Giggling about scoliosis, sex life, and sore losers

(upbeat music) - Sup, Diggler? - Very, fix your Wi-Fi. - Manifest that shit. - We can't be manners. (laughing) (upbeat music) - I mean, the day just got away from me. - Are we recording? - Yeah, we're recording. - Yeah. - Are you having sex like this? - Me? - Yeah. No, the reason I'm asking you. - A phenomenal question. - You know what I mean? Like what the hell? - Yeah. - Who's smiling? - Who's smiling? - I wish we were recording. - We were recording. - Okay, so one, we're making little jokes during sex 'cause we're too comedians, it's being silly. He and I laugh, he takes his hand and puts it over my face. And that's, that's crazy. - Kiki Palmer just did this whole, she did like an interview with someone or maybe it was even on her podcast, but she was talking to someone and she was like, I don't give off sex immediately. And when I'm having sex, I want it to be like fun and funny and like, it's hot in here. And like, she was like, and I feel like that's why I have a hard time. - Like what are you laughing about? - I think that 'cause like, let's be honest, sex is awkward. So we get the giggles. - Yeah. - So we get giggling, but he's annoying 'cause like, he'll like do some impression or something and I'm like laughing. But then when I do something where he's like, can we just be serious? - Can we just be serious? - No. (laughing) - I don't know, but comedians, we have intimacy issues. So in that moment, so just being like voices. - We also are being yourself. - You know what I do? I'll like pretend to be sexy. So I'll be like, I've been thinking about you all day. You smell so good. You'll be like, please stop doing that. And then I'm like laughing. And I'll be like, I like how are you looking at me? Like that kind of shit. Like, okay, so let's just say on an average because everyone's different and like everyone's schedule is different. - You love getting to my sex life right now. - What's the average? - Not even yours, that you think a married couple. - Oh, good question. - Is not having sex, making love. Once every six months? - Wait, what about that? - Like not, I'm just like, when you're married. - When you're fucking like, that's got account too. - No, it totally counts. I'm saying, how? (laughing) - Sorry, I haven't seen you in person. If you wanna go with the mouth. - Well, you haven't. - No, I haven't. - It's crazy. - No. - It's crazy. - It's crazy. - It's crazy. - It's so much crazy. - I'm so upset because I gave myself a pep talk last night. It was like, it's getting so much better. - It is. - We've seen so much improvement. And I just sat down and page was like, holy fuck, this is way worse than we thought. - No, your upper lip looks so good. It looks like you got lip-induced. - But you said this is what happened. Everyone in the comments is like, Hannah, for the love of God, please put a lip tint on before you record the pod. - Oh, okay. - 'Cause they don't like my pale lips. - I told you to get those milk jelly ones, which I love. - Yeah. - This is side note, but these lip tints, they're always too like bright pink. - Yes. - Like, please make a Barbie. - Yeah, please make like a-- - You need like the cleaning. - A mocha, a little amber. I like a cool tone. Anyway, so I put it on the lip tint today, but I went, like, I tried to overline it with the lip tint and then it looked like I sucked a rocket popsicle. - Popsicle? - Yeah. - Like I was just a kid whose parents forgot about them for like three hours, and it was like hyped up. And it was just red all over. So I put concealer as like a mustad. - And obviously it kind of-- - No, it actually, it looked really good. - Okay, we're good. But Pige, you know that I'm still, you guys know I'm trying to act. So I've like been auditioning. - Yeah. - Well. - Well, now, now, so when it happened, I literally was like, how am I gonna be an actor when I can't have a wide range of emotion? So I got an audition for like a cop. That was great. (laughing) Where I'm basically like serious. But these are comedies. So like, whatever. - You know what? - What I would love to know, you know, and they're like saying like describing what the role is. - Oh my God. - And then they send it to the agents, and they're like, if you have anyone that you think like fits the description, what was the description of the cop that one of your agents was like, I have the perfect client. I was like, either play like lesbian, cop, funny friend. - Yeah. - Then, oh yeah, I played a lawyer. That was an audition I did a lawyer. But then this last one I was supposed to be a funny best friend. - Yeah. - And at one point, I like, I like, look, I'm delusional. - Yeah. - And I actually now think I look good. We knew this was gonna happen. I'm like, it's, I look good. - Yeah. - Let's stop pretending this is a problem. People love it. And then I watched the audition, and I'm like, oh my god. - Put me away. - Yeah, did they send it in? - No. - No. - But there are some faces I'm making that aren't human. That's a thing. - Yeah. - It's one thing I feel like I was, I'm making a face that's not natural. - Yeah, like no one's. - Yeah. - It's just, so anyway, my acting career has been stalled for a second. - So we're just gonna put that on pause. - I'm putting it to the Oscar off the manifestation board. - Anytime they send me roles that they're like, we think you'd be good for this. It always starts out like, she's really bitchy. - Yeah. Like, guys, how many? - High school. - Actually, you just learn what your agents think of you. - Yeah. - But I hate when they send me roles that I'm not gonna get. Like, this one role, I had a whole fight with them 'cause it was like, we want a Pilates instructor girl. And I said, look, if I was a casting director, I'd want a tiny bond. - Yeah. - And they were like, no, we think you could be good with you, because I said, this is gonna take a whole day. And I don't think it's worth it. They're