Harper Zilmer's Breakup!

They made a list of a bunch of influencers that are broken up and they have all made videos. So today, we're gonna watch influencer break up videos, and we're gonna react to them. And pick a side! In this video, I'm not trying to slander Benny's name at all. I just want you all to know the whole truth and only the truth. I'm knowing this very shruggy because I was just not like that. Why are you making that face now? Are you saying that you lied in the video? I lied in the video because I was trying not to slander his name like I said in the beginning. I said Benny was a great person, he was a great boy from a while we lasted. Which is partly true, but also the long distance thing was hard and the fact that he cheated on me is also terrible. So if you're a good boy for any of you wouldn't cheat. What's up guys, we have big news, we have big news today. More large news. Well, we have more big news because the episode got deleted, so we're back. We're back with big news again. We already announced this news. We are the episode on the podcast called "Deleted." Oh my gosh, you're so slow. I was watching it last night. No, no, no, no, this, yeah, you're right. We did already announce this news. This is the reiteration of the news that we deleted. Yeah. Okay, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't already up on the page. Okay, she doesn't know. It wasn't already up on the page, so it wasn't up on the page. The news is you guys already know the news. Actually, unless you didn't watch our last episode, which is kind of embarrassing, isn't it? But we have been nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award as favorite podcast. Year two. Year two. Last year. Spoiler alert. Last year, we won. We won. Can't believe it. So we need you guys to go to that again. Everyone go to the Nickelodeon. Go spend the votes. Like, cross their website. Yes. Why? Spoiler name. Maybe they haven't got to that part of the season yet. But go to the Nickelodeon website, type in "Favorite Podcasts" on Nickelodeon on whatever on Safari. We should really get this straight because Cash is always saying the wrong thing. Yeah, I don't really know what it is. He's like, "Do something on the internet and it'll work out for you." If you look up like "Favorite Podcasts" Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, it'll pop up. You can go vote for us as your favorite podcast, everyone. Yes. So then we can have two blimps. Yes. Two blimps, not just one. Oh my gosh. Wow. I'm not kidding. That's insane. How do you feel about it? Okay, you've won. Type in. If you're on Google, type in "Catch Choice Awards" 2026. Click the first link and then it'll save vote here. Yeah, but then you got your favorite podcast and go vote for our podcast. You got to vote for everybody. And then when you get to favorite podcast, you've made it and you click it. Oh, please. Do not misclick. Yes. Very important. You did do that on the last episode. I did. I did. I didn't leave out for the other people. Do I look like a fall mom dog? Yeah. Dog mom? You're about to put him to sleep, honestly. Yeah. His eyes are like that. He's like in the nail scratches. He's so cute. Would you ever get a dog like that? Oh, yeah. I know it's high maintenance, but I would carry it everywhere with me and my purse. I feel like you're more of a cat person. No. What? You feel like that? No. I don't like cats. Actually, okay. I'm sorry for all the cat people. I feel like a lot of our viewers are cat people, but I do like cats, but I just don't like how selfish they are. Like, you're selfish. They're sweet. Like, some cats are nice, but the ones I've met, they scratch my eyes. It really depends on the cat, because I've had a cat that was really mean. I still loved it, but it was mean. And I've had another cat that was the sweetest thing ever. Like, you could literally hold it upside down. Really? You can just lay around. I just loved people. I feel like I look like a cat person in a way, but I'm more of a dog person. Do I look like a cat person? Yeah. I think you would be a cat person. I'm okay. I think it's just because half the time I see you are like in sweat, so when I imagine a cat person, I imagine them like on a cozy couch with their cat in sweat. In sweat. Yeah. Airport you is definitely a cat person. Okay. Well, recently I've been up here in my game and wearing cute outfits. You happen? Yeah. To the airport? No. Actually, yeah. To the airport, too. Oh, wow. My airport feel was kind of cute last time. Wearing a cute outfit to the airport is a struggle. It really is. Yeah. Because I was full rigid on the plane. I remember I went on a trip actually with Cash and Kate and Maabric and Kenzie and yeah. And I went on a trip with them and it was like it was so fun. It was so fun. Look at how she's holding his head. Oh yeah. The way your holding his head is making me uncomfortable. The way your holding his head is making you a cat person. Right now. No. He needs to support. He needs to support because I was holding his head. He's literally falling asleep in it. I'm not going to lie. He's in heaven. He's holding his neck earlier. I was holding his neck earlier and it was like choking him. That trip was crazy because that was the first time Harper traveled with us without her mommy. Yeah. I'm growing up. Yeah. Wow. Also I feel like it's kind of, I don't know why I sit in a new chair every time because I feel like you can't even see the chair. Yeah. I feel like I'm too big. I'm growing up and I'm holding people. I'm helping out people. You should sit in it backwards. Oh yeah. It's possible. I'm sitting in a stroller in case you guys can't see it but I feel like they can. It's a stiched stroller. Huh? Would you ever want to stop this? No. No. No chair would be good here just permanently. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. So a guy that I talked to during summer, he had, he like had this like secret thing that you do stitch voice and it was, I gave me the egg because he would like try to show it off. But like, never do that. No, no, no, no. What? He would like, he would, no, he would show it off, he would show it off nonchalantly and like try to act like I would like recognize the stitch voice and he would do that or like answer a question and I was like, I know you can do a stitch voice. You've done it like 20 times, but I was like, "Oh, that's a stitch boy." Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait (Laughter) I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna say, "What do you even say?" You said, "Can I get a blueberry slushie?" What the? Wait, where's that slushie machine though? Oh, it's over there. We need to get slushie mix. No, we don't need slushie mix, we can make plain slushies for the healthier people over here. You mean ice? What is that? What's a plain slushie? I'll take mom with us. I love stitch. I wish it was a real thing. I didn't see it. Or the peg from Moana. I never watched that. The peg from Moana. Never seen Moana. Nobody. Nobody. It doesn't really do anything though. He's just a baby. He's so cute. He reminds me of Copper. You can't get one of those. Yeah, you can. I think it's it. I do like pigs. You know, some people get like the little like pigs like as dogs in their house. I had a friend who had one little pot belly pig. Of course he did. Of course he did. A pot belly. He got big though. Oh. It's a pot belly pig. So he's like stomach was hanging on the ground. I would, if I got a peg, I'd probably want it to be like a miniature peg forever. There's a, there's someone in this area that has a peg and they'll let it out in the front yard. It's a big pig. That thing's like ready. Yeah, and pigs like to ram people. They like to ram into people. No. Goats and pigs. I don't know what goes well, I was in Costa Rica and no, and they lived. Oh, pigs probably do. They probably do. You need to go to that place where you can swim with pigs. Where is that? Swimming pigs. Maybe it's in the Bahamas. No, it's the Bahamas. Bahamas. There's a lot of those islands down there. Where are the swimming pigs? I feel like the copper's being choked out. Oh, chopper. Chopper. I can't cook anything. Yo. K chopper. Oh, and also another thing is a pig. So yeah, a pig in what's it called? Costa Rica. It was hanging out in the pigs because we were about to cook them to eat them. No, because they all have them on a farm and the chickens. And we saw a chicken get killed and they grabbed a snack and swung it around. It was really sad. But anyways, I didn't-- This isn't an excursion. This isn't an excursion. I didn't eat the chickens. We went through the down vacation. It was a slaughterhouse. And yeah, and basically there was a mom big and a bunch of baby pigs. And the baby pigs were so cute, but we had to cook them and eat them. I didn't eat it. I was vegetarian that whole trip. That whole trip. That whole trip. That whole trip. What type of an excursion is that? It was the PG-13. Do you remember that? Oh, you must have to take a boat out there because it's called Pig Beach. It's like an uninhabited island, so you have to take a boat over to it. But it's in the Bahamas. You should go. Yeah, we've got to go see the pigs. Pig line. Can you all speak pig line? Yeah, I remember we did it that one time. We did. We did. Yeah, that's the word, and you take the first letter and put it that into the word, and then add A. That's the same thing as gibberish, right? I don't know. It would be like ash-k. It would be a whole scot. Or what am I? E-harper. No. It always has to end with A. Colsa. E-harpera. A. Colsa. Colsa A. Your name would be N-Z-A. Yeah, N-Z-K. N-Z-K. What are you trying to say? I'm Colsa. E-harpera. Maybe I sound dumb. A-viricum-k. What should I say? It's cool. Oh. A-viricum-k. A-viricum-k. Wait, what am I, Kenzie? You say cool-say. Arper. You'd be Arper-ay. Arper-ay. Arper-ay. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like talking Hebrew or something. It makes me think too much. I don't want that. What? Talking Hebrew? What does that even? Talking. She said you're thinking, "What is that?" Hebrew is a language. Did she say you're going to get kids over saying Hebrew? Yeah. Well, you don't know. These days, people kind of go crazy. Yeah, they're dumb. It's like saying, "Doward Spanish." I'm sorry. Maybe I shouldn't say this. Or English. No. Wait, no. What are you going to say? Unfortunately, not for me. No, Ken. Let's hear it. Try putting it in nice words. I just follow somebody on Instagram who had a dog. And they got the dog. And then. One of them was allergic to the dog, so they had to get rid of the dog, and they're just rehoming the dog. They're just rehoming it. This is not where I thought this story was. I had no clue. It was. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just saying that she's getting a lot of, she's getting like a lot of hate for it in her comments right now because this dog, one of them is allergic to, and then also it has like behavioral issues that they weren't like enjoying, but she's also like, they're having a baby. She's like, we can't have this dog with behavioral issues around the baby that also causes allergies for us. So she's saying they're allergic to dogs already? No, they had a dog. They had a dog, but this dog is not, I guess it's probably, he's probably not a hyperallergenic one. I see. And they discovered that one of them is like allergic to him, so she's like, we have to rehome him. Well, that's not fair. If they didn't already know. I was wondering if she's thoughts on this. Well, she's just getting torn apart, and I feel bad, I'm like, well, the dog's not going, she's not sending him to the pound. She's not feeling. Should we rehome the dog? So like, we take it for views. Brow. When we get views, if we took the dog. Oh my gosh, that's a horrible reason to take it all. That's canceling material. I'm probably looking to cancel for that. She could cancel for that. You could cancel for anything. We didn't get another dog anyways. Huh? I was saying, oh, I was saying Harper's getting canceled, or Harper said, you can get canceled for anything. And I just made me think of that that she's getting torn apart because they're allergic to the dog and they have to rehome it. Yeah. And I'm like, you were a little bit, I do kind of sound like-- I feel as heartbeat. You know, do you ever like when you're like hanging out or like hugging somebody for a long period of time, you feel they're heartbeat or how they're breathing, you try to start breathing with them? Oh, yes. I do that every time. Yes, it stresses me out. Maverick's so fast. Really? You breathe like-- You definitely have a heartbeat. Like, that's fast. No, no, cash does too. Yeah, feel-- I breathe fast? Yeah, if I try to do yours, I start like getting-- Is this figure? No, no. You can't put it on tight. Just-- I can try to measure your heartbeat with it. Let's guess Maverick's heartbeat. Harvard loves her or something. His heart rate? Wait, will it actually tell you like pretty quickly? It's probably so dirty right now. Why? I don't know where it is. Your heart rate is like 105. Oh. 105. Yeah. Okay. Wait, right now it's probably like 80. I was going to say like 98. 