Giggling about summer colds, spray tans, and Sicilian mornings

(upbeat music) - Sup, Gidler. - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. - I don't know if that's true. We can't be manners. (laughing) (upbeat music) - I'm in the day, just got away from me. - Hello. (laughing) What are you laughing at? 'Cause I didn't time it right. (laughing) - Nope, because we just were staring at each other. Like, we cannot make direct eye contacts. It's too intense. - For our souls. What's up, my grandiose giglas? - Wait, when we do this, do you look at yourself? - No, I look at you, and then I check on myself. I check to make sure there isn't something that's saying happening. (laughing) - Okay, I look at you when you're telling like a long story, but then like-- - You actually don't. - Yeah, okay, actually it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story, when you're telling something. - When I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine. Like, you start organizing things on your dresser. (laughing) - Today was actually so bad. For whatever reason, I think that I have someone's assistant's email accidentally blocked from my email because I'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific unique. (laughing) So today I get on and I'm full face mask, full jammies. I'm like, I wasn't aware. - Something was going on. - And I kept my face mask on the whole time because I had just put it on. - This is where my mom would call the teacher and be like, hey, I know page. I know page is having her own problems coming late, but then Hannah gets distracted 'cause Paige is making Hannah laugh during class. 'Cause the whole meeting, I was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask 'cause you were so serious. (laughing) So we'll add that to the newsletter 'cause I have a whole folder of screenshots of you during Zoom's being insane. But everyone respects you still. It's crazy. It's 'cause of your aura. - Yeah, I think it's my aura. - And also 'cause you're busy. - And busy, I say things assertively. I know that you start new segments randomly, but I'd like to start a new segment and- - Did you run a bike race? - I didn't. - Okay. - Did you run your horse? - Yeah, I run everything by myself. (laughing) Yeah. There's a formality to get my squad, but okay, just skip the middle man. - My segment is what piss me off this week. (laughing) And I think that's actually a phenomenal segment. - Oh yeah, let's go. I'm in, I'm in. - This was like a couple days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday. - Are we okay, that was- - This is what happened 'cause we didn't record that again. - Page and I were on a two hour face time on Wednesday. - I didn't realize that. That is why we had to face time 'cause we didn't record, we had to chat. - Yeah, it's like we needed, and then in my head, I was like, "Oh, that would've been so funny to tell on Giggly Squad." So we'll try to recreate some moments, but they won't be as good. What piss you off? - Remember what we talked about. - I don't know. I think it was at the next. - Yeah. - It might've been at the next or whoever, like they're playing and the other, whoever the other teams are, whatever. It was Travis Kelsey and Taylor, so if they were sitting courtside- - Yes, I was watching. - And the announcer said Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend, now. How successful does a woman need to be to be called her name? Not only did it piss me off, just like, here's the thing I thought about it. If the announcer only knew Travis Kelsey because it's sports, and he knew who he was, and blah, blah, blah, maybe because he was live, it quickly slipped his mind like, "Oh my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name." 'Cause that happens, and you say, "Oh, his girlfriend." First of all, it's his fiance, but I digress. But then later you could say, Taylor Swift, calling Taylor Swift anyway. I'm not even Travis Kelsey. Calling Taylor Swift, anyone's anything. - Girlfriend, anything is so insane to me. I'm like, it's Taylor Swift. - Also, it wasn't even a football game. It was a basketball game, and they both were two fans watching. I'm like, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend. - This is Taylor Swift to you. - That really pissed me off. I'm like, "Oh my God, she has to be more successful "for you to know what the fuck her name is." - Also, can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something? - One sporting event without getting offended. - One sporting event. I was watching the back of their heads, Taylor and her boyfriend, the back of her heads. - What game was that? - The next game. So like, whenever we'd go to one side, I would just see, yeah, he chugged a beer or something so then like the internet exploded. - I miss that. - But you've been-- - I got the highlight. - You've been watching the next though. Like, how about the mix? - Well, I feel like every single person in New York City is like, go next, watch, really brought the city together. - It really has. I was unaware that they've been so bad for so long. - So bad for so long. I didn't know that. - Oh my grandpa would be so happy. - That they just had a bad couple of years. Did I have to, remember this someone, I brought up my grandpa on a Zoom earlier today? - Yeah, I do remember it. I do remember it because now I'm gonna keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work zooms. And then that is one moment when I do look at the Zoom and I look at you because I'm like, if you start crying, I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing. I was like, here she goes. And the guy we were on Zoom with was like, I was a little bit older, so I was like, if she starts, I'm like, do you know Jerry Burner? Do you remember him? He's from New York. Wait, I know what we were laughing about on FaceTime. - What? - How Kim texted you in the morning? (laughing) - My mom texted