Harper Is Suing Natalie Reynolds!

- So, have you all seen my recent TikToks? - Yes. - Yeah, you've been posting a lot. - Yeah, about time you bring that up. - So, I'm suing Natalie. Natalie decided to go on the internet and lie about the fact that she was coming down to Texas to cloud when we came to my house. I spent her face. - No, none of that happened. - Why don't you try it if you get abused? You're like, "Broke is suing me, harbor is suing me, blah blah is suing me, some more is suing me." Like, how many people are suing you? Like, if that many people are suing you, then change your mindset or change the way you do things because, obviously, it's not- - Yes, change your mindset, man. - Yeah. - Stop thinking about getting sued. (laughing) (upbeat music) (whooshing) - Welcome back to podcast, guys. - I have so many questions. I have so many questions. - Well, we're taste testing burnt cookies. - Why? - You're so mean. - It's not burnt. - Maybe by Kinsey, have you tasted your burnt cookie? - I ate it. - Oh, wow. - And did you like it? - I don't want burgers, great, yeah. - I made cookies for our neighbors 'cause I'm a kind person and cash is doggy on this. - They made burnt cookies for our neighbors. - It was, it's odd thing to do. - They're a little hard. - But like, it's good because once you get into the middle, they're good. - Oh, see, they are hard. Try just throw them away. - No, no, no, no. - Let's see. (upbeat music) - Stop, try throw them away. - Cash. - Math. - Seriously. - No, I thought it was good. I thought your cookies were great, babe. - Okay, look. - This is your one time online. - Let's see, if it can break the TV. - The cookie's not gonna break the TV, cash. - You don't think? - No. - Don't let me put these cookies in their mailboxes if they're horrible. - I don't think they're horrible, babe. - Yo, I have a lot of questions. - Oh my gosh. Hoppers panicking. - I'm panicking. - And I also have two stories I have to tell you. - We're gonna have to talk to Hoppers. - She's gonna keep making noise till we do. - Hoppers guessed what I found. - We have a lot to talk about today. - Wait, before we start, guess what I found. What? - It's completely relevant to everything, but I thought you'd appreciate it as much as I do. - What? - I found 10-minute self-tanner. - What? - It's loving tan. - Did you try it? - That's just called spray paint at this point. - I haven't tried it yet, but I saw this girl on TikTok use it, so I think-- - 10-minute self-tanner. - Yes, you put it on just for 10 minutes and then you can take a shower. - Wow. - She don't have to walk around at night or get your sheets all dirty or-- - I'm shocked. - This sounds like a promo. I promise it's not. I'm just excited. - Why do you get it, Ulta? - Ulta, yeah. - Man, I'm getting that too. What were you, me and Cash about to have tan. - Okay, okay, okay. I don't wanna hear about that. I wanna know who yo, like tell the story. - Okay. - What was it like? - I was there. - Yes, you were there as well. So we are playing volleyball. - Wait, you gotta fill the audience in. Harper's freaking out because Maverick told her that we met one of her crushes as she talks to. And she's like, "Yeah, you didn't know my crush, "you didn't know my crush, you didn't know him." - Poo, poo, poo, poo. - So she's been geeking out and we said, we're not gonna tell until we start to talk. - Where was I? - Okay, I'm gonna tell you one thing he said about you and then you're gonna know exactly who it is. Okay. - Okay. - He said, she's so nervous, look at her. - Go, go. - He said that you and him have kissed. - No, because I did just go through my kiss count and look at the old one. - Whoa! - I looked at all the J's 'cause you said his name turns into a J. - It doesn't start with a J, that was a lie. - Bro! - All the J! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - How many J's you gotta know? - No, no, no, no, no, no, there's only one. - Wait a second. How long has your list? - It's not even long, but I was just checking to see like. - Right, right, right, of course. - Oh, you can't tell me who it is? - Oh, yeah, of course. So it starts with the C. - Yeah. - Where are you met him? - Yes. - Do you know his name was? - Yes, that was his name. - Are we just actually like dropping his name right now? - I guess so. - We'll believe it, we'll believe it. - Yeah, we'll believe it. - So nobody just don't spam his name. - Okay, so yeah, we met him and he was, he was a very vocal about that he, you know, talked to you. - He's a, we talked for two days and he said I love you. So. - Oh, what? - Well, he was very far out of that. - Yeah, he was very proud. - Very proud, like that. - What if he just actually really, really liked you and you're just like, no, no, trust me, he didn't like me. - Really? - Well, you smile when you say that. - Well, no, he liked me, but I had to want to add him because he was like posting my rubber band on his story and I was like, this is just so- - Your rubber band. - Yeah. - You gave him a rubber band? - No, he was like, can I, can I kiss him and do you remember you? - Oh, that's so high school. - I was like, I was like, I was like, I have a rubber band and he was like, thanks. And then I had on at him. - Boy guy, he was nice. - He was a little harsh. - He sounds kind of nice, I feel bad. - And he can't wait to keep playing with you guys in the volleyball court or do you just come up with that too? - He's a cute kid. - Yeah, he is cute. - Why are you acting like he's like, nine? - No, no, he's cute, like he's a cute. - No, I've never said that about someone. - No, he's actually a year younger than me. - A year younger than you, so he's a little boy. - Yeah. - Well, that means. - But he's cute, right? - No, well, it's like, wait. - He looked like Justin Bieber. - Were you going to answer that? - No, I was looking at her like, do you want me to answer that? - I'm not going to answer that. - That's a tough question. - We're all interested now. - I'm not answering any questions. - You called Maddox cute, wasn't he? - No, he's a cute kid. - He's an overall good-looking guy though. - He's a good-looking guy, yeah. - Yeah. - Objectively. - Objectively. - I'm so happy she made it, ma'am. - Shut up. - Really? - But then, looks don't matter of people, 'cause then we are in the middle of our volleyball game. - Oh, that was mad at him. - This product is intended for adult use only. 