, thank you, too I think there's a lot of safeguards Like there's a lot of safeguards to make sure that nobody has to do that. No, I have to it. I'm legally required. Oh, Jesus terrible job You should probably quit Okay, it pays dozens of dollars. All right What have you done so far on this show? Oh, we did the first episode was blacksmithing with a gentleman by the name of Alex I can't remember his last name off the top of my head But he does like personally he does a lot of historical things like recreation type stuff. He goes down to the ammo and Does I can't I think it's called cold forge? Okay, I might be fucking that up or misremembering it But yeah like he does like reenactment pieces like how cool sticks to that. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah like hunk of Steel or iron or whatever and then hand hammering it out like you know like Vikings would essentially which is what the crazy part about it Like after watching that is how he made his own tools Yeah, he didn't just find blacksmithing tools. He like made his own shit. That's cool his tongues and everything. Yeah, he won Fortune fire. Yeah, yeah, he went on there and I think they do like different you make more than one thing It's not like you make a sword or yeah, but yeah, he ended up winning the season of fortune fire the first one he was on And so the first episode yeah, he taught we we just turned a Piece of like I can't remember the grade of steel, but it was a little Inget of Steel about that big and we turned it into just like a little letter opener opener. Oh cool. Nice. Yeah, there's a cool experience Yeah, you were blacksmiths. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're for a while That was like my one of my main incomes were a few years or maybe I was yeah, I did I know that was like your yeah Yeah, leatherwork and incite. I made I built a codex press. I had my whole blacksmith shop It was like whenever I was stealing college steel working part time It's like my videos had just started taking off. I was just doing it for fun and they started getting like orders and stuff and Then like when COVID happened like I've got sick as shit and got way behind and stopped doing it I was just like yeah, I was like I can't keep doing these, but it was fun as shit. It was really cool I made I had like a lot of handles that I got from like companies that had like mammoth tooth and I had like Meteorite and things like that for bolsters, but yeah I didn't afraid to work with something like that because I'd be afraid I'd fuck it up Yeah, it was cool Like he sent me when I ordered those it was like the the metal was like holographic because it was for them like some Non-media that had hit down in New Mexico They got a huge slab of it and then cut it up into like little thin pieces that you could use as bolsters on a knife And I made one that I called Because I had the mammoth tooth on it as well, and I called it Like what was the ice age? I and not what was like when it Happened oh the not premium like when the meteor here we called that Oh, yeah, extinction. I called it the extinct extinction and it was just like yeah It was in it had a mammoth tooth and then meteorite bolsters on it. Oh shit. Yeah, it was cool. I did like I never made mound Damascus, but I was getting a lot of like huge bars from a company called Vegas forage and they do like a lot of really cool like huge different like rain drop and like feather to mass stuff like that So I was using theirs and then would shape it into whatever, but yeah, I had a whole blacksmith shop set up and everything There's a there's a friend of ours that I won't name because of this next part, but he He would do stuff out of like you know all sorts of you know the typical like you know meter-right Yeah, antlers, you know shit like that But there was a couple he did on a customer recommendation or excuse me custom like order for like a friend of a friend sort of thing With bone of all sorts. Oh hell. Yeah Connor, what are you doing? I'm a human brother. You human, okay? Fume responsibly look at Connor. I'm cured from what my oral fixation I would have something else in my mouth right now, but thanks to fume. It's not made of human flesh Can I have that please? You want to hit my fume bro? I do want it. You're gonna be crazy It's also got a fidget movement on it for those who are tactically challenged Made that shit up tactilically is there rare often non-standard adverb of the form tactile used to describe Interacting with un or understanding something through the sense of touch physical feel or haptic feedback You pass me my fume bro. We're fuming it up. Do look at how fucking cool he looks. He's getting fumed out of his mind I'm on a fume too much, bro. My favorite flavor is orange vanilla because it tastes like somebody near you at a coffee shop ordered an Earl Grey tea Christmas. Yeah, one time I was really really fiending for something something I legally cannot say in this advertisement But instead I reached for my fume and boy oh Oh, did I hit the spot? Use code on sub to get a free gift with your journey pack fume has already helped over 700,000 people take steps towards better habits, and now it's your turn Head to try fume.com. That's t-r-y-f-u-m-dot-com Use code on sub to get a free gift today Yeah, there was a lot that's kind of gnarly. That was a guy who one dude It was real popular in the knife world for a while Some guy got blown up in our rack or whatever. Any head metal rods in his leg for a while It was like some kind of high titanium and he like lost a huge chunk of his leg that guy sent him Once the rod got replaced, he sent him that rod and a chunk of his own leg bone and they turned that whole thing into a knife It is a handle was his own leg bone and like the blade was the Like titanium that was in his leg and like is really cool That's kind of what I was talking about before where it like but I think it's due to the way that the chain of custody works on like Biological waste. Yeah, not a lot to you. Yeah, they're weird about giving you your shit Yeah, it's I feel like hey, I was born with that. That's fucking mine. Yeah, give me that What the hell you get your titanium and human bone knife that came out of your own body like you can't use that to open him The fuck I wouldn't yeah, that's just for killing The guys down in San Antonio. I think three of them have one forge and fire Alex Tobin and there's two more down there, but like really good blacks all three in the same spot. Oh yeah, there are all of them Yes, they all will work together. I'll say it's a oh I don't want to miss quote it. I think it's a Volender forge I can yeah, I think you're close chase pull it up It's a good guy. Yeah, I'm did that and then did a glass blowing as the cool one that just came out recently. So That was something that like is one of those weird things that I see it because I like it sounds like you're you've done a shitload of like Crafties. Yeah, yeah, I was a contractor carpenter type deal cool. So same shit like working with my hands So that's a lot of my like my Instagram YouTube feed and so I would I would see glass blowing and then Yeah, like both well both my parents are artists basically. Yeah, and So we were always I was always around like art and especially like glass. They both are really passionate about glass But I never Worked with it. Yeah, like you know glass kind of stuff or like what no like Like glasswork, you know, essentially pottery, but made of glass. Yeah, and I just always been around it I'd always seen it like being made but had never worked with it personally. Yeah, and so the same the same day offends my producer for that that show and the same day Or I woke up and I was flipping through YouTube shorts and I was like man, you know, it would be a really good idea to do glass blowing And he was like interesting you should say that I just started talking to a glass blower yesterday. Oh And so yeah, a week later went and recorded stuff blowing glass As named Michael Up in new Bronfels new Bronfels glass blowing Michael is a very cool guy and Yeah, learn to work with that. It's way More finicky sure than you would think yeah, cuz like I'm used to woodworking. Yeah, like I've done pottery before and stuff and it's You know kind of touch and go but yeah glass is one of those things and it's so tempting Which I learned that with blacksmithing too. Yeah, I want to manipulate things with my hands. Sure Wow, it's nice and hard You can't touch 2000 to get a glass Yeah, let me just bend this real quick. Yeah, but it's like you're holding it at the end, you know like at the end of a six-foot steel rod And rotating it and it's like you like I just want to just I don't want to grab it and squeeze it like more fit But it's like a disc dexterity problem. Yeah, it's great. Well, and then if you cut too fast, oh shit
Temperature changes on everything. There's so much like thermal dynamics are involved in that because the way that you Parted off it sticks almost like it looks like I want to do candy - yeah, Finn right that time I want to do you do a cafe you did yeah Yeah, well like the if you seen those videos like people pouring out the like molten candy Oh, yeah, and they flip it over and shit Let's say if not I have a very specific. Well, we could also just go like Rupert the sour the the sour boys Oh, yeah facility. Yeah, Prince Rupert's drop. Yeah, yeah, that's smart. Yeah, I'm just gonna make candy one day Yeah, that'd be cool. It is a Prince Rupert. I was like, what is that piece of glass? Oh, yeah, Prince Rupert's drop Yeah, where you clapped you like tip the there like if you drop the ball and then explodes Yeah, yeah, yeah, otherwise they're damn near and yeah, well you ever seen the hydraulic trance mash it and it can't Yeah, yeah, cool. Yeah, it dense the hydraulic press. Yeah, well the the first piece that we did we made a just a little face Little flyer base about you know eight inches tall. Yeah, and the first one ended up like dripping off because I blew it too thin As the first time ever blowing glass. I don't really know what I'm doing Drift off into the furnace. He sticks it out and like it sets it down. Well that cooling from on that first piece from I think it was like 1500 degrees down to room temperature or outdoor temperature. So 85 in Texas Causes it to fucking explode. I don't know. So we're standing there talking and it's like glass shrapnel is like shooting across the Shit across the moon just cuz it's like wrapping like cooling. Yeah, he's like, yeah, it does that usually they have like a sand bucket That they'll because the the rod I can't remember the name of it But what that you actually blow through at the end has a big glob of glass that you basically just like stick to the piece And when you part the piece off like you were talking about the way you do that is you take a piece of metal that's Room temperature and then just like touch it and that's enough that temperature changes so drastic that it causes the piece to drop off But then that big glob of glass on the end of the pole you have to put in a bucket of sand because it will fucking explode He's like, can you hear it in the background? Yeah, like after we finished recording it was like It's so fascinating seeing that shit because it is also Molten glass. Yeah, fuck shit up. Yeah, and my biggest fear was like oh, what is it being held now? You know it doesn't I'm