98%. All right. So eight minutes ago, my heart rate was 130 beats per minute. Hey. You think so? No, because I was stressing because I was late to the podcast. Oh. I don't think that was eight minutes ago. You're welcome. Anyways, all right. Let's see this. I was going to say-- I'm measuring your heart rate right now. Oh. It's actually 6.71. I told you. Get a little nervous. Why do you-- Do you say-- Do me, do me. I want to do me. I want to do me. Oh, seven minutes ago. Let's do six. Let's go. Mine was-- Wait, give it to me. I want to try two. Yo. No. No, no, don't break it. You have a problem. Here, Ken, use mine. Cash, you should not put this on. Put your finger right here on any of them. Nope. Cash's fingers are chunky. Yeah. Let's go. Like Vienna sausages. Yeah, those sausages get stuck in here. Yeah, come on. Give me two. You like cut and sausages? Yeah. That's what we got. Oh. Give me the ring. We got to cut those things. You don't want to put this on. Yeah. And you're going to have to pay me $600. Oh my gosh. I feel like I can feel my heart beating through my finger right now. You can feel your pulse when you think about it. Put it on your pinky. Is that good? No, wait. We should all get, or wait. I have, me and Harbor have a ring. You guys should all get a ring. Put on your pinky finger. How long does it take? I don't know. I've never done this before. Hey, and make sure the line on the ring is on your, on the palm of your finger. Like that. Is the line on it? Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. Are you ready? Measure. All right. Hold still. It says. How long does your ordering last you? Like lower your heart beat. Can you see how high we can get mine? Get nervous. What was yours at? What was yours at? What was yours at? 64. Oh my gosh. I'm a better athlete than the both of you. Oh, it's right. It went to 72. No, the lower your resting heart rate, the more athletic you are. Mine's 62 right now. Bro, you're going to have to speed up. No, 66. It's 70. It's 76. It's 72. Is this your rest? No, you need to stop it. That's the hard stress. My heart's stressing right now because my thing's so high. You need, you need to hold still. What? Because once you're on it. I'm able to read. All right. Let's see. Can we go down the stairs? Wait, no, no. You can't do it. Yeah. You have to hold still. I don't think going down the stairs is going to do anything. I like going down, but I also don't. I feel like it'll stress me out. I love mine. Yeah, or rings definitely stress you out more. Okay. You need to hold still. Hold still. Okay. It's trying to measure. Don't breathe in your mic. It's going. It looks like he's unable to do that. You don't even have to do that. You can just do that. One of two things either. This thing is a joke or it's a bit of pending. It's probably because it's on his big pinky finger. What? Oh, it's 84. 84. 92. Oh, whoa. 122. 128. Okay. That's the top in there. I think you're going to start coming down, hopefully. I sure hope so. 128. You can't get the 200. I just doubled my feet. Let me try to get the 200. Because my heart problems are ready. You just take it off your own finger. You're like dying. Like I seriously, I think 200. You're like dying. Really? No. I hate it. Y'all. It's literally stuck on his finger. It was stressful. Yeah. It was. It was stressful. Get some butter. Wait, why is my heart rate so high right now? That's just your resting heart rate. That's not good. What's your average resting heart rate? My average, it says daytime lowest average of 75 beats. That is kind of high. I've been telling y'all. My chest has. I think I have heart issues. What do you want to do? I want to learn more racing heart rate. Okay. Hey, I'm not the heart rates. Can we get to the title of this video? Yes. What are you doing to Copper? It's kind of like an abusing in my heart rate. Okay. I'm not the heart rates. Yes. - Yeah, Harper is like, don't around like a piñata. - He's so cute again. - He is so cute. - That chopper. - Hello, my name is Copper. - You made a breakout video, do you remember that? - What? - Do you remember when you made a breakout video? - Yeah, why are we bringing that up? - Yeah, 'cause that's what we're supposed to be doing today. We've got to be talking about your breakup video today. Well, and- Oh, no, I turned in the sit. No, I didn't say that. You said sit? Like with a list. OK. OK, well, don't say sit anymore. To be fair, she was looking at the dog. She was like, sit. Man, the timing was crazy. OK. OK. Yeah, looking at your videos today. Okay, I'm excited dog with a big smile and says it remember the dialogue we were doing last night Oh, that was funny. Kate made a list of a bunch of influencers that are broken up and they have all made videos So today we're gonna watch influencer break-up videos and we're gonna react to them and pick a side Yeah, and we're gonna pick which side we are on the I guess the guy the girl's side you help you pick Oh, I get to pick the influencer. Yeah, sure a pic was over. Why do you want to start with? I feel like if you're an influencer and you put your videos out though You're kind of wanting people to pick a side all right. That's what the guy who started this trend said he said if you're gonna Post a breakup video. I'm allowed to post a video reacting to it. This is true. All right, we're gonna be watching Ben and Lexi's Josh and NASA. Well, there's a lot on the list. I love Nessa Barrett. I was just listening to her on the way here. Apparently she's four nine Yeah, she's really short. She's four nine. She's she's very short. Have you not met her in person? Also Jake and Terry yummy. I think that's half