Giggling about summer colds, spray tans, and Sicilian mornings

what's up gigglers gary fix the wi-fi manifest that shit we can't be managed i mean the day just got away from me hello what are you laughing at because i didn't time it right no because we just were staring at each other like we cannot make direct eye contacts um it's too intense for our souls um what's up my grandiose gigglers wait when we do this do you look at yourself no i look at you and then i check on myself i check to make sure there isn't something insane happening okay i look at you when you're telling like a long story but then like you don't yeah okay actually it's the opposite i look at me when you're telling a long story when you're telling something i start a long story you begin your skincare routine like you start like organizing things on your dresser like you know today was actually so bad for whatever reason i think that i have someone's assistant's email like accidentally blocked from my email because i'm never in the calendar invite for this one specific meeting so today i get on and i'm like full face mask full jammies i'm like i wasn't aware something was going on and i kept my face mask on the whole time because i had just put it on my mom would call the teacher and be like hey i know page i know page is having her own problems coming late but then hannah gets distracted because page is making hannah laugh during class because the whole meeting i was taking screenshots of you in the different positions of your face with the face mask because you were so serious so we'll add that to the newsletter because i have a whole folder of screenshots of you during zooms being insane but everyone respects you still it's crazy it's because of your aura yeah i think it's my aura and also because you're busy i'm busy i say things assertively i i know that you start new segments randomly but i'd like to start a new segment and you run it by grace i didn't okay did you run yours by grace yeah i run everything by grace yeah there's a formality to giggly squad but okay just skip the middleman my segment is what pissed me off this week okay and i think that's actually a phenomenal segment oh yeah let's go i'm in i'm in this was like a couple days ago but because we didn't record on monday are we okay that's that was i this is what happened because we didn't record that again paige and i was we're on a two-hour facetime on wednesday wait i didn't realize that that is why we had to facetime because we didn't record we had to chat yeah it's like we needed and then in my head i was like oh that would have been so funny to tell on giggly squad so we'll try to recreate some moments but they won't be as good what pissed you off i don't even remember what we talked about um i don't know i think it was at the knicks yeah it might have been the knicks or whoever like they're playing in the other whoever the other teams are but whatever it was travis and i don't even remember what we talked about travis kelsey and taylor swift they're sitting courtside watching and the announcer said travis kelsey and his girlfriend now how successful does a woman need to be to be called her name not only did it piss me off just like here's the thing i thought about it if if he only if the if the announcer only knew travis kelsey because it's sports and he knew who he was and blah blah maybe because he was live it like quickly slipped his mind like oh my god i can't remember taylor swift's name because that happens and you say like oh his girlfriend first of all it's his fiance but i digress but then later you could say taylor swift calling taylor swift anyone i'm not even travis kelsey calling taylor swift anyone's anything girlfriend anything is so insane to me i'm like it it's also it wasn't even a football game it was a basketball game and they both were two fans watching i'm like that's taylor swift's boyfriend like like what are you talking about to you that like really pissed me off i'm like oh my god she has what she has to be more successful for you to you to know what the fuck her name is also like can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something one sporting event without getting offended sporting event i was watching the back of their heads um taylor and her boyfriend the back of her head what game was that the next game so like whenever we go to one side i would just see um yeah he chugged a beer or something so then like the internet exploded oh i missed that yeah but you've been i got the highlight you've been watching the knicks though like how about the mix well i feel like any every single person in new york city is like go next watch really brought the city together it really has i was unaware that they've been so bad for so long so bad for so long i didn't know that no my grandpa would be so had a bad couple of years i've talked remember this someone i brought up my grandpa on a zoom earlier today i yeah i do remember it i do remember it because now i'm gonna keep a tally of how many times we're bringing up your grandpa on work zooms and then that is one moment when i do look at the zoom and i look at you because i'm like if you start crying i literally had to cover my mouth i started laughing i was like here she goes and the guy we were on zoom with was like of an old was a little bit older so i was like if she's starts going i'm like do you know jerry burner do you remember him he's from new york wait i know what we were laughing about on facetime what how kim texted you in the morning my mom texted me like two days ago like 8 a.m just r.i.p whatever happened to hello how are you i was like um did i do something to offend you she goes oh my