He Still Hates Jayson Tatum - Episode 257

You want to know something I didn't like about, like middle school, high school is I could never really get straight A's both semester, you know, whether it's because of sports or something else, but the main thing I knew I would never get straight A's was because of art. And it's just like all these people that I can't draw today, like you can draw. I can draw a little bit. No, no, you can't fucking draw. Yes, I can. I'm saying compared to Jean, you can't draw. Okay, yes. You just want to say, compared. And you can draw. I can tell you you can't draw. I don't know why. Don't ask any questions, but it's just like, just look, it's three out of four of us can't draw. And it was drawing. We were getting judged all fucking creating shit and it's like, I can't do this shit. You probably just weren't trying. I'm just saying a lot of art classes were simple shit, like just like attempting to do something. No, bro, like I legit, I can't draw like I could literally see a nose and I can see the person and draw it perfectly. And I do every step after an R-Shit going to look different. Yeah, that's the, that's different though. No, I'm just saying, but that shit, but I'm getting judged off that. I was getting bad. I was getting bad. I was getting bad. What kind of school did you go today, or judging, were you, were you getting judged how good the art was or just basically what? You definitely got like some extra credit for like, yes, but if you followed the instruction, so like they say like, oh, draw a face and they like, they say, draw this nose like this. Boom, boom, draw that first part, right? And then you draw the next step, draw a circle. Next step, draw the little eyebrows. You're probably trying to like, you're skipping steps to get to a different result. Yeah, you're trolling and you just adding. No, I'm not. Yeah. I was trying to give him a grillish shit. I did. I say giving people grills and shit. I ain't going to. This gangster is everywhere. One thing you know about my picture, it's going to be some clouds in the partly, it's going to be a partly cloudy shit going on. Every time, I'm going to give you a little sun with a cloud coming off that bitch because that's the one thing I can draw, but I just didn't like that. There's like, Brad, like, people that's bad at math, right? Get the goal to like, special education math. It should be special education art. Yeah, art give you the tutorial. Lash, you going there and it's like a brace on my wrist, you shit, like, this way, perfect life. Appreciate it. It's a misticky tape. I wouldn't mind standing like a three hour block for that, like, especially art. How y'all doing man, we can't put it together. Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies episode two. 57. I have no clue. We've been on the road. We've been beating down that fucking road, dude. Oh, we got Jean here, we got Kerry with us as well. And Pat. What up? I'm like, y'all be bushing, y'all been bushing in the comments lately. And I want to say, you know, I'm not blaming y'all for us and not being Uber famous yet. But is y'all fucking fault, bro? Y'all sit there and trolling the comments instead of saying like, y'all favorite moment. And now when somebody new comes there is, oh, Mike, dude, Pat, look at these niggas. These niggas is ass. And it's like, we know y'all trolling, but damn, the new viewers come here like, I'm reading the comments. And this shit, look ass, everybody in here saying, telling the host to shut the fuck up. Like, what the fuck is going on? It's funny though, like, over the Joe episode, uh, we got called, uh, misogynistic. But I feel like it's the first time that we've been really like, we get, we get called misogynistic and we get called Sims. It's like the both extreme and sometimes and is hilarious though. I don't know. And it's like, I know it's not most of y'all. Don't, don't get me wrong, bro. I know who y'all are. I can literally tell even when y'all say, I looked at y'all comments and y'all left 120 comments over the years on the podcast and they all been troll comments. I know that's your way of showing love and I appreciate it. But every once in a while, man, drop your favorite moment with like a timestamp and then call me a bitch as you know, I'm saying, like, you want to come and talk about man, pat a bitch. So the new viewer, like, man, the host is a bitch. What are watches? What are watches? Anyway, make sure you guys subscribe to the Patreon. We've been dropping episodes there on Seattle Portland Apologies. We do have to cancel the show. Just personal things are going on. Just family emergency. Yeah. And it's just like, it's funny. We got a bunch of DMs. Did you get DMs too? Yeah. And it's just like, people, like, some people like starting off talking shit. Like, you don't even want to figure out what happened. The venue moved the show the first time and then just moved it to a date where it just didn't work out. Just the case, they talking behind our back, we put a little sub down there. What else? Merch is available online. If you ordered the international woman's entry t-shirts, those are already shipped out by now. Massage in this. You should be getting those this week. What else? Anything else? Toronto. Get your tickets almost sold out legit. The show probably has like five more tickets. That's not there. That's no salesman. Yeah. So don't come to us. Probably five more tickets. Yeah. Detroit. Detroit. That's a bigger venue. We still, you know, still going strong. So keep getting your tickets. I know we're competing with Summer Walker, but you have to choose one. Yeah. I was literally seeing session 32 at the show 40. We do carry on. So we got you. Two Summer Walker songs. Yeah. Y'all got Summer Walker. Oh, man. I'm playing games too. Maybe right. You know what I'm saying? I might go to the Summer Walker concert. What the fuck? I ain't going to lie. I'm going to look at you a little weird if you have Summer Walker tickets and then you come to see us. No, no, no. Let's do it though. No, go to Summer Walker. Carry going to be there too. Yeah. I am going to be there. I'm so excited. Yeah. We bring in gang gang through so there will be extra security. So. And usually like we like the set example. So like the first person literally is not going to like you shouldn't get your ass beat. But you might just just like you know, so he said an example. It's like a thing like, Hey, Mike, I love you. Security. Be that again. I don't think you should Uber eats McDonald's because I was walking past my apartment complex. Walking past somebody apartment and they had their McDonald's Uber eats in front of the door. Like McDonald's is an in the moment meal. Like something. Honestly, McDonald's might not probably shouldn't make it to your house. No, also down the block from everywhere. Yeah. Honestly, it's been a while since I consumed McDonald's in my house. It's always like an in the car meal for me. And when I see it in front of you, you're like your door, yeah, I don't know. It's never going to be fresh. Obviously, it's going to be like the ride there because you don't even get like a special order fries. You don't even get the some of like super hot fries or you can just reach in the bag and eat it on the way. So you don't even get access to that McDonald's literally last 30 minutes. Yeah. But yeah, it's literally 30 minutes like you got 30 minutes to each of McDonald's or that motherfucker might get up and beat you all out. It might be a bargain. They could start growing arms. Why are you Ubering in as well? Cause like you say, it's around every corner. It also like depending on like the fees and shit if you actually add it up, you might spend more money getting McDonald's, you know what I'm talking about. Your meal is $7.99, serving some fees is $9.99, my nigga. You just pay for a nigga to bring you some bullshit. I think it's so interesting what people decide to get delivered to their door. Like, there's this one girl in my apartment and she comes down to get one singular drink that gets delivered to her and I was like, come on down, I thought I was drinking. So I'm sorry, the beginning to a bad porn or you brought you one drink like I don't have the money for this. How ever am I going to pay you? I'm going to tell you something else you could do with that cut. Imagine if I was the straw. No, that's not good. But you do have a 30 minute, like you said, 30 minute gap between McDonald's most fast food I would say. You do get an excuse though. If you're like super sick, no, if you're super hungry and it's like one of the few things that's open that you can trust, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you don't want to get rascals tacos, you know what I'm saying? It's like, rascals, tacos, McDonald's and shit like that. I could not do that because I would be afraid that somebody would go and eat my fries or go on my bag and eat my food. Or like you said, the food isn't going to be fresh anymore, but why won't people just go in their car and drive and get it? It depends what neighborhood neighborhood to the McDonald's isn't. Yeah. That can also be a thing because there's some JJ fishes where I would not go there to get to buy there. It's not going inside. Yeah. So I'm going to, I would uber ease it. But McDonald's it's a drive-through. That's it. I've probably done that before, like I didn't like the one that was in my hood. So I ordered uber ease McDonald's from the farther one. Right. I'm not going to lie, like the McDonald's in the major cities definitely take it like it's a fall off. And I think it's more likely to do like the employees like who works there don't be giving a fuck about the place. But if you catch a McDonald's like on the outskirt of town and it's on one of them exes man, actually like five star diners, like god damn our chicken nuggets, they gave me a whole chicken breast. We put a chicken back in the car in case you want that shit for tomorrow. go to a white Tommy down, so they got all skates and shit. - Delivery order. (laughing) - I didn't even know y'all did that here. (laughing) I thought it would just start new. - I feel like people should start rushing their kids a little bit more. I was getting a bacon egg and cheese from this place, I get my sandwiches from, but they also served donuts. And there's a long line, and the line is taking forever, because little Jimmy can't be picked between, if he wants like glazed on it, or like a, what a brown butter donut, right? - Mm-hmm. - I feel like when there's so many options like that, you gotta go in there with already telling what your kid what they're gonna get. This is what we're getting. 'Cause it was like, oh, what do you want? And he's like, oh, I want this one. No, no, no, no, can I get this one? Then it's like, allow them to start thinking this shit, they started scratching their chin. I'm like bro, come on man, I just want a sandwich. - Like that's like those parental households, whereas they teach their kids to experience, you're gonna do everything on your own. You're gonna fill all this out. They're just like, all this for this nigga to get a girlfriend at 19. - Oh my God. - Bro, the dad said, the dad said, they finally got the order, right? He's like, oh, do you want to pay? 