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No one likes your stupid TikToks anyway. I'm already getting canceled. What's up everybody? We have big news today. What? Big, big news. We've been nominated for an Oscar. Can you believe it? What? Dude, I thought you just gained weight. I know. You said it was big news. I just. I'm sorry. I thought that was directed towards me. That freaked me out. Last night, Harper, I was cleaning up after everyone went to bed. Seriously, Kinsey? In the middle of my big news? Yeah. Big news. I'm telling you. And there were six chocolate candy wrappers on the ground. Both sides. Probably from me. Wait, who was it from? Y'all, when I tell y'all, I can't stop eating chocolate. Me neither. I love chocolate. Oh my gosh. I said that. I said Feastable mini bars are my. I got them sent and I ate the whole thing. Oh, they're so good. Y'all, I'm in love with chocolate and I can't stop eating it. I love it. I love it. We're supposed to get those out on Halloween. I ate all of them. No kids are getting them. 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But I'd like to offer a free subscription. connected payment account required to see experian.com for details hey ryan reynolds here for mint mobile now i don't know if you've heard but mint's premium wireless is 15 a month but i'd like to offer one other perk we have no stores that means no small talk crazy weather we're having no it's not it's just weather it is an introvert's dream give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch upfront payment of 45 for three month plan 15 per month equivalent required new customer offer first three months only then full price plan options available taxes and fees extra cement mobile.com i actually took them all out of the fridge and i moved all the bags to my bedside table brought a like a entire tray like trunk thing and started filling it with the chocolate and brought it to his bed yeah and i've been i've been running through it at night anyways the big news we need the big news yeah but wait real quick before we move on it's so funny you said that i wasn't moving on because when i was eating the chocolate i literally thought last night as i was eating it while i was falling asleep i was like were you thinking i was like i love chocolate i thought i said this is my i thought you're about to say i was thinking of harper no i was like i was thinking of harper and how she looks like she's eating a lot of chocolate i was like i love chocolate so much this is the best food there is in the whole world it is it truly is it's so good and i know especially when the chocolate's slave free and when i was in costa when i was in costa rica i um i like saw how chocolate was originated and i ate like the beginning of chocolate and i ate the end of chocolate what does that even mean like all the history like the bean or like the whole bar so you just say the bean uh no it's actually first it comes from a little slimy ball and then you eat it and sorry uh don't tell me you're gonna ruin it for me uh anyways guys the big news big news big news we have not been not been nominated for an oscar but we have been nominated for something very very big i'm saying it's the biggest we have been nominated for a kids choice award by nickelodeon yeah for two years in a row second year in a row do you guys remember three years ago when we were like nickelodeon you should have a favorite podcast category and they heard us and they put us in that category was that really it yeah they heard us and said did that all right you don't think that we were the reason they added that category it was the echo heard around the world i think it was the fact that nickelodeon launched a couple podcasts uh but seriously guys everyone please yes i'm begging you for us go vote for us just type in favorite podcast kids choice awards nothing makes cash more happy than a trophy yeah same if you guys go vote for us and we won last year isn't that crazy if we win cash will shave his head oh i'll pull out a razor let's start oh my gosh on live tv yo seriously this is perfect guys yo no no no i can't shave my head okay how about how about half of your head how about your eyebrows they grow back in like a month how about everyone go vote first come back and then we'll see what I end up agreeing on. How much would you pay to shave Cash's head? I would pay $7,000. Genuinely. Oh my God. That is, I swear, I told my best friend Addie, I was like, I will shave, she was like, how much money would you give me if I shaved my head? And I was like, $7,000. Why seven? If you direct deposit at least $300 at least $300. dollars in paychecks each month and use the Cash App card for purchases, you can earn interest on your savings. Also, you can hit your savings goals even faster by turning on roundups with your Cash App card. With every roundups, every purchase you make using the card is rounded up to the nearest dollar and that spare change is automatically put into your savings. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank member FDIC. Cash App Visa debit flex cards issued by Sutton Bank member FDIC and the Bank Corp Bank NA pursuant to a licensed Visa USA Incorporated. 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I know. Her hair, she's taking like 20 years or however old she is. Yeah, pay her 14. Don't lower mine. No, but $7,000, like when you think about it, like. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money, yeah, but like. But not a lot to watch somewhere. But hair is important. Yeah. And I think. She'd have to pay $7,000 to get. I know, his whole entire head would be. Okay, I'll tell y'all what, I'll tell y'all what. It would look like that buzzer. If everyone go votes for us for favorite podcast on the Kids' Choice Award website, and we win, and we get to go on stage, I will shave my head if Harper also pays me $7,000. So that way I win a Kids' Choice Award and. Okay, $1,000. $1,000, bro. I'll bring $1,000. You're going to save so much on haircuts? It's true, my haircuts are $100. Yeah, so you're really getting like. Wait, they are? $2,000. Yeah, I get $2,000. At him? Yeah, I get scammed a little key. $100. Yeah. You should go to my ex. He pays $50. Whoa, I'm not going to your ex. Yeah. Wait, do y'all think that this year we would go on stage? No. Maybe if we win. So, remember, go vote for us. Guys, I know we keep saying it, but like. Last year, when we won. I was on live TV, but. The audience there was like really hype when we won. Yeah. Why do you talk so lame? What do you mean? That's how I talk. No, but that. You were like, the audience there was really hype when we won. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's just sad that we didn't go on stage. You're about to get so flamed in the comments for attacking her. No, it's just like, we're talking about a kid like. I agree. You could probably be more hyped. We got nominated for a kid's choice award. Kate's like, I was excited. There you go. Addie, girl, come on. No, no, out. Oh, my gosh. Did y'all bloom at me with water still in it? It's actually. Wait. Listen. Not water. Even if we don't go on stage, I will just AI us on stage for a clip because I. No, about AI. Can we stop using AI? It's going to take over everything. This is true. Oh, wait. Also, one last thing. It's so bad. I know we've said go vote for us a lot of times, but I've been watching iCarly, and they make it very prominent in that show. They're like, everybody go to iCarly.com now. Multiple times. Go to iCarly. Okay. During an episode, they do that. Yes. How does it feel to be interrupted? Not very good, huh? Where are they supposed to go to vote? Because I forgot. iCarly. No, I'm kidding. You go to. I don't know. Just type in favorite podcast kid's choice word. But anyways, iCarly, they make that so prominent, and I was like, I never once as a kid, watched iCarly and actually went to iCarly.com. You've been watching iCarly? Wait, did people actually do that back then? That's what I'm saying. Did anyone actually ever go to iCarly.com? I think they did, because in season one, at least, at the end of the episodes, they pop up a clip of fans sending videos of them doing some crazy talent or whatever they're doing. Yeah. And I'm like. No, I can see sending in a video to try to get on TV, but I ain't just going to the website. Did y'all ever used to play the games on Nickelodeon.com? No. Yes, I did. What games? Yeah, so fun. All the shows that they had at the time, they had a game for each show. Yeah. Really? Oh, really? That's like peak life. Like, I really miss that. Should we have a show or a game? Wait, a website? I say we make a game. If everybody, if you go vote for us, if you go vote for us for favorite podcast, and then you come down and comment done, we'll make a game, and we will pick 100 people to give $10,000 to. You say these things, but we won't do it. Yeah, that's not happening. But they had to watch the full episode if they were a true fan, and that's a lot. Man, they're going to feel so God if they do that. Anyways, what's it called? Yeah. What I was saying about iCarly is actually, I had an audition for the new Victorious reboot. Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, the reboot. Oh, yeah. What's it called? Just Hollywood Arts. Just Hollywood Arts. Yeah. And I had an audition for it, and I could have possibly been in the new reboot, but I, and the role was perfect. It was, her name is like Emmy, I'm pretty sure, and her role is she's like a quiet girl that goes to Hollywood Arts, and she's there because her brother, because I watched her the first episode, and her brother is like the star of the family, blah, blah, blah, but she actually is just like the camera girl who's like a little bit shy, but then she has a little secret talent, and she starts singing one day, and Trina hears her, and then she becomes this big star in Hollywood Arts, and that's kind of like where it starts. So she's like the Notori Vega? Yeah, and that would have literally been the start of my career. So what happened? Why didn't she do it? Why didn't I do it? I got in a fight with my mom while I was doing the audition, and then I said, I just want to stay home and party, and then I left and went to bed. And how has that been going for you? Wait, you gave it up to go to a party? No, I gave it up because we were going to film in June or July of summer, and I was like, it's my last summer. I want to party. I want to stay home and be a stupid teenager. Wait, is it worth it? Are you talking about this summer? Oh, yeah, this summer. This last summer, you would have missed like a month? Mm-hmm. And I mean, it was, I mean, I feel like, I don't know. Two years ago, I missed- No regrets, man. You know, just move on. Two years ago, I missed the whole month of- Pretty sure she's like huge. Well, Ari and I- Is she really big? Oh, man. I think I looked her up on TikTok the other day. She's eating. Oh, really? Yeah, really famous. Oh, yeah. Sounds like you really missed out on that. She's really big. And then after that, she was in the vampire movie. Like, she just- Oh, she was? Her show, whatever. Oh, no, that wasn't her. So it really launched her career. That was her lookalike, but it's not her. What? So do you regret not sitting in the audition? That's no- Okay. Do you regret not doing the self-tape? Oh, I do regret it. I think I still have it. Should I ask my mom? You should. Oh, I'd love to play your self-tape right now. Call mom. If y'all didn't know, yes, I did change my mom and my dad's name to their actual names because I got in a fight with them. What was it before? Madre. Madre. And my dad's was human calculator. Hey. That's funny. I have a question. Remember when I tried out for that Hollywood Arts audition thing, and now it's like on Netflix and stuff? Yes. Can you send me the self-tape? What is in my nail? All right. Bye, love you. Bye, love you. Yeah. So I'm probably going to change it back to Madre soon. We've became friends again. That's good. Oh, good. That's good. You and your mom are friends? She doesn't like to consider me a friend, but she likes to consider me her mom. But at one time I asked my mom, I was like, can we just be best friends? And she was like, I don't like those relationships where the mom and daughter are best friends. It is kind of weird. Yeah, I do. Sometimes I find it a little bit weird, but it's okay. I saw this mom. After you start actually taking care of yourself. If you take care of yourself, then y'all can be friends. Be friends. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean by taking care of yourself? Oh my gosh, she roasted you. No, I'm not. She's 17. She doesn't even take care of herself yet. I don't take care of myself well. No, I'm saying like. After you start taking care of yourself. Oh my God. Maybe. Once you grow up a little bit, Harp. Yeah, maybe. Once you start growing up. You know what I mean? Like when you pay all your own bills and everything. But I do. Like you have your own roof that you live in. Pay her own bills? Then you called her broke now too? She's a child. Oh my, you're still going. Harp, you're hurting me. Everyone's going to come for me now. I am a child and I like to be kept a child. You want to stay a child. I do. I want to stay forever. I want to be 17 or 18 forever. Growing up is cool and all, but it's really not. It's really sad. Sometimes I just want to be Peter Pan, man. Dude, I was looking for this video. All right. The joke's over. The other night me and Kizzy were talking and I was like, man, it'd be so fun if I could just like play video games all day. No, I was looking for this video this month. I know. She threw like a homecoming like party for like all the homecoming. The Hoko students and what do you call them? I don't know. For all the kids, the students, just all the kids. Yes. Okay. This mom on TikTok threw a party for all the kids and like all these like freshmen are there and there's probably like, I don't know, like 300 kids at her house. She like low kilos in a mansion and she's like, they threw like a, like a actual party like downstairs in the basement with like a dance floor and everything. And the mom's just, and the mom, but like the mom like incorporated herself into the party. And she's like on the dance floor. She was doing so well until you said that. She's like on the dance floor. With all of them, like recording herself. She's like, Hey, let's get it girls. And everybody's like, I heard is like, what is this mom? Everybody's on mine. It's like, uh, yeah, you're not supposed to be there. And she's like, it's my house. I can do what I want to. i mean valid she can't she can't oh you can but you shouldn't if i was having a party for homecoming with my friends and my mom came down and started dancing i'd be like no please don't do this to me at just the prime age of like 14 oh that would be terrible you're trying to like dance like your crush or something and then and the mom is just then your mom just comes in and crashes the party yeah time you're trying to talk to a crush and your parents are there it's like it's awkward can you not look over here don't look over here right now yeah i feel like when i first like met uh benny in new york and my mom was just everywhere with us and i was like trying to like flirt with him and be cool and cute and my mom was just there and she was just like i don't uh she was just that's exactly probably what she did no it's like no as a parent what do you do you're probably just like uh uh okay no it's something no one talks about it's weird thing and then once i have cash walked in on us hugging that was weird yeah that was so weird i'm walking on them hugging they were just hugging the middle of an open public room i was like okay like i'm actually so embarrassed i hate pda and i hate all that stuff and he was whispering in her ear and i was like you come to find out later he was whispering will you be my girlfriend who does that like maybe if flowers in a poster would be nice like i don't know you're the one that said yes okay what am i supposed to say his bad breath was whispering in my ear will you be my girlfriend just say no back up and i was like looked at him and he was still in my face i was like and i looked away and then and then he was like waiting for an answer and i was like yes and then i walked to the car i'm like why would i say yes why would you say uh you said i mean i don't know why you said yes but you said yes so the blame is also on you i mean you could say it's bad breath but you kind of like that bad breath actually no i don't matt was the worst breath well i said it i have the worst bad breath i said oh that's disgusting i said it i feel offended kinsey how do you feel about his bad breath i didn't think he had bad breath which maybe there's something wrong with me now what's my gosh my second worst bad breath i don't know i'm very oh my