just like there's no Because it is like yeah a big glob you have to like even I Fill it up second molten glass Yeah, oh, yeah Like then they poured fucking gold in the ground. Yeah, you should call her No, it was a yeah, cuz he that was he describes me or he He teaches me through the the stages, and he's like we're gonna go for like a medium blow, and I'm like Okay, so like well like what is a medium blow But you kind of got to find the like soft spot the thinner that it gets the easier it is to expand the glass and He describes that all you know as we're going through it, but I would describe it as like the the force at which you blow out a candle like But like maintaining that cuz I instinctively so like a breathalyzer. Yeah, no not a breathalyzer cuz breathalyzer You're like hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that's what it would be because the voice of experience Been they're doing that yeah, but no, it's just yeah like very medium force the thing that was really awkward Which I kind of was talking about a second ago, but like rotating it and it's soft and like Flopping but it's at it's at the end of it. Oh, yeah, so you're trying to counter that night Excuse me He was like yeah, just like patient steady or whatever and I was doing the opposite where it would like flop this way And so I instantly like flip it that way and it's making it a thousand times Yeah, I think a glass is why it ended up falling off the pole the first time we re re re re re did it and it looks really cool Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's a lot because you have to continuously just keep the motion Yeah, just all right. You're just like constantly rolling it and then like maintaining the same air pressure for an amount of time blowing it out And then you like shift the gravity because the heat It just naturally wants to fall down and you have to be careful the same way with like blacksmithing Your experience like if they're if there's a fan on this side of the room It's colder over here and hotter over there. So it'll move. Oh, yeah, which is weird stuff Just makes me think we are so spoiled post-industrial revolution It's like we can go to the store right we can go to Michael's right now and buy something the same shit if not better For like $7. Yeah, you're by a $7 base right now who the guy who figured out to melt sand. Yeah, what's the fucking genius? Any of that you think about and the guy that decided it's like wonder if I can melt this and blow this up in cool little things Yeah, we turn this into a goo ball and see what I can do with We're not doing a sand and goo and then blow in it I was fucking about we'll see I was like that with the the whole joke about like the first guy who ever tried like cow's milk everybody's like The fucking all this guy they got some good in there Lobster pulled it you know the ocean needs like it's like Let's eat this Food first Disgusting sea bug yeah, all of it is you see those things like oh, and then it was like it's poor people food And then it's rich people food like 19. Yeah, it was an early early team. Yeah, yeah, it was prisoner food Yeah, sure becoming rich people food because it was like further away and it was like Kings warned it like exotic Like yeah, cuz it was like near the coast and they're like way up wherever you know hours and hours from the ocean And they're like what we'll pay to have it fucking brought up quick And then it became sort of becoming like rich people food shrimp is bugs. Yeah, I'm not eating fuck good stations That's speaking of that like and it's it's crawfish and shrimp HB you see those like little ready to go meals sometimes We go in there. It's like the new little trace. Do they have a new one out that's Shrimp and crawfish in like a saute noodle with like care stuff The more this podcast goes on the more it's becoming glaringly obvious that you're just his big brother Yeah, yeah, we've got like a lot of similarities You know the seafood that you know crawfish the fucking microscopes Yeah, yeah, we got that same brain wing That's gonna go check each other's per mount We're gonna go jerk each other up Just think it out of the microscope. It's called gay blade That's no one has done that no one dude. We could have like That is a thing the sperm racing. Oh, I've seen the racing. Yeah, I didn't make them fight I can't make them fight my boys would kill his boys Yeah, we just get like one little piece of glass and like two dudes nut on it You push the other piece of glass in it and then we just like Microscope it put it on the big screen and see who's wins. What's a winning? Whoever's are left. Yeah left alive. Yeah, that's quite obvious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I feel like I would be sad to be like looking at like a medieval field where there's like 10,000 bodies and like four dudes like walking amongst the Bear yeah, I really walk and then they slowly No, we donate it to a lesbian couple Like a fucking demmy god We'll make it warrior come over here in the big green Yeah, yeah, we're starting this yeah warrior come calm Dana white call them Yeah, get in on this it's gonna blow up, dude It's not much more ridiculous the slap fight It's a it's a whole ring with like two dudes like you and like fucking just greased up shit And there's like a little table in the front kind of like power slap with a microscope And they just have to like like part of the fight is you have to come It's like what they do, you know, like the weigh-ins for the female fighters that you don't take their shit off or whatever Well, they just put up like the little like privacy curvy, but they do it at like eye level Just constantly locking it Yeah, they have to weigh your balls Find some new shoots like monster love It's like comes gonna be stronger. We have to have a medical exception for scrotum weight Shit, yeah, we're gonna start this new pepper box Dude, it'll be live next we're here come warrior come Yeah, yeah, I like this Yeah, we get some scientists to make like tiny swords and stuff We just like drop them in there with they're wrapping their tail room First proposed it. I imagine my my much more powerful come than yours. Yeah, my little sperm's choking yours out with their tails Yeah, then I just eat my just eat yours, dude
Yeah, it's just like pack watching pack man. Yeah Mine are quick I see my mirror mic is coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit is getting off the glass. Oh shit. Oh god No, the blast doors. Oh Shit, yeah, we got to make this every time you're on Just off the fucking rails my comes like the thing Oh shit at the end of the movie nobody knows who's pregnant It's inside a dog Turns into the thing Joke is a fucking day. Oh shit Poor dog dude comes out as a dog, but you Don't think that's how it works. Yeah. Yeah, it is 100% for sure. Oh Shit So glad we started the skits part of fucking That's not going to a skin I'm sorry when life gets full does health usually take the backseat and the hardest part of taking care of yourself is getting all the vitamins that you need Thankfully with AG1 we have the daily foundational nutrition. 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That's drink AG1 dot com slash unsubscribed Man, when I have to be the voice of reason, that's we're not in a good place Oh, the amount of skis we're gonna have you want to come to the writing room for them? Yes I would love to do. Yeah, literally anything I can get in on that's creative. I'm all about anything to Make sure that people question whether or not they should have you an act of rules from your prior work. Yes. Yes I need you to see this what I'm capable of Your power level. Yeah, you don't see the fucking scents over 9,000 Oh, no, we don't want dog wait, we went into a dog. Yeah, he did it. Yeah, he was his come on one Okay That's what some people call it Your therapist calls it what what is it? Yeah, yeah, probably yeah, they're trauma We are so now we are doing I don't know Rolls out like end of this month starting next month. We'll start having our skit comedy Show for peper box, which we started our holding out Aiden's fucking super talented and then when you have everyone helping right Yeah, direct now you have some like comedy gold because I guess you forget that like we've been doing this for so fucking long Yeah, like we've we've just got the experience like we just know like what will work? Well won't yeah He's he's gone a long way very quick. Yeah, cuz like he hasn't he hasn't been doing this. Yeah, like you period a couple months Maybe and like there's you know, there's a lot of work left to be done But they're seriously like for the progress that he's made in the short time he's been doing it He's and he's got the drive to do it, which is the important. Yeah, you can't teach people drive. No, yeah, having that like want to do Actually, not next right room. We'll get you sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down to just let me know. That'd be fun One of my favorite skits we never did but was the The Tony Hawk one Oh, yeah, I do that for fucking asshole. Dude. Let's do it for echelon. We're never gonna fucking use it there like let's do it for echelon Dude, that is a do you know this one? Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember yeah, I wanted to do that so bad and it would be fucking hilarious I'm down. We won't tell it here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got well, they're not So we got the double tap T and then that one's coming out this one should be out already Liminate T. Okay, so can I tell the Arnold Palmer story? Okay, we we wanted to call it like Arnold Palmer because that's essentially the flavor profile We were going for like Arnold Palmer energy drink. Yeah, it turns out Arnold Palmer's estate is incredibly litigious They did not like that and so like I I wanted to do we were gonna like make a joke about like Arnold Schwarzenegger Yeah, so we were gonna do like what is it the palminator? So I figured that like that's okay, so it's not armored Arnold Palmer. It's like using palm But you're making a joke on the latter half of an Arnold. Yeah, the palminator. Yeah Apparently they're incredibly litigious whoa, which I thought like legally we we would be fine But it turns out we can't afford the same lawyers that they can sure yeah, no, they're very fucking serious about that So they went after death water stuff water, right? Yeah, so they suit water yeah over there's there the chain saw or whatever was the their Arnold Palmer right they call that Arnold What did they call it? I don't know palm like yeah, something about like palm lists or what if you call it an Arnie Paul me No, they they flip shit when I made like a joke about like Arnold Schwarzenegger You know Arnold Palmer like palminator is was my name and they still flip shit called a fucking Tiger Woods Name it after a different golfer liquid death with rename. There's two dead billionaire. Yeah Literally with they're like okay fuck you. We're just renaming this entire tea. Yeah, let me know how to do marketing right Yeah, like everything like they're yeah, they're on it You just mix two drinks asshole. Yeah, you don't get you all in this. Yeah, you don't get from now on Because so does our called king trouts I take a fuck load of Just mine now. Sorry. It'll be a good time. Here. Yeah, we just get a have fun with that. We'll make some of those drinks Yeah, go check those out if you want and then you actually have a say this one is this one out yet that one's yeah, that's out That's really good, which we we great petitions. We petition so hard to have that called purple drink. Yeah Just can't do it. What's our reason why we're working on it? Okay, see? Drank is that the hilarious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that would be hilarious. Say something That would sell The main is getting pronounced right now. You're like the kid in class Yeah, I fucking love. Yeah, that's really good almost like drink that entirely as soon as we start it I said oh, yeah, we pace myself and then we got and then you're got what shoes in the works Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do some shoes together. Yeah, cryptic. We're actually doing that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, you were telling me Yeah, gonna do shoes together with y'all that'll be fun. I'll be right. Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for that with the cryptic camera pattern on it Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, can we say well? I won't say his name But there's somebody very very high up in the army that we were talking to that had a preference in shoes. Oh the unsub shoes Yeah, can we say I wouldn't yeah, that's one of those hard things. He's fucking loves him. Yeah, orange washing Yes, indeed, but I had his preference of shoes was the other rowdy camo. Yeah, I was like my my man I just said it's a great like rowdy brushstroke is one of the best cameo. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, I'd be fun Looks great on the shorty shorts, too. I was gonna say the pizza those guys were fucking shorty shorts in the jungle Fuck yeah, just a bunch of British dudes like in the jungle like smoking cigarettes and short shorts They weren't British. They were Rhodesian. No, it was the whole point British ancestry. Yeah Yeah, they came from start calling you Mexican By a large not wrong. Oh fucking house the big going brand is looking for. Yeah, let me see Fuck if it's sold that would suck. I had somebody that was supposed to text me if it was going up Soon, okay, no, we got like 60 lots 60 lots away rock going we don't know either 10 minutes or two hours. Yeah, yeah I think it'll yeah, well, it'll be on the podcast. I think you want to tell a story about the W8 2000. Yeah, dude, so there are and I might get these numbers wrong, but I think I'm right I think they're so the W8 2000 Was in modern warfare to hit man like it's a very well-known like culturally well-known sniper rifle There are 15 the United States in three different Calibers. There's a month.
caliber 308 and 300 win mag. So there I think were only 187 made ever. Oh wow. So like it's an exotic firearm. Yeah. And I was thinking so when my boy here, seven for the, there was seven for the 308. Yeah. So like they're very, very soft like fucking. Yeah. Period. At all Swiss made. No, it is. Yeah. Yeah. So there was one that was coming up on Rock Island and my boy, Joel, excuse me, Joel over at very close with joy. My boy, Joel, congratulations. You've been renamed my boy. My boy, my boy Joel over at Rock Island texted me and he's like, Hey, just so you know, we got this coming up. I'm like, Oh, no, trust me. I saw it. And I said, it's probably going to go for like 300. And he's like, no, they, the estimated that they had on it was 50 to 80. I'm like, Okay, I know that guns worth like two to 300 grand. I'm like, if it goes up for between that, I might grab some cash out and throw it down. We talked about splitting it. Yeah. I'm like, I was willing to go as high 70 because I knew investment wise. I don't do a 401k. I don't do fucking stocks. Yeah. He's going to retire to his sniper rifle with a little tourist mistakes. Yeah. I'll put it this way. It outpaces inflation better than the US dollar. Yeah. So I was looking at like I'll go probably as high as 70. It just sold about an hour and a half ago for $225,000. Bidding started at 70. He was playing it in the car on the way over here. And I was hoping you bid for me. Yeah. It was a, yeah, for legal reasons. Yes. Yeah. I did that or I didn't do that. Whatever is beneficial to Brennan. I pulled over. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. No. I was on his phone bidding because he was driving. It started at 70 and it got to 90 and not exaggerating three seconds. But the auctioneer couldn't keep up with all fast things going. $4 million. It's so beautiful. It's one of the most iconic. I don't know about beautiful. I love that wood. It's one of my favorite guns. Dude, that fucking hard wood. I don't even know what kind of wood it is. Walnut. It looks like Walnut. The wood is nice. But I love it. I love Walnut. Because it was in a, it was every game possible. It was in every video game. And then also I remember the first time I saw it was in a live and let die that James Bond movie with the villain was his name is Zurich as the villain's name. And he was very famous. He talks like this. Everybody. No, Christopher walking. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought that was a fucking vampire. It does not. It was really good. Holy shit. Oh, man. Yeah. It was Dracula. That's the worst. Yeah. That's the worst. Yeah. James Bond versus Dracula. The famous film came out in 1986. Yeah. I, according to Google AI, the Walther W82000 sniper rifle does not appear in the James Bond film to live and let die. You're gay and a liar. You're gay. You're like, I'm gonna call her out. He's like, I'm gonna set this up for it. It's an arm actually. I can tell the living the living day lights. Yeah. And who's the fucking villain in that? Dracula. I wasn't doubting that part. I want to suck it. Legitimately, that like me and Connor, like, just communicate halfway through telepathy. Yeah. It's absurd. That's a good communication. I, I review that. Yeah. Good comms. Good comms. I'm coming so hard. I'm coming so hard. Yeah. Christopher walking. That's him. Yeah. I remember him. That was to move. It's Christopher walking. Yeah. Yeah. It's my favorite. Well, that's bug man from Spider-Man. Yeah. Bug boy from Spider-Man in the White House. I put the giant cock. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that one. Child favorite. It was bug boy with it. Willum Defoe. I forgot those were two separate people at first. Um actually. Yeah. Now I got to fucking Google is shit because of fucking brain and ruin the vibe. I just looked. I'm like, what's because that's a weird gun. I was like half a million. Because I the reason why I looked it up was because I very confidently told somebody like the other day that I didn't remember a single movie that that gun was in because it's a really rare gun to have a prop. Yeah. Is it in any movie? That James Bond movie. He was ready was James Bond. Yeah. It's like on the fucking the big bridge in San Francisco Golden Gate. Like he. But it is in the movie. Yeah. In one of the movies. Now look at how do you like how that looks? That looks fucking gangster. So it's kind of funny because it's a weird place in firearm development history where they've very first time they decided to give a shit about. There's like a rural harmonics and we think scoops. Maybe we shouldn't have like a bunch of shit pinned to the barrel directly. Like free flow. Yeah. So they started doing that and like that. Like you were saying the other day it's like one MOA was like a huge fucking deal back then. Tell like two thousands. One MOA was crazy, right? Yeah. I don't know about that. I really just don't know. Yeah. To be honest with you. But like back in the day, the, I guess the parameters for a sniper rifle or an accurate rifle were way looser. There's like a PSG one was literally just a MOA which you can buy for how much money now? Like 600 bucks. Yeah. Like nowadays like AR 15 guys you know that put like a fucking $90 Chinese optic auditor like well there's not one. A one MOA you're going to get killed into a big apocalypse. Well that's no. My $90 Amazon optic I'm pretty sure is one MOA. A lot of these done me great. The PSA of thesis I'm building. Wow. Okay. It actually started in 2010s as one MOA became a standard. Yeah. That tracks. Yeah. That's super recent. But so I have done like quarter like 25 and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we'll pay for it. The one gun that I do have that's coming up that I hope this doesn't age poorly. But I'm going to. I. This is like a grail gun for me. It's coming up on the auction. It's a Russian PSM. Oh yeah. Yeah. You were talking about it. Yeah. Yeah. It looks if you pull up a picture like it is like shit. Yeah. It looks like a shitier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There is nothing exotic about it. If you saw it on the the wall on a gun store. Yeah. Actually. Yeah. We'll use that. Yeah. That's that's it. Yeah. That's it. If you saw it on the wall, the gun store, you'd think like 400 bucks, whatever. It is unobtainium here because they've never imported it. Something about like how it's not importable because of safety standards or something like that. I don't remember exactly why. The only way any of them came into the US was that you had to get it as a gift from a Russian diplomat. Wow. So there's none of them out there. I've wanted this gun for 10 plus years. I've never seen one come up for sale and I am going to fight some rich people for it. Oh yeah. What is it? Five point four five by 18. I thought it was a nine by was it eight eight teens? The weird one, right? Nine by 18 macro off. Yeah. It's a shitier 380. Essentially. Well, it's five point four five by 18. Yeah. It's a weird one. Nine by 18 is the macro of around. So it's kind of a bridge between 380 and 9 millimeter in a way. Yeah. But yeah, 5.45 by 18. It's I've looked it up. It's like essentially 22 LR. Oh my gosh. It's like a like a 38 special powder load behind it, isn't it? It's not good. It's enough. This gun is objectively shit in every way. But this is just how far like I've gone down my heroin trail of firearm obsession. Yeah. Like this is all this is what it takes to get me off those days. I was going to say I just like everyone has their unentaming gun where it's like I want that one. I must have that like every how long have you wanted that for the last 10, 10 at least. Yeah. What you're literally that's what it says. It reminds like a little more untenable, but it's one that I've wanted for selling that I just kept putting off. I just bought a bear it nice. Yeah. New ones. Yeah. But I've got like 107. Yeah. It's got the I got the drum mag for that video of you shoulder for firing. Yeah. Yeah. That video. Like and that's that was kind of I was testing that stuff out again because a lot of my like gun videos I've really posted or even filmed a lot of them the last couple of years because like no page like would let me post them. It was like fucking up every page that I posted them on. Yeah. Whatever has been going on lately. I've been trying to begin on on Facebook and Instagram and it's working again. That became that me short of firing that bear it and mag dumping it. It's got like 45 million views and then me mag dumping that gen 12 that full auto one at the range day that was at the most place the last one. The genesis. Yeah. Yeah. That one got 45 million views. So it's like the semi auto like it's I think it's gas trap or gas cup. I don't remember.