like, no, I'm like, if they cast a tiny bond, I wouldn't be fucking pissed. - And did they? - Yeah. - You know what I've been asking for? - No, this is to me. - Voice over audition. - Yes, because you can sit during the whole thing. - Because you can sit during the whole thing. You don't need to have glam. You can just like, it's, well, it's a dream. - Let's be honest, you really thrive during your audiobook era? - No. No, I got so deep in the audiobook. I went back and I did another thing for calm app. - Yes. - And they were like, do you know how I got? - I'm a pro. It's my favorite thing. You have a good voice. - I don't know if I, I think. - Thank you. (both laugh) - I personally don't think we've been in therapy. - No, but we've been texting. Trying to find a time. - Sorry, should I cover my mouth? - I don't think I have a good voice 'cause it's my own voice. But I do think that voiceover is like, people don't realize how, you can make so much money from voiceover and you never even see them. - Apparently we'll our net. Everyone thought he like stopped acting. Apparently he does voiceover for like everything and he's making like tons of money. - Yeah. - Also known as Amy Puller's X. - Right. - You know, in my head when people do say his name, that is the first thought. Amy Puller's X has her own. - Quick question. Are you happy that I walked in with a pimple? - Just saw it now. No, that's like, okay, actually what just pissed me off is you asking that question because that's barely a pimple. That's like a, that's like, it's like amateur hours. - Yeah, that's like you sweat a little too much yesterday while you were, - That's exactly what happened. - Basking in the sun and your skin was like, okay. - I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just sweaty in general. I have to bask in the sun. I just was sweating like on a couch somewhere. Have you ever had like a real cystic? - Well, I had a cystic and I freaked out. I went on Instagram and I was like, who wants to stab me? Which like of course this happened to me. I'm like, this is where I get my sources from Instagram. And then like the next day, it went away. I was like, never mind. - So then it wasn't because they don't go away in a day. - I wonder if that's like, well how to hereditary. Like you just don't, you've never had one. - When I get pimples, I, sorry, when I'm a period, I get one pimple on my forehead and people are like, no, it's supposed to be under chin. Let women. (laughing) - Don't control your securities, let women exist, okay. - Also, I went to active puncture. - Oh yes, and like someone's house. - Sorry, actually, everyone was like, don't go. Don't go see Marianne. Marianne was the person just answering the phone. So I didn't mind that she didn't know what a master was. That's not her job. - Marianne could have been a temp for all we know. - Yeah. - She could have been like covering for her friend. - Yeah. - Women supporting women. I was realizing I don't want to male active punctures. Like I don't want to man with a weapon. - No, do you get male masseuse? I do like a male masseuse. - I like a hard hand, every now and then. - My girl Laura, who I like, do you not have been getting a massage once a week? (laughing) - I know, I didn't tell you this. - She just stretches too. - She does, she does it all. She's amazing. She like, she's someone, wait, did I tell you my scoliosis thing? - No. - Okay, I'm getting a massage. She's just right before I leave for Italy. I'm getting a massage and she's like, wow, you're like, you're like really tight in your neck and your shoulders. Like to the point where it's like athletic, she's like, what are you doing that you're so tight and I'm like, I'm literally nothing, like walking. Like maybe I'll do like a sculpt society workout like for like 20 minutes, like once a year. She's like, do you have scoliosis? Like a little bit because like your spine definitely isn't fully like in line. And I'm like, no, I'm 33 years old. Like I would know if I had scoliosis. - So I'm like in Italy and I'm telling my mom, I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, my back is always so sore. I'm always doing back exercises. Like always trying to do stuff for my posture, like getting a massage once a week. - Is because your torso is so short? - I don't know, but I say to my mom, oh, my masseuse actually thinks I have like scoliosis. - Well, do you have every spine you need to like, 'cause your torso is only so long. - My mom goes, you do kind of have scoliosis. - Oh, you're gonna put that in the report card. - I know, she goes, well, when it came, time to get you checked, you didn't have enough to say that you had scoliosis, but you were right there. Oh, you're on the cusp. I was on the cusp, and they were just thought, whatever, like, but I'm like, no, I think I only have the same with your dyslexia. Well, no, you made that up. I've gotten so many messages being like, it's okay, we know you're dyslexic, and I'm like, but I'm not. I started the rumor that your dyslexic and you got engaged. I'm engaged. Dislexic. Dislexic. Dislexic. Okay, people are allowed to get engaged. What do you say? I never said you can't drive. It's so super fuller, 10 who opens for me. Who's hilarious. Who everyone has to follow. She's so fucking funny. Has a whole bit about how she was jealous of the girls that were like, I got scoliosis, did you? I got a cool girl that scoliosis. And she was like, I want scoliosis. No, I don't even remember getting checked for it. It was like one day that was like, it's scoliosis day. And it was like, do you even take your shirt off? And it was like, super dramatic. I like vaguely remember it, but I don't remember there being chatter after I had my turn. I don't remember anyone killing about it. One thing we know about Kim is she hid a lot from you to protect you. She hid whenever you didn't get a role. She was like, they wanted a blind. Do you know that she hid the