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340: Heaths Friend Caught Hooking Up Mid Flight

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340: Heaths Friend Caught Hooking Up Mid Flight

In this episode of "Basically Unfiltered," the hosts—Zayn, Heath, Matt, and Jared—begin with a mix-up about the recording time, then dive into personal updates. Heath shares that his parents are moving from Tennessee to Nashville to be closer to him and his family, highlighting the joy of making up for lost time after years apart. This leads to a discussion about a viral TikTok quote on how few summers parents get with their children, prompting reflections on how quickly time passes, especially with Heath's baby, Tony, who is now using a walker and becoming more mobile. The conversation takes a lighter turn as they critique the new Shrek 5 trailer, noting that Fiona looks "beautified" and less like an ogre, which they feel undermines her original message. They also recall adult jokes from the first Shrek film, like Lord Farquaad's awkward scene. The hosts then joke about AI company logos resembling buttholes, referencing a viral video and Hank Green's ranking, before moving to personal anecdotes about swimsuit discomfort and pool shrinkage. They explore work-life balance, advocating for four-day work weeks and discussing flight attendant schedules, including hidden nap breaks and social dynamics. A hypothetical about choosing between 10 years in jail or waiting for your mom to beat Elden Ring sparks playful debate. The episode wraps with updates on Heath's mom's surgery recovery, a critique of Love Island's length, and admiration for young athletes like Erling Haaland. They end by humorously asking Ella Langley for tickets, closing with their usual sign-off.