Remember but it's the semi auto 12 gauge that looks like an air 15 platform. Yeah, they had him in John Wick with Yeah, it's a John but dude they had that full auto one there and it was awesome But that video because we like it was just we slow-moated and it was the way the guy was filming like all the shells We're going like right at the camera over it. It was just like a really cool shot. That one got 40 some million views So just like gun videos in general are doing really awesome again, especially on Facebook. It's like fuck it like that's full blast Because Mark Zuckerberg started doing TRT literally. He's like, you know what guns are actually dope and But I think I like guns and beer and wind. Yeah, this is crazy Sure rules. Yeah, this is good on my wiener man But a hundred million dollar mansion Hawaii and know the 15 foot tall wall around it and that's mine. Yeah Hawaii's mine Yeah, I'm just waiting on that suppressor to clear and then we're set But to that suppressor is like it's that the bear with the break at the end. Yeah, it's so cool So I was like fuck it. I was there and I was picking something else So I was having a gun worked on and I was like man I was like, what can you get me a bear for his coming the back and they just had one that they had just got for another guy That was just fully decked out. I was like fuck. I was like, yeah from that boy That was that was he is I was like, he's like is this similar to what you want. Yes, exactly that Is it all right cool as it can we get the shorter barrel on mine? He's it. Yeah, so they ordered it and it was there the next day I was like, oh fuck I got a paper this now It isn't the consequences of my action shit. Yeah, but thankfully you know ride-offs and shit now But yeah, I'm just waiting on that can to clear and then I can go pick it up I just bought a one or seven the other. I don't have the can. Yeah, I'm so pumped and I got like that They've already got the scope on it and stuff and the can is there and it's just fuckin' man. Yeah for the 50 Yeah, yeah, it's so giant. Yeah, it's like this long and that fucking fat. It's so cool. How much is it way eight pounds eight? Yeah, press it with eight pounds. You're just standard AR Yeah, dude. It was sick. Have you seen the new strategic sciences breaks? Yeah, dude, they're sick or not breaks suppressor pressure Yeah, yeah, it's the one I was showing you the other day where it's basically looks like AI Yeah, yeah, I want one so bad so we're pull up a picture of just the outside of that shit It looks like just it's it's strange. It does not look like it's a square Peck two or peck four. Yeah, but that's what I always what is it's like muzzle brake flash brought a flash hotter and suppress We're all built into that combination, so yeah, it's like everything It's a maze. Yeah, it's a maze for the gas to escape. Yeah, it's crazy looking, but yeah Like internal no, so check it out. So this is the crazy. Yeah, the the internals of this thing are fucking wild. I'm sure Is that that's what it looks like on the outside was AI is AI what made it? Dude who know I would figure it had to be involved with some of the the hard gas on the next I want it quiet Here's the layout for it because no human thinks of that way. Yeah, when you what the fuck? Yeah, it's it's wild So that that's the outside that's what the inside looks like That looks like the fucking ship that the predators flew down an alien versus predator. Oh, he should do that It's 100% it's like the turbine or not the but it's fully optimized. Yeah That's not really fucking gangster, but like I'm from everybody that I've heard that's that shot it. It's Very good at what it does Metrical wasn't right was just testing a bunch of them wasn't he in some video? Ronnie was up there because I saw he had like 10 of them like team full guns decked out with him on and they were doing something with them The reason I brought it up is apparently they have a 50 cal version now. Oh shit So we I want to throw that on the AK 50 because I think that would be in our list That would be see I was gonna mention that earlier Do you think you'll ever run like a lot of AK 50s once you have it all like fucking decked out? So the answer is we We're constantly fucking with shit every day like yesterday. I'm not even kidding yesterday We were out of drive tanks test firing the new firing pin. Yeah, so we had a firing pin that we technically designed wrong Okay, or not designed wrong, but like we technically like there were some issues with the way it was implemented Yeah, and even though it was slightly off and like was Deforming and shit. Yeah, it's still lasted like 600 plus rounds. Oh shit. Oh, okay. Well, that's pretty that's not bad. Yeah but instead of Just dropping in the other one that we had that was done right. Yeah We we just fully redesigned it. So it's now a two-piece firing pin. We tested it yesterday It's working very well. Yeah, yeah, that would be sick. You think you would ever like once you get it all said and done You think you would run like a line of them like a handful of them or the biggest thing is we would need a good Manufacturing dance partner. Yeah, just with the shot that we have now like we just we are not set up to do that sort of production Yeah, and the bit the other big thing is we'd have to drop literally Williams like I would have to get a pretty big loan. Yeah to and it's a very big gamble But like when things calm down, I'm very open to it. Cool because I'm pretty sure we can get like I don't like to do pre-orders That thing absolutely. Yeah, I would never do a pre-order like oh, yeah come get your AK-50. It'll probably be a year Yeah, cuz all sorts of hiccups happen in manufacturing not knocking on the guys who do pre-orders But I'm knocking on the guys who do pre-orders if you don't know you can pull it off. Yeah, cuz that's just fucking irresponsible That's one thing. I never took anybody's fucking money for the AK-50. Yeah Um, but yeah, no if we if we got a good dance partner with it like Titans of CNC was really good Yeah, they really helped us out with the prototyping Yeah, that would be sick You're just asking cuz you want one. I do want one. Yeah, I guess I do want one as well But I'm sure millions of others day as well But yeah, that'd be nuts. Even if it's just a run of like a couple hundred exactly. Yeah, just like a small room cuz in yeah You're fucking AK-50 will eventually be the same as this Sniper that's going for a quarter million dollars We yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fun crazy I'm showing Connor AI how it thinks and interpret shit and then it works really works so functionally That's cool. Hey, this is impossible until AI on the layout hub built it That's alien shit. Yeah, that's like dude. Yeah, when yeah, when that terrified me because he showed me a cross-section of what it designed and it looks like a Cross-section of like a human cell. Yeah, it yeah And he's not lying. It's what the fuck? It's just like a heart. Yeah, like all your shape looks like intelligent design When you look at it. Yeah, like all the cross-sections on how it just is like oh this is this just looks like a cadaver opened up That's like you're looking at all the veins and shit, which is impossible until AI and then three Prima. Well, I think the problem. I think you'll find God Yeah, AI is kind of just the computer God man with a beautifully functioning perfect heart Which I think is kind of funny because we find the first thing that exceeds human intelligence and when we immediately go God God I know there was kind of one before that I would get death. No, this is what kills. Let's go get God and guess it out the Yeah, like that Every like movie scenario, especially like Terminator where it's like humanoid robots holding rifles and I'm like I think a computer would just be like how about we just gas the planet? Yeah, actually Actually, your entire atmosphere is now un-breathable I love three-body problem it's the aliens when they show up and it's like oh, huh, what is this thing? Huh, it might be a peace offering since we're so badass now. Yeah, they're afraid of our army as just a medal It's like a three-foot piece of metal Yeah, like cool looks like a tear drop. It's a peace offering holy shit. They're saying we're sorry Now they see our capability with this huge what a Trojan horse has And then they bring it in and they're like this is really dense like denser than anything we can like what the fuck lick it nothing And then it just kills everything and like oh at least I would have known what it Aliens pieces You're like a little fucking rodent thing It's similar to the the back window of a car Tastes like it's still radioactive from its descent. Mm-hmm. That hurts It's a girlfriend It wasn't good to do Like the first guy who started trying out wild mushrooms. Yeah, no, what fuck it? Yeah, we were talking about that recently like back in the day. They're probably just like you know what like I'm gonna cook with these and it's like oh tasty Found some other ones, you know, I'm gonna cook with these and they're like oh my god Their brain just becomes like normal and sentient. They're like oh, what the fuck happened? What's in this soup? Dude my my body's parents owned a cabin in like Western North Carolina like in the Appalachian Mountains And we go there and they had this coffee table book of mushrooms and it would categorize them and it was it's just you know A bullshit ass book it shows you a picture and it's like where they're native to yeah, and then it was like What do they taste like and then there was a category and it was toxicity? Yeah, and I just flipped through it out of
