Harper Throws a Slushy at Cash!

How do you want to split it? Actually, dinner's on me. Okay, big money. Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo Debit MasterCard, so. Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kind of on me, actually. Yeah, you send it, I spend it. Did my money get, like, reincarnated? Yeah, it's chicken shawarma. Want it back? I can't believe you, like, ate my Venmo. Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo Debit Card. No monthly fee or minimum balance. Venmo balance account required to get a card and use a balance. This Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank, N.A. We go to this basketball court, which has really high fences. Every time we go play, these kids, they assault us, first of all. With slushies. They crouch walk all the way up to the trees there and throw the slushies over the trees and over the fence. Dude, when it goes, it goes boom. Moral of the story, if you're watching this, you will not get away with this anymore, so you must stop now. And trust me, Malware does not like getting a slushie thrown at him. Why? No. Do not throw it at him because he only has one pair of clean pants and he has dinner after this. Please do not throw it at him. Fine. I'm fine. I'm not throwing it at you, Kenzie. Why would you do that? It's okay. It'll come out of your hair. No, let's do it. Oh! Recently, I've been working out a lot. No, you have not. No, you have not been. I have. Before bed and in the mornings, I've been doing a lot of push-ups. I can now do, I can now do like three to four hundred push-ups. Is this true, Kenzie? Has he been doing a lot of push-ups? Look at her. Uh-huh. I have. I have. I have. Wait, no, wait, Matt. Okay, wait. No, I can do three to four hundred push-ups. In a row. Yes, I'll bet you a hundred dollars. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. In a row without stopping? Yeah, probably three to four hundred right now. I'm still kind of tired. I'd like to see you do a hundred. I will do three to four hundred right now. I'll bet you a hundred dollars. No, don't shake that hand. A hundred dollars. I know what Maverick. I'll pay you a hundred dollars. No, Harper, wait, wait, wait. I've known him my whole life, and he does these little schemes, and he does something that he's like, well, you didn't say I can't use my knees. I won't use my knees. Real push-ups. Real push-ups. Nope. A hundred dollars. A hundred push-ups. I'll give you a hundred dollars. Harper, I would not take this bet at all. A hundred dollars. I don't want to take it. Let's see it. A hundred dollars. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. If you actually do a push-up with your feet. Yes, it'll be a full push-up. Okay. Ready? How many? Shake my hand. How many? Three to four. Wait, hold on. Three to four hundred push-ups. He's going to do exactly three hundred. He's going to go three to four hundred push-ups. Here you go. Shake my hand on it. A hundred dollars. For you to do actual push-ups? Yes. Is he getting in touch? Yes. I'll give you a thousand bucks if I don't do it. Okay. All right. All right. One, two, three, four. Okay. Like, I. I said three to four hundred. That was four. Oh. You owe me a hundred bucks. I told you it's some stupid thing. Wait, three to four. He said I can do three to four hundred. Saying like, I can do three to ten. Oh, I can do three to four hundred. I can do three to four hundred. No. Three to four hundred. Do you think these things are funny, man? I think I made a hundred dollars. Well, it's the same as him saying, I can do twenty to four hundred. I can do twenty to forty push-ups. Oh, I can do three to four hundred push-ups. Okay. You said it so many times, I was like, she's going to catch on. I did catch on. I just wanted to make you feel better. Oh, right. Well, now you owe me a hundred dollars. Do you have Venmo? Is he accepting defeat? Because I don't have Venmo. I'm not going to lie. I really. I thought you were stupid for a second. What? Because you have been working out. Chokes on you. You have been working out before bed and in the morning, but not push-ups. And I thought you were just saying the wrong words. Wait, if he's working out in his bedroom, what is he possibly doing besides push-ups? He's just. Well, it's not really a full work-out. But, I mean, I can do it. He's been. What is it? Planking. Yeah. Oh, you just planked? Wait, wait, wait. I can own a plank for longer than you. No, you can't. I swear. I'm great at it. I swear. I swear. I want to see it because. I said the same thing. I was like, I can plank way longer than you, man. My body was trembling. No, planking is hard. I'm great at planking. Okay. I want to see it. Okay, ready? Let's all out-plank you right now. We might have to speed this up. Yeah, we'll speed ramp it. We all can talk while we plank. All right, go ahead. Matt, I got it. I got it. When's the last time you did a plank? Me? Yeah. Wait, are you going to go on your elbows or on your, like, full hands? She looks like a little turtle. Wait, both of you scoot back as far as you can. Who gets down like that? That's so weird. Whoa. She's literally a turtle. Wait, turn to the side, Harper. That's literally a turtle. It's so bad. I really need to fix myself. Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. Be quiet, ready? I need to check your back. Be quiet, ready? Whoa. Why did it sound flimsy? All right, scoot a little closer, Harper, like this way. You can. Ready? Three, two, three, two, one, go. Okay, they're up. How long do you all each normally go, you think? About eight minutes. What? Matt said eight minutes. Harper said one minute. One minute? I don't think that matters. What do you think that's good during him? Well, yeah. How are you feeling, Harper? Good. I'm not dying. Nobody can really hear you. I play classic planes while I play. That is a good distraction. He does. When I was in high school, we had a plane for like extended periods of time. I'd have to sing like songs to myself because I knew once I got through like three full songs, it'd be shaking. What songs did you sing? I sang Frosty the Snowman. I'm here all day. Actually, Harper, you're kind of killing it. Thanks. I was expecting her to be done by now. Me too. What's your time? Forty. All right. I feel like I'm being dramatic. There's no way we were planking that long. Wait. How long is your planking? I think I would sing Frosty the Snowman and it'd be over. It'd be over? I think Frosty the Snowman is like a 30-second song. Yeah, it's not that long. It's Frosty the Snowman and I'm done. What time are you guys at? A minute and nine. All right. They're at one minute and nine seconds. She's sturdy. She's sturdy. She really is. Matt is a little wobbly. My record's like about four and a half minutes, five minutes, something like that. You told me you hold over eight minutes. Yeah, I lied. Wait, your record's only four and a half minutes now? Yeah, something like that. I need to do a push-up check since I've been doing Pilates. Wait, why is Harper actually kind of going toe-to-toe with Matt right now? Yeah, are you cheating? She looks like she's cheating. I'm not kidding. Harper, you're killing it Pilates. I'm terrified right now. I'm not kidding. Harper is insanely stiff right now, which is crazy. Like, you're, like, actually doing so good, Harper. I used to do Pilates, like, a lot. Yeah, I tried to make it to two minutes, and we're at, like, two minutes right now. Is there a record actually four? Yeah, so I'm getting scared. I don't