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Price and coverage match limited by state law. This is Matt Rogers from Lost Culture East. That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture East. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, "Okay, hold on, I got a new favorite food!" That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Kewpie mayo. Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it at the grocery store. And this mayo is different. Mm-hmm, most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Kewpie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers. Chefs use it. Restaurants use it. People who really care about flavor. People who really care about flavor use it. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Kewpie, the original Japanese mayonnaise. It's fun to stay with them. Did they make that song? Was the YMCA already like, poppin' then? Or was it an ad for the YMCA that went viral? Sometimes I don't get it, the YMCA song. I mean, it's the song of the brand. Yeah, but like, they did that and it wasn't a brand deal? Right. Like, they just did it. They endorsed that whole place. Maybe it was like a whole, like, maybe like a girl, like Dr. Pepper girl, like, just sung it one day. And they're like, wait, that's catchy. Village people, right? Yeah. Did they have any other big hits? Like, what were the? No, that was it. It was just YMCA. They didn't have like a, I keep wanting to say, shake your booty. But that's like KC and the Sunshine Band. Like when you when you sing YMCA. Yeah. Or like the band, the Village People. Did they have any other hits? Wait, how do you? Macho man. Macho man. Oh. Oh, my gosh. They did have Macho Man. That's right. Wait, hold on. So what came first? Macho Man. Oh, same, same album, same time. OK, so the Village People is the band that made that song. But they also made YMCA. Yes. And you know what they look like, right? Like each member of the Village People, like one is like a cop. One is like a cowboy, Native American, a Native American, which a little controversial, but maybe he was. Wait, why is that bad? Well, I don't know what his. But the thing is, if you're doing a costume of the Village People, someone's got to be the Native American costume involved. Everybody always does that one. Got a little Coachella 2014. What's the one movie that that that you think of when you hear Macho Man? I don't know. I just think of roller skating as a kid. You don't think of the movie Wednesday or Adam's if Adam's family values. I never saw it. Remember when she just killed her husband or she's about to kill her husband and she's like in the bar and she's just like drunk, she's like Macho Macho. Man. Oh, damn. You know it. You know that movie. I have not seen that enough. You don't remember that scene. That's the one scene that I think of when I hear Macho Man. She's like on the bar. She's drunk as fuck, you know, because she's happy. She's yeah, she's about to get all that money. And she's just like like all the dudes around her. And she's like, yeah, Adam's family values. Remember that like that tall lady? Oh, this is old. OK, evil lady. She was in all white. Oh, it's Joe Cusack. What? Yes, Joe Cusack. It's Joe Cusack. Could it be could it be educational? Mrs. Mullins. Mrs. Mullins. Maybe that's why they had her do that. Talking about getting up on the getting drunk and getting up on the bar because of that family, there could be a link there. He same time. Oh, my God. It's the same world. Interesting. And she became the principal of a prep. That's it. Could be. Could be. You don't remember that. Oh, God, it's engraved in my head. I never my parents didn't really let me watch the Adams family. Let me watch like the old one from the 50s. But the new one's a little dark because it's they trying to kill. It's a family movie. It's literally has the word family in it. Bad influence for the children. I'm just kidding. But there's no bad move rated R movie that has the word family in it, right? Yes, because it's a family movie. The fan. Yeah, there's rated R movies that have the word family in it. No, I don't think so. I can't think of one. Yes, I can think of the the family man with Nicolas Cage. I bet that's rated R. You know what? I would I would think Nicolas Cage was a PG 13 guy. It is PG 13. It is PG 13. PG 13, you see, but so PG 13 is still considered not. Actually, you know, a 13 is pretty young. I watched a PG 13, the other movie with my parents. And I was like, I felt uncomfortable watching it. And I was like, I couldn't imagine being 13. What scenes are in this PG? I don't know. It had some kind of sex. You know what? I think I think they've gotten better with that. I think PG 13 used to be like a little raunchy, and you're allowed to say to one F bomb. I guess maybe a kissing scene. No nipples, no nipples, right? Oh, no, no. But maybe a little cleavage. I remember PG movies back in the 90s. You could say, like, shit, really? But oh, Jackson, Jason Alexander, the movie with the orangutan and they're in the hotel and the little kid. Wait, what movie is it? Dunstan checks in the lives at a hotel. His dad's the manager. And they have a little fucking orangutan. And the dad, Jason Alexander from, you know, Seinfeld. There's a scene where he goes, oh, shit. And PG 1995, you know why, Matt? Because we have slip ups here. Oh, my God. That's real life, Matt. You just remind it. Do you remember first kid? First kid, of course, which was no sin bad. Sin bad. And the kid from blank check. Was it the same kid? I don't know if it's the same kid, but that's the kid that ended up growing up to be. A crypto millionaire. You're right. No, it's not the kid from blank check. And on the island. Oh, really? So I'm watching. Well, it comes hand in hand. If you have that much money, you're probably going on the island. I mean, it's like and if you're first kid, I think he's a crypto billionaire. Yeah. Or he's just well into the hundred millions or close to a billion Brock Pierce. He had the kid from that. Oh, Matt, from the movie Social Network. I didn't know those two twins. They ended up being like crypto billionaires or like Bitcoin billionaires. Yeah. The Winklevoss twins. The who? The Winklevoss? I thought like they got screwed over and that was it. That was their life. No, they made a couple hundred million dollars. Like, yes, they missed out on Facebook, but they still got screwed over. And you still come up on top and you're still set. Oh, they're worth billions. OK, go on. Real quick, what I was saying, though, about the first kid. I was rewatching that and totally forgot there's a scene where he's like going into a fitting room at the mall and it's like mom is making him like go put like a nice suit on, whatever, all of a sudden he opens the curtain, full pants down. Ass cheeks like just this is a child, a little boy. What? Matt, Matt opens the curtain full moon. What movie? First kid. And this is Disney. Did you watch this on Disney Plus or is this like Lost Media on YouTube? It was on Disney. Well, no, but Disney Plus, Disney Plus is like when you get a little. Yeah, you get plus stuff. Yeah, Disney Plus these day has like a crazy rated R movies. It's like, do you want to watch Cinderella or you want to watch like Jackass like forever? They do have they do have like some shit on Disney on Disney. Got to put like a parental lock on that. Yeah, that is like, I'm sure they do. I'm sure actually theirs is more strict than anything. I'm sure you have to you literally unlock it when you download a thing. I think it's automatically. How long until there's face ID on the TV remote? I don't know what that would be sick. Wait, that's a great idea, Heath. Oh, my God. I bet they already maybe have that because some people use their phones like remotes, too. So, Jared, cut that part. I think you're on to something. I should I should text. I should text Samsung. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, you should hit up Apple. Let me let me call LG tonight. All right. Are you guys Apple TV people like? Yeah, I can have it, but you can have no I'm talking about like you have a smart TV, but you can still buy an Apple TV to like navigate your smart TV 100 percent. Right. It already comes on the TV. Correct. So, yes, I'm with you, Zane. But some people are big believers in having an Apple TV. This is not bad. You know how slow your TV is when you're navigating through and you're like, oh, no, that's because fucking TV sucks. It's because it's the program that they use. Their actual device inside the TV is actual dog shit. It doesn't have memory. You're right. That's why it's. It's laggy. That's why it takes so long. It's not. It's if you were to put an Apple TV box and do it, it would lightning fast. Yes, you're right. And I keep struggling to, like, surrender to that truth because our smart TV, you know, you can have so many apps, you got movies downloaded, all this stuff, and it starts slowing down. But that's why some people love to have that external smart TV, even if you're like hardwired and you have Ethernet into the back of your TV, it's the actual software. like that's on the TV. Why don't they put an extra chip in there to make it faster? Because they want to sell you a 70-inch TV for $150. Right. That's what I have in the guest house. I'm actually, while I'm out here, I'm having it switched. The big one? The big one in the living room. Yeah, because I'm going to have that nice of a TV, and it's not going to be used. So you're