Harper Explains Why She Didn't Press Charges On Natalie

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We're back. I don't know. We were here. It's been three years since we started the podcast. Yeah, it is our three-year anniversary, everyone, so. I love how you're re-erotted, really. It's our three-year anniversary. Should we have a birthday to us? We should celebrate or something. No, we should not. We are happy. No, I don't. We'll probably just get caught. Okay. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. No, don't. If you do it, I promise you. I promise you. What are you doing? I promise you. I'll do something back. Don't, don't. Let's be honest. Happy birthday to you. Right? No. No. You need a grand finale. Harper, come on. No. Grand finale. If you do it, I will do it back. It's on me. I'm going to be mad. And that's a promise. That is a promise. And I'm known for breaking my promises. But I will not break this one. It's just water. Yeah. Okay. Do it to Kinsey. She sounds like she's about it. What did you just do? Oh, she like coughed food. Y'all ever seen? Y'all know I can shoot in the air and catch it. We don't. Okay. But you can't. Why did you take so much? Oh, see. That got on me. We shouldn't wait until he. Yeah. I like that. Why would you do when I had water in my mouth? That's just stupid. That was really unnecessary. I had gas in my mouth. Gas. What does it mean? I can shoot it and catch it. There's boogers all in your notes. That went everywhere. Did you get it? Did you get it? That's it. That reminded me of this deeper off of Madagascar. Yo, I don't like to find the cashus space on me. Oh my gosh. His DNA is all over you. Ew. That's terrible. That is disgusting. I went to the gas station and I got gas. What? I always have money. You got. I went to the gas station and I got gasoline. Okay, there you go. And so I was like putting the thing into my car. I went to take it out and the gas squirted all over my new skirt. My old shirt. How much was that skirt? I've been wanting it. It was $88. Okay. You asked get on that skirt. Yes. You still wearing it? And that's why it smells bad and now they're still on it. I don't know. I kind of like the smell of gasoline. Imagine setting your makeup then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin. That still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Maybe it's Mabelie. I decided to be jerky. When I go on the car, I was like, "Beautiful." I will be jerky. You smell like a beet jerky. Yeah. Can you send me a video of you eating beef jerky? And it's just like, "What?" You were in the whole mood. Why did you eat mad on the airplane? Is when cash eats beef jerky. And when he stills my candy. And he does it like simultaneously sometimes. Like the whole diamond is like, "Urgh." I eat beef jerky in two places. Air planes and in bed. That's it. Like I guarantee you whatever video you sawd was I on an airplane or in bed? You're in bed. There you go. Now my makeup is ruined for the next three, four episodes. Yeah. Why three or four? Because I thought we were doing multiple of the things. We're doing one. One more. I wasn't going to share this story because I don't want to. I don't want to press anybody's buttons. Yeah. I don't want to be made fun of. Press the buttons. I'm going to act like I'm crazy. No, it's going to be my buttons. I get pressed. So I'm not going to share my story. Wait, what's the story? Wait, no, what? You've already started it. How you got to say it? I had no intention of sharing it. We can cut it out. Okay, what is happening? Where we can tell you it's dumb and then you can. Do you want us to beg you? We're definitely not cutting it out. I'll tell you that. No. Okay, but you guys can't make fun of me. I think I'm crazy. We will. No. I'm talking to you. Don't you want us to tell you that you're crazy? So that way, one, it gets cut or two. The people you have a chance to redeem yourself. Sure, sure. I saw the community pervert today. And me? No. No, right. Oh my gosh. I saw the HWA compliance car driving around too. No. A community pervert. Yeah. There's one of those around here. There is. Every time he sees me run, he breaks his neck. He only ran once in your life. Yeah, that one time he broke his neck. On a real note, today I sat out on my run. I was like, you know what? I got to do it today. I got to go out of my run. So I'm running. And flashback to probably 12 years ago. My mom and dad, whenever we were little, there was this guy in our area who kept getting arrested because he would literally molest women that were out running in our area. I don't know if we can see that. He would touch women. He would assault. Just like her ass. Like this? No. He wasn't harassing. He was physically like-- Is this kind of a surreal thing? Okay. Anyways, this guy, he kept getting arrested because he was literally like assault women, like out on their runs. And every time my mom and dad would see him, they would point him out. And they said, if you ever see that man, you run in the other direction as far as you can. So he'd get arrested. He'd get out. He'd get arrested. He'd get out. Have him multiple times. And so now this man's face is embedded into my brain. And I recently started seeing him. Like pretty. How many years has it been since you've seen this man? I've seen him on and off like throughout the years. So I remember when I was a kid, I'd see him. And then he'd go to prison and he'd get by, you know, whole thing. So anyways, what you would make after so many times, you would just keep the man in prison. I mean, if you wanted to describe him real quick, I can draw him. Yeah. Draw him? We did with a caring fish. No, I wouldn't care. What? I have a story after this. That's insane. Okay. So the man that-- are you ready now for the description? Yes. Hold on. So he's probably about six foot, six one. Wait, hold on. It takes me a second. So if you just describe someone here, everything. Hold on. Let me get the drawing. What are you doing? He's drawing the guy. Are you physically drawing it? Yeah. Are you having a chat drawing? No, I'm drawing it. He's letting the world know that you need to stay away from this man. Wait, here. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm going to have chat drawing. No, I'll do it. No, I'll do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Okay. and maybe half like, he's not fully white. - So half what, what should we pick some way? - Wait, what up, like Mexican? - No, not his Spanish. - Hispanic, black, Asian, Indian. - Not Indian. - Filipino. - I would say we're like Arabic maybe? - Arabic. - Yeah. And so anyways, the guy has this black kinda grayish hair now, and he has a man bun. It's like kinda shaved, he's got a man bun pulled up on the top half of his hair like this. - Wait, wait, wait. - Yeah. - Okay. - I said gray instead of gray, gray, what, okay, go. - I said gray instead of gray, that's all I got for y'all. - Today. - Well, I could describe his outfit. - Wait, is some of the hair hanging with the man bun? - Uh, no, it's like mostly pulled back pretty well, at least today. - How old is he? - He's probably like early 50s. - Any other details we should know? - I mean, if you want his outfit, I could describe you. - I like more in his facial details. - Face details, okay, no. - Who has a similar nose? - He's got a little bit of a button nose. - Not a button nose. I feel like it's a little bit of a bigger nose. Kinda like that one right there. - Oh, he's kidding. - Did he just point it out? - No, what? - I know, I'm kidding. - A little bit of a bigger nose. He's got some like kinda bushy eyebrows. He just has a lot of facial hair. He's not overweight, but he's not like super fit. I would say he's like-- - Well, I already sent it in. - That's fine, and then his outfit he was wearing today was all black. He was wearing these like sunglasses that kinda had like the straps. He had his headphones in, like little Bluetooth air pod things. They weren't actually air pods. - Is he like blue or greenish? - What does his eyes look like? - He's wearing sunglasses every time. - Okay. - Every time I'm seeing him. 