me like two days ago, like 8 a.m. Just RIP. Whatever happened to hello. How are you? (laughing) I was like, um, did I do something to offend you? She goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I meant to say, are you up? And then it auto-cracked to RIP. She's like, that's awful. And me and Hannah just went into like, oh, we've literally, we went on a bit for a 10 minutes. - You called it a Sicilian hello. - A Sicilian good morning. Anyone could die at any time. Someone's dead somewhere, RIP. - Someone's roasted a piece this morning. I was like, oh my God. It's crazy. That is the most Sicilian thing ever. - Oh my God. - Anywho. So that's how me and my mom started RIDs. Have you watched-- - Off campus. - Off campus. - I started it and at first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face. Then I was like, okay, his body's hot. And then I started getting triggered thinking about like college, 'cause I. - I know. - You don't do teeny-bopper shows. Like I'm a teeny-bopper. - I liked it when it was gay because I wasn't like, it was, that was interesting to me. Me watching like a girl like Jersey Chase, I'm like, that's just sophomore year baby. - Okay, she wasn't Jersey Chase saying she was his tutor. And then she really, she fell in love with it. - She's his tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart. Babe, that is fictional. - Well, yeah. - It is. - It's a fictional issue. - I can't watch some science fiction. Fantasy. - I can't do it. - So many gigglers DM to me because they know that I love, well first they know I love watching hot people on the television. And I love a high school, like just a cute little show. - Is it 'cause that would show that time in your life? And you wanna relive it? - Maybe, maybe because I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid like, to all the boys I've loved before. Like I love shit like that. - Yeah. - Oh my mom's calling me right now, so it's probably dead. - Somebody's dead again, God damn it, not again. - So anyway, so I get all these DMs like you have to watch in the first 15 minutes, I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me, but like, I'm just gonna keep going through this first episode and then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is standing gorgeous actually to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shield's daughter 'cause I was like, that's Brooke Shields, like in the face. - Do you want me? (laughing) - I'm just pissed out. Do you want me again? - She's like the perfect cast. And let me tell you something, watching this show, I was like, oh, and that's a normal college girls body. And that's a normal hot guy in college. Like it felt, I didn't hate my own body after. - Like when you saw my sports illustrate shoot. - Right. Like when I watch Tell Me Lies, sometimes I'm like, well, how are they so hot? You know, like this show, there was just something about this show that was like-- - Well they weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated, yes, their body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to be. - I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot. Like everyone knew that girl in college. Like it just felt normal. Like everyone looked normal. No one was like a size 00 on ozambic bobble head and I appreciated it. Yeah the hockey guys in college I told you one of the guys asked me what a major was and we were in junior year. What was his? Clearly they put him in something and he didn't know what it was. You're like baby you got expelled two semesters. You don't go here babe. Why do you keep showing up? But I told the story many times before it was a hockey guy that my best friend my you know my two week best friend we got married on Facebook hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they end up getting married and having kids which is we're happy we're happy for them and they're on Facebook I check up on them every now and then I really want to comment but I have it. It's not the place. It's not the place of the time. It's not the place. Actually I haven't checked up. On them in a minute let me put that in my notes. Also not to call you out on the pod but I was texting you I was vintage shopping for you and um crickets. It's sent you like nine things crickets. No I asked you a question I won't point. No that was on an Instagram message you said are you blind? You know what? No I'm gonna start screenshotting the vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a like a polka dot in theory it sounds very me. It was like a vintage big duffel polka dot big polka dots that said YSL in the front and I just texted back and said are you blind? It was the most insane bag. I could do a lot of shoes. Yeah you hated all of them. Well here's the thing with here's the thing with for me specifically and I'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys as you should as you should. I love vintage clothes like I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and like things that I've personally purchased. Walk around these Louis Vuitton's. When it comes to vintage shoes I'm kind of like gross ill someone else's foot and also what is that noise? Oh that was me scrolling through my vintage collection. I'm scrolling through them of the messages with you right now being like a lot of the shoes look really worn like I'm yet to see a vintage like rarely I'll be like oh this looks like it was never even worn but a lot of them I'm like yeah they're they're worn in bit. Okay you're right it's just I don't like spending money so when I see something that you I think you would spend money on I like love sending it to you but and I don't have that problem. And I don't need to know. I don't need to call as hard as you because I'll spend the money okay so I don't need to scour the internet also at my car. Also another thing that pissed me off this week since I'm fresh off of a plane actually