taking it out of my guest house? Yeah. It's fucked up. But you're going to have the living room one. No, no, no. You'll have the little CRT TV. The CRT TV. It's a little box. Okay, well, let's get to the intro. Yeah, let's hop into it. You ready, Buki? Yeah, let's do it. It's Comedy Talk, baby! Yeah! Welcome back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. I'm Jared. And Zane and Heath are back in Nashville. Whoa! I might as well move here! It's crazy. You were here a week ago. I know. Right back. Well, the reason why I'm here is because Heath and I are going to CMAs tomorrow. Shut up! The Country Music Festival. Not the awards. The festival. Are you going? No. Okay, you're going to the CMA Festival, not awards. I was like, still, equally as cool. Is it, once again, not an ad. Is it just a festival to get people excited about the awards? I don't know. I think it's just like a country Coachella. It's like a stagecoach vibe. It's a few days long. Tons of performers. Who do we got? Who's on the roster? Bro, I went on the list. It's a four-day festival. Everybody's gone. Like, every country. Ella Langley. Shut up! Ella Langley. I'm so jealous. She's having a year. She just had her meet and greet yesterday at Ulta. Did you go? Right down the street. We were going to, but it. We were going to. I was like, she's doing a meet and greet. I was like, oh, we have to go. But it's like, you had to have, like, reservations and all sorts of stuff. Oh, okay, okay. And you had to probably buy the product, too. You had to, like, buy the thing, but it was just fully sold out. Also at our happy hour meet and greet. Hey, make sure to buy the. Make sure to buy it. Make sure to buy the alcohol. Yeah. I'm a big fan of Ella Langley now. Like, Tuesday in Texas, man. I love that song. Her whole catalog. She kind of, like, I feel like, how long has she been doing this? How long has she been making music for? Because I feel like it was just her last album that really just took off. A while now. A while in terms of years and building up, and then you, like, just hit the mainstream and you go huge. Like, similar to when Kacey Musgraves, she was always, like, you know, puttering around Texas, like, doing shows here and there. I knew about her in college, and then, bam, she, like, became huge with her big album, Golden Hour. Well, we're big Ella Langley fans over here. She's from Texas, I can tell, by the way. Stupid. Yeah. Who do we got? We got Jason Aldean. Oh, my gosh. Dina Carter. So, Matt, I was picturing, because in my head, I was picturing all grass. I thought they were going to have this in, like, the middle of a park. Okay. It's in the city. Oh, kind of like a Lollapalooza thing-ish. Yeah. No, no. I wouldn't even say. Lollapalooza is still, like, on a big field. Yeah, it's still in a park. You're right. You're right. Yeah, but this is, like, in the streets. Oh, it's kind of like. This is Nissan Stadium. Oh. So, it may be also, like, in the stadium, outside the stadium. Also in the stadium, too. Yeah. I was not picturing that. I don't. I'm going to be tired in them boots, Heath. Are you wearing cowboy boots? No. Why not? My dogs were barking after the little line dancing day. Oh. Dude, I forgot how uncomfortable they were. I was like, you know what? I don't think I am. So, definitely not. We should wear, like, regular shoes. I brought regular shoes just in case. I just figured. You know, I figured I wanted to do the park. I think I might go with another type of boot. Maybe, like, a work boot. And it's not. It's not grass, either. So, it's, like, that hard cement is going to be hot, too. Cowboy hat? So, I was talking to Zane about it. It's like, you don't want to look like you're just wearing a costume. Yeah. You know? You got to respect the culture. You know? I'm not really trying to cosplay. But, dude, I brought my hat from Amazon. Oh, boy. You got an Amazon? And that's why we're not wearing it. Dude, I paid good money for this Amazon hat. Yeah. I brought it. You know how difficult it was to bring that fucking hat on my backpack? And you're not going to wear one with me? I'll wear one. We'll see how it looks. The worst is when you buy a cowboy hat, like, on a trip. And you're like, ooh, I got a cowboy hat. And then you're like, but you can't put it in a bag. So, then you got to wear that on the fucking plane. But you can't also lean back because you got, like, six inches behind you. So, you're kind of, like, head still. Yes. But also, you can't. Can't you attach it to your. Oh, no. Like, the good cowboy hats don't have, like, the string on it. My Amazon one does. So, I just put it around my back. He's got the. Where's that place, like, all the girls get, like, their cowboy hats done, like, in Nashville. And they're, like, hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Hundreds and hundreds. Dude, close to, like, a thousand dollars. Do you don't know where that place is? Like, the custom hats? Yes. Every, like, little bachelorette party, they go to this place in Nashville. Oh, I can't even remember the name. Matt, why didn't you take us there for your bachelor? Because we ain't dropping hundreds and hundreds of dollars on hats. I'm not doing that to you guys. But we would have had a cowboy hat for life. True. But there's a place that's pretty close by, the only one that I know of that does the cowboy hat. The only one that I know of that does the custom hats is in the Franklin Factory. They do, like, the whole beaver pelt stretching, you know? Ooh. How often do you stretch your beaver pelt? What the fuck? That sounds sexual. That sounds really sexual. Oh, you stretched your beaver pelt. You stretched your beaver pelt. You shaved your beaver pelt. So, do you guys got to make content while you're there? Or is it just, like, attending it? It's with Celsius. Oh. Fun. Very cool. Is it just, like, are you just, like, vlogging the day? Or do you have to, like, interact with any of the performers? Pretty much. I mean, I feel like any time you do any of those videos, you just kind of wing it and just see what happens. Yeah. I think it'll be a cool setup. Yeah. Heath will probably be my little filmer, man. We'll see. But I'm actually excited. There's a lot of good performers that are going to be there. Yeah. You got Tim McGraw as well. Steven Wilson Jr. Heath. Dude, I know. And I'm excited just to see Heath have a good time. Because, like, he doesn't like festivals. So, like, you know, I'm fine. I'll be there. But, like, looking at Heath, he'll be smiling. I'm like, this is fun. Oh, Red Clay Strays. I saw them in Vegas. They're really good. Oh, that would be. They're really cool. I think this is my dream lineup. Shaboozy. Shaboozy. You know Blake Shelton. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Only, like, the really well-known ones. Yeah. I was just looking. Keith Urban. Ooh. Like, I don't know who. Dude, Zach Topp is fire. I don't know who Tucker Wentworth is. I don't know who DeAnnie Carter. You like Luke Bryan. Luke. I know Luke Bryan. I just know his. Oh, Luke Bryan is who we saw. Where Alicia went to the hospital. And then Riley Green. Like, I don't know who Hardy is. Where's Luke Combs? No, no, no, no. I think Zayn was thinking of Luke Combs. Yes, that was the Luke Combs concert. Oh, that wasn't Luke Bryan. You see? It's so crazy. All the country singers. I have a lot to learn. There's Luke Bryan. Bryan this. Luke that. There's so many that have such similar names. Yeah. That you're just, like, trying to keep up. That's what we're doing. And then tomorrow, we'll let you know how it goes. Hell yeah. But I think that's all we have going this week, right? That. I think we're going to do a little. So, I have a hotel in Nashville for this trip. So, we might do a little staycation with Tony. Oh. How nice of you, Zayn. Go sit by the pool. This will be Tony's first time swimming in a pool, right? Yeah. Well, we put his feet in our pool. But it's not heated right now. So, it's cold. So, we just did, like, a little foot dunk. But not, like, an actual. Got it. When is Tony going to start swimming? Because you guys own a pool. And that's a big thing that, you know. I don't know. You start them young. Or just, God forbid, if an accident happens. Maybe, like, one. Where they, like, they drop them in. And then they snap trying to just get them to turn over and float. What's nice is my brother was a lifeguard for a really long time. And he would also do special lessons teaching kids how to swim. So, he is, like, certified and, like, knows how to teach kids how to swim. So, I'm going to have him do that for Tony and a little bit. And it's honestly good for just in case. Just, like, it's good to have. Oh, I know. It's so sad and scary the amount of accidents that happen in homes of families that have pools. Also, like, his son was fully dressed just out by the pool. Not my pool. It was another family member's pool. But they were just, like, he was chilling by the pool. And he was just looking fully clothed. Just looking at the pool. And just goes like this. Jumped right in. It's so scary. I'm going in the pool. I'm going in the pool now. Kian. Kian and. Ayla. No, no, no. His kid's name. What's his kid's name? Coast. Coast. Coast. Yes. They were just over the other day. Because it's Kian's house. I was like, oh, you want to come in and just see it? They came in. They looked at the backyard. And we were talking. And just for a quick second, he was right at the edge and almost stepped in. Oh, my gosh. But, you know, but when they were living there, you know, they had, like, the net. The baby gate. No, it wasn't the baby gate. They had the net. Oh, the thing. The thing that covers it. It covers the entire pool. Which one would you do when you put it on your pool? Would you just have a gate? I would do the gate. That way you can, like, access it and, like, use it. The cover. It is very Florida, too. The cover that I have that we use for the winter is very difficult to take on and off. Like, it's a process. Yeah. So I feel like it's just quicker and easier to do the baby gate. But now they make those, like, crazy retractable ones that will, like, slide over. - Those are scary. - Oh yeah. - I see too many scary movies with that. The killer will push them in the pool and then turn it off and then close it. And then get trapped. And then you're trapped and then you die. And then you die. And then you die. Insurance isn't a one size fits all and shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit. With the Name Your Price tool, you tell them what you want to pay and they show you options that fit your budget. Maybe you're picking out your very first policy or maybe you're just looking for something that works better for you and your family. 