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He were like, what are we doing on the court here? Yeah, I was like, what are we doing? Like, we're in the middle of a game, like, I don't know how to do it, but it's okay. It's okay, I forgive you, bro, forgive you. But he, so, what did he say about me? He just said that he used to talk to you. Why do you care? I thought he didn't like him. Then we like sat down and we got coffee, we had a long conversation about it. No, y'all did it. But like, yeah, he said all his feelings. Where did it come in that he kissed me? That he kissed you? He said, oh, he never said-- You know Harbor Silver? Yeah, I kissed her. Well, actually-- That's kind of how-- Yeah, no, he didn't say anything about that. I made that up to see if you-- I made it up to see if you didn't admit to it and you did. Oh, he didn't say that? No, he didn't say that. You said, you told me that, but you didn't admit it to him, so. Gotcha. Well, yeah, he lives like 45 minutes away and we met with my friend. And yeah, he was very nice. We hung out for two nights in a row and then he said-- And then he kissed him? Yeah, he kissed him. Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. Let me tell you, there's a lot of people there, though. I love them. Yeah, they all say they go to school with you, like, different stuff. There's a lot. They're always going to us. So I have two stories. Wait, wait, wait. Before you start, do you guys said that there was a girl that tried to talk to me that night and ignored her? Oh, yeah. I didn't hear it. So that same night, we were playing volleyball with another kid and his girlfriend was there or something. And she went and laid down on the towel next to Kate and thought she'd be friends with Kate. And then she tries talking to Kate and Kate proceeded to just ignore her. And Kate? It was a girl. It's very sad. She was like my age. She was trying to talk to me. I didn't even hear her say it. And Kate has one of those faces. There's a name for it, but I'm not going to say it. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. Like, when you're in a bug, you're like, yeah, Kate's like, I will say, and I think, yeah, you were like in the sun tanning chair. You probably had like, like, shades on, you were probably like, yeah, so Kate ignored the girl. I didn't talk her. I don't know what she talked to me. I don't agree with your husband, though. I don't think you looked like that. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I think. I think you look great, Kate. Thanks. So, I went to my lake house this weekend, and we were on the drive back and, wait, you have a lake house? Yeah. Her great parents lived in a lake house. You never invite us to your lake house. That's what I'm wondering. Is there a boat there? Yeah, there's a boat. We'll all go right now. Six out. What type of boat? I don't care about ice boat. Ice speed boat. Where really? Where is the boat? That's where I'm. In Oklahoma. Okay. Okay, we're not using you for your boat. No. But you want to go on the boat. We're just curious where the boat and lake house is. Is it like a boat you can ski behind? Yes. We go to being in a boat. No way. I mean, if I was ever invited, that'd be cool. G-gate keeping that is crazy. Let me tell you the story. So, we're on the way back from the lake house. Mind you. I get there on Saturday morning because I drove, I woke about 5 a.m. I got there at 12 p.m. Because I had a date that earlier that night. A date? Yeah. What's going on with you? I know. Back it up. I want to hear that story first. Did you just say no? No. So, basically, I have a date that night, so then that morning, I drive to the lake house at 5 a.m. I get there at 12. We hang out there. We wake up at 5 a.m. Monday morning. I drive back. On the drive back, me and Brooke are driving. All three of the girls are asleep. Did you just tell me all of that to just say on your way back from the lake house? Yeah. We get at you and Brooke in day and times, 90 and 10 a.m. and let what happened? the way back. Back from the leg house, we're driving, it's 5 AM. Me and Brooke are in the two seats and there's three girls sleeping behind us. My sister and her two friends. And we're driving next to jail. Me and Brooke look over to the jail. We see four inmates jump over the fence, jump over the barbed wire fence, run across the highway. We saw four inmates escape prison and it was a deer. I will say that part makes me sound believable. I'm not going to say anything, I'm just going to make you have a weird thing to add in. Brooke. What happened on the way back from the leg house? We saw four prisoners escaping the prison. And was something chasing them? What? Was something chasing it? The prisoners? Yes. No. No, a deer. Remember the deer? Well, I don't think it really, it was really chasing it, but it was running across the street. Yeah. Okay. I love you. So you see, I'm not lying because I want to attack the deer chasing me and they're down there. There was a deer that like sobbed in the middle of the road and they did the deer pepper spray them too. No, but there was four prisoners and then we didn't call the cops on them, but we decided to call the cops on a drug deal that we saw last night. You saw a drug deal too? Yeah. So basically what happened was me, Blake and me and Brooke were at in and out and we are. That's because you were hanging out at the inmates. No, we were ordering our food. We're outside. We