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[MUSIC] [MUSIC] All I am is a man I want the world you are in my hand. [MUSIC] But I stay with California with my toes in this. Y'all remember these right here? Y'all remember the DST, the DMStick? >> We all know about this motherfucker. I got the 2014, this Levi's. >> Y'all I know, no. >> And this is why you don't throw nothing away because genuinely like with the movie I actually wiped out every single thing that would have been perfect for today. So I'm serving y'all 2016 if it was 2026, you see. So it's like, I pulled this out of the archive. >> Well, this out of the archives and she cussed me out. >> No. >> No, because I had the perfect pair of skinny light denim jeans. >> Right. >> And y'all would have been like, what do you? >> He looks so perfect even there. >> And her American apparel underwear, okay? >> Right. >> Speaking of American apparel. >> Speaking of underwear now. Hey y'all, can we just offer you, we've heard your cries. >> Okay. >> We've heard your cries, lucky for y'all. Hey, lucky for y'all? Everything? >> Everything in divine planning and divine timing because we got something for y'all. >> We got something, pan to south, south, what do we have? >> A very, very special guest today. >> Well, yes, God. >> Yes, God and let the church say amen. >> Amen. >> Can you guess, we'll give you a count of three. >> Three? >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> [INAUDIBLE] >> [LAUGH] >> Check this out. >> [INAUDIBLE] >> Hey! >> The mini version girl vibe. >> Yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> I can barely see getting through that door. >> [LAUGH] >> Oh, well. >> Don't remember these. Don't remember these girl. We ain't not. >> These are not Warburg Parker. >> No. >> No, surely. >> They're not. >> No, no, no. >> No, I feel like Justin Bieber right now. >> Well, because you're giving that. >> Me and I can't see. I'm like, well, yes. >> Yeah, I know. >> Well, oh, wow. >> Thank you. >> Y'all about that. >> Y'all about that, babe. >> You guys still have eyelashes. Let me know. >> Yes, of course. 'Cause they went through the slots, you see. Hey, girl. >> How y'all doing? >> Canner. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. >> Girl, how are you? Like, what the hell? >> I'm really good at it. >> Don't play with me. >> I have not seen y'all since the live show. Which one is my camera? I could like that one right there. >> Red one. >> The live show. >> Right, you know what we only all want. >> The live show was serious. >> Inside tap. >> Y'all. >> If you were at the Chicago show for a soft sound. >> Some noise. >> Down. >> Sound off below. was the realest in the ride. - And honestly, we're just like, "Hey, sorry, you had to see us like that because we did in fact drive like 10 hours." - Oh, no, see y'all like that. They over served me. I just wanna say that. - Oh, you were sending the fuck out of me. - Well, okay, listen, I got into my old man era where I started to do a gin and tonics because I'm, it's healthy, right? - Right, right, right. - But then I get a little splash livenated in there. - Right, right. - The other fruit groups. - The Grenadine, yeah. - But I go up there, and mind you, I've already had two. And the girl goes, you know what? I'm gonna give you one on the house. I think I'm about to die. - Yeah, I should do this. - My house. - My house. - Oh, okay. But yeah, she's like, this one's on the house. I'm like, I don't think the house I'm gonna be very happy about that one because this is bad. - Well, did you ask the house? - No, it's sweet. - But what it's like, the house for clothes, like I literally, my ankles were buckling. And I was literally walking on like my heels and walking on my ankles. You guys go, "Okay, welcome on stage." I'm like, "Oh, fuck you." - No, and you had your drink on stage, mind you. - Well, and wake that up and go, "That's okay." It was still a key, it was a key. - I felt like I used like the cruise ship package that night, like I was really like using and abusing the drink package. - Well, I'm like, 'cause I, that's on Patreon, right? - Yeah. - Bitch, 'cause you had me cutting up so bad. And it was like the Jets. - The J-E-T-S? - The J-E-T-S? - It was a key, so it's like-- - It was so fun, but yeah, we needed a-- - We did, we were all on, yeah. - A wholesome hang tonight, compared to that, like-- - Actually, we don't have to just pick kale out of a bowl together. - Oh, right, yeah. - Dip it in some balls on it. - It's like, shut the fuck up. - Oh my god. - It's like, no, literally. - It's the half of those all the time the lunches. I used to have like, yes, I probably had a problem, but I would bring like, kale and almonds and carrot chips to school. I had like a two week venture with that. - Oh. - And I just was like, oh, you guys don't know about like putting the kale on the carrot and dipping it. - Yeah. - And then like, girl, we know about cheese pizza foldable. - Thank you. Cheese pizza foldables in the ranch, and then it's like, girl, what the hell, I can't let it. - I was really trying to do it for two weeks. - I like Daisy's cafe. - No, right, in with that. - Daisy's cafe. - The pizza fold over. - The flop over, bitch. Y'all have just done a bunch of flop over. - That was crazy because they were like, we gotta do it now, so there's a new kids menu at the, I'm like, oh yeah, Tuntown, I knew the kids menu specials, like it comes with a little cutie orange. I'm like, right. - And milk, and they'd be doing it with milk. I'm like, y'all don't give a fuck. - Daisy is running that grill. - Well, the fold over. - Yeah. - The flop over. - The flop over. game over which I love like Daisy and Claire about cow are always gay no that's yeah I would say she's giving you know mask mandate and energy and energy support of her against and it's port of Claire about had to get that thing forced on the - No, you're right, it's Claire Boe, right? She just popped out, she just popped out. - Claire Boe's girlfriend? - I don't even know if they like, - I don't know they in the same world. - They just bumped out her. - Well, they're in the same, I think that's like Goofy's pr-- - Prism? - Prism, what? No, Goofy's principal. - Oh, I thought you were gonna say Prism. - No, I know it was like, I was like, oh, what's Goofy going to jail for? - It's just like, that's like a counterpart. Like everybody need like a counterpart, I guess. - Well, yeah, you know, somebody to bum Buggleys with like this. But I mean, at the same time, like, Clarebel, Kau, she is always like dancing and like having a good time. And I mean, you really can't-- - She'd be at the streets of Ogan, you know. - Yeah, you can't write on her. - It's not what I'm saying, the clips. - Or is Clarebel, Clarebel, Clarebel, Clarebel in drag. - Oh. - You do what I mean? - Yeah. - T, T. - You know what I mean? - She got the, yeah, T. - So then that's really messed up 'cause Goofy kind of claims her. - It's like, right. - Well, because those were saying, they don't even really claim, do they? - Let me look it up. - Oh no. - Who are like Goofy and Clarbell? - Okay, it's Sam. - Welcome, welcome, Sam searches three for the episode. - Thank you, thank you so much. - Are Clarbell and Goofy fucking? - Oh, an orthodox romantic pairing, okay. Okay. Oh, like, okay, okay. - But then why did we, huh? - The Lunar New Year, it's like, - Clarbell, okay. - Oh, oh, oh. - Okay, look at that. - Okay, that looks a little, yeah, I'm like that. - That's a little. - Zero. - Oh, huh? - Okay. - Okay. - Do you get what I mean? She's a little. - They kinda just like, oh, they not really like, oh no. - Oh no. - It's not really giving to me. - Horace, horse collar. - Is that the guy's, what? - Wait, what? - Horace, Horace, Horace. - Their romantic partnership would never be as stable or consistent as Mickey and Minnie or Donald and Daisy. - Wait, that's not asking about them. That's what it's like. (screams) - Hey, look. - I've been married for 10 years. I love a lot of times. - Is it Horace? - Horace? - Horace? - Horace. - Horace. (laughs) - Name? - Um, um, um, Horace. - I guess we could ask. I guess we could ask Horace. - Like, I guess we could ask Horace. - Horace. - Well, we could ask Horace. - Horace. (laughs) - What the, Horace? - Horace. - Oh? - Horace. - Well, it's Horace. - Horace. - I thought it was Horace. - Horace. - I don't leave it in. - You're in it. - Like, like, like, see if you got to go out. - So who was goofy fucking to make Max goo? - Okay, guys, that. - It wasn't her? - It wasn't her. - Wait, wake that up. - Okay, guys, I'm sorry that I thought his name was wrong. - Okay. - You just added an age, like, I don't know. - Guys, can I tell you? - I'm just gonna be at the coffin. - He's embarrassing shit. That's been happening to me. Can I tell you what happened at the doctor's office yesterday? - Yeah. - 'Cause it's actually been like waking me up in the middle of the night. It's so embarrassing yesterday. I haven't even really like shook up my fucking cards. First off, okay, so I get to the doctor's office, shout out Kaiser Permanente, like y'all been doing your big one. And I had my like, check up, whatever. And the lady who was my nurse, first off, was the only fucking cut up. Like she was the nicest nurse on this fucking planet, Like she was like, take, no, but she said take. - Take off your panties. - I'm like, take it off your panties. - No, but she said take, She literally said take all your clothes off like everything off and you'll cover yourself with this sheet So I even the top. Yes, like she was like take everything Okay, so I was like oh In that bitch looking like a Greek painting like I like hey like I look like I look like I'm your titties like hey She was like, "Uh, so, I see everything, uh-huh, um, is there something you wanted to discuss up here?" She was like, "I see you're gonna get paps here." And she was like, "But like, and I was like, no, she's setting everything up." I just said everything off, so and my doctor was like as professional as she was weak as shit. Like how did you not be? And she was like, "Okay, I just didn't know if you had a rash or something up here you wanted to see it as." She was like, "I'll come back in so you can put your stuff in." Did you take your socks off? No. What? I'm not. I'm not talking to necklace. You wait God's gift and socks. That's fucking crazy. Because I'm not walking around the bus. There was nothing to just go on the bus. Barefoot in the doctor's office. That's a good point, yeah. She was like, "We were like weak." Oh my God. And I was so, I literally was like, "No." And that's what I'm saying. She's a hero for real. She was like going through the lesson. She was like, "Okay, I see you. Like, flu shot, blood work, pap smear." Is there something I miss? Like, was there something up here you wanted to discuss? Because I see that you don't have a top on right now. I just want to let the girls know. Yeah, sometimes you got to just let them know. No, and I was like, "No, Doc, is it T or no?" Is it T or no? Doc, what you think? Doc? I mean, you think we got something to concern about or no? Doc, is it T or no? Damn. Had a doctor for a long time. Yes. Well, not my one right now, but when I was a kid. Well, yeah. I haven't had a doctor that I've had for a long time since I was a kid. I switch every appointment. And now I'm doing telehealth. So shit, I don't even care. As long as the FaceTime picks up, I don't give a fuck who it is. Like, Pil Renew, thank you. Have you on Pil Renew? And we got up. No, because that's because it's like the pediatric. That's the most long-term relationship with the doctor you ever going to have. After that, you just kind of take what you can get. I wanted to be a pediatrician so bad when I was a kid. Really? That's so sweet. And then look what happened. Well. But no, in a way, we still are taking care of the kids. Right. But no, I really was about that. I had a Harvard Medical School mug in my room. That was mysterious. It was serious. It was serious. Well, and I think pediatricians are really nice. Like, they're very, like, I called my doctor mom a couple of times like an accident. That. When you call your teacher mom, there's such a compliment. Yeah. And that was the thing. Like, my doctor, I felt like really comfortable with her, you know. And it's like, oh, that's my mom, you know, like, in a way. But, yeah, I don't know. Something like getting into the amount of school you have to do for a doctor. Like, that's such trooper stuff. Yeah, a lot of times. I knew it wasn't for me. And you're locked in. Like, once you start doing school, I mean, well, let me not say that. Because if you're somebody who's like three years and you're like, I don't want to do it, you can switch. But like, from my perspective, it's like, oh, like, you get to year four. It's like, no, I got to be a doctor. Shit. Like, shit. So much guilt and baggage by that. Yeah. Well, and also once you start like a residency, like, and you're like actually in the hospital, like boots on the ground, hands on. Like, at that point, it's like, it's. Doc McStuffins did it at seven. Thank you. You know, she has a sibling? That just dropped. They haven't a baby. A boy, I think. Ooh. Doc McStuffins. Yeah. There's a new McStuffins company. Doc McStuffins. You don't know Doc McStuffins? No. That's crazy. I'm black. It's pretty much this crazy, but okay. Wait, sorry. Yeah. She don't know. See? Oh. The baby already? The new baby. I'm sorry. Oh, she's, how old is Doc McStuffins? Well, she say, well, she say, uh, um. So who's the baby? Oh, ten years old. She turned ten. That's kind of crazy. Who's baby? Who, uh, the, uh, the parents. The mom. Yeah. Doc McStuffins sibling. Yeah. What? Doc McStuffins sister stuff. Sister stuff. Yeah. Sister stuff. Sister stuff. Maya. Wait. I'm literally like. Wait. Wait. Sister McStuffins. Wait. Sister McStuffins. Wait. Sister McStuffins. Sister McStuffins. Wait. Sister McStuffins. Sister stuff. Yeah. Sister stuff. Maya. Wait. I'm literally like. Wait. Sister McStuffins. Wait. Sister McStuffins. They're fighting. Sad. Can you look at the whole house, mad? I just need that visual in there. Wait, the whole house, mad. The whole house, mad. Yeah. The IKEA ads. I'm like enough. I've been IKEA debt ads like 18 times. I just saw about IKEA's clothes. Are the ones on the hangers are actually the workers' clothes. Who? And they don't have any sensors or tags on them. Can we put like a legal disclaimer? But you could like take. Like people are like taking. Girl, why did we try? Oh, well, well, the other day we were walking through. I can't. Like, there's literally like shoes and belts and everything. Try to take them off thing when come off. Oh. Wasn't trying to take them. But I would like listen. You're just trying to try them on. Well, cause I was like, why y'all got like the perfect baby doll just just hanging. Oh, exactly. And the closet section is annoying. Right. Girl anyway. Wait, I'm trying to play house. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, cause like, he has something so serious. Like, actually. No, it is. And they have a bunch of new stuff right now. They do. And it's. Yeah, it's really good stuff right now. Did y'all play houses kids a lot? Yeah. No, not really. Well, I was an only child. So I literally be like, um, I guess I'm the dad. The mommy and the kid. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, no, T. But I was playing brats. But that was more like, I was playing like, like real world. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Reality. Reality. Like, yes. Well, I would like, I got into a thing with my friends where, you know, obviously I wasn't really trying to get with my gal pals when I was little. But like, we'd co-play. Of course. And I always wanted to be like the mom that was like counting like the bills and stuff. Like laying out like the telephone bill and being like, like, I wanted to do that. So then I low key like, thank you. That was me. That was me and my gal pals trying to argue about who was going to be the girl. Fuck. I was like, I don't want to be the mom. But we would like literally, I feel like I set feminism back. Like really hard because I'd be like, you can go cook. Yeah. And clean. Well, they used to look like it was like a whole kitchen set. I was like the one who gets it set. Right. Or the vacuant with the vacant logs and the vacuum with the balls in it. Yeah. Wait. Or can we wake up? Did you guys ever have the telephone, like the physical telephone? And then it was like a long ass cord and you would like put it in another room? No. And it like worked like an actual phone. No. Like you could like call? No. Oh my gosh. My sister and I had, it was like literally two telephone sets. And then it was like the longest cord known to man. So you could go like literally to like the living room and one curse. Like my sister would go to the playroom. I go to the living room. And then she would call me and I'd be like, they're like connected. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, that's so cute. It's like the day it cuts to the wall. It's like that pink one. Oh. Yes. Oh. Yeah, like it'd be. And then you would literally like call. And then we would pretend to like do like McDonald's orders. Okay. Well, I was going to say the kindiest thing that I feel like I put it was growing up. Was in fact the drive-thru. Like the drive-thru simulator where you literally have like the fucking like conveyor about and like with the scanner. I had a hamburger maker. Like a little like a physical like grill press like flip the burgers. But like I was on my SpongeBob time. But like no, it was like nila wafers and frosting. And like that, you made the little burgers out of like what you already had. Yeah. They were shit from a bet. They were nasty. And yeah, the prick your finger after eating them. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Those two. The easy bait. And the brownie that was never baked. But I still eat it. Ah, the cookies. I was allowed to play with dolls as a kid. But I never was allowed. I didn't have those things. Are the easy bait? Yes. I don't know. Because they were kind of a hazard. Yeah, I'm like they were really kind of dangerous as hell. No shade. Do you guys remember video now? No. It was like dead ass so dumb. But yeah, it was like literally a player. And you could like watch music videos on it. Oh. It's like 80s. Like you could watch like 80s. Yeah, you would like get you would have to buy like a physical little chip. And then it's like kind of like portable on the go. And you could like watch music videos. And I would like or you could like buy like TV episodes. Like I could buy like fairly all parents. Oh, yeah. And then I would have that on road trips and be like. See, I would never buy music videos like anything on your phone now. But like it's crazy. Like back then it was like even just like I was like buying the song. Like the way I literally bought School of Rock. Which is like a brand. Yeah. The movie's amazing. No, it's incredible. Be kidding me. But I like bought it. Yeah. And but it was like a shared like iTunes card. Like that's my greedy. Yeah. Well. And I had it on DVD. We can't bring that back. Like we'll never go back there. But like that was that that was intentional consumption. Like you really had to be like, do I want this damn song or not? So I want to watch this movie. On the planes, they highlight certain actors every now and then. Uh-huh. Where they will have all the movies of this person. And like I swear they'll like get all the Avengers movies. They'll like get all the Harrison Ford. They were like sucking Harrison Ford for a while and like girl. Right. From back. I'd go back in time. Well, I'd go well. Yeah. Right. He probably happened. But I let the Ford drive me around. But like beside that point, Jack Black was like the featured player of this month. And they had school of rock. I was debating watching that. I ended up watching the holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jack Black. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. I think you want to talk about that. I love it. The romcom. Like happy, like just happy shit happening. Like and Julal looking boom. And I was thinking Kung Fu Panda was sexy in this movie. So that tells you something. Like Jack Black had me transform. Now top left. Cameron Diaz is man. Lumpia Adobo. Her man. Um. What's his name? Jude Law. I need Jude Law close up shirtless panties. Take off everything at the doctor's office. Pap smear. Yeah. Preferably younger. Jude Law. Well, he was like OG fit. Like he was like OG like. Wait. No, that one though. That was crazy. Yeah, his face card really. That's crazy. And he. Yeah. Like bangs on her door. And he's drunk. And Cameron Diaz is like really trying to escape this man. I don't want to spoil anything. But like, let's just say she came there for nothing. And she got everything. Wow. She got Lumpia. Wow. And Adobo. And Adobo. - She got Lunganisa, she got Lunganisa. - Oh, really? - She got Lunganisa. - She does the thing where she's in the uber on the way to the airport uber. And girl's like a taxi, back in time. - She was a taxi. - She was a OG uber of crowd fun. But no, she's in the uber on the way to the airport and she goes, turn around. I'm like, I literally have, I have my arms in the air. I was screaming on the plane. - That's best part of every rom-com is when they try to leave. - Yep. - They say they go and leave, they name it. - How do you leave in this? - They never go. - They never go. - Maybe they never go. - Right there. - He genuinely is like, that's lucky Blooby for they were like. - Well, that's like white boy of like the month type shit, but like, wow. - This, this movie, and I watched it's Colonel Sunshine of the Spotless Mine. And I wanted to bring that to the table. - No. - And that's what I'm saying. - Mama. - When you have a movie, first time watch that you know it's gonna change your life. - Mama, mama, mama. - Never happens anymore. - I will stand by a Colonel Sunshine. I'm putting that in my time capsule. - Oh, damn. - That movie is, it's, it's beyond. - I get Ariana now. Like, I couldn't sleep. - Right, well, no, that shit lit. I watched that after a breakup. I almost threw up. Like, I literally was watching it. Like, I watched it on Valentine's Day. (laughing) - You know when you listen to Sam music just to make yourself cry? - What the fuck? - I fully, TMI, not TMI. I got somebody. - Well, that way up. - I got a man in bed with me. - And watching Colonel Sunshine of the Spotless? - Yep. - Did you know what it was about? - Well, I knew Ariana put her finger on it, so I was interested, but I also knew Jim Perry, so I thought it has to have some humor. Damn, you know, shut the hell up the whole movie. - No. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. - It is, it's world. - Oh, bitch, I thought this was funny. - And shit, funny. - No. - No, you know he got that script and was like, I'm a gagger real quick. - Oh, absolutely. Cause he kept it straight, but he was the straight face emoji that whole movie. And I'm like. - He ain't nothing was, baby. - Sheer up, cheer up. - Things funny. - No. - He ain't nothing was funny. - Well, okay, this is really dramatic, but I took my sleep pill just cause I have like really bad insomnia cookies. - Yeah. - But. - Who want cookie? - Look, look, look. - This is grumble quick. - I'm sorry, cookies. - They wipe crumble, number one. - Well, we knew that though. - Also, ain't nobody, can we look, I'm sorry, Sam. Can we look up the grumble flavors a little bit? - Let's just get a pulse check. - Grumble. - Can I tell you guys, can I tell you guys what happened to me this week? - Yeah. - We were working late, there's more than Thursdays. - You took it all off at grumble. - Grumble. - They were like, you want the s'more, go and take it all off. We'll be right back. - No. - I literally was like everything, panty, stew, like literally top two, like. - This is so stately. - This is so stately doing the big one. - Guys, okay, shout out my trainer Nicole. Shout out my trainer Nicole. If you're listening to this Nicole, go ahead and tune out for me. This is what happened. Nicole, how would say, Nicole, how like, well, Nicole, okay, so she first off, Nicole is like everything. She's literally from Brazil and she's just like everything. And she's funny as shit because she'd be talking about a butterfly filet, which is like a saying, like it's like a body type because you know, they have like no, there ain't no filling in a butterfly. Like it's very butterfly filet. So she was like, she was just saying like, I'm trying to serve, well, exactly because there's no filet. - Okay. - Just go. - She's got filet. - It's just like, I, I, working with Nicole, I'm trying to serve butterfly filet. Like I'm trying to serve very much no filet. - Okay. - Oh, no filet. Okay. - I see. - Okay. - It's just butterfly. - Just, just cartilage. Like, I don't know. But her butterfly is made of like sticks. Like I don't know. - Yeah, girl. And then it's just like the filet. - The filet is correct. - No, and that's why it's. - Okay. - It's been getting me. It's been making me all alone. - Anyways, been adding cottage cheese to everything, it's like god damn it's enough. - Okay. - It's like god damn nothing. - I don't know. - That's what that shit is. - No. - Talk about that. - I've been eating shit in a fucking trough. It's just like when you're eating cottage cheese, put that shit in the trough. - Y'all ain't fighting. - Oh god, did she. - Messy bun. - I ain't going to the cottage. - Messy bun, handle it. Like it's just, it's the only way, I guess. - Shout out cottage cheese. - So shout out, like good culture cottage. Love how it goes. - Shout out big dairy. So, they popped our buzz. So, anyways, cottage cheese. - With that being said, she gave me these edibles called Mamamia, pizzeria, another called Mamamia though. And last time I had an edible, I told y'all, I greened out so nasty that off the 5 mil literally was on the edge of the tub naked. I don't know why I keep being naked with a lot of this episode, but it just, it was pretty cool. It was pretty cool. So, this one I took real slow and like bit the corner and then I was like, oh, this is mad light. So, I like bit the middle and then like, no, no, I took the corner, had like an hour and like it wasn't giving. So, then I was like, bit the middle, nothing was like, it was so pretty light. So, I bit another corner, so now we're at like half skis. - Yeah. - Now all three of them are driving up. - No, they're like, oh, you go and get in the car. So, I like very much so eat like, microdose my high into like, crescendo, crescendo which turned into me ordering a squaila, chips and salsa and guac and like some tacos which we got to go. - Oh, a squaila, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, then it turned into me being like, I kept watching muck, being muck, being muck, being muck, and then I was like, what kind of cookie talking back? - Like literally off my high like, that's a big grumble, you gotta check the grumble. - Girl, I went on DoorDash was like, all right, all hell, all hell, all to see if anyone ever wanted to buy an ad spot on the show. - But mama, if I showed you all