I'm sweating I have to take this off. You know I'm literally like I just landed eight minutes ago I was around three grown men and my bag was heavy this time three grown men one of them just they gave him cut me in line to get off the plane I'm like dude technically I'm in front of you but like whatever go ahead you have someone place to go ahead clearly. No men have lost they're oh my god speaking of men on planes I had a crazy flight with my mom and it was like a like six-hour flight and these two men were across the aisle from each other okay and I tried to fall asleep but I like couldn't they it sounded like they were fighting like really loud and aggressive but then I listen and I realized they're just arguing about like who the best basketball players of all time are mind you this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time like I remember in middle school listening to my friends being like and LeBron versus Kobe and winging Chad versus looking to come in my tumbo like they did it for five hours just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things I was this close to to like stepping in when you say across the aisle like across like they were they were I also like they were both on the on aisle seats and like okay but they were talking loud so you were in what you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other yeah why don't you guys oh no we oh no but they were like ahead of us we were seeing next to each other oh god it got it but these men were going going going and then we had stewardess drama I think they prefer flight okay I've gotten steward I steward I okay it's not Jim teacher it's physical educator so the lady comes up to us and she hasn't even she's like asked if we want drinks and she goes by the way like this is my second day it was cut I've ever worked I got it was kind of interesting because she was like 65 also like she hadn't done anything wrong yet so I'm like you don't have to tell me up top that you're new but like I'm rooting for you like go team go a lot of time goes by we don't get our drinks like it's been like two hours we haven't got our drinks okay this other lady comes up to us and she's like hey this other flight attendant sorry is like is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day but she's worked for 20 years so then my mom and I we're on the case we're like we're way down man I fly four times a week I've never been involved in steward i drama to this extent she wasn't even giving us our drink she was like I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with upfront by the cockpit and we were like what is she like lying like what's going on and she's like I don't know we don't know but she's being really but she does and I was like she was nice to us but she told us today maybe she just like says that to people so that like when she messes up it's not that big a deal which actually genius honest I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers yeah because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end and she's like I'm sorry like I it's my first day I'm sorry if I messed up and I'm like this fucking genius I guess I'm using this wait and so I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying yeah she was like I hope I did okay today well maybe I'm like oh maybe she's never done this airline but she's you don't this is a thing also about flight attendants the training is insane the training is military to become a flight attendant I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has like most flight attendants are incredible yeah they are the baristas of the sea I rarely had like a flight attendant issue I've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before you want to know why they're gay because they're girls and gays so they're like hi that's like what I'm gonna be here that's like when I lost my sunglasses at the sports illustrated event I was like it's full of women we're gonna be fine there's nothing I love more than looking healthy to other people and that's what I'm carrying a protein bar and David is the perfect protein bar because they have two different ones gold and bronze which include macro 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making fun of me because I was holding my purse in every photo and they were like thank god you didn't leave it keeping track of my stage how was the AMAs? Lenore murdered best dress. Lenore best dress Lisa Rina goes up to my mom and is like hello how are you who are you your dress is amazing I want to rip it off your body and my mom doesn't watch the house so I was like she doesn't really know who Lisa Rina is and she was like oh my god thank you and these two moms are kekeying and I walk away I'm like mom that's a fashion icon that just said she wants you like you're you did it girl retire but um I've never met Lisa Rina before you have though right yeah I have a couple times so I've never met her and how is your first experience so I don't watch housewives really either I know a couple they're all hilarious um but you never know what you're gonna get with them you never watched Beverly Hills I've like I've seen some but like I've never like watched a season. Okay, but you've seen like in episode Yeah, I've seen like the lady throw her leg Well, that was real Housewives of New York, and that was a Viva, and that was iconic That was like old New York like good old days. I feel like she just came out recently and did like an ask me anything and Someone asked her about that and she was like yeah, obviously I Like plant. I like knew I was gonna do it. Like at some point I was Was like I was keeping in my back pocket. Obviously. Yeah, she's like she said something to the effect of like We're making an entertainment show and I was like hold on So I'm backstage with Lisa Rena and I'm yeah, I'm nervous also sometimes you don't know like if like like this is a job Like we're about