of a foot shorter than me. And Tariyummy's also for nine That's insane. It's like here. Okay. So Jake and Terry yummy tabs and my Tariyummy Tariyummy Tabs and Michael Angelo and Jenny Nick Nick Wilkins and Casey. Cassie. Cassie And I know these people's names. I don't know and Embryon a day read row. All right, first we're gonna start off with Embryon a No, that's wrong. We don't we shouldn't we shouldn't all right, we'll start off with Ben and Lexi All right, especially because we know them and we had them on Embrane a day. Go ahead and Guess the video he has big And it looks like I'm the one that orchestrated this and I did not okay. I'll hold it okay Yeah, you did you made the list only cuz you told me to yeah, cuz I don't really I'm gonna be honest I'm not in touch with influence or break up videos. I'm very in touch with other people's videos All right, tell us the lore all right. We have been in Lexi. Here we go everyone You know, thank I do you think it was real Yes, this whole time been in Lexi. I was their biggest fans and I was on the computer downstairs Crined to the video and I wrote a huge hey comment on it. So what did your hey comment say? I don't remember I was like - 7, 8, 10, I don't usually go with this cash. - She's a liar, the comments are disabled. - No, I commented on it when they were able. Wait, they disabled the comment? - They did disable the comments. I mean, you seem to feel like a Loki wasn't real breakup. - Why, how many years ago was it? - Five years ago. - Probably from a hate comment. That's probably why they disabled it. - Oh yeah, so you were 12. - That's hard. - Yeah, hard for comment on it. We got to disable these. - 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. - Okay, we got bidding like these. Here we go. Let's watch that video and pick a side. [SCREAMS] We'll pause it. Why-- why is she laughing? I'm on Ben's side. Why is she laughing? Wait, Ben's farting. You-- That was the start of the video. Never mind, I'm on the first side. The intro is a fart. - With Ben's face like this? - Oh, we can see it. Let me see. Ew, that's disgusting. - What a way to start a breakup video. - Okay, let's skip past the first part. - But can I please see what her face looks like when she farted? - If you ever have a breakup video, please start it like that. - No, you, I don't want to see. - Before I say ew, I can't fart on the-- - All right, we need to be honest about something. Our group may be, well, sometimes it always uses DoorDash for everything. - It's not our fault, it's so convenient. - Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. At this point, we all have our goats who orders. - Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. And something always comes up. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly we're out of snacks. - We've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials for we've gotten batteries, waters, and other things that we needed to keep the day moving. - That's what I love about it. - It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day. It just makes life easier. - And honestly, those little things mean a lot. It's an easy way to show up for people. - Yeah, that's why we use DoorDash so much. It helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic. It's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time. - And somehow, it always comes in clutch. - Got you, delivered? DoorDash order now. - You know, like, no, I don't even do a video. - It's just 'cause it's Ben, actually I like Ben. - I actually break up with somebody like that, like skid in the car, shut the door and be like, "All right, now here." That would be the most awkward thing. It would relieve tension. - All right, that's why he's a video. - Yeah, you're right, you're right. Oh, anyways, I'm breaking up. Can I see where it says? (laughing) - That is why I'm breaking up with you. - Stop. - Do you guys see what I have to do? - Stop, this video has become not serious. - So Ben and I are breaking up and that is because he far, it's like, I don't know, maybe every two minutes or so. - So, I'm so curious. - So, that's successes. - Ben and I really wanted to make this video for you guys because you deserve the truth. We've actually never talked about our relationship. So this video is definitely overdue. Before we get into it, I wanted-- - Never talked about the relationship. - That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. - Their relationship was the most online relationship. I've ever seen in my life. - Maybe they never confirmed it though. - Yeah, they would always say like, "I have a crush. My crush is gonna be in this video." I'm pretty sure they have like a whole ship name and Brent filmed with them like every day. - Backsy. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh, you were deep. - I know. - Yeah, their relationship was definitely online. But anyways, here we go. - Before we get into it, I wanted to let you guys know that I have so much respect for Ben. And he's like, literally one of the best people I've ever met in my entire life. - So why are you all breaking up? - I hate when they start like that. - So why are you bringing up, huh? - Something happened. - They're so great, why are you bringing up? - Unfortunately, I love this person. So much, I mean, the world to me. - And I would never ever want to leave them, but I am. - But we not too. - We gotta leave. - That's why it's not real. They were never dating. - They were though. - I love Kee a great day. - If they were, if they were, he broke up with her. - Either way, I respect it. They got the views from it. So great. - Oh my gosh. You're like giving copper like the head massage of his life. - Oh my gosh. - He's so cute. - Oh my gosh. Don't pull us in. - Okay, careful. I think it's just making his brain crumble up. And that's why he was making that face. - Yeah, that's the same face. All right, let's finish. - So as you guys know, our relationship has been very up in the air. And I know that it's been super confusing for you guys. And that is because it's been just as confusing for us. We've been very just on and off again. And I don't think we were really sure what we wanted to do. And until now, and that's why we're finally making a video for you guys. So I met Ben three years