Harper Is Quitting The Podcast For College!

- You're quitting? - In your socks? - Yes. - I am quitting. - Wait, are you quitting when you go to college though? - Well, I don't know if I'm going to college yet. - In six months when I turn 18, I want to move on to bigger and better things. And obviously, I don't really know what I'm gonna do with my life, like stay on the podcast, don't stay on the podcast, I don't know. - Wait. - I thought you were gonna babysit our children. - Well, I'm serious, like I'm gonna be in your lives forever. - If you do go to college, depending on where you go to college, it could be hard to go to college and keep it the podcast. - Right. - But that's why I was asking where you go. - You're going to hold them to their state then. - So I would have to quit, quit, quit. (whooshing) - Yo! - Yo, what's up, what's up, what's up? - Okay. - Welcome back. - Hey. - Good to show. - Welcome back to the show. - You shit all harmonized, guys. - Yeah, it's all harmonized, right? - No, we've done that before. I really don't like it. - I really don't like it. - I got it, I got it. Ready, ready, ready? Okay. Everybody silent? - We're doing it. - What about this one? - Matt, no, come on. Vogue is here, man. - Okay, so, ready? - Yeah. - All right, so, everybody silent. I'm gonna give y'all each notes the thing. You have to hold it in cash and I'm gonna shake you with your note, but you have to keep it safe. - Yeah, I can do Bob Brotto. Amazing. - No, no, no, we don't want the Brotto in it, though. - Oh. - Okay. - Ew, what the? - All right, so you're gonna go. - Shivering. - Me? - Me. - Yeah, me. - Shut up, I said to be quiet. - Are you a director? What is this? - I am. - Right now, I run out of breath. - You guys must be able to adjust to me for when he's like, - Keep your note. - Go back to your seat. - Keep your note. - Okay, so everybody silent. - Okay. - So. (singing) - Like, you need to get it. (laughing) - Just get it. - Wait, no, no, no, I do it all together. - I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't You don't know this song right yeah, and sing it and the thing and then I'm gonna point to us when we start Okay, and just keep singing don't evenly overlap you keep singing Sounds horrible It was just like an echo. Okay, y'all to go. Me and Hashtag. No, we're not doing for me We're just singing the same Yeah, no, no, that's it yeah, listen, sorry, let me do one. Let me let me do one ready. Madguest and I's little No, no, no, be all sweaty with it. No, no, what are you just a just a What I did no, you started going All right, now ready you you had a you at US, what? Okay, I'll do that Can direct this pretty well do it do go go go go go go go ready Okay, yeah, yeah, and then hard pieces you're gonna sing freestyle whatever you want And then you two you got an echo what she's doing Okay, I ready what are you gonna do me? Oh, I have a freestyle rap No, I'm not I'm not singing. Okay, this is K.O. You know you want ready can I direct it three or two what go? I'm on the podcast With my friend's feeling so with my friends. I'm feeling like a 10 Sorry, I'm not exactly doing with professionals here. Okay, you do Wait, why do you have to go all the way over there to tell her that she said okay? You lock in tinsy Okay, so does anyone have any? Yeah, I got an idea. Okay, here's what we're gonna do cash You're gonna you're you're gonna give me Hey, okay, now you're gonna give a baseline. Okay, she's gonna No, no, no, no, make it more like keep going catch that's why I can't keep going keep going You should you can't one cash as well. Okay, okay, I don't know she can just because time Okay, you do based out I'm telling you I hear my objection he Put your in our podcast right now. Yeah, maybe she's real on. Yeah Oh, yeah, no, we are like the reason people comment like podcast equipment is to Possibly made our camera and take off his own headset because we were out of the line Right now anybody have any musical background here besides me Oh, yeah, let's for do it y'all the problem Okay, how about you three come together? Y'all make your little song. No, I can't do it with these guys don't know anything about you You have to lock a bit of the first day. Okay, guys lock them in you got three people now We should wait. We should do a battle all of us make our own Too bad You can't wait. I'm gonna stop right here. I'm the one. I feel like That was your performance Okay, okay, what's on your own all right? Oh, we can kill Yeah, you can lead a kid. All right. We'll do the beat And you gotta see and I'll do a rap. I'll do rap Yeah, hey, hey, you're gonna copy right it. Oh, we are now guys. We said make up a song. I'm not seeing Justin Bieber Okay, I promise all of it would be okay. What do you all do? They're hand-boding You thought you were directing all this - This is my worst nightmare. - I don't want to be here anymore. - Remember, you're the one staying. - You guys are ready to perform the tar turns. - Listen to us, listen to us, I don't know what we're doing to no idea. All right, let's go. - Five, wait, wait, wait, you gotta start on the one. - Okay, do it slow. - Yeah, ready? - Well, we need them to be quiet. - Okay, you guys are very rude. - Hey, hey. - Maybe. - Quiet, just quiet. (laughs) - Guys, we're, hey, no, not by anyone. You gotta create, create. - I know, but you, really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, let's go, let's go. - Ready? - Five, six, seven, eight, uh. - Wait, that's it, you got an aw. - We don't want to tell you what to do. - All right, give me a, get your size hours. - You guys go slower, Kate, you're going to a-- - Okay, Kate, go. - Okay, I can do it. I can do it, I can do it. - Ready? - Ready? - Ready? - Five, six, seven, eight. - Ready? - Ready? - Okay. - Hey, guys, I think we should move on. - Should I do this? - Oh, we just got the cubs. - Wow. - Yeah, there you go. (laughs) - Look, they're actually naming me. - Hey, man. - Oh no, we're, we're-- - You can't sing that. - No, no, no. - We're not singing it in a different song. - Okay, go ahead, they play. - Okay. - They want to perform. - They're hogging all the time. - Now go ahead, we'll watch you. - Okay. - You got it, ready? - I know. - Yeah. - (humming) - (humming) - Break. - Break. (humming) - Wait, how did it start? - How did it start? (laughs) - We give up. - Okay. - Our senior-- - My man, my man got-- - Our senior lost her voice. - We got it. - No, we got it. - All right, ready? - Give us one chance. - Ready? - Here we go. - Okay, so Kate, okay. - Ready? - Five, five, five, five, five, five. - I can't do it. - This is so bad. - This is so bad. - This is so bad. - This is too hard. - Someone make a move of this. - No. - We need, we need, we need, we need, oh. - We need a country song. - Yeah, that's a problem. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Everything's so bad. - Oh, we need to, it's me and Matt to go for a second. Ready? - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - All right, don't be, don't be a beast. - I have to call it. - Don't be, though. - Okay, okay. - Okay. - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - All right, here we go, ready? - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Here we go, we're gonna rap, y'all. - Wait, no, no, please. - All right, all right, go, Matt, go, please. If that'll be silent forever. - Your phone. - Who is Hexy Neal? - All right, ready? - Ooh. - Hey. - Hey. - No. - Can you please shut up. - No, I just do a beat, everyone else, see you quite. - I'm glad with that, I'm glad with that hard. - Here we go, ready? Three, two, one, go. Ready? There we go. All right, here we're in, ready? Now we bring the vocals. - Woo. - Woo. - No. (laughs) - We were so close. - No. - Dude, do that, do that. - Okay. - Okay. - Shut up. - He more cooking on right now. - All right, go, go, go. Ready? - We're gonna get it. - Listenin' to Harper and Matt is makin' me mad. Oh, yeah, I'm gettin' real sad. Listen to this podcast, make me wanna plug my ears. - Oh, please stop, please. - Look at this terrible, oh. It reminds me when we were all young and miserable. - This real terrible don't match. - It does, if you say, like I do. - It's fine, turn it over to hyper. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, y'all right. - Oh no. - I just, I just had an epiphany. I just saw ourselves through the screen and we were really annoying. - I know. - Yeah, we should probably. - Can we please get to like glass cubs and casual your feet in them and try to walk? - I thought you were gonna say smash 'em together. - Let's see if I can walk on these cubs. - You're gonna crush 'em, Matt. - No, that's gonna be good. - Face that way. - Oh, no. - Oh, okay. - No. - I mean, if you don't walk on that, I'll be pretty impressed. - You're going to look at my nose and my skin. - Whoa. - Whoa. - They actually fit her like, shit, like, forceful. (laughing) - Wait, give me a hug. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - Wait, give me a hug. - We're gonna crush it. - You're gonna crush it. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no. - That's my daddy's nose. - Is it nice? - That's like something they wear faster when we go to eat. - Where are we? - For daddy's nose. - If there's literally, - If there's literally, - If there's literally, - it's a big difference. - The height difference is crazy. - Wait, I need-- - What? - What? - Actually, like, you have high differences with a lot of people on your face. - There's an ice and drink in them. - Yeah, that's not good. - It's fine, every fine, I'm not spillin' it. - This you will. - It cuts for, thank you. - No, he's not gonna spill it. - You're gonna crush it, you're-- - Are you ready? - I'm staying full over here. - There's a pumpkin. - That's a tough cup. - Yeah, you're gonna go-- - I'm a tough one. - Whoa. - Whoa. (laughing) - That's the way, it's so cold. It's more cold than you can imagine. (laughing) - I don't know if I can ever do that. (laughing) - I told you. - Oh, it's freezing. - I'm still in my room. - No, it's dangerous. - It's my Nana. - No! - No! - What? - What? - It's white pants. - Oh, she's gonna be mad at you. - I am that. Why would you do that? - What? - No one thinks that I might be hot cold. (laughing) - This is what I'm quitting. - Get lost! - Ah! - That's why I'm so hot. - It's like way down on the most for me. - No, I'm kidding. - Lot of things ahead of that. - Those pants were white. - It'll come out. - Well, I can't, made podcast. - You what? - Put his pants on the wall. - Man, you're gonna have to go take off your pants off. - If you put him in the wash right now, it'll come out. - It'll be okay. - I could, too. - It will be okay. - I think my pants will survive. - Yeah, you're-- - He always is annoying. - What? - That's why I'm quitting. - I gotta wet something. - I'm quitting. - We've been thinking about sending him to the military. - Get him out of here. - There's a nice cube in this one. - You're quitting? - Yeah. - In your socks? - I am quitting. - You're not saying that. - She's calling. - I am, wait. Are you quitting when you go to college, though? - Well, I don't know if I'm going to college yet, but-- - If you do go to college, what college would you go to? - I wanna go to OU, Baylor, Texas Tag. - No. - No. - Did you go to the-- - What did you-- - Did you go to the-- - No, I'm not really calling. - But genuinely, if I do go to college, the only reason I wanna go to college is because I'm gonna miss out on a lot of different opportunities. - Nah. - We'll make it for someone who's been. - You'll be fine. - I know, but it's like sad. - I don't know. - Are your friends going to college? - All my friends are, yeah. - Dang. - I don't know. - They're all going to the same college. - Obviously, in six months when I turn 18, I wanna move on to Baylor and better things. And obviously, I don't really know what I'm gonna do with my life. Like, stay on the podcast, don't stay on the podcast. - I don't know. - Wait. - Well, I'm serious. - You just signed a five-year contract, so-- - Yeah, I'm gonna be in your life forever. Like, obviously, it's just like-- - Well, I believe the podcast. - Well, if you do go to college, depending on where you go to college, it could be hard to go to college and keep it the podcast. - Right. But if you're going to hold them to their state, then-- - So I would have to quit. - Go. - You could face time in. - But the good thing is, I'm probably not gonna go to college because I-- - So you can get high notes? - Don't believe, do-- - Of course. - Hey, I'm talking-- - You couldn't get in. - Your SATs were bad. - Okay, no, I can't get in, but I also do have a very steady, nice job with the podcast and social media, and I'm very blessed to have that because