'Cause obviously, he's gonna say that's the time of the family to let the kid pay. - Yeah, so he gave me the card. - He dropping the coins. - Yeah, the kid dropped the card. He dropped, and he's not even touching the tap then. He's like, oh, first he's trying to insert it, and then he can't find where to insert it, 'cause he's too fucking short. And then he's trying to tap, and I'm like, bro, speed this shit up. - No, that shit, if the nigga dropped, I have a little kid drop coins in front of me, I'm like, but I teach that nigga to do the lesson. (all laughing) - It's that the way you fuck around, you know, nigga? - Oh my God. - I'm playing. - I'm gonna let them go in front of you. If you're the person who has the kid, you're like, you know what, we're not ready yet, so y'all can go. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, but you're just gonna let them take the precious time. - Yeah, you gotta teach him about urgency. (all laughing) - Like, you don't get something-- - You don't get it on top. - Honestly, that's how I learned a lot of my lessons too, growing up is urgency. Not doing things when you're not supposed to do it. - Yeah. - And if you don't do it when you're supposed to do it, you're not gonna reap the benefit. - You're not gonna get left at the crib. (all laughing) - That's how you go to your cousin's house this year. You didn't get ready on time. (all laughing) - I'm in your favorite toilet. - When I used to live with my mom, I used to like ask her why a lot. And like, we used her my way out of doing stuff. And my mom would be like, "Go mold the neighbors "down the street long, she an old lady. "Go mold her long." I'd be like, "Why?" Like, I've never even talked to her before. Like, why I gotta do all that? And then sometimes I would reason my way out of it, not doing it. So then when I started living with my dad, I had like a whole shot. 'Cause my dad is like the type of person if you ask him something twice, he takes it as a disrespect. And he pop off quick. So it's just like, my first three months living with him, I kept getting punched on. (all laughing) He'd be like, "Go tell that lady." Like, he will make me go up to like older black woman and just tell them like, "Hey, you're beautiful." He'll like make me like get a flower, take him to flower. He'll make me like, "Go to that woman, "take her groceries, put her groceries in the car." And like, I used to ask why 'cause it should be weird. He'd be like, "Get out, go get her groceries, "take him to the car." And I'm like, "Am I head?" I'm like, "She don't think I'm robbing her." Like, "It's gonna be awkward as hell." And for some reason it worked every time. I'd be like, "Thank you, young man." And like, but when I used to ask why he used to punch me and I like, "Has stop asking why for a long time." I used to be like, "Why have I just put this in the car?" (all laughing) They used to wonder why I was always like, "Here's the eye." "Well, I'm crying and shit, I'm pleased." "Please, let me help you with your groceries." He gon' kill me. (all laughing) - The importance of father, it's not the hitting part, I guess, but you know, just the importance of having real dad teaching y'all responsibility. I think that's definitely lost today. - Especially just the respect aspect of things. - Yeah. - That'll take you far. - Knowing somebody, like having a respect for somebody that you know, like every day you walk around your dad knowing that person is stronger than you. And they can beat the shit out you at any time. And then like, that's the first person you start to respect. It's just like a person that can physically harm you. That's why like, some people, I don't even gonna get into all that. - Oh, they know it ain't. - But it's not you here. - Yeah. - What's your thoughts on the Meghan Clay situation? - Oh yeah, we kind of satiate with the way. - Oh man. You know, it's very interesting, I would say, I personally don't understand why everyone's so invested. I'm gonna be very happy. - That is true too. - I really don't get why everyone's invested. And. - But I also think they're invested because. - Please tell me why. - I think they're invested because one, they're fans of her and there's fans of Clay. But also because their relationship was on Front Street everywhere. There was my man, my man, my man, the song's everything. So it was like, when something's like, not necessarily she was throwing her relationship in her face, but it was very like out there with her relationship where she has the right to do. So I think people felt like they were invested already. Like you made me invested. You made me invest into this. - They were so. - You made me the opposite. - Yeah. - I just think it got really weird though. Like I'm not gonna lie to you. I saw this girl on Instagram or TikTok or something. She was trying to do like witchcraft and voodoo on Clay because he cheated and stuff. I'm like, this is taking it too far. I mean the men, we're taking it way too far. Did you see that graphic? That thing. - Oh, all the guys. - Yeah. - No, that's crazy. - That was crazy graphic. - I need y'all to explain to me what's going on with the men today. - I think people just have that, especially after that Tory situation, there's a lot of people that just don't like Meg. - But still gonna do it then. - I know, but I don't think it has to happen. - I think it's weird. - It's very weird. - I think it's definitely weird. But I'm just saying that's the reason. Like they just have that hatred. You know, there's already a lot of people that hate women online and confident women at that, right? - Right. - So, especially when all that happened and obviously those things was like, oh, she's lying and this and that. And they put somebody in jail for 10 years, whatever. A lot of people still have that disdain for her. But I think that's just Twitter though to me. I don't know that anything outside of Twitter, I don't know. Yeah, I don't hear that in real life. - Yeah, I don't think it stems from, I don't think everybody is in it for the Megan Clay thing. Like even the people that like, Meg's quote unquote haters. I think it's more of people going at it personally with people within their communities. And then Megan Clay is used as their example. Because it's just like, yes, okay. If you think about the Megan Tory situation, like not everybody, like if you take 100,000 people, maybe 10,000 of those people actually feel something for Meg or Tory. The next 90,000 is more of like a gender debate. - Yeah. - Should this be that and they use it, Meg. Like, oh, that's why they celebrate when something bad happened to Meg. Because it's more of, I'm celebrating something bad happening to women. And it's kind of like the divide between men and women. - Oh. - And it's like them hating each other. - Pat, you might be a prophet. - What happened? - This is what you said about the Meg situation nine months ago when the relationship started. - Shit, it's negative. - He's out on that. - I don't know. - You're just me thinking of who Meg the stallion is. - Even though I do see how they can mesh a little bit, but me seeing a Meg the stallion and me seeing who Clay Thompson is, I just, it's so on and through. 'Cause me seeing them. - We need proof, huh? - I believe the relationship. - I don't, I didn't. I just don't like, I feel like one thing I know is about I paid attention to, but I love love. I love different type of couples. I pay attention to couples when I'm around like, first I'm ever seeing you and you, man, I paid attention to the dynamic. - And how was that? - Straight to the dynamic. I let you know off camera. But, but I, like I paid attention to the dynamic and I like got that down. I'm like, oh, this is this type of couple. Even if it's a new type of couple I've never seen. That type of couple I've never seen last. It just like. - Oh, just a basketball player and entertainer. - Huh? It's not even a basketball entertainer. It's just like what Clay is into. Like I think Clay loves to jump in and out of the public eye. I think he likes to get on his boat sometimes. I think he likes to pop it shit. But like overall he's a private dude. And I think he just wanted something different because he's been private and nothing like that has been working. So he went like outside the box and dated someone who like had some personality that he's never dated. He like, man, I love this shit. Like look at everybody. Like I got more eyes on me, which he does. And then it's like, everything is going well. But then it gets to a point and it's old. Now when I want to go back and hiding, I can't. I got all these people watching me. Like when you date a Taylor Swift, Meg the style, and Cardi B, you got all their fans, they watch every move you do. Now I can't do shit and I don't like that. And then now here comes like the real relationship stuff. This is when you find out if you actually like somebody in a relationship is like, we are going through a hard time and you can actually evaluate that person. So like yeah, they probably like had a little, you know, she talked about like, I did such and such for you. Like they probably had a little riff and now he can evaluate the relationship and be like, damn, that's too much. But she left him though for infidelity, right? Honestly, the way she put it on her story, a lot of people are saying that she probably left because he cheated. But how she worded it, it almost felt like she was saying, I'm leaving because now you're telling me, you can't be my enemy. Like it's almost like she knew he was cheating already and kind of like was dealing with it. But now it's like, oh, all of a sudden you tell me, you can't be my enemy, it's not, I got to go. That's how it was worded to me. - Yeah, but also the thing that people are obviously in their business again is because that same story post about calling them a cheater and this and that. So it's just like, you invite people to, 'cause just for instance, maybe like they broke up, right? And maybe it was just like just wrong timing type of thing and they both kind of like did it respectfully and like bowed out that way. I don't think it would be as much, but it's like the cheating aspect is because everybody, I make it. really good looking girl. So it's just like everybody sees her is like, oh, definitely with a, if I had a chance with Meg, I would never do that. I had a chance with Meg. I would never do that. So like people are putting themselves in clays, but you don't even know that person. Yeah, you don't know. And that's why I say it's getting weird. But also I had made a post that anybody can get cheated on anybody doing the cheating. They could be the most innocent person, innocent looking person. People thought clay was corny and he has said, but he lame and all this other stuff. And they put it past him that he could be a cheater, even though he's been known to cheat before. Also, like also have a look, calling somebody corny whose his dad was a fucking Laker. So he grew up in LA. LA has like some of the most beautiful women in world. He's going to a basketball games all the time. And then he instantly grew up to be a star out of college. And then also went to play in the NBA. And then you say, you going to put it past? He probably seen the most women in the damn NBA. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that too. But I really real quick want to hit on the whole WNBA Lexi Brown question because people are saying that Meg or Clay, well, they're saying that she said either one of them should either one of them should. And I agree with that. Yes, I agree. What I'm can you catch me up? So the rumor was that WNBA player Lexi Brown was the reason why they broke up because somebody on Twitter put out a post saying that she put in her close friends that she was messing with Clay Thompson. And that's how Meg found out. So now everybody started jumping on Lexi Brown. She kind of left her alone for a little bit, but it kept going a couple days on, a couple days on. And she finally spoke out and said, Hey, why is nobody saying that I have nothing to do with this? That was just a rumor because now she's getting death threats. She's fearing for her safety, for herself and her family. And so people in the comments were like, Meg don't have to say nothing. You know, you need to clear it up or Clay needs to clear it up, but I 100% feel like Meg needs to clear it up or her PR team should clear it up because it's her safety at this point. Because I think one of the things she said, it was like, it's like when it becomes to like protecting black women. And that's what she pretends that it's, it's protect everybody but me in that sense. And Meg did have a PR team talk about the break up out to TMZ and stuff like that. So I think either one of them at that point, it's just easy to be like, just leave she has nothing to do with it. Even though I honestly, I don't think it would have helped much, I think it would probably help more coming from Meg than Clay, just because Clay is the guy in the situation. So a guy can be like, he didn't even stick up for himself. But I'm saying, a guy could be cheating on like, say it was actually true, right? He could be like, she has nothing to do with it just to kind of save, you know, to be a gentleman and like, save face. So I think he could more from the woman who are accusing Clay, well, her fan base. Yeah. And that the fan base that that would react to is Meg's fan base is doing it. So I think it's kind of like on her to Clay can do that. Clay can do it too though. He can. But I don't know what means. I don't mean shit. It would, it would, it would, Clay can do it if he admits that he cheats, he cheated in the same sense. It's like, yes, I did step out on Meg the stallion. Like, I'm sorry to her fans. I apologize to her. Like, I got to work on myself. I just said, there's a path to a way to do it. I'm just like, he definitely can do it. But also the reason why I think Meg is not, he didn't say anything about Lexi Brown, because maybe she just don't know. If you've been cheated on, like, bro, you paranoid about every fucking thing. Like every rumor, you like, why did the rumor even start? She probably like, why did the rumor even start fucking Twitter? Exactly. But some time, bro, Twitter be cooking sometimes. Like, you know what I'm saying? And that 10% chance that is right. And then if I tell my PR team to go out and do that, she probably not speaking on nothing. She don't know. It reminds me. I feel like she would have been came out and say something of that. You remember when like Kaisenat and Gigi was going through it. Yeah. Everybody was saying, NBA young boy has something to do with him by her G wagon. And it wasn't true. Started on Twitter. That stuff needs to be debunked. Like, I don't too many lies and false rumors and all that is going around. It's her. Yeah. I didn't come in from clay. It doesn't. It just won't hit. In the streamer world, weird, though. They are very weird. But the streamer word to me is still Twitter to me. It's just that clipping culture and like putting things out of context. So I just think like that Lexi Brown thing, she probably is never even fucking met clay. I don't know. But like you said, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying about Meg. Like honestly, if you get cheated on, that means your partner was living a whole different life that you had known clue about. So every piece of information that is even floating around the internet, you got to take with a little bit. She might not believe it all the way, but she's not. It's not so unbelievable that she would come out and make a statement to protect Lexi. If she's in. Especially if she knows that Lexi knows clay. We also don't know if clay was even cheating. Like she said cheating. Yeah, I'm just saying. That's the first. That's the first time. Like what he considers cheating and what she says it can be like, like we don't there's no details. We don't adjust the tip. Yeah. So we said we said we're gonna fuck, but we didn't. And I looked at you, my phone lit up ESPN. And I'm like, damn, my girl, my screen saver. Let me take it off. I hit you up right after I was done. No, but yeah, I feel like I feel like a P brain for like even talking about that shit sometimes. No, I feel it because it's very like the reason we talking about it, obviously, because she put it out there. Yeah. Like once we knew there are in the relationship, I don't think we ever talked about the relationship after that. I did. I loved them together. Yeah, that's different. Because they were different, right? I thought that they were in game. I'm not gonna lie. She was making him Thanksgiving meals and everything for the family. Yeah, but she probably made no offense to Megan, not saying she, but she probably whatever Clay was doing publicly and whatever she was doing publicly, they probably already did for other people. It was just a camera involved this time. I am sure it's Clay's not the first guy that she's met their family and cook for them. And a lot of guys a lot of guys do that shit. I agree. I agree with that. I'm not gonna lie. They were only together for like nine months. And this was like, I want to put this on. They might have been together for a longer time because when Pat said that, that was nine months ago. They've been together a while. So it might be over a year before going public. Oh, before going public. Okay, because we found out they were there in the relationship. Yeah, it wasn't that long because wasn't she with party before that. You know, she was with the soccer player. Yeah, that's where I get dicey. Yeah, I'm saying like, I mean, I'm sure Clay was with somebody too. But sometimes you date a person that forces you to go public. And I can see when I said that statement, I know Clay Thompson because I was a big LeBron James fan. So like they was playing the Warriors every year. So that's a person I was paying attention to all the time. And I see his personalities and interviews and post game press conferences. And when a couple first got together, I was like, I don't know. And it's not even because of something's wrong with either one of them. I'm just like, this is like a very prized person. And this is a public person, which is okay. If that public person wants to be in public by themselves and show off their significant other every once in a while. But like when this just started, like, they couldn't have been dating that long before we saw him in public right away. That's not that's all I'm thinking. Like, brother. All right. That's your, uh, your Megan and Clay Thompson news for you. And that's all. And that's all period. Yeah. All right. Let's get back to some more massage and this shit. Uh, they call me, they call this massage and this like, bro, how am I massage and this, bro? Sometimes we, uh, we'll say a joke in between like somebody's random ass take. Like, for instance, when the dude said, uh, as a man, um, you shouldn't know your friend's birthday. And Pat was like, yeah, that's right. You shouldn't know. I should just be able to go outside and just see that you're drunk and be like, why are you drunk so drunk for it? But people took that seriously because it was like, this is new fans coming from the basement yard podcast. But, but the thing is, it's just like, I, my job on a show is to amp the person up as much as possible. It's like a true serum. If he don't hear nobody in the background agreeing with them, he gonna stop. That's what you do. That's a very good social cue to fucking have. If I'm talking and I'm saying some, just like when I was just saying, like, something about making the sound. I saw both y'all faces, like, hell no. So you think I'm gonna keep going on the same point. I'm going. Nobody in the room agree with you. But, but if you get somebody to hype you up, like hell, yeah, like that's my job. And you can't take my shit out of context. Next person to take my sarcasm out of context, I'm killing them. No, I don't say that. But that's sarcasm. It's like, obviously, I'm not going to kill you, but it's like, if you believe that shit, you have to be paranoid in the mouth. Yo, yo. Yo, Mike. What up? What up? Welcome to Kraz and his podcast. Welcome back. I was so with the guys. Why is he talking like that? What the fuck? You were highly requested to give your input on the Boston versus a Sixers game. Oh, what's up, man? We, you know, we smoking that Boston pit right now. They go as real voice right there. Yeah. I was wondering why you was talking like that. We do. We're smoking that Boston pit right now. Yeah. We got the biggest up in the air right now. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Any any, um, a lot of a lot of people actually hit us up on Twitter, asking if we could get an update on how you feel about Jason Tatum now, because you know, He just triumphantly came. back from injury and actually did very well when he came back. He just came up a little bit short. So people want to get your insights or not. - Okay, I triumphantly, bro. Like why every time when you talk about bro, you always got to throw in something like great adjectives to like describe and bro, like I don't like that bro. You're supposed to be my man, but you using all of these good words, like champion triumphantly like, I don't like that bro. You ain't saying nothing about my man triumphantly coming back from epindectomy. - Oh, I'm gonna keep it a big. It's really still fuck Jason Tatum. I like, you know what I'm saying? Like ain't nothing really changed. If anything, my hatred for him has gotten even deeper. Because now it's like, that's my identity as the guy who ate Jason Tatum. That's who I am inside, bro. And I'm gonna keep it a big. Ella may drop that album earlier and it's called, do you still love me? And I'm like, are you talking to me now? It's like, do you still love me? Hey, no, no, I mean, no, no, no, I don't still love you. Here, it's such, 'cause the album is good. And I know you talking about this handsome man, it's nigga bro, like, and I don't like that bro. - He pretends to do everything. - And he produced it, you know what I mean? You dropped it and, wait, he produced it. - So the nigga said, he tried and infinitely coming back from McKilly's tender injuries and he's a music producer now. (laughs) Mike. (laughs) Mike, you might have just asked him, if there's a number of reasons. If a while I hate this nigga, bro, I'll just keep it a big. - Not but, he didn't play that game seven though. Do you think Philly would have won if he was playing? - Actually, yes, I do think we would have won if he was playing because if you don't know about the team the whole year, they played 80% of the season without them. And they were better before he came back. And then I don't want here, but I'm not playing game seven 'cause my man ain't played the first three games. So like, like, you could miss me with that. - 'Cause you're man. - The sticks is the wrong team to talk about injuries. - 'Cause you're man. - That's like our whole identity is injury. So