Harper Has a Crush On Cash!?

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Propel hydrates better than water to help you get the most out of your workout. And get back to your best self. What propels you? Propel with Gatorade electrolytes. I want to talk about something that happened at Disney World again. I, we were at Disney World. I got in a fight with my mom, like usual. Me and my sister got in a fight, like usual. Then Kate made a comment saying, "Mommy made $300 for your ticket, so you better be nice." I was about to throw a punch, I'm not going to lie. I was so upset. Hash thinks I have a crush on him because let me tell you this. That's so out of pocket. No, because, because. Kate said, "Harper." "Harper, describe like your dream guy." She said, "Maybe like brown hair with blonde highlights." "Blue eyes, six foot, funny." I swear. I was like, "Is this a joke?" And then, and then she was like, "Oh, that's you." What? All right, what's up, guys? Welcome back. Harper's wearing dude socks. It's because she got big feet. She's actually. I'm just kidding. Wait, are those my socks? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They don't even, they look like mine. Wait, wait, are those Cash's socks? Those are my socks. No, they're not. Yes, they are. No, they're not big feet. No, you don't. These are identical. I have big feet. If we put our feet next to each other. Mev, we're wearing the same shirt. Did you do that intentionally? Why is everybody wearing the same stuff? I'm not. Unique. And why is Harper wearing my socks? I'm, what size foot are you? Why? You're like a six. Because my feet are like size 11 in men's. Like, you pushing, you pushing size 11 in men's? Actually, my feet are pretty big for my size. I would think. They're the same size. What size shoe do you wear? A six. That is not big for your size. A seven. Wait, in women's or men's? You do not wear a seven. I do. Your shoes are like. When you think about Crocs, you think the classic clog. But did you know there's also a canvas clog, a vegan suede clog, a coastal inspired style. A style with studs, straps, and lots of sass. This big. She wears like a six. She's like, I do wear a seven. Maybe in like boots. No, no, no. Kinsey could go to the kids section and get her shoes half off. I do. Exactly my point. Wait, wait. I don't even care. You can make fun of me all you want. I'm saving my money. No, you're winning for sure, but you're not a size seven. Oh, my gosh. When we were with Harper and her sister Reese the other day, we were talking to her. I was like, where did you get that shirt? It's so cute. And I was like, oh, I've never seen that as ours. She's like, it's in the kids section. Yeah, I have unlocked. Wait, women's shoes always confuse me. When you guys say your shoe size, are you saying in men's or women's women's? Why would we say in men's? I don't know. I feel what I was going to say. It's a size and a half. My hands are like big for my size, too. My hands are big for my for my size. I have a thing. Wait, I have huge. Why are you holding next to your head like that? I don't know. Oh, my God. Do you know how I have big hands? My size. Do you know how sizing works? It's like a size and a half difference. My hands literally have stretch marks. It's like a size 10 in men's is really like an eight and a half in women's. Yeah, so we should just have size. Shoe size. It shouldn't be men's or women's. It should just be shoe size. Guys, Harper thinks her hand has stretch marks. Because of how big it is. They're gonna if you keep doing that with them. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait, no, no, it's opposite. A size 10 in women's is an eight and a half in men's. That makes more sense. Why do we care about the sizing chart? Well, I was hurting my brain. Because I know when you go roller. Skating. They always just have one size. No, they don't. No, it says on the back of the shoe. Two different sizes. Really? I haven't been roller skating since that man tried to grab me. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't go back either. I'm not going back to that rink. Would you go back if a man tried to grab you? Yeah. It depends on what kind of man it was. No, I'm kidding. You're so weird. No, I can't go back. It's traumatizing. Cash called a little boy cute. That did not happen. Yes, it did. I don't know what she is saying. You weren't rolling, but he did. Who did you call cute? You have no evidence. What? Who did I call cute? I was hanging out with my friends, sitting with my friend on the couch. And he was like, that's a really cute boy you were sitting with. No, that's not how it was phrased. Whoa. I was like, oh, you're sitting with that boy over there. That looks suspicious. And she's like, no, I don't like him. We're just friends. I was like, hmm, seems like an awfully cute boy by coincidence for you to be just friends with. Let's see. That's still weird. That's still kind of off. What? How is that? You made me equivalent to Maverick calling Maddox cute and trying to play it off. I said he's a cute kid. That's exactly what I'm saying. You guys can call him a cute kid, but not us? No. You guys call Harper's whoever she's talking to or whatever. If she shows you a picture of her boy, y'all are like, oh, yeah, he's cute. That's not. When you think about Crocs, you think the classic clock. But did you know there's also a canvas clock, a vegan suede clock, a coastal inspired style, a style with studs, straps. And lots of sass. That's normal, though. Yeah, it's not weird. OK, but if I say it was reversed and there is a young boy over here, right? And say he showed you guys a picture of a girl. We'd say she's pretty. Yeah, you guys would be like, oh, yeah, she's pretty. Yeah. But for you, it's just weird. I don't know why. No, look at the difference. If we woke up one morning, I was like, hey, you look so pretty today. No one would bat an eye. But if we woke up and you were like, Mav, you look so handsome today. It'd be like, what? That would be weird. That would be even weirder. Mav, you look so cute today. Don't do that. Don't do that to me. Imagine Kate wakes up and says that. But it's fine for Kenzie to say that to Kate. But if Kate woke up and said, Mav, you look really cute today. Like, that would just be really weird. That would make me feel weird. I'd be like, I need to change. I think that's the weirdest of all of them so