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Sorry, guys. I don't know why I know it was 10, but for some reason in my phone, I wrote down 11, so thank goodness everything's good. Zayn and I were worried. Yeah, we were worried. This is unlike Heath. Yeah. I'm calling everybody. No one's answering. And then I went to your brother. I was like, he's definitely going to probably be working in that garage or in that basement. So I'm going to call him. He didn't answer. I was like, popping off. And I was like, okay, so while we wait, Matt, and I should just run it for a little bit until you come. But then you called. You got it. We were about to start. Sorry about that. We were like, you know, let's just get started. No, man. It's good. Hey, Heath, it's okay. How's everything on the daddy front? Doing good. We've got Mariah's mom in town. She's been here for two weeks. She leaves tonight. And then my parents just came into town two days ago. Okay. So we got a little full house, a little fourth of July full house. Yeah. So we did, um, we did a little Sunday dinner yesterday. Those visits are going to turn longer and longer. Every time my mom would come into town, she would stay for like, you know, one more week and then another week and another week. And now she's whenever she comes, it's like, it'll be like a month and a half, two months. Hey, baby, I'm going to come for like six months. Is that okay? Yeah. Are your parents retired? Yeah. So they can't do that if they want. Yeah. But they're they're looking. So this trip, they're going to be here through the fourth of July. So they're going to try to do a little house hunting. What? No way. As a secondary home or like moving away from their place in Tennessee. Okay. They're going to move. Yeah. They wanted this. How far is the drive right now for them? Like three and a half hours. Okay. Yeah. That's like, so it's not like a quick little thing. Like it's a commitment. Yeah. And it's also like, you know, they they have to plan it ahead. So they're like, all right, we're going to stay for multiple days. Um, but they would like to be able to just bounce back and forth, you know? I didn't think you'd be able to like, wrangle them on your side. Me got my brother. Oh, shit. Get my hair pulled on him in. I really, he, I'm not going to lie. I really thought at some point, maybe in a few years, you guys would be like, you know, let's just move to like closer to the, like, Mariah's fate. Like you all would move. I don't know. Like, it always happens. So I didn't know what was going to happen. I did not think they would move from there to Nashville. The thing is they've all fallen in love with it here. That's good. It is really like chill and calm. Like my brother would come visit. Like when he was still living over there, like about three hours away, he would just, he was like, there's just everything here. It's so convenient. It's nice. The people are amazing. Um, there's so much to do. So like, my parents are like, I don't want to leave. Like we love being here. So I think, you know, just having those multiple visits, they're just like, all right. Yeah, we don't want to we don't want to go back. We want to be here. Good. Damn, I'm so jealous of you. That's so you're so lucky. I want my, I want my family to live. I know. I know. It's been really nice. But it just feels like we're making up for the 11 years I've been gone. Yeah. I didn't really get to see him too much. Like a couple times a year on the holidays and birthdays and things like that. But now it's like we're making up for lost time. It feels good. Yeah. And also like, you know, I was so thankful to have my like grandparents and my parents all around me. Yeah. So I get it. Super excited to have that for Tony. Speaking of Tony, I saw this like TikTok or it was just like a little like quote, you know, just text on top of this image and just like about parenthood. And it kind of rocked my world. You only get one summer with your baby, three with your toddler, nine with your child, five with your teenage. It's crazy. It's shorter than like what you think it is. Sorry. Five what? You only, you only get a summer with your baby once. What do you mean as a baby? And then as a toddler. Oh, it's one third one. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So sorry. Well, let's like, all right, let's break this down. So five years as a toddler. No, three is a toddler. Nine with your child. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Five with your teenager. Okay. I mean, okay. So like I kept hearing like the first and then this I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's like, isn't a baby a toddler and a child the same thing? Yeah. I'm just, yeah. Sorry. But it was like, it's like it's like it's a quote that you really just limited of time. You truly have with the certain chapter of their life. Yeah. I think some people think like, Oh, it's a baby. I'm going to have this baby forever. Know that baby's going to grow into a toddler pretty damn fast. Yeah. And it's just like, I saw one. It was very similar. It was like, this is the only summer where your kids not able to walk. Yeah. Like these like this is the only summer they'll ever have where they're not able to like run around and like do their thing. You know, but to me, it's still so long because being out here for like we've been here for 12 years and 12 like 12 years Tony is only 12. She's like still a child and still living with you for a few more years. That's about to go into high school though. Like that's kind of crazy. I know, but that's like to me. That's still like I feel like when you have a baby, I feel like that is you just gained so much more time for it. It's like. Yeah. Boy math. Do you feel like time has gone by? Fast link of a mask. I was I kept telling people they're like, Oh, like just random people on me down here. They're like, how long have you been in Nashville? I'd be like, oh, like six months. And then you're like, what? I looked at it. I moved end of July. I'm about to be a year. That's crazy. It doesn't feel like a year. And the fact that you're like 39. Dude, and then you're going to I agent dog years in Nashville. Because I've been thinking about that. I feel like time's going by really, really fast. But then I'm like, Oh, but maybe when I get a kid, it'll seem slower. I feel like it would go back down. No, dude, the days just bleed into each. It's just like next thing. You know, it's like it's bath time. You're putting them and you're like, where did the day go? Oh, yeah, that's crazy. But it's all of me like it's it's it's a good thing. But it just it really is different. It's so weird. How many how many more kids you have in we still want four four four total four more for total. I can ask. Yeah, I guess you can. He's my he's my bestie. He could he could he could probably I guess. So how long are we waiting? That's that's good. Okay. Yeah. No, I think that's rude when you're like, well, well, when I think it's appropriate to ask like, Oh, how many do you want when you already have a child? I think no, I didn't think it was like it's appropriate to ask just because we're recording if people are watching it. I'm like, but that's so like I don't want it if he says, yeah, I'm gonna have four. The whole world's gonna expect they're going to have four. Oh, I mean, there's a difference. There's a difference. We're talking for you have you have the wanting for and having. I think I think that the rude thing though is when you ask somebody who's like married, like, when are we having kids? Cause you don't know if they've been trying and they're having issues with it. And it's a subject like you never ask about that. Yeah, right. That's true. Yeah, I agree with that. But yeah, you can, yeah, the boogie you guys don't worry. Is he crawling yet? No, he's getting so close though. Yeah, he's like, he wants to. He just can't do it. Yeah, he's just falling on his head. Yeah, we just got him one of those little like Walker, walk around scooter type things. Oh, yeah. And he is zooming across the house. He's doing laps around the kitchen island. He's just, oh, oh, so he's able to like walk in that thing. Oh, duties. Essentially, because he wasn't he wasn't able to do that when I wasn't he wasn't he was barely able to move. Um, so he's able to like, he was able to like back up a few like like a few inches. That's it. Yeah. Um, but it's crazy because like you could see before he started doing it, his frustration, like he would look at something and be like, I want to be over there now. And he couldn't. He didn't know how, but now he's like got it figured out where he's like, I want to go there. I'm coming. And then like, and then like, I'll see him like he'll be like, you know, across the living room or whatever, I'll be like, Tony, come here and he'll look at you. He's becoming super aware. It's really cool. Oh, that's amazing. I miss him. I'll miss him very soon. Come out and visit next time. I'm here to come. I know. I know. I know. You should just go. I know. Please. No, yeah, let me know. Well, go visit, visit the baby, visit him right. And then we go out at night. The only way I can get Matt to come back is if I say Mariah and I are getting remarried. We're renewing. We'll be there. Well, 100% be there. Well, I mean, my sister and laws siblings live out in Nashville as well. They just moved from New York to Nashville too. So and we've been wanting to do like a big family trip out there with them. So it's funny. Every like every time I'm out in like a bachelor trip or like a wedding, we all like, there's a moment where we're all just talking. We're like, damn, I wish we could like all be together like all the time. Why does it have to be only at weddings? And then it hit me that adults actually do that. They usually just set us like a certain week every year. Yeah. Yeah. A certain week where it's like, okay, we're going to Panama. We're going to whatever. And we do it this every year on this week and the same people go every year. That's how I treat the the backpacking trips. So it's with friends that I don't really get to see very often because they're so in Florida and stuff like that. And that's just like the one time we know, like we get to regroup as a friend, you know, catch up and do the thing risk your life. It gives us a reason of the mountain, which is crazy. You're so you're still going to do that. This year, we're taking off because Austin's also having a baby. Do around the same exact time of like when the trip was going to be. So I was like, dude, you're going to be all hands on deck. Let's just and you know, like just I feel like selfishly your