322: He Needs to Be Locked Up FOREVER

it's a lovely day outside. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. rolled through like New York, New Jersey area. So we just beat it in time. But like we were getting videos from all of her family dude, like opening your front door and their snow piled up in front of your door. Like they're fully snowed in. - Ooh. - Bro, that would, oh my God, that's so annoying. (laughing) - I'm gonna do what that's like. - Gosh. - The snow is nice, but I could not live in the snow. I just, I can't do it. - I know, I have mad respect for people who can like live in the snow, man. - Yeah, like imagine grabbing a shovel and having to shovel your way out of your house. - And like not having enough food. - Yeah. - Like in every restaurant shut down. Like in your just hungry and cold. (laughing) - That you're not prepared. - Yeah, really living like settlers out here. We can't do this. This is crazy. - Even if you had like nowhere to go, if I opened my front door and I saw snow and I couldn't leave, I'd be like, man, I was about to go to the post office or do something. - Yeah. - I would just, even if you didn't have to go out, I would still be pissed that I just couldn't. - I always get sucked into like videos of somewhere across the world. It's like Serbia or somewhere in Russia. And it's like a place. - Oh, the Russia one was crazy. - Where it's like negative 45 degrees outside. It's just snow all the time. Like imagine just growing up there. That's where the lottery of life just placed you at. - Like in, I would be like, "Mom, dad, I'm leaving this town. I am leaving this village." I, there are much better places with better weather. - And you're also just pale all the time. - Well, just pale. - There's nothing wrong with that. - Matt, don't listen. You're okay, some of us have to be pale now for the rest of our lives. - I know, I know, I know, I know. But you could always, you could always do fake tin. - I have been taking lately beta carotene supplements, which are, you know, people say like, "Oh, if you eat carrots, you can start get a little bit of an orange glow." - Oh, I did not know that. - That is like a scientific fact if you eat a bunch of carrots, but really it's because there's, I believe, carotene in it. - A bitch it just sounds good. - Yeah, right. And I saw a TikTok of someone who said, "Hey, my skin, I've been able to get a glow because I've been taking beta carotene supplements." And I'm like, "Well, if I can't tan, I might as well start taking these supplements." - It didn't have like a shop link on the bottom, right? - No, it didn't. I never even go for a shop link. I'll just look on another website that sells it. - No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying like, the minute I see a shop link, I just like don't believe the video anymore. - I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that. But I think this one was more of just general, like wellness tips than like, you know, shelling out a product. - Do either of you know anybody that does like, like their whole job is shop links on TikTok? Oh, really, you know somebody? - Yeah. - Have you ever talked to them about it? - Oh, they crush. - And I know they crush, but like, how often are they telling the truth? - Well, I don't think it's so much of like a telling the truth thing. I think they just find products that, you know, not that they don't believe in and they just shell out for it. I think they find good products that they know are hot and they just promote it because it's like a good product that they know are hot. - They're looking at the marketplace, like on the end of like creator stuff, TikTok will say like, hey, these are some products that seem to be on the rise and doing well. And the CPM and like the returns on it can do really well. Like your commission is gonna be big. And so they just sit there and they get those products and they just make those videos all day until one hit. - I hate those. - That's like gambling. - Yeah, it is. - No, Matt, Matt, but the hooks on those like, the people that do it for a living, all their hooks are like, so my wife just got home and her boyfriend gave her this product. And like immediately, you're like, wait, wait, what? It's like those, it's like those kids. - And like that's how they get you. And then you're like, okay, I gotta see what, his wife came home, but her boyfriend gave her something. - Yeah, and then they get you with that shit. - And then you start watching, like, damn, I could use that wife beater. - All right, guys, we'll like pull out a carrot out of his just like his shorts or whatever in the beginning of the season, the kitchen starts chopping up the vegetable. And you're like, what do you talk, it just came out of your face. - Or they'll show a product and they'll have like a fake rat running through like the kitchen. Just so they can get like comments and people rewatching it and the algorithm. 'Cause I've seen those too and I'm like, damn. That was the only thing I ever bought was wife beaters on TikTok. Only thing I ever TikTok-shopped, that's it. - Wife beaters because of the TikTok shop. - Dude, they were made specifically for people with gynecomastia, and I was like, that is my community, they know. - And is it a wearing one right now? - You are you really? - Do you have gyna? - I don't think I have it. Like, I'm not diagnosed. Like, I never got to talk to a doctor about it, but listen, I have my nipples are a little hoodies. (laughs) - Let me tell you some things. - Jared, why have we never vented about this? - I don't know. - Dude, we'll talk after. - I get sucked into the ones that are like the underwear that give you a little bit of a butt. - Oh, wait, I wish you just wearing one. - No, no, those are butt pads that girls will wear. Like, these are ones that have pads in it that make it look like you have a butt. - Oh, but why would a for dudes? - For dudes? - Yeah, for somebody like me. I have no asszane. - I have no asszane. - No, I know, but that's fine though, guy, I feel like it's normal for guys that have no asszane. Isn't that like a normal thing? Like, isn't that true? - Okay, but I'm not doing it like, okay. (laughs) Like, are you trying to like, are you trying to be like voluptuous? - What are we doing here, Matt? - Just something just to give my pants a little lift. The point is there would be guys who have butts like me and then they put on the little butt padded underwear. And I'm like, damn, that does look nice. It just makes it look like I have a muscular butt. Nothing. Okay, so then I was like, I got to see that if it works for me and I bought it. - Matt, Matt, just looking at butts all day, I'm like, boy, booty, just like that. I want that butt. - I do, sometimes I do wish I had a muscular butt. It's just my one little thing I do that don't have. - I do the same thing, but with different guys' noses, I'll watch a show and I'm like, 10 is a good nose. (laughs) - And he's turning sideways and I'm like, damn, we have the same head. So if I had that nose, it'd be like, it would work because it works on this guy. Like, I have all these things playing in my head as a watching TV or shows where I'm not even paying attention. I'm just paying attention to everybody, all the dudes' noses. - I guess it would be like that sometimes. But I bought them and I've wore them out to the grove just to like, let's go take a little strut in these. And the whole time I was like (laughs) - Did you feel like all eyes were on here? - No, it's not that I, no one's looking at my butt. It's only me that knows it, but I can feel that I have these pads on my ass the whole time every time I'm walking. And I'm just like, who am I fooling? What am I doing? Patricia knows I'm wearing it, but we're just laughing like thinking, you're getting whistled at, hey, sweet shit. - I wish. But don't drop the soap. - I felt silly. I felt silly wearing the butt pads. - But do you still have 'em? You still wear 'em? - Yeah, I still have 'em. I've only worn them like once. I guess like maybe next time if I was, I don't even want, maybe a suit. Something if I was wearing maybe like thinner fabric or like my shirt was tucked in. - Or like if you knew you were going to a ballgame, you're gonna be sitting for a while. I feel like that would be a nice, I could work. - It could work. It's used like as a way to, yeah, cushion, yeah, I like that. - I'm waiting for like a right occasion if I'm like hosting something maybe at my house, but it's like kind of a nice event where my shirt's tucked in. And I know that like, if I need to like get out of these underwear, I can just go to my room and paint. - You know what? I do understand when you tuck in your shirt. - That's what I'm talking about. - I understand that. - It just didn't even hit me. - It didn't even hit me. - That little, like, yeah. It all worked just on me. Honestly, Matt, I wish I could give you some of mine. - 'Cause it's too big, you do that for me. Like, I think my butt is just in my, it's too, it's too, I have too much of it. So it makes me look like chunky on the bottom. I could get some sucked out if you need. And I could give it to you. - Please. - 'Cause I'm trying. I mean, I've not been skipping my leg days. I've been good about it. Sometimes I feel like, oh, it's sculpting, but it's not getting any bigger. And I feel like the butt, the gluteus maximus is the one muscle where it's like, I don't know. - It's kind of like calves. - Yeah, you had been working on it since day fucking one. Like, you have to, you know, you have to up your protein and do butt workout, you got to do butt workouts. - 'Cause that's what I have been doing. - You have not. - I have been, but it's just, how much protein do you need today? - Maybe also need to be doing more aggressive squats. Like, 'cause I'm doing mostly like, the leg presses, the leg lying down leg curl stuff. I'm doing anything I can just to not like, be there with the free weights. But if I had a trainer with me, I need to get a just a leg day trainer. - You need to get a do trainer that just has like a massive muscular ass. - Oh yeah. - There are some of the gym. I'm like, I want you. - I want, I beg you because I just like what you got going on. We're tall, give me the air. - You're looking, he's looking you from the cross of gym and you're like, you're butt, I want it. - And you're training me. - He's just, he's just confused like, what do you want? - That's funny. - So we need to, we need to get you a better butt. And we need, so ladies, if you are listening and you are good at those butt workouts, can you please give Matt? - Yeah, so I'm not gonna stand below. - Yeah, just like, what are, what does he need to do to grow that ass? Because I do, I get it. The tucked in shirt, I get it. That makes me, it's like, you know, for me, like when a nice event, I'm like, I can't wear my hat. You know what I mean? It's like, we all have something for specific events that we need to fix. - But then I'm worried, but then I'm worried I'm gonna be wearing those butt pads and you're feeling great. you know, like, but he's become up to one another just like, damn, man, like, but I feel like that moment of silence. They're going to be like, what are you wearing? Is that a diaper? Like, it's just because I was like spanking myself with them and I'm like, if someone came up and slapped my ass, they would think I had some medical condition that I was wearing like, depends or something. It's like, and it's like, how do you, because they're going to bring it up and you have to answer. You'll have