519: Hegseth's Doomsday Plan, Transgender Fascism, & why Taco Bell is America

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Come see us live few tickets left for the Wilbur next weekend in Boston. We've added a fourth show there. Um, Carnegie music call in Pittsburgh, PA, then we're in Philly Rochester, New York, Toronto, San Diego San Francisco Reno, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, New York, Chicago, Austin, Dallas, Chandler Arizona, Morticom, go to Tim Dylan comedy.com, grab tickets for those. My costume, if you are listening, and you should check out the video on this one, folks, it's worth it. My costume is Lindsay Clancy Graham, a fusion of two American icons, one living one dead. Uh, Lindsay Clancy, of course, America's mother, um, a woman who, uh, after suffering from some postpartum type things, um, murdered three of her children, and then was rightly, uh, celebrated for that. Because she shined light on an important issue, which is sort of the neglected, you know, people being neglected by the healthcare system. And so we celebrated her on the show and continued to obviously, um, and I believe she was acquitted, and I'm happy about that, and I pray that she never sees the inside of a jail cell, because I think she is sort of a heroic person. Many women around their country shared in that few and would go out and protested and took their children, which was a beautiful and amazing. And they, you know, took their children to support Lindsay and they explained to their children on the way we're going to see this woman who killed her children, and that's wrong. I won't do it. But we're gonna just go and support her because she was sad when she did it and she was ignored and no one need, no one should feel like that. And she strangled her children with exercise equipment and Lindsey Graham. Long time friend of the show Israel Senator, uh, America's greatest ally Lindsey Graham died. We don't know how we think Putin blew him up in a Ukrainian drone. We don't know factory. We kind of guessed that or they poisoned him or something. Um, Lindsey Graham, uh, the closeted gay Senator who spent his entire life arguing for the destruction of, um, places. And the death of children and their families and so both of these figures I felt it was a very American costume to kind of slam them together. Two people that we celebrate for different reasons, but the main reason is killing and death, which is I think a sacrament in our country. It shouldn't be. By the way, I'm hearing and you're hearing I'm not hearing anything that you don't know, but apparently after the midterms we're going full Gaza in Iran, we're going off. Supposedly, I'm hearing that's why the Pentagon orders basis to plan for 90 days off the grid. If we get hit with some cyber attacks and these bases need to just be self sustaining for 90 days, because we are engaged in a much wider war. After these midterms, whether Republicans are going to get walloped, um, they're going to turn the heat up on Iran. I think that's what they're saying. They're coming out and telling everyone that Europe's like a stockpile food. I think some of that has to do with Russia and Ukraine. Obviously, but you know, all of this is about to get really interesting and we're being prepared for a big escalation. Now, whether that comes or not, we're being prepared for it. And by the way, I love either like stockpile food and prepare for 90 days. I get it if you're in the military, but folks, people don't have the will to live now. So if it gets much worse, I have no idea. Do you think people have 90 days of stockpiled food in them? Do you think I barely know 10 people that have the will to go a week? If DoorDash goes down, I will kill myself that night. I will kill myself that night. Do you think people in this economy are going to do 90 days with no electricity and and go back to the time of the pilgrims and start. Like, no, we watch those novelty videos of people cooking old-timey food recipes for fun. No one's planning to do that. Life's not worth it. No offense. But life isn't really worth going like I'm going to really like if things get much worse for a lot of people, they're out. They're checking out. Sorry. I don't know what you thought. What do you think of a bunch of people that are like, I'm staying here no matter what. No, no, the grid goes down, massive cyber attacks, making your own food, dealing with hordes of zombie people trying to kill you. Do you have 90 days of that in you? Think realistically how many days you have of that in you. Six, four, not 90. Nobody has 90 days of an apocalyptic film in them. They just don't. They might have a little bit of COVID in them where they, you know, locked themselves in, they still get their food. We make door dashers and Uber Eats people first responders, you know, and let them go out and die delivering us burritos or whatnot. That people can handle, but if we're talking like we're in a major war, we're getting attacked on a homeland, cyber attacks are knocking things off the grid. Man, I don't know what the hell you think's going on. Nothing. I don't know too many, but I get it if you have kids and you're like, I want to live for them, but, but a lot of people are not even having them. I love my cat, but I'm telling you around day three, I'm going to go, you're on your own here. Like, you know, once his electric litter box, his self cleaning litter box stops working, he's done. We're done. Let's set up a life for people that they are really, really going to work that hard to hold on to. So now on the, on the far conspiratorial end, they're like, hey, are we going to just attack ourselves because they're going to lose the midterms is like Trump and Hegs out there all these guys just going to like maybe BB or somebody, maybe they all get together and do something wacky. I don't know. I think they're going to escalate the Iran war to the point that you might see Russian trying to kind of get involved and you might see the break out of World War three within a couple of weeks. I hope not. Hey, hope not. Wish that was not the case. Hope it's not the case, but you could see that Trump might say to himself, it's time now to go all out and they're going to Gaza. I ran. They're just going to go and indiscriminately bomb the infrastructure of that country. I'm talking about war crime after war crime after war crime to the point where it cannot be a functional country. And that is probably what's going to happen. An American credibility is not going to recover from this. And it, which is, this is all ironic because I just read an article the other day, by the way, that we're the golden age of public safety. So it is kind of funny that like murders have dropped, crime has dropped, you know, obviously you read about everything now and then something horrible happening, which is terrible. But like if you look at where we are in America right now, it's pretty safe. You know, we've got bad areas and they're really bad. But like, you know, like you look at after 2020, there was a lot of defund the police, crime went up, murder spiked, then they started to get rid of those policies and start going back to like, okay, let's have cops and let's prosecute criminals. And then you know, you started to see vast improvements in like the cities, the urban areas with crime. So it is, we are, it is safe. You walk around, not all big cities, a lot of big cities have certain areas that are problems. But on the whole, you know, the rate of violent crime, excluding simple assault, decline 25% from 9.9 per 1,000 people, age 12 or older in 2024. 