gosh wait he's laughing um not because of that it's just funny because like what if y'all were both just bad breath then you'd be the bad breath well i can't smell so that could be maybe y'all both have bad breath and y'all just don't you just don't care it works but i will say this there's someone out there for everyone cash is not uh one to probably maybe he is the best judge of breath of breath hey breath breath and when someone starts breathing i'm like they don't even have to really breathe near him how i feel when that one kid starts talking i'm not shy about it too i tell him instead i'm like cash i want you to think about this space if benny would have done that to me benny would have caught some hands man no i looked up at him in his bad breath and i was like sorry and he was like what's what's happening i was like nothing and then i like walked away i can't do bad breath wait is it normal to hold your breath when you kiss someone or do y'all be like when you're making i just have a question because anytime i kiss you i'll hold my breath and i start running out of breath and then i gotta be like yeah is that normal no it's because you don't want i i know what you mean whenever i've kissed anybody i like you don't want to breathe i try to hold my breath because i don't want to like breathe my like quote-unquote bad air into them so i'm like not bad like not ocd bad air but i don't want like what if my breath smells bad so i'm like so then i'm gonna make it i'm gonna i do that too maybe it's because of all the chocolate and stuff that we're like self-conscious about it and then chocolate in my teeth you don't do that breathe out of your nose no but what cash cash does yeah but their nose like push up against you close he always like if he's if we're like really close do we want to know this no no like just like this he'll just like be looking at me and he's like yes yes i do that and he blows out the side of his mouth yeah i go like a hippopotamus i managed it he hates breath and i'm like i mean it's very courteous i never have to worry about his breath she does not reciprocate though she just goes it's not even the smell it's the hotness so the hotness the smell yeah you're telling me you would rather smell the air out of someone's butt than the air out of first of all who said that what do you mean by that you literally you do it all the time no she's spreading false rumors i'm not smelling the air out of people's butts i think you do okay out of your own at least and i know y'all said it several times did you just say i smell the air out of people's butts did you just say i smell the air out of people's butts i think you do okay out of your own at least and i know y'all said it several times smell the air out of my own butt the two of you that's not even possible all the time i make mav go to the bathroom did you say the two of us fart in bed all the time yes y'all know how much me and kate fart in our bed i've talked about it before someone clip it up right now i cannot be called a liar this is true this is true information y'all have talked about um i mean no farts bother me too not my no oh my gosh i farts bother me them i do not like smelling things that is not fresh air that is it but yeah you guys seriously just breathe out your nose i don't understand you it's hard i cannot do that sometimes i breathe and then you go and then you go no you wanted you wanted something i need a boyfriend you can like next time you're kissing kate she doesn't wait what are y'all saying i said why are you kissing like honey she went you went that's what i do i'm courteous i don't know i don't think i ever want to kiss anybody again after like me either it's kind of gross disgusting listen if you kiss someone you have to try this i'm giving everyone some kissing advice right now whoa what show me what you got yeah listen bud put it on me it's what you do if you want to see the person actually has it's just no no i'm not gonna demonstrate with you no man unless you want to no i'm kidding so i'm uncomfortable yeah me too uh listen when you're kissing which jordan and you think about it you can't say that because that'll make him not like us you think wait why would you wish he was here i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't want to demonstrate the thing is with jordan he like thinks it's a joke at first but then we want to all right we need to be honest about something our group maybe well sometimes always uses door dash for everything it's not our fault it's so convenient seriously it's like once a day sometimes more at this point we all have our go-to orders yeah but honestly door dash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming recording traveling or working on something and something always comes up somebody needs a coffee somebody forgets to eat and suddenly we're out of snacks we've even used door dash during video shoots when we realize we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries waters and other things we needed to keep the day moving that's what i love about it it's way more than just ordering dinner whether it's groceries supplies or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day it just makes life easier and honestly those little things mean a lot it's an easy way to show up for people yeah that's why we use door dash so much it helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic it's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time and somehow it always comes in clutch got you delivered door dash order now starting a business can 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could like lift up a sleeve yeah i don't like the shoe on you yeah he put it in his video Oh, well, then I'd paint his stomach. Didn't Gibby always have his shirt off, though, and I Carly? Yeah, but. that was like when dan schneider was running it all things have changed ew i was weird i don't know why i was acting like that in the um the self-tape i was like well you have your self-tape yeah i was trying to act too hard and i was trying to like be funny it was so hard acting as hard it is so hard i filmed a self-tape and it was horrible i was like how do people do this it was so bad self-tapes are like extra awkward though no they're so weird they ever give you a like comment back no they probably like looked at it and were like delete that's what i would imagine oh dang that's sad no i'm not an actress i will give you the kissing advice real quick before before we get this video up next time you're kissing kate or somebody joy matter i don't know my dad used to call her by the way our dad we have the same dad yeah he used to call kate kissing kate because she's always kissing me listen once you think kate is not expecting it no don't do this just go whoa surprise attack yes you're gonna do this you're gonna wait she's not expecting it you're gonna go right in her mouth and she's gonna be like what are we talking about i've already done one time that was kissing me and he literally was like it came out my nose and i was suffocating it came out your nose yeah she was like freaking out for like five minutes she was like oh i know it smelled bad too oh that's terrible oh oh no those rinds you got them cavities would you like to experience it oh who's doing it uh kate can do it to you i'm not doing that wait where are you blowing where are you blowing a mouth and it goes out the nose i'm not doing that do it what if snot comes out one time one time uh one time i did it with uh not for i kept saying his name can we can we clip that out everybody knows his name by the way first of all yeah we all i know second of all yeah sure bleep the name or but he blew in my mouth and then it came out my nose and snot started falling out oh that's bad that's bad that's bad wait clip her saying snot and just change his name to snot every time he says it once i mean snot um but yeah i've done a lot of self-tapes and i just wish that i could have done them better because i feel like it's so hard now my acting game is better yeah acting is so hard it is i thought i that was like my trick so everybody does that can you ai me please do you mean something bad yes i am an ai master okay we get it mr hicksfield himself wait has he not shown you his like tricks yeah he has he just showed so we may not have tricks well his computer has tricks yeah you're freaking prompt has tricks yeah he thinks he's the ai king over here i hate it but i'm down