ending of Charlotte's web? She read the book Charlotte's web to me, and then I went to school in the fifth grade. And they all talked about Charlotte's web, and they said, so sad when Charlotte died. And I said, Charlotte didn't die. And they said, yeah, she does at the end of the book. I go, no, she didn't. My mom ran me the book. That wasn't the ending. Charlotte lived happily ever after. I went home, I said, mom, we need to talk. Let her protect her baby. She was so young, and I didn't want you to be upset. That reminds me, I went to see Bambi too early in my psyche, and the mom gets killed immediately. Which like, who a Disney was like, you know how we should start this child film? Disney? Murderer mom. Love the dead mom. Love the dead mom. The earlier, the better. It's like, let's reel him in with a murdered mom. So the first three seconds, I was like, appalled. And then throughout the movie, I can't enjoy it because I'm like, where's the mom? Why don't I think about it? Really? Disney love is a dead parent. It's actually kind of crazy. Think of any movie. Disney movie. And there's always something going on with the parents. Yeah. Which? Snow White. Didn't even have parents. No. I mean, the little mermaid. Who's her daddy? Who's your mom? She doesn't have a mom. King Poseidon is her dad. My mom had me stay till the movie started again to be like, there's the mom. Wait. So smart. I was back. And then I was really leaving you here. I saw a woman on TikTok who I was like trying to tell her, like, are you fucking texting? Chris, you're finally back with us and you're texting. Who's young Jesse? You don't ever say the phrase "Young Jesse" to us. We are business women. Okay. Tell Young Jesse. It's not his time. Speaking of working out, 'cause I actually have been doing my sculpt society. I saw. Like my little app. You're so cute. Well, it's just like a 20-minute, and I like it. It's like chill. And you want to know the best thing about working out at home? You can pause it. Yeah. Like, when you're out of work out class and they're like, take a 10-second drink break. Like, no, bitch, I need two minutes, at least. I need you to count to 60 twice because I can't do it in that time. So like when you're working out at home, it's like, shh. And you like feeling naughty to be like, what if I just paused it and she didn't even know I took a longer break? I'm like, what if I did the second half after lunch? You don't like it. Next week. Who's gonna know? But anyway. Nobody's gonna know. But exercises as one does. You're so mad you don't have BBL allegations. Every day you wake up trying to look for it. You get to the summer, I get a stomach virus. There's BBL allegations going around about everyone but me, like, so annoying, I couldn't even get on the ozemic allegation because there's now a parasite going around. What I do but exercises, sometimes I have to like, stop halfway through and not because it's like hurting my butt. It's literally hurting my vagina. I get, and I'm very triggered when it comes to like feeling like I have a UTI and that's the feeling I get. It's almost like I have to pee. I'm going to say something so controversial. Yeah. Are you doing it in a thong? What the fuck would that have to do with anything when it's inside of my body? I'm sorry. Because you're ready, like, being held by a string. Actually, no, because sometimes I do it in my- Put that long ass finger down. Sometimes I do it in my pajamas and I'm no underwear on, so no. And it still hurts your vagina? Yeah, it just feels like I- It's not that it's hurting. Does it feel like after a bike ride when you're like, oh, no, it's not like, it's like- Maybe you had sex. Yeah. And it's hurting from that and then you worked out- No, it's not. It's like, it almost feels like my pelvis isn't strong. Like I need to do more kegels, it feels like- I do the same. The giggler doctors are exhausted by us. They turn on the episode and they get out there no bad and they're like, okay, now we have to take- No. And the only reason I think I'm more sensitive to it than- Oh, there are people. Don't see the small canal. I'll kill you. That factors into it. But I think any time I feel even the slightest resemblance of a UTI, I'm like- You have PTSD. Yeah, I freak out. You have UTI PTSD. I see. But I have heard though that, like, working out with a- A thong. It's bad for you. Yeah. It's bad because the butt and the vagina are too close, and it can get- The movement. It can be- The back area. The like- Shh. Yes. No. Also Grace made fun of me because we have some like cool cousins staying with us. And they have like a bag full of stuff and I said this is they're getting high stuff. Is that what I called it? And Grace just was dying laughing. I'm like, "What do you want me to say?" And then- This is their- Like, it's we. And does said pot. No, it does his brother said pot. And does was like they don't call it pot anymore. This isn't the 70s. But like our family, we're just- We don't touch that stuff. Yeah. And what was it a bag of? Rapping papers. And I smelled something in there. I'm literally a mom. Sure. You want to know it's crazy is like you're going to have kids and I'm going to have to tell you things that they're secretly doing because I have ears and eyes. And you're going to be like- Labor-gasted. No, apparently kids- No, I'm not even getting into it. Kids do stupid stuff. I'm just the parent. Still to this day with everyone on Instagram. Smoking kills. It truly does. My first on my friend. Smoking something. They're smoking pills. Recently. Yeah. In Italy, Lucho made me smoke a cigarette with him. And you want to know what I could only do half? Was it a skinny one? Yeah, it was. Okay, you liked how it looked. It's like a sweater. But I literally thought of you right as I was sparking. Is it healthier in Italy to smoke? Yeah, it is. Okay. 