to tell them the truth. Oh, yeah. That's weird, and he's just going to start telling everybody around. I say like, I bruised my tailbone and I'm just wearing like some, oh, God, that's good. I bruised my tailbone, I just need a little cushion when I sit down. It's just temporary. He's already, he's already thought about it. How can I make this sound good when somebody asks? And I feel like the only person that really would come up and slap my butt would be Todd. Yeah. That's the only person that I'm envisioning who just come up with somebody and then be like, not only a slap, a grab with it, you just said, but you know what, it doesn't even, like, the thing is that you have a wife now. So it doesn't even really matter what anybody thinks. Right. No, it doesn't matter at all. Yeah. I think it's just that TikTok shop curiousness when you see it and go, how would that look on me? Yeah. I just need to buy. What is it? 20 bucks. Let's just have some fun. It's a fun purchase. You should get the one where I got for our little video that we did for the Super Bowl. I double, I double stuff. Was that look cheeked up? Oh, it was because the pants are the shorts and the pads come separate. So you, you put it in. Okay. Okay. I was able to grab the second one. I got two just in case. But I was able to grab the pass from the second one and double pad and it literally, it gave me a fucking roadie, a little rough. A little rough. I kept looking. I'm like, damn. I want to. Oh, damn. I wanted to have. There was like, oh, goodness. I was looking at the mirror. I was like, damn. And I already have a big ass, so it, like, it mooned me up. Double cheeked up. Double cheeked up on a Thursday, you know? All right. So should we run that intro? All right. Maybe. Let's get it. Let's get it, baby. Oh, God. Three, two, one. Is Kovato, baby? I was, thank you guys too much. Not at all. I think this episode belongs on only fans. I think that we just gave him a little too much. We kind of gave him a little bit of, like, unwind type shit. Matt didn't give him too much over there. Nothing. I gave him nothing. I was working. I was working it. Next episode, I'll bring in the butt pads. I'll wear it. No, I want to see. I want to see how much it, like, it's noticeable. Yeah. Yeah. You will. You'll notice a difference. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just like, is that any walks by to take his seat? Great to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. Damn. Did you guys see, speaking of only fans, did you guys see that, you know, Clark? The shop. The shop thing. Yeah. Apparently, Clark is, um, is working with only fans where now you can start, um, doing monthly payments. People are not. If you can't afford it, clarify what Clark is. The names are so familiar. Basically, like, if you can't afford something, you can put it on, like, uh, uh, a pay plan. If you don't have the money, like, up front right now, you could monthly installments. Okay. So work with only fans where if you want to buy someone's only fans, you can, instead of paying it on the spot, you could come up with a plan and pay it later, pay later, the economy is going to cry. If you, if your housing bubble is here, like, if you need, if you need to do a payment plan to watch somebody's only fans, you're fucking cooked. You're done. You're done. Like, where are we? Where are we? And then what happens if you don't pay those, uh, payments? But we'll just, like expose you, oh, that's real. I like that. Yeah. I just want to know what the punishment is too. I mean, besides, like, it's just like anything else, right? You would just get, right? I mean, you had to hit your credit. Hit your credit. It affects all of that. Can you imagine your credit going down because you didn't pay your only fans membership on time? Mmm. God. That's crazy. That is insane. That's, that's a problem. I mean, I don't have, I'm not signed up to anybody's only fans, but like, I, isn't the range between like 15 to 25, like, dollars, like, I think it's all dependent on what people set their price as. God, is it, is it only going up? I don't know. It all depends on the level of content people have. I'm very curious about the average only fan subscriber, how many other people are they subscribing to? Oh, yeah. You know, you got your Netflix, your PC, your who, like, do you have multiple subscription services for all this content? Are you like loyal to one channel? That's true. Yeah. Sometimes it's like five to 15 bucks a month. That makes sense. But sometimes I feel like people are like, it's free. Yeah. I heard a lot, a lot of people do it for free and then they make all their money through messages. Oh. So they can charge through messages and they'll charge, they'll charge like, yeah, we're back, we're back to, we're back to paying per message, but yeah, really, like, and you know those messages ain't real. Of that is some person that is being paid to message on behalf of them, but here's my message. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, hold on. Can I just get a little bit of a grace period? Because are people like turning themselves on by like the DMs and stuff? Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm touching myself. I'm thinking about you and they're like, Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. Like, is that how? Yeah, you, you want it to be like real? Like, respond like three days later. Like, Hey, sorry. Just saw this. Like, you know, a true correspondence, it's, it's a, but the thing is that they would never do AI or make it like a bot's like that because if somebody catches it, you could expose the whole entire, you need to still have a human on it. It's never them. It's never the girls or the boys messaging people back. They do hire other people to do it, but like, they know that the people, the thing is that people that are just, they know that. I think it's just like the fantasy. Yeah. It's a placebo if you're not, if you're not fucking talking to the actual girl and she's not giving you the actual content, she's just, it's like, you might as well go to that freeze. Go to a free site. Yeah. Go to a free site. It means no sense to me. Do the people who have to chat on behalf of, you know, whoever only fans model they are representing? Do they have like notes for each like client? Like, okay, yeah, this guy really likes like Cheetos and, like, and baby oil. So I got to like, remember to tie that in like, and then do they like pass on like notes about this particular client to other people and go, hey, you're working with Darren today. He brought, he likes it a little nice in the beginning, but then you got to get rough. I got to ramp it up because he's going to catch on us. I wonder where this will be in like five, 10 years, because you know how we like go like it. We go like, I feel like our timeline when it comes to just like the history of the universe. We go in waves, right? It's like shit. Like this gets very proper. And then it like in 20 years or 30 years, it will become like, like, only fans will become just like a, like a shame for a no, no thing to do. And I like, I feel like it will come back. I just wonder when that's going to be only time will tell, right? Am I right? The, when it comes to like adult work, we, like, we've been seeing cycles. I think it's just been a progressive push. I don't think it's really, I thought it was popular then it became, it was, it was popular, then it wasn't. And now it's like back. I think it's always been taboo, but you're also talking like it's not exactly prostitution, but adult work is like the oldest profession in the world. Yeah. It's been there since the beginning of time. I feel like I'd be really good at it. Should we test it? No, I, no, I definitely, I, I have family members are so alive so I could never do it. But um, but I feel like if I did do that work, I'd be very good at it. Damn right. I'd be very good at it. I'd be really good at it. And this is a job. This is a career. You don't understand. Same puts a, a time card, like punch stamp in his house, fucking let's go. He has like, screen, like, stop, broker, just like, don't you, don't you ever see jobs you're like, damn, I'm not going to do that, but I'd be really good at that job. Oh yeah. There's a few and that's one of them. Yeah. This is one of them. It's just like, yeah, I, you know, your business is like working on his only fans. It's a total goon cave because you know, I'm all about business, baby. To me. Daddy's working. But honestly, get out. I, if I, the thing is that if I could afford it, I would just like hire a double and just have him take all my new three. So I didn't have to show anything. I can't. No, I can't. I can see you. One of the managers, like the manager, like the content managers, like I can see you getting into that. Well, I mean, like these shoots, ladies, these shoots are not it. Oh, yeah. I'm not your best work. Not your best work. Yes. I think I'd be a great content manager for that. I just hire banks, but for only bands models. Congratulations. You're still in the running. You're becoming America's next. I want. I just watched the, um, the documentary. Did you watch it? No. I haven't. And is it, is it what? Yes. The Tyra Banks documentary. It's a, I guess she used to have a show called America's Next Hot Model. I personally, I've, I've only seen clips is like, especially in the past, like five years on tick. I've only seen, I've never seen one up. of that. Okay, but we've all heard of it, right? Because all the clips I've been coming out of like all the different challenges that she's put the contests through where it's like, holy shit. People have to, people have to pose in different races for each time. But it was a different time. It was crazy. But this was all years back and it just came out. And I saw that Tyra Banks was a producer on the documentary. So I'm like, oh, normally you don't see someone that's being exposed as a producer of like a hit piece like that. That hit piece, but like they're controlling the narrative. Yeah, they're getting. So Tyra is going to clear like in my house, like I need to see if she's going to control this narrative or not. And so I watched it. And they pretty much go through all like the ups and downs throughout the, throughout the seasons. And bro, it was bad. Like the end of season two, the whole, you didn't watch it at all. I mean, I'm familiar with a lot of the viral clips and crazy toxic things they would do on the show. They want the like the end of season two when they're in Milan. Okay. Go on. One of the, one of the girls, she got like really, really like fucked up. And the whole Jacuzzi scene. Yes. I remember this. I remember this. I had no idea about what they got drunk. They were in like a bath tub at like a hotel and stuff, right? Because they were taken off like their tops and stuff. It was considered reality TV. And not because this type of show, it should have been only competent. Like, we shouldn't have never showed them like kind of outside living. Yeah, because like you know, Jacuzzi, sure, you film everything, but there's really no challenges. They're just living life. This, this type of show, it should have just been strictly the challenges. They come, they get voted off. And like, like the, like the tattoo show, like all you see is like, yeah, it's just like we're focused on the craft and exactly the odds of winning. So they were showing the ends and outs, like in competitions and outside of competitions, or I thought that was kind of like a red flag already when they were when I was