one time and so it'd be like Morrell mushrooms and it's like other super tasty here in there and you cook them with butter and isn't that and like 75% of the mushrooms in that it's like toxicity and it's unknown. It's like nobody's even addicted. I feel like it was irresponsible in the book like the layout of the book to put flavor profile before toxicity. It tastes like candy ultra-toxy. Flavor profile skittles. Yeah, death. She's like a bunch of skulls and crossbones. It's like a fine trade off. Don't batch tree though. That's a beautiful tree. Everyone loves that. What are you doing? I don't know. That tree loves that. He's talking to me. Happy Fourth of July everybody. Oh man. What's Brandon gets back will ask him about his what's his next video because I have no fun. Connor, what's Brandon's next video? He filmed like four things. You don't like four things. Yeah, I've lots of fuck off guns. So I was on a different podcast that everybody I'm a lot of crossover. You all need to have some P.K.A. boys on here. We there's a lot of requests. But I was on P.K.A. story for that too. And I drink heavily when I'm on podcasts. Now that I've done the same this time. But passed out super early. Woke up at like 4 a.m. Well Brandon went down to or went out to drive tanks to film like four or five videos. Different different guns that he had lined up. Like very unique cool ass guns. I woke up at 4 a.m. and I was like, what do I do at this point in time? I'm gonna go meet up with Brandon when the boys out at drive tanks drove to the hotel they were at. And you've all the hung out with them. And then I'm a little bit autistic. So I got I got hot and hungry and uncomfortable and left right before they started recording anything. So I don't remember what guns they brought. But they were really cool. And I could have been there to witness that. But instead I drove two hours one way and two hours back and stopped at a Wendy's and kicked my heels on the tailgate of a truck. But Brandon will be back momentarily to tell you all the exciting things he did. I love you like man, I'm gonna go hang with the boys. Hang over his when it's hot Texas. And you're like, I was I wasn't hung over. It was just that that I woke up so I woke up so early. And like 4 a.m. I bought this new little little drum machine. And I was playing I'm making beats. I want to become a rap producer. That's my next career. So you're getting an acting. Yeah. Very excited for that. I'm super stoked to see like YouTube ads of you eating that sandwich unironically because I'm gonna forget this. Yeah, it's gonna pop up and it's gonna pop up and I'm like, yo, what the fuck? I know that guy. I'm doing that with rap beats right now. Okay cool. I'm producing sick rap beats. I'm not gonna tell you my stage name. Yeah, I'm gonna be a rap producer. I'm gonna sell my beats. That's my retirement plan. So YouTube in the meantime, take started off on TikTok. YouTube in the meantime, cranking it right now. Rap producer soon. But no, I got this little fucking thing and I was just cranking cranking beats out, dude. Yeah. Like crazy. Yeah. Crazy style. Crankings are recurring in the studio, right? In the fucking studio. I don't know if you've seen I've been rubbing my thigh. Just wiggling the megaphone keeping it going. I'm talking down to the side. We're rubbing on the thigh. Just out a little. Yeah. Alright, we're back. That boy. So I invited myself out to fucking Brandon's video shoot and then just showed up. I ate the fucking continental breakfast, did not pay for a hotel room. I just walked down like we were like lobby time, like nine, 30 or whatever. We I walked down and was like, all right, I was doing a head count on all my guys. I'm like, all right, everybody here. I need honors. I need three. I have four. What the fuck? Oh, with honors. Yeah. Wait. What? I was eating a bowl of raisin, Brian. I figured you'd spend enough money at that hotel for everybody. But I can have a bowl of raisin, Brian. Yeah. I don't think they'll miss it. Yeah. And then we went out to drive tanks and everything got set up and never ever, Brandon's getting all prepared and everything. All excited. Like fucking dude, six years ago, that would have been the most pivotal moment of my life, hanging out with Brandon Herrera, like drive tank tanks, tanks left and right. Fucking million dollars worth of machine guns on the wall. We were throwing rocks at a trash can. What a shit bug. What are they called? They're everywhere. Yeah, it was cool. I've never seen one of my life. I see them every time I'm there. I'm like, well, there it is. And he's just rolling his little turn around. You're like, fuck it, dude. Saw two of them. We got into Brandon can't throw a rocks. The safe is fucking lying. I hit the bin. I did one time. How many times did I do it? Fuck you. Like five ish. We're not going to talk about that. But yeah, everything gets set up. It's like all these antique specialty rifles. Yeah, no, it's bully Brandon. And at drive tanks. All because you got the wrong James Bond. Yeah, you said a thing that made me mad. You're my enemy. Yeah, put on Caleb's hat. Oh, shit. This is this is my Ethan's boss. What's that? You know, come stand up next to me. You know, come stand next to me. I'm accepting this when I was Mexican. Uh-huh. I don't think that was in frame. Yeah. Seven. He's just a normal human head. But no, all that would say too much. Yeah. Well, real quick. There you go. You're good. Oh, okay. I was like making it clear for you. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just had a weird light. Yeah. But you just you just fucking. You just fucking pieced out. You're just like, it's humid. I'm hungry. And I don't want to be here any more. It's just a display of all of these firearms that none of you will ever get a shoot. It's called the truth. Yeah. One of them was a block. There was no block there. Why? I guarantee you there was. Oh, well, those will count. But I was just like, I'm mildly uncomfortable. I'm going to go home and I went and I got Dave's single with it was a medium meal. Dave's single number one diet coke because they only have coke there. And then I got a 10 piece nugget. Just the entrée. I love how you read the claim relatability now. What do you mean? I'm forced to eat fast food. Like, I was out here in this beautiful place with all these firearms. None of you peasants will ever shoot. And I went and had Wendy's on the way home. We're back. I'm telling a true story. You painfully nowhere. How about that gun auction where you're about to spend tens of thousands of dollars? No, I won't be that much. But it's absurd. It's an absurd amount for a pistol that nobody knows exists that looks like shit. Should be coming up soon. Yeah, it's soon enough. I think like it's projected to go for like five to seven grand, which is again, it's ludicrous for what it is. But unless you know, like it's one of those things that makes me happy that yeah, five to eight grand is what's projected. Boopoo. For the record, I'm upset that I got Wendy's. I wish I'd have gotten what's the restaurant that's good as fuck Billy Bob's Billy Bob's burgers. If you're in West Texas, Fox hard. It is like the local chain of five guys. Yeah, it's like diner style. What we had in northern Indiana was called Penguin Point. Oh, yeah, it's just like it's like it's a it's a fast food restaurant, but it's like if your buddy was cooking fast food items for you. Yeah, right. Like if you went over to your boy's house and you're like, give me a double cheeseburger. Like what your boy would cook for you. Oh, that's fun. I imagine it's like five fifty. Yeah. I imagine it's what McDonald's was before Ray Crock took over. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Like the local chain that made him like, Oh, wow, I fucking need a piece of this. Sure. Can we talk about like a conspiracy thing for just a second? I meant McDonald's now. I've known eight McDonald's in a good while. Now just because you know, the off chance that this is maybe real. Now I fuck with McDonald's dude. Like every now and then the little double cheeseburger or something. Like I'm down with it. Talking about how McDonald's owns like no farms and but they also own like a million children's hospitals. You guys seeing that propaganda going around? We're like talking about the Ronald McDonald Foundation or Ronald McDonald's house or something. Yeah, we're talking about how supposedly there's like children meet in the burgers. No chance. Zero chance. I know, right? But like also, but also like, there's a lot to like delve into there with like they have they have no connections with any farm at all, but they're the number one.
