Harper Went to Court!

- Oh, I went to court. - What? - I spent a day in the court. We're not 40 days, but I did. - What? - You did not go to court. - Swear, swear, I have a photo. - But yeah, you went to court and you got a photo. What, you were just in front of the die? It's like, can we take a quick, big, quick, quick day? - Is this your first time in court? - Oh! - Wait, what? - Why were you in court? - That's a crazy hardware. - Wait, you are at court. - Wait, you actually went to court? - Wait, did you go to court for Natalie? - Well, what were you filing at the Courthouse? - Um. - Did it have to do with Natalie? (dramatic music) - Alright, what's up guys? Welcome back. - Peace out, bro, Shaka. - We have a contest me, Maverick, our entering, and we're trying to convince Kinsey to enter it as well. - Oh, that's so, I will enter it. - I will enter it, and I'll bring my boyfriend. - Do it? - Whoa! - Hey, maybe your boyfriend will do it. 'Cause if not, I'm just trying to check it. - Parker literally just said, I'm not gonna bring him on the internet this time. I don't need to do that. - No, I'm not, but I'll bring him to a thing of-- - Listen, I want you to know. - I will buy-- - No, he's not my boyfriend. I don't have a boyfriend, and I probably never will. - Okay, well, just so you know what we're talking about, it's a Barbie Jeep competition where you race down a giant hill. Here, wait, we'll pop up the videos for you guys. (dramatic music) - Oh, no, oh no, he's-- - Oh! - But I will get your boyfriend a Barbie Jeep. - It's not my boyfriend. - I will get the guy you're talking to, a Barbie Jeep, to go down the hill. - He can't go down the hill. - Wait, yeah, he's like not working on that. - You have to be like 18 now. - You probably do. And the thing is-- - So I can't do that? - Probably not. - Maybe not, maybe. - Well, I'm basically 18. - We'll tell him that. - So it's like 18. - She's basically 18. - She's basically an adult. - And the winner gets $5,000 if you win this competition. - So whoever goes down the hill, the fastest wins 5 grand. - Wait, I have a question. Let's do a game where we all go around the circle being like, what would your name be if you weren't your name? - Okay. - Can you give me Rebecca? - What the? - Ooh, I see that. - I see that. - I see that. - Kate would be-- - Like a Sam. - Kate is literally-- - Wait, are y'all all an agreeance for Rebecca? - Yep. - No way, let us all do Kenzie. So what's your thing for Kenzie? - Oh my gosh, I just saw what Kate is. - No, no, no, you have to do-- - Kenzie's? - Yeah. - Kenzie's is like a, could be a Rachel. - Rachel? - Ooh, yeah. - Rebecca and Rachel, yeah. - Yeah. - Kate's is really scary. - No, we have to all go around. You can do it yet. Mine is Rachel. Rebecca, what's yours for Kenzie? - Nope. - Oh my app is yours, Rachel? - Yeah. - I'm going to go-- - Why the R's? Rachel. - Randy. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm getting up. - Oh my gosh, I thought of the funniest uncle named for Cash the other day. - What? - 'Cause he keeps calling me Ken, Ken. He can be Kaka, like poop. - Okay, no, I'm sorry. (laughing) - This is the A.C.A. (laughing) - Okay, no, Kenzie, I'm gonna start saying it. - That sounds like one of those weird grandma names, where it's like, this is my Kaka. (laughing) - This is my G-Maw. - My Kaka and G-Maw. No, Kenzie's, there's only one right answer for me to say, and that's Mackenzie. - Yeah, Mackenzie. - I was gonna be named Mackenzie. - I've always thought her name would be-- - I've always thought her name would be-- - I'm pretty sure your contact with my phone is still Mackenzie. - It's the bold names, like the bold names. - Yeah, Mackenzie is definitely-- - Kate, what about you? - For Mackenzie. - Oh, Mackenzie. - Okay, Kate, you can't copy me. - Oh, I have to come up with another one. - You're really exciting. - When you look at her, when you look at her, when you think-- - You know why my parents didn't name me Mackenzie? - 'Cause the barbecue. - Yeah, does anybody say that? - Yeah. - Wow, what does that mean for the barbecue restaurant? - Kate's name. There's only one name for Kate when I look at, what? - I'm gonna give you like a Shelby. - Shelby? - Yeah. - Oh, I like that. - Yeah. - Regina, and I just think this could be Kate's name. This is all I can think of. This is the first one that comes to mind. No, it's not. It's Miranda. That's me. - No, no, that's not. - That's me. - She could be a Miranda. - She looks like a Tatum. - Why are you staring at me like that? - I like it. - Next. - Tatum. - Tatum. - Miranda's a good name. - Tatum? - That's a good name. - Yeah, she's Tatum, 'cause yeah, she looks like a Tatum. I'm gonna go Kelsey. - Like what? - Kelsey's pretty good. - I was gonna be a Kelly. - Ooh. - I see being Kelly. - I see, I see Kenzie being Kelly. - Kenzie? - Kelly. - Yeah. - I was gonna say like that, actually. - You don't wanna be a Kelly. - Ooh, Ashley. - Ashley, yeah. - Actually, it also works as a terrible name. - But have you ever heard the serial, is it called Big K? What's it called? - Special K? - Special K. - Yeah. - Every kid's biggest okay. - That's a terrible name. - Okay. - K, K, K, K. JK, or like-- - Oh, you could be KK. - KK. - Mm-hmm. - I see it. - Okay, now I'll cash. - I'm gonna go first. - My time to shine, everybody. - Ryan. - Oh, I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. - Ryan, Ryan. - You could be a Ryan. - Henry. - Henry. - Yeah, I see that. - Is that because I'm, as attractive as Ryan, Trayhan? - No, I think you're like a Willie or a Wilson. - Willie, you see that? - Yeah. - Maybe a Willie. - Okay, what do you think? - Right before Maverick and I started dating, the four of us, Cash, K, Ma, and I, we're on a ski trip to Montana. Fresh snow, no schedules, just a small group getaway to hit the slopes and then wind. - We booked a cozy cabin through Airbnb with plenty of space, a full kitchen, and even a hot tub. After a long day of skiing, it was perfect for relaxing, making dinner together, and just laughing about who wiped out hardest on the mountain. - I'm not gonna lie. Honestly, the hot tub was basically the most important feature. - A hot tub sounds great in all, but if there's not a nice comfortable bed, I'm out. I need all the sleep I can get. - Hot tub aside, and with plenty of cozy beds for everyone, that we can end it up being really special for me. I got to know Cash and K better, and it's also where Maverick and I really started connecting. We cooked meals together, played card games by the fireplace, and roasted marshmallows outside before sunset. - Booking a cabin through Airbnb made it easy. Everyone had space to do their own thing, but we could