Girl Breaking Bad | Son of a Boy Dad #407

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Canva? Canva. Canvas. What's Canva? Canva's the app. Yeah. What's that make? It's a photo editing app. Yeah. We went to Canva for lunch. We put ourselves in sepia tone. But it's just to go like have like a hot garlic and then just be like, let's talk for an hour. Yeah, let's soil our microphones. I didn't eat all mine. Okay. I went with the. Smart route. Oh, you guys, I mean. What do you want? I don't want to put you guys on blast. What? We all went, all of us, our three producers, us three, we all went to Canva. We all ate our bowls. Okay. I think we all kind of like dabbled with our bowls. We didn't go too crazy on them. Not one other person? You boys ate the full bowls and then you guys, I think both ate like six cookies each. Are you trying to shame me for finishing my food? No, I'm shaming you guys for being like. Because you guys are always like, oh my God, I'm so tired. After I eat lunch. It's like, well, yeah, you're leaving out the 900 calories of cookies that you took down too. I don't remember a time where I've ever said I'm so tired from eating lunch. Oh, it's like. I think you're thinking of you. I don't eat lunch, guy. You're just. You're just tired. I literally said to Tyler when we were in line, I was like, this is why I don't eat food during the day. Because you get tired. No. I've got plenty of energy. That's why I'm having a Phoenix right now. Yeah, because you need energy. I want more. You do intermittent hunger strikes. Yeah, pretty much. You know there's intermittent fasting? Yeah. I do it the wrong way. Yeah, but. But what about what we did? Like, we went. We got food as a group, and then I went on a solo mission to bring us back cookies. Us. And instead of. What? You and Francis. Everybody's had cookies except for you. Is that true? I know Mac hasn't. It's worse than drugs. I know Mac has nibbling. He's at least. He's at least catching a scent. No, Mac doesn't eat sugar. He said that. Yeah, because he's trying to get jacked. Like, what is your excuse? I'm trying to get jacked, too. I'm trying to do a team-building, like, meal and then dessert together. I'm trying to get jacked as well. You're not. Yeah. You're not, though. Mac's in the fucking Iron Dome. He's in the jungle. What would make you happy? Everything. No, but I mean. The world. What are you. What's really gawing at you right now for you to attack us for eating? Lunch. Lunch. Nothing. And then cookies and providing cookies. Nothing is feeling bad or anything. I was really kind of just making fun of you boys for your midday cookies. I had half of one cookie. Nah, that's. Don't lie to yourself. I'm not. To me and yourself. I'm not, bro. You can lie to me all you want. It's just these fantasy stories, this Puff the Magic Dragon story you want to tell about me eating stacks of cookies. I mean, I watched you take down. When I had perfect restraint. A sheet cake of cookies. When I had. A tray of cookies. Incredible restraint. I had half of a seven gram cookie. He went six for me, six for you. And even if I had had more cookies, which I didn't, in what world is this not America where I could just indulge to my own extent without being like, without having your fucking watchful eye on me? You're talking about being tired eating. No, I'm not. You're talking about that. You're talking about being tired and eating. What are you saying with tired? I'm running by surprise. And you're hammering home the garlic and the chicken. But you're leaving out the cookies. You didn't say tired, though. I didn't say tired. You said tired. I was getting there. I think you just lay tired over everything. I lay. I connect you two with food and being tired. You see the world through half-masked eyelids. Food affects you guys like I've never seen. Like, it affects me in a way. What are you fucking talking about? No, it doesn't. Yeah, Francis. I'm hungry all the time, but I don't. You eat a bite of red meat and you're running for the hills. What are you talking about? Projectile vomiting. That's not a bite of red meat. That's three flanks of zebra. You know, I overeat. I binge. And then I have problems. But, dude, by the way, again, yeah, my relationship with food isn't perfect, but I really feel like this is something. It's a projection. You're having. You have forever issues. I feel amazing. I feel like $1,000. You talk about having diarrhea the way that, like, someone living in malaria-riddled Africa. I don't have diarrhea anymore. I've been taking fiber gummies. So now I just have solid poops, but there's a lot of them. Like, six a day. Yeah, you poop like a toddler who's had too much milk. Yeah, pretty much. You just poop like a fucking bag of marbles every day. Nothing a little phoenix can't take care of. So, Doug Baldwin, the comedian, he's the guy that wears the little tiny glasses and talks about shadow force? Yeah. You seen this guy? I think so. He's the funniest guy on the internet right now. I don't know Doug Baldwin. The tiny glasses sound familiar. And he wears the little tiny glasses. He wears the black beret, the red shirt. Are you sure he's not the receiver from the Seahawks? Yep. I'm thinking of Doug Baldwin on Instagram. Because, look, I just looked up Doug Baldwin, and look who comes up. Yeah, well, you'd have to add the little comedian. I just looked up Doug Baldwin. This guy. Comedian. This guy is the funniest guy on the internet, right? Oh, I have seen this brother. This guy kills me so fucking hard every time. Every clip. And he talks a lot about irritable bowel syndrome. Oh, he has it too? Mm-hmm. Brother's got a beret. That's a sick hat. Yeah. And sick glasses too. Looks like Jack Harlow. Yeah, what's going on with you? What's going on with Harlow right now? All I want to do is spend some time alone with you, you know I want to. But he's a, what do you mean what's going on with him? I don't know. He's riding around, city biking, making music. I feel like every time I see him now, it's just him like walking down the street looking real swaggy. Looking like a soul brother. He's a soul brother now. He's ascended into soul brotherdom. But I've never seen that. I've never seen someone announce that they're like transitioning into soul like that. Like he made a, it was like a statement. People transition all the time. I think that he just was leaving behind some of the aesthetics that were traditionally coupled with being a white rapper. Makes sense. No, he's a soul brother. What's this brother Baldwin on? Is he on the same type of shit as Harlow? No. Can we click a clip? He's incredibly funny. Oh, he can't listen. He can't listen. Is there any, is there any physicality to his humor that I might appreciate just by seeing him? He speaks in this funny voice and he kind of, I don't even really know how to, he's very original. I don't know how to describe it. Kind of plays up this like a hyper masculine special forces character, but it's preposterous. He's a response to the manosphere. I'm quite surprised that neither of you two has heard of this guy. I told you I've been bricked. Did you hear how I used has there? Yeah. Do you know why I did that? It's the correct answer. Neither of you has. Yeah. Why is that? Cause it's, uh, both of you guys. No, neither means you have to assign each subject as a singular. So neither has, neither you nor you have, but it's, it's, uh, yeah. So does that make sense? You understand now, Ron? Now I seem to, uh, now I seem to be getting it. That's how I would have used it too. Can you re-explain it too? And just different since you know it already. He just has explained it. It's the subject verb agreement. A lot of people think neither is plural, but it's, uh, it evaluates a singular, multiple singular subjects. Yeah. How do you keep that sharp? How do you keep that muscle working? That seems like that was almost like, like a puzzle. It's fun. I get off to this stuff. I know nobody else does, but it's fun. No, I like it. I like it. I like, uh, I like grammar and I like English a lot. Um, great language. So much better than French. Sure is. Sure is. Would you say is English the hardest language? - No. - What is it, Mandarin? I don't know what it is, but I think like Persian is really hard to learn. Farsi. Yeah. Sorry. That's what I meant to say. Farsi. Farsi. Yeah. That's a tough language. It's very, very hard, I think. Arabic. Yeah. There's languages that are in dialects that are impossible. I tried to learn Arabic for like a day. How did you try? Duolingo. Shit was hard. Didn't even make sense. Which one? Arabic. Yeah. Farsi. The problem, too, with Arabic is that there's so many different dialects of it. So like you can, most people will learn the Egyptian standard. That's kind of the like basic one. But I think that even if you're speaking like Arabic in Morocco, which is only a couple of countries over. It's completely different. It's very hard to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do a couple of Duolingo lessons of it and the coffee table starts levitating. It was really difficult. It's a lot of oohs and ahs. It was the whole first day was just ooh, ah. Ooh, ah. I swear. That's Arabic? For like 30 minutes. Really? Yeah. And then I was like, I don't think I'm going to get anywhere with this. Good for you for trying. That's cool. Yeah. I thought it was going to be. Because I thought it would be a really funny bit to show up to the podcast one day and be able to speak fluent Arabic. That is a good bit. I think this is when I was talking about becoming Arabic or becoming a Muslim. Becoming Arabic is even funnier, though. Yeah. Becoming a Muslim. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's. There is. There is strength in becoming a Muslim man. Of course. I bet Doug Baldwin probably has some Muslim roots. Well, where did that. When did that happen? This was a while back. Uh huh. I forget what it was. It's funny. The little bit that I was doing. I was away for whatever, two weeks. And then I'm back for an hour. I really missed talking to you guys. Totally. And then you attacked us about lunch. And I was like, oh, now I remember what this is actually like. It was just a baseless attack. He was like. You guys are always tired. It's like, when in my life have I. I'm a high energy individual. The only time I've ever seen you tired, Roan, was right after you had twins. Yeah. And it. I was surprised you weren't more tired. Yeah. I'm high energy. Pandering. Pandering. Pandering. Complimenting. Pandering. He's tireless. Spend an hour with twins. That's the proper usage of tireless as well. Yeah. No. Yeah. I was just. You're just being nasty. I was being nasty. I was being nasty because you wanted the sugar and your body can't proselytize it. Yeah. You're right. I can't. You're probably fucking fiending for the sugar. You had a little dribble of drool on the side of your mouth because you were fucking jealous of our sugar. I do love a cookie. I don't like that style. I don't like those new modern cookies, though. I like a traditional chocolate chip. You want one wrapped in plastic. I want a chocolate chip cookie. I don't want a piece of cake. Don't talk about. You want a chips ahoy? In no world would I have ever. That would have been my last option would be chips ahoy. Chips ahoy is like the classic. Rock hard. You flick it and it crumbles. Who would want that? Chips ahoy sells well. Crows. Honestly. I'm talking about a homemade chocolate chip. Yeah, that's what this is. No. Yeah. When you made homemade chocolate chips, they were this thick. I was never good enough to know how to do that. I always wanted to. It's six cookies stacked on top of each other, smushed down into one. The thing is, is that you're peckish. You don't eat huge quantities of food. I do. Just not in the hours that you eat. Yeah, every meal for you is girl dinner. Yeah. Now. Yes. During the day. You exclusively have girl dinner. Girl dinner for lunch. That bowl was delicious. Yeah. Phenomenal. Yeah, it's going to be great for your next four meals. I didn't know there was a kava right there. You're just going to be picking at it for a fucking week. I threw mine away. I finished it. What's your guy's stance on it? I didn't really go too crazy on my super greens, though, unfortunately. Tried to be like Francis. You didn't eat the greens? The super greens weren't terrible, but they weren't, like, there wasn't a lot of them. Oh. And I was like, I feel like this amount of greens is almost, like, the equivalent of having none. You got the orange sauce. Mm-hmm. I put the orange sauce on Tyler's, too. I thought that someone was about to get shot. They threw away the bowl. They threw away the whole bowl, and I was trying to stop them. I was like, look, I'll just take that one, and you make it the rest of the way. And they just threw it out. Oh, I didn't see that. They threw out your whole bowl. No, they threw out the whole, all of Tyler's bowl. They had made, they'd put his arugula in and his rice, and then they did one tiny little scoop of the orange hummus. Yeah. And the guy was like, no, it was meant for this one. And he was like, I guess this is irrecoverable. He threw it against the wall like Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. Like, smashed. There was arugula everywhere. This, you know, 600 calories that we've done in 10 seconds should be deleted from the world. This 10 cents worth of rice and 5 cents worth of arugula that we're going to sell for $17. There's literally homeless people, like, with their hands against the wall. With their hands against the glass of the fucking door, being like, please. Yeah, they don't give a fuck about that. Any mistakes will take them. Did you see the one homeless brother that's, he sits posted up on the newsstand, older guy with, like, kind of a slick mullet. He was pulling a sick move. He had two trays of peanuts that he had obviously gotten from Five Guys, and he was just noshing on the free peanuts from Five Guys. That is a good play. That's a pro move if you're homeless. Yeah, that's a pro play. Did not know that Five Guys had peanuts. Really? Yeah. That's, like, their big thing. Okay. Yeah, you go in and you snack on peanuts while you wait. Yeah. They're free. They're just sitting around. They're just, like, a big thing of, like, hay. That's why there's always so many elephants in there. There's, like, a big, they'll be, like, crates with, like, peanuts in them. It's crazy. Yeah, it is always on hay. Yeah. It is, like, a circus floor, and you can just crack them at your table and just eat them. Yeah. You never set foot in a Five Guys, have you? Honestly not. It's pretty good. It's actually, you would expect it to be bad, but then you notice your selfie, and a lot more peanuts than you thought you were going to eat. I haven't had Five Guys in 10 years, though. That's, like, I got to go to the hospital if I eat that. That is. That's like having twins. Yeah. That will make you tired. Yeah. There's no doubt in my mind. I took the twins to Sesame Place this weekend. Oh, hell yeah. Do you know what Sesame Place is? Is it somewhere down the street? Where is that? Chinatown? Yeah, they're the best sesame chicken. It's like Disney World, but with Sesame Street characters. Sesame Street characters in Pennsylvania. Oh, nice. It's absolutely lovely. But that's not where they filmed it. They filmed it in Pittsburgh, right? No, that's Mr. Rogers. Yes, Sesame Place, I think. Pennsylvania, brother. What? Pittsburgh's in Pennsylvania. I don't think he went to Pittsburgh. You never know. You know what? I'm going to give you that. I did not do that quickly enough. All good. All good. But obviously, my knee is fucked up, and I'm walking around with this, and then. Looking like fucking LeBron. I was going to reply to. I saw a story of you with that. I was like, I know you feel like you're walking around. You're walking out of the tunnel with that thing on. I slapped the play like a champion sign today. But I was walking around, obviously, with this on, on the park. And, I mean, it is a trope to be a fucking middle-aged dude with this fucking shit on your leg. You're like a Disney adult. But I saw a dude with a full prosthetic leg. Oh, you get a head nod? And he had a Timbaland boot on. And I walked up to it, and I tapped on it. And I was like, don't worry, brother. It gets better. I was like, we've all been there, brother. Keep your head up. Hey, man. Same boat. I'm the same boat as you, brother. You saw a video. Did you see the video of me going down the slide? No, I don't think so. My wife posted a video of me going down the slide. The kids were just in the stroller, and I went down the slide. And she was like, do you want to wear your shirt when you go down? And I was like, no, what are you talking about? It's like a water park. She was like, I'm going to be taking a video. That's so fucking shady. That's such a fucking shady thing to say. Oh, man. That's funny. That's funny. Making you wear a shirt is crazy. Yeah. I'd be like, no, you're going to want to wear a shirt. I'm going to be putting this online. So did you have to go? You got soaked? I mean, I had a sweatshirt on over it because it was a balmy 61 degrees. So I was like, I'm going to wear a shirt. So I just rocked the sweatshirt the rest of the time. In