ago. - I'm bored. - So who's side are we on? - This does not seem like an actual breakup. No, what do you say? - I think they already broke up. But a few weeks or a month later, they filmed this video. - Okay, look, they were also like two sides. - Why is there a hair all over? Man, I thought copper didn't shed. - Oh yeah, we gotta take people's sides. But I don't really like this one because I don't feel like- - I know, I don't feel like this one. - I feel like it's members us. - I feel like we're just gonna take the girl's side. - I feel like they don't even break it up. - Yeah, let's watch a real one here. - I got to play like a villain. - Next, we're gonna watch Nick Wilkins in Cassie. - Okay, so Nick Wilkins in Cassie, all they posted was a TikTok with an audio over it. That's it, that was their- - Wait, what? - That was their entire breakup. - Why all these breakups so upsetting? - All these breakups are nonchalant. It's literally just a TikTok with an audio over it, of them at the beach. But it did get 8.7 million likes. So. - A million likes? - That's really interesting. - It got 65 million views. - That's insane. - So, all right, let's watch it. - I got to mute the audio or else it's gonna get copyrighted. So I'll just- - Coming back to the night. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - That'll get copyrighted too. So I'll just make a fruit, a bird. I'll just make a freestyle beat. All right, ready? - That's crazy beat. (mimicking) - Yeah, so. - My heart beats 122 right now. - Hey bro, I just did the math. If they uploaded that to YouTube shorts, it got $300 for every million views. They made $25,000 off that short of a break up video. - Wait, how many million views should it get? - 6.75 million. - I don't think that's what it pays. Anyway, yeah, we're actually doing the video, bro. - Who's the count to get posted on the break up? - Who's the count that they posted on? - Cassie, on TikTok. - Cassie. - The video just says friends, friends. - Friends. - And they look often in the distance, not as friends. - What it's trying to be alive? - Yeah, I shipped them on, so. - That was a crazy time on TikTok. - Our new back to school merch shop is officially here and we have so many new pieces for you guys. - We have these new Barcy style crew next for you. - We have these new, I'm literally just a girl's t-shirts. I mean, look at the back, look at the back. And yeah, yeah, like, you could be the new best dressed in school to do the bend, do the bend, do the bend. - I can't. - All right, enough. If you guys wanna go get your new back to school merch pieces, you can shop them at thelopodcast.net. Go get 'em now. - These aren't making me mad bro, none of these are break-up things. - This second video, this second video was a video Cassie posted like this week about them. A year later. - Wait, this week? - Yeah, like literally this week. - She said something in it and everyone was like, "Oh my gosh, this is about Nick." - (indistinct) - Last year on one of the days, I went out with this guy. I got really quiet and he looked at me and he said, " Cassie, I can see your gums when you smile." That same man also told me one time when I was eating a crumbal cookie that he was worried I was gonna get fat because my caloric intake per day was very high. - That's crazy. - Wait, you can't prove that that's Nick. - That's terrible. - She said last year, she said she wanted to date with him last year. - And last year was-- - No, no, no, this is about Nick. I think this is just a guy in general. - No, no, no. I don't know, her whole thing is that she's like painfully single and she never talks to guys. That's like the whole thing. - Nick, if this is you, post a video. - I don't think Nick and her rubber together. - They're really crumbal cookies in the trash. - No, I mean, yeah, say in, what's the caloric intake? - Caloric intake, calories, you eat. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - You're worried. - Well, I mean to be fair, if someone's down in crumbal cookies, you might need to be told, not to kidding. But actually, no, I'm not kidding because-- - I love crumbal cookies. - I love crumbal cookies. - Crumbal cookies are like-- - They're so bad. - I'm pretty sure they're like the deadliest thing on earth. - What? - To eat. - No, they're not. - They have like literally like a pound of sugar in them. - No, I'm not kidding, I think they're like the highest sugar thing you can eat. - Well, I used to eat them one by one by one. (laughing) And everybody said I couldn't eat a full box, but you did. - In two days, I ate a full box of crumbal cookies all on my own, and that calculates to around 6,700 calories. - Your heartbeat was definitely pumping. - Yeah, that's what it was. - And then I went to the doctor the next day and my cholesterol was higher. So they said, go home and eat some nuts. So I came back a few months later, came back. They said your cholesterol was even higher. And I was like, well, I ate all like the good things, like all the nuts and then they were like, "Well, what kind of nuts?" And I said, "Donuts." (laughing) - Was that good? - Was that like a stand-up comedy bit? - Don't not tell no more jokes. (laughing) - Was it good? - Wait, did you get his joke? - I didn't know where that was going. - What are you saying? Do you not tell any more jokes? - He said, "Don't not tell any more jokes." - Okay, well, "Donut." - Did y'all like the joke? - Yeah, I liked that. - It was good. - No, I think you're nuts. - Wait, what did you say? - Did you come up with that? - No, I didn't. I heard it at church by a pastor. - It sounds like a joke that you'd hear there. - Did you heard it by your pastor? - No, it was a random church we went to for Easter when we went to go see my aunt and uncle. And it was like this random small church that held about five people. And this pastor was so tired of his job, but he had one joke and one joke only. - He was just like a stand-up comedy. - He's like, "And I went back to the doctor and I said I ate my nuts." But I actually ate. - No, we heard the joke. - No, we heard it. - He said I ate. - He said I ate. - He loved it so much. - No, no, no, no. - He saved it for nine months. (laughing) - That's the truth. And also, another thing is after me, my uncle, not the uncle that I came