let's try the internet with a clip you guys don't know i can ai pretty much any video you want ever you mean ai can do the video yeah but i have the best prompts oh you take the best prompt does it really matter that much about your prompt oh you can never if i let you prompt it would be terrible listen no i think somebody should give us both a little piece of paper that says make a video about this just like a one sentence and give us both 30 minutes and see who comes now you get one prompt you get one prompt kinsey would come up with a better prompt it's a prompt off here's the thing i would definitely come up with a better your prompts aren't that good you just literally prompt don't tell her don't tell her how prompted okay you leaked my advice oh my gosh you didn't even make up your own prompt you can't leak people's information like that that's actually highly illegal if you leave people's information to write your prompt oh my god everyone does that going you're not anything new bro that's nothing new wait can you um can you like ai me doing something like okay let's say we need some yeah oh yeah but don't don't share it oh this is what i was gonna say infringement it shuts me down for that we're gonna we're gonna ai you taking money out of a tip jar at a restaurant you're gonna be reaching in and taking the money out walking away that's good yeah and then we'll i i'm not yet like yo and tell it to make it look like it's iphone like somebody just recorded yeah but in the bottom it says uh generated ai or something yeah we'll do that but wait everybody spit out some ideas what's like a viral viral thing we'll like title this episode that post it yeah we'll title the episode wait no i'm gonna get canceled it's gonna be great no i'm gonna get i'm already getting canceled okay fine do me do me put me in it i'll take the views wait you should do this harper steals a baby from the hospital yes and gives it to one of us yes what yeah wait that's technically everyone will be confused i'll be like oh harper's the worst she stole a baby but oh harper's so sweet she just want to give her okay kim's gonna end up in a netflix documentary okay um no stealing kids babe don't do that okay any more ideas anybody else got any let's do um it needs to be something crazy like the tip jar i've got it okay is it another baby one harper's grande yes perfect what what oh you lick it and put it back on the plate no it's still like she like goes up there and then she like something worse and then she like went down no here's what you do and it like went viral in like 2015 that is a crazy thing to do here and this one will be funny and will not get you or paparazzi called harper zomer harper zomer locks cash baker in a porter potty and dumps it over okay so that's called cash coming out which is disgusting stuff oh my gosh that's actually really good no no no our new back-to-school merch shop is officially here and we have so many new pieces for you guys we have these new varsity style crew necks for you we have these new i'm literally just a girl t-shirts i mean look at the back look at the back i mean yeah yeah yeah like you could be the new best dressed in school to do the bend do the bend do the bend okay all right enough if you guys want to go get your new back-to-school merch pieces you can shop them at thello podcast.net go get them now no i don't want to oh i have an idea i have an idea i have an idea harper zomer gets caught um what's it called so i'm like at a gas station and there's like people videoing me for some reason robs the gas station at gunpoint no no harper harper zomer harper zomer's credit card not working and you're in front and you can't pay for it and then you're finally just walk away and take it wait what was your idea mine is i'm putting gas in my thing and then i whoa why are you putting gas i'm putting gas in the tank and um and then i like drive off with the gas still connected and then i drive off on accident and then i like see the it like i get out my car i'm like oh my gosh but then i just keep driving away and i hate all the cars or we could just have her do a little hit and run okay you two have the best one so far yeah gas thief and then tip jar thief i like tip jar thief tip jar thief or hit and run she can literally back into someone's car they could be like you hit my car she's like i'm sorry she just leaves wait we should make it cinematic like a marvel movie and have it you know what this isn't the multiverse yes and i've got the great title okay harper's zilmer saves natalie reynolds from a uh brutal murder yeah but what see he's i don't think anyone's gonna believe that i mean we can make it and put it out we'll see what happens you know maybe maybe people think it's real i like y'all's too you guys need to spit some butter do the gas pump do the gas that one's good but i feel like his is more viral but how are you wait what was yours the tip jar you're like i like a donut like shop like type by like a place like that like a subway and you like take money from the tip well let's just do both oh wait no it's forty dollars yeah um no trust me i got so much money in this thing we're good no i don't think that's a good idea it's twenty dollars a prompt but i can prompt that's insane think of how many prompts you could get if you let her cut your hair you could get a lot of prompts with that money by the way that's how i usually just like whenever like we look at the credit card statement if it's looking a little high i'm like oh man like i it's just ai no i'm like i spent a lot and then i look at like how much you spent on ai and i'm like it's really not that bad are you prompting it so that's how i just fix more purchases i'm gonna prompt it hey are we landing on the harper drives off with the pump yeah um that one's okay i like i want something like somebody filming her and she's like at the park and like pushes over a kid wait no wait what's a popular like or do do clothing item or something that's probably too mean right now oh she steals from lululemon no i don't want to be known as a freaking thief i don't know let's do that i get it by the way i sacrifice for god's sake stolen in my entire life ever that's good have you i don't think someone would just clarify that well harper zilmer yeah say harper zilmer poops her pants and is walking to her car and someone's filming it that's that's viral okay yeah and that's what do you mean okay yeah like that one's better than the tip jar she's fine being knows the girl who poops her pants she's not okay yeah that one that's reasonable and i'm like and i'm like holding my nose you know how like ai moves i'm like oh my god wait hold on i have a story wait can i tell a story how do you have a story kinsey okay but i have to call my dad and make sure it's okay to say no don't say that story why not it's so funny it's not as funny as you think it is it is so funny it's so relevant hold on yeah go ahead and door dash some tootsie rolls tootsie roll hey blake what you're door dashing tootsie rolls can you go to tom thumb and get tootsie rolls i'll pay you no okay i'll just door dash them okay man i really want to see her walking to her pink bronco also you don't have to go all the way to tom thumb like white pants just brown okay hey i just wanted to ask you i'm on the podcast right now but can i tell the story about the uh we can just bleep his name can we tell the story about uh what story about whenever he went to the bathroom uh no dang it okay bye it was that bad of a bathroom experience can i tell about this guy going to the bathroom uh no i'll tell y'all later we can't pick that bathroom literally i was at barnes and noble the other day and i was like oh i'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick and there's a line of i'm not joking probably about 10 women waiting to get go to the bathroom and so i step in line and it's a full bathroom there's only three stalls the big stall has two girls in it one of them is violently sobbing why and she's like crying and her friends like stop crying like it's fine you're gonna be fine and she's crying the other one the other stall is just going through i mean it's just i've been i've been there no it was so bad but the bathroom is so full it was literally just like this girl was just like blowing the toilet up i felt so bad in the middle of all these people there yes one girl's crying one girl's going through it in the other stalls that means there