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Probably around there at two. He'll start feeling comfortable. I feel like you too. I don't even know. I don't even know if I'm another kid by then. You might have another kid by then. Then I got to do it all over again. It's crazy to or even a year though. They'll they'll start like reaching maybe towards you like, hey, do you want to see Uncle Zane? And like they'll start reaching for you a little bit to they'll feel like kind of trustworthy of you. Anything else will be going on. That's it. That's all we have planned that. And then you're going to help me paint the basement after we finish recording. That's fine. Is that okay? No, that's fine. As long as you help me. Now, I'm busy. I couldn't come up with anything. Paint the basement like painting walls or like painting floors or what? Just do the spray Heath. I have the spray. Yeah. Oh, really? It's all done. Oh, if it's the spray, I'll do it. It's fully done. I just have to do a couple more like touch up spots. And then I put can lighting in the ceiling. Oh, nice. And those are painted, but I just have to spray the bottoms of it. So you don't because they like come silver. Yeah. So now that they're up, I just have to spray the bottoms of them and then just put the lights in, but it's coming along. Hopefully, by the end of this month, basement will be done. Hell, yeah. Patricia and I, we got to clean out our garage. Just organize it. Wait, you have a garage? Yeah, like a storage garage. You could park one car back there, but we would never park a car back there. But it's just like, damn, build with tubs and clothes. And like, it just gets a little disorganized more and more every year. Like a storage unit. Yes. And we just need to like take everything out and then re put it back in because there's some stuff that we need. And it's so far back. And we just need to think about putting the least needed things in the back and then put the stuff we want in the front. What's the last conversation you and Patricia had about like the next place you're living? Like, like if you. Are you just going to stay there? We're going to, we're going to stay in our place for probably another year. But I saw, I saw Patricia's TikTok and I got super bummed. Like the intro to it was like, so we're not leaving LA anytime soon. We're staying here. So I'm going to redo the bedrooms. I was like, damn. But I mean, there's, you know, we always had like, oh, Nashville was on the horizon. I don't know, like how much I want to speak to it because, but I think socially we've been really fulfilled lately. Like we've have a good circle of friends. We're like other couples kind of in this married couples who are in the same stage of life as we are. And I think a big reason why we wanted to leave was because we felt like we were the only married couple out here. And if we're getting ready for, you know, phase two of married life, if you know what I mean, we wanted to be around a community that has that. And right now we feel a little fulfilled. So, but I don't know. I don't know. But yeah, one more year of definitely staying. When's that lease up? The lease has been, it's a great lease though, because Patricia's had it for like. Eight years more than that. That's crazy. The rate must be really good then. Oh, Zane, it's phenomenal. And it got passed down through a girlfriend of a girlfriend that someone knew. And so it doesn't go up. It doesn't go up every year. It's small fractions. I feel like it's been a long time since it went up, but it's very small. And like, we're kind of like, you're not allowed to raise it more than a certain amount, right? Like the law. And yes, there is like a rent control thing, but I don't know when that law was passed. I don't know the nitty gritty, but yeah, there are some stuff in place where you can't just like price someone out of their home. But other apartments on our street that are like even smaller than ours. Not that great. Or like $1,500 more than what we pay. So yeah, just stay there as long as you can. Mine went up 10% every year. Where were you living? The Toluca house. 10% every year. Oh, then he wanted you guys out. He was already crazy. That is crazy. 10%. He was charging you the absolute maximum that he could in the state of California. Oh, so you can do 10? Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, he was doing it. Wow. It's kind of messed up. It is like you want to renew. I'm like, guys, I don't feel like moving. Yeah. It's wild when you see like apartments in New York that, you know, somebody has been living in since like the 1930s. It's like an eight bedroom fucking penthouse that they've been paying like $1,000 a month for. Yeah, but it's so devastating because like it's always like some old person who has finally passed away and the family has to like give it up. And I don't know if there's some loopholes were like you have to be living with that person, but I'm pretty sure like there's no way of keeping it. But gosh, just like massive fucking houses like apartments in New York for that cheap. Oh, must be nice. So, you know, I was out. I was on my flight on my way here. Do you guys remember the movie Wally? Yeah. Yeah, I never saw it, but I've oh, you never see. Okay, so I decided to watch. I haven't seen it in like 10 years. I watched it. It is the darndest cutest movie. It is such a cute movie. And it's such a good movie to for for there not to be a lot of like speak like a lot of like talking in it. Great movie. I was actually going to tell you you should have Tony watch such a cute movie. Just these two little robots. They're so cute trying to try to get Earth back on its feet again. I don't know. And that films like a big Crux in the the Disney Universe, you know, people who have like the massive theories about Disney and that all connected. Yeah, like the the company that does the batteries and stuff and like Toy Story. And all of that is all the company that has that spaceship where all the people are living on. And some people believe that tiny little plant at the end of Wally is basically then the start of Bugs Life that becomes the Bugs Life tree. And Bugs Life is technically post Wally. I think and I may be wrong. So forgive me. There's so many different theories. I like that. I love that. But the Wally really ties it in together about like the end of the world. You know what I thought was interesting. We had watched Finding Nemo and at the end of it. It was like in memory of I forget his first name something McQueen. Oh, and I was like, that's so interesting. So I looked him up. I guess he was like an OG animator and had passed away. And that's who they named Lightning McQueen after. And I always thought Lightning McQueen was because of Steve McQueen. Right. No, it's it's in honor of the animator guy. Well, Glenn McQueen. Well, they probably I mean, I think when they came when they decided to do it, they're probably in their head like, oh, it like works for both. It does. Like it sounds reasons. Yeah, it sounds good. So it made it even better that they went with it. Oh, wow. They passed away during Finding Nemo. What an awesome fucking last name. I wish McQueen. Oh, imagine Matt King and Zane. McQueen. Oh, you know what name I thought of yesterday. I was like, oh, you know what? That's a really good name for a boy. But I want I want to get your thoughts on it because I was getting I was getting made fun of for it. I let's hear it. If I had a son, I don't know. I don't know. It's cute. OK, the name and I know it's from the movie, but like Casper. OK, I like that name. Yeah, for a boy. I like the name. I just only think of Casper. Casper. Yes. OK, so I looked it up. I was like, I thought Casper was maybe like an old name, like a name that was popular back then. I looked it up. It was like. It was there, but it was an uncommon name. But most people think of the friendly ghost. Zane, I really like that. That's a cool fucking name. It is, right? Especially for, like, you. Like, it would be. I mean, it's not meaning that, like, passively, but, like, you could have a son named Casper and, like, get away with it. And it said the name is good because the name feels friendly and approachable. Yeah. It could be because of the movie, too. It feels