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But then I was like, I don't think you didn't want me to meet no, I thought they would like your set for sure, but I was like, I don't think my mom is kind of like Shane said at all. So and she's like very like as soon as she doesn't like it, it's like this has to go off now. Wow. Maybe my dad watched live in Austin, like maybe like a year after it came out. And I remember it was like we were like maybe three minutes in when they when Shane's like he's like me and my dad, like we like to talk about eating pussy and fracking. And my mom was like, Jesus Christ. Dude, just immediately turn it off. I think my I think you'd be fine with me saying this, but you know, bad donkey from good good for the guy with whom I won the invitation. So he comes from Oklahoma and it's from like a nice sweet Christian family. And he told me when I saw him recently that his mom started watching the internet invitation. Yeah. And wrote a letter today to come to complain about all the swearing really hilarious. That's so funny. I feel like that's enough to make I would take out the swearing if I got a hand later. I feel like I'd be like, yeah, it's not worth it. It doesn't actually kind of low brow. Dude, our version, our college lacrosse coach had a he had this policy. He even put it up on the board at the beginning of the season where if a single parent of a player ever wrote him to complain about their son not getting more playing time, he would print the email or the note and frame it and put it up on the wall of the locker room. Yeah. I think that's fair to be honest. Well, that's got to just ignore it. You got, you got like a lunatic parents. Yeah. It's not always a kids fault who have like watched their kids come up and have been the stars of wherever they've played and, and you know, yeah, that's true. I never thought about that. Like everyone on the team's the best from their high school. You can just ignore the parents at that level. Well, it just causes an incredible amount of friction for the kid because they have to go home and like obviously their parent is hard headed and they have to get an argument with their parent being like, God, don't fucking do this. Yeah. The implication there is like if your parents annoy me mildly, I will humiliate you in front of the entirety. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. It's holding you accountable for someone else's actions. It's a little extreme psychologically, they do they must get an insane amount of emails though from parents. Well, I don't know. Instantly. I mean, maybe. I bet that there's a person. Who's number three? Get him off the field immediately. Yeah. There's probably some Harvard students, not all of them obviously whose parents emails could do a lot for their kid. You know, across the board throughout their life, like, oh, Tommy, like didn't get in the piano recital, he's not in the high school placement or whatever that he wants to be in. Yeah. Show me the field. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is Harvard out of stuff to name from wealthy parents? Sometimes I worry about that. No, they're always building new stuff. They'll do a renovation. They'll do whatever. There's new buildings to be built. Lot of libraries. Yeah. That's the big one. Right. The library. You gift a library. Yeah. I don't know if there are, if there's room for any more libraries. There's always room for libraries. Just go down. I actually think not, but truly the Widener stacks. Yeah. Famously, there's some story of like if you connected them all row to row, it would travel all the way from fucking Cambridge to, you know, many, many miles away. Really? That's pretty sick. And then the one of the rights of passage at school was that you were supposed to have sex in the Widener stacks. Really? Did you? No. Why? I couldn't convince a woman to accompany me down into the depths of the fucking. Bunker. Deepest library in the middle of the night for fornication. I could not convince someone to do it because that probably played a lot more back when people were just always at the library, you know, you live at the library. Yeah. That too. I think it was just a very spooky request. That's one, that's one the woman needs to lead. Yeah. Yeah. Come here. Come here. Come here. That was across the entire world, you know, them up perfectly. Where they could build them straight up in the air maybe, straight up would be huge. Like Ready Player One, like this scene at the beginning of Ready Player One, just get a super long ladder. There were like four unwritten rights of passage. One was that. The other was to pee on the John, John Harvard statue. Which was kind of funny because all the Asian tourists would always go up and rub his foot as a joke, so it's like you pee on the foot and you're pissing on Asians. That's the joke. I don't know if that was the joke to them, but that was the joke how I understood it. Yeah. Yeah. Another one. So did you piss on it? No, I never did. I had too much respect. No, you pissed on it. No, I definitely didn't. You might not remember it, but you definitely did. I certainly hammered. I did hammered, but I didn't do it. OK, then the other one, what there was another one, which was to run in what we called primal screen. I think it was what it was called, which was where in the winter reading period, it must have been December, right before exams, when everyone was studying their asses off, some night, right before the exams, a lot of students would do a naked lap around Harvard Yard. That one, I don't think I would be into well, what was the problem was was that all these fucking bombs from Cambridge would come into Harvard Yard with cameras and get their material for the year. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good. And it's like, oh, you want to jerk off to some bookish lesbian from I love jerking off to a lady who's mid stride. Yeah. One tiddy up here. One tiddy down here. Yeah. He's a real monster, he's just a full, just, yeah, yeah, that's not the best. It was the grossest people on campus that participated of course, Phil used to do a naked bike ride. Don't they still do it? I'm sure they still do it. And then they would, there would be photographers, but they would like, I guess, just like finally blur it out, but it was like when I was like 15 years old, so I was like clicking through like a one by one slowly loading montage and they would like load from left to right, nothing, nothing. Yeah, Gardini has a bit about the, about the naked bike ride. In Virginia, we went to Virginia one year when they won the national championship and they have this long, have you ever been to Virginia's campus? No, I heard it's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah. They have this long green on the campus that's lined by these like little huts that I think are like suit, they were like civil war adjacent and they still look like that. And I think that's where the seniors live and that's where they were burning the teaky torches. Probably. No, not on UVA campus. But Charlotte, it was Charlottesville and that's where the UVA is. Charlottesville. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's where they were burning the teaky torches where they actually own campus. It's that like green on the campus, but like lining either side is the like these say cool just one off little wood burning huts and I think that there's at some point during the year and naked run and they won the championship and it was it was asses, it was asses and penises, penises flop and penises and all sizes love that. I have a hard time jogging with an erection. So I don't think that I would have ever attempted that. There were guys who were just like starting their jog would get hard and lose complete blood flow. So they would get like fall over that like they got to hit with a tranquilizer. They fully pass out and fuck at the one. Yeah, I can't think of anything I would rather do less like the amount of like drugs and alcohol that would have to be in my system to jog fully naked. You have to love your body. Love. You have to like a lot of you have to just be ass naked in the mirror. You have to love it so much like if you're even on the fence, you're a degenerate. Would you mind introducing what the day and oh, yes, of course it is it's Tuesday, May 12. I'm going to need you to clap. Well, you can't clap now. The pods already be on. Why can't we clap? So I don't want to hurt. I don't want to hurt our fans ears. Oh, fine. They're expecting the clap in the beginning. If you give it to them in the middle, they're like, what the fuck? You hear probably right. Not that I guess we're not in the middle or like five minutes in, but anyway, you're going to France. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For that. France and Ireland. Let's just really quickly just touch on Dave's response to the fact that Harry, the three of us were excluded from the the best comedy writers at Bar Soul thing? - Well, I don't know if that's if it was exactly that. - What happened? - Well, he overlooked us. - What happened? - And then he responded with a tweet. Why don't you tell about the tweet? - I just said something about us, saying that he would have chose us and then he made a joke about me and you'd be an on tour. - Yeah, he said he would have included us. - I'm gonna reply and say, yeah, that's mostly just Francis these days. (laughing) Why would you do that? - I'm not. - Why would you ever do that? - I'm not gonna say that. - Why would you even put that in there? I've never replied to a Dave tweet ever. (laughing) - Dave wrote, I would include all three of these guys. I just went off top of my head and was thinking Chicago office parentheses. That's if I can pull Francis and Sas off tour. - Wow. - Those parentheses. (laughing) - I just wanna note for the record here since I don't have Twitter to defend myself. It was August of 2025. When I told Dave personally face to face at the writer cup when we were sharing a house, I will give up my entire stand up career to dedicate all of my time and work to you and to bar stool. And he said, let me think about it. - He said, no, no, no, I like making fun of you for it. That seems like you've made up his mind. - No, no, no, no, no, no, you're still tormented. (laughing) - Well, I'm waiting to hear. (laughing) - He said, I'd rather make jokes long term about it. - It's hard for me to let that stand when I prostrated myself before him and said, use me. - Yeah. - And he's like, I'll get back to you. - Yeah, he said. - Well, can you look a prostrate for us just for the average listener? Of course, I know what it means. Lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward, often in submission. - What's that say? - Adoration or helplessness? - Adoration. Oh, see, I thought it was. - Oh, you were prostrating. - If the word means exactly what I meant, to me, you just did perfectly. - Oh, I'm not, I wasn't doubting that. - I'm just pleased with myself. - Yeah, that wasn't great for you. - It wasn't even close to me. - And a lot of the responses on Google think that you just misspelled prostate. - Oh, yeah. - That you're prostating. - Most of them. - Split diagrams of the prostate. - Yeah. - No one was strictly prostate. - The prostrate of hormones. Currently, Iran has closed it and it's causing major issues. - There's a blockage for the devout Muslims that lie in that position. - There's a cancer in the prostrate of hormones. - Anyway, no, that's very funny. - Did that hurt your guys? Did you hurt your guys like want to do stand up? No, right? - No, I just thought of a dream. - I didn't see it and then Ken Jack showed it to me and I laughed and that was it. I went, "Ha!" (laughing) - Oh, David back in the tricks. - And I carried on. - Well, it doesn't Dave know that you're fucking tours over? - The tour is over. - And put it, put the word out. Francis is tours over. - Yeah, but there are more dates in the fall. - I'm going to crush that. - I've got to get there. - Yeah, but Dave, he does not have to know yet. - He doesn't have to know about that. - He'll let them hide him from your Instagram stories. - Depending on what he's trying to say. - Depending on what Dave decides, a mayor may not be in Cleveland, Tampa, and a number of other cities this fall. - You already have those locked down? - Yeah, bro. - What the fuck? - I have a whole fucking-- - That's crazy. - I got Atlanta, Buffalo. - I don't think I have plans to do stand up comedy again. (laughing) I think I have a big New York city homecoming show in December, but we're not going to announce that quite yet. Anyway. - No, actually I am getting dates for June and July in the summer. - At the homecoming show, we're also going to be hosting a massive, like we're a 2000 ticket open bar after the fact. - Fuck yeah. - But you can't have the open bar unless you come to the show and buy a ticket. - Right. - Of course. - So we're going to do it at the library, and it's going to be a absolute fuck fest. - In the stacks. - Yeah, down below, on the ground. - We're going to have a swar at the stacks, like eyes wide shut. Everyone will wear little masks. - Oh, yeah. - Like it's an opera. - Mm-hmm. - I love that riding the library. - Did you go in a shopping spree at Nike SB? - I did, yeah. - The fact that you wore two different Nike SB sweatshirts back to back. - I bought two of them. - Yeah. - Standard. - You emptied the clip in two days. Honestly, I would have held on to the first one for a couple. - Well, I'm just going to wear these every day for the next couple weeks. - Do you have a favorite Nike SB skater? - No, I don't. - You ninja guy? - I mean, yeah, of course everyone loves ninja. - Everyone loves ninja. - Yeah, how do you not? - It's like, I'm very bonds. - I don't know if I think, I don't know if I know any other Nike reps. - Who's the one that has the great sneaker that he did? - Very gross. - Janowski's? - Maybe. - Right? - Yeah, that's who it is. - The fucking Janowski. - I used to have Janowski's back in my prime. - I can't rock him anymore. - Omar Salazar, that fucking hell. - Yeah, the Janowski's. - Eric Costin, we love Eric Costin. - The legendary. - Lance Mountain, it sounds like one of my favorite male porn stars. - I finished speaking of Mount and I finished the dark wizard. Did you guys finish it yet? - Haven't started it yet, but I will. Don't worry. - What's that thing? - Was that text a lie? When you said I watched the first episode. - Or was that not you? - Someone else, my bad. I got my friend groups mixed up for a second. - Damn. - That was a bow that said that. Sorry, I'm not allowed. We have to bleep that out. - That's nice for you that he's confusing you with bow, though. - I'm surprised he considered me part of any friend group. Well, you know, getting my friend groups mixed up, that's the biggest endorsement he's ever made of me being an actual friend. - He feels really bad about the Dave tweet. He's trying to let you down easy after that nasty Dave tweet. - Why would I feel bad about the Dave tweet? - I actually think he feels bad about not helping me vet that joke before the. - Or that's fine. - He didn't show up, because they would have liked me specifically. - Yeah, they would have. - Just show up. You should have just told him it was a 15 minute show. Like they shouldn't have known. Like when people leave Broadway shows at halftime, at intermission, just say that Francis has a set in front of 20,000 people. - Everyone's going home right after that. - And then we'll just all pick you up right after. Leave during his last joke to beat the crowd. It's not a bad idea. - That would have been nice. That would have been real nice. But I'm deeply jealous that you're going to France. - Yeah, me too. - I went to my favorite restaurant that I went to. The last time I was there was called Robert at Louise. And then I saw a Bourdain list. And it's his favorite restaurant too. And I didn't even know. And I'm such a Bourdain cock sucker. I just, I slob on anything that he does. - This is cool. There's an undercurrent of people that fucking hate Bourdain now on the internet. - What? - Have you seen this? Have you heard about this or your world? - Yeah. - There are people who rail against Bourdain to the tunes of thousands of likes and release. - I feel like I see people, some people kind of like inflate Bourdain in their head of like what he was and what he did. And then some people kind of like talk, like shit on that. 