also hang out, share meals, and just enjoy the trip. It really felt like our own little mountain retreat, where we could relax, laugh, and make memories that lasted long after we left. - Airbnb makes it simple to find homes that turn a trip into something truly memorable, no matter who you're traveling with. - Cash is definitely given like, Ben, like, Maider or something. - Ben. - Maider. I'm not gonna lie. If they would have named me Maider, I think they would have been pretty funny, Maider. - He is all I didn't, like-- - And I was like, "Hi, I'm Maider." - Ben Ryan. - Wait, what did you say, Ryan? - Ryan. - What did you say? - Really? - Yeah, you have all the normal names. - You have all basic voice names. - Well, Ryan. - Wait. Is Maider, has you guys ever met anyone named Maider? Is that just from cars? - Just from cars. - Only just from cars. - I'm naming my kid. - Can we name our son, Maider? - Kate, tell me. - Yeah, it's a car Maider. - Y'all call Maider. - Y'all call Maider. - Y'all call Maider. - Like, tow Maider, but tow Maider. (laughing) Can we name our kid Maider? - No. - Ta, Maider. - That seems to me. - And so Maider. - Not Sally. - Our kids are gonna watch us back one day and our son's gonna be like thank you, Mom, for not letting me be named. - I don't know. I didn't even stand by. - Will you let me get you to watch the pod? - No, it's too inappropriate. (laughing) - Look at this. I feel like when they're old enough to watch stuff, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - All right. Harper's turn. - Sky. - What's that? - No. - What's that? - Harley. - Harley? That's a good name. - Oh, 'cause I'm, yeah, no. You actually have to do it, like look at me and be like, what would she be named? - Scarlett. - Scarlett? - I see Scarlett, okay. - Okay, anyone else want to go? Don't everyone talk about ones now. - I see like, I just had it, like Claire, Claire. - I see an S name. Samantha? - No. - No, no, no. - Someone out there is Samantha, just watch that. I want y'all to know. - It's not a bad name, I'm saying she doesn't look like a suicide. - Nah, I saw Harper's reaction. She's like, oh, maybe like a slither? - Slither. - I think there's only one name for you. - Guy. - I don't even have, like, you need, like, just to make you a name. - No, you look like a Fiona. - Yeah. - You need that. - I was on a meeting with yesterday and somebody said, you look like Fiona from Shrek. - Oh. - But the, but the, but the before, right? - I don't know. - Oh no. - It was so rude. - It was so rude. - And then they called me the ugly Spurf and the Smurfs movie. - How does that happen? How does that happen? - I don't know what that means. - Alright, what's Maz? - Mike. - Mike. - Yeah. - Mike. - Yeah. - Mikey. - Michael. - Michael. - I think Rick. - Michael. - Cold sore. - That's not, that's not a real name. I don't think you can put that on a birthday certificate. And I won't be. - What's your, what's your name for it? - Well, maybe Braden? - Braden. - Yeah, yeah, Braden. - Try to get approval of Braden? - Yeah, no, no. - It's Mike. - Mike. - He needs a cool name. - Yeah. - No, I don't think so. - Yeah, I do. - No, it's not like Mike or Braden. - You actually are just James. Like, I know that's your real name, but like James. - Cash is digging deep here. I am. I've never seen in this deep a thought. Dylan. - Yes. - No. - Yes. - He's a Dylan. - He's a Mike before he's a Dylan. - I'll take Dylan. - Everyday that Cash is said, is somebody he knows? - Oh, yeah. - I only can't make a original idea. - I mean, obviously I can just make a few by now. - What are my cousin's name? - You're gonna look at Matt and say he looks like a, looks like a paper. - A paper? - No, no one really looks like a paper. - He looks like a paper. - A paper, a paper looks like a paper. - Yeah, paper's the only guy that looks like a paper. - Look at him, he tries to do my look well. - Yeah, because you're like. - You be in Noah. - Yeah, oh, you be a good Noah. - Is that a fan of you, Noah? - Yes. (all laughing) - Man. - You know what I think we should all do? - Or you be like an elf. - I think we should all. - Oh, buddy, the elf. - He looks like an elf. - What are you? - We should all draw a what, I'm not a draw. - Okay. Or Peter, Peter, Peter. - Hopper, we're drunk. - Sorry, I'm sorry. - Can you just say my name's Peter? - No, it's nice to meet her. - It's nice to meet her. - Stop. - What's the next line? - In a two-seater, take her to China. - Okay. - Y'all put us on for me once. For the adults listening, sometimes the hardest part about reaching your health goals is knowing where to start. There are so many different options out there that it can feel overwhelming. That's why weight loss by hers offers a more personalized approach. Hers not provides access to an affordable range of FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, including the WIGOV pill and the WIGOV pin designed to support your weight loss journey. With WIGOV at hers, when combined with diet and exercise, you may be able to lose up to 20% or more of your body weight. It helps regulate your appetite so you can eat less and keep the weight off. And the WIGOV pill is the first ever GLP-1 pill for weight loss, so there are no needles needed. 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Something blank in a two-seater. [LAUGHTER] That doesn't even work. It does. Take her to China. Thank you, Worst Cat. You'll never find her. I don't even really remember that song. I-- y'all played it for me. There was a storyline behind the song that we-- Yeah, it's really irrelevant to this part. Yes, sorry. I don't know what it says in the middle. Behind my name is Peter. Don't think about it too much. Just don't think about it. I went to the-- It's about kidnapping and everything. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad, it's hard. There was a whole thing. I showed it to my mom one time, and she was really disappointed at me. Yeah, that's awesome. All right, go ahead. What do you want to draw? Weight loss. No, go ahead. He's going to pause me. Everybody pause. Pause. What? You're going to have to cut this part out. Oh, no. He's not going to see it. We changed his name. Who? Don't worry about it. OK. OK. What? I'm going to draw. You don't need to know anything. Wait, can we do the pause challenge? Sure, two on pause. I'm going to talk. Gosh, you're moving so much. [LAUGHTER] He's swaying back and forth. Like, it's hard to balance in a chair. I was looking. I've seen the Toy Story Challenge. What's the Toy Story Challenge? Yeah, but you have to fall, but you have to-- Did he bring that for me to draw? Yeah, why did Pape just bring that up here? I think he brought it for me to draw. But the thing is, I meant draw names. So-- [LAUGHTER] That doesn't really work. But I think we should draw names to see-- Oh, you would like draw out of a hat. Oh, that was really sweet of Pape, though. That was a nice Pape. We should draw names to see who goes down the hill. And we should all-- we should just-- Yeah. The Barbie G pill? Yeah. I'm not 18. Yeah. But you can still send it. She's only 14. That's so crazy. That's crazy. You're going to be 18. And that's going to be four years ago. What? I want to see you do the Toy Story Challenge. Have you seen it? Oh, yes. Andy's home. No, no, no. Yeah. Andy's coming. Yeah. Are you talking about the old one? No, Kate, that's the new one, too. People are doing it now. There's no-- People do it, but I don't think they say Andy's coming now. I think they just fall like a toy. Yeah, and you have to say a stupid-- Oh, no, no, no, sorry. The old one was Andy's coming and everybody freezes. No, no. No, he falls. Andy's coming. Everybody would fall. But this one, you had to stay straight as you were. This one, you're supposed to be yelling. You're supposed to be like a plastic-- Whoever does it will win. I'm feeling like Harper or Kenzie's going to win. Because they're lower to the ground. Oh, Kenzie's got it all the way through. Have you seen that gymnast girl that does it? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, the blonde girl? Yo, pop up the video of her doing it. That's what I'm supposed to look like. Just so y'all know. All right, Kenzie, let's see it. Why don't I have to go first? I feel like I'm the grand finale. You got it, now you go. OK, we should have to do something. And then you guys, y'all, Andy's coming. Maybe I stood as a board. OK. OK. What should we do? You be on-- Maps is third lowest to the ground. So what if we randomly do it throughout the long cast? We could do it for five different times. OK. So we should have said, you don't know when it's going to happen. I don't think any of this is going to fall. We're just sitting in our chairs. Yeah, right. That was a dumb idea. Is it what the store is saying? OK, I'll go for it. No, I think it's hard to mount. I think it's hard to mount. Look, she can't help it. She really wants to go. Well, because you are just taking forever, and I just want to-- All right, go ahead, Kenzie. Yes, she brought it up, and then she's like, no, I'm the man for now. And she's like, ah, I'm going out. OK. I'm just going to walk around and do something. Are you practice this or something? No. OK. You are going to tell me when to fall. All right. We'll say, Andy's coming, and you fall. You're very low to the ground. Andy's coming. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The camera. OK, do it one more time. No. Wait, do it one more time, but come over here and do it. You can do it. It wasn't pretty good. No, you kind of-- No, it wasn't actually-- Do it one more time. Do it one more time. It was good. Your hip just kind of broke your fall a little bit. OK, ready? You got to stand right here so the camera's going to see you. You know that feeling when it's late at night and you're scrolling online. And suddenly, you've convinced yourself you absolutely need something. It happens to me all the time. You add it to your cart, maybe throw in one or two more things, and then you get to check out. And that's when the struggle starts. I don't remember my password. My wallet is in the other room. And I'm definitely not getting up to grab my credit card. 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You fell and then you walked up. - It's fine, both of them. - It is, it is, it's here. - It's fine, it's fine. - It's fine. - Andy's coming. - I'm not doing it. (laughing) - That actually, I'll do it. - Ready, ready, ready. - Okay, Andy's coming. Everyone buckles their knee before they fall. - You gotta break your ball. - Do it, Harper, do it, Harper. Don't buckle your knee, keep your knee straight. - I'm not gonna get your bones, we'll actually break it. - No, no, the key is keeping your knee straight. Andy's coming. - May harm. - Okay, three. Andy's coming. - I don't want ball. - What if Andy's coming now? - Andy. - Andy. - Bonnie's coming. - Andy's coming. (laughing) - No, you know how they do it, they do it like this. - Wait, Harper, when I stayed up, they do it like this. They always do it on something. I don't think I'm like this, and well, that's still kind of scary. But then they fall like this, and then they go, right? - Yeah, one time, something. - You try it on your chair. - Yeah, try it against the couch. - Okay, again. - All right, Andy's coming. - You had no core strength there. - Her legs like blew up. - I think it's like this, move, move it. - They go like this. - Andy's coming. - Okay, you almost broke-- - You almost broke it. - You almost broke the back of the couch, dude. Don't ever do that again. The couch is barely with us. - Yeah, I seriously just heard everything cry. - Anyway, man, if we broke this couch, it'd be sad. We've had this thing for three years. - There's so many stains on it, it's so sad. - Yeah, I think I just dislocated my knee. - I can say, I don't think so, it looks pretty located in me. - No, no, look, that's carpentry. - What are you gonna say? - Do you know what they do at an allergist? - Yeah, they poke, they poke. - Oh, here's what I imagine, I'm like over 20 shots. - And Reese's scared her needles. - You know what, last time I got my blood on, she was crying and I was one who took it like a shot. - I thought at an allergist, they like, take some grass and they're like, - Nope, nope, nope, nope. - Not allergic butters. - Okay, let's try nuts, okay? - Well, no, I'm just kidding with you actually. You poke like, on your back like 20 shots or 100 shots and it ends up like. - Like this. - Yeah, like that. - Yeah, I had to do that. - That's the allergist. - You did, oh my gosh. - You did! - Oh my gosh. - Different things into you and if you swell up like that, that means you're allergic to you. - Oh, wait, so he's allergic to all of them? A lot of it, that's a really sad. - You found my picture, I did it. - Yeah, you did do it one time. - And you swelled up. - I did it twice. - Were you swelling up at all? - That's crazy. - When I was younger, I did it when I was 11. - You'll never guess. that's what she was allergic to. - Cash shoes. - Grass. Oh, so that's actually tested? - Yes. - I thought she just made that up. - Did they just like get like grass and put it in too? - Or something? - Well, you never told me that you can test it. - I guess they have to be like stabbing you with grass then. - Oh my gosh, I literally-- - Yeah. - Do you remember when I-- - Or when it makes up