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Chime is a fintech, not a bank, banking services and chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required, terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details. Everybody, welcome back to the original podcast episode 242. We got co-hosts again, back in the studio. You look, um, you're out fit right now. Oh, god. Now, why did I put this on? I said, he's gonna have some say about it, because he's gonna have something to say about it. I do. I think you ever seen like those guys that were like ROTC. This is second ROTC mentioned in the NRO. Like ROTC guys, or guys that even served in the military a little bit, never got deployed, but they were on base for like a year. What about me? Besides these pants, looks like ROTC. You got, I have a black graphic teon with Yeezy, and you're saying I look like an ROTC recruit. You know, you look like just a drippiest ROTC, the ROTCs I know from school had glasses and acne out the ass. You look just like a military guy, like you spent some time and I would be like, oh, thank you for your service. Here's a free dinner at Lubbies. You know what I mean, but just like the boots combo or an undercover cop, I could be an undercover cop. Yeah. I could definitely, I could infiltrate and I could be a cop. First off, Lubbies, crazy pick. I know you're high on Lubbies for whatever reason. Lubbies is terrible. It's the Lubbies nationwide. I don't even think it's. No, it's gone now. Yeah, well, it's done, but I don't think it ever was nationwide. Really? Lubbies is a Texas thing. Lubbies is nasty. Lubbies is like going to your friend's aunt's house. That's what Lubbies is like. It's like going to your friend's house and there was a babysitter. Lubbies was generational. If you don't know what Lubbies is, it's like a buffet, but it's not like you can't just touch your own stuff. They're still servers. It's basically predominantly old people. Exactly. When you get a tray, you'd go through and you'd sit down and it was so like you could use it for anything. Like you could. You need a meat post church post funeral, golden crowds better than Lubbies, hot ten. No, golden crowd. You think golden, I'll die on this. Gold, disgusting. Gold and crowd slaps Lubbies 10 out of 10 times. Golden crowd is in every facet of their game better than Lubbies. We don't need to do debate of which one's better. I can just do a debate of is golden crowd disgusting because it is. Is Lubbies disgusting? No. Yes it is. Golden Corral. I've never gone to a golden Corral and been like, oh, I feel safe eating this. I've never done that. I've never gone to a buffet and just been like, oh, I feel safe eating this. Buffets in general. I've said this before, buffets, it is almost like it is Russian roulette of your health. You never go in there and like being like, I'm going to enter, I'm going to exit the same way I entered. Yeah. What do you mean that the shrimp prawns have been out since 2 p.m. Right. It's 8.30. Yeah. That is unacceptable. A buffet when you really sit and think about it outside of like maybe breakfast food that is on a quick rotation is disgusting. Buffets are gross. I used to, like, I used to fiend for a buffet as a child. I used to be like, it was bad. I was like, ooh, golden crowd poppa. Like, I wanted golden crowd. I was like, I get to eat it all and I get to end it with a rice crispy and a chocolate fountain. I was like, fat. Oh. See, that's the thing with golden corral. That's what those are like. They're calling cards. That's what they hung their hat on. That's what I was like. Chocolate fountain. Chocolate fountain. The heart of rice crispy. It just went in a 12 foot skewer. Remember the first time I went to golden corral is for Thanksgiving. It was because it was for basketball. I was about to say, if you, if your family went to things which a lot of people do, no problem with, no problem. And it was a joke when I said about the poor people. Oh, God. It's a joke. It's a comedy pocket. I thought you said you're, you're a family. This is why I was so dumbfounded by it. Right. And my mother, if she would have galvanized the squat and said, let's get in that car and let's go to golden corral. And Thanksgiving, that's a, that's a, the pigs are flying cold day in hell. There's robo cars and we live on more. No, my family did go, but not my immediate, immediate family, like my extended family. Like, they would go and they invited us. I just, I was like, you guys can't busy day, but I can't do it. No, golden corral is disgusting because I've never been into a golden corral and not seeing a kid finger. The chocolate fountain. Oh, there's always a little, oh, God. They said they're just finger blasts in the chocolate. They're just finger blasts in the chocolate and, and then they, they'd go in the, is that whipped cream? No, dude. Okay. Discuss it. It is gross and all of that we just said is a fact and it's still better than loobies. So how does that make you feel? No, I, oh my God, the fried fish from loobies. You're like, you're getting fried fish in a buffet. No, you want to know my order? Please tell me your order. I'll tell you my, I'll tell you my golden corral. I'll go through loobies. You're like, I'm going through loobies. It was a little wet A little wet trade always wet trade. Yeah, some lady with the same body as you would serve me. She was always tall, too I was like and so I should get it. I'd get it get the fried fish of course get the fried fish Then I'd get the corn of course I get the corn then what else would I get the fried okra? Watch your mouth - Of course you got the fried ochre. - Oh, triple serving of the fried ochre, big fried ochre. - Fried ochre, that's what I'm saying. And then, and then, I get the roll. - Oh my God, I get the roll. - And then, I'd get that green jelly. Oh, I get some jello, jello, jello. Jello, to get that green jello. - You'd get green. - You would get green jello. As you're, that you literally sound like a prisoner. Green Jello as a dessert. I would go through, and I would grace Golden Corral. I'd get pizza, pot roast, mashed potatoes, corn, chicken tenders, a little bit of macaroni and cheese. Some French fries or something like the called potato wedges. - I'll keep you with this. - Oh dude, I'd slide over, I'd get my own, a little thing of black olives, just raw by themselves. I was kind of a goblin, I love a black olives. - As a child, you had black olives? - Oh dude, I have one bowl of black olives, one bowl of cherry tomatoes. the pop-up like grapes. - I get the cherry tomatoes, my calls is very-- - Blackout, my father, I don't know. He said try 'em, I like 'em, I ate 'em by themselves. And then when all that was said and done, instead of green jello, I had a king's dessert. I would get an ice cream cup, I'd put gummy bears in that-- and then I'd get a rice crispy and one strawberry, and I'd dip it in that chocolate finger fountain. - Well, that's why you had to go to the pediatrician and I'd have to put you on a caloric deficit at eight years old. - That's what that was, you know what I mean? - No, I discuss myself thinking about my old eating habits. - Yeah, it makes you want to speak and of making me want to. - Wow. - I mean, can we give an update of you poisoning me with laxatives last week? - Of you not listening to rules, a very simple instruction, figure out which drink, do not drink. I never said drink it. You can run the footage, every comment on every video, on every clip from us or another account. - Well, he didn't say drink it. - I never said to drink. I'm, you know, I had like a legal threat. I got a DM, there was a legality threat. - I got that same DM from that. - Hey, crazy thing, like I went down a rabbit hole some years back because my friends actually did this tune. It turns out this is illegal and it's considered poisoning. - Yeah, I got that same DM. - I literally just swiped and I wanted to be like golf. - Yeah, there was this guy me and like, "Hey, I know that you're you and Cam or friends, but I just wanted you to know it's not okay with you." And I was like, "You know what?" You go, "Add back, follow back." No, okay, I'm gonna give an update from when Cam poisoned me with laxatives last week. - Oh, we have too. - Okay, so we had to get on a plane ride an hour after. - Literally immediately after the episode. - A lot of the comments were like, - To an airport. - A lot of the comments were like, "It's not way that they went on a flight." It's like, "Guess