Hall Of Shamers

- Yep, Charlotte Maynard got it. - And you're sure we ought to bring it as podcast back for another week of brilliant it in this. He's a Kyle Walker, you survived the blizzard. - I survived the blizzard, man. - Man, how did it feel to survive the blizzard, man? - Both your kids first blizzard. - Yeah. - I mean, we only took one out. - No, and Charlotte, Charlotte was on a snow before. - How about a sea out there? - The one you took out, I thought would've been a shot low. - Don't you mean? - Well, you said both survived. I assume you thought that we took him to the park or something like that. - Yeah. - Yeah, we took one to the park. - She was there for like five minutes, she was like, you know, take me home. - No, I took fucking cold. - It was crazy. - Somebody got time for that shit. - Was your whole house, 'cause you have like a house of land and stuff. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Do you still live in Jersey? - Yeah. - Wow. - What you mean? - He's five days living in Jersey. - What are you moving, bro? - I'm not moving nowhere. - Hey, what are you moving, bro? - I am not moving nowhere. I have no reason to move. - There was a post about where you were gonna go. - No, me? - Yeah. - Well, I don't know, they said that you had some like, not being built and it actually happened. - And get the fuck outta here. - I don't know if they used those names, shit. - Don't be looking at books or boy taxes and stuff. - No. - I live a nice great life in Jersey and there was a lot of snow. Let me tell you something about snow, man. - Yeah, tell me something about snow. - Let me tell you something about my mother fucking snow. That is a money maker that kids are not taking a fucking advantage of. - Kids aren't taking advantage of me? - No, all of that mother fucking snow, listen. I went outside, 'cause I had to fucking clean behind the garage, right? 'Cause I'm like, shit, I gotta clear a path for my fucking wife and myself to get out. So I'm out there and I'm like, why the fuck am I doing this? - Can I tell you like, keep going, keep going. - I'm just out there, I'm shoveling, I'm shoveling. I finally get a path, so I back up just to make sure I can get out, back up to make sure my wife get out. Man, about 20 minutes later, the fucking plough truck pulls up. Full of the munchkins. Shout out to the munchkins, man. - What do you mean? - The ones that built the yellow brick fucking roll, who'd, man? - No, what? - They pulled up in the plough truck with the shovels, and they all was like, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. You all welcome here, I don't gonna fuck about what's going on in America, man. Please, can you help me with the ice? It's like, no, no, no, the snow over there by the garage. So they just came randomly, you didn't call them or anything. - No, they pulled up in the plough truck. - I mean, the neighborhood we living, they pulled up anyway. But when I tell you that 20 minutes, they pulled up and it was a plough truck full of Mexicans. And when I asked them to clean in front of that garage, when I tell you that garage, yo, not only did they use the plough truck, they hopped out with shovels, bro. - Wow. - So you say kids aren't getting after it anymore, bro. But that's how you live in a nice neighborhood. All those kids got trust funds. They're not trying to-- - I'll fuck all that. - I don't see that nowhere though. Like, I don't see nobody getting to it. And yo, you got the shovels now. They got the electric blowers. When was the last time you were in just like a regular neighborhood all the time. - They still shoveling the hood. - No, I ain't seen it. - I saw it. - You did? - For money? - No, and Brooklyn, yeah. - Oh, good, good. - Shout out to the house, yeah. Little kid. - Thank God. 'Cause I look at that snow and all that stuff. That snow looked like how cocaine looked probably the GZ back in. - Ooh, just grass. - There's this money. - Yeah. - Get that fucking shovel, get to it. - They got the electric snow and you can hit the snow on it. - That's the other thing. They got all the technology to make it easier. - Come on, man. I love it. I love it. They should be getting to the money. But another thing I appreciate, snow when it first falls. - Yeah. - After that is trash. - Yeah, it's got like a date. - A date. - You gotta date. - That's it, especially in the city. At least in the burbs, you get a few more days. - No, I see. - Still, it's nasty in the burbs. - Really? - Yeah. - Coming, you gotta think. - Backyard is just full of beautiful weights. - Well, that's the, yeah, the backyard. - Backyard is untouched, yeah, that's it. But anytime it gets touched by the plow truck and everything, it starts to pile up in his dirty-- - Oh, I know, I know, I know. - And we got about two more weeks of that, especially in the city. And now it's cold, so all of a sudden it's turned into ice. - Sure. - I'm crazy. - But shout out to all the Mexicans, man. Y'all are appreciate. - Shout out to all of us. - I don't know, give a fuck about what they saying. - Yeah, y'all. - Man, I mean, we love them just because of who they are. But when I tell you that they were right on time, I mean, I was like, yo, man. - Thank y'all, man. - How much they charge? Full driveway? - Well, I don't know, you know. Because they're part of the service already. - Oh, they say-- - They came in the plow truck. - All those like a homeowner. - You're kidding, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I did think about that. I thought about that after they left out like, damn, I should have gave them some fucking bread. But it was too cold to call us out. - Hey, you ain't tip them, son. - That's crazy. - I'm already back in that house. - That's crazy. - Now I was already back in the house. I got them when they come back here, right? - I got them again. - Where you need to get them? - They come through all the time, so you know more. - That was the last snow. - They come through all the time. My neighborhood always got the Latinos and the Mexican, they do the yard work. They do the snow work. - You know you're not gonna recognize which one was there. - You are snitching right now. - Exactly. - You know Fox News, listen to this podcast, right? - Right, you say. - But that shit happened to me in the nail salon, bro. And that was fucked up. - Wait, you thought you were getting your nails done by-- - Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just gotta pay attention when you go to the nail salon. 'Cause sometimes you're going there and you're getting your pedicure and you're not really paying attention, bro. - Can I tell you an honest-- - Please tell me an honest start. - Okay, so my wife wanted to get Shiloh's nails done with her with a little body experience. Man, tell me why we went in there. I started talking to the girl about like what color I wanted Shiloh's nails to be. And she let me get through the whole sentence. And then she goes, "I don't work here." (laughing) That's fucking profile. You did profile the whole sentence. - You stayed it right by the desk. - That's profiling, like a woman. - But by whom? And why would she let me get through the whole sentence? - Was she Asian? - Say yes. - She was Asian? - No. (laughing) - She wasn't Asian? - Yeah, she was. - No, she didn't. - Okay. - I would do a soon that. - Okay. - That's fucked up. - Okay, of course she was fucking Asian. - Listen, I'm in there getting a pedicure. Half falling asleep, half on my phone, half falling asleep, half on my phone. The pedicure's over, I put my shoes on and I go to get a manicure. And all I kept thinking was, you said the same person that gave me the pedicure? - They know it too. - But then I said to myself, I'm not sure if this is the same person that gave me a pedicure. - I promise you, they're coordinating. They're like, "Yo, we gonna switch up by guarantee you won't know." So all I kept thinking to myself was like, "All right, fuck." It's forwarding me in here. I'll just tip all of 'em. So I don't know what to say. (laughing) I don't look like I don't know what to fuck. (laughing) - This is a little, this is a little, tip redemption story. - Yeah, I don't know what to believe. We're supposed to believe the fucking manicure. - Keep her to be racist. - But not the guy who was a scooping the snow out of you. - But I didn't tip all of 'em 'cause I finally realized how to tell them, how to tell them apart in that moment. - How? - They had on different aprons. - Oh. - So it was different color aprons. And I'm like, I was going through my memory. I was the brown apron. - Yeah. - The blue apron is doing my manicure. - Got it. - So it was like, power of a wanger. (laughing) (laughing) - My kids have the thing going on in there. (laughing) - That was good man. (laughing) - Mighty Asian power wanger. It's for rage and see how it wangers. (laughing) - Sorry Chris. We were trying to talk about just people like this, Chris. - That was great. - You only do that in the room. - Of course. - Of course. - That was crazy. - That was crazy. - That was crazy. - The mighty Asian power wangers is fucking. - That was crazy. - Dude, we got a brand now. - We can't do that. That's called real power wangers. We can't do that. - Cultural power wangers aren't they? - No, 'cause there would be a flip on it. - The mighty Morphin power wangers were aren't they? But the mighty Asian power wangers would be a way. - I don't feel right now. - No, I feel like, I feel like that's called, I feel like somebody Asian should let Eddie Hound do that. - Let Eddie Hound do that show or start an actual. - Yeah, yeah, Chris. Write a fiction novel or open a salon. (laughing) - You've solved this problem that Charlemagne has every time he gets a standoff. - No, it was just one time. I was so confused. People were so nice to me, but this year really had me confused. - And I felt. - And I felt for a pedicure. - 20? - 20. - Was that customer? - Yeah, 20. - I can tell how much of that cost. - If it's the same person that does my manicure and pedicure, 40. - Okay. - 20. - 20 a piece. - That's good. - Absolutely. - Wow, that's a great tip. - Yeah, that's the standard. Even when I get a massage, same thing. 20. You get a foot massage or you get your whole body. - Oh, everything. Oh, they do your scalp now too. Oh my God, man. Oh. (laughing) Oh. (laughing) Why do you massage right now? I go to massage in, you know, I'm going to no place fancy. Not to go to massage in because I got mad points at massage in. So like all my massages are free. - They have the same person or they rotate. - Nah, rotate 'em 'cause I can't never remember nobody. - You don't fuck me. - Yo, can I ask you all a question? What have you guys ever went for a legitimate massage and then they tried to? - Have you ever had an illegitimate? - No. I'm like, "Where are all these lucky motherfuckers at?" Everybody always be talking about these happy endings. You know, I've never had one offered ever in life. I got a friend who like every, the way that he frames stories is everything happens to him. - Right. - Yeah, he never goes for it. - He's never going for anything. The life is always happening to him. And he said he was like, "Dude, I was just getting a regular massage." And then all of a sudden she went up the leg and then she just took a stroke. And I was like, "Well, what did you do?" And he's like, "I didn't want to let her down or whatever." Thank you. (laughing) - Did he want to embarrass her? - Yeah, even when it embarrassed her, 'cause like that is a big move. - That's a big move, that means that that's normal to her. Like that's part of the body. - Yo, he said this, he was like, he's, she didn't bring your friends dick. 'Cause you said, like you did the fucking long show. - Yeah, I gave him a long, I was crazy. - He said he did this. He was like, he goes, she tried it really early in the massage and he had an hour and what he said is like, let's just do that more towards the end. 'Cause he's so cheap that he's like, I am wanna jerk me out of here five minutes 'cause now I'm gonna see him. - He wanna get the fall, no. - Where was this place? - I'm not telling you, where is this fucking masseuse? - I'm not telling you. - Yeah, I don't believe him. Like that's never happened to you, Chris. - Me? - Yeah. - Now if I go to those places, they generally say, like, do you want a man or a woman? And I say man, 'cause I feel like when you say woman, - Chris, you never beat an allegations, man. - From who, you? - From you! - And they always ask if you want a man or a woman, Chris. - That's a normal thing to ask. - For a massage, you always go with woman. - Which allegations are my beating right now? 'Cause I go, it's just, I think that just shifted. - They go to Taiwan for Lady Boy allegation. - Well, that one I can beat because they're no lady boys in Taiwan, that's Thailand. - Thailand, there you go. - You don't, hold the hold on. - You were telling me that you think ladies and boys are 100% video syncratic to Thailand. There's no lady boys in all of Taiwan. - I would guess there are one. So lady boys are a man who dresses as a woman. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm sure, if they're not called-- - You just hooked up with Lady Boy and she hit you with that tuck sauce. - Nah, nah, yeah. - I thought it was a baby boy. - I thought it was a lady boy. - Still time. - I thought a lady boy actually looks like a lady. - They do, right? - That's what I thought. - You said tuck sauce, you said tuck sauce. - That's what I'm saying, lady boy. - Yeah. - She hits with the tuck sauce. - I mean, I'm gonna stay. (laughing) - That sauce is so crazy. Shout out to all of the lady boys in Thailand. We appreciate you, lady. - No, we appreciate you, lady. You know what I like about the Thailand lady boy culture? Is it so normalized? They don't try to trick you. - Right. - They were nept like-- - They know what you're there for? - Well, exactly. They know people are going for that. So if anybody asks are you lady boy, they'll be like, "Yeah, I'm lady boy." They just say it straight up. - You don't go in pizza hut and they try to turn the pizza into a hamburger. The sky's the pizza. Put a bun on the pizza. (slurping) - You know what I'm saying? You know what the fuck's he going in there for? - He tried. - He tried. - He tried. - No, I was off for it. - He's talking about it. - But it's true. You go to fucking Thailand. You know what you're there for? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You walking pizza. Nobody You put a bun on the pizza and say here's a hamburger. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll try to act like that. - And is that gay? Is a lady boy gay? - If you went with a lady boy, would that be gay on your part? - Yeah. - If sure, why not? - Because if you want a man, wouldn't you? It's the, it's the most straight of gay. - No. - If you're a dude like lady boys, no. - You're on a spectrum. - On a spectrum of gay. - No. - That's, you're barely gay. Like if I was a gay dude and I saw a dude going with lady boys up there, you're not even committed, bro. - Bro, there's no dick on his face. - I was like, there's no dick on his spectrum. - Say what? - There is no dick on his spectrum. - You don't think, I don't know. - No, bro. - If there's a dick there. - Yeah. - It's gay. - Yeah. - Okay, I get it. - I get it. - What I'm saying is if there's a spectrum of gay, right? And this is the beginning, right? The beginning is lady boy. That's the beginning. And then the end of the spectrum is like some fucking burly chest hair, back hair, bare. - No, I would think the beginning of the spectrum would be a trans with that did the actual surgery. - That's a lady boy. - No. - A lady boy's got that. - No, a trans that did the surgery is the most straight of the gay, 'cause they don't even got the part. - They got the GMO thing, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah, but it's like, if they're the dick, right? If they're the dick involved, it takes you further down. - Well, here's a question then. On that spectrum, what's more gay? Being with a lady boy or a three-sum two guys in one woman? - A girl. - What happened now? (laughing) - That's how it's an area, if you say tough sauce, it's mouth-star water. - He just got a good one. - I know, that's a good one. - Are you fucking the guy too? - No, no, you just in the room, you see hard dick. - But if you said it dick is what makes a gay, so if it's a three-sum, - So you and a dude, you and another dude are running a trizzy, right? - It's only gay, if you and the guy are doing the sexual act together, that's what makes a gay. Like if y'all aren't doing anything with each other, that's not gay. - All right, so you don't touch me. You're taking a room. - But if you don't touch the lady boy's dick, the lady boy just gives you head, is that gay? - Ah, yes. - Because anything with a dick does something sexual with you, and you gotta do it. - I agree what I'm saying is, I don't know if gays would put respect on your name. Like if you're like, yo, I'm gay, I fuck lady boys, they'd be like, that's the gateway drug. It's like saying you're a drug addict, but you do nicotine. - You bring it, you make a good point. I don't believe Chris is a knowledge, you know. Two guys in a room with a girl, that's not, no. - And he is the two guys that have sex with you. - It's more, all right, how about this? It's more straight to be one guy, two girls. That's more, like the spectrum of straight is more. - Yeah, that's happy new year. - That's happy new year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But two guys, one girl is less straight. We have to acknowledge that. - I don't think that's like being in a gym locker room with a guy with guys. - That's less straight. - All right, so I'm never playing sports, so let me, so if you've been in the locker room with guys. - If you've been sexual things in a locker room with men walking around naked, I would say that that's the last thing. - Are you doing sexual things with the men? - If you jerk enough by yourself in a locker room full of dudes, yeah, you're just jerking off, but that's crazy. - That's crazy. - We got it to support you. That's crazy. That's crazy. Jerking off. You hope you dig out of thought jerking off in a men's locker room. That's crazy now. - You don't think people have done that? - I'm sure. That's crazy. Listen, it is crazy. And we would look at that person like, "Yo, this is a little sus." But what if he's like, dude, I'm not even thinking about you guys. I'm just thinking about girls right now. - Yeah, man. (laughing) - I don't know how that works. - What if he's like, "Yo, it just helps me last longer knowing y'all are here." But I'm thinking about women. So I'm just using you guys as like a numbing buffer. - Man, that's why you need like, these are the type of pranks that y'all not doing, that y'all not doing. - No, for real, y'all doing a lot of wax pranks online. Walk into a male locker room. - Start cranking. - Whip it out and start yanking that thing. - Hold a straight porno. - And just see what people do. - Do what people do. Like, you're jerking off to a straight porno. - You're not even looking at them. They're looking at you. They're the gay ones. I would say arguably they're, we gotta ask the gay. We gotta ask the gay how they feel about dudes who hook up with lady boys. - Mateo. - Yo. - Talk to us. - Mateo. - I bet you Mateo would be like, "I don't think it's gay." - You seen the video of the guy that walks up to people in the mall or some shit and hands him a note. And he'll be handing the guy this away. - Yeah, that's just so bad. - Like being in the bathroom for some pay. That shit is funny as fuck. 'Cause one dude is like, nah, he was innocent and he saw the camera. - That shit was funny as fuck, man. All right, what's going on in the world, Chris? What do we got? What's going on, man? We just warming up here. Ray Jay, what does that say, Ray Jay? What? - Stop the drugs. - Ray Jay stopped the drugs. Oh man, salute to Ray Jay, man. This is fucked up. - So tell us what's happening with Ray Jay. I saw him. - Oh, Ray Jay. - Yeah, he got some unfortunate news. He received from doctors due to excessive use of drugs in alcohol. Let's listen to what Ray Jay had to say here, man. - Hey, 27 is definitely a rap for me. - No, don't say that, but I don't say that. - That's what they ain't done for. - No, no, no. - The doctor. - No, I'm gonna say that. - 'Cause when you say that, you're confirming one or less. - No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no. - That's what they said, but they ever live long. - That's what? - You're gonna live long to see a children grow up. Yes. Nobody ever told you this. You're gonna live long to see your children grow up. - Half children, too. - Rooster. - No, no, no. - What the doctor said to you is, I was gonna know. - You okay? - Your name is-- - Right up on the rice aisle right here. It's like black. It's like done. He's bringing me coconut water and telling me, I gotta go to Haiti, induced voodoo, which I think I'm going to Haiti. 'Cause I think Haiti and my H. They got the cure. So I'm going to Haiti, like Hawaii, to East. And I'm gonna stream it. I'm gonna do everything. - He said that the doctor told him, he's got to tell 20, 27 to live. - I'm tough, like. - Oh, scroll back there? Go scroll back through. - You know why? Because chat, because-- - That's what-- - I thought that-- - No, go say that. - Yeah, and I go to-- - Yeah. - He's bringing me coconut water and telling me, I gotta go to Haiti, induced voodoo, which I think I'm going to Haiti. They got the cure. So I'm going to-- - That's why I think it's a joke. - Like two weeks. But-- - Well, you was having some cardiovascular issues a few weeks ago. I don't know if Bray J's playing or not, you know. - This is one of those things where it's like, if he's playing as fucked up, will you hope he's playing? - Yeah. - 'Cause you don't want him to actually be in this situation. - Yeah, but you know, honestly, if Bray J was to get this kind of news, I think this is how Bray J would really handle it. - Yeah, I think Bray J did a type person that he'd be like, you know what? Whatever guy I'm playing for me, it is what it is. You know, I would hope that you know, Bray J's not having no real cardiovascular issues, man. He said his heart is only beating 25%. not present only beating at 25% I don't even know what the fuck that means. I texted him yesterday and told him, "Take your ass to go see Dr. Joseph Puma, man. You've been to Dr. Puma before?" You're not getting it though. You have been to Dr. Puma. You did the Soren hard scam, bro. I did, yeah. Yes. Dr. Puma's off. Dr. Joe the Puma. Oh, I thought you were trying to get it. No, man. You know, Dr. Puma's one of the best cardiologists in the fucking world and, you know, I really hope Ray-J goes to see him. I would not want to see Ray-J, you know, dead in a couple of years. You've got to go back and check it. This is the thing that happens when people only last week. How was it? I haven't been in a year and a half so it was dope because, you know, there's been another thing that's been happening. You know, a lot. You've been seeing a lot of people getting these brain aneurysms. What do you think that's from? I don't know. But Dr. Puma does the scam for all of that. What do you think that's from, bro? What the scam? No, the brain aneurysms. I have no idea. I think there's a lot of contributing factors that are happening to people when I think a lot of it has to do with stress and I really think a lot of it has to do with overstimulation. Ooh. I think it's too much overstimulation. I think that there's a lot of things. Our brain and our nervous system is not supposed to be processing. I think that we are shooting excessive amounts of cortisol. And I think that we are all in more states of stress than we even realized. I actually think stress is a default for many of us nowadays that when we actually feel relaxed and have peace, that should feel what? That should feel off like something's wrong. Yeah. We're so used to stress that peace feels abnormal. Woo! Wow. That's what I think. That's terrifying. So I think all the brain aneurysms, the heart, I think on that, on top of all the processed foods and everything else we're eating, people are not living a healthy lifestyle just by not. Think about all of the things we have to do just to come back to our everyday lives. Did you do screens with your kids? You limit screen time with your kids? Absolutely. I know. Chris? Well, a little bit. It's one of my. Excuse me, one of my regrets I would say, I wish I'd been a little more. Diligent about it? Yeah. It's unbelievable when they really shift to screen. I mean, I had a daughter, I have a daughter, you know, who read books and would fill up journals with short stories she was writing was incredibly creative and, you know, putting things out there and then, once the phone came. Done, done, done. Fuck that. Done. There's something that takes our fucking creativity like that, speaking to children, speaking to children. Hi, mother Taylor. Hi. Taylor can't even be here on the phone because you got a whole life. Yo, I know you got a response. Taylor, don't come to breakfast club, no more because you got a whole life. We're not priority anymore. You want to sit here? Yeah. Oh, I'm. Watch your car fee right there. Taylor got a whole life. She's a mother. Go, go, go, go to the light. Oh yeah, you were in the country. You were without the country. Yeah. What do you know that? I saw him as a quick little cruise to Bahamas with the baby and with the. Just me and the fiancee. Trying to have another. No, we're not. No, we're not. We're not having another. We're not already. Damn, that's just been out. I'll let you in. Out of that. I don't even know why you were talking to me with that. What do you mean? That was. It seems early. Out, that was very. That baby is walking now. That baby dancing on you. Taylor, baby dancing on you. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Taylor, baby was doing the Harlem Shake. Oh, okay. My favorite. Is that your first vacation? Yeah. How guilty you feel beyond that? I honestly, I didn't feel. I missed him. I didn't feel guilty. I don't feel guilty. Why does I feel guilty? I don't feel guilty. I've worked nine months bringing him in. That's right. And he's with his family. Like, he's fine. You do not have to feel guilty at all. I feel guilty. When did y'all get back? We didn't get back to yesterday. How long was y'all there? We left Thursday to go to Florida and that's where we took it and then we came back one Monday. This is also. You like six days pregnant. Don't even know it. No, I'm not. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. No, I'm not. Six days pregnant. Don't even know it. No, I'm not. Little feedback to have us sibling. Isn't it nice when you're going vacation without the kids and you realize that you actually like your partner? Yeah, I guess. What do you mean? You just hang it out. No interruptions. You're like, "Man, I love being around you. This is awesome." Yeah, I asked him. I was like, "Did you get annoyed with me?" He's like, "No." He's like, "We had a good time." Yeah, that is important. No, y'all should be able to enjoy each other because you want to know that y'all not together just because y'all got a kid. Right. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? We even go out all the time, though. That is important. I have our date nights this summer. Guys, she didn't have in date nights. Yes. Baby, date nights is very important. Don't never stop dating your partner. How quickly after. Maybe this is too much information, but how quickly after having a baby where you guys intimate again? It takes six weeks. Yeah, you have to wait. You waited six weeks and then six weeks. Can I remember? I had a C section, too. Yeah. New hole. Whoa. Huh? What? What do you want? Whoa. What? Whoa. What? What is wrong with you? What? What? What? What? New hole. What? New hole. You know, they zip it back up. Man. You can't use that one. You don't get to. Oh, you got the permanent zip. You got the permanent? Or you got. You don't got the one that you can. No. Really? Oh. Wow. Oh, y'all don't ask for it. It's like. It's like the hidden out secret menu. Like, when you go to hidden out, you know they got a secret menu, but you got to ask for it. They're not going to tell you about it. So, when you have a C section, you got to ask for the zip or y'all. I'm asking for the stitches. I do want to say something now. Inside, too. About waxing. Do you take a pill first? I don't know. You should. Oh, man. That does wonders. What you mean a pill? Like a pill? Yeah. Yeah. Take an ibupo from 30 minutes before. It's not. It doesn't hurt as much. Mine don't hurt as much no more, because she got this new technique that she does. Plus, I go every six weeks or like, I actually go in tomorrow. So, I don't. It's kind of light. So, I don't wait till it gets thick. When it's thick, it's when it hurts. But that is a good idea. What is it? No, furrow. That helps a lot. What's the technique? I don't know. It's some type of cream. It feels like. How do you know? Did she put pattern? Yeah, she definitely does the pattern. That's actually a good idea. I might do that shit for real. I got some fucking oxy cotton at the house. No, do it. It's gonna. What? Yeah, I said. I have a pro opinion. I have a pro opinion or a pain reliever. That is actually a good ass fucking idea, Knella. No, it helps a lot. I never. Why the fuck I never thought of it? I tried to be teed it and I was like, "Okay." So, that's good. What do you do? Like, what's the best thing for when you get waxed? How painful is it? Do you have really good. My wax hurts for me. Really? But this time, I was so happy. I was like, "This is great." Like, it didn't hurt like that. How many weeks do you do waxes? Four weeks? Four weeks? And what is it? Four? What is it like in a week? Three. Three. Three. Three. Is it crazy at week three? What is it like in a week three? No. I mean, it just starts coming back more. Right. What's that? I'm near tomorrow. Am I trying to. Why not do the electric shit, the electrolysis? The laser one? Yeah. I'm thinking about that. The problem is, I think, is just too many sessions. I mean, I guess you can. But, I was talking to my person that waxed me and she was saying, like, it doesn't always. It doesn't keep it going. It doesn't keep it going forever. Yeah, it doesn't keep it yet. I don't want the permanence. Like, I reserved the right to change my mind. Like, I don't like that. I don't like the permanence. I don't want to be like, yo, it's eliminated forever. Yeah. You know what I mean? 'Cause I might want it in the future. It might be worth something. Like, the penny. Y'all keep. Stop throwing your fucking pennies away, y'all. Y'all know the penny's been outlawed, right? Yeah. I hate you trying to be relatable to us. Normal folks. You ain't seen a pent-up 10-year-old. You don't even know what president is on the penny. The penny. Barack Obama's on the penny, bro. The fucking wrong with you. Barack Olsaying. The whole bomb is on the penny. Don't throw your pennies away. I'm sure you're gonna be worth a lot of money in the future. I bet. I don't believe you. Yes. 