Harper's Stalker Has Her Number!

There's no clarity has been calling for the whole day, and I know This is a troll Please stop calling this number. Hey, why'd you cut me out? What's up welcome back today? We have a very crazy conversation because we have a special guy Yeah, I got you don't worry What flavor you want? Uh I had these for my first grade birthday party. It was themed Circus. Oh my gosh. You should get the blue Circus popular day. Yeah, my sister and my friend Morgan were clowns and had a clown birthday What did the clowns do at your birthday they dance they tap dance Great flavor everything's terrible. No, it's good. I'm with that. I like green So blue blue and red are always the best they were trying about it's not red I don't think red always tastes like medicine is generally like the first Is a fake flavor like blue raspberries aren't real it's usually blue than like pineapple Does everybody want blue yeah? Let's play a game who wants to play a game sure okay, so we should obviously all get our things first our blue ones first I'm not sure. I want something that cashes, but has been sitting on for an hour Then we should play the game where we line them all up when we guess. Oh, it's actually cold I thought I was gonna be we guess what the flavor is blindfolded. Oh, we could guess the flavors. That is good That is good. I bet I we already drinking the blue. I'm really good I haven't I haven't had a wait listen to this noise. Oh Wait, it didn't make it. Oh my gosh. This is so nostalgic Didn't it sound disgusting? That's what I imagine a pimple sounds like being popped. What you know I don't want to drink, okay? Like in the car. Oh, that's so bad. I won't lie. This is like the most Unnatural thing I've ever tasted so artificial. That's terrible. That's so terrible It has one gram of sugar Harper really it's terrible. There's no way it has one gram look at the box I'll be honest sugar per bottle did we get this sugar-free one it tastes right actually It tastes good when I was a kid it tastes trash now It's tragic. I guess I'm still a kid. It's like the drink I had at the pool No, I had like the bottle one How did you open this I've been in Five calories she's right one grand of sugar. You're how'd you know all this because we don't know if she guessed Yeah, it's five calories and one gram of sugar. That's so crazy 95 grams of sodium One carbohydrate sodium is not bad for you unless you drink a lot of it. What is this then? I guess it's like a diet. Yeah, when you drink a diet coke, it's like there's nothing in there, but there's something in there Oh, yeah bring out a green a red a purple It's only those words tastes like medicine All right, did y'all we should play the game in a little bit though. I have some stuff. I want to talk about okay Go ahead. Um, so there's this thing that cash doesn't believe in it's called math I believe in math. No, he doesn't so In theory in math theory, I believe it's Albert Einstein. Oh my gosh Do not bring this up, dude If you travel faster or near or faster than the speed of light then like let's say no, no, you need to explain this Very I'm explaining the girls need to say their opinion. Okay. Yeah, so sounds like I'm gonna have to think hard It is listen girls. You really listen to this and really think let's say you were on a plane. Okay, that was flying around Earth Okay, or a rocket or whatever, right and you were flying Faster than the speed of light or impossible. It is impossible Okay, if you're flying at the speed of light or near the speed of light and wait, do you know what that is? Yeah, everyone understands that operate, you know, the speed of light is a speed of light in which light travels. Yeah Yeah, how fast light travel? Okay If you were flying near that fast and let's say you were up there for three months, okay You're up in space traveling on the speed of not even space. It could be around the earth You're just going in a plane around the world at the speed of light Yes for approximately Three months somehow if this we could build a ship to do this, okay The people on earth when you land would be I'm just guessing let's say five years older five six years older And only three months went by for you and you would actually have only been up there three months in your time Like if you took a watch up with you and a watch stayed down here and you started and you started iPhone stopwatches at the same time Hypothetically time would be different by your watch by a big majority. I'm not intelligent your stopwatch would say Three months. So what's the question? Basically time travel it is is like maybe there's a billion one time if you if you literally go fast and you can slow down travel Ahead so I'll go up in that airplane for three months. And then when I come down you guys will be five years older No, it's called time dial so Harper Harper would be my age if I was out there for a year Harper be my age when I come down and we'd be the same age That sounds that sounds fake because if I was running with a stopwatch and you're walking with a stopwatch it would be the same time That's what I said. That's cuz it's not fast enough for you to really tell difference, but they have done this Okay, they have taken a stopwatch up in a plane or a rocket or whatever and they've flown it really really fast fast They can't and they come and they put it down here on the earth next to the stopwatch that they start at the same time Seconds off and and there's their difference by seconds. I don't know. I don't like a millisecond here Let me ask if I travel but they've done a small speed of light For one year how much time would have passed on earth? Let's see this just like hurts my brain to think