Heights Hotline | Terrible Dating Advice For Kids, Modern Inconveniences, and Revoking Man Cards

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Now, what you want to do. All right. Can you get your hands on cigarettes? Welcome back to a bonus episode of your favorite show. Your favorite podcast. Your favorite brothers, new heights. That is a wonder show. And we are your host. I am one brother. I'm Travis. This is my other brother, Jason, or I am the other brother to him because he's the first brother. Uh, subscribe on YouTube, wonder plus, or wherever you get your podcast and follow the social media tag at new height show with one S on all social media. Um, Jason, should I do that again? Or should we get right into what we have coming up? I thought it sounded great. Trap on today's. Bonus episode. We're going to be checking the Heights hotline to answer your off season questions off off season questions. Let's get into it. All right. What do we want to go to first? Delete one modern convenience. Sure. Let's go with that one. Yeah, that sounds fun. Okay. If you had to delete one modern convenience forever, GPS streaming or online ordering, what are you sacrificing? Oh, those three. GPS streaming or online ordering. Yeah. I mean, what are the, what are we constituting? Streaming. Yeah. Is that anything on the internet that you're like, watch like is YouTube streaming? Cause if we do cut that out, then I'm, I don't have a living. So streaming online ordering. I don't want to cut that out. I mean, listen, I can do it. I can go back to calling in orders on the phone. I got no problem with that. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I think I'll go online ordering. Actually, I want to cut out online ordering. I want to go back to calling phones and these places picking up the goddamn phone. Now you call a phone number and the places don't even pick up. Yeah, dude, that's so annoying. I used to like calling and talking to the woman and be like, Hey, how you doing? What's your favorite thing on the internet? How do you know it's a woman? Huh? I'm just saying this may be a scenario. Yeah, this is a hypothetical. No, I'm with you, man. I'm with you. I think, I think there is a lost art in the food like world. And there's like a, it just doesn't feel like when you go places that there's, I don't know, as much hospitality, maybe. I don't know. I may just be. I may just be a grownup and see things more clear now, but, um, I'm with you. I'm with you. I, I, I fucking love calling into order. I think, uh, doing the whole app thing, you know, if I don't want fucking onions and something, I don't, and it doesn't have it on the app. Now I got to call in and I'm like, can I get no end? It's don't get me wrong. I use the apps, but I, I kind of like the concept of picking up the phone and calling the pizza joint and you know, but yeah, see what kind of deals you got. I don't know. I don't want to read what kind of deals you got. I want to be surprised when you tell me. I can hear how you deliver the coupon, you know, of those three. I think it's a no brainer. Online ordering, online ordering, definitely not giving up GPS. You wouldn't survive. It would not go well for me. Follow the North star. Jason, just look up at the stars. Hey, so there's this girl. I really like that a child sounded like a kid. How should I ask her out? Well, yeah. Um, how you like a girl. And you want to ask her out. I think first you got to figure out what do you like about her? Yeah. Like, what do you like about it? You like the way she looks, she likes the way she dresses. You like how funny she is. You think like how kind she is. And then, uh, maybe compliment that. And, uh, that will get you in the door or at least you gauge how she reacts to that. And then that gives you a better, um, understanding of whether or not she would be willing to go out with you, but that's always a good, uh, conversation started to let someone know that you like them. All right. I'm gonna give you. The old Ed Kelsey tip. You find her unattractive friend and you befriend her and you start making her feel like she's interested. It's so, it's so bogus kid. Do not listen to that advice. That is the 1950s way of dating. Oh my gosh. Um, well here's, here's what you do. Uh, you ask her out. Yeah. There's no, there's no other way around it other than you just gotta, just gotta do it, man. Just gotta own it. You gotta, I would say like there, you can do, gotta have some. Yeah. I mean, you can, you can do the whole, like, what's the word she's going to say? No. Well, that's the thing. And then tell everyone that you, you asked her out and she said, no, they're going to laugh in your face at your locker. Okay. And then you're even you're back. Even. Yeah. I would, I would say, just ask her out, man. Knowing what I know now. And listen, when I was younger, I didn't know how to talk to women. I didn't, I still don't really know how to talk to women. I'm fucking Neanderthal. My wife, Kylie reminds me every single day, but I think you, you just ask her out and then you go on a date and then you go from there. I wouldn't worry too much about it, bud. Just have something planned because you gotta have, you gotta have something in the back pocket. So like I said, maybe have a conversation starter and then have a, have a nice segue into maybe hanging out. At the movies or at the mall, wherever your destination is, got to have a destination of where you want to take her. That's enticing. And then, yeah, go from there, bud. I wouldn't overthink it. I think, you know, you start trying to force the conversation. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Don't do all that. They said to go here and say this and whatever. Just try and like talk to her like a normal person. Be authentic. Take her out on a date. Be chivalrous. Open the door. Be courteous. Make some noise. Make some jokes at other people's expenses where it's just between you two. Hey, look at this idiot over here. Not to bring people together like that. No, seriously. Think of something that you want to do. Ask her out to see if she wants to go with you. And then just, you know, see what happens. I think that's the best advice I can give you. And then you just, you know, like Trav said, the worst that she can say is no. And then she says no. And then it's like, whatever. You move on to the next. You keep it moving. There's nothing to be embarrassing about. There's going to be tons of them. There are plenty. There's tons of whales in the sea. It's fish. There's tons of plankton in the ocean. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. There's tons of whales. Yeah, whales probably wasn't the best one. Yeah. Listen, if you're asking advice from us, you better figure it out on your own. There's no trick. Let me put it this way. There's no trick. There isn't. I mean, you can read the Cosmopolitan magazine. and like all these things and it's all a bunch of nonsense just fucking if you like the girl you say hey i was thinking about going seeing this movie would you like to go see it with me and then see what happens she says i want to go hey i'm going to the mall do you want to do you want to go to the mall with me like it's don't overthink it now you just go have fun just go be yourself here kid start a podcast with your brother go on the podcast there you go don't try and make her like you because then she's going to hate you this was my crucial flaw with talking to females i was like okay how do i impress them or how would i like how did like i would think that i need to talk any differently and then it's just like who you are is good enough but you're going down a rabbit hole that is just unattainable now you're doing too much that's what jason is don't overthink it don't do too much just be you man yeah just be you who you are is good enough for the right person all right now for the child who called in please take that advice and call us back you i want to know how this goes we're on the journey with you now brother is this joe dirt call us back call us back i want to know how it goes for you young man do you know many times i was told no so it's gonna be fine not that she's gonna say no not that she's gonna say no then you go right to her friend and you make her jealous yes now you have the upper hand don't listen to any of this shit i don't please don't listen to anything i'm saying talking to her friend make it seem like you're interested laughing jokes like your friend's pretty cute she's way cuter than you make sure she sees you you pit two women against each other then you're the hot commodity then you're the hot commodity you have to be it's supply and demand my friend yes it's economics yeah please ignore all of you're the forbidden for the tipping point is what malcolm gladwell calls this listen have you ever have you ever seen the garden of eden women can't don't do this refrain from begging you they can't help themselves they have to eat the fruit they see the apple but if they're yeah if they were allowed to eat the apple they wouldn't eat the apple so you got to be the forbidden apple you got to go get that friend now i'm not really looking for anything right now do that drives him insane not looking to settle down i'm in fifth grade i got a lot of stuff going on it's a tale as old as time literally sorry me my friends are gonna hang out over here you're not invited boom you're in boom trick them you're 10 years old it's called gas lighting now what you want to do well what are your strengths we need to know more about you yeah we don't know if we don't actually we might be on her side maybe she shouldn't date you yeah you're calling into a fucking podcast for advice i don't know if i like the sound of this no we don't want to shame anyone calling into this podcast no no no keep going keep going keep going keep going you gotta have something that she desires in a man what are you good at if you're not good at anything you gotta get good at something first you gotta get good with nothing you're gonna get nothing you're not forbidden you're not forbidden for it yeah are you a class clown are you an athlete what are we doing if you're athletic show it off if you're not athletic be the smartest person in the class if you're not smart be the class clown smart doesn't play smart plays you're crazy smart definitely plays smart smart plays i've seen the smart guy that's all right i've seen the smart guy get the girl before i've never been able to play that but she's gonna say i never really went down for me one of my cards no i've seen it work though i've seen it work yeah pretty good score on this algebra test there's a fucking d on it yeah women like men that are unpredictable okay you try jumping into a trash can with scuba gear that's right that's right pull a fire alarm go up to mr johnson and kick him square in the face tell him to fuck off women love a badass we need you to be a bad boy can you be the bad boy of the class you want to go up to the front of the class and say i'm fucking teaching this class this i'm teaching the class today show up with a leather jacket turn that chair around and sit down and be like no this is my algebra class now here's what you're gonna do you're gonna turn on nickelodeon around 11 o'clock you're gonna see a show called happy days and you see this guy called fonzarelli just do everything the winkler the winkler dude just do everything just do everything the fonz does it works out great does your school have a jukebox you can hit if you haven't caught on by now all of us are old does your dad have a leather jacket you can borrow all right can you get your hands on cigarettes okay it's called it's called chris stapleton's traveler whiskey you're going to get yourself a bottle listen just come in with a fucking ounce of weed if you come in with an ounce of weed to school you're getting expelled you'll be the coolest kid in school coolest kid out of school coolest kid out of school somebody's gonna yell at me how much less we have to cut out but that's fine these are always the best ones i'm not gonna lie it started off kind of whack and this shit got so funny oh we're good now okay travis is fine with this one now all right we're good we can do one more hi jason hi travis i was just wondering do you think it's acceptable for men to sit down and pee or does that automatically revoke their man card um just asking for a friend thanks bye well as long as they still have some balls i think they still get the man card i don't know if there's a disqualification for anything out there unless they want to be i don't really know how that works but either way whatever their preferences absolutely not i would have i would have removed their man card no what man can't sit down and pee sometimes you're tired sometimes you just want to sit on the toilet yeah sometimes it's a false alarm you don't have to take a shit now you're just pissing there you go sometimes in the middle of the night i don't want to have to turn on the lights yeah in other words when you get up in the middle of the night you don't want to turn the lights on because you don't want to fully wake up and you just hear piss hitting the floor and you're like god damn it i've never experienced that you've never experienced that no man i've i've definitely you missed the seat though and everything i mean i've said stop saying it's frequent but it's happened yeah no i get it i get it ain't nothing wrong with it it's a toilet it has a seat on it there's nothing unmanly about taking a taking a old sit i think i got a bad back yeah i don't know maybe i want to keep fucking i want to scroll and see if something hits so something hits me while i'm scrolling listen i got four kids you know how many sit down peas i take i'm enjoying this pee no no wonder dad took so many shits when we were kids i would read the entire town clancy magazine i don't withhold from man cards from people that sit down not i'm not big on revoking man cards period but yeah same especially if you're a man all right that wraps up another edition of heights hotline we'll have some more bonus content for you all in march so stay tuned to what it might be that's right once again new heights a wondery show follow it on all social media um follow the show on all social media add new high show with 1s and thank you to our production and crew again for getting us some much needed bonus content and a very fun bonus episode this was hilarious um to the young gentleman uh seeking advice to dating a woman please call back it we we want to know how this goes make sure you put tons of axe body spray on tons it always works loaded every time load it up go under the shirt too go under the shirt fresh maker justin king nice to the 92 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