grass? - Which is just-- - I don't even know when to do grass. - Yeah, I don't know, I don't understand that. - Did you get on your back? - Yeah, back. - Do you use that at grass? - Yeah, it's probably grass DNA. - Or like a peel a little off and a tube and mix together, probably. - To be like grass babies or something, they're putting in here, I don't know. Dude, I hate straight bamboo juice one time. And it's good. Disgusting, actually. I didn't like it. - Did you like sugarcane? - Yeah, that's what it was. - Yeah, sugarcane is so good. - It was when we were on tour in Australia, or in UK or something. - Yeah, we were in London. - Yeah, and we were at a farmer's market thing and this guy was making sugarcane straight from the cane. - Do you chew on it too? Did you chew on the steak? - No, he like juiced it out. - When I went to Costa Rica, I got to, well, I've been there multiple times as y'all know. - Whoa. - And basically. - I guess we know. - No, he cuts the sugar cane off and he peels it and you get to chew on it and it's like the best thing ever 'cause it's straight sugar. - Every time someone says Costa Rica, I always think of that episode. - I always think so now. - It happened this week. We were watching the office and somebody was going to Costa Rica in it. And I was like, that's where Harper went, right? - Yeah, I hope like the three things that remind y'all of me, me and y'all, yeah. It's Ariana Grande and Costa Rica. 'Cause when y'all think of Ariana Grande. - My name is the podcast. - Ariana Grande. - Costa Rica. - Ariana Grande. - The color red. - Ariana Grande. - And blood. - So you were on your shirt today, think you know me? - No. - Okay. - What are the three things you think of when you think of Harper? - Of Harper? Like that remind me of Harper? - Do y'all think of Ariana Grande? Like when you see Ariana Grande, you think of me. - Anytime I see someone just like this, just. (laughing) - You do ever see that pose, you know what I mean? - No, people do that pose. - If you ever drop something like, I don't know, like a clothing line or something, that has to be your cover photo. - That would be like one in a million. - I am, I'm doing a photo shoot and I can't say too much about it but I'm doing a photo shoot in New York and I have to be completely pale for it. No sub-tanner or anything. - Really? - What are you doing it? - This week or like Monday. - I'm going on Monday. - We better start exfoliating. - I know, right? So you're going to New York on Monday and then coming back for Ariana Grande and then going to. - Yeah, listen to this, listen to this. So I'm going to New York on Monday and then I, from New York, I go straight to Dallas. From Dallas, I drive all the way to Austin. From Austin, I fly to LA and then I'm done. - Well then you're in LA for like a week. - A week. - Well then you fly back to Dallas. - Am I seriously in LA for a week? - How long is it? - No, like four days, five days maybe. 'Cause you're also shooting with Salish. - I can't be that long without my home and my bed. - And the guy you're talking to? - No. - She's like without Rocket League, I mean. - No. - Wait, are you going to like scrub, scrub, scrub your tan off like really hard? - Well, it's already basically off. - I just have to like scrub it off, make sure that we're off. - Yeah, I thought you were darker than me. - But it looks like it's not working. - Wait, do you have to like take your lashes and everything off? - Yeah, I have to take my lashes off. - Did you have to get neutral nails? - Yeah, but this one already fell off. So I'm just going to get new ones. Even though I got these sun two days ago and this one already fell off. - Just go back. I know, but I don't want to, I kind of think it's like edgy and cool to have one nail off. - Yeah, something like that. - Do y'all think it's edgy and cool? 'Cause if not, I'll go get them done again. I don't know. - Edgy and cool to what? - It's like an nail nail. - Oh no, that's fine, what am I going to have to go? - Yeah, your nails are long as heck. - Yeah, I like them long. - Look at his nails, look at his nails. - Don't look at my nails, they're dirty from changing the tires. - Look at his nails. Just show them out of your nails, don't be embarrassed. - Oh, wow. - Like the white is showing, that's really bad. - Thank you. - You know, also y'all's soaps. Women's soaps is very painful, by the way. They're, yeah, the salt ones. They have like salt in their soaps. - Those ones are good. - You're talking about exfoliating scrub. - The scrub. - Whatever it is. - That's not soap. - Yeah, but we use it like soap, I feel good. - I wish I liked soap when I was going on this with it. - You were exfoliating? - You gotta watch my body. - You're not supposed to use it on your whole body. - Yeah, it's just funny that cash was exfoliating. - Wait, what do you mean it was exfoliating? - It's called, it's sugar, it's like sugar frappe. - Okay, but isn't it just soap? - No, it's sugar. - So it doesn't work like soap and make you smell good. - No, wait, you just eat it? - No, I mean, you can try. - It's not good. - No, it is soap, because that's soap. - Yeah, I've ate it before. - You've eaten it. - I ate the tree hot scrub. - I tried it on accidently. - Oh, that's what I did, tree hot. - Yeah, tree hot scrub when I ate it. One time I was exfoliating myself and I started bleeding. - Should we eat it right now? - Yeah, we can eat it, I mean, it does taste good. - No, it doesn't. - They're sugar in it. - But you taste it. - Let's put it on some crackers and let's try it. - I don't think there's an actual sugar in it. - I think I just need the size of sugar. - No, sugar. - It's sugar. - It's real sugar. - Yeah, you'll eat it, we'll get it. - Oh, I'm gonna use it. - Okay, she's actually eating. - What are you going to do? - Maybe after you do. - Okay, okay, okay, if I eat it, you'll eat it. - Potentially. - Yeah, like a specific flavor you like. - What flavors do you have? - Candy cane. - Okay, I'll eat that one. - Okay, get candy cane and get some club crackers. - Oh, me? - Yeah. - Okay, I'll get it. - Yeah, somebody. - I'll also eat it. - Why does he run off like that? And I was like, he's funny, then he acts normal. - You also see him off the pod, it's worse. - He acts normal off the pod. - You sometimes-- - Matt, you've never used my exfoliating stuff. - I most certainly have. - Do you experience it? - What do you do when you-- - Sometimes as a dude, you're in the shower, you're like, what can all these things even do? - But they pour. - Wait, what do you guys do in the shower? Just like, wash your hair with a five and one accent. Five and one accent. - Matt, you should do that before I bottom. - I