look behind us. There's this really nice car and there's this white kind of beat up car. The white beat up car grabs something from that car and it's like a big stack of cash gives it to the other car and then we call the cops, but we didn't think we'd call the cops on the inmates. What did the cops say to you? Oh, like Blake took a photo of both of their license plates. They ain't Blake a snitch. I know. We don't have Blake. We did that. You were snitch. We did that. We did that two years ago too. When you snitch twice? No, when me and Blake like first met, well, we've met when we were like three years old, but like when me and like first met met, we called the cops on a drug deal at Chick play. At Chick. I don't think drug dealers go to Chick-fil-A. I'll be honest. I don't. I don't think they do. Hey, yo. Where you want to meet up? Chick-fil-A. Oh, dude. They closed on Sunday. It's the perfect spot. But yeah. No, it was. That's crazy. But yeah. The lake house was fun. So what? So what's your second story? That was my second story was a drug deal. Is that okay? Yeah. Wow. So tell us about the date. It was so good. Wait, actually? Yeah. Was it magical? It was. It was a great date. You're like blinking too much. I feel like this is snow. No, it was a good date. Oh, yeah. She was showing me ring doorbell footage. No. Okay. That sounds like I'm crazy, but I. I'm not crazy. You're ring doorbell? Yeah. My ring doorbell. Because he picked me up and I wanted to see how awkward it was. How it looked, you know. Wait. Do you have this footage? It was a great side hug. Let us see it. I want to see the footage. No. Please. After the podcast. Please. After the podcast. Before the podcast, I tell you who I kissed or whatever. So no. Yeah, but the audience. Mine. I didn't. I didn't even kiss him. That's good. Can we blur his face on the ring doorbell and put it on camera? No. No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We'll put one of those little emojis over his head. You can even see his face. That like tracks, but for half a second. I don't have a thing. I'm a freaking psychotic girl. I don't think it's very normal. That's very normal. Because things didn't end between us already. Already what? But it was good while it lasted, right? Yeah, it was good. He paid for my dinner. He paid for my ice cream. It was really good. That's so good. He didn't pick you up in everything. Yeah. Wait, that's your first real-world date then. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. And because no one's come to like-- He didn't. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't ask you to pay. Like, some guys have. No. His mom's money, you think. His, I think. Yeah. Think. Yeah, he's really nice. What lasted? Last of her two days. Uh-huh. Pretty cool. But he's not the same guy that they played volleyball with, though, right? No. No. No. He's been playing for more things for me. Me. What do you mean? We share money. Yeah. But my sister, she got a new boyfriend and he keeps buying her lots of things. That girl comes around. She's dressed from head to toe and Lulu, I mean. All the time. And you buy stuff for her. I thought you about to say Lulu Vuitton. I always about to have some words for that. No. You always remind like a new Lulu set. He just bought her like the Nike. You know, like a really cute Nike. Yeah. Did he buy her a house? Yeah. I'm wondering. Did he buy her a car? Yeah. What about a Tesla? What about a ring? I'm sure when the time comes, he will. Right. Right. And it'll be a nice ring. Wait. You don't like your ring? No. I love my ring. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Come on. Are you serious right now? And it'll come. What is that supposed to mean? I'm saying he will get her a very nice ring. You got me a nice ring too. There's more than one nice ring in this world. Please shut up. You're compliment fishing. Right. Harper, would you date a sports player? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like a, like a, like a college athlete. Yeah. Like a, like a guy that like throws the javelin. Yeah. What? What's the javelin? Like a, like a college athlete. Yeah. Like a, like a, like a guy that like throws the javelin. Yeah. What's the javelin? Yeah. Yeah. Like a guy that like throws the javelin. Yeah. - I kind of like to try it. - I thought it was drinking cash juice. - No, trust me, you're gonna want it. It's the best in the town. - I think I want cash juice. - Ew. I know that he didn't write the cash juice on I guess his handwriting is not that good. Yeah, that's someone else do it That is correct. That is why I'm kind of more trustworthy. I feel like it's got to be good if someone else made it Oh, I don't know. It's murky It's murkier than we're supposed to have Knock yourself out You don't drink it, don't drink it, you know How long has it been sitting there? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It tastes like wind that or smells like windags Oh, maybe we shouldn't drink that. Oh, it does kind of smell like a windags But it also kind of smells like Kool-Aid drink it drink it drink it drink it. Don't drink it maverick don't drink it I've had warm Kool-Aid before I think this is what it is. No, don't drink it. Don't drink it. I think I know what it is Yeah, what do you think you know I do my juice. I do believe this is blue Kool-Aid But I also believe that you probably spit in there, so I don't know my backwash. I drink from the cups What you didn't drink from the whole big gallon tub You didn't backwash you drink from the cups. Yeah You had some of this one No, I have like 50 cups, I can drink all the cups. Can you just drink drink it? Please hey cash. Yes, how come your rings on the wrong thing? I'm trying to take it off right now I just got my fingers are getting fat and Kate did not get me a very nice ring as she could put it and Ring is literally more expensive than mine Operate will you drink and my fingers