7.4 per 1,000 in 2025. So it's about a quarter down. The annual rate of simple assault also decline along with just about every other category of crime, fewer rapes, fewer robberies, fewer incidents of vandalism. We're an older country too. Now the average age of an American, I think it's like 40. It's not 20. And as people get up the average age of an American, as people get older, they commit less crime. They're just tired. What's the average age of an American, 39, what, 39? Yeah. The median age of the US population is 39.4. Yep, dude, people are tired, people are tired, 40 year olds are committing less crime. That's true. They just are 40 year olds are not committing a ton of crime. 17 year olds are out there committing crime, but, you know, 40 year olds are tired. And they're like, whatever. And here's the thing. In anything you're trying to climb a ladder, so if you're a criminal when you're young, you're like, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be scar face. I'm gonna be the man. And then once you get to 40, you're like, that didn't shake out like that. I thought I was gonna be a kingpin, didn't work. Not exactly, you know, you don't become the dawn. So you know, there's not too many 40 year olds starting out in crime. You know, there's probably 40 year olds that are like, I guess that didn't work. So what is very funny is, so the country is much safer. You got to look at this because this is kind of interesting. The country is much safer, murders down, felony, robberies, rape or down. Country is much safer. And then the government just keeps coming out and going, all right. So you guys, you do have to prepare to die though. You do have to get ready to stockpile, you should be stockpiling food. Go, what do you mean? The country is safer. Yeah. Yeah. But we're gonna, we're going into World War three. There's absolutely no reason for this. It's so funny that we're living at a time when crime is dropping. People are older and instead of figuring out how to just take advantage of this period of relative calm in most places and a lot of places. We're gonna go in a start world war three. It just feels crazy. Feels crazy. They're like, hey, we're trying to go to Russia into nuking us because there's not enough street crime to keep people on their toes. So they're like, we're just trying to, we're trying to get Russia to nukes. That's the whole Ukraine war has just been trying to get Russia to use a nuclear weapon. It's the entire Ukraine war. It's like when we don't want them to negotiate, we sent all of these people to Zelensky. Don't negotiate. Don't keep fighting. Hundreds of thousands of people are dead, millions of people are dead, every war ever ends with a treaty, some type of agreement, an exchange of territory, all of it. It always ends like that. But we will only accept total victory in the Ukraine. What does that look like? We don't know. We don't know. Just keep killing. Your kids can keep dying. Total victory. Let's just keep going. Keep giving weapons. We don't have any weapons. By the way, we're replenishing stockpiles now because it gave a bunch of weapons to Israel and it gave a bunch of weapons to the Ukraine. So what we're trying to do is just basically telling the Ukraine to keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting. And now Trump's cuts him back deal with Putin or whatever, but like there is no victory there. The only victory is going to be some deal, some deal where Putin gets some of those northern regions that Donbass, Lugansk, whatever, those northern regions and wait out Putin, hope he dies one day and then try to use some other leverage to, but at the end of the day, the Ukraine's very possible Russia will use a nuclear weapon eventually in that conflict. It's 1,000% possible, they're going to do it and, you know, and then we'll see. So this is why they're coming out and they're going by the way because nobody's like trying to stop anything. Everybody's like, yeah, fuck it, fuck it. Fightin. See what happens. Let's keep pushing people. See what we're going to carpet on my ran. See what happens. Let's get the Hegseth video up where he's, he says, the Pentagon's 90 day plan, if US power grids go dark, apparently they're afraid of these power grids going dark and that means by the way, the power grids go dark and this could, do you realize how gnarly things get almost immediately like in a matter of hours and we hope they don't go dark in a matter of hours, things get really weird, dude, I was, I lived in New York during hurricane Sandy. And where I come from in Long Island was destroyed a lot of parts of Long Island were destroyed. And I was living in hell's kitchen in the middle of Manhattan and we never lost power. And I was just kind of rewatching Breaking Bad and eating at the frozen yogurt shop next to my tenement apartment. I lived in one of those old buildings, those five story walk ups. And every day I would just lay in my bed and eat frozen yogurt and watch Breaking Bad. But I would, you know, the scenes from where I grew up were terrible and the two people I live with were like, husband and wife would go back to Staten Island and do some charity. I think they were stealing from it. They were not honest people. It doesn't matter. But they went to help quote on quote some charity in Staten Island. And I was just home at, but I was talking to people that were in different parts in New York City and a lot of downtown lost power and it was weird. When power goes and things go off the grid, people start acting strange and strange people start showing up. They're not from the area. So one hopes it doesn't, it doesn't get there. But here's Pete Hegseth and again, this is a very comforting, he makes me feel comfortable. And here he is talking about what happens if the US electrical grid fails because I guess of a massive cyber attack. And here he is. Here he is. Friend of friends of the show, Pete Hegseth. An adversary takes down the grid by cyber attack, by sabotage or by any means, our bases stay lit. Our aircraft keep flying. Our command centers never go dark. Each base. Okay. Okay. Just how about this? Stop doing the things that are making the people hit the energy grid. Stop doing those things. It's kind of simple, stop antagonizing people where they feel the need to take out our energy grid. Your, you have the choice. If an adversary takes out our energy grid, we'll stop it. Stop doing all of that. And maybe they won't hear keep playing this. This would maintain its own off grid power supply, along with big stock piles of weapons and fuel to last for at least 90 days. Factories would switch to wartime weapons production, and key military leaders would be moved to a secure complex at Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. A broader idea of having 90 days, US military. Hey, want this back? Just a time delivery. Just pause this for a while. You can tell how bad they want this. I mean, these, but we are so fucked. We are so unbelievably fucked. These people want this so badly. The idea that they can go into like tunnels and they go to secret, you know, military installations under mountains like they have been preparing for this their entire life. They would like nothing more than to declare martial law and go underground. By the way, and I pray to God, it doesn't happen. But these guys because they've, they're running out now of options. This is kind of that Hail