think I can make it this long. She's not even shaking. Wait, what's the time? Two minutes? Two minutes? This is insane. Gosh, I don't think you're even shaking off Harper. Am I about to get beat? You might. Matt's shaking. Why is Matt shaking? I always shake. Me too. I'm on the verge of shaking. No, you're doing good. Harper, stay strong. I'm going to keep pushing. This is crazy. Harper, you have to out-plank him. That'd be so iconic. I know. On the podcast. Oh, my gosh. Don't hurt him. I know. Come on. This is crazy. This is insane. Blake acts like she's giving birth over there. No, no, no. It's crazy to me. Blake off-set is going, Harper, keep push, Harper, push. I know. I made you laugh. I plank. Push. Oh, my gosh. You did so good. Oh, my gosh. Good job. That was really good. Two minutes and 40 seconds. Why didn't you go on the plank? All right, Kinsey, you get down here. I can't do it. Oh, he's going to try to take him back to back. Oh, my gosh. Hurry, go. Okay, wait. Matt, Kate, you go. I want to see how long Kate can go. No, I. Ow! I already hurt myself. Hurry, Kinsey, you got to go. Okay, what's my time? Three minutes. Okay, big money. Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo debit MasterCard, so. Want it back? A Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Okay, ready? I'm not going to be able to go as long as Harper. That hurts so bad. All right, Matt's trying to beat them back to back. And then you got to take Kate on, Nev. I don't think I can. You got to take Kinsey in. No, trust me, Kate's only next for 10 seconds. I fell at my lunch already. Throw up your lunch? I'm already shaking. You're doing good, Kinsey. Kinsey's complaining a lot down there. I'm already shaking. Kinsey, Pilates-style breath. I hate Pilates-style breath. They're like. Wait, wait, wait. Would I be good at Pilates if I can do a plank? Yes, you'll be incredible at Pilates. Absolutely, you would destroy us all. Please don't go. Hey, guys, I'm sorry. I think Kinsey, out of you three, like, probably one of the more, like, I don't know. I guess, I don't know what the correct word is. If it's athletic, strength, whatever. But when it comes to stretching and challenges like these, the whole time, Kinsey complains a lot. I don't do stretching, but this is different. What's my time? Mads. Four minutes. No, oh. Mads going there right now. Hey, Kate, you got to be ready to take Kinsey's spot after she falls. Kinsey, you're on 60 seconds. Okay. Mads dying. Mads is shaking a lot. My goal is to. Mads, it's mindset. Just don't sit down. Just don't sit down. I'm trying. Mads, don't go down there. You guys are all cute with your matching shirts. Mads, I'm telling you, you can take on Kate after this. Mads, it is mindset. You can take on Kate. She's only going to last about 20 seconds. You're so mean to me. No, I'm just hyping him up. Hype me up. Okay, you got this, Kate. Thank you. If you fall, you're weak. All right, don't do it, Mads. And if you guys want to match with Maverick and Kinsey, you can go get those shirts on LOHodcast.net. Good, good. The LOHodcast.net. Wow, what a plug. That's 45 seconds. They're at 4 minutes, 45 seconds. Wait, since we're talking about merch, I'll show you my shirt, too. That is dying. That is dying. That is dying. Kate's doing a merch ad. - Yeah, during there. - Oh my gosh. - Wow, thank you, Katie. - It's so cute. - Look at him now. - Katie, you're at two minutes. - Okay, how far did Harper go? - Harper, you were like two and a half. - Yeah. - No, Katie, I can't do it. - Am I shaking? - Yeah, you're shaking. - Oh, God. - What are you doing? No, you're good, Katie, they helped us. - What's he doing? - His voice is crazy. - What's it like, Katie? - You're at 2:17. - No, no, no, look at that energy. - Matt, you gotta stay up. - I can't breathe. I can't breathe. - Why is Matt marching his back like that? - You don't know what I'm talking about. - You're at two and a half. - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - Oh, no, Matt, you're supposed to take pain. - There's no way. - I was ready for it. - I have just had the craziest back arch I've ever seen. - My lower back is going through it. - Yeah, I imagine. - It's giving the same energy when we were trying to limbo and he was like. - Your lower back looked like you were going through it, dude. - I remember that. - It was the arch on top of the. - Barbara, that was freaking hard. - I know. - I feel it everywhere. - It hurts. - You have to try it. - Wait, who fell first? - Oh, like Kenzie. - Wait, you did a five minute plank. - Ugh. - Five minutes of this episode. - He did five and a half minutes. Five minutes was taken up by, wait, we should do that for an episode. - Oh, my body is so tired. - Are your arms tired? - Yes, they are. - At the whole time during the episode, I'm supposed to be planking the whole time. So it's like, I did five, and then before Mav goes down, someone else has to get down there. - Oh, man. I think that'd be a short episode. - Are planks good for your abs? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - And they get you abs. - It's like a full body workout. - Can I do a pushup check? - Sure. - I haven't done one in a while. - What was your record, one? - I think I did like two or three. I want to see a compilation of my pushup checks. - All right, let's see it. Planks are so mental. Oh, dude, I know, right? All right, let's see it. - Like, when I was going against Harper, I thought I wouldn't make it at one point. - Two, come on, touch your nose. - Let's go. - Touch your nose, touch your nose. On the ground, on the ground. - Oh, crap. - Aw. - Hey, you're doing good, though. - A pushup, you don't have to touch your nose. - Hey, look, you do it the hard way. You're doing like this. - Yeah, your form is insane. Go in, not like. - That's not how I practice, though. - I'm gonna keep your elbows by your side. - Elbows by your side. There you go. Okay, well, yeah. Okay, just sit back up here. - How is that supposed to be easier? - No, like, actually, playing's arm and elbow, because I feel like I could've kept going, but then I was like, I can't, I give up. - They're heavily mental. What do you do for your workout? - Me? - Yeah. - Well, when I do workout, I go to the gym, and I do, I go to the StairMaster and do eight minutes of that. - You use StairMaster? Dang. - Yeah, it's so hard. - Aw, I hate it. - So I do eight minutes of Stair, or eight minutes of StairMaster, then the two-minute cool down, and then I go upstairs, walk two miles on the treadmill to get my 10. 1,000 steps in, and then I go downstairs, do cable crunches and leg hangs, and I have a 25-pound weight on my legs, go up 15 times, so sometimes I give up, and then I go over there, do a minute plank, and then two side planks that are 30 seconds, and then I go to the sauna and sweat out all my water weight. - The sauna's good. - I love the sauna. - Man, we should plank in the sauna. - That would get you abs right away. - That would get you shredded. - Dude, I just can't go-- - Wow, yeah. - I can't go in the sauna at gyms, dude. It's just a bunch of naked dudes, and it's like-- - You're naked? - What? - Naked old men. - I've never seen a naked dude in the sauna. What's up? - Naked old men at the gym I go to. - I wanna go, I wanna get a sauna at home so bad. - What do you mean naked? - Like they're like-- - Like they are completely naked in the sauna. - They get naked. - Naked, naked. - Like butt on the wood. - Naked. - Yeah, I don't know why I said naked. I just said it 'cause he said that, but it's naked. - Yeah, can you say naked? - Naked? - Say naked. - Naked. - Naked. - He says it redneck. - Redneck. - Naked. - Yeah, we've discovered that before. - Naked. - Think of how much money you could win with my push-up strategy though. Three to 400 push-ups. No one's gonna believe you. - No, because no one's paying you out. - Yeah, no one's paying you. - No one's gonna pay you. - Yeah, Harper's not gonna pay me. - Wait, how big of an ick would it be if a guy is next to you, or like your boyfriend is next to you, and y'all are doing a plank competition and he like starts shaking like 30 seconds in? - Pretty big ick. - Well, I was shaking like 30 seconds in. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, you were. - I actually gave up 30 seconds in. - You know, you guys remember when we were like, you can't spell Maverick without the ick? I saw a fan, they said you can't spell Kate without eight. - Ooh, you can't spell Harper without the E-R because I'm an ambulance. - What? - Creative. - You can't spell Cash without-- - Ash, 'cause you are always ashy and pale. - Ash? - Ashy and pale. - Do y'all wanna be buried or get cremated? - Don't really care. Put my body in a trash bag. - Or you might be. - I'm gone. - No, actually, creamy me and then put me in a necklace and all of you guys have to wear it all the time. - That seems really morbid. - What the heck? - What is that? - It's water. - What the heck? - Why does it still have a sticker on it? - Why is it such a baby cup? - That's mine. - Why'd you just request a water to come up here? - 'Cause I'm thirsty, it wore me out. - That's my cup. - You actually just requested a water for water? - I don't know if that cup has been washed. - Well, there's a fake straw. - I think it came from the PR. - Are y'all's arms still shaking? - Not really. I didn't do though. I did three pushups. - Planks are really hard. - I know you guys don't care, but my foot, my knee from the thigh all the way down is completely asleep right now. - Try to walk, try to walk. - No, I'm always scared I'm gonna buckle my knee. - No, you can do it, try to walk. - One, two, buckle my shoe. - Wait, are you sure it's completely asleep? - I don't know why that. - Oh, you didn't feel that? - I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty freaking dead. - Wait, are you hitting his knee? - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's dead, hit his knee again. - Ow. - I'm telling you, it's asleep. Hit it harder. - No, it hurts my hand. Oh, go down and try to walk. Oh, wait, can we please all make our feet fall asleep? - I know. - I love it. - There's this challenge where you put rubber bands around your thighs and apparently it makes your legs fall asleep and then you're all supposed to race. - Does that happen to y'all when you're on the airplane that your legs fall asleep? - Mm-hmm, yeah. - I start freaking out, I'm like, "My, my, my, my, my." - I can't, it makes me nauseous. - See, that hurts. - Yeah, I can't do it. - That one got me. - You're lying. - No, I'm not. Up here is not really as much. - Try to walk. - It's, calf down is really. - Try to walk. Hurry before he goes away. - Oh, no. - Okay, ready? - This, I feel like you could actually hurt yourself. - Well, I've done it before. - 'Cause you can't feel if you broke something. - Hurry and walk. - Oh. - Oh, wait. Oh, no. - Keep going, you can't stop. Keep going. - Go, go. - No, no, go, hurry. - He's gonna fall. - He's literally gonna fall. - Hit him, Harper, hit him, hit him. - I have no motion of my leg right now. - It doesn't look like it. - Try to walk. - Go, dude. - He's literally, it's buckling. - He's got a buckle. He's got a buckle on his knee. - Why is he walking like that? - Hurry up. - This is literally what happened to me on the toilet that one time. - Oh, my God. - It feels, you have to, okay, coming back, coming back. - Oh, my God. - It's so painful. - That is so funny. - Oh, my God, I bet. - How long were you sitting on the toilet for that to happen? - Oh, my God. - That's crazy. - I had been sleeping, and then I woke up, and I got a really bad head rush, so I guess it's not the same thing at all, actually. - The funniest thing I've ever seen. - Wait, you were sleeping on the toilet? - No, I woke up in the morning from my slumber, and I got up really quick and went to the bathroom really quick, and then I started to black out 'cause my head rush happened so bad, and I could feel myself going out, but I was still peeing. And I was like, "No." - How do you wanna split it? - Actually, dinner's on me. - Okay, big money. - Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo debit MasterCard, so. - Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kinda on me, actually. - Yeah, you send it, I spend it. - Did my money get, like, reincarnated? - Yeah, it was chicken shawarma. Want it back? - I can't believe you, like, ate my Venmo. - Spend your balance instantly with the Venmo debit card. It is issued by the bank or bank N/A. - Like, I have to stay conscious until I finish peeing, 'cause I didn't wanna pee on the floor, and so I was, like, fighting it, and the second I-- - What? - What? - Okay, sorry, keep going. - The second I finished peeing, I just fell over. - Oh my gosh, that happened on the floor? - You passed out? - Like, on the floor. It was like I was fighting it. - What was wrong with you? - I just got a really bad head rush. - Yeah, I get those before. I stood up from the toilet once. - Yeah, well, how long were you sitting on the toilet? That's what Kinsey just asked me. - Yeah, I was sitting on it for five minutes. - Yeah, it's a long time, don't lie. - And so I got up, and I, like, immediately, like, I just, like, fell to the ground, but it was, like, a really settling fall. Like, I really liked it, and I enjoyed it. I love getting head rushes. - Oh, you like that? - Yeah. - What? - Really? You like it? - Mm-hmm. - I don't like it. - I like it like that. - What's the longest you guys think you've ever sat on the toilet? At least, like, 45 minutes. - I'd say, like, 20 minutes. - 20 minutes. - 45? - 20? - Probably 45. - I'd say 20 minutes, 'cause I'm always-- - I sit on 20 on the daily. - An hour. - Maybe an hour. Harper's cabin, 20 minutes. - What do you mean, an hour? - I've probably done an hour. I'm saying the longest-- - That's not good for you. - That's really, that's bad for your-- - That'll give you enema, and so I just spit. - That's how you get, you get colon cancer like that, too. - What? - I don't think so. - From sitting down? - Yeah, one time, I took a laxative, and I was on the toilet, and my butthole flipped inside out. - Okay. - No, no, that did not happen, Harper. That did not-- - Sometimes Harper-- - That did happen to one of my friend's goats one time, though. - What? - What? - No, listen, I'm not kidding you. It was her show goat. - I just can't. Like, what do you mean? Like, nobody else says things like this, Kinsey. Only you. - It was not good 'cause it was her show goat. - No, Kinsey, just stop. - She was supposed to win money for it, so it was her show goat. - Yeah, I would imagine. If your show goat's poop chute is inside out, I don't think it's gonna win the show. - Yes, no, and so it's, whenever that happens, its guts start coming out. It was still alive. I'd be so mad if I was the goat and you were sharing this on a podcast. Did it die? Yeah, they shot it. There's nothing you can do to help it. That's the kindest thing to do. Why are you laughing? Are you waiting for you to laugh? The