are getting fat and my rings miss shape, and so I have to rotate hands Okay, I will get it fixed for you because that's crazy What is it? Did you taste it math? No, I can't get what are you are? You know dramatic y'all Seriously, what is that? No? You just drink wind eggs. Oh Okay What's really watered down Kool-Aid or something? I think it's Kool-Aid. It's a hug - It's a hug. - Oh, it's the hug, juice. - Why is it taste like that? - It's a hug mixed with Skittles drink. - It probably does have Winx and a Thin. - No, that's really gross. - It's disgusting. - Wait, they make blue Skittles drinks? - Yeah. - Blue, that's gay. - I just can't believe me and him are over. - You guys, do you guys date? - I can, because you told me I'm starting to tell me it's over. - The moment you told me that it started. - It's like how the lighthouse trip was. That's how long relationship. - The moment you told me it started, I thought it would last longer than that. - I also thought that me and that, the C guy we're gonna last too. - Really? I don't see that last thing. - Are you sure that any other said? - Sorry, is that all he said? - That's all he said was hi. - Yeah, he showed a bunch of other personal private information, but that's all I can share right now. - Wait, no, like actually? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, he showed us pictures. - You guys together. It's something about Palm Beach, I don't know. - Palm Beach feet? - I don't know. - Who is that guy? Keep seeing it. He's like the number two person on Cameo. Wait, it wasn't I just started a cameo go follow my cameo anyways Harper Do you not understand wait? What are you guys talking about? Who is Palm Beach? What did he show you? Oh, the guy didn't show us nothing. We're trolling now. Who's Palm Beach Pete? I thought he was the homeless guy in the or not the homeless guy the guy who had a boat in the hurricane And they were like you know, no, no, that's lieutenant Dan lieutenant Dan. Okay. Yeah Yeah, that's. - Palm Beach P is Jeffrey Epstein's doppelganger and everybody thinks he's Jeff here at all. - Yeah, he sounds like Jeffrey Epstein. - Oh, they think Jeffrey Epstein fake his death and now he's just living as Palm Beach P? - Yes. - Well, that guy, that guy has like, he's like number two on Camio. - That's crazy. - You know, he's number one? - He's trying to crazy. - He was alive when he said that. He said, I've been number one on Camio. - He has like 2,000 reviews on Camio. (dramatic music) - Wait, I wanna see what I am, like hello. - He would have to be doing Camio's all day. - You have 20 reviews, I checked. 20? Yeah, well I'm really good at cameo. I don't think I ever got a one-star review on cameo I have to have never even thought of starting a cameo, but now you guys are all making me think I know I just lost my streak It was a CC 3-day streak for Sam. Shall we make one? Live on the podcast. You can also in case you're wondering you have a 4.24 star rating. Oh You don't want to read it. You have three one stars. Wait, what do they say? How do you know one star rating on a cameo harbor? My favorite cameo of yours is in the ski mask I ain't doing that one Can I ask for that? No, no, no, I was going skiing and I had the first one star review the person was like I specifically said that this was a Hanukkah gift and she finished the video with Mary Christmas. Oh I have I have a five star really I have all five stars. I know I have all five stars. I'm five star flawless Maybe cuz you don't get a bunch. Yeah, I have six reviews Yeah, I haven't I only did them wow look at how long ago this was. I don't really know why I do a bunch of cameos I think they're fun to do but it's just like it's like it's cool Look at me. Yeah, you were a baby face. It looks like you just got your braces off. I did my teeth are so straight Yeah, wait, let me see that. Wait, were you in L.A.? Yeah, this is when we look at your jaw pulled back. Yeah You look like your face is different. You look so much better than yeah, I know Harper that's why I'm debating jaw surgery because of people like you Yeah, I'll pop up. Wait, let me see. I'll pop up this video for you guys and my jaw now look it out for it is Yeah, it's really bad like a Mackie truck. It's just up there man. It's okay. These are the surgeries. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Why do you say it like we're getting my second toe is longer than my first toe? So you're getting toe surgery Yeah, I'm gonna get toe surgery bunion surgery and then you do not have bunions. What is know my mom grew bunions? It's like fuck you a shoe lips. So I'm gonna get I got I got a second toe. That's longer than my big toe, too Yeah, same mind's bad. So we should go get surgery. Don't mind my long my long I'm gonna be off balance. I'm gonna be able to walk anymore. Yeah I'm gonna get surgery on your toe. No, you should definitely not get surgery on your toes. It seems like a very unnecessary Day my teeth were teeth in. Look at that. Your teeth were teeth in. Yeah, look at that. You don't know good My bottom retainer fell out and yeah, it's really upsetting Wait, they're moving is yours a permanent retainer. Yeah, and it fell out. Wow, you don't want them I have top and bottom permitting. Oh, no, I would never want that. I want my retainers every night. No, you don't because look My teeth are still straight, but because the permanent retainers only on the front like four six teeth They're pulling away from the rest of it. It's not a gap. That's hard to brush on. I meet them. I know Why is everybody getting permanent retainers I thought everybody just wore like a retainer at night like you're supposed to because my dentist isn't any He's never seen that probably Well, why did you why did you you got your braces off like Did you have the option to get a no she just put it on But because she knows that I wouldn't use retainers. Oh my gosh, I think is a retainer on top teeth