far. Actually. Anytime we plan a group trip, the biggest goal is simple. We want to actually spend time together, not feel scattered the whole weekend. Last year, Maverick and I traveled to Louisiana for my brother's baseball tournament. And my entire family came along. And when Kenzie says her entire family, she means her entire family. Exactly. We had a big group, plus a couple of dogs. So finding enough space was really important. That's why we prefer to book. So if you're planning to stay through Airbnb, having shared spaces makes such a difference. You can hang out together, cook meals, and actually relax between plans. The place we booked was perfect for it. It was big enough for everyone to stay together. And it had this gorgeous water feature that overlooked the river below. We'd sit outside in the evenings and just enjoy the view after a long day at the ball field. Yeah. And even with that many people, it never felt crowded. Everyone had their own space when they wanted, but we could all still come back together at the end of the day. That's what makes these trips feel so much more personal. You're not just showing up to sleep somewhere. You actually get to spend quality time together. Plus, you can stay together without being on top of each other, which, trust me, that is very important when you have a big group. Booking a stay through Airbnb gives us the freedom to travel in a way that actually fits how we live. Yeah. And group trips are just way better when you have the space to enjoy them. Kate told Mav that this week. She looked at that hat he was wearing. She goes, "That's a cute hat." And then he took it off. I almost burned it right there. I liked it. I thought it was cute. No, everyone knows whatever a guy is. A guy is wearing, you cannot call it cute. I know, I said cute. I was just sharing my thoughts. I should have said it looks cool. Would that have made you feel better? Yeah, you don't. I don't want to get complimented. I don't know. I don't like getting my clothes complimented by a girl in a way that's like, I would wear that. Anything like that? Yeah. Kate would wear that. Actually, no, you don't wear hats. But if she did, that's what she'd wear. Howdy, darling. No, that's got Kinsey written all over it. Really? I feel like you'd wear this hat. No, that's you. If you wear that hat, that's a way of flirting with other girls, howdy, darling, because it says howdy, darling on it. Kinsey would wear a hat that just says Timbuktu. i tried to be cute for rednecks and paychecks and everybody laughed at me so i'm not trying to be cute again for country stuff can we pop up a picture of what you yeah i have a video of her walking pop it up oh i want to see this video here right here we'll pop it up well i didn't get the memo that rednecks with paychecks you're not supposed to dress cute you're supposed to dress like a redneck well no i thought everyone was no everyone's just dressed how they normally dress i thought everyone was gonna like dress this is kate thinking she's redneck for the day i thought it was gonna be like a country concert it was not oh it's you look cute though that that's her redneck outfit i guess it wasn't good enough yeah you look like you're going to luke bryan or something i thought it was gonna be like a concert and then i freaking got a tussle with the lady at the front it was not a good look for me that day yeah you you were about to throw hands bro hey when cash gets a haircut do you get ached out kind of no not really because it like grows back in a week if i don't like it because i get good haircuts last time you got a haircut it looked like your whole head was shaved hey you that's not true yeah usually the whole back of your head is shaved and it's just the top there's a circle of hair on it dang that's everyone's head okay your head is just a circle hair on it no but yours is like shaved to the top and it has a harsh cut off and then it's just a circle you'll be getting the hard like line no i don't it's a fade dude when you think about crocs you think the classic clock but did you know there's also a canvas clog a vegan suede a coastal inspired style a style with studs straps and lots of sass honestly i could keep going with the surprises you've got to see them for yourself because there is literally a style for every kind of girl so do your thing and head to crocs.com or a store near you now dude no it doesn't really fade though yes it does fade look at it yeah it's like a hard line because we have to find a picture of michael's haircut that one time that's the best haircut we've ever ever seen when it was just like actually a line it was like hair and then he was bald uh yeah one time our friend gave our other friend a cut and he showed up to church and the cut was so terrible we couldn't we didn't even recognize him his ear lobes were like hanging past his hairline well we'll pop up a picture he cut his ear lobes like that oh that's such a bad bro have y'all seen that one uh video on where the barber cuts the guy's ear off no no what you guys haven't seen that that's like no that video's been so popular for like 10 years now what is it i don't watch barbara with the little baby with the little the not the little baby the little boy like getting with the little boy cute no he was not the little boy he like fake cuts his ear off y'all have never seen this video no okay let's watch the video no i'm not watching it no it's fake oh it's a prank oh i have seen the prank one yes yes yes sorry i've seen the prank you guys haven't seen that no i haven't you've asked me like five times no because i feel like everyone's i've seen that video like a thousand times i wish my body was like my feet because my feet look you have an hourglass do y'all see that it like suctions in in the middle my feet i've seen those videos where the barbers spray the water bottle on the guy's hair and on the screen it just says like how many times can i spray this guy before he like says something and some guys will literally just sit there and take it and they're like dripping water and then that is a funny video they don't even make a face they're just like there's this one like hairstylist on tick tock that always asks like before can i touch you yeah are you okay if i touch your hair oh i hate that lady what the okay is it okay if i touch it yeah okay cool it's a very strange question to ask but you know they sit down in a