125: Harry Styles & Franz Kafka

direct from the broski nation headquarters in los angeles california this is the broski report with your host britney broski i i'm four man deep in his chairman let me do it again i i'm that sounded timid sd kid if he was nervous i sd kid if he got a little nervous sometimes i i'm four my fuck uh four man deep in his chairman sd kid when he lets the scouse accent slip i'm four men four man deep in his shit um i'm four man deep in his chairman and i'm whipping it around the sababin kilos under the floorboards guys walkie slush i never had name in my say wow welcome back to another episode wow harry styles album announcement wow wow i feel like she sustained a flesh wound what's it called suture suture what's it called tourniquet tourniquet like when some like in a war movie when someone's leg gets blown off and they're like tourniquet tourniquet and you stop the bleeding because obviously you can bleed out so you have to tie the wound and you have to resist the make the arteries it's not always called an artery an artery is just in your heart your um areola oh i mean um um your veins all veins are arteries but not all all arteries are veins but not all veins are arteries where are my arteries okay what the hell they're everywhere bro major major arteries of the body i do like the word artery oh my god there's so many where are my arteries are arteries all throughout the body let's head over to cleveland clinic yeah like i'm gonna get my medical advice from ohio like the risler in ohio like yeah he's my doctor bro you're dead bro the risler's my doctor i'm so cooked we're so cooked chat you have two types of art let me let me actually just scroll a bit up because i got way too excited arteries part of your circulatory cardiovascular system are the blood vessels that bring oxygen-rich blood from your heart to all of your body's cells they play a crucial role in distributing oxygen nutrients and hormones throughout your body there's hormones in my arteries bro okay arteries keep your body alive and healthy by delivering when your cells what your cells and tissues need you have two types of arteries that have slightly different functions both have a role in carrying the oxygen-rich blood from your heart to your body's tissues the first type is elastic and that's like one of the most important things about blood vessels a football player catches the ball absorbing the force from the throw this is the type that gets your blood from your heart before passing it on to other arteries so it's like sucking it out of me the second type muscular is like when they run down the field with the ball getting it to where it needs to go what are these sports analogies okay do you have one for girls okay i'm a girl i comment under the article i'm a girl i'm not understanding this can you put it in terms of makeup and shopping and period this is your blood going to your body's tissues the two types of arteries are elastic and muscular yeah we fucking establish that thank you cleveland thank you risler okay so you do have arteries all throughout your body you have major arteries and now that's making sense because sometimes when they talk about blood clots they talk about the arteries in your legs and i had to actually i should know this i'm an idiot i had to have an ultrasound on some of my veins in my legs because i thought it was uh i used to have this like twitching problem in my right leg and i had to it's always something girl it's always some bullshit i used to have this ticking problem in my right leg that i thought had something to do with my sciatica and who fucking knows because i also went in uh when i when i got my scan an ultrasound on the major arteries throughout my body they did it on the huge one that goes down the inside of your leg and they put the ultrasound gel on and everything it was so weird i was like this is so weird and i was like oh my god this is the closest i'm ever going to get to a real ultrasound because i'm not having kids bro like i'm not doing that to myself so so i went in for that and they were also like we're gonna do an not an mri maybe a cat scan and when they did that they found that i have a herniated disc in my back so not only i have a herniated disc that i think is causing my sciatica because it's pinching a nerve and then i have this twitching in my leg how did that happen i'm just born like this i'm talking about my sciatica and i think that's really beautiful because the more specific songwriting is the more personally it touches you you know um so i went in and they were like yeah we don't know what's causing it but also your spine's a bit fucked up it's not even my spine it's just like the most important almost like connection in my body other than where you're the base of your spot um britney broski pick out the parts of the body and point to it on a map challenge human body and i i swear to god i'm gonna be like i have no idea i don't know what that is i don't know what it does but ow help fix it um fucking um um goddamn um what is that called whatever that's called it's at the base of your spinal column and it connects to like your your uh not tibula not fibula connor wood um it's connected to like your tailbone your sciatic nerve and all of that like that's a really crucial point in the body where a bunch of different systems come together and then the other