about 90% About two point three years would have passed on earth Why you only felt one year if you go 99 if you go a little bit faster than this? Speed of light it changes even more drastically No, if you if you if you go even faster, you could have hundreds of years could have passed No, when you are only up there I don't I mean, yeah, you're just like for a short amount of time That doesn't mean it. No, no, but you're still aging. What did you do to your pup? No, no, no. She's like what did? Her brain just went Because if you're up there and your a year passes and you're going really fast and you come down all your friends are dead and You're still 16 or 17. What does that mean? So here's why you would do it right if you were a billionaire and you were like man, I'm scared to die I want to live forever or something or maybe you have some sort of disease that you're gonna die, right? But if you're like this billionaire or trillionaire or whatever and you had enough money to build your rocket You could fly to the future where they have whatever technically if you go fast enough if you spent one year up there Hundreds of years go by he said it would feel like one year for you one year for you and feel like one year You don't know you'd only age one year. You'd feel it Time would still go forward, but I feel like one year you would only age one year This is one of those conversations where I usually just tell cash. That's nice. Yes. Yes From your perspective anyone in the ship would only age one year while people on earth would age Hundreds and there would be completely new people on earth because they would all be dead. No Yeah Problem though Yes from your perspective You would only age about one year when years have passed on earth and if you go ninety nine point nine nine nine percent faster Hundreds of years could have passed Fifty years later, that's crazy at that speed But if you can even go the faster and faster and faster you go hundreds of years. So anyway, your grandparents still alive No, hold on seven my grandma Is but everybody else is dead. Well, so think your grandpa in a hundred years from now My grandma when you pass away know your grandpa that's passed away. Okay in a hundred years from now when you pass away There will be no one left on this earth that he knew or even the same like we sorry That was on the earth the same time as him So well, that's dark. Sorry redo it. I'm so sorry. That's just insane. We redo it. You're very much said We're all gonna be dead my brain in a hundred years from now There will be no one left on this earth that was on the earth at the same time. Your grandpa was so I'm really sad I'm sorry, unless um Wow, unless somebody did the time unless somebody did the fast thing. Yeah, they could figure that out Here's the thing about that though. Well, first off cash doesn't believe in it. He thinks it's fake I think it's fake I do unless there's a pill that can make you live for longer But I don't want that the problem with it is to actually travel at the speed of light We would need enough fuel on this rocket. There's a lot of problems that amounts to the same I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about I don't know what you're talking about twilight don't give her any spoilers if you've seen it because she's never seen it twilight twilight it's like an old movie yeah she's never seen it your mom loves it exactly it's an older movie oh okay that was crazy whatever i didn't call your mom old i love you bronwyn you're not old it literally came out like 15 years ago i think like she watched yeah it's not i think she does she watches every episode it came out like 15 years ago it's not that old at all i'm just kidding no i mean i know that my mom does watch the podcast because i watch the podcast every episode that comes out no you do not swear on my life no you do not do you want to see my youtube no way hold on i don't even watch every i don't even watch any episodes because we're experiencing it no i go back and i laugh at them so i do every once in a while me and kate will be like oh wait no this is the one i mean look look look look look i'll watch i'll watch like i sometimes oh wow i sometimes go halfway through watching them but i do watch a lot of them me and kate do that too we'll lay in bed at night and sometimes we'll turn it on and i'll be like and then i get to turn it off so i get overstimulated listening to no it's so funny it is i like to watch in the shower or when i'm doing my makeup because i don't like skip through ads because i have premium you know what my favorite part is we're just all like glazing ourselves no we're so funny no it's not me i'll laugh at you guys but like my favorite part is when i forget about an episode oh i know and i watch it back i'm like that's so funny i don't remember you even saying it in person y'all are curious we're coming up we're super close to episode 300 which means we're almost at three years we hit three mil wait we're yeah we did episode 300 almost at three years and we just hit three mil i like to say i'm proud of all of us you don't know other groups can stick together for more than like six months that's true this is true it's also because like y'all are family and i'm a little kid yeah but even families you are 17 you're not looking how hard perceives yourself i need to be okay no like jake and logan like they split like a lot of people like i'm a little kid still right like to y'all i'm a little kid like oh you were when we met you now you like our age now you like it you're like kate's age when you're like we started you know wait you know how we hang out with like like chase alien man that's a bigger age gap than you and