you did." - Yes you did. - We were right by the airport. - Absolutely. - We're in downtown Dallas, we drove like 15 minutes ago to the airport. We have clear, and you thought we didn't. I mean, it didn't, wait, there's no way. So we had to get on a plane ride, an hour after can't poison me with laxatives. I don't know if I want you to say that I'm poisoned. - I don't want you poisoning me. - He didn't poison you, you did. - Oh my God. - So, now, not only were they laxatives, I didn't know you gave me the magnesium nitrate or whatever it's called. - Oh, thank you. - You gave me like the boost of laxatives. - They used that for colonoscopy prep. Did you know that? - No. First of all, I can't wait till my colonoscopy. - No, you did not just. That's a fact. Oh my god. I don't want everyone to get one. I will for my health. I don't want someone to glaze me. He takes a glove up and hit my sh*t off the side and going, "Oh, people like you, those are the people like dude." That's how you know you got something hidden, that you're not coveting it. Oh, it's because I have a very deep fear of my cleave on the doctor. Oh, I'm going to- Oh, you might get a little buck with a little bleep. Oh, my God. He's about, "All right, we gotta go." I said, "He." Okay, I would prefer a she, but. No, but if I get a she, then I have to have a conversation before. I would be like, "Mam, you can, I have enough." Enough, the front side gets wet too. You cannot say nothing to me. Oh, my God, you know they're going to have that- Oh, we got to have another personnel in the room to make sure nothing- The second person's going to be right in front of you. Oh, you said they're starting pinching the tent. I'd be like, "Mam, you're in the splash zone. If you're staying in front of me, I'm going to let you know that now." She goes, "Okay, here we go. We're starting to begin." So that was my bleep. Sorry, I just bleeped on you. You knew what you signed up for. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, the laxative sorry. I have another topic coming up that I just thought of about male gynecologist. No, wait, it needs to be talked about. It needs to be talked about your bleep. Oh, my God. No, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. There's a thousand different like- The branches of healthcare. You could be a fireman. You could be an accountant. You could be a lawyer. You could be a preacher. You could be a teacher. You could drive a truck. No, not even that concrete. And that's all other fields. Oh, stop. So if you want to be in the medical field, you could be in the medical field. That's great. We need medical people. Cons medical professionals. But the fact that a male is like, "I want to go into gynecology." Get those pap smears. Thank you for helping. But like, I want to know your route and how you got there. I would much, much, much rather. You just deliver babies. I'd much rather you deliver babies. Yeah. You being the guy that checks the girl's goodies to tell the woman if it's looking good or not good. Let a woman do it. Let a woman do it. I don't know. You're going to get canceled. You're saying we can erode getting canceled. They're canceling you for the service dogs. You're saying we can get canceled. Now, Kim gave me the top of the line. The magnesium nitrate. It's not nitrate, but it's good stuff. You've used it. I've had to once. It's real bad. Yeah, it was. Now, I only took this big of a sip. But daddy, that was a new substance in daddy's body. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm getting gassy thinking about it. He's having reverb just thinking about it. And so, now, the power of the brain is a real thing. So, I feel like, whenever I even think something is about to happen to me or my body, it automatically happens. In terms of body temperature, you immediately start sweating. Yes. So, I immediately was like, oh, I'm going to have massive diarrhea and palpitations. So, in my mind, I was already having it. Now, this was bad because when we got on the plane, it was when it hit me. Now, thank God I only took a little bit. So, it was like, the effects were just really, like, I was really open. Oh. Like, it was like my, my. Put that down. It's like, look at your catching a pop fly. You said I was really open. I was really open. No, so, it was like, it was almost like a popper. Like, it was like my fist faked loosened. And so, it was just like, open. And like, it was just like, air was just flowing out of me. It's just like this. And so, did you hear the announcement on the plane? I don't know if you fell asleep. Which announcement? It's when we got to our cruising outfit. It's because I kept, I kept, I kept pooping. That was about. I was just kidding. You know because I tried to hold up, but then my stomach would hurt. Because it was literally like a funnel. I thought they were saying that because someone brought like food, like a meal. It literally, I was watching the TV on the back of my thing. So it popped up. It's an announcement progress, so I heard it. Yes, I thought that was for food, though. No, that was from, that was from a release from my blood. They had to make an announcement on the plane. To please keep all scented things concealed. But I couldn't conceal my blood. I thought that was for food. You have no shame. What do you mean no shame? Batman couldn't have got that out of me. I would have died with that. Well, it caused an announcement from a pilot trying to take us to LaGuardia. Yes. We need to keep all scents in the bag, zip or zip. And it was your bungalow. It was your bungalow. And then, so in my mind, I wanted to be a good civilian and go to the bathroom. But then, if I went to the bathroom and people kept smelling it, they could. Automatically, either target. Oh, it's hair. That would have been a harrowing nightmare for you. And the poor lady next to me, and she just got Chick-fil-A. And so she was trying to eat it on the plane. But then she literally kept closing her nose with her shirt. And at some point, she just put the Chick-fil-A back in the bag, cringled it up and put it in the seat in front of her. And you're probably like. Take your sandwich. I'm going to play with it on her. Like, really on a plane? You're an evil man. And then, I think the. The flight attendant knew it was me because when she came around for drinks and beverages, I asked for like a. Like a Canada driver, what are those called? Ginger ale. I asked for a ginger ale. Oh, that's a subtle sign. That's how my tummy's upset. I would love to get it fixed. It was that or me sitting like this on the plane. I don't know which one. I was like, I don't know what's going on. She said anything to Chick. I get a ginger ale, please. I literally was like this. I was sitting down the whole time like this. And it was just a passageway for two to get out of me. Oh my god, you were stupid. You were right on Linda in her Chick-fil-A. Oh my god. Thank god, I will say this. Thank the Lord. I was like, at least 20 rows behind you. I was at the back, I was chilling. But that's a new level of like stench. No, bro. I know it was enhanced. You're understanding that. They made an announcement. In the middle of the sky. I don't remember what the exact announcement was. I was like, please keep all overly-centred things contained. Yes, no, it wasn't. That's exactly what I was saying. All that means is that people were complaining. It was really like, what the fuck is that sound? Jesus Christ, we're not going to make it to the accordion. Put that up. I already have a shame about like, I don't poop in public because I don't like things like my insides. I don't like people smelling me. Like I don't like farting in public. I don't like doing anything like that. But it's so I was already anxious about people smelling it. And then I was like, I don't know the phases of this is going to go to. I ended up when we landed. I ended up like absolutely assimilating the toilet. It was like somebody shot it with paintball gun. It's like. It was bad. You were in that toilet for at least 10 minutes. Yeah, it was horrible. And you're a quick public because you don't like it at all. I have a quick. You go. You go. Yeah, I put so hard times on this blood. Oh, that's happened to the best of us. Yeah, that's happened that I've had a couple of fallen soldiers down there. Can I say I think, can I expose camera? What? Cam has this weird kink of farting in public. And I. Oh, no, God, my soul. Oh, dude, this whole New York trip was so embarrassing. And