last one minute has been one of the funniest one minutes of my life. This is hilarious. I would probably just stick my finger and put it back inside out. No, no, no. Whatever you do, do not put it in your ear. Wait, I saw something crazy. Do not put your finger anywhere near the goat's butt. I saw something crazy that I need to share because I feel like it could be helpful for people. What's happening right now? There's this video on TikTok of this lady walking her dog. No, that doesn't work. What? That doesn't work. What? I know what you're going to say. I have something helpful too, but you go first. Well, this lady was walking her dog to New York City and a pit bull literally jumped out of a parked car and started attacking one of the dogs. And it's on a security camera. It was crazy. And the guy who owned the pit bull sat there for a second, didn't do anything, and then he finally got out. It was just this tiny little yapper dog that's being literally eaten by a pit bull. And the dog's OK. But I saw a comment that was like, I'm a vet tech. If this ever happens, stick your finger in the dog's. No, that does not work. Yeah, it does not work. You tried that? No, there's a video on TikTok of these two dogs in a fight. We stick your finger in the pit bull's butthole? Yes. There's this video on TikTok of these two dogs fighting. And this guy runs up and he just starts stabbing the 40 to the butt. No, if that's happening, there's only one thing you can do. And you have to cut off the area. You have to cut off the airway of the dog. Yeah, you're supposed to choke him out. You grab the dog and you choke him out. Or you take their collar and you pull up on their neck. So that way it cuts off their windpipe. Because then they have to breathe. That's what it is, yeah. And so they let go of whatever they're holding on to. Yeah, that's what it is. My dog got attacked once. I'd be so mad if I stuck my finger in a dog's little hole like that and it didn't even make him stop. How did that guy feel after he just did that? No, he did it for like 20 seconds too. It's like, OK, dude, after five, I think we know it's not a dog. That's crazy. Yeah. Extra 15 was a little unnecessary. He's already in there, though. I mean, might as well. That's disgusting. Maybe it'll work. That is so fun. No, but my other piece of advice was if your dog ever like eats your underwear or whatever else. She knows this because Stella does that. Kinsey, only Kinsey knows this advice. I'm sure other people's dogs do this. No, Kinsey's dog eats all her underwear. And not just that. Wait, not like chews on it, like eats it whole. Swallows it and poops it out the other end. My dog has eaten one pair of mine. I've eaten my own underwear before, but then the rest you just chews up. We walked out one day and Stella was mid poop. No, no, no. That's not what happened. And it was. Oh, yeah, it was stuck. No, you got it. Yeah, there's a picture of it, but we can't show it. No, we had been gone. And Kinsey was like, oh, dang, like Stella needs to be let out. And so we couldn't get home soon enough. So I called my dad down the street. I was like, hey, can you come let Stella out? He's like, yeah. And he drives down here and he lets Stella out. He calls me like five minutes later. He's like, hey, I'm trying to. He's like, I let Stella. She's got a freaking rag hanging out of her butt. Oh, yeah. I didn't finish it. Yeah. Who's that? Chase? No, my dad. He was like, it's not coming out. He's like, pull it. We're like, no. No, no, no. Yeah. So I Googled it and Google says, do not pull it out. If it's stuck, you have to leave it and they will get it out themselves. No, I feel like everyone should know that. If I was pooping out a rag and one of y'all was like, let me pull it. I'd be like. No, no. If you pull it, if you pull it, Stella would have ended up like that. Go. Yeah, that's exactly why I Googled it. And that's what Google says. That's not making me sick. If your dog ever does that, do not pull it out. Who would pull it? Who would do that? My dad almost did for me. Well, just imagine if it was you. Would you want someone to pull it? If it had to be done, if Google said, yes. No, it doesn't have to be done. I would walk over to Stella. And help her. I would walk around with it in me forever. And you pull it. I can't breathe. No, it can hurt them. So don't pull it out. And so my dad just had it. He was. Because you can't pull it out. You're supposed to let them do it themselves. So my dad just had to watch her figure it out for like five minutes by herself. And she finally got it. It'll pass. That's so gross. Like, imagine having to pull it. And then you see like a big pink thing. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I don't know what you just said. Don't repeat it. But me and Mav had to go down to where my old house is the other like a month ago. Because we were fixing up the backyard. And I was cutting limbs off this tree. And I like reach over to pick up this limb. And there's a pile of leaves. And whenever I picked up the limb, it moved the pile of leaves. I had two pair of underwear in my backyard that Stella had pooped out. My dog pooped out a sock before. Ew. A sock? Yeah. I feel like that's like more dense. I feel like it's bad. No, like that's so gross. But no, this is. This is so bad. Because I've had. Because I don't live there anymore. I have a yard guy go once every other week. And he's just been mowing over it. And he probably sees them all the time. But it's disgusting. Anyway, sorry. Does your car not turn on? No. Oh, my car? We went through this. Yeah. Remember you already asked that? You didn't try though. No, it doesn't. We took the battery out. Why? Because we were going to use it to race down the hill. They took a battery out of this what? Was it? We told you about the hill, right? Yeah. We told you. It was like a pink little Bronco or Jeep or something. What was it? Barbie car? Oh, no. We had a pink Bronco. Exactly like yours. One of these. Really? It was like haunted or something. Wait, remember when we got you a Bronco on stage? It was like haunted. Me? Oh, yeah. We got you like a fake like Bronco. At one of the shows? It was like that. I forgot about that. I forget so much. But it was old and dirty like this one. And they ripped out all the batteries. And it was still making noises on its own. So then Mav flipped it over and like took all the wires. And he was like yanking all the wires out. And it kept going. It kept making noises. It was just a piece of plastic. For hours. We took the batteries out. We ripped all the wires out. And somehow it was still making noises. And when we say making noises, we mean a car alarm. Why one of these cars has a car alarm? I don't know. Are you kidding? No, it would just go. And we're like, why would you put a car alarm in a Barbie Jeep? That goes off. You guys put that in our house? Put what in our house? It was in the garage. No, not the haunted one. Well, I don't know. The haunted one might have came in. It's haunted, though. That's crazy. That's terrifying. That's terrifying. Yeah. And we looked at the bottom. And every single wire is out. Every single battery is out. And it's still just going for hours. That's weird. We couldn't shut it up. That's so weird. Maybe it had like muscle memory? Plastic memory? Yeah, yeah. Did you guys ever have Barbie Jeeps as kids? Yes. Yes, I had one when we just got rid of it. And I was so sad. I had a pink one. I didn't have like a Barbie Jeep. I had a Silverado. A little. Of course you