Mary. This is the end of the end like, there's no more persuading anymore. There's the charms the charm offensive hasn't worn, has worn thin. They are going to go underground. They're going to go underground and they're going to leave JD Vance to die. JD Vance will be kept out of the tunnel and he will be left to be killed. He will be the only one above ground of this government. I'm telling you right now, JD Vance will be above ground waiting to get nook. And everyone else will be in a tunnel. These people, the way they are showing this and the way they are describing it, you can tell they want it there, they're into it. They're like, we'd be in a tunnel under Cheyenne Mountain running the country like they built all this shit for a reason. That's the other scary thing. They didn't build this to not use it. You don't put a pool in the yard, not to go swimming, so they have a labyrinth of secret underground military bases and all of these tunnels to connect them. And they have all of this high powered weaponry and capability to produce weaponry, they have it to use. They have it to use. So if things go left, I don't mean politically, I mean like if it goes bad, if we get, you know, if we do get some serious cyber attacks, then they're going underground like immediately. You're not even, you will see a press conference from Trump in a tunnel. That might be coming sooner than you think a subterranean press conference from the president of the United States in the middle of the earth. You'll just see Trump standing there and the backdrop will be dark rock and he'll be in the middle of a secret base somewhere. Oh my God. And you'll be watching it somehow. I don't know the grids fail. So I don't know the fuck you're watching it. But someone else, somebody have a generator going over there and watch it. Hey, you got a generator. I want to go watch the Trump press conference. Does he look cool? And his fans, his fans will still like it. His fans won't turn on him even then people will watch him in a underground tunnel while we are under nuclear attack and go, you know, we really looks presidential. He's really doing it, you know, fucking lib duds. It doesn't matter what you're in, you're in, even when he's sitting there in the fucking bunker, whilst missiles rain on our cities, hopefully that's not the case. Hopefully that's not the case. We'll just finish this up. So, let's see, only a few more seconds. And minimum stockpiling in the 1990s and 2000s, so as a result, many of the things on these lists are going to have to be purchased and stowed on the basis. Experts agree America's next major war could reach US soil through cyber attacks, drones and long-range weapons, particularly in a potential conflict with China. And if that happens, ports and rail systems could be some of the most vulnerable targets, something not covered by the Fortress Initiative. The Chinese and Russian study that, and that's who they're preparing to attack. That's where they're doing operational preparation battlefield. The Pentagon's plan would cost billions of dollars and take years to implement. There are about 200 major military installations across the continental United States. In Washington, Jennifer Griffin, Fox News. I'll keep this quick. Well, there we go. There is, there is the plan, I think, James Tallerico, I wonder if he'll win. I've always said that I think he could win because he does seem like an elf. And I think we're getting right now a little bit more into sort of a token universe where we are going to sort of identify kind of our politicians will resemble sort of nithical creatures that we view as good. And I do think that Tallerico has sort of an L-fish, L-fish, L-fish, L-fish, L-fish. I think it's sort of an L-fish quality that people associate with goodness. Get up Ken Paxton, get up the face of Ken Paxton. Yes, so Ken Paxton, yes, if you just get his face up, Ken Paxton has a quality to him of total and absolute scumbag just in the face. And his face, he kind of doesn't have a chin, his chin begins to melt into his neck, which is sort of an orc quality. Get up Lord of the Rings orc and hit image. Get up Lord of the Rings orc and hit image and just see orc orc orc. And yeah, see that, bring that up, make that big. This is similar quality of the face, obviously, that's me that's making an angry face at orc. But if you get up Ken Paxton again, you could see sort of like a, yeah, right there, yeah, sort of a similar Elon Musk spending a lot of money in the midterm, Elon, here's the thing. I don't know Elon. I met Elon once at a New Year's Eve party in Austin many years ago when Joe had just moved and I went there and there was only a few people there. And he was an amiable nice guy and he made some dad jokes. I was there, you know, like an hour and a half or something. And it was just like a New Year's day and he spends a lot of time in Austin and he was just kind of, you know, Lex Friedman was there. It was like, there's a handful of people and it was just kind of a very low fi New Year's party. And he seemed like a fun guy made some dad jokes, but you know, I'm uncomfortable with the amount of control he wants over human life on earth. I think that's fair to say no offense, obviously if you see this, but also I think he's too rich to live here. He's a trillionaire and he's too rich to live here. I don't think you can live in a country with a trillion dollars any country. I think you have to move. You're not going to want to listen to any government when you have a trillion dollars. Now, whether he should or shouldn't have a trillion dollars, he shouldn't, but whatever. Like let's just deal with the facts as they are. You cannot live under any government if you're a trillionaire. I have relatively little money compared to Elon Musk. I don't really think about parking tickets. I get parking tickets a lot in New York. I don't care. I pay him. It doesn't matter. I don't view the law. I don't look at alternate side parking. It doesn't matter to me. That law doesn't exist to me because I have enough money to ignore the parking law because it is cheaper than putting the car in a garage overnight. If I had a trillion dollars, do you have any idea the laws I would ignore? Do you have any idea the laws I wouldn't think applied to me if I had one trillion dollars? A lot of that money was tied up in contracts with the government and they needed some of the technology that I produced to defend themselves. That's the thing. We're in this thing now where the government needs the technology that these tech companies are producing to defend itself against other hostile powers like China. So the government is in this weird position where like these guys are like, hey man, we are the government. We're, you know, we're the actual government. We're the ones producing the technology that's going to allow you to stay alive, to stay in power. So why are you the government again? Well, you know, we have the Bill of Rights. What? Shut up. We're going to introduce a new race of humanoid robots. They don't get a Bill of Rights. The fuck did they get? They're not getting a Bill of Rights. What are you nuts? We have factories in Southern California of drones. We're not getting a Bill of Rights. Elon Musk said, how many robots are coming? Does he think? Bring that up. Elon Musk said he estimates there's going to be a certain number of robots, humanoid robots that like, kind of appear to be human. He said he predicts, now he might be wrong. You know, Elon Musk predicts one billion