to present like I don't know if she wants like key key with me But I let her know like I've met Amelia before and I love Amelia and her eyes kind of And she's like oh, like isn't she the sweetest? I'm like your daughter is so kind and sweet. Yeah, and then I just go for it I'm like by the way I used to be on Bravo also. Oh, she didn't know. I don't think she knew I was She's like senior face donor. Yeah, she was like Cute. This is gonna be fine. Yeah. Hi, hello. Like I'm a mom. I'm gonna be nice. Like you're a child to me And by the way Lisa when it knows everyone. She's like dabbing up John Legend Like she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her. She sorry. It's been a long day. She Looks at me and she's like really and I'm like I don't know how to explain this But the very specific Situation that you went through on Bravo It's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate To what you've been through And she like looks at me and you thought they and you thought she didn't want to keep you like I She was like actually I'm literally gonna hold my fucking purse and she looked at me and we said some things back and forth that I Need to keep to my heart Yeah, but she looked at me and took my hand and she said if these Difficult things didn't happen to us We would not be standing here today together, presenting at the AMAs. That is so true And we had this like beautiful heart to heart because I told her I said I remember Not to bring it up right before we go on stage, but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform Yeah, you do do that. I said I remember when you were booed at Bravo Con And that was so Fucked up like imagine your mom getting booed Bless you and she was like yeah, I'm like, but it is like WWE and just have to lean in when you're on that side of the the docket Yeah But we had this kind of like beautiful moment and then she was so fun like she is so cool I just want to think it goes now that Lisa She's she's a good one. We love her. Yeah, we love her. No, she's always been really nice anytime I've ever met her and I saw her after we met Amelia when we did double worse Prada And I was just like what a fam what a great family so freaking cute. I also they must just have such a fun time together also um I started watching real house wise. No, I started watching the Mormon secret wives on the plane Welcome, I have so many thoughts, but we're happy to have you. It's a crazy journey You know, we don't care when you start as long as you start Yeah, the problem is I started because we were getting our nails done and Paige put on like a random episode from season three So then I just continued from that episode So I watched season three first and now I'm in season two Okay, so you watch season three season four no you went season three back to two you didn't like finish I kind of like see did you watch season five Okay, I this is so you like Like what the I like watching seasons out of order though because you you're kind of like Oh my god, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen or and I know what's about to happen or like Oh, you're yelling her about this, but she's about to yell at you about that next time because y'all are at you do the same thing You're doing the same things each other That's one of the craziest things that you that I didn't really know about you I also think I actually I don't know why I was doing it, but I think I was just going with the flow But anyway, I've we've known Jesse like she's been around like that's the Mormon house House of girl and she's always been awesome to us, but I never watched her and then I get off the plane after watching season three and part in season two Get to the AMAs first people I see Marciano and Jesse that's crazy to be like in in Balled in the season like in April and then see that like my life is so fucking weird because normally I see Jesse I'm just like hey, what's up like I know you're doing great stuff Haven't watched it support and now I'm like you guys um what's going on? And this is why you have to go in order because she like just got divorced and Are people mad like she's like literally like a week ago. No, her husband is the worst, but they're not my that she's out with Marciano even though Marciano, I don't give a shit. Oh good. I don't think they're like actually together. Also, you have a full flu right now No, I have yeah, you you have pneumonia. Well, I had a cold. I had a summer cold Like people were getting You're the you would make it she coming in cold. You're like it's a summer cold You want to know what my assistant had a cold and then I was with her and then I got a cold And then I just flew so like whenever I fly like my like I can't I can't should you get like an IV or something Do they know I don't like feel sick. I just have like a head cold. Okay. Okay. Anyhow Yeah, seeing Jesse after watching eight episodes of her was like kind of weird and I do have one note about Jesse I think she has the bone structure to have a country Bob. Yeah, none of them have about oh One of them did just cut a bob. I can't I don't remember Miranda But no one really has a bob. Yeah, honestly Hannah you could be Mormon with your hair. Oh my god. Thank you Yeah, that's like a really big compliment. I feel it is funny though that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never watch the show Because I trust you because I said she knows comedy and if it hits a hit show ever that was the best show I mean now it's like I don't know who knows what's gonna happen with it, but it Here's the thing. This is why you know it's the best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop like the first It burned too bright seasons. Yeah, it was and now everyone's like okay. This is Partly illegal and just not mentally good like it's so dark now And same with Beverly Hills like when Lisa run I feel like was getting fired like it was getting dark