Heights Hotline | Ohio’s Worst Drivers, College Advice, and Beard Maintenance

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I'm going to go ahead and put Jason's phone number in the comments of this episode. You can call him directly about all those. Welcome back to this bonus episode of New Heights. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a wondry show. If you didn't know, we're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. This is my brother, Jason Kelsey. And we want to make sure you guys know, subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. Follow the show on social media at New Heights Show with 1S. Jason, tell the people what's coming up on this bonus episode of New Heights. On today's bonus episode, we are going to be checking the Heights hotline to answer your off-topic, off-season questions. Let's get right into it right now. All righty. Hotline suggestions. Hey, guys. Ooh, hey. Who do you think has the worst drivers here? In Ohio? Do you think it's Cincinnati, Columbus, or Cleveland? And feel free to share any experiences you've had driving. All right. Have a good day. Okay, Brandon. Let's do a quick census check on which city has the highest percentage of females. You're sick. The old Ed Kelsey. This is hammering home stereotypes. All right. We're just kidding, folks. That's a joke. I'll be completely honest. Kylie is a much better driver than me. That was 100% just a joke. Don't be getting your panties in a bunch. All right. Here we go. Where are we going to go with Heights hotline? Okay. So Cleveland, Columbus, or Cincinnati? I feel like Cleveland's good. Cleveland's a very good driving town. You're used to very extreme weather conditions. You're used to terrible roads, so you got to be on your piece. There's potholes everywhere. They don't even fix the roads in Cleveland. I came to Philly. I'm like, why is there so much construction? That's like, oh, I went back to Cleveland. I'm like, they actually just fixed the roads in Philadelphia. And even in Philly, it's terrible compared to most cities. Cleveland, I mean, I love Cleveland to death. It is. So you got you kind of like. You have to be a good driver in Cleveland. Columbus, a lot of youth, a lot of youths. And typically, youths are not the best drivers. They're taking chances. Yeah. The majority of my accidents and dumbass driving happened when I was really younger. Yes. Yes. Especially in my college years. And then Cincinnati, you got a bunch of you're getting closer to that Mason Dixon line where you're getting these guys. It tends to be you're going to have your souped up trucks. They got moonshine in the bag. You're going to have you're going to have your ATVs going all the way through the city and shit like. So I'm kind of. I think it's I think it's definitely between Columbus and Cincinnati. But I'm going to say Columbus just because there's just more young people. Yeah, I would say Columbus. You got young people. You got alcohol all over the place. You got. You know, it's congestion. Yeah, there is two bad combinations right there. Yeah. So I'll go Columbus. Can we look up where or how many accidents are? Is this. Yeah. Can we look this up? Let's look this up. Let's see how close we were. So what I've got in front of me is the actual city in Ohio for worst drivers is Dayton. Yeah. I mean, we got a limited to Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati. Yeah, you guys got limited. But Dayton is number one, followed by Cleveland. In Columbus, Dayton is actually the second worst city in the country. Pretty sure. Hang the banner. They also invented the traffic light in Cleveland, Ohio. That's a random bit of factoid that I do know for some reason. What? What are they using to determine the worst drives? Is it percentage per capita? Is it just overall accidents? It's tickets. It's DUIs. And. Insurance claims, I believe, are the three factors put in there. Yeah, but it's like there's a lot of people in the Cleveland metropolitan area and like whatever. So people are just filing for insurance claims. I mean, come on. Let's not go crazy. I mean, some of those are probably legit. And listen, I don't know if you've ever been to Dayton, but. I have not been to Dayton. Is it nice? A lot of drinking. You're going to do a lot of drinking if you live in Dayton. You know what I mean? There's not much happening. Yeah. Just trying to have a good time here. So wait, which one is the worst? Yeah. Shout out the Flyers, baby. What's up? Actually, Cleveland is the worst. That's what we're saying. Amongst those three. Cleveland out of. Yeah. Cleveland. What is what is the. What's the biggest city? It's the biggest city. So most of the most. I think it's actually this. Well, this is why you need to know the most. Cleveland's actually the smallest of the three major cities in Ohio. If you are just factoring in the city limits. Cleveland has a smaller geographic limit than Columbus and Cincinnati. But if you factor in the. Metropolitan area of Cleveland, Cleveland is a bigger, like, metropolitan population. That's at least used to be Columbus. Columbus is the biggest city in Ohio. It has been for some time. If you are only including the city limits of Columbus. So in Cincinnati, Cleveland's third. There's no north side. That's why. Actually. Oh, wait, I got, I got some math here, Jason. I got you some math. Here's according to Fox eight.com Beaver Creek located. East of Dayton was the city with the worst drivers in the state with 28.8 incidents per 1,000 drivers. Shout out to Derek Wolf. That is a no brainer. The city with the second worst was Delaware for a thousand hours. And then Lakewood, Hamilton, and Dublin Lakewood. Okay. Hamilton and Dublin. I mean, we're really just looking for Cleveland, Cincinnati, Columbus. Okay. And the city with the best drive. The city with the best. The best drivers in Ohio was mentor located east of Cleveland. Makes