life, man, I just don't think you should be doing those type of trips. But put it put it myself at risk with a baby. Yeah, like you're putting yourself at risk and shit. I don't know, especially after that one story, you told us about that guy that was like that really freaked me out. That like in my head was like, I think that's a wake up call that and like not saying don't go hiking, but just like, just like don't go out in the middle of nowhere. Like why are we leaving crew? Why are we leaving boats to explore caves and getting hot? Like why are we doing these things? Let's leave the bats alone. Yeah, we were in we were in Croatia and people were like our group left the boat to go inside this cave. No, I'm saying they're like, no, caves are out. This is this is this is exactly how the shit starts. This is how it works. movie start. And it's not people we should be afraid of anymore. It's bugs. Yeah. Diseases. Bad zombies. Berman. Road. Yeah. Rodents. Oh, yeah. Rodents. Oh, that's gross. Did I show you? I do like the Hercules beetle that I found here. Hercules beetle. It does have muscle. Does that have like a big rhino kind of looking thing? Oh, my God. No, no, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no just wreck havoc on the community. - Jared, look at the pictures I just sent you. - This shit can fly. - Oh, wait, where is this, where is this beat? - So that's the female, it doesn't have the beak, but it's-- - Oh, okay. - Okay, queen. (laughing) - I see you. - Wait, okay, that is, you touched it? - Yeah. - Was it alive? - No, that's big. - Okay, it was dead, that makes sense. I'll be like, it died in place in the middle of the deck. - Oh wow. - I would have definitely died on me 'cause I would have killed it. - Maybe it melted. - Okay, we get you have a Rolex, you don't have to worry. - Yeah, you don't have to have that picture. - And oh wait, what was the one thing I was gonna talk about? We should run that intro. - Yeah, I was gonna talk about Beetle's bugs, shit. - Oh, look at it compared to Tony's hand. - Damn, he's-- - Zayn, that's Zayn, he grabbed it. (laughing) - You gotta be careful with him. He's grabbing top of soda cans, grabbing bugs. - He just, he's a guy's guy. - Oh, guys, Tony has a heat sphanger. - Stop. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Okay, do you see the dimples in the top of his hands? - Yes. - Yeah, it looks like a commercial. - I had that until fifth grade, and then my knuckles finally came in, and I was like, I'm a fuck man. - Oh, man. - I was walking around like this, just-- (laughing) Dude, I had dimples in there so long it pissed me off. - Damn, that's funny 'cause you're a thin two. - And then I don't know what it was, they just came in one day. - Oh, that's beautiful. - Anyway, all right, let's do the intro 'cause we got a lot to go. - All right, three, two, one. - It's copping top, baby. (upbeat music) - I went there by the tour dee. - Just wanted to make sure I knew how to spell still. - You're really good at spelling. - Thank you. - Walking back to saying he's unfiltered. Babies, I'm Zane. - I'm Heath. - I'm Matt. - Jared, and thank you for tuning in again to another episode. We're really glad you're here, and thank you for being here. - Yeah, it's gonna be a good one. - I already talked to my mind trip. - Yeah, you did. - I did, you did. - There's something that I saw, and I've been dying to talk about it 'cause this actually, I don't know why it got, it got me really annoyed. - Okay, Jared. - Okay, spell it. - So there was this girl on TikTok. I think her name was Rissa. She was just talking about the difference between Princess Fiona and Shrek one, and what she looks like in Shrek five. - Okay. - And dude, it's crazy 'cause everything she was saying, I'm like, damn, that's so true. Pull up a picture of her in Shrek five, dude. They gave her Buckel fat remover in her cheeks. They snatched her face. She looks like she got a full face transplant, and I'm like, dude, the whole point of Fiona was to be her true son. - No, no, no, as a human or as an ogre. - As an ogre, but they just like, they beautified her and made her this like, it's great. - Wait, wait, wait. - I got Shrek doing with money. - But then, but then Shrek got older. Shrek's got wrinkles, and they made her. - They kind of beautify her bit. They took, yeah, she doesn't look like the ogre she once was. She does look a little like softer in the face. - But he, like, you got to understand. They're rich now, they're kings and queens. They got money. - They're in their 40s and 50s now, because their daughter's what a teenager. So, you know, mama's got to get a little nip and tuck. - They're just trying to be realistic, Keith. - Okay. - You know what I mean? - It's just kind of, it just kind of went against, you know, Fiona's message. - Shrek got Botox on his eyes. I can tell, his eyebrows is forehead. - I don't like the new animation, though. They look like the gurudes. Or like, it's, like, I don't understand why they got to make teenagers, all teenagers looked like that in animated shows. - But did she still get the money from her parents? Like, you know what I mean? 'Cause she was fucking royalty. Like, so are they, they still went back to the swamp. And she lived in that nice ass castle, probably had AC meals every day. - I don't think I ever, I don't think I wash Shrek 4 and Shrek 5. - I'm only seeing the first one. - You don't need to. I mean, I'm guessing. - But you know, because she leaves her family, she decides she wants real love and she turns into ogre. - And goes to the moon by the way. - Yeah. - I look that good and I had to turn into an ogre. - That's real love right there. Like, if my wife leaving her royal family to come live with me in the fucking swamp lake, smelly, like I would. - But I guess her body adjusted for it. - Right, because her stomach got used to the, you know, the, the grub. - Yeah, she can handle the heat. - But also turning into an ogre. I don't think those senses now, like, mix in with the swamp. I don't, I don't, I think it changes, you know? - You know, I think a lot had to do with the fact that she would still turn into an ogre every night. So she could never live that true life of being. - Wait, what? - That yeah, every night when the sun would go down, she would turn into an ogre. - Say what now? - The entire life completely erased from my head. - I thought those only be turned into it because she just falls in love with him. She turns into an ogre at night? - Yeah, so she would always, so she would be the princess during the day and then at night when the sun would go down, she would turn into an ogre and then donkey caught her as an ogre and was like, ooh, you gotta tell Shrek. And then Shrek thought that, you know, he overheard it. - He overheard it and then he thought that she was like, she in and was like in the little guy for a while and then he got an old cell. - This is not, wait, this is not Shrek one. - Yes, it is. - Wait, what? - Because they, I think we've been watching Shrek two a little too many times. - I thought I was gonna go back to the exposition. - No, she was always a human. And then, wait. - But she would turn into an ogre at night. I know exactly this. - Oh my god, they're kind of rockin' my world right now. - And that was the whole thing where, as a viewer, you were like, what? It was like the hero, the hero. - So that worked out pretty conveniently then that he just happened to be an ogre and he's rescuing a princess who has an ogre curse. - What if she turned into a fucking frog? Like, it worked out good. - That would have been more sad for princesses. - Oh no, the frog was the prince. - They already made a movie about it. - That is, yep, they did. - That's, I'm literally mind blown. - Mind blown, I completely forgot she had the curse of she was an ogre. - Do you remember that? - Any window though and Shrek won? Who he, do you still with us? - Can you hear us, Heath? - Welcome back to Zayn and Matt Unfilter, baby. ♪ Give my my baby on this side of the night ♪ ♪ Matter if you black go white ♪ - We gotta separate the artist from the crime. - I know, right? - You know, like, there is no crime. - It's in terms of the crime. - It's just, it's just too good. It's too good. - Except Nicki Minaj. - Is it? - I'm Kanye. - Oh my God, I mean, man, I mean, the two crimes are like really bad, really crazy different. But yes, I, I, I. - Do you remember and Shrek though that little any window? We're like, far quads in bed. - Yes. - He's like Mero. - Run it back. - And he's running over the clip of Fiona. - Yes, and he checks his, and he looks down his sheet, I looked down under his sheets. - Yes, and he's got a minute. - I remember as a kid, that made me uncomfortable. And I'm like, am I seeing things? - Oh, you watched that as a kid and it made you feel uncomfortable. That's pretty crazy. - Yeah, he gets a little erection under the bed, dude. - Wait, really? And then make it. - Jesus. - Yes. - Oh. - I remember as a kid, I was like, what was that? - It was a little weird. - It was a little crazy. It's so crazy back then, they like, they know they're making like a movie for kids. - Yeah, but they got to tie in some fun stuff for the adults. - But that is a little too fun. - Yeah. - A little too fun. - And did they remove it? - It's always been in there since day one. - No, I'm saying did they remove it now like when you watch it on a Disney? - 'Cause I think, though, he's having a martini. You want to think like, oh, maybe he was just like, oh, I don't want to spill this martini on me, but that martini doesn't spill over a bit. - You know what, never had a martini in bed. - Sounds nice. - Maybe on to something. - Wow. - Martini's in bed as a wild. - With the zebra blanket, it's the zebra blanket. I mean, dude, that's gonna be me when I'm 60 and single. - This dude is 80s Miami right there. - Of course. - He's, and what's the name of his village? Dulux? - Yeah. - Dulux. - True locks? - Damn, surprise you remember that. - We're Dulux kids. Wipe your shoes, wipe your face. - That's one of my favorite scenes in that, in that whole movie. - Yeah. - Wipe your shoes, wipe your face. - Dulux. - Dulux. - ♪ Dulux ♪ ♪ Dulux ♪ ♪ Dulux is a perfect place ♪ - All that animation was running me of this video that I saw on TikTok. This girl pulls up an image of every AI company logo. And she's like, why does every AI company, the new AI company logos look like a butthole? - Damn, different versions, different fonts. - Different fonts. - The same logo, different fonts. - And she's like, this one in the middle right here, that's like the newest. - That's clawed. - Yeah, clawed. It's a disaster! That's an anus, that's a booty. That's a balloon nut. You know what I mean? What are they thinking? Like why a circle? I guess because they one of you A.I. is like a brain, a neuron, it's a web. It can or maybe they're trying to say that all blame it on Siri because I feel like Siri was like that was the first logo is like, you know, this Halo S thing and then meta basically made the same version of it and then everyone kept following that. Do you think that Siri was like the star of A.I. Sure. I guess it's a good one. Like in my head, it's like the levels of just artificial intelligence. Serious and then Alexa, but they should just should have kept it echo. I don't know why they had to call that girl Alexa. Sorry for people listening. We just said we just said the top three things. Everyone's fucking ringers are going up. If you have a friend named Alexa and you invite them over, and you're like, Hey, Alexa, can you get a drink? Sorry. Oh, shit. Like it's just like you do that just yet. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it should be in like the top like 10 names to not name your kid or is like that. Yeah. You can't. It's the biggest drop in the name Alexa since naming it. It's pretty crazy. So actually, it's funny that you bring this up. Do you guys know Hank Green? Yeah. Yeah. He just recently put out a video where he did like a tier list of ranking, how like blind ranking, how each of these A.I. company logos look like but holes. Uh-huh. And in the beginning of it, he there's an artist named Kurt Vonnegut. The writer. They're the writer. Yeah. Yes. Lotterhouse. And so he has a thing where he says to give an idea of maturity of my illustrations for this book. Here's a picture of my asshole or an asshole. Wait, what? And it's like, so Kurt Vonnegut wrote this in a book. He wrote this in a book. And it is like identical to the Claude logo. Like it's got the same number of steps and everything. That is why that is why you know when you watch like Old Nickelodeon shows, like they're like the different innuendos who put in the show is like super like kids won't catch it, but like they're like, this is gross. Like, oh, this is funny for us. Do you think this is like one of those moments where they're just like, oh, this is really funny. People aren't going to catch this. Who knows? We're just going to make this a but hole. Maybe. Maybe. That's something I would do as a joke. Yeah. Just to like that's an inside joke that only you guys know about. And everybody's just looking at this. And it's also a good, like also a good thing to like talk about too when like you're talking to other CEOs, you're just like, what made you come up with the logo? That's a but hole. Like it's just it's it's something memorable. Like other people, like other important people like in their like world. I feel like they would see them be like, oh, wow, I remember that guy. I mean, is it true? People always say that about Lululemon that the founder named it Lululemon because he thought it was funny. Yeah. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that. I've heard different videos and I mean, it's got. I think it's like a miss or or I don't know if it is true, but he said it in an interview, like just saying, Oh, I find it very funny. People can't pronounce it, but that's not the reason why he named it. I think that's what he said. He could be let our audience look into it, but I think it's true because like there's so much on the founder of Lululemon. He like he's a fucking dirt bag. Yeah. It's crazy that that brand is still so big. I know it's wild. Do you like their clothes? I like their running shorts. I have a pair of their shorts. Um, it doesn't fit me anymore, but they're very good quality. Isn't that ironic that you're running shorts? Wait, what do you mean? Oh, like, like the thing that makes you lose weight to be able to fit in them is running. And that is tight. It's just kind of like a. I know. I think getting kind of tight too. Like my Lululemon shorts, but also mine were the ones with like liners on the floor. I don't want anyone taking a peek into my little tent. I need, I need to breathe. Are you the same way? He's like, I need to breathe down there. Also, I cannot wear them without underwear. So then it's just like three layers. I'm like, all right. This is a lot. Yeah. There's just too much suffocation down there for me. Like I really need, and I think because we're from Florida and it was like always so muggy and humid and hot. We just need something super loose and I also love some suits that have like short lining in it. You like the lining? Well, not a netting lining, but one like this, though, like netting because after you've been in the water and you sitting down with that netting, it's just it turns into like sandpaper. You can feel it making imprints on your ass. And I can't believe they still make it. Like I don't know. It's actually not comfortable. I cut every single mind. I just cut it. So then what are you wearing underneath that then saying boxer? Nothing. What? You're wearing swimsuits with netting cut out no underwear. Yeah. Those got to be wrapped around those thighs because you'll be sitting on that pontoon boat. Someone's going to be getting the full. I mean, my shorts, my shorts aren't short enough for that though. And my thighs, my thighs are my thighs are too bit. Yeah. Are you wearing a bag right now? No, no. So it doesn't you see this? It's attached to the shorts. Okay. But I still have underwear on today. This is my work today. I'm working out right after this, which is why I look like, but some I'm got to work out the swimsuits too. Like there's something like you get out of the water and you're just like a lot of people. And it's like, you can see the head of your penis. I'm right there immediately pulled. Like as soon as I get out, I actually hold the top of my shorts and just like, you have to at least start because it does like that, um, the vacuum seal, like it gets you get out of it. Vacuum seals around everything. You're like, what is going on? And especially in cold water. It's like, I don't, I don't need people to assume that my thing is my thing is small. You know, like I need to like, shake it out a little bit. Sorry, ladies. What else are you? No, no, no, no. They really, they really need to change. Not penis is so much. But have you ever been like in a pool? No, you've been like in a pool all day. I mean, you're changing, but there's been shrinkage, but your penis just looks that one shape where you're like, what in the world? You know what I'm talking about? You know that you know, wait, wait, what the fuck? It only happens if you've been like in one order for a long time, it doesn't happen. We've been in the shower, but it's this Torpedo S pain estate. If you, if you're skinny in the base and then it gets fat and the, it's the ugliest thing ever. You don't even want to be seen. Like I can change in front of my wife, but if I have like shrinkage like that, I'm like, do not look at me. No, it's not just shrinkage though. It like the way more forms. If the girls got, that's how they got to see us, we would all be single. Yeah. We would all be single. There's no way. He, I think it's your base gets thinner than your second half. It's pretty much this like it goes like this. Oh my god. Sorry, if it's TMI, but you know, ladies, this is real. It's, yeah. It's funny though. I won't like look down and be like, if the world saw this right now, if the world saw this, you couldn't then see it. If someone saw it, it's like, it's, it's just like, Oh god. I'm glad I'm not alone. Sometimes like when I see that, I'm like, is this normal? You're just getting confirmation that it, it happens to everybody. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's very normal. And the worst is when you are, you're getting in a pool, and you got that swimsuit on, but the air goes in and you get this little like, poop, poop, poop. And everyone gets to be like, all right, and then you push it down and then the fucking far ball goes, comes up. God, figure that out. Just a little ventant on it or something to prevent it. You know, those clay pools that, um, that, uh, people do. It's like gray and it's very thick. You're supposed to like, kind of like sit in it and it's supposed to like, Oh, like a mud bath. Yeah, mud bath. But I think because it's so thick, you can't fart in that because there's no bubbles. Oh, yeah. Come out. So when someone does do a little fart, it comes out like a big bubble. Like a swan. Like a fog bubble. Yeah. That's just mud baths. How do they fucking clean that? That's kind of nasty. Yeah. I'm already getting in mud. And I've been in it. I'm getting in it, which someone else is already like, yeah, it's just, it's too thick. I just feel like it's more, it captures more shit from people's bodies and kind of simmers in there. That's it's so stupid. Because like if you saw just a big ass puddle of mud like that, you'd be like, oh my god, I'd kill myself if I fell in. If I, if I fell in, yeah. I don't know. It's got to be a fad. There's, there's no way. I mean, I know that like clay, you know, like as tech mud clay, that's like a very popular old skin care thing. But like that in a way can be good for like, I guess exfoliating the texture of your skin. Yeah. Just kind of toughens it up. Where's that? Is that popular in, um, you know how they have all those like bathhouse and that is that bathhouse in Japan? I'm just thinking of like outside water, smoke everywhere. And it's like, oh my god. Like a hot spring. Yeah. Like a hot spring spa. I would love to go to a hot spring. Every time I see one of those, I'm like, I feel like this is grocer in person. Like in pictures, it looks wonderful. Look at the natural ones. I don't, uh, not the natural ones, the ones that are in spots. Yeah. You know, like big spot, they'll have like a big outside one. I don't know. I've seen pictures and every time the pictures are great. And then I'm like, I don't know if I don't want to be in that water. I don't get salt rooms or like salt. You know those like salt lamps. Yeah. Salt lamps, so you go into a whole room and it's just salt all on the walls and it's like that feeling. Is it like a crust like almost like a crust? Not a salt lamp room. Look up a salt spa room. Any way to take your money. Yeah. Almost like you're in this salt cave kind of thing. Yes. Like that. But people say who have cancer and stuff like go there, they just think it's like good to be in the. Yeah. Frequency of salt. Hey, did you remember when we went into that like sleep, there he plays, we drove really far for it. Remember that? Yes, yes. Do you think that