'Cause they'll be like Anthony Bourdain just had it all figured out. And it's like, well, he killed himself. (laughing) Like, you know? - People say nasty stuff about his 50 year old girlfriend. - Yeah, yeah. Like I think you just people are like, like I like Anthony Bourdain. I'm an Anthony Bourdain fan. - I'm an absolute Anthony Bourdain head. - I gotta be honest with you. The only Anthony Bourdain content I've ever really digested was the documentary about him. - Yeah, yeah. - You have a red kitchen confidential? - I haven't read kitchen confidential. Nor have I ever watched a single episode. - What? - Oh, the shows are great. - One Halloween, I put a bowl of kitchen confidential outside of my apartment and let people grab kitchen confidential instead of candy. - How many copies did you get? - I had a lot of copies of kitchen confidential and they went fast. - I'm really. - I can't believe you didn't stop by that year. - I should have. - Honestly, it's the best kitchen book of all time. It's like the best New York cooking rump. It's fucking fantastic. - Well, that's what launched him. - Yeah. - What happened with his girlfriend? What was that all about? - Okay, I can tell you. - Okay. - What was her name, the one of the last one he had? - 'Cause that's what people say. That's why he killed himself. - Asia Argento, right. So she was one of the leading, leading kind of spokespeople of the Me Too movement. - Got it. - She was one of the people who broke everything open about Harvey Weinstein, I'm pretty sure. And specifically, she did that at the Con Film Festival where she went up as a presenter or something and just spoke out about his naming people and all this. And it caused quite a stir and that was the beginning of it. And he was so taken with her that he started to kind of give her, this is the theory that he gave her more and more ownership and creative direction of his career to the point that she started directing episodes of his show. And she kind of like didn't know what she was doing and the rest of his crew hated it and it started to cause all this friction but he was choosing her. And then he found out that she was having an affair with another guy. - Was the guy like young? - Wasn't there something with like, she, well, didn't she do something with Johnny sins? Okay. She was getting her back. Oh, no. He's my favorite fucking tread lightly. Okay. I thought there was something where like she, she did something bad. Yeah. Like, oh, like something very bad. Sexual assault allegations and payment or no, but that's her alleging. Oh, she accepted, sexually assaulted a actor when he was 17. So that's what it was. That's what I was thinking of. So I heard that's why he killed himself because it was like coming out that she did that. I don't know. I mean, who knows? Who knows? I don't we don't have to, you know, come up with our own theories. It's sad because he had a daughter, but it's also like, there is part of me that's like, what if he just like did everything? Yeah. He might have just completed. He might have he might have just done every side task and just like bent to every corner of the earth and done everything. But I enjoyed his book and I enjoy no reservations. Yeah. Go up a little. We read that part. I'll explain to Anthony Warden. Read this out loud. Shortly before Bourdain died by suicide in June, 2018, photos were published of Argento with French reporter Hugo Claimal reports later surfaced of tense texts between them regarding the incident with Bourdain, not noting he did not own her, but felt carelessness within her heart with her heart with his heart, Jesus Christ. So yeah. So he blamed her openly cheating on him with this guy for, I mean, that, that's what people kind of consider. French reporter, you go Claimal is definitely, that's even worse than Johnny Sins. He's probably a way worse, yeah, at least Johnny Sins is circumcised. Yeah. He probably saw her at Robert at Louise with you go, Claimal and Claimal. It was like, oh, this is my favorite fucking spot. And he died before he could take it off his list of favorites. So it's still haunts him to this day that people are going to Robert at Louise and his name. Anyway, you got to go. Yeah, I'll go. Yeah, you have to. I'll go push my arm. You can ask a little bit when you get out there. Just treat this a little bit. Treat this kind of like it's like an investigative, you know, weekend for you. I will. Like you want to get down to the bottom. What happened to Anthony Bourdain? Okay. Yeah. I like the sound of that. Hey, son of a boy ad listeners, we'll be right back. But first, a quick message from one of our partners. Stel blue coffees, new can lattes are here, crafted with a hundred percent Colombian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors, espresso, cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, Stel blue cans are for those always on the go. And for those who care, Stel blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. I named the brand after my rescue dog Stella who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations. 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Goats are like the what? The different animals. Goats are like the gypsies of lamb. Yeah, they can't be trusted. They're completely different animals. They're like the rock climbers. They're the illegal immigrants. They live along the side of the road. They're like, I don't want to be tied down. That's true. Lamb every night need to have a roof over their heads. Yeah, they get eaten by tyoes and foxes. But, but, but no, sheep get eaten by coyotes. Lamb killing coyotes. Really? I don't know. Hey, I'm going to go with now. You don't pay for lamb sheep a month. We might as well just read it. What the fuck is a hog? It's sheep with two permanent teeth. Oh, lamb is a young sheep. That sounds like an alpaca now. Look, I don't want there's going to be a class of people that are furious with us. I'm not trying to introduce like most of the listeners. The alpacas are the illegal immigrants. Oh, really? The alpacas they spit on you. That's right. For asking for their papers. Yeah, we had like, there was like a family in our town growing up that had alpacas. It just dried by every day. See alpacas. I see that sometimes. And I think to myself, how'd that begin? I don't know. What do you do with that? Something bad happened. What do you, what do you need alpacas? Someone got laid off and they were like, I think we should get some alpacas, you know, get the energy up around here. Or like they moved out of the city and the dad didn't want to. He's like, well, I'm getting alpacas and like, if we have land, I'm going to put alpacas on it. You want a more room? Okay, well, I'm getting my alpacas and I'm getting one vacuña and a hog it. One vacuña, three alpacas, no llamas. Yeah, it's got to be some sort of crisis. There are four of those. What are they called? There's alpaca, vacuña, llama. And then there's one more cheap. Do you know what the last one is? No, ask. There's one more in the family. Tyler, can you look up the family of alpacas? Guanaco. I got it. Before you found it, I know it. It's Guanaco. Guanaco. Yeah, yeah, it's Guanaco. I figured it out. Fuck yeah. I don't know what these, what this family is. I don't know what they are. Absolute freaks. It's like the, the byproduct of a sheep fucking giraffe. It's disgusting. Yeah. Alpacas or guancos? Guancos. They shouldn't exist, honestly. You have to be the dumbest looking animals. People don't know this, but actually, you know, ice rounds up these illegals for the ones that they can't get the information out of that they're asking for. They send them to a secret island of Guanaco. Really? Where they torture them. Easter Island. It's the Latin version of Guantanamo. Oh, I see. Yes. It's just a shit ton of llamas. Guanaco. Alpaca, Alcatres. Guantanamo. Guantanaco. Guantanaco. What the fuck are you even doing in France? Yeah, wait, so are you going to France today? No. End of the week. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I'm going to Ireland with four play and you've got surviving. So we weren't able to record and in your way. I'm going this week. Oh, we're not recording next week. No, she's got survived. That's huge. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I get back from it. I'm going to be in Atlanta for a week. Now I want it to come in when I get back. Yeah. What are you coming back from Atlanta? Ah, Sunday or Monday, depending on how we win. If we win. Sick. I want to know what your plan is in France. I'm trying to live vicariously through your travels. What are you going to do day by day? Um, I'm going to shop. Hmm. So you just hit in Paris. Are you in the first rowing these more? I think I am in the first horse. And then you only hit in Paris or are you going anywhere else? No, just Paris. And then I'll go to Dublin for the day while I wait for the guys to arrive. Oh, nice. Oh, far there. I've heard Dublin's pretty like walkable. Is that so? Yeah, it is. Cool. Like it's pretty small. I don't really have much experience in Dublin. I think you can just like walk across the whole city. I'm excited to go. I could be wrong about that. I'm concerned about my packing. Ah, I'm the same boat. I'm in the same boat right now. I packed all my shit last night. I don't know. I'm definitely forgetting a lot of things. My concern. You have one gaming tournament to attend. I'm going to be gone for almost a week. I get it. But my concern about my packing is that I have different climates, climates, three different climates that I have to pack for me too. And lots of different things. I do. Inside the lobby. Inside the venue. I know it's going to be 30 degrees colder than it is outside for some reason. So you got to prepare for that. And then you got that Atlanta air. It's always changing. You know, they say about the weather in Atlanta, if you don't like it, just wait. I think they say that about everywhere on the planet. Or they also say there's two seasons construction and everything else everywhere on the planet. They say that shit. 63 in Atlanta. The worst winter I ever had was summer in Atlanta. That's what they say. Oh, yeah. That's what they famously say. Look at that 84 down to fucking. I was stating 59 is the low. I mean, that's that's a 30 degree change right there. Yeah. Just about just to damn about. So Francis. So you got to wait for the French. Are you going to do in France? - Well, just to finish the packing thought, I gotta go for Paris, then I'm going Dublin and all around Ireland and then I have to fly back to Boston to then jump to Martha's Vineyard for my cousin's wedding. - Jesus Christ. - So I have to carry a suit bag through France, through Ireland and all the way back to. - All right, let's think of some solutions here. So do you know anyone in New York going to the wedding? - The family. - Yeah, no, that's not gonna work. Hey, could you guys bring my talks? - Give the bride your talks man. - That's who I know, that's who I know. But honestly, dude, I love what you just said. - I think that, I think it's the plan. - What an incredibly out-of-character productive question from you. - That's not out-of-character. - Let's think of some solutions. Do you know anyone from New York going to the wedding? In my life, I would not have thought that you would ever say something like that. - Yuda, who wants to carry a talks around all of Europe for a week? - You're helping me solve a problem. - Well, we're a little thin on topics right now. You have a notice? (laughing) - So what are you doing? - We're not. You're just worried we will be, but I'm not. I think we're fine. - We're flowing. - Yeah, so moving grooving. - We're gonna figure this out. - Okay, my dad is going, but he's going from DC. - But your sister lives close to DC. - That's where he is. (laughing) - Just trying to figure out if there's a way we can get the talks to your sister. - To get to my dad. (laughing) - Is anybody going to DC? - Well, Atlanta's on the way to DC. - I'm not gonna be in DC. - What if you drove down, drove to DC and flew out? - Yeah, fly out of Dallas. - Whatever it's called. - Fly out of Dallas. - All right, well, let's put it this way. If there's anyone listening to this podcast who will be going to Martha's Vineyard, the weekend of like May 30th or 31st, from New York City who could pick up my suit today and only today. - Well, they're not gonna hear it. - Why not? - 'Cause this comes out in two days. - That's the day. - Oh, I'm in the suit and then they would bring it in that weekend. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I think that's the move. Do you, are you dad set on bringing your own suit or would you be, like would you just, we will in the like, do that? - Would you borrow a suit from a goodwill or something like that? - Like borrow a rent. - I'd rather that my plane crashed than I was. (laughing) - That's crazy. - Barrow a suit. - A suit is a crazy thing to borrow. - Freshman being invited to prom by a senior. Is that what you think this is? - I can say borrow a suit. - Is there like a funeral? - Like a last minute. - Some inner city kid who might get drafted tonight. Is that the thought here? - Well, I was thinking talks, but I guess it's a suit. - I think it's suit. Here's another option. - Okay. - I get a custom tailored suit in Paris. - But then you're still gonna run into the issue of, you're the only thing that you're cutting out is having to fly to Paris. - Yeah, but he gets the experience of buying a French suit. - I get a custom tailored suit. - It's a little flashy for not your own wet, like showing up in a, if you show up in a French custom suit, people are gonna be like, whoa. - But if you won't, like-- - They'll be like, we're in white. - That's the untreated. - No, yeah. - They'll be like, that's exactly what I expected. - Yeah, that's where I'm white. - What kind of suit are you thinking? Are you thinking it's a little flashy? - Most people can't tell that a suit is custom-made. - No, no. - Custom tailored. - Yeah. - Most to the eye. - Only true Habbert Asher's can tell. - Or if you have a very unorthodox pattern on the suit. - That's true, yeah. - That's like ash-holish to wear. - Yeah, but you can get patterns. - My buddies all went to China after college, and they said that there's this place in China where you can get custom suits made for the same price that you'd pay for, like off the rack J-Crew suit here in America. - Oh, yeah, I'm not surprised. So, like, nothing wrong with those off the rack. J-J-Crew suits. - Not at all. That's all I own. For what it's worth, I don't own a custom suit. - Oh. - I'd rather. - All my suits are from like suits apply. - Yeah. - I think I got four custom suits. - Yeah, that's not surprising. - I used to get custom suits made for most dangerous game shows. - Yeah, yeah, you have like the her brook suits. - Yeah. (laughing) - And now that show's not on anymore. So, go for it. - Oh, no, no, it'll come back. - I'm saying the budget was misappropriated. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - For what the helicopters? Was that really why it died? - No, it was the suits. (laughing) - The suits killed the show. - It was the custom suits. - You had custom suits for a lot of things. - You were a rock in the custom suit. You used to wear suit in every video pretty much. - I wore suits in some videos that I made if I was doing like a investigative report. - Like when we did the video in Minnesota with the Vikings fans, you were wearing a suit. 'Cause that's where I got that photo and I made that thing of like what, what, what, what, I made that. - Were we wrong, we eat or something? - No, no, that was for the lettuce thing. - But I was wearing a suit for that too. - Yeah, you were. (laughing) - I think it was the same suit. - Yeah, man, maybe. - Oh yeah, 'cause that's a wintery suit. - That is a good winter suit. - You gotta get a custom suit then, Francis. I can't be having more custom suits than you. - It doesn't feel like I have an option anymore. - You have to get the custom. - But I could do it in Dublin, which would take out the flight from Paris to Dublin. - No, actually a Dublin, you could get that they have great wool over there. - Yeah, and Martha's Vineyard could be sea breezy. - It could be a little chilly. - Right on the Cusp of May, June. - Yeah, some lined suit. - There's a summer wool suit. You can get a summer wool suit, a light wool suit. - I think you. - What about an alpaca suit? - Oh, now you're talking. - Now we're talking. Do they make suits, or do they only make the scratchiest sweaters of all time? - Yeah, yeah. - The thickest socks that your mom ever got you. - I would honestly. - Which are great, honestly. - They say that if you wear an alpaca sweater onto