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Harper found out Kate's secret!

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Harper found out Kate's secret!

The podcast features a lively mix of humor, personal stories, and light-hearted hypotheticals. The group begins with a fictional scenario of someone going into labor, sparking playful debates about the appropriate response—like taking a person to a bathtub—which evolves into broader jokes about pregnancy and secrecy. A segment highlights how Maverick imitates a real person, leading to comedic confusion and self-aware banter. The discussion then shifts to personal routines, such as eyelash application, where members compare techniques and share experiences, emphasizing differences in style and comfort. A heartfelt trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains in autumn is described as a perfect example of the season’s authenticity—offering beautiful scenery, great food, and a sense of relaxation. The group also engages in playful word games like "Bigline" or "Jibberish," using absurd language transformations to create fun and confusing phrases. A serious but humorous segment on emergency first aid arises when members jokingly suggest using a belt as a tourniquet, followed by a clear safety reminder about the dangers of cutting off circulation. The episode concludes with a promotion for a new back-to-school merchandise line and a reflection on how shared habits, secrets, and humor strengthen their personal connections. Throughout, the tone remains upbeat and interactive, blending real-life experiences with creative, often ridiculous, scenarios.

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- Kate Star is going into labor. She's having a baby right now. What's the first thing you do? - I'd grab a bath tub or I'd take her down to the bath tub. - Yes, grab the bath tub. - No, we'd all have to take her down to the bath tub and get her birth manually. - Actually, I think I'd pass out from watching, so I'd probably walk out. - What was that? - Are you pregnant? - She just gave a look to cash like, "I'm in labor." (laughing) - Actually, what's happening? - Wait, why'd she bring that up? - Wait, what the heck, what? - What? - What? (whooshing) - What's up, everybody? Welcome back to our episode. Harvard, what are you doing? What are you doing? - What? - What are you doing? - Uh, it's not gonna be my qu�. - It's not gonna be your qu�. - It's not gonna be my qu�. - Right. - Okay, y'all know that? - Can you stop doing that? She's mocking us right now. - Y'all know that? What is that Maverick's always doing? Well, he's like, don't do really guys. - I don't really, I don't really do. - Don't worry, yeah, I know this. - Don't worry, I'm so much better than you. But it's something you wouldn't understand. - Yeah, she doesn't think as you don't understand a Maverick. - I didn't realize that was a real person. - Well, yeah, but the real person's faking it. - No. - Oh yeah, but I didn't realize he was like copying somebody. - He maps the copycat. - Listen, don't make me turn my energy levels up to 200%. - Are you talking about the Princess Guy? - I will not be pretty. - Oh, Princess. - Oh, Princess. - No, but he talks like that guy. It's like, what a son. The difference between me and you is so big, you can't even comprehend their things. - There's a big hair on my lip. - No, it's still like this. The difference is, I don't want to fight. But if I had to, I would hide. And if you found-- - Look at him laughing at himself. - If you found me, you should know that it would be very, very bad for you. - And that's the difference between me and I. - That's the difference between me and you. - Kate, did he notice anything different about me? You're lashes? - Yes! - Yeah. - Wait, I noticed that. - They get bigger on the corners. - Yeah, on the edges. Yeah, they go, they go. - Bloop! - No, they're good. - No, they're more natural. - I like them. - Like they're more natural. - I mean, natural, I don't know if I, that's the word I choose, but they, they more. - They do look more natural. - My normal lashes are huge and big. - These look better, these look better. - These are, these are the best lashes I've done. - Thank you, Mina, for giving me these lashes. - What is, you've torn apart your back of your phone. - Wait, somebody, you out of my professionally does? - No, my friend, my friend, she's always like, she's known for doing her lashes good. And I was like, what lashes do you use? Because I am struggling. I need help help me now. - Send me the link. - I will, do you want that? - Yes, I do. - 'Cause they come in shorter. I just like long ones. - I'm not kidding. Kinsey spins, I'm not exaggerating. Like an hour and a half to two hours to put on her eyelashes. - I won, it's crazy. - It's so good at them, I can just pretend. - I'm practicing, I'm getting better every day. Today only took me like 30 minutes. - 'Cause I've started to do mine so much, like I do mine almost every. - What are you shopping on Amazon for right now? - She sent me the link, Kinsey the link. - I respect, respect, I do. - No, you're good, you do though. - I was laying in bed the other day and Maverick's always making that noise. And it's like 10.30, actually, it was last night. It's 10.30 a night and this morning I had to wake up at five. And all he was, well, you'll see what happened once and around, but it wasn't Maverick's voice. And I was like, what are you doing? And then I realized it's a real person. - Yeah. - He's actually hilarious. - No, you're going to this pretty funny. - The real guy's funny. - You're on a really good spot. - Well, I think I'm pretty funny. - What the, go. - Whoa, whoa, honey, what are you doing up here? - Hello, honey. Let's see the cut. - Hi, Baman. Come here, Baman. - Wait, where's the cute one? - Come here, come here. - Hey, you know I'm in a new, I'm in a new, I'm in a new, come here, honey. - Okay, those are really new noises you're making. - Okay, all he says is that. Look. - You know I'm in a new, I'm in a new, I'm in a new. - She likes it. - She's doing, yes, she, they're called her SpongeBob noises. - She got, she got some all it cut right now 'cause she just got a haircut. Look at her. - Yeah, she got something going on. - Dang, she's strutting her stuff right now. Stella is really strutting that dog toy. - Hey Stella. - Look, she's getting another lap. - She's like, what can anyone like to play? - I'm going to see this everybody. - Yeah, you see it? - We're going to go around again. - Ready? - Ready? - July 31st. - Come on, come on, come on, ready? - Yes, I feel, I feel really, oh my God, I meant to go, I meant to go over you, I meant to go over you. - Attack. - Give me the door. - I meant to throw it that way. - Stella, hey. - Stella. - Go downstairs. - Go downstairs. - Hey Stella, go fetch. - Go downstairs. - And she's gone. - Like that fell straight on my makeup and my hair. - Who do you guys think can do their lashes the fastest out of you three? - I've been doing my first. - But we wear different kind of lashes. - Yeah, they're different. - Kate does strip lashes. I do clusters, can she just clusters? - Yeah. - Clusters just take longer because it's like, it's like three or four different smaller pieces that you glue on. I just have one strip that I just like throw on my lashes. - Wait, why would you do clusters? Why would you do one big? - You used two big lashes. - I used to have really big lashes. - Because ours go underneath the eyelashes. - And so those will stay on for like days. I take mine off every night. - Hey. - I wish I could do that. 'Cause I love itching my eyes. - That's why I do it. - I can't slit, like. - It's off my eyes. - I love just rubbing my face and like rubbing my eyes and my face and my pillow just like. - Yeah. - October is probably my favorite month to travel because I feel like you can actually start chasing fall weather instead of just pretending it exists. Like we recently took a little trip to Blue Ridge Mountains in North Carolina. And it was basically everything I wanted fall to be. We booked a stay through Airbnb near Asheville and we spent the weekend driving along the Blue Ridge Parkway, stopping overlooks every five minutes because the leaves were just so pretty. Like we would literally pull over to take a million pictures, get back in the car and then do it all again 10 minutes later. One morning we went into Asheville and got coffee and these huge cinnamon rolls from a little bakery downtown and then walked around a little bit at all the shops before heading back into the mountains. And we hiked up to the Craggy Gardens Trail where the leaves were starting to turn all different shades of yellow, orange and red. And it was just one of those days where you don't even mind being outside for hours because the weather's actually cooperating. And of course we had a little spot for dinner that night where we could get something warm because once the sun went down, it got cold. I was honestly thrilled to be wearing a jacket. I think that's what I love about fall trips. It's not necessarily about doing anything crazy. It's just getting to slow down, drive somewhere beautiful, find some good food and stuff that just actually makes the season feel like it has changed. Booking a stay through Airbnb gave us a comfortable home base right in the middle of all of it so we could spend the whole weekend exploring the mountains and just enjoying being somewhere that actually felt like fall. - But I love these clusters 'cause I feel like I like them at the ends being long. - Yeah. 