worked? I don't know, man. Because I genuinely fell asleep really hard and I don't fall asleep in like in the middle of the day like that. Expand what you're saying. You said we went to sleep. We went to a sleep place where it was there was machines everywhere, but these machines were radiating like, um, it was like basically imagine a circle and there's a bunch of these like kind of like zero gravity chairs all around it like this. And there was like TV screens basically that were just like radiating out this like frequency, like a sound or a light. It was kind of very hum, yeah, very very light, light sound, but it was more for like the rate, like the, um, the frequency of what was it, like we took a nap, but also, I don't know. We drank some nice hot tea before I feel like I feel like it was just like a comfortable room. I really don't know. Right. Damn. So like in my head, it like worked. I was like, oh shit, it worked because I fell asleep and I can't fall asleep in the middle of the day like that. But maybe if you sit in a room like that for an hour and a half, anybody would fall asleep. Yeah. I don't know. And what's weird is like, who really be going there to take a nap in the middle of the day? Do you think it's still open? I don't think so. Not for those prices. Well, we got it for free. But how much was it to like sleep in a room like that? I think it was like $200 an hour or something. It was crazy in college, we had a place like in our like mental health, like office where you could go like sleep in nap pods, like you go to nap, like in these like pods, it was pretty fucking awesome. I feel like a lot of offices now they, um, they were, I think they instilled like the, the napping in the middle of the day because when you wake up, it like kind of reenergizes you for work. I don't know. I get it. But also like, then you need to make work out and work days longer than wake up for the night. You're Spain. Everyone goes home for a Cesta. Yeah. I saw somebody on TikTok saying that it used to be a thing or I think our bodies were meant to. Yeah. Like sleep two times in a day for only, what is it? Like five hours or something, but it was actually what you opt for most of it for most of the 24 hours. Yeah. But then we decided, no, we need to be working the whole time. Yeah. I like the fact that there's places in Europe that are a four day work week. Like that to me. I love that. That's the best idea for everybody because like a two day weekend, you don't really get to do much. Yeah. Cause I know what sucks is everything that you need to do. You can't do it during the week because you're working and then a lot of places are closed on the weekend. So like you're, you either have to take off of work to go like get something. I'm just like, I don't know. Also, I just feel like people would genuinely not only love their job more, but they'll work harder too. Like I, I remember on weekends, again, like you go home from work Friday, you wake up, Saturday's like, fuck, I only have one day to like go relax or have fun, drink, but then when I drink, the next day, pretty shitty for me and then I have to go back to work. Or it's like, if you want to go on a trip, you're taking one trip, one fucking day to fly somewhere. You're there for a day and you fly back. You got to give people more time to like enjoy their time off work so they can come back and get back to work and feel like satisfied from their weekend. What is this? Make it happen here. I do like that more offices are doing work days now from home and I feel like they've since COVID. Yeah. Now a lot of offices do that were like my roommate Danielle she'll go to work three days a week and she gets to stay home Mondays and Fridays, but still works from home. I think that's amazing because it gives her cell change to travel work while traveling because she's working from her computer and so like come home and get work done. And she's like, because her work week is so the way scheduled is such on her side where now she works at night now. She likes to be on her computer and work at night. Right. Walking in the hours that you need to for yeah, it's I don't know. I think yeah, we definitely need to make changes in that and people don't you want to see people happier too? Yeah. People will be happier. I want more smiles on this real health. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like some people some peace of mind, I'll put that like now, what would you say about like, you know, restaurants or like places that like you feel like you open every day? Is it to do like how do you balance out the shifts for that too? Yeah. And like there's doctors and like surgeons and stuff. There's there's jobs sometimes I feel like shifts are restaurants. I feel like are too long to because when I worked at restaurants, I felt like the shifts were so fucking long. You have to say to because then sometimes that you're working, but like no one's coming in and we're not making tips and it just feels like a stop like a waste of time in a way. And it's crazy that you just get punished for that. I was in San Jose and I overheard this waitress. She wasn't my waitress, but she was talking to another girl and it was at this like bar and like hardly anybody was in it, but I could hear her. She goes, I only made $9 yesterday and I worked and she said some unsane amount of hours and she goes, yep, like it was only one group came in. They hardly fucking tipped. I made nothing and I felt so bad hearing her then I almost wanted to go up and like just give her 20 bucks and like or just, he had some cash on me and I was like, but then I didn't want her to feel embarrassed that I overheard her. Yeah. And if she was my waitress, I would have like tipped her even more, but she wasn't. She was working. Oh, no. She wasn't your waitress. She was. Exactly. She wasn't my waitress. If I heard that though, I would have, oh, I would have gave her a lot, but I didn't want to like be like, hey, to this waitress, go give that girl a bunch of money. It was just tough. My heart just ached and I'm like, what do I do or maybe just be like, hey, you both are working so hard. Hey, can you hear? And then can you give this to your friend, too? I don't know. Or maybe like, oh, she waited us last time. Can you give her this? That's like a good way to kind of like, to me, I've never waited on that man in my life. Who the fuck are you? Come back here. What the fuck is on this dollar? What's it like? Did he put fucking points? Yes. It just couldn't really be backfires on me. I'm just trying to be a decent patron here. Yeah. No, I get it. That's fucking stinks. And it's the thing is that you know restaurants don't make a lot of money either. You know how they're like, they say like restaurants need to pay more money. I don't think restaurants make a lot of money either because those are the hardest businesses to ever go positive, right? It's tough. It's very tough in the food industry. It just, it just stinks overall. That's why sometimes I feel like it is really up to us. It's just, I know it sucks that we don't have to tip a lot to like make up for it. It's like, it's good for the economy. What else are you going to do if these restaurants aren't making that much? Unless they're like a huge franchise or something, but like, and that's what happens when, you know, the big companies just take over and it makes it difficult for the mom and pop shops, you know, the little family restaurants and things like that. I mean, I would love to have a flight attendant on because I'm always curious like with flight attendants, what's kind of satisfying is that you know the journey of the trip. Yeah. You know when the shift's going to be over, kind of a thing. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my god. Is that mundane or is that satisfying? And you're going somewhere, which is kind of fun. Just imagine on their end, it flying that much, it doesn't like, they don't, I feel like they don't even feel like the countries that they're landing in. I talked to the one stewardess lady when I just went and flew to Paris. Yeah. Because you know how there's like limitations for how many hours you can work in one setting. Yeah. I was like, how does that work? Like if you have a 10 hour flight, you're technically working over the legal amount of time. I think that's when overtime comes in though, right? And she was like, we're allowed, we're given, um, sleep windows so that they can sleep on the flight, which kind of like, where are they sleeping? They have rooms. I don't know. Of the international ones. They're like, I know I know international ones, but what about, oh, I guess they do take like breaks, but I don't think they're like, they're probably doing like a light nap, but they have their curtains and stuff. They usually have like, they should have like one flight a day, right? They're not usually never where she also said like, she'll like, if she flies to Paris, they don't immediately jump back and fly back. Like she said that they would have like two days in Paris to just like recoup. You can do whatever you want. And then you would take the return flight back. That's fine. But if you're going from like LA to San Francisco, after that, you might go up to Seattle. Like if you're doing like shorter flights, yeah, hour and a half of this stuff. It would be fun though. If you're flight attendant, you guys were all friends, same age, and you guys were like, shit. This is my vibe. Love you guys. Have you been. Oh, that, okay. That's a vibe. They're down there vaping. Just like, because they know they can, like they know it's not that bad. They're like, shit, they know how to cover it. They like cover it with like their own sticky thing. And just like, hey, pass me the baby. Oh God, the stories they have though. God. I know. You got to also be good about your zeit came, your vitamins, because like being around that many humans all day and just, you know, cycled air all the time, that's like that would take a toll on your music, even being like high up like that, because you're constantly to hydrate it up there. So they have to like fucking be drinking electrolyte and water all fucking day through their shifts. I feel like we, we shouldn't be allowed to see this like a year, we're looking behind the curtain and it's making. Yeah. It's a little like, that's kind of, that's, it's kind of sick though. I wonder if they go one at a time, like they can't like to have two people in there. It's like almost, you know, basketball teams, you have to have certain amount of players out on the court at a time. They have it set up where it's like, we have too many flight attendants, the