god i'm so sorry i meant to say are you up and then it auto-corrected to r.i.p she's like that's awful and me and hannah just went into like a we literally we went on a bit for 10 minutes a sicilian hello a sicilian good morning anyone could die at any time someone's dead somewhere r.i.p someone's resting in peace it's like oh my god it's crazy that is the most sicilian thing ever oh my god anywho so that's how me and my mom start our days um have you watched off campus off campus i started it and at first i was like i don't think he's like that hot in the face then i was like okay his body's hot and then i started getting triggered thinking about like college because i i know it was you don't do teeny bopper shows like i'm a teeny bopper i liked it when it was gay because i wasn't like it was that was interesting to me me watching like a girl like jersey chase i'm like that's just sophomore year baby okay she wasn't jersey chasing she was his tutor and then she realized she fell in love also she's his tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart babe that is fictional well yeah it is it's a fictional show i can't watch science fiction fantasy i can't do it so many gigglers dm'd me because they know that i love well first they know i love watching hot people on the television and i love a high school like just a cute little stupid show that time in your life and you want to relive it maybe maybe it's because i love that time in my life but i love just like a stupid like to all the boys i've loved before like i love shit like that um oh my mom's calling me right now so it's probably dead somebody's dead again god damn it not again so um the so anyway so i get all these dms like you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes i'm like okay this is like a little bit cheesy for me but like i'm just gonna keep going through this first episode and then i'm like i'm really hooked the number one thing that i noticed is that i've been watching a lot of in this show one the main girl is stunning gorgeous actually i had to look her up and see if she was brook shield's daughter because i was like that's brook shields like in the face or do you want me sorry spit out do you want me again she's like the perfect cast and let me tell you something watching this show i was like oh and that's a normal college girl's body and that's a normal like hot girl's body and i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like oh my god i'm like in college like it felt i didn't hate my own body after like when you saw my sports illustrated shoot right like when i watch tell me lies sometimes i'm like well how are they so hot you know like this show there was just something about this show that was like they weren't artificial they weren't like manipulated yes their body their body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to be like every i was like that's a girl i went to college with that doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot like everyone knows knew that girl in college like it just felt normal like everyone looked normal no one was like a size double zero on ozempic bobblehead and i appreciated it yeah the hockey guys in college i told you one of the guys asked me what a major was and we were in junior year what was his clearly they put him in something and he didn't know what it was you're like babe you got expelled two semesters ago you don't go here babe why do you keep showing but i've told i told the story many times before it was a hockey guy that my best friend my you know my two-week best friend we got married on facebook hooked up with him when i was at a tennis tournament and they end up getting married and having kids which is right and we're happy we're happy for them and they're on facebook i check up on them every now and then yeah i really want to comment but i haven't it's not the place it's not the place or the time it's not the place actually i haven't checked up on them in a minute let me put that in my notes um also um not to call you out on the pod but i was texting you i was vintage shopping for you and um crickets i sent you like nine things crickets no i asked you a question at one point no that was on an instagram message you said are you blind you know what no i'm gonna start screenshotting the vintage shit that hannah finds and sends to me she sent me like a like a polka dot in theory it sounds very me it was like a vintage big duffel polka dot big polka dots that said ysl in the front and i just texted back and said are you blind like it was the most insane bag i texted you a lot of shoes yeah you hated all of them well here's the thing with here's the thing with for me specifically and i'm only speaking for myself and my own journeys as you should as you should i love vintage clothes like i think there are so many cool vintage outfits that i've seen and like things that i've personally purchased these louisville towns when it comes to vintage shoes i'm kind of like gross ew someone else's foot and also what is that noise oh that was me scrolling through my vintage collection i'm scrolling through the messages with you right now being like a lot of the shoes look really worn like i've yet to see a vintage like rarely i'll be like oh this looks like it was never even worn but a lot of them i'm like yeah they're they're worn in babe okay you're right it's just i don't like spending money so when i see something that you i think you would spend money on i like love sending it to you um but and i don't have that problem you go i don't need your help and i don't need your help i don't need to go as hard as you because i'll spend the money okay so i don't need to