to see, but my other uncle Blake. Me and him were like, "That was the most insane joke." And that's all he said during the whole entire thing was like, "Happy Easter." So about this nut situation. (laughing) And I was like, "Come on." But, um. - Okay, the next influencer we have, I don't know, we can pretty much pick anyone. We have Inbury and Aiden. - No, don't do that. - I don't want to. - We've already had Inbury on it. I don't want to be hated by the whole teenage community. - Wait, hated, we're watching their videos. They posted. - Yeah, but what if they hated it? - Inbury didn't post a video. She didn't say anything about it. So it's like-- - Inbury never posted a video? - No, no. So it's like-- - Well, you definitely can't say that. - So then we can't talk about it because it's like, it's post against, yeah, it's not a respect for my friend. - She didn't want it to be a public thing. He made it public. - I see. - She posted a video. - All right, so we're gonna react to Aiden's video. No, no, no, no. Okay, what even is it though? I don't know there's no no no no. What's there's two links should we watch? If it's just him in it don't Don't do it. Okay, let me let me let me play the last thing though. Wait, no one of them is embriors. Let me see I was just a lip sync. She posted the same day and people were like this is about him. Oh, okay. We'll skip embryo Next person we can react to is Whatever's name is Michael yeah, I didn't mean it like that. I do watch Oh, this looks like a real one. Yeah Put it on the screen Hey, it's why we can do it though Yeah, but this is what they're supposed to have you met I have she also seemed really nice. Yeah, what about you have you met Habitat because you call her tab. So it seems like all right. You just said tabs on the thingy. I just reading the notes Yeah, no, I have um all right Let's watch brave repaired to cry Hold it back right make sense Me and tab Just going through a breakup there's a lot of things going on that's different in my life Basically, I'm dealing with three people from LA my two best friends and my girlfriend and a year and two months later None of those people in my life Posit it's been a really hard. That's so sad. I think he's talking about Alex and Cover Alex Warren. Yeah, why aren't they were all friends and he said whoever he's talking about he said he moved here There's two best friends and his girlfriend. We are then our friends. I don't know I keep playing this this video is kind of sad I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I want to sad ones now. Okay. No, I kind of like the fake one. I'm a tree Okay, I feel like he went to crumble cookie. He shouldn't know when to come Are the adjustment period because I've never had to be alone Especially just like far from my family. I'm now in Tennessee Which was a place that I thought I was gonna like possibly raise a family or whatever that next season my life was and basically started from ground zero Yeah, I just I want to make this video because I want to be honest and maybe just document this for you know future me Whenever I start thriving again. Sorry that the music's taking a little bit longer. I've just Very sad, but you know what the last one, but he said it makes it happy because if you go look at his account now He's like living it up. Well, he's driving. Yeah, he's thriving. Good. He looks super happy He also has like no. He just posted another breakup video. No, he didn't as he did what? No, I'm kidding. Oh my god, I was I'm invested. He's like decorating his house So I watch his decorating house videos, which is not normally a thing a guy would post, but I really enjoyed them And it's his own house. Well, it isn't apartment, but yeah, I'm getting it. I'm so excited to get my apartment and decorate it Oh my gosh, what are you gonna do? I don't know That would be crazy. I know I think it'll be I'm not done I want to see Tabas does video. Oh, that was it. He did hers Crazy who told her that yeah, it was very similar except I think she talked a lot about mental health in hers And how she needs to like work on herself. It was very very sad. Yeah, but she's also thriving now We need everybody to be thriving. Yeah, I got a farm and a cafe truck and that's far man. She's doing good That's the weirdest story I've ever heard of my life What like super star social media LA girl quits to buy a farm in a cafe truck? She's not like an actual LA girl. Yeah, but I guess I only knew her as the LA girl I actually know I mean I told her when she like started like in her car with her brother doing like those videos. Yeah, but Yeah, I don't know Hype house like y'all think y'all would post a video if something ever happened with us Oh, nothing would ever happen with us. Oh, yeah, but if and if for some odd reason Something happened between the two of you. Oh, it wouldn't Okay, let me tell you this if for some reason something did cash is Okay, okay, if cash cheated on you theoretically, I know it never happened it would never happen No, no, no, no, it's the tears is it cash. Oh There she flips the camera out. It's just me. She's just like Just close around. I'm dead Okay, like you would go like manic like I would too if my no I'm not kidding. I would actually be scared for my life. Oh, I'd be scared for my life If I had like nothing to do with anything if I'm just standing there, I'd be scared for my I'd be scared for my life And I live down the street. I would hear I feel like I just hear the voice coming out of her. It's like I know I know I know that cash will be like And I know that cash will like be so scared and you'd be like just kill me just kill me so like I don't want to though But I have to I know I was your question though when I got cheated on I acted completely normal I just I got it if somebody ever happened between you Kate is calling Gypsy Rose immediately Like Gypsy Rose is back in jail. Yeah, she is she got took it out of the CVS or no, it was a No, it's a Wendy's it was a Wendy's or a water burger swear it was on to me. She got arrested She got arrested like a few weeks or a week ago. No, she did not. Yeah, I would have trust. I would have seen I promise Please she did not she did not she did not she said swipe somebody's car. Yes, but she didn't get arrested for that Gypsy Rose