'Cause it gives me a more like look. - Have you guys noticed them like on you throughout the day? - Yeah. - You put them on right, you can't feel them. - No, I noticed them all the times 'cause I like my eyes are slightly heavier with them. It's hard to stay awake, I'm like-- - I just wanna say I don't notice them at all. - No, like you're used to it. Like I'm used to it, but when I think about it, I'm like, yeah, my eyes are kind of heavier right now. - I feel like though, the clusters, you don't feel near as much like that. - Really? - At the end of the day, your eyes start to get a little heavy but with those, I'm like-- - They're like, my eyes. - But I'm just like taking, I rip them off my face at the end of the day and it's perfect. - I need to get heavy lashes for cheer competitions. - Heavy lashes? - Heavy lashes. - I had lash blindness when I was like 19. I had big lashes. - I just go out of my lash blindness today. - Wait, I got a question for y'all. At a U3, who do you guys think, and this isn't like a, this isn't like a, this will be like a question to like dog on the other two, I'm just saying like, at a U3, who do you guys-- - Who do you guys-- - No, no, who do you guys think is the most talented at makeup? - Oh, probably Harper. - No, my makeup like over the years, like last year in October is, I still have like red, red lips kind of, but I did like bright red lips. - You just do like nose contour. - Like it was so bad. So I think it depends on what part of makeup you're talking about. - Natural. - Then, well that doesn't help either. - Yeah. - I would say that Harper is the best at eyeliner. - Thank you. - Kate is the best at lips and contour. And I'm gonna give myself a eyeshadow. - Yeah. - Yeah, Kenzie knows that. - A eyeshadow, wait, isn't that what, like-- - Never mind. - No, Kenzie knows her eyes. - Wait, do you know how I should-- - Do you wear eyeshadow? - Only when I'm trying to be fancy. - Wait, I thought eyeshadow is like bright blue like above your eyes. - No, you can use brown and glitter. - No, long live Kenzie before social media when she would wear the eyeliner every day. - Every single day. - Every single day she did like the line of eyeliner on her eyelid. Why'd you stop that? - It's got to be too much, I guess. - Did you wear every single day for work though? - Yeah, that's crazy. I've never been able to do eyeliner. - Guys were born like a hundred years ago. Y'all would never have to put makeup on. - That's not true. - We would use fruit. - We would use fruit as our makeup. - They used fruit? - A hundred years ago. - You used like strawberry. - Yes, lips. - Well, they had, a hundred years ago, they had normal makeup. - Yeah, they did. - 1926? - Yes. - What's y'all putting on in 1926? - They had actual makeup. - It's like the same. - It's like the same kind of makeup. It was just like a hundred years ago. Like in 1920s, that was when like the great Gatsby, like flappers, fancies. - I feel like makeup in 1926 had a pretty bad after about 30 minutes. - I've been writing going outside. - My great grandma and my mama, she sold like Mary Kay makeup. - In 1926. - Wait, no way? - When she was-- - Kate's grandma did the same thing. - My grandma did do that. - You know that was like a really popular thing. - So Mary Kay's grandma had a whole Mary Kay vehicle. - Yeah, my grandma did get the card. - My name was-- - My grandma had this pink Mary Kay vehicle. - Yeah. - Does somebody just fit out of your butt? - Well like, what did you say? - You know that was a thing. You're summing him fall out of your butt. Well, no it can't. - No, it can't. - Don't tell me that. - I mean, no, trust me. I know what you mean. I'm telling you. - I said the other day. - No, like I pressed on my stomach and my whole organ just shifted down. - Yeah. And it goes lower. - Had he done that before? - It's like, ooh, you get looked it back up. - What? - It's terrible. Harper. - Why not wish it upon my worst enemy? - You ever thrown a roundhouse kick? (laughs) - What's that? - I don't know. What do you think it is? - Ma'am, do that thing to cash. - I feel like a roundhouse kick is where you're taking a roundhouse. - Is that thing to cash? - Like this. - What do you do in flip? - We don't talk about. - No. - It's a number. - It's a number? - The cake? - The cake? - Yeah, cash would be standing there and you come from behind them and you're like, - Ooh, did you do, did you do, did you do, did you do? - Oh, this 6-1-9 thing. No, no, no. I want to know because I was thinking about a new way to start the episodes off would be a roundhouse kick? - Yes. - What is that? - I think Harper should roundhouse kick you in the stomach at the beginning every episode. - Wait, can we do it? - No! - Welcome back to the podcast, but wow! Wait, show her what a roundhouse kick is. It's just a kick where you're like just like, - No. - Show her, like really show her. - Just kick him in the stomach. - You're like twirl. - Show her. - You twirl. - You're a black belt. - I mean, and this is not an exaggeration. For you guys that didn't know, Maverick is a black belt and Taekwondo. - Oh, speaking of the other day, what were you doing? - Like I said, I am a very deadly weapon. - You do not want to find it. - It's 8 AM, it's 8 AM. And the Alexa was like doing some number or something and I was like, "Oh, the number is blah blah blah in Spanish." And I got it wrong and Ma was like, "You don't know the number in Spanish, it's blah blah blah." And I was like, "Okay, smart guy." And he was like, "Yeah, I can do it in what. " - I said, I know the numbers in about every language. And so she was like, "Do Korean." And I was like, "Okay." - And he goes, "Toy ta, Tee ta, whatever the numbers are." - I can count to 20. - Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. - Anna, do it, say. Ma, do it, say. You go up, you do it, a hop, you do it, you do it. You say, your neck, you do it, you go up, you do it. You hop, you do it. - Wait, do y'all not? - No, you know it's funny. He actually is, right? That brings back a core memory of what we were talking about. I never paid attention, so I don't know that. But I remember them saying that stuff. I remember them being like, "Ko, se, Fiko." - Have you ever tried Jibberish before? Because, like, like, they're like, "Medagi." - Yeah, it's like, "Medagi, Medigame, Medigame, Medigame." But like, I happen to go, I happen to go. - No, it's literally like the "Noimini, Noimini." That's what it is. - No, but it's real. - Jibberish. - Are you talking about pigletton? - Maybe. - What? - What does it even mean? - Y'all know what pigletton is. - Wait, if I name a pigletton, am I like pigletton? No, do you know what pigletton is? My name's Repra. - I don't think so. - Yes, you do. - Okay, I say, "Kids, you know what pigletton is." - What is pigletton? - It's, it's, "One, Hatoi." - Oh, yeah, it says it is a simple word game that transforms English words according to a few rules. It's often used for fun or playful way to the sky's speech. - Oh. - I've never heard of that. - I don't know if I was like, "Kids-- - That's what Jibberish is. Yes. That's the same thing. - Wait, y'all, okay. - Could we possibly all put rubber bands around our legs and make our legs? - No, thank you. - I'm dead. - Please, I don't know. - Will you do it? - I'll do it. - That cuts off the circle. You don't need to do it. Your toes need to heal. - Yeah, my toenail's gonna fall off still. Here, pigletton words, ready? What am I saying? L-O-A. - Hello? - Yes. - Oh. - Oh, school, hey. - School. - He has? - He doesn't really transform it, I guess. - He said it wrong. - Escuela. - Escuela. - Escuela. - That's Spanish. - Spanish. - Escuela. - Anna-Ebe. - Escuela. - I'm a baby. - Anna-Ebe. - I'm a little boy. - Anna-Ebe. - I'm a sad man. - Banana. - Yes. - Oh. - I've never heard of this before. - Wait. - Eat, yay. - Wait, did y'all seriously get my lashes? - No, it means eat. I mean, I don't-- - Wow. - Let's eat. - Eat, yay. - Wednesday. - Inx day. - Thursday. - Today. - Inx day. - Yes, sir. - Inx day. - Sorry. - Wait, wait, wait. - Inx day. - I think you're saying the word wrong. - Straight day. - Inx day. - String. - String. - Oh yeah, string. Yeah. What the-- Wait, how-- - Do you know Bigline? - I do. That's my name. - It's your name backwards with the first letter out the end. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wait, that's how this works? - No, no, no. Actually, it's the word. And then you take the first letter and put it at the end. - Yeah. - You'll be in ZK. - All right. All right. All right. All right. - I want every comment on the video. - What about eight to K? - Eight to K. - Okay. Here's a good one. Here's a good one. - Wait, what if all the comments from now on are in Bigline? - What? - And everybody that goes to our comment sections are just confused. - No, no, no. I was just like a way of a bunch of bots in our comments. - Wait, wait. - Oak day. - Okay. - Oak day. - All day. - Dog. - Dog day. - Yes. - You act like this is a crazy-- - Yeah, it is crazy. - No one else would know Oak day. How was that dog? How was that dog? - I don't know. That's pretty good. - You take the D and you move it to the end. - No, you got laggy. I am testing you again. Hold on. Oak tray. - Truck. - Yes! (laughing) - No! - Wait, give her a sentence. - Hold on. - Hold on. Hold on. Here we go. - Dude. - Easy to pay. (laughing) Easy to pay. - Easy to pay? - Yes. - Okay, I was like, yeah, you're saying you're wrong. It's not easy to pay. That's your thing. The way you said it was weird. - Pizza. - Okay, last one. Last one. Ready? I'm going to give you one. - It'd be easy to. - Okay, this one has to be hard. - Easy to pay. - Easy to pay. - A's a cray. - Crayon. - A's a cray. - Crayon. - A's a cray. - Crayon. Crazy. - Yes. Oh my gosh. She's so good. - You're just saying the words wrong. I'm having to do pig-like things. - I say English words wrong too. Okay, this is the same thing. All right, last one. Last one. Ole. (laughing) Ole. Ole. - Ole. - Ole. - Ole out. - I promised I'll know this one. Ole. - It's Illinois. - LOL. Yes. Wow. - Wow. Ole. Ole podcast. Two, three. Ole. - Ole. - Ole. Let's see. How does that podcast? So it's Ole. And then. - It's on cast pay. - On cast pay. - I also know how to count to 10 in an Irish. One, two, three. No. One, two, three, four, five. Three. Okay, let's try this. Let's try sitting on one foot or what? Neal with your foot tucked under you or squat for an extended period. Bro. What did I have to do? It's worse. - I'll sit on one foot. - Oh, you like it's fall asleep? - No, she's trying to make it happen. - You can do this. You can, like, cut your circulation off. - I hate that feeling. - Like this. This sometimes does it for me just every once in a while. - What? - She ran them though when it happens. I think we should tie a rope trying to like stretch