one is at the top of your spine at the base of your brain stem all that shit okay i don't know anyway holy shit no one cares let's move on wow no one cares okay i'm a scouser we don't get knocked out harry styles album announcement harry styles album announcement um yeah harry styles album announcement i just think that i have no idea what we're in for harry's house was a kind of departure from the fine line of it all but at the same time at the same time very similar right in terms of aesthetics in terms of colorful happy lightness now the theme of this being disco i i will say i have no idea what to expect okay british white boy doing disco i don't really know what to expect hoping for like a rupaul feature on the album don't know oh my god i don't even really think about features i wonder who he doesn't do features has harry styles ever done a feature no he's never done a feature what the bruh is that true every single album is just him that's actually true i don't know what to expect actually kind of gag that's i had never put two and two together before he doesn't need it but it's not even about needing it in terms of marketing or relevance like obviously he's the most relevant he has 51 million monthly listeners on spotify also this picture i have not seen this photo actually before i saw the yellow i haven't seen this specific picture wow is that a big ass spoon it appears to be he is in italy of some he's in a kitchen i see grapes i'm assuming this is probably in europe somewhere he does he loves italy wow i just spoke to him he loved italy he told me i actually just had a word with him he said that this was shot in italy no i don't know this feels very on the same page but obviously he's a bit older now so what has harry learned in his spiritual journey of the last three years was harry's house 2022 fuck harry styles 2017 fine line 2019 harry's house 2022 2026 that's a long time four years bro wow okay very excited to see what's going on there okay let's get into what i've been loving recently because isn't that the point of this podcast and i want to share the things in my life that are kind of giving me joy and making me happy i would like to share that with you guys because who knows probably i'm not going to be able to share that with you guys we will find community with each other that's like the whole point right like broski nation like that's how you live here so let me just shut the hell up and get into it i am making it my mission of this year to reconnect with 16 year old me i really want to find which funnily enough was 2016 no when was i 16 1997 plus 16 2013 okay so i'm off by about three years um so i was gonna say which was 10 years ago exactly but no it's not In my head, I'm, in my head, I don't know how old I am. I've kind of always been here, that's how I feel. In my head, I am an ever-present, immortal being. Oh, and by the way, we have book club to get to because I finished two more books. Guys, my reading challenge this year is 30 books. It's January 19th when I'm recording this, and I've already read four, five this year. Now, granted, they are small, but they're books I've always wanted to read, so I'll get into that in a second. Okay, 2016, I was 19. I was in college, so fuck all that. I'm reconnecting with 16-year-old me because I don't think anything has really changed in my atomic cellular makeup from when I was 16 to whatever age I am now. I do think of myself as the creature from Frankenstein. I really am evergreen. You know, I've always kind of been hanging around here, and sometimes I get these, these moments, call it deja vu, call it, you know, spatial awareness. I don't know, but I'll look around or I'll get a feeling where I'm like, I've lived this a hundred times. I've lived this a hundred times over, and I will gladly keep reliving it. I love being alive. I do. I love it. Being alive is my passion. And then there's a dark B-side to that statement that is like my biggest fear in life other than death is that I'm not living my life. To the fullest that I am wasting it away. And part of that might be a mental thing. Like I'm a woman. I have complex emotions and my hormones really dictate whether or not I have a good day. And there are times where I'm like, the only thing I want to do, like imaginable on this planet right now is lay in my bed and watch TikTok. And that's, yes, I'm a slave to technology and I'm a slave to dopamine hits. Give me another fucking hit of smack from TikTok.gov. And some days I'm like, I wish, it did get banned because then I would be free. But then that's not true, right? My brain has been rewired. I'm going to look for those short-term dope hits from any app that is willing to give it to me. So I do think I would have had a bit of transfer addiction if TikTok got banned. For the record, I'm glad it didn't. But sometimes I do have that thought. Now, back to what I was saying. I often fear that in those moments, my youth, the. Temporary nature of my youth is not on the forefront of my mind when I'm laying in bed scrolling TikTok like a monkey, okay? When I'm like a monkey with symbols watching AI baby hit the whip and nay-nay, I'm like, I'm squandering my youth. Like, that's what I think after I lock my phone. I'm like, I'll never get those four hours back that I just spent when I could have been enjoying, you know, so here's what I've been trying to do recently