haircut well i hate her question they sit down for a haircut and then they put their napkin or whatever on them and then they sit there and she has her like scissors and she's like is it okay if i touch you now it's like yeah that's why i'm here in the chair and i drove here and paid you money and i'm sitting in the chair it's free to cut my hair i want someone to say no yeah has anyone ever said no to that if i went to her i'd say no i'd be like no you can't and then just get up and leave it's like yeah are you expecting something i don't think this aggressive i just need to know has anybody ever gotten upset when they went to the hair stylist and the hair stylist touched their hair that's that's kind of my i hate when people ask rhetorical questions my ex-boyfriend was a hairstylist and he touched my hair and his hands were sticky and i almost threw up i guess that's what i got that's a good point maybe that's why because he was gonna give me a trim and then his like wet hands went on the back of my neck and i was like get off never mind yeah so if he would have said can i touch your hair you would have said no so it is it isn't yeah but she wouldn't be sitting in the chair ready for him to cut her hair yeah what if she decided right then and there i don't want you to cut my hair no more then they would get up you don't gotta ask them never thought about it uh my question was do y'all second toe go up like your second toe like your big toe is shorter than your second toe yes oh yeah kate's second toe it sounds like 20 percent of people have that no but kate's is like extraordinarily longer straight diagonal yeah i wish i had that it's so embarrassing straight diagonal i hate having my i hate having my toes out because the big toe this one's longer than that one just gives you some more stability you know no it actually actually unbalances me so um it just gives you a wider foundation you got a wider why do you worry about that you never look at your hands and think that one finger is not supposed to be long oh that's because everybody's fingers are like identical are they nobody's fingers are like they're all the same length it's like it goes your thumb your pinky your ring or your thumb your pinky your pointer your ring your fingers are all all are the same amount the same like how my left middle finger is crooked look my finger's growing too oh my gosh it's so crooked this is like going to the side i swear it won't go straight up like look even if i try to put it straight up it still goes to the side that's crazy wait what oh so wait no no wait wait wait i'm not fully understanding it no point it up no no point it up no look the tip of it is crooked how are you doing that no literally the very tip is correct if i try to really point that on the camera real quick if i wait make sure my nail's good no uh if i if i try to when you think about crocs you think the classic clock but did you know there's also a canvas clog a vegan suede clog a coastal inspired style a style with studs straps and lots of sass honestly i could keep going with the surprises you've got to see them for yourself because there is literally a style for every kind of girl so do your thing and head to crocs.com or a store near you now undo it it like if i try to do that it hurts yeah oh my gosh you broke your finger i broke my big toe me too so that's not as bad as that affected your finger harper and i went to disneyland bro that was actually so bad bad yes wait why disneyland is not bad it's the happiest place on earth no i was in such a bad mood the whole day oh are you grumpy i am not getting out of you i already know what i did she got mad and then you you quoted me all day after what did i do i was like your mom paid a lot of money for you to be here and you're like mommy paid a lot of money she kept saying that it's like mommy made a lot of money for this no no yeah who tells someone that though kate she was her mom was like harper do you think maybe you could just you just give me half a smile and harper's like now she's like what if my movie what if you just you just you just you know like smirk a little now oh first like a five year old yeah that's mine yeah i would smile like this in the photo and then reach i was like i was like and then research tried to post it and i was like oh i have a lot of photos to post about you if you wanted to post that and then she posted it and i was like crap like i don't know she called my blood yeah no but harper like got black making ears she was like i just need the black ears to match my soul today yeah oh i did get them like so you were like aware you were in a bad mood she was like trying to be nonchalant on the rides and she was like and then at disney just wasn't fun at all and then this one ride a snake like jumped out like it was like a jump scare thing she kind of like got close to harper and she like jumped but she's trying to do this oh my gosh yeah on the first ride i was trying to be nonchalant because i was in such a bad mood i was like this isn't even fun and then the snake popped out and i screamed like bloody murder it was so bad but um wait were you in a back because cash told me that he ran into you the night before so i'm assuming you didn't get much sleep oh yeah cash cash was like yeah he was like i saw you uh her up at the lobby at like 2 a.m she said wait he told me no no you were interrogating him asking him if he was drunk yeah you looked drunk i was like no no no no no no i literally just walked i'm going up an escalator like this and it's midnight in the lobby i didn't think anyone would even be there i'm going up an escalator and i'm tired because kate had the key to the room but she was already asleep so i didn't want to knock on the door and wake kate up to open the door that's so considerate i'm just really confused on how you got in there so i go all the way down to the lobby to make a new key and then i'm like going up this escalator and i'm just tired i'm like and then harper goes cash i was like what does where'd you come from she's like to the side of me as i'm going up this escalator it's like a scary dream yeah she was like she was like something's wrong with you i'm like what she was like she was like yeah something's wrong with you what's wrong with you something looked wrong i was like what do you mean something's wrong with me no like he went up the escalator and he was like yawning and