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So my cousin Cara, who is the originator of the lasagna story. She is two little boys. Now I get over to her house and she goes, the boys are downstairs being shy. Now one thing about kids, you're not going to be shy around Anna Hannah. Yeah. You're not. Yeah. So I go downstairs and one thing about me, I will rail these kids up. So immediately I'm like, you're ready to play. I said, Hannah's hungry to eat little feet. What? Oh, you're going to a character. And with this face. Yeah. I should be right around that. They're really trumps. (laughing) - No, we're not sure. - They love running. So I'm like, I'm gonna get ya. So they start yelling, we're running, they're chasing. So I'm chasing these little boys. And there's two of them. So they're hard, you know? - Yeah. - And these little kids are fucking fastest kids I've ever met. So I'm running around this like basement. - Is Lois the same word like she's hyperb? 'Cause I feel like when you're with Lois, you're doing like table activities. - You're coloring, you're doing arts and crafts. She's gonna put an outfit on, you're gonna tell her how good she looks. - Well Lois will like steal you and be like, okay, this is my world. - Yeah, she's like, she'll shut the door and she's like, I'm a brand dog. (laughing) You have to save me. - Yeah. - And I'm like, Lois, I have so much to do today. And she's like, but she'll be like, I'm gonna die. Like she'll like get all dramatic. And I'm like, okay, I'll save you. - 'Cause if I'm around kids. - I do this with dogs too. Like I get them all rolled up and then I leave. - Yeah, and if I'm around kids, I see who comes to me. And like, I'm never going to them. - No, I'm in them. - No, I'm like, this kid doesn't know I'm about to be his best friend. - Yeah. - But I don't do it. Like, I wait for eye contact. I'm not a monster. But you know, you give a little funny face. Kids love a funny face. - Yeah, they do. - I know. - They love us all, Mom. - They love a funny face. - No, my humor is actually two-year-old kid. Like once I get him going, I'm like, I'm killing today. - Where I'm like, I wish there was like a kitchen table activity we could do. - Yeah. - So we're running around. And then we start playing baseball. And one of the kids gets upset because he wasn't playing. He played great, by the way. He missed one thing and he's really hard on himself. And he's afraid of being called a sore loser. Is this bad? I'm spilling like all the tea on her son. He's like, can I have privacy for one second? But he was so cute because he goes upstairs and he's like, everyone's going to call me a sore loser. So then I'm in that moment like, I'm not going to let my baby be upset. And I go upstairs and I say, you're not a loser. - It was a sore loser. - Yeah, he's like, I'm a sore loser. And he goes, everyone thinks I suck. And I was like, I was taught gossiping about you. No one said that. They've said all the things. No one calls me a sore loser. - Oh my God, this is anxiety. Really? - And like, I'm feeling connected to him 'cause like in that moment when I felt like a loser, I wanted someone to feel good. So I was like, he literally had the like, everyone hates me. - He literally was on the covers. - Everyone's talking about how I didn't get the ball. But the way he's so good at baseball too. - So he's just being so hard himself. - That's just me like on my way here today, you know. I'm like, everyone hates me. I'm the sidewalk. Like they can't believe I stepped outside today. - So honestly parenting, so interesting 'cause you get to like relive childhood trauma. So then I look at him and I said, regardless what you feel, you can be two people. You can be, I'm giving him a speech like a movie. I'm like, you could be lying here for the rest of the day or you can be the comeback kid. - Oh, you gave him a phrase. - I said, so I'm gonna be down there holding the ball, waiting for you to put your shoes back on. And for you-- - This is not auditioning. - For you to get scared. - For you to hit a home run. And if you wanna be the comeback kid who can deal with adversity, he's like, I don't know what adversity means. I'm like, just go with it. - I think the comeback kid is a movie. - And I actually have a costume. - It didn't work. - Oh, he still won't leave the room. - Still won't leave the room. - Okay, no. - But he's like in the attention. - Okay, now at that point, you're done. - I'm done. - No, I don't think my plans. I said, we have an emergency on our hands. But at that point, I'm like, you don't wanna have fun with everyone else, then you can sit in here and cry by yourself 'cause we're all gonna be outside having fun. - No, you're right. If I was a mom, that's what I do. But I'm the fun aunt. Also, it's getting trouble 'cause kids love being called poopy head. So once I know they're humor, I'm like throwing it around. I'm like, so poopy head. And they think, I can't even bring myself to-- - Like, what's up, Bart Feast? I think it's so fun. And Kara is like, han, all we've been trying to do is get them to stop saying fart and poop. And that's all you've done. Like, I'm literally the worst enabler. - Yeah. - But then after we played baseball, typical Italian family, we go to a big Italian restaurant, chicken parmesan, all this stuff. For God, I had Pilates after. - That's, let's just say I dealt with adversity that day. - I feel like you're the kind of person that is never cancelling a class. - No. - Because the late fee would keep you up at night. - The late fee, and then also just disappointed in myself for not being able to do what I was supposed to do. - I don't have that kind of guilt. I, in my head, I'll say you can put a price on convenience. - Like, if I want a cancel because it's convenient for me and I'm getting charged to the slate fee, my convenience is worth so much more than the slate fee. - I walked in, I said, I have Kalamari up to my throat right now. One wrong move. - How did you not fart throughout the class? - I got lucky. Like, it was a moon, the