like hamburger supplier of like the world, but they own a fuckload of children's hospitals. - I don't believe that they don't own any. - Supposedly, yeah, like they don't own a farmland. They buy due to me from Australia. - Old McDonald had a farm. - Yeah, and on that farm. - And on that farm he had sick orphans. (all laughing) - We had a boo-boo here, a boo-boo there. Here a boo-boo there, a boo-boo put 'em in a cheeseburger. - They told me. - Old McDonald had a farm, yeah. (all laughing) - This double cheeseburger tastes like child leukemia. - What is that? That's cancer from the child. - Oh God. - McDonald's sources it speaks from a global network of suppliers with primary US suppliers, including Lopez Foods, Keystone Foods, and Cargill. - Yeah. - Make sure they're real. - Sure, yeah. - The one thing that did get me about the McDonald's beef is that whole thing about how they did the 100% US Angus beef. - Yeah. - Which like if you've ever had a McDonald's burger, I mean, they're fucking delicious, like Big Mac's bar. - Sure, it rules. - Did you know that like most of that is not cow? - Yeah, like I mean, they do, people do tests all the time where they like leave it out for a year. It doesn't change. - But how they got away with it? - Yeah, I know, right? - No, no, no, but how they got away with saying that it was 100% like US, is they had the copyright, like the brand name was 100% US Angus beef. - Oh, it's just a name, right? - Yeah, literally. - That is so smart. - It's not what it's made of, we just have that name. - It's just like it was named the Children's Hospital. (all laughing) - Those three places, yeah, I gotta bring my kid to the Angus beef hospital. (all laughing) My sweet kid has to go to some new hospital. He's dying, I bring him to the 100% Angus beef hospital. (all laughing) Yeah, yeah. Okay, instead of like Superman showing up in costume, it's fucking Anton Shagurr. (all laughing) It's the hamburger. (all laughing) It's fucking grimace, it's in there. He just kills the kid, no grimace. - She's been gone for a while, I'm scared. - He's at the hospital, he's just killing the kids. - He controls the grounder for the kids. (all laughing) - Dude, that reminds me of the Denys. (all laughing) The Denys from Shagurr. (all laughing) - Where'd there just be? - Welcome back. (all laughing) - Welcome to Denys. - Welcome baby. (all laughing) - Oh my god. (all laughing) - Oh shit, you were, Connor wasn't there yet. - Yeah. - It was like one year before you joined the group, right? - Yeah. - Bro, the Denys story? - It was just us fucking, God, how, like, was it? - It was like three a.m., we were at the Denys time. - Yeah, yeah. - We were at the Denys next to the Venetian, and we were all just like, everybody was smoked from like the long day, like the two floral one on the street. - Yeah, yeah. - Shit, right, dude. - We were all wore out, so like, everything was funny. And oh my god, I don't know how we got onto it. That was like a child there, or something that was loud, and somebody was like, God, shut that kid up. I was like, yeah, it's fucking Denys, and somehow we got onto like, they do that there at Denys, and they have a person that comes out with a bat and beats kids when they're too loud there. I don't even remember where we went, but it was just, they keep it under the counter. - Welcome to Denys, the children's bat. Welcome to Denys, we're cute. Have you tried our serp? (laughing) We got all kinds of serres. Shut that fucking kid up. (laughing) - I don't think I've ever come closer in my life to pissing my pants as a grown man. - Yeah, it was dying. - Yeah, we were all fucked up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I forgot about the Denys thing all in the gut. - Ridiculous, dude. - Yeah, I was like, about to gag from laughing, but it was so stupid. - Oh, God, that's one of those, like, when my life flashes before my eyes, like that's gonna be the moment that pops up. - At the Denys? - Yeah, at the Denys. (laughing) - We're trying. - We're trying. - We're trying to sort men of serres. - Yeah, we got every flavor of serre here. - No kids allowed. (laughing) - Okay. - I don't know how we didn't get kicked out. - Dude, yeah, we were loud as shit. - We were. - Yeah. - But they're probably used to that, but now that's the Denys. - It's a Denys. - And also, Denys and Vegas. - 3 a.m. - Yeah, 3 a.m. - Yeah, they're like, yep. - I think they serve beer there. - Oh, they might. That'd be sick. - Are we drinking? - Yeah, 'cause pretty much every place serves alcohol, like the Taco Bell has alcohol in there. - Oh, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We had that experience at a steak and shake at like two o'clock, back on steak. Everything used to be open 24 hours. Well, not everything, but a lot of places. - Oh, the pre-COVID at least. - Yeah. - So steak and shake at like three o'clock in the morning, and we walk in, and it was me and my back home boys, walk in, I don't remember where we were up to, causing chaos. And I had a bottle of a Stolich Naya blueberry. Stolly blue, set it on the counter and the waiter was like, "Erm, sir, you can't have that in here." And I go, "I have five dollars." - That's okay. (all laughing) - And we were allowed to drink stably. - Stolich, they know me. (all laughing) - And they just had it. - And they just had it. - Would you like a glass for that? (all laughing) - I think Fod 'cause easier to come about in a steak and shake than a glass. - Yeah, yeah, probably. Yeah, I don't think you're allowed to have that. - Shows out the frisco milk, it sucks ass. - Don't mistake and shake so much, dude. - 'Cause they're the one I think that went like, all like, Maha, like, beef tallow and shit now, right? - Yeah, yeah, they're doing it all. I was just talking with one of the guys that's now like, doing like a bunch of like high level marketing for them now. Like, 'cause they went, they steered into it, they're like, "Yeah, we'll just go like super fucking healthy." Well, healthy for fast food. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - If you're never gonna, like, sure, it's not, it's very McDonald's. - It's not a fucking kale salad, but it is. (all laughing) - Child meat is burger. - You older the off menu, stem cell burger. - Can I get the one that makes me live forever? - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you. - The vampire burger? - Yes. - The number 23, the Adrenal Crone Special. - Mm-hmm, it's just a chunk of a child's foot. - No, it's nice. - He's with a strong. - Just drink it. (all laughing) - Okay. - Instead of an umbrellas, that's a kid's foot. (all laughing) - The harvester at the bottom of the play pit. (all laughing) - My kid went in the play pit, he just didn't come out. That's weird, that's right. - You're a bad mom, yeah. - I guess he's gone forever. (all laughing) - There's just a fucking, like, grinder in the back, pressing him more. - Yeah. - In the back. (all laughing) - More burgers. (all laughing) - The TME burger. There's just a room with a big grinder in Grimmons. - That's a great room. - They like big, yeah. - The new burger's ready, Grimmons. (all laughing) - Yes. (all laughing) - You can go and come here. - He's whipping him. (all laughing) - It's just like a terrible scene. - Okay. - Got your gluttony, you'll pay for. - Yeah. These are all just demons that work in a hidden room in McDonald's and just run in children. - The place is. - Yeah. - You go all the way into the tube and fall in the back. - Yeah. - The exact same joke I just did. - I just did the ball. - Oh, shit. (all laughing) - Kelly, what I was just saying, like we can communicate via telepathy. (all laughing) - Papamiche. - Here's your idea. - No, you did that with Chick-fil-A, if you remember. - Oh, I, oh, shit. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - There's a reason those homeschool kids are so polite. - That girl, I forget, again, don't do TikTok. - What the sauce is? - That was a bit, yeah. - Yeah. - Her, and then that's what he took. - I don't think I know this one. - Sav is like bursting at the seams, trying not to fucking correct us. - It's like, that's my tick. (all laughing) - She knows that. - That's why I do not. - We summoned her with TikTok, Chick-fil-A, and homeschooling. (all laughing) - I'm pretty sure it was like a bit and the girl got fired for. - She almost did, but now she's doing her own thing. - Mm-hmm. - How you gettin' at this stuff? A bit like Chick-fil-A friendly. - How was that not Chick-fil-A friendly? - 'Cause she was mocking the customer in the skit. - I feel like that would be weird. As a, I'm not in charge of any corporate policy, but I feel like I would have a hard time. Somebody's doing a viral video. - Yeah. - Talking about how good your sauces are. - Well, did you see that little sweet boy that worked at Water Berger? (all laughing) - Yeah, yeah. (all laughing) - We all went, we just, everyone in their own panel just, (all laughing) - And then all of a sudden, yeah, it's like that sweet boy. - Yeah, he's autistic or somebody worked at Water Berger and on each of his breaks, he would just be out eating, like outside, eating some Water Berger meal and just hyping it up. And he would like, he wore like a big cross and he would pray every meal, like every meal, and he would be like, bless this stuff. And he was like, cute, it was very wholesome and sweet. And like, the. - How's he autistic? - So fine. (all laughing) - Well, I think all of that. (all laughing) - What's his symptoms? - Symptoms. - But dude, just like the sweetest kid, like literally, when I watch him, like every like man, like this is one of God's children. Like, this is him. But he would just like pray every meal. And he'd like show case, like every piece of the meal and he'd have like some McFlurry or something. And he'd be like, hmm, so good, like hyping it up. - Was he doing it like to a camera? - Yeah, yeah, he would record himself, like on his brakes, like just hyping up water burger. And like his co-workers were bastards. Like they would be like, you still, what are you doing over there, praying over at meal? You can't be doing that while you're on work, bitch. Like they was like. - It was like a 1980s movie. - Yeah, they're like talking shit to this like, sweet little boy praying over his meal and stuff. And eventually he got like fired, 'cause they like rode him up over shit. Dude, every video he had, probably had like millions of views of him. - They should fire everybody else on the staff. - Supposedly they did. Supposedly they fired that entire water burger and closed it down for a while. And like water burger stiffened and was like blah, blah, blah. But it doesn't make sense 'cause he never came back. He got hired at Asonic that like his youth pastor worked at. So he got hired at some Asonic that was like. - That's a very youth pastor place to work. - Well, I love all the characteristics of this young man you're describing. - Yeah. - I hate all the restaurants he's decided to work at. - Yeah, sure. But as like his youth pastor was the manager at this Asonic, so she hired him there or whatever.