a lot of sense. They're following rules out there. Yeah. So the losers here are Dayton. Yeah. Alrighty. Discipline football team right there. They're following the rules. The most reported car was Suzuki's. I don't know. What the fuck are y'all doing in Ohio? They haven't made those in like 20 years. What are you doing? Well, how's a bit behind the times for the most part. Yeah. I mean, it's, I wouldn't say it's like, like, it's just, you know, sounds like an affordable car, affordable car. And Ram drivers had the worst incident rates among vehicles makes on Ohio roads for sure. The more, you know, the more, you know, that since I don't know that I saw many Rams in Cleveland growing up, no Dodge caravans, not Dodge Rams. All right. Are we doing another one? I don't know. That was, yeah, let's do, let's do, let's do a couple more since we got to cut the one that was guys, if you're watching this, there was a phone call that was cut. That was too dark. And I'll let you guys just play around your mind with what that was. Sorry. Let's do some UC recommendations. UC recommendations. Let me find that real quick. Hi guys. My name is Sarah and I will be attending the university of Cincinnati in the fall. I am heading there with my best friend for a college visit for a few days. And I was wondering what spots recommend I go to while I'm there. Thanks a lot guys. Go chief. Man. It's so hard. hard because it's changed so much. Yeah, but one thing has to be said. hasn't changed and that's adriaticos great point i thought you were gonna say uncle woody's which has well it kind of has changed it's changed from the original adriaticos but it is now still the same pizza it's delicious in a nicer establishment but it's still the same pizza man god damn that shit's good uh so you can always go to adriaticos it's on campus you get some pizza you get a good feel of the campus you get to see clifton which has a like a ridiculous amount of shit on it compared to when we were there um and uh yeah i get some good food i would say if you're going there in the summer or you're going that means you're probably not 21 not going to recommend any bars but woody's is probably the best dive bar that you could uh you could hit up there um what do you think jason did she say how old she was i missed the front end of that did she say no i just assumed i just assumed she said she's going there in the fall she sounded like it was grad school she sounded older right she didn't sound like an 18 year old am i like stereotyping this no you are but i think you might be right she definitely she sounded older but what she said was so i just assumed that she was younger undergrad fair enough either way if you're going bars um we were big uncle woody's people it's not owned by a different group like i don't know who owns it now um it's not um laurie anymore um laurie and john uh i don't know is steak and lemonade still there i i kind of like would love to go get some steak oh my god oh it's please steak and lemonade please be there if it's still there right now it has to bro that that place fucking crust short vine has changed so much but like martino's steak and lemonade oh martino's go get you some sparky wings at martino's it's one of the best steak dude pittsburgh steak salad they put french fries on it very very good establishment good family good family that owns it too um i i don't for some reason i feel like steak and lemonade isn't there anymore i think dude they've all got pushed out because there's been so much development no it hasn't it is still up and running baby stick lemonade dude we're we're definitely we're over hyping it we're over hyping it i know we're not but it's delicious everybody's gonna go over there fuck did they just do but you are going to take one bite out of that chicken but if you like fried regular steak oh man everything it's got it's got all fried chicken cheese steaks the uh that you they have but the real treat the reason everybody went there is for that they call them lemonades but it's basically like kool-aid basically like they have like the traditional lemonade but they have all these different flavors oh dude so good i fucking love this damn place they have these mix these like flavors of the lemonades in with like the milkshake do you remember this travis i mean it's fucking unreal it'd be like a swirl going down this milkshake of course i remember this shit dude are we going get this shit every goddamn day it's it's like a straight up fast track to diabetes but it is so fun it's not this is not what a college athlete should be eating but it is exactly what a college athlete should be eating it's like it's just the perfect mixture of fucking deliciousness viral fruit cow that's new fruit cakes i don't remember that do they not have the milkshakes anymore i've never seen those no they i don't know if they yeah there they are dude i used to get the strawberry like they had all these flavors but it wasn't like a standard like strawberry milkshake it like had like a swirl in it it was whatever the lemonades though oh the slushies still crack still crack um can't be lemonade for making this is hidden gem uh there's also a lot of other very good brokers kroger's like a goddamn it's like super center now dude over there is crazy make sure you hit up the kroger right there on campus it's real nice now it's real nice now kroger has stepped up their game uh you can also get some garage beers while you're at anyways uh what's um martino's steak and lemon adriaticos all three bangers the buffalo wild wings we would always go to they had a b-dubs i'm trying to relate the specific spots go ahead sorry no i can't remember what the the hall was the dining hall oh you're talking about stadium view stadium view dining hall no the one that was up the hill with the cat with the chick-fil-a in it they had a chick-fil-a in a dining hall yeah i don't