watching the documentary. And you know, these girls would have like the day off or something from the show and they would go and have fun and the cameras would stay on them. And of course, it was like the model industry back then. It was so fucking toxic. Like, like they were not having these girls eat anything when they're like when a challenge is about to come up or like they had a photo shoot. And they would put them through these like insane. Like there was a girl that her mom got shot, right? Her mom got like shot killed whatever. Cause every challenge that they do is a theme. And this theme was dead. Like everybody was like killed. And they made her specifically be the one shot in the head and her posing. Oh my Lord. And it's like, they didn't say that they, they, um, they put that one on her. But they, they, they knew that her mom was killed like that. So if you like knew that, right? It was very like conniving and toxic and conniving. And it's like, it wasn't just that it was a lot of different things. So you knew it was on purpose. They put these girls to fucking hell. I couldn't believe it was watching. It was really, really terrible. Like these girls, they were making these girls get their fucking teeth redone. Like like this girl had a gap and she looked incredible with the gap. Like, if you're a model, keep the gap, keep the gap and like define a whole look for you. They made her close it up. They made her close her entire gap or she was going to get eliminated just to stay on the show, just to stay in the show. And they, they aired that. They filmed that by next season. They had a girl with a gap with a gap. They loved it. They're like, Oh, you should keep your gap. Oh, and that was the very next season. So is the whole stick of the documentary? Are they going? We didn't realize how toxic we were being back then. And it's great that we now have oversight over all the reality shows we're producing now. Like they're a little more self-aware looking back. Or is it just like the crazy show we got away with? Yeah. No, no, no. I think it was, it was definitely self-aware for sure. I don't think Tyro was being very apologetic about how she ran it. But the other guys, I think they definitely, but I didn't like how they were kind of putting the blame on her because they were, they were on the same side. Like if you thought that it's terrible atmosphere and you guys were going like, well, how many seasons was this? I think over, they had over 15, 20 seasons. They got fired by Tyra. She let them all go. They were on the show for so many fucking years and everybody loved all of them. And she fired them. And then they're, and then they kind of attacked her on like her, like, Oh, she's toxic mobile. It's like, you know, you've been on the show for that many years. And this all this shit happened and you let that fly. But now it's like, it's her fault. It was, it was, it was pretty crazy. But I think they're coming up with another documentary that's not produced by her. And that will dive maybe a little bit more. I feel like they're going to show more that like you, yeah. There is something to say though, like, you know, you could look at it one by way and be like, Oh, well, you were on it for 15 years. It must not have been that bad. And, you know, now while the sudden you have this to say, but it could be like, they were in a position where like, you don't want to lose your job. You don't want to lose this. So you're stuck in like a shitty situation. And you're kind of forced to deal with, you know, toxic, like, fucked up shit. Totally understand. Yeah. And then like when, when it's finally over, you're like, there's nothing, you're not putting on this fake happy front to just get a check or to do whatever. So like, and also, and I'm sure they all signed very heavy contracts. So like if they did speak out against it, they would just get sued. Yeah. And it's like, who wants to deal with a fucking lawsuit? Especially going against somebody like that, you know? But yeah, no, that was really, it's so crazy seeing something so popular like for years. And you just like, you see a little clips here and there. You really don't know like the half of it. And you watch a documentary. You're just like, holy shit. So we're looking back at stuff and being like, what are we watching? What were we doing? We weren't even flagging that stuff when it was happening. We're like crazy. That's just TV. Not even just that everything, even like social media content. Like I look at older videos. I'm like, whoa, it's just like, it's crazy how like, and it wasn't that long ago too. It was like, you know what I was thinking about the other day. I don't even think that fear factor would fly. Like forcing all these people to eat bugs, roaches, doing all this like nasty shit. People would be like, why are you making people do this? It's back right now. Johnny Knoxville's the host. No, that's no, no, I don't know back. It's oh, it's still going. Yeah, it's just started the new season. Johnny Knoxville is the host. But I am curious like how aggressive the challenges are and are they as like wild as it was, you know, the first go around with. I think fear factor is okay. As long as they have the right safety precautions and like they have right to stand by medics and all that. I don't think this is I would never do this, but I just feel bad for the bugs, you know, like every time I see I'm like, I've got some bugs dying. There are some things getting a little squished. I think so. Yeah, but I mean, dude, I'm fear factor. If you're going on fear fact, you know exactly what you're signing up for. It's like, they're not hiding anything. Right. They're very, I think it's very in your face of exactly what you're going to do. Can you deal with bugs, Keith? Bro, I can't even pick one up around the house without a napkin. Right. I'm a big, if I see a bug, I get a cup and then a paper underneath, paper underneath, pick it up and I don't kill it. I'll just walk it, a block down and then dump it. Absolutely. Like this is too far. For the people listening, we're just looking at a little thumbnail from the new season and what we see are people basically getting buried with cement. They're under those like wire. That's too much. That's too much. That's like, I think you can come up with better stuff and not how like that, dude, that would fucking, I don't know. See, I'd be like, damn ice. Well, I got to know what the fucking contract is because I better be able to sue. And if they're like, if you die, you can't sue. Can you, Keith, can you imagine how scary that would fucking be if you were down there and they made a mistake and they covered your face accidentally? Just accident. Like, wait, Zane, didn't something happen on one fear factor? Like the underwater didn't. Yes, it was, it was this, it wasn't fear factor. It was doggy dog, which was a fear factor type show that I believe was on like spike TV and stuff. And they had bigger challenges. There was a water one where a guy was like underwater for a long time. And I think they all just signal that he wanted to get pulled up. He did live, but suffered like severe brain damage from it. So that was one that, I feel like after that, then fear factor kind of stopping on air because they realized how big of a risk it was. Yeah. And then revisited it. But doggy dog is the one where someone had lifelong damage to it. Yeah. What a fucking liability. Just all these shows, man. You were just dude, imagine running a show like that. And you're just like 20 contestants. You're just like, I hope everybody doesn't get a safety, you have to take like for a big-ass production like that. Just to make sure. Yeah. Even like, like I'm doing a, I'm doing a video, like next week. And it involves like a, like a cop, like renting a, it's like a fake cop. Yeah. And Travis is calling me, he's like, um, we need to do insurance on it. Like it's the car movement. It's like, I don't know. It's just gonna like pull me over like, I don't, it's not, it's, it's very, very small. He's like, nose and you like, you need to have insurance to cover the, if it's, even if it moves at one feet, like it needs to be in the insurance, I was like, why are we like, like, why are we worrying about this so much? And, and hit me that like, bro, people get sued for fucking anything. Yeah. Like if, what if those cops got her riding behind me? And that's like, that's, it's on me. There's a lot of like, whether it's my fault, his, but it doesn't matter. It's like, it's like, fuck. It's like, that makes it, that makes me not want to do anything. That's why I should film by myself. So if anything happens to me, just self-produced. I want to see myself. Yeah, play a cop. Remi cop. Oh, Keith, did you go to a wedding? Is that why you were in New York? Yes. Um, so we did our first road trip with Tony. Oh, fun. Y'all drove. It was 12, 12 hours, but with like, Like all the stops and everything ended up being like 15. It was long, driving there we stopped and spent the night in like Virginia, but we got to the hotel at 5.30 in the morning, fell asleep, and then hit the road at 8.30 in the morning. So it was like a three hour nap and then finished the rest of it. But on the way back I drove straight through. - Would you do it again? - Did it stop? No, that was it. That was the first person last. It's, we used to do road trips all the way to Canada, which was like a three day trip. And bro, they are, I don't know how people enjoy road trips. They're the fucking worst. It's just, it's bad for your back. It's bad for your mental health. It's literally bad. Like there's nothing positive about a road trip. And it's also dangerous. - The thing you get to bond, you know, see the scenery. - Get a little reading in here. - The only scenery was the buckies that we stopped at. - We just tried to hit every buckies along the way 'cause we had to stop for like diaper changes and like feedings and just like constantly stopping. So we're just like, it was like, buckies, buckies, buckies, sheets, sheets. Like we had it down to a path. But yeah, we drove out there for Mariah's brother John. He got married. - Oh, fun. It was a quick trip. Like I think we were only in PA and Jersey for two days and then drove back, but it was really nice. It was fun. - It was really cool to the wedding. Was he out on the day? - Yes, for it. Like did you have like, yeah. - Yeah, I was sorry. - We have him in a little tuxedo. - And he had an outfit change later on. He had a full track suit. He had his chain out. (laughing) - It was everybody's first time meeting him, right? - Yeah. - First time before us, huh? - Before us. - But aren't you, isn't something happening soon? - Maybe. (laughing) - Maybe, I don't know. I don't know, maybe. I'm a really excited. I see, I meet Tony on the 27th. - 27th. - Is it pretty great though when you have like the baby and I can like pass it off to like relatives and stuff? Or are you still always like a corner of your eye? Like where's my baby, where's my baby? Or like have you gotten to a point where you're so comfortable? You can be in a social situation where you're like, I'm with family members. They've been around babies. - Yeah. - I don't have to, it's not really a worry. - Okay, yeah. - Everybody obviously like wants to hold them and like love on them and stuff like that. - Yeah. - So I'm just, my eyes always kind of just like, yeah, yeah. And we were talking, we just chit-chatting and I'd always like look over. - How do you know? - Have you used a koala care changing bed yet? Like that's in, you