start grabbing bottles when I'm in there. I'm like, what is this? - I make a potion. - I used to make potions in the shower and being there for like three hours consecutively. I'm still in there for three hours, but that's the best part of my day. - Really? - Oh, man, sometimes I shower, and then I have to take a bath, then I shower again. And then I like-- - 'Cause you get tired standing up. - Yeah, yeah. - But the thing is, my phone mount is on the wall. So I have my phone in there, and then when I'm gets tired, I need to sit down and lay down on the bathtub. But then my phone's all the way up there, so then I have to like put it back down now. - You need to. - I do, I have to. - I just use my little grippy and I stick it wherever I want. - I know what it gets wet. - Where's the crackers? - You get up. - Oh my god, it's gonna be bad. You know what I was thinking about the other day? - I don't know how people are like, oh, let me see your group chat with your best friend, and then everyone's like, no, like it's like a trend on to come be like, absolutely not. I was thinking about that about our group chat we have. I feel like no one can see that. You can scroll through it hard for it, but I feel like no one can see it. - I just opened up a text from it. - What group chat? - There was something that was said the other day. - Oh, group chat. It's like, it's wet, it's wet, it's wet, it's wet. - No, you can't show that, you can't show that. - What is it, show me. - Okay, I'll show you. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - It's so weird. - It's so weird. - No, don't check your phone, don't check your phone. It's like, no, don't check your phone. - No, don't check your phone. Wait, I'm gonna tell them what it is without telling them what it is. - No, no, no, no, you can't. - Basically, I'm just gonna say, what it is. - It's top secret, it's top secret. - I'm just gonna, in general, give them an idea. - Listen, not everything is meant for everyone, Kinsey. - Well, this is, don't do it. - I've been to the beach. - Cash, cash took a picture of Noah behind the camera, mid podcast. I don't know why or when he did that. And he made him look crazy. - Let's see. - That's what I can tell you. - Every once in a while, I scroll through the chat just for a good laugh. - It's just a guy that went to prison that looks a lot like Noah. - Those are not club graggers and it won't go well with a candy cane. - What? It's not candy cane. - It says candy cane. Oh, is that the. - It's cocoa. - No, I have that one that has like a candy cane or like something on it. Oh, you've got to leave it. - And we're like you with three hot. - No, this is insane. - However, I don't wait, look on the warning label to see if that can poison you. - I have not what to steal. Well, when you went to the allergist, did I say you can't have it? - Circles? If you can't, if you can't, if you can't, if you can't describe it. - Yeah, but it's literally about to fall out on you. If you can't describe it, then what you're eating, then don't eat it. - Yeah. - But that's what I'm about to do. I'll ask Chad, G-P-T, if I eat tree hut, is that bad? - I'm gonna have chips in my throat. - It doesn't. - Token out oil. - Yeah. - Coco's a name. - You can eat coconut oil. - And butter. - Coconut oil is on food. - She better. - We do it. - I mean, everything almost in here is very. But some of it's not. - Okay, I'm gonna cover it with the other chips so I don't have to taste it. - Yeah, what it says, do not eat, but it says, if you take a small taste, you should be fine. So you can. - Okay, I'm gonna put this over here and get another chip. - Oh, good, done. - Yeah, it does smell good. - Coco Kalata. That's the one I have. - It smells appetizing. - I don't think you should be eating this. - This is good. - Taste it. - Can you do one after me just in case both of our throats close up will do it together? - Well then, but then who would call it 911? - Yeah, I'll be like. - I don't even think you should do this, actually. I'm gonna change my mind. You shouldn't do it. - No, do it. - No, you shouldn't do this. - No, you should definitely do it. - No, however, I don't. I had this much in the shower because it went under my nails, but yeah, I've accidentally. - Oh, she actually ate it. - I feel like it's gonna be covered up by the chip, mostly. - See, now, why would you do that, though? - Does it taste like soap? You didn't actually eat it. - Water. - She needs water. - You're gonna have to go wash your mouth now. - She actually ate it. - Yeah, she's spinning it out. Oh, oh. Peace. - No, you're fine. - Like, no, you're good. You can do it in that trash can. - Yeah. - It tastes like soap. Yeah, that's because it's like. - It's like soap. - Yeah, that's because it's like. she said it tastes like so can I see that can you hand that to me yeah that is so gross let's see oh that ingredient list is long not good can I see it I think you need it all the time I guess magnetic element that titanium dioxide parfum titanium dioxide that cannot be good whatever titanium oxide is that's so bad you know what we need to do on this pod for external use only I have a great idea internal I really want us to it all no the one chip no oh my saying dude I'm not wait did you see the mr. Beast video yes they made me have for faith that we could do it we did it we've done it before if y'all if y'all do it with me I'll do it but you know where you know you got to guess if they ate it or not oh my god that was the grossest thing I've ever done I need a I can't remember do you want a club with you no no we never do this but do you know the game where there's a regular chip and a spicy chip and then they eat one and you got a guess which one they did this on club we don't know we need to get yes but we just ate it let's just do that and Joe ate like three recipes yeah I think we had like a half or something yeah how do I I don't I'm not Catholic so I don't know is that a Catholic thing yeah I do my best friends Catholic father son and gets the head no father son holy spirit wait no father son holy spirit no y'all it's father son and holy spirit father son holy wait you don't go down my stomach hurts so I just did okay anyway my friend is Catholic and we're praying and like they say like this big thing before they pray you know the Catholic thing and I was like father son holy spirit and I was like acting like I knew it my stomach hurts really bad I don't know I said that was the number one titanium they said that I'm excited does that to you you know that like have you seen those videos where people go to someone's house and they do like the Pledge of Allegiance after the blessing for the food no wait we