'Cause they stop making fun of you. I know they stop. Don't throw them shit away, yo. Keep the penny. Well, that's. They don't necessarily say the same thing. I'm gonna write you a collect those quarters with the different years and something like that. Is that worth anything? Well, every year that they put out new quarters. Exactly. I'm gonna write you a collect. Seriously, some of them have toys with the fucking ponytail, shit, some of them don't. And the ones without the ponytail, they say it's worth more. That's crazy, y'all don't miss it. It is crazy to do this just with wigs back in the day. -Lady boys. -And they have heels. -We're not-- -We're not-- -We're not-- -We're not being had a first female president. Don't even fucking know it. -I'm just-- I'm saying. -You're high heels, too. -Who's wearing heels? -I'm just-- -Oh, you're right. -Yeah, they have those little-- -They have those little-- -Kitty heels. -Yeah. -That's crazy. -Yeah, y'all trans-issues. -And one teeth. You never think about that. Why the fuck didn't I have no teeth, y'all? -That's another thing. Why wouldn't we have teeth? There was no bad food back in the day. Too many people biting when they were sucking. -Probably. -That's what it was. -Probably. -Walking and running them heels in them nice wigs with real teeth. -Yeah. -You really little fucking teeth. And why wouldn't teeth? What did they use to keep the one teeth in place? -That was a rumor. -That's not real. -That was not real. -That was George Washington, right? That said they had one teeth. -That's true. We don't love that slave teeth. -Yeah, he didn't have slave teeth. -Yeah, slave teeth? -Yeah. -So he took them from his slaves, I guess. And then they made a denture for him. -Well, technology got to start something well. -Innovation. I mean, it's fucked up, but the innovation started somewhere. -You just wait for your grandpa to die. Grandpa Ben did it. How old George when he died? Like, how old did they live back then? They didn't live that long, right? - That's a good question. - How old was George Washington when he died? Probably 40 something. - I gotta look out of it. - You think six, that's a long life back then, right? - Wait a minute, are you serious? - Yes. - Six, seven. - And he just died naturally? - That thing is a fucking conspiracy, bro. - Speaking of fucking conspiracies, you know, I usually don't like to start off with incredible sports takes. I know that people love my sports takes, right? - Right. - The fact that Bill Bellichick is not a first ballot hall of fame, is one of the worst injustices I have ever seen in my mother fucking life. And I am not even a New England Patriots fan. I hate the Patriots, I am a Dallas Cowboy fan, but I think the Patriots are America's team and hurts me to say that. They first of all, they're called Patriots and the fact that they're going back and subordered one of the greatest nineties ever, he did not get voted in as a first ballot hall of fame. - Okay, the hall of fame means nothing now. - So here's the thing that's quite interesting. Is he the example, and now he didn't play, obviously, well, you've heard about this with certain players where they played themselves out of the hall of fame. In other words, the later years in their career impacted the totality of their legacy. - Now, I'm not saying-- - That can't be Belicechek. - But is this possible with Belicechek, his coaching without Tom Brady, and also floundering at the collegiate level, maybe eroded a little bit of the confidence and trust him. - He's still the winningest, I think he's like the, he's the winningest coach of all time in the playoffs, the second winningest coach in the regular season ever, eight Super Bowl champions, two of the defensive coordinator, sixes ahead coach. - This is great. - Three time NFL coach of the year, been to like the AFC championship game length. - Give me the conspiracy, that 'cause I don't get it. Give me the conspiracy. - I just think you make a, to your point a little bit, you make a couple of bad life choices, right? You date a 24-year-old. You go fucking coaching the university in North Carolina, now all of a sudden motherfuckers want to keep you out of the hall of fame. Why did you want to go coaching the university in North Carolina? I don't know. Maybe he needed to find another young girlfriend, just in case this one didn't work out. - Got to go to the source. - But I think that people just hate on him. They tried to say spy gate and deflate gate. I don't give a fuck. - I got to hit him. - If you're not cheating, you're not trying it. I mean, my Dallas Cowboys try harder than cheat. Okay, I don't give a fuck. There is no way Bill Belichek is not a first bad hall of fame, even if you don't like him. Even if he's cursed you out of the press conference. You just not let your personal, what's the deal with the professional? - What do the articles say? What is the justification? - Nobody knows, everybody thinks it's a bullshit. Everybody wants the people who voted for him, they come forward so the 11 that didn't vote for him. I think that is right. I need to know who these people are. - That got to be personal. - It's got to be personal. How you don't let Bill Belichek know? - Bill Belichek is arguably the greatest NFL coach of all time. Some people say he's the greatest NFL coach of all time. - Who would say that there's a better one? That's already your assumption. - If you're mentioned like that, you're a first ballot hall of fame. Is there anybody that has more Super Bowl victories than him? Coaching. - No. - Well then, you're gonna not-- - I think so, no. - I mean, look, the reality is, I think with the NFL Hall of Fame, there's like a limited window where you can get in, right? - What'd you mean? - Meaning like there are certain people, for example, you're not up for a nomination after a certain amount of years pass retirement. So like, oh. And I think because of that, maybe they try to get certain people in before they're out of the window. And with Bill Belichek, maybe some of the people going like, look, he's gonna get in no matter what. But let's prioritize this other guy that this is his last window. Again, I'm making up some bullshit right now because it doesn't make any sense. - He cuts six. - Six Super Bowl. - It's four, Chuck Null. - You see what I'm saying? - And then-- - He's got two of the defensive coordinators. - Right, and then-- - So he got eight, eight. - And then there were a couple of three, but he's well ahead of the path. - Yeah, bro. - And he went to nine. - You know, the degree of difficulty of football that takes a team to the Super Bowl, nine fucking times-- - Nah, something's off with this. - It's hate. Let's call it what it is. It's fucking hate. - Yeah, but you're right. I think that it undermines the NFL Hall of Fame. - Hall of Fame only means it normal. - Nah, who are the people that vote? - It's people in the press. It's, and they do it from different people, different people from different cities. I think New York and LA have multiple cities that are represented. And it's just one writer's organization. I can't remember the name of it right now. And then I think some former players and coaches as well, but you need 80% of votes to get in. He didn't get 80% of votes. Some bullshit, man, you know what I mean? Hall of Fame, and honestly, Hall of Fame means nothing right now. It means nothing right now. - Okay. - So that means Brady's not a first ballot Hall of Fame. - Which would be absurd. How is Bill Belichek not a first ballot Hall of Fame? Like the NFL honestly should step in and intervene and say, "Yo, stop it." - This is some bullshit. - Brady went in that wing with Ring with Tampa though. Did put a little dent into Belichek's legacy, I will say. - Nah. - Having immediate success without Belichek and then Belichek floundering without Brady, I think changed the way that we saw both of them. So you can no longer say, "Oh Brady, just a system quarterback." And you can no longer say, Belichek is a situational football genius that if you give him a good system quarterback, he could take you to Super Bowl. - Yeah, I don't think Brady is a system quarterback, but there was a system in Tampa that Brady helped to implement. You can't even name who the fucking coach was during that Super Bowl. - Pro serians, right? - Oh, okay. I'll never mind. - Is that right? - Yeah, with Phil Jackson, I know it's different 'cause he went from coaching to GM, but he's a guy, for one point was on the pinnacle. - This is the first ballot Hall of Fame or? - But he's the first ballot Hall of Fame who out- - Hall of Fame section, first ballot Hall of Fame. - Great. - Can we do that? You wanna do that in a minute? - We need to go, we need to go first ballot Hall of Fame. - Let's not force it though. If we hear one in the course of the podcast, then we say he's the first ballot Hall of Fame. - Yes. (laughing) - 'Cause you need to be about that life. Like if you're a first Andy Andy Bravo, the guy from Bravo. - First ballot Hall of Fame. - First ballot Hall of Fame, easy call. - Now Anderson Cooper. - First ballot. First ballot. - First ballot. - He really knew he was gay. - Yeah, but first ballot because of his, it's the relationship with Andy on New Year's Eve. On New Year's Eve. - He lets it out. - They're Brady Bella check, bro. - They have Brady Bella check on New Year's Eve, bro. - But you know what I mean, right? - And Andy is Bill. - Are you aware of why that is? Why they're so effective? - What? - I mean, I don't, you know what I don't wanna know. Never mind. - I don't even wanna know. - Who would be more excited about a ball drop? (laughing) - Like, you know why he gets paid to make. - I know, I know, I know, I know. - That's why. - There's a couple straight guys to count down to that. - That's a big bug. - You're absolutely fucked here, right? - That's smart property. - Shout out to the CNN, man. - That's brilliant. - That's fucking brilliant. - That's right. - Cocknews Network. - You gotta get, you gotta get first ballot Hall of (beep) to see the balls drop. - Man, you're gonna have me and Charlemagne sitting up there not excited at all? - Maybe. - Man. - Maybe. - Man. - I'm not one, but I can play one on TV. - Do you know what? - The fuck? - No one is even asking them to do it. - He just put it straight out there. He's like, "Yo Hollywood, by the way, "if you need a gay guy." - I gotcha. - He's like, "This whole episode has been about that." - I get my vagina wax and I get pedicures and manicures. - Then y'all are taking care of yourself, guys. - Not fucking care of yourself. - And NFL, take care of Bill Belichack. It's fucked up that he's not a first ballot hall of family, yo. Like that, I don't know how, nobody can look at this and be like an injustice anywhere. He's not a threat to justice anywhere. - Now people were saying, "Wow." - He shot. - Come on. - Listen. - Wow. - Listen, Alex. This is serious business. - MLK. - People were saying to me that Barry Bonds, like I should be going off of Barry Bonds like this. I love Barry Bonds. - Yeah. - Barry Bonds did not win like Bill Belichack in no way shape before. I don't think Barry Bonds everyone won World Series. I don't think Barry Bonds won to the World Series. Did he? Did he? Did he go to Oakland AIDS? I don't know. - What about with the pirates? - Pirates, that's what he was. - Yeah. - With the pirates and the four, the San Francisco Giants. - But the steroids, you can't, you know? - No. The baseball was better when everybody was on steroids. Stereoids don't make you Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds would be Barry Bonds without steroids. They can only magnify what you already are. Like I couldn't get on steroids and go out there and hit all them fucking home, right? You still gotta have a level of talent and skill to be fucking Barry Bonds. - So maybe I don't think he would be breaking records without the steroids. - I do. - How about this? If we found out that during that time in baseball, everybody was using steroids. - They were? - Well, the thing is that like it has only been exposed that the top guys were doing it. - You mean bitches were doing it, right? But if we found out everybody was doing it, we would go, oh yeah, put 'em in because it was a level playing field. He was competing against all these people. They were also doing, it's like the cycling shit. All of them are doping. All of them are on some form of juice. Lance Armstrong took the heat, but every single one of them were doing it and they were doing it to come in fourth. So if the playing field is level, you gotta give them the accolades. If it's not level, then obviously it's messed up. - The other thing with baseball, as much as I understand it, is like baseball is more a hand. I coordination yes, yes, but it's if you have had our coordination which he does and then you can add power You can you know fundamentally change your effectiveness in the game, right? So like that double that you hit now becomes a home run But did he win? I don't remember Barry Bond wanted no shit Little more interesting look that up did Barry Bond one time you went to the world When they went the pirates but he Basically perform well with the pirates of giants did he go? I think it's the Giants two thousand to two they lost to the angels and seven games Bill Bell checkers the winning is coach of all time, bro. Yeah, no It's a little bit disrespectful man. I'm also he's dating the young girl like I don't think people give that enough credit Like a guy could be with a 24-year like all these guys that are probably in the NFL got little side pieces 24 years old running around Nobody's given that many criticism. He's locked down a 24-year-old. So it's like you're upset at him for Listening more No, I'm not saying it makes it better, but like he's enduring fucking a 24-year-old is nothing You don't think the exact city NFL doing that shit. You don't think the team owners are doing that shit The fact that listening to her having her on the fucking sidelines every single day complain about the outfits She got to wear after the conversation we had last week the fact you think that's 73 old man is still fucking that girl What do you think he's doing? He just wants company at his age He wants it's almost like being a caregiver. He wants conversation. He wants to walk in the room but from a from a 24-year-old girl Yeah, he can't even get it up Yeah, he's on that shoe 15% No 15% you want a companionship to go with an older woman who has more cultural Green talk about you might like take talk You don't know like for real like we don't know what bills into we don't know what keeps them going He spent the majority of his life hanging around 20 year olds right like he's an NFL coach The average career in the NFL is like well four years So the majority of people he's been around for his entire coach of career are in that 20 to like 28 year-old range That's probably the only people he knows how to talk to that's why I think he went to go back to coach at UNC Because he's gonna cut cut cut a 20-something-year-old every four years. You got to do it. Leo South. He's still dating this young stuff That's hers. She's 24. No, but think about he might not even know how to talk to people his age Real shit like what does he have in common with some woman who's 70 years old? Like what life experiences Belltecaf he's securely obsessed with football their bodies like they get like In common with like oh my back hurts too Listen you're not there yet because you're still young once you reach a certain age. We're on our back We're on our back. We're laid down as jujitsu. It's not fucking no more We throw and get pulling you into guard. How do you know? 34? Oh yeah, yeah, you got about 6-7 more years of face-to-face Missionary at our age is like an absurd idea. Yeah, you know got that much time I will say this man at Belltecaf thing. I might like it, but you know, I'm tired. We I have responsibilities You know, so that's you don't do no other. No, we can do it for a little bit. You do it pragmatically, but it's not like now We're gonna thrust here for fucking 40 minutes 40 minutes. It's crazy 30 minutes 40 minutes is great 40 who's fucking 40 minutes That's right. That's about regular once you get there 40 minutes is a long time is 40 minutes if we start it from like I'm asleep for 30 minutes Like what are we talking about 40 minutes you you 45-year-old man? You're fucking for 40 47 Yeah, 40 is good 37 years old. 47. I'll be 48 fucking great. I'll be 48 in June June 29th June wow Let's all do you Chris? 55 speed limit. Yo Chris is good Chris you're good Chris said to speed limit. I want to say something about the Bill Belltecaf thing. It's exposing another situation in America Um, white people are under attack from other white people son white people are under crimes that are happening the white people Well, you know I'm from on from other white people is ridiculous because I guarantee you when they show the 11 people that didn't vote for Bill Belltecaf They're all gonna be white Guarantee so maybe it was never about race in the first place. That was your time. No, it was definitely about race But I think that what happens is when you have something like you know white supremacy It's just eventually cannibalized itself. It's evil So evil eventually cannibalized the the whites that are Enforcing white supremacy. If you're not on board, you're not even white to them If you're not a what if you're not on board with the white supremacy, you're not even white to them No, I just think that they can look at somebody like a Bill Belltecaf and say I hate that fucking guy because he's so great And they're in the position of power to keep him out the hall of fame and finally get a lick on him. Yeah, they taking the fucking lick Everybody else I think it's a matter of class and what side you decide I think about that is that's a Minnesota. Yes That's that's that's a matter of class and what side you decide to be all right. Let's talk about Minnesota Let's talk about Minnesota, man Another tragic situation. 