my back so bad. - Oh, okay. Then you gotta sit like. Let's see. - We get zip ties. - That works with my self-hand leg. Dude, I'm not gonna lie Harper. It doesn't look good today. - No, it doesn't. - Yeah, because I've been at it. - It looks like you got in a shark attack. - I've been at it. - Yeah, it does look like that. - I'm not gonna lie. A lot of times you come in and you're like, "My self-hand looks so bad." I'm like, "Oh, it's fine." - But today. - That's good. - I mean, look at my foot. - Oh! - It's the hand for-- - Are you gonna-- - Are you gonna show your wrist? - Are you gonna scrub it today? - No, you're not. - The day she was looking over my wrist and I was like, "Wait, what? Can I scrub it off tonight?" - Yes. - Are you? - I don't know, it's hard to scrub it off. It's really hard. That, with the long fingernails, is really getting me. - It's giving Cheeto girl heavy right now. - But not heavy. - I mean, heavy. - It's Cheeto girls and your fingers were just in the cheeto. - If someone ever hands me a spicy hot Cheeto, that's the hand I imagine. - It was the messy nail. - Yeah, it's just like, "I'm okay, you never Cheeto." - Or are you okay? - I'm sorry, my back just turned sitting there. - What? - I'm sorry. - She said her back. - Well, I'm just trying to make my foot fall asleep, so I'm gonna put my leg under my-- - Oh, that would definitely, I feel like, do it. Yes, that's the position. - How about I just put something around your leg? - Can you do that? I don't know. Maybe the bracelets are in the butt. - The bracelets? What else we got in here? - What are you trying to do? - We want to, we want to cinch her leg up. - Kate's doing hot potty something. - Kate, do with me, Kate. - What? - Make your leg fall asleep. - No, I didn't pay. - I'm scared of legs so instant. Because when I do it, I'm not Kate. If you're not careful, your buckle, your knee. - Oh, that'll do it right there. Duck tape. - No, duck tape will actually cut off your circulation. - No, you should not do that. - Wait, that's what you're like falling asleep is. It's cutting off circulation. - Wait, where, what are you? - You're like falling asleep. Just means blood's not getting to that part of your body. So you're like essentially like pinching your vein. - Yeah, but we don't have to do the sticky side on you. So it doesn't hurt you. - Okay. Can I, oh, so basically-- - It's not her clothes. I didn't gonna hurt. - You want it right here? - No, I don't think it falls asleep there. - So I have a literal cut there. It's gonna cut open my leg. - I don't think it falls asleep right now. - I think we're already doing this. - Who's like has ever been asleep from knee down? That's never happened. - This is not good. - This is not safe. - This is not safe. - Matt, I really don't think you should do that. - I think you should. - She's a full grown adult. - What do you want to do? - In text, I'm legally full grown. - Yeah, she's no about that. - She is. - All right. I don't think that's the worst spot. Who's like has ever fallen asleep from shin down? Not one time has that happened. Oh, my chin's asleep. Oh, shin. I think that's never happened. - That's illegal to say on this podcast. - I think we should do it above my knee. - Which knee? Disney. - Disney? - You're so funny. - Do I get it? - It's not there yet. - Yeah, no one laughs. - That's not bad. - That's enough. - Harper, you need to be smart when you think about this. - Yeah, it's enough. - And you should be. - That's enough. - No, nobody's got to be worried. I promise you that is doing absolutely nothing. - I don't feel it at all. - Okay, let's just wait a second. She'll lose blood flow. - You got to do it here. It's like a reminder. - Never mind. do it here. It's like - You guys ever heard of a tourniquet? - All right, we need to be honest about something. Our group may be, well, sometimes it always uses DoorDash for everything. - It's not our fault, it's so convenient. - Seriously, it's like once a day, sometimes more. At this point, we all have our goats who orders. - Yeah, but honestly, DoorDash has become such a simple staple in our lives because we're always on the go filming, recording, traveling, or working on something. And something always comes up. Somebody needs a coffee, somebody forgets to eat, and suddenly we're out of snacks. - We've even used DoorDash during video shoots when we realized we need last minute essentials we've gotten batteries, waters, and other things we needed to keep the day moving. - That's when I love about it. It's way more than just ordering dinner, whether it's groceries, supplies, or sending someone their favorite tree after they've had a rough day. It just makes life easier. - And honestly, those little things mean a lot. It's an easy way to show up for people. - Yeah, that's why we use DoorDash so much. It helps us take care of each other and keeps life running when things get chaotic. - It's honestly just one of those apps we end up using all the time. - And somehow it always comes in clutch. - Got you, delivered DoorDash order now. - A tourniquet? - Wait, is that what it's called? - You did not want to take advice from these two. Do you not remember what they did in that one mean thing? - I didn't think cash is right. - No, I think right here would be better. If your leg is bleeding out, you take off your belt, and you do this, and you cut off their circulation like this and it stops the blood from his right. - Why would you do it like that? Why would you just put it through the buckle? - I know that you have to do it up, but the buckle's not gonna be big enough 'cause it's meant for a 30-inch waist skinny now. But not that skinny, so you have to do this. - Cash, you're not thinking it through. It ain't coming off. - Put it through the buckle. - Yeah, you could do this too, but then you gotta go, and you can stab it through. You try to stab it. - No, why do you need to stab it through? 'Cause it's not gonna save. - That's not doing anything. - No, it's loose again. - Yeah, you can hold it tight. - Well, yeah, you can hold it, but you're not supposed to have to hold it. - But if you're saving somebody, and you're holding the belt, and now you only have one hand to save it on, so you can tie it. - You wrap it like you do with the horse. - And then you do. - The other way. - You do with the horse. - What horse are you talking about? - Let me show you. - No, no, let me show you. Let me show you. - That's obviously probably good. - Wait, no, no, no, let me show you. - We have two different conversations going on. - Yeah, hold on, wait, wait. Everybody stop here and turn a kid. I'm putting on my turn kid. - Why do you show me how to do it? - No, let me show you, let me show you how to do it first. And then, no, you just steal my idea. To turn a kid, you're like this. Now, and then you have to do like this, and then you would, do like that, and you can actually put it in the hole now. - No, let me see, let me see. - So now, you can actually put it in the hole. - That's just okay, I might just have to hold it in over here. - I'm so scared, okay. - Wait, hold on, guys, we're putting on turn kids. All right, go ahead. - Can you put this around your legs? - Okay, Kenzie's doing a horse style turn kids. - Yes, he's like this. - That she learned. And what's that called, green something? - What? - What's that called that, oh, in 4-H. - Where's that? - I did not learn this in school. - You got, you don't know, 4-Hs? - No, two. - It's like, like, farmer kids doing school. - Like Girl Scouts? - Yeah, but it's like for-- - You do into like, country Girl Scouts. - Not it. - That's what 4-Hs? - Oh, hi. - What do you mean? - I mean, this is the worst possible way for a turn kid. - This is so inefficient. - I don't know. - I blood out by now. - He's dead. - I'm dead. - He's dead. - I'm literally dead. - Mef, I don't even feel it, can you? - I can't lie, my leg hurt right here. - Oh my gosh, she's gonna have to pull all that off. - See? - Yeah, that's really cutting off circulation there. - She's just gonna be mad when she sees that. - Okay, here we go. - Why did you just do? - Got both legs cooked. Okay, we just all turn kids on. - Should we put it also under our thigh like this? - We just have to wait a little bit. - No, it needs to squeeze harder, 'cause this is-- - I'll tell you guys what, you want me if you're bleeding out. Look, I'll tell you. - Quick, you're bleeding out. - Are you doing that? - Yeah, guys, we're playing game. - Quick, you're bleeding out by your foot. Okay, your foot's bleeding out. What do you do? I'm going to wrap the foot. - No, Harper, your leg is actually like, you should take it off your leg. - No, it's a little-- - Can you feel it? - I can feel it. - Turn the kids on, don't feel it. - You still feel it. - You feel that, right? Yeah, you're good. All right, answer right. Have it that way. - Your mom is gonna watch this back and be so mad at us. - Wait, what's wrong with doing this? It's not good. - Cutting off the circulation. - Well, yeah, don't do this, I don't get it. - You know people lose their legs, is that what you're saying? - No, no, that's how you save, what you not listening. This is how you save your leg. You're bleeding out. - That's how you save the top part of your leg. Not the bottom. - Someone needs to stab her like, get some blood going and then it'll all make sense. - Yeah, I can see it's right. The bottom half of your leg is cooked if you-- - Wait, wait, wait. - If it's bleeding out. - No, you can-- - No, you can-- - It's hurting gray. It is-- - No, it's not. - It's like when you have rubber bands like on your finger, you put rubber bands on it. - Do you know what that does? - Leg or foot, or like if you've got-- - To stop the blood. - To stop the blood. - Yeah. - To stop the blood. - Yes. - So the bottom half of your leg is cooked. - Yeah, you're not getting blood to it. - Yeah, so from the knee down, Harper would have to cut her leg off. - No, you wouldn't have to, your leg can survive without blood for a while. You know you can chop your finger off and then you can still go back on. - Yeah, my mom did that. - Our new back to school merch shop is officially here and we have so many new pieces for you guys. - We