friendly and ghostly. Yeah, he's the friendly ghost. Yeah. Casper. I like that name. I just hate that I only think of Casper, Casper. But it's a cool name. But Casper kind of looks like a baby boy. Jasper is also a good name. I like the name Jasper. That's really funny because my friend told me I like Jasper better. He was like, I actually don't like Jasper. I think Casper is much cooler. And you can nickname him by saying Cas. Oh, Cas. Okay, yeah. He's not going to get teased for that at all. I think you would also a good name for your son's name would be Harrison, like Harrison Hijazi. Sounds good. Harrison. Harrison. I think Harrison. Harrison Hijazi. I just like the alliteration of it. That's a last name. It could be a first name. I have a cousin named Harrison. You do? Yeah. Two twins, Henry and Harrison. Harrison Hijazi. Yeah, but then he would go by Harry Hijazi. Yeah, that sounds. Yeah, good point. Yeah, yeah. Okay, fucked. All right. Well, I'm still thinking, but I. That happened yesterday. Who is this? Zane's watching WALL-E coming up with baby names. Who is he? He's getting that fee. It was the pancreatitis. It's made me a changed man. Okay, okay. You know? I'm looking into the future now. Yeah, there we go. Take the stress out of shopping and find coverage that fits your life. On your terms. Rates change all the time, and staying loyal to one company can end up costing you big time. I went to Insurify.com to test it out myself, and I was blown away. by how easy it is. Millions of drivers have already used Insurify to stop overpaying, and there's no reason you shouldn't too. That's Insurify.com. Oh, Keith, I saw a NASCAR event. Did you go to NASCAR? I did. You did? I sure did. You did. Awesome. Yeah, I went out there and shot some photos. Did you look up Harry Hidjazi on Instagram? Is it taken? Yeah. I wanted to see if the username was taken. Yeah, I just went there a couple days ago. Oh, you did? You were in the pit. You were finna be in the pit. I was in the pit, you know? Dude, it's so fun. I just feel like it's the only sport where you could be that up close as a fan. Yeah. And you're literally in it with them. And they come by often, right? It's just like a big loop? All the time, yeah. Because like F1, they go vroom, and you don't see them for like a couple minutes, I feel like. Yeah, and then it's like you're kind of just sitting there. This, you can basically see everything, especially if you're in the stands. You can just watch them. It sounds, it's so weird. I used to have the same thought process as most people. Like, it's so boring. They just turn left. Right. But if you like really dive into it, it's so, I don't know. There's so much that goes into it. I think it's so fun. But yeah, this was. Did you end up posting? Because I saw you were about to post it. I did, I did. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, Dave, you got up close with the guys that were like, get the fuck out of the way, dude. So that's another. Wait, you got close. Wait, they let you, they let you, oh, they let you in there. I almost got hit by a tire. Wait till you get to the last picture. Oh, dude. Oh, these pictures are sick of you. No, like you are, you feel uncomfortable and you feel like you shouldn't be there because you're always in the way. Like they're wheeling tires and gas like right up on you. Like they'll push people out of the way to like do this. Like you feel like a burden. Did you see these pictures, Matt? Yeah, yeah. Yes, no, I'm looking at them right now on the screen. They're insane. Like phenomenal pics. Did, did NAS, wait, how'd you get access like this? NASCAR was just like, you want to come take pics? So what? What's crazy is those are just pit passes. So anybody can get pit passes. Anybody can be in where they, where you were? There's tons of people there. Oh, that's insane. Um, I was trying to get media so I could get even closer. Cause there's a line you have to stay behind like that. I'm at the line right there. Okay. If you have like media, like a shooter's vest, you can get like up in that, like even closer. And I want to do that next year. I feel like Hannon could have gotten you like a media pass. Like, I feel like, I feel like if you told them you were going to this. Yeah. I feel like they probably would have gotten you one. Yeah. I'm super excited. Like, um, so me and my brother went, Oh my God, I forgot to like it. Oh my God. These are so good. He, um, but yeah, it's, I don't know. NASCAR is special. I'm really like really getting into it. I mean, if you get, if you get that close, you're getting content like this. I'd have so much fun. It's like, that looks like you got hired to go there. Who's the top? Who's the top dog? Who's the top car? Like in the game of NASCAR right now. Who's the Jeff Gordon of NASCAR? Uh, right now I would say probably Denny Hamlin, Tyler Reddick. They're both doing really well. Um, but Kyle Busch just passed away like a week ago. I saw that. Awful dude. 41 years old. Oh, and he just won, right? He won the week before he passed away. Did he have like ammonia or something that. He had like ammonia, some sort of like sickness that. Pneumonia? Pneumonia. Oh, pneumonia. That's scary. Cause I've gone to a couple of times too. That's I think the older that you get, that just the worse it hits. You, he ended up getting sepsis because of it. And oh, that's terrible. Awful dude. So sad. And, um, yeah, he won a race the week before that. And is he, sorry, is he Bush like Bush beer? Yeah, it's spelled the same, but it's, he's not, um, like Bush family, but he was, he was definitely one of the best. I've been seeing compilations of his mic, uh, his like mic'd up moments when he's driving the funniest fucking guy ever. Oh dude. He was obnoxious, but he was a goat. He was like, dude, the, his fight compilations are crazy fight compilations. Yeah, dude. They would get out of the cars and just fucking punch each other. Run up on them. You know what? I have never seen a fight, like a NASCAR fight or like a, uh, just a race fight like that. In general, he would like slam his car into like other car, dude. There's like, oh, oh, oh, I thought you meant they got out of the car. Oh, all of it. Do they show that? Do they air that? Yeah. Oh, why have I never seen that? Zane, you know, that's the guy we met. This is like teammates fighting teammates. Whoa. Oh, those are teammates. I mean, they look like they're both wearing yellow. Well, actually maybe I think one was M&Ms and the other one's like Pennzoil. So sorry. Who's who? Right? NASCAR. Zane, you know we met him, right? Yeah, I know. I, yeah, I remember. He gave Zane and I jackets. Really? No way. Yeah. Damn. I, I can't, I don't know where it went. You can't find yours? I literally can't. I don't know where it went. Is yours an M&Ms one? I think it was, I think it was one of those moments where somebody was borrowing it, barring it to like wear it. And I don't think I ever got it. You know who I think probably has it? Leah. Ooh, T. Why do I feel like I've seen her wear like an M&Ms racing jacket, like in her content? I know that racing jacket though, cause you used to have it in your closet. And I was like, this is so funny and weird, but I've never took it or wore it. I bet you that motherfucker. You think so? I bet she has it. Yes. You go onto her Instagram or TikTok cause she's just wearing it. I'm going to ask her right now. She, I, she, I think she has it. I think she would take shit from it. If she like. I think she took stuff. If she thought that I, I'm never going to like, yeah, but like, I could totally see her just, yeah, but I feel like I have seen her wear that on her Instagram story, Zane. Leah. And I'm sorry if maybe this is a false, a false accusation. Oh, live on the podcast. Call her out. What Zane? I'm filming millionaire nanny. It's 1230 PM here. She's probably still sleeping. Is she too big for you? No, I know her assistant picks up Leah's busy. Heath. I wanted to send you this, but I saved it for the pod. Matt, you too. Did you guys hear about this? Like fishing competition that happened? Um, he was caught cheating in a fishing competition by putting weights. Yes. Large mouth. Yes. We got weights. He was arrested for violating fishing tournament law after organizers found weights in his he got arrested for that though. Um, I don't know if the arrested thing. I shoved a whole bag of weights. there's a video of them pulling out weights but how the but i just don't understand how isn't in a fishing competition you have to sit there out and you're fishing and then everybody goes out and fish and you come back with which fish they're not they're not there oh they're not there watching you know you come back for a weigh-in and so they were taking their fish that they caught and then put weights in their belly and then they would when they would bring them all in to weigh them up that was their way of like winning you see and that's where they went wrong there should be somebody there somebody from like the tour watching you fish yeah you could do anything out there you gotta have a lot of staff to do that because it like the boats that go out are hundreds and hundreds of boats like that means like you have to have a person it doesn't matter i could have seen this shit coming from a mile away though you right so like staff not seeing you out there anything could happen it's kind of crazy it took this long for this to be the first time for it to happen right just shoving weights you know he