know, bathroom, public bedrooms? - The public rooms. - Not yet. - As soon as you saying road trip or a diaper changing on the road, I was, I thought about that koala pack, the koala fucking. - Yeah. - So gross too. - A lot of cocaine has been done on those koala bags here. - And a lot of, and a lot of, - Oh, and a lot of sex. - You think people have it, sex on a pool. - That one not hold the weight of a pool. - I'm willing to bet you that somebody has. - There's a portal out there of someone having sex on a koala care. - Yeah. - That's disgusting. - I know. I know it's very disgusting. You know what else is disgusting that I saw on to? Oh my, like this one made me. - How gross? - Same. - No, you crossed the line. Everybody is talking about this. This is gross, it's gross. It's not gross enough to talk about, but it is fucking disgusting. You just, just watch out. You just got to watch out in the hotel room. So this girl, she didn't even get exposed. She posted this herself, right? She's in the hotel room. You know how there's like coffee machines in the hotel rooms? This lady thought it was a good idea to not only do the opposite after. She took her underwear because they, you know, there was no laundry there. She took her underwear because it was dirty and wanted to clean it. She put it in the cake up section. - There's no way. - In the coffee machine. She turned on the hot water and ran it through like where the coffee, it was like her underwear was pretty much filtering her out the water. - And she shared it like a hot tip. - And she shared it. - No. - She shared it to TikTok. Like it was a good idea and it was not rage bait either. - It was rage bait. - No, I want to argue about it. I do not believe it at all. That is total rage bait. - I don't think you think that she did that like purposely without like doing it at all. - She knew that it would cause a massive reaction and get tons of views. - I don't, it's so fucking disgusting though. - She seems like a pretty same person too. Like while she's like talking to the camera and stuff. Like if it was like someone who was like mentally ill and is like, "Hey guys, this is a little fat." Sorry, I do it like a trick, but just like, you know whenever just my bridges get a little dirty, I just use the cake cup, like a normal person if they felt like they had dirty underwear and they had no way to clean it. You would go to the bathtub and run hot water and clean your underwear. - Yeah. - A cake cup machine, but it's also clogged. Like, I don't even think it's physically possible to run. - You know what, you're right. I don't think it's physically, especially the hotel ones. It could be very small and like to have to like, ball up a underwear into that. It probably wouldn't even fit. - Yes. And you would just know it would flood it, it would cause just mayhem. It's like, I love it. - Mr. Mythbuster. - But I'm not trying to like downplay you, but a lot of people are pressed about it. And I'm like, y'all relax. This has to be rage bait, I believe. - I feel like a normal coffee pot would work. - Yes, I could see if she did a normal coffee pot, I'd be like, that's disgusting. And I believe that she did that. - Is this, I cake up funny, like that. - But also the cake up thing has the metal spikes that come down into the top of it. Like, you're just punching holes into the underwear. - Can no hotel sue her for this? 'Cause she posted it. - She doesn't show her doing it. She just says she does it. - Got it. - And she did it. That's where I'm also like, this didn't happen. - Yeah. - I think it probably was a funny idea in her head. Like, yo, I could totally like, how funny would it be if somebody like washed it in there? And then it was just like, I just did this. - Right. - I think Red Bulliac, they should do it on their channel. See if it works. - Oh, get that exact coffee sheet. - Get a cake up and I bet it can only work with like, a thong, like a G string. - Yeah. - Something that is so fucking silly. - Yeah, you're right, Matt. I think, I don't remember what the coffee machine looked like. It just in my head was like, oh, she must have like, figured out a way to just like shove it in there somewhere and let the steam and maybe the heat or, 'cause I don't know if the water, is she put it in the cake cup? - Part, but like, - She is putting it in the cake cup. - Oh, it's in the cake cup. - It's in the cake cup. - Right, that's where, 'cause it's not like she's putting it in a coffee cup and just getting hot water on it. - That also, that's bizarre, but that would be a little bit more hygienic than putting your dirty panties in something where water is drained through. This girl is rage fading, man. - Look at that shirt, though, Matt. I feel, oh my god, we both have the same coffee machine. - Brought, and also like, no soap. - Yes. - I mean, unless she's a great actress. - Right, and she's saying, not many people already knew this hack. Like, what are you talking about? - I don't think anybody did. - I mean, you're right. The thing is that like, that's something, it's too diabolical. - It's too diabolical. - You know what? It's something I would come to the podcast and say, as a complete lie. And like, that's fucking disgusting. Did you really do that? No, I'm just kidding. But she never had that just kidding TikTok after it. She just. - No, there's just watch out for rage-baiters out there. Just watch out for them because it's just this shit. They get people all riled up. Then she's gonna get a TLC show. She's gonna be on like, my strange addiction or something. This is a girl who just wants attention. - There was one video. It just reminded me. I think I might have sent it to you, Zane. It was not rage-bait, but it should have been. Do you remember there was like that one workout girl? And she was talking about like bloat. She blew her nose like a snot rocket and the dog was licking it out of her nose. And was like, if you don't have tissues or anything, this is what I usually just do. And just went like. - And you saw the whole thing. - And the dog is just licking it up off of her face out of her nose. And I was like, oh my god. - It was a hard watch. It was a hard watch. And that was a rage-bait. - And then just back to normal. It was normal content. I was like, I have to see who this is. And it was just a one-off video, like disgusting. And it's like, they just want views. - You never, people will never let you live that down. You're done. That is like the definition of the internet forever. It's like, you can't hide that shit now. Now just people assume that you do that all the time, whether you say you don't do it anymore or not. - Oh, you know it's more disgusting. Did you see the Kentucky man story that just happened? - What? - What happened in Kentucky? - It's another, it's another animal situation. Guy got busted with a road kill. A dead deer on the side of the road. - Okay. - Uh-huh. - Covered in blood. - Okay. - And he was out there behind the deer. - Shut the fuck up. - Okay. I just have to turn away. - Look at that. No ass, man. - What has the world come to? - Alan Osborne. - He's bigger than me. (laughing) This man is younger than me. - Isn't that crazy? - Somebody was driving by and saw it. It was like 9-1-1. - Somebody drove by and saw that. They saw that with their own eyes. - Yes. - Imagine you're like, "All right, get it." Oh my god. - Oh my god. (laughing) - You think it's like, "Oh my god." - You stop him at first. - And just somebody that, whoa, nice. Oh my god. - Oh my god, that's not. And he's just like, he's loving you so much. He doesn't stop. He sees you and he doesn't stop. He's just in his zone. - Zane, Zane this. - You're next, bitch. (laughing) - Oh my god. - Dude, I would freak out. - Dude, I've never seen somebody with so much hair. Everywhere but their head. - But they said, 'cause the story said it was road kill. - Yes, it was road kill. A dead deer. - Who sees that on the side of the road? It's like, you know what? I got like a couple minutes to spare. - He's literally the definition, like textbook definition of a quickie. - They tied road quickie. - They did not. have to show Bambi like that. Yeah, that's to let you know how cute, dears, he can't even look in the camera with his mug shot. That is the people at the office are just all like, yeah, just just sick. Yeah. The lady at the check in like, okay, and what did you do? And what are we? He's younger than that. He's 32. I know. That's what I just said. He looks like he's 50. Nothing around with 50 year olds though, but he's looking rough for his age. Yo, why do like he low key like has my nose and my I'm doing so good in life. This is what I needed to hear this story. Life is good. I'm killing it. Sometimes you do need to hear shit like this to really make you think like just it just to be so happy that those thoughts don't even cross your mind. Yeah. No, like it's truly like makes me concerned for a lot of people. Yeah. A lot of people can help, but like to me, it's just like it's so sad at the same time. Like for you to have that much of a problem where you have to stop at the side of the road and you have to get it in Bambi. Dad is insane to me. Oh gosh. It's like such a sickness. You like. Yeah. I feel, I feel bad for him. Did you see us speaking of getting a message? See a shot. LaBoff getting arrested. I want to see the full video when he headbutts the guy. Yeah. I want to see the actual fight. I just keep seeing the before and the after. It's not it's not as like crazy as you think it is, but like he basically what happens in the fight. What happens in the fight from the video I saw there on a corner of the street, shy LaBoff's causing some ruckus pushing some guys and then one dude comes up, gets in his face. Oh, and then he punches another guy. Yes. Well, basically shy LaBoff is now a resident of New Orleans. Him and me. A goth apparently separated quietly about a year ago, which I did not know until this. And he's just out causing ruckus being a menace and that's really sad because I really like him. I know shy LaBoff is the one actor where I'm like, God damn you, Shia, damn you are so fucking down. He has abused so many people, past partners, all of it. And every time I think like, oh, he's finally in a good place. Okay. Now he's married. They have a kid together. He's going to be good. He's going to get it together. And he's right back to where he started. He is. I mean, he's a lot of mental health issues. And to me, like, I feel like he's still like to me in my heart, like he has, like he has a chance to like this is just like this is just like a really dark. Dark phase in your life, you can still like, I think people are waiting. I think there's millions of people waiting for him to just like get out of this. And he could. He really could. I know. But it's at a point where it's like it's strike three sometimes where it's like, that's where I get so conflicted to where, you know, oh, separate the art from the artist. I'm just constantly disappointed in Shia when he messes up because he is one of my, I think, favorite actors like he always delivers and whatever role he's in. And in the beginning, when people were just posted, oh, Shia LaBuff is out and about just at Marty Grog getting drunk. I was like, okay, take it easy. But that's kind of fucking cool. Maybe he's just method acting, getting some research in, but not cause a bunch of ruckus. But like, it's wild also that ego and level of fame where, you know, you're so fucking famous and everywhere you go, people are like, oh my gosh, you, you, you, and when you get to