I ain't trying to hear none of that from any both of them, NBA fans, Jason Tatum's sympathizer. - Like any of them. (laughs) - They can all go to hell bro. - Will we classify as Jason Tatum's sympathizers? - You will classify as Jason Tatum's sympathizer. - Mike, not so much, bro, 'cause every time he come up, you just got some great ensign in the same box. - I like Jason Tatum, by the way. - But you can't eat, can't eat, can't eat. - Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. You good bro? - That's a tough thing to come back from. You gotta give him a little bit of pain. - As someone with a killi's injury, I empathize with him too. - Okay, you can get it back 'cause you had a killi's injury, but Matt, you just doing it for the love of the game. (laughs) - I'm giving it a big, that's like, that's a look, bro. My dog, man, hey, but I'm happy, I'm happy for the sixers. - You know, call me Michael Bick, if that's your dog, huh? (laughs) - Oh my God, that's true, my God, that's crazy. - No, but shout out to the 76ers for advancing, and beating 'em, I know you a Philly fan, also shout out to Paul George, because I start taking the same shit that he got caught taking, I feel amazing. (laughs) - Every day. - I feel good. - Hey, you see why he risked the 25 games? - Yeah, it's definitely worth it. - Y'all should get on that shit, man. I'm not. - You got Philly, do you got Philly winning it all? - We gonna beat the next, I'm saying. The thing about the next is, right? So I got season tickets to the games, to the sixers games. The next fans come down to Philly, like, this day, June, so we might have to really, you might see me in, like, some new phase mix in the next, man. I'm gonna keep you to being. (laughs) I don't like how they be coming down. - I mean, the game four. - That'd be deepest hell in there. - Bruh. They popped out to Milwaukee one day. I said, "Damn, no motherfuckers, do not play." - Bro, that's what I'm saying, bro, I don't like that. Any colors too close to ours too, so sometimes, like if you're not really paying attention, they could just, "Ah, you might wind up dabbing in the next game." Like, it happens to me before. And I had to like scrub my left hand, like. - You're shaking up with your left? - You know, I don't be just dabbing strangers with my right. You see, I gotta give them a little bit of disrespect. - So you get the love. - Alright, bro, you got anything to shout out though? - Shout out, we don't mess becoming bad. Shout out my boy, Lionel, he's doing his big one right now with all these movers company. And I'm about to start putting content back up on my grand, man. That's, I gotta, you know, I had to get my life right because the health is wealth. And it's a lot of hatred in my heart, so I know I'm not living to 80, but I could at least do the 65 if I can't care myself a little bit better. You feel me? - I feel it. - Alright, but jump would be easy. - Alright, brother. - Yo, what's the word? - I'm not, you know, he don't. - You sound so far away. - I got some earplugs in there, no? - Yeah. - Yeah, take them, cheat my fuckers out. I'm just saying, we barely can hear it. - It sound like we got a rubber length, the release of Genie or some shit. (laughing) - So it makes a sound trapped. (laughing) - He's free. What up, bro? - How much is your sum of lunch break, how you? - What do you work at? - Work in retail right now. - Okay. - What kind of retail? - Like North Face retail? - Oh, okay, okay. Alright, a question for you. What's something you want to change about yourself, but can't quite do it yet? - My relationship status. I've been single for like four years. - Okay. - Been pretty dry, pretty rough with it. So yeah, trying to rough it up. What do you think stopping you? - I don't know, gone through like a couple, I guess like mental things last couple of years. - Okay. - Sort of like helped me back a little bit. Also like putting on some medication that I, I was put on some medication that caused me to gain some weight. - Okay. - Having, having lost that yet. And I don't know, just sort of been out of it. Also I got on Hinge a couple of times and I was getting no matches. So that, that was little. - Like no matches at all? - No, I got some. I keep on downloading and like deleting the app. And then I get some and then, like I had a good amount at one point. - He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, you know, it's something wrong with something. So you fact through, you reset it. (laughing) - Yeah, you know, just about. - So turn it off and on again. - When you say like, you've been, it's been dry for you. Are you trying like outside of like the dating apps? Like what is like your mental health stopping you from doing, like going out to meet people, that type of stuff? - I'd say just with it, like my like social interactions haven't been great, but I've been trying to go out more. - Have there ever been great friends to go out? Yeah, they have. I used to be a super social guy like. - What happened? - Good high school college. - What happened? - I don't know. Post college, I, well, I had like, I ran into something end of college. Didn't know I was, well, I didn't know I was bipolar and I had a manic episode. So, yeah. - Did you lose friends because of that or something? - I wouldn't say I lost friends. I would say like acquaintances that weren't great friends or like, you know, here and their friends just didn't, wasn't able to like reconnect with them that well. - Right, right. - Whereas, whereas like my good friends, stayed good friends, I had to end up like moving back home. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 'Cause you kind of fucking up what I wanted to do for you. Let's get you a dating profile out there right now. - Okay. - And then let's see how, you know, the crew, we can help you up that dating profile. Maybe we'll throw a couple of synthesis in there, you know. So you can throw it on your hands, you know what I'm saying? For your first picture, what was your first picture on hands? Is it like a selfie, a group photo, or just you type with me? - Oh, it was, I switched it up, but it wasn't selfie for a bit. - Like chest up? - Dressed up, not really chest up. - Chest up, chest up, chest up. You wanna know if you took a fat boy picture? - Oh yeah, I guess it was chest up. - Okay. - I feel like you gotta take the full body profile. 'Cause you don't wanna ever feel like someone was attracted to you for a certain thing and they see you in person or they see other photos. So it's just like some people are attracted to bigger people. Some people are not, you know? - Yeah, just let it all go. - Yeah. - Even if you gotta get it right. - We're like a mere stuff. - Yeah, okay, even if you gotta turn the phone sideways to get your whole body in there. - Damn, I don't. - I just let it, that was terrible. All right, what's some of the things that you're saying in your profile? Like, how tall are you? - Six, three, six, four, four, one. - How much do you weigh? - Right now, like, 235. - Bro, what the fuck the fuck? - You good, bro. - They gotta be some nose. - I think it's more of a confidence issue with you, bro. - So you think you're on like the right steps like to get better, though? 'Cause obviously you said bipolar, and obviously bipolar is a serious thing to deal with. - Yeah, I'm cool right now. It's sort of just like up and down. Or like, it's like not like the like super snapier whatever, like mood change, it's just like over time, get in like more hyper, more sort of depressed. - But I'm on the right. - I feel like whoever you meet, just obviously be open with that type of stuff with them. And just keep, day by day, brother. - Yeah, I think it's not, it's not gonna happen overnight, or swear it's not. - Also, I think it's a confidence. Like you need to evaluate some competition around you always tell people like I know they tell you not to into like focus on yourself But like actually pay attention to like some of these other guys out here and like what they're putting out It's not like you got a job. You know exactly what's wrong with you and you're working on getting that right man a lot of women A lot of people don't even know they won't admit they have something wrong with them and like I'm not putting the work Oh, you're on the right path. You're already trying to put the work to get better. Oh, no you up there, bro Some confidence It's just it even the way you talk like all smudging your shit, nigga pipe up nigga This is what you're talking about bro, like fuck all of that shit Show the time to shut the fuck up One more time one more time. Hey shut the fuck up. Yeah Yeah, you have a good one, bro. Hope everything goes good You guys too. All right, bro. Good on peace. I don't even say shut the fuck up Yo, what'd it do? What'd it do? Yeah, you guys know pretty good pretty good. Um, I got a question for you Well, something you want to change about yourself, but but can't quite do it yet Having homicidal thoughts about my girl's guy best friend. Oh I might array his I might array his share wrong. I'm not gonna lie. Um, you want to Harm your girl your girlfriend. I want to kill him. Why? What do I fucking start so first of all though cheese is all tight with this guy whatever and I'm trying to be cool You know in the past I would have tweaked out, but I'm a chore now. I'm a grown man now We go out for a birthday dinner, right first time meeting bro. You actually he doesn't know who I am That should piss me off. Okay, that's what light is fuck And then doesn't talk me the whole time, right? Mm-hmm And they go around and her girlfriends are like feeding her cake, right? Come say no He fucking feet her cake purposely get the biggest fucking piece and Then he's like fucking deep thrown her with this goddamn fork and Then fucking he's like oh wait one more one more. It fell out. Well, they're fucker. What the fuck? She helped him put it back here. Why are you deep throwing my girl with fucking cake? What the fuck is wrong? Did she help him put the cake back in? I'm not gonna answer that Fuck him. Did you feed her and then Yeah, where are you in this? I'm just sitting there mad as shit giving them just there. He's wanting fucking look at my white people going around feeding your girl Nah, he a cuck. Yeah, some like traditional shit from like from their country. Also traditional thing. Where's she from? Yeah, well, it's her friend is from Guyana. Okay, but this motherfucker's not. He's like We're in different cities. Okay, what else what else did he do? It can't be just this one moment. Let's move on That was pretty bad. Oh, he keeps taking pictures of my girl and tells me to move out the way He tells me to move to take a picture of my girl first world worse. Well like where's his does he have a girl that he's interested in like what is he? Oh, it's her. She's who he's fucking interested. This motherfucker and then yo, so it comes to giving gifts, right? I'm not gonna lie like I'm kind of fucked up right now. I'm kind of poor. So my gift. It was it was cool, right? He got her a $500 fucking watch Like have the have it as I've been confirmed like that they've done something have they ever kissed or Legically mad and how long has she known him? Shit like seven years. How old is she she played 23 24 24 seven years. Okay, that's kind of That's what that's 17. Yeah, that's kind of like that's tough because because at that point because you just started talking