thought that was a he's like oh we're winning this oh yeah and it's a damn shame like all the other competitions they probably won and they didn't get caught with their uh weights and their fish just the video of them cutting the fish open and pulling the weights out is crazy we got weights do you think that the fish weighed they put way too many in one fish where they're just like this this is not a six pound bass this is like a two pound bass yeah i think that is what caused the suspicion is like some fishermen of the judges were like that's bullshit like i know my fish there's no way that that would be way that much and they started cutting them open you could look at a fish and guess the weight like you you would just have a rough idea of what it is and maybe one was weird but oh there's now four that all weigh this amount what the fuck are they eating out there this makes no sense and now they're going to jail i that i don't believe 10 it said 10 years in prison i don't believe that facing up to 10 years it's a tournament but i mean if you if they realize you scammed one and then you scammed multiple and then that a lot of your money was like pulled from uh you know falsifying you're stealing money i i didn't know he was doing this every year it could be so yeah what a willow park man was arrested after after he altered the weight of a largemouth bass he caught this okay the video that was next to this headline was one that happened in 2022 that's the big viral one but this guy entered a tournament at lake fork and the fish was so this is one fish and then is it usually one fish it's not like multiple fish it depends got it but yeah he's uh charged with a third degree felony and could face up to 10 years in prison and ten thousand dollars in licensing fees i think that's a little aggressive it's because yeah it is a little too much the prize was worth so much which made it a felony oh because he technically stole what is it 11 500 was the winning so he stole 11 grand and do you have to pay to get into this competition is it like one of those competitions where like the money is coming from like usually probably from everybody put pitching in oh this is interesting they used a metal detecting wand and that's that's how they found out about it oh brilliant do that every time then oh so you're saying they did that they they probably have had people do this in the past and so you know they found out that using a metal detecting wand was just the easiest way to like run it over the fish and like why else would it beep you know unless it was a fish or something like that so i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know unless the fish is eating him sitting there watching the guy with the wand coming up to the fish like gulp just start running just run he goes home like how to go today sweetheart to bring home a big prize for that big bass you caught and she knows already oh yeah she's like they didn't they caught she knows already like but he tried that competition go sweetheart i don't i can't control what the fish eats out there all right i did not put that in there though maybe it's a dumb fish eating metal oh curtis not again curtis we didn't need the money that bad now our reputations to the state soiled all that for like a couple ounces because he put 3.75 ounce fishing weights in there that's that's not that much oh yeah dude you know the first thing he said was oh he must have eaten my like you know what the yeah don't you put the weights on the top of your line yeah he ate them he ate the words just before we continue we want to give a big thank you to our sponsor of this podcast progressive insurance isn't a one-size-fits-all and shopping for it shouldn't feel like squeezing into something that just doesn't fit that's why drivers have enjoyed progressives 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I went to Insurify.com to test it out myself, and I was blown away by how easy it is. In about two minutes, totally free, you can compare actual real-time quotes from over 100 top insurance companies all side-by-side in one place. Millions of drivers have already used Insurify to stop overpaying, and there's no reason you shouldn't, too. Do yourself and your wallet. Go see what you can save right now at Insurify.com. That's Insurify.com. I would love to enter a tournament. Yeah, I want to compete in something. Yeah. I just don't know what it is. I want to get back into paintball tournaments. I miss that. A paintball? Why don't you? I feel like they're good out here, too. You should do it. Yeah, I want to play paintball again. I miss it. Do you still own a paintball gun? No. I remember I begged my parents for one, and then I think I went and shot it one time, and then I was like, I never touched it again. Because then what, you get hit? It hurts. Paintball hurts, and you get a big welt. When you get a good shot, when you get a good shot in you, you're like, I'm done. It's hot. All right, I'm tapped out. It's just hot. Yes. Dude, imagine being really hot, and then you get shot with a paintball gun. It's just like I get, I don't know, maybe now that I'm older, gained a little bit of weight, but it's a, you ever see those videos like the big boy paintballers? They just sit in the back. They're just. Like that, I feel like that's going to be me when I start playing again. Do they have paintball snipers? No. No? You can do like airsoft. Airsoft snipers are really, I just actually saved this video. But it's not part of the paintball world. Like when there's a competition, there's not like one sniper on each team. They all shoot the same. Jared, I'm texting you this video of the airsoft one. Dude, this, it's messed up. It's messed up that he's going straight headshots. Airsoft sniping looks really fun. Watch this. Dude, people are taking it into the nose. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's fucked up. Wait, that's terrible. Wait, how do they not lose a fucking eye? You have to wear glasses or goggles. And is it just an honor system? If you get hit, you're like, I'm hit. Yeah. Like I'm hit. Trust me. If you get hit in the face like that, I'm fucking hit. Dang. I'm out. Oh, that's. Oh, that sucks. And they have fun doing this. Yeah. I mean, I get why it's fun shooting, but fucking once you get hit. Boom. That's what you signed up for, though. That's what you signed up for. But like, what is it like? It feels like these people getting hit in the lip. It feels like if I were to just flick you right on the lip, it's harder. It would ruin your day. It stings. The way this first guy goes down like he got actually shot. Head rocked back and just collapses. You'd come out a different person. Imagine every day you had to do that for a week. Crazy. You're a veteran. You're like a war veteran. This one right here purposefully aims for. The neck. Yeah. Like, dude, fuck the open neck. Like, this person has a full face mask on. Could have hit him anywhere in the head. Goes for the open neck. It counts when you hit him in the helmet, right? Yeah. Anywhere. You get shot in the arm. The butt doesn't matter. They want it. They want to hurt you. This guy's got an issue and is trying to inflict pain. Yeah. Yo, but that second one, though, where he's standing there and it goes, you see it go up into his nose. Wait, isn't that like, isn't that like, oh, my God, you know, that felt like a bee sting. Wow. Did y'all hear about that JP Morgan employee who basically he got fired from JP Morgan because they accused him of spending six hundred and forty two dollars on a deli platter for a Super Bowl party, a personal Super Bowl party. And so they were like, you use company funds. And apparently, no, he didn't buy it for the Super Bowl party. The whole thing was a reasonable expense. Can you scroll down just a little bit so I can. So the company claimed that it was for one of his Super Bowl parties. But no, he his attorney comes back, goes, no, the platter had been purchased for a pre approved business. meeting it was for a business meeting so he thought this was bullshit he got fired over this and so he sued jp morgan and he ended up getting 4.25 a million dollars it's just so crazy how much money how much more money you can win from something so small yeah it's insane that is crazy and i i wonder if he was already a pretty successful like jp morgan like broker like he's probably already making a shit ton of money a year but he was just like nah y'all are wrong and uh so yeah the ruling states that the firm must pay an interest on the huge sum at a rate of 10 each year from the date of service until the award is paid so oh is that like paid out over a long period of time i guess i guess if they take a long time to pay it oh it's in their best interest and it was and it was proven that like it was like written in an email or a text like it was a pre-approved like business meeting i mean i get the red flag 600 something dollars for a deli platter my mother could make that the eyes closed arms tied behind her back 25 dollars for that yeah but i mean how many people were at this super bowl party and was there like one person that like a client that he was trying to like get like sign yeah like i think the story goes it was like there is a there was a client that was already with jp morgan and then that client's like boyfriend or something they were trying to recruit them as a client and so this meeting yeah exactly so the pre-approved business meeting was a pre-approved business meeting and they were trying