flight attendants, the flight attendant. Thanks. Somebody is like, oh, they're like, you want to come back to my room? I don't know if you remember him, but there was this flight attendant guy who was like six foot four, very handsome, charismatic, and he was friends with one of our friends in the friend group, like quite a few years ago. But I was like talking to him about like, you know, just behind the scenes of the job. Dude, he said he was smashed and stewardess after stewardess on the plate. No. Yes. I'm guessing it was probably in one of these like, it's crazy because I always wanted like, how is that possible? Like he was working with the same that maybe like their friends are the same. There's no way It's like a new stewardesses that you would meet on these flights. I guess it would be reoccurring ones different shift ones But he was like that's the turbulence you're like a little bumpy today Oh, really that he was you were gonna say he would like fuck like passengers, but not like mid flight But like he know numbers that's next because I mean there's like sexual frequency in the Everyone's horny You're like are they attractive or we just had an airport like there's something about the everybody is more attractive in the air That's crazy. I know there was a take talk with this guy pose this question goes Which one are we picking you have to go to jail for 10 years or you have to go to jail as long as it takes For your mom to beat Elden ring to what beat Elden ring but in this scenario since you probably don't know Elden ring like grant Let's say grant that auto six. Yeah, your mom your mom has to so either you go to jail for 10 years Or you go to jail for as long as it takes for your mom to how okay? So how long does a normal person like that is place likes video games, but a week Oh, probably a week to beat the game, but we're talking about your mom. That's fine. That's fine I think anybody because my mom she's not like I wouldn't consider as like too old. Yeah, so I think that so this would happen How long would it take my brother is soup my brother's really good at video games He's like I don't know what you're about to ask but go on. No, no coaching her. He can't he can't teach her how to play first No, I think in this scenario that's not your mom sits down in front of the TV and With the gaming console and has to be the game wait hold on no, no, but like she has to learn how to use the controls at this the same time Yeah, I'll allow her. She's allowed to go to the menu and see what all the buttons do this doesn't count But like there's no one gonna be there Root and Virgoing all right shoot that guy shoot that guy. No, no, no, no, no This is she has to go to playing it. She's alone playing it, but obviously I would like to believe that my mother Would do everything to beat this day of video game and that's the choice you guess you have to take But I'm curious what how long do you think it would take for you? I think I think my mom if it takes a week for like normal I I think my mom Would take like a year and a half Okay, I'm gonna expect her for a year to just practice like mom Like you know what I mean like could she only do it on the weekend? You know what? Yeah, she has to find the time to do it But I'm but my phone calls. I'd be like go try harder You get to see a live stream of her playing. I wouldn't that would You be I'm not getting out of here any time Get the tats like but dude, I think 10 years is like I really think anybody anybody can finish under I think my mom can maybe do it in a year In a year. Yeah, she's retired. She has to die. I think I would like to think my mom would do whatever it takes to help her baby boy You know what I mean, and I feel like she would just be like you know what this is on me. I got to get him home Is it a hard game to play? Elden ring I think would be even harder than grand theft auto because you have to have spells potions Olden ring is like you're on the fly like working it. It's No, it's no halo. It's no like God of war. It's like much more Interest that I think halo and breath that grand theft auto are probably easier than the level of like time You need to put into Elden range. So maybe it would be two years. I can't Why mom this question? Just stressing me out like thinking that this is real life situation I have to make the decision the thing is I think the safer bet that would be for her to play the game then spending 10 years in jail Knowing the thought that there's a chance you're gonna get out I like the challenge. I like the challenge. It's like it takes her 60 years. I think Mr. Beast steal this idea Not make it like 10 years, but yeah, you put someone away for as long as it take for a normal person to beat this game That's a really good idea, but then again, that's really scary to like have to rely on somebody beating a game in order for like your family member Whatever to get out from whatever they're stuck in maybe there's some money on the line all the while that with Mr. Bees or they're like they're in a space where like they have like the best food and like they have a really comfy Like I don't know or and boring place, but they can entertain themselves, but they can't be out in the real world. Yeah. Yeah. That is a that's a really good video. I'd watch it Yeah, I've been in here for years and my mom's on the last level one Imagine he did it though, but like the the kid is behind a two-way mirror just standing there behind the mom watching Yeah, that would be really funny for a video speaking of your mom. How is your mom doing post op? She's doing great She's still like you know still healing it. I'll take like six months to six to eight nine months to fully fully like You know because the nose is still like perked up a little bit It takes a little bit to drew back down just to like look more normal. Yes. I'm back out. I'll probably Fly her back out here in like In like three weeks. Oh, okay, cuz you have you have to finish the video. We got to do the reveal. I'm really excited about that She's very excited about that and I think they want to do I'm doing the reveal before He does one more thing on her. He wants to give her like a like a lip lift Okay, because now that her nose is far apart from her mouth. It doesn't look It just doesn't look natural or it doesn't look right because just because you know she's older So it just it makes you look like more like aha Is the lip lift what you got done? Yeah, dress that because people in the comments work. Bring with me The thing is that you hold a lot of power And sometimes you need to like you need to watch what you say because I Was reading these comments. I was like did I get a lip lift your lips? I get normal then I went my mustache is a little bit lower And maybe that's what it was it is, but also I truly think that lip that the bomb that I had Went to the next day like I because I when I shard maybe I didn't like rub my lips. Yeah, hard Are you trying to say that like I should wear lip balm more great power comes great responsibility? Feminine you I don't say you look feminine. Did you want to kiss me? No, you just look very What am I gonna say It was giving Chas Dean Don't know without his chas he has the billboards all around LA reason You know of Chas Dean he's every like he always has a billboard Okay, I just see why It was giving Chas Dean Kind of does look like same. Why does he look like a lion? Is it the mascara the or the thing around his eye? This is the hair. It's the main he looks like one of the three Fathers and Leah show. Yeah, that's daddy moat. That's daddy moat Are you watching love Island this year this season? Yeah, I mean either. No, I love that people love it I've watched a season of love Island in the past that but that's too much work It's a lot of day and hour out of my night now. I don't know why they can't shorten it for people that like want to watch it But don't want to sit there for an hour and a half each episode for what 25 30 episodes It's a lot like I don't think you need to see all that very time demanding they should bring it down to like 30 minutes An episode for people, you know that are not like that obsessed with it. It's six to eight weeks That's a lot. It's a lot of 60 episodes in total. I got I got stuff to do to tell somebody was telling me I think who was it one of my friends were telling me she's like oh my god It's finally better, but we had to wait two weeks. I'm like god damn you have to weigh you fucking 10 11 episodes for it to like now start to get better. It's crazy. Mm-hmm. I want to see shit happening episode two Yeah, episode one is the is the buildup we are introducing all the characters. I want to pop it out of episode two action climax Dane you mom done. It's too much Remember when we're watching love Island because Mariah is like you have to watch this season and Mariah was just She had it for playing on the projector, but I was on the laptop the entire night Fast forwarding just like I was able to understand what was going on. Yeah, you had fast forwarded half that episode I got everything that I needed to get in, but yeah I don't I never want to watch a love Island episode or a season ever again. It's too much Unless it's somebody I know that's on there that you think then I want to see like a close, but I want to see Todd on there Let's let's see like I want to see someone Oh I got it. I think they have old people on there now in there who are 30 we are not calling Todd old people Well, I'm saying for love Island love Island is like 24 to 27 They always to me they always look like my age like they feel older. I don't know why okay Well one guy in the UK was 39 so sure okay, I think there if you have a start like Todd 100% has it has a good good enough luck to be honest. Yes. Yes, and a good enough bod Yeah, nice and tan. Oh speaking of like thinking things are older. I don't know why, but I still can't get it through my brain That I am significantly older than NFL players. Yep, when I look at football player in my head I'm like damn I could still do that when I get older like that. You know what? Same these college players sometimes 24 and I'm like I'm like 10 years older than these people But I see them as like larger than life. Yeah, it's it's like when they're like when you know There's some of them at an event. They're just bigger than you you taller than you, they look older than you like older in a good way to make it so much buddy. And like they're born in 2004 and they're making it in there worth 30 million dollars. I'm like, excuse me. And they just know how to tackle and roam with a ball. I almost see them as like, I'm still growing and I'm going to