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Uh, let me see today is By the time you're all here, there's uh, iced tea We'll be up iced tea trenching on my man big court. They was up there talking about the OG network and uh, Uncommerter Antonio My god, they were Tony is an incredible and so shout out talking murder him and murder a great together Yeah, they launched a new podcast called the real report podcast there with the volume Podcast network calling cowherge network on uh, I heard I heard a lot of different cultural podcasts are on that network But when I think about it, but um, yeah, they they they're gonna be very entertaining man. I think so yeah, I was talking to iced tea Chris iced tea was the first rapper with a podcast, right Would loudspeaker, uh, I think it was called the final level podcast. Yeah, he was wet at way ahead of the game There was no I can't think of no rapper that had a podcast before iced. He was the first when I first started hearing about podcasts It was combat jack resting piece. Yep, and it was what y'all was doing with final level. I think that might even have been before to read Yeah, I'm looking it back now like 2013 late 14 wow 14. Okay. No, no 13 How early were we in the podcasts? Revolution right there Like who else was out I'm just saying in the ethos like Rogan was out the champs Neil Brennan and motion cash for the champ I think about Neil all the time. I know. Neil would have got bridge. Oh my god. Neil and motion would have gotten rich so long ago Off this podcast game. Yeah, but everybody has first the market because the ones that really like it's got the advantage Oh my god, also just a great idea for a show Yes, yeah, it was uh with there. There was uh two white Neil was white motion's Jewish. He's white Yeah, and they interviewed um Just black comics. I think they just interview black dudes. No, just it was just black comics. Oh really? Yeah, I think it evolved But it started. No, they never got to the rappers and stuff because I remember asking Neil why did they stop it? We know it I'm lying because I was on there. Yeah, I said they had a black guy like Questlove on there. I mean probably yeah And that's when I y'all there's so many people who I heard their stories for the first time on the champs podcast miss Pat Tiffany haddish You know that was like one of the first in-depth arson you a hauling of views I had heard like you know like they and Chris rock And they really got a lot out of people. So shout out to Neil and motion. Yeah, that's that's it I remember the champs combat jack Rosenberg inside for sure. I didn't want to say them Chris But I know They didn't have it. Give credit what credit is doing give credit what credit just not for me somebody in the room doing this won't be me Okay, I have no problem with somebody in the room doing it. Okay, but who else that's it because the read When did the read start brand news was 2013. Yeah, about. Wow We were 2013 2013 2014 and the Rosenthalb brothers. They had one called the height Oh, it's the real oh wow Yeah, shout out. It's the real um Minnesota man Minnesota um Another tragic situation in Minnesota. Alex Perty was pretty pretty no Alex Perty. Yeah, Alex Perty was shot and killed by Homeland Security It's so much to this story What what what tripped me out was how quick they were To rush out and tell us that what we saw amen. We didn't see amen An individual approached us board of patrol officers with a 9 millimeter semi-automatic handgun the officers attempted to disarm this individual but the armed suspect reacted violently, fearing for his life and for the lives of his fellow officers around him and agent fired defensive shots. Medics were on the scene immediately and attempted to deliver medical aid to the subject, but he was pronounced dead at the scene. The suspect also had two magazines with ammunition in them that held dozens of rounds. He also had no ID. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived at the scene to inflict maximum damage on individuals and to kill law enforcement. That, to me, is textbook authoritarianism. And I will tell you why. Because it's not about even trying to make you believe. This is, no, we're going to dictate your reality. Your perception of reality, we're going to tell you what it is. No, no, no, that didn't happen. This is what happened. That's why I, you know, it was. So when did I saw Kristi Nong out there and do that? I was like. It wasn't only Kristi Nong, it was every single one of them, the entire administration. Now they're walking it back because they see that we have a camera footage and we can see this like blatant disgusting heinous act that transpired and there's no way. And he's also seeing his own base react to it. Yeah. Like, he's seeing January 6th or his go out there and saying, "This is horrendous. You cannot do this to people." And once I see them turning on the baton. This is the textbook American. This guy was on the. He was on the. The A-Ners. The A-Ners. He's right to bear arms. Sealed carry. And everybody. And everybody. And it's funny and I had to think about this, right? Everybody's like, "Oh, he was at a protest. He was at a protest." Who said he was at a protest? But why can't you be at a protest? You can be. Who said he was? He just looked like he was on the street watching ice, and I saw him on somebody. And so he had his camera out recording them. I didn't see a protest going on. I saw ice. Doing whatever they was doing to someone. Yeah. He had the cameras out. Then I. Pepper sprays these young ladies. Tosses them to the ground. He does what a nurse should do. Yeah. Goals to the A to the young ladies. Then they jump on him. Yeah. Where was the protest? Everybody keeps saying, "Oh, he bought a gun to a protest." Even if he did, he had every right to it. But I didn't see the protest. I just saw a guy practicing his right to bear arms on a Minnesota street. So let's assume that he was. Go out. I think by the protest, people are talking about. People around are trying to make it harder for the protest. Like where the protest? Look at this. So they have the whistles. They have a lot of stuff just so it makes it hard for ice to. To raise awareness. Yeah. What you should do today. So that's their form of protest. I think it's really important that you bring up the administration's response. It was discussed. And the administration swears an oath, the president, these other people they swear an oath, to. The Constitution. Uphold the Constitution. Mm-hmm. This guy was exercising two of his constitutional rights. Right, the protest. Let's assume it's the right to protest. He is peacefully assembling and protesting. And the right to bear arms. And when you immediately jump to justifying that act, what you are doing is, in an effort to preserve your own personal power, you are shredding the Constitution in the face of the people. And it doesn't matter where you sit on the aisle. There is one document that is supposed to bind us all as Americans. And that is the Constitution. So, I don't. And I think that's why, at its core, there are a lot of people that might have very radical views that are giving incredible pushback on this. And I love seeing it because they are recognizing that this. This disgusting act of shredding the document that's supposed to bind all of us as Americans. Now, we can have little disagreements about it. We can healthy debate these, you know, how we should, you know, and do law enforcement differences. We can have these conversations. But in terms of immediately shredding it upon this tragic event, and not even looking into it, by the way, it was like immediate reactions without even watching. No investigation. No investigation, nothing. No, I think they saw the videos. I think that. I don't think so. I don't think so. No, Christie, Christie. No one had to see the video. Sure, sure. They might have seen it. But instead of going, hey, we need to investigate this further. Talk to the different officers to see exactly what happened. And honor the constitutional rights of that man, because anybody who watches this video understands that he's. I don't think that he's doing anything. I don't think he's doing anything illegal from watching this video at all. He wasn't doing anything illegal at all. And the fact that they disarmed him, because they showed you that in the video, they took it, pistol off him, and then shot him. Yeah. What's the point of. Yeah. What's the point of this? And this is what happened when you have people on the job who don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're inexperienced, they're under-trained, right? And that's the thing about ICE. It's like a lot of these guys are taking a big bonus and they're doing like six weeks of training. And then they don't have to deescalate situations. So I was talking to Alex who was in law enforcement about this first. And it's like the first thing. Alex? Alex Media. You was in law enforcement? Yeah. You did know this. I did not know he was doing it. Yes, he did. I don't report the podcast in uniform. He thought you were being professional. I don't remember. Yeah. You were a cop. Sorry. Court officer. Like a bailiff? Yeah. You were over there. Like that's some fancy shit. That's what it's called. You was pulled from night court. You know, like the animal? He was a fucking bailiff. Well, you remember. No, I don't. The courts were right across the street from out there. That's what he got caught in. Were you in Sweden at that time? You know, action. Look at Alex tell you about the situation. I'm not saying that I had action. He got injured on the job. When in Switzerland he tried to fight another guy. Oh, that was street in by the way. Well, in the court. In the court. What somebody tried to jump you? What happened? They tried to jump the judge and we took him down to the court. Really? Did you shoot him? Nope. And kill him right there? Or did you de-escalate the situation? Discalate the situation? Right. I told him I needed a process. Tommy doesn't believe you. He was. He was knocked at disability, bro. But what? He knocked at disability. I believe it. I'm going to. I thank you for your service, Alex. Thank you. I know. I know, man. What? What? What? He's like you really serves. Thank you for your service. It's a bless your heart. I can't. I'm going to pray for you. That's what you turn that shit into. I do thank you for your service. But what did he say about it? What did you say, Alex? What did you say about this situation? It's just that we're trained that. The first thing you should do is de-escalate the situation. You should never try to escalate the situation. And clearly, all of them are escalating this situation. The training is horrible. I did six months of training. They're doing 47 days because this is the 45. Yo, I saw Amy Corbucci on the Sunday news. She said that they do 47 days of training. Yeah. Because Trump is the 47th president. That's crazy. That's crazy. The. And look, I know I had Trump on the podcast. Stop. It's the training net. Let me just clarify because I think it is important to say. I know how I had him on the podcast. When I'm talking out about this, I'm not doing it to get people to be like, "Oh, he's a good guy." Or whatever like that, or trying to get anybody on my side. I understand that this is a horrific event that happened. I objectively want to talk about it. I'm not trying to win anybody over in this. You know the difference between right and wrong. There's a difference between respecting and honoring the Constitution, the backbone of our country, and then completely shredding it. And this is completely shredding it. And now they're realizing that people have noticed it, and now they're trying to backtrack it. But. He's been wiping his ass with the Constitution. Sure. I've been on record a million times saying, "When he said we should terminate the Constitution to overthrow the results of a election, she like that got to be disqualifying if you run up a president." So here's a very example. It's like, "I know that there are people sounding the alarms about this." When I saw these last few weeks in Minnesota, I didn't think it was possible to happen in the United States of America. I'm being 100% serious. To white people. No, to anybody. But you've seen it happen to black people. Exactly. Yes, to white people. It's okay to say that. No, it is. No, it's okay to say that. I don't know. I mean, I didn't know that this was possible to happen in the United States of America. When I'm specifically talking about with this situation here, and not only this one, but also what we've seen ice doing, like entering homes without warrants. It is unconstitutional. And they've done this weird thing where they have a federally administrative warrant, which is some bullshit. It doesn't even allow you to actually have access into a home. Yeah, they're trying to find ways around the system. And what that says to me when you're willing to show the Constitution to preserve your. It's not only your power, but your ideas of what should happen. It is incredibly un-American. That's the fourth one. For a second, four from him. The fourth is the one about entering some home. Yes. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, I just think it's an important thing to speak out against. I just think it's horrific. Lauren LaRosa. She interviewed Derek Johnson. He's part of the NAACP. And he was saying, like, the problem with ice is that there's no names. Like, they're not identified. You don't even know when, like, an unfortunate situation like this happened. You don't even know who the person shot. Like, you don't have any names or nothing. We don't know if they're even agents for. I thought IST's perspective was very interesting. Well, he said. IST said that there's going to be a civil war. But he said the civil war is going to be between local law enforcement and IST. So I'm kind of just sitting back, like, I mean, I think the war that's about to happen. It's going to be between the police and the insides. And then who are we going to root for? It's crazy, right? We're going to root for the police. What's going on right now? It's so out of control. He said that it's inevitable because of what, you know, even Taylor is saying. Like, you don't know who these people are. Right? And at some point, a line has to be drawn in the sand. Because if stuff like this is happening, if you took an oath to protect and serve, the civilians of this place, and these people are acting like thugs and acting like goons, then you got to react to stuff. They arrested a guy. There's a video of it because he has an accent. And the guy arresting him, the ice officer also had an accent. And the guy called him out on it. He was like, you got a fucking accent. What the hell are you doing? And the guy ends up having like legal status here. But this type of behavior happy in American, I didn't, I just didn't think it was possible. I genuinely, I thought, and I heard it, again, I heard people sound in the alarms. I thought that our institutions and our constitution could hold up. I didn't think that it would be in French upon. - But you have to have people who care to hold up. - And that's the question is like, who's gonna end up doing that? So what you're saying is that local law enforcement is gonna end up doing that and they're gonna be pushing back against ICE. And you would also, I would imagine, would hopefully go, like, there might be people in ICE, go, hey, what we're doing is unconstitutional and we cannot continue that behavior this way. - Whenever you have a political movement that has been as anti-democratic as Trump and Maga have been, you're going to get pushed back. Culturally, institutionally, legally. That's what you should hope for. Like, when we see things like this in America, we should hope that immediately everybody's like, fuck, no, this can't happen. And it should be enough pressure put on the administration that the administration backs the fuck off. Which is what I think we're kind of seeing that. We're kind of seeing that. - But it's interesting to me a little bit. - I think you see a lot of the Trump's circumference out there that are just defending it no matter what. And I think they're starting to realize, oh, shit, not even the Trump administration is gonna stand behind this. And now I'm about to be out there in a cold. - What the fuck did that mean? - Like, it's not a circumference, what's that? - The Trump ass kissers. They're like, whatever Trump says we do, I don't believe in any principles and I don't believe in the Constitution. All of them, you're not one of them, Shots. - No, I mean, I think that anybody listens to this show knows that I'm not one of them. I mean, specifically with immigration when he was on the pod, we push back against. Like, my feeling on immigration is like, I think any illegal that's already here should be given a pathway to citizenship as long as they haven't committed any crimes. (whooshing) - I think most people on board with deporting any illegal that has committed a crime. Like, I think there's bipartisan support of that. I think the tricky thing comes, and honestly, I've empathy, like you're a business owner. There's been people, I'm not trying to oust you, but like, there's been people I'm sure that might not have had like legal citizenship that have maybe worked in various businesses. And it's like, you know, I've definitely been taken care of as a kid by people that weren't legal, maybe there's this stuff. So there are people that maybe would like a path to citizenship that I have a lot of empathy for. - You have to start with the criminals. - I agree. - I agree. - Okay, look. - I agree with you. - But maybe we can-- - It's very tough. - Maybe we can open our hearts a little bit to the people who are trying to be good hardworking America. - And you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be in the midst of this. - Now some people would be like, oh, coming here legal is a crime. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about having a community of crimes, having gone to jail, haven't done these things. That's how I personally feel. Now, you might feel like you want all legals gone. You might feel like you want strong borders. Like all these things are okay to feel, but the way to do it is not this way. The way to do it is not to erode American values. I think that we can all agree on that. - Unless it's not about immigration. - Well, well, well. - Which is-- - Well, what? - Right. - Not even not about immigration. I want to get to that, but like-- - Well, there's oil in Minnesota? - No, no, no, the, the, the, what I'm seeing here right now specifically is like, the second ice does something horrible. They go out and throw out these breadcrumbs. They're like, but look, we arrested this pedophile. We arrested this murderer. We arrested this. And I looked into the numbers. And we were talking about in Flagorant. It's like less than 5% of the people are taking the portal. - And the criminals are the actual criminals. So, and then 75% are just longstanding residents that are here undocumented, right? So, I think they're doing is using this thing of security as a smoke screen so they could just blanket, deport, and harass not only illegals, but also American citizens. - That's the best case scenario. - The worst case is-- - This is a test run for the elections. - And he'll shut shut down, if-- - Shut it down. - It's gonna be very hard to do on-- I thought about that too, Chris. It's gonna be very hard to do state to state. You got a lot of states that are gonna be protected against stuff like that. It's gonna be hard to do in Governor Shapiro's, Pennsylvania. Hard to do in Westmore, Maryland. Hard to do in prison, Illinois. Hard to do in fucking-- - It's in theapolis, Minnesota. - Sheros, Jersey, in Walsers, Minnesota. It's gonna be hard to do in state-- - Hard to do, but they're testing it. They're seeing how this is received, how it goes down, and what's the effect? I mean-- - They know this ain't gonna work though. I was watching Fox News Sunday morning. I forgot who it was, but they were having the panel and the guy was saying how-- Number one, this is time-- And he was Republican. He said it's time for everybody to start calling Trump out. - Yeah. - This is not sustainable. This is not gonna work. And then he said, "When you see these large amounts of protesters, 20,000 people showing up to cities, they don't have enough, I say-- - Exactly. - Exactly. - But I see something like, there's a part of it that's flowing under the radar a bit. Like, I think his name is Josh Thompson. He was the prosecutor in Minnesota who led the investigation into Somali daycare stuff. So he's been on top of that. He led that and he investigated. He got all the-- I don't know if the indictments or whatever it is. He resigned this week. And the reason-- And six other prosecutors. And the reason they resigned is the Trump administration ordered them to investigate the wife of Renee Good, who was shot-- - I thought at first incident, for alleged ties to domestic terrorist groups, right? - When you see something like that, when you see these guys who have led the investigations and they resign in mass, and they're forcing them to go after the wife of a victim who's killed, it's not about immigration. It's about intimidating people. It's about going after political opponents. It's about trying to shut shit down. - Everyday we knew it ain't with London. - What about the voter roll shit? - And why does he want the voter rolls from him? So why did they basically float a deal being like, "Hey, if you give us this, what are the voter rolls?" - It's the records of the people who vote, which generally aren't shared publicly, right? So it's like your address, whatever information-- - So he knows who's who now? - So it's like who? - Who's registered which way? And maybe now he goes through it and says-- - What would their argument be for? I mean, this is one argument being-- - The argument is that there's concerns about the validity of the elections. - That voter fraud, right? - So we need to see everybody on this role and make sure they're like a living human being, yeah. - It's an intimidation, right? - I honestly think the issue is the quotas because Trump ran on mashed deportation and he's put these crazy quotas in terms of how many illegals that they want out of here. And so at first he wanted to start with, "Hey, we'll go after the criminals and you see that the numbers aren't as high as he thought they would be." And so now he's like, "Yo, I don't care what you have to do. Let's get everybody out." 'Cause that's what happened in New York when they wanted to bring crime down and then they started doing stop and frizz and they were violating everybody's right. I got pulled over all the time. I mean, I think this is just a version of that. - Other presidents have deported people in mass numbers and it didn't look like this. - Yeah, but he's trying to get record numbers in his first year. - It ain't about getting record-- I mean, to me, it's not, it wouldn't be about getting record numbers it would be about getting the right people out. - But what's about Trump? - I understand what Alex is saying. Well, you're saying there's the right thing to do and Alex is saying what they're trying to do and they're going after these numbers so they can-- I think they think the basis can really support that. But I think if they see it, this is the cost of those record numbers there's going to be immense pushback. I think that's, listen, and that's at least what I hope, that's what I see online right now. I see a lot of pushback. Now, an interesting thing that's happened, I don't know if you guys picked up on this but did you see how like TikTok just got transferred to US ownership? - Absolutely. - And did you see how immediately - They blocked ice and all this. - And rattling any ice content. And when I mean throttling, I mean down to zero. Like I know there are people like political creators that are on TikTok and Instagram and I've seen them get zero views on videos, zero views on videos about ice. And then videos that don't have anything to do that they'll be getting millions of views. That, if you can make the argument, if you could prove that there is some sort of pollution, that's state-sensored, that's state-sensorship, right? Like, the authoritarianism looks like. - Yes. So all of this is textbook on the right there. - I'm not sure they did, you know, guys in the street with guns and masks, - That's right. - Identifications. - Dored, adored, not need a warrant for the entry. - This is why it's an important moment to speak out, to go, you know, I've been going to protests. I can't be a hypocrite. I wouldn't advise bringing a gun to a protest, even if that is your constituency. - So that's the tricky thing. It's like, what do we do? - I don't think that's smart. - Well, we would all advise to our friends and family, and our kids, like I would tell my kids, hey, always comply with the officers 'cause I wanna see them come home. But the cost of not complying shouldn't be death. It's not a comply or die in America. That's not how things work here. And officers are trained and taxpayers spend a lot of money to train these officers so that they can de-escalate the most tense situations so that we don't have deaths like Alex Preddys. And clearly ICE doesn't have the interest in doing it or, in worst case scenario, has been given the green light to-- - They haven't given the green light. - It's so great. I mean, I'm glad that this conversation is happening, but this is the same conversation that people have been trying to have since air gone. - Yep. - You know what I mean? It's the '90s where Rodney King when he got speed up. - And that was frustrating. - That must be-- - Incredibly frustrating. - Yeah. - But there was something else you just said that made me think, oh, the gun thing, man. This is America. - Exactly. - I'm from South Carolina. - Take your gun wherever the fucking thing. - You see guns and people got their gun on them in Starbucks. - Yep. - People got their gun on them in Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, I thought that was strange. Like, why the fuck did that have your gun in Dunkin' Donuts? You can go down south and literally it'll be a sign on the door that says don't bring your concealed weapon in here. They have to tell you not to do it. They used to be starting clubs, their establishments, you would go in. They were checking their guns at the door like coat checks. So now all of a sudden, why can't he have his gun on his waist? - Yeah, no. - At the end of the day. Walking on the speed of Minnesota. - Trump is coming for your guns, guys. - Isn't that crazy? - So here's an interesting thing, right? It's like, first of all, like, see ya. when the NRA speaks out against the Trump administration. - Crazy. - Now NRA says that these people are bugging the gun owners association are like, "Well, those quotes from the NRA, this shit was crazy." - That's more respect for the Constitution. Now, we could disagree about some of the rights that are given to Americans in the Constitution and how much freedom they should have, but simply saying that you shouldn't be able or allow to carry one is ridiculous, especially when you're saying teachers should have them in a classroom. Like, these are the same people going, "Hey, their school student teachers should have, we gotta give teachers more guns." And now, when this guy who is protesting has a gun, all of a sudden it's like, "Hey, you should be walking around with that thing." - Look, the NRA has joined other U.S. gun lobby groups and calling for a full investigation by the Trump administration and the feeling of Alex Freddie and Minnesota. Comments from the NRA come back to a boy that agent fadedly shot Freddie, registered nurse at a veteran hospital fair, with the code that the NRA labelled a suggestion by a federal prosecutor that people who carry guns, risk being lawfully shot by officers as dangerous and wrong. Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens that NRA said in the statement. That's the N-R-bucking-8. - Crazy. - But they gotta say that, it's not crazy. They gotta say that. - But they never speak out, think about it. - It's crazy, that's what it's called. - Orlando Castillo got killed and R-A didn't say nothing, right? Like, there's like, oh, who else? It was another gun. Orlando was the one I remember the most 'cause he was a licensed gun owner and he had it on his seat. And he told the office that he had it and where it was and everything. I think it was in the glove compartment where it was supposed to be and he ended up still getting shot for some reason. And everybody was like, "N-R-A, say something, say something, say something." They never said that. - Look, they're real. They're shooting white people now. - You know that, Chris. - What's going on? - I just don't wanna be the guy to say it 'cause I'm black. It sounds like, oh, yeah, of course you're gonna say that. Say it, Chris. So, say it, show, see. - So I think the tricky thing here is like, do you go, should we not care because we didn't care before? Or is this an eye-opening moment for a lot of Americans? - I don't care, what gives people to care? I don't even, I hate when people would say that. This ain't our issue of like, nah, fuck all that. - Exactly. - It's been our issue. So why is it not our issue now? - Now, yeah, we're all Americans at the end of the day. - Two things can be true. You can be frustrated as fuck that people weren't seeing it like this one was happening to you guys, right? And now all of a sudden, people are speaking out. Now a sudden the NRA is making statements out of sudden that Republican Party is pushing back against Trump. That's incredibly frustrating. I get that. - Bro, now's when you go for the dunk, but this, 'cause now you back can get some shit done for real. Now they can, now there might be some comments in the gun reform. But even though this, to me this isn't even an issue about gun reform. And this is why these situations go all off derailed because this isn't about gun reform. This is about law enforcement agency abusing their power. - Yo, when you have to be hesitant in administration. - When you see what I use as doing, right? Is there a little part of you that understands why the founding fathers wanted us to have the right to their arms? - Yes, that's the whole point in the second memory. - You used to protect yourself against the militia like this. - Right, like this is the, this is the-- - I'm an authoritarian. They wouldn't have used that language. - No, they would say tyranny. - Tyranny, a king, whatever. - To protect yourself against tyranny. - Right. - Well, did the mayor of the police depot Minnesota who said something like we could, I forgot how you worried it, we see we could find who, like we could intervene, but their guns are bigger than ours. Well, did the mayor of the police depot many, and I remember who says. - But I think the question that you're getting to, which I'm not, if not wholly answered yet is like, you're basically asking Ken or cops for rest. - Yeah. - From a legal perspective, yes. From a practical perspective to state the reality, yeah, it does get kind of hard when they drastically outnumber us and they have bigger guns than we-- - Not only their guns are bigger, they're more of them. - Yeah, that's right. They're like, way more-- - Six hundred cops. - Yeah. - They're four or five thousand, I think. - I say yes, it's an invasion. - It's an invasion. - I'm curious, I think you may have your gun license in Jersey. Does-- - My wife though. - Does this make you hesitant about possibly carrying your gun? Because now, this situation escalated because they saw-- - I wish I could carry. I wish I could be shown handy and walking around here with my pistol all through these New York streets. - It's like, this got me thinking I'm in the process of getting my concealed carry permit in New York. Like I have it in LA, but I don't have it here. And it's like, that situation, I think that escalated because they saw the gun, one of the law enforcement yelled gun, gun, gun, and then another one just got scared and started shooting. - I think the gun pulled it away the next time. - It shot it, yeah. - I saw a video where-- - But like, it burned that, but I saw that video where like, the guy who removed the gun might have accidentally discharged. And then the other guys heard a gun shot and they started-- - Yeah, so by the way, can we talk about that? There's one thing about that video. When a gun shot went off, one of those ICE agents ran off. So cowardly. - No, no, no. - He ran-- - He had the gun in his head. That's the one who had the gun, but he ran off. Like, he ran off, like, oh my god, they're shooting. - That's kind of, that's kind of-- - That is protocol. You have to get the gun as far away from-- - Far away from us. - The incident. - Because if you're still involved in the tussle, maybe the person could get the gun again. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He just looked scared to me. - And especially if you know it's your guy shooting, unless he didn't know what it shot to me. - But you don't know in the moment, I can't see. - You don't know, think I had another gun like, yeah, this is-- - Yeah, this is, but you don't, yeah, you don't go there, and I think, look, again, I can't be hypocritical. I don't think you go to a protest, even if it's your legal right-- - But Chris, why do we keep saying protest? Where was the-- - I was there. - He was there. - He was there. - He was just on the sidewalk recording ice wild. Like, it's like you walking down the screen right now. - He was an observer, but I was over it. - Absolutely. - Yeah, absolutely. - I don't carry a gun, but I carry something with me all the time. I don't bring it. - Job six. - Nunchucks. - Nunchucks. (laughing) - Nunchucks. - No, no, no, no. - Nunchucks. - You say Nunchucks, Chris. - You know it's Nunchucks. Why would you let it chop? - I know, you know it's Nunchucks. - Go on! - Oh no! - This guy, man. Okay, but you carry something with you. - But I take it with me when I listen to the ice thing. - He said, you what? - I didn't bring it with me when I go to the ice thing. 'Cause I know there's a chance it's gonna-- - Hey, hey, I don't think-- - I don't think-- - That's your right to make that decision, but what he's doing is not legal and should be supported by the Constitution. - And by the people that are part of the government that are upholding it and swearing to uphold it, it should not be immediately dismissed and we should not be gasoline into thinking that he's blamed for it. - Right, I don't think he would add a protest and I want us to stop saying it. - Like the advice you're getting-- - Shouldn't get caught up. - So here's the thing about the-- - No, I'm gonna tell you why that's a very important caveat. Number one, if he was even added a protest, it's fine. He can have it because this is right. Yo, Kyle Rittenhouse tweeted out, "Carry everywhere, it is your right." - Right. But to me, this guy was on the street. He saw ice. We all been seeing how ice gets down. He got his phone out. People are whistling, he's recording. Just to make sure no bull shit happens and then bull shit happens. Defected, he's just walking down the street with his gun is fine. - Yeah. - I don't know why I'm saying this. - It's like people keep saying he was add a protest. Where's the protest? Like where's the protest? I don't see no signs. Where's the protest? - They're saying he carried a gun to attack ice. - Or something like that. - So why didn't he use it? - That's the function. - That's where the administration is done because they came out with that bull shit so quickly. - Oh my God. He's a terrorist. He was looking to shoot these- - He was a next- - Just like, come on, man. Like you see, Steven Miller, this guy- - What did that little scumbag say? - He's the fucking, the bottom of the battle. - What did he say? What was his exact, he's there? - He's a domestic terrorist. They're scratching this guy's name. He approached them with a gun. I mean, come on. - They gonna flip on all of them. - Christie Nome, Steven Miller, all of them. - They gotta go now. - Authoritarian regimes are not loyal to any- - No, no, he'll toss them out. - Yes, but for the fact that they even tried it. - I mean, but that's the most interesting thing, right? Like, I don't think a authoritarianism will ever take over in America. I just don't think that's the way America is designed. But I do feel like all of this is a necessary evil sadly, and I'm gonna tell you why. 'Cause we can't go back. None of us can unsee what we saw. I don't know what the world is going to look like after Trump, but I think we all know how fragile our democracy is. I think we know that this whole system has been a house of cards. I think we can finally see so many different, any qualities that exist from class to race, to now even demonizing what side of the aisle you choose to be on. America's not going backwards. Whatever we make after this has to be something that's way more bulletproof than what we got right now. It's clearly none of this shit is bulletproof. Not the constitution, not the bill or right. None of this shit is bulletproof. I agree with what you said in America. You don't think can fall into authoritarianism. And I agree with what you said, but I will say that this was a breaking point for me and the way that the administration responded to it. Like, I didn't think what's happening right now with ICE could happen in America. I genuinely did not think that was possible. I thought our institutions would hold up. When I see it and then immediately defend it, I start to go, we gotta be very loud about this. Like if all the sudden becomes not like a liberal catastrophic thinking, it starts to become very reasonable nuance criticism of the administration. They have just made the most far left critiques of the Trump administration. Their reaction to this has just justified all of them. - Let me add one moment. In one moment, all their responses from Trump to cash betel, they have justified every single crit, and I know people will probably look at this a bit. They've done a million other things to justify them, sure, and that's fair. But this specific situation, I think is a breaking point, and it has justified all those criticism. I think people's antennas are way up and people's antennas that were not up initially. This is like- - I've seen the Epstein file, 'cause it's like, wouldn't it be nice if we got this? - It's like, damn, y'all really been lying to us. Like, damn, like you really, let me ask you a question. A lot of people will say, hey, Andrew, you know, you supported Trump, you screamed at all. I've never supported his immigration policy. - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah. - You never did support his immigration policy. The last question. Did you not believe Trump would do any of the things that he said he was going to do because you didn't know or because you believed in the guardrails of America? - I believe in the guardrails of America. And I still do believe in the guardrails of America. And when I see people pushing back against this, it like, it, it, joy is a weird thing, but it makes me proud, it makes me happy. When I see people that are conservatives pushing back against this, it makes me happy. It goes, oh wow, there are some people that aren't just like Trump cultists. There are some people that are right-wing Republicans that will hold him accountable, even if that means that they're gonna lose the midterms. Even if that means that in the short term, the Republicans might not have the power. They understand that for the next 100 years, America for it to be successful has to have a backbone and that backbone is a constitution. So that makes me happy, but I am, this to me was a breaking point, that reaction. It's not only, and also seeing, it made me do a real deep dive into like, what ISIS like policing tactics are. And then seeing them was, yeah, it's just catastrophic. And I hope a lot of other people are in the same boat. - It would have been so easy just to say, as the administration, right? - Yep. - This is Rome. - Well, come on, come on, come on. - We need to investigate this. - Let's rush to judgment, let's allow there to be an investigation. - Hard to say that when it's number two. - Let the system run its course. That would have been so easy to- - Well, hard to say that, Chris, and we just saw it a couple of weeks ago. - Exactly, it was a couple of days. - It would have been so easy, that's the playbook, right? We know this looks terrible. We have a system, let the system run its course when the investigation's done, they didn't even bother going through the motions. They just went straight to fuck that. - They should have did that. The nation have investigated these people, and the nation have been consequences to these individuals' actions. Even if you're doing that, the bullshit people. 'Cause you wanna keep doing what the fuck you're doing. At least show the American people that there's some type of checkabouts. - They're gonna do a bullshit investigation, and it's gonna make it worse, because it's impossible to do an investigation on a crime where they already destroyed the crime scene. Nobody's stuck around, and it's being conducted by the agency that did it. So what, seven years from now, they're gonna release. - Oh, where's the accountability? - You didn't see everything there. - That's why they shut off. - That's why they should let the stand-handedly, but they won't do that. - Yeah, I don't think they're gonna do a bullshit investigation, and I'm gonna tell you why. I really do believe, and I said this breakfast club, because everybody likes to use the 1930s, 1940s analogy, right, like, oh my God, you know, this is like, what's that shit called? Just set what is the call, Chris? - Stop bull. - Stop bull, you know, and I'm like, well, one thing to remember is the Nazis lost. Like the Nazis ultimately lost. Yes, we know all in the death and how tragic it was, but the Nazis ultimately lost it. You know what happened after the Nazis lost? The regime was toppled, and they were persecuted as war criminals. So all of these people that you see now, these ICE agents in the Christian homes, and, you know, the Stephen Miller's of the world, I hope they know where this is going. And I get it, they're trying it here in this country. But do know when you try those type of tactics, please look at the people whose tactics you're doing. Look at how that story ended for them, 'cause I said earlier, you cannot look at a political movement that is anti-democratic anywhere in the world, damn near, that hasn't gotten pushed back, culturally, institutionally, and legally, at some point. - Do not underestimate how much Americans love our freedom. - We, the people. Listen, there's not a place in the world that is more entitled to freedom than Americans. Hey, they thought that the election was being stolen from them on January 6th. What the fuck did they do? - You know what I'm saying? - Not underestimate how much Americans love their freedom and how far they're willing to go to defend. - And don't underestimate how far the people that believed in you initially, how they will flip when they realized, like, no, you don't, you're everything you told us they were. - Listen, listen, I'm not gonna lie. Trump had some very seductive talking points saying that he's gonna stop wars around the world and we're just about spending hundreds of billions of dollars and that money is gonna be spent over here. Now, you could laugh at it, but there is a version. - 77 million people bought into it. - Yeah, and he did a version of it the first time. That's the one thing I'll give him. - Fair, so I mean, I think that some people would even offer pushback about that, but these other wars escalate, et cetera, but there are certain things. Obviously, you see the destruction coming out of Gaza. You're seeing dead babies every single day and you're like, I want that stop now. I want that deescalated immediately. - So they're-- - They're building a fourth season in fucking Gaza. - And you bought a place. - You can't shut the fuck up. - No, that's not true. - That's not true. - That's an internet. - $200 million just flies back to back. He just told you. (laughing) - That is not true. Don't run with that. Now, people are running with that one. - Justice for the victims of Epstein. Like, there are a lot of things that he ran on, right? That were very seductive. That seemed possible and seemed very doable. And one by one, backtracking on these things that seemed possible and doable. I will give him credit for deescalating Israel Palestine. Now, obviously, it hasn't been done. There are still people getting killed, but the deescalation has been significant. When we're seeing now, one by one, the proposes, not being kept and now complete flip-flops on them, you are going to erode any of the hope that people had that one of them. And I think this right here is a breaking point, simply from the fracturing of the Constitution. Like, if you are a person that believes in the values of America, and you see this, and then you see the treatment of ICE, even if you don't give a fuck about a single illegal immigrant here, but you see the way ICE is treating people that are legal residents, right? And all you need to do, and Mark brought up at this point, all you need to do is flip the paradigm, because if there was a Democrat in office, and they had an ICE-esque enforcement agency going around, checking your papers to see if you had a gun, and you kind of just look like you might have a gun, so I'm going to need to see your papers for it. There would be outrage all over the streets about that. - And openly saying that if you have an accident, or your skin has a certain complexion, that's happened in California, he's actually passed a law. I think it was a law, I think it was a federal law, right? It was something in California. Listen. - Can I give us one thing that you said, please? - With the analogy to the Gestapo, and people having the answer for the crimes in Norberg, the whole comparison to the Nazis, that's awesome Jewish people online going after that. That's bullshit, to criticize that. When you make that analogy, that's honoring what happens. - You're evoking the seriousness of the situation. - I was raised as someone who lost relative, I didn't know, but I knew my grandparents, their cousins and nieces and nephews died in the Holocaust. We were taught, whenever you see the very hint to this thing, start, you'll be, yeah, so this is a good example. It's like I think the term Nazi has been overused. We use Nazi for fucking everything anymore, right? And it's like, so I understand that immediate reaction to be like why are we watering down what it means to be a Nazi? But this Gestapo situation I think is different. And when you're seeing the tactics used and they are mirrored and I'm sure maybe it was more severe over there, I don't think we need to compare which is worse, but the same tactics, right? I don't think any of us want to live in a country like that. I definitely don't think that we want to live in a country where we're seeing this every single day, but more importantly, we want people to want to come to America. And I think if people saw that, and I'm talking about legally, but we want people to want to come to America legally, and if they think that they're walking down this street with an accent that they're gonna get stopped by a mask guy with no fucking body cam, no name, they might think twice about that. - Y'all ain't never had a driveway full of snow that's six feet high, bro. And being rescued by some immigrants, that was amazing. - That's all it took once in a while. - No, I already knew that, but I'm just telling you, and I'm just telling you, thank you to those individuals. - Yeah, okay. - You should have tipped them. - I should have. - That would have been a great thank you. - I didn't have any pesos. - Oh my gosh. - What? - What? - Yeah, I got them next time. Next time they're gonna get blessed, okay? - You know how many pesos, $200 million? - I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know how many pesos that is. - But Chris said something that is very true, and I've heard a lot of my Jewish friends say this over the years at the slightest hint of it. - Yeah. - You're supposed to start bringing the fucking alarm, because you always say, Chris, what do you say, what do you say? He didn't kill six million Jews on day one. - How Chris says, "Ding-ding-down." - Make sure. - What you going to now? (laughing) What do you always say, Chris? - Hitler wasn't Hitler on day one. - There you go. - He built up, and he faced enough resistance. He tried one thing and it worked, and then he went and stayed. - So I actually think frame the conversation like this is better, is going, 'cause I think the knee jerk reaction is big. He is Hitler. I think that the conversation is going, hey, this is the slope, this is how, this is the spiral. This is how you get to this. And when these things go unchecked, and clear this thing was