to recruit them as a client and so this meeting that this deli platter was approved for was supposed to happen at the jp morgan offices but then the meeting got switched to the guy's house oh and so then that's where like the discrepancy came and i'm sure jp morgan has spent way more money on fucking business dinners 642 dollars at a firm like that is nothing and now they lost four million yeah that was that's a good thing if you get fired over something that silly keep quiet and then come back with a lawsuit my my dumb ass i feel like i'd be like no no let's talk this out look at the receipts this is what happened can i keep my job like i would this is when you learn just like and especially the the right company too like a like a jp morgan you're just like oh i'm gonna sit this one oh you know what i'm gonna keep quiet i love when people do that with like cops where they know like the cop is in the wrong and they just they're like okay okay yeah i'll see you you know if you see the cameras recording you're like perfect no oh you're good oh body cam great i love that save the footage amazing put it on sd card oh my god did you did you see the um the body cam footage of the the lady with no uh no hand so good he's like your right hand i saw you text you on your phone she's like what hand it pulls out her fucking arm she's got no hand it's so funny because i remember when she posted the story time of this right after it happened and now they just dropped the body cam footage so to like actually see it and for him to like verbally say your other hand it's like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's insane boom she's like hand to god do you like hand to god she's like yeah which hand like hand to god right after that is crazy that cop is so full of himself and he's still he still gave her a ticket yeah oh really like you have a body cam of this moment like you see how crazy this is literally just apologize oh my god lie maybe laugh oh my god oh i definitely wasn't seeing it right yeah have a good day man but that's it but the double down and then being like it make it's it's the fucking power trip it's crazy yeah it's so bad it's such a rare moment too you're wrong yeah yeah just admit it it's okay have a good day part of me oh my god that was silly yeah it's all being recorded like you look like a fool so her her big thing was that she was going to you know how you can take tickets to court and try to fight them and everything she was like i'm gonna do this and uh so she got the court date set and everything the night before she was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry right before uh she gets uh like a notification that it's like oh your case has been dismissed okay and she was still like kind of paranoid about like she's like i don't know really if this is true or not or whatever so she still shows up uh to the court date and uh she's talking to the judge she has like a story time about this and uh she's like yeah i just wanted to like double check that it got dismissed everything and i wanted to know the reason why it got dismissed and the judge is looking at the case and she's like yeah i just wanted to file and i think the way she words it she was like uh she was like and i swear the the judge was like for the life of me i've never seen this before and she goes what and she uh the judge says well it's dismissed on lack of evidence and it's just like the perfect you know bow wrap around the the end of the story lack of evidence in this situation could she still have sued i don't know in this specific uh situation because like she got the ticket it's almost like this like this guy getting fired it's like she it's she got it it's not like if she had to still pay it then maybe but i think because it was dismissed i don't think she has any grounds do you think jp morgan was just like we'll take you back we'll give you no no we'll send you three deli platters that's almost at the point where it's like you kind of wish she she should have like escalated it a little bit like if she would have like fought back in the moment and then they're like you know what i'm arresting you for that attitude and then the whole situation is bigger than what it is over her not having an arm but i don't know don't escalate things with officers yeah don't but sorry bringing it back to the jp morgan guy i i hope he sends a super bowl platter send it right to the office yeah my treat guys my treat thank you on me no need to pay me back he's at the super bowl on the 50 yard line oh yeah he can afford to be in the box now with another company with another firm with wells fargo yeah no literally he's with wells fargo now oh wow wow good for him bitch i wouldn't even be getting another job 4.5 mil like or 4.2 retire baby enjoy your life yeah but you know but like how much money do these these guys make it all depends on their portfolio and who they're i think this guy was already managing like a billion dollars i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i feel like i read that wow so i mean talk about the pressure like could you imagine waking up and you've got a billion dollars that you have to manage i couldn't do that yeah and imagine just the way they are just like their personalities those the the crazy 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legs up the legs up the legs up that is insane i shit you not i think this is the same reporter that interviewed the girl twerking to the polls or whatever twerking your way to the that was michigan as well right that was detroit oh this girl is eyewitness news she is on the case she's on fire i love this i love this oh what would you so do you think they'll get paid like what comes out of this i went years free of rent actually honestly i think it's trespassing right that that's all they get is trespassing i hope so i don't like you You don't get in trouble for having sex. like in someone's house right but he owns the house he owns yeah the guy the landlord owns the house someone commented just give me seven months free rent and all good my guy everybody else was like an hour wait did he have a sandwich or something all the comments are not even the fact that sex and someone else's living space you mean to tell me he had sex for an hour and who is this lady the sandwich is frying i know right do you think he was like i own property let's go fucking one of my properties why couldn't they do it in his in his like in his apartment i think that's the kink of it it's just the thrill like yeah let's just go into like a place that i own but i don't like you know live in and just have sex there's just something so gross about that like i like it's that's crazy it's not like a hotel room it's not like cleaned it's like it's some like you don't know what my mom showed me something like another story there was a camera set up just like this and it was a roommate or somebody was caught like having sex with a dog oh no oh i think patricia told me about this that is like really disturbing it's insane like can you imagine catching like one of your roommates like doing that to your dog are you guys like security camera in your house type people like i sometimes i don't understand it but like i i wouldn't because i just feel like i would love to have it for like you know for instances like the person that broke into the house and like stole my keys like that's that to me i'm like damn i i wish i had something for that moment but i think just if you're living with people yeah i just don't think it's appropriate yeah you have to respect other people's privacy especially roommates yes if you live alone yeah that's that makes sense but even a family like a husband or wife shouldn't be having camera in there like if if the husband or wife is gone like the other the spouse should feel like just not being watched over i know it's strange like when like yeah you see clips like you're like oh my god i don't know it's like a kid does something funny but it's on a security camera footage in someone's home but then sometimes i think like oh it's like a safety thing what if like god forbid like your child was you know on some type of bassinet that had some flaw in it that caused like injury or something and you have footage of it like for lawsuit purposes something goes faulty in your home that makes sense but i don't know but if my kids were like me thinking back to being 13 and with my mom camera in the house oh yeah you don't the pillow me just all over yeah no there would be a certain age where i'd be like if i didn't know when i found out when like if i found out right now they play they play for you on the tv i think like hey honey look what i saw on tv today i think yeah no cameras are scary i think i would die you know what i always think about too every time every time like these hotels like the people that install like cameras in the hotel now i think it's like a lot of people that install cameras in the hotel and they're like i don't know what to think about every time i'm like lame but i'm just like somebody could be watching oh that's my dream is to find a hidden camera no oh that's my dream is to watch people on camera my dream to be like somewhere like in like a bathroom or an airbnb and i can i find a hidden camera oh my god the rush i would have oh you're you're done you're you're good to retire yeah you found hidden cameras in an airbnb right yeah weren't you like staying in some airbnb and you guys had to leave because we were staying in