and they're still pretty straight Wait, you don't wear your retainer Okay, it shocks me how many people don't wear their retainer like what do you mean your parents spent thousands of dollars for you to get Breast because some of us are immature. Hey, that's why well, I got my braces off and I was 13 and I wore my retainer every single night since I was 13 What about your husband? He won't do it. I can't wear my teeth jacked up wish I could but I couldn't yeah No, no, they still fit, but I had grounds put in so now they touching it's all weird You know, it is insane every single time Every single time we're about to have a guest on the podcast. I always say the guest like for big red I asked cash. I was like we should have it this time. No, this time. No, listen this time. I was like No, yesterday. I was gonna text you and say we should all get braces and have IV on the podcast Get braces. Yeah, you have to get all get braces Or braces braces are really cute, but I feel like For some reason it's when you're when you're like almost about to get your braces off Like when you have like the really thick chain your teeth. That was my really straight. Yeah That's what mine looked the best - is when my teeth were like perfectly straight and I was getting them off soon and like the chain was thick Can we get braces? I would love to get braces. No, because I wouldn't want to go through like the first year of braces where they put like The like sort, you know, we like you don't have the chain link braces. Oh, yeah, and just a square It doesn't look yeah, no, I want to get braces for blog doesn't have the power chain on it. Yeah, just the power chain If you have braces now, you don't have the power chain. You will soon Yeah, that was my peak like that. That was the best I looked it forever. I thought I was so cool having black braces Black I got black got like plaque on your teeth like black plaque everybody said that but they look good because my teeth were so white Really? Yeah, black. I don't know about black. They look good trust I want a camo, but Wait, I actually went before I got the chain link one. I got my top braces were green and my bottom ones were pink I literally got LOL colors before LOL existed. No, really green and pink. Yeah, I probably have a picture of it somewhere. I did black and red Reds questionable did that's question. I black and red. Hey, there's so many photos of the poop all three of your phone. Yeah, I'm looking at my jaw line Okay, well, that's a crazy picture of me because I got a question real quick. What I saw this and I Debated it for a while about 30 minutes. I pondered it Is there more Legs or eyes in the world probably eyes What about what about animals legs legs? You think legs? Yes, you are solid on legs. I think no $10,000 you're gonna say legs for a million dollars. You're saying a million dollars. You're gonna say eyes. I mean, I don't really care to be honest No, there's definitely like one animal that has like 10,000 eyes or something that we don't know about one animal But there's multiple animals with multiple legs. No, but think about it And I know why the answer I'm smarter than everyone. Oh, I know the answer to don't see it. Yeah, oh my gosh All is it is legs is that eyes because like one animal has like 1700 eyes per an animal and then it just adds up to yeah No, it's not because one animal. Okay, what is it? It's because of the most popular animal. What is it spider? No, I so spider have there is one Thank you are completely missing about what's what's the most popular animal? Why are you actually the most popular animal? Yeah, the most popular animal a human No, a fish. Yes, and how many legs do a fish have? Why did they not seem impressed? Yeah, fins. There's just like a thing. No legs and why is the fish the most popular animal? Populated populated also there is a fish that can walk on land An alligator. It's called what was it called a turtle? No, no, no, no actual fish. It's called like the walking car for something Yeah, apparently a walk sound landing can hop between ponds. My teeth are so yellow with braces. Oh my I can't wait Are you looking at pictures? Yeah, and I I'd green on the top for a ping on the bottom Wait, we have the same ones. I'm trying to find a picture of mine. Oh, wait, here's a photo of mine. Oh wait, y'all's just topping bottom mine was black red black red black red black red Oh, you get a pinkie green. Oh, that's an interesting choice. Really? Everybody at school got black so I got black too because my teeth were so yellow it's embarrassing. What? This isn't gonna say anything. This was the day before I got my braces off. That's so mean. No, actually that's so weird because in that photo I had a teeth Why any filter on so they were pretty white I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I think I should get jaw surgery. They got to cut my jaw like this. No No, and then they push it back And then they screw it together. I don't think I would say if you were in like some sort of immense pain. Yes, but you're not in any pain Yeah, but he's an emotional bay. I'm an emotional pain. You are a married man No, I'll be I want to be a hundred but you know what it's like to be a thousand. You know what it's like to eat fettieth Cheeny out Frado and not be able to bite the noodle off and it just goes back teeth and it goes back and forth in your mouth spaghetti and you're just doing this And nothing's happening. I love to see you with a different jaw though. Do you have a colt whore? No, he does. He is a colt whore. Oh my god. No, he is a colt whore. Let me see I don't hey, why are you actually about disease? Okay, even if I did colt whores are my biggest fear ever because I don't have no I used to have them in the size of my mouth because of my braces and then Yeah, what happens? Those are colt whores. They were like I was allergic to metal But I am so scared to get a colt whore like that is like because then once you have one you can't like stop getting them right because you're immune to them right? No, that's not true. I used to get colt whores all the time and then my lips And then my freshman year of college I was so stressed out that I was having like four or five at a time And I looked what's hideous. I was like walking around like my mouth was so in pain So I had to go to the doctor. They gave me this medicine and since what year was that 2018? I haven't had a single colt whore Well listen to this. I'm known as the colt whore girl at school because that's bullying no no it is so it's bullying I kiss my ex and he's on a colt whore Okay, so maybe it was one of the other girls to kill. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking or like maybe you don't kind of like somebody else is like water or something like that I'm not the main source of colt whores and I told him I said I've never seen you with the colt whore I've never seen you with the woman you know, I don't have one right now you check But um, but yeah, no like I like literally and then he woke up with this huge Pimple-looking thing on his lip and I was like I've never I never had a cold sore like I'm sorry wait y'all get him on your lips. Well, the inside ones are called ulcers Oh, that's the ones. I've ever got like sour candy and stuff like that. No, no a cold sore is on the house Let me show you what I've never had that It's called a kanker sore. I think you're sure or ulcer. Yeah, that's what I get Or like spicy foods and you get them are germs Like you get it from germs in your mouth, but do you guys think I should get the jaw surgery? It's this is a cold You did not need that. Oh, no, I've never had that he woke up with that one is like the next I've been having that all over your face Cuz no it happened on home coming in it happened like on a random day while we were still together And he woke up and he was like harbor gave me a cold sore and I was like I didn't get you guys to me yeah, we're dating Oh my gosh terrible boyfriend. I know like what the frick shaming you publicly dating dating, but we're like talking Still terrible. Why would you shame a girl like that publicly? I didn't give you a cool sore promise. I've never had one and then um the next day at school Everybody's like harbor. Did you really get full of cold sore? That's so embarrassing Have you guys seen that video of those guys all in an elevator and it's an elevator full of guys and there's one girl in there Yes, and the elevator stops and the girl like starts to panic and she's like on the phone with the elevator operator Trying to get it figured out and the guys are just trolling her the whole time. No, you haven't seen that She's standing there and she like presses the call button She's like talking to the fire department or whatever and she's like we're stuck on the bubble all floor She's talking to them and the guy behind her like says something to make fun of her And she turns around and starts screaming. There's like eight of them Hamedo senior high school middle school I mean you guys are popping over something an elevator so just shut up so I can fix this. Okay, and she was just like going off on them Yeah, I felt bad I think no, I think you feel bad for her. Yeah, so are you kidding me I might do that for the guy? I was like no I'm totally jumping up and down like let's get we get it working again No, I was a 16 year old girl and the elevator stopped and I'm in an elevator full of guys. I will panic It's just it's just it's not serious. No, I would panic. I'll be honest with a bunch of guys. You wouldn't be scared Oh, they're gonna start touching you or something. What? No, they were teenage boys. Yeah, they were just I'm your guys. They just start touching me. I was trapped in a small space with a bunch of guys and there's nowhere I could go. Yes, I would panic. Hold on elevator I'm gonna watch it. You're gonna think the girl is crazy. You're gonna think she's crazy But I I understand why she was panicked. First of all, being in an elevator just see this is just a bunch of high schoolers Yes, those are the guys that are gonna start touching girls. It's high school guys guys, you know, there's like 15 of them there Kate I would panic. Maybe I just like assume the worst out of everybody. I had to turn the volume as you hear her actually she might say bad words I don't know if she like a no that is obviously obviously Everyone's gonna start trolling at the elevator stops and someone's freaking out. You're obviously getting trolled for that I send a talk. Yeah, I just mean then. What do you have to talk about? So have you ever seen my recent TikToks? Yes. Yeah, you've been posting a lot. Yeah That time you bring that up. What do you mean? So I'm suing Natalie. Mm-hmm. Oh my those as y'all know as we know So we don't really know you haven't told us much well suing yes, and I might create a diss track on her No, I'm actually serious. I would be such a good idea but yeah, so Natalie decided to go on the Internet and lie about the fact that she was coming down to Texas to cloud when we came to my house I spent her face. No none of that happened none of that happened such a funny troll her In your face. No, no, no, like I don't think that's a troll. No, that's not true. She's I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to talk about this Well, no, I'm the one suing her. So I'm fine to talk about it. She can't say my name legally But I don't know I'm pretty sure we weren't supposed to say your name. No, is that why she keeps calling you Harper Zimler? I'm gonna talk about it. Okay, you talk about it. All right. Let's keep talking Well, no um Natalie she made up this whole lie that she came to my house and we declined her She brought my mom to it my mom does not need to be in your drama. Sorry This is my crash-out video and it's time I exposed the truth the other week I flew across the country to Texas