that level, you kind of want to be a person to escape from it. Like, fuck no, I'm not going to go walk around random streets and shit. I'm like, I'm a public figure, everyone's going to be stopping me, but he just like, doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. It's just a crazy mindset to be in. But also, dude, I feel like, I feel like his childhood is probably really, oh, yeah, see honey boy, man. It's, you know, I've always loved this fucking style. Oh, his, just, his core street style, dude, I wish I could go through his closet. Dude, I would pay a lot of money to be able to go through his closet, but he also rocks it because he's fucking shy, love, I know, it's a little borderline because, if I, if I tried, that's it. I mean, you have shy, love, I ask, like, accents to your bits, I totally see my shorts. It's the only thing that fits me right now. Same. It's this, like, you know, because like a year ago, I toss out all my old big shit and I bought all this new stuff because I was so excited that I was like, and you're like, I will never go back to that. And now I, like, this is like, I can only fit in three things right now. I have like 20 pants that I can't even fit in anymore. I can't even button. I can't. I know. I refuse to buy new pants. I will not buy. I don't care. I don't care if I wear the same shit. I refuse to buy it because I mean, well, not fucking buy big pants again. I need to, I need to go, I need to fit in my fucking nice pants that I bought. I spent so much money on, bro, my entire class, I spent so much money. Why? I just had to go to the mall and buy new pants. They, nothing was fitting me. I've got like two pairs of pants that fit me, no. Well, and it's the worst when you like open up your closet and you have your favorite jeans. And then there's this other ones where you're like, I can't even, I don't know. I can't fit in any of my favorite jeans. Yeah. That's why I only wear like, if there's a pair of jeans I like, I just buy a bunch of them in different shades and just wear those. Right. We don't have to buy in different sizes. Well, like, that's why I always buy like a size up to just in case there's a little like, you know what? I, because where about I bought, I bought like these black pants a few months ago. They're great. They're, they go from like, it's, you know, the big boy pants where it goes between sides like 32 to 36, it has like this thing on the side where you can pull it and it works as like a, um, yeah, it's like a little girlfriend and it looks, and it looks good for like all those sizes. I think these should just make every pants like that. Right. Start your own. Yeah, like a big meal. You could like loosen it a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Throughout the day. They can. It's not like the, not the thing to do. It's not the hot thing to do. It's like we're back at the Tyra bank stays. It's fucked up, man. And I hate buying pants online because you see them. You're like, damn, that looks really good. The model is just rocking them. But you're like, because the mannequin is fucking solid. You have to try on in person too. Like, I hate like, and then you get them in the mail and you put them on and you're like, fuck, and then you're like, now I got to send these back, which, which I'm surprised why Danielle does all the girls love shopping online. And in my head, I was like, I feel like girls are more picky with what it looks like on them than guys. Like I feel like me. I never online shop because it's most likely not going to look good on me, most likely. So in my head, I was like, I'm surprised girls love online shopping. I would be so sick of returning half my shit every single time, because it's just another reason to go back to the store and go shop it again. It's another reason to go out and keep shopping online shopping. Yeah. Oh, right. No, but I know. But I don't know. Sometimes returning. Well, I don't know. I feel like Patricia by stop from Zara. And then she has to go back to Zara to return it. And then she comes back with a bunch of other things from Zara and then we're going back to Zara. I feel like, listen, you know, you're going to return this in three days when it comes. Just go there now and get the size you want. Yeah. Do you guys like shopping? Yes. I do. I do when I'm happy with my weight. Like right now, I can't, I can't even drive by a mall. You take the other route. Like I can't. Yeah. I can't look at it. You're right. It is fun. It's like a big shop. Like I just when I see things I like, I save it in the folder and I go things I want. It's just a way of like mentally being like, I'm not buying it now, but I'm just putting it in the imaginary cart. And if I keep thinking about it for an all, I'll go months. And then if I'm like, I've thought about it a lot since then, I'm going to buy it. I know that we, a lot of us, we use no pad for a lot of things. I think they need to come up with another app like notes where it's more friend like user-friendly for like saving like, because I know you can put links on there and shit. Like notes is a great place to like make like a bullet list and shit. They just got to like, they got to make one that's like a little bit like a little bit better where you can like almost have it like somewhat of a excel sheet, but it's like not that difficult. I just want to be able to move the bullets around. Yeah. Easy, easy. I'm always like, delete and in space in and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, I just want it to be very smooth. Yeah. It's like a, I feel like you need like an iPad with like the fucking pen in order to do this. Notions really good. Are you working on notion? Is this notion? Yeah. Notions are awesome. What's, what's notion? It's a note taking dashboard. You can have a bunch of tabs and stuff like that. I loved it for a bit, but now I'm all about that. You could move shit around. That's nice. Mm-hmm. Zane, how did your Indian dancing routine, I was very impressed by this Bollywood production that you posted? So for the past like a couple of years, I've always wanted to do one for the video. For a video. I just think it's funny. Out of like left feel too, like just to do it, but what's, for people that like have been watching us for a long time, they know that I grew up around a lot of Indian movies, Indian culture and Pakistani culture. And that was like my whole life. And the song that I danced to in that was from a movie I've seen over a hundred times growing up. Kabykushik, Kabygom. Yes. You love that one. That was cool. We watched it one time at your house. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It's crazy. The Bollywood movies are like, they're like three and a half hours, a three and a half hours long. It's insane. And half of it is choreographed like musicals. And they are insane, not nowhere as close as this. This is all I could do. I can do more than this. But I just wanted to do it because you know, I, as soon as I, as soon as I came with the idea and my head was like, this is going to make Hedaya, my stepmom and my dad's so happy. So I, that's why I wanted to do it. And I had, um, I had Hedaya send them a video before I posted, I was like, Hey, record the reaction. And while they're watching. So I got to see the reaction while watching it. And it was so worth. I was like, Oh my God. That's great. Because we, so like, this was just like, all we saw, all we watched. Okay. Big question. Where did you find these gals? Bella. These women pardon me. Bella found them. Okay. Bella found them. Yeah. But like, I think through different sites and what, like, you know, whatever of where you'd find different dancers and what style and she found one. and then She herself sourced three other because I, you know, they all follow each other like dancers all follow each other. So I think she just, and are you doing the exact dance from the movie or did they say like I have what we should do? She choreographed. Okay. The girl in the, the girl in the right right now, she, she came up with the whole thing. Dude, like when I walked in, I was like 10 minutes late. They were there for like 10 minutes. They got the whole thing down. That's crazy. She came up with it and they learned it all in like before I walked in. I don't get how they're so good at, like, memorizing choreo like that. It makes no sense to me. It's juicy. It's juicy. It's got it. Like the flame of those. Yeah, baby. That's the same for you. Get it. Oh, look, Spotify, India even commented they're like, can we get us such a, they're like, can we get us to Genji Garai performance? I don't know who that is, but I am going to look him up after we finish here. Give him a little part too. You know, keep him, keep him, wait and keep him guessing. So many Indians, by the way, saw this. I saw the demographic of people that watch this. Really? It's like 15%. Oh, you're on to something. Yeah, it's crazy. The thing is in my head, I, because dude, social media is so big in India, there's, because dude, there's more people, I'm pretty, there's more people in India than in the United States, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so fucking big. Social media is insane out there. We just don't really see it from our end. And I already had like my top five, the fifth one is India, just because so many people on the internet. And my head was like, I feel like if I post this, no one in the US is going to see it. It's just all going to go to India, which, which I, which I love. Like that's so fun. And dude, so many different Indian, like Bollywood actors, Bollywood dancers are all like commenting, liking it. I'm seeing all the notifications. And to me, that's so cool. You make it cashing in something. Maybe, maybe, maybe, you know, just like a small little role, you know, just like a small little campaign. Nothing big. Dude, I'm like the face of like a, of like a Indian, Indian, like alone, where I'm just like the, just the face of it out there on the boards there. Nobody knows here. But I'm just like, yes. You know, just like maybe that, maybe that's where I move instead of Nashville. Okay. Well, they already, they already have the, um, the, the hottest man in India. Did you see him? The Justin Bieber guy? They, they have a Justin Bieber. Oh, is he that older guy who has like the haircut and like, walked around like, but he's like the hottest thing over there. And like, everybody like stops him. He's like, he's like super famous. Um, I just always get videos. Oh my God. That is Justin Bieber. I always get videos of like, um, people like fan, growing over him. Dude, he, bro, he could like, like, like, like, like, like, like, dude, he does have, he has a star called star face. Yeah. No. I think it was, he, I think he did something that like went viral and then everybody just like became obsessed with him. You know, you know what, uh, what videos are my favorite that I see that are from India. You know, the videos where like a lady is like making everybody drinks and it's just like she's opening all the spray bottles and pouring it. She's like squeezing in lines in each one, but like, people will edit on top of it putting like gun like, like, Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, those are my favorite videos. You know what? I kind of want to try it. What? Dude, it looks great. And I bet you it's good too. Like one with a little bit more sanitary conditions because I'm always like blown away by, you know, how loose they do it out there, but I'm always like, what is that taste like? I think it's going to be a little