the water? No, no. I rocked the shirt. It got wet. And then I only kept the sweatshirt on. I was going to say. It's like, that sounds worse. It was. A heavy ass shirt. Yeah. So I wore the sweatshirt instead. She said she was going to be filming. I almost drowned after. Yeah. They had to save me. A 12-year-old lifeguard had to save me. Cut the sweatshirt off of him. Yeah. The jaws of life are ripping the sweatshirt off me. But my one buddy who I went with, he was like, he brought a half-gallon jug of spicy margarita mix. Of spicy margaritas. So we were just getting bombed in a fucking sesame place. That sounds awesome. It was awesome. It was an absolute blast. There was the rides. Yeah, the water slides. Was it just one? No, there's a couple. There's the kind where you ride down on the body or you ride in the tube. The tube ones scare me. I feel like I don't have enough control. Was there a log flume? I think there was, but I don't think we didn't have the magic queue to pass every line. Oh. Yeah. 30 bucks I wasn't willing to spend. There was a great Malcolm in the Middle episode where they all went to a water park. And I remember, I think it was Malcolm who gets to the top of the water slide. There's like a 400 kid line. Yeah. And he gets all the way to the front and then he gets scared and walks back down. And it's this horrible walk of shame. all these people judging you for being too afraid to go down the water slide and i was thinking about that because when i got off the plane uh from ireland at jfk i had left my duty free purchases on the plane so i got all the way off the plane and then i walked all the way up that sort of winding glass yeah walkway no this was at uh jfk oh um yeah yeah and uh i got all the way to the end of the walkway before i realized i had forgotten something yeah so i had to walk back against the tide against the grain of people all of whom are looking at me being like you forget something you forget something yeah you forget something because you know what were you flying up front no i didn't have delta one i had uh premium comfort which was pretty nice even then though you're like then i just like half the reason that you pay to sit up front just went out the door well there you go yeah but um there's that interesting thing where they won't let you back on the plane after you've been after you've deboarded do they not let you back on or do they have to would you have to wait till everyone gets off or no even then they wouldn't let you it's a safety thing so they went and got your ship for you they went and found it yeah and then the woman was very coy about it she was like what was it she's hiding it behind her back oh i hate when they do that you know what it is i'm like it's a bottle of cologne yeah come on what'd you get that man seat uh tom ford oh wood uh ud i don't know what it was exactly i don't remember the name of it it wasn't one of their more it was one of their newer ones i just had some leftover euros that i had to get rid of yeah that's nice um so you got out of the airport i got that at the dublin airport hey son of a boy dad listeners we'll be right back but first a quick message from one of our partners stelle blue coffee's new can lattes are here crafted with 100 percent columbian coffee each can is a good source of 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ship it someone definitely said that someone was saying that recently someone told me that i don't know someone said that wow really good really good there that was excellent i swear i thought i heard i thought i heard no no it's been going around is that when you buy like the fucking comically large jack daniels handle they make yeah but they put it in a sealed bag you're not allowed to open it until you get to your destination you're thinking of the the rug that he bought in morocco that he had to ship that's what you're thinking a year and a half ago yeah after you're remembering that's what it was his last trip to africa yeah that's what it was i was i was i had this great young guy who was helping me walked me into the cavern of cigars at charles de gaulle and you know he was like these are my passion he's walking me through all these things and i'm thinking i'm gonna get it you know just a few cigars for the boys when we get to ireland after a round and they're cubans you know i guess you can buy cubans now here i don't i think you can right i don't know i feel like that's a thing someone said that someone said that somewhere but find someone that said that yeah the someone yeah there'll be someone out there but cohibas right i remember buying cohiba cigars when i was in high school i was coming back from canada and i bought like a pack of 10 of them which at that time i wouldn't have been able to afford more than a 50 100 at most box of cigars yeah whatever dude they're like seven times more expensive now than they were then you know the cohibas the true cohibas do you think it's because you were at the airport i i i mean i don't know maybe but like my point is i was like okay i'm not getting cohibas i'm gonna get this other type right yeah switchers figured out the ones yeah you got black and mild dominican cigars um no i i got the kind and and we get all set and and he's like okay so where are you flying to because it was he's like with the duty free you'll save 20 percent whatever like yeah great great great yeah and i'm like oh i'm flying to ireland he goes oh okay well you won't get the duty free price because that's still part of europe and i was like well then i don't want them yeah and i walked out yeah damn could you have told him you're eventually going to america you're stopping in ireland or like uh no because they check your boarding pass when you buy them to ensure that you're not shit yeah you can't lie you can't commit a little bit of fraud or something like that you can't commit a little bit of fraud or on the way out of out of perry if not i mean that's what frank abagnale did i don't know why you can't there you go that's fucking infuriating i felt bad for this kid he was so excited probably got a commish well maybe um but so yeah i didn't i didn't bring any cigars over because i just couldn't justify buying at the duty free dutyed goods yeah you can't be paying the duty full goods also at that point it's like well they're probably gonna have cigar the same cigars in ireland then well then at ireland ireland airport the duty free did not have cuban cigars and he made that point he was like you're not gonna be able to buy these in ireland because i was like i'm gonna buy them once i'm going home to america to get the duty yeah he's like they won't you won't find them in ireland he's right that sucks yeah it's too bad um that's crazy that they have cute what's cuba and france got going on the cuban missile crisis they're pointed at france now fucking the torpedoes last year when we went to wyoming me and my friends uh bo went somewhere and he got not i don't think they were cuban cigars they might have been there was some rare cigar but they were thin and they were small they were like a little bit bigger than like a cigarillo and we left him at the hotel before we even went fishing blunts yeah essentially you were smoking blunts no because they weren't we weren't smoking weed so on unstuffed blunts cigars but you're saying cigarillo sized they were like mini cigars cigarillos that's what literally what a cigarillo is a mini cigar yeah but they were like not like i don't know how to explain it bo's been texting me a lot yeah he told me i don't like that what's he saying i'm gonna go out on a limb here i'm gonna say i don't like it what's he trying to get out of you like book recommendations and shit that's right yeah he's texting you to tell you what he's texting me no he told me he asked you for book recommendations and then you sent them and he said that he'd already read almost all of them yeah so then he's just bragging yeah what is he what books was he looking for and what'd you what'd you tell him to read no i'm kidding i love talking about um i really do he's one of my good friends um i would probably almost go to say that like i might be better friends with him than i am with you yeah you might be better friends than i am with him no that's not true triangle of sadness you guys all cut each other out it's crazy it's fucking brutal what uh what'd you tell him to read i feel bad for saying that i take it back you're my better friend than both well how much i mean what was he asking for he's always doing this shit he was asking what do you mean he's always dead every every time i've like met somebody or like know someone all