stars. But it was scary. - Do you feel like you're having an intense mercury retrograde? - Yeah. (laughs) - I've been shot. (laughs) I've been shot. I can't believe you chased kids around, saying you're gonna bite their feet with your face looking like that. (laughs) - That's why you was crying. - I'm really terrified. I'm still scared of it. Because even if you came into my home right now, I'd be scared of that. Okay, I just wanna say one thing. - When you shamed me for gargling with peroxide. (laughs) I have had so many nurses, doctors, just regular girls. DM me and say it's the best thing ever and totally acceptable. - And. - That's crazy, I didn't have one of those messages. - Well, because you're with the saltwater people. (laughs) You're with the saltwater people. And my team, we're just going right to peroxide and drugs. - Is it actually hydrogen peroxide? - Yes. - Or is it like a specific kind of thing? - No, just hydrogen peroxide. - What if you slip and you inhale? - What do you mean inhale? Like swallow it? - I don't know, I beg your fine. - Can we talk about how hard it is to actually inhale, weed? - No. (laughs) (laughs) - You guys must feel like literally just, you drink from a straw? - Yeah, but like, okay, then you could smile. - Because I thought you just breathe and it goes in. You have to like, actually feel like going. - You know what I actually think is really hard. - What? - When you're smoking a cigar, you're not actually smoking a cigar. - Yeah. - Like if you were to inhale that, everyone's like, "Oh, you would get so sick or like you'd get so dizzy." Like no one's inhaling it. Actually, when we go on our family vacation, because we go at the same time every year, there's also people that are also there at the same time every year. There's this like older couple, like older. - Access to them already. - The guy sits in a chair and the wife lays down on the thing. - He, I've never seen this. He and choose a cigar the whole day. - He's had a long life. (laughing) - Nothing else. - Actually, he got taken out by this room of virus 'cause one day I didn't see him. One day I didn't see him. And I thought, hmm. I wonder where he is? - He swallowed it. - And because there's no hip-a. In Italy, I found out from the one of the pull guys that he is in backseek. - I love that there's no hip-a in Italy when hip-a sounds Italian. - Hip-a. - Hip-a, hip-a. - Also, because I love, now I love like red pill dating shows. The girls made me watch The Ultimatum. - Oh, on Netflix. - Someone got kicked off because of how awful they spoke to their partner in text messages. Like a media. - They could do some steps in and they were like, this is too much. - Yes, kicked him off. Then a couple episodes later. - It's like a nickel. - No, a couple episodes later, this is so crazy. So they get, so someone gives an ultimatum. Like, hey, if you don't want to marry me, like I'm gone, we're gonna do this, first of all, it's just. - I have so much as I actually, I need to collect my thoughts. - It's a ridiculous premise of a show because if anyone is doing this show, you guys are already fucked as a couple. But like, I digress, it's greater. - Imagine the motherfucker, you're like, you know what, make this better if we actually did this on TV. - You know what would be better is if you went and lived with a different girl for three weeks. - Don't tell me, don't tell me, just wait for the show. - Yeah, like, so anyway. So someone gives an ultimatum in the couple. They go to this experience. They couple up with other people. They live with other people for a couple weeks to see if the grass is greener or if they want to go back to the show. - The show is just like making the breakup at least monetizing a breakup. - Yes, eventually they all end up like breaking up. Now, while this one girl is. - That wasn't a start. We don't know for sure. - While this one girl is coupled up with not her boyfriend who she's doing the experience with, they're going somewhere and she sees on his phone that he's texting his group chat. The group chat is talking about how his original girlfriend is blonde and has big boobs. And now the girl he's coupled up with is Brunette and she has no boobs or ass and she hasn't like, - You know what it's like to with him? - All guys texts about it. - It's so crazy. But then the friends go on to say, well, what if we just like hooked up with, what if we just like fucked her basically? And the guy she's coupled up with like text back in the group and it's like, that's why I older like that's crazy. So she sees the text messages and she's like, - The blonde girl? - No, this isn't even his girlfriend. It's a girl he's coupled up with. So she sees all the messages and she's like, what? Like this is insane and like really scary. She tells his girlfriend and that girl is kind of like, like this is like, like my thing about these kinds of shows is, I think in the year 2026, it's getting to a point where they're casting these men who have psychological issues. Like it's not just like, oh, he's like a bad dude and he like goes on his way. on dates with a bunch of women. Like, no, they're methodically thinking about how to like control these girls. This one guy said to the girl he was coupled up with, not his actual girlfriend. If your fiance or boyfriend or husband didn't want you to hang out with someone, would you listen to them? And the girl was like, well, who's the person? My friend of 20 years, like, no, I'm not listening. And he was like in shock. And so it's just, it's very scary. It's very weird. Well, men are afraid that like, they're not masculine if they don't like have control. I don't. Yeah. The number one thing I will say that I've learned for a relationship, whether it's a best friend or a partner. The number one thing is that you respect each other. And I don't mean respect in like a, like, like, I say, please, and thank you, like, I mean, like, respect. Like, in your heart, you respect