an alpaca farm, the alpaca actually will try to fuck you. - Yeah, they don't spit on you. They spit on it. - They spit. They get ready by spitting. - They spit on it. - They spit in there fucking the who first. - They get you going. - What's that? - So much spit. They spit like a gallon of spit. You wouldn't have to have them respite later on. - Yeah, yeah. - Or else that's disgusting. - I don't know if you know, Seth, we're a little thin on top right now. - We're talking about alpacas. - Getting fucked by alpacas. - Spectorating. Give alpaca a Lucy. - I gotta get a good suit for, I wish I'd bribe now that I'm thinking about it. I wish I'd brought a suit to Atlanta because like for championships on day, if we make it, that would have been-- - If you guys are all in suits, maybe you need to get a custom suit down there. - Down in that line. - But like a, like a TD Jake suit. - Yeah. - You need to get like a suit that a brother would wear to like a stadium match. - Kings a comedy suit. - The Kings a, yeah, the Stacey Adam suit. - Back like his hell. - A bright orange suit. - A purple. - Yeah, purple. - Like imagine me in that. - Something that's fucking wide. Stacey Adam's-- - I don't know who this is. - TD Jake says I think of a televangelist. - Okay. - In the realm of a creflo dollar type of deal. - Yeah, I would definitely need to get one of those. - American pastor. Is he one of the really, really successful ones? - He is super successful. - That's cool. - And he's an absolute black king. - Did you guys ever watch what's it called? What's the show? - Joe Losteen. - No, the Danny McBride. - Oh. - He's down and down? - No, more than that. - Yeah, just down and down. - Right, just down. - You guys ever watched that? - I watched a little bit of it. - So funny. - It's really good. - Yeah, it's really funny. - Yeah, it's really good. - For whatever reason I did. It never grasped for me. - Did you ever try watching it? - I think I watched a little bit of the first season, but I think it was when it was coming out weak by weak. - You should go give it a rewatch. - It's just very funny. - You know what I watched that I thought was excellent? Was beef season two. Oh yeah, I watched that too. It was good. - I thought it was really good. I don't know why more people weren't talking about it. - Put me on, let's be. - Oh, people have been raving about it. You're just not online. (laughing) - That's fine. I don't think that doesn't insult. - I know, it's not an insult at all. That's funny to just feel like. - Yeah, I haven't heard anything about this. (laughing) I haven't heard anything. - About anything. - Yeah, I'm honest with you. - It wasn't in the New York magazine. - Yeah. - No beef season one was about-- - I never saw season one. - Alley Wong and this other guy who have this ongoing feud. - Oh, yes. - And that was really good. - Yes, the Asian game. - Yeah, it's really great. - Oh shit, that's a reen. - That season one? - I did watch the first three episodes of that. - That was really good too. - I never thought you gave up on that. That was a good one. I think season two was actually better. - Really? - I thought so. It's funnier. - That's one of the people were saying, yeah. - I thought it was funnier. It's set in a really interesting, like, it's very much, it felt much more white fantasy than season one did. - Koreans need to stop being disrespected in the fucking world of Asians. - Koreans need to stop making such good content because-- They're making Hollywood look bad sit. You're here tiny little Korean footsteps coming up behind them in the secondary. They have squid game. There's an argument to me made that their side, the film work and the TV work coming out of Korea is no, they're well, I just watched that. I was talking to you guys about it. I watched that Korean movie on the plane on the way to fish week and it was fucking on it like shit on every movie that I saw nominated this year. It was so fucking interesting. Which one's that? What was it called? Not old boys in American classic, a Korean American classic. It was something about a 2003. Crazy. It was something like it was just 2026 Korean movie. Huh? No other choice. Did you want to watch it? No other choice. It was so fucking good. Wow. I love a thriller. Yeah. Very cool. It was so fucking okay. I'll check this out, but I totally, I totally agree that they're, uh, or did you watch it dubbed? Or did you just read the captions? I think I was reading the whole time. Maybe I'll watch that on the flight. It was excellent. If I tell Lanna, they're fucking music is fucking cool. They're fucking shopping is cool. Yeah, there are. It's less expensive to get to than Japan. Their skincare is amazing. There are fashion is it and they just fashion forward. I was looking at a picture of a group of Koreans and they looked like they're just having a fucking blast. So they swagged out and everybody was Korean too. There's a lot of swaggy Koreans. Their barbecue was great. It used to be swaggy Chinese, but I think it's changed. There were. I think Korea always had that. I think that there's, there's just a lot of Chinese people. Yeah, the per capita swagginess Korea has that crown. Yeah, they are pretty swaggy. They like streetwear over China. Oh, yeah, well China is the enemy. Whoa. You you disagree? I don't have any enemies. See, this is where Francis has been. So you've been reading something and you're probably not wrong. What do you got against China? No, where do I begin? They're on our ass and everything. Yeah. They're right there and everything. I don't know. Let's start with the fact that my dad owned a software company and every year they would hire it like 30% of that's good business stuff. Putting out and just rip it. They just have no IP loss. Yeah, it's good business. Yeah, it's called hustling. They're they're military spending up there. They're fucking tech is up there. They're trying to make the yen, the global currency. Mm hmm. They're trying to use yen. That would be crazy. Imagine 10 years from now, we're just all using yen. Something would have had to go very wrong. I don't know. I think it'd be going right. It's been coming for a long time. Yeah. I think people thought it was going to happen sooner and then it like moved away. Whoa. One yen goes a long way. No, no, no, guys along. One yen does not. Oh, that's Japanese. It's the Chinese. You ain't won or whatever. I don't know. Not bought. Yeah, you want. Yeah. So one yen is one. I don't know. Fuck. We gon' be rich forever. Chinese Gilliamwala. Oh, getting on. Oh, God. I'm so happy. Those brothers are back with bar stool. Oh, love that stoked for them. Stoked for them. So damn happy. Alrighty. Let's talk about, quote, if your business communications are basically a burner phone or into prayer, miss calls, text, nobody answers and customers following up for the third time, it's a mess. At some point, you just have to hit that wall where you're like, all right, I'm done with this. Let's fucking quote. That's why today's episode is brought to you by quote spelled Q. U.O. The business communication system built so you can never miss a call. 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Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So one of our, one of the guys that we like that, he's like a, he does like the analytics and stuff for Bush. He had an extra team pass, which is needed to play in the major for challengers. And he was trying to sell it, but like he couldn't find anyone to buy it. So he was like, fuck it. Like, let's just, like, I'm going to play. And then he like texted in the group chat and asked if anyone wanted to play. And I was like, sure, I'll play. I mean, like, we're all like there, like, we're going to get destroyed. I'm going to be like, like, it'll probably last three minutes if I had to guess, but Jerry and Mook are playing. Jerry and Mook aren't playing. It's just you. Just me. Yeah. Are you that you're that much better than they are? No, no. Are you better than Jerry and Mook? No, I'm better, like now. I don't really think so now. Who's the best of the three of you? Um, probably you. Probably me. He's just being home. I'm kind of weird circular language. Are you used to? Because I will say like, I used to be a lot better than them. But now, like, I don't really play as much anymore. And they play a lot. And they're both pretty good now. When you say you don't play as much anymore. And they play a lot. Does that mean that they must be playing 24 hours a day nonstop? No, I only play Call of Duty like once or maybe like once or twice a week. Oh, you play other games. I play other games. And I also just don't have and haven't had a ton of time to game recently. Why? It's been slammed and moved. I moved. What else? You said not. Or you do streaming about gaming, but you're not actually playing. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, this weekend I didn't play because I was live the entire time. You're watching gaming. Yeah. I see. Right. You're like Tom Brady. You're like Tony Romo. I'm taking it all in. I'm studying the tape. You're like Tom. You're like Tony Romo and you're in the booth now. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. You used to be on the sidelines. Yeah. But you're also kind of like who is that tight end Jason Whitten? He like went and was in the booth for a year. And he's like, actually, I'm going to go back to playing. Yeah. It sucks to be in the booth. Yeah. And so you're back out there. Yeah, I got to get back out. And you could have a slum dog millionaire type of. I think what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you are going to do something miraculous. I think we're going to make a run and I just got to figure out a way to get some matter all before. Well, I was going to say get you some matter all. And then what we'll do is we'll find out who you're playing and I'll give them hallucinogenic. Oh, I like that. Or even just like a Xanax. Yeah, the Razipane. Yeah. Yeah. Sort of Benzo. Slow and down. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I think you could give the guys on the other team black tar heroin. And I think they're still winning. Wow. The rules. No. No. No. No amount of aterol in the world could make me win this match. Well, let's try that though. Like that's put what what is the moment? I don't want to take a adder all anyway. I don't want to be like, because I still do the stream. Can you ode you on adder all or you just feel jittery? I hope to assume your part probably explodes at a certain point, right? Let's give your competitors. Hanta virus. Yeah. My mom. My mom like sent me a sent me something about like my old adder all prescriptions. Like I guess she like had the bottles. Is it is it still like do they still use all these names? Like it's just straight up called like meth. Oh, like meth aloxidone. Yeah. Like meth. Whatever. And then the other one's just called and fed and fedamine salts. So she's giving you a placebo. Now I don't know. It was basically giving you Himalayan seeds. And you thought that you were on adder all, but it was in the capsule. This is back. This is all these are old. Yeah. Francis, what do you see about Hanta? Well, I saw that. Hanta burner has been tore. Hanta Montoya. A lot lately. And she's going to be in the in the in the swimsuit edition, which is why she was throwing up on that cruise ship to look good for the shoot. Oh man. What is going on with the I heard it's in Atlanta. Atlanta Hannah. Yeah. They're saying my sister was saying stay away from the hospitals. What's going on? I don't even know what Hanta virus is. I don't really know much. It's like a virus that you get from like putting your like mouth right over a rotting rodent and like putting a towel over your head to kind of like breathe it in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you if you huff a red a dead rodent, you kind of just put it right to your mouth and like suck on it like a canister of keyboard cleaner. You get the Hanta virus. And that's what they were doing on this cruise ship. They're passing around dead rats. What the fuck? How does this even happen? That's actually what yes. I'm telling you that it from fucking huff. Here's freaking out because he's been sucking on his wall sockets for the last couple of weeks and his walls are filled with dead rats because he was eating fucking dead rats like a crawfish boil. Like he got a piece to hit. He hit his electrical outlets like they're a jewel. Ever since I quit the jewel, he's been sucking on the three-pronged outlet. We get some of that rat fume. That's crazy. I didn't know that's how they got it. And then they like the cruise ship, like people started dying. And so they started leaving them off on different continents. Really? They literally like put one person in South America, one person in Africa, one person in North. Something biblical. Yeah. Like the way that like fucking Noah decided to repopulate species. Yeah, that's how like, let's have everyone get this. Akunya is here to help pack up there. It's a horror crux. They're just splitting it up. Or it's like the Rothschild family. It's like one of them will go to France and one of them will go to Germany. Yeah. It's going up. Well, you know about the Rothschilds, yes. Not enough. That's crazy though. I hope I don't get this shit. Apparently it's really bad. Like they're saying it's way like I think it's like you die in a worse fashion. What are the symptoms? Does it say death? It's just death. I'm not rooting for you to die. That'd be a real bummer. Intense death. But if there were a way for you to die, Hanta would be pretty apt. Nausea vomiting diarrhea, abdominal pain. I've had almost all those today. Yeah, nobody would go to hospital. They'd be like, I don't not see anything wrong here. Shortness of breath, tightness in the chest. I mean, I've got feeling a little tight. You might have it though. You might be like, you could be the chosen one like in the last bus where it's like, I got bit when I was a kid. I've had the head to the whole time. I don't know about this guys. I mean, you can't rush back. I would drive back. Maybe pick up the suit on the way. But like, I would drive back because if you fly back, you're going to infect everybody at the airport and the symptoms might take a couple of days to onset onset. We got an email. So we got, we got like two fucking cactus. It's just like every time I readjust it pulls at my beautiful sweater. Oh, yeah. It's killing. It's killing. No. How nice is that sweater? That's a good sweater. Oh, what is that? This is a very heavy sweater. That's so nice. An alpaca? No, it's not alpaca. What is it? Standard cotton. This is a sweetbreads. It's made from the neck of goat. Very nice. A sweetbread sweater. Are you going to like this outfit in Ireland? Your royalty? Is that so? This is a perfect Ireland outfit. Oh, because of the coal miners. I'm wearing their color. People are like, wow, he's just come out of the mind. That's what they would think for sure. I don't know if that is that the swag in Ireland? This is the swag in Ireland. You think for sure. What do you think it is? I don't know. For what for what Francis is going to be doing? It's either that or you're wearing like an adidas track suit or some shit or some tweed. You got to get like a nice swayed vest like that. Ireland. Have you talked to Kali at all? No, but I know you're going out. I haven't. You're supposed to check in. Give them the heads up. You got to watch sins of our father to prepare sins of the father. I'd like to check that out. I'm excited. It's going to be great. I'm very excited to hang out with Frankie Trent. Are you going to go see a show? What is it? The Celtic woman? Is that what they call it? Yeah, the Irish. Irish dance doing the little dances. Yeah. I'll be nice hanging out with them, but it would be really nice to explore. I bet wherever your golf course is, I bet very close to there. There's like a roadside pub that's more like charming and enchanting than anything that you've ever been to in the United States. There's an awesome pub near Royal County down that my dad and I went to last when we were there. And what was it called? Can't remember. Fuck my bed. But I don't know. I mean, I'm just going to have fun drinking pints and Guinness. Yeah, you're just going to get hammered. No, I don't think so. That sounds what you just said anytime I've ever drank Guinness, I don't get hammered. Yeah, not enough. Well, it's too hard to drink a lot of it. I remember getting to a point where I got into I remember like being at a bar and getting like my another Guinness and being like I