'Cause I see him on the floor. - What kind of sunglasses? - They're like the running type sunglasses. - He is. - He's wearing an all black outfit. - Yeah, and then he was wearing like a black shirt with kind of like a skull and flames on it and stuff. - What does his face look like? Does he have cheekbones like Tom Cruise? - No. - I need to think of like a celebrity that's kind of like his look alike. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mavily News. Jaldamist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours, with flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue, just plump, dewy hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Who has his lips? What's his lips look like? Oh, sorry, I'll point him out. At some point, we will all be in the car together. This man will be walking if he's not in prison and I will point him out. I'm out on my run and I literally had just started. I'm like two minutes away and I clocked this man on the other side of the street and I immediately know him because he's the same man my entire childhood my parents said run away from him if you ever see him. I'm a big girl now, so I didn't run. Well, I did run. I ran in the other direction, but I had to run past him on the street because I'm on this side of the street he's coming the other way. So he starts looking at me, which is not unusual. Do you notice that when you're on a run? Like just guys like are always looking? No, I don't think I pass anybody on the street other than the lawn guys. Why are you always looking at the guys? I don't think I'm looking at anything. I think I'm trying not to pass away. I always notice cars. I always notice drivers. And I notice other runners because I'm scared they're going to like try to hurt me. So whenever I see a car drive by, I watch them. But they're watching me. I watch them. They're looking at UK. They're like, why is that girl staring at me? I actually will break my neck to look at what if this guy they turn about what if he's like that girl is so just weird. I'm staring at me. Maybe anyway, so this guy, he starts staring at me. I start staring at him. And the whole time I'm running, he's looking at me. He's not looking away. And so at this point, I start turning my head because I'm about to kind of pass him and he turns his head with me. And I keep running. And I get to a point where my head is like fully breathing. Maybe he thinks you're into him because you know, no, no, maybe he did. But I wasn't. Anyways, my head is fully turned at this point. And this guy is still staring at me. And so I needed to test him. So I turn my head away. And I look back. He's still staring. He turns his head away. I stare at him and wait for him to turn his head around. And he keeps staring at me. So we do this thing like back and forth. We're just staring at each other the whole time. And I'm like far away now. But I just kept thinking I was like, this is what comes and runs to me and kills me. Well, I had my I would have shot him. But it's okay. So I wasn't. Imagine setting your makeup. All the mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day, comfy grip. Maybe it's Mabelie. Scared because I was like, if he comes at me, like I will be fine. So anyways, I just kept thinking I was like, this guy literally has been arrested multiple times for assaulting women in this area on a run. And I hope you don't have the wrong guy. That'd be really bad. Wait. I actually, I'm like fully confident that it is the same man. But if it wasn't, it is. But if it wasn't the same man, this guy is still automatically weird because he stared at me the entire time until I was out of his vision. I'm talking his neck was fully broken, staring at me while I'm running away. And he didn't stop looking at me until I was gone. And so either way, whether it was the community pervert or not, you're still weird because why are you staring that hard? Like I would have looked away. If he looked away, I would have looked away too. If he, if he like ran up to you, I've got to touch you. I've got the picture. Wait, where were you going with this? Wait, if he ran up to you, try to touch you. Would you pull out your thing and chew him? Or would you, would you do that saying? Would you threaten him with it? And if he walks away, what do you shoot him? If somebody is actively trying to touch my body, yeah, I will shoot them. If he's just like walking up, I'll pull it out and let him decide what he wants to do. Yeah, same. Well, just letting you know, you might go to jail. If I'm scared about a man grabbing me, I guess I can show you. You have to be in fear of your life. I am in fear of my life. Strangeman is crazy. No, he is you. It's Kate's always in fear of her. It has to be that with reasonable force. All right, let's just shoot them in the knee. Let's also make our photos. Okay, nobody, I say. Okay, yeah, no, what does it go? All right, Kate. Wait, are we going to send them into the group? I just, I feel like mine is the best. All right, I can't show you mine. I can see you start. I really feel like mine is the best. Okay, ma'am, you start. Okay. Mine should go last, but okay, here we go. Ready, three, two, one. Okay. Okay. Oh my gosh, you copied me! That's me! Wait, is that a heartless photo? That's crazy. What the heck? What? It's pretty much what you did. Look, show the original photo of Harper. Crazy. That is crazy. That's crazy. That doesn't even look like me. Ma'am's guy looks exactly like my guy. Mine too! Mine too! I mean, they're discarded too good. Wait, is this him? Is that the man? Mine looks a bit different than that. It's a pretty similar picture. Show yours. Mine's like hot. Oh my gosh, they're all the same. Wait, let me see yours. What about mine? Wait, I got that same one, Harper. Look. I have to go the same one. Okay, what about yours? I did it. I got the same one. There's that one. And then there's a Chuckie version. Let me see. Let me see. And there's a skinny version. Okay. I'm going to go with the same version. That one is not it. Oh man. It's a closest. I mean, they're all identical. They all look identical. No. If I'm going based off of what? I think that one's the closest one. That's good. That's good. That's just because he looks like a freeseer. That's because I don't. Let me see. I said make my guy a pervert. And that's what it did. He went. He went. Well, my Chachupeteer's blog post made it like some guy from a book novel. Dude, my Chachupeteer, like, I asset things that it won't do because I'm a minor. So, like, I think some really young. And it's so nice. How does your Chach know how old you are? Wait, everybody. I'm never talking about it. Everybody text me your photos so I can pop them up. Yeah. Well, moral of the story. If the community pervert sees this. Oh, wow. Don't look at me again, please. Okay, but on a real note, like, does he look anything like our photos or no? Yes. Really? Yeah. We should put photos up up around the neighborhood. Wow. Some random guy. Taking. Wow. If anybody sees this guy. It's just so weird. And then I saw a mom. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours. With flexible all-day comfy grip. No tightness. No stickiness. No residue. Maybe it's Mavily. Walking that direction with her kid, so I stopped her and I told her. Oh, where was I? Wait, you stopped and told her? Yeah, I did. I said, hey, just, you know, there's this guy. He's just like staring at me weird up there. She was like, oh, she's going to run. I'm just saying, like, there could even be a possibility. Your parents just pointed out the wrong guy 20 years ago. And now you're telling people that this man is a person. Wait, why not just call the pedophile as a pervert? I'm just saying, maybe we should double-- Make sure our facts are in line. That's why I'm not posting a picture of him. You're telling people that-- Actually, we did. We just posted a picture of him. No, actually, I'm telling people because either way, like I said, whether it was this guy or not, it was. But whether it was him or not, the man that I saw today was still weird. I see. Better safe than sorry. Yes. But either way, the guy was weird. Like, staring at somebody when they're running. Staring at like a young woman while she's running like that. Breaking your neck and just staring at her until you can't see her anymore. Like, that's weird. You've been running a lot. Thank you. How far are you running now? She got abs. She got abs. Yeah, I did. That's whatever. How far are you running? She just hopped a lot. She got abs. She got abs for miles today. Four miles. But that was like my long run this week. That was like the most-- One time I ran half a mile and I had a panic attack. So-- Half a mile and a panic attack. Yeah. And I couldn't breathe at all. That's real. I was like freaking out. But it was also controlling your breathing. Controlling your breathing is like one of the hardest parts of running. Wait. You were running with a line. Oh, Cash, let's not get distracted. Not literally, I ran. But I walked out the door of the house. Maybe five minutes after you took off. Yeah. Y'all want to know something? Always tells me not to get on my phone now. Yeah. When I lost a vision of mine. I know. My guy. Hey, I don't-- So for those of you all who don't know, Kate and Kenzie Ben on our workout kick. And like, I mean, they've been working. Oh my gosh. It is so annoying, too. Listen. Ah! There is nothing worse than your wife waking up at 6 a.m. to go workout. There is. And you lay in bed for another three hours. I feel so guilty. So guilty. It doesn't make me feel good. Mm-hmm. You guys should really stop that. Babes that we were Pilates maxing. Yeah. Here's the thing. They go to Pilates. Hot Pilates. And then they come back. And then they run. Like, what? Yeah. After hot Pilates, they go for like five, six, seven mile run. It does not look like Harper. I do. I had to make a look like a Harper. It looks like Harley. It looks like a little bit more like Harley. Did you take a photo of me? No, I just described you. That is kind of crazy for just describing, though, no? It's just a microphone. My taste is like-- My girl's right here, dude. Yeah. He's exactly what she said actually. I'm gonna describe myself, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Kenzie and I, we've been trying to get cash from apps to come to hot Pilates with us and they won't come. I think they're going to fail miserably. I don't understand how on earth you think we'd fail miserably. You just do. Oh my gosh. They didn't learn. They did this with a half marathon. Every man who walks in there, even if they're like super athletic looking, they look like they go to the gym like two times a day, maybe three times a day. Stop describing me, Kenzie. Please. You could have just said cash. It would have been a way easier. Those high quality men, they fail. And they're like grunting and making weird. High quality men. What do you think we are? Hold on. What in the world just happened? What in the world? Do you think we must be like super high quality women? Obviously, I don't think you should go to hotplotties anymore Kenzie has not learned because they said we couldn't run a half marathon And so me and Pape went and ran a half marathon. I never said you couldn't run a half marathon with absolutely no training and did it I never said that you couldn't run a half marathon. She did that was between all the guys. I just think that listen You might take a long time. I think you guys will go in there and I actually do think you will be able to complete the workout and do it I'm not saying you can't do it. I just think it'll be more of a challenge than you guys think it'll be I don't really care So I will probably just quit because I don't care Whoa, but cash on the other hand will probably also quit if he doesn't care, but if he does care He's he's not going to stop. I mean, he's going to sit there and laugh at you why he does Pilates and ask you is this supposed to be hard? I'm the Pilates master. I try to go to work out. What if we bring him in there and they're like Yeah, what if we're in there and we're just like is this supposed to be hard? There's no big be really sad because it's really hard. Yeah, I imagine we were like all right. Let's go again Yeah, we can't do that. We have to act like it's hard. Yeah, I have to act so if we go just know that we're gonna act like it's hard We might even quit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, Harper. You're gonna come with us, right? I will yes if I wake up That's hard to get you out of bed. That is the hardest part this morning. Can't can see every single every single time the y'all go she's like Alexa Set an alarm for 630. I'm like Well, you're Alexa problem is you're waking up 30 minutes before I have to go Alexa Set an alarm for 635 Alexa set an alarm for 640 Alexa set up for 645 She doesn't get up and then last night she goes do not do that I just need one alarm just one. I do not need four alarms. I would do what happened Abigail and I said we said we're leaving at 7 and then at 7.01 I walked up here I said Kinsey you didn't answer and then Abigail said we'll give her we'll give her till 7.02 because we had to pick my sister up to and We still had to get there in time for class. So we were like did y'all leave without her? We were about to and right as we got in the car. She was like I'm I was I was getting dressed and I said ma'am look at my phone to see if they like called her texted and there wasn't anything so I was like okay I never know if I should this whole summer I've woken up at like one oh she wants you to call her She's gonna be upset if you leave her. Yeah, but see here's the thing is if it's 7 o'clock I'm supposed to leave at 7 and then I call you at 7 and I'm like hey are you coming and you're asleep now? I got to wait for you to get ready. No if I'm asleep then I just be like I'm asleep. Oh Yeah, no, she's definitely needs multiple alarms. And then that just wakes me up to the point where I Unfortunately at like 6.30 You should wake up if I'm awake because I'm already awake and I have to go play video games for like two hours. Have you been doing that? Yeah, I'll play Rocket a lot of times. Do you play Rocket League? Yeah, I want to win you. I don't play though I only play we're really bad, but we love Rocket League. Yeah, where are you? Why haven't you been playing Rocket League? Yes, there's there's definitely a boy that plays Rocket. No. No. What boy plays Rocket League that got you to play Rocket League? Yo, I got it to describe me. No, no, no. Yeah, I just finished mine too for Kate and it just made it Harper, but with brown hair Let me see let it be back to the picture. You're not describing like facial features or anything Really well the first time I had described it here. What's you actually that looks pretty like much like me? That is Harper. Well, no harbor take a harbor take a picture of her. Oh, I didn't I said well actually once I described it it said After I'd described it for Kate it said Can't make prompt it violates our guidelines and for her what how did you describe her for harassment and bullying? What did you say? What did you say about her all I said was? You can read it. I said a lot a five ten and five not ten. Okay, she claims she's five nine Maybe five eight. I miss being short. I make a girl five ten white girl with brown hair and light blonde highlights Just a little bit and I blue eyes long eyelashes make her pretty and make her have a white tank top and pink skirt She should start saying you're like five seven five six to make them one guy say they're like six foot You should be like I just don't think so. I Mac does look a lot like Raza. I just like why are we saying that it was Raza? Okay, you