their opinion. Yeah. You respect how they carry themselves. Yes. That is how you have a long way to go. Like if you hear something like that someone said or did and your initial thought is like, I would never do that to your partner. Yeah. Or like, that's a good thing. Like, there are some people that are just like, I mean, I've dated guys that I don't respect. And like, yeah, you, like, you're still calling your mom every day. All hundred percent and like, or if they don't respect you, you know that in your core. And that's why you start feeling bad about yourself. Yeah. So just find so many respect. Let's like start with that. Yeah, that's good. And yeah, he needs to make your life easier, not harder. If he's making it harder, it's not for you. There's a woman who died. OK. And it's not funny. How? Getting NAD IV from an unlicensed doctor in the Bronx. And the second I saw that I had chills at my spine because I was like, bitch, that could have been me. That could have been me. Wait. In unlicensed doctor in the Bronx, like a holistic-- I don't know the details. I just know that if you looked into it, he wasn't licensed. But like, I don't know when you're just getting an IV. I'm not like researching the person, I feel like. Not you're never going to get IV again. She died instantly. Instantly? Like within a couple hours from an NAD putt. I mean, I don't know the facts. She fell over. Wait, the day she got it, she died. The day of NAD, which is a thing that like Heli Bieber takes to try to live longer or something. So anyway, just you guys, there's a lot of shit going on. Please find doctors. And I'm speaking to myself right now. Find doctors that went to school. Yeah. Maybe I believe in my findings throughout the world, when I'm just in the life. I feel like the men are actually talking about peptides way more than I hear any girls talk about it. Yeah, because they're all about like maximizing their testosterone. Why did they say they're like regularly distanced out? And if I hear another man bring up his testosterone level to me, I'm actually going to-- Let's try less testosterone. Because the only thing that's proven is more testosterone means more murders. And that's statistically-- And also don't come to me with a hormonal issue when my hormones change every single week. Like, what's really happening in your life that is so bad that your testosterone's going down a little? Like, what are their side effects? They don't have as much of a sex drive. OK. Good. Well, go to the last month-- the last week of every month of my life. Like, good. Put it away for a minute. There's also a point where we don't need just jacked up men running around everywhere. Like, at some point, learn knitting. I don't need it at all. At some point, read a book. Also, for the peptides, do an ab workout first, and then just see if you need it. I just feel like men are really quickly doing. Peptides are not scientifically proven. We're not on them yet. We'll tell you who we're new. But they don't know long-term effects of what it's doing to your insides. We have sensitive bodies. And are we just a horrible look? We can't just jump into things the way other people can. Like, we can't just like, oh, I'll try for the first time. Because we all have that friend who was like, I went to the back of a truck and injected my lips. And they look great. And I'm like, I wish that could be me. It is crazy, though, now that we've lived so many years on this planet, how we see trends. Do you know that-- I hate to say this. But last year, I bought a bunch of stuff from Zara. And I was really excited for it. And I went through my closet. I didn't wear any of it. And I donated it today. Because it's all too trendy. It's not. Like, if I wore it now, people would-- Like, what? I mean, an example of one item. Like, it was a long-sleeved denim frilly '70s shirt. I mean, you would have never got it in first place. But like, at the time-- I love it when you talk to yourself. And I'm posh into Zara a lot. Well, my first thought is, you who sweat so much, who are you putting on a denim shirt, long-sleeved shirt? You're going to sweat right through that. When I shop, I envision I'm somewhat new. That's completely different than who you are. The stuff I buy. I want to meet the girl you shop for, because she's quirky. She's never bloated in her life. She loves a corset on a Wednesday night. For sure, from a different time period. I'm so interested. I get crazy colors. All I want to wear is a baggy black outfit. And my closet is like, sparkles, orange, green. Patterns, frills. What's like your closet organization these days? What? Like, I feel like I've been seeing your closet living in like a couple of months. Half my closet's literally from just the my tour, which is like, tour. Your tour? I had to get like tons of squirts and tons of white button-down shirts. OK. I have a whole thing of ties that like I lived off of for, it's like seven months. OK. Oh, I thought you were saying like you didn't unpack from your tour. No, I unpacked, but it's like, I'm like, I can't get myself to throw away these squirts. I feel like I might use them one day. Why? My daughter. I love a squirt. I love a squirt. I love a squirt. I love a summer. OK. Like, OK, I came back from Italy on a Thursday. I was unpacked, laundry, folded, put away. Bye. What's today? Monday. I like admire you. I got landed from Italy, took a shower, did a hair mask, did a face mask, fell asleep in a room. This is why we're so good together. We both have work ethic, just very different ways. Completely different ways. We're working in the places-- Well, because my environment very much affects my brain, where you can, you're better at staying focused and not where you're about what's around you. I think it's because I've always been in chaotic situations, but I can focus on one thing. Not that I'm doing well at it. I'm just focusing on it. It's even the last episode everyone was calling