of a sudden he's reaching out to them and i mean doesn't tell me and i'm like why are you what are you doing why are you getting up like my friends in like college being like you have to listen to like bro you don't know this person just hermit crabbing into someone's done it forever he's done it my entire life why why that's i like it he's bonding not even social climbing he's just like trying to he's just like trying to spread his like uh his web yeah there's no like there's no like deeper purpose or anything he's just like i'm gonna text francis that is pure him and francis are the same person yeah so they're birds of a feather yeah that can't be no it's definitely i think i'm too idiosyncratic for there to be a proper comp no i don't think so and that's not a i'm not even doing myself a certain a credit there i i i don't think anyone should want to be like me well bo's pretty idiosyncratic isn't he yeah you guys might be similarly idiosyncratic idiosyncrasies you guys might have the same peccadillos yeah it could be well either way um he asked me for book recs and i gave him a bunch of novels i said just my top heavy yeah what were the ones you gave him good night moon polar express i mean uh anyone who asks me this question well what's the big one the one that all the pretty horses is my favorite book ever written uh and then uh i said probably islands in the stream which is a hemingway book that is lesser read it was published posthumously or maybe peter said he read that one um which is great it's about fishing yeah the first book of it is really all about fishing you'd love it um and then i actually just read a really good book uh called the secret history by donna tart i don't know if it'll be for everyone but i really enjoyed it it's about a small college in vermont and there's a murder it's good like that so a girl book kind of i i don't know it's a little bit cross she's the woman who wrote the goldfinch oh yeah but this was her first novel she took a pinch killer 10 10 years to read it and now i'm reading london falling which i'm almost done with and has been really great that's the mystery in london of the kid who like faked pretended that he was a russian oligarch's son oh yeah yeah yeah and then like gets in with the fucking underworld of london yeah i've heard of that and gets in big trouble and then jumps off of a balcony and then they try to figure out if it was a suicide or if he was escaping from risk yeah really really good interesting i know where you heard of that from francis probably yeah yeah yeah that's all i'll say about books if anyone's interested in books you should do a book club chicks in the office has a book club why not us do they yeah that's fun i don't know i don't read huh i said i don't read it's nothing to be proud of brother oh june 28th is uh dave's book is coming out oh time to start reading i guess i'm gonna learn the the publisher was funny they reached out to me they were like as a thank you for your help with this book we're gonna send you 10 copies oh and i was like i don't think i don't think i need that many i don't know 10 people that i give books to on a regular basis especially like a book that's like yeah i was gonna be involved in this yeah it's just a shame receipt yeah just a pile of uh what could have been crazy yeah it's a lot of books it's a whole shelf yeah imagine if i had just 10 copies on my bookshelf yeah wow he's uh each one is signed by dave in a different in a different pen my sister my sister before uh before i you know in the middle of the book before things went south for me um she was like hey i uh my my daughter's school is doing like a fundraiser auction type thing yeah and i offered a signed copy of dave's book if you think you can get me one of those and i was like yeah absolutely that should be no problem and now i'm a little afraid to ask yeah well no i mean hopefully i can get dave to sign one yeah you should be able to he should be quick with the signatures faster hands than delano deshields yeah does he use the stamp wet wax what's the stamp that trump's always talking about that biden used is that how he signed everything yeah did you see the video hit the photo the video of him at yeah what's it called the auto pen yeah yeah the video of him when he's like talking to those kids at dinner and he's like you know biden used the auto pen and they're like eight years old um let's talk about that documentary we watched oh yeah crash did you guys watch the season finale of euphoria no but i'm way behind on euphoria but i'm keen to watch it all i watched it good for you it's crazy good for you buddy thanks was it a good season that's the only season i've watched what yeah okay did you see a lot of uh nudity yeah was it worth it no no i thought it was good i mean i thought it was like i can't get into the high school shit like i tried to watch that i died was like i can't watch this it's like too close to home you're like i remember no it's so someone said yeah exactly it's so far away from home that i'm like i don't even know what i'm watching i don't know if my high school experience wasn't really on par with that well then let me ask you about your high school experience let me ask you about that doc the crash the crash did you and we won't spoil it it's about it's about a woman who uh crashes her her car and kills the two people in it because she's mad at her boyfriend or something some shit like that that's that's the assumption yeah that's sort of the case and she's like a spoiled spoiled cunty bitch not really um uh i didn't think she was a very good person i mean she was 17 oh so you can kill people at 17 no i don't think she but i don't think she was like a spoiled like i don't i didn't really get the vibe that she was like had a great upbringing she lived with her boyfriend and she was 17 no she was oh so that's okay 19 no she was 17 her dad was like she's mature enough what he also had that like take on weed which was funny i thought her parents seemed totally kind and normal i don't know if there's that many people that are living that are moving out of their house when are you sure that she was not graduated from high school when she moved in i thought she was 19 and he was 21 i thought she we're gonna have to search this otherwise one of you guys will look bad on the internet oh god forbid i thought that she said that she moved in with him when she was 17 well that would be a little weird because isn't that like that i don't know why else the dad would be commenting on it you're right i remember him commenting on it well whatever the case oh she was 17 at the time of the crash all right you're right yeah and she was ripping bong like crazy yeah that's what the dad also said he was like i don't care that she smoked pot the same way that i wouldn't care if you smoked pot yeah she's your daughter that's a grown man and a camera guy yeah and she was coughing up black smoking it so much the amount of weed that you have to smoke for that to be happening is like and you're 17 yeah it's like maybe you should care about it a little bit dude ron wait till you see uh you can go ahead and spoil it no no no we'll spoil i really don't mind there's not really that much to even spoil it's historical record yes but i was just gonna say the social media addiction and like desire to present every moment of her day and be a fucking influencer is one of the darkest things i've seen yeah but i think that's just that whole it's so contemporary yes exactly i think like it's actually like uh i feel like the kids that are like 16 to like 19 right now are fucked bad like worse than anybody yeah i think even the kids that are younger than them are like in a better trajectory why just because like covid and the internet what do you mean i feel like those kids got like they will they all got fucked during covid pretty bad because you're missing out on like high school which is like kind of a pretty important time of your life to become a person and then yeah i don't know and then like i don't know like i feel like the like that's like the tiktok age range yeah i feel like they got hooked on it worse than anybody 16 to 19 year olds current 16 19 year olds so they would have got hooked on it uh like five years ago they were like 11 to 14 you know what it made me realize though is that like and tell me if you disagree with this mysteries might happen less and less for sure yeah because they're able to solve this situation by going through her four million hours of social media posts yeah where she's like if he ever leaves me i'm gonna kill him yeah yeah she said that word for word in so many i think actually i