know what I disagree? Really if a girl I know doesn't play video games and now suddenly is playing Rocket League. She is possibly Playing with a guy. That is literally how I use chat though I'm like I just texted that in the group chat. That's a check He did If you want to sit down in the wrong chat dude everyone would have just been like What's wrong with you man? They're like is Kinsey playing Rocket League? No, it's just it's hard for she's yeah It says Rocket League is a game that a lot of guys play and it's common for people to start playing a game because someone they know is talking or about it or why are we asking? I ask chat things like it's literally the 100% no all that knows everything. It solves all my problems I'm like am I right and it's just like you are correct I'm like thank you. Yeah, it's like it's like you or it's like I saw this P.O.V. on Tadek dog where it's like P.O.V. if you murder somebody also chat you but he's lucky like an op like it will call the cops on you. What? What did you do to chat? So one time I acted like I was like I acted like I murdered somebody Well, yeah, it's gonna call the call. I said I was like I stabbed somebody 10 times and they were like it's okay calm down Take a few deep breaths. I do have to call the cops on you though So then it was like three two one and like sent my phone over to the cops. So I hung up really fast. Yeah What yeah, why don't I was asking something to about I was watching the Michael Michael Jackson documentary then I was like if this happened blah blah blah Does that make this person guilty? And it was like did you do this and I was like no no, not me Yeah, I was trying to For the the it's it will probably actually be out by the time this comes out or coming out We pranked Harper with an exploding glitter dumpling Okay, and we're back because we accidentally described something that would have been banned off YouTube. Yeah Um all you guys know is we almost blew our head off. Yeah. Yeah, we we We made something What time you all usually go to bed by cuz I keep yawning and people probably think I'm crying go to bed dude I'm in bed. Wait, what do you mean? Why is that a question like you normally go to bed by one o'clock? You said that like there was a good thing Two a.m. You were like no, I'll be honest. I'll get in bed by two a.m. At least yeah, cuz you know why let me tell you something Why is it considered lazy if you don't wake up in the morning? Yeah But but let me tell you it should be considered lazy the earlier you go to bed Yeah, that means you're calling a quits. You're giving up. You're like, I gotta go to sleep. I go to bed at like four a.m. Each night. Yeah, and you you stayed up all night. You were the opposite of easy. I want you to think about this I did that the world operates on a 24 hour timeline. Mm-hmm. Okay, so I It literally work for two days and you only work for one. Yeah, because I'm working after midnight Exactly, which is a whole another day, which means I'm working today You can't consider it work when you're playing a game And I go to bed at the same time as you and I still wake up earlier than you first off grinding ranked is work Okay, it's not easy and why did you just say grinding ranked? It's a video game thing. Okay, okay, and you gotta understand Yeah, you need to play walk it hard for you. No, I don't know. I don't play video games Okay, it's definitely a boy then. Oh, yeah Well, I think you should go to bed earlier. I probably should but my problem is his chest here. Wait, wait, hold on everybody actually say the time they go to bed Really, like I'll sleep honestly on average without a time. Yeah, I just saw her eyes closed this summer last this last week just say time 2 a.m. 2 a.m. 3 a.m. 12 30 11 45 I have two answers nine I closed my eyes at 11, but then I stay awake till 2 a.m. Until math finally that is not true That is not true. That's what Kate does last night last night. I went to sleep because I took three things of melatonin I can't sleep without last night Typically I don't hate when to bed way ahead of me last night and then I finally come to bed and I like sneak in bed And I lay there and then all of a sudden she just wakes up. She knows the second I lay down. She wakes up and she comes over She's like and she comes lay on me and she's like you did it. You didn't hurt me. You didn't hurt me That's what she says at 2 a.m. When I wake up you didn't hurt me Kinsey will be literally like I won't even be on my phone. I'll just be laying there asleep Like trying to go to sleep and she'll in her sleep just be like get off your phone I'm telling me something. It's probably a lie. Oh, she will yeah the other night. We're laying in bed. I'm sitting there. It's like 2 a.m. I'm on chat. I'm on my phone And I'm playing and she and I'm sitting up in bed like fully sitting up and she's lying there and she rolls over and looks at me and Not looks at me her eyes are closed, but she rolls over like looking in my direction. She goes I don't know where the mystery pot is No, she was in the youtube video. I said I mean the middle of the game I'm so calmly. I just look at her go The mystery pot is like and she goes The mystery pot. I don't know. I don't know And she rolls over and goes back to sleep And I was like mystery pot don't forget mystery pot. I'm gonna forget this tomorrow That's so fine. Why do you know why you said that? She's trying to get a la booboo. I think oh my gosh No, I think it's because of my fantasy books. I've been reading they'll have like magic and stuff in them and I was not talking about mystery pots. I was talking about how you like we're like trying to get him to not be on his phone So you told them not to be on his phone or mava's like kids he took my phone And so I made her pay instead of just going to bed like she wanted me to I talked to her for hours. Yeah I just like remember now that we're talking about dreams and stuff and mystery pots. Um, I just I remember last night that I had a dream and I woke about like I woke about like 7 a.m. This morning from the dream and I was freaking out and Basically, no, it was like so scary like I'm there. I haven't had a nightmare in so long But I ate cheese last night, so that's probably why she says that to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, y'all try it. It gives you lucid dreams All right, it's not about you actually Harper. What? It was me and you Yeah, she's the leprechaun heart, but we're trying to find the mystery There wasn't really much to it. We're just at the lake and we're sitting down on a picnic and we're just sitting there and we're like Yeah, I love Jesus and you're like, yeah, I love Jesus. Oh, we're like, wow, let's just go No, that was a whole dream. That's so cool. I remember about last night. Yeah, the only thing I remember on my dream was I remember Me and Brooke were in my car and what okay? Is there candy? Uh, anyways, actually, yeah, the scam me and Brooke me and Brooke. What are those? Pinatas, but what was it shaped before you crushed it? console, but I'll tell you what happened. Yeah, I'd love to hear your dream. So what are you getting interrupted? So me and Brooke were in the car and usually me and Brooke are pretty nice to each other Usually yeah, sometimes we're a little feisty and um what but what do you do that's feisty to Brooke? Just like stop bro. Just stop Like that um you ever hiss at her like that. I've never tried that, but maybe you should that's my favorite thing to do in an argument anytime someone's yelling I was like he does he always says why do you hiss with your mouth open? I don't know anytime sure your teeth case starts going off with me and I'm just like Yeah, but I would hate that. That's what they're doing. Yeah, I can't really hate But you're like this cash like And so like you're like Because it feels like you're showing me that I'm mad. Yeah. Yeah, I would be so honest. I like look start start yelling at me for a job Yeah, I'd be