did that we literally yeah we put we played a prank on um Cashemab and uh Kenzie today and you can't say what the prank was but we all we all shocked yes I did it wait so when you told it so she did the prank to us right the prank was like pretending she got the prank was just a boy that center of message and it was a voice memo a crazy voice man of him just saying like how much he loves Harper like but it was like really weird and cringey yeah and and then um but it was actually just Blake as a joke because Kate sent me a takeoff she's like we should do a prank on them so then I had Blake do that and then um and then we played it and then Kenzie didn't know what to speak until I finally told her like two minutes after everybody found out so she was following just saying there as soon as the prank was over I walked over and I was using my Dyson so it's like in my ears and she tells them all it's fake and I'm just thinking the whole time like Harper's got weird boys in her probably thought that I did something like I was like I know what happened that's my map was like no let me see what you said what you said yeah we did a prank we went to my parents house and uh they live in like my parents live in like the middle of Oklahoma what happened I think I'm smell her breath I don't know what died in there that is crazy but the inside of it's about to pass out smells like the inside of a ship carrying rats or something why did he scared me okay well okay Genzie volunteer I'm okay I don't I think Harper did you think your breath smell bad no it smells like the country no don't trust me at all well anything to eat today so hey would that hit you that's crazy that's like I can't even smell anything I can't smell that your brother thinks too mad breath's always staying who he was not a stink breath yeah you were stink but he was his phone was so bad yeah no but he was true mine was he was making mine up but here's his true he we had to soak his feet in we had big vats full of sweet teeth he had to soak his feet in there because my mom my mom looked up on the internet before I just sell because my mom looked up on the internet before I put his face my sweet teeth it'll be great it was before Chaggy PT okay my mom looked it up on the Google and she was like look it up she's like what happens if you have chronic feet smelly and she was like you got to put him in his feet and his feet would smell so no no it wasn't taking his shoes off he'd have his shoes on in the car yeah so my mom started making me soak my feet in sweet tea and turns out turns out the cause of it this is the craziest part ever is that the cause of it was a I just never changed my socks I didn't know you really had to do that as a little kid you were the same socks all the time all the time I wore the same socks like weeks in a row weeks crusty man I mean you ever had like a crustable change your underwear kidsy this is underwear and that's also not made up I did what happens I never bought under when you're old yeah blue jeans yep blue jeans with no underwear raw yeah yeah at eight I'm not my mom was trying to get us to do our own laundry yeah I was just don't have dirty socks blue jeans shirt when when when I read in nav space you're still on it so funny cuz um cuz it's really funny it got me it was funny because it was really funny what to say no I can't I that was crazy also cuz I just had chips and um body scrub it could be it could be or I don't think I'm okay hey I got a question for you guys what I mean well actually wearing underwear without underwear is better for you because it lets you breathe not with jeans that's why I'm yeah with jeans it's kind of crazy in the way the way you word it is also for you me out too no you're not going that in jeans there's no way what yeah we were no underwear with jeans you pulled your jeans up you zipped in butt in your pants with no underwear yeah and then I had no socks on either so I sit there and sweet tea blue jeans on nothing else we did that every day I I didn't even know pajamas I slept in blue jeans yeah I slept in blue jeans I lived in blue jeans I walked in blue jeans people don't think it cuz like you know we look very odd now I guess I don't know but we don't look country for sure yeah pop up a picture of what me mav used to look like but we we grew up in like the woods the woods um anyways I have a question I've been wanting to ask you guys and I mean it sincerely when I asked this no no no no it was my big moment go ahead it's okay it's no it's fast no I'll say it again I want to be a stand-up comedian I think that you could do one but do you think no that was that wasn't the joke oh do you think I could be one I want y'all's honest strict opinions yes you really want to be one they only hang up I think I'll have is I was listening to myself the other day on the podcast me and Kate were watching it and I could understand any word I was saying there's a lot of what's funny too yeah I know my speech was just like there's like a hot comedian that I watch yes yeah okay oh my gosh yeah I think you knew who she was talking about this crazy no mat right is the one who's like always like oh um you uh let me see yeah it's not right country see that right no I think it shows are like 80% girls yeah no mat rife is it's him that's who you think Matthew Stephen rife yes guys my triple I don't know man yes oh my gosh yes hey do you know that we paid knows man rife they used to play basketball together or something I think I don't know tell me anyways guys what's y'all's opinions on that when you mean a stand-up comedian yeah I think you could I just worry stand-up comedians say a lot of things that are highly offensive mm-hmm that's why I think I'll be good at it I think I could I think that you would be a good one I think you'd be a good comedian I just think you need to lower your voice a little more calm down slow down on your words whoa and yeah that seems like real advice you are you are funny you do make us laugh sometimes but it's like sometimes sometimes the punch line don't hit because we're like what yeah he was literally one of I don't know what you said but you said something on the podcast and I completely understood it because I listen to you talk all day yeah like what did I just say it's kind of like a unique accent you got to be able to understand the accent for it to be fun yeah I wouldn't go to like anywhere actually I'm not gonna understand maybe because we were overseas I feel like that was happening like we would say something and nobody understood us quickly and they couldn't understand us and then we asked you understand us and they were like no we should have our biggest fans on sorry we should have our biggest fans on and like that one no I like that'd be okay no it wasn't like that's the thing you can't say when you're saying a comedian right it's not funny anyways I turn your fans off like that one anyways oh we should have our biggest fans on and we should test them test them how like on like how much they love us like their loyalty their loyalty yeah quiz then like oh their loyalty like see what they'll do for us like cut your finger off like stab them you've got one on us yeah yeah yeah I don't think we should do that I do think our biggest fans like if I murder somebody they wouldn't call the cops on I agree I think I could convince Y'all, it had to be done, and they'd be like, "It had to be done." It had to be, it had to be. I actually do believe that. I think we should test that. 