because beating myself up, gets me nowhere. And that's something that I learned from anxiety therapy. I started seeing this anxiety specialist about a year ago. I stopped because I was like, I got this, queen. I don't. I should probably start seeing her again. But she kind of told me in those moments, like, okay, you beat yourself up. Now actually do something about it. Do you want to sit in this locked padded chamber that's like, I'm so stupid and undeserved and I'm just, and I'm like flogging myself in the public square? Or do you just say, okay, I did that. Let's move on. You know what I mean? That was a decision I made. It's one of 800 billion decisions you'll make in your entire life. Not all of them are going to be hits. Let's move on. There is no use in punishing yourself for a mistake you made in your own mind. So that's kind of been helping me recently of if I don't agree with that choice to lay in bed for four hours and doom scroll, I always have tomorrow to like not do that. Some days I win, some days I lose. In the spirit of that, of trying to get off my phone, I want to share some things that I have been watching or, you know, have on in the background while I do things, things that get me out of bed and also just some general things I've been loving because I feel like I haven't done this since the 100th episode where I did the 100 things that I've been loving. And this one little piece of hair, I'm so frustrated. I'm about to just rip it out of my skull, okay? And that's saying a lot because I don't have that much hair to spare. I might start minoxidil soon, okay? These inches, this is not my hair. This is fake human hair that did not grow from my head, okay? I've got about six pieces of hair still. And I really do think I'm about to start minoxidil and I think it all is related to my hormones and it's related to PCOS and there's obviously no cure for PCOS. You just deal with it. So, and the nature of dealing with it, I've been watching this shit on YouTube. I'm back on my National Geographic shit. Sometimes I'll be in the mood to watch because they really push it to me on the browse page. The Egyptian tomb stuff. Look, say what you will about the profession of archaeology. Say what you will about that. I sometimes watch that stuff and I'm like, I don't, maybe I'm woke. Maybe woke got to me. But I'm like, I don't think we should be disturbing some of that stuff. Of course, for the studies, the study of human history and like Egyptology in general. Yes, it is important. And so much of modern technology is traceable back to the ancient Egyptians. Yes, all of this is kind of established. I just, it makes me a bit nervous when I watch some of these specials or documentaries on like unearthing the tomb of da-da-da-da-da. And I'm like, I want to watch something else. Superstitious. I don't know. It makes me sometimes like chewing my nails. So in lieu of that, sometimes I love the ancient Roman shit, obviously, but recently I've been into not ancient France, but like France, the history of France. Like if you go back to Vikings and how the, the Vikings were more feared than like the devil himself, sometimes. There was this prayer in England, I believe, way, way, way, way long ago, that was like protect us from drought and hunger and protect us from the Vikings. Like that, it was a prayer they would say at night because they were that feared, that revered, that not revered, but I guess their legacy spread far and wide across Europe. Okay. The Vikings and all of the different tribes way back when, before Europe was settled, you had the Normans who went to France, I'm pretty sure. And the Anglos who settled UK and Ireland, Angle land, which ended up being England. And then from that, you start to get the evolution. I might be talking shit. You get the evolution. You get the evolution of the French language, the English language, and all of the Germanic languages in the North. Okay. If there are any, guys, I am not a historian. This is, I'm just recollecting what I heard high last night off this documentary. So with that in mind, that was my jumping off point of like, the Vikings were low key, super smart, but also very barbaric. And they had their own customs and traditions, very entertaining and exciting, but I kind of tuned out because I was cleaning my room. And then from there, I started watching this other documentary about Baroque and about Rococo and about Romanesque and about, you know, the architecture and how the city of Paris was constructed and all the different bridges and all the arrondissements, like all the different sections of Paris, how the churches were the center, how obviously the French revolution is, we know it. We're familiar. 