I can never hold a regular job. - So-- - Hey, at least you know yourself. - You hope Scoop him pretty well. - Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like I can't hold a job at any other place. I feel like I'm too lazy for that. So it's like, I'm very glad that I have this in my life, and I have the ability to, you know, I don't know, like, make my own money and stuff. So I don't-- unfortunately, I'm not going to college because I don't want to. So you're not gonna go to college. If I'm gonna be honest, I-- I don't know, I'm probably not gonna go to college, but I don't know when I turn 19 what I'm gonna do. Like, if I want to move to LA right away or I want to quit the podcast and just stay home, would you live with somebody in LA? - No. - You'd have your own apartment? - Probably, that's gonna be tough. - I know. - Why? - You just get sad when you live in LA. - Oh, sad when you live in LA. - Living alone is lonely. - But I don't know, I feel like-- - Wait, I feel like more realistically, if you ever quit the pod, it's not gonna be from college. It's gonna be if you moved to LA. - Right. - We got to know. - Someone's cooking something. - This? - You. - Yeah, no. But like, I've been doing the podcast for three years. - Over three years. - We just hit our highest point in the podcast history. So it's like, what? - What can I miss out on? You know? - No, I always say that. I'm like, what if we look three years from now, and we're like, oh my gosh, we're even bigger than we were three years ago? - Like, you never know. - This is gonna be the baby steps. - I don't know. - It could be. - I feel like it's hard. - And I feel like our podcast could, like, as we all grow older and as our audience grows older, I feel like it could look like Loki just changed, but even become bigger. - Yeah. Or we could fall off and no one will watch us anymore. - No. We're not the type to do that. - I think we should offer care for that. But, no, genuinely, like y'all have y'all's lives together. And I don't really know what I have at all together. Like, I don't know anything. - You are with lashes are together. - I mean, yeah, my lashes are together, but that's just about it. - You're ahead of the average 17-year-old because you have. - Well, yes. - 'Cause she has a podcast. - Well, I'm just saying, 'cause like, you like, man, if you got so tall. - I feel that. - I feel it now. - This is depth and soda. - No, I'm saying you've been working on the podcast since you were like 13 or 14. And like, you know. - Yeah. - You've just been working so seriously. - It's so sad. But it's like, y'all are all married. And I'm literally just ending high school and stuff. And so it's like, y'all are going to have kids. - No, you're not. - You're gonna have your own houses. - No, technically. You could have a kid before us. We're not that much older than you. I'm not I think the harbor could be married in like a year from now That was true harbor always thinks we're like in our forties. Well. Yeah, but you're so much old You don't have to like y'all of your life together I don't I play soccer every day in basketball like I can barely even choose like what to wear in the morning You know, so it's like I don't know what I'm gonna do with my next step, but what do you think you're gonna do? Are you gonna go to college? Yeah, what if you like get really big on social media and you don't want to? Yeah Well, you are big on social media. Well right now my plan What college do you want to go to? Is that where your parents went and I walked in like my whole day. I'm there. Yeah But yeah, no, I don't know, but like in reality, it's like It's like I don't know. I don't know what I want to do. I have no idea what like You know what funny people always ask me that too people are like what's harbor gonna do when she graduates I'm like, I don't think she has any idea But I'm working but people make it a bigger thing than it is. It's not like the day you graduate You got to be like, okay, I got to change everything about my life now like literally when I graduated I'm not kidding. I did nothing different You graduated for some people though it feels like the train tracks are ending and they have to figure out where they're gonna go Yeah, you have to figure something. Yeah, some some but like for some to like like you said you already like you're chilling You already have like a full-time job or anything It's like you don't the day you graduate It's not like you have to make some dramatic life changes like it really into a deep. I don't yeah and like for Like with the podcast and stuff like that Like I literally I genuinely I do enjoy coming here and stuff and like I like that's like my like what I like to do but it's like What am I gonna do when I want to the rest of the week? Yeah, the rest of the week and stuff like I don't know Cuz you should the podcast like twice a week. Yeah, yeah, so it's like I don't know most of your day It's not taking up my work. No taking up my stuff Yeah, but that's like that's like what so he's not like when I was your age and then I graduated I like just did like you said the podcast is taking much time you could be on the podcast like a little bit and then you can You can fly around and go collaborate with people right you can go film video You can go be in Salish's video for a week in LA. You can go like you know I mean like you can actually go like you think you would start you'd probably start just working more I don't think it's necessary to quit the podcast. I'm just saying that I don't think that's necessary at all in the long run If I get like tired of y'all and stuff. It's just like. Oh, yeah, I don't I mean I've been with you over three years So it's like I know to be honest. It all lasted so much longer than I thought yeah, and it's like actually wait Just I thought you were gonna get on my nerves way more. Oh really yeah, okay You exceeded my expectations. I feel like I know how to read a room, so it's like you know how to read a room pretty good at that read this room What am I thinking what's the vibe right now? You're thinking why are her why is there like pimple? I don't know you got it Or you gonna say Kate? Oh, oh, I was saying she is good at reading room even when you were younger like you caught a vibe Right, you were like that vibe quit like if like Somebody was like I don't know if you were doing something and