think she actually said if i'm gonna drive i'm gonna crash this car yeah so what's the case for her i don't that's what my thing was i thought it was pretty cut and dry her take i mean they're just they're just playing on you have to for murder you have prosecution you have to play proof beyond a proof beyond a reasonable doubt right and they're like well we don't know what happened nobody knows what happened but didn't they like do the the the thing that from this is kind of when i checked out a little bit was when they went through like they were able to get the records of like the car she never stopped she passed yeah she never touched the brake she just went straight into the wall at 100 miles an hour at at like uh and it wasn't like they were going around a turn like it was just a straight line well but the leading up to it was a turn which she navigated and that should have discredited the theory that she like was packed out passed out from pots that disease that she claimed oh yeah yeah yeah i thought she like passes out randomly yeah she blacks out yeah what so so that's her offense is that she blacked out she she claims she has no memory she had amnesia from before the accident yeah she claimed like she blacked out like as they were driving or some shit she sounds like she sucks well we now that we've spoiled it there there's a the most haunting moment of the entire documentary is the very last thing that they show what is it she's in prison and she's giving her side of the story and being like i would never do that like i care about it And then she pauses and then she turns off camera. camera and goes does that sound like a you know i did okay and she's talking to her lawyer oh yeah and she's like i just want to make sure we emphasize the fact that like i feel bad and whatever and she's showing sociopathy in real time yeah it's like did i do a good enough job of presenting human emotion yeah coach me yeah coach me into empathy show me how that is supposed to go because i have no connection to it i think i saw a tiktok i i assume that it's this girl calling her mom and being like hey uh can you like change my instagram bio to like free whatever her name is and like i heard i saw another story about this guy who got arrested for murder and then he wound up being in movies afterwards and it's like her i'm sure that sounds exactly like her you know she was getting like brand deals three days after the fucking accident she's in the she's like filming herself in the hospital yeah it's pretty crazy i mean i i i don't i yeah i still feel like it's just like it's very obvious that she did it correct yeah yeah well that's why she was she was uh found guilty true is she tried as a adult her child tried as an adult she got 15 years to life 15 15 years with no parole so she's gonna be 32 oh still it's time to have a movie career that's perfect that's kind of one of the fathers of one of the victims was like you know she can or one of the people was like she can get out and start a family and have a normal life and she will yeah she 100 will that's if she gets out at 15 though because it's like she'll have parole at 15 to determine if she's reformed or whatever but her parents are in denial and her mom well from that one clip it's just sounded like her mom is an enabler and is scared of her that's right probably is that the sense you got that the mom is like i don't know i got the sense that the parents have no idea what was going on with her at all and then they're like trying to play the part of like we're actually very involved and this is why she didn't do it yeah scary yeah from a parent's perspective of like i don't know just like you you don't want your kid to be going down the road of like being so addicted to social media for drugs but like and subscribe to son of a boy dad this could be you one day up here sitting on the green couch i don't know if i uh i'm glad you guys told me enough about this because i feel like i might be able to i think it would just be harrowing and it would just make me angry if i watch this i'll just be angry at this woman who just like yeah it's a little girl who killed these people it's definitely an interesting documentary because it's like different than a lot of the other true crime ones but i wouldn't i wouldn't say it's a necessary watch i really enjoyed it ohio i would put like the karen reed documentary oh way yeah that's true i agree with that see i'm all set on these murder documentaries yeah i kind of am too but i also like when there's like well i don't know if the karen reed documentary is really a murder documentary well that shows what side you're on on it exactly that's a how you term it is everything but that's what i liked about the karen reed documentary is that there's like it's kind of up in the air did you watch this one was like yeah she definitely did it did you watch it when you got back yeah i watched it last night interesting yeah i got to get to the bottom of this of this mystery yeah of how this woman died fascinating well she didn't die what she's alive what she's in jail okay got it there you don't need to watch it we pretty much got it it's all over now like i actually learned some things from that i have heard a lot of people talking about this girl i mean she's like a big cultural moment but that's what i'm that's where i was kind of confused about is like where is what is the big topic of discussion that she sucks like because there's not much debate like it's like it's some people like her they think they like her they're through her social media they like her content i guess so yeah but like what if i'm ripping a bong in her closet every single night yeah yeah oh so separate the art from the artist yeah like well that's just one of the three shorts a day then that's what edwin said we have to be her friend said she was like i post five to seven tiktoks a day i don't remember what i said yesterday yeah that's all that that was crazy that's that's the victoria paris yeah you know who victoria paris is that was brianna's old rival victoria paris i think posted 30 times a day and she was just like i'm gonna get fucking big on tiktok and i'm just gonna post every fucking thing that i do yeah they were trying to get us to do that shit i swear to god they were they were like they were bringing her up in meetings they're like you need to be posting at nine o'clock 12 o'clock three o'clock six o'clock and nine o'clock i'm not victoria paris i'm not doing that i'm not posting five times a day i'm harry settle yeah victoria paris yeah it's also like that's a good way to speed run people hating you yeah that's definitely all that happens like oh wow this girl's interesting oh wait there she is again oh there she oh and now i hate her because she's come up on my timeline eight times in the last minute well saying something i don't know her personally i don't know anything about her so but but just saying something when you don't have something to say but feel like you should talk is a good way to say something dumb yeah yeah yeah no i don't know i don't know so basically podcasting without any game plan doing 410 episodes of a show without one time talking about what we might say the crashing the crashing thing was really as far as we got a crash yeah we were like let's talk about that tomorrow yeah that was really uh really led the fucking conversation there what a what a nugget it's later what a must-have nugget that was yes that's done so that's what happened we just summarized the doc and we helped each other get the whole thing out correctly no i think it was this oh it was that okay and then this happened but roan you should still watch it golly i thought you guys watched euphoria so i was like we're gonna have so much to talk about spoil it for you guys want me to spoil no i don't want you to because i actually do want to watch that yeah the finale was good it's like a movie it's like an hour 40 wow um that's cool say no more the color correcting look good oh perfect color correction look fucking sick perfect sweeney look like she's doing a bang-up job of being uh you know yeah an actress yeah right right right are you guys team zendaya or team sweeney zendaya really by a million what come on now okay turn in your man card i watched dune one and two again when i was in ireland i think it's the 20th time i've seen both of them i'm kind of turning into his zendaya head what yeah i thought it was zendaya it's kind of however you want to say it oh okay choose your own adventure i think someone's corrected me on it before which is the only reason i was being that guy but honestly you're right i don't care it's