cash yeah me and chase have a bigger age gap than me and you chase is 10 years older than and when cash was like your age is when we started hanging out with chase so you're like almost at the age where you're like we would just all be friends normally like when you turn 18 and kate's like 22 and like we're all like in 20s to like upper teens that's like once you're 18 age this doesn't matter everyone's everyone everyone's gonna say you're the same age if you say you're like so theoretically if i was up in space speeding at light speed for like 10 seconds i would come down and be all the age probably yeah but think about it no no we'd have to go yeah if you say you're like 19 and then kate says she's like 24 everyone's gonna view you like the exact same age there's like not even a difference at that point it's just like i was doing light speed for two seconds would that be about three months i don't know that's too much math i can't do that i think it would be about three months all right chasen you have an eight year age gap and he's 31 six year age gap dang we have like three more years than me and you we need to go up in that spaceship no hey but what were you gonna say about twilight with the with the with the speed of light if you were a vampire yeah and you could live forever yeah but we're the same age right now yeah would you turn me into a vampire or would you let me live till old but you would say 24 or 25 but i turn you into a vampire i would not curse you like that i don't think you want to live forever and you can't eat food all you can eat is blood you can't eat food all you can eat is blood or you can be a vegan yeah and can you not go out at night in the daylight that sounds terrible yeah i would you trust me i could never if you're if you're just listen babe if you're a vampire and you're thinking about turning me into one don't please i selfishly would turn you into a vampire oh gosh i'm not living on this earth without you oh if you fall in love with a vampire and they're like listen i think we should turn you wait i don't think it's a bad thing as long as i got as long as i got my spouse i'd be fine no you don't want to live forever like all y'all could die i do think i would want to live 200 years 200 if i got to pick yeah no no if you guys got to pick average lifespan of every human what would you pick 200 i'd say probably like 150 i just think at some point i'm thinking like 500 no 500 5 to 800 i don't think you want to be around that long no no no no if you have if your body slowly ages too like if by the time you want to be 20 forever no like if you're 100 and by the time you're 100 you just look like you're 20 i would want to but i wouldn't want to be like 90 years old for 500 years so at 100 you look like you're 20 which means you're like nine years old for like 30 years you're just a baby for like 20 years would you then make it to where like people don't have kids until they're 100 because if you still have kids when you're like 20 or 30 the equivalent i guess so i guess it would be normal if you just slow to everyone's aging process down like mad said you would just unfortunately be nine listen i'll say this if you could be here for 500 years i think elon must figure out time dilation that's true i think if i could choose i would live to be um like 200 obviously but yeah so i would want to stop like i would want to live there's gotta be an end to it i would want to live a full high school life up to 25 years old you don't even know the best years of your life are yet to come really oh yeah everybody was always like high school's so fun it's the best year of your life look back and be like oh no it was not life is better when you're not in high school if i if i if i could live to 200 i would want to live up to like sorry i want to live up to 25 years old and then i would want to stay there for 50 more years and then i would i would want to start aging the rest of my life yeah but i do i'm really excited for the next years of my life because you know who says high school is the best years of your life the ones who peaked yeah and so you don't want don't ever say that what dumpling mom yeah oh my gosh i'm kidding that was a joke coming at her again i mean this is third podcast you're really good on your skin yeah she did all right y'all want to play the game i'll just play i'll just play it so i'll just oh yeah i have them oh wait you drink all your blue ones so i guess i'll just get another one wait i kind of drink like all mine too why didn't y'all drink yours i mean they were nasty what's happened sometimes i have these shooting pains oh that's called a heart attack oh my gosh i was running get on the ground we'll electrocute you no y'all i was running the other day and i got a side stitch i'm like three and a half miles in yeah what did you just say a cramp you run i'm starting my running journey i'm gonna run a half mile marathon three miles is a lot i ran four i ran four i was so proud of myself anyways i get to three and a half miles and i told myself before i started i was like i will not walk i will run the whole thing and i get to three and a half and i have this side stitch which is a cramp and i am like running with the clamp i'm like i told myself i wouldn't walk i wouldn't run a half mile i'm not kidding i couldn't stop harper gets to her driveway she's like i'm not kidding it hurts so bad no and then i then i was like i can't i genuinely can't so i start they can hear me okay no no we don't have the shotgun mic on okay then i started walking and i looked like this dude if i saw you running like that training for a marathon i'd just tell you to quit no and then are you are you wanting to run the full 