was only one stall in order for all these 10 women and we're all just sitting there like listening to the crying and the other girl and i was like man this is really awkward right now hey both girls could have been going through the same thing i've been crying before i don't know why she was it was like i think something must have just like happened in her life she was just like crying in the big stall with her friend or she was having a traumatic bathroom experience that'll put you in tears with her friend do you ever sit in the parking lot and like look at people and then just like make up their life story in your head yeah all the time i love doing that i love doing that really um can you prompt me yeah is this prompt happening well we got to think of a good viral one i'm telling you harper walking out the gym or out of like harper went into a race like a running race or something um and have her walking you can't even go to the gym in ai it's that unbelievable walking out of pilates class just oh i don't do that anymore either okay well what do you mean all i do is sit down and eat she said walking out of school then i guess um wait do you do that still no no no oh gosh no um halloween's coming up and i'm going to lock in and get abs for halloween yes halloween abs is that you can come to ohio with us for halloween seems like a trick oh uh what are you doing there yeah we're a mansion it's a really really nice house party hard where did chase like what yeah oh yeah he got a big house it's a house on top of a house and we're gonna go squat and just two and a half times the size of this house okay chat gave me some ideas for our prompt we can have harper at the airport with her suitcase no it's over three and you know i'm scary at the airport no yeah we're gonna have harper at the airport with her suitcase uh and then she like lets go of it and then it starts like rolling down like the the street or whatever then a car runs over it we could have and then i start pooping my pants why do you want to poop your pants so bad that one's just kind of boring we could have harper rob the free the free tray sample at a at a place no that's funny um we'd uh wait what if people are skipping this episode listen you could have harper knock over grocery store aisles on accident podcast is doing i want the pants i think you could ever knock over grocery store aisles yeah on accident we just pick one just pick one we're so bored of waiting just pick one okay okay our podcast isn't doing actually terrible all right i was all right i wait i've got a better one with the port-a-potty look at this harper harper has to go to the bathroom so bad she runs to the port-a-potty pushes an old lady down there's two conversations happening hold on y'all are really bad about this we can't have two conversations whoa who's really bad about this everybody she'll be talking and we'll be talking or she'll be talking and then they'll be talking and we got yeah it's because of the blue couch honestly no y'all should respect it sometimes we have we have the best conversations when everybody's talking random i'm so sorry they were being rude to you thank you appreciate that continue okay so harper is at a mcdonald's or some place you know it's like an ice cream shop yes yes yes and she's ordering her food okay her ice cream yeah she gets her ice cream she's like what the heck is this is not what i ordered and she just picks it up and just chunks she takes the scoop of ice cream off the couch and she's like what the heck is this this is not what i ordered and she just picks it up and just chunks it at the lady's face of ice cream off the cone and just and then shucks it and it like yes right on her forehead what and then she starts pooping her pants why no more poop oh yes then harper please add that in harper poops her pants and then i run out of store grabbing my mug because i have to poop so bad this is so ai fake now how about just like harper jumps a fence and like fails and lands on her face all right we need to be honest about something our group maybe well sometimes always uses doordash for everything it's not our fault it's so convenient seriously it's like once a day sometimes more at this point we all have our go-to orders yeah but honestly doordash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming recording traveling or working on something and something always comes up somebody needs a coffee somebody forgets to eat and suddenly we're out of snacks we've even used doordash during video shoots when we realize we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries waters and other things we needed to keep the day going so we're going to use doordash for everything moving that's 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please for the love of everything good in this world stop with mint you can get premium wireless for just 15 a month of course if you enjoy overpaying no judgments but that's weird okay one judgment anyway give it a try at mint mobile.com slash switch upfront payment of 45 for three month plan equivalent to 15 per month required intro rate first three months only then full price plan options available taxes and fees extra see full terms at mint mobile.com no harper has to throw the ice cream i like that the ice cream you make it security camera footage like the bread like the ice cream shop released it and it's like it can be kind of grainy and harper yeah she just gets mad she takes the scoop and she's like yeah how about we get harper like trying to mug herself in the glass she's like sitting there just like trying to maybe maybe i'm like trying to like kiss herself we could just go film that right now by ourselves it's got to be something that harper wouldn't actually do yeah like oh my gosh harper would do that or poop my pants no i mean like if we were like hey harper can you just like pretend to do this real quick in the in the yeah i think we got a problem i don't think i would even do that bro you know what i want to go back to what kate said she was like y'all i don't think we need to talk like that you know i thought we were a team what maybe it's like you know we're no i'm not bad about that oh okay i forgot what the the comment was i don't know but i'm i'm not in the mood for it right okay so i shouldn't say things like that probably it was a joke don't clip me and cancel me again please please you don't think you're perfect what do you say she thinks she's perfect i said i'm perfect don't scare me okay i'm adding tootsie rolls to the cart tootsie rolls i thought your friend went to pick up tootsie rolls uh my friend blake doesn't want to go i'm kidding i'm just joking around um all right i got it everybody be quiet for a second no one was talking why are you supposed to be quiet mr hicksfield come on can you put it on everybody you're like radiating over there i could feel heat oh it's just your nose breathing out onto my hand we need to prompt everyone be quiet i must prompt and i need silence wait why is it hey i gotta i gotta wish because he can't type you you don't know how to type whenever it takes so much longer please just do the voice attack i can't but everyone must stop talking first all right ready make me a prompt i'm using hicksfield's okay guys are we gonna laugh at me why i'm sorry so you asking for a prompt to make you a prompt make me a prompt i'm using hicksfield cinema studio 4.0 period i want it to look like i am throwing a scoop of ice cream off the top of my ice cream cone at a drive-thru worker period make the camera angle look like security footage and slightly low frame rate and maybe slightly blurry so it looks like actual security camera footage period make the camera angle from inside the restaurant where you can see me through the drive-thru window and the drive-thru worker standing by the window. Make sure you can see my face clearly through the drive-thru window like I am in my vehicle, period. I need to be in a pink Bronco, period. Make sure I get very angry and grab the ice cream cone off the top and throw it at the worker. It needs to hit the worker, and then the video can end about three seconds after it hits the worker, and I will drive off angry. Make sure I don't drive off until a good while after I throw the ice cream cone, period. Two things, Dad. No, I'm supposed to be walking into a shop. Yeah, it's supposed to be an ice cream shop, not a drive-thru. I have an example video. You guys don't understand