we'll get to it later because in a little bit, I'm going to tell you a story about how I got embarrassed by a New York Nick. Oh, my God, I forgot all about that. Cam has this weird thing where he likes to fart in public and see how far it can go. No, I don't. But, okay, it's not a kink and I don't actively try to do that. But when it happens, game on. I don't know what I'm saying. Like, you don't have to game on. Let's see how far we can ride. But normally when people have to fart in public, they're like, oh my God, I have to fart. I'm going to do everything I can to hold this in. Brother, I was trying. No, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't. You know, travel upsets my tummy. You know, me and Cam could be sitting like, we're at an airport. Can't you be sitting on the whole other side of the terminal like this? He's on his phone. He'll feel a fart and then he'll just slither his way to me and get right in my ear and be like, oh my God, I got a fart. He'll do that. I don't know what are you telling me? He goes, and then I'll go, please, Cam don't. He likes this game. I'll go, please, Cam, don't do it, please, Cam, don't do it. Please, Cam, don't do it. And he'll go, oh, I have to do it. Oh, I have to do it. I have to do it. He goes, oh, it's going to be a quick one. Exactly what happened. Oh my God, I'm sweating, man. God strike me down from my seat. He said, I got a fart. It's just your money to blow this one away. And then it'll go, it'll go, oh, and then wait like six seconds and then it hits. Okay, okay. Okay, let me, let me clear, let me clear. the space. Holy shit. With Payton, it is funny because we're polar opposite. I'm the I'm it's not a kink. It's not a gay white plate. It's a weird thing you like about it though. I think okay, if you have a friend, we are pulled like if you walked up to me and said scream as loud as you possibly could for $5 right now in an airport. I would I would I'd be like I would do it. You couldn't pay me a million dollars. And so it's that either to the smallest levels or to the highest levels. If I fart in public, it's a fart. We all do it. It's probably going to stink. Am I sorry? Yes, but it's already done. It's whatever it's a fart. Yeah. Oh, that's a ripe one. Oh, that's nasty. If Payton parts in public, he'll he'll skip his flight. He'll leave the building. He hates it. So it's that that like pool of I need to slightly embarrass him a little bit, but it doesn't I don't have a kink for it. Yes, you do because the worst of it can't kept doing it. Like it was like something about this trip. Of travel, travel, travel, travel. Literally we shot with something. We do another show on House of Highlights. We do another show on there. And we're in the middle. No, no, it's a full production. Like like I like we're at Warner Bros. Like it's a full like a real they shoot the food network right down the hallway. This is a full like production studio. We're in. We're sitting down right and there's a camera crew of 30 behind us. We got other panelists next to us. We're hosting a show. The cameras are rolling. Camps in the middle of talking to the camera. He's like this. Yeah. So the reason I think it's this person is go and keeps talking. Now, no one else heard it. But there's some. No one else heard it. And it instantly became an all-time moment of how good can we lock in? It is the classic. Your coach is angry in the locker room. Somebody is stumbling on their words. The teacher's telling you not to clap. The teacher's. Oh my god. It is it is immediately one of those moments. It is a crazy funny situation in a moment that you can't laugh and we are fighting. We're like. Like we're fighting for our life. He said, I was like, yeah, and that's crazy. You said that, dude, because I think the same thing. Payton goes. And I went. This hook can't look to me after he did it. I was like. Okay, back to the woman. Now, now be honest and don't worry about that. That was an accident. The airport was an accident. That part was okay. No, no, no, no, because you know, how was an accident? We're in the tea. I just got. You know, I know it came as a king and it wasn't an accident. We were in the TSA security line. And it's in LaGuardia Airport. It is packed to the brim. There is literally like a hundred people in this line. We were like, no, she knows like the soup kitchen. I like, but she was also way too close to me. She was way too close to me. She was. She was like, my. She was sniffing my spine. Like she's so close. It can't just a thing. I'm standing in front of him. He gets in my ear. He goes, I got a fart. No, it's first off. It's not like that. It's like, it's more of a. Oh, I'm like, Oh, God. No, no, I can't. It's bad. It's I'm. It's not this. Who I'm about to fart? No, it's how you started in it. And he goes, who I'm about to fart. And then he likes my reaction because I really panic. He goes, he goes, no, seriously. Can't play. Don't. I do that because I know there's a thousand people around us. There's a thousand people. It's all like, I can't please it. God. And he goes, I can't. I can't. I can't go any longer. Oh, God. And he ripped one. Oh, and as soon as it breaks the barrier of his butt cheeks, the whole. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It was instant. Oh, my God. That was the most. That's like, that was like a rapid release pill. Like the second it left my. The whole, the whole line stunk. It was so. It was so like it literally felt like intestines. Like it wasn't even ripped into food, y'all. It was like I was gutted from the inside. Like it smelled like body parts. It was terrible. No, no, no, no. It was just like the worst part of the earth. It was. She was. She was. She was. She was. Oh, my God. God. But no, dude, I need. I should ask for her. Like, I should ask for details. She deserves a Christmas gift. She deserves some. She's there's money. She deserves monetary. Like she now she has muscle filling on. Oh, God. She. Oh, God. She's a lot of things. This woman. Guys, this woman was. I'm not exaggerating. Don't ask me why we have these here. If this is, if this is my back, this woman was this close to me. In the slot. She literally was right here for like 30 minutes, mind you. In that fart slipped out. And she never wavered. She never. She never. She never broke pace. She never made a salad. Look at her. She never made it. She never moved off my back. And she has. When going right up the pants. You didn't look straight to the nods. You didn't look at her in the eyes. What she looked like. She was like this. Oh, dude. Like, she was like, you could tell some wasn't okay. Can I be honest? That woman's a freak. She was an absolute freak. And now this might be a little bit too much. But we don't know who this woman is. I'm never going to see her get in my entire life. We get up to the line. She's wearing a zip up jacket, right? And she's, you remember how it's two detectors? Like they always have the big one with the hands and they have the little one you can go through. I don't know what. And that always gives like racial prejudice, by the way. I will say. I don't want to say that. It's always. It is always white people that just get to slide through the little side door. I've gotten it one. They should go through the little side door. I've gotten it one time because the guy knew me. Yeah. And I was like, literally, I was like, I could have a bomb. Yeah. And you don't know. No, it's a metal detector. What? Why would you even say that? I'm like, I'm like, I know I don't have a bomb. Yeah. But I could. It's still a metal detector. Yes, but the reason that we have all the extra like this and the thing is because it tells you more like that could. It's 2026, brother. Like you could wrap some. You can wrap a bomb up. It won't make a metal detector go off. I suit. Maybe. I don't know. But anyway, this woman she's freaked out because she the guy calls it up to the line. And now we're adjacent right next to each other. And he goes, he goes, man, I need you to zip up your jacket. Some zip up your jacket. Some she literally goes. Zips all the way down. She's just wearing a sports bra. And he literally goes. No, up. She goes, oh, I'm sorry. And I was like, what the hell? And she and I mean, she's just she is literally swallowing juice. That's probably because she probably got the destruction or the mental. Oh, my God. I'm a doula. I'm gone. It's melted. I'm a doula. I'm gone. It's literally shifted her frontal cortex. Yeah. Cortex. Vortex. I don't know. It's the only other text word I know other than big big text. He said Vortex. But oh, you should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Ridge. You know, it's a holiday season. A lot of gifts that you get. Let's be honest. You don't have to tell the person you're watching this with or that you're about to go be with during the holiday season. A lot of those gifts they give you that you end up in a shelf, right? 