robots without produce humanity in 10 years. So you're going to have one billion robots, okay? They don't get a constitution. That's what these people are worried about. They're worried about the robot. They don't fuck, you can't fuck about you with your healthcare and your knee. You care about your knee. You should have walked more. They don't care about your fucking, you can't get in to get a knee operate. They have, the people are coming to replace you like tomorrow. You know, like it's, it's, it's, this is why these people, these people, they never cared about immigration. They don't care. They don't, they don't, they're not worried about the American workforce. It is hilarious. It is hilarious to imagine that any of these tech guys were like, well, we've got a lot of immigrants coming in and maybe that's depressing the wages and, you know, immigration's good. But, you know, if you bring in a lot of people, you could negatively impact the power of the workers in America. They don't care about any of that. They're bring, they want to, the billion robots. They want a billion robots in 10 years. They don't care. It was a marriage of convenience. They needed to drape a lot of this stuff. They wanted to do in the flag and in Christianity. That's right. Peter Teales in Argentina and talking about the devil all the time. He knows that if he, if he cloaks all of this stuff in religiosity, specifically Christianity, he's going to get, because again, just remember, there's still the appearance of democracy in this country for about another five minutes, okay. About another five, there's for another five to 10 minutes, we have the appearance of democracy in this country. So these people still have to kind of pretend, you know, like, no, this is good for everyone. The data centers are good. They're, they're good. They're a universal good. It doesn't matter. Yes. They use a lot of water. We're over hydrated. We're over hydrated country. It's true. That is true. People do drink too much water. It's a fact. People drink a lot of water. They think it's healthy. I drink a lot of water. I think it's healthy. It doesn't. 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So you want to spend what 100 million on the midterms because he knows he'll start to get investigated the minute they lose the midterms. Whatever he's done, when he went into doge and started firing everybody, you know, inside Elon Musk's $276 million midterm rescue mission. He went all in. This guy went all in. He's quietly funneled more than 200. I don't know how quietly it is. By the way, it's hilarious. The New York Times like Elon Musk is quietly funneled quite hasn't been quietly more than 276 million in Republican groups and his super PACs since the start of July building a huge turnout operation to help the party battle headwinds in the midterm election. He's the richest guy in the world. He's the largest known donor in the midterms. Yeah, I mean, I think eventually a guy like that is going to have to leave the country because he's just got too much money and I think he's going to realize that when the midterms, this is my prediction. I'm going to go out on a limb here and I could be wrong. I predict that when the midterms happen and the Democrats, if they do slaughter the Republicans, very good chance. Elon Musk thinks about and I'm not going to predict thinking about because no one can know whether that's right or not. I think he leaves the country. I think Elon Musk maybe leaves the country. I don't know where he goes. He'll still have his business here. But I'm wondering if he leaves the country. He's got a trillion dollars. He went all in with one party and now it's not like the Democrats have a huge problem with the Iran war either and they need tech stuff too. And the whole anthropic crowd is well ex obama employees. So it's not like there is no group of people. No one's going to put Elon Musk in jail per se. But I don't know. You're going to see investigations and, you know, he might lose some contracts and having quote long-eyed investigating the world's richest man, senior Democrats are mulling how a range of panels could target Musk and a huge swath of his businesses. He might just skedaddle. He might leave the country. You might start seeing that now. And this is when you know things they're getting really interesting is like some of these guys that go really hard for one party and then fund that party, get that party elected and then run around the government, you know, playing president for a few months, which is what that guy did. They're going to they might have to just skedaddle when the next party comes in. This is how states fail. By the way, it's like one party when they get elected, they try to arrest everyone. Look at Brazil. Brazil, you know, Lula wins Bolsonaro flees and goes to Miami. You know, like Lula was in jail for a long time and then he's back. So what's the two parties start imprisoning each other? And they're not really parties as we understand them. They're just factions or power factions and one as the upper hand and starts imprisoning the other one. It goes back and forth until one party holds power and maintains it and says, fuck it. I'm not leaving because if I leave, I'm going to jail. And that's how you slide into like a fascist situation or communist situation depends who ends up during musical chairs depends on who goes, hey, I'm not leaving. I'm not going. I'm not going to go because if I leave, I'm going to get investigated and potentially put in jail. So if I, I'm not leaving, I'm not going anywhere. It is interesting to see what's going to happen. The midterms are what November second. Where is Tolerico in the polymarket verse packs? And I think Tolerico's favorite to win 70 to 30. Wow. 70 L 30 or. Interesting. Polymarket's got 70% to kind of Tolerico's L fish. Kind of liberal Christian thing and then 30% to kind of Ken Paxton's kind of like a little fascistic or like pragmatism. Ah, I like it. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, the midterms are really, I wonder who's going to win money on that. If Paxton wins you, I guess you win a lot of money because the odds are low. But I think Paxton is going down. But you never know, it is Texas. It's going to be a tight race. But like, I think the momentum is with Tolerico, but who knows? Doesn't really, it's not, nothing is clear until when is this November second? Yeah. Or when is it the third? Do you know what the midterms are? The second, the third? Does Paxton market tell me when the midterms are actually? Oh, November third. Yeah. Well, November third will find out. This is a story, by the way, that I wanted to talk about because it has something that every single person in this country can get behind one part of this story. Transgender. So some people like that, neo-Nazi, some people like that, accused of plotting mass shooting at Hindu temple. A lot of people like that. In Chicago suburb, some people like that will receive gender transition hormones. Some people love that in jail, some people like that. So you have a transgender neo-Nazi accused of plotting mass shooting at a Hindu temple in a Chicago suburb, but he will receive gender transition hormone injections in jail, the judge rules. And there's, by the way, if you cannot find one coupling of words to like in that, get out the fuck out of here. This is a story for everybody. A Cook County judge ordered the 19 year old Palantine, Illinois Taco Bell cashier. Oh my God, this is like a story from like the