have these new Barcy style crewnecks for you. - We have these new. I'm literally just a girl's t-shirts. I mean, look at the back. And yeah, yeah, yeah, like you could be the new best dressed in school to do the bend, do the bend, do the bend. - I can't wait for it enough. If you guys want to go get you a new back to school merch pieces, you can shop them at theelopontest.net. Go get them now. - Really? - Of course she did. - Of course she did. - Of course she did. - But wait, play my game, guys. Look. Quick. Harper's leg is bleeding. I don't feel like it's bleeding from the foot down. I think we just look stupid. - See what you're saying now, Cass? You're saying when the blood returns, it'll be fine. - Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be showing. I don't feel it. - Yeah, y'all's turning kids suck. Now, let me show you my turn and kid. - I think you have a higher turn and kid. - Show it. - Everybody's watching. Everybody cares. Show it to us. - No, just leave it in my work. Probably not though. - Okay. - The issue is y'all did not the sticky side. You little whips. - But that shouldn't matter. - It doesn't matter. - You don't have a sticky side. - Hey. - It's a different style. - Wait, quick. - Yeah, do it. - To the third time. - No, I'm not showing you anything. Your leg is bleeding out out of your foot. What do you do? - Get abandoned. - No, you get a towel. Put a towel over it. - I like these situations that we're talking about. - What's the first thing you do? - Wait, harbor. - Screen. - Wait, no, Matt, we have a situation. - Okay. - No one solved it yet. - Screen. - No. You're bleeding out from your foot. Look, you're just standing like that. You're like, oh my gosh! You stopped bleeding. Let me put a bell over your thigh and let it bleed out until it stops. - That's the second thing you do. - Stop the bleeding. - Call 911. - Yes! - Oh, yes. - The first thing you do is you raise your foot. You lay down and you raise your foot. I did not know that. When I was 13, this happened to me. I was bleeding off out of my foot. I was standing like this. I was like, oh my gosh! - What are you standing on by the way? What is that? - I don't really know. I think it's a show. - Is it something real? - And a little tingly. - A little bit. - A slight tingles. - Not all the way. - Yeah, so I was bleeding out of my foot. - I'm really dreading going down. - And it was making a giant puddle around it. And I was freaking out. And then my cousin, that was smarter than me. He was like, bro, put your foot in the air. And I. I almost got. I don't know what that's called, but was that a pale? Is that what that's called? I almost got mad in pale. - I was in a one video where they're staring on the stool and it goes down and then she sits up and there's like this big. - Oh, my God. - Okay. - Yeah, that happens. - But yeah, if you elevate it, all the blood rushes down to the other part of your body. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's like when you go upside down, the blood rushes to your head. - Exactly. Right. So if you ever get stabbed in. - It's so swollen at the end of the day. - What? - Or your feet. They feel swollen at the end of the day. - Is that why? - Yeah. We're going to school long enough to do stop, drop, and roll. Or when you're running, your fingers get bigger. My mom has to take off her rings 'cause when you're running on the blood flow, it's down to your fingers. - Yeah. - Why did you take all your mom out like that? - Just like my mom's fingers get fat when she runs, so she has to take her feet off. That was crazy. - You could've just had like. - Your mom did not deserve that. She's a good woman. - Yeah. - It was crazy. - Just like. You could've said people in general, you didn't even know her. - My mom was saying here's the humanism she runs, so she used to take off her rings before they break. - Wait, Kenzie, what do you mean? - If we were in school long enough, oh, 'cause we were homeschooled. - Yeah. - They did that in like pre-K. - Wait, you be doing that in high school? - No, not stop dropping roll in high school. But in high school, we did do like tornado drills. - I believe so. - And we did the drills, what were they called? Not stranger intruder? Intruder alert? - Intruder alert. - What are those drills called? Where you get on the wall next to the door and you have to turn off all the lights and get low? - Terrible idea, by the way. Do not get on the wall next to the door. Sounds like a red light green light game. - No, it's like, it's the one bad people come into the school. - Yeah. - Lockdown. - Lockdown drills. - Lockdown drills. - Do you guys ever play four square? - Yeah. - Nine square? - I always. - Four square, not nine square. - What? - You played nine square. - You said nine square. - Did you play four square? - What's four square? - Yeah. - Four square. - Yes. - Oh my gosh, I love four square. - That was the best game there was. - Hey, I want some more hypotheticals. - What kind of hypotheticals? - Hypothetically right now. - What kind of kid were you on the playground, maf? - I was king of squares. - I was king of the four squares. - Were you like running the soccer games? - No, I was king of the four. I ran, I was never got out of four squares. - I one time fist bought a kid on the playground. - No, you did it. - Promise I did. It was Halloween. It was Halloween. We were all dressed up. I was the evil guy from Avatar. He was Avatar. So all the kids gathered us together and they were like, "You guys must fight." They did. And we were like, "We must." Everyone's right. Everyone's fighting. And then we started fighting for a minute. We got in a wrestling match. It was actually wrestling. And then we got in a drawback. teachers. I've only ever hit one person in my entire life and it was my cousin. That's cool. Straight in the face. Now we're at the softball fields. We were playing hide and seek. And I got really mad at him. I just y'all want to know something and please tell me. What do you do? I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember hitting him. It's really hard and then running away. Yeah. And preschool I was playing with this girl in the playground. She started throwing wood chip or either I started throwing wood chips at her. And then she picked up a log. A log. And she chucked it at me. She chucked it at me because we're like they're like hopscotch logs where you'd stand on them and jump from one to another. She picked it up through it at me and I got kicked out of my preschool for a day or I got suspended for a day even though I was the one throwing wood chips at her. The tiny little baby wood chips and she decided to throw a log at me. Do you guys think that we would have been friends in elementary school all of us? No, no, no. You think that'll help? Yeah. My leg is already going purple. I'm not going to lie. I think me and Harper would have been friends in elementary school because I was kind of weird too. I was. I would have definitely been my friend group in school. No, I got in trouble. You think he would have been in your friend group? He would have. And when I got in trouble it was never my fault. Like this one kid tried to fight me and in the like recess and I'm not kidding. Do it like this. Everyone gathered around because he's trying to fight me and and he was dressed up as like avatars. No, no. He was a backup. I mean they're gonna be purple. No, he kept trying to like punch and I just stood there with my hands behind my back and dodged every punch. And then he tried to punch and he overcommitted and he fell on the ground and then the teacher walks up and the teacher is like what's going on here? YouTube. My office. I'm like, but I didn't do anything. Look at this. I would take it off Harper. No, you know what to do. Put your foot on me with me. She only tells me what to do. I'll say take it off because I just do anything anyways. I'll tell you what if your first half on a sleep, don't worry about it. If it still hasn't gone to sleep yet, I can literally see slack under our position. I know. I know. I can put my whole hand under it. You can go ahead and keep that on. Oh, man. It's about to rip his leg hair. Oh, yeah, man. Look at look at that spot that I wax on max live. Yeah, that was like two or three weeks ago. No, it's still perfectly shaving or waxed. I don't see it. I shaved my leg for it. I shaved my leg for a YouTube video one time. And I'm not kidding. That thing was smooth forever. It's not, I mean, you don't understand how I shaved my leg last time hair is growing back. Yeah. Like what the heck? Hey, what was the scenario you had if like right now Kate starts going in like having a baby. She's like, oh my gosh, my water broke. I'm having a baby. That's not it. I don't know what you're doing on your phone, but I don't think that's it. What was it? Kate's are going into labor. The first thing I do is I, okay, right now it's having a baby. I'd grab a bathtub or I'd take her down to the bathtub. No, we'd all have to take her down to the bathtub and get her birth manually. If just her water broke, she could make it to the hospital. Oh, if her water broke, yeah, and water broke, but she says, no, it's coming now. What do you do? Take her to the bathtub. Like everybody else would take her to the bathtub. I feel like it's not the right thing to do. Kenzie, what would you do? I would probably tell you to leave. And now I tell no one to turn the camera. Actually, I guess the camera's on. Okay, what's it? Yes. Home video. No, I was manning the camera. I was giving birth. I would not stop rolling. No. Actually, I walk in. I'd be like, Kate, I just need to put this mic on here. Okay. Insanity. Actually, I think I passed out from watching, so I'd probably walk out. What was that? Are you pregnant? She just gave a look to cash. Like, I'm in labor. What? What the heck? Wait, actually, what's happening? Wait, why she'd ring that up? What the heck? What? What? It's a lie. Why do you ring that up? Okay, now I know it's a lie. Yeah, I haven't really thought. I didn't. I know the R1. No, she said, she said, what? Without that part. It's not what I did. I went, I went, what? You know, like was breaking his neck over there. Yeah, Blake was like, no, no one's going to believe you all one day. Not yet, but one day. And I promise you guys, when we get pregnant, we are telling all three of you on the podcast. They are figuring out the same time. Everyone's figuring out. Yeah, I can keep a secret. No, can you? No, we did it for a lady. Please, give me my own moment. It's going to be a great moment. It's going to be great. Yeah, don't, don't tell them. I want to know. I'm not. However, I can't do it anymore. You're going to have to rip it off. I mean, be careful. Be careful. Okay. It is. I'm not getting that area is very sensitive like hair. I easily do it. Okay. Wait, I just need to count down. I'm not counting down. I'm not getting on about to cry. It hurts me bad. Okay. No, please, no worse. No, no, count down. Now count down. Okay, wait. Yeah, count down. I'll start from 20 in Korean. You see it. It's bad. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Matt, what's 20 in Korean? Han that. Do. Okay. Han that. Pull it. Does that. Yo, it's I did though. His skin and the hair is all over the. Why are you still holding it? She's like, what? Harper's never going to believe us. I won't. No, y'all will believe us when we actually tell you because y'all didn't sell it very good. No, no, that was a horrible sell. I mean, that's like clearly fake. When we're actually pregnant, we'll have like, oh, like lifted my shirt and be like, there's a baby. That's how you're going to. No, I won't, I won't ever believe y'all because y'all have said it like 20 times. No. When we tell y'all, what do you think we'll do when we tell them? I'm not telling anybody. Oh, okay. Okay. I told Kinsey an idea. I had the other day. What? Not for I can't say it on the podcast because it wouldn't be for telling any of you guys. It'd be for telling my friends, but I can't tell anybody because my friends actually tell us all at the same time. I don't want to be the one blindsided. Wait, are you cool with telling all three of them on the pod? Hey, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. I'm not pregnant. You definitely are. I'm like, what is that supposed to be? She's like, you look really pregnant. She's like, you definitely have to be pregnant. She's like, really? You sure you're not pregnant. I'd start taking off those rings when you're pregnant. No. Oh my gosh. If I ever got pregnant, which I never will, I'd have to take out my belly piercing. Yeah. I probably would. That would seem so. That should be censored. Imagine you just let it in for nine months. No, eventually you have to take it out or it'll like. Yeah, it sounds like it'll be terrible. No, Harper's one of those people that doesn't look pregnant from the front till they turn sideways. Yeah. It's just like, oh, oh my. Oh, nice of me or you're very fit. What the heck? No. No, when your sister was telling us she was pregnant, she told Kinsey and I earlier in the day because she loves us more than she loves you guys. Yeah, wait, hold on. Wait a second. I've been with her since birth. Because y'all don't know how to keep secrets very well. For 20 something years, I've been with her and she told them first. She just met y'all. No, it was actually just met us. It was actually so funny, though, because it was making sense. She they had come down for like the night her and her husband Garrett had come down for the night and Laney texted Kinsey and I the night before. I was like, hey, do you guys want to go to Starbucks in the morning and get a coffee? And we were like, oh, we've actually been going to this different coffee shop. Like, let's go to this different coffee shop. And she was like, brick. Like, she wanted to go to Starbucks because she knew it's Starbucks. She could guarantee the barista's would write what she wanted them to write on our cup. And so then we're going to Starbucks and I was like, I don't think I'm going to get anything. She was like, get a drink, Kate. I was like, I was like, no, I just really don't want a coffee right now. She was like, I mean, Kate to Starbucks and her not ordering something is one in a billion. She just like, I felt kind of bad. She was like, come on, just do it like for the vibes. I was like, I don't really want a coffee, but okay, for the vibes. She also is so good at lying. It's very scary. Yeah. Because the entire morning, she was like, I can't go to Starbucks. I have like, or I can't go to anywhere but Starbucks. I have a nut allergy. She said, and she said she developed a nut allergy. Yeah. And she didn't just say that. She like went into depth on how she was going to these doctors appointments and talking and then she made a phone call because I tell her I was like, we've been going in this different coffee shop. Like, we'll go there. And she's like, okay. And then we all get in the car. She gets out of the car, gets on the phone, starts walking around outside the car. And she gets back in. She's like, okay, I hate to do this, but I just called the coffee shop and they're not a nut free kitchen. Yeah. No. And we were like, I was like too much. I was like, what? And she said they have nuts. She said they can't promise that my drink won't be contaminated. That it wouldn't have cross contamination with peanuts. I've developed a peanut allergy. I was like evil. I was like, oh man, that really sucks. It continues though. Because 'cause then when we get to Starbucks, we all order our drinks. And in case. sit down she's like oh yeah I'm just gonna go here and she's like talking to the baristas telling them to put this like she put aunt on our cups that's how we found out but when she came back because we didn't know yet obviously we were like oh what are you doing and she was like oh I was talking to the barista and making sure that they don't have like like they have a separate oven for the not allergy I have you know I had to make sure she went in so deep with me and came you're alive yeah I mean we were wait play the play the clip of Kate and Kenzie find out I'm not kidding this was Kate's face wait you have it if you find okay is pregnant yeah I don't feel happy I don't think I can cry yeah I probably want if I make a I think Harper's reaction would be it kind of what you did earlier you'd be like shut up and then Blake would be like okay you want to see it Harper yes okay ready oh here we go she just started filming in the line what are you drinking say Kenzie shut up wait till the end Kenzie started rampaging on her why is Kenzie or Lenny always so ready and Ken thank you guys for me oh my gosh she should not have told me in public Kate's a scary cry did you tell your brothers no they don't know yet Kate's the whole thing I did if I posted a picture or video of it or something like whenever a church was born like nine months later because lady told us then obviously had the baby and there's a picture of me from when I found out I was doing that face and then when church was born and we were at the hospital when we were meeting him for the first time I have a picture of me holding him and I'm making the same exact face like nine months later oh yeah she's holding and she's like it's crazy how fast time flies I feel like Lenny was just pregnant I know and now her baby's like six months old start talking like what I thought that I just started high school and I'm a senior I know that's why I said literally her baby is all of a sudden just going to be like eight and he's just going to be like chilling with us and he's in back with that y'all like this is so weird but you have the picture of it oh I was trying to find it but then I got distracted we'll pop it up later yeah yeah yeah but yeah no I don't know I feel like it's so weird I feel like I just started everything you know kids seem like a weird weird thing to own I feel like I'm literally legally an adult in Texas yeah do y'all hear about the new David thing what oh the rapper yeah wait that's not new the one who is making the songs yeah yeah but what's not a year old it a year old yeah you're right oh my god time is flying by way too fast way too fast I know but what happened with like I'm not kidding you know when you did your anti-play and you were like I mean yeah I feel like that was literally like a year maybe eight months ago maybe maybe a year ago and somehow was like three something years ago yeah now you're an adult like I feel like time Texas every day feels so long but then when you think back on it it's like no the days feel so long but everything else feels like a blur yeah clearly who does this having me on their podcast and they're paying for my hotel and paying for the flights there and stuff and I get to go alone so I'm super excited all along no with me and Brooke and because she knows how to like because it's not it's not a direct flight so we have to go on the flight then get it to catch another way which is called layover a layover connecting wait what did they film uh they film in Minnesota I don't know how did I think it was Canada wait which they came to one of our shows yeah must have been Canada Minnesota no we didn't do a show Minnesota Toronto maybe or New York do they go to New York I sure no for sure it's Toronto Chicago maybe Chicago if you guys know I would then I go to Chicago it was Toronto well I got a question if you guys were to start a podcast it was uh it was it was uh it was uh it was one of those I met them Philadelphia maybe if you guys were to start your a podcast that was not like the LL podcast and it was like a niche podcast what would it be my book podcast I think we were doubling the start of the whole podcast trend doubling the start would you say wait I'm gonna get canceled for that I said we were the start of the whole podcast trend yeah we like kind of podcasting on your weapon is discussing me uh it's called lipstick no it looks like Cheeto we didn't we didn't start podcasting no we didn't start podcasting but we were the first podcast to make a podcast targeted towards a younger audience that you know of now I think we were the first I'll say it I mean also you know I tried to do it we are the number one podcast do you guys know that right now according to Nickelodeon with the number one we won first place no but we have had like a lot of people tell us like