get to that. I do. Yeah. It is so weird. But I'm capped. I'm capped. I'm capped at my size. I'm capped at everything. We're past our peak. We're past our fucking peak. And it's crazy how young they are. I don't, I don't get it. I know when I was at the World Cup game, just we were so close and the players would come up and kick the ball. I was like, wow, because football, they're wearing masks and helmets and stuff. And you only see their face like every now and then. But like when I was seeing those soccer players went around, I'm like, so there's like teenagers, man. Like, no, the soccer players are definitely thinner. They're like, they're like, a lot of them are our size soccer players, right? They're very lean. They're lean. They're either are high. They can be shorter. You know how many miles of soccer player runs in a damn game? Yeah, we're 10 miles. We already talk about that. Okay, fine. Yeah, you're telling me, man. Wait, let me, let me guess. Let me get 10 miles every day where I'm like, there's no way I could do that. Yeah, because I did always wonder. I mean, I knew they do a lot of practice scrimmaging all that. But like, I always wonder like, then it's crazy. It's because they run so fucking much. But I think soccer is different where a lot of people are genuine and really young. Yeah, like this kid right now in the World Cup is 17. That's crazy. That's wild. There's a new F1 driver that's 19, Kimmy. Wait, I thought you have to be like, you have to be 18 and over to be in the like any sort of like World Cup Olympics. I don't think so. Because I remember there was like a really good soccer player not too long ago. Honestly, might have been this guy. But that they were everyone is freaking out because he was this like national treasure for his team. But he was like 16. But he had been playing and practicing every day all his life. And he was like one of the best in the country. And they're like, can't wait to see how he progresses now that he's in the pros. Did he have magical shoes that got struck by like thing and gave him powers? Remember like Mike with little bow out. And that boy, he goes, he goes to a halftime show and just start sinking and bucket. And they were like, we have to have this kid. This kid in an orphanage. But he had magic shoes on. They had magic shoes on. But can you imagine if that was happened in real life, we're like, there is a 13 year old, like a 10 year old kid in the NBA. Yeah. I mean, they would find out pretty quickly if he's wearing some random shoes. Are you obsessed with Erling Holland? Oh, yes. Dude. Yes. My whole feed is just montages of it. I can't stop looking at him. It was like, he was, he's like Viking blood. He's so captivating to watch. Whoa. I'm guessing he's tall. Yes, probably six, seven. I want to see him as like in a Viking, in a Viking set. Like I want to see him on Game of Thrones. Oh, he is. Yeah. Everyone's like, where's his dragon? Where's his dragon? Where's his dragon? The fucking Targaryen right now. And he has the most amazing Birkin collection. I saw a whole take off of all his bags. Dude, we never expect that sickest looking Birkin. So he makes him look masculine. He is cool. Dude, he's so good. Does he have a strong accent? He looks like he does. Like a Norwegian accent. What you would expect it to be. He does look like that actor on House of the Dragon. Yeah. Yeah. Matt Smith. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's, he's, he's awesome. He's cool. He's my favorite Pokemon out of all of them. Speaking of, did you watch House of Dragon yet? No. I do. I jumped ship last season. Why would you jump from friends with all of them? It's just weird, like seeing them in real life, you know? Okay. One of them hanging out with little Millie one time. Yeah, but that doesn't make you not watch of the Eurydee watch season one. Same. I've just, I've just read it. You should have came out that one night I was with all of them. I know. I know. All of them. I didn't come. That's crazy. I had a chance. You gave me that chance. Yeah. I go, we are right here at this bar. We have a whole fucking table. And they show Matt and I was Patricia's birthday because she's tight with Bobby and Tom. And Matt Smith came Olivia, uh, what's her name? She's amazing actress. Matt, I'm not, honestly, it was probably for the best. I didn't show up because I, I think I probably wouldn't have, I just, I probably wouldn't have been good in this situation. I've been way too nervous. It's too many of them at once. I know you would have had a meltdown. It would have to be like one at a time. You know, if I saw one, that's so, that's much easier to just season you know. Oh, can I ask a little name dropy question, but with you guys, are you tight with Ella Langley? Really tight because she follows you Todd Heath. Yeah, dude, we've, we've, we've had, we've gotten launched what, quite a few times, right? In Nashville, turtickets sold out. It was one time we got launched with her. It wasn't a couple times. Can you deem her and say, can we get tickets to your LA show? No, I would never. I can't, you know, I can't be like that with her, man. Y'all in the comments encourage. You know, please, uh, maybe I will. Maybe the thing is, the thing is anyone can buy tickets, but they're too expensive. They sold out, use that tough money. Get that done money, but I need them for like me and a couple of friends. My couple of friends don't have that much money. I want to have there. There you go for tickets, Ella Langley, please. We're kidding. We don't know. Ella Langley. Well, you, she doesn't follow that many people and she follows you. She's probably a fan of, I don't know, the bunny fantasy or something. Or maybe she's, she's been following since 2017. Correct. I do know that. You can see when somebody follows you. All DM her. I'm going to DM Ella Langley and hopefully I get in her DMs, but that's the thing is, she knows, she probably knows who I am. No, no, you should definitely try it. See, look, $2,000 Zane. So don't tell me. And this is at the Greek. Like, this isn't. No, I know, Matt. I know it's crazy, but like, I think it's crazier to DM her for tickets. I'm looking at just options. It's L.A. It's showbiz. I think you should pay for tickets. See her and then DM her after saying, hey, had a wonderful time at the show. Great. That's respectful. And then maybe the next show, you'll get. Yeah. So you guys are not friends. No, we're not friends. Do I sound like a dick? Oh, it's not bad to ask for tickets. I think it's, that's not under the right circumstance to say, like, Zane, I'm going to see your ass at this fucking. I'll be like, fuck you. I just want my wife to be happy. No, no, Matt, like if I, if I was going and I was able to get extra tickets, I would 100% like, bring you like, like, you know, like, that would understand how it is just like, because I'm not going to this, I can't like ask for somebody else. And then, but I'm not going. It's just like, I know, and we were talking about my friends and I'm like, I'm going to bring this up on the bottom. No, it's, no, it's like I, you have the right mindset. I just think it needs to be the right circumstance. Okay. You know, because anybody else would take that opportunity, especially if you love, it's not like, let's say it was in Fort Lauderdale. Hey, I'm from Fort Lauderdale. I have a friend that really. No, you're in Fort Lauderdale. Your mom's a big fan and tickets aren't possible. You would shoot her DM. If tickets were impossible for me to get like, it was sold out, I would DM her. I would, I would, I would still buy them. I would, yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't go for free. But that's just me, though, you know, like, I, I don't want to, like, you don't want to feel like you're using somebody. We're talking about this, like, we're not being recorded. Yeah, this is like some unwind conversation we're having. Like, I'd be, if I knew she was watching, I'd be so embarrassed. Yeah, more fun about her. Why are you winning? She wouldn't be embarrassed for about seven minutes. Dude, Ellen Lee's chill, man. I think the whole Ella fellow, Ella's fellows. Yeah. Like, I think that is one of the funniest sides. I was about to buy that merch. It'd be good merch. It's really good merch. Ella's fellows. Like, I saw one, one guy made a TikTok of her, like, on stage. He's like, it's so cute watching my girlfriend pretend that she's single for the next hour and a half. I just think it's funny. That's really funny. We got to land this plane. I think it's time to light. That's really good. I really like that. Let's land this plane. I feel like I've been on a 12 hour shift. My bags are packed. We're clocking out. Clocking out, bookies. All right. Guys, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of basically unfiltered. I mean, I'm saying he's unfiltered. Yeah, my next time I fucking said, I was gonna be like, thank you for tuning to another episode who in a half, um, thank you so much. You can check out these episodes every Monday, audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video for them on youtube.com/zaneinheat. Also, make sure to check out the patreon patreon.com/zaneinheat because you keep these cameras rolling and you get an extended cut of every single podcast. We do an unwind. We do a bonus episode. We do a live Q&A every month. It's a great time. Again, it's all on patreon.com/zaneinheat. Unwind. We'll see you in a second. All right, guys. We'll see you next time. Bye, guys. -Toodles. -Toodles. Tata for now.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The hosts (Zayn, Heath, Matt, Jared) discuss family life, including Heath's parents moving closer and Mariah's mom visiting.
  2. A viral quote about limited summers with children sparks a conversation about parenting and time passing quickly.
  3. They debate the new Shrek 5 animation, criticizing Fiona's "beautified" look and recalling hidden adult jokes in Shrek
  4. AI company logos are compared to buttholes, referencing Hank Green's tier list and Kurt Vonnegut's illustration.
  5. They discuss uncomfortable swimsuit issues, including shrinkage and netting liners, in a humorous exchange.
  6. The conversation shifts to work culture, including four-day work weeks, flight attendant jobs, and tipping struggles for waitstaff.
  7. A hypothetical question about jail time versus a mom beating Elden Ring leads to playful debate.
  8. They touch on Heath's mom's post-op recovery, including a possible lip lift, and joke about Jared's appearance.
  9. The episode ends with talk about Love Island, NFL players' ages, soccer star Erling Haaland, and a plea for Ella Langley tickets.