like the moment you watch an episode and you're like This made me anxious. I can't watch it like I can't and like this is not fun when I watch housewives I want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush like I want to watch funny stupid things I don't want to know that like your husband Has been cheating on you for 10 years and and you're pregnant. You just found out. Yeah Like people talk about the valley all the time and I've never watched a single second of the valley because I will I was never like a jacks fan and I feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever So I was just no one from Vanderpump that like I would have Tuned in for but like now on tiktok like all see clips and I don't even know any of their names But there's this one girl on there and she's gorgeous. Yeah, she's beautiful And her husband is a little rat like an actual rat. You could be describing so many relationships So chill and she like just had a baby and he's I mean diabolical. That's the thing. It's one of the craziest things Vanderpump when they're just like young waitresses like taking plan B like that's cute But like when they're adults with children having issues. I'm like this is like call a family lawyer No, but also with Mormon wives I don't understand what mom talk is because they're always like you're in mom talk you're out of mom talk you're in mom talk I'm like you mean to do a tiktok they're group to do a tiktok But it's all together. Okay, so if you want to take it to do a tiktok with all of us your mom talk But I don't think mom talk can survive this Because I think when they first started the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together in one tiktok But now they don't need to be all together. Yeah, now they don't now like that's like not a thing But they still like have to say to the camera like will mom talk survive Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing like Who Mormon Housewives is one of I feel like the first show to actually break the fourth wall and film a season of reality TV and talk about like I'm going and doing this press and I got this because of the show. Yeah Yeah, like they're like we have to film the reunion like we like no one says that I feel like on summer or on Brava and that's why I think Mormon wives was so good because It becomes about egos and you're all fighting about people being like jealous of who's getting what but then they can change it to be like, "No, I don't like how she's, I don't like something about her." And it's like, "No, you're mad about something she got." Totally. Yeah. And it's like, "Let's fight about that." Yeah, let's fight about that. Instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something. But I digress, it's I digress. How are you? And good are you. You have the craziest list of all time. Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a question about spray tanning. Okay. Which I have one in one hour. I got a spray tan for AMAs. That was on, this is like literally women in STEM shit. I got it on one day, Thursday. No, seven days, I don't know, now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it. Oh, I know, I got it on Saturday night. And now it's Thursday. I don't think I'm, if I do it, I think it'll get, it'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something? You want to respry. Do I? Or do you feel like you're tan? I'm going to be honest, my LA tans, I feel like last 10 days. So you'll only be at seven. Okay. What happens if you spray too early, like what are the girls have to be aware of? What do you mean spray too early, spray too early, like for an event? Like you, you sprayed yourself, and then it's only been like six days, but you want to be tanner. Well, from the minute you get your spray tan, like that next day, you really have to like moisturize a lot, drink a lot of water. It's all, if you say hydrated and moisturized, your spray tan will stay. What the, why is water like, I feel like that's big water. And you can't really like shave your legs, but you don't have to worry about that. Well, that really got you. That really got me because, I'm sure it's never crossed my desk. I've never been like, oh, no, I shaved accidentally. I have a spray tan after this pod, but last night, I knew I was going to be rushing. So I exfoliated last night to deal with the shift so that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod, then get my spray because I have to wash my hair. It's a woman and stuff. I have a question for you. It's a whole thing. Yeah, I went to Puravita with my mom, and it was really busy, but there was like one table open, and I was going to have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered because that's like what you do. And I am going to sit, someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table. That I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy. Yeah. I also, she had like a little attitude that she was right ahead of us. It was like, she was the only person ahead of us and us, so I knew it was her phone. And she didn't even look back, she just left her phone on the table and was just standing there. Like that's my table. Gen Z. No. Millennial. I would say like Millennial. Yeah. She's one of us. Wow. And so what do you do? I let her have it. But it would be funny if I just sat down and started texting. I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to think if I would say I don't think I would say anything, but I would be like, that's like, you know what I have started doing? If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door or like you're coming, whatever, anything like that. If you don't say thank you to me, I'm saying you're welcome. Like that little stuff like that like really pisses me off. Like today I was walking out of the door and I like held it for the lady like coming in. And I like had a suitcase and stuff. So like