like someone wasn't feeling it. You were like, okay I'll stop yeah a lot of kids are like I mean, I guess you were a kid you were like young But a lot of kids when like they're doing something annoying and it's like everyone around them's like okay That's annoying. You should stop. No one says anything. They don't stop because no one specifically said you're annoying Oh, yeah, no, like the same thing with you like your Harper's age wouldn't well your Harper But your Harper's age when we started or when she started and something. I've met so many how old are you? I met so many 13 and 14 year olds that are so freaking annoying These guys actually aren't Thank you. Well, I am 17 now Wait, can we make it new to track where I'm like and I'm only 17. No, you got to make one when you turn 18 and be like But I'm only 18 now now now you can fight maybe there's a new adult queen Maybe don't say that Maybe you can say something like now you can fight. You know what I think okay guess what you should fight Natalie royals Because I don't I think that's the idea or like hyper because hyper is like nice and like Natalie likes all your car I'd fight her But genuinely guys like this is my this is the truth. This is what I want to do. So I'm not graduating early You were supposed to I was supposed to but then my coach changed my mind and I was like I can't do it So I Coach changed your mind. Yeah, because she was like you're only a teenager once you only get four years of high school Like you shouldn't grow up too fast. So I was like, you know what you're right. So I'm standing school until May I have something that you were going to turn 40 years old when you graduate high school. Yes, no I just think she let me speak to this coach. She no, well, she knows that I get super like I guess like Like sad and lonely when I'm like You know, which is gonna be hard moving in the Alliance or well if I do I don't know. I don't really know what I'm doing But when I like am alone and like not in school and with friends and stuff and I'm in bed all day It like brings me back to a hard like like a like a hard place Yeah, you can't sit in bed all day. You don't really can't do that when you don't have a routine like going to school every day You have to make a new routine thing. It's like yeah, it will be hard So it's like that's why I'm saying in school But also for cheer and stuff because I love cheer and I don't want to like I don't want to not compete and stuff So I'm doing that. This episode is sponsored by Vintage I don't know about you, but every few months. 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So I will you know, okay? I'm just gonna leave it there. I'm just gonna put it out on the universe because I believe it will come true And then yeah, so that and then another thing is I that's my angle But I want to ask and I want to sing and I want to do all that but I feel like which one do you like more singing your acting? I like singing better like because I don't know I just like I like I love writing in like poems and stuff like that you need to release the songs that you've written I know I know But I don't know you're not gonna go very far if you don't release your music. I know and who keeps sexy me And yeah, so yeah, I want to be they have that's the end goal, but I feel like I'm only gonna be 18 by then So it's like I my whole life ahead of me. What do you want to do? What's your end goal? I always wanted to be a teacher, but I don't know I can't really be a teacher, a first grade teacher I work with like little kids or like yeah, I want to work with like kids like they have special needs or something Yeah, I feel like that'd be so fun and I just want to like Yeah, where that would be It's kind of school No, because there's like other places like maybe like a daycare this like yeah, I was talking about that. It's okay last night I bet I was like Where do people put their babies when they go to work? What do you mean, and I was like, oh my gosh, no, I was like for some reason I just thought like He doesn't live in the room. No, I was like, yo same guy who typed in how to buy a baby No, I was like I feel like you can put him like in daycare once they're like a year old No, you know people put their baby in daycare when their baby's like four weeks old. Yeah, you don't like it so much work Yeah, crazy, it's insane. Wow. I couldn't do that job Taking care of babies. No, I'm not I told K last night. I said you know what I'm most scared about when we have a baby Yeah, I was like taking care of it. I was like, no, I think I'm gonna get angry at it Angry I can't stand crying and my sleep my sleep is so precious to me. I can't be sleeping You got to become less selfish when you have a child. No, but it's just it's not even selfish. It's just my sleep No, I'm sleeping and like a dog's going, I can just take the thing and just But like oh my gosh with a baby. I'm like oh Do that to a dog, but I think I found a solution. I'm gonna get air pods So when my baby's crying I'll take care of it. I just need air pods. No, baby stop crying when you start crying That's gonna be me at three a.m. At three. I'm just gonna look over. I'm gonna be looking at our baby like I love little kids. I just want to like when I'm older to something me too. I love love playing with them during the day It's like to be an uncle not doing it, but at night. Oh, I don't know how people do it I don't know how they do. Does that not terrify you? I mean, I think you'll feel different when it's your own kid I mean it's still probably gonna be really frustrating but I'm not gonna lie honey honey wakes me up and I'm like I bump K. I'm like no well you don't really like honey though you're gonna like your own kid yeah I'll put I like my kid he's like I hope I like it I like it but oh you'll be fine imagine imagine me in anyone's room imagine me walking to your room and playing a baby cry noise on my phone just scream no at 3 a.m. oh then again I 4 a.m. then at 6 a.m. it's different when it's your own kid though you know I don't think you're gonna feel like you like it's annoying when you hear like a kid crying and you have no relation to it and you're just like oh man that's that's annoying sound but when it's your kid and your kid's crying about something you want to make your kid stop crying yeah I guess though oh I have a question do you all think this is good idea when