my DoorDash receipt right now like Rocky Money would be like, nevermind. - And I'd be like, well, and a, no T, no shade, a, no T, a, no T, a, no T because, and I thought I ate with buying the six box, min, big box, I'm like, box, literally, and then I, now that's why I'm 10 now. You see, literally, six box mini, the mini cookie, they're like, they're like, they're like the small, they're literally like the mini cookie, should be. - You're right. - Well, they're talking about some thin Thursdays, but you gotta whip y'all out. - And so I literally had, all them, I didn't eat the whole box, I had, well, I had the whole cheesecake. - I'm not a cop. - No, because I did that yesterday and sober, so I was just like, I don't know. - No, I had the whole cheesecake and I had half the biscuit, and I was literally like, yeah. - I can't do the whole ones and then I feel super fucking wasteful. - That's what I'm saying, the mini, the mini, the mini, they're rich, like they're like a rich, jeep boop boop. - Damn, they really said fuck the corn fields, huh, they didn't want to do anything in that middle. - Wait, are Mormons out there, are the Mormons of California, in the corn fields of. - Kid Mormons eat crumble cookie. Have you heard the word of. - Well, isn't crumble Mormon? - Yeah, it is. - Baby, that's right. - But. - I'm curious to see what's. - He's. - Once Mormons bought Pepsi and were allowed to have. - He's. - No, crumble was big Mormonties. - He's. - Huh? - Oh, he's. - He's crumble. - But I think he's also. - I don't know if he. - But he's not Mormon anymore. - He would sing up, but. - Is he actually. - He is gay? - He is gay. - I thought. - He's not sniffy, is he? - Yeah, then someone like out him on accident on TikTok and then he came out. - Yes. - Twink in a red head. Well, don't throw the red head into it, just twink, twink out at him. Grant. - Really? - Yeah. - Wait, actually? - Oh yeah, that was like a big thing. - What? - Because he was like. - He gives gay vibes, it was just kind of like a. I guess it was supposed to be like a funny thing and then he's like, "I am." Which is kind of like a power move to go. - Yeah, yeah. - But also they didn't say, "We have proof, Paparazzi." - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm the only sorry. I clocked her D is so right. - Is that the guy's name, the creator, who clocked him? - Yes, Grant. - Grant, I'm sorry. I love him. - I do too. We are all sweet. I saw them at the DNC of all places. - Okay. - I'm like, "Okay. What am I doing here?" - They're mad. - I'm hilarious. - They're mad. - Wait, huh? Okay, obsessed. - Wait. - Is he not Mormon? Did I make that up? - No, I think so. - I grew up with Values and Belize. - He's got that doll. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He got that doll. - Well, because Mormon's in the "No" caffeine in the "No" alcohol. - Look down below. Look at that sixth pack. - Full of the sixth pack. - No caffeine in "No Alcohol." What the hell are you doing? Gay culture-wise. - Well, they do look. - Well, everything's coming up wrong. - I know. - I know. You don't even look at "Baby Pink Crumble Cookie Box" bitch. What? - Oh. - He's crumbling kale and cashews. - I know he doesn't even like bot. - But definitely not the crumble ball. - Like shout out Kielin. - Shout out Kielin. - Just thinking about Kielin and like, I'm sorry, I'm declining this call. And I love you. And I love you. I'm sorry. - Yagag. - Yagagag. - Wow. - So anyways, I literally handled that cheesecake and I handled half the best golf cookie with a messy bun. - Well, you had to. - And gangster rap. - I love an edible induced eating binge. Like there's just something about it that like, you wake up the next day and you like look at your hands and you're like, I did that. - I literally, I just had to wash my face again. Like, I literally ate so much that it was like so good and you got to wash your face. - Thank you. - Thank you. - I was like, love you Reese. - I've heard that. - Right. Like needing pretty stuff. - I'm like, love me Reese at my ship for bad for real and re-wash my face, re-brush my teeth, re-get like-- - And handle it. And handle it. - And like, love me act like I should never have to. - Yeah. - Cause it never did. - And it did. - That like, resets y'all. Like, is it like, you need a full shower, is it a brush, is it, you know, mouthwash, what do you feel like, reset? Like, for example, like, when you stay at someone's house the next day, what is it that you have to do to be like I can be seen? - It is the shower. - Me too. - Yeah, it's a shower shower. - Back in the day? - Shit, I throw a hat on. I looked just like I took a shower and everything. And now, oh honey. - Because it's something spiritual. - I went out one day after I slept over. I went out, I was in sweatpants. My hair was sticking up. I saw a friend on the street walking by and she goes, - You okay, you sick? - Are you feeling okay? I say, yeah, I'm doing great. Why? She's like, oh, just, never mind. I'm like, and we're still friends. I'm like, girl, she's-- - Well guys, look as you can feel this in your life. - Well, I mean, yeah, but do I need realness to ate in the morning? Like, hell no, I was just like walking my way to the train and then she's like, oh my god, you sleep okay? You look sick. But I just can't pull it off of these young kids. I just can't pull it off anymore. Like, I can't, I can't bird bath. I can't, I got a shower at all. - Yeah, I feel like my like, 'cause I don't know, I think that's the other thing about living in LA too, and you just kind of like, run into your friends or run into fucking Bradley Cooper. Like, you just don't even know what is about to happen in your day. Like, every single day in this-- - That's realism. - No, I swear to God, like every single day in this city, like you could go set one intention and end the day. Like, you don't even fucking know where the fuck you're gonna end up. Literally underneath the Hollywood sign line. - We're in the fucking, this, I'm gonna say it. When I'm in LA, I keep a very, like, I keep hat down, I go, I Uber, I, yeah. I Uber everywhere, you know, whatever. I'm gonna go to AirOne, this trip. I'm gonna break my bank. I'm gonna do all the things, right? - I'm gonna get you a smooth. - Thank you. When we, we're at Coachella. - Guys, that, I needed to run into you before Gaga. - We ran into each other and mind you, I'm about four apparel spritz deep at this point. See, this is really needs to turn into some upstairs neighbor AA, downstairs neighbor meeting. 'Cause I keep talking about all these events with y'all that I'm like, black out. But we are apparel spritz heavy. We are holding hands with the tightest grip. It's me and my friend, Indy and you. And we're literally sitting there and one of y'all came up and was like, oh my gosh, Dom, love you. Oh my gosh, Tanner, love your videos. Like whatever, and we're talking. And we're both like, literally, to the wind. And out of, you're talking about the Bradley Cooper shit. I see Josh will pass it to my left and James Charles to my right. While we're talking, I'm doing a side bar like, and Dom goes, I'm like trying, you know, I'm talking to this young lady. I'm like, nice to meet you, honey. I'm like, is that fucking who I fucking think it is to my left and who I fucking think it is? And James literally digs back. He's like, itching it. Josh is itching it in the front. I'm like, nobody comes over here because I need to talk to all y'all. What the fuck is happening? 'Cause I thought the spritz were hitting. I mean, I'm like, that's what it is. It was so cute. So, Coachella is like, Coachella's something else. Coachella's like, that's like the world. I mean, genuinely, the VIP bar at Coachella is the only watering hole like Jeffrey. It's because in the artist section, there is no bar. So it's like, they're everyone who holds up there. - They gotta make it go away. - Hey, you gotta go. - You know what, this is the drill. - That you can go ahead and take everything off. - We gotta all, everything off. - We better do everything off. Like, everything off, everything on. But you literally have to walk up to the bar and don't matter who you are. Everybody is waiting at the same bar. - Everyone, it don't matter if your mommy, yo, daddy, like, literally, someone who pulls up with 10 security, yo, mommy, yo, daddy, she's just doing your left. J-Lap, like, age doesn't matter if they have 10 security guards waiting with them, baby. - No, you what? Because everybody needs a drink. And we go up there, I'm getting my vodka crayon. That was the same day that earlier that day. Mind you, we, Sam, please don't pull up a picture. I had this fuck-ass hat on. And it was very like a America story cup and like, ♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, I don't know how I did it. I am pretty sure I like bit into my lip. Oh my gosh. And I, I lean over to my furniture. You're sure I can walk, drinking this? And she go, "You're up." Mind you, it's broad daylight. - We all drink in it. - Yeah. - At noon. - But thank you, 10 a.m. if you were up early in the morning. - No, we're at the, we're at there. There's no one else in line. I'm not even getting, like this sounds like I'm talking like fan-fick, like he'd be wherever we take us low. But like, no. Like we are literally sitting at the bar. It's me, my thoughts, and God, and Vinny Haggard is crew walk up. And I said, gee, not you, not you, I'm happy to see you, but not you, because of who you about to see, because I like you don't want to see what you're about to see. - There's a few people who genuinely, if they run up on me, I'm gonna have to handle it. - Thank you. - And I thought Joshua Bassett. - Well, not actually handle it, for real, but I'm gonna handle it like. - Well, that's, that's-- - Well, it would be really-- - God, my shit nowadays, I don't even know. - Genuinely on souls? - Uh, okay, because, okay, I did see "Wuthering Heights." - Right, and I need to see, have you seen? - No. - I had a feeling. - Okay, I had a feeling. - Well, none of us saw the same shit. It's fucked up. - And like, okay, y'all. - One, two, three movies, whenever y'all get it. - One, two, three, well, it's probably already there. - Listen. - The way the girl's talking about it is already there. - Listen, I understand the discourse, I understand all the things, everything, trust me. Look at me, I get it, I hear y'all, I understand. I have notes too. Let's take it up here. Let's take it to the surface. Let's take it to the surface where we just playin' in the sand, runnin' our hands through the water. - Shit, we got red carpet photos of 'em. I'm happy. I don't even see a damn movie. Is that night it rained on him, and now it's raining off? - No, no, Tanner, Tanner, Tanner, Tanner. Have you seen the movie? - No, I haven't read the book either. - I don't want to watch. I don't want to do anything else, except watch that movie with you. That's genuinely-- - Can we go to the 4DX that vibrates the seats? - No, they took the vibrates off for this one, my heart. - Damn. - No. - They know. - I'm like, I don't know. - No, they have that shit that gets on the wall, like. - Oh, I do want to see it, I do want to see it. - I'm not kidding. I would like to see that movie with you, now that you're in town, Maya would lure. - So all the mama, me, of Eddie, so what? - Just off the gorgeous gorgeous gowns alone. - Oh, what? - Just off the gorgeous gorgeous gowns alone and like the gorgeous gorgeous walls alone. You would just slip? - Okay, I have to selectively watch, call me, bring your name. Because of-- - I can't, I can't watch it. - Right, because I can't handle that. So, but I have to selectively watch, call my name, where I say, wow, beautiful gowns, beautiful shirts, beautiful lighting, beautiful location, beautiful score. Thank you, is it a video, right? It is a video. I go to bed, I had a happy watch. I didn't have to think about the fact that he's a fucking freak. I didn't have to think about the age gap. I didn't have to think by anything. I know that I had a comfort movie to go to bed too. Weathering Heights, I feel like when I watch that, I'm just gonna go in saying very pretty costumes. I love the soundtrack. And I get to look at him. - And let me tell you one thing about him. (laughing) - Oh, what I-- - Whoa. - (singing) - The crushing in the yearning when you have somebody on your hip or on your side, may I say, have y'all ever seen God's fill? - No. - Oh. (laughing) I know crumble cookie, more missing God's fill. But then all by your side, that's a song in there. Thank you. - Listen. - Call me. But yet, when you have someone by your side, I think the yearning for looking at people gets a lot different because I'm not coming from a place of, I need someone genuinely. It's coming from a place of spiritually exploring outside of your body while very content. (laughing) Why y'all laughing? (laughing) - No, 'cause you're eating. You're eating. - You're eating. - You're eating. - But I feel like, actually. (laughing) - No. - But you're spiritually expecting-- - Out of like the body and-- - It's actual projection. - If you really are about it with your partner, you both can say, "Wow, the waiter's fine." - And y'all know-- - And a lot of people like to go down. - Listen, y'all know A, y'all know I, you know I'm saying when it comes to shit like this, I'm literally in that bitch like-- - I got on. - We can't drop up. - I got eyes, they want-- - We can't drop up, Noma. - Oh, thank you. - One thing about me on the drop up. 