some airbnb and you guys had to leave because we were staying in some airbnb and you guys had to leave because we were staying in some airbnb and we were staying in some airbnb and the cameras they weren't hidden they were like out in the open just like there was one pointed in the bathroom one but it was not like i think these people just had cameras all over their house but when you look closely it had like a tape on it but still like super uncomfortable like if you're an airbnb you should not have cameras in the house like that like that's crazy or fucking uh audio level monitors yeah remember that or wait was that were you with me when we saw that i'm trying to remember i can't remember if you told me about it i think i was with todd and natalie i think i was with todd and natalie i think i was with todd and we were at like a country festival and we were at this airbnb where it literally had a voice or like a uh audio level a decibel meter insane inappropriate like that's fucking insane and it like notified them whenever it like peaked it's crazy if you have that shit in your fucking airbnb don't rent it out if you're that picky about it don't fucking rent it out it's insane oh yeah i mean another thing that we that i fucking said and then it happened fucking weeks later was the pizza house restaurants they're opening them back up which i love oh old school pizza hut yeah old school pizza hut thank goodness thank goodness gracious we need that's great give me the give me the uh stained glass light above every table and open it back up around all of our areas please and the red plastic cups i want those those are great everything tastes better i have a red plastic cup also do this bring back the 90s looking taco bells taco bell please i don't want no modern ass looking uh interior i want it looking like it's 1994 up in that mug stationary swivel baby blue seats i think it will come back though i think we're we're getting to a time where it's where like that style is like becoming yes it does well for social media little marketers this goes viral this gets people buzzing this gets butts in the taco bell this looks so cool it looks so fun like that's what i remember but you know what i bet you like 10 years ago we would be like oh it's time to change it i know just like we like seeing something like that again because we're getting older oh the red the red green and yellow bar like the so good oh and give me that little coin thing where you drop a quarter and you gotta spin it try to get a land on there oh it wasn't that for charity or you win like an item it was like a food item if you got it to stick i only did it one time and i got the little cinnamon uh twists yes oh but if you lose that's when it goes to charity right put put a little something on the line you want me to no wait wait wait was it charity or is it tip to them no it was uh it was a charity it would help a local teen graduate or something then there were the ones that was like water and that one was the fucking hardest yeah because it would just like float down in the bubble it would just fall off and you'd be there all fucking day and your dad's like all right we're done yes let me play a little game but you know what now with like the social media though there'll be all these people out there showing hacks like on how to like do it and then everyone yeah they would just ruin it you know like that's so much but i would rather do that than this where they turn the ipad around yeah let me let me play a game yeah game yeah oh i was at um i was at a coffee shop the other day they they had a 50 tip um option on there it's it was it was out of hand it was it was 30 40 50 30 40 and 50 options and then custom tip oh no it's like who do you think you are what 50 option insane i thought i thought it was bad it was a big chain too it was it was at the airport when they would flip the options around so it was like yeah 25 was on the left they just try to be slick but 50 anything but pay their employees more yeah anything but pay them more i saw a really good video breaking down the whole tip thing and the issue lies within the tip out like that the the people have to pay being based on the total sales but it depends on like where you're ordering and what type of thing it is right yeah so like it was like this back and forth of being like they ordered like three drinks or whatever it was at a bar and that what the tip would have been if you ordered well liquor versus like 1942 it's a dollar a beer wait okay the bartender did the same thing regardless of what liquor was poured you may you you poured a shot yeah they were going back and forth like why should i tip you based on the fact that it's 1942 versus well you have still done the same amount of work right it's percentage based usually on the cocktail depending on the establishment like a rule of thumb like if you're at a standard like dive bar place that's serving drinks it's a buck a beer and it's two dollars for a mixed drink but then they were saying the tip out that they have to pay is based on the total sale so the explanation was if you tipped me you know based on if it was well she's like i have to go out of pocket out of the tips to cover because it's on the total percentage of sales oh yeah that i guess and i'm like yes i get both sides but it's like fix your system right yeah like it's not the bartender's fault it's not the customer's fault it's the establishment i didn't know it was a dollar a beer or two for cocktail you know for like a well-mixed drink yeah but if you are at like a fine place and they're making and they're shaking it up and making you a damn espresso martini or something like really really nice that like takes a while that's like three dollars sometimes like that's what i would say oh god like a buck a beer where you they just 15 20 percent and i may and i have that opinion but i don't know if it's true but i don't know if it's true but i don't know if it's because i saw a tiktok one time where it was a compilation of a bunch of bartenders saying what you should tip for your drinks and that's majority of what them were saying so oh that's good that's what i go off of but if you also ordered food to your table and stuff like that then you have to you know run the numbers proper to that but also sometimes like doordash like i sometimes i get really confused on tipping on doordash or like food delivery apps is it the twenty percent of the total order i think i think i think it adds in those delivery fees also i think i think somebody broke it down one day on the automatically adds all the tax the service the delivery fee like it adds all that and then it does the tip based on that if you were to just click the twenty percent okay yeah so you are paying twenty percent on the entire thing with all those extra fees that's great so you know what people you know people have been doing they've been uh tipping just uh cash at the door they'll just do cash just so they didn't have to uh tip on like that whole percentage which makes more sense i actually just saw there's a pretty i don't know viral story that's happening right now. There is a woman, uh, a young woman who worked at Olive Garden that just got fired over a tip because she had these regular customers that would come in they came in for Mother's Day and this woman who worked at the Olive Garden has like a young child I think four or something like that and the customers knew that and so they gave her a $700 tip on for Mother's Day right and because like Olive Garden has this policy where if the tip is over 20% it has to get reviewed by their corporate office or something like that and this this girl was just like she's like well when am I gonna get it and like one manager said one to two days another manager said up to 120 days no way yeah and and then she came into she was like sobbing they almost like they told her it's like either do your job or go home like we can't have this here right now so she finishes out her shift comes back the next day and they hand her a letter saying that she's been let go what what yeah over that Olive Garden I know you're here your family apparently not wait got fired because she was uh she was emotional and not about not being able to yeah take the tip that I don't know if that's the reason that they gave these companies are so well obviously she really fucking needed it and it was tipped to her yeah and that's by a family that wanted to give it to her that's insane exactly and that's like her mother was the one that like initiated posting about the story and she uh she was like listen my daughter has you know a four-year-old child who's autistic and it's like every dollar matters you know yeah and uh and so I can't remember the exact reason they cited uh for like why they fired her but now that's a lawsuit yeah they just have like I I think it's because they uh it shouldn't take 120 fucking days but I think they want to review the bill to make sure that she wasn't giving a bunch of free stuff so the you know how you know how you get a bunch of free stuff you tip on the free stuff or you just like pay a little bit more maybe they were seeing if possibly or if it wasn't an error where like the woman forgot to put a dot in between it and it was like a flat out they thought like when she went in to add the tip it could look like it was seven dollars or seven hundred she goes yeah it was seven hundred and they're like hold on we have to review that because that could be an error no one