it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you, but I'm a normal person. And so like when she walked in and didn't say anything, I literally was like, Oh no, you're so welcome. You literal fucking bitch. I mean, I didn't say literal fucking bitch, but I did say like, Nope. I got it. You're so welcome. And the Kebawke. Exercise drinking water is important. You have to let it out somewhere or then you're cursing out only if I want to snap. I'm going to oh really bitch, no, slam this goddamn door on you. You're not going to say thank you to me. I almost went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy when I was taking it down, I banged. Oh, I love doing that being over dramatic when it falls down. Well, I wasn't even trying to be dramatic. Okay, I literally like dropped it onto the thing and then it like fell onto the floor. And I looked around at the three men and I said, So sorry, I'm so loud. You should have fell on it. Like you could have fucking held it on it and just lay there like a pencil and just stress. I'm like, I literally I wanted to be like, and you're not lonely enough. I would be so pissed if I was you because look at the end of the day, I am strong looking. Like someone a guy doesn't do it. I'm like, Oh, he thinks I'm really strong. But if I was you, I'd be like, Oh, you hate women. I'm wearing a cashmere duster. I can't, hello, and it's crazy because I would never let you even lift it when we were on tour. I'm in ballet flats. No. Get my bag. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Also, when you pack, you love cases, like you love little cases, you pulled out a pouch that was for ants. Like what are you putting in like the little pouches that you have? You get a pencil, the pencil case. Oh, I'm my pouch, I'm my pouch. Yes. Well, your pouch is pouch. You can grow. Well, here's the thing. I love a pouch set. So I love a pouch that goes in the pouch and I do have this little like long, it looks like a pencil case. Yeah, you're right. It looks like a pencil case pouch. I put my medicines in there and by my medicines, I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers, which I'm going to just say this first and foremost. I'm seeing a lot of beta blockers slander on the internet and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you out of it, groggy, out of it. They don't make you can't get high off of the beta block. You would die before you got high off of the beta blocker. You're like, I tried. It doesn't have any effect. It's not an SSRI. It does not affect your brain whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms. It's for your heart. I will not listen to beta blocker slander from any one and if I do, I'm calling Mr. Beta Blocker. You won't see that directly. See send us a little bit. Let's call the cops. I remember I called the cops. Hi, this is Paige, me again. Real quick. You want to know what though? I did have to wear with all to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police, not 911. Is that 3-1-1? No, you like look up like a real number. 3-1-1 is like. Who is that? I thought it was 4-1-1. Is that even a thing? Anyone that used to be like information? What's the 4-1-1? You could call 4-1-1 and be like, what's the number to give it to you? Yeah. Should we try it right now? Is that a thing, so? I'm going to try it right now. 4-1-1. We're unable to complete your call. Okay. Just speak to a customer service representative. But you used to be able to call 4-1-1 and be like, can I have the number to blah, blah, blah, restaurant on this, this street and they would give it to you? Not to age us, but do you remember when there were telephone on the street? Like, either you're going to say telephone operators and I was like, no, Hannah. I'm not a hundred and fucking five. Oh, like, what are they called, payphone? A payphone. I remember it vividly. You know, I never used one that. Like, I've never been inside of one to like use it. I feel like we'd just use it. You would have loved it. It's the best for prank calling. I think I would have loved it. It's literally made for prank calling. There's a new thing. I know we're like totally against chat GPT, but there's this new thing going around on TikTok that people are asking chat like from everything you know about me, from talking to me. And you tell me what fictional character I'm most like, and I kind of want to do it. But also, I appreciate the environment and I don't need to know the answer to that question, but also just know that I want to know so bad. Someone in a really funny video and they were like, chat GPT to a deadbeat dad. You're really busy and that's why you're trying your best, but you can only be in so many places at once. And that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while. And that's why all the men are like so behind AI. Oh my God. So anyway. Also, have you seen, like, it's enough us comparison, comparison, us to like, comparison comparison, you're just, we're such a married couple, you got so excited to correct me. You lit the fuck up. You were like, comparison, what do you even, but usually I know when you're joking, what do you even try to say? What was that? Oh, okay. But you know when you're comparing yourself, yeah, to like women with face tune, women with BBLs, women in general, just comparing each other now, we have to compare yourself to AI girls. I tapped out because there's this whole trend of AI girls at baseball. And it's like, look at this hot girl to baseball game and it's like an AI gorgeous girl watching the match or something, and that's like trending. I actually tapped out when only fans became a thing. I said I actually no longer can compete and have the best time ever, but I can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet. You would go crazy. That's why you got to just stay in your own lane, baby. You guys stay in your own lane. Also, everything on the internet is fake. I've talked