remember that i mean it's like the main dining hall for everybody oh you're talking about um that that was like a food court that wasn't a cafeteria yeah um where the fuck was that oh it was right there in the middle of the campus it wasn't in the building that the subway was in i can't remember the hall there was another spot that i was thinking of too yeah you get that subway right there in the middle of campus across the the walkways the uh the cafeteria where you can get chick-fil-a and stuff you just get a good feel of the campus right there in the middle of it by the stadium i would recommend going down um what's that skyline called right there i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not i'm trying to remember right on campus it's like right you go down clifton oh my gosh the cliff started with m sorry you're talking about the street but there was like a specific name for that skyline it was the first one ever it's an iconic thing in cincinnati you'll probably hate it to be honest with you like i mean i love skyline but most people not from cincinnati do not like skyline i would say is it the ludlow the ludlow skyline no it's what is this little area for sure jefferson ave it is i mean it's ludlow that's what is the ludlow skyline for sure that's like the first i believe the first skyline ever it's like kind of feels like you're in a diner like very old school vibe if you are 21 and you're at the bars it's a great late hours you know it'll definitely taste good at that point um if you're 21 that's right that's right that's right that's right there's another good spot right down there in that clifton area and i'm trying to think of it what was the oh man we're really being put to the test on our there's also so many other spots that have popped up now that we're just not not even hip to no we're not hip we're not hip to this is all this is all pre-2013 like we're on the one side of campus forever so it was always like hey it's either mcdonald's domino's martino's steak and lemonade that was kind of what we subsisted on for seriously three years and then i got food stamps and i went five dollar that's right well there's our recommendations i hope you enjoy can't go wrong just make sure you keep your whereabouts well no it's good now it's good now it's completely changed yeah all right good call all right where are we at here last one i know it's quick i know i know this one's going to be quick we get this one all the time though hi this is leo and i was just wondering what kind of products you guys use for your beards they are so spectacular wow they always seem so nicely groomed and you guys look very nice all the time just wondering if y'all use anything special jojoba oil shea butter the works like what's going on did leo say hubba oil hubba oil i've never heard of that all right well trav i don't know trav do you want to go i i don't i don't i mean i the one thing i do to my beard consistently is i i trim i'd use the trimmer to like catch all the like the pieces that are like kind of sticking out yeah the loose ends i do that to kind of keep it a little bit more shaped um and then to make sure i get the mustache line down on top love it love it yeah i mean but in terms of like washing it and stuff i'll just wash it with the shampoo i don't i the reason i have a beard is to do less maintenance like i don't have a beard like i didn't you know what i mean i didn't get a beard to be like hey let me tack on more shit to do to my face like the reason i have this just because i'm too lazy to fucking shave every day like i'm not then gonna go do all this other fucking shit like i thought you were like hiding your face you said one time you well that's another perk that's another perk for sure i don't have to see my chin but i think i think it's more because i don't want to have to do anything like the thought of having to shave every day is would drive me fucking crazy yeah dude i'm right there with you i think one of the bets that we do should end up being you have to shave okay well we can do that at a later let me lose a little bit more weight before we do that but i will condone that we gotta wait on jason to lose weight let me get a little bit more tan let me get a little more tan well it's not gonna be that much i can do that in like two weeks okay i will say though it does look better when i do do stuff to it and by me i mean when there are wonderful hair uh and makeup people on set or like at the games that will put like beard oil oh dude what so do you know oh wow you use beard oil i was wondering why you look so nice i don't know why you look so nice i don't know why you look so nice i don't on this shit. I don't. no you do if if they're putting it on you you use it no they use it i'm a vehicle for them using it i don't use it i've never i've never put it in but they will and sometimes i mean some of them don't have it but when some of them do have it i'm like it actually looks pretty good that's too funny well there you go we gotta we gotta get that beard oil because your your beard is shining on tv there we go well the problem is i will not put it in because i'm not going to take the time to do it but the people want to know what you're using not using anything on the podcast for that's for damn sure i'm assuming they're talking about this and that wraps up another edition of the heights hotline we have some more bonus content for you all in april so stay tuned to what that might be once again no heights is a wondery show if you didn't know follow the show on all social media at new height show with one s for fun clips throughout the week i'm sure we'll have just a few from this week's episode and thanks to our production and crew for always looking out for us and making our job easier and thank you to the 92 percenters for always tuning in even on a special edition of heights hotline see you guys We'll be right back.