scour the internet i'll swipe my card oh , also another thing that pissed me off this week since i'm fresh off of a plane actually i'm sweating i have to take this off you know i'm literally like i just landed eight minutes ago i was around three grown men and my bag was heavy this time three grown men one of them just like even cut me in line to get off the plane i'm like dude technically i'm in front of you but like whatever go ahead you have some place to go ahead clearly no men have lost their oh my god speaking of men on planes i had a crazy flight with my mom and it was like a like six hour flight and these two men were across the aisle from each other okay and i tried to fall asleep but i like couldn't it sounded like they were fighting like really loud and aggressive but then i listened and i realized they were just arguing about like who the best basketball players of all time are mind you this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time like i remember in middle school listening to my friends being like and lebron versus kobe and shag versus fucking like they did it for five hours just like mansplaining to each other stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things i was this close to to like stepping in when you say across the aisle like across like they were they weren't i yeah so like they were both on the on the aisle seats and like okay so but they were talking loud so you were in what you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other yeah why didn't you guys oh no we oh no but they were like uh ahead of us we were sitting next to each other oh got it got it but these men were going going going and then we had stewardess drama i think they prefer flight okay i've gotten so steward i steward i okay it's not gym teacher it's physical educator so the lady comes up to us and she hasn't even she's like asked if we want drinks and she goes by the way like this is my second day it was kind of ever working i get it was kind of interesting because she was like 65 um also like she hadn't done anything wrong yet so i'm like you don't have to tell me up top that you're new i'm like you don't have to tell me up top that you're new i'm like you don't but like i'm rooting for you like go team go a lot of time goes by we don't get our drinks like it's been like two hours we haven't got our drinks okay this other lady comes up to us and she's like hey this other flight attendant sorry is like is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day but she's worked for 20 years so then my mom and i are on the case wait a minute when i tell you i fly four times a week i've never been involved in steward i drama to this extent she wasn't even giving us our drink she was like i need to tell you what the fuck i'm dealing with up front by the cockpit and we were like what is she like lying like what's going on and she's like i don't know we don't know but she's being really bitchy to us and i was like she was nice to us but she told us two days maybe she just like says that to people so that like when she messes up it's not that big a deal which actually genius honest i think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers yeah because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end and she's like i'm sorry like i've it's my first day i'm sorry if i messed up and i'm like this is fucking genius i gotta start using this wait and so i can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying yeah she was like i hope i did okay today well maybe i'm like oh maybe she's never done this airline but she's you don't this is the thing also about flight attendants the training is insane the training is military to become a flight attendant i've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has like most flight attendants are incredible yeah they are the baristas of the sea rarely had like a flight attendant issue i've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before you want to know why they're gay because they're girls and gays so they're like hi that's like when happy to be here that's like when i lost my sunglasses at the sports illustrated event i was like it's full of women we're gonna be fine there's nothing i love more than looking healthy to other people and that's when i'm carrying a protein bar and david is the perfect protein bar because they have two different ones gold and bronze which is the perfect protein bar and david is the perfect protein bar because they have 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giggly that's davidprotein.com slash giggly gigglers are making fun of me because i was holding my purse in every photo and they were like thank god you didn't leave it you're keeping track of it on stage um how was the amas lenore murdered best dress best dress lisa rena goes up to my mom and is like hello how are you who are you your dress is amazing i want to rip it off your body and my mom doesn't watch the housewives like she doesn't really know who is and she was like oh my god thank you and these two moms are kicking and i walk away i'm like mom that's a fashion icon that just said she wants you like you're you did it girl retire but um i've never met lisa rena before you have though right yeah i have a couple times so i've never met her and how was your first experience so i don't watch housewives really either i've i know a couple they're all hilarious um but you never know what you're gonna get with them you never watched beverly hills i've like i've seen some but like i've never like watched a season okay but you've seen like in episode yeah i've seen like the lady throw her leg oh well that was real housewives of new york