13.1 with no walking she's trying to run 13. she's trying to do a half marathon sub two you want to do a half marathon you want to stop two hours wow that's a nine minute pace for all the being into that you know i got a word for brooke monk no one gives her enough credit she faked her run what did you not see it don't say that no she did not she put in the work i saw all the evidence she faked her run wait who's saying that the whole internet's saying she faked it really and there's evidence i will say that her time's really impressive yeah she's very impressive she did not fake it no i know this girl got an electric bike that's what she got literally videos that fans took of her while she was running the marathon yeah did she just run it like for a tick-tock yeah but she has like extremely good times like she has like an app like an eight minute mile every look into it man i'm not i'm telling you i'm not beating brook monk faked her run you're such why are you saying that he's he doesn't believe it he just like just to say things okay i'm definitely not rage baiting anyone i don't know but i would like to see the evidence no i looked at it and it there's like no evidence the girl can run i mean she can really run yeah no it's crazy she posted her marathon time i was like what and i'm like she's like she's like 18 miles in going good i'm like perfect makeup and whatever at 18 miles in do not talk to me no i will not be doing that i unfortunately will have to work two times as hard as a brook monk because she's got some long legs i ran a half marathon and i thought i was cool listen all the people on the internet that are hating on her i mean first off you're jealous and i get it go touch i get it it it is a is annoying that if you're leaving a hate comment on a video you are chronically online your screen time is too high and you should throw your phone into the garbage and go off the grid and touch some grass dang i think we should do a i think we should do a podcast where brook monk has to run a whole marathon on a treadmill right here she could probably yeah live we'll live stream it no kidding she could probably talk the whole time she does it yeah she looks like she's like doing a get ready with me while she's that's what i don't get is like i've been trying to run for a long time now and like i can run i can do it but it's not very fun like where at what point does it get fun i agree i don't know she's having fun she's like i'm like what i don't think it's fun she's just so pretty i think it's just like her hobby like she just hobbies are typically fun yeah well i think she doesn't stay in shape but she's like not like probably has a little naturally good at it so she's like you know it's fun to play the game now please yeah we can play the game now all right i got all four colors i just need a mask so i got it i got all the hugs and harper is going to taste test it how are you going to drink harper if your face is covered yeah hold on we can get it i just saw my stomach wrinkle and it really really made me uncomfortable yeah get a mask your stomach wrinkled yes bro we're spraying with some pepper spray do we have pepper spray then she'll close her eyes do y'all want to do that on the podcast one day dude i want to so bad but i just can't i want to try i won't i will let you guys use a shooting taser at me though you will no i i will i think i would i think i would no i think i would do our our neighbor's a cop i bet he'd tase us i oh i don't want to get tased i want to do pepper spray oh i'll if you get pepper sprayed i will get tased i don't think you catch you wait do you understand i don't know why i touched your hand i was like i know we should do that do you understand that the the the little prongs stick into you yeah no you do not want to get tased it sticks into your skin and you get shot i feel like come pull them out of you i'd way rather get tased than pepper spray though no you wouldn't yes no taster pepper sprayed pepper sprayed yeah math taste just for the fact that it's over once they let go yeah it's like it's just wait but like i don't know if i did get pepper spray it's like yeah it depends like if you're gonna tase me for a minute and a half i would rather get pepper sprayed but if you're gonna tase me for like three seconds i'd get tased okay then same yeah like if it's over because tasing is over quicker kinsey what about you would you rather get tased by a shooting taser like a like a cop one or pepper spray pepper spray oh no this is so hard it'd be really like actually touching my eyes yeah it's like i'm gonna pepper spray from right here your eyes are wide open no no i'd say from a little farther away like from where you are yeah yeah i'd rather get wide open but pepper spray shoots from like me to the other side of the room i'm gonna have to say taste yes thank you yeah we all get pepper sprayed though it says most cops will say that pepper spray is worse overall because it won't stop others say the taser is the most intense thing they've ever felt but i'd rather take it than be sprayed no when you see the dudes just they go bodies that can't be good no why are you announcing your weapon before you use it it's a terrible strategy if i'm gonna tase someone i'm not gonna go taser taster they don't want to hurt people they're just like warning them like hey if you don't stop doing no i think they do that they do actually i have no clue but i'm gonna make up a reason i know i'm pretty sure they do that to clarify that they're pulling taser okay sure they're like taser taser give me one that makes sense yeah i think i'm not really sure okay i'm making sure i can't see anything here you go okay no here you go