'Cause if you can't drop up with me, it's just like, listen like-- - You're my friend first. - At the end of the day, thank you. - You're my friend. - And at the end of the day, you're your own. I'm my own. That's what it is. We can't converge over shared interests. - Yeah. - Well, I'm just wondering. - I don't y'all-- - I'm just weathering. - Listen, okay. - Here, I'm weathering. - I'm gonna fuck that movie. (laughs) - Listen. - Listen. - Yes, I want to see it, in 40. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But the real relationships, the real, the tangible, the real, the feelable. - The tangent. - That tangent. How y'all doing? - Um, but I think something about exploring those at this age, for reference. We're in that mid 20s. - Yeah. - Remember, we're in that mid 20s feel, right? - No, I'm mentoring that mid to late. - I'm getting, I'm hitting the late. - Yeah. - Are we gonna claim that already? - Are you mid? - I'm 20. - Wait, how old are you? - I'm mid. Oh my god, I'm getting attacked over here. No, yeah. (laughs) - Look at the gauging. - Yeah, I'm 26. So I guess I'm technically to late. Wait, when do you turn 27 September 30th? Oh girl. I'm gonna be there before you. I'll let you know how it goes. I January 8th. So that's why she's 28. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm serving like May so it's like I'm on the way. Something about this age group. I am moving with so much awareness and clarity of my mistakes in the past. 100% that I truly am able to enjoy what this is. Yeah. And just living your life, being in relationships, everything, I feel so bad for younger me because I was so caught up in what I thought it felt like, what I thought it should look like, what I thought it should feel, and the perfection of it and like the Pinterest of it, and what my friends went through. Because we're y'all like big daters in high school. No, this is me. Dad asked like right now. Hey, if y'all follow me on Instagram. I'm like, hey, let's stop up. Okay, okay. Pay to you on Instagram. Thank you. Right. If you follow my ass. If you follow me, I'll be on my sneak shit. I'll be on my sneak shit. Things have been happening. Okay. We'll take it. We'll take it with us with a soft launch in the bank. And I will just say like with that context of not having high school relationships. Right. So many of my friends were dating. So many of my friends were doing the soft launch in the hard launches even like shit. I'm back in the day. We were hard launching after two weeks together. And I love that for you. Actually, I kind of love that, right? Like I feel like we don't do that. But like from our place, like regardless of the platforms we have, regardless of whatever, the child like feeling of soft launch feels like how my girls felt when they got to wear their man's jersey at school. And that's what I realized the other night. And it hit me like a truck because I was like, I don't care if it's corny. I don't care anything. What I care about is like younger me deserved those feelings of like butterflies. And like I'm excited to show you off. I'm excited to take you here. I'm excited to do that. And like that to me is so fulfilling. Yeah. Like I did not realize like how much I wanted like not that normalcy but that feeling of like it's okay for me to be geeked and excited about the little things and the fact that hey, I can post your hand on the table. And it's great. Like I'm so proud of my relationship. And I'm so proud to like all the people that ran my life. Like I love claiming them in different ways and bringing them places and doing that. But there's something about those little like secretty like fun moments that's like damn like. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. No, it is. It is for surely. It is a girl who hasn't posted. I'm like for sure. Well, no, but yeah. Nothing too. Like I think the value of where we are in person. Yeah. And what events we go to and things like that. It's like the scale of bringing someone along in that life. Like, oh my gosh, fuck going to the football games together. Like we skipped all the way to going to a fucking event. It's a girl football. Like damn. I'm glad I didn't date back that will see. No, I'm so glad they did not want my nachos. I feel like, yeah, I do feel like, you know, to anyone who, you know, you're all gotten to her first real relationship 27 years old. And here's the thing. It took, I think it took me while for a multitude of reasons to like get into my first relationship. But I will say being an observer of the shit other people went through and like, and this is not me shading anyone. This is not me. Like this is very like a personal like thing. I think for me and the reason why I waited for so long was because first off, no, no one of my nachos. Maybe if you want my nachos, it might have been different. But I think having like being able to be an observer of like the hurtful evil shit that people went through and then also on top of that, like kind of making the choice for myself that like genuinely on souls, I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone than be with something that's not meant for me, like genuinely. And like that being okay with that. Yeah. And like, and being, I'm so deadass serious. I'm not even saying that in like a inflated way of like, I'm better because I found peace within myself. No, it's just genuinely like I do think and the thing that I vowed to myself that I personally didn't want for myself. I'm not talking about anyone else. I'm just talking about for me was like, I think some people find like the status of like being in a relationship is like, I don't know. It is, I guess, like it kind of like, you know, like you might feel I used to feel when I was younger like it would change status like, you know, of like, like genuinely, like I would feel like you're just the label, like they're the label of like who I'm dating like it would just change status of things of like, I'm dateable you guys like, or whatever. And I found out like just through my mid 20s in a very serious way that I was like and through like dating people dating casually dating in like a billion different ways that I was like, I add so much value to my life already in such a serious way. And I was seeing friends go through some shit that you couldn't even like the most evil shit. And then like, the most heartbreaking thing is like people I love, bro, like my fucking dogs. My like would fucking fall on a sword for you like my day ones going back to someone that genuinely treats them like, oh my god, like if you were on fire when he even pissed on you. And like witnessing that and seeing that, I just was like, I would never want that for myself. So many of my friends in high school and stuff, they would talk about how calm their days were when they were together, but that when they were a part is when everything was like hell on earth. And it was either the fact that their partner or like, well, back then we weren't even the same partner. Like it was like my man, my man, right? But like her boyfriend would be like, you need to come over. Like you need to come over. She's like, I just want a day for me. And you know, back in the day, right? Back in the day, it was not independence and like doing your own thing was not as glamorized as it is now. I think now we really talk about a self-care day. We talk about the importance of like your relationship with yourself, but like genuinely though, the days that you're alone are far more important than the days that you're together. Because how you take care of yourself on the day that you're alone. If you're thinking about what they're doing, if you're actually like staying busy, because the thing about me, if my man's busy, I'm going to get busy. Because I do not want to be thinking about his busyness. If I'm thinking about his busyness, then what the fuck am I doing? So it's like, I got to get real busy. And that's honestly, it's not only helping me out, but it's helping me to like escape those insecurities and those things that kept me back for so many years, because I was so watching my relationship from the outside. Yeah. And now I am a present active participant in my day to day life, including when I'm with him and when I'm not with him, because if I'm not, what the fuck are we dating? Like what are we dating for? Yeah. Yeah. And I honestly feel like the biggest lesson that I learned, like when my frontal cortex, like I genuinely felt it, like bitches said, you would feel it and I was like, that stupid and I felt it. Like suddenly shit got like different, you know what I mean? But I think one of the things that like I really learned in my mid 20s type shit is like attachment and romance being like different things and scientifically being different parts of your brain, activating different things because girl like listen, like we talked about it a million times. But and not to say that I'll never date like that again, like not to say like, you know what I'm saying? Somebody to not to say and he notes, but I'm like, if one day we were like, all right, cut it, whatever. I can't tell you the next guy might literally have me like, like I don't know. I'm not saying I'm like fully realized because whatever because I'm not. But I will say like I think interestingly, like one of the most like valuable lessons that I've learned and just like dating like you're saying like in this time period and this part of our lives is like, girl, the attachment of it all. And like how are we? How can I even put my, and that's why I'm like, I'm so glad I didn't date in high school not because I'm like, girl, so the girls that dated in high school, I'm like this, you didn't know high school, I'm like, listen, peace up, a town. But I'm just like, listen, I didn't even have the perception the tools to understand like that there was even, of course, a difference. Like we were so young. So it's like attachment, attachment, attachment. You need to come here. You need to be right here. That's the only way I know that we're connected. Baby, that's attachment. Like, girl, I got in this NA. I know, I know you listening. You know tea girl. Like it's not tea. Genuinely, I got in this relationship. Baby, the first couple like months, I literally was like, it's so fucking boring. Like I'm not even like crying. Like I'm not scared. Like I obviously don't fuck with it because you know that me fucking sick. Hold on. Hold on. That's the sound of the police. This is crazy. That's the sound of the police because the real tea is, that's when I literally girl like, I had to really be like, my heart. You want that, do you want like stability love tea or do you want like attachment? Like, oh, like when he chooses me, I'm uh, and when he don't choose me, I'll fucking kill myself. I do. It doesn't matter how confident or secure or how on you are because we have it. Oh, yeah. I feel fucking bulletproof on this shit. I feel that. But that, that's still in us. Of course. And it still speaks up every now and then. Oh, if you don't think I check the following list, the location every now and then fuck fuck. But am I spending all day doing it? No. And back then in your sort, the feeling of safety and the feeling of boring. Yeah. Oh my god. And I love it. No, in a serious way, because I remember like when I was in therapy and talking about like, I was in this nasty situation. And not seeing the sense of like, that's my dog, but like, that's really should've just been my dog. - You're real. (laughs) - You know, you ever gave someone that's like, "Hey, you should've really just been my dog for real." - Yeah, we were trying to figure out how you could be my dog for real. So anyway, I just, there was a lot of ups and downs there, and I just remember my therapist being like, this shit seems more fun. Like, which one, like she just showed me a graph, like which one looks more interesting, which one looks like their shit going on. And I was like, this one, the one that's like this. And then she was like, what about this one? - Wow. - And she was like, that one's not visually stimulating. That one doesn't look like there's much going on there, but she was like, but it's the most consistent, and it's the most stable, it's the most like, and she was like, and that's like life in general. Like, I mean, you could apply that to any area of your life, right? Like your finances, your this, your that, your lifestyle. Like, oh yeah, going on last penny, and then having a ballin' out one month. - Oh, baby, I know it's not like it. - It's not fun, but it's like, damn, like, oh my gosh, I barely got here. Like, I just ran out of gas. Like, what is it? - I literally would be like, woo, yeah, like, yeah, and that's like the ball. - But also, I think we're in a constant competition with everyone, even if we don't realize it, where I'm kind of like, I used to be jealous of this person that they had all these ups and downs in their relationship, and it's like, oh, I have all these stories, all these crazy things, not jealous of the fights, but jealous of like, damn, you're feeling something and whatever, and I'm like, I love when somebody's like, so how are you guys doing? It's like, fine. - Yeah. - We just went to breakfast. - Right. - Oh, oh, oh, any new stories, anything? - No. - They're still like, and like, I feel so like, they're an old betrayal. Like, got my golden ring at me. - No, but it's different, it's different. There's, there's a stability there too, that I'm like, I think that, damn, like lately I really, I'm, I'm hearing myself talking and I'm like, lately I've been on my older tip, like lately I'm on my like, yeah, you know, like, when you get mature, like, and it's fucked up, like, I got a cigar, and I'm sorry, frontal lobe shipper real. - Well, just wait 'til our