and that was aviva and that was iconic that was like old new york like good old days i feel like she just came out recently and did like an ask me anything and someone asked her about that and she was like yeah obviously i like playing i like knew i was gonna do it like at some point i was gonna love how she was like i was keeping in my back pocket obviously yeah she's like she said something to the effect of like we're making an entertainment show and i was like totally so i'm backstage with lisa rena and i'm yeah i'm nervous also sometimes you don't know like if like this is a job like we're about to present like i don't know if she wants to like kiki with me but i let her know like i've met amelia before and i love amelia and her eyes kind of lit up and she's like oh like isn't she the sweetest i'm like your daughter is so kind and sweet yeah and then i just go for it i'm like by the way i used to be on bravo also oh she didn't know i don't think she knew who i was she was like senior face don't know yes she was like you're cute this is gonna be fun yeah hi hello like i'm a mom i'm gonna be nice like you're a child to me and by the way lisa rena knows everyone she's like dabbing up john legend like she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her she sorry it's been a long day she looks at me and she's like really and i'm like i don't know how to explain this but the very specific situation that you went through on bravo it's crazy but i feel like i'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through and she like looks at me and you thought they and you thought she didn't want to keep age she's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know she was like actually hold my purse hold my fucking purse and she looked at me and we said some things back and forth that i need to keep to my heart yeah but she looked at me and took my hand and she said if these difficult things didn't happen to us we would not be standing here today together presenting at the amas that is so true and we had this like beautiful heart to heart i told her i said i remember not to bring it up right before we go on stage but i love bringing up traumatizing things right before i perform yeah you do do that i said i remember when you were booed at bravo con and that was so fucked up like imagine your mom getting booed bless you and she was like yeah i'm like but it is like wwe and you just have to lean in when you're on that side of the the docket yeah um but we had this kind of like beautiful moment and then she was so fun like she's so cool i just want the gigglers know that lisa she's she's a good one we love her yeah we love her no she's always been really nice anytime i've ever met her and i saw her after we met amelia when we did devil wears prada and i was just like what a fam what a great family so freaking cute i also they must just have such a fun time together also um i started watching real housewives no i started watching the mormon secret wives on the plane welcome i have so many thoughts but we're happy to have you it's a crazy journey you know we don't care when you start as long as you start yeah the problem is i started because we were getting our nails done and page put on like a random episode from season three so then i just continued from that episode so i watched season three first and now i'm like oh my god i'm gonna i'm in season two okay so you watched season three season four no no you went season three back to two you didn't like finish i kind of like seeing did you watch season one okay i this is so you like like what the i like watching seasons out of order though because you you're kind of like oh my god this girl doesn't know what's about to happen to her and i know what's about to happen or like oh you're yelling her about this but she's about to yell at you about that next time because y'all are you do the same thing you're doing the same things to each other that's one of the craziest things that you that i didn't really know about you i also had like actually i don't know why i was doing it but i think i was just going with the flow but anyway i've we've known jesse like she's been around like that's the mormon house house of girl and she's always been awesome to us but i never watched her and then i get off the plane after watching season three and part of season two get to the amas first people i see marciano and jesse that's crazy to be like in in involved in the season like in that moment and then see that my life is so fucking weird because normally i see jesse i'm just like hey what's up like i know you're doing great stuff i haven't watched it support and now i'm like you guys um what's going on hannah this is why you have to go in order because she like just got divorced and are people mad like literally like a week ago no her husband is the worst they're not mad that she's out with marciano even though marciano they don't give a shit oh good i don't think they're like actually together also you have a full flu right now no you have the flu yeah you you have pneumonia well i had a cold i had a summer cold that like people were getting you're the you would make a cheek having a cold you're like it's a summer cold you want to know what my assistant had a cold and then i was with her and then i got a cold and then i just flew so like whenever i fly like my like i can't i can't should you get like an iv or something do they no i don't like feel sick i just have like a head cold okay okay anyhow yeah seeing jesse after watching eight episodes of her was like kind of weird and i do have one note about jesse i think she has the bone structure to have a cunty bob yeah none of none of them