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Plus qualifying orders can score holiday extras like gift bags and classic cuff beanies will supplies last. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them that our show sent you on to the rest of the episode. So we landed in New York and our team, we have some team that's in New York. Love you, Grayson. Love you, Grayson. Love you, Grayson. Love you, Marcus. Thank you, Marcus. Thank you, Grayson. By the way, I still love you too, Travis. Travis, don't get don't we love you. Travis, you're watching this. I always like to test to see if they watch. But there they are. He's gonna give me the text. Yeah. Our team gave us courtside tickets to the nicks. Unbelievable. We were at Madison Square Garden. We went to a nicks game and we were a courtside. Now, a lot of people saw this on the internet. Oh my God. And the like most things that people see on the internet, they don't know the story behind it at all at all. Thousands of DMs, a bunch of TikToks to be looked to podcast guys are courtside. 100%. Not only do the people watching the game notice us, but some of the nicks players noticed us as well. Yep. And when I say that couldn't have gone any worse for one specific for one specific person drum and came up dope as hell. quick daps much love yes go kill it yes shami gave us a way and it gave us the wink we've seen him previously he played great good brother see you soon now other players on on the pistons waived whatever yes the coaches all that good stuff um now I have never been so embarrassed by an NBA player in my life I think Josh Harder the New York Knicks absolutely hates me I think I think he hates me I don't think he hates you I don't think he hates you y'all will hear after after this I don't think he hates you so as y'all saw we were court sided the next game right he hates you no he hates me no he Josh Harder he's me I don't know what so y'all don't know but before that well I guess y'all do know before that we went to that game it's the same day cam poisoned me with laxatives all the same day we go laxatives got on the plane landed in New York game so my tummy's still a little wonky right and I'm still like I'm so messed up in the fact that there's laxatives in my system of courtside in msg like this is a scenario to be in this right we watched the game it's a good time we're having fun but I want to tell people about these laxatives that I got poisoned with so after the game the New York Knicks won Josh heart of the next is walking past us he sees me and cam and he goes I don't know if he did that much I heard my head yeah I bet it did a lot of weight it is god but he comes by and he goes he said yeah he gets us the what's up thing and he comes towards us like oh my god Josh is coming yeah I said wow he is attractive yeah he's like a hot guy very hot guy this great great great great great great great great great great great the his headband proportion to the braids I mean I wonder if he gets it's done before every game I wonder if that's a third-party headband like remember how LeBron had used the double-thick stack joints that was that was never LeBron did not have regulation headbands if you go look at old LeBron his what the shit anyway Josh heart gorgeous man gives us the gives us the what up the the non-verbal dapp as you'd say though he gives us the what's up and it starts heading in our direction he lines it and we said oh he's gorgeous so now I'm like oh I'm preparing for a dapp this time we're gonna we're gonna finally meet Josh alright I know he follows us on Instagram I know he knows of the podcast but now we're about to do the official meet he comes up and he goes what's good with y'all boys dapp's cam is up we say what's up what's up then he dapp's me up now he dapp's me up I'm holding his hand right and so then he goes y'all good you need anything so I'm assuming since he's holding my hand that question's for me so he's holding my hand he goes y'all good y'all need anything so I go you know what actually like who the fuck ever actually that is like that is lingo for just oh appreciate it all good brother you played good dooses but yeah but great at the game just in just in it he goes y'all good you need anything he goes actually you know actually I just have some likes I told the Josh hardest face right after the game you know it actually I just had some likes it show them what Josh hard did oh what he does in the middle of us nor he literally he literally way he just left bro it was like y'all good you need anything actually man I just have some likes he just took it like that the pain was like oh dude oh my god I'm getting the fuck I'm getting ahead of it and then so cam and meter they goes I was like oh if I look at him and I go you don't think you heard me again like in the history of your life you have never you've never actually answered that no that's like hey you good bro you need to think no brother just chillin man that like that is that status quo yes that's that you're very much a status quo type of girl but I know I normally don't have anything to tell people all times it's Josh Hart on the wood MSG and you tell him you have a bad tummy and you took laxatives that is the that is the worst like nightmare blunt rotation of a conversation bro I didn't know why you can't play him the guy well I was excited he asked me he did but it's not it's not he should have he should have been like a bro what's up I'd be like you would have been like what's up I have some like how you doing not doing the best hats of laxatives no matter what he says it's about like yes I just thought that was it because normally people like you need to talk more you need to put yourself out there you need to have conversations well Josh Hart of the New York mixed champion right after a good win in massive square garden comes up to me and ask you good you need anything I need thumbs yeah you got some patho dog actually I know y'all got gums and men some of it actually I actually do need some you got ginger ale in the locker room so uh oh my god hey to me he I mean when I talk about he left like the quickest answer you lose like y'all good you think actually I got some laxatives really said I mean like typically you do that if you if he thought it was funny he made like maybe do a second like a double table like he literally said never look back he's gone oh wow holy and can I say I think Andrew Schultz also hates me why do you think he had Andrew Schultz looks tall he's tall he looked he looked like a big boy so maybe I'm ignorant and thinking like Andrew Schultz would know who we are I think anybody in like the podcast fear once you get to a certain scene you the 100% 100 we recognizable especially you like you get recognized like because you're such a unique looking person no I think I think I I don't know I mean I am yeah sure whatever yeah it's like me it's like oh it's just a hot tall white skin guy like we see a thousand oh that's just a hot tall red successful white skin man like for me it's like what the f**k is that thing they're like that's a very cultured looking white guy got the chin I know it's a crazy chin I'm saying so like Andrew Schultz was also sitting courtside at the game but opposite of us yes right and so you don't trust like this yeah that's how tall he looked he said whoo right very accomplished and and stuff it's all like oh you know we do the same thing almost so I was like I want to say what's up whatever so I'm trying to give the across the court like eye contact what's up there and that's like that's such a crazy like thought that you think that's gonna land across the the world's most famous arena you think you're just gonna go Andrew it what's up bro what's up across the arena that's insane yes I thought because it happens before I mind is beautiful whenever I went to the Spurs game I was across the floor from like some the Spurs players and they were like what's up so what's up so it's possible you were sitting right next to him but it was before they sat next to me you're like practically on