like looking like this like looking around i was like cash was like what what yeah because it was almost 1am and then i was like something's wrong with him so he gets the key and then i asked him like are you okay and he was like yeah i'm playing uh what's it called the dutch bros or i don't know he said yes he said that he's like sorry uh uh rocket i don't know the game smash bros yeah and then dutch bros wait did you say dutch bros i feel like i did because i did say something then i was like wait no um and then that's when she was like you're not okay Do you know what Dutch Bros is? Yeah, it's coffee, right? Oh, good job. Never been there. But what did you think when you saw me? Wait, did you ask him? You were like, are you drunk? No, I didn't say in front of all the kids. No, that's what I'm saying. Matt was like, I said, yeah, Harper accused me of being drunk last night. And Matt was like, and then I was like, I think. And he was like. At ZocDoc, we know being a healthy adult is like living in a video game. Every day has side quests, taxes, laundry, birthdays. And just when you're leveling up, you have to book a doctor. The insurance portal crashes. They put you on hold. Your doctor doesn't take your plan. Game over. We see you. So we made booking a doctor easy. Download ZocDoc. Search by specialty, insurance, and availability. Book instantly. No cheap codes required. Find a doctor you love with ZocDoc. What do you mean you think? I was like, I don't know. She was like hinting at it. She was like, something's not right, Cash. And I was like, what? Because he really looked drunk. I was like, what is happening? Wait, I have a video. I want this security cam footage. I'll post it in the members only. So if you guys want to go see it. But we are all in the elevator, all five of us. And Cash has a drink in his hand. And it's not alcohol. But he's walking around the elevator like he's drunk. And he's in everyone's faces. You have a video of that? Yeah. But I'll post it in the members only. So you guys can go see it. When I went on a cruise one time, I went and got two Sprites. And I showed up to dinner with my mom. And I acted like my mom. I'm really good at faking being drunk. I think it's because I've never been drunk. Y'all will see it in the video. And I've always watched people be drunk. So. I'm really good at knowing how they act. Because my mom will be. I walked to dinner and my mom's there. I'm like, hey, mom. And I get like right in her face. And I'm like, this cruise is really fun. Did you know that? We're all having fun here because of you. And then she got so mad at me. She thought I was drunk. She was trying to keep her composure. She was more mad at me and Kate for letting you drink and Kinsey. Oh, my gosh. When I'm 21, I'm not going to be here. Yes, you will. Where are you going to be? Probably living out my dreams. And I won't talk to y'all anymore. I mean, wow. Well, actually, we're not going to talk to you. You already unfollowed with me before like that. Yeah, no one's ever like blatantly told us. Like, I won't be your friend for much longer. No, I respect it. Yeah, as soon as I blow up, I'm out of here and I'm unfollowing y'all. Yeah, once I start my family channel, y'all are gone. No, I'm serious. Like, it's going to be sad. Like, in the next year or two, it's like. Like, I can't. What, are you going to be at Disney again? She's not going back to Disney. She didn't have fun. Bro, I should have got those leather black ears. Like, really plain ones. Wait, should we go back to Disney together all five of us? I want to go. I've been begging. No, I had fun with your mom. Really? After you left, we were vibing. Didn't you stay like five minutes? Yeah, it was like a really fun five minutes. I stayed like ten. We got ice cream. Wait, you only stayed for five more minutes? Well, because my ride was there. And I know my mom was talking so bad about me. No, she wasn't. Oh, really? No. Oh. She wasn't talking bad about you? She probably was just like, Harper gets in these moods, of course. Maybe she was like. She didn't say anything. Man, I'm glad Harper's gone. No, I'm kidding. No, I literally walked all the way back to the hotel. You walked? Yes. You walked? Yes. I thought you were going to Uber. No, no. My phone was dead almost. So I couldn't Uber and I didn't want to. It was a lot of money. So then I tried to find the Toy Story Express, but I couldn't find it. So then I just mapped home. She's talking about the bus that brought us there. So it was like a mile long. The Toy Story Express. I thought it was a ride. Yeah. No, there's the bus we got on to take us there. It was called Toy Story Express. And you couldn't find it? I felt main character low-key. You couldn't find your way home? That's kind of embarrassing. My favorite part of the whole thing is Harper's like. She's like, all right, that's it. I'm leaving. And she's, I'm not even joking. She takes five steps and looks around and she goes, mom, how am I supposed to get out of here? And her mom goes, I don't know, Harper. Figure it out. And Harper keeps standing there. She's like, what do I do? And your mom's like, ask a worker. And you look around. You couldn't escape Disneyland? No, you look around, you look around and you're like, where's a worker? And your mom like, looks like there's a guy literally standing right next to you. Yeah. And she points to him and you're like, how do I get out of here? And he like points and then you just disappear. Mind you, that was the wrong way. It was the wrong way. So I'm walking that way and I'm like, I'm like, where do I go? So then I finally turn around and I ask another worker. They're like, oh, it's that way. I'm like, well, okay. So I walk out and then I finally find my way out. And then I try to look for the Toy Story Express. Couldn't find it. So then I just map all the way home and I'm like, honestly dead. And then, and then, yeah, it was terrible. You just walked all by yourself? Yes. It was literally so unsafe. I can't believe my mom would ever do that to me. What the heck? Yeah, I bet walking. Take you to Disneyland? I mean, your mom sounds horrible. Walking alone at Disneyland? I mean, you never know who's out there. Seriously. I'm serious. Could be other moms. Could be. Could be other moms. Dude, yeah. And then me and Kate were joking about how, um, how, uh, moms like get drunk at Disney. I wonder if they really do. Like get