did. Me and Jaycee drove that thing everywhere. They had a Silverado. Silverado. I didn't stop talking. Like as in the truck? Yes. Yeah. Nice. They had a truck. Not a Barbie Jeep. Truck. We could have gone Barbie Jeep or Silverado. Who do you think would have won? Silverado. My Silverado. My Silverado. I got that battery charged. What happened to Lil Nas X? I don't know. I think he died. No. He's in jail? Oh, he's in jail? For what? Being bad. Naked. Oh, he's walking in the street naked? Wait, no. He's not in jail. That will do it. But I feel like he'd get out pretty soon after that. Maybe. All I know is the community pervert kept getting out of jail. Yeah, that's true. I never saw anything on Lil Nas X getting in jail, though. Let me see. Is that true? Look it up. No, he's not in jail. He was released on bail. Never mind. I won't say that. What? Nothing. Yeah, he's fine. He's okay. I never had a Barbie Jeep or anything, but I always wanted one. You had like a Razor scooter. I had a Razor scooter. You had dirt bikes when you were like four. Yeah, I guess that's what. My dad just bought us dirt bikes at like the age of two. So, I guess we didn't need a Barbie Jeep. Is Lil Nas X in jail? I just told you. You don't believe me? No. It says, yes, he still is in jail after going nude on the streets of LA. No. What? That'll do it. It literally says he's not in jail. Did you just make that up? No. Did you just lie to us? He lied to y'all. Wait. What's your favorite song from Lil Nas X? Look at her changing the topic. No, remember the Lil Nas X and Billy Ray? The Cyrus song? Yeah. I don't want to take my horse to the town. Oh, yeah. Wait. Don't sing. Don't sing. We might get copyrighted nowadays. Well, we did it on our PowerPoint night the other night. One of our friends was like, what you would get arrested for? And what do you guys think you'd get arrested for? Because mine probably is public nudity. What? What? What? Because. Wait. Hold on. Why? No. What would Kenzie's be? Kenzie's? No. Let's not breeze over that for a second. Why? Why on earth would yours be public nudity? Well, me and my friend were both like, that's what we would do. Because we used to. What? We used to skinny dip all the time at like private property. That was the issue is it wasn't public. What? How old were you? Like 15. Why? What would make you want to do that? Yeah. We were just like, why not? It was just like, we're like 15. We're like, we got to do something bad. And it was like, well, we can't go do drugs. Let's go skinny dipping. Where would you do this? So there's this really big neighborhood right next to her neighborhood. And so we would walk. We'd walk into it. We'd like trespass into it. And they had like a pond. And it was like all these. Is this the pond in your neighborhood? No. Wait, you skinny dipped? I feel like swimming naked would be really relaxing. You skinny dipped in a neighborhood pond? Yeah. In a pond. Yeah. In a neighborhood. And there was like multiple people there. I don't feel like you did. Kate Baker touched pond water. Naked. I did. Going literally. I don't believe it. I did. In the crevices of your feet. Oh my gosh. I can't even imagine that. Wait, but like, I feel like I really want to go to a pond. to swim naked i feel like that would be a lot of fun no it's like the same as swimming with clothes But it was nighttime too, though. Take a bath. We would, like, sneak out in the middle of the night and walk to this neighborhood and go skinny dipping, and the only light was the moonlight. That's great. I'm going to do that. What? No. I'm not recommending you should do it. Oh, gosh. No. That's what I'm saying. You'll get arrested for public nudity. That's why I said I think I would do that, because I used to do that. How does it even sound peaceful? It sounds vulnerable and terrifying. Yeah, it sounds not the opposite of peaceful. I would be stressed out the entire time. It was just fun. It was like, oh, my gosh, we're doing something reckless. Stop talking it up like it's a good idea. It's not. I do not think anyone should do it. At the end of the day, it's not really, like, bad if you let go of me. No, it's bad. It's not bad. It's just the fact that the humans, like, humans, like, made it. No, Blake. No. No, it's bad. Blake said humans made it sexual. Blake's trying to get us all naked right now. Oh, gosh. What would y'all do? Uh, yeah, no, but I would love to go. If I, like, own my own pond and own my own river, I would love to go. Your own river? Wait, we own our own pond? Can I not use that? No, no, no. Actually, Harper, you should go do that in our pond. I will. Because there's disgusting stuff all in there. You're going to come out, like, green. Ew. Yeah, our pond needs to be clean, but as soon as we got a clean pond, it's fair game. No, no, no. Fair game? No. No, it's not fair game. Don't show up at our pond. As soon as our pond is clean, it's no longer fair game. Also, there's cameras out there, so you don't want to be on the camera. Oh, my gosh. If somebody, like, skinny dipped in our pond, that'd be so bad. We didn't even think about cameras when we were doing it. We definitely got caught on camera. Yeah, another reason you should not do that. Anyways, I think I would go to jail for what? I think hitting somebody with your car. Nah, she's, like, biting someone's leg. Yeah. If I get really upset with a girl or something, I could definitely do some bad things. Like, key their car? Yeah. No, like, in the moment, sometimes I get really mad. I get really, really, really upset. And I'm, like, just in the moment. And I could definitely, like. Just, like, smash their head into a cereal box? Yeah. Yeah. Cereal box? I don't know. Or, like, the curb. No, I'm kidding. What? The curb stop. No. Did you guys ever say box tops? Yes. Yeah. Why? I sold them, yeah. You did? Yes. No, you did not. I swear, I would get them off cereal boxes, and I would do it for. Okay, big money. Yeah, it was chicken shawarma. Want it back? The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. I didn't know anyone actually did that. I always saved them, but I thought everyone just saved them and then never did anything. No, it was, like, for public. It was a public school thing. Why were you saving your boss? We didn't know, we just saved them. I don't know, I just said, save your box tops. I was like, alright. No, you would take them to school. Remember when it was a thing to, like, go to church camp and bring a bunch of pennies to put in the girls and the boys thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was so fun. Wait, so what did you get with your box tops? Wait, wait, wait, the girls and the boys thing? I'm sorry, you guys all understood that? I did not. What do you mean? The girls and the boys would have a bucket and be like. To, like, raise money? Whoever puts more pennies or whatever box weighs the most. More change in the thing. Yeah, whatever box weighs the most wins. So, everybody would bring a bunch of pennies and, like, oh, it was so fun. Yeah, the last day people are coming in with, like, bags of pennies and you're like, oh, yeah, Jimmy's putting pennies in. Yeah, and, like, the red, like, circle. Wait, that was VBS, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, VBS. And people would, um, people would have, like, the red, like, the red sellers and those would be the cool people. Mm-hmm. It was so fun. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. I miss VBS. That was a good time. Did you ever go to VBS? I went to, like, the, like, one that was, like, a three-hour one, one time. Oh. Vacation Bible School. Yeah. So, Sunday school. You went to Sunday school. Yeah, but it was, like, during the summer. Like, it was, like, on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday for, like, three hours out of the day I'd go to the church right next door. Yeah, that's called just church. No, it was VBS. No, that's VBS. Yeah, VBS is only, like, three. Y'all were, like, in church camp. No, VBS is, like, three hours. And then when you were at VBS, all the teenagers would be, like, participating. Yes. Oh, my gosh. And I had such a big crush on this one guy, and he was doing, they made all, like, the volunteers, like, do this thing where it was, like, they would wash the kids' feet as a representation of, like, what Jesus. What Jesus would do, and it was, like, a lot of the kids were, like, oh, I don't want you to wash my feet. No, thank you. And this guy was hot. I was, like, yeah, you can wash my feet. And I let him wash my feet, and then all the girls were, like, Kate has a crush on him. And I was, like, no, I don't. But, like, I did. You know. How old were you? Probably, like, eight or nine. Eight or nine? Yeah. And this dude was touching your feet? I thought you were talking about that. He was probably, like, 13. Oh. He was, like, like, I thought he was older. I don't know. It's still a little bit weird, but, you know, it is. I thought Vacation Barber School was, like, all day for, like, two days, three days. Some of them are. Some of the ones we went to was, like, all day. Well, there's, like, church camp, and then there's VBS. Yeah, I'm talking about VBS. All the teenage leaders would, like, always pick their favorite kid, and I would never be the favorite kid, and I would be so annoyed, because I want to get the right one. Maverick was always the favorite kid. Made sure of it. Made sure. There was, like, four people in y'all's church camp. What? No, we're talking about VBS. What are you talking about? There was hundreds of kids. I heard y'all went to kind of a. Wait, can y'all tell this story? Can y'all tell this story about the one church camp where y'all were playing that game, and then your dad. Oh, with the blind kid? Yeah, probably. Yeah, why not? So, we were at this church camp, and we went. Actually, we went there quite a few years. But anyways, there was this kid there that was blind, and. No, not just blind, like. Yeah, pretty much blind. Yeah. He had some other stuff. I think you guys also said he was maybe a little special needs. Maybe, yeah. I don't know. He had some other stuff, too, but the most important part is that he was blind, and we played a. A giant game of hide-and-seek through the entire church camp, which was, like, really big. And all the counselors went and hid, and all the kids had to find the counselors. And one of the counselors, which was my dad's friend, was like, I'm going to hide right outside the door. So, all of us are in this building. They keep us in the building. All the counselors go hide across the whole campus, and then they let us all out of the building. One of the counselors that was supposed to be hiding was like, I'm going to be right outside the door that all the kids run out, and I'm just going to pretend to be on the phone. And then all the kids will run right past. Right past me, and they'll just think I'm, like, busy and not part of the game. And so, he gets on his phone like this, and he just starts talking, and then they let all of our. All of us out, and we all go run out and start looking for everyone. Me and Matt ran right past him. Everyone. Except for the blind kid. He comes out, and he's the last one out the door, and he looks over, and he goes, found you. Just because he heard him talking. So, the blind kid was the first person to find someone in a game of hide-and-seek. The payout on that would be insane. That's honestly so good for him. Yeah. That's crazy. I wonder if it heightens. It probably does heighten your other senses. I think it does. I don't know, but all I know is the blind kid out of, like, a thousand kids was the first person to find someone in hide-and-seek. There was only a thousand kids at that church camp. Okay, there was. There was probably, like, a hundred? I don't know. There was more than, like, five people. I don't know what you think our church camp was. I don't know. But, yeah, I don't know how that ever happened, and I don't know if that'll ever happen again. But, he took a dub. That was a huge win for him. Man, we went to a. What was it? A World Cup game. We went to a World Cup. It was. World Cup! You know that song? Yeah. Did Cristiano Ronaldo perform? Perform? You mean play? He did a great halftime show. Wait! I feel like I remember one time we were, like, does his kids watch our podcast? If you guys watch our podcast, let us know. I don't know. There was a clip of. I wanted to reach out and sing the national anthem for the FIFA World Cup. You should have. Really? Yeah. Really? They didn't get back with you? What? Well, you know they don't sing our national anthem. Oh, they don't? Well, I guess the USA game they will. So, maybe if y'all are looking for a girl to sing the national anthem, I'm right here. That'd be. Wait, if you said the national anthem at the World Cup. Can you sing the national anthem? Right now? No. Have you ever done it? Do you even know the song? Yeah, I have at my school. Really? Oh, okay. But, yeah, that would, like, literally be the start of my music career. Yeah. Is singing the national anthem at the USA World Cup. Yeah. That would be pretty hype. Well, when we were at the World Cup. I pretended to sing the Brazilian one. I don't really know what it said. Who sang it? I don't know. I don't know. All I know is me and Matt went to the Brazil game versus Japan, and Brazil played their national anthem, and it sounded like a party, like a quinceanera. It was just like. It was like. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. And that was their national anthem, and then Japan played theirs, and it was like. It was like they were complete opposites. It was like a party. You literally just did the Hunger Games call. No, it was like a complete party, and then Japan was, like, all, like, respectful and serious. It was just like. It was like they felt bad that they're about to kill these Brazilians in this game. Wait, did they kill them, though? No, they lost. Brazil won. They lost, yeah. Japan lost. And y'all were rooting for Brazil. But I'll tell you this. The Japanese are built different, okay? Japan is. They are. Japan is clean. It's so nice. Yes. The entire game. I want to go to Japan. The entire game. The section that had probably 1,000 Japanese. Maybe 2,000 Japanese people, or at least supporting the Japanese team, are there. No, yeah. The stadium was, like, 95% team Brazil, and then there's a section with a ton of Japanese supporters. But not. There was only. It's, like, 5% of the stadium. Like, the fans. Yeah. And they're sitting there the entire game. They're on their feet. They all stood. The entire game, they're standing. And they're doing this. Hands up. Doing some sort of chant the entire time. They don't stop. They have drums going. Yeah, they have a drum. One of them brought a drum. And they're all like this. All the Brazilians were sitting down. They have these. And then we're like. We didn't understand what it was, but the whole time, they have these, like, blue balloons, it looks like. And it's just this bag, like, filled with air, and