me out for having cat hair on my mic, which is so valid. I am. I'm trying having a cat one time. But I'm like such that-- Never has it in my vagina, like everywhere. The hair was touching my lip the entire time. Not once did I notice that it was full of hair. And that's kind of my vibe. Because I like convenience. And you want to know what? I can get too much the opposite. That's why I need doses of you to be like-- Chill out. Let's be crazy and leave a spoon in the sink. Yeah, chill out. It does not-- everything has to be perfectly coordinated. But for example, I bought a vibration plate. Right. I really trust me out to open it up. Oh, it's an easy open. Where do I want to put it? It's an easy open because it's literally just the vibration plate and the remote. They don't give you any other-- it's no frills. I put it in my bathroom under my sink. So that when I'm doing my skincare at night, I just do it at the same time. My mom will love you because she said everything has a home. You've got to put things away. Everything has a home. Well, my Amazon boxes were stacking up. And my arcats we have in West Hampton made a run for it. And they got on the box right where the door was. And they opened the door. What? Shamies and Freckles. They literally are two little genius bandits. Granted, they're so-- Open the door and went outside. So in the morning, the doors wide open. I said, where are my little boys? Aiden just shook the treats and they came right back. Where were they? Like, where'd they go? Just hanging on the porch. Hanging on the porch. Cats are just so cool. They're so-- I love the-- we're not actually-- Cats are like, hey, there's weed here. They're like, did you hear Hannah that fucking nerd? There's a joint on the table. You're like, what if we just-- Hey, heard there's smoking stuff here. But they're like, I'm not crossing the street. There's like eagles and shit over there. But let's just get some breeze. Some fresh breeze came right back in. But I was like, OK, we have to put the Amazon boxes away. Well, you want to know what? Your door wasn't locked. Well, that's another problem. That's insane. That's insane. You watch it so many murder documentaries? I can't even, like, not only do my doors have locks, they have bolts at the bottom that you, like, flip over. So even if it did get unlocked and the door got open, you're not getting through my bolt. - You're not getting through my bolt. - You're not getting through it, you're not. - Oh, so I went to my acupuncture appointment, I was saying. - Okay. - That's how we started. - She was a girl obsessed with her. I immediately loved her energy. Immediately somehow we got into her telling me all about how her ex-boyfriend pissed her off, and then she became an acupuncturist. And then he, one day, decides he wants to be an acupuncturist. So now he shows up at all these places, 'cause there's only so many acupuncturists on Long Island. So she has to do it. - So it's like conventions and stuff? - Yeah, like acupuncture meetings and stuff. So like, that was, that is so weird. - It's in every field. - Every field. - Every industry. - Oh my God, I was telling her about, yeah, I was honestly like, same. - Yeah. - So that was really fun. - Okay, so will you go back to acupuncture? - I really liked it. - Where'd they do it? - So they put it in my feet and my hands to help circulate like detox. And granted, I'm not a good example right now 'cause my mouth is still stuck. However, I did feel like, then she did like, it's called your lips are definitely moving better though. - You know, it was crazy when I first started. - I was, I couldn't move my lips. - Yeah, yeah. - So like by the end of the pod, I was so tired from trying to move my lips. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the other thing people don't talk about. Your face gets like sore. - Yeah, 'cause you're like, I'm trying to talk. - Should I need to talk? - Yeah. Also like, are you guys gonna miss me when I'm gone? - Yeah, I am. - Like this very-- - Are you like, couldn't even like me when I'm having normal smile? - I'm just gonna like, we're definitely gonna have to do some type of like, in memorial. (laughing) - You know, like, we're done, we're gonna be like, we're gonna have to add a new story to your personality 'cause it'll be like-- - We're gonna be like, some type of service because she is her own person. She has like, totally different personality than you. - Really? - Like, I am like, a little more deadpan. - And you're like, a bit more emotional on like, certain things where you're like-- - Like, it's like-- - And you're usually very optimistic and like, you're like, look, at the end of the day, everyone will die if I have anything to do with it. - You know what I'm so, I'm not used to you being like that. We're like, hey, that's mine, 95. Like, that's me all the time. - I'm also like, as an athlete, you guys know. If I didn't get injured, I was an athlete. I'm obsessed with like being, I'm not that obsessed with being a physical prime, but like, I like making sure that I'm keepable. - Yeah. - I like-- - If anything were to break out or happen, you are really an able. - Yeah. - You are sitting in the exit row of the plane, you're ready, you're able, you're willing. - I'm not prime time, but like, I try to make sure that I'm not like in bad, like, if my back hurts a little, I try to fix it, like, I can't like run a mile, but like, I can get my knees up. - Yeah. - In the beginning, we're in shape. - I feel like an injured bird. (laughs) - Just walk around New York City and everyone else is just, "Smiling, smiling, smiling." - Yeah. - I've never seen more smiling people in my life. - And take it for granted. - Well, I think that's the thing. When something like this happens, you really take inventory of like, how much in your body you take for granted. Like, even if you're like, thumb is hurting, you're like, I-- - Remember when I had a thumb? - You laugh so much, I used my fucking thumb. - So I know, they're, you know when, well, you know when you're of a hang now, how do you approach a hang now? 