1789, it was a class war. It was the extravagance of the elite got to a point where when you have a starving populous and you are living at the palace of Versailles, how did you ever think that was going to work out for you? Queen, they're coming for you and you're going to die. You're actually dead. You're dead in the water, pal. So, oh my God. And I had this crazy, sometimes I recall revelations I had in my youth and I still am in my youth. Thank you very much. Sometimes I recall revelations I had in my youth. One, the one that just came to mind is I went to the palace of Versailles when I was in, when I had graduated high school, we went. I think it's the only time I went. So I was 18 and I had just come out of my AP European history class. I was deep in my art history shit. Like I was fresh out of that academic environment. So not only did I have an in-depth understanding of it, it was fresh on my mind. We were at Versailles and we were doing a guided tour and you walk from room to room and there's little plaques and you have the headphones, whatever. There was a moment where we're standing in either the King's bed chamber, Louis XIV, or maybe it was Marie Antoinette's. I can't remember, but it was a forward facing bedroom chamber with all the beautiful, the ceilings are so high and everything is adorned. and gold. And it's just like extravagance. And this is a recreation. I mean, it's not the original fabric and cloth and all that, but oh my God, I'm standing there and I'm looking out the window onto the kind of courtyard, the entrance to the palace. And I'm seeing in my mind's eye, imagine being one of the royals and an angry horde of starving, angry, rage-fueled peasants are at your door. Bitch, you're dead. And guess what? You let that happen. That is entirely your fault. And so I remember standing there and there's no other way to describe it than this that-so-raven moment of like, I went into my eye and I was looking around like AR, augmented reality. And I'm like, what the fuck? That is the place. That's literally where it happened. I had another feeling like that the first time I went to the Sistine Chapel. And I think I've talked about this on here before. Never in my life have I felt more real and alive. Sometimes I feel like I'm just going through the motions of living and you got to do this, you got to do the dishes, whatever. I don't always have the passion for life that I claim to on this podcast. Even if I do, I don't always have the passion for life that I claim to on this podcast. Even though that is my top line. I am deathly afraid of death because I don't want to die. I love living so much. Buried in that statement is, of course, all the mundane minutiae of daily life that's annoying and you don't want to do it. And it takes you out of being present. In that moment, I don't think I've ever been more present than standing in the Sistine Chapel and the tour guide being like, you cannot take photos. That helped because you are forced to stand there and be like, I will probably never be in this building again. And this building is crucial to understanding human history. And to think like, Michelangelo probably didn't know that when he was commissioned to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling and the last judgment on the wall and whatever. This was just a job for him. And of course, he was an old man by the time he got commissioned. To do that painting by candlelight on the scaffolding and all this. It's like, I don't, you never know in the moment if you are impacting, I guess, just how far the ripples of your impact will go. It can be one stone in the water. And look, that was painted 400, 400 years ago, 500 years ago. And we're still ogling and ogling at it with our next cranes to the ceiling. That was a moment where I looked up and it literally brought tears. And I'm not religious like that, but it was a religious experience to be like, I am one of millions, billions of people that have walked these walls, walked these halls and have admired the work of his hand. And by his, I mean Michelangelo. It was just a feeling that I've never felt so small. I've never felt so human. I've never felt connected to the entire history and future of humanity. It was a magical, spiritual, in my body experience. Those moments feel very few and far in between. And I don't think you should have to travel far and wide to have those feelings and experiences. But for me, those were two where I was like, this feels stupid to say, but like so much has happened before me. We get so in our head. Like all of the, it doesn't matter. And can I say something? Some of my friends are beefing right now and I wish that I could like say the right thing in the moment to be like, y'all, this doesn't matter. Of course our feelings matter and feeling validated. And if you feel slighted or you feel unheard or, you know, unappreciated, all of these things matter, but we're adults. Oh my God, I'm over it. Like I'm over it. We're too fucking old and you are missing life. Life is passing you by. If this is how you spend every day. And of course I take my own advice sometimes. Yes. And that's the beauty of life. It's complicated. Okay. But I just wanted to kind of get that off my chest. Okay. Yeah. I've been loving those. I've been loving the French revolution documentaries. I've watched this cool YouTube video about the Victorian language of flowers. You can go find that video on YouTube. I'm not sure who made it really interesting and really also interesting to make a video on something that there is no concrete index for, like there's no appendix to is that the word? Yeah. The appendix. Yeah. In addition to a written work containing supplementary material, not essential to the main text, but useful for reference. Yeah. There's no appendix to the language of flowers, but I do think that it's an interesting, say interesting one more time to see how we communicate with material objects, whether that be Valentine's day, whether that be, you know, cards, whatever. I think that flowers, their meanings