arrested again. Gypsy Rose accused of side swiping driver in Louisiana. Yeah, no look Gypsy Rose was Gypsy Rose done on a live can and she was resident Texas Roadhouse in Georgia, how did this move from a CVS so that's me right now So that's me right now side swipe to text. I'm trying to find a better. I am Yeah, that's really sad. You know what video we didn't react to was Harper's though. Wait, hold on. What was your question? I don't got questions. You did you asking Kate a question if cash cheated on you and then we all interrupted you Oh, genuinely cash cheated on you. What would you do? Like it was probably just the killing thing. Yeah, oh, I'm respectfully packing cash his bags and that's all I'll do. I don't know. I don't know. We didn't react to mine. That's weird. I think she'd stay low key. I think she'd stay I think I think it would be hard, but I do think that you'd try to work things out No, you don't you wouldn't No, I know my words. I mean good. That's good. I try to work things out of my boy friend or my ex and Things didn't work out. Yeah, no, you're worth it. Yeah, but if he came running back to me, I wouldn't not I wouldn't run back to him Because he now is not like the best person in the world, but it's fine when we learn from a state. We don't talk about other people. We're gonna talk about you Let's watch her breakup video. Okay. Wait, did you post one? Yes, I posted one and it got like 40 million views. I don't know. I should watch Harper's breakup. I got 40 million views. No, it did not. I don't. I feel like if you posted a video, I got 40 million views. We would know about it. Yeah, I did know about it. This is AI Harper. Gypsy Rose is not gonna rest it in the Texas Roadhouse. I know what you got got by it. No, I got 24 million views. I also got Gypsy Rose. Wait, no way. She did wait. We gotta react to that. No, it's not that one. I have multiple. Okay, so this one - I got 24 million views on me crying. And then this next one-- - That was so much too good. - So listen how good this was. So 24, 19, and then I posted one more of the break up and I got 14 million. - Wait, play your favorite one. - I have all of them. There's so many. Okay, well-- - I want to see the one. - I did not know you posted this many. - I can do-- - Wait, if there's music, you can't play the music. - No, there's not music. Okay, this is the talking one. It goes on for three minutes. So we'll just-- - You said you'd be on the full surdend. - I feel like-- - No, no, look at what we're doing. - There's some bad things, so we probably shouldn't share. - No, we'll share, don't worry about it. - It's fine, so-- - Oh, it's fine. - So, I still have-- - Hey guys, it's Harper. I'm giving you all the full surdend time, so yeah. In this video, I'm not trying to slender Benny's name at all. I just want you all to know the full surdend only the truth. - I'm doing this very shortly because-- - But you know why I'm smelling like that. Why do you watch it? I don't know, I don't know, I let it look. - Wait, you're like, wait, no, her face is so-- Why are you so excited to watch? - This situation, I'm thinking no one that I got cheated on and everything. So, let's get started. - Also, another thing I want-- - What was wrong with me? Okay. - I guess that Benny was a great boy for me. He was amazing while we lasted, and I do not want you all to think that he's a bad person. 'Cause he's not a bad person, he made a mistake, and yeah. Okay, now let's get started. - So about a week ago, I went up to go see Benny first. - Basically, I went up to his homecoming, asked a friend, "Hey." - Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's the video. - That's the video. - Where are you? - It's because you're watching the video. - Where are you making that face now? - I lied in the video because I was trying out a slander's name. Like I said, in the beginning, I said, "Benny was a great person. He was a great boy for me while we lasted." which is partly true, but also the long distance thing was hard, and the fact that he cheated on me is also terrible. So, if you're a good boyfriend, you wouldn't cheat. So, anyways, um, back to the coin. He was really, really, really hesitant about going to any parties. He said that he didn't want me to get jumped. And he was scared that people were going to start rumors and stuff like that. I was like, "I promise you I'm not going to believe them. It's fine. Let's just go." So, I go outside and my party off, and I'm really excited. And in front of all this friends, he says, "What are you wearing? What are you wearing? Like, what are you wearing?" And I ignore him. So, I go back in my room, and I change into a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Okay, yeah. This is a very long video, so I'm going to give you a speed rent. So, basically, this is my own breakup video right here. Um, I'm not trying to bring up past things, but since we are, this is a breakup video, I will bring it up. Okay, we can cut those a few to side later. No, I don't care. It's not that big of a deal. I have to ask, "What were you wearing?" Okay, so basically, um, so, okay, this is a speed rent. So, I made it so bad for him. Like, what? I think I know you were wearing too, and it was, like, so normal. It was, like, a normal, like, teenage blackout outfit. Like, it was the party theme was blackout. Anyway, so, I go up to his homecoming, our flights, all four flights get canceled. Finally, the next morning, we get to go. Our flight gets, uh, re-uncancelled. So, we get to go up there for homecoming, and I'm super excited, blah, blah, blah. And so, um, me, Brooke, and Mina are all there, and that night, we go to a party, and he's super hesitant about it. He's like, I don't know if I want to go to parties. Like, I don't want you to get made fun of 'cause you're Harper. I don't want you to get jumped. I don't want you to get jumped because you're Harper. And I was like, no, like, it's fine. I go to parties at home. Like, I go to, like, things like that I don't know of. It's fine. And he was like, I don't want to, though. And I was like, we don't, okay, we don't have to. If you don't want to, anyways, that night, we went to dinner in my homecoming dress. And then, uh, at dinner, I got, like, a fever. And so, he actually took me to go get