to cloud with another famous tiktok her named Harper Zimler And I want to share my side of the story about the horrible things that went down before the internet tries Canceling me yet again because I am tired of this. I planned a cloud with Harper for over five months And the day that I flew into her hometown She completely stopped answering me and went ghosts after waiting around the entire day I didn't know what to do. So I decided to show up to her house and that's where things got ugly After knocking on the door for over five minutes Harper's mom comes out and tells me that I need to leave their property Otherwise, they're gonna call the cops didn't even give me an explanation as to why she didn't want me there Girl, I came all the way to Texas to see you and now you're telling me to leave things started to escalate really quickly And me and the mom were yelling back and forth at each other and that's where Harper came to the front door And I accidentally spit in Harper's face Accidentally and I just want to make this clear. I didn't do this on purpose It was an accident while I was yelling and I'm being sued for this entire situation which is just crazy I can't control to live a flying out of my mouth and Harper if you want to sue me I'll gladly see you in court and I hope you guys can understand my side of the story goodbye The truth will come out like No, I did watch the video where she said your mom was like yelling at her I expected more from you No, like my mom wouldn't do that Really more for the mom, you're gonna yell But yeah, Natalie Brenno About like are we gonna say that in another episode or shall we tell them? What? Well I don't know how much you can really say. Hey, he's a cool-tort bro I don't She's shaming you for having a cold sore after she just said that she didn't want people to shame her for having a cold Yeah, he's I'm not cold sore girl Okay, he probably got like draping on his hat after paid you drink after pay You drink after they catch you I've been there name So Can I say the thing about chaser is that not good to share on the internet? What thing the thing about what came to our house to their day? Oh, I want to talk more about what we're not supposed to talk about well I don't think we can say a lot about it, but I am suing her the news. Are you actually mad at her? I am out of her because I mean yeah, I think if you're getting sued They're normally pretty upset. There's making she's making false reports about me and she's going in front of a court I do like she is getting sued when the court is like next month, so Well, here's the thing the court hearing I don't even know how much you're gonna be able to do about it because she doesn't even live in the same state Well, she's got my guy. Yeah, it's all man. I live in Guatemala. Yeah, but you're yeah Well, depending on the level of like threat. Oh, like they're not going to be Why is her? We'll say it to the Supreme Court. Why don't you try it if you get abused you like broke your suing me Harper suing me, blah blah suing me some more suing me like how many people are suing you like If that many people are suing you then change your mindset or change the way you do things because obviously change your mindset man Yeah, stop thinking about getting sued Like seriously, it's all about mindset. Wait, what are you? What if she invited on the podcast and y'all settle it out? No, I'm not inviting her on the podcast if she comes on the podcast I'm going away So when she posted the video saying that she like came to your house and spit on you or something or whatever happened Did you know she was gonna post that? No I had no idea so then I was like if you're gonna post something about me. I'll post something about you And look his video did better Alrighty. Oh, man. Now the rentals do we eat no. Yeah, she yeah She's pretty good. She's probably gonna pass me followers, but thank you for nine million I hit nine million followers Man, nine million Congratulations, but you really shouldn't have said that why now she's going to be like I made you heart Resoma Wait, but you know she has been like trying to get in this community for a while Community the social media know the social media community and now she's finally actually trying what do you mean by trying? Well, she hung out like jack dork tea or what's his name jack dork tea? That's good enough He hung out with him for a while or she hung out him for a while then she tried to drown a home was lady in a lake and now she's here Do you think she actually did that? Yeah, I know I know she did Unfortunately, I think she A little clip of her doing that ready oh My favorite video though of hers was gosh, I don't know who she was talking about But she we're not reminiscing. No, no she was she was beeping about with somebody and she's like and you know what? Yeah, I did dare homeless lady to jump into a pool who couldn't swim and I've learned from my mistakes and I've said I'm sorry Hey, that's what matters, right? It was just such an absurd statement. It was like that doesn't even sound like real life Imagining it just like when you haven't learned from your mistakes. Wait, who was talking about? I don't know one of the other girls She's beefing with the one way. Yeah seriously chill out It's funny chill out bro. Okay, Natalie Reynolds is watching this right now We have to say to her oh no. Oh, I don't know if you should ask that Let's talk audio. It's like I hope we're still friends. Yeah, hope you don't mind fight. Yeah, no seriously. I don't have much to say Reynolds if you're watching this. This is a message for you. I'm so in you Boxing much yeah, low-key All the way do you think she's tiny like yeah, I'm winning. I do I do I do I want to be on your side No, why would you think she would win? I think she just might be a taller human being. No, I just probably got in like a street fight I feel like she's taller than you and I feel like she's