dark recesses of my mind. This is like a story that this is like AI wrote a story having like a neural link chip in my head. A Cook County judge ordered the 19 year old Palantine, Illinois Taco Bell cashier held without bail on Wednesday. After he was charged with plotting a racist mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Aurora. But the same order ensures that he will continue receiving hormone injections for gender transition while he sits in jail awaiting trial. Good looking dude will probably be a decent looking chick. Again that doesn't matter, but I do think by the way I do think and I'm all for doing whatever you want to do. But there are certain people that are just going to transition better than other people. That's like obvious. Does it mean you should a transition, but it means that some people are going to have an easier time of it, this gentleman for all his other faults, nice bone structure kind of looks like your buddy, our buddy Ruby, right, a little who's a woman. So you're going to see, you know, Alexandros Paprakas, a self described white supremacist and neo Nazi was ordered held in custody by a Cook County judge on Wednesday, October 13th as he waits trial on felony charges, stemming from an alleged plot to massacre, were shoe, were shoppers at a Hindu temple. The young kids on the internet, by the way, it's all smashing into one. So you might think like neo Nazi over here to the right transgender to the left, but and furry, I guess in the middle, but it's actually all becoming one, the young people. And that's what I like about the young people, the young people are always ahead of us. The young people are always kind of a step ahead of us. They're trans, they're Nazis, they're furries, it's all things. You see, we operate in these very rigid kind of like Gen X, millennial, put me in a bind, a box. These kids are out there, they're not kids are young adults to be fair. They're out there and they understand that there's a fluidity to their identity so they can be trans, they can be a Nazi, they can hate Indian people. It's all one with them, they don't see the borders, the lines that we do. And I got to be honest, there is something nice about that. There is something nice about people that are not constantly feeling the need to put themselves in an ideological box like millennials, millennials love a fucking box. They are rigid millennials, millennials grew up without the love from their boomer parents they thought they deserve. So millennials are in a generation of narcissists, they want to pin the ribbon on me. They had, they went to the right college and got the right internship and they have the right job and they have the right politics. Look at me and I ran the marathon and then we went to the restaurant that's Taylor Swift went to and then we vacationed to that. So that's who millennials are and millennials are all about boxes and and rigidity. And what I like about this young gentleman here, young general woman is that this is kind of throws people for loop because that kind of millennial fixation on identity, this kind of reinvents it in a kind of exciting way. Now, I don't love that he wanted to shoot a bunch of Indian people in the face. But I don't like because that's, that's a violent. But maybe play a prank on them or something, a prank or something, whatever. But like the killing I don't love. But is there any, is there any more about the story because I want to know more about this guy because this gal guy, this is the new, this is the next generation. You're going to have to start realizing in addition to transition injections, paparacus is being treated for ADHD, depression and anxiety. The judge has revealed these are your children folks. I'm sorry. No offense. These are your children and you're going to love them and this will not be rare. Your children are going to be like this. You're going to let them on the internet and you're going to turn around and they're going to be like this. There's nothing you can do about it. You're going to lose control of them. He openly identifies as a white supremacist who couldn't wait to kill Indian people or rated his home turned up an A R style rifle without a serial number loaded magazines and ammunition, a gas canister labeled with a slur aimed at South Asians points for consistency and several items depicting Nazi symbolism. This arrest Alexanderos Paparacas, the teen who faces felony chargers of making a terrorist threat and unlawfully possessing weapons allegedly left behind in manifesto, describing Indians, Jews and black people as subhumans and outlined a plot to kill as many of them as possible. He allegedly described himself in the manifesto as quote a so the a sociopathic white supremacist neo-Nazi filled with hatred, fantasizing about mass murder nearly every day and trans. Is it progress? It kind of feels like it is. We're getting away from that 2020 put everybody in a box thing and the new generation as they often do is showing us the future. The younger generation is showing us and by the end they're right. Remember during 2020 when everyone was running around in the colleges and the whatever and there were like college kids are never wrong about anything. The younger generations are always right throughout history. They've always been right. They were right about Vietnam. They're certainly right about the fact that you shouldn't have a bank account because you use the word oriental or whatever. So remember everybody is always like listen to the children. So in because I believe that and they convinced me of that I was like the children seem a little crazy. That's what I thought. I was like they seem a little nuts, but now I have seen that this was the logical conclusion of giving them a bunch of hormones and drugs and things that we really don't know what it does to them. We don't really know what these hormones do to the kids when we put them on all the trans hormones. But I like whatever this alchemy is that's cooking in this guy gal whatever I like it. This is the future. An army of Nazi trans people and their natural predator is Indians. It's the future, that's the future. That's what it is. Spend five minutes online. Spend five minutes online with people that are under 25 years old and you will understand that that is the future that we've created trans, Nazi communist fashion, it doesn't matter. Nosballs, Nazi Bolsheviks, furries, doesn't matter, they're natural. They don't like Indians. None of them do no matter what. And they're out there and they're on serious combinations of hormones and drugs and they have manifestos and you know, but I will say this. They are the next lot. This is the next logical step. IMAIT is going to simplify your supplement routine once and for all 16 supplements replaced 90 ingredients across nine major organ systems in one drink. Folks, the problem with supplements is that you think you need a cabinet full of them to feel your best, but you don't. IMAIT's daily ultimate essentials has 16 supplements in one drink for $2.61 a day. Co-founded by David Beckham and built by leading doctors and researchers, IMAIT was designed by the world's best 95% of people who tried it for 12 weeks felt more energy and that's from a clinical trial conducted by the San Francisco Research Institute. Go to IMAIT, IMAIT, health.com/tim right now or click on the link in the description and use code TIM for a free welcome kit, five free travel sachets plus 10% off your order. So I mean, we don't know what's going to