drunk. Oh, for sure. No, I was like, I was like, hey, do they sell alcohol here? And she was like, probably. And I was like, yeah, you're right. No way. No, they do. Because I feel like some moms like come in the park and they're like, I'm going to need this to get through the day. You know how they are. Mommy juice over here. No, honey, you can't drink this. No, no, it's mine. It's mine. Yeah. No, you can get ice cream. No, I was actually telling Kinsey this morning. I was like, me and you and Harper should go, but don't bring cash and map. What the what? Yeah, that would be fun. You guys are not ready for, for like Disneyland with us. No. What does that even mean? We like to like, it's like going shopping. Like after 15 minutes, y'all want to sit down. No, you guys are going to want to sit down and then it's like, let's ride this ride. You know, like that ain't even a fun ride. Just like, what was your favorite ride? Uh, the Incredicoaster. Me too. I loved it. I was so sad that we, cause we were like, we didn't have enough time to wait in the actual line. And that was when me and my mom got in a big fight. And so Incredicoaster was a little awkward for me and mom, but, uh. Awkward for me and mommy. What do you want? No, we, we did, we did the single rider lines. Like I got on by myself. And then like Harper got on the next one. And then her mom and sister got on the next one. And I'm just like riding next to some man. Me too. And it was like, like, I don't know. It's not as fun when you're not next to somebody you know. I was fighting with everybody the whole day. That day was just hard, bro. It was hard. Okay, guys. We're back, guys. We're back. And Cash thinks I have a crush on him because let me tell you this. No, because. That was random. Because I, uh, when we were, uh, eating dinner. No, not just when we were eating dinner. How about, you want to talk about all the times recently? Wait, wait, wait. Wait, did I miss it? Yes. Harper's been mad suspicious the last like week and a half. No, no. And then I did, I said, I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And I appreciate it if you would stop. We were talking about, um, we were talking about just now like how, um. No, start before that. No, I'm trying to say. Start before that. I'm trying to say why this was brought up. So I said something. I was like, we, that never happened, Cash. And he was like, why do you say my name like that? You're so weird. He reads into everything and he thinks that I have a crush on him. I read into everything. Here's what Harper said. Kate said, Harper. Describe like your dream guy. She said, maybe like brown hair with blonde highlights, blue eyes, six foot, um, funny. I swear, all my life. I was like, uh, I was like, is this a joke? And then she was like, oh, that's you. What? And then we were all talking about age gaps in relationships. And Kate, we were like, Kate, how old would you date? And she was like, probably like, I don't know, maybe up to like 30. And I was like, 30? I was like, dang. And then Harper was like, how old would you date? And she's like, once I'm 18, probably like to 23. But you'd be 24 by then. So it doesn't make sense. Well, I don't know when you were 30. And I also, on my, on my life, I think you're one of the ugliest people I've ever met. Whoa. Whoa. That's exactly what someone would say when they're trying to cover it up. You think that I would date on you? Kate, I would watch out. I swear, all my life, on everything, I do not have a crush on Cash. I never have had a crush. So I thought you were about to double check. Double down and say he's the ugliest man. He's the ugliest man. No, but I swear, he's pale, he has long nails. Whoa. You're just describing yourself now, too. I'd watch it. I still have long nails. You're pale with long nails. Wait, can I see your tongue, Cash? What does that have to do with anything? Stick out your tongue all the way. No, all the way. All the way. Beep. No, all the way. Oh. Bah! It's a white tongue. Yeah, you don't want that. No. People with white tongues have a bad breath. I was about to say, isn't that like, you need to like, scrape your tongue. Ew. What? When you have a white tongue like that, it means like, you have like, dead skin cells and you need to scrape your tongue because it's dirty. Oh. Dirty. Yeah. Well, no. Moral of the story, I've never had a crush on Cash and I've never found him attractive. It ain't my fault you described me. Well, yeah. I describe like, the majority of what teenage boys look like and- What? Like, okay, yeah. The majority of teenage boys are six foot blonde highlights and blue eyes? The majority of what I would want. But Cash's blue eyes are covered by his puffy eyelids. Puffy eyelids. What do you mean, puffy eyelids? I never even thought about my eyelids. I don't think I've ever heard someone comment on somebody else's eyelids, I'll be honest. I mean, that person, they're good looking, but their eyelids, bro. You need to have like, a lymphatic drainage on those eyelids. You need to air them out every once in a while. There we go. Ah, now they're better. But no, like, I'm saying like, like- He do look like he got lip injections on those babies. She's been very flustered and embarrassed ever since this situation has happened. And yet now- Wait, but what happened at dinner? Oh, I- That's what happened at dinner. Then we were all talking about age gap, and she was like, I would probably go up to 23. And I didn't even know that was his age. And then she looked right at me when she said it, and I was like, why are you- What? And then she was like, what? And I was like, I'm 23. And then he automatically went over to Kate and started making out with her in the store. Ew. Wait, y'all do that. What? What? What? That never happened. Kate wasn't there. - Why would you do that? - What? i said i believe that y'all be doing that for no reason y'all be doing that with kate y'all do be having a lot of pda that's not true who has more pda me kate kinsey or cash and cash and k but that's because kinsey's like respectful kinsey's like an amish woman and she's like side hug is gonna like get her pregnant she's like no i no one can side hug and by no one she means like her family like you can't even give her a side hug no me me neither i hate i hate pda i hate it so much this is kinsey like hugging her parents and everybody goodbye she's like that's how i do it i hate