checked, shout out to the people in Minneapolis in negative 20 going out there and protesting. - Man, we need to be able to, I'm not gonna need to be thanking God for the people in Minnesota right now who are pushing back because I'm telling you, as I said earlier, they weren't trying to make you believe anything when they were telling you that you didn't see what you saw. That was strictly a test of power. That's what happens in authoritarian regimes. No, we dictate your reality. We tell you what the fuck happened, and you ain't gonna do shit about it. - And I will. will give credit. Obviously, I want to give credit to people on the left, too, that there are people on the left that are anti-gun that might have looked at this situation. And they could have said they care so much about getting guns off the street. They could have said, yeah, we shouldn't have guns on the street. This is bad. You see what happens when they're gunned there? And they were able to table that conversation and go, you have a constitutional right to carry. He was legally carrying. And this is a violation of that constitution. If we later want to change that rule at a certain point in time, we can do that. But we're going to do that the diplomatic way, not the authoritarian way. That shouldn't happen. I agree. I think if they're even, I hate them, they think guns are getting taken away or any gun right, they're taken away in America. I know. My point is the way that you would do it, I think is through discourse. You would hope, right? And obviously there's been limitations to the ability to carry guns. Like in New York, nobody can carry a fucking gun. It's almost impossible to carry a gun. And New Yorkers seem pretty much, well, I think it's very difficult to carry a gun. I think they changed a lot of it. Recently changed a lot. Up until recently, up until recently. And I don't think that many of us had an issue with it growing up here in New York City. I don't think any of us felt like a longing for it. Maybe there was a time where people could carry and then they no longer could. And they were really frustrated by that being taken away from them. But again, this is not about whether you can or can't carry. I just think it's cool that people didn't bring up their own issues and take away from this moment. Yeah. And they're probably people that could have. I think it's very important shots for you to keep having this conversation. I think it's important for Rogan to keep having this conversation. Yeah. Because as I've always said, if you don't listen to Andrew's shows on a regular basis, if you don't listen to Joe Rogan on a regular basis, then you're not going to understand the nuance of anything, right? So, yeah, I get it, you know, like y'all had Trump on, whatever, you know, you voted for him, whatever. It's okay to say when somebody's wrong that you voted for. It's okay to say, hey, I don't, I don't agree with what the fuck that person did. And people will say, oh, shit, you should have known better. And then we're talking about the greatest con. We're talking about the bill, Bella check of con artists in Donald J Trump. Now, I used to hear people that grew up in New York City tell me how good of a con artist. He wasn't like, nobody's that good. This man is good. Okay. I don't know why he's good as a con artist, but he's good as the con artist. If you got conned, you got conned. Right. Yeah. You feel like you got conned. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, when he came on the pod and he's like, yeah, we're going to go after the criminals. Now they're not going after the criminals. Like, yeah, I definitely do. I feel and I feel maybe naive to believe that. And I know that I'm sure there was other platforms where he's like, we're going to get them all out of here. So maybe he's saying whatever he's saying, 77 million people felt just like, yes. But like, I think there are a lot of those 77 million that might feel different about immigration. Like immigration, to me, was an issue that I gave him. There's a lot of people who agree with what he's doing and how he's doing it. Then there's a whole other set of people who I feel like got conned. And then there's a whole other set of people who probably just had like one or two issues and wasn't paying attention to everything else. What the fuck do I think there's a lot of single issue voters out there. And I think that that. And there's a lot of people who are, you know, voting on multiple issues. I think more important than the vote, though, is the fact that people look at your platform and how large your platform is. Yeah. And they feel like you amplified it. But they're not wrong. Listen, I don't think there, I don't think any criticism is wrong. That's why I said in the beginning, like, I'm not doing this like win anybody over. I just think it's like the right thing to speak out against, especially people in my situation. Because like, I think there's a lot of people, you know, that I think there's a lot of people that like sometimes they feel embarrassed or they feel shame or they don't want to get the public criticism. So they just kind of retreat to the base. I think that's a lot of times what happens happens on the right happens on the left. Yeah. Because they're safety in the base. They're security in the base. They're support in the base. There's positivity in the base, right? Like, as long as you just tow the company line, everybody's going to say you're a great guy. And that's just not who I am as a person, right? Like I try to be a nuanced thinker. If he fucks up, I'm on a nuanced thinker. Oh, how's like, what the fuck? No, like, I heard thinker. Oh, I heard nigger. I just had to make sure at a time like this show, at a time like this, that you clarify, picking apart everywhere. Yes. Okay. All right. It's important. And I want to be able to call these different things out. And I'm going to do it. And if I get criticism support, that's completely okay. I'm not asking for anything from anybody. It's my point. No, they're going to definitely criticize you, but I don't see. I don't see anything wrong with saying, Hey, that's wrong. Are. Hey, I got that wrong. I don't see a problem with that. That should not be a problem for anybody. Yeah. I think that people are really angry. And I think that when you're angry and you're emotional, you react often. And that's okay. That's fine. I'm trying to do the right thing. You've got to try to do the right thing as much as you can in life. And I'm going to make mistakes. We need to, we need to. First of all, push back on everything that's happening in America right now. And then we got a course. Correct. And you know, you know, it's going to take to do that. Everybody. We the people. All hands on mother fucking deck. And I think we'll get there. I think in this interim period where a lot of people kind of waking up to these things and seeing this stuff. And like, you know, I think there's an initial reaction to it in the same way that you guys felt about, you know, maybe white America not noticing this happening to black Americans. George Floyd. I thought, I mean, I thought George Floyd was directing and it seemed like it was for a second. But like the, it felt like it was the knee, the knee jerk reaction. I'm sure immediately the emotional reactions to be like, fuck you guys for not noticing that we've been enduring this shit for fucking decades, right? And what happens after that emotional feeling, right? Which is completely justified is, okay, at least they're seeing shit. They're on the right side. Let's move forward. So I think we're in this period where a lot of people are opening up and seeing that these criticisms were not just like lunatic left wing, you know, extreme leftist shit. But that some of them have a great validity as we're seeing with ice here. Yeah. And, and there's going to be a moment of anger with that. I mean, a moment of people are like, fuck you for not noticing it. I listen, fuck you for having them on your pod. And me personally, I think like, I'm okay with having a president on on the pod. I don't think you had a more now. What would you, what would you ask? So the, I thought about that. Like, if I had a more now, like, I asked everything I want to ask about immigration and I don't think that changed the way that people perceived it. I think they're just frustrated that he was on in the first place, right? Now would it be more questions or more direct? Like, what the fuck are you doing? Well, I think, I think the thing is, I think thing is they're going to lie. So like the other thing is very important. Mark said this on on on flagrant, but he was just like, they all lie and they have to lie because they have special interest groups that they have to service. So it's, it's, to me, the conversation is really about having politicians, especially campaign politicians on the pod, because it's like, they're not going to tell you the truth. And then you become accountable for allowing them to lie to you and the lies haven't even been proven yet because they're not in office. So you got a bunch of people going, hey, they're lying right there. Why did you point that out? And then you got other people going, I hope that they do that. And then you're in the middle and you hold the responsibility for them saying those things on your platform, which is the nature and the responsibility of having people on, but it does make it, I understand why media is fractured into just left and right because it's easier to go on being like, I'm going to support and defend every single left thing or I'm going to support and defend every single right thing because if you do that, at least your base will not be upset with what you did. Yeah, I think one of the most important things we can do right now is stop asking answers. And what I mean by that is like, when you see something like this and you know it's wrong, don't pose it as a question or like when Chris, when you were talking about the people going door to door and you know, they don't have warrants and they can say, they say they can force their way in without a warrant. Like, don't ask, can you force your way in without a warrant? You know you can't. Well, so speak, I think the question is like, why are they able to go in without a warrant? You can't ask. Yeah, but you can't ask questions like and they would go, oh, they have this federal administrative thing, which is just like a way around the system, which is bullshit. But shouldn't we acknowledge that it is unconstitutional to force yourself into somebody's own what I'm wearing? What I'm trying to say is there might be people not familiar with the Fourth Amendment. I wasn't familiar with the Fourth Amendment until I started researching this. Okay, are asking questions is never bad. It depends how you ask them. It's okay. Let me think about it. It depends who's asking. If I'm watching CNN and somebody says to me, are you allowed to bring your gun to a protest if you have a concealed carry permit in a state that permits you to carry a concealed weapon? And you know the answer to that. So why are you asking it as a question? Again, if you're asking it in bad faith, then yeah, that's fucked up. If you're genuinely going, I'm seeing the Trump administration call him out for bringing his gun to a protest. Is there some like weird caveat in license to carry where you're not allowed to do it at a protest? But that's the point. I'm making sure it shouldn't be you even having to think that it should be people, whether it's journalists, news reporters. I don't know, fuck, even us telling people that accurate information. Like when I turn on CNN, MSNBC or any of these news channels, I want facts. When I open up the New York Times, I want facts. I don't want to be on TV asking questions because people at home, now it becomes a debate. Well, is it? Is it? Like no, it's not a debate. Some things are just constitutional facts. Yeah, I guess like we can disagree on values. We can disagree on policy. I love this. We cannot debate, shared facts. But the problem is I think a lot of people and myself is included is cannot recite the constitution from memory. You know, I don't know the details of every single one of the, I don't know the details of the bill. Right. It's like I understand that there are. Hey, man, I just learn four this week. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Okay. It's like, I don't want to stop people from asking questions, right? I want people to be able to ask questions. And if they are asking questions in good faith because they see something that they feel is wrong and it's being defended, I think that's a great question to ask because they answer that question is going to give you all the information you need. You're right. But that's why the Christian norms in the world do that. That's why they jump out there and put that information because they want us debating because sooner or later facts, you're like, no, I don't know how it happened they don't want you to debating. They want you silent. So what they want to do is they want to give their base enough information to be apathetic. They want to give their base enough information to just remove themself from the discourse, right? So they want to create enough confusion that people go, well, am I stupid if I ask a question? That's why I think it's important that people ask questions. When you see something that looks like institutionally wrong, I think it's important to ask, don't get into that situation where you're afraid to ask or you're afraid that you look stupid or you don't know enough because that's where they want you. They want you stupid and not knowing enough so they could do whatever they want. I don't disagree with that. I just don't want certain outlets asking answers. Like if you know the answer to a question. Yeah, that tell me. Well, that's the answer. Well, that I think. Give me the fact. And then maybe we can discuss the fact. Like discuss why it's wrong. But it's like, don't tell me I didn't see what I just saw. I that we can't disagree on a shared fact. We saw what happened. And the constitution is shared facts, right? It's like the one thing that binds us. It doesn't matter what religion you are. It doesn't matter. You know, if you're an atheist, it doesn't matter how you feel about the world. You're left or right. Like these are the words that make us all American. And this is what we subscribe to. And this is what we adhere to. And when you see that being manipulated or when you see that just being torn apart, your knee jerk reaction should be frustration and anger. And then you got to find a way to do something with that anger. Now, you could be silent about it and that's totally cool. It might be easier for that. I didn't shit. Nope. I need you to speak out. Well, that's the thing. I think that yeah, I think this is maybe the easier thing is always just to retreat wherever you're going to be protected. I think the better thing to do as like a human being is to try to do the right thing. And I think that calling out this bullshit is the right thing. And you're right. And if people are going to give you shit and they go right, they think pieces and make their videos and they're going to dunk. Let them let them just don't look at they not the way Diddy did on that fucking meme. Um, so we do some asking idiots. Let's do some asking idiots, tell a gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, went to Bahamas, God pregnant again. I do not say that. Six days pregnant. Six days pregnant. If I do have another child, it's not until like three years from now. You're pregnant right now. No, not six days. What are we got asking idiots? Hit us, tell us what we got tell a gang, what we got what we got tell a gang, what we got. What are some books that made you change your perspective on your own life? John underscore boy. Who? He's reading the Instagram. Oh, I tell you how to turn a man into a boy. John underscore boy. Um, man, so many. Uh, the daughter biography of Malcolm X, message to the black man by Elijah Muhammad. Um, from Niggas, the gods, uh, the four agreements, um, the secret by Rhonda. But from Niggas, the guy who's wrote that? It's a, it's written by a kill. It was big in the jails and it's, I don't know who a kill is, but he just literally wrote about what it's going on in society and what we need to be doing, uh, as individuals to better ourselves. Like his whole thing was not about, he wasn't putting no blame on anything else. Like he was like, yo, you know what this system is? You know, you know, what, what America is about? But you have to be better. So it was about from evolving from the N word to gods. That was a great book. I have so many books, man. Every Jew had blown book changed my perspective on life. What's that? What do you have? Every Jew, every Judy Blown book from all you day, God, it's me, Margaret, the blubber, the, you know, tells them for fourth grade, nothing like, I mean, every Judy Blown book changed my perspective on my life. Because my mom used to always tell me to read things that don't pertain to me. So when I started reading those books that didn't pertain to me, like the Judy Blown, but just started to change my perspective on where I was at in that moment, growing up on that dirt road in Moscow and South Carolina. So I mean, that's what books do. They change your perspective on life. Well, it's called the 10 laws of power. That was 48, 48 laws. Yes, 48. 