to a lot of people. Everyone's had. You know, I've done some inventory this week too. No one's aligned. No one's aligned. No one feels aligned. I'm like, you're, you're or is all out of whack. I've done some control groups. People are not happy. Also, everyone's on his own. So also I just got my period and my stomach hurts. I got mine on Sunday. I'm actually almost done, but I got mine early. You know, it's so annoying, but when I am healthier, I get my period early and like regular. It's annoying. I'm so sorry. Well, I ate a lot of vegetables. I felt like this month and my period was like, yeah, thanks. The giglers want to know now that Windbreaker Gate has settled. Did I ruin the Windbreaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it? And I should just keep it. Or I mean, you love that Windbreaker. You love it. Why? Because it goes with like your hair color. Like it's so like your coloring. No, but I just want to know. Did I ruin it for you? No, I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night, but then I decided not to go. But in my head, my outfit, because it was rainy, it was Memorial Day weekend. What was better than? The Windbreaker. I was like, oh my God, I'll wear a Windbreaker out to dinner. But then I was like, you know what? I decided I'm not happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you. And I made it about me. And that's not the kind of friend I want to be Hannah. Oh my God, you're so annoying because here's the thing about me. And you know this. I love an outfit. And I love an outfit that gets seen. So I've seen this. I've looked at this Windbreaker 8,000 times on the internet. So the fact that she's having her own moment. She's gone viral. She's gone to so many events. She's seen so many different things. I'm like so excited. I'm happy for her. Like that's why I love clothes. I'm like, let them see the world. You know, I have an emotional connection to her. Oh my God, good. No, you didn't run that for me. So we have kind of an exciting weekend. No, we have a very exciting weekend. We're presenting. Yeah, we're presenting at Last Coltrist Us, which you've been to before. I haven't. Yeah, it's so fun. Remember last year I was like, I haven't had fun in years. So much fun. And you wore a hat that looked really good. Well, I just feel like when something is hosted by the gaze, I don't get stressed about my outfit because I'm like, they're fine. And they're like, they're like, go for it and do whatever. And it's fun and be yourself. So it's like so much less stressful. I think I'm going to wear a schmata. I don't know what that is. It's like a bandana. It's like, you know, an Italy when they you're in a convertible and you put it. But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off. And I'm kind of nervous now. How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like around and back? Like you're in a convertible in the 1950s? Are you trying to do like because it would hide my double chin. And if I wear sunglasses, then it's like really cunt. But then I also could look like an egg. But then if I wear it like on my forehead, like normal bandana. Yeah, like going to the pit. That could that could be a little try hard. So I'm a little stressed. Well, it all depends on your outfit. We'll deal with it. Well, you're stressed now. You're like, do you like your outfit? Yeah, I love my outfit. Okay, so you're good. Actually, you're fine. You have. You have the capacity. I'm no anxiety. Okay, good. And we're presenting. And I feel like I read the teleprompter at AMAs because it was like network TV. Yeah, you're reading it also here. What if I forget to read how to read this is also network television. This is also going to be on peacock. Is that no work? What's a people? It's NBC. Okay. I'll be good. I'll be good. You know what's interesting? Like who said like, oh, you know what the perfect thing for our new station is a peacock? Who would put the word cock in? Like that is so crazy. Like sometimes I don't even like saying peacock because I hate saying the word cock. So vile and disgusting. And it's like, it's harsh. Someone was saying how like white guys love saying cock. No, I hate the sound of it. Like, I think the word cunt is so much more palatable. No, I wouldn't say it either. I actually don't think I can finish. Like men say it. Like it looks like when they're having sex. Like sexually. I think because it makes it sound bigger than dick. And they need to overcompensate. Dick is like cocks little brother. Well, if you don't confidence and you just say dick, it can it can it can seem short. But if you say cock, it sounds longer. Cock sounds like you're sucking someone's dick when you don't stick a turn. Someone was like, this was such a nice pot about television. That was because I always think about that. I'm like, that's weird. Like anytime there's like something sexual that's like there is like an undertone of sex. Something sexual or like inappropriate. I don't like that. Where like it there shouldn't be. Yeah. It's like either be direct and say what you're trying to say. He also just men can't be dirty. Girls are allowed to be dirty men can't. I just want men naming things. You know, like who came up with the word like, Oh, our brand is a peacock. Like, no, that's weird. I feel like. No, she knows she. I know someone on some giggler at NBC is like, okay. At a long week. I'm also it's crazy that they got that like nothing else's names peacock. There's some peacock it fucking walking over. Like, okay, it's my name. Take it for your freaking thing. Also, everything's going to be owned by everything eventually. No, literally. And this is why you can't ever get high. You're high. Like, that is such a high person like that. And one day, everything will be owned by a page calls me high as the kite. And I'm like, holy shit. We're on the same wavelength right now. And we talk for two hours. Like, right. Okay. I'm