they're, like, waving it, like, in unison. And we're like, what is happening? And where did they get these blue balloon things? What are they holding? Yeah. At the very end of the match, Japan loses. And we're like, oh. First off, it was really sad. All the Japanese players are, like, kneeling down on the ground. I'm not kidding. The second the thing was over. No, watching players lose a game like that is really sad. No, this was sad. The second the game was over, all the Japanese, like, players, they just all, I'm not kidding, just dropped to their knees and dropped, like, face down on the ground. And they all just start crying. That's so sad. Yeah. They all just drop face down on their knees or face down and just start crying. Wait, I would cry if I saw that in person. No, they were just all crying. Well, because it also, isn't it only once every four years? Yeah. And thanks. So a lot of those players probably won't even play again in the World Cup. Well, and if they had won, like, this game and, like, their next three, they would be, like, the world champions. They're in the top 32, so it's like they're really close. Yeah, but then after the game, everyone leaves, and we hung out a little bit longer because we wanted to buy, like, a jersey. And I walked back over to the stadium area, and, like, pretty much craziest part of the whole game was this. Pretty much, like, everyone. Everyone's gone. And then the Japanese fans are all, they all stayed, and they're all cleaning up the stadium with their bags in the stadium. That's so crazy. And then I saw a TikTok on this before once, and they all bring the bags. They bring trash bags to the game to clean up the stadium after the game. That's really sweet. I saw when they got played, their stadium's, like, the cleanest stadium ever. Like, the AT&T Stadium or, like, even our shows get trashed. Oh, yeah. I mean, destroyed. Yeah, we walked out into the, like, the stadium. Oh, wait, yeah. Pop up the picture. I have a picture of after one of our shows, how messy it is. Wait, didn't you post it on your story? You're like, please clean up after each other? I did something. I don't know who it's from. You were like, y'all are crazy. I think that's just how it is at, like, every show ever, though, in America. It's so disrespectful, even though I do it, too. When you go to a movie theater, you leave your stuff in the seat? Oh, my gosh. Like, this was our show. Like, that's insane. Japan would never. Yeah, Japan would never. Like, I understand my song is really good, but, like. To be fair, though, at our show, everyone, like, stands up and sits down, and so things are getting knocked over and spilled. The entire time the Japanese were standing. Yeah. They probably spilled everything. Oh, yeah. The entire time. At our show, you guys have to bring your own trash bags and stand up the whole time. Oh, also, in case you guys, anybody wants to. What? Sorry, I was moving my alarm. In case anybody wants to, text this number. We're going to pop it up on screen, or you can email an email. I think that'll pop up on screen as well. You can text that or email that, and we're going to do. It's essentially a big group chat, but we're going to text you guys and email you guys. On our real numbers? Uh-huh. On our real numbers? Well, it's like a number we have. Yeah. It's not like our personal number. But, anyways, we're going to do a pretty much a. I don't know what the exact word for it is. A lot of you guys already post fan edits and, like, post things. Like, you guys will clip up the pod and post it, and we just kind of wanted to, like, give back to you guys and have, like, a fun competition. So, any of you guys that, like, post, we'll be doing, like, competitions on there, and we'll text you guys, like, what the competitions are. And if you guys don't post yet, if you guys want to clip up the podcast and become a clipper for it, text it or email it, and we're going to tell you guys when episodes drop, and you guys can clip up the episodes however you want. They can be five seconds long, 20 seconds long, a minute long, whatever clips you want. And then just, you can just spam posts on random accounts on TikTok, YouTube. They're trying to be like Alex Doherty. Exactly. Wait, what? Doherty. Alex Doherty. Doherty. You mean Big Red? Yeah, Big Red. Doherty. And, yeah, pretty much we're going to give out. We're going to give out prizes, gift cards, money, FaceTime calls, everything. Yes. Clip our podcast. Yeah. So, if you guys want to become part of that, you can click the email or whatever. Yay, that's so fun. Oh, also, this week, I haven't told Maverick this yet. We went to play basketball yesterday at the same court, but Maverick, you didn't come. And there was probably about four new slushy marks. No way. All over the court. Are you serious? No, we haven't told this story on the pod yet. No, I think you've made it. Oh, no, we haven't. No, I don't think we have. So, every time we go to play basketball. We play basketball at this court, which we play a lot. A lot. It's like a high-fenced basketball court. It's like a nice area. Yeah, it's a really nice area, very high fence, and there's like some cedar trees around it. I've never seen you do that. You really just love attention, don't you, Cash? No. Do that. He's such an attention seeker. No. No. Yeah, I got to see what she just did. Look. I didn't do anything. Yes, you did. Do that. Wait. The back of my tongue is yellow right now. No, Kate. Do you not see what she's doing? She's completely folding her tongue. Yeah, that's really crazy. Really? No, not at all. Really? It feels folded. Okay, I'm sorry. I think that's really impressive. You suction it to your mouth. Yeah, that's really impressive. Sorry. Anyway, go. Continue. I'm not it? I didn't do it? No. No. Anyways, yeah. We go to this basketball court, which has really high fences and these like cedar trees around it, so you can't see like outside the court or inside the court or outside. Like once you're in, it's kind of like you can't see what's going on. You can't see what's going on outside of the court. Every time we go play, we'll be mid-game and around eight, nine o'clock, these kids will drive. I say kids. I think they're kids. They're probably like 50. They're probably like little teenagers. They assault us, first of all. With slushies. Yeah, but they drive. Annoying teenagers. They drive their whatever e-bike things about 50, 60 yards from the court and park them so that we can't hear them. So the e-bikes pull up, and then they walk. They crouch walk all the way up. You see them crouch? No. No. It's a joke. They crouch walk all the way up to the trees there and throw the slushies over the trees and over the fence into the basketball court and try to get it. And he goes, dude, when he goes, he goes, boom, and it covers the entire court with slushie and you can't play anymore. And it's always red slushie. What is the point of that? Why? Just a troll. And why do they buy slushies just to do that? I know, right? And then it covers the entire court and you can't play anymore. Cool. I thought, or it's going to hit somebody. I thought they were doing it because they knew who y'all were and they were like, oh, we're going to go troll them. No, that's what I'm saying. I showed up, I showed up yesterday. But if they're doing it to anybody, that's not even fun. And there was four new slushie marks all over the ground. And the slushie marks stay there for like weeks. Yeah. Because it's just like red dye 40 on the carpet. It's not raining or anything either right now. Like there's no rain, so it's not like it's getting washed off. And there's not like a hose out there you can spray. No, you're right. It's not just a salt. It's also a destruction of property, whatever that is. But anyways, yeah, this has really been getting to you. But like they're not even trying to troll to be funny. Like that's just rude. No, it's insane. It's disrespectful as heck. They're little street rats. It like ruins the court for all the other guys to play on. Yeah. All I know is if I catch them, if I, so the first time they did it, I didn't really understood what happened. I was like, did something just get thrown over? And then I go look outside the like gate and the kid's like already on his e-bike driving off. And it was just one kid. And I was like, next time. Doing that on your own is a loser. Yeah. I was like. You got a slushy. You're like. Okay, big money. Well, I got a Venmo balance that I can spend with my Venmo debit master card. So. Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week. So it's kind of on me, actually. Yeah. You send it. I spend it. Did my money get like reincarnated? Yeah. It's chicken shawarma. Want it back? I can't believe you like ate my Venmo. A Venmo master card is issued. A Venmo master card is issued by the bank or bank NA. Like you're not even rolling with anyone else. Just doing it by yourself is so lame. So. Yeah. He had a chest protector on too. I was like. Anyway. So. Next time. I was like. I'm going to. I'm going to get this kid. I will tackle him off his e-bike if I have to. Wait. Actually, you'd do that? Yeah. I would. And then I'd call the police. No. Just wait for the rest part of his story. So. Then I'm like. You know what? I'm just going to be ready. If they come again. Wait. Don't expose your plan. What if they see this? No, no, no. Not this. So. They come and throw the slush. Well, we're playing. And this time. It's not just one slushie that comes over. It's. It's like four slushies. No. It was two. Whatever. It felt like there was millions coming at me. Okay. And the second the first one hits the ground. Maverick just books it out of the court. Because the court's surrounded by a fence. The rest of the guys on the court are like. Where is he? What? What? What? What's even happening? They didn't even know a slushie had landed. I'm not kidding. Maverick takes off sprinting. Yeah. He didn't run? No. I didn't think he was catching it. Which he did not. So. I take off running. And I didn't know that they were going to park their bikes kind of far away. And so. They're just kind of I think kind of jogging away. And then they turn around and see me. And they're like. Oh frick. We got to get to our bikes. And so they take off like full sprinting now. And there's three of them and only two bikes. Yeah. So two of them have to get on the same bike. So they're kind of like fumbling trying to get on the bike. And I get like. I don't know. 25, 30 feet away. Before they take off. I was. I was literally like another. Four and a half. Two seconds. From. From. Tackling both of them. Yeah. I was like. No. I was further than that. But I was running full speed. So I would have been there in like two seconds. From just tackling them straight off the bike. Both of them. And then I. I walk out the court. And I go out the court to see like if Mav caught them. And I just see Mav go. On the ground. No. He didn't tell me that. And he trips. What? This didn't happen. Yes you did. And you hurt your leg. And his leg has hurt ever since. Well. My leg is hurt. But no. I didn't. You didn't tell me you did that. Well because. No he did. You sound like a mom. That's like scared. Because it was bad for him. The slushy bullies got him. And then when he tries to chase the slushy bullies. He falls. It hurts his leg. Okay. So that didn't happen. But I did misjudge a step. And so I. Misjudge a step. Well because. No. Because. There was like a little driveway where the sidewalk went down. So I locked my leg. And when I landed. I still kept running. But my leg like bruised inside. Because I like landed on it. But no. I never landed on the ground. You just said. Basketball. You didn't say that. Yeah. He was embarrassed. Well my feet are from basketball. The 13 year old slushy bandits hurt him. I mean. Slushy bandits. And my knee is from basketball. But no. My femur felt like it was broken. Because I like landed like. I. dead leg on it um but uh moral of the story if you're watching this will be caught if you're watching this he has a plan it's not funny and it's you will not get away with this anymore so you must stop now must stop because if you don't you oh not only am i gonna get you for assault for littering for your glock i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get you for no don't i'm gonna get you for assault i'm gonna get you for littering destruction of property vandalism everything it's coming at you and we have we have a great plan and you will go to juvenile detention forever we have an amazing plan to catch them i already got your faces dog i already got your faces i got you on camera no we don't we don't yes i did no we water burger cameras got you that's right you didn't know i knew about that i thought i did watch i'm not even watching this right now ma'am you're just talking to nobody so listen water burger yep yep we went there and we asked them for their footage and they checked it and gave it to us yeah way so i know what you look like oh they got the i know who you are you can buy slushies from water burger if i see you oh it must that one was probably a milkshake it's on site okay no but seriously if you throw more slushies you will be got no because can we say our plan no don't say the plan but just know we got ops out there looking for you but we have multiple plans yeah you're not getting away so don't even don't even try and trust me mauer does not like getting a slushie throw it at him why no if you throw that slushie at me i'll kill you i will kill you i got ops out there don't throw that no why should i not throw this at you you won't throw it one reason you won't throw it that's why like seriously for me do not throw it at him why he only has one pair of cleaners and he has dinner after this please do not throw it at him do you have dinner after this do you have dinner after this maybe i do maybe i don't do you i don't think you're gonna throw that slushie do you have dinner i think you know better than to throw that slushie i don't want to get it on me i think you have dinner after this yes i just said that i'm throwing at you cash you just got slushie everywhere why would you do that it kind of went all over the wall on accident it's all in your hair hey really it's in my hair oh yeah it's okay it'll come out of your hair what are we doing kids you got it on my pants what are we doing oh my gosh that is cold oh why would you get in the line of sight this is just ridiculous listen this is kind of what it looks like at the basketball court when they throw the slushies so you can understand why i'm angry okay just know that if you're throwing the slushies i will get you you will be got i'm not kidding my car is just completely soaking wet yeah dude you're cooked right now it's like you look like you went to a water park so cold yeah and i smell like orange blast all right go clean all the orange blast off yeah and i'm pretty sure it was mixed with strawberry oh the couch the couch is cooked i'm cooked this episode's cooked i'll see y'all later bye