drops a seven hundred dollar tip and sometimes where the decimal point is could factor into it look at the total but if you're gonna do I would say to anybody if you're feeling super generous and you are going to do a generous tip like that do it in cash because the cash right there I tried to do that word like and they're like we can't accept it oh and like we I I don't know if maybe you were there but the um bartender was really awesome and like we wanted to tip him and uh oh no I wanted it to go directly to him because he was good and he was like oh I can't accept like a cash tip and I I I was like just here just take it and he's like no I literally can't the man so I I remember that night it was in Miami right I think so that manner like that you could tell that manager was like a dickhead and all like all tips because he um the way he said it was that like oh no I I can't take this because then I have to like like he was just like he was gonna get in trouble if he took it yeah but it wasn't like a high-end place where they're making a lot of money you know it was so weird it was really weird but he said that if I take this then I pretty much won't be able to get this like I have to give it to management and the management would uh give it like give me a percentage or something out of it that's like the tip wasn't going to him oh is that the is that the check yeah this is the original receipt in the Olive Garden story so they even wrote there's nothing to review yeah they made that pretty clear they wrote that out seven hundred dollars yeah here is something to help out 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social media is flooded with comments about it and it's crazy because these brands they they forget that give her the million dollars they forget that tick-tock exists like the moment you do something like this everybody is on your is on all your pages there was something else that I saw where everybody was attacking a brand Patagonia did something that was a drag queen that was interesting too that story but then like Patagonia's response was kind of interesting where everyone was like oh okay like they were kind of in the wrong I mean all respect to the drag queen being an activist and stuff well no I mean no the thing is that the the drag queen took the symbol or took the um yeah logo and was like trying to license the logo yeah that's like if you were taking remember when you did your little Heath merch the best or the Marlboro yeah and can you imagine you're trying to license your name on that Marlboro thing it's like that's that's insane yeah that's like I don't know how how this Patagonia drag queen didn't know that that was like you don't do that but he had the the CEO had a good response like we've tried like we've been coexisting for years and like we're supportive of Patty um and then they tried to have a conversation like hey like you can't you can't do this now like you can't license like a clothing company right and take the copyright they're like yeah we tried talking to Patty and like resolving this and unfortunately we have like fully support Patty but we just can't have it because of the brand and also like drag queen or not if anybody did this like yeah it's you you don't license uh image that's already licensed who's house favorite drag queen who's your favorite drag queen I don't have a favorite I don't watch I like I don't watch those shows I love like drag queen shows yeah the only one I know the only one I know is um the Trixie Mattel yeah um well who's like the second famous drag queen out there great questions I'm just only a Trixie Mattel fan because to me to me that's like the if so you asked me who's the most famous drag queen you know RuPaul RuPaul is who I was thinking oh I always see him without not in drag do you remember when uh RuPaul was on uh Jimmy Fallon and he's like so you are the most uh famous drag queen she's like a drag queen a drag queen and Jimmy Fallon's face drops because he thinks he said something so offensive and she goes honey I am the queen of drag oh man that clip is so good he was like drag queen his life flashed before his eyes was that do you think that was like like set up it was just it was too good drag queen has ever been put on the uh drag queen a drag queen I am the queen of drag it's a relief in his face after all brilliant so good brilliant that's a good yeah his heart stopped RuPaul's been around for a long time how old is he she he looks she I don't know whatever 65. I think I'm pretty sure he goes by a guy 65 65 he's six four wow he looks really good in heels i bet even taller that's crazy yeah i know he looks like he's 30 work it girl give it a twirl do your thing that's what a good skincare routine does i should start i should start too i should i should start taking better care of my skin do you guys do a red light mask before you go to bed no do you really do you think do you see it help um i love knowing i'm doing it and i know that it's apparently good for you and looks like it's making your face red giving me rosacea i don't know it just like helps i'm getting mad i'm getting oh i just wish you saw results like i hate i hate that like you have to like it takes time it's just maintenance it's like growing a garden it's just maintaining your skin and it's better to start young and do it like early really annoying about like doing all this skincare shit and you're just like okay what what's making my skin you look better though is it the red light is it this moisturizer that i'm using is it this eye cream that i'm using i don't really put on night cream though i'm not like a i gotta wash my face before i go to bed i don't like doing that because then it kind of like wakes you up and then yeah like the other day i just put that snail snail the snail cum the snail semen what what the i don't know it's a korean snail semen or is it salmon semen is it salmon no no it said snail it said snail okay snail something i think patricia puts on the like salmon semen or something like that korean snail mucin snail mucin yes okay why did i say cum maybe i was thinking of salmon is salmon semen a thing though in skincare yeah yeah it definitely is so but i did my i did the hydrolytic acid i did the the snail mucin and and i did my eye cream and then i did another moisturizer and i i i looked really looked really good i looked really like i looked like i took care of myself but you got to do this every day yes i can't do it every day but i if i don't put on moisturizer i can like feel it on my face like my skin moisturizer yeah the moisturizer is fine but it's like the just like the layers of just like the moisturizer the yeah the oils the i guess i'm so basic i i do a two-in-one shampoo oh and i got i got a face wash but then again i feel i feel like we got to do it like we don't have to do as much as girls do because you know i feel like they have to put makeup on they have to wash it off that like kind of damages your skin i just learned about edema dex i heard about this it kind of freaked me out what is that what's up it's this little microscopic might that lives on our faces uh it's not no yes no and it reproduces it reproduces like you're having sex on your face right now what what yeah they're they this is what they look like under a microscope right here but and they give you styes they they can um but they're also a leading cause of like rosacea as well oh i got plenty then he's got demon decks all over his face you got critters fucking on your face that's what they look like zoomed in that's like this is like a rendering yeah an artist what does it look like it only shows under her eye like where they live like a lot on your forehead i think from the video i saw of someone like put on like a almost like a sticky type adhesive and then they peeled it off their forehead and then put it under a microscope and showed what it was but it was quite freaky let me find it i saved the video what do you do to like prevent that i think you should just allow those to live on your face because like i think it promotes just like a good was it microbiome of your it's healthy i guess it's like a healthy thing yeah have you seen sunscreen under uv light no is it like are things living in it crazy like crazy as in like very bad just that when you rub it on oh yes like it it goes into your face and like it just looks like nothing but then like click one of those pictures it's giving you proper coverage that's crazy isn't that insane oh wow it's like it makes sense because it's like you're you're blocking the sun like the rays of the sun you could get in trouble for that under a black under uv light for sure you go to a club but you know what i'm surprised but you know what that's they probably the first time they tried sunscreen that's probably that's probably like an issue they're probably like oh we got to make it clear look at that that is crazy it's like it really works canceled imagine you don't see the left version somebody what's like the main ingredient in a uh sunscreen zinc zinc really i believe but then some don't have zinc i don't know they always say like do uh get sunscreen that has zinc in it so is the zinc that that the zinc is what's zinc oxide it offers the broadest protection across all uva and uvb rays and it recognizes it as the safe and effective one according to the fda but you know talk to your dermatologist well matt jared this is the end of our show actually 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