have a bob oh um one of them i don't know i don't know one of them did just cut a bob i can't i don't remember miranda but no one really has a bob yeah honestly hannah you could be mormon with your hair oh my god thank you yeah that's like a really big compliment i feel like it is funny though that i dressed up as a mormon housewife on halloween when i never watched the show because i trust you because i said she knows comedy and if it hits it hits that was the best show i mean now it's like i don't know who knows what's gonna happen with it but it here's the thing i don't know who knows what's gonna happen with it but i don't know who the thing this is why you know it's the best show it got dark quick and they had to stop like the first it burned like a couple seasons yeah it was and now everyone's like okay this is partly illegal and just not mentally good like it's so dark now and same with beverly hills like when lisa run i feel like was getting fired like it was getting dark like the moment you watch an episode and you're like this made me anxious i can't watch it like i can't i'm like this is not fun when i watch housewives i want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush like i want to watch funny stupid things i don't want to know that like your husband has been cheating on you for 10 years and and you're pregnant you just found out yeah like people talk about the valley all the time and i've never watched a single second of the valley because i will i was never like a jacks fan and i feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever so it was just no one from vanderpump that like i would have tuned in for but like now on tiktok like i'll see clips and i don't even know any of their names but there's this one girl on there and she's gorgeous she's beautiful and her husband is a little rat like an actress and she's like i don't know what to do with her and she's like i don't know what to do with her and she's like i don't know what to do with her and she's like i don't change it to be like well no i don't like how she's i don't like something about her it's like no you're mad about something she got totally yeah it's like let's let's fight about that yeah let's fight about instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something but any i digress it's i digress um how are you i'm good how are you you're you have the craziest list of all time yeah my list got really crazy i have a question about spray tanning okay which i have one in one hour because i got a spray tan for amas that was on this is like literally women in stem shit i got it on what day thursday no seven days i don't i don't know now i'm panicking i don't know when i got it oh i know i got it on saturday night and now it's thursday i don't think i'm if i do it i think it it'll it'll get it'll be bad do i have to exfoliate or something you want to respray do i or do you feel like you're tan i'm gonna be honest my la tans i feel like last 10 days so you're you'll only be at seven okay what happens if you spray too early like what are the girls have to be aware of what do you mean spray too early spray too early like for an event like like you you sprayed yourself and then it's only been like six days but you want to be tanner well from the minute you get your spray tan like that next day you really have to like moisturize a lot drink a lot of water it's all if you stay hydrated and moisturize your spray tan will stay what the why is water like i feel like that's big water and you can't really like shave your legs but you don't have to worry about that well that really got you that really got me because it's true it's never crossed my desk i've never been like oh no i shaved accidentally i have a spray tan after this pod but last night i knew i was going to be rushing so i exfoliated last see men don't have to deal with this shit so that i could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod then get my spray because i have to wash my hair it's women and stuff i have a question for you it's a whole thing yeah i went to pura vida with my mom and it was really busy but there was like one table open and i was gonna have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered because that's like what you do and i am going to sit someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table that i think that's crazy i think that's crazy yeah i also she had like a little attitude that she was right ahead of us it was like she was the only person ahead of us and us so i knew it was her phone and she didn't even like look back she's like left her phone on the table and i was like oh my god i'm gonna have to table i was just standing there like that's my table gen z no millennial i would say like millennial yeah she's one of us wow and so what'd you do i let her have it but it would be funny if i just sat down and started texting i don't know i don't know i'm trying to think if i would say i don't think i would say anything but i would be like that's like i wouldn't have you know what i have started doing if we're in a situation and i'm holding the door for you because i just walked out of the door or like you're coming whatever and anything like that if you don't say thank you to me i'm saying you're welcome like this little stuff like that like really pisses me off like today i was walking out of a door and i like held it for the lady like coming in but i like had a suitcase and stuff so like it inconvenienced me to hold the door for you but i'm a normal person and so like when she walked in and didn't say anything i literally was like oh no you're so welcome you literal fucking bitch i mean i didn't say literal