'Cause I feel like me and you would approach it in two very different ways. - I take the nail clipper and I cut it really short. - Okay. - I pull it, obviously. - Yeah, of course. - Well, 'cause then I go to the pool. - A person like a magic. - Yeah. - I have the most painful, like, hang nail brews. Like, I've never had something more painful in my life. Like, to the point where like, it woke me up this morning. - The sick throbbing. - Yeah. - You gotta throw a little nail, get a little hydrodermal peroxide. - I think there's a little. - And there's a little. - I'm gonna like it. - Yeah. - So yeah, I don't like remember one thing. - I'm sorry. - A finger. - Yeah. No, there's nothing worse than like, something being wrong with your body when you have to, like. - But one thing, shout out to my man. Shout out to my man's. Because he makes me feel beautiful and I've been hanging out with him too much. And now that I'm like in the public. - You guys have been hanging out together a lot. - And like, I forget about my smile when I'm with him. - Me, that's the thing. Because he just like treats me like I'm normal. Occasionally he'll laugh but it's cute. But like again, I'm like, he's obsessed with me. And then I talk to someone else and they're like, "Hey, is everybody okay at home?" (laughing) - Insignation and how? - So in my head I was like, I actually like pretty nice. - Wait, do you know that I saw like a crazy statistic? And I don't remember what it is, but that like the comparison to like when women get sick, like their husband's leaving compared to like when men get sick, like their wives leaving. - But when you say leave, you mean like break up? - Yeah, like divorce. Like when something physically happens. - Imagine you get a sniffle and they're like, "We're good." - No, I'm just thinking like imagine who does was like, "Burn her at the stage." - It's been fun. - I'm just like, I'm out. (laughing) - Yeah, it's like, it's not even comparable. Like obviously there are women like that happens where they will leave. But like, it's not even comparable to the amount that they get. - Imagine does texting his friends, being like, "This bitch can't smile and I can't handle it anymore." (laughing) - No, it's crazy. - Is your girlfriend smiling? 'Cause mine hasn't smiled in weeks. (laughing) - I just, the audacity that they have. - Okay, wait, this is fast, maybe. - What are you gonna do with the first time you can smile? - Just not stop. - I'm gonna be like the whole Kidman after her divorce. - To think you'll wake up one morning and it'll just be like, you'll have so much more movement. - Does it not to check it to the end of August? Oh, what do you mean? - So do you mean rolls I'm gonna lose by that? - You have to look in the mirror. - I don't really look in the mirror that often. - Right, oh, right. - But I really like to think it's better. - It is. - This is what's coming across my algorithm. I don't know what this means. And this is a study, by the way. And by study, I mean, this actual blind girl says she sees how hot people are treated. 'Cause she can't see if they're hot or not. So she will say, okay, I'm gonna get it like wrong 'cause I don't remember exactly what she said, it was like two weeks ago, but she said something along the lines of, there'll be people that I hear who are like boring as shit. And everyone wants to be friends with them and she goes, that's how I know they're hot. And she goes, there's people who like have no personality and everyone talks about them a lot. She goes, that's how I know they're hot. - Or like, you could tell like how like nice people are. - Yeah, well, like people. - So imagine not knowing someone's hot and being like, why is everyone obsessed with that dud? - Yeah. - Sometimes I would try to think like, especially when I was like being really shallow with men. And I'd be really into an attractive man. I'm like, imagine he was ugly. Imagine he was short. Would you like his soul? - It's hard, it's hard to separate the art from the artist. - You can't separate the art from the artist sometimes. But there's so many men that I'm like, oh my God, if you were under six foot, no one would even be listening to what the fuck you're saying. It's so annoying. - And I envision like if this guy didn't have a cute face. - And because also I think it's the opposite of for women. Like if there's a really pretty girl and she does even one thing. People are like, yeah, burner. - But it is funny how socially it's like people wanna hang out with pretty people more, like in friendships and stuff. But no, as a woman, I did see a girl say that, you know you're an it girl, if you were 16 and you had beef with a middle-aged woman, I sent it to you. - That's, you know what? - Fuck it, cool. - And I do love when you have glam, but I love when you're yourself too. - You did my makeup today. (laughing) I put on blush, I did put on blush. - Actually, I do apologize that I have like full glam today, but I'm going to- - You look so natural. - Thank you. - Like going. - Going to Vogue, just like Vogue summer school. - Yes. - I do like little sessions. - Yes. - So I'm going to like talk to some high school girls. - You'd be like, I'm gonna bite your little feet, see you soon. (laughing) Sorry, it's Leo, see you soon. - It's my whole speed as Leo sees it. - Oh yeah, oh your birthday's coming up. - Oh my god it is, I haven't thought about it at all. - Wait, I'm going to be able to smile for a bit. - We are training 35. - Yeah. Is that a big birthday? - I feel like yeah. - What should we do? - I don't know. (laughing) - Well just FaceTime. (laughing) - Oh it's fine, well it's fine. - I won't be able to express joy on my birthday, but it's fine. We love you guys so much, have an amazing weekend. And we'll get going with you later, bye. (upbeat music)