this is not a hug yes it is why did you think that was gonna work yeah you obviously had to just have her drink and not hold it you idiot okay whatever okay we need straws here we go wait go get a straw so that way she can't fill the glass what they're all full what do you mean or or like smell it or anything no i'm not drinking that whatever that was what it was a spray it's just my hug okay now i gotta mix it up up real quick i wouldn't use that straw okay close your eyes careful no one's impressed if you're a peaker okay no one's impressed by it's really close to spilling so be very careful here hold it yes it will spill on you don't smell it okay close your eyes okay hand it back there you go what color do you think it was red okay am i right we're not telling you here's the next one blue okay here's the next one purple oh okay here's the next one green okay here's the next one there's no more yes there is green green okay one more hold on we're gonna make sure you get them all right you're ready opening the last one i have a feeling y'all are doing something there you go purple okay and last one blue did she get a single one right she got no you did she i'd say you got like half and half three she got three but you got the purple one the last one we mixed all the colors the first yeah the first blue one you got was good and uh purple but the the green you got green wrong you mixed green and red up you got mixed green and red we gave you another green you got it right did they taste different at all i mean no i think that the i think that the purple one definitely tasted different but other than that you thought the green was red and the red was green the green i thought that the red one was yeah i think you actually got all the purple and all the blues one blue ones are you sure you didn't do anything weird to my drink yeah no we just mixed the last one we put all the colors in it was it good or well i don't know you don't what i say was it purple you know hugs were never good i don't know why capri suns were the best snack as a kid or drink love capri suns every time i go to a birthday party and i'd see capri suns i'd be lit and i don't know why the moms were always stingy with them they're like one one because they're expensive one i know if y'all pepper spray right here right now i'd do it no you wouldn't wait we had pepper spray have you ever like i got lemon juice no no they have pepper spray the girls do i don't have pepper spray yes we yeah wait what do y'all have pepper spray on your key chains i i did in high school not someone around here does is it abigail she has pepper spray she probably has pepper someone has kate did i see it on their key chains i'll do it kate has pepper you have yes i do kate has like every weapon wait kate has like a baton a blaster a car with keys i carry my pepper spray though i'm not kidding kate has every weapon on her you're not kidding me remember i pulled my pepper spray on ray in the walmart parking lot do you have a knife yeah wait ray who kate in her car she has a machete a knife a machete she has everything for what reason do you need a machete she has a uh a blaster uh she has a blaster a blaster a nerf blaster uh wait can we turn on the fan just in case like the audio because i'm like you're freezing you're cold yeah for audio reasons just get that off there we go yeah yeah i will get pepper spray uh you have pepper spray she had a taser at one point i did and i accidentally tased myself it was terrible on accident no swear i picked it up you want to know why because it wasn't my taser um it was somebody else's it's actually in your car and i picked it up and i'm holding the wrong in because i didn't know that the i didn't know which part like actually had the taser no way so i'm holding it and i'm just like kind of pushing around on it because i couldn't figure out how to turn it on and then i like pressed the button and it went and i like threw it it's really it hurt but it did taste you it did taste me wait what's the worst pain y'all have ever been in um probably when i accidentally taste myself oh when i had hot tooth you think i'm joking i'm not a couple months ago the hot tooth is the worst pain i've ever been so sad when i had my tooth problem i don't know what it's called but it was bad guys no clarity he's calling and they've been calling for the whole entire day i'm actually you said what this no clarity has been calling for the whole day and i don't know pick it up let me pick it up let me pick it up no i'm not picking it up let me pick it up no you don't pick it up cash it's just a troll now you can't call back no i don't care wait right you can't call no clarity back i don't want to call back because i'm scared it's that day that stalker did you ever figure that out no i haven't but if we do figure it out then i am did anything happen uh no i put um i put what's it called uh not sharpie on my car he put sharpie on my car whoever it is and i put hand sanitizer on my car to get it off it came off yeah did it ruin your paint it did it's like there's like white a white streak where all the letters were so i'm really annoyed but you know what if i figure out who you are then you will get reported what do you mean if that's him that is one step closer no i don't i don't even think it's him you're calling a guy i can't believe you got rid of it they've been texting his handwriting i'm surprised you haven't blocked him yet i can't block him you can't do you know it's a guy uh yeah he sounded like a guy in the stalker video wait you actually can't wait what if they're using like it like a voice changer yeah i don't know but like you can't block no caller id and you can there's so