It's like one of the few Daniel and Sonic's left, so now he's there hyping. I've not seen much of him lately But he's now he's there hyping up Sonic food But yeah, dude, it was like it's a much harder job It's like you should for like three-four days Please please send me back to Waterburger Truly merciful He should probably hear me He should fucking own that waterburger dude like he was giving them all of the publicity they could have ever wanted And yeah, they fired him for whatever reason him praying on his brakes and filming it some some reason they fired him But like I'm not a lawyer that feels like an exactly discrimination Yeah, people were like bullying him like you would hear them talking shit to him at like during his meals and Like people were like getting all the comments were like who's who's talking shit to you I think his name is like Brian or something like that But like who's talking to you Brian? You want us to come to that one burger and beat the rest like all the comments are just like we love you No, check everybody's ass, but it was like Brian works. He shows up and just does that for six Yeah, so who knows what became of that story but supposedly like a one little article I saw said that they fired that whole staff at that water burger and like they closed it down for a little while So they could like revamp and hire a whole new team and water burger Like put some statement out that like this is not our values blah blah blah Imagine like being that corporate like sea-level guy that like this gets brought to your desk. It's like oh god Yeah, you're like, we have this this kid who's gone viral like the most wholesome autistic Yeah, the planet. Yeah goes viral and our staff bullies the shit out of them. It's like Fire them all close it. Yeah, we'll come in their kid I'm guessing he's like 17 He's like just old enough to be working. Yeah, yeah, he's young But yeah, did it was like so wholesome and then like the internet was like rallying behind him I think they he did like a go-thun me for a little while while he was like not employed and got like a few hundred grand Oh, yeah, so he like went nuts on that But yeah, yeah, he's probably his coke. Yeah Let's his coke nourish me lord Please let this coke get me through this but yeah, he's probably living it up now dude the internet rally behind him. So yeah, it was Sad to see the downfall, but probably did great for him So hopefully yeah, it's outside that guy. Yeah Brian. I think that's his name. I'm probably saying it not right But yeah, it's probably something different, but yeah, always but he is we're so wholesome Which is speaking of do we have numbers for how much we raised during our the autism charity month not final And oh definitely clear 250,000 fuck yeah, yeah, we cleared a quarter million nice Y'all beautiful and that got off goes directly to your son, right? Yeah Have you ever seen seven billion hot wheels cars? Oh, yeah, good deal daddy. It's just a life-size hot wheels car You can even drive this and you can buy a real one. Yeah, you know, you know, it doesn't do any It's got a joint trap Rolls down the hill and slams you to sell the garage It builds a joint ramp over the house like loopy loops His hands just Well it doesn't just like a giant like die cast pot metal fucking car The seats are metal and everything and swappily painted. Yeah, it's sick so more shirts next Thank God, it's finally over the two giant spinning wheels Hell yeah, I hope that happens. That'd be sick. That's next year. Yeah next You guys heard that's what it's going towards next Yeah, I can come ride it With a $75,000 donation for the two giant rubber wheels She was trying to speak through the loop to loop you go zero to 30 and then 30 to 288 Fill in that car up with autistic kids It's sending them 200 miles an hour instantly You're gonna have 75 seconds of fun, and then you'll be a chicken nugget buddy Just pumps out a conveyor belt of cheeseburgers It's like the pink Floyd music video just grinded him out and then we then we mouse your car with a nice glass Speaking of autistic kids. I gave Connor that set a fucking the air No, we're going there the what is it the what do they call those the apple air pro air air pod maxes. Yeah, okay He fucking spurged out for like an hour like an hour. It was like six She's like I do I think I understand autism now. Oh, they're fully noise cancelling. Oh, do those. Oh, I love music And those are fully fully noise cancelling so I put those puppies on just silence It was like for the first time in my life I'm probably a little bit dis me but just like genuinely seriously like it was just like peaceful And I was like oh, I totally get that and then I put on like music that I like and it was like I was in a room By myself. It was so fucking peaceful. Just walking around to happen to be dancing I didn't know steley dianne had six hours of music Those are fucking Hmm amazing head. Okay, so I should invest so when we are leaving the Cadillac paddock They're like here's your fucking swag bag. Oh cool. Yeah, we got them we left and then we're opening and then We had the big race day paddock passes and then the individuals before had the qualifying Passes we open we're like oh shit. We got a hat a sure and oh what's this Cadillac box? Oh air pod maxes with Cadillac F1 team printed on it Beautiful headsets and we're like holy shit with the fuck they just gave this away to all of us Saturday, we got a fucking scarf Okay, yeah, we're like we move it on the first day They're like can we try sorry, but they're oh yeah, y'all came back Brandon came back and he's like he was like oh, I Got something. He's like you'll get more use out of these than I will cuz I don't wear like the over here Yeah, yeah, thank you by the way. Yeah, but yeah, I put those on and I was like oh, it's cool like it's it's an over-the-ear Headset type deal and then I put on the the noise cancelling and literally like instantaneously He was like yeah, and it was like oh, it's just me and my god alone But you can't hear you literally can't throw something. I mean, I get my attention It was like one of those like sanding blocks or whatever Professor X goes into the little yeah, yeah, I'm talking about re-reaches out to everybody So re bro, it's a re bro. Yeah, I'm a nerd and then the weird little retard the son of Oh, that's a deep cut X-Men 2 X-Men United. Yeah, when I go say human that room. Yeah, yeah, oh that angel dude Well, that guy was like word no the little kid that was bald Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever his name was. Caleb knows what's up. He older brother. Yeah I Can't hold you 34 oh you are 28. I don't know why I thought well. Yeah, I'm 48 sick according to the internet I've like consistently enough about my age is everybody thinks I'm 48 well until now. Yeah. Yeah, no, this was also a lot Professional gasoline King trout dude, so I was I was at stage coach this like like a week or two ago And I've never had any interesting going anything like that You guys know what stage coach is it's like the country music coachella. It's the same play same place But it's all country music artists but I was down there with Lucy's they had like And I was kind of nervous about this to begin with because I think man is like it's gonna be me and like a bunch of L.A influencers in this big ass house going to Country coachella as a man is like this is not my like 48
But it like I was like cool it'd been an experience I'm there with a sponsor you know to be fun You know being a blast they had like you know ultra VIP passes for everything and it was that's how that was Like the house we were in was like fucking mansion It's like a mile from the the festival grounds and it's all decked out in sponsorship like it's like Lucy sponsored it some hydration brand like a beer company called American beer Crown Royal it was like those like six sponsors at sponsor that house like every room Just like your bed was just decked out in like free shit But there's like a hundred of those mansions in the area and each one was the same thing Each house had like a bunch of influencers or people from TV or something like that They'll stay in there that week full of different swag shit from all these different companies And each like morning they're like all right We're going to this house and that house and that house just to kind of hang out and go grab shit And I was like okay, dude if I would have been like a hot girl there That would have been jackpot. They like they were getting so much shit like all these like nice-ass cowboy businesses like Like boot barn and Justin's like all these places were like sponsor in the house and you got a coosie I got well I got like uh, yeah like a lot of like liquor stuff and like back Yeah, I got like a Justin Jack I could have got like so much shit as he does I don't want to have to buy another suitcase to bring on this bag like I was already packed to the brim My state to Juicy my locker Yeah, it was like cool But like yeah, I ended up getting I was like fucking I'll get that because they were given away like cool Just in like cowboy jackets and you could get like your name embroidered on them So I was like cool as like I'll fucking put like grizzly punch your owner some did that And I was like this is sick, but then you're like walking around with fucking arms full of bullshit for like the next few hours And it's hot as fuck and like I regret it every time so I stopped getting shit But like every day all the girls that were there with us that were like other influencers that were like You know when we're popular than me were fucking like Making multiple trips back and forth back to the house so they could drop off all the day like it was headlined it Well, Ella Langley was there one day. Puss belong was there one day already in uh, dude So one day also I'm very jealous too because I just looked it up It was what I thought it was. Yeah, treaty oak revival. Yeah, yeah, one of my favorite fucking books Brooks and Dunn was there like it was like they had some some good classics and then a bunch of new ones that were there So like to my tree burst. Yeah, uh, I'm not sure if they were there But it was cool and like the festival grounds are fucking gigantic. It is like out. It was a lot That that kind of to be honest like unless you have like VIP something like that I would never go to it if it wasn't like that. Yes, like I don't I do not like that in 20,000 people crowd like that It was a mission. Eli's freaking the for just like it was a story about how I put on noise canceling headphones like if you will say No, that's that's literally 20. I would have not been interested in it if we didn't want getting like special treatment Because it was packed as foot, but we had like a shuttle that was bringing us right to like the front gate letting us out there And we walked to wherever we were going Because we were there one of the like influencer