fucking bitch but i did say like nope i got it you're so welcome and i kept walking exercise drinking water is important you have to let it out somewhere or they're cursing out old if i want to snap i'm gonna oh really bitch now i'll slam this goddamn door on you you're not gonna say thank you to me i almost went off on the plane because i was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy when i was taking it down i banged oh i love doing that being over dramatic when it falls down well i wasn't even trying to be dramatic okay i literally like dropped it onto the thing and then it like fell onto the floor and i looked around at the three men i said so sorry i'm so loud you should have fell on it like you could have fucking helped me on it and just laid there like a damsel in distress i literally i wanted to be like and you're not lonely enough i would be so pissed if i was you because look at the end of the day i am strong looking like so when a guy doesn't do it i'm like oh he thinks i'm really strong but if i was you i'd be like oh you hate women i'm wearing a cashmere duster i can't hello and it's crazy because i would never let you even lift it when we were on tour i'm in ballet flats no get my bag no no no no no no no no no no also so anyway when you pack you love cases like you love little cases you pulled out a pouch that was for ants like what are you putting in like the little pouches that you have you had a pencil the pencil case oh i'm my pouch in my pouch yeah well your pouch is pouch your kangaroo well here's the thing i love a pouch set so i love a pouch that goes in my pouch and i do have this little like long it looks like a pencil case yeah you're right it looks like a pencil case pouch um i put my medicines in there and by my medicines i mean my emergency uti medicine and my beta blockers which i'm gonna just say this first and foremost i'm seeing a lot of beta blocker slander on the internet and i'm not having it i'm not having it beta blockers do not make you out of it groggy out of it they don't make you you can't get high off of a beta but you would die before you got high off of the beta like i've tried doesn't have any effects it's not an ssri it does not affect your brain whatsoever it takes away physical symptoms it's for your heart i will not listen to beta blocker slander from anyone and if i do i'm calling mr you won't be hearing from him directly hi this is hey me again um real quick you want to know what though i did have the wherewithal to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police not 9-1-1 is that 3-1-1 no you like look up like a real number i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't 4-1-1 is like who is that i thought it was 4-1-1 and i is that even a thing anyone that used to be like information 4-1-1 you could call 4-1-1 and be like what's the number to give it to you yeah should we try it right now is that a thing still i'm gonna try it right now 4-1-1 we're unable to complete your call to speak to a customer service representative but you used to be able to call 4-1-1 and be like can i have the number 4-1-1 and be like can i have the number 4-1-1 and be like can i have the number to blah blah blah restaurant on this this street and they would give it to you not to age us but do you remember when there were telephones on the street like i thought you're gonna say telephone operators and i was like no hannah i'm not a hundred and fucking five oh like uh uh what are they called payphone a payphone i remember it vividly you know i never used one though like i've never been inside of one to like use i feel like we just use it you oh you would have loved it it's the best for prank calling i would have loved it it's literally made for you for prank calling there's a new thing i know we're like totally against chat gpt but there's this new thing going around on tiktok that people are asking chat like from everything you know about me from talking to me can you tell me what fictional character i'm most like and i kind of want to do it but also i appreciate the environment and i don't need to know the answer to that question but also just know that i want to know so bad someone wrote a really funny video and they were like chat gbt to a deadbeat dad you're really busy and that's why you're trying your best but you can only be in so many places at once and that's why it's okay if you don't see them for a while and that's why all the men are like so behind ai oh my god uh so anyway also have you seen like it's enough us compares comparisons us to like you just we're such a married couple you got so excited to correct me you lit the fuck up you were like comparison what do you even but usually i know when you're joking what are you even trying to say what was that oh okay but you know when you're comparing yourself yeah to like women with facetune women with bbls women in general just comparing each other now we have to compare ourselves to ai girls i tapped out because there's this whole trend of ai girls at base games and it's like look at this hot girl at a baseball game and it's like an ai gorgeous girl watching the mets or something and that's like trending i actually tapped out when only fans became a thing i said i actually no longer can compete and have the best time ever but i can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet you would go crazy that's why you got to just stay in your own lane baby you gotta stay in your own lane also everything on the internet is fake i've talked to a lot of people everyone's sad you know i've done some inventory this week too no one's no one's aligned no one feels aligned um i'm like you're all your aura's all