I've never seen up until you guys had done it they'd never seen somebody try to make a podcast for a younger audience I'm just so glad that we won number one because like me too number two would have been bad wait let's see you guys think we're gonna get nominated again this year I hope will they vote for it's okay I still know we're number one but Harvard you lose world is yes see I told you and now told me I was asked for a season juice world every day you can see the pain in my life wait what's your video song by now yeah I listen to his song I have his music in the shower so loud it vibrates it vibrates the wall doesn't say every single morning I listen to the same juice world song every single morning you can see the pain in my life it's so good wait but you don't open up youtube it's my first thing remember when we were on Spotify and we were like up here yeah what happened in that we're not bringing like a new audience to Spotify we had the same amount of views it's based off of like how many new people are downloading the app because of you and things like that but we had a lot of people doing it at first because again it was like a lot of younger people yeah but wait what would all y'all's podcasts if you could do a podcast niche I would be another yeah broadcast program our oh no you oh wait we probably can't sing very long yeah you said book pod yeah my book podcast what about you Kenzie I don't know anything about it stop that deep I don't know what would what would your niche podcast be probably about my ego and how it's so small my podcast would be about like high school or something or like like I would have different influencers on that were my age I feel like that would do kind of good that mean like like I know it has to be a niche thing maybe like about like me doing makeup or something yeah I can see that like get ready with me I would like to interview you ready with podcasts yeah missing people yeah like yeah we have found them did you know we haven't found them but they're missing everybody still things juice role in his alive he might be you never know yeah I'll sum it in with my music probably he died from a plane or no no he was in a plane crack or he is no not crash he's plane landed in the cops we're gonna arrest him so then like he was like nah I ain't going and then yeah you don't know that though that's that's the that's what they say but nobody really knows I'll tell you I had a you're talking about dreams the other day I had a dream that with kid the Roy in it yeah he likes our podcast just thought sorry did take my crane kid the Roy break up I think they did I'm pretty sure I really like my sources are saying yes Blake yes Blake was over there yeah my niche podcast would be probably how good I am at soccer why do I still feel like you guys are having a baby me secretly we're not don't get your hopes up we could be pregnant we're not we just don't know it are you pregnant no how often do you take a pregnancy test I don't take them up so you could be pregnant no can you just tell us the truth wait you don't what do you want the do you want the start date of my last menstrual cycle like whoa that's what you're asking me oh no sure we want you to see your or rings that I will not be on this podcast keep talking like Kate always shows me her or rings stats on everything she's like look at how much I slept last night look this means this means I'm not pregnant this means I'm pregnant I don't know how she knows these things and I'm pretty sure or ring is making it all no wait I thought that too until I saw it and then I was like hmm low key it seems a little legit because all it she says it says it says when she's you know like moody does not say that you're like winds day at 12 o'clock and that yeah that's what I was saying she told me that she's like look this this is when I start my period I'm like oh that makes a lot of sense now but I don't need the or I do want to or ring just in case doesn't it just doesn't case I do know getting listen I'm all down for or rings I think I think they're great but I am confused like doesn't it just measure your heart rate heart rate heart rate sleep rate stress no no but doesn't get all of that from your heart rate and like measures what temperature your body is yeah so it measures your body temperature yeah How much calories you lose and that's it and from that it can tell how stress Wait, no, no, probably yeah, it measures your heart rate Which is where it gets the stress data from and your sleep data because your heart rate drops significantly when you're sleeping So it can tell when you're asleep because your heart rate and then it measures your body temperature Which is what they use for cycle tracking because your body temperature changes. It's like a very very small change What if the AC's just not on what what if the AC's just not on what if it's just hot in summer? What if you're just cold I guess I feel like I'm always just sweaty and hot so we just say I'm dying all the time No, your body regulates it so like your internal temperature Always on one mode How is it measuring your internal temperature from outside your body? Yeah We're gonna have to insert it into the body. Okay, that guy's no majestic Maverick just got no look. He is majestic his ego looks huge Wait, we're y'all looking at why does he just look like cash the guy she dreamed about why does this guy look like cash Let me see let me see this kid listen You got me looking at your own reflection. You ain't looking at how this isn't a Jews world. No, let me see I still see your shadow What that's cash if I post like this No, this is actually not Harper he's not ugly, but that was just a very Chad picture to take look his name is Chad like that's a child Yeah, I see him on the golf course and he's going he's throwing his golf club like ah Should have went in Yeah, no, he's cute. I just don't think I get a whole new relationship with anybody because I get the 8th 10 minutes Yeah, don't worry it doesn't go away Maybe it's because Yeah, I think that was a shot at me. He also seems very funny, but it's not like I like I'm not like plant I don't even know I'm talking about this guy for two episodes like I literally don't even know him Oh, no, he's stuck in your head. He's living room free. It's bad No, you're gonna see him in person. You're just gonna be like me. It's a seal I only go for like Don't make fun of yourself. Don't take cash sign. Well, I don't How tall do you think I am I'd say like six three six Like come on say that on camera Six five yeah, yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, that's true Because how tall was Benny was taller than you Benny lied about his height Yeah, I like I need to say it. I said anything was not tall. I figured out most dudes lie about their heights I know because I actually measured my height multiple multiple times I have people measure me all-time barefoot, so I know like my exact height What is it and then I asked dudes I say it next time I'm like, how tall are you and they're like six five? I'm like No, you ain't no you ain't but you can't tell a guy that because then they just get like offended and not cash is like Barely six - right at six - and it might even be slightly under six - no, they're saying it's over Dude's walk up. Yeah, I'm six three. No, they'd be saying six five six six and they like I'm short of them. I mean, I'm like Who ever did you measure with high heels on no every dude that's five eleven is six for it and every dude That's like six one and a half is six every dude is four three inches taller than what they say. Yeah, it's actually It's a bad problem. You mean they're shorter than what they say. I know to say that I'm five but one But I think I'm five but two you're five two. Yeah, that's a wait you're pushing four foot I'm five two No, Harper is five two or five. No, because Harper's five - you shorter. You have you're pushing you're almost starting with a four Because you're five one. There's no way the doctor always says five two my driver's license Okay, the driver's license. Don't measure you don't can see about to be tall as a two-by-four Having the same height since I was 18 you know two by four is like generally for eight foot No, just wait Blake is driving my license my license. Guess what it says. I don't care Your license you know how they you know how they ask they ask you right? They say I'll tell you They say you fill out the form. It's like what's your height? What's your birthday? What's your eye color and whatever you write down is gonna be put on your driver? Yeah, they were I was like six five 200 shredded that can't be right because what if I was like Look oh Oh they basically measured you when you got your driver's license my high says oh 501. Oh my gosh. It starts with the four We'll get the tape measure get the tape measure. I'll start with the four. No No, she's like five - like five one eyes brown Nice brown my eyes are like can see if it starts to the four. You're cooked five - What if it's and we need to do it on the wood floor? What if you're four 13? That's not a number What if it is that's five one bf 9? What does I even meet bf boyfriend bf your driver's license is asking if you had a boyfriend Where you seeing bf? I'm kidding. It was all my it was all my thing. Ew. So put your butt away put your butt all the way This is also carpet. I feel like it's gonna make you know She's claiming she is five - let's see. Kenzie. I don't believe you Like there's no way you have to be like 411 The way cash us to cross guns so much to measure you You quit looking at me Are you almost done? Why are you breathing so hard? It's breathing so you're exactly five foot one Ow, you pull my hair You're good You want another news? So the results are on with thick socks on Fixed these are not things. I'm just starting that out there with thick socks on on the carpet. You are Five one and a half Okay, which rounds up to five - which rounds down to four foot? It rounds up. It fits five and a half because point five you round up I think it was five one point four you were five feet one inches 40 wait I Think it's a I think never so it's over. Oh, yeah, it's over and I'm dreading to go to this game