the bench but okay anyway so we're sitting across me Andrew Schultz and I was like oh it's Andrew and I was trying to do like the eye thing yeah he's trying to eye Andrew Schultz yes and we from what I saw we locked a couple times so it was four-play yes we are flirting we're flirting with our eyes I was I was having four-play with Andrew Schultz and I was looking at him and saw I was like oh he definitely recognizes me because he keeps looking at me and so it's on the third one I was like okay I'm gonna go for it and I'm shooting my shot at Andrew get ready so he looked again he stood up revealed your nipples started twisting I'm in scream to Andrew Andy no I went like this I was like and he didn't look at me so it's like I missed it I did that like four times through the game I think he saw it and I don't think he knew I think he did see it if I'm being honest I think it was the third one that he saw yeah there's the third one he definitely saw it now I'm not I'm not this isn't me shooting my Bubba's dreams down I'm just saying I don't think he processed it it could have just been a mix up a slip by you know like he just didn't fully process it yeah he might have thought you were a brother of one of the players brother tall light well you know see that's what I always get it's like do you who exactly you're you're massive in your lights in exactly and you have an athletic bill exactly so it's like it's not a bad exactly I don't I need to look more unique I need to like do something to be more unique I'm gonna die my hair or something just or I can stop being confused and be like you like tell him yeah it's like I knew you from somewhere that got to have the conversation like if I have my blonde hair if I die my hair blonde it's like oh that's a podcast guy I don't have to you want to live that though do you want me to yeah because I can live in the car oh my god this might be the best CT ever what is the super unique wardrobe personality or sub lifestyle change that he needs to do 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There's booths here, there's a little bounce house here, there's just tons of booths, like, - Like a little festival. - Like a commerce market festival thingy like that, okay? So we're walking around, and it's just foot traffic, the roads are blocked off, we're walking around, and I'm getting noticed pretty frequently. Some kids from the high school team came up, everyone came up, came up taking pictures about a big bar of boom, and it's good, but you already know that feeling in a setting like that, I'm like, oh, I'm kind of constantly like, over my own shoulder and stuff, 'cause like someone could just pop it from behind you, not that I feel like I'm at a threat, it's just what it is, like I'm always just kind of looking. - Right. - So this is happening, and I've already taken probably 20 to 30 pictures at this point, I'm like pushing my kids, just trying to have fun with this stuff, but it's all good. And we spin the block, we make the whole lap, and it hits 3 PM, and apparently 3 PM is when the actual thing starts. A guy, I sh*t, not with a 24-inch beard, his beard is all the way down here. He gets up on this podium, and grabs a mic. He goes, oh, welcome, everybody to the 27th Annual Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut-Dut Parade and Festival, what a beautiful day here, we got thousands of people here, and I just wanted to say super quick, we have a famous person amongst us. - No, I swear to God, and I go, oh God, I said, there's no way. He goes, "We got camp candidate for the YSK podcast!" And I was like, this isn't happening. I was like, this is not happening. - No. - And I was like, oh wow, oh wow. And then I was just like, and when it happened, we were like directly parallel with him. Like 40 yards apart, he was over here on this big stage thing, and we were walking right here, but like perfect line of sight, so he sees me. - Oh no. - We got camp on the YSK podcast. It hits this- - Don't point, what are you? - I mean, the strongest, most straight and narrow point. - There's a call to action now. - Yeah, he said. - He's right here, that's it. - There, and he goes, look at it, and I was feeding myelin at the time. I thought it was holding myelin feeding on. And he goes, look at it being a super dad, right there. He's been a super father. Oh, what a great guy. So I think that's done, right? - Oh, God. - Payton, this turns into, and it was a nice gesture. I'm not, I'm not on the moment, but it was almost remarkable. - Yeah. - It turned into, like, an ad read, it goes- - So Cam's pretty much a content creator in an online committee for a podcast. He does it with his friend, Payton. They have blown up such a success for platform. They make ton of us laugh. We're just so blessed that you can be here with all the little community and show yourself in our presence. And I was like, oh my God. - You go, shut up. I was like, please stop. No, but I was like, oh, oh wow. - Oh no. You have to leave after that, no? - We just stayed for another hour. - Oh, God. - So now, but right after that happens, he goes, all right, that was it. Let the games begin. (laughing) Hunger game, people were like, so we start walking and it literally felt like, I was about to say something insensitive, but it felt like a, it felt like I was walking death row right after that thing, 'cause I'm walking. And he just, he just pointed- - Yeah, all the attention's on you. - And it literally was like, eyes, everyone. And I'm like, I swear to God, my first thought, if this was Peyton Harden, this would have went so left, so quick. - If those Peyton Harden, as soon as he would have said my name on the mic, I would have turned around. I'd have been heading towards my cyber truck. I'd have been out, I swear to God, I'd have been out. You know what, you stick around for, I don't, you're walking, here we go. It was, all right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 27th annual Festival. What a beautiful evening. We got some great weather. Super quick, we got a famous person amongst those folks today. - Wow. - Yeah, we got the one and only Peyton Harden from the U.S. and no pocket. - That fast. He would have been talking to the back of my head. - You wouldn't even let him get the stats out. - You know. - Okay, you're still walking away, he goes, Peyton, oh, oh, he seems to be leaving. Maybe you could catch him, he's right there folks. Green shirt. I'm out, I'm out. But you see me how I am in public too, like when we go to the mall or something, it's a faint. When we go to the mall or something, whenever like, we know people are talking about us, about to come up. - Yeah. - You stick around, like you're a nice guy. - Yeah. - I know I'm a nice guy too, but I'm, I, I, I, social interactions freak me. Like I, I know, oh, like, yeah. And 90% of them, they're gonna make fun of me. - Dude, you're the dumb, dude from the dumb podcast. Dude, you're dumb, are you really stupid dude? If any of that is as stupid as it takes with the big, dude, do the list for me. - Sit, sit, sit, sit. - I have to deal with that, it's like a fucking day bro. And so, I'll hear it, I'll hear it, and I'll see you about the happening. I immediately go head down, I walk out. - Yeah. - You go like this. - I do not, I did not sit there and smile at that. - You go like this. - Okay, the biggest thing for me, I feel, 'cause you're very impathed too. This is where mine just like bleeds over to almost like unbelievable amounts of impath. There's certain people that I can tell that want to approach, can't muster the courage. - I see those too, yeah. - So I try those are the ones where I will, I'll lock the eyes with you, I'll be like, and kinda try to like give you that little nudge that you want, not saying that you're a bad guy, 'cause you don't do it. - No, I give them away as I'm walking out. (laughing) You're like, I do the same, you're literally like, this is the threshold of the exit door, you're right here and you go, hey, have a good day, yep, awesome. - That's exactly, no, that's exactly it. - I'll do that. You're like, yeah, which is great. There's just certain people that I've failed too much in this, 'cause when I was first getting popular, there would be people like, that would come up, and I've said this on the podcast before, like after it happened, but it scarred me. The person was like doing the whole interaction, I'm a big fan talking to certain things, but it was a point where it's like, how does this end, right? Normally how it ends is a picture. And so I went up to them and I was talking to them, and I was like, okay, well, you want a picture? No, I'm good. Okay. - So I just, I don't like the, I don't know, I just, I, it's a good, good, good, good, good. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, good, good, good, good, good, good. - It could just go bad. - It could, it could, and that's fair. And that's fair. You don't, I mean, you don't have to say anything else. That's 100% fair. And you're still a good person. You're a very empathetic heart. - Oh, I'm getting land, like I'm looking to buy land. - Okay. - Right, I'm getting land. So I'm looking to buy land. Like that's my like five year plan, which we talked about on the 10 minute talk, 'cause it came out this morning on our Patreon. Any tear can get it. - Go watch that. - So I want to buy land. Like I want to house with some land. And Sarah, she wants chickens, right? - Yeah. - Good. It's very good. Ask my sister. - Yeah, and she was like, I want chickens just so we can have like fresh eggs and stuff. And I was like, Sarah, that's great. But like I don't want roosters because they come around and they're scary. They're like, I got attacked by a rooster. I don't like roosters. - Okay. - And she was like. - First of all, what? - And she goes, well, we don't need roosters. And I said, yes, we do, because how are we gonna get the eggs? How are they gonna make, we have to have a rooster and a woman to bang and make eggs. And she goes, no, you don't. Did you know that chickens don't need to have to make an egg? - Yeah. - Really? (laughing) - Yes. - Then how are they making babies? - That, I mean, that's a great, that's a great thing. - I don't understand chickens. I don't understand the biology of chickens. So you're saying, I can go buy a woman's chicken right now and farmer, however housed. - Yeah. - And every day she pops out eggs, right? And I can crack those and make it, and I can omelette her babies. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, cronose, you can omelette her babies. But how the hell does she make the eggs without a boy rooster? Not trying to get political here. - Dude, the fact that she pops out a perfect little shell and it's great goodness on the inside is incredible in itself. - Yes. - But that fact, now I've actually never, that's so, that actually is a fascinating question. - How do, I've always known you don't need the rooster. Like chickens, like, can just lay eggs. But yeah, if you let the egg, okay. Now this is real question. Are all eggs soon to be chickens? I don't think all of them are. - So they can decide to make feeding eggs and then baby eggs? - I think so. - You think they got two totals ones for, this is for an omelet for Waffle House. And this one is for life, aren't you? I don't think it's two totals, but I think some are like fertilized. Maybe are, or. - But who fertilizes them? - That's, now you're, I mean, you're raising a beautiful question. How are they making, they can, they can, oh my God. Chickens kind of like a god, not to get too weird, but if they're just popping out their own creation and they don't need someone else to do it. - So, wait, how are chickens asexual and polysexual? - Polysexual. - Polysexual, they're bisexual. So chickens are bisexual. - Chickens are, all chickens are bisexual. - So you can have a kid without a man and you can have a kid with a man. So you're bisexual, you're, you're asexual and monosexual. - Holy shit. It doesn't make sense to me. - That does not make sense. - How can, how do chicken eggs work? It doesn't make sense. - I, oh my God. This is, I've never thought about that actually. - Yeah. - 'Cause I know you, I know they can lay eggs, but I never realized that they don't have to have the rooster, which means like, that's like, that's literally like a, oh, that's like mother Mary. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's like, well, woman just going, I'm gonna have a baby. That's like a woman. - That's like a baby. - That's like a current, like a woman in our society right now popping out something out of their, out of their vagina. God bless. Popping something out of their vagina, like, no, this is for eating. And then they pop something out and they're like, no, this is gonna go to kindergarten a couple of years. - I want to redact that. - I want to redact that first statement. I mean, that sounds insane. - No, I, no, I know. Not on some island. Like, not that time. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about, we're talking about chickens here. We are talking about chickens. That is absolutely crazy. Like, like, there is nothing. Do we look it up? We have, there has to be some, there has to be some, maybe they do have a second set of two. - There's nothing more impressive than chickens and eggs. There's nothing. - I'm on your team. I'm on your team. - 'Cause that comes the whole thing which came first. The chicken or the egg. Because if you don't need a rooster to make an egg, then you don't need anybody to make the egg. You don't need, you don't need coitus to happen, right? - This could go really good or this could go south. - Okay. - We're both gonna answer that question. Only count to three. - Which came first, the chicken or the egg? - One, two, three. - The egg. It's based off the point we're just making that you don't need to have, chickens don't need to have to make babies. They just pop out eggs, but the chicken pops out the egg. So how the hell could there be an egg? - Without, there has to be a first egg. It's like the big bang. - There has to be a first chicken to lay the egg. Okay, egg comes from where? What do you mean? - Oh my god, it's never an example. - It's never an example. There's no answer to this. - There's no answer to this. Egg comes from chicken, chicken comes from egg, egg comes from chicken. - The reason we can't answer this is because we don't know how eggs are made. - I think, I think, what are you looking up? What are you getting in tell on? I think we, okay, we need to just figure out if every egg has the potential to become a chicken. 'Cause I don't, I'm not, I'm not 100% convinced. I'm looking at how do chickens make eggs without roosters? Hens, that's what they're called, hens. - Yeah, sorry. - Hens lay eggs without a rooster, because egg production is a natural part of their reproductive cycle, not a part of fertilization. - See, if I told you, fertilizer. - Oh, so they got to nuttin' it to make it a baby. - Yes! - But how does, but how does the male sperm hit the shell? - Oh, it, oh, oh, baby. The shell ain't there from the jump. - Really? Yeah, there's probably a little, there's a little soft spot. There's probably a little chicken G spot that the rooster has to hit, and then it gets real crazy and there's a shell. - Come on, cuss. - I said forget about it, cuss. - So, okay, there we go. So they make eggs non-stop. They're, I mean, talk about the best worker ever, by the way. It's literally, like, that is their life. They're not even clockin' into a nine to five. Like, their existence is to make eggs. Like, they do it naturally, and that's such a sought after thing. - Yeah. - It's an incredible gig. But they pot their poppin' eggs. When their rooster husband gets back from the war and they lay down and have rooster time, that's. - Oh my God. - How it becomes fertile, that's how it becomes another set chicken. - Eggs laid without a rooster are completely infertile, meaning no chick will ever grow inside of them. That just took so much pressure off of me. I thought I was a murderer. Like, I thought, like, I was low-key, like, always having a conundrum, but like, I've eaten your babies. - This episode is brought to you by ManScape, the personal favorite of mine. Big news, fellas. ManScape just dropped the all-new Lawnmore Ultra Gen 6. This is the product that made the ManScape to the global brand it is today. It made ManScape global. That product right there. And this is the new version of it. Honestly, they somehow made the goat of body tremors, even better, and packed this thing with a bunch of upgrades that actually make a difference. Can I tell you something yesterday? 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So for example, if you said, we finished the first line and you want one to be bugger. - So bugger two. - So it's gonna throw a bugger two. - Oh yeah. - I don't have the memory for this. - Oh, we're gonna see. - All right, let's go. - Okay, ready? - Yep. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. - Your rule first. - Bap is what number? - What? - You just said Bap, and why don't you get quiet? What number is Bap? - 10. - You have to say it, so 10 is Bap. - 10 is Bap. - Okay, so now you start. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bap, there we go, okay. - Okay. Four is gonna be, ♪ I only call you when it's half past ♪ - That's too long. Get a shorter one. - Oh, that's a stiff. You need it, you need that. - That's so long, okay. - Here we go. - Yep, yep. - One, two, three, I only call you when it's half past. - Five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bap, why don't I get both of them? - That's what it now tell us. It's gonna work, 'cause we can change it, okay. - So now it's your rule, add one. - Two is, two, two is, mm-hmm, two is, mm-hmm, okay. - Go. - Or wait no, I go. - Yeah. - One. - No, no, no, no, no, you go, you're gonna go, you're gonna go, you go. - One. - Mm-hmm. - Three. (laughing) - How the fuck did you mess up on a raccoon? - Okay, three. ♪ I only call you when it's half past ♪ - Five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bap! - Okay. - Okay, here we go. - I forgot 'em. Here we go, here we go. Six is gonna be, (laughing) six is gonna be, (laughing) (clapping) six is, (laughing) - Yeah. Okay. One, two. Oh, I thought those four. - That's one strike. - That's one strike. - Okay. - One, mm-hmm, three. I only call you when it's half past, five. Seven, eight. Bap! All right, add one. - Bannicking. - That would be good, 'cause I think that's all the even numbers. We're, by the way, for going straight, even numbers. Oh, there's still eight. Oh my God. (groaning) One number. Make it, one number, pick it on. One, one is, (groaning) did you start it and I start? I love this. Okay, okay. - Okay. All right, I think you have to start. (groaning) - Mm-hmm. - Three. I only call you when it's half past. Five, six. - No. - Or what was six? - Six was, oh! (laughing) - That's one strike, one strike. - That's one strike, one strike. Okay, I feel like it's gonna end here. Seven, eight, nine, 10. 10 was, 10 was a, 10 was a, Bap oh my god. Yeah, I might end here. Here we go. All right, okay starting on me starting you by it ended on me I was trying to figure out who ends 10 my rule my new rule Seven is perfect perfect. Okay All right, it's over. Let's try let's try to help each other through it. Okay, one Mm-hmm three. I only call you when it's half pass five Set did I say the new one said perfect eight nine Holy shit. That's hard. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh my god. Wow Good. Oh, we're oh wow. I mean, is that a game for old? Did you make that up? I mean the the no that's a game I just wanted to use our stems because a boy we'd be stimming. Yeah, those are our stems. Oh I've had a bad stem with my girlfriend. Do you get like this with your wife? Oh, I know what that I live I've had it now okay before I say this She's safe That's an insane start. That isn't insane start. I've had this thing with the my girlfriend recently like oh, say it I want to rip her arm off But lovingly. Oh, oh dude. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like cute a grip. Oh, I can see by the lip. I have that same lip Oh, I mean, you're your lips wait nice to the mind, but I have that same moment. Oh my god. He's in the forest. He's in the trees Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh Yeah, oh, he's about to rip that table down with him Like what I say that no, oh yeah, I mean not no pain boy like a little bit. It's like I'm sure love Like when I see Sarah, I just want to grab her arm. Oh my god. What I do is I get this meat right here. Oh My mind's like the back of the tricep. Let me see I go right here, and I just I kind of Grab the little And it's it's just it's cuteness overload like we see a little puppy He's kind of want to just hold it right here on the top of her nose right where her eyes connect I get it and I pull on it a little bit. I love nibbling on the corner of her lip. Oh, it's strange Oh, come on. I go. We're supposed to be on the same team. It's right there and I go and I go. Oh Yeah, oh my god, and then right there Right here like this is a woman, right? Oh, and then she has her ribs are right here. Oh, huh? Let me put the half for visuals her ribs right here, and I get my two fingers and I just push on her Oh god, that's lymphatic drainage. I push on her Push on her and I do it in public too. I do it on the elevators. Oh, some people that I mean it showed you 45 99 for that one God, dude. Oh my god. Oh man. When she wears loose clothing sometimes really loose homie clothing I just take I take both of my hands. I just go up under there and now it's getting whatever But I just just grab her like her body not abreast her butt. I'll wrap my arms around her And just hug her and just feel her skin. Okay, but sometimes whenever we're we're culling and bad and I'm big spoon But it's right when we have separation like I have to go in there a little bit. I have to crawl towards her sometimes I just want to gear in that. Oh, this dude need that dude. Oh my god. I'm not hard, but it's what she feels me Oh, yeah, the other day I pinched her right on that ankle ball right then the ball that ankle I pinched it I spit her foot last night. Really? It was just sit there for the taken perlil white tuckel french tips. I grab that some Bit of I got oh god. God. Oh, this thing's way too hard. I was about to bite that. I don't know how to go to the dentist. Dude, sometimes I want to put it in a Oh, oh my god. The the urge to put my wife in a master lock It's a master lock of her arms up and just dangling me just ripping her side is god. I love it. It's god. I love it. It's pure love It's it's it's aggressing a cuteness aggression. I'm my slipped a little yeah, cuteness aggression Is that what it is? Oh my god. In the comments if you get that like though with your significant other Lama's hell. Yeah, I plan. What do we do? If you don't want to rip your partners arm off out of love. You do you really love her? You don't remember if you don't if you don't need that Like he said you just want just a good little frog or write the butt. God. God. You mean Sarah have a new thing called give me pops What does that mean? Give me pops. Oh Now's it on the dude area. No, it's everywhere. Back of the head. Oh, no, I don't like that. I don't like that back of my head's real sensitive I'll ask secretary cam. I do not like that. Oh, yeah, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that would immediately break out into verbal altercation for me and my significant other. Yeah If she goes, oh, I love you so much, babe. I love you too No, but oh, no, but sometimes we hug and it should be like give me a pop give me a good pop and I'll go There and she'll give me one right back. I mean sometimes I go down a stairs. I'll grab it kind of hard Like no, I'm talking about but it's not weird. It's my lover. I'll go down out but it's not like a it's not like a q-grab I'm like I kind of want to rip this present open grab. It's like I'm kind of using fingernails in my the tips of my fingers to grab it It's like I'm kind of falling off a mountain and this is my last chance to survive okay with the radio show tour about it. She loves it She loves it. Yeah. Yeah, she loves No, she now Now in this quick therapy session we just had you know some I realized my wife does none of this back to me Really? Yeah, and it just came out. Sure me being the sh*t. Yeah, Liv doesn't I'd borderline say she avoids me in these circumstances She loves me. I hope But she doesn't grab me back and she doesn't The closest thing she does she'll just go and grab that butt sometimes. We'll grab my butt. She always says I have a Disney princess And that's it And that's it. You know Sarah almost left me because of y'all Excuse me because y'all for years made one of my tough. Oh, yeah So I shaved it like uh back when I was in Miami. Yeah, yeah, she missed it. Yeah, I think I'm back really Barely there. Oh dude. I have like a little like a hair grenade when off my back of my lower back It is it's kind of gross and I shave my chest and my nipples barebone first off I told my wife as a joke. I said I have a little boy chest now. She said I love that little boy chest It's weird to say well cuz I you even said it yourself. When's the last time I had no hair my chest? Yeah, you look strange. It's been a decade. Yeah, I just went full-blown clean white. You look like thank