literally can't drink anymore. Yeah. And then just getting it down anyway. And I miss drinking with you now. We did it three times. And we had a damn good time. We went and played pool. Remember those days? Oh, yeah. I want to go play pool for three hours. Sure. Yeah. Sure. When you'd have beers and I'd have cocktails. Yeah. Yeah. So we did. And you'd slow down and he wouldn't, he would get sharper. Yeah. Pick up speed. Keep going. Jason Williams was asking about your golf skill. And I was just like he's technically proficient in all hand sports in every way. Like he's just like so technically. I called you orthodox. Like you're not unorthodox. You're like the opposite of unorthodox. You just have like a orthodox pool delivery orthodox darts orthodox golf swing. It's not like you have any like kinks or hitches is just like down the line mechanically perfect. And it's well frustrating. I'm lucky in that I learned all those sports in the orthodox community of Williamsburg where they teach you a very strict technique. You know, the dark you keep your elbow in because it's the same arm you're going to use to beat your wife when she doesn't wear her head covering. Right. And the pool is just the same as sawing off the penis at a brisk. Exactly right. That's exactly right. Slicing up kosher deli meat, you know, sawing off the penis. That's what a brisk is, right? You saw the penis off. Yeah. Yeah. Remove the penis. My golf swing is the same swing I use with my pick to build the tunnels. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Really nice swing sense. In truth, Ron, I have to be, I have to be honest with you, my golf swing is not that orthodox. It's not that orthodox or, or pretty. What? Oh, I mean, I mean, sass is like butter. I would say sass probably has a better golf swing. We're sweeter technically. Yeah. I don't know why. I feel like my whole life, I had a terrible swing and then I just hit a poem where I was like, butter. Yeah, butter just feels right. It's the not working out. Damn it, dude. You know, I really want you to be in the internet eventational, but you have not made a single effort to put yourself in contention. Yeah, because I don't play golf. You're going to be better than players that are there. You would not be the last person picked. I would do can some of these guys. Your boy, you'll be better than the retarded guy. No, who's the who's the little like, uh, Deltouch, gay, uh, you know, escort, kind of stripper kid speed or no sketch sketch was there. He was terrible. Yeah, but he's like a celebrity. Is he? No, he was during that time. He's a celebrity in the gaming world like you are. First of all, no, he's a celebrity in the throat world. Fucking taking it on. Put some cheeks. I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I think he's pretty famous. Hold 19th hole over there. Yeah, he was prostrating on camera. Crazy. If you guys sketch more like stretch. Fucking leave him open. Oh my god. Yeah. Um, and I say that with love. Yeah, I say that with love. It seems like a really nice guy. But he'll be, I don't know, I don't know if he's back in truth, but there were players of that Ilke. You would certainly not be bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel. Uh, there's other dudes definitely statistically in how many people were there 50 48 last year. I think there will, I think there will be more this year. So statistically, if like 11% of the population's gay, like there were at least four other people who probably who had gay sex there as well as him. You think? So I don't want to like love him in statistically. Why I had enough for at least three so that it means there's probably only one more. I was getting my. Oh my god. You were insatiable. Big cedar, you know what I mean? Yeah. Pain's valley. That's what I was calling the buttholes I've pillaged. Have you ever heard the stat pain? Those valleys. I've ever heard the stat that the average human being the one that the average human being swallows eight spiders in a lifetime. I have heard that. Yeah, but that changes every day. It's like eight spiders and then like it's actually eight spiders every night. You know, they keep moving it. They keep moving the goalposts. Well, that is because I've been funneling spiders. I'm fucking off the average for everybody. I don't think I've had ancestors to be honest. Oh, you had some spiders. How would you know? Because I use my mouth shut. I'm pretty sure our spider here at Barstool swallows eight daves. Oh, I That's a good bet. That's actually that's actually a great reason to use the mouth tape to reduce your spider intake I've been using it, but I have a little slit in mind to get so the spiders can just so I can I still get it to have a taste Yeah, I got a bad feeling those spiders know how to lift the tape up and then close the hatch on the way in I salt Never know. I put Tahine around my mouth tape so as they're on their way in They season themselves on their way to spiders. Yeah, I had some crazy Tahine Jolly rancher gummies the other day. No, yup. Shut up. Why would you buy such a thing? Oh, they were delicious. Come on now. Yeah, look up spicy Jolly rancher gummies Oh, I don't know about that dude. That doesn't sound That doesn't sound right to me made by Kiva. Oh, these are weed gummies Yeah, I'm not a fan of this dude. These feet wave gummies. Trust have I ever have I ever led you down the wrong path Spice and candy. Come on, bro. This is like they're like Mexican gummy bears. This is very Mexican-coded The Mexican brothers have to love this you have you guys never had the Mexican gummy bears like the Tahine I Have like the the one big atomic gummy bear You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's not at all Back when I the one of the last things I saw on my Instagram was this guy who He I guess he films himself. He'll eat something insane and then film the aftermath and he ate a Thousand milligram gummy bear edible. It was like the size of a teddy bear Oh, and he just biting it like eating it's yours and stuff was impossible And he's like I'm gonna keep filming no matter what later that night. He's puking uncontrollably 16 hours and wakes up and his eyes are still so bloodshot and he's like I'm still so This guy. I mean where do you even find that thing? What is it? How much is it? Is it a thousand milligrams? Oh God die from that oh my God those Joey Diaz What does he take the stars? He calls them like his magic stars? Yeah, like 200 milligrams each when I went to that wedding in Ethiopia the groom linked up with all of his Ethiopian boys before and the one gave him like a SIM card He's like whatever you do do not lose this SIM card and he put the SIM card in his wallet and on his way to the airport He took a 500 milligram gummy and by the time he got into the airport like his knees buckled outside the airport and his fucking wife had to push him in a wheelchair Through the his like wife to be on their flight back to Ethiopia had to push him in a wheelchair through the whole airport When he woke up in Ethiopia, he had lost his wallet and So phone and this dude's like SIM card. That's like was a one-of-one thing like on his way to his wedding lost everything that like I don't Understand why people think that's a good idea. No ever. Why do people decide like I'm gonna get the highest? I've ever been right before flying you know does this by the way on a ton of 10 on nightly basis Clemmer. Oh, yeah, 150 milligrams Like routinely. Yeah, that is actually buckling yourself like your your tolerance has to be insane But it's not just tolerance like you're doing such insane stuff to your mind. Yeah, your brain is going fucking through it Yeah, like imagine that guy who took the what how would you say a thousand five thousand five thousand milligram and what was Happening in his brain that his brain was like shut it down for 16 hours. Yeah Down he filmed himself again three days later. Still impossibly high apparently when the escapeably miserably high Yeah, I just wanted to end. I don't think he was getting less high. I don't think he was wearing off. Yeah, probably not apparently like when that happens You take like super strong edibles apparently if I think I've said this before, but if you shit Apparently, it's like you are like you become noticeably less high like once you shit