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The group discusses a fictional scenario of someone going into labor, with members debating whether to take the person to a bathtub for a natural birth.
  2. There’s humor and playful speculation about pregnancy, with each member reacting differently—some mockingly suggest leaving, others pretend to be pregnant or react dramatically.
  3. A recurring joke involves Maverick, who is humorously portrayed as a "copycat" imitating a real-life person, leading to comedic confusion and self-deprecating remarks.
  4. The conversation shifts to personal routines, including lash application, with members sharing experiences and comparing techniques like strip lashes vs. clusters.
  5. A segment highlights a trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains during fall, emphasizing how the season feels authentic through nature, food, and slow-paced exploration.
  6. The group jokes about making up games like "Bigline" or "Jibberish," using wordplay to create absurd but fun linguistic challenges.
  7. A serious but light-hearted discussion on emergency first aid arises, including the misconception of using a belt as a tourniquet, which leads to safety warnings about cutting off circulation.
  8. The episode ends with a playful promotion of a back-to-school merch store and a reflection on how personal habits, secrets, and humor shape their friendship.

Summary:

The podcast features a lively mix of humor, personal stories, and light-hearted hypotheticals. The group begins with a fictional scenario of someone going into labor, sparking playful debates about the appropriate response—like taking a person to a bathtub—which evolves into broader jokes about pregnancy and secrecy. A segment highlights how Maverick imitates a real person, leading to comedic confusion and self-aware banter.