bit too spice like the spice is going to be too much in there. I think I just want it like knock back, knock back down a little bit. It's like right. It's bright with a little bit of spice. Yeah. It's a little bit of spice. I think it's like, I feel like it's like a cumin-y type spice where it's like paprika, cumin. Yeah. I bet it's refreshing on a hot day in India like, you bet you it is. We get like, like, what is that powder and it looks so, there's something about it. We should make them. We got to find out with that. Like, this is my swag order. My swag order. What's swag? The soda shop out here. Oh, swag. Is that like what a lot of Mormons also like drink to out in Utah? Yeah. Patricia and I saw went out in Brentwood when we were out there. It's the best. It's the best. They have a bunch of different flavored sodas, right? And all sorts of mixes like, that's like, that's like your bar. Is that and I'll take you to it. I'm obsessed. But no caffeine, right? Yeah. There is caffeine in it. So you can do like the regular soda. Yeah. Different soda stuff. They have all sorts of different stuff. Okay. Mormons can consume caffeine, but they don't drink coffee or tea. So yeah, that's why they drink energy drinks. Okay. That makes no fucking sense. Why the prohibition is not specific against caffeine itself, but rather specifically against hot drinks, which have historically been defined as coffee and tea. It's in the word of wisdom. It's in the religion. It's like, it's a whole poll. I guess that's like a bless me and non-bless me. It's like, it's what's like, they're both me, but one of them is just, they have a loophole of getting that caffeine in. My caffeine is so interesting to me like, why? That's just like that went during that time. There was no such thing as energy drinks or soda. It was just like, and coffee was a vice like, yeah, it's just coffee. All right. To me, to me, energy drinks, they're like, they're the devil. But what's crazy though, Zane, did I tell you, remember when I went to Utah and hung out with Sean Doris? That was a long time ago. Yeah. And it was just like a bunch of the guys and we were like, hang on now, playing board games and stuff and we were just crushing beers. And he pulled up with a 24 rack of Dr. Pepper. And he was going canned for canned with us like, dude, by the end of the night, he had like 12 Dr. Pepper. No way. Bro. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. That sounds more diabolical to me than drinking 12 beers. Yeah. All right. Just a percent. That's a lot. No, no. It's not even a diet coke. You can drink more than fucking one of those and like, you could probably drink like two to three a day for the whole day, but 12 and one say it's the same as the whole the cheese stick theory. Like would you sit there and eat like 10 cheese sticks, probably not, but you deep fry them, dunk them in marinara. And it's like, yeah, bring them on. Yeah, I'll do it. It's so insane how that works. Absolutely. But the thing is that it's because it tastes better. Why is it like not heavy on your stomach that like the the melted cheese with the deep fried shit around it and like, what is it? Oh, I did. I did homemade chips. Very good. You are living like a Mormon out of it, but I made like half a half homemade. It wasn't like tortilla chips. Yeah. I just had a bunch of tortillas that were about to go bad. Yeah. And we had made, um, to Ziki sauce. Okay. So I was like, you know what? I wanted like the dip chips in it. So I just cut them into triangles and then baked them, baked them, not air fried, baked them. Yeah. Cause I had a bunch. I would have done the air fryer, but my minus smaller. Okay. So I just put them on a sheet and then I baked them. Ooh. It came out good. Oh, yeah. I have a nasty little habit where I'll go get chips. And then I'll put my cheese sticks on top of it and then I microwave it. Ooh. So the cheese isn't like everywhere on the chips. I just have these huge gloves, just centralized cheese glob melted mozzarella sticks and then like dip into the chunks. Oh, boy. Ehh. That's like that fucking. It tastes so good. It's like time for sure. You eat when you're on. Uh, what's that? What's that drug to help you sleep? It's like an ambient, like a weird ambient, like a few midnight snacks. Yeah. If you stay up for a little too long, you start eating weird shit. Yeah. That's like something you need. Now I get that. I grew up eating cheesy triangles is what we called it. You would just put cheese on top of chips and microwave it. And that was the thing. I love that. That was the big thing. But we're a budget. But I didn't have the cheese. I didn't have any of the shredded cheese. I only had my cheese sticks. And I was like, all right. I guess I'm just going to. But you know, I bet you that tasted better. Yeah. But you actually came up and I was like, what are you doing? Like nothing. Just don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. You're fucking so. You could have at least like done the strings and then kind of laid those out of the process. I would have. I could have. But I like the glob. Give my little cheese pull. It's something. You know, because it's again, it's like the deep fried mozzarella. Right. And mozzarella doesn't really go well with like, it's like a nacho cheese kind of, right? Yeah. Like you want more of like battered. Yeah. No. I'd rather eat chips with mozzarella. Yeah. Then cheddar. Well, I also don't like cheddar. I don't know. There's something about cheddar. It's weird. I like cheddar is when I cut it in little squares and I put out my wrist cracker. That's the only time I like it. The only time I like it. It's insane. I don't like it any other time. Are you a Swiss guy? You like Swiss? No. I like, I like a brusch. What's it going? Go ahead. What's that cheese? The ball of cheese in Italy, Italian cheese. Like the. Rechetta. That's just a mozzarella ball. No. Now mozzarella. No, no, no, no. Brie. No, no, no. You order at restaurants. It's like a ball. Oh, barada. Barada. Barada. Mozzarella, provolone, and parmesan. Those are good cheeses. A lot of white cheeses. Yeah. But that's all I like. Yeah, it seems like he has a favorite over here. Yeah. You really like the white stuff. Belize. Oh, yeah. I was in Belize this past weekend. What are you doing in Belize? Had a little bit of a brand deal. I don't know if I could say it yet on who it was with, but yeah, I was in Belize. Can you say what you were doing? Dare to promote an airline that now can fly there from Fort Lauderdale. I was in Fort Lauderdale also for one night. Had a great time. Oh, hey. Hey. Habatchi in Fort Lauderdale. What's this? Oh, what was the name of it? Start with an S and it's by the regal cinema near the airport. Like it's this whole area of shops. There's like a pup, pup place. There's like a bunch of bars. Damn, shit has changed since we lived there's ain't I got no idea what he's got. Definitely he's like a newer shopping development. And I don't feel like it would it's a city. It's right near the airport. Fuck. And Dania Beach. That's where it was. Dania Beach. Oh, you're kind of Dania. I always just spent a night there and went to the regal cinema because the AMC, y'all need more AMCs. I'm Fort Lauderdale wanted to use my AMC pass, but it was. was like way too long of a drive and I was like, damn it, I'll go to a regal. Wait, I thought we, I thought we had enough. You all had, like one, but it was like a 30 minute drive from our hotel and there was a movie theater just walking distance. There's an AMC by our house. That's probably the one that it was taking you. You should have stopped and said hi to my mother. I know, all of it crossed my mind, but we were only there for a couple of hours. So we just decided to have a dinner in a movie and went to the regal. Well, you know, regal, if you, I obviously assume they have their own membership as well. Yeah. For us just to get movie tickets, two drinks, a large popcorn. It was $89. No, my just about just about it was absurd and we did get like the big, big drinks in the big, big popcorn because we were going to go see withering heights and we were just like, let's get the big stuff, but it was damn expensive. But I will say the popcorn at regal cinema is some of the best popcorn I think I've ever had. No way. Cause I'm an AMC guy. Are you the AMC popcorn? And that's all I know. It was just AMC popcorn and popcorn you make at home and your microwave. It was like, like there was a crunch. Do you know, do you know if every regal has the same popcorn? I would assume they probably do because every AMC popcorn tastes the same to me. Okay. But it was a good. Who's the plug? Are they, are they popping or what's, you know what? I don't know. But I was so impressed the whole time I was eating it. I'm like damn, I'm feeling a crunch because AMC's popcorn, I have to start chewing it. Sometimes it like, it feels like a little smush piece of cardboard up into your back molar. Which tells me it's like it's got moisture. You need to up your fucking popcorn. Like I shouldn't be having to pull popcorn out of my mouth. So according to the internet, it says they believe that they use, um, what is it? Or a vote. Oh, a location can have a different brand. Oh, you see. Well, whatever they're using down at the Danny a beach regal movie theater, get that all going. I loved it. Best popcorn. And you couldn't tell a cup of Pepsi. I don't know if Coca-Cola has a monopoly on the freestyle machine. But regal is only Pepsi products and they can only, and it's, I swear, only like six options. There's not even Mountain Dew on it. What? Sorry. Pepsi. It's just, it's a simple line. That's the only reason why I love them Pepsi machines. They had Mountain Dew, uh, Mountain Dew Blast or Mountain Dew, sorry. Yes. Bring out the whole lineup of all the Pepsi products, regal theaters. It's a movie theater. Yeah. Not even a cherry Pepsi. Not even cherry Pepsi on it. That's, that's it. And you can even add cherry to it. See, it's only like six little options there. Oh, oh, hell. No. That's right. What do you want to do? At least you had Mountain Dew. No, at least you had dull. You want a little bit. Don't you? It's tropic. The fact that they made two of them juices. Who the hell? That's crazy. But it was a nice theater. Like I regal, regal's kind of cool. If I live close to one, I would go. And if all my friends had regal passes, I'd get a regal pounds. Matt, be honest. Be honest. What? Was weathering heights as good as these girls are making out to be? No. Because all the ones, all the videos you're seeing of people reacting, those are all ads for the movie. Oh, they're crying. Like, yeah, when people are like, oh, they're all, to me, all the ones that can come it up. It's been ads. Okay. Listen, the movie was good. It's better than the book, which I hated reading. And did I think it was the best movie ever? No. Did Patricia Cry? Yes. Was I dazzled? Yes. Was I bored? Uh-huh. I was bored a lot. So that's my take on it. It was lovely, but I was really bored. Rate it. One to ten. What? What are you going to put a lot of on it? I hated a three out of five. But it was a close two and a half stars for me. But like stepping back, I was like, it was styled really well. I love the settings, the acting was really good. Like there were elements to it that made it worth a three. But I got to say, I hate the grading scale out of five. Why? Because of like ten. It's two. Yeah. It's me. Ten. When I hear three out of five, I'm like, I don't know if that's good or bad. Yeah. Okay. So to me, a three out of five