hugs like i'm really awkward with hugs but i i'm literally i'm more uncomfortable that you think i have a crush on you because like i don't think i just said you described me that's it and you won't drop it yeah i won't drop it because you literally brought it up again you're like why did you say my name i didn't bring it up today you brought it up today so why do you say my name you that like what do you mean why i said i didn't say it for that reason you said it like a conversation you said it in an insulting way you said i never said that cash i said we at least play that clip do we have that clip i've heard you saying i never said that cash in case you guys are wondering we cut for a second because we had to do something and then we started like talking again mind you you said this will go by fast today he lies to me too uh it was gonna go by fast today until a we had uh ad reads we had a film we still got in the way and then and then b and then b uh what else happened oh we had to pause the episode and we had to go do stuff and now we're back here so this episode got kind of drug out a little bit but hey he lies to you i mean he is your type of guy it sounds like yeah yeah no that's your type that's your type slightly fruity kind of lies to you a lot like fruity what hold on now and i've changed my ways because i realized that's exactly how cash is i am not slightly fruity i would like to put that out there all right fine i changed my new type my new type is um still very tall uh and very very tan and uh oh my gosh she's describing maverick i'm like oh no and also maverick short i was i was walking past both maverick is average height average height like slightly above like 5 11 yeah like 5 11 that's like probably average height's like 5 8 no way yeah it's probably 5 9 no in america somebody google it i got it i got it what is the average height for boys in america one day my mom's gonna get that surgery and he's gonna be like five five foot nine five foot nine hey i'm two inches above average watch my mouth oh you're short because you're scoliosis yeah i would be cash's height it is or taller they're like proportion we have a we have a theory me and kate we are at disneyland and i'll bring up something about disneyland in a minute wow um uh but um we were talking about it and we were like i was like does maverick ever really eat and and we weren't talking bad about you but we have a we have a theory that you're fine he's like we have to preface this we have a wait you think i hold on i just want to clarify you two girls at disneyland think you guys have figured something out that science hasn't figured out in about 100 years no i think they have figured out we were like i wonder like maverick he looks malnourished no i'm kidding yeah you we do notice that you don't eat that much you're rude little girl you know what malnourished fat eyelids i don't i don't yesterday i didn't like literally i went to sonic with cash for lunch and then didn't eat any of it i don't know why i just didn't eat anything and then i ordered food so then we asked you i said or i said uh or kate was like i think it's scoliosis his spine is touching his stomach which pushes it in to make him feel full all the time i thought about that is a crazy theory that was insane yeah it might be i know how ridiculous it sounds i was like i've thought about it before i wonder if it's like his stomach is affected well you guys are partially right so i do have or maybe not i don't know when it happens like what degree but it is a thing they have to watch out for is like organ cramping so it's like your organs but you don't have that yet do you worry they don't they said i don't have any like issues with any of my organs so it's not like they're too tight and if you do you're gonna get a surgery but yeah if you start to get stomach well your stomach your lungs your liver your intestines your heart like all of your organs would start to get like tight kind of recently too and they said that it hasn't gotten any worse and if it does get worse you'll get the surgery that's so crazy i was talking about his food this weekend it was like 1 a.m and i'm at um a lake house with some of my uh family members and all the girls are in the upstairs room all like my cousins were around the same age and it's probably 1 a.m we've been asleep for probably 10 minutes maybe and one of them goes kinsey are you awake i was like yes i'm like on a top bunk i'm just staring at the ceiling i'm like yes i'm awake and she's like what does maverick eat why does everybody want to know what i eat will everybody stop talking about me eating they were like at 1 a.m wanted to know what you ate and then it was like in unison they all just like arose from the dead and they're like yes yes what does maverick eat we have to know right now and so i told them everything that you're worried like about him yeah yeah no not being skinny they're worried about like vegetables and stuff phobia well i'm not that skinny wait do you worry about no no i'm very skinny no i mean like he's like a normal average build yeah he's not like skinny they weren't worried he got me up about 15 pounds heavier and then you lost it all yeah i lost it all yeah that's what you're talking about harper and then she was like i'm eating a churro and this is something maverick would eat and i was like yeah maverick gained weight but then he lost it i need to gain 30 pounds maybe 40 i just can't this is like my walk around weight wait i try to eat how do you wait how did you lose the way was force feeding me so much food every day oh really and protein shakes hey i'll do that force feed me she's like in the morning she'd be like here's 20 pieces of bacon eat it all because you won't eat any other kind of protein so i gave you a protein shake and bacon that's good yeah and i did gain weight i've been worried about recently for because uh there's some there's some statistic it's like men over the age of like 30 or 40 or something like a huge percent of them get colon cancer oh yeah kate's concerned about my colon i'm scared what is she trying to check it for you don't let don't get your poop shoe i'm scared if you don't get enough fiber that's what and a lot of people don't get enough fiber like your fiber intake is supposed to be at like a certain level i have a lot of fiber majority of people don't get it cash has plenty of fiber are you sure i get