in day it's actually zendaya why do you love her so much no i've just seen a couple movies with her and them i like her yeah she's a good actor i think she's really a quite a talented actor did you guys watch that movie the drama no no where are you watching all this i saw that in theater you guys are like i'm a guy who watches bravo and you guys are consuming way more girl content than me the drama is a movie with zendaya came out like a month ago and it's girl it's a girl movie yeah i don't know what's it about what's it about i would definitely not say it's a girl movie what have you seen it what's it about have you seen it no what's it you don't know anything about it i know it's a girl movie you don't know anything i know when you go to the movie theater like half of the fucking movies have a superhero or a fucking dark cover and half of them have a girl's face on the cover and the girl's faces are girl movies no it's actually not it's her and robert pattinson oh yeah that's a fucking great case oh robert pattinson for the fellas what's it about about um well it's so it's like it starts out it's i mean i'll spoil it i guess no don't give me a light is it worth watching there's literally no way to tell you what the movie's about without spoiling okay so you guys gotta make the decision spoil it i don't care well actually you know what i'll just give you the briefing of the trailer it's pretty dark movie because the trailer does a good job of explaining it without spoiling it yeah so there's a way yeah so no they get engaged zendaya and robert pattinson okay and then they're like at uh they're at the wedding venue like um getting ready like doing like doing wedding planning shit and they're like having they're trying out the entrees and stuff and they're like playing a playing a game it's like the zendaya robert pattinson and then like another couple and they're like what's the worst thing you've ever done and they're like going around and saying all the worst things they've ever done and then then zendaya gets up and she's like i almost did a school shooting yeah and that's the rest of them that's what the whole movie's about oh that's not as cheeky as i thought no that's what i was it's what i was saying it's not really a chick movie it's like a mental health not really it's like more so about the idea of i guess like would you marry that person still if you just found out about that a week before you're getting married i think it's about hollywood being like girls can do school shootings girls can girl boss up it's not just for the guys shatter that glass ceiling and fucking bring the ak into the classroom or they can't because she didn't do it right she's not built for it she didn't do it oh man but yeah pretty dark i don't know if i would watch it again what if girls did columbine actually i'll go ahead i'll say i would definitely it probably would be weird if i watched that movie again wouldn't watch it again but i mean it was like it was it was crazy it's a good movie what was the other zendaya movie that she was in recently yeah there was there was something else that just came out challengers i didn't watch that skip dune three is coming out i'm very excited for that in that one yeah of course is the zen master in that one yeah she is she is i was trying so hard to come up with a pun for female school shooter i was gonna say cronus zendaya no i was thinking like uh i was trying to figure out the name of a gun that starts with like c so you could do you know they do she oh yeah and do like colt ar she 15 something but i couldn't get there it has to be something do you have anything can you come up with something there's gotta be something i'm not a fucking freak no i mean there's a reason i didn't do it on the top of my head i didn't do it usually do not just the standard what do you mean i usually do what the hell does that mean you're always thinking about you always have a gun on the tip of your tongue no i do not yeah you do you might as well have it all the way in your mouth i always have guns on the mind man i really wish you guys watched the finale of like i would go as far to say like the finale of euphoria and this is going i don't watch euphoria it was like phenomenal like it was like bro it was like right now it was like a full-on like movie like it was like a great movie why are you not watching season one and season two everyone says that see this season is the weakest of the three i could see that if you watched the other parts of the show like i'm going into this i've only watched season three if it's if i'm the one deciding this is a show about like drug mules and like yeah the dea and the cartel that's what season three is yeah exactly so you like that yeah it's great okay like i'm watching breaking bad again yeah fair enough yeah but it's like it's like what if a girl was breaking bad no it's not that's literally what it is it's like little zendaya and then fucking the other woman who's like sending pigs into everybody's house it's like yes that's exactly what it is i think you actually hate women i think that's what it is i'm married to one bro how could i fucking possibly hate women misogynist ron it's a sad day all righty folks let's talk about quo if your business communications are basically a burner phone and a prayer missed calls texts nobody answered customers following up for the third time it's a mess at some point you just hit that wall where you're like all right i'm done with this let's fucking quo that's why today's episode is brought to you by quo spelled q u o the business communication system built so you never miss a call your entire team can handle calls and texts from one shared number so no more missed messages or dropped conversations everyone sees the full thread replies are faster and customers are actually taken care of what was the number one rated a business phone system on g2 with over a million reviews built for how modern teams work more than 90 000 businesses from solo operators to growing teams rely on it to stay connected professional and 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in it for like maybe 10 minutes total and he's just yeah exactly he's a huge plot line oh i haven't don't stop spoiling it i what are you where are you at i haven't favorite show i haven't started it i've been too busy watching doom one and two it's crazy hanging out with my friends frankie and trent and riggs you have time to watch dune one and that's the whole entire season three i have literally the full season i have different ways of unwinding than you do sometimes i need to see something i've already seen because i don't have the energy to follow something new that's crazy that's because you haven't seen this the finale don't talk about it anymore i won't i haven't said anything about the finale what was the new movie you were about you said you were almost you almost watched this this certain movie yeah i was about to say something and then i was like oh my god i'm gonna watch this movie and then i remember we have to let harry blow off the steam for five minutes every 10 minutes we got on release the valve if you had just had a little sugar cookie you'd be way more docile right now it'd be way more plastic like i'm melting into this couch no way yeah because you guys are tired because you guys ate i'm relaxed a little sass face i'm crashing into this couch uh the the movie what was the movie oh yeah okay so it's um sasha cohen is a fucking misogynistic now you're talking male workplace guy yeah and he hits his head and all of a sudden the whole world flips and it's all dominated by women and he starts learning the lessons of his wrongs it's a modern day version of that movie like yeah what women want with mel gibson yes it sounds like that workaholics episode well it's the movie is terrible there's an episode of workaholics where they get like a new uh female ladies first yeah okay they get a female ceo and they like and it's like she are 15 that's it damn it i knew but you had enough time she are 15 is terrible she are 15 is the best we're gonna find until someone else has a her 15 go ahead i don't know there's just a woman ceo yeah and like everything gets flipped around and like all of a sudden blake adam and endures are all the secretary stuff and it's very funny because like they get like they adam and adam and anders hate it or blake and anders hate it but adam like really plays into it and he shows up at work the next day he's got like his sleeves rolled up and he's like ladies it's very funny classic what women want was a classic yeah it was how did he how did that happen to him did he like burn himself