like I'd be like you're ugly On your mom. I did it on my mom. I mean y'all should try that. Anyway, so what are you saying? You're brook we're going I mean your mom tried on your kids. So basically um So basically we were in the car me and Brooke and we were driving and I remember I like start like feeling Weird and I think I think some things like start like tingling on my body So I totally go numb and I fall into the dashboard while you're driving well. I'm driving. I dream Yeah, I thought this was real. She's like I'm inside the club And so my legs are going numb and my hands are going numb and I fall into the bottom of my own thing and Nally rolls up glitter in my car. So there's glitter and pixie fairy. Yeah, she got all my eyes So I'm in the bottom of the The thing and I get glitter all in my eyes I'm freaking out. I get up like slowly because I'm all limp because all my bones and I feel like jelly basically Yeah, yeah, yeah literally and Brooke is like Harper just get up. You're fine. You're fine So Brooke gets out of the car and I remember I like I need my mom. I need my mom. So I call my mom And she's like Harper and I and I look up and because you know how she does that So I look up at my car because my car is like a soft top not soft, but it's hard But has like a thing and my mom comes through like the car and it's like Harper, but she's on my phone. I'm like what the heck and then I look to the side of my mom is banging on the glass door And I'm like, oh my gosh. No, like it's so scary because she was just in the top of my car And I'm like mom what and then I look to the side and I see her banging on my door And then Brooke starts biting through my glass and chips over. She does her bleeding. And then I go, oh my gosh wait That's like it scares me. That's like the first Che Toc we ever filmed with you. Yes Yes, because I was doing the real thing and then um wait, what are you talking about? We filmed this as a take-top pretty much Where you're banging on the glass? Yo, I invited this girl over. I had a walk on the closet to tamer Yeah, in the dark and then I go to the toilet where she going. I'm in the top It's exactly like that and then um and then yeah, that's basically what happened And then I woke up and I'm like sweating. I'm freaking out my heart's pounding. I feel my heart. I'm like My oh my oh my gosh And then I go back to bed so Did you get shorter nails because of what those guys said? No, wait what guys remember actually I'm playing piano now So I had to get shorter nails anyways, but I like like Loki I can't believe you notice that because I was like Loki kind of like wait what guys I forgot well They're just like you get along nails. Oh, that was so mean because I like my get along nails I'm sorry. I said that any time it's yeah But this one fell off yesterday and I hate the shape of my nails are like oval. I like it. I think it's cute Oh, no like my natural nails. Is there a nail shape that if like a girl has a guy should be like run Duck nails like where they like go Who gets duck nails? I don't know duck nails. Yeah, they're like nails like square tip like this, but it goes hot as a wider Oh, so it's wider at the edge and gets. Yeah, yeah, what That's like that would like really be weird. Is there any like colors? That's like oh, yeah These are duck nails. Oh I think you run anyway. I just want y'all to know if you have those Get rid of them. They are for some people are getting them. Like I feel like if you have that style like north west as that style and specific style Yeah, but I don't like it wouldn't make sense if like I went and got them just because like My style if north west comes on if she's duck nails on be like those are so pretty This is so cute. What do you get them from yeah? I know like some like girls like get like cheetah print and like purple on it I don't feel like there's any red flag nails to be honest What nails did y'all get when you were like your first set of nails I remember I got kinsy shape and they were like Super short and penis. Yes, I got that super short, but like atomic blue like atomic blue like I thought I was getting like mint blue But it was atomic blue. It was atomic blue like you know like bright blue make sure it was no Yeah, I kind of like that but like more more like color like darker stuff or like I don't know more vibrant like royal blue I remember I got royal blue nails and it was so bad. I've gotten a lot of crazy nails over the years. I've gotten like Like I used to do when I was in high school. I love doing this. It worked out when I was in high school because I was 15 But it would like I'd do like one hand with like light pink and one hand with hot pink. Oh, and then it would like makes it be up Wait, how many nails that you all think you've gone in your whole entire life? I probably have the least amount I didn't start getting my nails done until I was 18 really and then I I stopped I got them done for prom when I was 18 and then I did start getting my nails done again until I was 22 Because I played softball and I couldn't have nails and softball I remember my mom would have let me get it and then my cousin got like gel nails and I was like mom Let me get them. She's like those just like so trashy and I was like no, they don't so then finally I like got scrapped up some money and I got went to Onyx and I got my nails done And they were like way too long and my mom was freaking out, but I've always like loved long nails How many do you think you have had? I think I so I started getting them in fifth grade And I think every single year I get at least 10 sets Which averages started getting like fake nails yeah like gel or um what's it called acrylic like getting them done Yeah, getting next gen. Yeah, what's it called next powder? Yeah, um and then So if each nail set is around $50 and some are like a hundred I'm gonna average it to $70 each I'd say I've gotten 70 nails that's in my entire life Really that makes sense if you get them done once a month that's she says she can probably she said I was probably 10 times a year 70 that's 14 Harper's probably gotten more than me $4,900 on nails. I started doing my own nails too for a second. They are like Me too. Yeah, yeah, I used to do my own nails 4,900 what about UK? How much do you think you spent? Uh poor counting when I started I was starting to get my nails done when I was in sixth grade at 11 with like the dipped powder and stuff and I got him Not very often because I play softball too so probably I probably got like I would say I probably got like 15 sets up until I quit quit softball Because I really didn't get them done that much 15 maybe like 17 or 18 But since I got married, I got them done a lot. So probably like yeah like 10 times a year I get them done Since we got married So when you've been getting them done, I think I think you're old 9 10 11 They get your nails done more than 10 times a year. Yeah, it's like every two weeks. I think every day you're going No, you probably get your nails done more than 10 times a year. I'd say like Uh, that's not even once a month. I would say you probably get them done 13 times a year. I do not get them done 13 You get it done more than every month I probably get them done once a month. I actually know I do once a month because I get my nails and I leave them on for four weeks I'm always like I have to wait four weeks How long have those been on for four weeks? Three weeks. Did you hear Maverick is a terrible driver and blew up all of his tires both gone tried to kill me his fault too Tell her I'm actually making the worst driver tell her what you did I hit a curb - That's like really cool. - That is the girliest thing you could possibly do. - Oops. - Oh, boom! - Oh wait, there's another one too, boom! - Wait, I'm sorry, y'all blew out, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Yeah, so I was coming out of a roundabout, and then there's like a little sidewalk thing for the sidewalk, whatever. You