maybe are not as rigid as they used to be. If you were sending an incognito message to your lover by sending flowers, flowers could mean anything. It's just a nice gesture. Sometimes it's congratulations. Sometimes it's condolences. Sometimes it's celebratory. Sometimes it's a declaration of love. It's friends. It's whatever. I mean, there's so many hidden meanings in the flowers and the specific flowers that you pick and the colors and the arrangement of colors, the combination of whatever, what time of day it was delivered. All this shit's crazy. And I wanted to send a love note to whoever girl T right. If you get, you get a bouquet and you're like, yes, this means that's crazy. So I watched that high when I was like, damn, I need to, I need to bring this back. But then the points kind of missed if in the card, I'm like, red roses mean this. Carnelians mean this. So here, try to put together what I'm saying. I feel it resting on my revive the language of flowers. Okay. So I'm going to, I'm going to work on that while you guys are, while you guys are living, I'm going to be working on that in my, in my office. Okay. Here's some other things I've been loving. I'm going to kind of speed run them. Candid photos of Jacob Elordi. That one of him with the grill. Don't just don't the one of him in the airport. I know that obviously leave him alone, but I enjoy looking at his airport fits. Any photos of Jacob Elordi I'm kind of with Caleb on that front of like, yeah, just go ahead and send them to me. If y'all have any favorite photos of Jacob Elordi, go ahead and send them to me. My DMs are open. Another thing I've been loving is the combination of gray and maroon. Is maroon the same as burgundy? I've always called it maroon. I think they're the same color. And I think you guys are just being annoying. Maroon versus burgundy. Girl, it's the same thing. Maroon, maroon is a brownish red leaning warm and earthy named after chestnuts. While burgundy is a purplish red leaning cool and sophisticated named after burgundy wine. The main difference is the undertone. Maroon has brown making it warmer and muted. Whereas burgundy has purple. Okay. I'm I guess that's good to know. And I guess I'm an idiot. I guess I'm a big babbling idiot. I've been loving that combination. Whatever, whichever you want, I guess burgundy gray and burgundy really has been hitting for me lately. I like to do a gray sweater with a burgundy skirt and a little burgundy neck scarf and maybe a loafer and a white sock and maybe like an updo with some glasses. Okay. This is what I've been into lately as well. Organizing your bedside table. If you have anything that, you keep by your bed that like hold shit, it doesn't have to be a table. Maybe it has drawers. Maybe it's just a little, you know, stand that you, whatever. Present it in a cleanly and organized way. And I think your life will improve. I just organized my bedside table. It has a drawer and inside I bought some of those, those dinky little plastic organizers. One of them has all my hand creams and my eczema shit, by the way, it's eczema season, happy eczema day and week and month and to anyone who celebrates we're peeling and we're red. Yay. My, my lip chapsticks. And then in another one, I have all my bookmarks. Y'all know I collect bookmarks and I swap the theme to whatever the theme of the book it is that I'm reading. And then in another one, I have like pins and highlighters and little tab tabs to annotate books with. And then on the far, far side, I have who gives a fuck. I have like mace, scissors, a box opener, and I have like a little book. And then I have like a little book. think, well, I have my mace in my nightstand drawer, you know, but honestly I organized it and it's so clean and I know where everything is and it just, it improved my life by about like 7%. So I would really recommend that. I've been loving Avatar edits, Jake Sully, Ex Neytiri. I really am back. I'm so back. I don't know if I ever left, but for some reason, I guess the third one didn't get good reviews. I haven't seen it. Spider, the little white guy with dreads, who gives a fuck about him? I don't care. And he's also the general's son. I don't give a fuck. Oh my God, I don't give a fuck. There's so much else in that world that I feel like, I don't know. But again, I haven't seen the movie. I've just been seeing other people's opinions on the internet as you do. And yeah, all that to say, if there's an edit of that, I'm going to give it a go. If there's an edit of that, I'm going to give it a go. emotional weight. So I really liked her translation. It was very easy to follow and it was very, it captured his sense of humor, which I appreciate. And in the end, she also had some, so here was my review of Metamorphosis by Kafka. Okay. My interpretation or rather my takeaway is the concept of inaction. Okay. Actually, this is a spoiler. If you've never read Metamorphosis and if you're going to, I'd skip ahead about two minutes. And if you don't give a fuck, then just stay. Gregor was low-key a cuck. He rolled over and took it in his human life. So why would he not do the same in his beetle life? Who's to say if his transformation was some kind of punishment, some test, some opportunity, it ultimately doesn't matter. Because he squandered it and bro died the same way he lived, subservient and lacking self-agency. I loved Susan