with a toaster in the tub or something i know there's a tub toaster scene in what women want i don't know i don't i don't remember i have no idea i've never seen that you gotta watch it that was the number one most successful rom-com ever for a while really and number two was hitch really yeah and what's it now i don't know probably fucking when harry yeah probably the drama okay so um let's talk about the world most successful rom-com what wow still number one that's crazy good poll hitch is too wow good poll francis damn pretty woman i got something right you got both right you went two for two my big fat greek wedding is on that list most profitable roi on it based on investment yeah they had a tiny budget for it that's crazy it was a great movie let's talk about the world nothing happened with aj brown right now i know they're saying 401 oh really oh yeah true he's probably already wow what's going on in the world they're opening the straight of four moves i didn't see that victor wimben yama women yama i don't think the knicks are gonna win this series and i'll tell you why i think that jalen brunson is a guard what his strength is is getting to the fucking paint and getting fouled or making tough buckets you watch teams play against they won't go into the paint because of wimby guys will have layups and they'll like go up in the air and they'll go up in the air and they'll go up in the air and and kick it out. Shea was doing that. Yeah, Shea was doing a bunch of that. He'll block anything within. within a 10 foot radius of the fucking rim yeah i'll be honest i have literally watched five minutes total of the nba playoffs it's kind of actually sucks cool i watched more of it we'll move on it is great to watch no i'd love to hear more about it i'm just saying i don't really have a lot of he has an eight foot wingspan oh my god i thought that said he was eight feet tall i was gonna say what the fuck he's yeah or yes he's yeah but that's that's seven five to eight jump is pretty drastic seven yeah have you seen the picture of him with drake it looks fucking hilarious i don't think so he makes drake look so tiny oh my god damn drake's like not a small guy he's six two in the right shoes how uh how uh tall exactly is wimby seven five seven five with an eight foot wingspan that's insane seven seven by some estimates yeah he definitely kept on growing he's 22 he's amazing that's so sick he's amazing how long do you think he'll play no clue like interns there's like interns here yeah there's like nervous interns walking in they're the same age as him i'll tell you what uh the interns good good looking group yeah jesus are we not allowed to say that but all of them all the boys all the girls all the boys all the girls good looking people good good crop this year glad to see we're glad to see we're sticking with what works well i mean gas has been putting in just some he's been putting in work yeah on this intern group yeah a lot of sleepless nights he's going through headshots like he's a casting director in 1995 yeah he told me yeah he told me this was the hardest he's ever worked on it so gas is like a director of a movie he's a director of a movie he's a director of a movie of a modeling agency who like see someone at a grocery store yeah he was at the mall in jersey he'll be like you you ever think about a job in sports media yeah we got an opening on our ad ops team how do you feel about taking off that sabaro apron coming on into manhattan where all your dreams can come true yeah gas was in in brazil scouting they don't speak a lick of english but we're gonna have some good world cup coverage it's like adam sandler and hustle whatever the fuck yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um i would like to go to the world cup yeah i'd like to go that'd be so fun there's a there's the one match at uh that i thought was worthwhile at metlife was france versus senegal uh we just smacked us just smacked around senegal oh this is the best us team we've like ever had though right oh i don't think so i think that it'd be a stretch to get out of the i don't fucking know what we lost to germany on hbo about them i watched one episode we lost to germany in i think like whatever 2008 or something like that where we made the quarters i think oh really 2010 something like that maybe yeah we had a good team that year it's probably like the landon donovan clint dempsey jersey altidore yeah that was the one where they had that like sick like coward like launched someone down the right sideline yeah it was like yeah that was landon donovan they scored against uh algeria 2026 united states men's roster is considered the best wow best wow that's roster in u.s let's go on a fucking run then boys what do you say boys wow pulisic it's crazy pa's finest what's the deepest uh the u.s team's ever gone in the world cup that's a good question um uh did we ever make the elite eight oh 19 the inaugural tournament third place when there was four teams that's tough i mean i guess that makes sense though 2022 quarterfinal yeah the quarters that was 2002 2002 i think that was in germany and they lost to germany yeah yikes but i think germany won it that year i'm gonna pretend that i know about soccer when i start watching versus uh uh alexi brazil brazil beat germany that's what it was i mean how much does it cost francis like if you were to go to the one of the like that game how much would like one ticket i don't know but i hope that our friends over at game time might be able to find us some good tickets well i know zoron's giving away a hundred dollar tickets but i think you gotta you gotta live in queens to get those so i can see what i can do do you think that if the knicks win the championship that zoron will get any credit for that no you don't think he'd be like i've only been in office for four months and i've already brought the first championship the knicks have had in 51 years i mean like maybe historically great leaders have used sport to bolster their standing with the populace right c hitler i was gonna say ancient rome but i guess adolf did that too i just wonder if uh like other cities will start implementing real law to try to get a ship did did he do that did it did it off did they have a good sports team that the germ the germans didn't they host the olympics in berlin wasn't that the like jesse owens uh and they took down all the propaganda or some shit i don't know isn't that crazy what they like took down all the shit so like no one knew anything was going on oh they pretended that they like they had like a bunch of like posters and like propaganda shit up and then when the olympics happened they took everything down so when people came to germany for the olympics they had no idea that like anything was going on country it's above board it's crazy that is funny they don't want jesse owens bringing it back now yeah i am gonna definitely pretend that i know a ton about it i was thinking about maybe playing some fifa just so i could get up on some squads it's not a bad idea like learn one team learn a team and have them be our fucking team yeah arsenal i guess that's not world cup what happened at arsenal yeah i was wondering they lost the champions league final to psg and it was like devastating did they lose it in a brutal fashion they were up one zero most of the game and then psg scored and then they had a penalty kick they went to penalties and lost yeah that video that za posted was so funny i didn't see it it's just it's just no it's just him walking out of a bar and going to sit on a bench and like he doesn't talk the entire video but it's like the faces he's making are funny and hearing people other people leaving the bar and they're screaming like on the like just like and you just like hear it in the background of his video as he's just sitting there looking at the camera so what were they all excited about though because i've seen i'm seeing parades in like lagos nigeria where there's a million and a half people in the streets celebrating was it them making that or did they win the premier league or they did arsenal won the premier league yeah so they have had a pretty good year for all things considered but is that like expected like do they always know they hadn't won and they hadn't won in since like the early arson banger you know years let's all pick 25 years ago let's all pick a couple countries let's go around and pick a couple countries that we think are gonna i would like to see england win the whole thing that's francis gets first overall obviously obviously america colonizer i would say ally it works too i think just the way you said colonizer