The discussion then shifts to personal routines, such as eyelash application, where members compare techniques and share experiences, emphasizing differences in style and comfort. A heartfelt trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains in autumn is described as a perfect example of the season’s authenticity—offering beautiful scenery, great food, and a sense of relaxation. The group also engages in playful word games like "Bigline" or "Jibberish," using absurd language transformations to create fun and confusing phrases.

A serious but humorous segment on emergency first aid arises when members jokingly suggest using a belt as a tourniquet, followed by a clear safety reminder about the dangers of cutting off circulation. The episode concludes with a promotion for a new back-to-school merchandise line and a reflection on how shared habits, secrets, and humor strengthen their personal connections. Throughout, the tone remains upbeat and interactive, blending real-life experiences with creative, often ridiculous, scenarios.

FAQs

The first thing you do is grab a bathtub or take them down to the bathtub to prepare for the birth.

Yes, using a bathtub can help with comfort and positioning during labor, but it's important to ensure the environment is safe and that medical professionals are available if needed.

No, giving birth manually is not safe or medically recommended. A bathtub is for comfort and support, not for medical intervention.

If water breaks, you should contact your healthcare provider immediately and prepare to go to the hospital, even if labor hasn’t started yet.

The podcast does not confirm any of the members have firsthand childbirth experience, but they discuss labor scenarios as hypotheticals or jokes.

No, the podcast members are not pregnant, and the references to pregnancy are part of humor or fictional scenarios.

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