out of whack i've done some control groups people are not happy also everyone's on ozempic so also i just got my period and my stomach hurts i got mine on sunday we're you i'm actually almost done but i got mine early you know it's so annoying but when i am healthier i get my period early and like regular it's annoying i'm so sorry well i ate a lot of vegetables i felt like this month and my period was like yeah thanks the gigglers want to know now that windbreaker gate has settled yeah did i ruin the windbreaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it and i should wear it just keep it have it or i know you love that windbreaker you love it why because it goes with like your hair color like it's so like you're coloring no but i just want to know did i ruin it for you no i actually almost wore it out to dinner last saturday night but then i decided not to go but in my head my outfit because it was raining it was memorial day weekend what was better than a windbreaker i was like oh my god i'll wear a windbreaker out to dinner but then i was like you know what i decided i'm not i feel happy because i started to feel bad that i ruined it for you and i made it about me and that's not the kind of friend i want to be hannah oh my god you're so annoying because here's the thing about me and you know this i love an outfit and i love an outfit that gets seen so i've seen this i've looked at this windbreaker 8 000 times on the internet so the fact that she's having her own moment she's gone viral she's gone to so many events she's seen so many different things like i'm like so excited but i'm happy for her like that's why i love clothes i'm like let them see the world you know i have an emotional connection to her okay good good no you didn't ruin it for me so we have kind of an exciting weekend no we have a very exciting weekend what are we presenting yeah we're presenting at last culturistas which you've been to before i haven't yeah it's so fun remember last year i was like i haven't had fun in years so much fun and and you wore a hat that look i wore a hat really good well i just feel like when something is hosted by the gays i don't get stressed about my outfit because i'm like they're fun and they're like they're like go for it and do whatever and it's fun and be yourself so it's like so much less stressful i think i'm gonna wear um a schmata i don't know what it's like a bandana it's like you know in italy when they you're in a convertible and you put a yes but i don't know if my head shape can pull it off and i'm kind of nervous now how are you trying to tie it are you trying to tie it like like around and back like you're in a convertible in the 1950s are you trying to do like because it would hide my double chin and if i wear sunglasses then it's like really cunt but then i also could look like an egg but then if i wear it like on my forehead like normal bandana yeah like going to the pool that could that could be a little try hard so i'm a little stressed well it all depends on your outfit well we'll deal with it well you're stressed now you're like do you like your outfit yeah i love my okay so you're good actually you're fine you have you have the capacity i have no anxiety okay good and we're and i feel like i read the teleprompter at amas because it was like network tv yeah you're reading it also here what have i forgotten to read how to read this is also network television this is also going to be on peacock is that network what's a peacock it's nbc okay i'll be good i'll be good you know what's interesting like who said like oh you know what the perfect thing for our news station is a peacock who would put the word cock like that is so crazy like sometimes i don't even like saying peacock because i hate saying the word cock i so vile and disgusting and it's like it's harsh someone was saying how like white guys love saying cock no i hate the sound of it like i think the word cunt is so much more palatable 100 then like i know i wouldn't i wouldn't say it either i actually don't think i can finish like men say it like it's like when they're having sex like sexually like i think because it makes it sound bigger than dick and they need to overcompensate dick is like cock's little brother well if you don't have confidence and you just say dick it it can it could seem short but if you say cock it sounds longer cock sounds like you're sucking someone's dick when you know this took a turn someone was like this was such a nice pod about television because i always think about that i'm like that's weird like anytime there's sexual that's like there is like an undertone of sexual something sexual or like inappropriate i don't like that we're like it there shouldn't be yeah it's like either be direct and say what you're trying to say also just men can't be dirty girls are allowed to be dirty men can't i just don't want men naming things you know like who came up with the word like oh our brand is a peacock like no that's weird i feel like no shade no hate no shade i know someone some giggler at nbc is like okay had a long week coming also it's crazy that they got that um like nothing else's names peacock there's some peacock fucking walking around being like okay that's my name you can't take it for your freaking thing also everything's gonna be owned by everything eventually no literally and this is why you can't ever get high you're high like that is such a high person like that and one day everything will be owned by page calls me high as the kite and i'm like holy shit we're on the same wavelength right now and we talk for two hours like right okay i'm gonna actually write tell you something i wrote down not