going to actually write tell you something I wrote down. Not high because I'm scared of smoking. But like, if you were high right now, you would be able to vibe with me at. I wrote dating is just auditioning, but you don't want to be too good of an actor. That is so high. I'm like, I see where you're going. One time I wrote down. I saw this the other day and I was like, you fucking idiot. I wrote down the craziest thing. Hi, hold on. If the pros outweigh the cons, you still have to deal with the cons. And you were like, genius. And I was like, why do you even do pros and cons? Like, you still have to deal with those. That is anyway. Oh my god. I'm like, that was so funny. Also, Rowan is Brookshield's daughter, who's my friend named Rob. She's really, wait, I'm obsessed with that. She's not going to be on Bravo's next gen. She did the funniest take talk about trying to understand when they first try to explain how health insurance works to you. Have you been in your job? Your first job where they're like, okay, this is the health insurance. And then they say the word deductible. And no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means, no one knows what it means. And no one's ever said that word to me in my life. How did I go 25 years without hearing the word deductible? And then it's just you get scared and then you start checking off boxes. You shouldn't check. How do we get here? Wait, what the hell? What the hell does Rowan on next gen NYC have to do with health insurance? She, she did a video about it. So it's going to be your credit. Oh, it made me laugh. I'm like, wait, you are everyone needs health insurance. No, my mom has tried to explain it to me since I turned 26 and I'm like, that was so scary when you turned 26. Yeah, I also put a random age. Also deductible literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why. Do you remember like being in your early 20s and saying what if I just didn't have health insurance and everyone's like, You must. And you're like, okay, but I don't know what it is. And they were like, I doctor and I'm like, my eyes are good. They're like, then why would I pay that? I'm always out urgent care. So like I am like the number one candidate of like, I know I actually need health insurance because if I feel like something's wrong, I'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment. - See I'm like a man, like I'll be like. - You're like an old Italian woman. - I'm literally like, I have a little thing on my back and does is like, that's cancer and I'm like only time will tell. - That's no. - No. - Like I don't know how I came out of my anxious Italian mom's vagina, so chill about my health care. - Your type A and type B. You're like a combination and stuff like that. You're very type B. - Yeah, like I actually probably have had moments where I'm like, I should go to urgent care but I don't want to talk to the person at the front. Like I don't know what they might ask me for something that I don't have and I don't know if I could deal with that. - Before I like knew really new urgent care was like a thing. I would just like go to the ER and my mom would be like, "Stop going to the ER." Maybe like something's wrong. - There was actually in fact something wrong. I had a system on my ovary that no one could figure out. So like I would drop to the ground, like walking down the streets of New York City and I'd be like, "No, I'm going to the emergency room. Why am I falling to the ground?" - That's so iconic though. They're like, "Maybe you shouldn't be wearing tenon chills." But. Oh my God. Anyhow, is there anything else that we forgot to cover? There's a Martin Short documentary. I think everyone should watch on Netflix. - Oh, I saw the advertisement on Netflix. - He's so freaking adorable. He's so adorable. A short man that I actually like. Actually the only short man that I like. Go for him. He's actually a short game. - Actually I did watch the first 10 minutes. I just remembered when I fell asleep. Stanley Tucci's second season of his like, travel cooking show is out. And it's, let me tell you something, that man. Yeah, that man's aura. Like, okay, he's a perfect example of a man that I'm like, or maybe it's just 'cause he's European. Like, I don't want to say that he's gay. But there's like certain feminine things, but I'm like, no, I think it's hot. - Do you think anyone calls him Stan? - Yeah, well that's his name. - I don't know, I feel like he's one of the guys that's like, it's Stanley. (laughs) - Wait, Stanley, it's Stanley. - Have you ever met like a, like you meet like a Chris and he's like, it's Christopher and you're like, okay, you fucking loser. - No one is dying for three fucking so long. - Or like, if someone was like, it's Michael, I'm like, how about you shut the fuck up? - You know, my brother has been Daniel 'cause my dad was Dan or Danny. - That's different. There's another person with the same name. - But you know, it's really cute. He went to like work for the first time and I met one of his co-workers and they were like, oh, you're Dan's sister and I said who? So he went to work and he had people call him Dan. - He like rebranded. - No, he rebranded without telling us and I was like, you mean, Daniel and they're like, Dan. And I'm like, oh, you think you're growing up? - That's cute. - No, I know. He didn't even tell us. Anyway, my name's Han from now on. All right, well, this was an amazing episode. I'm not gonna be as fired up next time. - You were freaking jacked up, hell yeah. And then we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of Mindy and Kate and Brenda. - It was so fun. - I'm obsessed with Mindy Kaling, like on another level. - I mean, both she, you guys are the same person. It was freaking me out. - Yeah. - Okay, I gotta go text Kate Hudson. But I love you so much. (laughing) And Giggler's, thank you for Giggling with us. We love you. Bye. (upbeat music)