'Cause I think Harper would do that with Ariana Grande. I think Harper could witness Ariana Grande Kim will really murder someone. And she's like, "Harper, it had to be done." Harper would be like, "I've seen it." No, I would literally be like, "I will go to court and lie for you." And that is the Michael Jackson case, right? That. Yeah, okay. Let's start getting to my point. I don't think I should, I really don't think I should, but I have strong opinions, but I don't think so. Yeah, back to you being a stand-up comedian. I think I could be a pretty good stand-up comedian. I think the hardest part for cash is you'll have to stand up for an hour. It's a long time. That on, it's a long time. I bring a heart percent. She would. I think you're funny, man. You know, Michael Jackson's spent 50 days in the courtroom, 50 days? Or something like that, maybe 40? Who? MJ. Michael Jackson. King of Pop, hello. Oh, O.J. Simpson? Yes. 'Cause he did too. He spent like 40 days in the courtroom. Wait, Harvard, do you know who Michael Jackson is? Oh, I do know who he is. She loves Michael Jackson. Just beat it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I went to court. What? I spent a day in the courtroom, not 40 days, but I did. What? You did not go to court. Swear. Swear. I have a photo. You have a photo. Yes, I do. I do. Why were you in court? Any images in there? No. I went to court and I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. You went to court and you got a photo. You were just in front of the die. It's like, can we take a quick, big, real quick? No, sorry. I'm trying to find it. Trying to find it. Why are you hiding your phone? What's on your phone? You have to hide. Nothing. Okay. I don't think I saved it in chat. Oh, how can we-- Oh, here it is, here it is. Is this your first time in court? Oh. You were at court. You were at the-- Yeah. Oh my goodness. We're not going to show the photo, but she was at court. This is me in court. Wait. What? That's a crazy harbor. Wait, you are at court. Yes. You actually went-- No, give me my phone back. Why did you go to court? Did you go to court for Natalie? Well, what were you filing at the court house? Did it have to do with Natalie? Okay. No, I didn't. No, no, I didn't. Well, I'll tell you the truth. I originally went in there two days ago because I was like, I need to file a report. I need to file a case for Natalie. Yeah, I was recent. And then, all the way back from that court house, I rolled past the stop sign. And I rolled past it. I rolled past it. And a cop was literally right there. I was like, I'm going to-- Oh, you made roll. Like, you actually rolled past the stop sign. I literally rolled past it. And the cop was right there. And I rolled past the stop sign. And I was like, I was looking at the stop sign. I was like, no cop, no stop, because I don't see you. So then I rolled past it. And then the cop was right there in the corner of my eye. I was like, crap. So then he comes, pulls me over. And he's like, you literally, you literally saw me. And I was like, I know, I'm sorry. And then he was like, you could have at least stopped. You didn't have to go straight past it. He was like, I was like, I'm sorry. He's like, we've had a lot of problems with the stop sign. So that's why I have to be there. I was like, do you have nothing else to do with your life? But pull teenage girls over in a pink car? Like, what? Should I start the ride, made him? No, so yeah. So then I was like, I was being super appreciative. So then he would give me a warning. But then he came to me. He was like, gave me the ticket. $390. Yeah. It's stupid. I could've bought gold and use it. I could've bought something besides-- Oh, it's stupid. I'm sorry that I still have to take a defensive driving course. Oh, no, that's the worst part. Oh, my gosh. The $390 is way better than the driver. No, listen, I can't do that because I'm a minor. So basically, my mom, me and her went in. And the judge was like, you can either pay $390 right now and I'll do the defensive driving course, or you can pay $180 and do the defensive driving course and you have 90 days to do it. And I was like, I'd rather just pay the full thing. I was like, mom, can you pay for me? You're like, no. So then, I look at him and I was like, OK, I'll just pay the full thing. So I have my apple pay out. He's like, we don't take apple pay. So I pull my card out. And I was like, OK, where's your thing? He's like, it takes me well to pull it up. And he was like, oh, actually, even if you do pay the $390, you still have to take the course. So then were you like, OK, then I want to pay the $180. Yeah, so I was like, I'll just pay the $180. So then I pay the $180. And now I have to sign up to do a course-- Defensive driving course. Even though-- oh, yeah, and then he was like, by the way, it's not that hard to drive. I swear on everything. I was like, what? He was like, it's not that hard to drive safely. And he was, oh, yeah. And he was like, and if you get another ticket and the city you're in right now, you will be-- your own probation right now for 90 days. And if I get another ticket, then I will have to go to jail. Not jail, but I will have to be-- It'll just go on your record. Oh, go on my record, yeah. Yeah, that's what it was, yeah. Not prison. Not prison. But they're like close at the same things. Yeah, yeah. That's terrible. I did defensive driving. It was terrible. So how long did you spend at the courthouse for this? I spent like 10 minutes. You made it sound like that was like three hours ago. Yeah, well, I felt like a name we had to go. No, I felt like it. I was just waiting and they couldn't ring up the money. Did you cry when the cop pulled you over? No. You didn't try that? I mean, I should have tried, but-- I mean, it was like, it was really like, it was bad. I went straight through the stop sign. I know a girl that when she gets