know, like the curb by the sidewalk that is everywhere. - Well, so I missed the curb on this side of the gap where like the sidewalk goes down. So then as I'm driving, I hit directly on like the corner, like the sharp corner. - Maverick still doesn't think he's the worst driver. - No, because I didn't total a truck. - I didn't total a truck. - I was eating Chinese food. - I didn't total a truck, 'cause that's the Chinese food. - It was total of all my body. - Yeah, the truck was already total. - What are you talking about? - It was. - I got a clean title. - No, no, it didn't have a clean title. They looked at it and they said, yeah, normally just wanted to total your car, but whoever you bought it from, fixed the car of themselves. They must have wrecked it. - Was the car good? - No, no. - Did you drive it? - I got scammed! - No, you drove a car! - No, I got scammed. - When you buy a car, a clean title means it's never been in any sort of wreck. - And I bought it from a guy off Facebook and he said it had a clean title, but it got in a wreck and he fixed it himself. - So technically it did have a clean title 'cause it didn't go through anything. - And they were like, yeah, the frame is completely bit and total. It's not usable. And they were like, so even though it's just a fender bender, we got to total it out. - Fender bender. - You don't think it's like this stuff? - You total the truck was smashed. - Matt's mad because he's gotten a lot of wrecked. - You also told him, he's got a mini van. - You red car, you smashed it? - No, no, no, no, my old white truck. - Your old white truck? - Yeah. - Then you also totaled the mini van. - And then you also fell asleep and ran the challenger and to this side of a wall. - He's at a set right now. - Okay, have you ever been in that city? - That's really bad though. - I have not. - Me? - Yeah, that's really bad. - No, okay, listen, I'll take-- - It means your wives are better drivers. - I'll take the two. I fell asleep a lot. - I'm better drivers than all of you. - But I was tired of you. - I am, right? - I don't sleep, I mean, yeah, you ever, yeah, that happened. - I mean, I don't fall asleep while driving and I definitely don't total trucks. - I fell asleep while driving. - While eating Chinese food. - Yeah, I don't eat while I drive. - That you do? - That it didn't cause her. - You do drive at people on the sidewalk. - Well, yeah, I prefer that. - Yeah, okay, but I've learned-- - Why did your mom end up not pressing charges against Natalie? Did she ever say? - I don't know. And I don't even care. I'm just like, I wish that Natalie would have gone to jail, but my mom like doesn't, I don't know. - Should we ask her? - Yeah, call her. - Okay. - Come here. Call Maudrey. - I feel like your mom's not gonna want to talk about this on the podcast. - I missed your question, would you say a cash? - I said, why did, because her mom talked about pressing charges ever, but then she never did. But I thought she low-key was going to for a second, but then she never did. - I thought she was too, 'cause we were like, really annoyed. - Hey. - Thank you, Arthur. - We're on the podcast right now, and I have a question. Why don't we not press charges against Natalie? Like, I'm so confused, 'cause I told you like, 10 times I was like, I want to press charges and you're like, no, no, no. So, why was the reason? - I mean, Harper. Like, I mean, mom, she stole my car. - I just, I know, but I can't tell when things are pranks and not pranks in the social media world. So, I just, I mean, I don't know. I would have to have more facts. - She stole my car, though. Like, that's like a, like, that car's a lot of money, mom. And like, she could have gone to jail for a long time. And that's what I wanted, because you know how she is online, too, she's rude. She's a bully, to broke, monk. - Okay, I don't know, hun. - I don't want to get involved. - Well, you're not involved, I'm just, I'm just wondering why you didn't end up pressing charges, 'cause it's like, it was a pretty big crime that she committed. - I just want to end the drama. - Mom. - I don't want you to be in the drama. - She stole my car. - Okay, all right, well, thanks for explaining. I don't know. - Yeah, I just, I just, I just couldn't tell, like, if she really did or, you know, I wasn't sure. - Well, but there's this, we got it back, so. - That, that is the good thing. And hopefully she'll never do it again. - Okay. - Well. - I just put that to the allergist with your sister. I love you. - Oh, good luck with that. That's not gonna be fun. - Yeah, okay, yeah, peace, I don't know. - All right, bye. Peace. - Do you know what they do? - She's like stressed out. - They poke you. You need to pin right now. - Wait. - Your mom didn't press charges, 'cause she wanted the drama to go away. - Yeah, she doesn't care. - I mean, that's respect, honestly. - No, like my mom is a huge person. Like, ever since I was a middle school, I've just created drama. And it's like, - Just create drama. - And it's like, you're the problem. - No, I'm not the problem this time. - I'm tired of it. - Well, my mom is done with it. Like, I had to have a restraining order against another classmate one time. - I swear on my life, yes, that happened. - All throughout middle school, that happened. - When you say middle school, do you mean like, six, seven, eight grade? - It was seven grade. - Before even social media, you had a restraining order on set. - Yes, against this girl, yeah. - What does a girl do? - Well, she can't even drive. - No, we just had beef, I guess. - 'Cause she got a restraining. - Yeah, makes sense. - But like, we were like, finding really bad, like, it was so bad. - About what? You're in middle school. - In a different gang, it was like that too. She was just like beating kids up left and right. - But yeah, no. My mom is tired of all the drama that I've created over the years. - Yeah, because when I talk to her, she was just like, listen, she's like, I don't want to ruin Natalie's life over it. And you guys, everyone always does pranks on social media. And she's like, I know it was too far. - It was far. - Yeah, which I get. But she was just like, she pretty much just like, she gave it back so I don't care. And I'm done. So, yeah. - That's like my money. Like, that's what I have there. - But I know what she's saying in a way, it's like. - It's still like, I still like, - No, but you got to think about it, you got to think about it as your mom. You got to think about it as your mom and you have a teenager. It's kind of like-- - I know, but it's also like, I just can't believe that like, she went in press charges 'cause so many things have happened to us. Like, we were gonna press charges, but nobody did. - I really want to hear. I mean, okay, wait. I think if your mom wanted to press charges or thought that it was necessary to press charges, she would. I think she's just kind of like-- - It's 'cause you guys are not-- - I know you're not friends. - She did this 'cause she's a creator trying to get views and stuff and hopefully it doesn't happen again. - I mean, she had all of these things in here. - There wasn't ill intent behind it. - It'd be kind of like, if Kater Kinsey slapped you, right? Like technically, you could press charges. - Well, don't do that. - But your mom would probably be like, y'all just got in a fight. Obviously, the radiation would hit you and I'm not gonna see this again. - Well yeah, 'cause I know that, but I don't know Natalie. - That is different. - I know, but I'm saying-- - I don't know Natalie. - Yeah, like it's like, it's gonna be perfect, it came up and slapped me. - Yes, obviously. - But you did, well she's healed now, so we don't need to press charges. - Like, what? - No, like that's not-- - Oh no, but in your mom's eyes, you guys knew each other before this, so I'm saying. You guys talked about collabing and all that before hands. - Yeah, but it doesn't even matter. I don't