you first start dating somebody to put them right on social media no yes I think it's great no I don't think it's good idea fantastic always rooms relationship because like there's this guy on TikTok and he like always has girlfriends like always and he just got a new girlfriend like a few months ago and like they're already living together or no like 20 days ago and they're already living together all this and he already put her on social media and I'm just like why like I feel like that ruins relationships so fast yeah yeah I think it's a little off topic but um how did you feel about me replacing hyper no like because I looked at some of the comments and y'all did not like that but she were friends oh the audience yeah oh the audience didn't like it yeah the comments they were like the the car was so much better well that's well what what do you say hey I said that's mean that's rude that's true they don't unfortunately the audience y'all y'all are literally like you're like I hate this person I don't know who they are so I hate him and then you get to know them and you warm up to them you're like well you did it to Kinsey yeah we signifies can we signifies Kinsey for about a year now you did it to Kinsey you're like I hate Kinsey Kinsey ruined the podcast yeah to be fair I think I might have started that I was like burn out the steak and then everyone's like oh my gosh can't see we love you love Kinsey it's so hard just skip the part where you mean and just like accept the person you can't tell me though it's not so hard to not be a bandwagon to join in on the comments no cash has like five accounts he's like yeah we hate Kinsey it's like your creativity can shine what like your bully creativity not just like creativity to follow everyone else's footsteps that's not very creative no but like you get the good one into the top comment and it's funny like us bringing Kinsey on there was no amount of hate comments that would have ever made us be like Kinsey you can't be on the pod the audience hates it so y'all were just being mean for no there was an amount somewhere I don't know what the number one is now you guys think there's someone that we brought on they wouldn't hate probably Taylor Swift they probably like her no anybody anybody that's like watch watch we're gonna show Noah for five seconds you were you were newer to social media so it was like yeah y'all you know it's good you know you wanted oh you wanted to show Noah I just see if they like him or hate him you can turn the camera on your nose it's normally it's normally a zoom one so it's kind of oh man it's gonna be sure smile all right let's see if they like Noah everybody comment down below your worst comment down below your worst hate comment about Noah's getting sacrificed because you're not our first cameraman that's why oh yeah they're gonna be like we like ours out it's no Noah where's that where's the lenses show yeah we've got a lot of camera man we have we've gone through them does that say something about us maybe no does that say something about us yeah you don't know good till it's gone yeah that's what we've been saying no no I'm serious like I was thinking about that like she just thought about that clothes the harbor just smiled like she made up that one too she was like that was a good one yeah no you don't like serious like what wait what are you referring to when you say that my trouble is gone no I'm saying that because like when I was gone I always get hate comments on the podcast but when Little Harbor came on they're like no Harper's better but they hate me when I'm on the podcast so yeah they switch and up or like you know that you don't know good til it's gone kind of like the Oreos but like if you have like a Chipotle bowl or something then you dropped it that's instant like I mean it's okay oh my gosh I do anything down the back yeah like boyfriends and girlfriends like you don't like them when you're dating them but then you're like like you like you like I have the egg when you're dating them right the goal is but like with my like I don't like him when I have him but when he's gone I'm like dang really yeah I feel like I always had the opposite effect really it's like now they're gone it's like I could see clearly now that the rain is gone no when I was like dating like like not not like not the band word but Danny oh sorry no but like other people like I don't know I feel like when I'm with them I'm like I get the exit easily and I'm like I find everything that's bad about them and then whatever gone I'm like dang was there anything about me that you got the egg from when we were dating oh yeah I want to know okay definitely isn't it goodbye week one week one when she said she's gonna come to the gym with me and watch me work out that was a big argument between us I remember that it was bad cash you're gonna put yourself in the wrong I was 16 yeah you can't hold a plank for long no that's not where the story's going I was 16 first girlfriend ever okay in me and Kate we've been dating like a week no or so I wouldn't tell this story because I stand by parts of it not all you should be like I was 16 I made a mistake you should not say you stand by any I stand by everything I know not by everything most things and we're I'm gonna go to the gym I wake up I'm like Kate you want to go to gym with me and she's like yeah sure I'll go all right let's go you ain't putting your gym clothes on though what's going on and she was like oh I'm just gonna watch you work out yeah yeah I said wait I think she's like and can we get Arby's after I was like whoa I was like whoa I was like what girl did I just ask me my girlfriend because she's gonna watch me work out and they need a roast beef sandwich after this is terrible I was in a bad situation very bad so I had to lock in right in the there and I was like I was like hold on miss Arby's no it was Arby's and I was like wait you can't just watch me work out you got to work out too like that's kind of like the goal that's the biggest thing I've ever seen she's like no I don't I really don't want to work out and I was like oh my god I was like okay and then I said the sentence I said the sentence that no man should ever say you can't I said Kate don't say it said you're already here I said Kate no because if I do no I said Kate I don't want a fat girlfriend oh my gosh no it was bad never say