happen. I hope that this team continues to be given the hormones that they need and that they are kind of shown the respect because they didn't kill anyone. That's the other thing they did not kill anybody. They were simply showing us a little bit of the future and I think this is going to be because by the way, this is the future like these are the, this is who you're going to be dealing with in the streets in five or 10 years. This is who you're going to be dealing with in the streets truly gangs of those types of kids like, like social, misfit, anti social, behavioral, disorder, whatever, armed, armed, parents gave up. or are dead? Don't have the money. These kids were raised on the internet. They were raised in these cults. They're fucking little hands are stained from crumble cookies. They're all sort of these violent, genderless science experiments running around our country with little bellies full of energy drinks. And they're going to be quite vicious, quite dangerous. And that is the future. I mean, not to be, you know, negative, which I always get accused of being, 'cause actually I find this positive and interesting, because they're just gonna kill you. Like that's the thing. They will kill you and eat you. They'll be cannibal, some of them. You know, whereas the millennials will be like, actually mom, you don't understand. Do you know what redlining was? Like that's not happening. It's not gonna happen. You're just gonna have their little hyped up on energy drinks and they're just gonna bite. Kids like this are just gonna bite. And they're gonna be on a chock full of hormones and they're just gonna, oh, it's gonna be good. So that is coming. By the way, coming soon with theater near you, absolutely, 1,000% is coming. This is not a rarity. Don't think it is. Do not think for one second that because you're gonna go wait. Trans and anotcy? Huh? Yeah, all together. There's gonna be a lot because rat, you're gonna rat a class from one side to the other side. I know a bunch of people that were like, weirdly like Antifa, Jason, and then went proud boy and then they will just go back and forth and back and forth. Yeah, Wendy's struggling with beef prices and growing competition gets a buyout offer. Wendy's is the country and in the 90s, Wendy's was one of our greatest restaurants and it was an amazing, anyone that experienced Wendy's in the 90s and I've been, I've, you know, talked about this at nauseam, but Wendy's in the 90s was his testament to the greatness of the country and what was available for the middle class. But Wendy's has been failing and they, you know, a bunch of their franchisees. I guess that's how you pronounce it. Have been declaring bankruptcy and they've been closing a lot of locations. Wendy's based in Dublin, Ohio. You remember Wendy's Dave Thomas, Pleasant Chubby Guy, his daughter Wendy. It was great for years. Based in Dublin, Ohio confirmed the receipt of an unsolicited proposal in his statement Wednesday that his board has formed an independent committee to evaluate it. At the end of last year, Wendy's had 59, 69, 5,969 restaurants in the US and 1,428 outlets in 38 countries. It was founded in 1969 by Dave Thomas and named after his daughter and was known for its square burgers and frosty desserts. The fast growing chain introduced a drive through window in 1970 and went public in 1976. In the 1980s, as a jockey for sales of McDonald's and Burger King, Wendy's launched salad bars and ran its iconic, where's the beef campaign fresh? Never frozen. And so we all used to go to Wendy's as kids and have these amazing salad bars where they had salads and tacos and chocolate pudding. You would get great food at Wendy's, real burgers and real baked potato. And now Wendy's is failing. We've talked about it. The decline of Wendy's is similar to the decline of the United States, America. Truly, the erosion of the middle class. And so, you know, Wendy's is fucked. Last month, one of the largest US franchisees for Wendy's filed for bankruptcy. When Michigan based Meritage Hospitality Group operates 314 Wendy's in 15 different states. So I think Nelson Peltz said he wants to take Wendy's private and it will deliver the best outcome for the broader stakeholder base. Wendy's sits at a critical juncture Peltz wrote. Now, by the way, I'm going to read you this paragraph and I want you to think about America. Replace the word Wendy's with America. Wendy's, air quotes America, sits at a critical juncture Peltz wrote, the external environment has become increasingly challenging. Given the significant pressure on the US consumer economic uncertainty, persistent commodity inflation and intensifying competition, particularly within the quick service restaurant burger category. So they're trying to take it private, they're trying to save it. They're not going to save it. Sadly, they're not going to save it. People my age that remember the greatness of Wendy's have moved on. I never go to Wendy's anymore. The only fast food restaurant from my childhood. And I still love McDonald's. And I still will go to McDonald's and shout out McDonald's because they have stayed somewhat consistent. But McDonald's is like too big to fail. It's kind of like praising CVS pharmacy for having toothbrushes. You're like, yeah, whatever. And CVS pharmacy sucks, by the way, I hate them. It doesn't mean anything. But my point is that the only thing that has is Taco Bell. Taco Bell is the only fast food restaurant from the 90s early to that. Because again, I didn't come up with Chick-fil-A. Don't come from me, all these Chick-fil-A people. I get it, you like it, you live in the South. Fucking sent you gay cousin to conversion therapy, whatever. The sandwich is fine. I grew up in New York, Long Island. Great sandwiches, much better than Chick-fil-A, but you guys only have corporate chain restaurants. A lot of you, where you live. And then obviously, I'm not talking about, there's a lot of areas in the South with amazing hometown food and mom and pop stuff. But there's large swaths of our country that are corporate and lonely and desolate. And the Chick-fil-A is a great thing to see. And these kind of roadside developments that they've built with hundreds of houses. And you know, the endless expansion in the urban sprawl. And you throw up a Chick-fil-A. I live in Texas in one of these areas. You throw up a Chick-fil-A. It's a nice thing. It's a nice thing. You throw up a PF Changs, whatever. I get it. I get it, it's a nice thing. But the only fast food that still to me holds up is Taco Bell, because there's something here. Let's read this. This is interesting. Here's what's driving Taco Bell's dominance. Taco Bell's executives outlined a magic formula. Now, by the way, they got hurt with the lettuce shit. No doubt. And that was one of Trump's friends, Taylor Farms. They fucked everybody with the lettuce. But by the way, not a lot of people even got that. It was like not a lot of people had that lettuce. But it became like a bit, we don't have to find the exact amount of people that had the lettuce. I appreciate it. The kids doing a good job. He's diligent. Kids diligent. Kids trying to find out the name and number of everybody who had the lettuce shit. Okay, Taco Bell's executives outlined a magic formula last year aimed at driving sales profits and unit growth. The formula is wide ranging in straight forward. Generate brand buzz, dominate value, create more occasions and deploy more digital tools. Brand buzz is big. That's the thing that Taco Bell does. They