care. - I know. - I'm glad that it's true. - Anyways. Okay, then what about the restraining order when you were like five or whatever? - I can't talk about it on here, 'cause-- - Wait, is it a restraining order against you or you had on someone else? - Against me. - No. - No. - Yes. (laughs) Call, moderate. - You have a restraining order, I guess. - I don't believe that, I don't believe that. - What? - There's no way at 12 years old. - How have we never heard this? - It's what I'm saying, I don't believe that. - There's no way. - Just wait. (phone ringing) - Hey. - Hello? - Yeah. - I'm not saying names or anything, but did I have a restraining order against a girl in seventh grade? - No, it was fine. It was just due to school. - Yeah, a school restraining order. - Yeah, it was like a school, don't contact each other, so don't-- - Was it against Harper? - E-mailing. It was both of them had to sign it. - Wait, what happened to lead up to that? - Just drama, I can't talk about it on here, but I'll talk about it. - No, don't talk about it. - Okay. - Bye. - Bye. - Ain't no way, you had to sign it? - Yes, I was in the principals, obviously, and they're just signed here and here, and don't talk to her, thank you. You had so much drama that you had to actually get a restraining order. - No, you don't understand. - That's so common. - Listen to this, listen to this. If you're a 12 year old girl, and you want to go sit down at lunch with all your friends, and this girl says in this girl, "What's with all your girls?" - I thought you were talking to her. - No, no, no, no, listen, I'm only saying one thing. I like, imagine like little Harper, like the Annie that y'all met when y'all were really young. - Wait, you're not violating your restraining order right now, are you? - No, it's over now. But imagine you see Harper walk down the stairs to go eat lunch. This girl whispers to all of her friends, "Stand up once Harper sits down." - I sat down. - I sat down. - No, listen, wasn't, I sit down. Everybody stands up, and I'm eating alone at lunch, and I'm like crying, so then I, so then I go to the bathroom and eat lunch in there. It's like a movie. - You did not eat the lunch in the bathroom. - Well, I went to the bathroom and cried, but I didn't eat lunch in there. But it's like so annoying, like, I don't know, like, imagine like you're like, going and sitting down with all your friends, then they all stand up and leave you. - And you're like this tall, and. - Seriously. - This is a good, you know what? We have a lot of like middle schoolers, I watch us. Don't ever do that stuff to anybody. - What, you, what, you the bullying middle school? - No. - Yeah. - Sometimes, early middle school. Don't ever do that to anybody. - It's so rude. - And if you do that to people, don't watch our podcast, you're not welcome here. That's bullying, and I don't want that here. - It's so rude. - It's so rude. - Yeah, don't do that. - It's so rude. - It's so rude. - You know what I mean? - You're so high school and everything. - I remember the one time I did like bully this kid, and he found out, and he was like, why would you say that? And I was like, the guilt ate me alive. I didn't bully after that. - Did you ever apologize? - I did. At the second he said something, I was like, I'm sorry, that was really me, I shouldn't have done that. - What did you do? - I said something mean about him. - What did you say? - What did you say? I said he looked like he wanted to kill somebody. - Well that's not like crazy rude. He was just like a little bit-- - No, but it was like behind his back. - No, no, it looks like that all the time. (laughing) - It was like, it was like right in front of him, like he was like, I was just sitting at the desk, minding his own, and I write on my piece of paper and I slide into the kid sitting next to me, and the kid like, next to me like looks at it, and he's like, and then the kid across the table is like staring at me the one I wrote it about. - He saw it. - He saw, I wrote it across the table in front of him. - Yeah, I did, and it was right in front of him, and he looks at me, he's like, why would you say that about me? And I was like, did he read it? How do you know what it's in? 'Cause I slid it across the table right in front of him. - Right side up, you didn't like flip it down or anything. - No, I didn't do none of that. - No, like it's actually like so sad. - Yeah, that was really mean. I feel so bad. That kid did not deserve that, I don't know. - Oh my gosh, she did it because she was a bully. She's like, I want him to see you guys. - Wait, is the girl at your school still going to your school? - Yeah. - So you guys-- - We're friends now. - Could she come on the podcast and talk about the restraining or, okay, no. - Listen to this, like, it's like actually sad. Because like, when like new girls would come sit at their lunch table, they would all like scoot down and make sure she was on the end. Like, it was a whole thing with the lunch tables for some reason. - You really think she should come on so she didn't work it out? - She should have worked it out. - And all the guys, all the guys would sit with us too. And I would always be the odd one out because I was like the weird one. But then, listen to this, once I started hosting on TikTok, they were all like, wait, Harper, come sit with us at lunch. - Aw. - Dang, switch up. - Yeah. - No lunch room, the middle school lunch room is so evil. So it was like-- - You know what's funny? 'Cause my only memory, obviously I didn't go to public school that long. My only memory of the lunch room was, I got 50 cents every day from my mom and I got to decide if I wanted a cookie or a sunny day. That's the only memory I have. - Well, I also like, I don't know-- - Sunny, these are straight camps or by the way. - I always chose the cookie. He always ate the sunny day though. - I did like that. - People don't start to get mean until like-- - Yeah, well, I also feel like in elementary school, we have like a sign seating in our lunch room. Like you sat with your classmates because you were in class with-- - Wait, and a sign table or a specific seat? - A sign table. - A sign table. - Yeah. And then it was like, it was the same eight kids at the table every single day. - The only thing is with this girl, we had like beef since kindergarten. Like she was always, I was always following in her footsteps. Like she was like always the coolest, the prettiest. And when you remember it from kindergarten? - Yes, literally from kindergarten. I remember I was like-- - Is she fast for the new on the playground? - Yeah, definitely. She played all the sports with all the boys and I was like, wow, that's so cool. - Yeah. - Yeah, nope, I don't care anymore. So then I became friends with the weird kids and now the weird kids are my best friends. - Yeah. - Come and break a weird kid. - Yeah, I know. - I'm gonna tell all your friends he said that. - No, like me and Adi, we became best friends. - Dang, shout out Adi, huh? - Me and Adi were both like the weird kids. - Really? - Yeah. - That's so weird. - What were you gonna say about your lunch experience? - Oh, I think I've told it before. We're like, I went to, I sat at the same table every single day and then like randomly, like somebody came at, somebody knew sat at our table. So like my best friend didn't make it to lunch and time and didn't get to sit there for one day. And I like, send her a text after I was like, I'm so sorry, this person sat there, like I did not mean for that. And then I'm not even joking, she never spoke a word to me after that. We were best friends for years. And she went and sat at a different table that day and I never talked to her ever again. - What? - She was so mad, I think she was low-key looking for a reason to not be friends with me anymore. Because it was like, she just went and sat with a different group of people that day and then never talked to me again. I kept sending her paragraphs