to her, right? Like Seven months ago. So yeah, it's your first birthday. Yeah, but First birthday. This is seven one But but what I'm saying is she was single before you so she had seven years to be with him and she didn't and then she got with you So I could kill him and have zero remorse at all. All right, let's not do the the killing things. I don't want them to use I apologize. I don't want them to use our stuff in a in a Netflix documentary of like you saying you're gonna do some shit I'm just gonna be a Netflix documentary of do kill fuck the Celtics. Okay. He's gonna be a Netflix documentary of him killing you before you get to him and He got the girl. Have you like brought this up to her? No, no, no, no, have you brought this up to her? Yeah Well, she say why do you say you like that? Oh, cuz she like type defenses actions Like what's the fucking defense for like deep throwing you with the fucking cake like I can't explain it, you know, like She did it twice like She's not of that culture, but she's not either her one friend was Oh, and he wanted to get himself all fucking involved. Then it's a single fucking word to me, bro That is I will give you a little like grace. It is weird that he didn't know who you were and that's her best friend Well, he does know that's the thing cuz I've seen him comment like he knows who I am He was pretending not it was on some disrespectful show. I'm telling you. It's just weird. It's how I am fuck the Celtics Okay, I'm guessing you're from Philly. Yeah Got a Philly cheese cup No, bro, honestly, why don't you just like if if she's doing shit that you don't tolerate in the relationship. Why don't you just leave the relationship? Every other aspect she's perfect. I never met girl. I grew up in my life. Yeah, but if she's perfect and she's fucking her best friend What does matter? No Well, he literally but he literally deep-throwed her in front of you and you all you did was get angry at us Well, like she knows his wrong title like she agreed like now that's weird this weird I have to she Now is wrong and weird. Hey, man, it might be your last birthday, man First in line. Yeah, why not get to birthday number two. I would say like obviously you seven months in bro Continue having the conversation with her let her know how you feel about it And if she continues doing those things that you feel uncomfortable doing that means she's just not the one for you brother Well, good. What do you do? Jimmy. Oh, okay. Nice. Um, I got a question for you. Oh, no, I gotta get to my fault. Oh gee. Where do you work out, bro? Work We're gonna work that yeah Um, I'm an employee. Oh shit What like how old are you? I'm 25 like are you in between jobs or like actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, I coach high school basketball, but yeah, I'm looking for like a little part time to do along with it. Okay Shout to you like what what I'm seeing like your last job Uh, as she was asked So you left it without having another job lined up Yeah, I mean, I'm still coaching, but yeah, I just couldn't do it. I I chose happiness over money Do you live by yourself? Uh, I mean, I got a roommate. Okay. I'm just that makes sense then Okay, all right. I got a question for you. That's not good by the way You should have kept your job, but you hear now. Fuck it. Uh, it's all right. All right. We'll see What's something you want to change about yourself, but can't quite do it yet Um, I gotta stop letting these woman live in my mind right free Speaking of rent facts But why you say that bro because I'll be going on these days and should be talking to girls and all I can think about it is the next link up And I'm like, bro, all day one is a free meal out of me anyways, so like What why do you think that you know that they just they just get too much Because bro, that's how it is these days I'm just saying like you say you're thinking about the next link of what doesn't sound like a terrible thing Like obviously if you were feeling the person you obviously you want to hang out with them again So what was like did you hit them up and then didn't respond? I feel like I'm not getting out what I put in What are you expecting? Well to see you ask my other problem is like I'm a lover boy, so I think that every girl is the one but So I'm coming to a rude awakening. That's not the case. You're still not saying anything that's happened on these I can sympathize with you a little bit, but we trying to actually figure out Was actually happening on the dates like give us an example of a date. Well see it went wrong. See it See that's the problem on the date is seems like it's going all good and then they they go see for three days And then when it takes back after so it's like You know they just be hard to read these days. I think you're not I think maybe just not a vibe, bro Also like you know when people say stuff is like hard to read like if okay if I give a toddler a book right I give him a Harry Potter book hey the toddler would be like hey this is hard to read But it's really because the toddler can't read like that Damn so it's just it's just my own problem. Okay, I feel like if you keep running into the same shit like if you're getting ghosted after a date and then you think the date went so well, like, you're not. - You're not paying attention. - You're probably right. - I would say more than likely. - Where are you taking 'em, man? - Yeah, where are you taking, yeah, that's a good question. - Shit, my go-to is usually like a little mini golf date. - For everyone? - No, no, no, no, no. Either like mini golf or just a dinner. - That's normal shit. - Girl's like going on walks and getting coffee and shit. I don't drink coffee, but like, - But that sounds like very like, I'm not saying like, you're not like blowing a bag on any of these things. So I was like, you're saying like, "Hey, he ain't got no job, he ain't got no job." (laughing) - Yeah, shit, everything a bag. - But like, that coffee, fuck, it just pockets up. (laughing) - I say that to say that you said like, woman be using you for like, going on dates for free meals and shit like that. Like, if you're doing any golf and shit, I'm like, this nigga paying $7.50. - That's why. - And for some matcha and complaining, bro. - This is like, this is a pizza. - Yeah, maybe, maybe it's 'cause I'm too cheap. - What's it like? Okay, so my thing is, when are they gossing you? Are they gossing you as soon as the date is over or you're just not getting a text back the next day? - Nah, it's this more, I'll get a text back, but then you know, just kind of fade away. - I think that's a, I think that's a you thing, especially in like this new date and world. Everybody's offering, like that little, that little ass date you put together, it's probably cool for the first date. But like, if you put something little like that together, the girl expects you to come back way harder after she didn't give you. - Yeah, I gotta step my game up, okay, okay, yeah, okay. - Where are you meeting this man? Like in person, apps, internet. - Yeah, usually just like through social media, I don't really do the dating apps. - Okay. - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, no, this is- - What's the problem? - We fuckin' out, Mike. - However. - This is what he's supposed to change. This nigga is like, he broke his fuck. Like, you don't need to go on, no dates. You don't need to talk to no women until you find a job. - First of all, no real shit. - That's not the problem. - Not bro, no, maybe I'm not bro. - Well, you just, you don't have a job. Like even if I didn't have a job right now, I would have to lock in and do my shit, you know? - Yeah, I mean, yeah, I feel you, but I'm still getting paid for coaching. So it's not like I'm, dead school. - Dead school. - Well high school you work at, I am G, nigga. Like what the fuck? - I'm getting paid. - You're not getting paid that much bro. - Why you used to coach high school basketball? - I mean, yeah, but I'm still getting paid. And I still got money, so I mean. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - You gotta get off money, you gotta get off money. (laughs) - So I do got mini golf money. - You gotta get off money. - Everybody, you gotta get off money. (laughs) - Wait, mini bag, you know? (laughs) - But everybody goes through like some type of financial struggle. But we're trying to say like, why are you going through the look? The, no, not having a job. And you can say you have money, but you might not have money for long is what we're trying to say. And you're going on all these days and shit like that. So work on yourself, find a job, and then, you know, just better yourself, and you're probably gonna be better for the women that you're meeting. - Like bro, I'm just being real with you. The women I know, if they went on a date with you, no matter what the vibes are, the only thing they can remember you saying is, I'm a high school basketball coach. Because they trying to figure out where the fuck is your money coming from. That's valid. - You head coach? - I don't know how much it's been. - No. - You, like, you top, but you at least top assistant for varsity, don't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. - So that's like, but that's like, no. - How many assistants are there? - Shit, if I was just gonna be me. - No, no, that's just, okay. It just like, listen, you gotta go get, you gotta obviously, we love that you love what you're doing. I support that, I support any coach going out there and getting it and seeing if they really got the talent to ride at the next level. But you need a job to support that. That's part of the game of being a high school coach, every coach, no matter what. That mean you gotta bust. That's what I was saying about earlier, you talking about you left your job because it was asked, no shit, Sherlock is asked. But it's funded in the lifestyle as you're trying to have to be a coach. So you're not even putting in a hard work in that you coach and niggas, high niggas supposed to believe in you. If I knew that and why I was one of your players and you was telling me, run faster, I'd look at you like, man, shut your broke ass. (laughing) It was shit, but I'd be talking to the head 'cause I was like, why is this broke ass niggas telling me? (laughing) He told me to give him everything, but he won't give effort to fight a job. (laughing) He buys them for niggas. One guy, man, telling me to get out on the break, niggas, do you know what a break is? (laughing) My bro, lock in though, bro, you got it, bro. I got you for sure. No more dates, bro. So I've spending money on women. That's not even good, man. - Yo. - What'd it do? What's the word? - Who's going on, what's out, man? - I'm chilling, podcasting. So I'm gonna see this person. - Yeah, okay. - What's the most down bad thing you've ever done? - The most down bad thing I've ever done was feel the need to get my girlfriend after we argue. - What's your argue about? - It doesn't be about little shit. Like, you know what I'm just like, relationship deal, but head over to little things. But I'm just having this like need to just wanna put a heavy inside of her. I don't know. - You think she gonna leave you or something? - Trying to trap her. - I mean, I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one of them. That's one of them. - Bro, I don't know. - Feel me, 'cause I would, if she didn't mad, it's not shit and then one of them leave. You know, I know she won't. - Don't do that, bro. - I know she won't, but like, - How are you? - Boy, me, I'm 21. - Oh my gosh. - How long y'all been together? - About a year. - Oh, man. (laughing) - I ain't gonna lie to y'all boys. Check me out though. The first time I saw her, like, I got the need to like wanna feel me, get her pregnant. It was nuts. I've never felt this way. I don't got no kids, no nothing. But the first time I saw her, I just wanna like, reap the dooms. I don't know. - Well, have you ever brought this up to her? (indistinct) - Oh yeah. - What's she say? - Thank you, bro. - So look. - What you got as well? - She's looking. (laughing) - Nana, y'all in my hair part. - Take them cheap motherfuckers up. - Where the heck go? - Everybody got them cheap ass hair. - All right. - I got you. - Nega, I think Steve Jobs was alive when he's AirPods came out. (laughing) - Y'all can hear me, is that it? - Yeah, you might hear yourself, but it's fine. Now you're good. So you brought this up to her? - Yeah. - What happened? - Oh yeah, I brought it up to her. And I mean, she don't think it's crazy shit. She won't, my kids too, so I can't even blame her. But the only thing is, she turns 21 in July. So she wanna go out, I have a good 21 birthday, isn't that fine or lie, after she turns 21, I think it's gonna be up. - I mean, both of you guys are in agreement with that, then it's like, do your thing. I would say obviously, wait a little bit longer 'cause you guys are still young, but hey. - I'mma just be real, bro. Like the energy you giving me, if she not already trying to have a baby and you talking about a baby, she gonna leave y'all ass eventually. 