know what their brand is. It's not like, hey, health, wellness, longevity, looks maxing, biohacking, it's not that. They're not doing that. If you want to stay on this planet for a very long time, they're not fucking with you. That ain't who that's not who's paying their bills. If you get up every morning and go, I am thrilled to be here and I never want to leave. Taco Bell ain't for you. But if you wake up and I go, I need something to get through this. I need a little treat. I need a little treat to just get through this. Kurt Vonnegut had a great quote about life. We're here to get through this thing, whatever it is. He said that and I believe his book "A man without a country." It doesn't matter. Taco Bell is a little treat and they market it like that. Don't you want a little treat? Don't you deserve a little treat. They're not telling you this is something you should be proud of. You know what I mean? Like they're not telling you like, "Hey, go shout from the rooftops that you're coming here." You know? It's kind of like the only fans of food. It's like, yeah, it's exists. People need to jerk off. Is it great for the civilization? Probably not. Is it fun to jerk off? Yeah, I mean, we're living in that world. That's where Taco Bell lives. They live in that space. You are a regret it, but not that much. That's the interesting thing about Taco Bell. You don't regret it that much. Pre-regret. Taco Bell, you get in the car, you go, "I shouldn't do it." But then once you've done it, you're like, "I've done it." It is tasty. It's flavorful. it's, it's romantic. It you reminisce. Everybody's driven through Taco Bell. when they're 17 years old high, some of them after sucking Lindsey Graham's cock. After you're 17 to get Lindsey Graham's the smell of his balls out of your mouth, you would eat a grilled stuffed burrito at Taco Bell and hang out with your buds. And they would hang out with you and go, did you suck off Lindsey Graham? You're gonna go, bro, I know only for 200, but back then it was real money. Let's hit them all, get some weed. Taco Bell's on me. I just sucked off Lindsey Graham off in high school. That really happened according to that documentary that the Turk people made. Those Turkish, Turkish to light young Turks. But Taco Bell has that, that, that, that's where you need to live if you live in the fast food world. That kind of moral gray area. You can't go out and plant a flag and start talking about how great you are and how important it is. You need to just live in that like, hey, yeah, let's be a little naughty sometimes. Let's be a little naughty. And you know what's fun about Taco Bell? It goes away quick. Eat it. It was like you didn't even eat it. And you just throw it away. It evaporates. Not even food. It's not even real. You know, Taco Bell should be eaten as it's being handed to you. That's right. When you door dash, it's terrible because you get it and it's kind of, it's been sitting there and it goes back to, it's original like sludge. It's a little sludge. It comes in sludge packets. And they just desludge it. And then they put it in food and they put it in tortillas and they then cooked the tortilla. You know, it gets that nice brown texture and just eating a fun sludge. So you got to eat it immediately and then there's just, and the crumple is wrappers crumple up so nice. They crumple up so tiny, tiny crumple in your hand. It's like not even there. Bye. Bye. Bye. Didn't even do it. So once you eat that crumple it up, throw it out, done, done. I used to hang out with a fat girl and she always, and I kind of get, so the show fat girl clean car. But once we saw a perfectly cubed dice tomato in her car, she cleaned everything except that and we knew she was at Taco Bell because it was just a tiny from when they had pico de gallo because it was tinier than the cubed tomatoes, the chopped tomatoes that go on the taco. Taco Bell used to have pico de gallo. Taco Bell had things and that's all said one point. I'd love to have a meeting with the people in Irvine. Because I want them to bring back the original grilled stuff, burrito, which they will not, because they've gotten rid of the bahasos. What are we in the weeds? We're in the weeds now. We're the weeds. But my point is that when these was America, Taco Bell is what America will, is what America will be, you know, there's a great line in the movie Nixon when Nixon looks at a painting of JFK and he's, and he's talking about the American people. The Oliver Stone Film Nixon and he looks at the picture of JFK and he says, when they see you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are. What a great line. When they look at you, they see what they want to be. And that is Taco Bell. And when you look at Wendy's, you see what this country could be. What a high trust society looks like where people have economic security, but Taco Bell, you see what it really is, just fast cars at night. A lot of different races, great, great, love that, love that. A lot of different genders and races at night, lots of lights, races and genders at night and lights. Food, yum yum, quick, quick, is it food who cares? That's what it is talking dogs, everyone's high. Wendy's is like, well lit, oh look, it's my neighbor. We share a cultural space. Taco Bell's like, shut up, a dog's talking fast, cars go fast, purple light, purple light, you're on drugs. That's what America is, diversity, lots of stuff happening. Yeah. Whereas Wendy's is like, come on in, have a baked potato with your wife. Talk about your children and what you want to do with them. Taco Bell's like, no one's got kids. What are you talking about? We're in a sion or some health car, we're in a little health car, we're all high. We don't know each other. You know, it's crazy, it's fast. It doesn't need to make sense. It's the same 12 ingredients, we've mixed it many different ways, eat it quickly, speed away and die, die. I always imagine when I'm going through Taco Bell drive through, if it's the last thing I'll eat and if I'll be involved immediately in like a horrible crash and then it'll just be blood and fucking Chipotle sauce or that ranch that used in the case idea that jalapeno sauce and the case idea and if they just, if it's just my face with that jalapeno sauce and blood all over it and they go, yeah, it's just, it seems like you just left Taco Bell. That's what America is now, quick, lot of lights, a lot of stuff going on. Is it good? We don't know. We don't know. But we keep coming back to it. We keep coming back to it. The variety bag is ruined Halloween, it is ruined Halloween, a lot of people are upset with this. And by the way, I love Halloween. It's one of my favorite holidays. And it's something that I, it's a really uniquely distinctly American holiday and American experience. All Halloween candy is the same now. This is from the Atlantic. Nothing stands out. By the way, it's funny. We're on the verge of a nuclear war. This is what they're writing. All Halloween candy is the same, nothing stands out. Apart from the quantity of candy dumped out on the floor back home, every house seems to buy a variety bag of seemingly random candy. And consequently, every stop a little bit more of the same treats as the previous one. A harvest time holiday that evolved from traditional reflections on death is now merely another household chore to carry out on the way to mortal life, certain end. In my memory, the trick of treating procedures go down like this. An older lady or stern man made some idol chatter