nervous don't you get fiber from like cheese maybe i get nervous he's gonna you don't even know where fiber comes from and you're worried he's not getting enough that's what i'm worried about it's like what if he's not getting enough and then he's gonna get sick and then he's gonna get sick and then he's gonna get colon cancer on me i really don't want that it's okay i would hate that does cheese have fiber are you only worried about colon cancer no other it's the other well it's just it's just like the highest oh what if i get breast cancer most common cancer cheese is the opposite of fiber cheese actually stops up you really stops up you it's like it's like it hurts your tummy oh no yeah we're cooked cash we don't eat anything with fiber that's what i'm saying it worries me it's like you have to like make sure you're hitting because it's like that's the most common cancer in men it's like seeds and fruits and it's like granola bars y'all don't know story really fast yeah uh so cash's alarm clock has that alarm sound that and uh while i was in the home where i was at in utah um that was like played every 15 minutes so they could do a round and uh yeah it just gave me flashbacks dang does he need to change it yes are you allowed to say every 15 you said the what she just said a home and you said i said uh in utah it's fine because a lot of way they played it every 15 minutes so yeah every 15 minutes they have to do a round so a round is like where they check if all the kids are there and if they're not there then they have to call the police to go catch them all that and um and so yeah every 15 minutes they would do a round and uh i remember at six o'clock every tuesday thursday i would get to call my parents home and i got to and i remember when it turned six o'clock go to play that alarm sound and i'll be so sad and excited i was like yay yeah yeah i'm so sad i really don't want to go back there anyways anyways um we should go back to utah no but have no okay never mind i'm never going to utah ever again you don't want to go like like skiing and i would want to go look back at the house and just like be like wow like what the heck how did i live there reminisce yeah kind of it was like crazy but i want to talk about something that happened at disney world again i feel like it should be more proper um i was on tiktok the other day and uh they're like glow up tips have good posture don't talk fast and i talk very fast and i have terrible posture so i'm gonna switch you can't like if we just talked like this the entire podcast it may be a little bit more calm elegant weird creepy and unsettling not okay um anyways yeah so uh like i we were at disney world and um kate was like i was there and i got on a fight with my mom like usual and um and me my sister got a fight like usual then kate made a comment saying um yeah i already talked about this i know i know i know it just kind of like pissed me off more like now that i'm thinking about it you said it you were like i wasn't mad did you just lie to me well it was a little annoying well i'm sorry i wasn't trying to be mean to be fair i'd be upset too if somebody told me yeah mommy paid 300 for your ticket so you better be nice did you tell her the exact amount too no no i know that was like i mean i really it was 300 and then plus 40 for your mickey years she bought you hey listen i'm not saying that no you were in the right at all i was in the right oh okay well i don't i don't know i wasn't there but i will say if i was your shoes you'd be bad too dude if i was 17 if i was 17 and some 21 year old yeah some 21 year old come up and it's like your mommy paid a lot 22 sorry i would i'll lose it i was about to throw a punch is not gonna lie i was so upset you were not that mad at me really i didn't mean to make you mad i just felt bad for your mom because she was like can you just smile and you were like no i did smile i ended up smiling you went you went do y'all have the photos uh your mom probably i want to see this photo please get this photo i need to see it but i am like kind of annoyed wait hold on if you ask for the photo of you smiling at disneyland right now she's gonna be like smiling at disneyland she's literally gonna say there are none wait you just asked your mom that they call her but i am really annoyed right now what no i was trying hey mom can you send me the photos of you me at disneyland in front of the castle um yes i can't are you are y'all filming right now yes oh okay all right call me in between filming but i'll send those to you okay bye bye wow kill it there's a spider over there someone kill it oh it's on the ceiling wow well it smells like um cottage cheese y'all like cottage cheese i never had it something does smell i've had i've never had somebody's cooking well i wasn't trying to be mean but i thought i know where you're trying to get out but it was a little annoying i'm sorry i didn't mean to annoy you it felt it feels like you're flexing like a big brother card i wasn't flexing a big brother card her mom spent like it felt like you were trying to be on my mom's side the whole time when you when you were the one that was supposed to be my friend because my mom and reese are on a team and me and you are on we are on a team but i just felt bad for your mom too because like i don't know i felt like it was unwarranted yeah i know that but then like she tried like i don't know i don't know she wasn't doing anything i feel like the comment was unnecessary okay i'm sorry i shouldn't have said anything thank you i feel like i should just go to disney by myself i mean like that would be so fun next time if i maybe pay for my own ticket so kate doesn't have to make that stupid remark oh no i would if i were you i'd pay for yours and kate's ticket oh i'm not paying and i'd hold that over kate and you can be like kate i paid for your ticket i paid i paid a lot for your ticket please pay for my disneyland ticket i got the photos oh let's see there's 59 photos okay 59 you don't need to see all show one of them i'm trying to get it cash she sent you don't say my name like that harper um okay here they are yeah harper you gotta stop flirting with him like that all my life i'm not freaking flirting it's inappropriate you're gonna make me like kind of weird look she's happy about it you look stoked in that i mean just absolutely stoked let me see it let me go back to the funny photo