prompting. Okay, well, I have two things to add. One, you need to clarify what restaurant it is so it kind of looks like an actual restaurant. McDonald's branding something. Two, you should have some sort of audio of the worker saying something really smart aleck to Harper, like, are you the girl from that podcast? Yeah, that show is, like, horrible. Like, I actually hate that show. Like, I don't know, something just crazy. I don't know if they have voices. They have voices. McDonald's restaurant, period. Also, add dialogue. Make the employee and me argue about, what should we argue about? The employee needs to be just roasting. She ordered a strawberry and they gave her chocolate. No, the employee needs to be, like, mean to deserve ice cream. She needs to be, like, you don't deserve to be famous. Like, nothing about you is special. You don't deserve whatever you have. Yeah, I've seen your show and nothing about you is special. And then just, bam, ice cream to the face. No, and then I start singing. Deserve my car and my daddy bought it, period. Make the dialogue and the audio feel low quality like it's through a security camera audio, period. Are we going to leak this video ourselves? I don't know how this video is getting out there. My smile looks so weird in my homecoming photos, but it's fine. All right, you guys are good. You guys can talk now. Oh, perfect. Oh, wait, tell us about homecoming. Oh, homecoming was so fun. It was actually the funnest night ever and just, like, day. But my makeup was not makeup-ing. What? I thought you looked good. Really? Yeah. Thanks. But it took me, like, it took me so long to do my makeup. But other than that. What did you guys do? So, basically, we started getting, oh, my gosh. Our coach is evil. I love you, Coach Wilkins, but you're evil for this. So, basically, everybody. Oh, no. Everybody was complaining about it, too. Basically, what happened was we had mini Marauder cheer camp. Mini what? Mini Marauder cheer. Oh, like the kids, like little kids. It's like little kids cheer. And so, we all had them come to cheer camp, but it was on the day of homecoming. Are you serious? And the hairstyle was supposed to be a mid-pony, so everybody's hair would be crimped after. But we got about freaking 5.45 to go to this cheer camp, set up for, like, two hours, and then, finally, it ended at 11, but we got out late. On a Friday? Uh, no. Saturday? Saturday. So, yeah, it's just so stupid. So, I was so tired. I got, like, four hours of sleep. And then, I got ready at, like, 12 o'clock, did my hair. It fell out when I was doing my makeup, so then I had to re-curl it. So, it was just, like, normal curls that I do. And then, we went to go take photos. And then, after that, everybody went to different dinner plans. So, we went to Salada and Dresses. And, yeah, it was fun. And then, yeah, after that. When you walked in there, did you feel like? No, I walked in there, and everybody was looking at us like we were weird. Oh, you didn't feel kind of cool? I mean, kind of. Anyways, what happened was, um, after that, we went home, and me and Emmy were so tired. Like, we were, like, dying. And then, we got ready for the after party, which was, like, beach-themed, or it was teen beach movie-themed. So, there's, like. Did y'all actually go to the dance? No. Nobody goes to the dance. We've established this. Yeah, we've established this, like, 40 times. And we understand. I understand that you went to a homecoming at 21 years old. But, um. No, she fucked up. Wait, so you. I've actually never been to a homecoming. You just wore your dress to Salada? Yeah. In the photos. Oh, the photos. Yeah. And then to the party. No. No. Oh, you went home and changed. Yes. Yes. Oh, dang. But, basically, it was fun. Um, and then, also, after, uh, yeah, the theme was bikers versus surfers. So, like, teen beach movie theme. And I was a biker, so we, like, wear leather and stuff. And then, the surfers would wear, like, bathing suits and all that. Um, but, yeah, it was fun. I loved it. How did they decide who or what? Did you just wear what you wanted? Uh, the blondes were, like, surfers. And the, like, everybody else was, like. Like, bikers. Oh. So, yeah. Are the blondes special like that? Yes. No, I'm kidding. No, not all blondes were surfers, but a lot. You just, like, picked what you wanted to wear? Yeah. Oh, okay. Super fun. Yeah. Is this at one of your friend's parents' house? Yes. Yes. Yes. My friend, Grayson, has a really nice house. And she, like, hosts all the parties and stuff like that. So, yeah. Is it big? It's huge. Her house is huge. Oh, so she's, like, really rich? Uh, I mean, I guess so. She has. Or really bad with money? No, no. Just kidding. No, I love Grayson. And she is, like, a big. She has a big land with cows on it. And she's a pet zebra, too. Oh, my gosh. A pet zebra? Yeah. Okay. She rich. Yeah. Is she the one with the kangaroo? Uh, no. That's Lily. A kangaroo? What type of friends do you have? But, literally, it's insane. All your friends got exotic pets? All my friends. Yeah. And everybody flamed me for having a kangaroo in the house. They were like, this does not belong. You do not. No. No. You don't belong on this earth anymore. I'm kidding. But, yeah. So, are you talking about on TikTok? Yeah. So, then, you just have Estes? Oh, that's me. Estes is exotic. No, Estes is exotic. Estes is exotic. Estes is exotic. Estes is very exotic. There is a fly on me. Where did you get Estes? I'm flipping out. Was he? Minnesota. Estes. You're lying. He's a girl. No, no. Estes is a girl? It was Minnesota. Oh, no. She's been a girl her entire life. Yeah, you always call it a he. You keep calling her a boy. Sorry, Estes. They always refer to dogs as it. Yeah. Or he. They are it. No. And Chase does it, too. Whenever Honey gets excited. He was like, oh, it's excited. I'm like, her. She's a woman. Treat her like one. But, yeah. No. Estes came from Minnesota or Minneapolis or one of the M states. And she came as a little baby. Let me show you a photo. Dude, this podcast is extremely long. Well, that's because we messed up. We had to stop so Cash could prompt. Dude, Cash, how long is it taking? How long does this thing take? It feels like we've been filming forever because we started filming and then our soundboard was off. Yeah, we restarted the episode. It was only like five minutes, though. The real issue is Cash is prompt over here. Yeah, Cash is taking a while. Ignore me. We have been, but you're still not prompting. We've been going for ten minutes. Stop talking about me right now. Stop that. Get your name out of your mouth. We should just pause and wait. Oh, my gosh. Estes in her teenage years was bad. That was a good looking dog. Wait, let me see. Wait, let me get it. Estes got cracked in her old age. I mean, just. Wait, let me get like a good photo. Also, you know that means something. I'm so sorry, Estes. Oh, she's so cute. She's cute. She's not bad. She kind of looks chubby. She's not chopped in that. But let me get her like actual baby photo. I would kill to know what my dog looked like in her teenage years before all the kids. Technically, she is in like sort of teenage years. No, she's an elder. This was her. She was kind of fat. You ever think about how like Estes. Wait, I got to show Stella's baby pictures. She's the cutest baby. To Estes, you're like her whole world. You ever think about that? Yeah. I know. Like your house is like the end of the earth. Yeah, that's like as far as it goes. And Estes was as big as me. You were tiny. I know. Look at that. Wait, Estes is so small. Why does Estes look like a giant dog? Gosh, look at that. Estes is huge. Oh my God. Estes is the size of a rat. No. That is insane. Wait, that's insane. Estes is only like this big. Like she's tiny. I was really small. Y'all saw her. Estes was on a recent episode. When you see that Harper's only as tall as the counter, that's crazy. Look at this. Look at the live video. Wait, that's hilarious. Estes is really small too, which is the scary part. I was tiny. I saw her on a recent episode. I think it was Ivy's episode maybe. We like had Estes on the set and she was like literally like this big. Look, this is Stella with underwear on when she became a woman. Hold on. Look, there she is. Bro. So she's been like this since the beginning. She's so cute. Okay, sorry. Listen, if there's one thing I want to do in this episode, it's finish it. Yeah. And we can't do that unless you get your prompt done, bro. I'm working on it. She's so cute, dude. I know. I know. I know. This one was when she was a puppy. Dang. That is a cute dog. Wait, out of all of the LOL dogs, who do you think is going to live the longest? Out of all the LOL dogs, I think that Estes is going to live longer. You think? Wait, who's the oldest? How old is Estes? She's nine. Oh, she's fried. No, I'm not talking about- Shut up. She's the first to go. No, I'm not talking about who's going to die first. I'm talking who do you think is going to have the most years on this earth? That means- Oh, Stella. She has like nine lives. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Stella did dodge death again somehow this week. I forgot to show Harper. I saved it all this time. Wait, was it? She almost died again. It's been like two weeks. Hold on. Wait, is that on video? Stella? Yes. Stella's almost died like multiple times just since Maverick and Kinsey have been together. We don't even know- It's not my fault either. She does it to herself. She like is trying to hurt herself or something. Anyways. Oh. She needs help. She's seeking help. I remember this. Your poor dog did almost die. I can't believe this happened to our dog, man. I felt so bad for our pup. I mean, this thing was cooked. Hold on. Did you just say the H word? No, I said- I said, what the heck? Oh. What do you mean? What do you mean? What the heck happened? You were there the entire time. I don't remember. Do you don't remember her face? Don't you remember? You don't remember what happened to the dog? Oh, yeah. She's like Scooby-Doo. No, not Scooby-Doo. It looked like Balloon-A-Doo. I mean- No. When Kinsey shows this picture, you're going to be like, okay, that is definitely Scooby-Doo. No, she got- No, her whole head turned into a whopper. And Kinsey actually thought Stella was dying. I thought she was gone. What happened? It was press play. Oh, God. She's like, that's so bad. No, but if you can just tell in her eyes, she's cooked. Yeah, it's so bad. just look at the start of the video she is terrible just cooked turn on the you don't need the sound do you see her face isn't that what happened to her no one really knows it doesn't look that bad in the video what she said no her face swelled up it literally she had like a softball size thing on her face oh yeah that one's not the pictures that one's not good that's really bad that's not in 0.5 or anything like that's just a normal photo of her face she looks sad and scared oh that's bad she was very scared did she know i was freaking out because the last dog that i had that walked up to our house that looked like this died within a few hours because it got bitten by a snake and so it had venom in it and within a few hours they'll die wait what did the vet say happened so we don't really know what happened to her we're assuming because we've even like a suburb like there's not like snakes around very much or anything like there's nothing crazy like that i was losing my mind because that night that we went to sleep she was acting funny but she looked fine and i didn't i was just like okay just go to bed and i woke up the very next morning but when you say acting funny she wasn't even acting that weird she was just being really cuddly and clingy like she kept trying to like crawl up on her she was like biting copper she was like growling at him and she was like gonna hurt him because he like comes up to her face and like licks her and every time she does that she's like oh my god every time he would come up and lick her she'd kind of yell she would like yeah she would like i'm trying to get away from him can you show us what she'd do no come on no anyway so she goes to bed and i wake up the next morning she lays right next to me not on the bed but like in her own little dog bed on the ground and i let her outside like out of our bedroom door and her face is huge and i was like oh shoot and i immediately think the last dog that i had that happened like this died died within a few hours so me and math immediately go to the vet and i called them on the way and i was like hey like i'm bringing a dog in i'm pretty sure she got bit by a snake and we get there and our vet is phenomenal so don't take this the wrong way but i was furious because she immediately goes we don't have anti-venom and because they don't have it just regular vets offices you have to go like an emergency and i called and asked to make sure and if they don't get the anti-venom soon enough they're gone did they put it in they didn't have it so they said they didn't have it and i was like oh my god they didn't have it and i was like here's what we can do you can either take her to the er right now and get anti-venom which was gonna be like fifteen thousand dollars which is insane dang she said or you can leave her here we don't know for a fact that it's a snake bite maybe she just got like bit by some bug that she's allergic to or something yeah like a spider or a bee and we can put an iv in her and we'll just watch her and so it was like a toss-up of oh i could leave her here but i have to leave her here for a few hours which could mean i'm gonna have to leave her here for a few hours and i'm gonna she's a goner and i'm never gonna see her again or it could mean i'm gonna come back and she's gonna be okay and we're just gonna take her home and so we like sat down with the vet and talked about it and we ended up having to leave her there but she's okay she survived again dang yeah but that's like the third or fourth time that she's like been we're all like oh she's dying she's gone yeah yeah but i don't know that dog just there was a part of me that matt was happy no he's mean i'm happy i was just like stella if you're in pain then it's best you should go that's just rude no i'm kidding i do love the dog i love stella uh but she's a lot she's a lot to handle you know sometimes she's just a lot how long do you want to handle and i love you yeah right back how long do y'all want to live till uh cash and i are gonna both live till we're 101 and then one day we're gonna go to sleep holding hands and die together well how is that possible if you're both 101 well i'll be 101 and he'll be 103 okay and me i'm gonna die at 111 it's always been a thing in my mind and i have a really good intuition so i'm gonna die when i'm 11 would that make you like the longest person to live in like the last century yeah ever probably that would probably make you one of like the oldest people that ever lived i think i'll be good to go at 92 92 yeah it's not enough years like it's seriously not like i just love life i really do i love life i just want to know okay it's gonna be i'm gonna be 92 by the time we get this prompt back oh the prompt's loading don't worry guys dude i'm ready it's mr i can't i don't control ai i am a prompter i do not control how fast it works bro you were just literally telling us how good you were this whole time just watching it go like this yes it's literally going like this so you have not been in the conversation because you've been watching it go in a circle oh i forgot to tell you harper what honey had surgery too oh yeah well you didn't hear about this i feel like i haven't been in those what the heck was that her mouth was wet and there was hair in it oh she just oh i just touched it honey honey had to have surgery too um because she uh which by the way another message to whoever owned her before me you suck once again you were horrible and she's wait did they abuse her here yes they did she was abused and bred too many times but she's treated like a princess now and she gets everything she wants she was like kids but go ahead treated like a bad street hooker she was like a princess now and she gets everything she wants she was like a bad street hooker it was bad oh my gosh y'all stop stop saying that um she doesn't like that word she all of her teeth were like really bad because when you like overbreed dogs it affects their gums her teeth were not teeth anymore yeah like they were deteriorating she looked like she smoked for about all right we need to be honest about something our group maybe well sometimes always uses doordash for everything it's not our fault it's so convenient seriously it's like once a day sometimes more at this point we all have our go-to orders yeah but honestly doordash has become such a staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming recording traveling or working on something