Saturn returns. We're gonna be fucking in sucker real. - Girl, I think I did somebody already, I hope. But I'm genuinely like, listen, like, at this point in my life too, it's like, listen, the time I was spending, the time I was spending, like, literally making PowerPoints, like, this is why you should fuck with me? I don't even have that time anymore. I'm over here looking at, like, Geico. Like, I'm on, I spent an hour last night on Geico and I'll say dot com. - You in love with Geico? And if we like, I'll spend more time with the Geico than my man. Like, wait. - I'm not gonna sit here looking at my foot. I mean, and again, I'm not above it, 'cause we're all doing that this time last year, just about, like, I'm not even saying, like, or whatever, but genuinely, like, there comes a time, there comes a reckoning. I'll say it like this. If you all out here dating, you got a little one soul, a little girl, a little guy, a little day, you know whatever, like, doing y'all tang, and you, like, damn, like, like, like on board. But you get a text every day, and the plans always go through. Just go see something. - Go, no. - Go see something, go feel something, because when you, like, relax into, like, the lazy river of it all, like, is it the same as, like, being in the way and then we'll jump in, and then we'll jump in, and you're like, "Oh, I'm like no." - No. - Right. - It's really different. It's different, and there's genuinely, like, scientific brain differences. It's different chemicals. It's literally different chemicals. And the anxiety going, you know, it going to do a little dopamine fix, yes, but. - We sound like Mel Robbins upstairs. - The girl. - Yeah. - The girl. - I love the river. - You gotta speak for the moments of the fucking clarity and the good too, like, shit. - It's a lot of like, shit. - No, in a serious way. I mean, like, I think too, well, first off, let me, let me, let me come to y'all with a clarification. So I put some little soft launch on my story, okay? Y'all mine? (laughing) And y'all saw my girl from the back. - Okay, because I will save, she's serving Masquiana. Okay, she's like, "I was home my kids Masquiana." Okay, she want me on a, she's Masquiana, Masquiana. She's Masquandate, okay? And that's why she's Masquandate. - You date Dr. Fauzy. - Woo! - Dr. Fauzy. Dr. Fauzy, Masquandate. So I can see why y'all thought that would gain, like, but I have a girlfriend. And I will say, y'all, that's my first rodeo, okay? - Yeah. - Can I say it's my first wool-up, wool-up rodeo? And listen, I, right. - Well, and I would go- - And I would go- - And I would go- - Well, I'm like, and trust, when it's pride, when it's pride, I'm a be who I am. - But here's the thing. I think also too, like, when, 'cause I was in my Christian bag, bad. Like real bad. And I feel like that was another part of, like, exploring myself where, like, I always thought, and this is saddest fuck to say. And if you feel this way or you can relate to this, A, look to onk, look to onk, look to onki, and like, know that there's hope, there's hope. Because genuinely, I just remember feeling also too, while dating so, like, disconnected from men. Like, genuinely, I would date, like, like, the gayest man that would allow me to date him, genuinely, like, and I'm, like, honestly, gayer. Like, I was like, bye. I want the ratio to be, like, I'm the 1%, and everyone else 99, because I feel like, for a long time, I was really, like, holding myself back from the idea that, like, I could, like, be with another girl, 'cause that did feel, like, really scary, and, like, it did feel, like, if I were to do that, that I would be throwing away, like, that last chapter, that I was, like, really still, for whatever reason, like, I don't know, Q and I talk about it sometimes, and it, it's, like, this, I don't know if you feel this way, soft, 'cause, like, you were in the church too, but, like, there's just, like, things that you, like, change about yourself, and, like, a lot of unlearning you do, and, like, I feel, like, that one thing for me, like, it almost feels like, there's, like, big brothers, like, watching you, and I feel, like, that's kind of how it felt when I was in church, like, I always felt, like, God was like, (laughs) - Yeah. - Deadass in the court. - That was like, like, the whole thing. - Yeah, right, like, how about, like, yeah. - Like, literally, baby, doll, I, like, always, like, watching and stuff, and I don't know why there was, like, this secret, like, I was like, I'm gonna do that, like, I don't know, and I feel, like, when I just really, allowed myself to, like, I don't know, like, actually, start dating girls, and, like, now, like, being in a relationship with a girl, and, like, just having that experience of, like, actual love for real, and more so, love to the side. Connection of, like, even, like, you know, just, like, dating girls in general, like, (sighs) y'all, and the propaganda is real, because they be talking their shit and, like, all this stuff, but, like, it genuinely is so, truly different, and, like, it really is so special, because it's just, like, and, like, I ain't ever really, was going connect with, like, a man, like, this for real, and I'm gonna let, oh, no, that, yeah, totally. - I'm so proud of you. Like, genuinely, though, I, and especially for you to go through it so candidly in front of a lot of people, I think we forget that, like, usually, you really get tapped in with, where you're the only person in the world with your partner, right? - Yeah. - But, like, you going through that experience like that, and, like, feeling so much of a support, too. - Yeah, totally. - That probably is so, - Right. - helpful. - Yeah, no, 'cause I was, like, moving in silence for a while, and, like, you know, I think I probably will move in silence, like, y'all know, can I really ever move in silence? Like, I don't know. I guess we'll find out. - Well, I mean, trying to move in silence already buffers, like, 90% of the work, because, like, as soon as I think I can tell everybody everything, I'm, like, telling them, I'm, like, I tuted, like, you know, I'm, like, rob, like, letting everyone know. - Yeah. - So, it's like a buffer for yourself. - Yeah, totally. - No, for sure. But, yeah. - We were very curated, too. - Especially you, you're, whenever you post on your feet and stuff, I'm like, oh, my gosh, you just set the tone for the week. - Really? - Oh, absolutely. - Oh, absolutely. - I feel like I just be dumping. I mean, honestly, like, I don't know. I feel like I be, I don't know. I think when it comes to the relationship of it all, yeah, I'm, like, there was definitely an era of moving in silence, even with myself, you know, like, my girls were there. You know, like, I literally was like, I don't know. I don't know, and they were like, but you've been hanging out every day this week. I was like, okay. Like, I literally was like, the fuck, I don't know. I don't know where I land on, like, this soft launch, the heart, I mean, I guess this is the soft launch, you know, to the girls. I'm like, to the girls and to the divas, like, y'all know T. But I don't know. I feel very, I think like, I don't know if you guys feel this way, but I think with just kind of like, the, I come to the, I come here. I come to the, we come to this place. I come to it very, like, for lack of a better, we're just like, authentically. Like, I feel like I come to it very open. Like, there's nothing that I have a problem with talking about. There's nothing that I don't share. And for some reason, I guess, just like, in dating or just dating more seriously. Like, I'm feeling a little more like protective. Or I'm feeling a little more, I think what it is is like, I have no problem, I'm processing this in real time out loud. But I have no problem, like, with myself, just like, posting shit, doing shit, whatever, whenever, whenever it feels like good or like real. But I think something about involving another person feels a little, yeah. It's bringing something up for me that's different. - I think also too, like, if they don't work in like the same industry, or like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know, it's just 'cause like, our lives are pretty public. And like, our lives, like, you know, like, we put ourselves out there, like, in like, share a lot and like a lot, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Versus like, you know, like, the person I'm dating is like, I don't know, like, they're pretty like private. Like, you know what I mean? And so like, they don't agree to hold out. - Yeah, exactly, and it's just like, you know, obviously people are gonna dig and people are gonna like, do their one too. But I'm just like, I think when it comes to, you know, putting what you put out online is then it's like out there. And then it's like, I feel like, also too, there's like the level to which you put out online. - Yeah, totally. - Like, the more you share, the more you talk about, the more like, whatever, then it's like, The Court of Public opinion, can start getting their fingers in there. And like I kind of feel, I mean, not saying that that's what you're saying, but like for me, I feel like that's also what I'm like super protective of because I'm just like, I don't know. I feel like once people start having commentary and like thinks to say and like, thing pieces and like, whoa, my fucking god, like the thing pieces, like, yeah, it's just like, once that starts happening, like I feel like, I don't know, I just don't want like outside voices or like people opinion to like sway or like even have a say or even have fucking commentary. Michaela just got to divorce the, I'm going to grise this weekend. Sure, I saw the video and she immediately in the video is like, y'all are gonna leave him out of this. You're not gonna comment about him. You're not gonna say anything. Like she set the rules. I mean, people still do. Yeah, of course. But she set the rules. It was very clear. But I'm like, once you go all in, there is no taking out. And that's what's fucking, I was literally about to say, that came my mind while I was talking as I was like, I think that is very, like even when I vlog and shit, like I like blur my windows and stuff. And it's like not even that I necessarily feel this imminent. Like I don't feel like if I post this guy, like, y'all know, I trust, I trust our community, like, ain't no tea. I'm not feeling like, oh, if I posted about it, like, bitch, it's about to be like, like not. It's just protecting it as part of your self. It's just like protecting your life and like privacy and like, you know, like the rule definitely be a time where like it makes sense to share and like, or whatever, or even if it feels good, like I just, I think I agree with that. It's just like once it's out there, because it is. It's tough. Yeah. That's the tea. There's a part of my life that is so outward. I think a lot of what my interests are, my, like what I share, cultural things, like I like pop culture, that kind of stuff. Like I share those things very candidly, like whatever. I feel like I can't cancel it. I'm like, yes. So this is my first time that I've lived alone for two years now. You talk about frontal lobe developing that up, fucking twofold, because I swear to God, living alone where you have no choice except to do what your primal urge is. And I will just say my primal urge is not suited for TV. If this is Cartoon Network, this is adult swim. Like I'm doing some crazy shit. But like when I make breakfast in the morning, blur the cam, I get up, take all your clothes off. Take off your panties. Like I sleep in the nude. Go ahead and take everything. I sleep in the nude. I make breakfast in the nude. If my shower's running, I'll run the water for 20 minutes. Sorry, environmentalists. I'm sorry. I will do better. But I will run the shower. And you know when you like go clean up, you won't run a, like a rag on the floor or some shit. I'll fold my clothes real quick and the water's still running. I'm naked. I'm sitting there on my phone like, hmm, one plus one. Like that's my primal urge. And sure I can make a bit out of that or whatever. But something about like it feels like if you're in the big brother house and you get to cover the camera for five seconds, what would you do? Right? And for me, the moments that I'm not thinking content, the moments I'm not thinking, whatever, I feel so like in tune with like my urge of what I want to fucking do and throwing like someone else in that or like a relationship in that, where it's just like, damn, what do you all want to do tonight? It's like sure we could go get Instagram mobile dinners and get fucking drinks and go show out at the bars. Love doing that shit. Love it. Love making a statement in the bars. Right? But there are times you just want to get food, send the couch and your sweatpants are sagging and you got to get in your pants with others. Of course. Of course. And that is shit that I think you have to have an off switch. And it doesn't matter what your job is. It doesn't matter what, but honest to God, you brought honest to God for real. You brought up religion earlier. Yeah. I think one of the biggest things is people that are still invested either in an active religion now or religious trauma do not have the off switch of what would I do if no other opinions were in the room? No, and that is so fucking real. Spirituality is great. I think it's a great guy to think it's honestly calm people down. It brings people hope. I get that. But at the same time, if you can't just live a damn morning and be like, shit, I'm a digger my butt. Yeah. And like that feeling and being able to loop others into that has been the biggest safe space. Yeah. Exactly. 