Yeah, because isn't that what's happening with edibles the way they're metabolizing your stomach unleashes it like it's a completely different drug pretty much Yeah, so if you just shit out the drugs, I don't know that's great like the Yeah, the high-dose edibles are freaky. Yeah, that's nice. Who are those who the fuck are those four? I mean dude the one of the guys on our ton are on bush Lou Wait, I'm sorry. How did his wife not get angry with him that she had to put like right before their wedding He probably there's nothing she can do. She's probably like annoyed it, but also like I Don't know it might be like lightly cultural that like the man just kind of like Gets to do what they want to do. I see. Yeah, he just was like doing what he wanted to do Yeah, like she takes his kids home to Ethiopia for like a six month stretch of time just to like Be raised with her family in Ethiopia just and and he just says like living in the United States as if like he just Galaxy gas I'm gonna say it high, but like he just doesn't have the response to fucking fine Laramie told me in six months All right, here we go Like opening the drawers Takes out the hammer John we're busts open the floor is a vault underneath All right, what do I start? Literally goes into cryo space like cryo sleep until she returns It's cultural. That's amazing. That's amazing Wait, what were you saying? I'm sorry. I didn't need to cut you off. No, we're talking about like on the flight to No way to Birmingham like I took like a like a 10 milligram Edible and then I was talking and I was like yeah, I didn't like that didn't fall slow I didn't even get tired like nothing happened And then our buddy are the either was on our team blue fire He was like he was like yeah, I took a 200 milligram live Ross and Edible. I passed out immediately It's like bro. What even is that? It's insane you passed out like what did you take it to your neck? What is he doing? I just don't know how you could Get on a plane that fucked up. So this is my a friend of mine. It has a petrifying fear of flying yeah And I he didn't always and I said what happened and he said one time he took an edible before a flight and had a panic attack on the flight And ever since then he has had it triggered a fear of flying he didn't before that and he went to see a psychiatrist or psychologist about it And he walked in the door and he was like I've developed a fear of flying and the psychologist said did you take an edible? And he said that one in three cases that he sees one in three Of people who have a crippling fear of flying Or maybe it's ones that have developed yet Happened because of a bad edible experience on a plane. Yeah, why are people taking it like you'd be better off Smoking weed before getting on a plane. Maybe so I guess. Well, I guess my point is I am somebody I I don't I want to take edibles for my upcoming overnight flight Yeah But I've been doing it for a long time. Yeah, you're not gonna I think that people want to take an edible that's as big as their anxiety about flying And like it's inversely proportional not directly proportional So it's like if you're really scared you shouldn't take 80 milligrams of weed like take away less or none probably just zero If you're not scared at all, maybe you take like a bunch and refer your tolerance is high But in general like 10 milligrams of an edible is probably okay. Oh, yeah I came even the fives. Yeah Well, I haven't what's your tolerance at right now. I take 10s You ever go up more no, there's no there's diminishing returns at that point that story about wake up feeling like shit That and I eat a jar of peanut butter with honey. Oh, yeah, and I go scoop of peanut butter and then I go into the honey Yeah, so I wake up and the honey and the honey has peanut butter in it which drives me crazy. Yeah That's drives me crazy There is that something can drive you crazy that you do Absolutely, and you get to this thing where you're like, why am I not going honey first peanut butter? Yeah, that would solve it I don't mind having honey in the peanut butter jar No, no one does because your honey is squirt I should have brought in this honey that I just got a fucking honeycomb from this past weekend I should have brought it in for gift Tuesday. Oh That would help me with my allergies Local honey you're talking. Yes, and it's like this beautiful comb would love to that Fuck next time next Tuesday. No, I mean next Tuesday. I do think that I do think that later in life when I have land and can actually settle down I'm assuming that the hobby of being a rapierist will come to me. Sorry come again Sorry, what was that? It's it's it's apierist It's not a rapierist - Rapierre is that is the sword. - Yeah, it is, and I'm already proficient with that. - Rapierre is. - So there's no reason for me to pick up a rapier. - And Robespierre, who's Robespierre? - He was the reign of terror in the French Revolution. - Robespierre. So Robespierre had a rapierre in an apierre. - Yeah, interesting. - Apierre, an apierre is a beehive. And an apierre is somebody who studies bees and tends to bees. - And also has sex with that. - Is someone who outdoes the next closest rapist? - Oh, I see. - I see. - He's rapier. - Someone who takes us to that next level. - Rapierre. - Yeah. - That would be a nice hobby. I feel like guys who have that hobby, like, - Rap? - Or bees. - I think it goes way more popular in the 70s. - The bees? - I'm not a criminal. I'm just, it's recreational for me. - There's no other movie taxis about or something. - Taxi driver? - Taxi driver. Taxi driver. Yeah, taxis, the one with Queen Latifa. Oh, yeah, that's a show. - What's the one with Queen Latifa and Jimmy Fallon? - Oh. - Taxi as well. - Oh, I remember that movie. What the fuck was that? She's the driver, right? - Yeah, something collateral, maybe. Taxi, yeah, taxis, like the show. - Like the show. - That's bullshit, that they can just take the name from that famous ass show. - Jimmy Fallon had a couple of hits in that era. I remember watching the one about the Boston Reds. Yeah, that was a great movie. Drew Barrymore, little romcom. - Yeah. - Come on now. - Nah. He was like, people were obsessed and in love with him. - Yeah. - With San El. - Yeah. - They're like, he's the young Hawkeye and he sings and he kinda giggles his way through. He's very charming. - Very charming. - Very charming guy. Deep under belly. A dark, deep seated under belly. - I love him. I mean, that's my part. That's the part of Jimmy Fallon to me that makes him so redeemable. Is that he's a total lush. - That he would like show up to the late night show and just have like a black eye. - There was a time when he had to wear this like finger bandage. Like it was a splint and a finger bandage. And he claimed it on air that it was some issue. The truth of the matter, this was the rumor among people who knew was that he was so drunk one night that he was wearing his ring and he fell in his own kitchen and there was a drawer open in the kitchen and his hand snagged and the ring ripped all the skin off. - Oh. - Like ripped it up the hand. - Yeah, he's a big drinker. - Big time drinker, but that's awesome. - Yeah, it likes to party. - Because if he were just as perfect and as sort of like animatronic doll as he is, appears to be, then you know. - You need a voice. - Boring. - You need to have a counter. Or there's something we don't see at all. There's something very dark under there. - But the fact that like, he'll end a show on a Wednesday and end up at some bar in New York and like be like, I got everyone's tab. - Yeah, yeah. - It was fucking awesome. I love that. - I think his old apartment, his old apartment was for sale. There was like a raised platform with a piano and some like stained glass that he had shit on. Famous to hear something when he was very drunk. There was shit on the piano too, I believe. - The skin of the glass. - It was the last way. - I'm hooked on that. - The stained glass. - You shit the skin off of his ass. - All right. - Cool. Good stuff. - Fun. - Really good stuff today, fellas. - I don't believe you said we were thin on topics. - No. - We went everywhere, bro. - Yeah, of course. We always do. - Yeah. - All right, boys. Thank you. Thanks everyone. Thanks for listening. We will see you next week. Thank you. Goodbye.