Summary:

In this episode of "Basically Unfiltered," the hosts—Zayn, Heath, Matt, and Jared—begin with a mix-up about the recording time, then dive into personal updates. Heath shares that his parents are moving from Tennessee to Nashville to be closer to him and his family, highlighting the joy of making up for lost time after years apart. This leads to a discussion about a viral TikTok quote on how few summers parents get with their children, prompting reflections on how quickly time passes, especially with Heath's baby, Tony, who is now using a walker and becoming more mobile.

The conversation takes a lighter turn as they critique the new Shrek 5 trailer, noting that Fiona looks "beautified" and less like an ogre, which they feel undermines her original message. They also recall adult jokes from the first Shrek film, like Lord Farquaad's awkward scene. The hosts then joke about AI company logos resembling buttholes, referencing a viral video and Hank Green's ranking, before moving to personal anecdotes about swimsuit discomfort and pool shrinkage.

They explore work-life balance, advocating for four-day work weeks and discussing flight attendant schedules, including hidden nap breaks and social dynamics. A hypothetical about choosing between 10 years in jail or waiting for your mom to beat Elden Ring sparks playful debate. The episode wraps with updates on Heath's mom's surgery recovery, a critique of Love Island's length, and admiration for young athletes like Erling Haaland. They end by humorously asking Ella Langley for tickets, closing with their usual sign-off.

FAQs

The podcast is called 'Basically Unfiltered' or 'Zayn and Matt Unfiltered', and new episodes are available every Monday on audio platforms and every Tuesday as video on youtube.com/zaneinheat.

Patreon members get an extended cut of every podcast, a bonus episode called 'Unwind', and a live Q&A every month. It's available at patreon.com/zaneinheat.

Heath wants four children in total, and he already has one child named Tony.

The hosts discussed that Fiona was beautified in Shrek 5, which they felt contradicted her original message of embracing her true ogre self. They noted Shrek aged with wrinkles, but Fiona's face was 'snatched' with changes like cheek fat removal.

The hosts talked about a TikTok video pointing out that many AI company logos, like Claude's, look like a butthole. They referenced a Hank Green video ranking these logos and a Kurt Vonnegut illustration that resembled the Claude logo.

The hosts debated whether they would choose to go to jail for 10 years or stay in jail until their mom beat the video game Elden Ring. They estimated their moms would take about a year or two to complete it, so they'd prefer that over 10 years in jail.

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