many different apps like text now where you can use different numbers to like why do you know that app uh that's what they use they do prank calls i ain't never used it i don't gotta count but i did prank my mom the other day um i texted her off of this phone and i was like your door code is what i typed in my door code and they're like yeah uh my mom texted me she's like i'm gonna report this to the police i was like it's my text now number i promise your text now number yes i have never heard of that in my entire life again wait is he calling yes let me see let me see how often does it call you it calls me like just let me answer it twice every i'm not even kidding i'd say twice every five minutes let me answer it i'm not gonna answer let me answer it please let me answer it harper please i'm hanging up what oh fine if they call me one more time then i'll answer okay see if they're calling see if they're calling real quick why are you wanting to answer the stalker i answer every number i can't stand it even if it says spam risk i still have to answer you still answer i do every time 23 missed calls yes what yes that's crazy wait from the same person yes no no clarity yeah look crazy you tell me you deny that 23 times this is you have to pay me a lot money to deny a call you should get a pepper spray i'm not kidding i answer every single one of my phone calls you should actually get one 23 today uh 23 in the last hour because i swiped it out but yeah it's a lot and i'm so done you get a new number i know you're watching you change your i know whoever this is is watching because you're some weird person who's obsessed with the lo podcast and what i do in my day-to-day life uh that's what i think's the weirdest thing is that they always know what you're doing it's weird and they always i just i don't understand yeah i thought they were calling to get them freaking me out man i look really fat with all these over here i mean it's not a good look for me at least they're full how is he not fat i don't know it is insane to me what i mean i you eat so much no i don't you must poop a lot i do i mean like as soon as i eat i have to go to the bathroom just go straight straight through okay that's a problem thank you for sharing yes but yeah no i'm done with the stalker i swear they stalk me i swear they're in my room at night like i'm so oh my gosh he's calling again okay you said if you call to get no i'm not doing that don't answer don't answer don't that's exactly what they want okay fine okay okay no carpet hello he's calling he's based on me wait how's he based no do not answer face time are you done i'm answering i'm answering okay let me let me screen record don't put your face in it no wait no put it on this put it on the roof cash don't put on your wait wait wait what's your password that's so bad why did you answer the face time what are you doing ma'am ma'am do not get on camera wait guys i don't think this is a good idea wait wait why are you cut out of the photo wait why did you cut me out i see it oh no hold on wait yo this is a troll no no what's up no no what is he doing he's putting gasoline on it that's so weird he's not putting gas why are you laughing that's weird oh my gosh hey please stop calling this number hey yo wait no hey why'd you cut me out hang up why'd you hey in the call why'd you cut me out in the call cash okay wait okay okay no that no i'm no that's weird that's insane no i'm not why is everybody freaking out because it's my phone he just lit fire on a photo of us and he's been calling me 23 times today i'm kind of offended i'm kind of offended that he cut me out no it's weird like i'm done i'm done being like stalked or whatever why do you think it's so funny it's not it's someone trolling they are trolling it's not like they're not trolling they wrote on my car sharpie mind you that's like already a misdemeanor um they just lit fire in their own house or wherever the frick they are i don't know where they are but wherever they are they literally put gasoline on a photo cut you out of photo do you not think that's weird do you not think that's not just i get that it's not it's not true anymore it's weird like i don't and i i get it it's 99.999 chance it's literally someone trolling us it might be but you can't like keep answering their phone because it'll lead them like egg them on to keep doing it and they're going to do things like they did okay guys i'm sorry i answered the phone i bet you thought it was funny that they wrote sharpie on my car you'd be so mad kenzie's right we shouldn't put this part in the episode hey guys why is there okay i'm just saying we put the car part in there because we thought oh this is crazy but i think it just encourages them why am i getting okay all i did was answer it that's all i did you think it's funny i i think it's because i think it's someone trolling okay i'm sorry the the definition of trolling is joking with somebody being like oh hey hey trolling is not riding on somebody's car putting fire on our face okay i don't know i agree he did what fire yeah he but he poured gasoline on a photo of us he lit the photo on fire and no just now on the facetime call yes oh no i didn't see any of it what oh my god it was facing you and every time you were facing me i was like get that thing out of my face i don't want it i guess my face is already on the internet so well he had your face on the picture he didn't have my face on the picture though which i'm still offended by he knows my address he knows your address he knows what my car is he knows my license plate he follows me around okay the only the only part that i would say is like actually like i agree the car is too far that's