medicine, which was really sweet. Anyways, so, uh, I go out on my party outfit after I have ID profanity in my system. And my party outfit is like this cute tank top and this cute, like, skirt. And the skirt is long. Like, it's not short. I walk out there and the theme is blackout. And I'm wearing, like, this black cute set and he comes out and he's like, what are you wearing? And I was like, uh, the theme is, if you didn't hear the theme is blackout, so I'm wearing a black outfit. And then he was like, he was like, what are you wearing? And the chase was like, I don't know. And then, um, so I go back in the room, I kind of tear up and then I just change to a sweatshirt and sweatpants. I'm like, okay, whatever. I'll just go into this. Mind you, it's Pensacola, Florida. I'm freaking hot. Anyways, so we go to the party and I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna ignore him the whole party because I know he's my boyfriend, but it's like, I don't want to talk to somebody who just home and to change outfits. So we go to the party and I'm like, you know what? I want to ask somebody if he is doing something bad. Like, I just, I have this weird gut feeling and my intuition is very good. My intuition has always been good. So I was like, I'm gonna ask somebody if he's cheating on me. So I go to a random girl at the party or actually, no, a random girl comes up to me and she's like, are you Harper? And I was like, yeah. And she was like, can we get a photo? I know it's kind of weird. And I was like, yeah, of course. And then I was like, I have a question, um, do you know what, uh, Benny's cheating on me? And she was like, oh, I thought, yeah. If you're ever in a relationship and you feel like you're gonna ask people, I know. And I've learned that. You know this guy, she love you, love you. He's doing it. No, I know, I know, I know now, I know now my morals and I know that I shouldn't be doing that. Anyways, so I go up to this girl and like, hey, um, I know this is kind of weird, but do you know Benny's cheating on me? And she was like, wait, I thought y'all were trying to work it out. But yeah, he cheated on you. And I was like, my heart dropped to my feet. I was like, oh my gosh, what? And like, Mina was next to me and we were like, oh my gosh. So I was like, okay, um, who did he cheat on me with? And what, like, who is this girl? And she was like, well, and then I was like, skip that part because it doesn't matter. But he cheated on me with like two girls that we know of, but we don't really, it doesn't really matter. He's still cheated. So I go up to him and I'm like, did you cheat on me? Or no, I tell Brooke, I call Brooke. I'm like, Brooke, we got to go. Brooke is having the time of her life, party with like random physical of people. And, um, so I call Brooke and I'm like, go, let's, we're leaving. Benny cheated on me. So I, I look at Benny, I'm like, you cheat on me. He runs to his car. Is really, really, really mad. His face is red. He's like, I'm leaving. I'm new, we're home. We're staying at his house. So it's like, we don't really know what to do. And, um, basically what happened was he was like, find a Uber home. Brooke takes the keys out of his hands. It's like an action movie. You're not driving home like this. No. No, you need to go talk to Harper and man up and be a good boyfriend and go talk to her. So Brooke takes the keys out of his hands. Good for Brooke. I'm sitting in jesus. Yeah. I'm sitting in jesus room crying. Benny comes and he's like, I did a cheat on you. And I was like, okay. So number one. And then I, we have this whole talk and he's just really upset the whole time. So finally, Mina and Brooke are kind of like on my, obviously on my side. And they're like, like, if you two don't care about what all of you, so many of you are inside. So then we get in the car. He's still yelling at us. But then we're like, you know what? It's fine. We're just going to go home and have a good night. So we go home, have a good night. We hang out and then we go to bed. No, listen, listen. - So you go home and have a good night, what? - No, 'cause I was like, I'm so-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, (indistinct) - Okay, let's go have a good night. Anyways, so basically we go back to his house and I'm still pretty upset, but I'm just gonna lean too, forget about it, and then tomorrow I'm going to find actual proof. So we go to bed, the next morning we wake up, our flight got canceled. So we have a 10 hour drive home. My mom gets a rental car and we have a 10 hour drive home, so we meet out of Starbucks and we're about to get in the car. I get proof from one of his friends. A video of him on a call with a girl being like, yeah, but I'm not gonna tell Harbor about it. I'm not gonna tell Harbor about it. And the girl was like, well, you cheated on her, right? And he was like, well, yeah, I got with the girl's name and in the back of Brian's car. And I was like, oh, so I get that video and then Benny comes to the door and it's like, Harper, can we make one more take talk? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. So we make this take talk, I choose-- - No, no, listen, listen. - No, no, no. - No, listen, I choose the audio and it's the, I might kill my ex, not the best idea. I was like, oh, yeah, let's do this audio. So if you go to his page, it's still up there September 19th. And we make the take talk, I've seen kind of upset in it, but I'm like, not. And then on the, after he leaves, when he's in the car next to us and we're right here, I sent him the video and I'm like, we're done. And I look at him in the window, I'm like, we're done. It was like a movie. And then he was like, wait, and then, yeah, we had this whole text fight and then I was upset and depressed and then I got sent away. All right, yeah. - Wow. - That was my story. - All right, guys, thanks for watching. - Yeah. - I'm excited you all taking-- - Oh. - Benny's. - Thank you. - Make sure you guys go vote for us for your favorite podcast on Nickelodeon. Y'all, whose side y'all taking? - I don't really want to take sides. I would like to take your side, of course. - Are you kidding me? I was loyal. - All right, everybody, comment team, Benny and the comment section. - No. - I was seeing you guys there. - You're crazy.