about how sorry I was and like I had done something wrong. And then I was like, I'm just the worst friend ever. I can't believe I let someone sit there, I didn't say her spot. - It's like you turn a spot, I beat myself up over it. And then like a year later, I saw her in the locker and I was like, oh my gosh, we haven't talked in so long and she looked right at me. And looks to her friends at the next door and she goes, can you hear me, my necklace please? - Ew. - And like, hands are her necklace. It was like so out of a movie, it was so mean. And like, she didn't, like, she looked at me but didn't say anything to me. And then yeah. And then after that, and then after that, I didn't like talk to her ever again. Except for one time in high school. She asked me if I kissed her friend's guy she was talking to, and I had to say no. But I did. - Do you whoa? (laughing) - Whoa. - I think that's the first time I've been to that. - Sorry. - I don't know, you were like that. - Yeah, what the heck? - Hey. - That was the whole thing. - She told me that story the other day and I was like, you have never said that before. - I never thought that you would kiss other people besides the cash. - That's what I'm really considering things right now. - No, like seriously. - He was one of the three other people I had kissed. - Three. - Three other? Wait, am I in that three? - No, you're the fourth. - Damn. - Well, you only ever kissed one of the treats. - That's what I thought. - I thought you've only ever kissed one dude. - Wait, do you ever have to whisper it? - Wait, this is news. - You're new to that. - I did not know this. - Wait, did you ever think you did? - Let's have a gentle reminder. What's your kiss count? - Wait, what is it? - Yeah, I was honest. - He was honest about his kids. - Yeah, and why do y'all just think you can just throw back my direction? - No, it's in your court right now, not mine. - Listen, you can act shocked, cash new. Cash and I'm talking about it a lot. - He's got sliding y'all. - What is your kiss count? 30? - It's somewhere around there. - But that's all happened within one year pretty much. - That makes it worse. - That's what it was. - Hey, yeah. - That's a good each. - And you wouldn't keep going. How many of you would you run now? - It's my age, kids count are like 300. It's really bad. - Oh, how do you find 300 kids? - You know, like 30. - Are you find 300 people that want to kiss you? - Some people's goal is to get their kiss gone up. - That was exhausting. So they can like flex it, I don't know, it's so weird. - It's dirty. - It's dirty and it's gross. - Yeah, it's a flex. - Wait, did you ever have a serious boyfriend before cash? - No, I haven't. - No, I haven't. - No, I haven't had a serious boyfriend. - No, I had like, I thought she was asking that to you. - She liked pretty much right after you. - She was like, have you ever had a serious boyfriend before cash? - I thought you were asking, who were looking at cash? - No, I don't look at you. - But if I look like I'm looking at you, considering she was 15 when we started dating. - Wait, doesn't look like I'm looking at you right now? - Yes, yes. - Wait, wait, wait. - I crossed, I don't worry. - Oh my god. (laughing) - That's scary because in the mornings I have a lazy eye, so I was doing it the other day. (laughing) - It's probably like you got the restraining order. The girl thought you were talking to her. - I didn't know my gosh, Harper. I did not know this, but babies a lot of the time, they don't have debt perceptions. - Yeah. - So if you like get closer to them, they go cross-eyed 'cause they're trying to look at your face. - Oh, thank you. - That's so cute. - Both church and Eleonet, you would hold them up close and they just like, (laughing) - They're trying to see you. - Anyway, sorry, keep it going. - I need to put my third beer thing back in. - We should. - Well, it's time in the podcast. - Oh my gosh, what? - She asked you a question. - That was my question. - Oh, my question? - Do you think she was actually talking to me? - Oh, wait, you have serious points before that. - I like had like an eighth grade boyfriend. I dated him for a few months, but like it wasn't that serious. Like we like hung out maybe twice outside of school. - Do you consider any of your relationships to have been serious? - Seriously? - No, no. - You were serious. - I really don't think I wasn't. - You were just joking around. - No, I was serious. I think that like I just wanted a boyfriend and I think that the guy before that I was on and off with for like four years, it's like, yeah, he was pretty serious. Like we were like a serious thing when we were together. - I feel like it's like as serious as it can be for that age. - Exactly. - Like I thought I loved my eighth grade boyfriend. I was like, I love him so much, but I loved him like. - Then. - As much as I could have loved somebody in eighth grade. - It's much too capable. - I was in love with this girl when I was 13, 12-ish, 13, and I held her hand. And I thought I could, I mean, I thought I could make it like the biggest sin of all time. - Yeah, no, I don't know. I think that like my last relationship, the one that I did for like two months-- - You were holding her hand, you were like, we're not even married. (laughing) - It's crazy. I mean, my heart, dude. (humming) - Yeah, yeah. - What were you saying? Your last really? - Yeah, have you ever like huddle with the guy? Have you ever huddle with the guy? - Uh, yeah, yeah. - And it's like, he can hear his heart, and he's nervous. - Ask him that question again and get his role answer. - Cash has devling cuddle with me. - No! - What does that mean? - Michael? - I never cuddle with him. We slept together. It's a big difference now, okay? - No, like we slept in the same bed together. - Yeah, you also kissed each other. - Everybody sleeps in the same bed with their friends. - I've kissed Michael. - No, that's actually not true at all. - Yeah? - Every single time my brother and my brother-- - You've never slept with Kate. - My brothers did not share beds with their friends the way y'all did. - Yeah? - No, like if our brothers, I think couple was the same way. - Yeah. - Like if they had anybody over, their friend was sleeping on the floor or on the couch or somewhere else. - Well, depending on how much I liked my friend and if they were weird or not. Some of them, I was like, they ain't room for two. I was like, I-- - Same, same. - That's all I was like, you have it? - Yeah. - No. - Well, y'all tell me. So, I know you did. - Well, it's different. We're close. - I walked in, you were sleeping in bed with like four of your friends at one time. When y'all were like-- - That's so different. - And we were all like 12. - Like, it would be so different if I'm sitting on the couch and I'm just like, this one key. - Hold on, is that what you think I did with Michael? Is that what you think I did? - Are you already doing that? That's weird. - No, you're sleeping in bed with another guy. You do not touch this. - Also, y'all, I don't know if we told you. You know how we're going to VidCon next week? - Yeah. - Me and Kinsey are gonna have the room and you guys can do that. - Oh yeah. - You can join us. You wanna join? - Yeah, sure. - It's gonna be great. - I would kill me and Matt having our own room. - I mean, we'll bring our own-- We'll bring X box, we'll have a great time. - It's gonna be a party. - Well, the reason we're doing that is because PAPE's gonna go and we have two rooms and-- - Well, I don't wanna share about PAPE or MAM. Think about the-- - I'm sleeping with you again. - Sleep with Chase. Is Chase going? - No. - Me or Chase? - Who are you talking to? - Chase, she wanted me when she said that. - Yeah, you guys are looking at the right people. - Chase, look, Chase, look, Chase. - Yeah. - You might be cross-eyed actually now. All right guys, thanks so much for watching. We need to go get Harper's Ice checked out, so.