Bernofsky's translatory choices and Cronenberg's intro in this edition. He spotlighted how the family reacted in a materialistic, petty, and perfunctory way, never once pausing to reflect on a potential deeper meaning of Gregor's metamorphosis. It's a very simplistic text with nothing to be gleaned from the supporting characters. And Gregor was too damn stupid to offer us any real insight other than conformity. and subsequent melancholy for his new reality. So I think that a text like this, I need to dive a bit deeper into it because while there's takeaways to be had or, you know, however the book left me feeling personally, I think that an author like Kafka and a book like this has such an incredible ripple effect that I'm honestly, I will admit, like I'm not studied up on it. And I am absolutely no authority to come on here and talk about, you know, Kafka's significance in the literary community. I'm not going to even attempt to do that. That was my takeaway from Metamorphosis. And I hope that the more that I read Kafka, you know, the more I'll understand. For all you Kafka enthusiasts out there, it literally is like, I feel like I'm fucking with the Swifties of the literary community. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Take it with a grain of salt, what I have to say. Now, the next thing that I read was a collection of short stories by Mary Shelley. This is called Transformation by Mary Shelley. This was a collection of three short stories, Transformation, The Invisible Girl, and The Mortal Immortal. I really liked Transformation and The Mortal Immortal. I always, I don't know why, but I am gravitated. I always gravitate towards stories about immortality. I don't know why. It's a common theme on this dumbass podcast. Why do I always talk about being immortal? Like, it's going to happen to me. Like, it's a real concern. Like, guys, I'm telling you, trust me, I'm immortal. You don't want to do this. You don't want to be like me. Like, I don't know why I think it's a very serious obsession. I have very hard opinions on immortality. Never once is that going to be an issue in my life. The Mortal Immortal. It's honestly funny. The Mortal Immortal and Transformation, because they have some similar throughlines through Frankenstein of dicking with scientific exploration and research, of dicking with your corporeal structure, and Transformation deals with swapping bodies with someone, which is interesting. And there's a moral lesson to be learned. There's a moral lesson to be learned from doing this. You know, if you want to trade spirits or you want to trade bodies with someone, there are consequences to that. And there's so much to think about of why did you ever think it was worth it and not taking your body or, I guess, taking your body for granted. I found it really interesting. And then the final one, Mortal Immortal, was about a guy takes like a potion. Not a potion. It was scientific. A scientist created a tincture full of, you know, an immortal potion, an immortal compound, and the guy drank it and outlives everyone. And hearing all of his lamentations about everything and everyone I have ever loved is gone. And it's just me. He wanders the earth, always loving and losing. Like, oh, that's the side. That's the side of it that's like any happiness is temporary. And I guess that's true of normal human life. But this specifically, you are doomed to repeat the cycle over and over and over of loving and losing and always ending up alone. Fuck. And then he said in the end, he comes up with a solution for how to end it all. And it wasn't suicide. It wasn't whatever. I think I underlined how she. Oh, yeah. Here. Listen to how she describes immortality. She's like, why is this my fixation? A sailor without rudder or compass tossed on a stormy sea. A traveler lost on a widespread heath without landmark or stone to guide him. Such have I been. More lost, more hopeless than either. A nearing ship, a gleam from some far caught may save them. But I have no beacon except the hope of death. Death. Mysterious. Ill-visaged. Friend of weak humanity. Why alone of all mortals have you cast me from your sheltering fold? Oh, for the peace of the grave. The deep silence of the iron-bound tomb. That thought would cease to work in my brain and my heart beat no more with emotions varied only by new forms of sadness. But again, who shall number the years of the half of eternity? What the fuck? It's so good. I don't know why. I do know why. It's because it seems maybe one day probable. Is that why? I need to do some introspection on why I'm obsessed with immortality. Maybe the idea of we have been, we as humans are capable of cloning. That's a thing that we like figured out how to do. We're capable of creating vaccines. We're capable of dicking with the, the very foundations and structural makeups of life itself. It intrigues me. And maybe immortality doesn't feel too far off. Maybe that's why I'm like worried about it. I don't know. I don't know. I really enjoyed these two books. I'm about to start The Turn of the Screw by Henry James, which is a ghost story. And I started, I started the first, I'm on like page 11. Oh my God. The language is just so, part of me loves it, but part of me is like, oh my God, it's so superfluous. Just get to the point. Like you either have that, which is an extreme or something like a John Steinbeck or