100%. I just articulate that shit. No, you ain't that don't hurt me when I came here. I'm like, but hey, but hey, but hey, I literally don't know you. You ate that so nice. That's so nice. It's so real. I'm like, I think, no, it was literally like years of unlearning exactly that because I think to like, especially coming from this like non-denominational. Yeah. Very fucking performative background. We're like the church. Savon, I went to was the bitch if performative. Like if you looked at word up in the dictionary and like needed, you know, a video example, fucking like example, go to the fucking church. I went to like, it was so fucking performative and fake and like, I can't even like, if one day I'll deadass do a tell all like, yeah, I like like, yeah, it was like, well, they wish it was mega. Okay. If they had the budget, it would have been that energy was mega, but nobody was flying. Yeah, the energy rises in their mind. Like, yeah, trapeze act in my mind. Like, see, it was in mega, like this in the sense that there was like, it was platform platform boots, like they were in demonia. No, well, I'm like, they were in the fucking St. Laurent boots. Oh, because tell me, give me this like a girl like fuck. Oh, well, actually, let me unload the clip a little. Yeah, explain this to me, right? Because when, okay, so I found religion when I was, my parents weren't religious. I mean, my mom is Catholic, but that's very cultural because she's like Filipino. So that's like, girl, you know, Adobo. So like, she go like, in the same way she go and have like Karemen Diaz, like, Adobo, like, she go and have like the little yeah, Adobo. And she's like, also going to throw up like the sign of the cross. You know what I mean? And like, go some Hail Mary. It's like, it's cultural. Being Christian for me though was a very personal choice because when I was in high school, I was like, so fucking lost. So literally, like, Poa, Drang, Hedgehog, Drang, like, you know what I mean? Like, stoner, stoner, stoner, core. And I was just fucking lost. I was fucking lost. And so when I went and I had a huge hot falling out with my best friend, which is key. That's really how to do it. So why should like, and that was like one of the lowest moments in my life, genuinely, because like, I was like, what the fuck we go and do now? And I remember feeling so lost in my cousin's like, gun and jersey, whatever. One church really felt a sense of like, this hall makes sense. Yeah. Oh god. It was like, yeah, totally right. That shit will make you cry. Get on the money. Yeah. They brought it around. They brought it down. No, I fell to my knees like, oh my god. Yeah, totally. That's all makes sense. Okay. So there's a purpose for my life. I'm here for a reason, yada yada yada. High points. So like, really genuinely like, it was good for me because I think you need that like a sense of structure purpose. And I didn't have either of those things. And it gave me that for a little bit. Then when I became even more in it, I was like, I'm going to move to LA. There's this church here that I can intern at. And like, I'll take class at like, I'll go to college online and like, they can do both. And it'll be amazing. And like, they're fuck, they're cool. They're not like these other like fucking churches that you have to wear suit every day. Like, you could have a fucking nose ring. You can have that too. You can fucking buzz bleach your hair. That's what I had. I have the bleach in tone, the Dan Mojo bleach in tone. Frank had the Frank Ocean. Yeah, the 23 and they think they thought, oh, wait, you had a bus. Oh, yes. Oh, I'm gonna need that's the. We'll talk about mass deal. I was like, I was serving that for the front. That's to the front stems to the front. So I was like stem realness. And so when I went to this church, I really thought I was just going to like build upon what they were building. Yeah. And as time went on, I was like, you're just like papa. Like you're literally just like papa. And it was like soul crushing. They were like doing things and like spending church money that like, oh, like the sneaker. What was the what was the preachers and speakers and sneakers? That's just real. That's just real as fuck. The money, the preachers, the money's literally be like $4,000 sneakers. Oh, yeah, there'd be like pastors. Like our and preachers. No, like I'm like dead dead ass that I explain to me this. A staff member at your church working full time is getting paid. I don't know what 60,000, 50,000 dollars full time full like the person who's making the bread, like the breadwinner of their family. Yeah. And how would they have any other time to work because they're literally working more than full time. They're actually doing three people's jobs. And they're barely fucking making it. Like having to consider like, should I apply for food stamps? Like should I apply for government help? Because like I'm not making enough. And they should be doing it happily and joyfully while the head pastor has a new house bill drives a fucking Audi and literally has like fucking Cartier bracelet stack and St. Laurent boots in all this shit. And then it's preaching it on hard times and is out buying celebrity fucking people. Get like literally the celebrities that went to our church with church money like buying them gifts in shit. The establishment side of it that idea of the individual relationship and that your own relationship, you know, with whatever you believe is so important because of how quick it gets very corrupted. Yeah. When the big money, when everything. It's like shit church can just be a fucking coffee sitting in my bed, clearing my thoughts and going through the motions and not having to worry about how fucked up y'all run it over here. That doesn't represent what I'm feeling. I'll raise you one more. Have you been to a really good fucking concert? Yeah. Have you been to a really good fucking concert We're that shit literally. has you sitting after like life is worth living yeah this artist just woke it the fuck up and like renaissance tour literally renaissance or literally like genuinely woke it up in such a way like really put their heart out there yeah that had you feeling the spiritual connection of the earth what the earth yeah connecting yourself with creativity and all the amazing things and all this stuff and I remember oh my god this is recent I think it was like young leans most recent his like latest tour I like this artist young lean oh yeah young lean and Charlie yeah yeah young lean with some morphine um he his concert like really had me deep in thought for many days yeah many days many nights where I was just like laughing to myself because I loved worship still love worship music I mean you know that should hey you can get that in Phoebe Bridgers you can get that in name fucking any of the motherfuckers who sing worship music um and here's the thing when I went to his concert I was like God is in the room with us yeah and he was and they are and she is they're in the room with us real bad and I'm just like I don't know I just laughed to myself I was like what do you feel what do you feel in that moment I was just like this is what it's all fucking bow like peace peace clarity connection with everyone who was watching what I was watching and like I mean the storytelling went fucking crazy the music his music and like his evolution as an artist is like genuinely insane like it's really insane and like he knows his shit in a serious way like he's an artist for real for real and like you know there's there's showstoppers there's a Beyoncé there's a fucking Gaga Unana bitch Gaga thank you at Coachella are you fucking she flipped the cross around for no and then she flipped it back she was she was awesome there too Olivia Dean Olivia Dean she's been one that I feel like I have someone's hand on me guiding me and I'm like like like you know what I mean like yeah no like pure white glowing like orb ass aura like literally filled the room no just high off vibes high off that shit and then I don't know I just had that moment where I was like anything just even moments that you see in life anything that connects you to like we're all here for a purpose oh damn 100% just anything that can get you there that's a spiritual ass moment can I say it and notice how you not putting anybody down you don't have the money cut going around girl and we're all here smiling and happy and I completely agree with what the fuck you're saying yeah that is like the idea of community the idea of uplifting the idea of fucking finding your piece I don't look young lean like like if you told that to some church lady she'd have a hard attack what do you mean you got a young lean no but like I get what you mean it's like 100% you don't think to look I mean yeah literally everywhere they say literally everywhere that's really the place for happiness before I say my next thing y'all know I always got a preference to space with like I am mortality Barbie I'm existential dread Barbie the only way to literally like drag my shit about the void a lot of times is like you know I'm serving a little bit of Gen Z absurdism can I say you know where it's like the void be so fierce and I'm like well why wouldn't we like live laugh love and have so much fun because it's like shit temp so it's like I don't know so I say that before I say this next thing but I'm just like y'all bitch I see God when I say my friends we hit flow state on YouTube I see God if you if you ever really need to see you know thinking about God is like a feeling as a creation is kind of like a a feeling less than a person of judgment maybe in my case y'all ever look at a tree for real yeah y'all ever look at a tree and genuinely be like there's like symmetry here there's like symmetry that came out bitch I see God when I literally cut into a strawberry I'm being so serious I'll cut into a strawberry and literally be like what the fuck like that's just like was made it was just like created and then I get to eat it and it's like sweet what the fuck cool shit what I'm here because I'm honest what honest patterns the patterns and the girl snowflakes girl the Fibonacci girl the snowflakes of like like I'm just like if you ever sometimes when I just really if you ever want or need to feel connection or just like feel like a part of this greater thing I'm like it's really all around like sometimes I even think about wind like when wind touches my shit a breeze I'm like what the fuck like I would be like what the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the fuck was that what was that the joint on the first of breath girl no maybe nothing there's no you like the fucking wind I'm like yeah yeah yeah bitch a cloud like sometimes you really have to because I also feel like we always have to contextualize it would just like the time that we live in which is like simulation simulation simulation like even just the idea of the church being like over here over here over here like you know like that just like attention tease it's like when you really boil it all the way back down bitch like not even just throw some water on the fucking stove no pie is like unplugged the essentials of life and truly what it is and I used to think people were still lame when they said that honest to god real where they're like I went camping I still don't get down with the camping but like when they're like oh I went the camping no phone I'm like the what the fuck do you do you know right now I really do get it like the silence and like things like I miss hearing cicadas in the city also Chicago you can't see the stars because there's so many lights yeah buildings and like I was just in Arizona girl and it was all right but I you could see the stars and I had like a really bad anxiety chunk the past couple months of just like I felt very emotionally deregulated in like a mean nervous system was that yeah cortisol beta blockers on yeah like going through something like that I was so grateful when I cried watching eternal sunshine and spotless mine yeah I was so grateful to see the stars and feel something I was so grateful to look at the trees look at the snowflakes because I think so easily we get swept up in that over stimulation over consumption over fucking everything's everywhere and I mean it's good to pay attention to those things and be tuned in but you also have to value like fuck I can think enough to breathe right now and I think enough to cry and like think enough to live and like I yes I think it's the point of connection but like the connection with those things like they're always going to be there like yeah powerful like the three percent have a fucking preference for who they hang with yeah they're just there so you just walk up and you're just like you touch in the DM thing like shit and that's so true like I especially living in the city I think we lose that piece yeah no 100% because we used to we used to drive like an hour to go to the beach and it's like yeah there is just the idea of like creation and just being a part of like this thing and just being like a part of like the fabric the tapestry of like something bigger it's like it's always there and it's always like accessible and that is awesome like I don't know that's gonna make me cry people talk about that being corny and stuff and I'm sorry but like that's the shit I need right now yeah no because genuinely like for real for real when it when you boil it all down like in the in the most serious of ways it's like if we ain't got that we have nothing we genuinely I swear to