like actually like damaging someone's property but the the picture is kind of like that's okay no no but still it's like follow me around like i swear the next thing i know i not that i know of i'm trying to be more aware of my surroundings now that this is happening but he followed you around then no you definitely because he knows my address he saw obviously following remember in like two episodes episodes ago he saw me go over the bridge with my car yeah no that's what i'm saying what if he has a tracker on your car and he's not actually following you a tracker she drives a bright pink bronco you can just follow it that means you wouldn't have to follow that's what how he know the stalker that was stalking my sister for like four years he had a tracker on her car that's what i'm see that's what i'm saying he knew when she was coming to and from college like he would know when she was back in town that's what i'm saying that's how he knows when you're here and that's how he knows when we're filming if he has a track like i'm i tell y'all when we go outside and we look and there's a tracker on her car y'all will not be like you might not even be able to find it you need to have like a professional like go through your car i'm a professional i will find it no i don't know i'm talking about like on the inside of her car yeah no like because i'm done like i i'm sorry i know this sounds stupid but i am done like if you i know that you're watching this episode because you're obsessed with us but like no they're probably not watching this we really probably don't i don't know what to do i mean if it if it gets any farther than i am going to get law enforcement involved and all that because like i just i'm not trying to get stalked like that's uncomfortable like i thought your mom and dad i can't even change that and i have to go into my closet because i'm so nervous like i can't change in my room do you close your blinds no you should close your blinds harper yeah i'd go into my room if my blinds were wide open too i swear i did your mom and dad not talk to the cops already no i haven't really told my mom and dad about it they did they literally talked about it with them well i called her the day that i mean they obviously know about the car yeah it's not a car thing i'm just like i'm just shocked what do you okay why are you not talking because i'm freaked out what do you mean i mean y'all are probably like harper why are you not as freaked out as kate is right now but this has been happening for the past month i'd say it's been happening longer than way longer than that like with the first what was it i'm like really stressed i feel like that was two months ago i think you're i think you're gonna be fine i like halfway think that they're trolling i just think they're like taking it way too far i mean probably like a spoiled little rich kid who thinks i would have been dead by now i would have been dead by now like when your sister had a stalker well i guess i i mean you hold he was mentally not what did he want from her that's what i'm saying like what did he do besides like you wanted to marry her really he was mentally not okay he was like having conversations with her in his head and thinking they were real so like he would like leave like physical notes and like he was like him her on instagram from different accounts but it was like he was finishing a conversation that he had already had with her but they had never had a conversation so it was like he was like talking to her in her in his head and then he would finish the conversation oh so he wasn't even looking at it as like he's stalking her he was like no he thought they were like together and that's real okay yeah that's weird he was a little messed up this person they're messed up in general but it seems more like just some spoiled kid who thinks he can do whatever he wants yeah because that's what i'm saying like lighting the picture on fire is like that's like they're trying to scare you yeah that guy was just doing weird things not trying to scare her no he wasn't trying to be scary he wanted scary yeah scary people don't try to be scary is what i'm saying but he's being scary that's what i'm saying i don't know well you need to talk to your parents about if you want if they want this part in the episode or if they care but i don't know like it would make sense i don't know if it does make sense to have this in the episode just because like i don't want the soccer to get more attention well we can redo the first half like we can start from the beginning and redo it why is everybody geeking out it's not that deep okay maybe it is that deep but well you just don't want to egg them i swear like i will like i'm gonna be dead if i like if this keeps happening like he's trying to kill me or something well i was the one cut out of the photo so i think my life's more in danger than the other ones no which i still can't get over that part sorry but yeah why were you cut out because if they're targeting me and calling me why is cash cut out yeah why are wait that doesn't yeah typically getting cut out of photos not a good thing i wouldn't want to stop what if they're trying to kill each individual no stop stop i know you're joking but you can't say things no we're not joking he could be in your room tonight when all the lights are off and the peaks of the night you don't have to be in your room tonight you don't have to be in your room tonight you don't have to understand when you're dead asleep in the middle of the night and all you're here is okay kate i might end up in your room well don't come to my room in here yeah i know if you're out i'll kill you you're the stalker i i have