48 laws of power. 48 laws of power. Yeah. I mean, that didn't really change my perspective on life, though. Not from not my, well, you know what it did. It made me realize that there are people who read books like this and they are constantly trying to implement, you know, these things to get over on you. So it's good to have the information, I think. Yeah, I'm trying to think of book that changed my perspective on life. Playboy, pin house. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That's a good question. Like, I've read books. I was like, Oh, my God. This is amazing. Say again, but the Bible, I haven't finished the Bible. But you're a book. I didn't change my perspective on life or perspective on life. All right. So like, there's a woman named Elena Ferranta, I believe, or that's her student, and they don't know who it really is. An Italian novelist who writes about two girls growing up in post-World War II Naples in Italy. And my wife was telling me for years, you got to read these books. These are the mostly, and I was like, give a shit about 10 girls in World War II. You know, I put up when I started, I think there are six of them, maybe five of them, the most amazing books. Really? I've ever read them. I mean, HBO ended up making a series about it, which is actually very good. Did they hook up? What? They ended up hookin' up in the book. The two friends? Yeah. I don't think so, but it definitely, there's elements of that. I mean, but it's an example of reminding you that people that you think you have nothing in common with, that you couldn't possibly be interested in their lives, their circumstance. You get very drawn into it. Yeah. Not to be hokey, but like the universal experience is real. All right? And I think that's a little reminder of that. I completely agree. Clowando 36, fellas, how do you stay in the pocket when your kids keep testin' you? I walked away. Yeah, you gotta just take a minute. That's a little way. I walked away last night. What happened away this morning? What happened? We got girls too late. I had a fancy last night. What happened? I had a accident. Like, beat in your pants? Close. A little sharp. Okay, okay. All right. I'm gonna tell my daughter, hey, handle this. The fuck, do you fucking shit in your pants for some matter with you? And I was like, you deserve that Chris. Well, you've been five years old. You have all your back. Where were you? I walked in my dog, came back in, thought I'd get this a little far. No, I was like, oh my gosh. She's like, what? I was like, he only put it. That's not testing you, though. Oh, all you motherfuckers. I need support in that moment. All you motherfuckers who be in the chat talking about Chris is the brilliant one and the idiots. Okay. He's just as idiotic as him. All right, we were just, we were just talking on camera. I think it's vulnerability, vulnerability. I'm being vulnerable right now. I think I think Chris is smart. I'm not mad at you. I can't thank you. You missed what I just said, but I think Chris is smart. Oh, so you wanted her to help with the dog while you go clean up? I gotta go take care of myself. Got you. Got you. Okay, okay. Okay. So you don't know. Okay, so you ask what I thought to at first. That's the way you explained it. And you're going to be belittled by my own kid. I don't want my own kid chasing him. Oh, don't tell it a truth. No, I gotta take a shit. I gotta handle the truth. No, I wouldn't have told I was shardless. Now, I'm like, mom, how old is that again? I thought he was just 55. That is some shit. Chris, I have been telling you kids about that stuff. I haven't been dealing with it. I started before I went on stage a few weeks ago by accident. I didn't notice until I was on stage. And it's my butt starting to get cold. It was shitty legends. Oh, yeah, because the wet starts to get cold. And I was like, why is my butt cold? And I gotta say, I went to the bed. You didn't realize that you shard it? No, I thought it was just a fart. And I like leaned into it too. I like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your parts are usually wet. No, no, no. When it when shit comes out with it, it's not a log. It's like a diarrhea. Think about all of you who left that show thing. Your show says the shit. You know what? Y'all have no fucking idea. You're right. There's a grey area. Yes. I don't know y'all about it. I was trying to take my underwear off at the club. And I had to throw it in a toilet. Now that's a toilet because it was just full of shit. He needed all of us to know about this. I need to share that with somebody. Oh, scroll back up. Tell me there was some good shit up there, man. Oh, long. Let's do a couple more. Do you think studs stand up when they pee? Abs of fucking loop. How do you do that? They got the strap. They got the shit that they can put in the funnel. Yeah, with the funnel joint. Absolutely. The turkey base. The loopy stud stand up when they pee. Or they probably just like squat over the toilet. The girls do that. The other way. No, the other way. No. Oh, facing it. Yeah. What? Reverse cowgirl. Did they be doing that? Y'all do that? First of all, I'm not a stud. So don't try it. But you reverse cowgirl. Oh, you mean sit on it. Like, nah, I stud wouldn't do that. Like how you say you jerk off last week. Remember when you were saying you sit on a toilet seat? Was it the top of the toilet? I still wow. My boy hit me up about that. I tell you to text my boy. I tell you my boy. Not on my boy, Jason. What? My boy, Jason hit me up. This shit was crack. Jason then jacked off on top of the toilet. He's so Jason cut it out man. This shit. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. where is it? Oh man I got to get okay he goes he goes this on Sunday just hits me up he goes put the pod on at the gym Charles a wild boy because got caught being gay and then claimed he sits on the toilet take cover naked. That boy is wild. Imagine touching the toilet seat covered a lift it up when someone just jerked off on him. It lifts up by itself. You can get it out. It lifts up by itself I don't touch it and I don't share toilet. That's shit. I've got a whole toilet. He was I was looking at he was I was looking at the topics on the Apple podcast and I saw there was 10 minutes about masturbating so I went straight to that section. He was only logical explanation was he got caught saying he only jerks off when the bidet sprays his ass and then try to walk it back. There's literally no way he sits on the toilet seat covered naked. Well I would take pictures but that would be kind of crazy. Yeah that was a great break. Listen would Chris be pro Trump if you wanted to eliminate moped. I'd think about it but no damn Chris moped means that much to you Chris. Looking out for the audience. Oh this is a good one. If a white part Zach Romino says if a white person powders their face to look like Michael Jackson is that black face. Yeah it is no black face. If a white person outers their face puts white powder to look like white Michael. Yeah but he's so black and in the day. Oh that is a good one. He's black though. No white is white is ours. No he is black. So you're still trying to you're still trying to imitate a black person. I will say this though but the go go. Michael's trying to imitate away. This is Michael Jackson bro. Like Michael is one of the most iconic characters, characters ever in pop culture. Like think about all the freaking imitations that Michael Jackson has now. So many Michael Jackson impersonators now. So if I put on some white powder in the glove in the hair. Am I really doing black face. I'm really Michael Jackson. I hate to say this but Michael kind of transcends race. We kind of does. Yeah he absolutely does. He does right. I guess certain people you think about you. You don't like like Michael Jackson. You like that's Michael Jackson. Like Bruce Lee you like that's Bruce Lee. Like you know what I'm saying? Like who else? Bob Barley. Bruce Lee still Asian. Is he? Yeah. Or what's his name? What's that? How the hell they name them Bruce? That's not a very Asian name. He's born in America is a quarter white. Oh he's a quarter white. Yeah. Always bro. It's always. It's always bro. That's how you know there's some kind of system in place here. Bob Marley a quarter white. That's how you know. Yes. I have. Wait. There's some sort of system called fucking slavery. Yeah. I'm talking about elevating the parties with a little bit of whiteness. Yes, but he's the only Asian who didn't lift a hundred. Probably the white side. But he was killed. He was killed. Wasn't he? What did they say that he died from? I had a fan. This adventure is the official term. I have what was that? Misadventure. What does that mean? It means they don't know. But misadventure suggests that it wasn't completely natural. The conspiracy theory is he was poisoned by by producers in Hong Kong who didn't want him. Oh my god. Leaving their system or something like that. Making movies in Hollywood. Right. He was with a woman and an actress that he was in a movie with. Right. I think the official story is he was taking some sort of weight loss medication, which like blocked his pores and he couldn't sweat and he might have smoked hashish in the combination basically like his body went into overdrive. But I think the official cause given by the police was that by misadventure. You know, a part of Bruce Lee story that I loved that nobody talks about the philosophical aspect. Bro, he got some fire quotes. The water quote is by far my favorite one. Be like water. Be like water. But he said, I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations. We're not in this world to live up the mind. Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive but adjust to the object and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid outward, things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it into a tea pot and become the tea pot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. He said, and there's so similar. Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the shrimp to endure a difficult one. Because life will never be easy. So imagine praying for an easy life. Life ain't easy. Now you stressed out. You know I'm saying mad at you, mad at your creator. No, nobody told you life was going to be easy. You're a spiritual being, living a human existence. So pray for a shrimp to endure a difficult life. This is my favorite. This is one of my favorite ones. I think he got so many. Adapt what is useful. Reject what is useless. And add what is specifically your own. Reject what is useful. Think about that when it comes to criticism. Every day somebody criticized you. Okay. Some of it might be true. Some adapt what is useful. Take what's useful. You just talk and you just hate. Forget what everybody else says. What can you do. What do you exactly don't feel failure. Not failure. But low aim is the crime. And great attempts. It is it is glorious. Even to fail. Primp Bruce. Bruce had snacks. You think there's ever going to be a he was such a cultural icon on a certain level. Michael Jackson another one. There's only. There's only like four. I thought about the day. They're like franchises. Yeah. Can I don't think because of the way that media and storytelling is like so fractured now. Can anybody ever transcend that level. Going forward. I mean, maybe Trump has in a way. I don't you know what? That's a great question. Chris. I don't know because I don't know how these people were received when they were alive. Like all of us right now are looking back on it. I don't know how I don't know how these people like we know Martin Luther King. Junior wasn't received. But we were loved by everybody. They they were Bob Marley. Another reggae guy playing the 50 people in California somewhere, right? Like by dying young. Yeah. You do add to the we were alive with two. Right. He was but we didn't think that he become. Did you ever think pop would become this cultural icon on the level of Bob Marley? Like I honestly think there's only four. I think it's Bruce Lee. Bob Marley. I could have a few Elvis was two pop Elvis was one. And it was somebody else me just said. I mean Muhammad Ali Ali Mike Tyson. No. I think Mike you think Mike Tyson. I can't put Mike on that level. Now with now now with Ali Bruce Lee in terms of Michael Jackson in terms of cultural icon. Jordan. Oh, Jordan. Yeah. I think it was easier back in the day because you could control the narrative. There was just less people talking about you and the people that did talk about you. Some of them were like committed to your excellence. Like you know, I think ESPN wanted Michael Jordan to be incredible because people want to watch the highlights of Michael Jordan. Whereas now with like a democratized internet information, anybody can kind of say anything. It's easier to humble the heroes. Is there anyone out there now? It's on that level. It's a bunch. I mean, I don't know. It's I was about to say it's a bunch, but they're famous, right? Like and they're they're known for being famous now. The people that we're talking about, they kind of did things that broke the mold in different ways. Like Muhammad Ali. Like I'm fighting in the Vietnam war. Michael Jackson, what he did. No guards to publishing. No internet. Obama is on that list. You think so with internet. He's not. I think Kanye is flirting with it. Hi. Thank Kanye. I fucked his shit up. Me, but yeah, I'm the same way name didn't fuck their shit up. Yeah, but like think about Obama, right? He goes rips two terms loved. Yes, obviously there's people that criticize him, but like, I think people thought that he represented America with like a dignity that we felt proud of. And let's say he finishes continues to be part of the party, but there isn't this like constant onslaught to like tear him down. But then again, you could say the same thing about like Reagan and Republicans love Reagan. And then there was a constant onslaught. I just don't think Obama couldn't fight. I think it's too early. Like he didn't jump in the air. But he could move walk. Yeah, the sound of like you need a special physical. You gotta have some type of special physical something that actually changes the world. Are you by the way, do people change the world? I don't think Barack Obama changed the world. I think you did. I don't think you did. During his I think he was a great politician they're great American president He might I don't I don't think he changed. I don't think he changed the world. I think he gave hope to a lot of Black and brown people that the impossible's possible when I go to these other countries. I don't see his mural, bro There's a Barack Obama bar in Barcelona. That's how crazy. You show as Barack. Yes, they have a big stature of it Sure, it was brought. Yeah, that's crazy. They had I don't know they had a Mandela Yeah, Mandela, I don't think we understand the impact of Mandela I think they're like, you know, maybe I don't know. I'm not old enough certainly like we understand what it is Oh definitely I mean definitely any Yeah, the Beatles but I don't know I'm not enough to understand it I guess I'm talking about symbols like cultural iconic figures who represent just something like Michael Jordan Michael Jackson Bruce Lee Muhammad Ali, I think it's early to say, but Martin Luther King bad bunnies. He's headed that direction. 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