about costumes and then dispense about one or three candies in my bag directly from their basket. So by the way, let me tell you about the old Halloween. And then I'll describe the new, here's the new Halloween. Everybody goes to like the gymnasium of a school. Everybody has to yell as soon as they walk in. I'm not a pedophile. And then a bunch of kids run around the gymnasium and get candy and it's hellish. And they're not allowed like the old, that was the, now the old Halloween, you would trick or treat, you would knock on doors and I'm sure they still do this at some places. But I think a lot of it has changed. A lot of it has. I think kids just go to a hospital now to be honest. But that's what the new Halloween is. Kids are just walking through a hospital. But in the old days, you would knock on a door and somebody'd either be home or they wouldn't be home and they would come to the door and they would give you a candy and then some houses had the shittiest candy. You'd be like, this shit sucks. And then some houses would have like a peanut butter cup, but three musketeers, a milky way, a tiny bag of M&Ms. Everybody was like, don't get the apple, nobody's ever getting apples. But you know, there's a razor blade in the apple or, you know, there's poison in the, but mostly, and then every now and then they would make up these little bags and had a few different candies in it. And you would trick or treat with your friends and your parents would walk you to the door. But now I think they don't want kids, I don't think kids are allowed, are kids even allowed to trick or treat now? Or do they just get taken to like a, I feel like it's just like they have these safe spaces for them to trick or treat. That's what I think it is now. That's what I've heard my friends do, like I think my friends, they will not allow them to go trick or treat on the block because everyone's a pedophile. That's kind of the problem. That's kind of the issue. So I think they just have these scenarios where it's like they set up like sometimes they do like a tailgate trick or treat, we're like a bunch of cars pull up and like, I mean, it's so sad. It used to be there should be a little danger, Halloween should have a little danger. You know, it's something about that every year when kid goes missing. Little Bobby's gone now, back to school, a kid would go missing and you'd go back to school and you go, fuck, there's something about that that we're losing. Like there, I think we need a little bit of that, not a lot, but you need some of it. You need kids to perceive actual danger so that they don't succumb to it. That's why it was a bad idea to take the villains out of Disney movies and replace them with like crazy shit. I don't even know what's going on. These new Disney movies don't have any charismatic villains. Many villains are charismatic. You have to be able to spot that. But the new Disney movies don't have that. It's like I don't even know who the villains are in these movies anymore, but they're not like Ursula You know Jafar they don't have villains like that anymore What was that movie they came out? It was the non-binary snowflake that tiny little thing was called element Get that up Disney movie element. I think element movie elemental Yeah, I mean, what even is this do they have a villain type in elemental movie villain? Who's the villain? You need to know there are villain Right in the 2023 film elemental does not feature a traditional villain or antagonist the conflict is driven by internal struggles family pressures and societal expectations. I mean, hey man, what? You're usually not kidnapped by an internal struggle I'm not saying they're unimportant, but this is what I mean. We're not teaching children about how fucked up the world can be You know Well anyway, I hope you enjoy your Halloween. I hope your family enjoys it. This is a family show and I hope they watch it I hope you're children and you are watching this show together right now. I hope the entire family watches it together And I hope we are the grid stays up. I hope we don't get knocked off the grid because God help us I'm going you will not see me again. I will I'm not going to be running a generator to do this bullshit I'm telling you right now this grid better stay up. We've not created a world here That's that enticing with the grid up You see So this idea that with the grid goes down and everybody's like well I'm just gonna eat can't tune until we figure it out. I you're gonna a lot of people are gonna go a Lot of people are just gonna this is not worth it This is not worth it. I mean truly. I mean I Mean what it what are we gonna what are people say? I can't wait for the electrical grid to get back up so they can make more movies what What you know people they're they're going to kill themselves Did you get to kill themselves? I can't wait for the electrical grid to go up No, no, no, no I want to watch House Hunter. No, they're you're good. They're going to kill themselves if the grid goes down Mass suicide if the grid goes down You better keep that grid up You better fucking keep that grid up. You better keep that mother fucking grid up I don't want my I don't want Lindsey Clancy experiencing even one minute even one minute of discomfort not one minute You better keep that Grid up from them from my lady from America's mother She's still a good mother. She's still a great mother Oh, well anyway, enjoy your time be safe be safe with your family truly family is key be safe and Let your kids go out a little bit supervise them, but let them learn let them go out kidnapped them dress up as people and kidnap your children and Then tie them up and then take your masks off and go see See and then your kids will go what are you doing and you go I'm preparing you for the world and you're gonna go What does this even show me? Go that there's bad people out there and they go that the what the bad people are you You go yeah, but the the real ones are worse You got it you got to put your kids through little tests little tests are important. We did that they didn't kidnap us, but they would be like Hey, if this guy's gonna you would you take candy like would you take an unwrapped piece of candy? No Don't take candy that's unwrapped, you know My dad would always tell me it's like would you suck that guy's dick? Just suck him off If he said that to you if he said come in here and suck me off would you suck him off? I was like I don't No, my dad's like are you sure you wouldn't suck him off the guy up the street He took his dick out and said suck him off you wouldn't I go No, probably not What exactly is that he's got a lot of money? I'm like okay and am I does I get you got a nice dick? I go, huh? And my dad's like and no one would know about it and I'm like right and he goes would you do it? I'm like, I guess still no He goes no, no, no, let me make this clear. You have more money Then you'll ever need in your life and you could use some of that money to help people if you wanted right Like a billion dollars, but you got to suck this guy's dick on camera Would you do it then I go yeah, I just still don't want the money that much. I don't know him. I'm a child. This seems really weird Okay, but what if there's a gun to my head and I'm gonna die if you don't suck off this guy See you either suck this guy off and get a billion dollars or me and your mother are shot in our head But you got to suck this guy off on camera and I go I guess I Would and he goes good man son good man Happy Halloween.