you's giving turkey. Oh, yeah It's it's it's so my skin is so much wider than I thought it was It's like you're not itchy. Huh? No. Oh, I mentioned like a son of a really bad. It's such nipples. They're fine Would you do it? Oh, this was yesterday. Oh, you're Yeah, in a couple days. It's gonna be miserable when we record again. Oh, yeah, and the worst part is there's a couple spots I had to shave upward. I'm always a downward shaver. It wasn't leaving my hair was not It was it was deeply rooted into my skin and I had to shave up and that's gonna be that's gonna suck. Do you shave your butt crack? Uh, I get some I get my manscape and I go I go in there a little bit and that that's a That's a weird sensation. That's a It's my fit whenever I start whenever I'm along my poop's getting caught on my hair. I know it's time to shave I'm so excited. No, I love you. What's your positioning when you shave your butt? Oh, you don't want I mean no show me now this can be really vulnerable and I don't know why I've done this but I've always done this Yeah, I actually I don't know if I'm comfortable. You don't know if you want me to show mine Yeah, it's I think it'll so I shave my butt in the shower because I go in already off to different starts Oh, you don't shave your butt in the shower. You dry shave your butt. Yeah, why? What do you do it in the kitchen? What do you do it? I do it over the toilet. Oh, that's a little boycoated, but It's really a little boycoated. I stand over my toilet. I know why you're you're insecure somebody seeing you Oh, no, I don't like that. I'm the texture of wet hair. It doesn't stick right with my brain Like I need everything to be shaved and then I get into the shower and I wash it all off Okay, and I stand so I quite literally stand I like straddle over a toilet. Okay Here's the toilet. Yeah, literally go And I'm like this Oh, yeah, we got a middle cam that one. Oh, so you go up crack too. Oh god, yeah Thank you. I think you used to make fun of me for shaving inside of my butt Well, because I never shaved my You had enough hair for four grown men. I didn't do this is me right. I thought you're about to show me so no So I start here because I have a low ledge and so I like to get you can put on this one I like to get in here with it. I get my in-between right so I carve it out. I carve out the railroad So they can so you know, and so I'm basically I'm pure shaved right here huge landing shirt. It's only like the landing island Right, I'm fully I'm pushed out here, right? I'm fully pushed out and then I like to give me a little I like to give it underlooking. I have a backlight in my shower. Yeah. Oh, it's hitting it like a horror movie So I can just see it. It's beautiful beautiful for the visuals Right and then I get then I get in here. I call this the blind shape. I just go in here. No looking right here with it This assessor is high isn't it? I'm here with it. Oh, because you're one with the razor at that point You know where that hair is. Yes, and then I and then I go I go to my next move called Daredevil. Oh, I'm willing to like this You heard that pop yeah You said that I go to my next move daredevil Okay, finish daredevil. So I'm in daredevil. I'm right now. This is crazy that you do this as a crumb I'm opened up, but then So it's perfectly with the ledge because the water is right there. So then daredevil just takes another I just go like this and now I'm really open and I can just get it in there. Oh God. That's how I shave. Oh God. Oh my, and you mind you, you're doing all this what you're joking what? Soking what? Soking what? But I like to like really marinate myself in that water before I get in there. Like I like my skin to be like a little like sensitive. So it's just a smoother shave. I'm not doing okay man. I think I need to eat that up. Yeah. 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I go, can't have gluten, can't have this. Oh, Lord. It's just this part makes me nervous. You don't be nervous. Don't serve me burgers for all I know. And it's just immediately nerve wrecking. And we do this on YSK Unplugged. So go subscribe to the YouTube channel. YSK Unplugged. You get everything early on our Patreon as well. All right. Can you see? Okay, I timeout. I already hate this. No, I can't see anything. Is this finger foods? Or do I have utensils? Okay. Okay. Okay. The first food. You sound way too happy. Oh my god. The first food is this. All right. I got to open. Oh, dude. That was a nasty pop. You're gagging. No, I'm not pee. I'm not. I'm not. I've never seen this before. Payton. Okay. I need to be really careful. No, no, no. We have multiple blindfolds. Do it with me. No. I see the food. I know what I bought it here. You figure hand out. You got to be very careful. Grab. What is this? Oh, spoon. Okay. No, hold it down. Is it already on the spoon? Yeah. This stinks like what is this? Go give it a taste. Give it a small taste. Payton, is this cat food? Payton, you're giving me cat food. This is cat food. It's not cat food. Payton, this is cat food. I used to have a cat. This is cat food. It's not- I understand you're upset about last week. I'm not eating food made for animals. I promise you, I swear to God, it's not cat food. This is- It's not. What the f**k? Oh, wait. Oh, what is it? It's either Viana sausages or spam. Final answer? I mean the size of it. Oh, he likes it. Final answer is spam. Correct answer. Correct answer. I'll take a few. Here, you can take over blindfold. Spam. Oh, God, it is spam. Oh, see why do you not trust- I'm not you. No, but I never told you to drink mine. Oh, my God. Okay, that was- this smell is horrendous. Wow, you're one for one. All right, we have two more. That's not okay. Oh, okay. Hold back on. Oh, God. Get it? This is my f**king cat food. Got to open this up. Offerip sounds like candy. Super excited. Okay, probably not candy. This is your next food. Why are you giggling? I'm not. No, I heard a giggle. I'm being a presenter. Okay. Oh, God, that's spam. Oh, it's like it's- once I realized it wasn't cat food, there's a quick sign of relief, but it's- that's not good. Stick your hand out. What the hell is this? It's sentless. What do you feel? What do you smell? Kind of feels like a nipple. Well, I don't know if that's right. Kind of like a little nipple. I mean, I'm getting very like maybe the smallest of- like there's no scent. Okay, let's go for it. It's some form of gummy. It's literally sentless. You son of a- Paid and you son of a- Instant. Look at- look- look at the saliva that's generating from my mouth. Can you make me eat laxatives? Oh, you can take the blindfold. I kind of want to keep it on. I'm not swallowing this. I need to spit it out. I need to spit it. Me, I need to sit it out. You- I don't spit out more. Here, I put it- oh. Oh, I need to spit the gummies out. You baby, you laxatives? No. I will always prank him with the spicy kind. Oh, man. Oh, no. No, this never gets- Oh, wow. I need something to spin that. Please, fuck man. Oh! God shit. Mmm. I need something to concentrate with that in. Please do it, please. Hurry! What's in the- what's that brown thing at the bottom of the cup? You shouldn't have made me eat the laxas. It was an accident! Oh my God, I said that. Oh my God. You made me- you made me get on a plane. At least you could go home. Whoa, dude. You want some spam to go wash. You know. This thing is in- I don't wanna- You can't- the only guy. Like, a third of it, do you know? I know it's- it's the substance. It was a game time decision. You stop spinning everywhere. I'm- Sway! You get it together. Oh. This spit everywhere, bro. You're being dramatic, bro. Oh, dude. You'll never understand. I am the prank champion of Lieske. He can never- All right, guys. Thank you for coming back. To another episode of Use and Oboncus. Secret code is. DGL. Don't give laxatives. Because this will happen to you. Remember. Everything's on Patreon. We're about to do the Patreon. As soon as it's gonna come out on Wednesday. You'll get the aftermath of this. Well, as WiseKey unplugged, where you see more stuff. Of us eating shit. All right, we love you. Only time there's- I mean an ounce of relief is with his eyes cold water on him. Gavin, do you want to say anything to the people? No. Thanks for- Yeah. Remember. One added to- What- One added to it while I'm here is don't make it home to Christmas. We will see you. Next time. Oh my god, this dude did that. It never gets better. What the- Is in this? No, I put it on the wrong foot.