i mean you've mastered the like like side smirk no it's like the teenage um forced to hang out with my family smile let me see let me see i want to see yeah you don't look like you're having a good time what like we were at disneyland and you're just like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm just like it's kind of mean mugging jeez harper that was after her mom was like smile please smile i was so annoyed wait did you have me no i mean yeah i was did you want to go to disneyland that day not real i mean yeah i think it was it was fun it was a fun time thank you mom for the tickets but i don't know i know how you feel i've been there i was a lot happier on the ride with kate but that was before her remark oh hey that was before i got the pretty mickey ears a pretty blue mickey ears like my soul and look when i got the mickey ears this is what i looked like what did you get kate i got blue ones that said disneyland can i see them kate buys we've been at disneyland three times i told cash and kate buys new mickey years every time we go it's unintentional i don't mean to how do you not mean to buy them because every time it's never once happened to me no every time i go you have to have mickey years at disney that's just like a whole you know that's the rules but every time we go dang and 40 plus mickey i don't know if you're ever gonna not hear that well anyways i always tell cash i'm like hey are we going to disney he's like no so i never bring my disney years anywhere i go and then i you know we end up going and i'm like well i don't have my disney years so i have to buy some wow that's crazy harper what how many times have you been to disney four what the heck mav what you haven't been four times yes i went one time when i was 17 in california then we went to disneyland tokyo twice oh that was that was yeah we went twice back to back days i mean that's one that's one trip no no we went to disneyland in tokyo we went to disney yeah but that's like just two different parts it's one trip it's one trip i hope that you stay what i hope okay then three harper's trying to say something sassy hold on i hope that you stayed because if your mom paid for your ticket period actually i paid for him i we we share a bank account yeah i know but it was better if i said that kate makes kate's like the main reason you make money so it's the truth yes actually if i really think about it yeah yeah oh wait let me think about it no you guys forgot i deal drugs you can't say that that's so embarrassing for you i just did i don't wait can you drive your car i don't think there's a battery in it no it doesn't drive i can't believe you're fitting in that thing at this point i'm just gonna door dash pay way what are you telling me i don't really care why don't you just door dash like you're not letting me leave this house what dude i hate when he does that sometimes he traps me in business conversations and he won't let me leave yeah yeah you'll be like hey maverick we need to make a business decision you like lock me in the car gosh it's terrible i never get out of there kidnap you guys and i do not do that he does he kidnaps maverick kidnaps people what he does he locks people in the car and then tells them about god and like a 20 minute drive comes into an hour and a half and i'm like can we please just get to where we're going no it's not like that no it's not like that but you do the car is a perfect place to have hard conversations with people he does yeah that's why i was he does like doing that you've done i know multiple people you've done it too and it's it's crazy yeah we've actually we had somebody ask us uh we were all going somewhere the other day and there was one person that was like can we ride with you because you you did this because they were scared they were scared of riding with you because last time you trapped we will keep their name unconfidential i already know who they are that poor man alex and carla oh yeah uh he's correct already know yeah yeah because mav will ask him like hard questions i've already said i was like yeah they don't want to ride with me he's like trying to be a nice older cousin and ask them about their relationship no i've heard mav's conversation he's interrogating not nice older oh yeah with them sometimes you need to be interrogated yeah well you do when you're my younger cousin and you just hide in a room like a spider oh man call mom blast on the internet man i don't i man i would see i don't see that man at all i go to his house he doesn't even live there like a spider's crazy no like no spiders hide in dark rooms darker hole than a spider i've seen a spider today i mean i could see a bat it's about it kind of like a bat yeah you never see bats except when you do see a bat it's like whoa that's how i feel when i see him it's like whoa there he is he's alive he did walk in the house the other day and me and kate both verbally out loud like whoa he lives it's like seeing a unicorn nowadays it is wow yeah if y'all don't know alex uh he doesn't work here anymore he has a different job and he uh he so he hides from us yeah but he still lives like two minutes down the street with everybody else that works here so we still go over to the house all the time i asked him to play basketball and he doesn't play with me they talk to him yeah through the door i asked him to play volleyball he doesn't play with me we bang on his door we're like sad little like five-year-old boys you're like my friend my favorite is when pape calls him he's like he does like a bird call oh yeah sound like you said ow oh you know i'll just patiently wait to get my um payway no just get your payway no i'm just gonna order it no i'm just gonna order it right now i'm just gonna order it what kind of food is that a honey's your chicken it's so good it's just chicken for some reason this podcast episode's going really long we should probably stop doesn't it feel like that i don't know if it is though it's not i feel like it's a short episode but it's because it feels like we'd stop we did one episode stopped and then yeah when you have to stop in the middle it's definitely that we did it out of me we had to stop are we changing for the next episode what do you think should we no i don't know i don't know no i don't think i think you should just start another one right away let's start 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