Happy New Year 2026

Hey, bad friends. Here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say happy holidays, happy new year. I hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you and most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend. Happy New Year and bad friends family. We are skipping this week's episode because we are all the scattered around the world. But we didn't want to leave the year without sharing you something that you guys haven't seen yet. We shot the following footage almost a year ago when we went down to Sunday and going to support Andrew's special. It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself, so enjoy. Happy New Year and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank you for being a bad friend. We're here at the Pendry Hotel. We're waiting on Fancy and Bobby. I believe Andrew's here. My car is right there next to the port. Yeah, we're feeling good. We're hungry. We made it an hour at a time and we'll see what happens. Let me go pee now though. I'm going to fuck him after this. How you doing? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good, good. Yeah. This is what it's going to be like. Yeah, the closer the better, the closer the better. We're at the hotel right now. He's staying in a king suite. That's the tough board the whole. He doesn't have a manhouse, he does. Bobby's meeting us there. Okay, he'll be here in probably 25 minutes. Okay, and you're doing your fucking data from Tony's impression today. How the fuck are going on? The shoes? Yeah. Where do you smoke at the johns? Let's say that. Very good. I was thinking that's like out on the side track. That's open so it's going to do good. We need to play. It's open so it's open so it's open so it's open. You know what he said to me. He said he lied and said. You guys want another cut of meat or no? Does anybody need more food now? I'm getting my bed of cheese though, right? You're so getting lost. Are you still hungry? I'm good. I got that. Bobby's like one of the first show because he needs to jerk off and just kind of hang out. He barked at the wrong hotel and yeah, waiting for the car now. We're back as a family. Waiting on this fucking car. Hi, what are you doing? Where's where's low? Watch this. There we go, fans. There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh, what's that? Who? What's that belt? I love it. Who are you? Good. All right. Nice day. That's my holy choice. That's great. Thank you for running out. Where's the little body? He's going to come for the second show. Oh, second show? He went to the hotel. He's tired. He wants to let go of hang out and take a shit and a piss. Are we leaving without you? Yeah. All right. I mean, let that production know that we're not having Bobby on the first show. No, he's not going to come to the first show. Just he'll be here for the second show. All right, cool. Thank you. I didn't know that though. I didn't say my call to him today. I was like, there's no way you're going to do both, huh? Yeah, you asked me last night about it. I was like, dude, I know you didn't want to do both. But I don't blame him, dude. Drive in all day. I mean. He's probably in the top. Yeah, he's got us. It was supposed to be a winner. No, you know that I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my radar because of you. I'm going to have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my radar because of you. Are you serious? I don't know. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that, I don't know how to do that. Thank you. No, then everybody's going to do that. Don't pull that up. That's fantastic. Yeah, calm before the storm. That's what it feels like. Run that back, turbo. Yeah. If you want to go out there. What do you do? No, I want to see his. He's saying he wants to go sit in the audience. Oh, I can also pitch you up front house. Any way where I can see him. There's single seats for sure. Yeah. This ain't good. This is not good. Say that right when you get on stage. I got a shit. This ain't good. Ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Very good. Hola, San Diego. You ready for a good show, baby. I can't wait to come on. See you guys. I brought a special friend with me. Don't start the show. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together right now for Mr. Zak Town Day. All right, guys. I'm Jack Town, thank you so much. No, you guys, you guys, you get to get to get to get to get to get there. San Diego, how are you? I'm sick of that. Can we go down this way? That was it. Yeah, that was the order for sure. Let's get picked up right before the next show. Just chill with us for a second. Why is Mary from the office on this hallway? Yeah. - Oh, it's a Latin phrase right there. - With a little piece of praise. (upbeat rock music) ♪ I'll tell you all about yourself ♪ ♪ In a week or two ♪ ♪ There's some bad house ♪ ♪ I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you ♪ ♪ I can tell you, I can tell you ♪ - Yeah, do you make sure you get this shit? - This is the cool, this is where the cool shit happens. - Bring back the cool shit, dude. - This is the moment that we get out of fun with for this. And at least to bring out the part. - Oh wait, Bobby's at the hotel. - Oh, he's walking now? - Yeah, I am, what time though, 9.30, right? Okay, I'll see you then. That Andrew wanted me to touch you that. You, Andrew wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here, don't walk here, there's too many people. It's very far from the hotel, don't walk. And I know you just wanna see girls. I, cool, I'll come get you. All right, I'll come in. (upbeat rock music) (laughing) - You're such a silly good today. (laughing) Come on, I'll come with you. - Why not pretend it ain't? (laughing) - Carl is just gonna make love to me in Miami. - What? - Yeah, I heard you. - What? - You see you're gonna make love to me in Miami? - Yeah, you brought that up and then asked me if we would. - I'll tell you why I won't have a second deal. - What? - You're fucking brought, dude. - That's Bobby, this is so bad right now, then. - It's insane, man. - I have faith now. - I have faith. - He smells bread from there, right? It's, oh my God. - No, I would never tell. (laughing) - It can help paint off of a house. (laughing) Dude, that shit is like, dude, that's like. - Bobby, wait, I do have a question now. - You know what the pen, the penlet poo is? - The penlet poo. - Yeah, the penlet poo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - We don't say like that in America, but I think I know. You mean the skunk? (laughing) - All right. (laughing) - Why did I come down here? - Is his life? - Bobby, why am I coming down here? - We're celebrating. - I know, but he's doing his show. - Yeah. - I feel like I was manipulated to come down here. (laughing) - You were just asked twice. - What? - You were just asked. - But it's like asking Andrew come to my weekend, like why would I do that? - Well, is he the last one before he tapes? - Oh, that's right. And it's just a good celebration, I find. - He's the last boss time. - Well, when is he's taping next week? - No, in a month. - In a month. - So this isn't the last show? - Yeah, yeah, it's not. - Yeah, can you turn the other way? Thank you, come on. - He is like me. (laughing) - Have my ass. - Are you opposed to breath, men's or gum? - I do, it's a vacant now. I don't have enough. - Oh my God. - It's a vacant now, so you don't eat enough, so it's your stomach acid. - Thank you, McComb. - No, why am I like this? - It's not a good thing. - It's a compliment. - Yeah. - No, not eating enough is a compliment. - No. - I eat once a day. Bobby, can I ask you for that please turn around. I can't believe you, please. Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl party with you? - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Why are you, you're gonna be my guy, right? - Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking the right way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're okay with all. Super Bowl party. - You know what, you know what we're talking to me today on a FaceTime? That girl. - Oh, you're a friend? - Yeah, you're a best friend. (laughing) - It's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. - Because you think it's gonna turn into something else? - No, but here's the thing. - Like what? - I have feelings and I'm not gonna be able to get her and I like the pain. (laughing) I think that's what it is. It reminds me of when I was early my early 20s. - Yeah, so this is like me and (beep) or something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's so long ago. - Yeah, it's a pain I haven't felt. And I kinda like it. - I know you're longing. - I love longing, dude. So if she like, I want her to break my heart. All those people. - Yeah. - They're all, yeah. They don't know you're gonna be here. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You're gonna try them crazy. - I'm not. They're all Andrew friends. Look, they're all better looking. When we do it together. (laughing) And these are her as good looking fans on here. - Oh yeah. - All right, thank you so much. - Thank you Laura. - Hey. - I gotta play a small game. - Come on right over here. - All right, let's go. - Mommy. - Mommy! - I'm in here. - Come on. (laughing) - I'm just gonna smoke. - Yeah. - Just smoke. - My friends. - Hi. - Oh, he's going out to smoke. - Let's smoke first. - Of course, yeah. - What is this smoking thing? - Oh yeah, we know, thank you. - What is this smoking area? - It looks like that door's Zach kept going through. - Oh, yeah. - Let's get her outside. - Yeah. - We're gonna have to see the boy now outside and meet with a fan. - I think it's an alley. - Right. - Yeah. - This is crazy. - Breaking news. - What happened? - The Mavericks have traded their star with good doctors to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. - That's actually insane. - It's happening live on camera. That's kind of cool. It's like you caught the first point you have to tell her. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's up, the whole thing? - Hello. - Do you want to do 15? What do you want to do? - 10. - 10? - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, go on the bus. - I want to talk to you about something. Some business. - Well, they go in front of you. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm going to see you. - Look, if you want to grab a beer, there's a beer at the bottom of there. There's like a tiny can at some big culture. - Yeah. - Probably will. - Yeah. - Why would you come here? - Yeah. - Okay, close the store, yeah. (laughing) - So we could get you in here, though. - Bamboo. - You got that. - Who's the one? - Uh-uh. - Honestly, please close the door. - Oh, I know. - Okay, yeah. - Please, please. I don't understand being real. Close the door. - Are you getting me a paper? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - What are you guys doing there? - Teaching a little lesson about life. They call them life lessons. - A little lesson, huh? - Yeah, niche little piece of shit. - Little tiny. - This little guy, this, this, this, six, six. - That's fucking. (laughing) - What is it? - What is it? - What is it, really? - He scolded me earlier. - Yeah, yeah. What is it earlier, man? - He said, "White people are. " - Yeah, and you got another thing coming. (laughing) - What is he up to, what do you think? - Everything, dude. You have fucking no idea, dude. You know what I mean? - In a heart, don't fear it, dude. - You want to see Korean Honda, Rach? - Give it. - No, don't bow to. - No, look at that. Look at the shoes off for you. (laughing) - You son of a bitch. (laughing) - You son of a bitch, dude. - He asked me, he said, "Do I have to take my shoes off when he walks in the room?" - Yeah. - Well, this part of the guy, huh? - Our fans are our fans. - I bet you 50% of these people are not my fans. - It's such a wrong thing. It's so insane to say. - No, because you have your own fans. - I know, dude. But they're all bad friends. And everyone's a bad friends fan. - They're all bad friends. - It's all of them. - Literally all of them. If they're my fans, they're bad friends. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And you have somebody, those belly, whatever that is. (laughing) - No, but they all watch bad friends. - I would hope so. - Yeah, yeah. - It's a better show. - Thank you. - Oh, I made it. It's a better show. - Honestly, dude. - That Sesame Street clip was phenomenal. - What? - That Sesame Street clip, we're naming what race the Sesame Street characters are. - Oh really? - When you were like, what did you say? You fucking grover or, I mean, Cookie Monster was Armenian. (laughing) - I did. - Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke. - Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke. - I know, but it's also weird. They're really more into stardom and fanfare or whatever. - What do you mean? - Like when I walk into the street, it's more of a thing. - Mm-hmm. - Like when I walked into the American comedy company, they couldn't believe I walked in there. Like when I walked into a comedy, they don't walk. Like, I saw, they don't even walk in there. - No, that's not true. - I know, but you know me, they haven't either. - Well, yeah, but you're out of town. They can't believe you're here. - I was smoking in the patio yesterday and of the black lady came up to me, she goes, "No smoking here." I go, "Where do I smoke?" She goes, "Out in front." Yeah, I go, you know what, Johnny goes, like I said, I could smoke in the sign. They'll act the top down. I go top down, and then Johnny, you know what I mean? Like that kind of thing. But I want to walk into the American comedy company, they're like, "Oh my god, you know what I mean?" It's like that respect. - You get respect everywhere you go. - He doesn't like you, dude. - I like Bobby a lot. - No, he doesn't like you yet. He's learning right now. He's freaking out. I'm good looking. He said I was ugly outside. - For a white guy, didn't he? - We look the same. - Yeah, we look the same. - We look the same. - We look the same guy. - Yeah, we look the same guy. - No, I don't know, like I know for an