that to your woman ever don't say it when were you serious when you said that or joke no he was serious no it was jokes I was like you was serious joking she's like I don't want to work out I was like well then you're gonna get fat if you eat Arby's all then don't work out I was just being real that would ever get fat I get fat everyone if you eat Arby's and you don't work out I promise you that has to be the fastest fast track to get fat just just to just to share my side I didn't want to work out because at the time I was playing high school softball so you're already working out I was working out five times a week and I went to one of her workouts and I watched she ran up a 50 foot hill like twice it was like all right let's go home I was like I don't know if that burned off the calories that the curly fries were but you know like this summer workout when like the coaches can't be there yeah they have like unofficial workouts where you're supposed to work out but the coaches can't be there and so it was led by the older girls and the softball team well sometimes the older girls didn't really want to work out but you had to get together you had to do some sort of movements that when coach calls instead so when coach calls it says hey did you guys work out today you could say yeah we worked out so we went to the hill we ran up the hill twice and we left I said I just have to be there for that because when coach calls your later asks if she works out she's gonna say yes and then he's gonna ask who was there and if I'm not there I'm gonna get in trouble because I didn't go to the workout but at the time I was also working out all the time because I was doing like actual workouts for softball this one day he went I just didn't so it was a bad situation my mom came to me and she was like I heard he said about K. I was like word spreading this quick and she was like she's like you can't say that about a girl I was like you don't understand mom she wanted to Arby's after and then she understood so wait do you actually have you had Arby's before no yes you I have not you really gonna add to you didn't want Arby's that day aren't you I wanted a blue coconut slash with nerds from son wait what do y'all get from Sonic like no sugar anything with cream in it give it a little cream slash on cream or I get like a no I get I made such a girl drink what coconut cream no ocean water when couch and I were dating cash and I actually were on the fast track to getting fat when we were dating and I told her Kate you can't eat like me because I have a great metabolism it was I will say that when we first started dating cash and all we did was eat that was the only thing we did we we had a routine you were scared to eat in front of him no no I'm I'm not sure every single day we would wake up we'd go to Bahama bucks we'd get the the avalanche stuff - So cool. - Avalanche, that's the size of the name. Not small, it's small, medium, large, avalanche. - About this big, just full of like, and then we'd get like the ice cream on the bottom, we'd get the green one. - Are you guys sure? - No, no, two avalanches. - So we would get like two, eight, a whole thing? - Yes, and then we'd go right down the street to Canes, and we'd get a box combo, two box combos. - Oh my god, the canes, though. - And we'd eat the box combos together. And we did this for a while, and then I was like, I'm looking gaining some weight. - Yeah, I was like, I told you, let's get that happening. - Was it cash gaining weight? - No, I don't get it. - No, cash cash cash has like an insane metabolism. - I do too, I think you're a whole leg. - I don't have a insane metabolism, but recently I have a poo virus, so I've been shooting poo bowel. - Like this name? - No, it's a poo virus. - No, but then later, like later in the day, this is the same thing we did every single day. We'd at some point go get a slushy sonic, a sonic slushy with nerds in it, and then we'd get our dinner, which would be like Chick-fil-A, Waterburger, whatever we were feeling. So we were eating out like four times a day. - And I was spending a lot of money to end at one point. I don't case you got paper. So I said, I said, wait, so much money when you were 16. - I'm with you and they don't got no money. I mean, no. - I was like, I don't care when that's at Kate. You gotta start, we gotta start splitting the bills. - When you have so much money when you're 16, why didn't you do that? - It was more for principle the matter. That's what I am with my friends. I'm like, okay, well, I need to save my money. - 'Cause I was like, Kate, 'cause she hadn't had a job yet. She was like 15, and I didn't want her to be spoiled. You know what, then we'll spoil her. - I was with all my, with all my canes and bucks coming. - No, he specifically said, he said, you have absolutely zero concept of money. So I will not be buying your food until you learn. - She was ordering the avalanche. She was like, it was nothing. (laughing) - $10! - No, I think my parents were working too. They were like, yeah, 'cause I was 16. I had never worked a job, and then I just started dating this guy who would buy me anything I wanted. And I was like, wow, I just can get anything I want if I just ask. Yeah, I was bad. - But then I started gaining weight and I was like, I was like, why am I gaining weight? - And like I said, if I didn't tell her, that that was gonna happen. - And when I told her that was gonna happen, I was the bad guy. - How that's a question when you're eating an avalanche? (laughing) - I'm not joking. I was probably consuming like 5,000 calories a day. I'm not even exaggerating. - I could easily do that. - No, you could easily do it. - I was like, I did. It was crazy. - What's it called? I have a question. So, did you know, or what did you usually get at the Hama Bugs? - Hama Ramma Mama. - We get the Hama Ramma Mama. - That's what she got. - It's where it's a scoop of ice cream in the bottom of the cup. - Oh my god. - And then we get the snow cone and I get a birthday gift. - Oh, we gotta go that after that. She can get the apple there. - No. - And then we get the cream on top. - Yeah. - I don't wanna start, brother. - Dad, can we just get the Hama Bugs after? - Ooh, and then sometimes even though I have said that it's a girly drink apparently, I get half cherry, half lime, cherry thyme. - Birthday cake? - They have sugar free ones