some serious issues when it's dark and i'm alone i just sleep on the couch my mind just starts running and i feel like i'm actually gonna get hurt hurt so stop no you know that's childish but i don't care and no you cannot sleep on the couch he knows where you're at not me i ain't letting i asked you to come sleep on the couch no they have a guest room harper but you have to keep i've never spent the night here ever you can't honey and honey will protect us and stella oh and maybe uh copper yeah he's so cute he's the cutest thing ever like yo pop up a picture of copper he's the highlight of my day when i come over here like he's not so cute no he's so cute i am so i wish i could literally just like take him home me too eat him up well okay can you text back i can't because uh let me text him no it's no caller id i can't text them he's texted you before oh i can text the number that they text me off of but this is no clarity so i can't guarantee it's the same one wait that's true we don't even know if it's the same person very true could be different people we could you could have two stalkers i'm sure it's not two stalkers what that one's my stalker that's why he cut me out freak out because what do you this is fire like that is so scary you know what we should do we should leak the phone number to of the the text messages because that one's actual phone number right no that one's no caller id the other one is a phone number but the other one i promise you it's not a real like it probably just goes like a it's like a ghost phone number yeah but you don't think people it's like one of those like third-party apps or something i mean i wouldn't i feel like that's one-on-one why do people make those well if he ever if he ever calls you with no caller id or text you again or something and you get a phone number we should leak it and have him realize how annoying it is to have people call you 23 times 24 7 i know yeah we'll have literally all of you call him we should do that okay let us know if he ever wait that's true why don't we leak his number i mean you can but i promise you it's just like a chat number it's not like a number wait what do you mean fight fire with fire yes you can no you can actually you can actually do that in real life i'm telling you you can leak the number but it's not gonna be like a real number it's gonna be like it's gonna be a fake number kindness like it's not a fake number if you yes it's like a generated number uh if you had a gun to my head i'd before you pull the trigger no if i'd have gone up to my head i'd look at them and i'm like why are you doing this and i make them feel bad because if i was holding a gun to somebody's head i'd treat them with kindness or you do reverse psychology shoot me i please i don't want to be alive yes hey they'd be like oh that's kind of sad that's for a fight all right maybe i'll shoot this guy are you ready ready ready ready ready ready i just i've been wanting to just do this for a long time so please just take me out this is sad see look it makes the gun i don't it's not giving me the satisfaction i think if a serial killer is gonna kill you a lot of times they just love to chase okay wait this is great no but do we need to restart what the episode are we gonna restart i think it's good for the i think it's good for the episode you want to leave it in we should ask your mom and dad first we will obviously ask mom and talk to them about it because he hasn't called me well let's reshoot an alternate ending two days an alternate ending yes what is this a tv show okay 20 minutes should we shoot an ultimate alternate ending we can pick up before the phone calls are going off how about we just ask your mom and dad if we can post it and let's just go ahead and shoot it it'll take like 15 minutes hold on am i tripping is it you could ask right now but they probably won't tell you yes or no just what's your honest opinion my own posting is i think it's freaking me out but i'm scared and i don't want to give him attention but i also don't think we should shoot another 15 minutes oh what the you're like i'm willing to my life in danger i'm really i'm really ready to go get some dinner yeah she's been yawning okay that is the fattest thing ever yes there's a stalker that could be killing us but i'm hungry so okay well i say we roll the dice let's pause now at least harper will call her mom and dad and then we'll know what to do and if not then that's fine all of you gotta see the video and we'll see you in the next one bye bye so we go get dinner hope he's not there he's not gonna get dinner i'll shoot him he's not gonna be at dinner if i'm not there okay we're gonna get we're gonna get you some pepper spray okay good idea i don't know if pepper spray is the best thing on the podcast we should northwest you want to come on the podcast i think there are other kids named southeast north stormy south i'm not kidding there's a south south who just south west there's a kid named southwest yes who uh kim kardashian's daughter no you're trolling me yeah i'll show you before we end the episode let me show you i was joking they actually named one southwest is their last name oh because kanye west what is oh that's kind of cool i vibe with that southwest east west yeah east there's east no they're not wait that doesn't make any sense oh no sorry sorry it's uh it's and then there's west west i'm kidding it's northwest saint west chicago west and psalm west they really folded on doing southwest they should have done southwest yeah all right well we're gonna go eat uh and hopefully we don't die hopefully i mean this might be my last podcast ever i'm like no it's not so love y'all um peace out bro shaka