tickled me uh all right what's your pick mine yeah i gotta i gotta see all the countries that are in it we're all gonna have two countries is every like what like is israel in it are they i don't know i don't think so but iran is well iran's actually pretty good iran and iraq are both in it what about still haven't gone holy shit oh me no no i'm sorry i'm saying i haven't are you waiting for me i didn't mean i shouldn't have stepped on that joke you told about the colonizer that was funny i apologize no the joke was not the only funny part was when i said colonizer again he said it's marmalade yeah yeah it wasn't funny um funny i'll go we're going who we think is gonna win like yes we both get two teams and we're going off of no information right francis you obviously have more information i don't have that much information so i'm gonna go israel for my first one okay well it has to come back around because what if i wanted israel i don't think they're in it they were in the olympics why would they not be in they didn't qualify you have to qualify oh i see what's the second you don't just get in by having money there's a tiny there's a tiny african nation that's in it uh i've never even heard of i'm gonna go colombia that's a good pick colombia actually can i switch argentina i didn't see that yeah take argentina but that's kind of that's like a favorite well he has england we're taking favorites cabo verde that's the country i'd never even heard of i'm going saudi arabia i gotta get on the good side of them anyway they went they did pretty well they beat argentina in the last world cup i'm going saudi arabia final answer no you gotta have one one chalk team one long shot all right saudi and iran and if israel somehow sneaks their way in i'll take them too all right roan Spain. Jeez. Spain and what's your hack team? What's my long shot? I may as well go Scotland. Scotland's a good long shot team. Canada? They're fun to root for. How about Canada? How are they looking this year? I would take Mexico, honestly. That's a long shot. Mexico's a good pick. Is Spain too chalky? I mean, what about France? What about Brazil? Find a country that you feel it just feels right, you know? Like Saudi Arabia for me, just Yeah, because you're trying to get to Riyadh. Something just feels good about it. You're desperate to get out to Riyadh. Are they doing a Challengers thing there in Riyadh? They run everything. Could you go? No, so the Esports World Cup happens in Riyadh and it just got moved to Paris because of the war. What? Yeah. The war in Iraq? Iran. Yeah. They don't want to go to Saudi Arabia for it? There was like drone strikes in Saudi. From Iran? From when we initially attacked Iran. I think like that same week Israel attacked Saudi Arabia. Oh man, I'm sorry for not knowing that. Who's your long shot? Haiti. It wasn't like a full-on invasion. Did they make it? Oh, they're in it. Wow. Haiti's in it. I love that pick. I don't know how Haiti made it. Haiti is going to get smacked around. There is. We are the world. Love that song. Yeah. It's a classic one. And who's in USA's group? It's right there. It's easy. Paraguay, Turkey, and Australia. It's not a hard group. And frankly, there are three teams that make it out of the group stages. The tournament's longer this year. Oh, so we're in group of life. So we're definitely making it out. Hopefully. Yeah. Paraguay. Paraguay. What's the. Who's the group of death? That's what we got to figure out. I think it's the France-Norway group. That's a tough one. Imagine France doesn't make it out. I'd be so sick if France didn't make it. Sick. I'm not having fucking escargot for a year. It's probably not that group. If France doesn't make it. When does it start? Next week? Yeah. Very soon. Very soon, brother man. I'm pumped. Group I now. Yeah. France-Senegal. Why don't you just take a regular. A good team instead of Saudi and fucking whatever bullshit. Iran was one of the top teams last year or whatever the last time this happened. It was not. Yes, they were. They beat. Didn't they beat Argentina? No, that's Saudi Arabia beat Argentina. So, Roan, that's my number one pick. Morocco went really deep. I swear Iran beat a team. No, I took Iran. I took Iran and they had the lowest point total, so I was supposed to go there for the. Oh my God, that was what that was for? Yes. That's crazy. That was last World Cup. That was so long ago. And now I can't go online one day without people bringing that up to me. Well, it doesn't help that we went to a war with them. It kind of reminds everybody. Yeah, well, why the fuck aren't you over there then? Facts. Didn't someone just go there? Someone just got out, like a YouTuber? Ride with Ian. He's a kid's guy who bought it. Ride with Ian went through? But didn't, I think, was, did Andrew Callahan go there too? To Iran? I think, I think Andrew Callahan might've gone to Iran. What a dumb thing to say, to be like, wow, I thought you guys were going to go sign up for the war. Who said that? Chelsea Handler. Oh, oh, to, yeah. I thought that's what you were referencing when you said the, why aren't you going to go, I thought you were. No, people were saying that to me about why didn't I go to. Oh, wow, wow. Why didn't I go to Iran? It's like, because I have a job and a family and I don't want to go to the war. Yeah. Because it's like a bright red on their travel suggestions. Shane, you're hosting the roast of Kevin Hart. Why don't you go fight in the war? Because he's there and not in the war. Because he doesn't have a bloodlust. Yeah, what do you, what do you guys think about the fallout from the. The roast? Yeah, the roast, how people, everybody's still talking about it. Are they? They're still, they're still all in their ways about it. Everybody's going on their podcast, Chelsea Handler. That's when the real roast happens. Yeah, once you go home, once you're at the Waffle House afterwards, a little bit high, a little bit drunk, you can really talk your shit. You know, it's the one cool thing about it, though, was that, well, everybody in the comedy world was kind of on the side of like, yeah, you make jokes. That's what we do. Yeah, yeah. I just don't think it's like, yeah. Historically, when people have gone over the line, like in, you know, 2019. Yeah. 2022 kind of era. When someone would go over the line with jokes, people would come quickly out and be like, yeah, that was inappropriate. Yeah, I think it's just, I think people have hopefully gotten better at realizing, like, not every joke's going to work. Well, just to be like devil's advocate, I think the one thing about Chelsea Handler that nobody's pointing out is that she has multiple photographs of her dumping her tits out. And I feel like nobody's like even talking about that at all. Like nobody's. Is that like a. Celebrating that fact. Oh, celebrating it? I didn't know if you meant we should be like mad about that. Or no, we should be fucking. How come your tits aren't in a rod? Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, actually, I thought you would be at the war with your tits hanging out every day. It's like a completely unrelated thing. Could hide a Shi'ar 15. Yeah. Oh, my God. I love it. It's healthy for the sport. It's like Jay-Z going back and forth to Drake. Exactly. Just grow the game. Yeah. Just grow the game. That's what we want to see. All right. Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right. We're all set? Yeah, we're over an hour. No one took Brazil. No one took Argentina. No one took Portugal. No one took Germany. No one took the Netherlands. No. But we were. I mean, so my final answer was Saudi Arabia. Yours was. Spain and Mexico. Spanish-speaking brothers. Well, let's go one. Let's go one. No, two. A short shot and a long shot. But I think mine are both long shots. That's why I'm telling you to take. Someone who has better odds. All right. So wait, what was yours? England. I said England and Haiti. And you? One more time. Spain and Mexico. Spain and Mexico. England and Haiti. Are you dumb? I'm kidding. Okay, I'll go Saudi Arabia and Argentina. Okay. Cool. With Peter Thiel. You and Peter Thiel taking Argentina. Have you seen everybody talk. You saw Peter Thiel was moving his whole family to Argentina. And everybody's like, well, yeah. Because that's out of like the blast radius of the biggest nuke that Israel has. But also out of that blast radius is fucking Los Angeles. Yeah. Why wouldn't you just move to. Anyway. Not as good as tax breaks. Seriously. Not as good as a safe haven for Nazis. And that's all I have this week. All right. We'll be back next week with a new episode. Thank you. We'll be right back.