pulled over, she pours stuff on her self to-- and then says that she peed her pants, and that's why she was running home. That's such a good idea. Sorry. Yeah, I should do that. What? Person, does that? A girl that-- Page. Oh, god. I respect it. Yeah, it is a very smart idea. Well, yeah, I actually want to do that. It wasn't water, though. What was Ashley P? No. OK. She just says something along the lines of what I said. You're very close to Risa, but it's something you bring. And we're not going to go into details, but that is-- But you tell me after, right? Yeah, I'll tell you after. But she does that to get the cops to maybe side with her a little bit, but I don't-- Has that never worked? I don't know. She's ever actually going to try it. She just was prepared for it. She did tell me she was like, I got pulled over one time. She was like, you know, she was probably like 17 or 18. She got pulled over, and she used to drive a Camaro. And the cop was asking like, is this your dad's car? And she was like, no, because she bought it herself. Dang. I thought I was smart, and I was like, I'm going to put a blue lives matter sticker on the back of my car, just in case a cop ever pulls me over. I have a blue lives matter sticker. I don't think that's what the sticker is. What? Yeah. It's not a blue lives matter. It's a blue stripe back the blue. Whatever it is, it's the flag with the blue stripe in the middle. And it's like the cops flag. And I was like, I'm going to put this on the back of my car. And that way-- If you can't even know what it is, why would you do that? Listen. Because it was a decoy for me to not take it. And even knowing the sticker, man, he was like, cops like the sticker? Put it on. I put it on the back of my car, and I got pulled over one day and I was like, look, he sees that sticker. And I think he did see it, but he still gave me a ticket, never even commented once about it. Well listen, I've never even-- Did you ask him about the sticker? Hey, did you see the sticker? I think we took the sticker off after that. Yeah, I was like, this is a rip-off. I've never even gone a ticket. Give me a ticket. When I was 16, I just got my license. I was driving my friends around, and I can't have more than four people in a car, but I was going 10 over. So that's the first time I got pulled over, and they were like, and four cops pulled up. I don't know why. I don't see it crazy when they do that. They all whip it. I was like, come on. Because I don't think there's a lot. They're like, oh, nothing else is happening. Might as well go. Yeah. Like, they want to join the party. And so what I tried was I was like, oh, were you in my-- I actually just filmed on a YouTube channel, and were you in the video? They were all like, no. They were like, no, we were. I know. I know. It was literally all the way over there in like Bartonville. I have a YouTube channel. I know. You can pull over. Do you know how fast you were going? OK. So I have a YouTube channel. I know you're in my video. Here's my gold plaque. No, you're so-- that's so funny. She like, we had just filmed with some cops, like at a department in our area, but she got pulled over in a different city. Yeah. Oh my gosh. We're going to cash a map video, and we had these cops come over, if it's for the two-kill Harper video, I've ever seen it, and the whole police department showed up. There was like my ton of cops there for our video, and yeah, the one time I didn't get pulled over, he was a guy at that shoot. She was nourished. Really? Yeah. I saw this video the other day, and this lady in Florida gets pulled over. Are you listening? You're going to like this story, and now I'm listening. Dog. I'm listening. She's talking about crazy Florida women. She's talking about a nurse pinky. No, I was just showing how like my tan, because when I take my ring off, I have a ring line. She's a dirty mask. I do. Don't like that. All right. We're staying in the tire. So this lady in Florida gets pulled over by the cops, and the cops like, can I see your ID? And she's like, no. Why? But she keeps her so slowly. She's like, no, no. And he's like, I need to see your ID, or I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the car. And she basically is like, is this your friend? No. This is a girl I saw on TikTok. Well, she dropped over. No. No. So, anyways, long story short, she gives him her identification card, but it's not like her ID. The state of Florida ID. It's like a piece of paper. She printed off. That has her name on it. But that's it. It only has her name. What? And he's like, this is not like an actual state of Florida. I'm going to try to do that. Just bring out a selfie of me. It says cash. I'm going to say his man. His name is cash. What is it? The diplomat. She called herself like a diplomat or something. Oh, yeah. So there's people that say they're citizens of the free earth. Yeah. And they believe that you don't, that you have the right to live on the earth. And so they say this is God's land. Yeah. Like they don't recognize the state of Florida. No one owns it. Or, yeah, they don't recognize police officers. They say this is God's land. They think you can't own land. Yeah. I would like to try that in North Korea. So, where? It's a cool idea. So what happens when they want to. - Yeah, let me tell you Kim Jong-in. - Or Rinson. - I'm going to be here. - I don't know. You have to have identification for everything in this world. - But anyways, so she was very compliant. She was a nice lady. They pull her out of the car and they're like, "We're gonna have to take you to jail if you don't give us an ID." And she's like, "I gave you my ID." But she doesn't believe in having government-issued IDs. So anyways, they pull her into the cop car and she's like, "I don't understand what did I do wrong." And they're like, "You have to have a state of Florida or a government-issued ID to be able to drive on the road." She pulls out her Bible. And she's like, "It says that Christians have the right to subdue the earth." Do you know what that means? It means I need to be able to travel the earth. And he's like, "Okay, well, you can walk." - What are you doing that situation? You're just like, "Okay, but yeah, in the state of Florida." - No, I mean, I just kept saying that over and over. - It keeps your plan in my mind and I breathed in my mouth saying, "You did that weird scream." - My parents lived in the middle of Oklahoma. - Woo! - It wasn't even weird. It was just terrible. - That hit you, you would be terrified, too. - Hey guys, out. Thanks so much for watching this episode. We can get-- - Santa Jail, kids. - Yeah, and Harper's gonna use some mouthwash. - No. - Let's see y'all.