'Cause it sound like you kind of like, you overbearing and you'll do anything to make the relationship work, even if it mean like not being your full self. - Well, the relationship is perfect. Like we hardly argue, but the times we argue, it's just like my sperm is just like swimming. Like ready to jump out to her. - Yeah, you're not there, bro. You need to like, you need to-- - I think I got argument king, girls. - Yeah. You need to-- - You said argument king? - It sound like it. - It needs to be cashrated. - I've never heard of it. - There's nothing like that. - Man, let her live her life, man. She's about to be 21 on a relationship, man. - Please don't ruin that. - Please don't ruin our life, huh? - Yeah. - Yo, you know, Xen, you fire, bro. You look like Lloyd, but you fire. - So nice. - And then you say you fire. (laughing) - Then get horny again. - It's got argument issues. - They got sperm stars. (laughing) - He damn sure did get off on that argument. He was arguing with us and said, "Oh, jean, man." (laughing) - Too freaky, bro. - All right, man. You have a go on, bro. - See off your girl, bro. Let her live. - Hey, bro, I just want to let y'all know y'all fire y'all the hardest in the podcast game right now. I'm gonna put what you call, man. - Appreciate that. - Like crazy choice of words. (laughing) - I appreciate you, bro. You have a good one. - Yo. - It was the word. - Not shit. - You sounded a little down before we got on the phone. You just, that little ass, hello, you gave us. What's word? - I'm high. (laughing) - I'm high. - Okay. - I love you, man. - I'm low, bro. - Oh shit. - I feel better. - Let's show, you was partying last night? - Hell yeah. - I'm sorry, Leo. I just, I just saw that job podcast. Like, where's we? - Oh, damn. Damn, damn, damn. - You enjoyed the show? - Mm-hmm. - I appreciate it. - What's your favorite part? - Well, y'all were answering on questions. I should've got there in town to write some questions 'cause some of them questions, right? (laughing) - I feel it. (laughing) I got a question for you. What's something that people enjoyed? What's something that people pretend to enjoy? - Like I said, one, six. It should be like, like, damn. You know mine, it's like, I'm sucking his dick. But I really don't wanna do this shit right now. Why do you ask me? Can you try this again later? I should. - You in a relationship? - Mm-hmm. - So you talking about your man specifically? - In general. (laughing) - That word don't work. - Yeah, I'm sorry. - You talking about your man specifically? Not in general, 'cause in general it's like, you saying like, other men too. Well yeah cuz I mean he's not the only thing I stuck in life. Like I'm just speaking in general like all the time but I did it which is like this is not really it but I'll do it. Also you just don't enjoy doing it. I guess I gotta be in the mood. I feel like that's what anything though right. Yeah I'm like hungover. Yeah try to try to say dig with cotton monocardatory rub. Oh I have. It's hard to dig. Hold up. Wait let me just on a drink. Nice crazy. Y'all really vibing over digs on me. But I know. Give that a little bit. I mean it would be crazy. It's a live event. Um no um but that doesn't mean that you think is overrated. That just means that you don't like doing it as much. No I don't. So you get so I'm guessing. I would you would what you mean don't what you gotta you gotta specify it. Oh yeah yeah I enjoy it. It is. Like I like purely enjoy it for the sport of it. Like so. So you could have your ratings so people could talk about you. No what the fuck are you talking about. But you don't like you don't you don't get like turned on by your partner being pressured. Okay yeah when I'm in a mood yes this is fun. It's a sport like I'm doing my big one. Okay. It's just like you asked me to do it as a girl's plan. I'm not going to say no but it's like. I just feel like I just feel like you should feel like you should feel like you should feel like you I feel like you should be more honest about that then and I don't think you'll get asked as much. Well when you do a good job at what you're doing you're going to get asked like hey you want to do it again. Is this is this an ad. So you having like I mean she probably worried that something happened like if she don't do it then then somebody else will is that your other thing is fear. No it's just cuz it's like even if I say no he's gonna come back and ask again. So it's like I might as well get it over and done with over and down. So there's nothing that he can do to get you into it in those moments. Maybe try to explain that to him you know when I'm into it I'm into it but when I'm not it's like I'm gonna do it just to make sure he said as far you know I guess I guess the thing the thing we're trying to ask you is like is there something cuz a lot of people do these acts even if they don't enjoy it because their partner is giving them something they enjoy like can you pick up more around the house or you know maybe pay a little bit extra on the bills you know bring you some flowers like what can he do to like make sure you not as miserable doing it if you're going to do it anyway. It's not even like a miserable I really just be like sometimes I don't want to dick in my mouth kind of shit. You must not be wrong. You're just looking for somebody to complain to. We got you know. I get it right in front of me. Whoa whoa really. Yes. He probably he waited to get his dick sucked. You know we both hung over we both hung over we didn't get to do all that last night. Oh no he he pissed. I don't like it. That's why you looking at you like that he can't wait to get out to come in. Do you get a phone to him? Do you want to get a phone to him? You want to talk on the phone? Come get it. Yo yo yo yo what's the word bro? What's up man we just seen y'all Wednesday man man you ain't getting over here last night. We were too fucked up. It was all wet. Not feeling so honest a honest a question. Do you feel like you're asking for too much ahead? Yeah. No. I don't know what the hell. But what would you say? You don't know around this bit. I eat more culture than I get here. Oh no. No. That's not true. We shouldn't know what you told y'all. We shouldn't know when she told you to come get it. That you were just sitting there eating box with no reward. What's his reward? Sometimes but sometimes sometimes look she don't even know sometimes I be I be feeling she don't want to do it. She just want her Gucci A's. She just want some dick. That's it. I be I don't deal. I don't have my girl long enough. I can't people on that type of eye. You can tell it. She don't feel like doing it. She down there. She down there scrolling on Twitter while she doing it and she like that you know I did to it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't saying like she literally scrolling Twitter but you can tell like I think vice versa she can tell with me too. I don't feel like doing that shit. Okay. I see like y'all. You're very transparent. That's not like y'all got it. Yeah. Yeah. That's the key of being with somebody for so long. You just he just kind of he's like just you just know how to just deal with she you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean he really says. He really says like sometimes you know I don't want to eat pussy and I do it sometimes he's like big and I and you know what I mean she don't want to do it. So maybe I'll try it's scheduling it like so you know. Okay. Now we two we yeah we we y'all here the right shit. I don't know. That shit. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. The fuck man. Oh this schedule. Oh. No. No. No. That's not how long y'all been together for six years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all kids. Yeah. Yo. She'd be three and eight. Oh y'all good man. He better take that hair when you can get it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't be tripping. Okay. Hey. We're not definitely not sure. Ain't nothing out there in them streets for neither one of y'all staying in box a second dick out there either. Yeah. Stay with each other. Yeah. All right, bro. Yeah. We like them. Yeah. We like them. We'll see y'all soon. I appreciate it, bro. I appreciate y'all man. That was that was lit. That was lit or on Wednesday. No, I appreciate y'all. We'll see y'all. We'll see you soon, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll next tour. I'm there. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. Tweety week. Like good. Okay. This tweet says you ever refer to someone as a nigga like saying like, yeah, whatever nigga. And they say, I'm not black. That shit is racist. It's hell to me. I get what you mean. Yeah. Like I kind of get it. That shit is because you know, I'm not saying nigga to you because I'm calling you a black or something like that. I'm saying it as a trying to think of what the, is it an adjective? No. I'm not. No, no, no. No, I'm saying in the argument and you'd be like, I'm an argument. Like, what's different? What if I'm arguing with my team and he's just like, bro, you supposed to block over here? It's like, nigga, I'm supposed to block over here. And he's like, I'm not black and he's storm on. Like what? Like what are the fuckers you talking about? The comments says they really be ready to tell you, I am not a that wasn't that bad. But I feel like they're using that as a way to get to that. That was their saying. I literally had to do when I was in Charlotte. It was like a Puerto Rican dude. And I used to like get on him about San Amber because we're like, where I was from at the time in Pontiac, nobody that was Hispanic was saying that like where I was from. And he kept saying it and he was like, bro, I'm not even saying, I'm not even saying nigga. And I was just like, bro, look, you're doing it again, bro. Like what the fuck is that? He's like, people do that shit too. Like they'll repeat what you said. Like, what are you calling the nigga? I wonder how actors feel sometime. I think who's in the Django Leo? He was saying how he struggled to to say the word during the shoots. And I think he said, I think he said, well, San Miguel Jackson was named we, right? And I think he said, Sam, you're just like, just say the word nigga. It got to be awkward. It got to be. Now he had to practice as you have to practice. And you have to say it convincingly racist. Like you have to say, like a, you're not saying it with endearment at all. You're saying it as racist as possible. What's the other dude named? I said it. Harry Potter said it too. What's the real name? Daniel Rackliff. Yeah. Where? He was playing. No. Yeah. He was playing like a racist dude in a movie. And then he was like, something something. And he said, heart ER. Daniel Rackliff said that. Yeah, bro. I've seen that before. Look it up. If I said it, they got to be true. Daniel Rackliff said the word. But it was for a movie though. Yeah. For sure. If somebody says that to you who is non black, do you correct them on the spot? Whoa, say what? Like call you, say the N word to you. Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, with you in a neutral setting, yeah. I'm not on the uh I'm not not on the in a tough part of L.A. telling his fanings they can't say the inward. Yeah, I'm saying like, I'm not the inward police. But like if we in a setting like, yeah, I'm damn sure, I'm damn sure I'm going to try to correct them as much as I can. Am I willing to go to jail for it? We'll see. No, I mean, it's just like, it has to be like a respect thing. I got a question for y'all. Okay. So you know the mic movie just came out, right? Oh, yeah. Have you not seen it at all? No, I don't think I'm going to watch it to be honest. We'll get to that in a sec. Go ahead. But the people who have been going to these shows, they're dressing up in cosplay, doing a whole Michael thing. But they're getting up during the movie and like dancing. Oh, during the movie? During the scene. No. I feel like that's only okay if you're black. Yeah, they were. They were for sure. But I feel like that's so rude. It depends what's considered it. It depends what the song is though. If it's be it, I don't know if I can stay seated for a bit. But I'm just saying it's hard not to sing along because that's already like if if you're you can sing along. Yes, it's hard not to sing along. But there's also the people that sing along to get really into it. Michael Jackson's not really sit down music. I get it, but this is not your chance to go down there to the front of the screen. If you're blocking the screen, if you're blocking the screen, yes, you shouldn't be doing it. That is rude. Sit down. I'm sorry. I can't take I get it. We want to dress up. Be Michael Jackson. He's amazing. But don't get show but up in front of me and start dancing and going up and down the aisle is doing performance. But what is their good at it though? It's clips though. I haven't seen it. And they're not going to lie. If they can really move walk and they move walk and sync with Michael Jackson, I might let him have that. But I'm a I'm a movie watcher dog. I'm looking at every deep. I'm trying to catch details that other people might not see like when Michael Jackson perform and I'm looking at how they had germane portray or Joe. How Joe was looking like. Oh, did you see Joe facing that one scene in such and such? Like I don't need to smell some bingey coming down the aisle. I was doing this fake ass move. No, it's not the real move. What is even the lethal huh? No, sit the fuck down. I'm trying to watch the movie bro. Because if I get up. It's gonna start a dance battle. Let's let's let's re-enact that Pepsi commercial. Negas. Take a hair on fires. If you're a real Michael. Nega, I don't think I want to see it. I'm not going to go to the theaters to see it. Let me rephrase where it's at. And I feel like I've seen enough people saying they went to saw it and there was nothing new they learned. I'm also not going if they're doing that. I think it's one of those movies I know is going to be out on streaming very soon. So I'm just rather watching it at home and not be like the anticipation of like watching it like where people dancing and dressed up and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm not with that shit. I've been with Mike for 30 days. I think I'm not cheering now. You so out of that world. You never heard that song before. I don't worry about you. Only black people will make fun of you for being prepared. This nigga got gloves. That is true, bro. That is so true. No, I let somebody bully me out of wearing a scarf one time. They're like, there's a nigga pack. I don't know fucking star. Feels like a blizzard. I took my shit off. My dance just messed up. That might be the reason why there's this stereotype of black people always late to things. But probably the first person that was on time for shit started getting bullied for that shit. Yeah, like why are you the first one here? No real shit, bro. But I do the thing where like I'll get there early, but I'll sit in the car until people start walking in. Like I have to like see like at least like five people walking in. So I'm not the first one there. Nobody trying to be the first one. I think I'll have you set up. Yeah. That's, bro, that's happening at a Nigerian party. Nigerians are criminally late to things, right? Especially like part events. If it's five o'clock, that shit is starting at like seven. I mean, sorry, starting at like 10 o'clock. That's why. I've gone to a thing in an event where you start seeing like people still setting up the table skirts and shit like that, putting the flowers on the table, food not even there yet. And it's six thirty. Thirty minutes before this shit's about to start. It's like, bro, you like started to help set. Like you say, like, I've done the, I've done the help set up shit. I've grabbed the drinks and put inside the cooler. Let's see if I can do it. I remember my dad was trying to teach me how to be cool. And he used to get mad because I wanted to go to the party right when they started. And he refused to like take me to the party. He should really be arguing. He'd be like, because the party started at seven in that midnight in high school. And I'd be like, bro, I'm trying to get to the party at six forty five. They'd be like, hell no, I used to being up his damn near two. I was just trying to get to the party. He went out as much fun. Yeah, I was just only going to leave me three and a half hours. That's what I was quite to do. That's why it's kind of hard for me to go to a club sometimes because Niggas don't be trying to get there to like eleven, twelve o'clock sometimes and here the club closes at two, right? Yeah. That's like, I'm like, I get it. From a standpoint, it's like two hours of party is more than enough. But if there's no pre-game, we're just like, we're going to just meet here at twelve o'clock. I mean, man, bro, I thought to go out last night and there was like, I didn't get hit up to like 10, 30. I was like, bruh, it's over. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I can't do that. Because that means that I have to get high or drunk in a very short amount of time. And now I'm sure the bump in this one, like, I just feel like Niggas too friendly here. No, only you get the more time you need to prepare for something. I'm like, you need to go outside. You need something to get you a jumpstart. Something to chill, especially if you're going to go to something hype. You got to do something to chill for it. You can't go like hype, hype. Because you're bad. He's like, I don't know about. Maybe the younger people, they listen to us. Even the younger, like below 25, they might. I like hype hype though. I don't like hands. They'll raw dog the nightclub for sure. Yeah, I'll still raw dog a nightclub, but like, preferably not though. The one thing I know I'm getting old is, like, if I get rushed out and I'm missing one item of like, my attire that I would have had if I was able to take my time, my night's ruined. I'm like, I could be chilling and just be like, man, I forgot my bracelet. 'Cause he's bitch-ass niggas rushing out the house. You know what I mean? I can't even have a good time. I'm just trying to song this shit. Anybody talking to me? 'Cause I ain't got no more praise. My thing is my earrings. Like, I feel so bad when I forget my fucking earrings. My earrings automatically. Like, I feel so naked. I'm like, you start seeing a light hit you and your shit not finding the way it used to. I don't like that. You don't like doing these? I think about shit. I was sacrificed to have that item. But I'm just dead as serious. Like, let's say you had like a genie and you like, if I was at a club and I didn't have any earrings, and I forgot him and I was like, oh shit, I ain't got none. And a genie came to me like, hey man, if you give me your underwear, I'll give you your earrings. I read the free ball in that bitch. You know what I'm saying for my earrings. Isn't that the way? Yeah. That's what you got to do. In the hot, sweet, and gentle clothes. I just somebody see you at the yeard old. They're like, hey, hey, hey. What are you guys? I was thinking, I was thinking socks. So, man, what the fuck? I was like, I don't know. What is happening? I was thinking socks. I was thinking socks too, but they sometimes when you're sitting down in like the booth, like your socks kind of show up if your pants aren't like super long. And you don't want to be like bare ankles. Look like an African day. No, that's definitely something. Yeah, jewelry, I would definitely like, sacrifice something like that for them. But yeah, that's just too crazy. I just saw you and a jewelry ad. Me? Yeah. Oh yeah. With the colorful ones. I like that. Yeah, I really like that. I really like that. Uh, uh, uh, homeless orro. Yeah, that was a good ad. All right, you got cut there. I said, I said the name wrong. Oh, I'll say what? I'm like, hold on, you're not cool anymore. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, uh, this were all of us. I like that we all around the same age. If you ate out of the easy bait of it, you'll be gone by 45. I saw that one and I said, die. That was definitely me. No, I'm cooked. No, you know how many brownies I ate out that month. We didn't care what the ingredients were. Man, give a fuck, man. All right, last week of the week, uh, this is a text thread. A guy hit a woman up late and her first response is, I'm in a relationship now. The guy responded, damn, I understand. I hope he knows what he has. She responded and what is that? He responded, a certified black queen, beautiful intelligent and motivated. If he doesn't know, I know, and I'm here waiting. He then responded. He took his girlfriend's phone so the girl gave the phone to her boyfriend and her boyfriend responded to the dude and said, no, this her boyfriend. But damn, my G does shit there was five. I need to set my game up because you niggas coming. That is funny. I'm picking them up in that moment. You niggas is coming. It's crazy. Oh my god. Oh, and last thing, that's a grown man. Okay. As a grown man, should you ask someone they're paying on what you're wearing and how it fits you? And I'm saying that because like, we'll go shopping, like together a lot. And now actually, like, your paying is like the last aside in fact. Does this shirt fit like how I told you I like my shirts. And it seems like very like like when I think about it from the outside looking in. It seems like very like then why he asked them that but like when at the time is happened I'm like nigga. What else would I do? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's been times where I've told Pat to try something on That because I'm not at this store. I say bro. Just try it on so I see how it looks on you at least Now straight on bro Gee talk about it. I'm doing punches so you can box in it No, no, I don't think it's bad, but that's that's for very like emergency type of like I mean We're traveling tomorrow, and I don't have time to go there. That's one like that Those are the situations where that happens the outfit has to be like oh you need this I need this right away, but I also don't want this too expensive And I was it's expensive enough where I don't want to make a bad decision with it. Yeah, y'all the same size. Yeah, we were the same Crazy Man, we were in New York shop and I thought we had a social who was helping that out And you know, she brought the pants out to him and he put the pants on I thought he was gonna come out and show her for her Her vice, you know, and he was like, and my god The fuck do you know she don't know my figure like No, that's why I really brought it up. The gene weird is fun No, jean's so weird, bro, so when we were in Boston We went to like a venture store and it's like when those venture stores like no matter what's on the rack the shit cost $75 like that type of winter store So like every shirt we picked up we knew like we only get two or three shirts out of place like this This dude jean picked up this dope as dr. Sushi right what shirt does he have on today show show Mike I met show him jean He has on the dr. Sushi the same one that he picked up no, it was a different one But but no, but this is the problem. He asked me for my opinion like between two shirts And I'm like damn the dr. Sushi one is dope and he was like man, it is dope But he left out that information he you already have a doctor Like a wasteful opinion is like I would have been like naked. No, don't get another doctor Or get another one's want to add to your collection Don't you think that information? No, that's definitely some information Like you showed me you showed me the a shirt at the the same store You showed me a shirt and I was like oh I got that in the in the sit in a different color already Yes, so that was me already offering that information just so you know I shouldn't get it or should I get it even though I have it in both Oh You're supposed to miss an already wore that fit But no, this isn't it come on now he already had a dr. Sushi. I'll tell him that shit weird But that's what I'm saying is Mike lily bought the same shirt in a different color No, what's your No, I tried I tried I tried I didn't have it. I'm telling you Mike about the 40 fucking years old he keeps going to the same type of stores and looking for the same type of shoe Every time I hate I hate when we go I have so many pairs of like black shoes And then once I like it shoes the Solomon's I love the Solomon's now. It's like a really comfortable shoes Solomon, please send me some shoes I have the black ones, but also one and another pair of black ones that look a little different They don't have like the color on the I was gonna say the color on the rim, but the color in the the sole of the shoe or that what is the tongue of the shoe? Yeah Like it's legit like buying the same hot oil and like different color I see a different color pair of Solomon's I'm like here it is And then the fuck that part is like he don't buy them just cuz they different like he'll like It was one that you bought that's like very similar to another one, but then you passed on another one That's very different from the other ones, and I'm just like I don't even get what the fuck you don't now look at this bit I put together with the ones I just bought Show me a fit yeah, you oh and you did the leg lift. Oh my god Different things with a girl sometimes my tummy hurt around my girl But around units More vulnerable with each other I like it, and I don't mind you getting another doctor sushi. Yeah, we are But do you think I think guys do need to be more vulnerable with each other? Do you agree when you say your fiance is vulnerable with you like that some shit that he would do with you that he would never do Say please you ever hear him do something vulnerable with his with his friends. I have it not not with me around not since Mexico There's a vulnerable They had a fall is leaking no no text. No nothing There's a certain point off your fiance, but there's a certain point where it's like Your girlfriend or your boyfriend or your what your significant other it goes on the trip and you see for guys for sir If you see them do a jersey exchange, it's like all right. What type of what type of night did they have yeah? Or if you see if you keep seeing love. I love I love y'all niggas they say that at least one time If they say that one time of the story There's best best believe no They're having too much fun. I'm gonna give you a little something to give you the real sauce I'm not he's supposed to be saying this. I'm breaking guy code right now But go to all the friends pages make sure you follow in them flight the next year Yeah, and if these niggas keep talking about this trip It wasn't just a trip But you keep too much fun Niggas keep posting a throwback two months Wait like you get the first like month after the vacation to say to take me back because you obviously you're just now getting home but if it's like Three times in one year is like I You know you know you know what popped in my head when when autumn rich has Rich has kids from rich households Was praying for countries, but they were post when they was on vacation in that country Yeah, they'd be like oh praying for Jamaica and they getting a like thighs rubbed down by some dude Yo, if you let your girl go to Jamaica by herself, man, you crazy, man Why they wrote you don't trust you don't trust people. Huh you don't trust people. They rub in legs. It's going to happen Your girl is not about to watch three women get their legs Just just have some respect and just be like a man at least they had to turn my lady up At least she went last yeah, but it mattered though if my if my girl directly wants it Okay, but there's like the ones where like they start putting like the muds between your boobs and shit in your butt You funny She said I never see The mud ones she told my he started No, I seen I seen a guy like lift the girls boobs are like this. Oh, she perk them up, and then you love that little thing with it It's like I come on. No, I've been in too many toxic relationships for you to pull some shit like It's whatever bro. That's how you want to play Talk about what he's what you mean I see a lot of single girl. I did I saw one just one I don't see it off though. No, I've seen I go live. I see the ones, but she was single I've seen men take the lotion from the niggas and like do it themselves. Oh, no, I'm not doing that too I'm not doing nothing. I'm like if you're already there. It's like just let the dude do his job at that point If you already agreed to like this is what it is and then you next to what I mean it is what it is he go No, he got the rub me to rock Fuck that Girl's music you rub you rub in my boobs too, bro Standard though. No, it might not be okay. We're we're being a little hyperbolic. Yeah, I think we shouldn't in the podcast Anyway, I appreciate y'all everybody's been coming to live shows at preach H.O. We're gonna be in more cities In the fall like the Cal the most states the California's Florida Texas. Don't do that. Don't do that We gotta stop doing that why because like people get triggered by that for some reason now the way they cut that clip Made it seem like you say we had new dates though. Yes, also, but I think people were doing that before or in after, like every time we say that, we're obviously gonna do a show in cities where our show is the most popular at, and every show that we went where our city is, our show is popular, has sold out, so why the hell wouldn't we come to you? We on our way. But like, we're not gonna trigger it no more. We're not gonna say your name unless we got something actually on the way. - My thing is that I just want the same energy to be, you know, to be on. Like the same way, these are in our DM saying, why y'all not coming to Florida? Why y'all not coming to Cali? When these tickets dropped and this shit don't sell out instantly, I swear to God. - Yeah. - Y'all got mic poppin' off, right? - Come on now. - Okay, you got anything, shout out? - Yes, make sure you guys are tapped into the pod, Brain Squeeze podcast where we talk about pop culture, trending news every single day. It's a daily podcast. - She told me I was gonna be a guest but never gave me the invite. - Y'all been gone for the release. - Put this on record, put this on record. - And she complained about us texting her back. We both texted her back and we couldn't even, she didn't even like our text back. - No, you didn't. - What text back? - You said something, something to have a safe flight. - Yes. - And then we both texted you back and we didn't even get a text back. So you gas lit us. - 'Cause honestly, when you said what you said, I thought you was telling me to leave you alone. - Oh. - What did I say? - Because I had said, now let's try it again. Good look at your show this week and save travels. Mike said, thank you. You said, shaking my head, our flight got delayed. I'll text you when I get back. (laughing) - I'm like, oh. - No, no. - No, no. - It was so bad. - It was so bad. - I hate when people don't know me. (laughing) - My bad. You know I'm trolling, right? It was, it was, I didn't know what was going on top of that. - It was a joke because last time our excuse for not texting back, is the fact that we had like a three hour delay and we was stressed out. - Oh god, it. - So I was saying, no, we got delayed. I can't send the text back. - I didn't, 'cause I was like, they got some pant. Look on this one. (laughing) - No, your man, your man probably looking at the phone like, why the fuck did he get to him? (laughing) - I'm not bad, I was, I was just joking. (laughing) My fault, Brody, it's a joke. - My fault, Brody, you're. (laughing) - All right, so, Jane, you got anything, shout out? - Just by merch, it's shipping out, ready to ship tomorrow. (laughing) - People don't do this no more. - No. - When ain't buying, man. - What's that, what happened? - How did we just go from this, how did we go from this to this? - You bet you didn't do anything with this? - Yeah, you good, I didn't know, I don't know. - We been getting taught at every show how to do it. - That's how you know how we massage anistic and they doing this at our show. (laughing) - Tell me. - Brody, it's like I got a big group, man. (laughing) - Big hit as girls, and it should. Now, I love you, girl. Happy International Women's Century to you. Shout out to all my ladies, fuck these niggas. It's still, even if one of them called me massage anistic, next one do it, I off myself for it. - Oh my God. - All right, so please. - Oh my God.