high because i'm scared of smoking that like if you were high right now you would be able to vibe with me at okay i wrote dating is just auditioning but you don't want to be too good of an actor that is so high and like i see where you're going one time i wrote down i saw this the other day and i was like you fucking idiot i wrote down the craziest thing high hold on if the pros outweigh the cons you still have to deal with the cons and you were like genius and i was like why do we even do pros and cons like you still have to deal with those that is anyway oh my god i'm like sweating that was so funny also um rowan is brook shield's daughter who's my friend name drop she's really wait i'm obsessed with that she's gonna be on bravo's um next gen she did the funniest tiktok about trying to understand when they first try to explain how health insurance insurance works to you like have you been in your job like your first job where they're like okay this is the health insurance and then they say the word did you get the insurance and then they say the word did you get the insurance and no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means no one knows what it means and like no one's ever said that word to me in my life like how did i go 25 years without hearing the word deductible and then it's just you like get scared and then you start checking off boxes you shouldn't check how did we get here wait what the hell what the hell does rowan on next gen nyc health insurance she she did a video about it so it's gonna be your credit oh and it made me laugh oh i'm like wait you are everyone needs health insurance no my mom has tried to explain it to me since i turned 26 and i'm like that was so scary when you turned 26 yeah also what a random age also deductible literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why do you remember like being in your early 20s and saying what if i just didn't have health insurance and everyone's like you must yeah and you're like okay but i don't know what it is and they were like i doctor and i'm like my eyes are good they're like then why would i pay that i'm always at urgent care so like i am like the number one candidate of like i know i actually need health insurance because if i feel like something's wrong i'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment see i'm like a man like i'll be like you're like an old italian woman literally like i have a little thing on my back and des is like that's cancer and i'm like only time will tell that's no no like i don't know how i came out of my anxious italian mom's vagina so chill about my health care you're type a and type b you're like a combination because i'm a virgo and stuff like that you're very type yeah like i actually probably have had moments where i'm like i should go to urgent care but i don't want to talk to the person at the front like i don't know what they might ask me for something that i don't have and i don't know if i could deal with that before i like knew you really knew urgent care was like a thing i would just like go to the er and my mom would be like stop going to the er i'd be like something's wrong there was actually in fact something wrong i had a cyst on my ovary that no one could figure out so like i would drop to the ground like walking down the streets of new york city and i'd be like no i'm going to the emergency room why am i falling to the ground that's so iconic though they're like maybe you shouldn't be wearing 10 inch heels but oh my god um anywho is there anything else that we forgot to cover there's a martin short documentary i think everyone should watch on netflix oh i saw the advertisement on netflix he's so freaking adorable he's so adorable a short man that i actually like actually the only short man that i like good for him he's actually a short king actually i did watch the first 10 minutes i just remembered and i fell asleep stanley tucci's um second season of his like travel cooking show is out and it's let me tell you something that man yeah that man's aura like okay he's a perfect example of a man that i'm like or maybe it's just because he's european like i don't want to say that he's gay like but he there's like certain feminine things but i'm like no i think it's hot mm-hmm do you think anyone calls him stan yeah well that's his name i don't know i feel like he's one of the guys that's like it's stanley wait stanley it's stan have you ever met like a like like you meet like a chris and he's like it's christopher and you're like okay you fucking loser no one has time for three fucking syllables like i'm like if someone was like it's michael i'm like how about you shut the fuck up like you know my brother's been daniel because my dad was dan or danny that's different there's another person but you know what's really cute he went to like work for the first time and i met one of his co-workers and they were like oh you're dan's sister and i said who so he went to work and he had people call him dan he like rebranded no he rebranded without telling us and i was like you mean daniel and they're like dan and i'm like oh you think you're a grown-up that's cute no i know anyway my name's han from now on all right well this was an amazing episode i'm not gonna be as fired up next time you were freaking jacked up hell yeah and then we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of mindy and kate and brenda it was so fun i'm obsessed with mindy killing like on another level i mean well she you guys are literally the same person it was freaking me out yeah um okay i gotta go text kate hudson but i love you so much and gigglers thank you for giggling with us we love you bye you