too, and I never knew. - They do? - So you can try sugar free if you want. - Fifth sugar free? - I don't wanna fat podcast host. - Don't worry. You won't, at least me, you got me. - He's gotta be great. - Yeah, there's sugar free. So a whole snow cone can be, a whole avalanche cone can be zero calories with sugar free flavoriness. - I got it, trust me. - I don't have the body of the grinch. - It does. - What? - His face is kind of like-- - No, stick your stomach up, stand up and stick your stomach up. - No, when you do that, when you do the tummy thing, you look at it. - That's after I ate a lot, like, no, no, go ahead. - Like two. - That's really good. - I put your hands behind your back, you know how you do that? - Okay. - Ew. - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. - Is that the grinch? - Please, please. - That's really the grinch. - If that's how Bruce Lee had her phone, she's looked up to your belly. - He's like, "Hi." - I have lunch. - Hey, how many oranges? - Did you get a quick, like, I'll lunch one so-- - Have you guys ever gone through that where, like, you, like, all you do is eat fast food all the time and, like, you have no concept of how much you're eating? - Yeah. - Oh, wait, uh-- - I mean, I eat fast food about every day. - No, I know, but, like, you're, like, you're, like, you're, like, aware. You're, like, yeah, I mean, in fact, like, I was just eating it and not even thinking about it. - I do think about-- - I do think about-- - Once and a half a day. - You're just not telling the truth. - What do you mean? Dude, you be eating cookies, Sonic, slushies. - And he still stays-- - Miniatures. - No, never mind. - I make you breakfast most mornings. - Breakfast is like every day in a couple of pieces of bacon. - I don't think that's-- - That's breakfast. - Yeah, I do. - And that's what I'm going to be my meal for the day. That's all I get. - And you're going to have dinner tonight. - You have three meals a day. Why do you-- - Three meals is crazy. - I have a four meals a day. - Same. - Yeah, actually? - Yeah, I have a-- I have, like, breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner-- - I'm really interested. Okay, I was going to see what you're going to call the fourth one. - Yeah, like a snack, but, like, a little bit more. - I wait till, like, six p.m. to eat, but today I'm winning those two. - Do you guys-- - Because I wake up so late, it's like, what's the point of eating if I'm not hungry in the morning? - I agree. I cannot eat in the morning. - I love breakfast. - I like breakfast, but I have to be awake, like, four hours before I eat. - I know. - Oh my. - Do you guys eat breakfast at school or at the house? - She can't take you seriously. - I've got house. I never eat school lunch. - To school? - No, school breakfast. - No. - Really? - I love it. - Breakfast? - No. - You like it? - I like the pizza sticks. - I've never-- - When I ate school lunch, it was really good. - I've never, like, resorted to, like, getting lunch at my school. I always take a lunch box. - Why? - I always eat breakfast before I leave, and I always get like dinner. - When cash was little? - I'll say dinner. - Yes, we know. - Because Mom Harper doesn't know. - Breakfast. - His mom would give him breakfast before school, and then he'd get to school, and he'd eat breakfast at school. And so his teacher's called his mom. He was like, "Hey, cash is late to class every day because he keeps eating breakfast." - Yeah, they set my mom down. I was like, "You have to be on time." And she's like, "What? I am on time." She's like, "You got to get him here earlier for him to eat breakfast." He's never as time to finish. - Breakfast. - Yeah, she was like-- - Breakfast. - She was like, "He's breakfast at the house." - Breakfast. - Yes, I was eating-- - Stop doing that. - Yeah, okay. - Can we see you can do the best brownie batter in pressure? - Brownie batter. Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - Oh, my. - Why do y'all do this with your neck when you're brownie? - Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - That was good. - That was good. - Brownie batter. - Brownie batter. - Wait. - I don't know what to do. - I need it. - Is this-- I got a question. - Brownie batter. - Is this room tall enough to stun you? - Brownie batter. - Can I please stun? Can I please do the main main? - Wait, wait. - Do you think it's tall enough to one man? - I'll fly them. - Because I learned how to one man. - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. I'm not one man. - You're about that tall? No, no. You got a thrower up there. - I don't eat that. - Oh, yeah. You had to see that. - It was a stunt. - It was a stunt. - It was a stunt. - Yeah, it was a stunt. Wait. - I don't think we should do any stunts in here. - Why? - Well, what do we do? We don't get hurt. - I'm trying to be fine. - I'm trained. - Me and Harper can be fine. - I'm trained. - Yeah, well, let's do a propeller. - Get backspot. - No, I one man. I learned it. I had a coach, they taught me. Play the clip where I won, man, someone. - I'll close Johnson and play that clip. - Listen, I think we should play a different game called, guess who? And guess which Harper you're talking about. Harper or Harper? - Yeah. - Wait, who's the Harper or Harper? - Wait, I like that. I like that. I like that. - Um, how do you play? So I would say something. - You can be like my Harper. And then you say what's your Harper? - Yeah. - You're talking about my Harper. - My Harper. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open. - Because you want to see my eye color. - Yeah. - Oh, I got a good one. - My Harper has brown eyes. - What Harper? - My Harper. - You close your eyes. - Anybody know? - Catch, they both have brown eyes. - You don't know that, Kinsey? - I don't know. - Oh my gosh. Y'all don't know their color eyes. - Harper's humor has brown eyes. - Harper's ear, Harper's ear. - They both have brown eyes. - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay, let's do it. - I have something. - Okay. - I have something. - Um, my Harper shocked the internet with her get ready with these videos. - They both did that. - Oh, it's a dumb game. - They both kind of did that. - Yeah, but as I say, my Harper's name is Harper. - No, but no. Yeah, they both think you're ready with these. But one of them was a lot. - This game is more difficult. - What is it? - Shocked people. - What are they? - Also, why are you closing your eyes to play a game? - It's a shock to you. - Extra hard. - Let me go with this one. - Wait, wait, wait. It was you. - What? - Uh. - When I remember the first time I saw when you were getting ready with these, I saw it on my 4U page. I was like, oh man. - I thought she was like a little baby. - I was like, this like six-year-old chick. She got a hold of her mom's phone. - You look so little. - It was your first ever like, very, very viral one. - I was like, the movie with them. - You were like, and then you were like, let's get ready for school. And you had like your heat was curled in. - Yeah. - I was so cute. Let's get ready for school. - Yeah. - And I was, and I remember seeing it. And I was like, dang. I mean, and then I looked all the time. - I mean, everyone thought you were like, so much on your newer. - I know for the longest time. Until I turned 13, I, like everyone in the comments, everyone who followed me always thought I was eight, nine. - Yeah. - I thought I was like, so young. - Yeah. - And I met someone at the pool the other day. And she was like, how old are you? And I was like, I'm 13. And she was like, I thought you were 10. - Yeah. - That's what people were with me too. They're like. - You're shocked to me because, you know, you'd like throw pee off the screen or something. - I know, yeah. - But. - I wasn't ready to bat. - I had to go use bat them, those pees on the screen. - I was thinking about like, literally yesterday. That was so funny. - Have y'all ever had this happen to you? I went to Bucky's one time. And this girl ran up to me. And then she was like, oh my gosh, are you Harper? And I was like, yes. And then she started crying. And I was like, what do I do? - Really? - And then I just hugged her. And I was like, do you want to picture? And she was like, yeah. The worst part is when they say no, and then you want to picture and they're like no, I'm like I know I'm like okay To say in that because sometimes people come up to us and they're like hey, are you are you cash and then he's like yeah And then they just look at you and they're like okay, bye like they don't even say anything. They just look at you Then we naturally are like oh you want to take a picture and then it's like no and it's like okay Well you were staring at me like you wanted to take it off It's like they're always like are you Harper and then I'm like yeah, and they're like Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then it's awkward. It's like awkward for a second. So that's You want a picture? Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you know, it's weird when you're like when like someone asks in public But then there's other people around who don't know who you are and then they're watching it And it's just if that makes me feel the most weird That was at Target the other day and it's weird to me this girl asked for a picture at all inside take a picture with her And this older man, he was much older. He was like 60 at least and he walks up. He's carrying his groceries He's like hunched over. He's like My supposed to know who you are No, you're not and he was like okay All right, one time the mom was like in the bucky. She was like you're gonna have to tell me who this person is I don't know who you are at No idea. I mean you could You're from the internet. Whatever that means like Twitter or something. I don't really know. I had no idea you are I've never seen your face before they never heard of you. It is keeping something you like I think I had a bad language barrier a couple days ago at the flea market and That would so long. Yeah, I was at the food truck dude. I was like, can you hurry? Have you take this photo? What happened? I went to this Asian food truck and there's this Asian lady in there and I'm ordering my food from her all the stuff and then this person comes up and takes a picture with me as As I'm like ordering and then they go away and then the Asian lady was like, who are you? And I was like oh, I do YouTube and then she was like actor and I was like No, I do YouTube and she's like you famous actor No, I do YouTube like on YouTube, and she's like singer Was I was at Blue Goose and I don't know why I Love and it's so cheap. Oh, so I went to Blue Goose and I was sitting down with my friend and the waiter comes over and He asked he's like are you harbors? Elmer, but I thought he said what do you want to drink? So I was like yeah, Diet Coke and then he like he was like He looked at me for like a really long time and I was like I'm not Diet Coke. I'm sorry He have looking at me and then that's why you remember my friend called and she said hello That's what I got back from because I was like hello Yeah, because I was like why are you so sad? He says like hello Remember when we went to that Starbucks and the guy came out through the can't I made it oh my gosh, I was so scared to tell that story. Yeah, I don't tell us that story Okay, so mean Harper I think you told it, but I was in here. Yeah, so mean Harper We're on the way to Starbucks to film. Yeah, because I remember this You weren't there. I remember this you told me remember you tell me no You told me the story Okay, so we were on the way Sorry, okay, we're on the way to Starbucks we go into Starbucks this guy comes out with a can of tomato sauce And he's like twitching around like tweaking and I was like whoa, are you okay? And why does he have tomato sauce? I don't know. Yeah, he was like he was like And he throws it yeah And it shatters everywhere and there's like and then he starts like coming towards me in Harper's So he run to the car and we're free now. He was like he was like I have an inflation in my stomach and saying oh yeah Inflation in my stomach literally when he said that's what it sounds like I can't even see him walking on the Starbucks with all things the tomato can yeah, where'd you get that? There's an inflation in my stomach. We were gonna order something There's an inflation in my stomach. You're gonna order something and we walked in and we were so like We're so scared so we forgot that we were gonna order anything so we didn't even order We didn't even order. We just walked to ride out and we Well, watch out kids don't get a can of tomato sauce. Don't have you careful at the Starbucks near your house. All right. We'll see y'all later