God you have nothing yeah you literally have nothing and I think like kind of going back to the relationship situation up at all like I feel right right in just in in this doing this like big ass loop I'm like right beautiful yeah where we play about how the creation of the universe and I have something to show you guys like too so like okay just know that yeah and I think like for me what really like sat it up straight in my spirit like for being in a you know a singleness of 27 years what really like I mean like some people would look to that and be like that's desolate and like that's this and that's that's some others me being others um me as well yeah I'm just like no those are like I'm still living the best years of my life but the best 27 years of my life genuinely because community connection friendship friendship community connection connection yeah you have to build yourself up to be able to actually give yourself to someone even in like an energy way or anything you got to figure out you had 27 years like fucking curation before you yes and also just like I feel like some people like I don't know when they talk about a relationship or like a partner or something and they're like they're what holds me up they're what like holds me they're the glue they're the glue girl nigga listen ain't no glue I love having you my yeah that's my bookster okay I got my glue okay I'll show you my glue right mother fuck girl now bitch all point out my glue right fucking now because listen on souls genuinely they're gonna try and give you some propaganda okay they're gonna try and give you some propaganda about pummel this meet your lifetime connection meet have you ever had a best fucking friend genuinely genuinely have you ever had a and I listen 27 years under my belt okay yeah so I'm like hey some nights we're giving this okay so I'm not sure like let me grab my own yeah I'm gonna love with her guys I would have been like yeah girl come on I know ain't no it's But like in my days bro, like the days that glued me together and held me shut My bat my bat bring your baddest bitch out My baddest bitches were in the room. Yeah, 100% and I'm like that Gift of life On some sex and they should on some just like I didn't have that though well But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, let me you really have me But you literally have me like in tears right now like How real this shit and people don't fucking talk about this enough like it is so important to have you Thank you 100% well, and you gotta if you gotta find some Relationship with me. I'm like bitch shut up. I don't see and everything girl. I literally walked in the door. I said You get baggage get lost with the airport drop it off your door like I was like that's oh Girl that shit bitch Literally be having me like you a bitch Find out shit about yourself real late. They have it is like humbling, but I can't fight it Funny as shit because I just you think you can't teach an old dog new tricks. It's like shit I got a new trick every day. I got it. I'm like, damn girl And shout out like me and mine's I'm serious like an unoffendable like the most patient because I literally be like Get off get it's like oh my god, that's I'm sorry. I didn't mean that you live in a lot of money is gonna get only I'm like you're a baby. I'm like three days deep Oh honey, I'm three days deep bitch. I literally woke up this morning light Y'all know mental in the same real, right? Y'all know y'all making that shit up. I be like listen you to eat a peach and that it wasn't repression Oh, no like y'all need a passion girl. Oh, girl therapy Like that's it got me waking up so I'm sugar bear her. I'm like girl sugar bear her Genuinely like because I'm like listen y'all been on the journey. I'm still unpacking boxes of my shit down Wake up in the morning. When I wake up in my own pink world like when I literally wake up and I Get to do whatever the fuck Girl getting the ain't nobody in the bathroom. I promise you that ain't nothing. I'm literally like Getting ready for two hours who feel like damn what where are you going to an event? I'm like, no, I was going to grow Thank you took two hours to grow. I got the TV on thank you. Thank you girl. I'll say it. It is kind of sexy. It's kind of sexy No, get it sexy. It's sexy until I see a spider than I'm like, but take your time Cuz I'm like mama Like this morning Like literally TV on in the living room phone on in the bedroom like fuck it like I was just making noise Just being loud and naked. He's okay. I'm just loud this shit Very sound machine like your own sound machine girl this silence like I live it was like hello Hello, hello my mom was snoring. We just went to Disney World. Not too long ago my mom was snoring in the hotel room She was sick. I'm gonna give her a tins right. I'm gonna give her those Adville and that night well in those pants But she was sleeping next to me and I was getting so damn frustrated. I didn't want to wake her up I put in my headphones talk about a fucking strangle warning honey. I wake up Like wrapped around my neck But I have my headphones in and I put box fan sound effects on Fucking YouTube on loop and they would play an ad-vill ad in that they play Whatever and I'm in a box fan side effects. I'm out here loud as shit. I was like I kind of get the whole sound machine. Oh Yeah, people now because when I'm not in my sound machine my 400 square foot sound machine. Yeah, I mean, right I got mama. I've been looking for like two months. I've been looking for two months I genuinely saw 40 50 and I got Lucky if you want to come to my side of town right you get Oh, yeah, I'm like yeah real bad. Are you still same place? Yeah, okay? Yeah, you'll get well listen There's a spot right by me right now. That's all my block. Yeah, open Yeah, are you thinking about it? Are you gonna stay? Come on don't play listen. Here's the thing it can be a rough drive I really want a Apartment in Chicago that is above a storefront and what I mean by that is I don't care if the bathroom is visible pipe I don't care. It can be dirty. It can be What's it called the sinks that are like this? You know the gypsy rose thing, but she's like I want my body to be built like that No, but the fountain like oh, oh pedestal sink. Yeah, but I want like a pedestal sink and like visible pipe That was a long way to get there. Just your own Take a left, but no, it's like I want like a really ugly bathroom open huge thousand plus square foot like just where how see Studio in Brooklyn millennial optimism I want one of those kind of places here, and I don't know if I can find that here. Yeah, you can oh, well you can move Okay, but have you been to have you been to um the art district in downtown, right? Cuz I'm like the art district is honestly like if I were to move listen You think about downtown. There's pockets. Okay. There's what What's what's the park? What's it called? I keep wanting to say South Park. Oh my car. They're park. No, it's South Park Right in downtown. I think it's called that. Yeah, South Park where it's like actually Oh, yeah, okay, so South Park right here is like the safety zone like I would say like if you stayed in South Park like It's pretty, you know chill vibe you can walk around do your big one What restaurants are you seeing in there computer? Well if you're just going for a studio two and fucking expo I mean if you're going for just like a studio period, girl, just go to k-town But I'm but I'm saying please sleep place E because I was gonna say lit you could literally do k-town They will charge you $500 cash. It's like you keep it pushing actually. I feel like South Park two is like you can get a Fire deal in these places because there's like a lot of units, but you could get the like fantasy You know what I mean? Yeah, I think also so then like if you do the little jump to the arts district I like places that are older and have like some creaky pipes I can hit my fantasy of solo living Carrie Bradshaw Putting my shoes in the oven for extra storage kind of stuff if I'm in an older apartment if I'm in that marble gray floor Bus now you need to go to k-town moment. I can't get the fantasy. Well, I'm like honestly what you want to do that is move by me because But like you I would say like move like up. I know but I'm like if he goes like more up to where it's like Chits all around okay, yeah, I need to discover this place outside of coming up here to go to wio and pink wall I need to discover L.A. And I trust y'all to show I'm like because I'm just like if he stays in South Park I'm like you're right there. We're right there. I'm like I district like you know you'd hop in well and there's a train So you could like you know Chinatown. There's a train that takes you to Disneyland to see that there's a train that takes you straight to Anaheim. Yes girl a train here. Yes girl. That's what I'm saying and you live here. There was one in Long Beach, too I saw a tick-tock of a young lady taking the train from L.A. to Anaheim and everybody's like oh, why don't you just drive? I'm like no letter. Cook. I get what she's saying. Yeah Oh, that drive is the drive is fucking fierce and also I'm like if y'all want to have the marcha fucking The marches so you cocktail that where the hell's that? Can I send you something to play? Which place? It's a DC a mama DC a Can I show you guys something? Do you have time? You don't have time honey? I'm we're here We're here and I just show you all something like really quickly and then like I'll shut the hell up forever Yeah, okay, and we'll and we'll be talking about this off camera because I'm like we'll tell we'll we'll give you the lay of the land We can send it. No fucking close date. Yeah, right. Oh, it's sending. We always do. That's what I'm saying. Can you please just come here? I'm okay. I'm gonna be more intentional for one about visiting and You can always stay with me. Yeah, exactly and say I need to I need to do these trips more like Can I show you guys something because I watched this in bed last night, and I just want everyone to see it We just need a talk. Have you seen this? Have you seen the compilation? Okay, perfect. Yeah, y'all thank y'all for tagging me in this ability and talk. Oh perfect. I'm putting the damn jokes You want to talk about 2016? What do we call that nymphs? Here's my question. Am I ever gonna see you without make up on that's my Oh, so there's like a list of people that you're gonna snap all this to I'm just the first one on the list of people that you're gonna send it - This is like valid crash out. - We still got a lot more learning to do about each other first. - Is this access? (laughing) Last beat just played. - That caffeine started to get. - Just get a smiley face. I don't get a flirtatious like winky face. - I don't get a smiley face. - Much, much motherfuckin' man, thank you. - Ooh! - I mean, it's not like, you know. - It's not like that again. (laughing) - I appreciate the fact that you took the time to take a fucking picture. Oh! (upbeat music) - He's gonna go ahead and take everything off. - Driving away. - You would've laid up, you would've laid up, you know. - You would've laid up musically. - I'm walking in the middle of the street about to get on the subway. I would, I really would. You're gonna have to do this all by yourself. I'm trying to, oh, trust me. - So, you're gonna show me how you square your life. - Me to my ketchup bottle, every day. (laughing) - That lighting. - You let me know what I can do to make this better. (screaming) - Why can't you do an hour? (laughing) Why can't you do an hour? - If I, this, the day, the way it turns to dark like a tanner. (laughing) - Uh-oh. - When did that happen? - When did it happen? (laughing) - It changed as long as shit. - It changed as long as it was. - Okay, and I'm just gonna say that. - The tanner is hooded up on the couch and sending me right now. - So I have to play it back. - One more time. - No, I'm okay. - No, but there's something about him during that era. I'm just gonna say it, to all the boys I love before. - That was his best word. - Oh my, well, honey, that's his only word, no shade. But like, that was like, uh. - Well, no, 'cause y'all bitches didn't see it. - What about Sierra Burgess? - Oh, no! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That soundtrack, there was like AliEx, Sabrina, Carpenter, like every, they called, they called, bring out your baddest bitch. They've literally brought everyone out for that soundtrack. And then I watched the plot and she like, she was like evil. Like, she like did a bunch of crazy shit and she was like, is that her name? - Yeah. - I haven't watched that since the first time. That should be a damn Patreon rewatch, some of it. - No, that shit, yeah. - But she, Noah was playing a nerdy version of himself that he was like ripped. So he was like, I mean, I guess I can take a short list picture and then he took it. I'm like, this didn't work in the same way that that, to all the boys I love before, get your ass in the hot tub and straddle me, shit. I was literally watching that, like, like, who is this? He was the hottest one on the block board. - Oh, that whole summer. - Baby, y'all bitches don't remember when Noah sent me. - Four fucking burgers, he was working down. - Bitch, he worked, not see. - Listen, he walked, it's not see. - Oh, Jacoba Lordy could run. - Oh, what happened to the crazy person? - They saw Swap. - 100%! - 100%! - No, and that's what's fucked up is that one, whoever leaked those goddamn Snapchat videos, like, honestly, bitch, like, on that one. - Back to back with the, with the, with the speech. - 'Cause you look at that face card. - Baby, fake it, girl. - Pull all the boys I love before you couldn't read him not nothing. - Oh, and she's beautiful too. - Oh, she's fucking beautiful. And also the sister got a spin off. - I have not watched ExoKitty, girl. - 'Cause why would they name it that? - Well. - No, and see, hold on. - I'm getting in. - What was this, 2015? What was this, 2017? - 2015, 2015. - 2016, 2016. - Oh, and that was so messy, and the girl took the fucking scrunchie. For instance, she was like, here's your scrunchie back by the way, nasty. - No, and here's the thing. - That was terrible. - Literally, those Snapchat's or what derailed this shit. - No, when they leaked those videos that she was over with. - I think it was genuinely. - She didn't come back. It's like, it's not what you do for others, it's what others, but you do, I mean, others do for you. Others. I'm like. - 'Cause he had to say something. - He hit it out. - Y'all, Y'all didn't let me do that. - He did that. - He did that, mom and baby. - He hit the bum of me and gone on stage. Like, 'cause it's not what, it's not what you build the bear is with the bear build for you. I'm like. - Well, 'cause that, - Run it back. - Hearing him, y'all. - You know, I'm hearing how you just seal them lips. - No, because now, what does that mean? - That was like, very much so, hey, hold on, hold on, he, he had that weird beard era. - Shit, type in 2027, let's see what he's going on. - Oh. - So that's Noah's art. - Uh. - Hold on. - Bald? - Oh. - Oh, I remember that. - We got Nathan Momoa at home. - Like, what the fuck you talking about? - That one. - That is my fella. Jason Momoa. - Wait, he got it turning it with the little, with the leaf out, with the leaf out. - He got the leaf out out. - You're an Oscar's my ass, Oscar Myer. - You're an ass. - Where is he going there? - Don't fire words. - What's the last thing he's been in it? Now let me hear my words, because I just got this thing. - He wasn't something, he wasn't something, recently I remember. - Oh. - He's an Oscar award winner. - Right. - What the fuck is this? - He's going to be in the Street Fighter movie. - There's a show that's what this movie is about. But, let's see what else. - I'm walking in the middle of the street for you. - No, right, I'm just honestly, I'm honestly sick that like, they dropped that they leaked those videos and he ain't never work again. Like, that really got me fucked. - 2022. - Bring him back Netflix, sign him on for a deal. - Well, 'cause Netflix was using him down boots for, 'cause y'all don't remember Swite either. All came out in the same like eight months. - Oh yeah. - Y'all don't remember that? - No, they were. - 2018, he signed like an exclusivity deal with Netflix for like, fucking two years and then they were like, why do you ask your cheeks where? - No, a big. - 'Cause why? And that's just dirty, 'cause like Snapchat. We were all setting shit, we didn't think. Snapchat was false advertising, like, I don't know. - I tried. - You know a bit. - 'Cause he did. - To be, to be tried to do what they did with him with Noah Beck with the quarterback. Thank you. To be. - And then the book didn't take all this and everyone. - Can I sleep? Bring back tween movies. - They're trying it. - They're trying. But maybe there are no tweens in them where they got ticked off. - Well, hell no, 'cause they lookin' like Jason Momoa. - Oh. - Oh my god. - It's just like, we need to bring this back. If Netflix brought him back seat, they'll knew Muppet thing they're doing with Sabrina Carpenter. God damn it, let him do it. - Okay. - Bring him back to the space. - I don't know why that's the only gig I could think of for him. But it's dead. I don't know. - You can't do that after your Squirt video. - I think, well, you just can't. It's fucked up. - Have you ever tried this one? - I thought that was so cute. Sabrina was like kind of naughty, but-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And Ms. Piggy was like-- - It's a Squirt video of them. - How? - One of us has to change. (laughing) - I need to watch it. - Oh, he was in black at him. - Oh, love. - Did you see the Ms. Piggy video where the assistant came in and fixed Ms. Piggy's hair? And she goes, "How's it looking?" And she's like, "You're getting there." She goes, "You're getting there. "You must be new." (laughing) - I'm fucking fine. - Because let's wake up Ms. Piggy. - Damn. Did she look at Ms. Piggy or was she looking at Ms. Piggy moments? Like, period. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, she went to Washington. - She went to, recently, she went to Washington. - Thank you. - 10 years ago. - That she was on, I'm like January. - What? - I'm like January. - She was in Washington, then. Thank you. - I'm like, okay. It storms the capital. That's what we do. - Oh my God. - That's a good special. - Mickey sorts the capital. - Oh my God. - She could handle it. - Oh, Ms. Piggy would have had them in the room. - The bitch. - She was a snap to finger. - She mama. - Not that puppet finger and everybody out. - Is everybody out? - Everybody would have been like. - Out. - My bad, my bad. - My bad, for real. - Oh, I love her. - We'll fuck. - Oh, now. - Like, we're literally dropping in. - We're going to take a good nap after this. - She don't like her. (laughing) - I'm really like, uh. - I mean, like, that's what I mean. I gotta have you in my city out all the way. - Right, right. - I can't handle it. - I mean, if you gotta hold down, if you gotta hold it down, I get it. - I just need, I just need to book more trips just for shit. - Yeah, write that shit off. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Thank you. - Are, will we be seeing you at Beaverchella? - Yes. - Really? - I'm coming back, baby. - Oh, thank you. - Do you know what? - Is an elephant heavy. I'm coming back. - Thank God. - Thank God, thank God. - Do you have your plans arranged or? - Yes. - Oh, we'll be king about that. - But, I'm gonna have a little Airbnb moment. And the other thing is, all of my outfits this year, last year, I really, I'm just gonna say I didn't try, 'cause I did try, but they didn't land. - Oh, I was gonna switch what, it's no shade. I do, I do. - We're going this year too? - Yes. (laughing) - Baby, baby, we're gonna be. - We'll be king, we'll be king. - Okay, we're gonna hit it like this. - Right. - I'm doing flower crown one one day. I'm doing studded belt. These glasses one day for Beaverchella. I'm doing like, I really, I don't care. I want Coachella this year to be a Vanessa Hutchins off. - I really do. - I have a clue about it, say you're channeling Vanessa. - I can't wait. And I don't care how I look in it for childhood me. I wanna do the Coachella that I saw all over the place. - Yeah, like I need to find like a halter top cross shirt. - Yep, I can not wait. I got one of those shirts that has like the ripped up back. - No, honestly. - I'm gonna get back either way. - But no, if I wanna be nasty with the poochie outfit, I'll get high-waisted shorts studded. - That. - And converse. - I'm like, yeah. - Bitch converse, you ain't. Well, yes, so period, girl. Do you have anything to plug for the girls? - Check out my podcast on YouTube under TNR1036. It's just me, so there's a whole lot of. - Thank you. - A lot of rain blue. - No, it's genuinely, it's genuinely like, probably my favorite podcast. I mean, like I just am addicted to you period. Like real bad, that's what I mean. I'm really trying to force your way into my city like. - Right, come. - And we'll let you come in your own time. I've learned to come in your own time, but I'm just saying. I know there's like being here in like the new set of it. Oh my gosh. - No, 'cause the last time I saw you guys it was old set up and that was the first time we, well, not the last time I saw you guys, but the first time, first episode was the first time we ever met. - Yeah. - Which is crazy. 'Cause now we've only, it's only our fifth, fourth time right now. That's crazy. Like, but no, it's like, it's, yeah, I'm really, - Really, really grateful and it's been so fun. - And we're just as such a similar-- - Yeah, our vibe, our space. - Yeah, no, I'm like, when it's a cut, it's a cut. - I love when shit connects. We synced on that. - Yeah, for real, and thank God, like actually-- - What we just think of on it. - But day 16 living alone, we gonna see if we're still synced, 'cause-- - Day 16, I'm really gonna have a mohawk. Like I'm like, y'all, it's just like, I'm really about to shake my chin and walk around barefoot with the fuck. - Yeah, we talk about the raffle thing, like what? - Yes, well, the little spider in my kitchen window, like, hey girl, what's up, oh, okay. (laughter) - Okay, well-- - Well, wait, what's your neighborhood watch? What's T? - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Honestly, two things. If you want a really good queer show, if you're on that heated rivalry kick, you can still keep your HBO Max subscription and watch Looking on HBO. - T. - It is an all gay show plus some, allys and it's based in San Francisco. - I'll be watching this. - Is it the perfect gay show? I don't think there is a perfect gay show, but it's a thinker. And it's two seasons, and then the third season got turned into a movie, in which I rarely see. And I honestly, I would say looking as my neighborhood watch, and also let's just give some Olivia Dean love. Like, that's my neighborhood watch on that. Come on, best neighbors. - I'll be tapping into both of those things. - (screams) - Like-- - Mama, what is my neighborhood watch? Oh shit. Okay, I did watch the America's Next.Model documentary. I don't know if I would say it's my, I would say it's my neighborhood watch from a documentary perspective. Is it my neighborhood watch to feel light and love and joy? No. - They were doing ghettoes. - They, there's a lot to say. There's a lot to say. I can't even get into it right now. But if you're somebody who likes documentaries, I think it was a pretty solid documentary. So, I'll wreck that for now. - Neighborhood watch, Noah Centenio. - Right. Noah Centenio Airport video. - Airport video. - Yeah. - Did I already say love is blind? - I did, but you could say it again. - Oh yeah, you could say it again. - I just started watching it. - I'll literally rewatch it with you because crazy shit's happening right now. And it's like I'm scratching my skin. Like I should be crazy. My, I almost said my therapist. Ooh, go ahead, put that phone down. Maybe put that phone down. My boy, the psychology in Seattle, who was a therapist who has a fucking YouTube channel. He's watching it right now. And his first title was like, it was like scary. Like I forgot what he said, but I was like, oh, if Dr. Kirk Honda is shook, then like I know it's just like-- - Dude, dude, dude, this season, genuinely. Oh my God. I mean, also tell me lies. This isn't phenomenal. - Right. - I haven't seen that either. No, I'm like, there is like a Steven DeMarco on this season. And like, if that means anything to y'all, so it's just like, yeah, fuck. - It's, this is definitely one of the seasons that's had, like I've seen every single season. I've seen UK, like I watched this show, like it's my full-time job, which also shout out to my trainer Cole. Next time I watch this, my trainer's friend puts us like a blanket on her TV. - Yeah, I've seen that. - So it's like, so it's like you're watching it, like how they're watching in the pods where you can't see them at all. You're just hearing their voice, and I'm like, that'd be interesting. Anyways, with that being said, this season's fucking nuts. Like Ohio has some nut jobs. We, I would have had Skibbie, Ohio, Riz, Toilet, like I already knew that would happen. This season, they have some Skibbie, mother-fucking, Ohio-like. And it's trumped everything in the share of four. - Oh, all right. - All right, well. - Dressful week of neighborhood wide. - No, I'm like, okay, sorry guys. Like I guess we all know. - What? - Bluey. - No, what's the bluey? - What's the gray? - Oh, it's caroling, right? - I'm getting into it fresh, but just the casting alone, I'm just gonna say, and also I love when I watch a series that's about a historical event that I don't remember. That was like the OJ Simpson series. I didn't know shit about it. - Tee. - So when the glove didn't fit, I was like, whoa. (laughing) - Bitch, I'm dead. - That's a thing. - With Jeff Cage, you got to go with the Ellie. - Wait, what? - Wait, what? - He's on. All right. - What could possibly go wrong? - Like real? - You know, I'm just. - Tits you in the glove. - You're gonna be fit for all I know, I'm crying. - Damn. - Damn. - I'll watch in the trial like, wait, what the fuck? Well, at the beginning it always says it's like, part of this is real, and some of this is dramatized. I mean, I couldn't tell you where the line blurs. - Right. - That's why they need to be careful with that shit, because I literally be like, did you know that, did you know they'd be like, girl, that didn't happen, I'm like, oh. - Oh. - Okay, so, oh. - Right. - It's like Ryan and I'm literally like, that happened. - That happened, no. - Girl. - You know Ryan. - Girl, you know he played. - Ryan just wants the hot guys, and Bella, and he'd be like, go ahead and take everything off of me. - You know what? - I'm like, well. - What else we got to watch? - Shit. - Blui, blui, blui. - Right, literally. - Blui, blui, blui. - Literally. - Thank you. - We'll love you guys. - We'll see you here next week. - YouTube. - Tangent pod. - Tangent pod. - Tangent pod. - Well, y'all know where to find us every Wednesday. - Right. We love y'all A. We'll see y'all later. Again, guys.