and something always comes up somebody needs a coffee somebody forgets to eat and suddenly we're out of snacks we've even used doordash during video shoots when we realize we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries waters and other things we needed to keep the day moving that's what i love about it it's way more than just ordering dinner whether it's groceries supplies or sending someone their favorite treat after they've had a rough day it 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Done. No hassle, no negotiation, no guy from an online listing low-balling you. Results will vary. Experian. Yeah, so her teeth were like black. Her breath was so bad. She had like whatever the. Like she was about to get like gingivitis or whatever dogs get. That sounds real painful. And so the vet. It's cancer of the gums. Yeah, so the vet had told me. Oh, it's not their hair turning ginger? What the. That was crazy. Never mind. It's probably fine. No. The vet had told me this year. I took her to the. Like I took her for a yearly checkup. The vet was like, I really think that she'll probably have to get her teeth pulled. Like you can wait a little bit if you don't want to do it. And I was so scared of doing that because I was like, she's going to be in so much pain. And then her tooth. One of her teeth fell out again. Another one. So I was like, okay, I'm just going to schedule it. So I scheduled it and they. I touched it too. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. It was disgusting. Kinsey found her tooth on the floor. I didn't know what it was and I picked it up. I'm not kidding you, Harper. It was as green as the sign behind you. Green? It was bad. It like had leaves on it. It was growing stuff. Wait, I kept it. I kept it. Oh my gosh, she did. This is getting crazier. Where did I put it? Green. You kept her green leaf growing tooth. Yes. We're going to have to start calling. And it's in the drawer right there? That's where you put it? Melts so bad up here. Where are these fungulas? Is it in your room? I feel like you put it on the table. Wait, can I hold a fugler? Listen, we're going to have to start calling her toothless at this point. No, I have to go find this tooth. Poofless. honey's on the run honey over here honey over here honey no she's hey honey over here she doesn't know why she's mocking the camera right now anyways honey her tooth fell out and uh can you get up here she's shaking she uh her tooth fell out so i was like i'm just gonna take her to the vet she loves maverick maverick's like her favorite yeah but um all right sorry what were you saying kate oh so i take her to the vet they're like yeah she definitely needs to get these removed so i schedule the surgery and i take her in and they're like they call me they're like so we did have to pull 15 teeth i was like oh they're like and she had already been missing 12 dang so they're like so she has about 15 teeth left so now she's missing like over like a third but does her breath smell as bad no her breath is fixed and if you pull her lip i want to see her smile i don't want to pull that look like this i'm seeing she's like no no look you can see her teeth were so bad before but like look she's just like missing all her teeth oh trigger warning trigger warning trigger warning trigger warning yeah oh trigger warning you're about to see honey's one tooth no i just almost threw up i think she got scared and harper screamed it's just gums oh poor maybe we'll just call it gummy bear oh my gosh wait that was kind of cute gummy bear gummy bear is a good name for a dog didn't load uh no it's still doing the spinning wheel i'm so done we're gonna die before we die i'm so done we're gonna die before we die it's almost done i'm telling you prompts it should be done by now okay what's the halloween episode and what are we doing for the next episode yeah uh well did you order the tootsie rolls no i was planning on just going to get them on cbs right after the episode right after the episode yeah why don't we just postmates them i thought we can't we postmate the item i lost honey's it was too expensive but while i was trying to find honey's tooth i found something else maverick what did you find and i need you to get rid of it immediately what is it can you touch it yes why do you have your toenail in the drawer uh first of all don't get on him without a toenail when you kept honey's tooth where's the i had it in a plastic bag why are we keeping these things i had to show you on the podcast i had honey's tooth wrapped up in a paper towel in a plastic bag where it will not contaminate anything that's maverick's toenail is just out and about in the drawer it's just i touched it serial killer activities no one does that no kinsey came to my door the day the tooth fell out and she's like kid i need to tell you something but you really you can't freak out i'm not gonna freak out and she's like i'm not gonna freak out and she's like honey lost another tooth and i cried also guys we're scaring honey by talking so loud look at her she's trembling you can leave no one's forcing you to stay here she's trembling on the side um what's it called can i see the tooth i lost it so there's some infected tooth around this house somewhere just lying around oh that's that's good yeah yeah she loves when you scratch her head with your nails she'll like fall asleep to that you think yes she always she starts closing her eyes everyone's gonna fall asleep if we don't get this prompt all right fine cut to when the prompt is done all right guys the prompt is officially open are you guys ready to watch i don't think it turned out how i expected can you pop it up on the on the tv or no no you can't just hit airplay that's confusing no that's who knows how to do this hold on i'm getting to it oh gosh okay i'm a prop out where we know why it took so long now he's in his gmail account what screen mirror yes oh oh whoa can i can i look at the code 4787 oh gosh no everyone's gonna know our code now honey's just a trembling i mean the code changes every time idiot oh my gosh whoa the bronco's too pink yeah so like i said i made two prompts actually let's see um there's prop number one right here why is yolanda how do i screen record can i screen yeah he's so crazy uh yeah control here i got you it's so crazy yolana was just a random girl and then she just came into our lives so bro what kind of mcdonald's yeah yeah what kind of mcdonald's uniform did you have that person wearing is it screen recording yeah how do we know for screen recording okay cool all right so we have two prompts i just want to warn you guys before we watch these prompts and you guys make fun of my problems i can already tell this did not turn out how i wanted yeah okay so this is probably gonna look very ai but you're the best prompter no yeah but yeah i would need to go through a couple cycles of these before we landed on a final version you're gonna do that so so you'll work on it so just know it's probably gonna look very fake and ai okay but you'll work on it after for the rest of the video real clip sure yeah after this i'll work on it and then we'll upload the real clip at the end of the podcast all right ready okay let's see what we got okay i look fake nice bronco daddy buy that for you no i bought it myself sure you did you don't deserve a car like that you don't know me just do your job then stop acting like a spoiled kid you want to keep talking hey period seriously that looks like me it did look like it looked like me No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Daddy buy that for you? No, I bought it myself. Sure you did. You don't deserve a car like that. You don't know me. Just do your job. Then stop acting like a spoiled kid. You want to keep talking? Seriously? How'd I get on? That was the most AI thing I've ever seen. Seriously? Okay. Nice Bronco. Like I said, my prompts, I don't know what happened. But we're going to roll it. We're going to go ahead in the episode, and I'm going to play the real prompt now for you guys so you guys can watch it, and I'm going to work on it for a bit. All right. Also, make sure to go. Go to Kids Choice Awards and vote us for favorite podcast. Please, please, please, please, please, please. Please. We will see you guys later. Adios. Bye. From the studio that brought you WandaVision. It's like. You sure about that? Run them together on Spotify. and unlock incremental reach for your campaign.