whatever, versus someone like George Orwell, where his approach to writing was use as few words as you need to deliver the message. Keep it simple, keep it whatever, but still it's intelligent writing. He just had an issue with the like over the top using 30 words to describe something that requires two. And of course I understand that approach. It's kind of conservative versus utilizing the English language and all of its capabilities. And so works like Turn of the Screw or anything that's, you know, Gothic, Victorian, whatever. They had such an affinity for language that it's fun to read. Oh my God, I never, I would have the Bronte sisters. I never would have put a sentence together like that, but it's beautiful. It's beautiful. I have such a respect for it and I love to read it, but sometimes I'm like, oh my God, get to the point. So, oh, another thing that I've been obsessed with recently, just kind of in this vein, I listen to KUSC FM. You can listen to KUSC FM from anywhere. It's just a classical station. I love it. I love them so much. It's always playing on my Google. It's just nice to have. I would really recommend putting on classical music in the background. It makes you feel rich. It makes you feel calm. It makes you feel poised. I don't know. I just love it. Okay. Here are my songs of the week. There are a few I've been addicted to and there's a new artist that I hope I'm saying her name right. Sienna Spiro, Spyro, Dream Police. I'm addicted to that fucking song. I keep watching her like live performance of it. On the color show thing. Bitch. I'm addicted to that damn song. I love that song. I also love. Don't Kill the Party by Juicy J and Ty Dolla $ign and Quavo. I love that song. And I love Don Toliver. I don't give a fuck. I listen to Don Toliver all the time. Mood Forever by Beyonce. I'm back on the Lion King soundtrack. I forgot I made a playlist. That was all of the songs from that soundtrack that just have these vocals on it. Amazing. I've been listening to it. over and over and over. Nile, Already, Bigger, Water, all of those songs are, they hit and they really stand the test of time. I love that album. Reliquia by Rosalia. And guys, give me more time with Lux. I need more time with Lux before I come on here and spout my opinions. It's a very personal thing for me. I literally struggle to put into words how much respect I have for her as an artist and how profoundly her art has impacted me. Give me a second before I come on here and run my stupid mouth, okay? That's all I ask. And then last song is Rubber Band Man, again, by Hosier and Mumford and Sons. I love that song. I listen to it all the time, probably once a day, okay? All right, some things to plug. If you don't enjoy the ads on this episode, trust me, I get it. We have a Patreon. We have a Patreon. That's just ad-free, okay? And I'll post on there once a month. It's like a sub stack, a little essay that I write. That's it. You get no bonus content. You get nothing. I want to manage expectations. We have merch, broski.shop, if you would like Moo Moo. Actually, I don't know if the Christmas ones are still on the website. You might've missed your chance. But we have normal Moo Moos and we have Broski Report merch. And soon coming something else. We have an official playlist for the Broski Report. That is one of my favorites. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love is one is fan-made, one is official. We have helpful links in the description always of every single episode of the Broski Report. We also have new YouTube videos coming out soon, guys. I believe this week. So get ready for that. I need everyone at attention. Can you guys stand up? Can you guys get up? We have new YouTube videos coming out. You guys have been yelling at me for two years to get back on YouTube. Guess what? I'm back. Oh, and everyone's silent? Oh, and suddenly none of y'all's fingers work? You can't comment? Whatever. Broski Nation, I'm sick. I need y'all to stand up and get in line. We march at dawn. All units are being deployed at dawn when the YouTube video launches, okay? Then we have, I just want to plug Royal Court. Guys, I have an interview show. Go watch Royal Court, please. We just had Marcelo Hernandez on. He's hilarious, okay? That episode was so fun. Go watch it. It's funny. Go watch it. We've got plenty of people coming on that y'all are just, y'all are going to lose your minds. I cannot say anything further than that. We have one guest that's coming up that I just, I can't, I can't. There's no. RuPaul laugh and blow. Y'all just need to, you need to sit down and you need to strap in because it's happening. Well, a guest that we have wanted from the very beginning is finally happening and I just can't. Okay. I love you guys to death. Thanks for listening. Every single week, thank you for listening. Thank you for commenting. Thank you for engaging. Thank you for making edits. Thank you for putting me in Hope Corps edits. Thank you for loving me and for listening to the bullshit I have to say. Thank you for watching. I'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Thank you for finding community with me. Thank you for finding friends that are also fans of me. Thank you for paying attention because attention is currency. I appreciate you more than you'll ever know. And with that, be good, be safe, and I'll talk to you next week. Bye. Thank you.