also a little more I mean you remember that video that she made where she like got her back pierced that like That takes some brave Right, yeah, she had like 20 piercings in her back What you all never saw that no, yeah, she got the corset piercings. I don't think that was fake Harper Let me see oh, Kinsey, did you get got maybe I got got but man that looked real got got that's a very first Yeah, I think I mean maybe she's not as like tall as I think she is, but she seems tall Well, I'm on your podcast and you should be on my side. No, you're on my podcast. So you should be on my side Yeah, but if we're in the fighting ring then I'm gonna be on the Don't worry Harper me and Kinsey will be your water girls and in between what's it called sets? In between rounds we'll wipe your sweat off. We'll put Vaseline on your And I'll be the ring girl. She's getting followers like wildfire You shouldn't be giving her all the attention. No, I'm serious like like like she's not harbor Oh my gosh, she's cooking the last thing she's at 6.5 million and now she's at 7.5 million Harper's like low-key like she's getting so many views Amazed by her like what is this 11 million views for this? Yes, what do you? I mean, she's she's hacked the system. She's winning a life right now blazing her I mean, I think you can sue her and she'll still have so much money left I don't even think she cares. Okay. Hey, let's be real. Kinsey who wins a fight Natalie or Harper? I can't say oh Natalie, all right one point Natalie Kate Harper. Yeah, one point Harper. I get she's We don't know I think Harper's gonna take those Claws and Pokemon arise. Okay, man, that's true. That'll that'll do it. Yeah, he's poker in the eyes and then you win I'm team Harper because she got the car bar. Okay. Put two on that hand. Put you on that hand. I can't it's already votes already locked No, this is my vote. Yeah, but you voted already Okay, you both be zero both Natalie. Uh, yeah, but Kinsey voted Maz vote was also you There's take backs. Don't worry. What the there's not take backs for me. Um, what do you want to vote? My name. No, no, that's about no, I know I will be in your corner. Oh, I have to put money on Polly market I don't know. Thank you. Oh I think you're oh my gosh, wait if there's an actual boxy match. There would be bets running. Yeah, and I I don't know if I would Who are you putting your money on? I probably wouldn't bet but I'd be Your first move beat this will this way answer it. What would your first move be? I grab her head and put my claws in her eyes. You have gloves on Oh, yeah, then I Try that on cash real quick. Wait. She hasn't get it. Wait. She doesn't get to use her fingernails. No, there's gloves Oh, no Harper. This is not good. No, then I suck or I like go behind her and I can bring her down I'm like boom. That's the move. You got to take her a goes out. So she's on the ground This is you have C-Fighting No, I think you should put boxing gloves on and show us what you do on cash. No, that's okay Why is your boat not me if you're just scared? Yeah, I don't really want anyone to hit me right? Yeah, no, I would love me Your job. Maybe she just you find my boat first you must display Your skills. Yeah, okay, so display something. You're my test on me. No, just use the air. Maybe Yes I'm pretty sure you just did the renegade. I don't think Let's see that again I fought cash my dream the other night and I won. Okay, so yes, I did you fought me in your dream and won why are we all fighting? I believe that he had no listen We're on the podcast and he turns and he looks at me and he's like you don't even belong here. Can do you suck? And then the way was a big heated argument and then I just kicked him in the shins and he fell to the ground All I have to say to Naughty would take you Hard to like I'll be honest. You don't want kids you to kick you in the shin. No, not with a shoe on no No, you love to have shoes on when you fight you're boxing shoes really yeah What is it war for fire the pie? No, not in UFC like they want you know what I think about it We really should have choreographed for the whole tour just like our dance of us doing Piper all-Cowell because like I don't know That would have been good. We would have been like No, it would not look good no, I don't know. No, it would look very cheesy What's more cheesy is dancing up on stage? You're not knowing what you're doing so you're like Hi, bro. Hello. Wait. What's that was people's names? Wait, what what are we trying to say? We look like what's the Telltubbies do you feel like your Crayon B live performance was cheesy? Yes, what I thought it was so fun It was fun. Yeah, it was fun when all the kids were screaming But like at the end of the performance when they don't know. No, there were a few crowds are looking a little bleak What yeah, they liked it. It was just a fun entertaining thing. Oh, yeah What time is it? Oh, I guess our our guest is here our next guest. Oh Where's it not only? No, no, would you be cool if we had her on? No seriously, please please please please be good for the program Okay, and if you've surprised you with her I will be throwing punches our next guest is here So I do think we have to end this episode right should we just say you do, but we need honestly We need Natalie to just stop. Yeah, we need to stop right now stop what everything she's doing. Just stop you idiot Idiot. Oh wow, you really got her with that one. We'll put that one in the intro. Yeah I don't know but yeah, that that can be in your harvors walk out Just stop you idiot Marper Zilmer everybody Okay, well guys our guest just got here for the next episode. So we're gonna go ahead and end it here I'm assuming you was hated not early before we get off. I'll fight you Till the death. Oh Put that in the intro. We'll probably cut the smile Maybe we can get the AI you frownies. We're gonna teach Harper how to fight. Yeah. We'll see you guys next time bye