Asian guy, like they're steve you, right? And there's me. You have Santino in the view, you know what I mean? - You're like bottoms after a while. But the white's a family. - You think he's the bottom? - The bottom? - Where's Carlos? - We're Spanish? - Or Mexican? - For a Spanish guy. - Top. - Top? - Yeah, yeah. - What about fans? - Top. - He's the kind of guy that like, you know what I mean? He's in the war room. - Oh yeah. - You know what I mean? He's not on the field. - Look at that. - It is. - That way. - So you're with your breasts. - Soldiers don't have breasts. - You lost a bunch of weight. - That doesn't matter if you don't keep breasts. - That's who did. - You're with me. - He's eating chips. - Get in here, dude. You little piece of shit. Well, they get two starters, 80 and they get first round draft active. That's pretty good. It's a three. It does. You talked to him. Oh, I see that. Santa saw Davis. Yeah. That's so fun. Yeah. I mean, it's fucking beautiful. I'm going. Are you talking chat? Let me talk. He's dancing. I love it. He's coming out a little. He will watch. He's going to walk around on leash. Find out what all we have. Everything on VG. Is anybody watching us? I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Listen to this. What? Okay, so. What animal enclosure would you rather fall into? The mountain line, the baboon, or the black bear? Black bear. Why? The black bears are. You would be louder than them, and they'll go away. Black bears aren't dangerous. Grizzly heart is slain. You need to get better with my questions. You know. The baboon. Flip your face off. I have that last one going too. Why baboons, though? I mean, these are so scary. Why could they're smarter? They are so strong. They have huge hands. They grab you. Why can't I rip their face off first? Yeah, why don't we ever do that to them? I mean, after a bamboo gets done with the human, two weeks later, the human's like their eye is here, and their mouth is here, right? Everything's all too doubt. I'll fucked up, right? But the baboon's fine. What if I rip his fucking shit off? You don't think that, man? No. I buy them. I buy this face, dude. What about a hyena? Would you fall in a hyena? Shut up. Yeah, I'm hyena scavengers. Yeah. It's like a coyote, I bet. So you're the hyena, what the fuck with you? I mean, over the other options, yeah. I think a black bear is probably still the same. What about lion? Lion or baboon? Baboon. I mean, the monkeys are just so scary. You rather do lion. I don't know. Do lion is scary, though. But lion is more. It's a cooler way to die. What? A cooler way to die. Oh, I couldn't do it. I know how you're doing. You're just doing what you're doing. That's what I'm talking about. So I made you notice that you're fucking fucking crazy over there. [CHEERING] [CHEERING] You're bleeding. I ran into this guy. I said the fuck up through him. [LAUGHTER] I ran into this guy, like, a few years ago, and I saw him in the other group. And I just knew when I saw the former group of his friends. I think I had no friends. And you changed my life. And we have the best podcast in the world. [CHEERING] I'm not sure what it was. I'm talking about it. I like to get to family when you do. And be so friendly. Right out. [CHEERING] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] I'm going to say I have to be in the middle of the night. I'm going to be family. And he's the best guy ever. I have to be out of my eyes. And we're seeing a deal. [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] He was insane. That pub was insane. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Oh man, Bobby, this is exactly how I met him. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] Oh, shit. You're like thwarted. Oh, you're so thwarted. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] This is like-- [INAUDIBLE] (laughter) - What is it? - A chart. (laughter) - The first show was just, I pulled it out. - There's a thing I'm gonna do. - No, I can't hide it. - No, I can't. - I don't know. - I can't hide it. - I was on the course there. (laughter) - I was on the course there. - When you were going back to the board, I was like, "Yeah, I was like, "I was like, "I was in the program "to train for that kid." (laughter) - Yeah, no, she was right. (laughter) (laughter) (laughter) - Let's try to give 'em something. (laughter) - Wait, what? I have to sit around. (laughter) - I just don't know, man. I still don't know anymore. - I don't know what. (laughter) - I knew you, man. - It's what I've fallen for, you know. But it's a deception, isn't it? It's not real feelings. (laughter) - You would die eventually. - That was what I knew, 'cause I knew you were around. Maybe you were right. (laughter) (laughter)