would be 70 percent or while 65 percent. That's bad to me. Okay. Yeah, it's not like. So we're looking at it like academically. Right. Like if you, if you told me like, yes, seven out of 10, I'd be like, all right, it's, it's got to be decent. That's it. That's really funny. But if you, but if you were like, yeah, I give it a 65 out of 100, I'd be like, why would never see it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Three, three out of five to me is like, I didn't feel like I wasted my time nor my money seeing it. And I don't think you, I think it's worth watching. Like 2.5 is like, I feel like I wasted some time. Oh, you see, like if I, if someone told me a movie was three out of five, I'm not going to even watch it. I'm not even watching for free. Okay. Exactly. Some three out of five movies are good. Like you're like, okay, that was fun. It was a decent movie. It was fine. But like I don't want to, like every movie that I want to watch, I want to watch a four out of five or a five out of five, like I just want to waste my time. Okay. Yeah. Like if I know that me personally would think it's a three out of five after watching it, I never, I would never want to watch it. Okay. I want to be, I want to be floored everything I watched. I think. Yeah. Like that's how I want to spend my time. The budget is way too high. The cameras are too nice. The actors are too good and way too paid to be given out 60%. Exactly. Exactly. Heath. I agree. It needs to be perfection. And you all spend a year to do it. Yeah. Oh. And I will go into Belize soon. But also we're on movies. Did you hear Jacob Allordy was offered James Bond? I don't, I don't think that's really. Really? I don't think that's good. You don't think he's a good pick. No. I also don't either. I don't think he should take it at all. I don't think he should take it. I think Jacob right now is like, is he? I think he's nominated for an Oscar for Frankenstein. If he's not, forgive me, but he's lined up right now as an actor to be a total Oscar contender always. The James Bond contract is a big long contract. And you don't really get nominated for Oscars for playing James Bond. Yeah. You could. You could. But rarely does it happen. Yeah. And I think it should go to someone who's like, has been around the block. I could use a big boost in their fame and their notoriety because Daniel Craig was good. You know, and he did other movies on the side like girl with the dragon tattoo and by once but like you're James Bond, you are, you will always be James Bond. It's your very. It's gonna. It's going to pigeonhole him. And not to be a purest James Bond, I think should be British, British, or at least from the UK. Hunter of the Connery was what Scottish or Irish, you should be from the UK. So I was hearing that there were talks one about Callum Turner, Dua Lipa's husband. You know who he is? Yeah. I wasn't the biggest famous performers in the last movie, but what do you call it? But he, I feel like he has the look for James Bond. Yeah. He has the look. He has the charm. He has the poshness. I think he's a good one. Also Aaron Taylor Johnson too, who, you know, he's been a kickass. He's been in a bunch of movies. He is that really old wife who's like 12 years older than him. No. I thought, well, I thought he kind of has the charm. He, you know who I could see as James Bond? The fuck the, what's his name from the jackal of the hot, the day of the, the day of the jackal. Him. He would be a perfect James Bond. Oh, him, Eddie Redmayne. He's too famous. He's too famous. Oh, he's too famous. So you need someone. You need someone not as famous. No. And also, who's the guy who was on a white Lotus, the, not the last season, but the season before James. Oh, he was, I loved him in the, what's that gentleman, the gentleman? Yeah. Honestly, I would write, I think he, I think he's the top contender for me. I know all the names that we just said, but he's really good. I just think it needs to be an older, like the whole thing about Bond is like, he's an older handsome silver foxy type guy. Hold on. Wait, really? Like, okay. He wasn't, oh, silver foxy. Not necessarily like silver foxy, but like, he needs to be at what? In his 40, like 45, well, theo James is 41 and column turners like our age, so it looks young. Like, theo looks like he's like 25. All right. Okay. Do you think, you think column turners a better option? I think he's a good investment. Like, because it's what 10 years, you're going to be do probably six movies over the course of 10 years. You're right. He has, he has a good bond look. I will say he does. He does. I, I like the, James better as like an actor. Yeah. Me too. I think, I think, I think theo is better, but, but Jacob, if you're listening or watching, don't take it. Do not take it. I don't think you should take the right, you are the next Christian bail right now. I think you shouldn't take a franchise film like this, but like I, but even, but even outside of it, like it, like pigeonholing him, whatever, I, I just don't think, I don't just don't think it fits him. I just don't think it's the right casting for him. Like, he should not be the next James one. It just doesn't make sense. You don't have a lot of franchises right now that like that we, we can be proud of, you know what I mean? Mission impossible. We can be proud of. James Bond, we can be proud of like, let's not fucking ruin it. Let's not ruin those. Well, the director is going to be Denis Villanuebe, sorry, I always butcher his last name. The guy who did like blade runner. He did. Oh my gosh. Dune. Oh God. He's like a phenomenal director. He's going to be directing at least the first one of this new franchise on whoever they pick. So I'm pumped. If I was James Bond, you know, that'd be really cool. That's a crazy reaction. I think that'd be really cool. I think I can do it. I think I can, I think, I think I'd be swooned like I want to see Zane do like a, a car slide on a hood. Just like, that's like a toss like five different things that James Bond can do that you need to be able to do. To look cool. Yeah. And you need to like, so you need to make it look cool too. Like, now can you do it? Can you make it look good doing it? I just want to know who the secret agents are like out in the real world like who is the James Bond. Actually, I'm watching James Bond now kind of for the first time because I've really have never seen them. I know that's bad, but it's like I've always wanted to commit to a marathon of them. But every time like James Bond's getting in all these shenanigans, nearly dying, going on all these chases. If I was a secret agent, I'd be like, you know, I'm done. Like that mission was already enough for me. Can I retire? You know, but also he's making so much money. Oh, yeah, you do one mission and be done. No, I don't think I don't think it works like that. I don't think you get to leave whenever you want. That's that's the thing about these like agencies are these like top secret because they're orphans. They have no family. They have nothing. All they have is the job. No, that's the fucking movie. I'm pretty sure you can't just do one job and be like, alright, I'm fucking out. Like you have to probably commit like five to 10 years at least. I'd be like, I'm just having a lot of anxiety today. Can I just not do the mission? I really don't feel like flying out to go do this. Can you imagine like a Jake Shane as a agent? You'd make, you know what? Jake Shane would do well. No, he wouldn't do it. I'm a nervous bitch on every fucking mission. But that's like part of his thing. Like he's a little like nervous thing. You know what? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. You know his, you know, his podcasts are all an Netflix. You can go on Netflix literally scroll down twice and he hit all his episodes. He was just on Broadway too. That I died with like Jenny Slate and a whole bunch of other actors. Have you seen any? Have you seen any clips of that or? No, I haven't. Well, you can't film Broadway shows. I don't even know what it was. I was just like congrats. Amazing. That's wild. Good for him. Anyways, anyways, I went to Belize. Belize was awesome rocked my world. I like had like I think good expectations of what it was going to be. It was next level. It was really nice. Yeah. We went to San Pedro, which is like an island out like an island. I guess you would say it's an island. A series of like islands outside of Belize. Oh, you like islands, huh? Yeah. I guess I do. Oh, easy. Easy. Right. But it was. It was spectacular. The views are amazing. I think it's on the up and come. Patricia and I were like, should we move here? Like, they're building some like really cool like developments out there. But the food was fantastic. Loved it. Loved the beer. Belican. It was my favorite beer. I had the whole time there. The beer. Belican. Belican. It was like there. The beer of Belize. Oh, was it like a, like a, was it like a IPA? No, just I think like a standard like, uh, just yeah, Ailer logger. It's, you know, it'll call it their force like, uh, their country. But I loved it. That's how long we were there for? Oh, we were there from Friday until Monday morning. We just got back in last night. So, uh, but I would just, I would just recommend travel to Belize. I think Mexico, you got a Mexico. Everyone goes to Mexico. I think Belize is the new head and gem. All right. And you can fly there or really cheap now. And it was just cool. Just don't take the ferry. Take the C plane. Okay. Why is the ferry? The ferry was like 90 minutes. And it was a, us and I, and we spent, spent extra on a ferry that was going to be like faster. Yeah. And smaller. Yeah. But not they just stacked it with people. There wasn't like no back support, no cushion, no nothing. And you're just, is that a long ferry ride? How long does it take to get to Catalina? He's just over an hour and over an hour. Okay. All right. Well, the C plane is 13 minutes and by C plane, it's just a plane. It's also a C plane. So I think I'd rather take the ferry. I just think any of these types of planes that just jut from island to island. So kind of C planes. Oh, it was scary. And I got picked to go sit in the front with the pilot. No way. Like she had to where she wanted to. Well, apparently you can request to say if you want to sit up with the pilot and apparently no one requested it. And I don't know if they just thought Patricia was cute. And they were like, man, you need to step aside. And she's like, what? What happened? And I'm like getting on the plane. Like everything fine. And Patricia walks around the plane, gets up in the cockpit with the pilot. It's probably her size. Was she was she the possibly. But I do know that I had seen TikToks is saying that if you're interested in sitting up with the pilot and you get there, you can request to sit up with the pilot. Matt, while you weren't looking, she was just like, say the pilot reaching over just right. They were looking pretty cozy. And he's like, you're here. He's like, I can grab the wheel. You want to touch the throttle? Go ahead now pull this up. Okay. That's funny. God, it was probably so tight in there too, huh? Oh, my God. But the scenery was incredible. So that was like the best thing to calm down your nerves is looking out the window and just seeing as, you know, as long as it's going smooth, it's fine. Like we were on, I was so scared and sweet and we went on that helicopter. And my God, I was so fucking scared. But it was so smooth where it just like all your nerves go away. Right. It's when it's bumpy. When that says like, whip in and bumpy, that's one like you think you're going to die. Do you want to see playing like an actual like one of those ones that land on water would be really fun. It is cool. It feels like nice like hitting the water. It feels like have you done it? Yeah. I've landed on the sea plane and I've taken off on one. That would be smooth. Yeah. Because like there's not that like a boom that like you get when you land on, you know, general payment on a tarmac. I don't know. It's just like, it's a little gentler like hitting it. And you kind of feel like, I have landed. Got it. Okay. All right. Maybe one day. Yeah. Those have wheels too. They do, right? I believe in the front, if you need to tow it onto land. That literally looks like grocery store shopping cart wheels. The ones that just spin as. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy seeing those when we were in Alaska. And everybody just has their own little plane that they just go from lake to lake. That was crazy. Seeing that every we went to the lake house and the people that lived there were saying like, everybody just has their own little plane like that. Because there's so many lakes. Yeah. And everybody lives on the water. So they just take their plane from lake to lake and go visit their friends. Didn't he want to like take a somebody on the plane? Yeah. I said no. And we're like, yeah, fuck that. Do you make money doing this if not? I'm out. What's? Okay. What is? Okay. So I've been seeing. Is this the monkey where I've been seeing all over my tech talk with just stuffed about a punch the monkey? What is that? A punch the monkey is a monkey that has gone viral on the internet. This is a monkey at a zoo. I'm not sure what type of monkey is it's at a Japanese zoo. And he went viral because I think he's been struggling to bond and make friends with them. Because I think his like mother abandoned him. And there was a clip of one of the elder monkeys yelling at him and kind of like hitting him to stay away from the other monkeys. And he runs across his little exhibit and cuddles with this stuffed monkey in the stuffed monkeys like his only companion. And I believe the monkey is from Ikea. And I think Ikea decided to donate like a bunch of, you know, new monkeys for his name is punch. Hey, yeah, his name is punch. When you're saying punch the monkey, I'm like, Oh my God, that sounds terrible. No, not punch the monkey. But it's yeah, he's just this cute monkey in his only companion is this stuffed monkey. He carries around with them. So he's just won over all the hearts and souls of everyone across the world. I like I like when like you and I was like this go viral really well. Let's just hope he turns out all right. He's gonna hit puberty and it's just going to start causing a ruckus and seeking revenge on everyone in the, you know how those child actors are they get crazy? I know right. They can't handle the attention so young. Yeah. Oh, God, he knows he's cute. Look at him. Oh, they're just they're not that attached to him because I don't think those are his maternal parents. At least he's got his little yeah, look at him. Oh my God. That's sweet. Oh, thank you for showing us that. I need I really needed it too. But it is really cute. He has one like human handler that he is like crazy attached to anytime they come in to like feed them or whatever. Just immediately sprints up and jumps and like hangs like and I would do anything to be that human. Yes. I don't want a monkey. I want a friend who is a monkey. But you know what? Monkeys are like super they can, they can fucking flip. I can snap at any moment. That's what he's man. So terrifying. You could be best as the chimpanzee for so long and then all of a sudden boom. Oh, yeah. I'm not fucking with the chimpanzee. One of anybody who owns a monkey is just it's crazy that you. Yeah. It's a loud. I want you guys to take on this because we got into an argument a heated discussion at the wedding about it. And it was split surprisingly split pretty fifty fifty. What do you think would win in a fight? A gorilla or a bear? Oh, I think a bear. I say bear all day. Yeah. I kind of I'm going for gorilla gorilla. I think it move around faster than the bear. And I think it could get behind the bear and smash its spine. No. What is a video game? Yeah. I'm just like bear with claws. No, a bear, a dude bears are fucking big. They're strong. I don't know. I don't know. And we're talking about like a silver back gorilla. Yeah. Yeah. And a bear brown bear. Brown bear. Brown bear. Like the big giant. Grizzly. The ground bear brown bear. What do you see? A big ass gorilla trying to look good. I think I think grizzly all day. Okay. So okay, then what does a I say like would a gorilla or a bear win? I want to go girl. I know a gorilla could beat a tiger. I can see that because I remember like Discovery Channel would have these like what would win type TV shows and as a kid. And there was one a grizzly bear would likely win a fight against a gorilla eight to nine times out. I know nothing. - You just appear yours. size weight and weaponry while a silverback, because this is incredible strength at grizzly bear weighing 600 to 900 pounds. That's crazy. Is significantly larger forage clause as stronger by and better endurance. I always underestimate bears because they don't look that scary to me, but I know they can see what you're seeing black bears. That's why and black bears are like, but I don't see them like in a state of aggression as much as I see like, you know, like that picture of that gorilla right now. I like bears. I always just see it's like a video of someone like, oh my gosh, a bear just came up to our house and is digging through our tracks. It's because we see we see gorillas, I think, much more than you would see like a fucking the grizzly bears. Like good dude, grizzly bears are like fucking insane and they're huge. I know. I just like brain doesn't think about them enough and knowing the scale and power. But imagine trying to fight off a 900. It's crazy that that that matchup has never happened though. Like because this this this this this might sounds fucked fucked up. But if I had like Epstein money. Oh, oh god. And they were into doing like fucked up shit, right? You're surprised that they don't do that. Right. Right. It probably is being done. Yeah. Maybe it is because they got all those like beetle videos on YouTube and stuff. Yeah. Like beetles versus scorpions. Right. It's the same thing. It's just they're smaller. For some reason, it feels it feels better to do that when it's actually, it's just as mean to say, pinning animals together like that. Who would wait between a beetle between a scorpion? See exactly. You're curious. I'm very curious. I just didn't realize bears were that much bigger. Like because a gorilla is fucking huge to me. Yeah. It's 350 pounds. It's because every like dude, every time we go camping, we see bears all the time, but you'd only see the black bears. And even the parents, like the black bear, like the mama black bear, they're nowhere near as destructive as the fucking grizzly bears. But like the grizzly bear on grizzly bear fights are no. Oh, my. Oh, my god. I've never seen what was Goldilocks fucking thinking. I'm in a bust in this house. I think too cold to step. Do you think those based off of true story? They should come up. They should come up and inspire happens at the end of Goldilocks. They're just like, bitch, what the fuck? And then she runs out because she's sleeping in the bed, right? She gets in the baby's bed and goes, this is just right. I think she has sex with a bear. Don't get the fuck out of here. She does it. I thought that was like the hole. No, she breaks into the house. She's hungry. And then she, and then she, the bear becomes a guy. Okay. So Goldilocks and three bears ends with Goldilocks waking up to find the bears watching her screaming and fear and jumping out the window to run away. Never to return. She escapes unharmed, leaving the bears to find their broken chair and eat and porridge. What's the moral? Don't fuck with bears or don't touch things that are yours. I don't know. She's a fucking menace. Yes. What's up, guys? Me Goldilocks here coming with me as I'm going to break into these bears house. I do want to see that. I want to see like a video of that like a girl doing that. But what was the moral? Like we were taught this story all the time. What is the moral of Goldilocks? It makes you feel bad for the bears. Maybe be nice to animals. But again, there's no moral to the story. Okay. The moral of Goldilocks is to respect the property, privacy, and boundaries of others. Dam right. Dam right. Goldilocks. Even even other animals too. Well, if it was for that guy, I think you'd get into the house and fuck all the three bears, am I right? What's his name, Alan? You know what old Fable used to like haunt me was Hansel and Gretel. That's a scare. Have you seen the movie that adapted like the all the Hansel and Gretel's six scare the fuck out of me because that was like something when I was a kid. I go, I would have fallen for that. You're telling me I come across this gingerbread house made out of candy and hot pies and everything. And I'm being invited inside. And that witch puts me up in a little cage. Yeah. Hansel and Gretel. Why are they making like scary children's stories? You know, they why is he got to be scary for the kids? Well, because originally they were scary. Like the the grim fairy tales and stuff has a lot of like Disney movie brothers grim. Yeah, the brother. Yeah, it's no why I would consider pretty scary. Like in Cinderella in the original story, the step sisters cut off their toes to try to fit into the glass. Oh, that was the original story. Oh, right. Have you seen the ugly step sister? It's like a French film that came out this past year. No, no, easy. I mean, it's dark, freaky, but good. It's like you would like it's a adaptation of is it like kind of closer Cinderella? It's this dark spinoff. It's like a black comedy body horror film of. Oh, okay, I'll watch it. It's like she's one of the ugly step sisters in cinder. And she's trying to like win over the prince. Okay. And just shit goes down. All right. I mean, it's great. All right, it'll be on my list of things to do. Yeah, 86%. I love that. Yeah. That's not for everybody. It's not for everybody. I think Patricia, like was starting. She was like, what the fuck is this? Like she was a little like, I love watching movies that make me fucking react like that. Yeah, you would fuck with it. Nice. I'll report back. I'll watch this tonight. Oh, yeah. Do it. I think it's on. Yeah, it's on Disney plus. That's the whole thing with Disney plus right now. Well, Disney plus is now owned by Hulu and like AMC and shit. And so they have horror on Disney plus. They have rated our movies on Disney plus pretty crazy. Yeah, because it's a media company and now owns all of this stuff. And parents want to, if they want to know they're getting their money's worth and they can watch their own shows, they have kids. They should. I know, but they should, they should change the name of it. I just don't, I don't think it makes sense. Yeah. I mean, if it comes with the subscription to Hulu and stuff, too, right. It is. But it's yeah. All right. Well, I'm done. My social battery is kaput. So we're going to end this. So whether he would like it or not, I was kind of nasty, huh? A little bit. Sorry. It's, it's okay. Your battery's out. All right, guys. 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