grips with us was a band called country night and they do like country EDM I don't really fuck with too much EDM, but it was dope They played like it was like 90s country and then it would turn into like an EDM song. It was like it went hard I was like okay, I was like I can get down with this and see uh, but One of the at one of the nights like we went to like after parties that were hosted by you know this brand or that brand every night We went to the Von Dutch after party one night and they had this like cabana setup that was like sand everywhere It was like you felt like you were on like a tropical island or something had like all the like wavy material as a roof and they had like a tattoo stand setup where you could go get free tattoos And they had a Von Dutch pop up with where you could go in and get like three free items and then like all these like It was just like crazy shit but yeah, they we were at the booth in Waka flaka was there and he was there Yeah, he was there and he like had like one song that they collab together So he was like singing his parts and he'd come out and hung out with he's fucking giant. He's so big Dude, he's like a foot taller than me and He's biggest shit like a band no Von Dutch like the clothing line like the old Dude, it's like a old like I think I think like 90s girls like with like butterfly thongs and shit I think the the Mexican from cars Okay, yeah That's the only reason I know that and you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about But it's like it's like really popular in like 90s and 2000s the lighter one Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, like it's so cultured It's sugar hats and chains and yeah, yeah, so they're still really popular out there But this is here in Texas. This was out in Palm Springs is where this was which is so ironic they have like the biggest country Thing there. Yeah, but uh did it was pretty sick, but yeah did like same like you guys were talking about that swag bag It was like every day so much free shit all the time. I was like man It's like this is and I get it cuz it's like all these celebrities and like Influencers shit they want you wearing their stuff. Yeah, which is fastable. I'm used to like ignoring swag bags Where it's like I was a t-shirt Yeah, whatever the fuck the the one with the Cadillac. I'm like as soon as you pulled out air or whatever the fucking air pods Whatever they yeah, you're like all right. That's expensive. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, that's it Does there like low-rise jeans on girls? They would sit like just above their Oh, yeah, it was hot. It was hot. Yeah, like early 2000 like regular type shit. Yes Like that yep, yep, yep, and yeah, they have like the track shoes - but yeah, I see what you're talking about Brandon with the the design for a romon Well, he literally says Von Dutch in the in the Oh shit, okay, that's but but it was sick We got to be like it was a car DVD when I was a kid. I just want it right into my fucking brain We got to be like oh You're referencing the animated film car. Yes, what yeah, that's why I said right and watch that a whole bunch to Disregard I think I don't want it to real. I'm so confused right. You want to fuck a car? No, that's not that was never brought up He he literally says that long I Interrupted Caleb in the middle of a sentence to be confused by what you're showing me right now Riveting podcasting right now it's That is literally a line from cars above on Dutch Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We were like we got to be pretty much like front row like a lot of the concerts we wanted to see and dude Like and I love a little English music, but he when she came out I was like, okay, I really get it now Like the wind is the wind is blown and she's like in these like flowy outfits and she's singing and stuff And like she walks by and she's close enough that like when the winds blow and you can smell her perfume. I was like oh like It was a magical They have those like Disney fucking like sent sprayers out there. So every guy thinks that and it's like Where she's like, yeah, she's like looking through the crowd and she like is lock and I was like me Like she's singing it - you know, yeah, it's me. Are you in use is this massive sparrow? But like That was like a part of me because she follows me on tiktok and like we've had like a bunch of interactions stuff And like common stuff that I was like I wonder if like she'll see me in like recognize me So I'm done like me and I yeah, so I'm just like we're like looking around and I'm just like there in the crowd I'm like trying out to like but the whole time just like Oh, she's saying I'm just like a little give me get it's me. It's me You're what what do they call it like? I'm surrounded by like little girl influences are like little gym girls and I'm just like But dude, it was like it was really fucking fun toxic Ella fella Swinging right you're like the fucking hands off my wife Let's roll through the water The two towers just running in the middle But yeah, it was it was sick. There was like all these really cool food stands there And I like you know how much you're gonna trust a food sim but it was like gourmet Like fish tacos and shit and like all these you just see random celebrities walking around It were like Ashton Kutcher was like right next to his person. I was like as I said Ashton Kutcher and he's just like chilling like by himself like there's no one with him It's just him Sydney Sweeney's walking around and we're just like I'm like, dude, I'm like this is like Full by herself. Yeah, like she's like Well, she was like going from like her little she had a You're like you're like the older guy from what is it get out just rings with the Into an alley, but Yeah, it was cool. I was I was delightfully surprised with how much fun it was Where you can watch me buy a gun that's coming up in four lots. Oh shit Oh shit tune in to the unsubscribe after show once again and as always Thank you for watching. I was joined by Eli double tap mr. Caleb Francis future congressman Brandon Herrera and myself fish fuck Caleb, where do we find you beautiful son of a bitch? Everywhere Caleb W. Francis. I'm gonna do like a little plug as well. I got my milk chugger shirts just came out I've got all my branding hats. I don't have it yet, but the milk chugger hat just juggler with a hard art I mean fucking business When I say milk chugger, I mean it All my new merch just dropped the links are in my bio Yeah, Caleb W. Francis everywhere, dude no grizzly puncher on twitch. Oh, yeah, twitch is grizzly puncher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forget I forget about Yeah, also that one's grizzly puncher. That's my persona
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Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast features hosts King Trout, Caleb Francis, and Brandon Herrera discussing personal projects, fitness, travel, and entertainment.
Participants share intense fitness routines, including using assault bikes, sandbags, and heavy lifting, with concerns about physical strain and injury.
A highlight is Brandon’s admiration for creator "Papa Meat" and his high-production horror content, praising the passion and craftsmanship behind it.
The group discusses the viral success of "Creep Cast" on TikTok, noting how audio clips and memes spread rapidly.
They critique TikTok’s censorship policies, especially regarding gun content, and express frustration over platform restrictions.
A detailed account of a turkey and hunting trip at a large ranch, including a bizarre encounter with a mange-infested coyote resembling a chupacabra.
Brandon shares his recent foray into acting, joining a music video with Bill Murray and Day to Remember, and expressing excitement about future auditions.
The hosts discuss their dream roles in comedy series and express admiration for their physical presence in acting.
A highlight from an F1 race event includes commentary on noise levels, engineering costs, and Cadillac’s historic debut in American Formula 1 racing.
A fun anecdote about Rob Schneider, a fan interaction, and a humorous security moment involving photo requests.
The episode ends with a promotion for Ghost Bed mattresses, emphasizing cooling technology and durability.
Summary:
The episode of "Unsubscribe" blends humor, personal stories, and deep dives into fitness, travel, and pop culture. The hosts share gritty fitness struggles—like pushing limits with assault bikes and sandbags—while celebrating their physical transformation and commitment to endurance. A major highlight is Brandon’s praise for creator Papa Meat, whose high-effort, handcrafted horror videos showcase passion-driven creativity.
The group also explores the viral dominance of Creep Cast on TikTok, noting how audio clips and memes spread quickly despite platform censorship. They critique TikTok’s content restrictions, especially around firearms, calling them absurd and inconsistent. A vivid hunting adventure is recounted, where a misidentified, mange-ridden coyote leads to a surreal and unsettling encounter.
Brandon also shares his transition into acting, joining a music video with Bill Murray and Day to Remember, and expresses enthusiasm for future roles in comedy and action. The episode concludes with a lighthearted discussion of F1 racing, the engineering behind high-cost vehicles, and a fun anecdote about Rob Schneider. The hosts end with a promotion for Ghost Bed mattresses, emphasizing cooling features and long-term durability.
The tone is energetic, self-deprecating, and full of camaraderie, reflecting the podcast's signature mix of humor and authentic life experiences.
FAQs
It appears to be a joke or inside reference, likely a play on words or a humorous term used by the hosts, with no clear factual or literal meaning in the context provided.
They use a variety of methods including an assault bike for cardio, sandbags for strength, and emphasize proper technique, especially when lifting heavy weights like 360-pound and 421-pound bags.
They went on a turkey and hunting trip at a large ranch, where they killed a turkey, a rattlesnake, and two jackrabbits, and encountered a suspicious, mange-infested coyote they later identified as a chupacabra.
Caleb highlights 'Day to Remember' and 'Attack Attack' as favorite bands, particularly praising their unique blend of metal and country, and shares his involvement in a music video with the band's lead singer.
It showcases the hosts' exposure to high-speed motorsports, where they witnessed extreme noise levels, engineering marvels, and the debut of Cadillac as a fully American team in a Formula 1 series.
The hosts express frustration with TikTok's strict content policies, noting that even gun-related or action content can be censored, while similar videos with less sensitive themes receive massive views.
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